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[ Triumphant music plays ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Metal squeaking and clanging ]
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Informal polling in the election
has you way ahead of Vicki J.
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Yeah, but Vicki J
has support of the jocks.
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You have the choral group.
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Choral group isn't
the jocks.
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Ma'am,
does this go any faster?
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You -- You could really
just crank it.
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Thunk ]Okay.
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♪♪
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Can we start our day now?
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Peter: I'm telling you,
I think you're gonna win.
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Let's just hand out
more buttons at lunch.
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And I should probably make
an appearance at drama club.
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Can you pleasestop talking
about the presidential campaign?
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I'm really not enjoying this,
you guys.
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Chad, what's it to you?
You're not even helping.
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Yeah, but I have to listen
about it all the damn time.
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And, honestly, the psychic toll
has been enormous.
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Well, election day is tomorrow,
and we have to finish strong.
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Which reminds me,
am I still coming over
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to make election-day posters
tonight?
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Yep. I just got
a fresh set of markers.
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And just for the record,
I will not be there.
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Thanks for the support, Chad.
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Nope.
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Nope.
Mm?
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She's taking advantage
of you, dawg.
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[ Scoffs ]What do you mean?
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I like helping Denise.
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Yeah, that's what
she wants you to think.
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She's got you programmed
into her little system.
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Haven't you ever seen
"The Matrix"?
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[ Laughter ]
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Are you kidding me?
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Dude, they got you, too?
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-Oh.
-Aw, dude.
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-Oh, my.
-What's going on?
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It's punk-a-hunk week.
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All week long, the cheerleaders
prank the lockers
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of the boys they like.
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Oh, wow.
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I love little traditions.
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I bet it was Nina.
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[ Laughs ] Shut up.
This is annoying.
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Dang, man, Reid.
[ Laughs ]
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Reid's locker
got punked herrd.
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It's so funny the cheerleaders
all, like, want to hook up
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with you or something.
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It's like a panty.
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Uh, y-yeah, I guess.
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Cool, dude.
Sloppy salmon. Aah! Aah!
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Sloppy salmon.
Stop.
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Sloppy sa--
Hey, hey, hey. Stop, stop!
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I'm sorry to have a tone
with you,
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but it's just clear
you don't take hints.
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Not totally sure
where that's coming from.
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Uh, I'm talking to
my therapist a lot, and...
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I've been trying to be
really nice to you all year,
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but I think I need
to set a healthy boundary.
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I think that goes
for all of us.
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Joey?
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Jaxon?
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Okay, I understand.
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But I actually do need
to get to my locker,
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and it's right behind you.
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Hello.
Gentlemen.
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Boy: What's up, Pete?
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct voices on video ]
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So cool.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Chuckles ]
Something's really funny?
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What? No.
I'm talking to Avery.
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Do you want to try to connect
with your brother
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for a couple minutes,
sweetie pie?
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I'm good.
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Niki, I'm gonna be
really vulnerable.
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Can you put down
your damn phone?
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'Cause I'm depressed, and I need
a little bit of love right now.
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Okay, Chad,
what's going on?
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You're acting reallyweird.
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Yeah, because I have no one
to hang out with,
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and it's freaking depressing.
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I-I used to be Reid's
right-hand guy.
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Him and all his tall friends
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were giving me
all this attention
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and not forgetting my name.
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We were like family.
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Now our vibe just feels
so broken.
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Okay, I'm gonna go ahead
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and skip over a lot
of what you just said...
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Okay, lazy....and point out the fact
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that Reid was never
really your friend.
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Your true friend is Peter.
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Why don't you go call him?
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'Cause he's helping Denise
with her freakin'
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Presidential campaign.
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Plus, she doesn't even
deserve this.
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She's bossing him around
all the time
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and taking advantage
of how nice he is.
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That's ironic
coming from you.
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Just tell me
what to do, Niki.
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Chad, go be a good friend
and help them with the campaign.
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That way, you get to
hang out with Peter,
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who you really care about.
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I do care about
that little son of a bitch.
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You're right.
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You're right.
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Thanks for the advice,
Niki.
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You know,
it's times like this
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I'm really hopeful
for your future.
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Okay.
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♪♪
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Peter!
Peter!
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Ahh! [ Laughs ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Ch-Chad, what are you
doing here?
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[ Intense music plays ]
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Ah! Oh, my -- ow!
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Chad, Chad, hey.
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Chad: What did I even see
back there?
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Am I losing my mind?!
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Denise and I were kissing.
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Oh, God, I'm gonna vom.
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Chad, I didn't mean for you
to find out this way.
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But Denise and I have been
dating for a bit now.
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Betrayal! Ugh!
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Wait, so when me and you went
to Reid's family vacation home,
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you were dating Denise?
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Mm-hmm.
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What about when we played
"Call of Duty" at Best Buy,
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and I puked from eating
too many Sour Patch Kids?
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Yep.
[ Scoffs ]
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And the second time
that happened?
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Peter!
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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But we were just waiting
for the right time,
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because, you know...
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'Cause what?
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Say it.
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I know you have me,
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but outside of that,
you're kind of...
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alone.
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What?
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You're talking about --
you're saying me?
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Me?
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Is it even possible
to be alone nowadays
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with all this
damn technology?
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Are you okay?Are you crazy?
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Me? Alone?
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Give me my phone back.
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How could you say that?
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I was worried about you
being alone, actually, Peter.
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Yeah.
Um...
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I have girls andguys
hitting me up on my DMs...Wow.
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...and it's been
out-of-control fun.
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Really?
Yeah.
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And I'm engaging
with allthe girl ones.
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Wow, that --
that's amazing, Chad.
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Th-- This has just been
a huge relief for me.
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I -- For some reason, I thought
you were gonna be kind of angry.
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Angry?
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughing ]
Angry.
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I'm not angry.
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Can you imagine?
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Would I do that
if I was angry?
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[ Laughs ]
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I actually have to get going
'cause one of the cheerleaders
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is gonna punk-a-hunk
my locker...
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Oh, well --...so gotta work on
getting her off my junk, but --
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Wow. Cool.See you later.
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Okay.
See ya.
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[ Thunder rumbles ]
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[ Ominous music plays ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Rat squeaking ]Aah!
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Scared me.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Peppy string instruments
playing ]
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♪♪
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[ Banging ]
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[ Gasps ]
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♪♪
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Denise:
Oh, hey, Chad.
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Hey, guys.
Can't talk right now.
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Busy day today.
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Okay, have a good day,
buddy.
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What's up?
Hello, ladies.
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Uh, oh, no.
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Why is everyone
standing around my locker?
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Oh, dang!
I got punk-a-hunked.
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[ Laughing ] Oh, my gosh.
This is so embarrassing.
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Wonder which cheerleader
has a c-crush on me.
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Awkward.
Was it you?
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Dude, this definitely
isn't a punk-a-hunk.
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Punk-a-hunk's
a beautiful tradition.
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Oh, my God.
It's a rat.
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It's a freaking dead rat.Oh!
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I don't think the rat was --
probably not a part of it.
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Ah, I don't know, man.
This feels pretty targeted.
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I mean, the one
Middle Eastern kid?
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Guys, I feel like we're all
just, like, really losing
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a grasp on the fact that
this is punk-a-hunk week.
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So screwed up.
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Chad, I don't think this is
one of the cheerleaders.
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Yeah, we do it for, like,
the hunks or whatever,
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not, like, some random kid
in school that nobody knows.
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So we've established nobody
did this because they likeChad.
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So the question is,
who did the hate crime?
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The what?
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A hate crime.
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I mean, we all hate crime,
but I don't --
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I don't think that's it.No, no, no, dude.
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A hate crime
is when someone's mean to you
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'cause you're, like,
different,
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which you are.
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Guys, let's not limit this
to one person that hates Chad.
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Like, this could be
a whole conspiracy.
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Think we should
approach everything
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with patience right now.
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The words are kind of flying
right now.
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I think we just all need
to slow down a little bit.
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Dude, Chad got
a hate-crime!
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I just asked you literally
not to do that.
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You guys, I'm just a little hunk
that got punked.
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Remember?
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[ School bell rings ]
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Principal Holmes: Chad, we've
called your family in
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to discuss
today's incident.
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Oh, let's call it
what it is --
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a heinous crime
against humanity.
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Obviously, this school has
a zero-tolerance policy
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against prejudice.
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We do have some security-cam
footage of the locker area.
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And we'd like to play it
for you to see
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if you recognize
the perpetrator.
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Let's watch.
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Okay.
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Do you recognize him?
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Nope. No.
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Um, honestly, I-I think maybe
it -- it could be a girl.
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You know, the cheerleaders
are all punking the lockers
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of guys
they have a crush on.
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No, no, that's not it.
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Look at the body language.
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This person is dead inside.
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-Mm.
-He's deranged.
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Hm.
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To think, this person
has a mother. [ Scoffs ]
258
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,709
Um, I'm sure his mother's
gonna bounce back
259
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,885
and not let this
define her,
260
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:13,237
'cause moms are very strong,
according to society.
261
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:16,197
Oh, dang.
No more angles.
262
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,155
[ Exhales ]We did our best.
263
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:21,550
But at this point, I think
if we keep talking about it,
264
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,683
the terrorists win.
265
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:26,990
Chad, I promise you,
we will stop at nothing
266
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,992
to find this perpetrator
267
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:33,736
and punish him
to the full extent of the law.
268
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,346
Thanks.
269
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:38,610
Tha-- That's exactly
what I needed to hear right now.
270
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:42,266
♪♪
271
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,790
Peter: Oh, hey, Chad.
272
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,357
Uh, hey, Peter, can I have
a word with you real quick?
273
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,881
Denise:
Oh, my God, Chad.
274
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,447
I want you to know,
as a fellow person of color,
275
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:52,537
I'm here for you,
with or without your vote.
276
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:55,845
Please, take a cupcake.
277
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:59,109
Oh, um, okay.
Thanks.
278
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,982
I really appreciate
your wokeness, Denise.
279
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:05,550
Peter, if I can just talk
to you a-alone, if possible?
280
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:08,205
Oh, uh,
is that okay, baby?
281
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,729
Okay.
282
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:13,776
Chad, is everything okay?
283
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,473
I've been worried for you.
284
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,171
Peter, I have to
tell you something,
285
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:20,652
but you promise
not to freak out, okay?
286
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:23,351
I punk-a-hunked my own locker
and now everybody thinks
287
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,092
it's a hate crime
and I don't know what to do
288
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:26,789
and I'm probably gonna
go to prison,
289
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:30,314
and you knowpeople in prison
are gonna tease my ass.
290
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:31,751
I-I'm confused.
291
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,143
Why did you punk-a-hunk
your own locker?
292
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,318
You told me
one of the cheerleaders
293
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:35,624
was going to do that.
294
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,278
Oh, Peter, you're such
a damn innocent.
295
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,758
You are not gonna believe
this about me,
296
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,672
but I am a liar.
297
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:43,153
Okay, I lie constantly,
and I lied about this
298
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,677
and I'm probably gonna lie
to get out of it.
299
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,027
But why?
300
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,333
Because I was teed off
about you and Denise.
301
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,161
What? Chad, my relationship
with Denise
302
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,423
has nothing
to do with you.
303
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,773
I love her.
304
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,731
Oh, you loveher?
You love her?
305
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:59,039
What -- What are you,
a Goddamn middle-aged man?
306
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,518
How could you do this
to me?
307
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,434
You stabbed me
in the back, man.
308
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,958
You,of all people.
309
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,916
If it wasn't for
your canoodling with her,
310
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,310
none of this
would've happened to me.
311
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,616
Wow. Um...
312
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:15,316
I'm sorry
you feel that way.
313
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:18,319
Good luck
with your hate crime, Chad.
314
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:20,060
I gotta get back
to Denise.
315
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:25,108
♪♪
316
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,156
Aw, crap.
317
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,027
You can use my pencil
if you want.
318
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,855
But it's your pencil.
319
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,422
Or you can use mine,
Chad.
320
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,424
It's mechanical.You guys, it's okay.
321
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:39,079
I don't even know
how to solve this problem.
322
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,559
[ Laughs ]
You're so funny.
323
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,300
Yeah, you're, like,
hilarious.
324
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:46,477
I can't believe we haven't
hung out before.
325
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,740
What the dick
is happening?
326
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:51,613
Chad, man, what was it like
327
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:54,746
when you realized
you had got hate-crimed?
328
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:55,965
I-I'm not gonna lie.
329
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:58,141
It severely knocked me
on my ass.
330
00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,664
Some people in this world
331
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:02,406
have a lot of dumbass hatred
in their heart.
332
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,844
You know, in some ways,
a piece of me
333
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,498
will always be
in that locker area,
334
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,762
and I'll always be left there,
being hate-crimed.
335
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,939
Yo, anytime somebody
talks about White privilege,
336
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:15,419
I'd usually make fun of them,
but then I realized
337
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,857
I'm a part of the problem.
338
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:21,251
And the messed-up part is,
is that I'm frickin' Italian.
339
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,645
You know, so if this was,
like, the Titanicdays,
340
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:26,604
people wouldn't even
consider meWhite.
341
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:27,997
Wow.
342
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,869
I think I speak for everyone
in this room
343
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:33,916
when I say I'm so damn happy
you were not on the Titanic.
344
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,179
Racism just deadass sucks.
345
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:37,615
I feel terrible
for all the ways
346
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:40,053
that I haven't supported you
in the past.
347
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,489
So from this moment on,
348
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:44,187
I'm just gonna be
a complete homey to you.
349
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,102
Do you forgive me?
350
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:50,933
It would be my honor
to let you make this up to me.
351
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,717
I really do forgive you.
352
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,201
Just don't let it
happen again.
353
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,725
Okay?
I'm serious.
354
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,640
You said that.What did I say?
355
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:05,948
I just remember really feeling
like I could relate to it.
356
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,819
Yeah.
357
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,952
Chad, a word, please.
358
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,823
Uh, sure.
359
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:15,262
I'll meet you guys
at the gym.
360
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:17,220
Capture that flag, son.
361
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,094
Denise, this better
be worth it.
362
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,183
For a victim of a hate crime
this morning,
363
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,836
you sure seem
to be enjoying it.
364
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,535
I'm sorry, Denise,
are you blaming the victim?
365
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:30,973
I'm just saying you're playing
the victim card pretty hard.
366
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,714
So let me
get this straight.
367
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:35,456
You think I'm faking something
to get sympathy from everyone.
368
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,719
Where'd you get that idea,
a mirror?
369
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,155
What did you
tell Peter earlier?
370
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:40,635
Nothing.
Really?
371
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:41,941
Because he's been
acting weird all day.
372
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,116
He's a weird kid, Denise.
373
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,465
I don't know
what to tell you.
374
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:45,988
I think
Peter knows something,
375
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,903
and I'm gonna
get it out of him.
376
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,645
Go ahead.
Be my guest.
377
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,866
I'm gonna eat you alive,
Denise,
378
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,869
and I'm gonna
spit you out,
379
00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:01,351
and I'm gonna
feed your body to Peter.
380
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,962
Boop.
381
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:08,228
♪♪
382
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,316
Chad!
383
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,882
[ Cheering ]
384
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,015
Chad.
Chad.
385
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,538
Chad.
386
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:17,759
Chad.
387
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,414
Whoo!Chad. What's up?
388
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,720
-Chad!
-Chad!
389
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,985
♪♪
390
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:33,427
Uh, hello?
391
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,430
Where is everybody?
392
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:38,084
Reid: Hey, dude.
393
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,042
How you feeling
after yesterday?
394
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,001
Hey, we'll never forget
what happened.
395
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,394
Denise didn't say
anything to you?
396
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,440
Nah, man.
About what?
397
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,181
N-Nothing.
398
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,052
Yeah, never mind.
399
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,228
Well, I should probably
get to class.
400
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,448
Oh, uh, hey,
you forgot something.
401
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,363
Sloppy salmon!
402
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,234
[ Laughing ]
Oh, man!
403
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,845
Oh, God, I love it!
404
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,369
It's so funny!
405
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,327
[ Laughs ]
406
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,810
[ Deep voice ]
Chad!
407
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,812
[ Voice morphing ]
I know what you did.
408
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,422
[ Breathing heavily ]
409
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,337
Soon, everyone
will know the truth.
410
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,599
No. Please.
411
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:16,600
Please, Reid,
don't do this.
412
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:17,993
It's all gonna end soon.
413
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,038
Please, I'm scared.
414
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,040
Chad. Chad.
415
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,085
Chad. Chad.
416
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,521
Chad. Chad.
417
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:28,177
[ Laughter ]
418
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,396
No!
419
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:32,007
Nooooooooooooooo!
420
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,183
[ Gasping ]
421
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,669
Jesus Christ.
422
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:50,504
Told you
about the off-brand.
423
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,114
Having trouble sleeping?
424
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,073
Yeah, me, too.
425
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,945
Y-Yeah, I just had
a little night terror.
426
00:17:56,988 --> 00:18:00,209
Ugh. Oh, honey,
it's been a rough day.
427
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,298
Hey, Mom, quick question.
428
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,518
Um...
429
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:09,131
what's your stance on me,
like, in general?
430
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:12,482
Do you pretty much feel like you
have unconditional love for me,
431
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:15,964
or could that ever change
if I effed up really hard?
432
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,097
None of thisis your fault.
433
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:25,495
You know, I really believe
everything happens for a reason.
434
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:28,716
Maybe we'll find out
what that reason is.
435
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,239
Come here, honey.
436
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,198
♪♪
437
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:37,203
[ Marching band playing ]
438
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:41,120
♪♪
439
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,297
Hey, Chad.
Saved you a seat.
440
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,778
♪♪
441
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:50,216
Chad, what's up, dude?
How you feeling?
442
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:53,306
You know, like,
all things considered?
443
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,829
Okay.
444
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,266
Ready for this dumb election
to be over.
445
00:18:57,310 --> 00:19:01,401
Alright, let's hear it for
the Flying Fish marching band!
446
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,533
[ Cheers and applause ]
447
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,451
Before I announce the results,
yesterday,
448
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,714
we had a very serious case
of vandalism
449
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:14,153
directed at one of our most
ethnic students.
450
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,198
It broke me.
451
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,983
But I'll tell you what I love
about this community.
452
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,595
Days like today.
453
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:24,685
You guys came together,
you made a statement,
454
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:28,384
you took the electoral process
seriously.[ Band begins playing ]
455
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,082
I've said it once,
and I'll say it again.
456
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,649
Love wins.
457
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:37,306
Your new class president is --
fell the vibes --
458
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,917
Chad Amani!
459
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,137
[ Cheers and applause ]
460
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:49,536
♪♪
461
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:52,147
You're our Obama!
462
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,584
[ Crowd chanting "Chad!" ]
463
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,891
[ Dramatic music plays ]
464
00:19:56,934 --> 00:20:05,204
♪♪
465
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,902
[ Chanting continues ]
466
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:18,173
♪♪
467
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,220
[ Cheering intensifies ]
468
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,439
[ Chanting continues ]
469
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:28,792
♪♪
470
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:33,319
And coming in at a very distant
second place,
471
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:36,191
your new vice president,
472
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,804
Denise Kora -- Ko-al --
Ko-al -- Ko-al-a-ciz-ik?
473
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,023
Ko-al-a-ciz-ik!
474
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:44,417
Denise, come on up here,
sister.
475
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,506
[ Muffled cheering ]
476
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:54,470
♪♪
477
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:58,169
I'm sorry.
I don't know what happened.
478
00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:00,694
I'm gonna take you down.
479
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:03,305
[ Cheers and applause ]
480
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,612
[ Dramatic music plays ]
481
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:13,707
♪♪
482
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:21,758
♪♪
483
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:29,853
♪♪
484
00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:37,905
♪♪
485
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:46,000
♪♪
486
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:48,089
[ Peppy marching band music
plays ]
487
00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:54,530
♪♪
488
00:21:54,574 --> 00:22:01,058
♪♪
489
00:22:01,108 --> 00:22:05,658
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