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MARY: The things you need
to know about Charlene.
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Me and her have been thick
as thieves since we were nine.
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Since we met in third class.
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What to say about her?
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Charlene is loyal...
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And honest
and a very good person.
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She's a kind of girl that,
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if you're friends with her,
she'll always have your back.
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Not just from when
fights break out but like
with small things as well.
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I suppose
what I'm trying to say is
that she's kind-hearted.
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As most of you's know already.
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WOMAN: Mary?
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See ya.
See ya, sweetheart.
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(BELL BUZZES)
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GIRLS: See ya, Mary.
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MAN: (ON PA) This train
is serving all stations
to Drogheda,
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all stations to Drogheda.
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MARY: Fuck sake.
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(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING
ON CAR STEREO)
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Come on!
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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About fuckin' time.
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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We missed ya.
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Yeah, right.
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Ya know we did.
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What time is Charlene
coming over at?
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She said
she's up to her eyes.
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She'll see ya
at the fitting
in the morning.
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She hasn't seen me
in six months.
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Be nice to her, Mary.
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She stood by ya
this past while.
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A lot of them didn't,
all right?
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There's a picture
of her dress on me phone.
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Who's the other bridesmaid?
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Leona.
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Like to see that fat cunt
fit into a dress.
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She lost the weight.
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I'm sure she'll find it again.
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Mary!
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What, Mother?
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Just be nice, will ya?
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MARY: Come on.
(DOOR CLOSES)
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MAN: (ON TV) Hello and
welcome to a special
episode of Crossfire,
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where four well known
personalities must avoid
getting...
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All right?
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There's a load of Polish
after movin' in next door.
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(HOST CONTINUES
CHATTING ON TV)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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(ON PHONE)
Hi, this is Charlene.
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Leave a message.
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(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)
MARY: Hey, it's me.
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What's the story?
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Thought we were meant
to be going out tonight.
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If I have to spend
my first night of freedom
in with me ma and nan,
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I'll actually poke
me eyes out.
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So hurry up
and get back to me.
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Bye!
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(MUSIC PLAYING
OVER HEADPHONES)
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(MUSIC PLAYING IN CLUB)
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I was waitin' here
for an hour last week.
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Fuck sake.
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MAN: Come on, let's take it
easy there, please.
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Maybe we should get
a few cans, head off
somewhere else.
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What are you staring
at, sweet cheeks?
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Sorry, what?
"Sorry, what"?
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I said, what are you
staring at?
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Do you want your go
or somethin'?
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I'll fuckin' slap
the Day-Glo tits off her.
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Hound.
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(MURMURS INDISTINCTLY)
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All right, and now
we got the fuckin' rat.
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Mary, I'm gonna have
to ask you to step outside.
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I didn't do anything.
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Don't even put
your hands on me.
Calm down.
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I didn't do anything.
What did I...
Calm down.
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Tell me what I did.
You were
hassling that girl.
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How could I hass...
She's the one staring
at me out of it.
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Pikin' me out of it.
Will you just walk please?
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Oh, you's are
fuckin' fools in here.
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You're after making
a fuckin' show of me.
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MAN: I'll ask you
to step outside.
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You know what,
I'd advise you's all to
fuck off out of here.
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Run by cunts,
absolute cunts.
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Don't mind her.
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All fuckin' knackers.
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Just go home, Mary.
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(MOBILE BUZZES)
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(MESSAGE DINGS)
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(SIGHS)
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MARY: The things ya need
to know about Charlene.
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When me and her
were in school,
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all the other girls would
have stayed away from us.
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This is cos they knew
we were tough.
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And if they said anything
smart they were gonna get
a slap.
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We didn't care though.
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Cos the only people
we ever wanted to hang out
with was each other.
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SALLY: Gorgeous.
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Do you think
the length is OK?
SALLY: Perfect for dancing...
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Yeah?
...once you wear those shoes.
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Are you definite on this?
Mmm, I'm not sure.
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SALLY: Well, there's actually
a bustle at the back
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that you can hook up and...
All right,
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Makes it easier
for dancing.
Great.
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OK.
Sorry, can I help you?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Come here.
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Oh, careful.
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Em, this is Sally,
the dressmaker.
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This is Mary,
my maid of honour.
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Hey, Mary.
And you remember
Leona, don't you?
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Yeah.
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SALLY: Will you lift
that up there for me?
LEONA: Yeah.
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That's perfect, Sally.
OK.
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Isn't she gorgeous?
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What're you wearing?
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What are you wearing?
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What do you mean?
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It looks like
a little tablecloth.
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Jesus, Mary.
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What?
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You smell of booze.
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Yeah, well,
I thought we were meant
to go out last night.
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Yeah, sorry.
Just been a bit mad
with all of this.
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(SIGHS)
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Missed ya.
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Here, hold that.
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I got you this.
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MARY: What's this for?
You've to make
a speech at the weddin',
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and just
with your accent.
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I've the same accent
as you.
(SNICKERS)
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What're you laughin' at?
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Nothin'.
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Nothin' is right.
Laugh at me again
and watch what happens.
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Excuse me, do you realise
you're actually
the maid of honour?
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It is your duty
to the bride to turn up
for fittings on time
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and to organise
everyone on the day
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and show up with a nice fella
that matches your dress.
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What's that mean?
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Mary.
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LEONA: I wouldn't worry
about her turnin' up with
a fella, Sally.
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Chance'll be a fine thing.
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Think I can get a fella
quicker than you, Leona.
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And how'd you work
that one out?
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I've been with the same chap
the past five years.
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Who?
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Seamus McCrory.
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Who?
He was the year
behind us in school.
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The little midget
who used to do football
in his underpants, him?
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That was fuckin'
years ago, Mary.
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People don't forget, Leona.
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Yeah, well, at least
I have a fuckin' boyfriend.
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I wouldn't touch him
with yours.
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You're not even
getting a plus one.
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Charlene has given it
to Declan's cousin.
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Jesus Christ! You think
we could focus on me for
a while now?
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Come here,
what was it like?
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Would have been nice
to hear from you.
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Said you didn't
want visitors.
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You could have wrote, like.
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You should have
told me, like...
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Where the fuck is he?
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Just text him and tell him
we're goin' drinkin'.
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No.
Please?
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No!
(CHUCKLES)
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Why not?
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Cos the wedding is
this day, three weeks,
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and I've fuckin' a hundred
and one things to be doin'.
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How come I didn't
get a plus one?
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Cos the plates
are like 60 quid.
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Everyone you know
is gonna be there.
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What?
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Nothin'.
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Sap.
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You're a sap.
You're a sap.
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(CAR HORN HONKS)
(CHUCKLES)
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There he is now, look.
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Right,
this is for you.
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Now, are you sure
you're OK doin' all this?
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Cos I can get Leona
to help if you want.
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Right, OK, cool?
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Call you later, right?
Yeah.
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(KISSES)
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(CAR DRIVING AWAY)
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So, basically,
if you punch in
something wrong
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you just hit void
and start again, OK?
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It's a piece
of piss, really.
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Just ask Udel
if you need anything,
all right?
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I'm on the same shift
as you tomorrow. So
I'll see you then, yeah?
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OK.
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Thanks.
No bother.
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Where are you
from yourself?
Nigeria.
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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I have a wife.
Oh.
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MARY: I knew
the first night
I met Declan,
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that he was the one
for Charlene.
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He was a kind-hearted bloke.
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And a nice man.
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Plus, he bought the two
of us loads of drinks,
so that was cool.
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Char was always
the confident one
with fellas.
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Whereas with me,
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I never really bothered
that much
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cos I think most fellas
from Drogheda are all dopes.
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No offence to any of ya's
here tonight, though.
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SCROTE: It's shit
around here now.
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Everything's changed.
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You're still
selling gear?
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Nah...
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I'm working as a postman.
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Your da set that up?
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Yeah. Nice one, Da.
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Do you wanna go on
a date sometime?
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What?
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A date.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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We never did that.
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So?
Maybe we should.
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For the laugh.
What are you on about?
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(CHUCKLES)
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I suppose.
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Any interest in goin'
to a weddin', no?
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I'll see ya
around, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Dates.
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OKSANA: (ON COMPUTER)
No matter how great life is,
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it's always better
when you have someone
special to share it with.
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Here at Cupid's Arrow,
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we provide a unique personal
introduction service
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that is designed to help you
meet someone special.
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No more single ads .
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No more Tinder dates.
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So why not visit us today?
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(INDISTINCT ARGUING)
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(MOBILE BUZZES)
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(MESSAGE DINGS)
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(MACHINE BEEPING)
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JESS: Yeah.
MARY: Are you Jess?
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Yeah.
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I'm Charlene Duffy's
maid of honour.
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I'm here to pay a deposit
for the weddin' video.
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Uh, any chance
you can come back
in an hour?
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No.
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(DOOR BUZZES)
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Hey. Um... Uh, come in.
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I actually thought this job
was cancelled
when I never heard from her.
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MAN: Here, em.
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Where am I, again?
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Bewley Mews
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Uh, what's the...
What's the date again?
252
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,219
28th of March.
253
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,289
Oh, shit.
254
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:59,292
What?
I actually can't do it.
I have a gig that night.
255
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,194
What?
256
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,064
I have a gig
with my band.
257
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,266
Well, can you not
cancel that?
258
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,469
No.
259
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,637
Why not?
260
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,107
Because I don't want to.
261
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,243
It's fine. I have
a number here
I can give you.
262
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,577
No, she wanted you.
263
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,013
I'm sure Charlene
will get over it.
264
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,681
No, she really won't.
265
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,221
What do you want me
to do?
266
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,493
Fine.
267
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,362
I will cancel
my gig for you.
268
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,100
Thanks.
269
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,135
Bridezilla, huh?
270
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,637
Mind your own business.
271
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,441
What's, eh...
272
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,676
What's her name, again?
273
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,112
Jess.
274
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,254
JESS: OK, you owe me.
275
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,423
Oh, thank you.
276
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,592
Seriously, thank you.
You're welcome.
277
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,428
Eh, Jess, I'm gonna head on.
Do you want my digits?
278
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,299
Uh...
He forgot your name
a minute ago.
279
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,502
No, I didn't.
280
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,604
Yeah, you did.
You just asked me
what her name was.
281
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,239
(LAUGHS)
282
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,740
Uh, it's fine.
283
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:24,043
I didn't want
his number anyway.
Bye.
284
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,319
Well played.
285
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,586
I have me moments.
286
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:34,654
(DOOR CLOSES)
287
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,389
The deposit.
Oh, thank you.
288
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,727
So I guess I'll see you
on the 28th, then.
289
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,095
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
290
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,838
You're a good egg.
You, too.
291
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,143
AUTOMATED WOMAN'S VOICE:
Door opening.
292
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,544
"You're a good egg"?
293
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,247
Fuckin' asshole.
294
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,181
(LIFT DINGS)
295
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,250
AUTOMATED WOMAN'S VOICE:
Door closing.
296
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,721
(RAIN PATTERING)
297
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,195
Order for McArdle.
298
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,096
MAN: Um, just a minute.
299
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,201
(WOMAN LAUGHING)
300
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,871
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
301
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,386
Thanks.
302
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,492
There's Mary.
303
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:47,927
Hey.
Hey.
304
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,397
Hey, Mary.
Hi.
305
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,899
Do you wanna join us?
It's Leona's birthday.
306
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,601
MARY: No.
All right.
307
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,404
Happy birthday.
308
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,439
So I just came to say
that I met a fella.
309
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,775
So I might need that
plus one after all.
310
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,944
Oh!
311
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,613
What do you mean "Oh"?
I'm not a fuckin' leper,
Charlene.
312
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,381
I know.
Stop cursin' at me.
313
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,151
Sorry.
(CLEARS THROAT)
314
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,887
So, who is he?
315
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,324
You don't know him.
Yeah, well, what's his name?
316
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,326
John.
317
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,494
"John" what?
318
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,896
Carter.
319
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,932
From Mars? (LAUGHS)
320
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,235
What?
321
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,402
DECLAN: The film.
322
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:33,940
So, can he come or not?
323
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,846
Yeah. Course.
324
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:41,948
Thank you.
325
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,583
You're welcome.
326
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,790
See you's.
327
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,292
See you, Mary.
See you, Mary.
328
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,929
John Carter?
Seriously?
329
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,232
She's fine.
330
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:03,303
(MOBILE BUZZING)
331
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:05,905
(SIGHS)
332
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,341
Hey, it's me.
333
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,377
Hiya.
So, listen.
334
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,579
I was thinking it could be
good for us to meet John
Carter before the weddin'.
335
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:13,980
Who?
336
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,516
Your boyfriend.
337
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,418
Oh, yeah.
338
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,387
So why don't the two of
you's come over for a beer
or somethin' on Saturday?
339
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,621
You can see
the new house as well.
340
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,493
He's workin'.
Oh?
341
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,727
What's he do?
342
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,895
Works in a bar.
343
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,964
Where?
344
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:35,568
McPhails?
Mary, the barmen in
there are really hot.
345
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,603
Which one is he?
346
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,006
The tall one
with short hair.
347
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,574
The one with all the tatts?
348
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,843
No. No tatts.
349
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,512
Look, you probably
don't know him.
350
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,447
He keeps to himself.
351
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,981
Anyway,
he's workin' Saturday.
352
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:50,917
Shit.
353
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,352
I could still come over.
354
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,722
Ah no. You're all right.
355
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,358
Come here, em...
He's not weird or
anything, is he?
356
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,561
What?
You know what I mean.
357
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,464
No, he's not weird.
358
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:05,264
Cool.
359
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,866
It'd be good to
meet him anyway.
360
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,368
Maybe next week?
361
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,737
Yeah. I'll say it to him.
362
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,904
Thanks, babes.
363
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:24,384
MARY: The things you need
to know about Charlene.
364
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,487
(SIGHS TO HERSELF)
365
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,538
(CLOCK TICKING)
366
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,343
What kind of man you want?
367
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,714
One that's free to go
to a weddin'
on the 28th of March.
368
00:21:57,116 --> 00:22:00,853
That's it?
Yeah.
369
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,088
But what kind of men
do you like?
370
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:04,391
I mean, Polish, Irish, what?
371
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:08,127
Any.
Look, in the agency
372
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,464
we have older men
for older women, yeah?
373
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:17,370
But I'll find you
a nice boy, OK? Stand up.
374
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,839
Photo.
375
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:23,576
(OKSANA HUMMING)
376
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,446
Now, ready? Smile.
377
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,382
Mmm? A bit more.
378
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,151
A bit more.
379
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,686
(CAMERA CLICKS)
Ta-da!
380
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,591
SUZANNE: I'm giving you
the famous J-Lo glow.
381
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,594
It's excitin', isn't it?
382
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:43,730
No.
383
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,570
Any advice?
384
00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:53,039
You're askin' her
for advice?
385
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:56,108
Yes, Mam.
She's asking me for advice.
386
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,044
I'm a woman.
I've been taken out by men.
387
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,747
A fuckin' sniper
wouldn't take you out.
388
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,583
I don't remember gettin'
any pearls of wisdom off you.
389
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:10,623
You're done.
390
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,094
How do I look?
Like a whore.
391
00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:30,042
I believe you're lookin'
to find someone to go
to a wedding?
392
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:38,685
MARY: Me and Char have known
our fair share of hard times.
393
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,022
When Char's gran died,
I was there for her.
394
00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:45,157
When stuff was goin' on
for me,
395
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:46,893
she was always there
for me, too.
396
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:52,765
As they say,
"Hard times will always
reveal true friendship."
397
00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,901
And ours is very true.
398
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:58,771
Ours is the most true.
(PHONE LINE RINGING)
399
00:23:58,805 --> 00:23:59,806
Ours is...
400
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:01,774
(LINE CONTINUES RINGING)
401
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:04,877
VOICEMAIL: Hi,
this is Charlene.
402
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,078
Leave a message.
403
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,480
(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)
404
00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:09,181
MARY: Hey, it's me.
405
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,984
So I was readin'
this really interesting thing
in the paper earlier.
406
00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:15,722
It said that the best night
ever to go out with Mary is
a Tuesday night?
407
00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,223
So...
408
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,092
Call me back.
409
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:23,830
JIM: So, do you do
anything like that yourself?
410
00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:29,736
What?
Like sport or drama?
411
00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:32,705
No.
412
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,676
Any interests at all?
413
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:40,847
No.
414
00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,757
(INAUDIBLE CHATTER)
415
00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:05,638
This is the first one of
these where I've actually
had a good feelin'.
416
00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:09,542
You just seem
to be really sound
417
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:11,243
and funny.
418
00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:13,145
And you're proper hot.
419
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,981
(CHUCKLES)
420
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,749
The fact that you need
someone to bring
to your friend's weddin'
421
00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,918
and I need someone to bring
to my brother's weddin'...
422
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:21,520
...it could be perfect.
423
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,291
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
424
00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,161
Oh, fuck me.
425
00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:33,666
You're my boyfriend,
your name is John.
426
00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:38,938
I've got this.
427
00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:40,206
Hello!
428
00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:42,241
Hi, what are you
doin' here?
429
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,010
Oh, I was passing
on me way from work.
430
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,845
And who do we have here?
431
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:49,015
Charlene, this is John Carter,
the chap I was tellin' you
about.
432
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,017
John, this is Charlene.
433
00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:54,186
I believe I'm comin'
to your weddin'.
434
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:56,623
Wow. He's cute.
435
00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:57,824
(CHUCKLING) Thanks.
436
00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,792
Well, it was good
to see ya, Char.
437
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,966
He's fuckin'
gorgeous, Mary.
438
00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,034
Yep.
439
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,869
(CHUCKLING)
440
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:18,344
Can I ask you somethin'?
441
00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:21,881
This is gonna seem
really weird cos
I just met you but...
442
00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:26,152
Would you like
to be a groomsman?
443
00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:30,056
It's just Declan, me fella,
he doesn't really have
any good-lookin' friends,
444
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:34,894
and it'd be deadly to have
at least one good-lookin' chap
in the photographs.
445
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,930
Er... Sure.
446
00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:42,969
You did well, Hun.
447
00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,038
I sure did.
448
00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:49,742
By the way,
the hen's is on Friday.
The theme is Mamma Mia!
449
00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:51,778
What's that mean?
450
00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:54,346
Ya come dressed as a
character from the film.
451
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,415
What, like
Meryl Streep?
452
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,951
No. Leona got
Meryl Streep.
453
00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:02,989
We put all the names in a hat.
And you got Stellan Skarsgard.
454
00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:06,025
OK? See ya Friday.
455
00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:14,701
Looks like you're coming
to a weddin'.
456
00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:15,902
Bring it on, chicken.
457
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,273
You're gonna have
to dial down the camp.
458
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,676
Er, I'm not camp.
459
00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:25,377
Eh, yeah, ya are.
460
00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:30,983
What?
461
00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:32,852
I'm sorry. I'll... I'll go
to your brother's weddin'.
462
00:27:32,885 --> 00:27:34,320
Aw, fuck off!
463
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,655
(EXHALING)
464
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:53,806
MARY: The things you need
to know about Charlene.
465
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,876
Me and her share
the best memories together.
466
00:27:58,244 --> 00:27:59,378
(SIGHS)
467
00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:01,147
Like the weekends.
468
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,983
When the two of us
would go clubbin'.
469
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:07,153
This is when we'd really
get to let our hair down.
470
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:12,058
Nights that felt like they
went on forever and ever.
471
00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:16,095
Like me and her were the only
two people left in the world.
472
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:23,069
Hey.
I might head on.
473
00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:25,037
OK, then.
474
00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:26,238
(MUSIC PLAYING)
475
00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:29,308
Oh, you text me
John Carter's number
in the morning?
476
00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:32,111
Who?
Your boyfriend.
477
00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:33,512
Oh.
478
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,915
What?
Nothin'. I was just...
479
00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:37,316
...thinkin' of
breakin' up with him.
480
00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:39,318
(SIGHS)
481
00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:41,487
Jesus, Mary, do you not
recognise a good thing
when it lands in your lap?
482
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,023
Ya don't even know him.
He could be a fuckin' dick.
483
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,224
Yeah, well, he's not.
484
00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:48,761
Oh, would you check your email
cos I sent ya your speech.
485
00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:51,063
I thought I was supposed
to write it.
486
00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:53,065
Well, I did it for ya.
487
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:54,901
Right?
488
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,040
(GRUNTS)
489
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,374
(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY)
490
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:07,840
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
491
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,958
Nice outfit.
492
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,997
Weddin' video.
Wedding video.
493
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:33,365
How's it goin'?
494
00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:35,101
Good. So what
are you up to?
495
00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:39,438
Nothin'.
496
00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,207
Are you here with mates?
497
00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:43,009
Yeah.
498
00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:48,514
Sorry, I just have to...
499
00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:07,399
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
500
00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:08,634
GIRL: Hello?
501
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,002
(POUNDING)
502
00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:12,138
(SOFTLY) Fuck off.
503
00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:17,043
There's a queue out here!
504
00:31:18,444 --> 00:31:21,213
Are you the one
doin' all the bangin'?
There's people waiting...
505
00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:23,649
So what?
So, like, will you
hurry fuckin' up?
506
00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:25,651
Say that again.
507
00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:28,120
Move!
508
00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:53,145
You're after breaking
a glass in me fuckin' hand!
509
00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:57,216
Ya See that?
Fuckin' lawsuit.
510
00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:07,293
(MARY MUMBLING)
511
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:10,129
You all right?
512
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,099
Did ya enjoy the show?
513
00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:14,166
What show?
514
00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:19,938
You do realise
you're bleeding?
515
00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:41,193
(NURSE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
516
00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:53,639
You didn't have
to come with me.
517
00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:55,407
I know.
518
00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:58,410
Good night?
519
00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:00,246
Hardly.
520
00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:05,984
You?
521
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,220
It was OK.
522
00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:13,525
Actually it was
kinda shit.
523
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:17,796
I spent most of the night
hiding from this psycho I went
on a date with a while back.
524
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,865
Hate that.
Yeah.
525
00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:25,771
I've been on a few dates
meself lately.
526
00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:27,606
Oh, yeah?
527
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:30,409
Lotta psychos.
Yeah?
528
00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:31,643
Big time.
529
00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:43,422
I went on one there the
other night with this fella
who used to be a priest.
530
00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:45,824
Never been with
a woman before
in his life.
531
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,626
He was like 34.
532
00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:49,161
And what happened?
533
00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:51,230
I left after
the starter.
534
00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:54,366
You didn't really give him
much of a chance.
535
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,334
He was a priest.
536
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,370
Well, you've obviously
got high standards.
537
00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:00,739
That's what me ma says.
538
00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:03,542
But I think that's just cos
she has no standards.
539
00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,377
When it comes to men.
540
00:34:05,411 --> 00:34:06,478
Your dad not around?
541
00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:09,681
Nah. He left
when I was kid.
542
00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:13,152
My dad died last year.
543
00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:15,487
Sorry.
544
00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:20,259
My mam just started
dating again.
545
00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:23,762
She's got like
three guys on the go.
546
00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:27,299
You should give her a call.
She might give you some tips.
547
00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:28,567
Yeah, maybe I will.
548
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,768
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
549
00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:32,070
Mary McArdle?
550
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:35,574
Thanks for...
No worries.
551
00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:36,642
I can wait if you like.
552
00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:38,410
Oh, no, you're all right.
553
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:41,747
See ya around. Yeah?
554
00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:07,773
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
555
00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:13,212
All right?
Yeah.
556
00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:20,852
What happened
to your hand?
557
00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:22,388
Nothin'.
558
00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:24,456
It's grand.
559
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:31,197
Did you see there's speed
datin' in the Westcourt on
Friday night?
560
00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:33,865
The two of us
could go together.
561
00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:36,535
Dream on.
562
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:48,780
Your man Ollie that drives
the taxi for Caffreys
dropped me home...
563
00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:50,916
Asked me out on a date.
564
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:54,786
He's my age.
565
00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:56,822
I know!
566
00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:58,524
So what? I like him.
567
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:00,526
You would.
568
00:36:11,637 --> 00:36:13,839
You want advice, Mary?
569
00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:18,510
Get off your high horse
or you'll end up
a very lonely girl.
570
00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:25,651
And that one's for free.
571
00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:35,861
(MESSAGE DINGS)
572
00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:43,302
MARY: Fuck off!
573
00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:53,312
What can I get ya?
574
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,481
All right?
575
00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:53,739
(BELL RINGS)
576
00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:57,676
Jess!
577
00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:00,579
Hey.
Hey!
578
00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:05,050
I saw you from
the bus so I, like,
579
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:08,320
I ran from, like,
all the way back there...
580
00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:11,289
No way! (LAUGHING)
Yeah, past the lights.
581
00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:16,562
Right. I'll let you go.
582
00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:18,964
Oh, which way
are you walkin'?
583
00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:21,500
Erm...
584
00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:24,370
Well, that way,
I suppose.
585
00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:26,972
(CHUCKLES) Do you
wanna walk with me?
586
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,376
Sure.
587
00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,684
So how's
the datin' goin'?
588
00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:42,421
Shit.
Oh, why bother?
589
00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:46,558
Because.
Cos why?
590
00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:53,799
I need to find
a plus one for
that weddin'.
591
00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:57,869
So, you're going on
all these dates
592
00:38:57,903 --> 00:39:00,672
with strangers
to find someone to
bring to a wedding?
593
00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:02,908
Yeah.
594
00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:04,976
Not cos you want
to meet someone?
595
00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:07,413
No.
596
00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:10,582
At least
you're gettin' laid.
597
00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:13,652
What?
598
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,456
Well, I'm not sleepin'
with any of them.
599
00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:19,391
Oh, OK. That's cool.
600
00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:21,993
Like, I mean, I don't
just jump into bed
at the drop of a hat.
601
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:23,361
(LAUGHING)
602
00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:25,531
Good to know.
603
00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:27,365
Do you wanna
do somethin'?
604
00:39:28,634 --> 00:39:30,469
Oh, no, it's cool
if you're busy.
605
00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:33,439
No. It's just
I've got band practise.
606
00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:34,773
Oh.
607
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,475
All right.
608
00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:37,809
I would, um,
609
00:39:37,843 --> 00:39:40,612
only we've got a gig
at the weekend, so...
610
00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:42,714
Well, that's cool.
I kinda have to be there.
611
00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:44,616
OK.
612
00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:47,018
All right, well,
I'm off up this way.
613
00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:49,455
OK.
614
00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:51,690
It was good to see ya.
Yeah, you, too.
615
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,161
Hey!
616
00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,565
What are you
doin' tomorrow?
617
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:02,167
Nothin'. Why?
618
00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:08,640
Does it matter that I don't
know any of these people?
619
00:40:08,674 --> 00:40:12,077
No. Neither do I.
Yeah, well, you're workin'.
620
00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,212
So what?
You're my assistant.
621
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,515
Anyway, just focus
on the blokes.
622
00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:18,016
We're finding you
a man tonight.
623
00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:20,452
Or at the very least
getting you laid by
a culchie.
624
00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:34,600
Hi, I'm Jess,
nice to meet you.
625
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:40,171
JESS: OK, can I get
everybody looking in here?
626
00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:41,707
That's great.
(CAMERA CLICKING)
627
00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:43,909
So, what I think
I'm gonna do is
628
00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,777
just step the girls out
for, like, two seconds
629
00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:47,513
and get some photos
of the guys.
630
00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:50,516
Yeah?
631
00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:52,718
JESS: Yeah, just move down
a couple of steps.
632
00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:54,052
That's perfect.
633
00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:55,921
Smile.
(CAMERA CLICKING)
634
00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,889
Awesome.
635
00:40:57,923 --> 00:41:00,559
So, uh, have all of you
got girlfriends?
636
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:03,829
Hands up if you're single.
637
00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:08,233
You? Cool.
638
00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:13,705
(CAMERA CLICKING)
Awesome.
639
00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:15,841
(INAUDIBLE)
640
00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:26,752
(GUESTS CLAPPING)
641
00:41:29,187 --> 00:41:30,956
(ALL TOASTING)
642
00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:33,925
(MUSIC PLAYING)
643
00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:11,329
JESS: Charlene, wedding
speech, take one, action!
644
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:13,599
All day
I've been looking at ya,
645
00:42:13,632 --> 00:42:16,735
and thinkin' how long
we've known each other
646
00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:18,436
and how much you mean to me.
647
00:42:18,469 --> 00:42:23,541
It seems like only yesterday
we were walkin' to school
and makin' each other laugh.
648
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,577
Two things...
649
00:42:25,611 --> 00:42:26,812
We never went to school.
650
00:42:26,845 --> 00:42:30,982
Like ever. We were either
suspended or we mitched.
651
00:42:31,016 --> 00:42:34,285
And secondly
the young one never laughs.
652
00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:36,154
Like, I mean, ever.
653
00:42:36,187 --> 00:42:37,689
It gets better.
654
00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:40,158
You're the smartest person
I know.
655
00:42:40,191 --> 00:42:42,694
Ugh.
You're gorgeous looking...
656
00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:45,296
The face of
an actual cunt.
657
00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:48,166
You are the most generous
person in the world.
658
00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:50,135
She actually wrote this
about herself?
659
00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:53,271
Yeah, the girl is
bat-shit crazy.
(PHONE RINGING)
660
00:42:54,039 --> 00:42:55,040
Hello?
661
00:42:56,775 --> 00:42:58,944
It's Charlene, she says
your accent needs work.
662
00:42:58,977 --> 00:42:59,978
Mmm.
663
00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:03,949
No, no, it wasn't us.
664
00:43:03,982 --> 00:43:05,784
Ask them for more drink.
665
00:43:05,817 --> 00:43:09,655
Wait, sorry. Uh, could
we get some drink?
666
00:43:09,688 --> 00:43:11,356
(DIAL TONE)
(CHUCKLING)
667
00:43:11,389 --> 00:43:13,024
He hung up.
668
00:43:13,892 --> 00:43:14,926
Fuck it!
669
00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:18,930
You're a shit matchmaker.
670
00:43:18,964 --> 00:43:21,833
It's your fault
for bein' so picky.
671
00:43:21,867 --> 00:43:24,202
Why weren't we lookin'
for a fella for you?
672
00:43:24,235 --> 00:43:25,904
I don't want one.
673
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,809
Why, have you been
with loads?
674
00:43:30,842 --> 00:43:33,011
What the fuck are you
trying to say?
675
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:35,180
Sorry.
676
00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:36,381
I'm only messin'.
677
00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:40,952
So have ya?
678
00:43:40,986 --> 00:43:43,789
Oh, my God,
you really want to know?
679
00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:45,757
You mean sex?
680
00:43:47,759 --> 00:43:51,129
Oh, I dunno.
I don't have
a number or anything.
681
00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:53,264
Why, do you?
No.
682
00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:57,102
You do! Tell me.
683
00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:58,770
No.
Tell me.
684
00:43:58,804 --> 00:43:59,838
No.
685
00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:07,846
I don't think
I'm very good at it.
686
00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:08,814
Sex?
687
00:44:08,847 --> 00:44:15,120
No. Like meetin' people.
Datin'. All that.
688
00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:17,923
Me neither.
689
00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:20,091
Fuck off.
690
00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,860
No, I'm serious.
691
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,695
Yeah?
692
00:44:24,963 --> 00:44:27,365
I've always been
a bit of a loner.
693
00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:30,736
That's cool.
694
00:44:30,769 --> 00:44:33,438
Is it? I don't know.
695
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,943
Yeah, like, whatever
makes ya happy and that.
696
00:44:37,976 --> 00:44:39,477
I wouldn't say
it makes me happy.
697
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,379
It's just the way it is.
698
00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:47,352
Sure, most people think
I'm off me rocker.
699
00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:48,954
Do they?
Big time.
700
00:44:48,987 --> 00:44:49,988
Why?
701
00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:53,892
Just cos.
702
00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:54,960
Cos why?
703
00:44:57,929 --> 00:44:59,130
I dunno.
704
00:45:00,932 --> 00:45:02,700
I used to do
a lot of stupid shit.
705
00:45:04,069 --> 00:45:05,904
Like what?
706
00:45:05,937 --> 00:45:07,773
Fightin'.
707
00:45:07,806 --> 00:45:10,942
What, like
proper fightin'?
708
00:45:10,976 --> 00:45:14,045
I hurt a girl in
a night club a while ago.
709
00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:15,814
I got in a lot
of trouble for it.
710
00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:19,818
Was in The Joy
for six months.
711
00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,821
You were in jail?
712
00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:25,390
Fuck off!
713
00:45:31,429 --> 00:45:32,831
Whoa.
714
00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:44,042
Are ya freaked out
that I told ya that?
715
00:45:46,211 --> 00:45:47,378
No.
716
00:45:51,817 --> 00:45:53,118
What are ya thinkin'?
717
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,856
Just doesn't seem
like you or somethin'.
718
00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:03,228
You don't know me.
719
00:46:14,005 --> 00:46:16,441
(INAUDIBLE)
720
00:47:06,091 --> 00:47:07,893
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
721
00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:13,064
(GROANING)
722
00:47:18,103 --> 00:47:19,104
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
723
00:47:20,939 --> 00:47:22,073
(CLEARING THROAT)
724
00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:54,572
(CHUCKLING) Oh, my God.
725
00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:56,607
(EXHALING)
726
00:47:56,641 --> 00:47:58,176
You OK?
727
00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:07,685
Yeah. I dunno why...
728
00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,054
(SNIFFLING)
729
00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:13,524
I really like you.
730
00:48:21,366 --> 00:48:24,535
(LAUGHING)
731
00:48:45,723 --> 00:48:47,458
(MOANING)
732
00:48:47,492 --> 00:48:48,626
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
733
00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:53,564
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
734
00:49:08,546 --> 00:49:11,049
WOMAN: Bye.
MAN: Goodbye.
735
00:49:18,523 --> 00:49:21,092
MAN: See you, Jess.
Take care.
JESS: See you later.
736
00:49:32,403 --> 00:49:33,604
You freakin' out?
737
00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:36,207
No.
738
00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:39,677
Are you?
739
00:49:44,682 --> 00:49:47,218
Look, it doesn't have
to mean anything.
740
00:49:51,189 --> 00:49:52,357
Unless...
741
00:49:56,727 --> 00:50:00,165
OK, I'm gonna go now
because I'm dyin' of
embarrassment.
742
00:50:03,201 --> 00:50:06,337
I'm playin' in McPhails
tomorrow night,
743
00:50:06,371 --> 00:50:10,175
just if you're knockin'
about... If you want to...
744
00:50:11,409 --> 00:50:12,477
OK.
745
00:50:13,478 --> 00:50:14,645
OK.
746
00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:23,388
Thanks.
747
00:50:32,663 --> 00:50:34,499
(JULIE RAPPING)
What's the story, Drogheda?
748
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:37,102
I feel like I don't belong
Like I'm lost in the Viet Cong
749
00:50:37,135 --> 00:50:39,370
My head is gone
Tell me what the fuck is wrong
750
00:50:39,404 --> 00:50:41,106
It's bleak when
the highlight of your week
751
00:50:41,139 --> 00:50:42,440
Is mitching school
on a Monday
752
00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:46,111
To stuff your face in Subway
Foot-long, yeah, baby
753
00:50:46,144 --> 00:50:48,146
It's boring, but better
than smoking a bong
754
00:50:48,179 --> 00:50:49,547
With some radgy-looking mong
755
00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:53,084
Oh, by the way,
my name is Julie
Yours truly
756
00:50:53,118 --> 00:50:56,287
I'm a bad bitch,
not really
757
00:51:05,696 --> 00:51:09,167
VOICEMAIL: Hi,
this is Charlene,
leave a message.
758
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:13,138
Hey, what does it mean
when you've been with
a fella and he says
759
00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:15,140
it doesn't have
to mean anything?
760
00:51:15,173 --> 00:51:17,275
And then he says,
"Do you want to meet up?"
761
00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:19,144
What does that mean?
Does that mean
762
00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:21,512
he's into it or not?
763
00:51:22,513 --> 00:51:23,514
Call me back.
764
00:51:29,787 --> 00:51:31,389
(JESS SINGING)
Oh, God
765
00:51:32,323 --> 00:51:34,859
Get me out of this town
766
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,232
Oh, God
767
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:44,869
Get me out of this town
768
00:51:49,474 --> 00:51:51,676
I can't wait
769
00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:54,512
Till the factory shuts down
770
00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:01,586
I can't wait
771
00:52:01,619 --> 00:52:04,489
Till the dock lands drown
772
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,362
Oh, God
773
00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:15,233
Get me out of this place
774
00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:22,307
Oh, God
775
00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:25,343
Get me out of this place
776
00:52:29,614 --> 00:52:35,553
I don't care if I never see
another familiar face
777
00:52:35,586 --> 00:52:37,255
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS AND CHEERS)
778
00:52:43,794 --> 00:52:46,764
(RITA SINGING)
You waze me up
779
00:52:46,797 --> 00:52:51,869
So I can stand on mountains
780
00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:54,905
You waze me up
781
00:52:54,939 --> 00:52:57,575
To walk on stormy...
782
00:52:57,608 --> 00:52:59,410
You can stop there, Rita.
783
00:52:59,444 --> 00:53:04,549
Rita, love,
it's "raise me up". Raise.
784
00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:07,652
Waze.
785
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,720
(SOFTLY) Jesus Christ.
(WHISPERS) She's
your cousin, Charlene.
786
00:53:09,754 --> 00:53:12,723
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
787
00:53:12,757 --> 00:53:13,891
CHARLENE: Come on!
788
00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:20,731
Who's she?
789
00:53:20,765 --> 00:53:22,933
The young one doin'
the weddin' video.
790
00:53:24,569 --> 00:53:26,737
She looks like a weirdo.
791
00:53:26,771 --> 00:53:29,474
I know. Total freak.
792
00:53:34,512 --> 00:53:37,315
Why does she keep
staring over here?
793
00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:40,885
Maybe she's
checking you out.
794
00:53:40,918 --> 00:53:42,253
(SCOFFS)
795
00:53:45,490 --> 00:53:47,992
Oh, my God! She is
totally checking me out.
796
00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:49,827
CHARLENE: Jesus Christ!
Can nothin' go right?
797
00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:50,995
Charlene!
798
00:53:53,798 --> 00:53:57,568
All right, Rita. Let's try
this again and it's "raise".
799
00:53:58,603 --> 00:53:59,904
Waze.
800
00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:01,406
I need to talk to you.
801
00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:03,874
Oh. Well, I need
to talk to you, too.
802
00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,978
Right. You go first.
803
00:54:08,012 --> 00:54:10,348
OK. Erm...
804
00:54:13,718 --> 00:54:15,720
You go first.
OK.
805
00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:18,489
This might be hard to hear,
so I'll just say it.
806
00:54:18,523 --> 00:54:20,958
Me and Leona were in
Fusion on Saturday night
807
00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:24,028
and we saw John Carter
getting off with a man.
808
00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:27,498
You went clubbin'
with Leona?
809
00:54:27,532 --> 00:54:28,599
Yeah.
810
00:54:28,633 --> 00:54:30,701
I have been asking you
to go out with me for weeks.
811
00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:33,571
Mary! I think you're
missin' the point here.
812
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,005
Yeah, we broke up.
813
00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:36,507
And when were you
gonna tell me?
814
00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:38,743
Well, when do I see
you, Charlene?
815
00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,379
All right, look.
Don't panic. I'm not gonna
say it to anyone.
816
00:54:41,412 --> 00:54:43,614
We'll just find you someone
else to bring as a plus one.
817
00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:46,551
Maybe one of Declan's friends.
Some of them are really weird.
818
00:54:47,818 --> 00:54:48,953
OK?
819
00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:54,625
Mary?
820
00:54:57,695 --> 00:54:59,029
What was that about?
821
00:54:59,063 --> 00:55:01,031
I dunno,
she just stormed off.
822
00:55:01,832 --> 00:55:03,868
Hi.
823
00:55:03,901 --> 00:55:05,636
Do you wanna go on
a date sometime?
824
00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:09,039
(CHUCKLING)
825
00:55:09,073 --> 00:55:11,576
Um... OK.
826
00:55:11,609 --> 00:55:13,344
Cool.
Cool.
827
00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:20,985
What the fuck is she doing?
828
00:55:26,691 --> 00:55:29,126
(CHUCKLING) OK.
829
00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:31,962
I just wanted
to do that, so...
830
00:55:33,764 --> 00:55:37,735
Erm, I better go.
I'll call ya later.
831
00:55:39,970 --> 00:55:41,105
Bye.
832
00:55:50,515 --> 00:55:51,649
When did this happen?
833
00:55:52,650 --> 00:55:54,385
Couple of nights ago.
834
00:55:54,419 --> 00:55:56,020
Was helping her out
at a weddin'.
835
00:55:56,887 --> 00:55:58,423
CHARLENE: And what?
836
00:55:58,456 --> 00:55:59,990
We were drinkin',
837
00:56:00,024 --> 00:56:01,626
one thing led to another.
838
00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:04,995
So you're into girls now?
839
00:56:06,931 --> 00:56:08,365
Maybe.
840
00:56:09,667 --> 00:56:11,636
You're makin' a show
of yourself, Mary.
841
00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:15,806
Well, what's new,
Charlene?
842
00:56:20,144 --> 00:56:22,012
Try on that dress,
will ya?
843
00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:32,056
MARY: So I was thinkin'.
844
00:56:32,089 --> 00:56:34,692
Since you're gonna be
at the weddin',
845
00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:36,527
and I'm gonna be
at the weddin',
846
00:56:36,561 --> 00:56:38,663
why don't we both
go together?
847
00:56:38,696 --> 00:56:40,631
I thought you wanted
to bring a hot bloke.
848
00:56:42,032 --> 00:56:43,634
Not any more.
849
00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,072
OK.
850
00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:51,742
Cool. (LAUGHING)
851
00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:02,753
What?
852
00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:06,457
Nothin', just...
853
00:57:06,491 --> 00:57:08,192
Suddenly you seem
very cool about all this.
854
00:57:10,227 --> 00:57:13,097
It's a big change from
when we were on the bus
a while back
855
00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:16,701
and you avoided looking at
me for the whole three-hour
drive, actually.
856
00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:19,504
I didn't refuse
to look at ya.
857
00:57:19,537 --> 00:57:21,806
I seem to remember you
looking out the window a lot.
858
00:57:21,839 --> 00:57:23,641
OK, maybe I did a bit.
859
00:57:26,811 --> 00:57:29,547
Now you're kissin' me
in front of all your mates.
860
00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:33,117
Fuck it.
861
00:57:35,252 --> 00:57:36,921
Did they say anything
about it?
862
00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:39,924
Actually, Charlene had
a lot to say about it.
863
00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:42,927
Apparently I'm making
a show of meself.
864
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,094
(SCOFFS)
865
00:57:45,129 --> 00:57:46,731
Fuck her.
866
00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:49,233
She's probably just
worried about you.
867
00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:52,202
Charlene does not
give a fuck about me,
868
00:57:52,236 --> 00:57:55,640
she's just worried that
I'm gonna ruin her precious
weddin'.
869
00:57:57,107 --> 00:57:59,209
Is that why
you're asking me to go?
870
00:57:59,844 --> 00:58:00,978
What?
871
00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:02,747
To piss her off?
872
00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:06,584
No.
873
00:58:11,589 --> 00:58:13,624
I don't care
what Charlene thinks.
874
00:58:15,025 --> 00:58:17,227
Mary, you're obsessed
with what she thinks.
875
00:58:19,129 --> 00:58:21,766
No, I'm not.
Yeah, you are.
876
00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:30,507
I don't want to be used.
877
00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:33,844
What the fuck
does that mean?
878
00:58:35,212 --> 00:58:37,147
Whoa, don't curse at me.
879
00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:46,991
I just don't want you usin' me
to get even with Charlene.
880
00:58:48,659 --> 00:58:49,660
I'm not.
881
00:58:54,699 --> 00:58:55,766
OK.
882
00:59:05,943 --> 00:59:07,812
Will I get us some drinks?
883
00:59:11,015 --> 00:59:12,016
(SIGHS)
884
00:59:43,147 --> 00:59:44,815
(MOBILE RINGING)
885
00:59:53,991 --> 00:59:55,259
(LINE RINGING)
886
00:59:55,292 --> 00:59:56,627
(RINGING CONTINUES)
887
00:59:58,028 --> 01:00:00,064
VOICEMAIL: Hello,
this is Mary...
888
01:00:03,668 --> 01:00:06,771
(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
889
01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:12,342
(EXHALING)
890
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,386
(MOBILE BUZZING)
891
01:00:25,355 --> 01:00:27,692
RECORDING:
You have new voicemail.
892
01:00:27,725 --> 01:00:30,360
To listen to
your messages, press 1.
893
01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:36,934
JESS: Hey. Um,
894
01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:42,006
I don't really know what
happened last night and
895
01:00:42,039 --> 01:00:44,775
to be honest I'm not sure
I care any more.
896
01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:49,980
I guess I don't really know
what's going on with you
897
01:00:50,014 --> 01:00:51,882
and you don't seem
to want to tell me.
898
01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:54,985
And running away like that is
899
01:00:56,821 --> 01:00:58,689
fucking ridiculous.
900
01:01:00,290 --> 01:01:02,092
That's what children do
901
01:01:02,126 --> 01:01:03,761
and I'm not a child.
902
01:01:06,296 --> 01:01:10,134
Look, I think we should
just call it quits on this.
903
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:12,837
I hope everything goes well
for you, Mary,
904
01:01:12,870 --> 01:01:14,905
and that
you figure it all out.
905
01:01:17,374 --> 01:01:19,409
And there's no need
to call me back,
906
01:01:19,443 --> 01:01:22,046
I'd honestly prefer it
if you didn't.
907
01:01:22,847 --> 01:01:25,816
OK. Bye.
908
01:01:32,256 --> 01:01:34,124
CHARLENE: Hey.
All right?
909
01:01:35,259 --> 01:01:36,460
What are you
doing here?
910
01:01:39,129 --> 01:01:40,464
Came to see you.
911
01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:52,009
So, what's the story
with your girlfriend?
912
01:01:53,878 --> 01:01:55,179
What?
913
01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:57,081
She cancelled on me
this morning.
914
01:01:58,548 --> 01:01:59,950
I don't know.
915
01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:03,420
And she's not
my girlfriend.
916
01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:05,790
So what, you're not
a lesbian now?
917
01:02:14,431 --> 01:02:15,866
Are you all right?
918
01:02:19,837 --> 01:02:21,171
Here.
919
01:02:21,205 --> 01:02:22,206
What's this?
920
01:02:23,373 --> 01:02:25,142
The speech. I wrote it.
921
01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:27,945
I did the speech for you.
922
01:02:27,978 --> 01:02:30,180
Well, it's supposed
to come from me.
923
01:02:30,214 --> 01:02:31,248
(EXHALING)
924
01:02:31,281 --> 01:02:32,449
Mary, like, I...
925
01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:33,884
Fine. It doesn't matter.
926
01:02:34,384 --> 01:02:35,920
Gimme it.
927
01:02:45,129 --> 01:02:48,198
"The things you need
to know about Charlene.
928
01:02:58,408 --> 01:03:00,811
"Her first crush
was on Mr Duffy,
929
01:03:00,845 --> 01:03:04,381
"our geography teacher
in fifth class.
930
01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:08,552
"Her first kiss was on
the bus on the way home
from a Boyzone concert.
931
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,122
"Her eyes are a mixture
of green and brown
932
01:03:12,156 --> 01:03:15,525
"and not hazel
as most people think.
933
01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:18,262
"She loves brown sauce
and eats it on everything.
934
01:03:20,497 --> 01:03:23,901
"She can never remember
how a joke ends.
935
01:03:23,934 --> 01:03:26,871
"When she's sick
she always watches
the film
936
01:03:26,904 --> 01:03:30,574
"Ella Enchanted and eats
packets of Monster Munch.
937
01:03:30,607 --> 01:03:36,546
"When she walks into a room,
people always notice her
and want to be around her.
938
01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:39,917
"This is because of her warmth
and her good sense of humour.
939
01:03:41,351 --> 01:03:44,288
"She loves Declan more than
anything else in the world,
940
01:03:45,189 --> 01:03:47,591
"even brown sauce.
941
01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:51,195
"And she is the best
friend that anyone could
ever ask for."
942
01:03:56,066 --> 01:03:57,467
It's lovely.
943
01:04:01,138 --> 01:04:04,208
You're me best mate and
I wanted it to come from me.
944
01:04:07,044 --> 01:04:08,178
Thanks.
945
01:04:13,550 --> 01:04:15,185
Do you wanna go
for a pint?
946
01:04:16,553 --> 01:04:19,023
I'm getting'
married tomorrow.
947
01:04:19,056 --> 01:04:20,457
Yeah, but is that
not tradition,
948
01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:21,926
that the maid of honour take
949
01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:24,228
the bride out the night
before the big day?
950
01:04:24,929 --> 01:04:26,630
No.
For one?
951
01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:28,598
No!
952
01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:34,571
All right.
953
01:04:37,174 --> 01:04:38,943
I'll see ya
at the church, then.
954
01:04:39,343 --> 01:04:40,544
Yeah.
955
01:04:45,282 --> 01:04:47,351
Why do you never want
to see me any more?
956
01:04:48,252 --> 01:04:49,453
What are you on about?
957
01:04:49,486 --> 01:04:51,321
Why do you never
want to see me?
958
01:04:51,355 --> 01:04:53,223
Mary, how many times do
we have to talk about this?
959
01:04:53,257 --> 01:04:55,993
Fine! Fuck sake.
Stop cursin' at me, Mary!
960
01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:58,495
Then stop actin' like
a stuck-up bitch, Charlene!
961
01:04:58,528 --> 01:04:59,563
I don't have time
for this.
962
01:04:59,596 --> 01:05:01,231
Oh, of course ya don't,
963
01:05:01,265 --> 01:05:03,968
cos when do you have time for
anybody other than yourself?
964
01:05:04,001 --> 01:05:06,536
Excuse me?
You've fuckin' changed.
965
01:05:12,676 --> 01:05:14,044
CHARLENE: Oi!
966
01:05:17,547 --> 01:05:20,650
Do you have any idea the
shit you've put us through?
967
01:05:20,684 --> 01:05:22,953
Me. Your ma. All of us.
968
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:24,688
After what you did.
969
01:05:26,156 --> 01:05:28,158
Ya haven't a clue,
have ya?
970
01:05:28,192 --> 01:05:30,060
And then you show up
on me doorstep
971
01:05:30,094 --> 01:05:32,662
the day before me weddin'
and call me a shit friend
972
01:05:32,696 --> 01:05:35,065
cos I won't go
drinkin' with ya.
973
01:05:35,099 --> 01:05:37,401
I mean, are you
for fuckin' real?
974
01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:44,241
And you know what, Mary?
You're right. I have changed.
975
01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:46,410
Everyone has,
except you.
976
01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:49,579
You're still a mess.
977
01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:55,385
Who the fuck wants
to be around that?
978
01:06:22,612 --> 01:06:23,713
Hey, it's me.
979
01:06:23,747 --> 01:06:25,449
CLERK: How many do you want?
Six.
980
01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,184
We're goin' out.
981
01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:34,058
So, where's your boyfriend at?
982
01:06:34,091 --> 01:06:37,394
Are you all selective
cos you got a pony tail?
983
01:06:37,427 --> 01:06:39,296
What's your name, delicate?
984
01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:41,331
I dunno.
Yvonne!
985
01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:44,668
Yvonne?
Oh, that's a French
ass name, Yvonne.
986
01:06:44,701 --> 01:06:46,403
My little French croissant.
987
01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:48,105
You are mad. (LAUGHING)
988
01:06:49,373 --> 01:06:50,474
All right.
989
01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:52,376
I'm only joking,
I'm sorry, like.
990
01:06:57,581 --> 01:06:59,549
Let's do somethin'!
Come on!
991
01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:01,118
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
992
01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:04,121
Where we goin'?
993
01:07:05,255 --> 01:07:06,256
Out.
994
01:07:20,337 --> 01:07:22,406
(INAUDIBLE)
995
01:07:22,439 --> 01:07:25,275
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
(WHISTLING)
996
01:08:05,215 --> 01:08:06,350
Fuck.
997
01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:10,254
BOUNCER: Don't! Don't!
998
01:08:10,287 --> 01:08:12,856
Ya fuckin' animal!
Call the guards.
999
01:08:16,726 --> 01:08:17,861
(EXHALING AND SNIFFLING)
1000
01:08:19,763 --> 01:08:21,731
MAN: You're fucking
buck mad you are.
1001
01:08:23,867 --> 01:08:25,202
D'you hear me?
1002
01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:31,675
(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)
1003
01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:33,443
Come on!
1004
01:08:39,716 --> 01:08:43,653
OFFICER: Assault,
anti-social behaviour,
assault again.
1005
01:08:43,687 --> 01:08:45,589
If she ends up in front
of a prick of a judge...
1006
01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:48,592
SUZANNE: It's not good.
OFFICER: No, it's not good.
1007
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,327
You can take her home now.
1008
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:51,361
Thanks, Guard.
1009
01:08:53,563 --> 01:08:54,831
Come on.
1010
01:09:11,715 --> 01:09:13,450
Is it my fault?
1011
01:09:16,486 --> 01:09:18,188
Is what your fault?
1012
01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:23,293
I dunno. That you're
having problems again.
1013
01:09:25,962 --> 01:09:27,797
How is it your fault?
1014
01:09:34,304 --> 01:09:36,606
Did ya get someone to
go with ya tomorrow?
1015
01:09:42,412 --> 01:09:45,582
Sure, so what?
You go down there
and hold your head up.
1016
01:09:45,615 --> 01:09:48,285
You're as good
as any of them girls.
1017
01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:51,288
(SOBBING)
1018
01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:53,657
(SNIFFLES)
1019
01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:55,925
(SHUSHING)
1020
01:10:02,499 --> 01:10:04,568
Shh. It's OK.
1021
01:10:10,307 --> 01:10:12,642
(CONTINUES SHUSHING)
1022
01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:15,412
(DOGS BARKING)
1023
01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:49,613
(CAR DOOR OPENING)
1024
01:10:50,314 --> 01:10:51,915
(CAR DOOR OPENING)
1025
01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:57,921
OK. Fix me.
1026
01:10:57,954 --> 01:10:59,523
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1027
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:05,495
I'm surprised you'd
the nerve to show up.
Leona.
1028
01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:08,898
Leave her alone.
1029
01:11:12,469 --> 01:11:14,304
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1030
01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:18,007
(CHARLENE SNIFFLES)
1031
01:11:18,041 --> 01:11:19,743
Thanks.
1032
01:11:22,746 --> 01:11:23,980
(SIGHS)
1033
01:11:25,549 --> 01:11:26,916
You look...
1034
01:11:29,519 --> 01:11:30,720
(CHUCKLES)
1035
01:11:32,522 --> 01:11:34,791
Are we ready?
Yep, we're ready.
1036
01:11:34,824 --> 01:11:37,494
(CHUCKLES)
1037
01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:40,897
PRIEST: In the name of
the Father, and of the Son
and of the Holy Spirit,
1038
01:11:40,930 --> 01:11:42,298
amen.
1039
01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:51,508
CHARLENE: Father, Son
and the Holy Spirit, amen.
1040
01:11:54,077 --> 01:11:56,079
You may kiss the bride.
1041
01:11:57,681 --> 01:11:59,349
(GUESTS APPLAUDING)
1042
01:12:07,691 --> 01:12:09,092
Ah, yes. Thank you.
Thank you.
1043
01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:11,361
It's just over
the far right.
Thank you.
1044
01:12:13,397 --> 01:12:14,964
Hi.
MARY: Hiya.
1045
01:12:18,902 --> 01:12:20,670
Hey.
Hi.
1046
01:12:23,139 --> 01:12:25,575
I'm so proud of ya.
1047
01:12:25,609 --> 01:12:27,411
Thanks.
1048
01:12:27,444 --> 01:12:30,113
I think it's better
if you didn't read out
that speech you wrote.
1049
01:12:31,815 --> 01:12:33,883
I think it's lovely
and it's really funny.
1050
01:12:33,917 --> 01:12:37,721
I just... Mary, hun, it's
just not appropriate.
1051
01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:44,728
What do you want me
to say?
It's OK.
1052
01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:47,096
Leona has got it covered.
You can just sit back
and enjoy your night.
1053
01:12:47,130 --> 01:12:48,565
You've done
loads already.
1054
01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:52,769
OK.
1055
01:12:59,609 --> 01:13:02,111
"All day I've been looking
at you, at me friend,
1056
01:13:02,145 --> 01:13:05,915
"and thinking about how long
we've known each other, and
how much you mean to me.
1057
01:13:05,949 --> 01:13:09,953
"It feels like only yesterday
we were walking to school
and making each other laugh.
1058
01:13:09,986 --> 01:13:12,522
"And now, look
where we are."
GUESTS: Aww.
1059
01:13:12,556 --> 01:13:14,190
"You're the smartest
person I know,
1060
01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:15,859
"you're gorgeous looking.
1061
01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:18,595
"And you're the most generous
person in the whole world."
1062
01:13:18,628 --> 01:13:20,029
You are.
(GUESTS CHEERING)
1063
01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:21,831
You really are, Char.
1064
01:13:24,834 --> 01:13:27,504
OK, folks. So, we're gonna
pass it over to the father
of the bride now,
1065
01:13:27,537 --> 01:13:29,539
so round of applause
for him.
1066
01:13:29,573 --> 01:13:31,508
(GUESTS APPLAUDING)
(MAN WHOOPING)
1067
01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:42,652
(WOMEN LAUGHING)
(MUSIC PLAYING VIA SPEAKERS)
1068
01:13:42,686 --> 01:13:43,687
(LINE RINGING)
1069
01:13:46,823 --> 01:13:49,125
VOICEMAIL:
Hey, this is Jess.
Leave a message.
1070
01:13:49,158 --> 01:13:50,193
(BEEPS)
1071
01:13:50,226 --> 01:13:53,162
Hiya, Jess. It's Mary.
1072
01:13:54,631 --> 01:13:56,866
I know you don't want me
to call, but...
1073
01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:58,635
I'm locked. So...
1074
01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:07,544
Actually, I'm not locked.
1075
01:14:07,577 --> 01:14:11,481
I haven't had a drink all day
so I dunno why I said that.
1076
01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:24,494
I just wanted to say sorry
for everything that happened.
1077
01:14:28,231 --> 01:14:30,166
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1078
01:14:32,569 --> 01:14:34,838
I don't know
what's wrong with me.
1079
01:14:37,006 --> 01:14:40,243
I keep hurting people
and I don't know why.
1080
01:14:47,751 --> 01:14:50,887
I think you were right
about me and Charlene.
1081
01:14:53,623 --> 01:14:56,826
You're probably right
about a lot of things.
1082
01:15:02,198 --> 01:15:04,200
I miss you.
1083
01:15:18,081 --> 01:15:19,983
(WOMEN LAUGHING)
1084
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:26,289
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1085
01:15:28,157 --> 01:15:30,159
(ALL WHOOPING)
1086
01:15:37,701 --> 01:15:40,003
(DJ ANNOUNCING INDISTINCTLY)
1087
01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:41,871
(MUSIC CHANGES)
1088
01:16:23,947 --> 01:16:25,581
(GUESTS WHOOPING)
1089
01:16:57,714 --> 01:17:00,249
MARY: Me and her
were the best.
1090
01:17:01,384 --> 01:17:03,019
The most beautiful.
1091
01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:07,891
Me and her.
1092
01:17:08,858 --> 01:17:10,026
Me and her.
1093
01:17:13,863 --> 01:17:15,264
Me and her.
1094
01:17:19,068 --> 01:17:20,870
Hey!
1095
01:17:23,072 --> 01:17:24,073
Are you going?
1096
01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:26,375
Yeah.
1097
01:17:28,011 --> 01:17:30,747
All right, well...
Thanks for everything.
1098
01:17:31,414 --> 01:17:33,282
You're welcome.
1099
01:17:34,751 --> 01:17:37,020
I'm fuckin' married, Mary!
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
1100
01:17:37,854 --> 01:17:39,689
I know.
1101
01:17:42,091 --> 01:17:45,094
When I get back from me
honeymoon, me and you are
goin' out on the town.
1102
01:17:45,128 --> 01:17:46,763
Just the two of us.
1103
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:05,314
I'll see ya, Char.
1104
01:18:06,182 --> 01:18:07,683
See ya, babe.
1105
01:18:24,901 --> 01:18:27,270
SUZANNE: Where would you be
going, if you were going out?
1106
01:18:27,303 --> 01:18:28,772
(CAB DRIVER REPLYING
INDISTINCTLY)
1107
01:18:28,805 --> 01:18:31,040
SUZANNE: Music? Are you
into your music?
1108
01:18:31,074 --> 01:18:34,978
Would you be getting up
and dancing and all? Yeah?
1109
01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:36,913
What else do
you get up to then?
1110
01:18:36,946 --> 01:18:38,848
Over the weekend
in your spare time?
1111
01:18:38,882 --> 01:18:42,285
DRIVER: I go surfin'.
SUZANNE: You're a surfer!
1112
01:18:42,318 --> 01:18:44,821
No way. That's nuts.
1113
01:19:07,276 --> 01:19:09,412
(MOBILE BUZZING)
1114
01:19:18,287 --> 01:19:19,522
Hey.
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