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What's
cooking, fuck chop?
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Hey, Fred.
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You ready for this?
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Deb's pregnant again.
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Uh, congratulations?
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Hey, how am I
supposed to afford a fifth kid?
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Christ almighty.
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Were you just not careful or?
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I don't know.
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You know how it is.
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Once those bodies
start slapping...
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Gross.
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Ah.
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Fantastic.
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Wait, what did
you mean by cadaver?
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Uncle Jesse.
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What's wrong with that?
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What isn't wrong with that?
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It's fucked up.
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You're supposed to
respect your cadaver.
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How was that not
showing respect?
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Uncle Jesse is the hot uncle.
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Michael, back me up here.
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What?
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On your own, man.
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Thank you.
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See.
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Not everyone is morally
bankrupt as you are, Justin.
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At least we're
taking pictures of him
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- like that guy from last year.
- Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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He had to face the
family and apologize.
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It was a real black eye
to the nursing school.
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Anyway, so we're dissecting
uncle Jesse's pelvis...
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Ah.
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Let me give you a ride.
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It's freezing.
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Come on.
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Just let me give you a lift.
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Do I need to call
the cops again, Bob?
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Making me work for
it, tonight, huh?
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Hey, it's Fuck You Bob.
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Fuck You Bob.
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Fuck You Bob.
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All right.
All right.
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Dude.
Come on.
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Shut up.
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Why do they call
him "Fuck You Bob"?
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Wait for it.
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You're all strapped in, Bob.
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Fuck you.
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Hey, what's your 20?
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Uh, I'm just outside the loop.
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I've just picked up
Bob here, and he gave
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me a run for my money tonight.
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That's stubborn
old Bob for you.
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But tell him Fred says hi.
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He can probably hear you.
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He says hi.
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Can seven, which
means signing off.
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Look at him.
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He's all tuckered out.
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I love Justin.
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He's the best.
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Yeah.
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My last college didn't
have a drunk bus.
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It's a great idea.
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What made you decide
to become a bus driver?
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This and, uh, nude
modeling are the two
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highest paying jobs on campus.
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No offense, dude.
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I think I'd pick
the nude modeling.
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Less chance of being
puked on, I guess.
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Maybe.
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Justin tells me
you're really into film.
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I used to take a
lot of Polaroids.
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Did you study photography?
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Photojournalism.
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But, uh, I don't, I don't, uh,
really do that stuff anymore.
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I just transferred
here for museum studies.
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Our big project this semester is
to curate an original art show.
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I'm feeling really uninspired.
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I'd love to see
your work sometime.
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So are you seeing someone or?
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What?
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Oh, yeah.
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No.
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I just, uh, went
through a breakup.
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Yeah.
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Try nine months ago.
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Oh, I knew you were faking.
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I'm sorry.
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That really sucks.
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You guys date long?
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Uh, yeah.
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Since high school.
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Amy applied to KIT,
so I applied too.
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Planning on getting
married and everything.
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It's stupid.
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I don't think that's stupid.
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What?
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If I did, I'd tell you.
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It's a little stupid.
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Whatever.
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So what happened?
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I mean, after, uh,
after graduation,
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she moved to New
York and said that we
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should see other people.
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Ugh.
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Nine months ago.
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Uh, thank you, Justin.
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Dude.
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Got to get a stick
together, right?
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You've got to stay behind
the... the... the yellow line.
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My boyfriend broke
up with me today.
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Hey, do you want some water?
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He was, Oh, this is college.
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We're not supposed
to be tied down.
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Fuck him.
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Yeah.
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Seriously.
Fuck him.
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I'm trying to drive.
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You can't, you cannot
touch my arm I...
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My stomach hurts.
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Here.
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Take the water.
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I think she likes you.
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Hey.
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Yep.
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I know you.
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I thought you graduated already.
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I think I'm gonna be sick.
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No, no, please, please
don't throw up in here.
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Please.
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Please, please sit back.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, she pooped!
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She pooped!
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Oh my god!
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OK.
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Put that down.
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Take a bite.
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Is that bacon on a donut?
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It is a caramel bacon donut.
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They were out of
everything else.
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Well, that's, that's awesome.
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It's OK.
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You're awesome, and I
think we should do it.
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Let's get a place.
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I thought you said
you weren't ready.
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I am ready, and you're right.
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We do, we do work
really well together.
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Cool.
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Yeah.
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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Woo hoo!
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Is tonight the night?
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Lady, you
showed me
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all the tears you brought me.
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Broke my one rule.
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You treated me cruel.
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Hello.
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Oh.
Whoa.
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You're awake.
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Was just gonna leave
you a voicemail.
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How's it going?
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Good.
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Mom wants you to
call her, by the way.
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Oh, yeah.
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I gotta do that.
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OK.
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So listen, a paid internship
just opened up in my office.
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Interested?
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Dude.
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She's gone.
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You can't stay in that
town forever, waiting,
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living with that old loser.
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I mean, you graduated.
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It's time to just, just
come to Chicago and move on.
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Please.
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Love our talks.
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Come on.
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No, I got to go.
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Come on.
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Dude.
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I really got to pee.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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00:13:07,485 --> 00:13:08,387
Come on.
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Oh, God.
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Oh.
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My pee always smells like,
uh, movie theatre popcorn.
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You know, like, fake,
hot butter stuff.
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I mean, don't get me wrong.
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I will still crush a bucket of
that stuff, no questions asked.
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I'm just saying,
like, if the ushers
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decide to pee in the butter.
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How would we ever know?
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There's no chance we would know.
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I probably have already
eaten some usher's piss.
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Hey, thank you.
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Accumulations of
up to 10 inches in some places.
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Bundle up if you're going
out, and make sure to check in
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on any loved ones.
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Hey, gang.
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Congrats.
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You're nearing a
milestone in your career
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with the campus bus service.
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Four years without an incident.
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Now if you make it to
the end of February
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without a traffic
violation, fender bender,
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or a pedestrian fatality, you'll
receive the prestigious all
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stars of safety plaque.
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Next step is becoming
a full time employee.
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I'm talking 25 grand a
year, health plan, 401k.
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Ha.
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Keep up the good work.
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Sincerely, Fred Quigley.
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PS I burped my breakfast
burrito into this envelope.
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Ugh.
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Four years.
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So
what do you think?
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About what?
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The
all stars of safety.
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I won't lie.
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It's a pretty big deal.
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You get your name engraved on
a plaque right next to mine.
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That's immortality,
assuming you make it.
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I hope you're not still
thinking about that Amy girl.
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Get your head in the game.
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Eye on the prize.
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Don't want anything
happening to my protege.
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Protege.
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Maybe she's
just being friendly.
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I don't know.
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If it was a regular
smiley face, I'd
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give her the benefit of the
doubt, but winky smiley face.
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The bitch wants
to be born again.
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What?
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She wants to taste the body
of Christ, crucify her vagina.
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No offense, guys.
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Why are we still
talking about this?
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Jesus, Kat, tell
us how you really feel.
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All right.
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I feel like she's
messing with your head.
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00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,076
I feel like she's
playing games, and it's
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getting a little masochistic.
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00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,414
I think you were Michael
and Amy for so long
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that you forgot how
to be just Michael.
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I'm alone on the
bus every night.
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I mean, alone alone.
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00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,057
Like, you remember my
breakup last summer?
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Hm-mm.
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Afterwards, I went and
traveled South America
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by myself, which was scary.
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00:16:38,529 --> 00:16:39,430
It was fun.
258
00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:41,033
It was...
259
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,567
Super lonely?
260
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,269
Yeah.
261
00:16:44,302 --> 00:16:46,538
At times, it was, but, you
know, the world didn't end.
262
00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:49,341
It's OK to be by yourself.
263
00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:51,308
I don't want you to get stuck
in a crappy relationship
264
00:16:51,341 --> 00:16:52,244
for fear of being alone.
265
00:16:56,346 --> 00:16:57,682
Shit.
I got to go, guys.
266
00:16:57,715 --> 00:16:58,617
Sorry.
267
00:16:58,649 --> 00:17:00,217
All right.
268
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,120
Well, if you do go
to South America.
269
00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:03,788
You can call up
one of my cousins.
270
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,490
They'll show you around.
271
00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:16,468
Ew.
272
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,635
It smells like
dookie up in here.
273
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,420
Open up.
274
00:17:35,452 --> 00:17:37,088
Open up.
275
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,423
Wait, wait, wait.
276
00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:39,356
I got a keg.
277
00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:40,692
You can't bring a ke...
278
00:17:44,761 --> 00:17:46,263
what are you doing
with that, man?
279
00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:48,834
Some freshmen paid me
to pick it up for them,
280
00:17:48,866 --> 00:17:50,801
and, of course, the battery
died in my car, so...
281
00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:51,836
Dude.
282
00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:53,437
You know, you can go to jail.
283
00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:56,508
Well, if you think of
a better way to make $47,
284
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:58,742
I'd love to hear about
it, or if you would just
285
00:17:58,776 --> 00:18:00,812
put in a good word with
Fred for me, like I asked,
286
00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:02,213
I wouldn't have to do this.
287
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,648
Fred's not going
to hire you back.
288
00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:04,615
Why not?
289
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,283
Josh, you know why not.
290
00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:10,521
It's because I'm a registered
sex offender, isn't it?
291
00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:11,556
OK.
292
00:18:11,588 --> 00:18:13,424
Well, it was public urination.
293
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,625
I have a small bladder.
294
00:18:14,659 --> 00:18:16,394
I mean, in hindsight,
should I have
295
00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:18,195
found a more discreet
location than a Chuck
296
00:18:18,229 --> 00:18:19,698
E. Cheese parking lot at lunch?
297
00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:21,599
Sure, but do I
deserve to be branded
298
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:23,335
a monster for the
rest of my life,
299
00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:25,236
because I take a leak in public?
300
00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:26,471
- Fuck no.
- Uh, whatever.
301
00:18:26,503 --> 00:18:27,404
I don't care.
302
00:18:27,438 --> 00:18:28,440
Just bring it on.
303
00:18:28,472 --> 00:18:29,574
- Do it quick, please.
- OK.
304
00:18:29,606 --> 00:18:31,209
Thank you.
305
00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:32,877
I don't know why you
want to bring a keg of beer
306
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:35,413
onto a bus full of drunk
college kids anyway.
307
00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:36,347
OK.
308
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:37,682
Put down the ramp.
309
00:18:37,714 --> 00:18:38,884
- No, not for you.
- Put down the ramp, dude.
310
00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:39,750
Just get it on.
311
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,229
Fuck you.
312
00:19:03,473 --> 00:19:07,846
The wheels on
the bus go round and round.
313
00:19:07,878 --> 00:19:10,247
Round and round.
314
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,649
Round and round.
315
00:19:11,682 --> 00:19:15,953
The wheels on the bus
go round and round.
316
00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:18,757
All through the town.
317
00:19:18,789 --> 00:19:19,790
Micheal.
318
00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:20,659
Michael.
319
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:41,278
The wipers on the bus
go swish, swish, swish.
320
00:19:41,311 --> 00:19:42,680
Swish, swish, swish.
321
00:19:42,713 --> 00:19:44,615
Suck my dick.
322
00:20:01,699 --> 00:20:03,602
You're my protege.
323
00:20:10,674 --> 00:20:11,976
Fuck you.
324
00:20:24,055 --> 00:20:25,356
Hey.
325
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,258
What the?
326
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:27,392
Stop the fucking bus.
327
00:20:27,424 --> 00:20:29,293
That was my stop.
328
00:20:29,326 --> 00:20:30,862
Hey, asshole.
329
00:20:30,894 --> 00:20:32,698
Stop the bus now.
330
00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:39,703
Shut the fuck up.
331
00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:41,740
Everyone, shut the fuck up.
332
00:20:41,772 --> 00:20:44,742
Stop messing around with
Bob, or you're off the bus.
333
00:20:47,944 --> 00:20:48,746
Bob, you OK?
334
00:20:51,682 --> 00:20:53,652
Fuck you.
335
00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:07,532
You got to stay
behind the line, man.
336
00:21:13,738 --> 00:21:23,749
We were all wounded
at Wounded Knee, you and me,
337
00:21:24,648 --> 00:21:34,625
we were all wounded at
Wounded Knee, you and me,
338
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:41,665
in the name of manifest destiny.
339
00:21:41,699 --> 00:21:42,534
You and me.
340
00:22:21,538 --> 00:22:24,541
It smells like shit in here.
341
00:22:24,575 --> 00:22:26,644
Like, actual shit.
342
00:22:26,676 --> 00:22:29,546
Did you shit?
343
00:22:29,579 --> 00:22:31,682
I'm Pineapple.
344
00:22:31,715 --> 00:22:34,051
You say your name's Pineapple?
345
00:22:34,085 --> 00:22:35,886
Yeah.
346
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,589
The bus service.
347
00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:38,923
They hired me.
348
00:22:38,955 --> 00:22:43,394
To give me a tattoo?
349
00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:44,529
No.
350
00:22:44,561 --> 00:22:45,729
To protect you.
351
00:22:45,762 --> 00:22:48,732
I'm in security.
352
00:22:48,766 --> 00:22:49,667
Oh, dude.
353
00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:50,934
No.
354
00:22:50,968 --> 00:22:52,437
I, I've been doing
this for a long time.
355
00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:53,637
That kid was just being a dick.
356
00:22:53,671 --> 00:22:55,038
I... I really...
357
00:22:55,071 --> 00:22:56,640
I don't need any, you know...
358
00:22:56,673 --> 00:22:58,576
Sure about that, homie?
359
00:22:58,608 --> 00:22:59,977
Doesn't look too good.
360
00:23:00,010 --> 00:23:01,945
Here, try this.
361
00:23:01,979 --> 00:23:04,548
It's witch hazel.
362
00:23:04,582 --> 00:23:07,519
It will help with
the inflammation.
363
00:23:07,551 --> 00:23:09,620
You carry witch
hazel with you?
364
00:23:09,653 --> 00:23:11,823
Yeah.
365
00:23:11,855 --> 00:23:13,424
Look.
366
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:15,527
Next time some drunk
motherfucker steps you, give
367
00:23:15,559 --> 00:23:18,061
them one of these to the head.
368
00:23:18,095 --> 00:23:20,198
Will stop the fight
before it even starts.
369
00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:22,166
Here, try it.
370
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,468
I'm good.
371
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:24,735
Go ahead.
372
00:23:24,769 --> 00:23:26,770
Hit it.
373
00:23:26,804 --> 00:23:29,541
What the fuck was that bullshit?
374
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:32,509
Headbutt my fucking hand.
375
00:23:32,542 --> 00:23:34,578
There you go.
376
00:23:34,612 --> 00:23:37,015
It's better than breaking your
hand on some joker's face,
377
00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:39,083
'cause then you gotta
fuck your other hand,
378
00:23:39,115 --> 00:23:41,519
and that definitely sucks.
379
00:23:41,551 --> 00:23:42,586
Hey, fuck chop.
380
00:23:42,619 --> 00:23:44,588
You didn't leave yet, did you?
381
00:23:44,622 --> 00:23:45,890
No, I'm... I'm...
382
00:23:45,923 --> 00:23:46,924
I'm still here.
383
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:48,692
Did you guys hire a, um-
384
00:23:48,726 --> 00:23:50,628
Well, due to
last night's incident, which
385
00:23:50,661 --> 00:23:52,864
won't affect your eligibility
for the safety award,
386
00:23:52,896 --> 00:23:57,167
so don't worry, we hired a guy
at work security temporarily.
387
00:23:57,201 --> 00:23:59,103
He calls himself Pineapple.
388
00:23:59,135 --> 00:24:00,771
Fred.
389
00:24:00,805 --> 00:24:02,707
He's got
tattoos covering his face.
390
00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:03,807
Wait till you see this fat fuck.
391
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,609
Fred.
392
00:24:05,643 --> 00:24:07,846
Dude looks like
a Darth Maul fucked fat Albert.
393
00:24:07,878 --> 00:24:09,480
- I'm not shitting you...
- Fred.
394
00:24:09,513 --> 00:24:11,014
Now, if
tons of fun gives you...
395
00:24:11,048 --> 00:24:13,518
Hey, Fred.
396
00:24:13,550 --> 00:24:16,086
It's Pineapple.
397
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,490
You want me to come in
there and murder you?
398
00:24:23,227 --> 00:24:24,863
That
won't be, uh, necessary.
399
00:24:24,895 --> 00:24:27,865
Uh, you... hey, you
all be safe out there.
400
00:24:27,898 --> 00:24:29,500
You too, Fred.
401
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:31,503
We joke
around here, Pineapple.
402
00:24:31,536 --> 00:24:32,703
Let's go.
403
00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:33,872
- I
- knew you were there.
404
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:48,987
Yo.
405
00:24:49,019 --> 00:24:50,754
You ever hit it
with a passenger?
406
00:24:50,788 --> 00:24:53,825
Usually, just, uh, drive
them to the bars and back.
407
00:24:53,857 --> 00:24:55,158
Shit, son.
408
00:24:55,192 --> 00:24:56,760
Do you even know
what you missing?
409
00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:00,031
What?
410
00:25:00,064 --> 00:25:01,798
You got a girlfriend?
411
00:25:01,832 --> 00:25:07,205
Uh, yeah, uh, she's
in, uh, in New York.
412
00:25:11,008 --> 00:25:11,910
What?
413
00:25:11,942 --> 00:25:14,144
It's Samoan, man.
414
00:25:14,178 --> 00:25:17,081
It means, the net's
hanging up to dry,
415
00:25:17,114 --> 00:25:20,817
but it'll be used
for fishing again.
416
00:25:20,851 --> 00:25:23,922
Kind of just got to, uh,
focus on the road here, man.
417
00:25:23,954 --> 00:25:25,088
My bad.
418
00:25:25,122 --> 00:25:25,957
You do you.
419
00:25:34,632 --> 00:25:36,200
What?
420
00:25:36,232 --> 00:25:42,039
Tell me if I'm off base, but
you never shampooed the wookie.
421
00:25:42,073 --> 00:25:44,108
I had a girlfriend
for five years.
422
00:25:44,141 --> 00:25:47,077
Yeah, but it didn't mean
you got your twinkie stinky.
423
00:25:47,111 --> 00:25:48,012
It's all right, man.
424
00:25:48,045 --> 00:25:50,949
Just own it.
425
00:25:50,981 --> 00:25:54,251
So am I wrong?
426
00:26:08,699 --> 00:26:09,933
Love you.
Goodnight.
427
00:26:09,967 --> 00:26:10,868
Love you.
428
00:26:10,901 --> 00:26:11,736
Night.
429
00:26:16,773 --> 00:26:18,775
What's that doing here?
430
00:26:18,808 --> 00:26:19,911
What?
431
00:26:19,943 --> 00:26:22,713
You're poking me
with your boner.
432
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,349
I can't really help it.
433
00:26:24,382 --> 00:26:26,784
Then maybe go to the bathroom
and jerk off or something.
434
00:26:26,817 --> 00:26:27,986
I have to get up early tomorrow.
435
00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:33,891
Why is premarital
sex so wrong, but
436
00:26:33,923 --> 00:26:35,893
masturbating's totally fine?
437
00:26:35,925 --> 00:26:38,096
Because you're the one who
has to answer to the Lord
438
00:26:38,128 --> 00:26:41,164
for your behavior, not me.
439
00:26:41,198 --> 00:26:44,134
Night.
440
00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:46,036
So you're a virgin.
441
00:26:46,069 --> 00:26:47,171
Keep it down, man.
442
00:26:47,203 --> 00:26:48,038
Come on.
443
00:26:51,008 --> 00:26:52,076
What is that shit
you're drinking?
444
00:26:52,108 --> 00:26:53,744
It smells like absolute ass.
445
00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:55,947
Oh, it's
traditional Maui soup.
446
00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:59,983
Pureed seafood, pork bones,
some other shit in it.
447
00:27:00,017 --> 00:27:00,884
You want some?
448
00:27:00,917 --> 00:27:02,319
No, I'll pass.
449
00:27:02,353 --> 00:27:03,622
More for me.
450
00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:09,326
So what's Amy doing besides cock
teasing in the Five Boroughs?
451
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,429
She's a junior fashion buyer.
452
00:27:12,462 --> 00:27:15,098
She did text me saying she's
going to be in town next week,
453
00:27:15,132 --> 00:27:18,169
and there was a winky
smiley face involved so.
454
00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:22,272
So that means she
wants your dick.
455
00:27:22,306 --> 00:27:25,242
Dude, we gotta get you laid.
456
00:27:25,276 --> 00:27:27,711
Fucking's important.
457
00:27:27,744 --> 00:27:29,846
A buddy of mine, he got married.
458
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,950
On his wedding night, found out
she got an inside-out vagina.
459
00:27:32,982 --> 00:27:34,418
What's an inside-out vagina?
460
00:27:34,451 --> 00:27:36,186
Fuck if I know.
461
00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:37,822
He wasn't really taking
follow up questions.
462
00:27:37,855 --> 00:27:38,722
You feel me?
463
00:27:38,756 --> 00:27:40,191
A penis?
464
00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:42,426
Could be.
465
00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:46,096
Look, my point is you got
to make sure the parts fit
466
00:27:46,130 --> 00:27:46,965
before you commit.
467
00:27:49,866 --> 00:27:50,768
Yo.
468
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,403
Let me get in on that.
469
00:28:14,525 --> 00:28:16,994
Oh, uh, Pineapple, it's Bob.
470
00:28:17,027 --> 00:28:19,197
Bob, that's Pineapple.
471
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:20,397
Yo, what's up, Bob?
472
00:28:23,433 --> 00:28:26,336
You.
473
00:28:26,369 --> 00:28:28,805
This guy's awesome.
474
00:28:28,838 --> 00:28:30,240
Where do you take him?
475
00:28:30,273 --> 00:28:32,109
If we can actually convince
him to get on the bus,
476
00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:34,112
I usually drop him off
at the old flour mill.
477
00:28:34,144 --> 00:28:36,413
Oh, yeah, what's over there?
478
00:28:36,446 --> 00:28:37,447
I don't know.
479
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,250
He's definitely not telling.
480
00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:42,185
Apparently, he used to
teach art here in the 70s.
481
00:28:42,219 --> 00:28:43,086
No one really knows.
482
00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:43,954
He's kind of a mystery.
483
00:28:50,861 --> 00:28:52,230
Yo.
484
00:28:52,262 --> 00:28:55,165
You see those two
girls back there?
485
00:28:55,199 --> 00:28:58,769
If I get them to kiss, you
let me get behind the wheel.
486
00:28:58,803 --> 00:29:00,105
Go for it.
487
00:29:04,141 --> 00:29:06,544
Check check.
488
00:29:06,576 --> 00:29:08,378
How's everybody doing
out there tonight?
489
00:29:11,248 --> 00:29:15,286
I said, how's everybody
doing out there tonight?
490
00:29:19,856 --> 00:29:20,524
Yeah, this is good.
491
00:29:24,127 --> 00:29:25,028
Come on, guys.
492
00:29:25,061 --> 00:29:27,998
Get up.
493
00:29:28,031 --> 00:29:28,932
Get up.
494
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:37,875
Damn.
495
00:29:53,289 --> 00:29:54,291
Look, dude.
496
00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:55,526
It's going to happen.
497
00:29:55,558 --> 00:29:56,560
Look.
498
00:29:56,594 --> 00:29:57,862
Going to fucking happen.
499
00:30:01,898 --> 00:30:03,233
Ah, ah.
500
00:30:03,267 --> 00:30:05,202
Aah!
501
00:30:05,236 --> 00:30:07,572
Yo, yo, check it!
502
00:30:07,605 --> 00:30:09,039
Ugh.
503
00:30:09,073 --> 00:30:15,046
This
thing handles like shit.
504
00:30:15,078 --> 00:30:15,980
I know.
505
00:30:16,012 --> 00:30:16,913
You get used to it.
506
00:30:16,946 --> 00:30:19,250
Just be careful please.
507
00:30:19,282 --> 00:30:23,920
So you drive the same
route, night after night,
508
00:30:23,953 --> 00:30:24,922
over and over?
509
00:30:24,954 --> 00:30:25,923
That's the job.
510
00:30:25,955 --> 00:30:27,057
You ever go off-route?
511
00:30:27,090 --> 00:30:29,426
You're supposed
to stay on-route.
512
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:31,895
What'd you do if I took
this bitch on the highway?
513
00:30:31,929 --> 00:30:35,432
I would lose my job and then
probably get arrested so let's
514
00:30:35,465 --> 00:30:36,300
not do that.
515
00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:41,072
What the fuck was that?
516
00:30:41,105 --> 00:30:43,941
Frat kids.
517
00:30:43,973 --> 00:30:45,442
Do this a lot?
518
00:30:45,476 --> 00:30:47,578
Pretty much every night
519
00:30:47,611 --> 00:30:50,114
I'm going to ask
you a question,
520
00:30:50,146 --> 00:30:52,649
and I want you to
answer me truthfully.
521
00:30:52,682 --> 00:30:55,987
Do you want me to murder them?
522
00:30:56,019 --> 00:30:58,154
What's
your 20, fuck chop?
523
00:30:58,188 --> 00:31:01,592
Uh, uh, uh, uh, frat row.
524
00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:03,493
10-4.
525
00:31:03,527 --> 00:31:06,096
Hey, I feel like I may
have put too much pressure
526
00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:08,165
on you before about
the, uh, you know,
527
00:31:08,198 --> 00:31:10,268
the whole safety award thing.
528
00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:12,569
I'd like to give you some
advice that my mentor,
529
00:31:12,603 --> 00:31:16,340
the late great king of the
bus jockeys, Alan Clapper,
530
00:31:16,373 --> 00:31:18,342
once gave me when
I was your age.
531
00:31:18,375 --> 00:31:21,945
I hope it means as much
to you as it did to me.
532
00:31:24,213 --> 00:31:25,482
Shit right now.
533
00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:27,183
You
get all that, fuck chop?
534
00:31:27,217 --> 00:31:28,986
I'm not even
responding to that.
535
00:31:29,019 --> 00:31:30,654
I'm not wasting my fucking time.
536
00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:33,457
Same shit,
different toilet, huh?
537
00:31:33,490 --> 00:31:35,660
No, actually, it's more,
it's the same toilet,
538
00:31:35,692 --> 00:31:38,028
and it's constantly overflowing.
539
00:31:38,061 --> 00:31:38,962
What time is it?
540
00:31:38,996 --> 00:31:39,964
1:39.
541
00:31:39,997 --> 00:31:41,632
We pass, uh, we pass Zephyr.
542
00:31:41,664 --> 00:31:44,335
There's going to be a lady in
a green coat, walking her dog.
543
00:31:44,367 --> 00:31:45,602
Just going to smell its shit.
544
00:31:45,635 --> 00:31:46,436
Swear to God.
545
00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:52,143
Oh, no.
546
00:31:52,175 --> 00:31:53,043
Ugh.
547
00:31:53,076 --> 00:31:54,478
Oh, it's my favorite.
548
00:31:54,510 --> 00:31:58,348
Whoever updates that marquee
can't spell for shit.
549
00:31:58,382 --> 00:32:00,951
Free turnovers, yo.
550
00:32:00,984 --> 00:32:02,419
Oh, you see these
Christmas lights?
551
00:32:02,452 --> 00:32:03,354
Yeah, man.
552
00:32:03,386 --> 00:32:04,321
It's February.
553
00:32:04,355 --> 00:32:05,957
They're on a timer.
554
00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:07,557
And off.
555
00:32:07,590 --> 00:32:11,027
There's some
crazy deja vu shit.
556
00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:12,495
Reminds me of juvie.
557
00:32:12,528 --> 00:32:15,031
You were in
juvenile detention?
558
00:32:15,065 --> 00:32:16,334
Yeah, man.
559
00:32:16,366 --> 00:32:20,604
I did a year for B and
E back when I was 16.
560
00:32:20,636 --> 00:32:23,073
You must have owned the place.
561
00:32:23,106 --> 00:32:24,541
Nah.
562
00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:30,081
It was the same shit, day
after day, over and over.
563
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,750
It was like being
stuck in a time loop.
564
00:32:32,782 --> 00:32:34,517
But big-ups to you, man.
565
00:32:34,550 --> 00:32:35,619
I don't know how
the fuck you do it.
566
00:32:40,289 --> 00:32:41,158
Trains.
567
00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:55,306
You're going to
drive yourself nuts.
568
00:32:58,208 --> 00:33:02,580
You're going to drive yourself
nuts obsessing over that text.
569
00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:05,016
What's with the winky
smiley face, though?
570
00:33:05,048 --> 00:33:07,317
What am I, what am I
supposed to think that she
571
00:33:07,351 --> 00:33:08,753
thinks that that means?
572
00:33:08,786 --> 00:33:09,620
Who cares?
573
00:33:12,756 --> 00:33:14,557
Man... Forget about it.
574
00:33:14,590 --> 00:33:16,659
I'll see you tomorrow, kid.
575
00:33:16,692 --> 00:33:18,128
Pineapple.
576
00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:20,498
Wait, what, what were
you going to say?
577
00:33:20,530 --> 00:33:21,398
Pineapple.
578
00:33:26,135 --> 00:33:28,538
Pineapple, what were
you going to say?
579
00:33:28,571 --> 00:33:29,472
Pineapple, come on.
580
00:33:29,506 --> 00:33:30,807
Dude.
581
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:33,710
You're taking the small
shit in your small life
582
00:33:33,743 --> 00:33:37,714
and making a huge
deal out of it.
583
00:33:37,748 --> 00:33:41,117
What?
584
00:33:41,151 --> 00:33:42,019
Pineapple.
585
00:33:47,657 --> 00:33:49,159
What are you talking about?
586
00:33:49,192 --> 00:33:50,795
Dude.
587
00:33:50,827 --> 00:33:52,562
None of it matters.
588
00:33:52,596 --> 00:33:58,134
Your job, Amy,
the text, college.
589
00:33:58,167 --> 00:33:59,502
None of this matters.
590
00:33:59,536 --> 00:34:00,371
You feel me?
591
00:34:03,373 --> 00:34:06,610
A wise Samoan once said,
Change doesn't begin when
592
00:34:06,643 --> 00:34:09,146
you get a knock on your ass.
593
00:34:09,179 --> 00:34:11,449
It begins when you decide
to get on your feet again.
594
00:34:11,481 --> 00:34:13,583
Is that another old proverb?
595
00:34:13,617 --> 00:34:15,352
No.
596
00:34:15,385 --> 00:34:19,590
That's Dwayne the
motherfucking Rock Johnson.
597
00:34:19,623 --> 00:34:20,657
See you tomorrow, kid.
598
00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:06,369
Oh, great.
599
00:35:06,402 --> 00:35:07,304
Crap.
600
00:35:10,806 --> 00:35:12,542
Voice assistance by...
601
00:35:22,585 --> 00:35:24,921
This is what's
considered fun now?
602
00:35:24,954 --> 00:35:26,723
I can do it all night.
603
00:35:30,293 --> 00:35:31,494
Aw.
604
00:35:31,527 --> 00:35:32,762
That is a loose septum.
605
00:35:32,795 --> 00:35:34,731
Gonna have to do
better than that.
606
00:35:38,568 --> 00:35:40,170
That is the single
grossest thing
607
00:35:40,204 --> 00:35:41,438
I have ever seen in my life.
608
00:35:41,471 --> 00:35:42,706
Where's your wallet?
609
00:35:42,739 --> 00:35:44,875
It's right here.
610
00:35:44,907 --> 00:35:45,875
Yo.
611
00:35:45,909 --> 00:35:47,411
Who the fuck took my wallet?
612
00:35:49,713 --> 00:35:50,781
You got mad skills.
613
00:35:50,813 --> 00:35:52,215
Respect.
Yo!
614
00:35:52,248 --> 00:35:53,216
Get the fuck out of my face!
615
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:54,784
Sit the fuck down.
616
00:35:54,818 --> 00:35:56,487
Chill the fuck out.
617
00:35:56,519 --> 00:35:59,222
Jesus.
618
00:35:59,255 --> 00:36:00,723
What do you guys think of him?
619
00:36:00,757 --> 00:36:02,860
I already like him better
than I ever liked you.
620
00:36:02,893 --> 00:36:04,595
Nobody messes with
you when he's around.
621
00:36:04,628 --> 00:36:05,596
Look at him.
622
00:36:05,628 --> 00:36:09,400
He's like the bro whisperer.
623
00:36:09,432 --> 00:36:10,333
What?
624
00:36:10,367 --> 00:36:11,569
You look high as fuck.
625
00:36:11,601 --> 00:36:13,203
I wish.
626
00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:14,572
Nope.
627
00:36:14,605 --> 00:36:15,806
All Tara.
628
00:36:15,838 --> 00:36:17,541
Who's Tara?
629
00:36:17,574 --> 00:36:19,677
She's a psycho who lives
in the dorm room next to Kat.
630
00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:20,844
She has night terrors.
631
00:36:20,876 --> 00:36:22,545
What are night terrors?
632
00:36:22,579 --> 00:36:24,748
It's, like, a condition
where you scream
633
00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:27,617
and thrash around your sleep,
but you're technically,
634
00:36:27,650 --> 00:36:28,952
like, fully asleep.
635
00:36:28,985 --> 00:36:30,853
We call her Night Tara.
636
00:36:30,887 --> 00:36:33,289
No, you call her Night Tara.
637
00:36:33,322 --> 00:36:34,791
Did it hurt?
638
00:36:34,824 --> 00:36:38,528
Yeah, it fucking hurt, but
it's tradition, you know.
639
00:36:38,561 --> 00:36:39,496
Look.
640
00:36:39,528 --> 00:36:40,898
I'm at the shop every day.
641
00:36:40,931 --> 00:36:42,365
Come on and see me.
I'll hook you up, all right?
642
00:36:42,398 --> 00:36:43,299
Yeah, sweet.
643
00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:44,468
You guys cool?
644
00:36:44,501 --> 00:36:45,402
Yeah.
645
00:36:45,434 --> 00:36:48,005
Shake.
646
00:36:48,038 --> 00:36:50,240
Hug.
647
00:36:50,273 --> 00:36:50,974
Come on.
648
00:36:51,007 --> 00:36:51,875
Get in there.
649
00:36:51,907 --> 00:36:53,409
All right.
650
00:36:53,443 --> 00:36:55,379
Because if I have to
come back here again,
651
00:36:55,411 --> 00:36:57,280
I'm going to rip your
fucking arms off.
652
00:37:00,684 --> 00:37:01,719
Yo.
653
00:37:01,751 --> 00:37:03,519
How do you do that?
654
00:37:03,552 --> 00:37:04,621
Do what?
655
00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:06,757
Calm those idiots down.
656
00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:08,324
Ah.
657
00:37:08,358 --> 00:37:09,760
Dude's don't want to fight, man.
658
00:37:09,793 --> 00:37:11,394
They want someone
to break it up,
659
00:37:11,427 --> 00:37:14,431
so they save face and
still look tough, you know?
660
00:37:14,463 --> 00:37:18,369
You're like Yoda.
661
00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:21,804
If Yoda ate Jabba the Hutt.
662
00:37:21,838 --> 00:37:23,740
I'm just good at talking
sense into people, you know?
663
00:37:23,773 --> 00:37:25,842
Hey, you should
meet Justin's parents.
664
00:37:25,876 --> 00:37:28,278
They're the last two people on
Earth who don't know he's gay.
665
00:37:28,311 --> 00:37:30,813
Well, I'm fine with them
thinking Kat's my girlfriend.
666
00:37:30,847 --> 00:37:33,951
Even if she is the
spawn of the colonizer.
667
00:37:33,983 --> 00:37:35,385
Give me their number.
668
00:37:35,418 --> 00:37:36,819
I'll fucking tell them.
I don't care.
669
00:37:36,853 --> 00:37:37,755
Yeah, right.
670
00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:38,889
No, really.
671
00:37:38,922 --> 00:37:40,356
I'll tell them for you.
672
00:37:40,389 --> 00:37:41,858
- We're not doing this.
- Yeah, we should.
673
00:37:41,891 --> 00:37:43,426
- No, we're not doing this.
- It's good for the soul.
674
00:37:43,460 --> 00:37:44,262
Shut the fuck up.
675
00:37:47,097 --> 00:37:48,632
I'm really starving.
676
00:37:48,664 --> 00:37:49,599
You wanna jump off?
677
00:37:49,632 --> 00:37:50,867
Here?
678
00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:53,403
There's a
around the corner.
679
00:37:53,436 --> 00:37:54,538
Ah, fine.
680
00:37:54,570 --> 00:37:57,641
But I'm never
going to eat again.
681
00:37:57,673 --> 00:37:59,076
- Bye, Pineapple.
- Later, yo.
682
00:37:59,108 --> 00:37:59,976
Bye.
683
00:38:00,010 --> 00:38:01,478
See you guys.
684
00:38:01,510 --> 00:38:04,514
Dude, she was a fucking
senior virgin, bro.
685
00:38:04,547 --> 00:38:08,718
Dude, after sophomore year,
there are no more virgins.
686
00:38:08,751 --> 00:38:10,320
She had to be lying.
687
00:38:10,353 --> 00:38:12,422
Dude, she's super fucking
Catholic or some shit.
688
00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:13,757
Convinced some fucking
sorry motherfucker
689
00:38:13,789 --> 00:38:15,358
they should wait till marriage.
690
00:38:15,391 --> 00:38:18,561
She traded in God for Todd.
691
00:38:18,594 --> 00:38:20,563
Dude, don't fucking
touch me, bro.
692
00:38:20,597 --> 00:38:22,566
Todd forgives, though.
693
00:38:22,599 --> 00:38:24,902
Todd moves in mysterious ways.
694
00:38:24,934 --> 00:38:25,869
Where is she now?
695
00:38:25,902 --> 00:38:26,836
New York?
696
00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:30,039
I don't fucking know, man.
697
00:38:30,072 --> 00:38:31,507
Not on my dick.
698
00:38:31,541 --> 00:38:33,010
It's all too irrelevant to me.
699
00:38:33,043 --> 00:38:34,811
What the hell
was her name again?
700
00:38:34,844 --> 00:38:36,946
Jamie.
701
00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:39,817
No, wait.
702
00:38:39,849 --> 00:38:41,384
Amy.
703
00:38:41,418 --> 00:38:42,653
Yeah, that's it, dude.
704
00:38:46,056 --> 00:38:47,590
I'm sorry, Bob.
You're good.
705
00:38:47,623 --> 00:38:48,458
Fuck you.
706
00:38:51,994 --> 00:38:52,962
See you, Bob.
707
00:38:57,567 --> 00:38:59,135
You're doing all right?
708
00:38:59,168 --> 00:39:01,003
You look whiter than usual.
709
00:39:01,036 --> 00:39:03,706
That guy in there, Todd.
710
00:39:03,739 --> 00:39:05,541
He had sex with Amy.
711
00:39:05,574 --> 00:39:07,110
Amy?
712
00:39:07,143 --> 00:39:08,846
Amy who?
713
00:39:08,878 --> 00:39:09,947
Argh.
714
00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:11,115
Amy?
715
00:39:11,148 --> 00:39:12,783
Let's fucking
go, bus bitch.
716
00:39:17,119 --> 00:39:18,822
Are we going to
fucking move or what?
717
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,797
You want to hurt
that guy, don't you?
718
00:39:26,829 --> 00:39:27,965
Headbutt him.
719
00:39:27,998 --> 00:39:29,633
That's your answer
to everything.
720
00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:31,501
Because it works.
721
00:39:31,534 --> 00:39:32,502
Don't worry about his boy.
722
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:34,037
I'll take care of him.
723
00:39:34,070 --> 00:39:35,838
Argh!
724
00:39:35,871 --> 00:39:38,007
At some point, you're going to
have to make an actual decision
725
00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:39,510
in your life.
726
00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:42,679
Might as well go in
there and headbutt Todd.
727
00:39:42,711 --> 00:39:45,615
I don't think you know me
well enough to be saying that.
728
00:39:45,648 --> 00:39:48,418
I had you figured out
the minute I met you.
729
00:39:48,452 --> 00:39:50,521
Now, get in there and headbutt
that smug motherfucker.
730
00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:51,389
Move.
731
00:40:07,637 --> 00:40:09,606
The fuck's your problem, bro?
732
00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:22,052
Um, there's no open
containers on the bus.
733
00:40:22,085 --> 00:40:22,887
Sorry.
734
00:40:46,976 --> 00:40:49,679
What a fucking loser.
735
00:40:49,713 --> 00:40:50,514
Finally.
736
00:41:00,690 --> 00:41:01,692
Yo.
737
00:41:01,724 --> 00:41:02,559
You going to eat that?
738
00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:10,166
Man, don't you fucking text her.
739
00:41:10,199 --> 00:41:12,969
This guy is just like the
complete opposite of me.
740
00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:15,239
I don't understand.
741
00:41:15,271 --> 00:41:18,976
I gotta know if they hooked up
before or after we broke up,
742
00:41:19,009 --> 00:41:20,543
and that's it.
743
00:41:20,577 --> 00:41:23,213
You think she's out
there thinking about you?
744
00:41:23,246 --> 00:41:24,847
She's not.
745
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:29,252
She's probably fucked 10
more guys by now too, man.
746
00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:31,521
So how come you never left
Kent after all that went down.
747
00:41:31,554 --> 00:41:32,788
Hmm.
748
00:41:32,822 --> 00:41:33,789
Nothing better to do.
749
00:41:33,822 --> 00:41:35,057
That's a stupid answer.
750
00:41:35,090 --> 00:41:35,958
Why?
751
00:41:35,992 --> 00:41:37,594
Why are you here?
752
00:41:37,626 --> 00:41:39,295
Why would you leave a
tropical paradise for Ohio?
753
00:41:39,329 --> 00:41:42,266
KIT's got a sick
ass nursing school.
754
00:41:42,298 --> 00:41:43,634
Nursing?
755
00:41:43,666 --> 00:41:46,269
Sick ass.
756
00:41:46,302 --> 00:41:48,070
That's awe... that's awesome.
757
00:41:48,103 --> 00:41:50,306
My professors,
they told me I was
758
00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:52,843
going to scare the patients.
759
00:41:52,876 --> 00:41:54,211
Whatever.
760
00:41:54,244 --> 00:41:57,047
So you, you dropped out?
761
00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:59,549
No, I left when my
lady got pregnant.
762
00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:00,284
Wait.
763
00:42:00,317 --> 00:42:01,318
You have a kid?
764
00:42:01,351 --> 00:42:04,186
Yeah, man.
765
00:42:04,219 --> 00:42:05,622
She's going to be 11 this month.
766
00:42:08,257 --> 00:42:10,026
I'm just fucking with you.
767
00:42:10,059 --> 00:42:12,028
That's her.
768
00:42:12,061 --> 00:42:13,730
How fucking old are you?
769
00:42:16,298 --> 00:42:18,802
Are you and the mom
still, uh, cool or?
770
00:42:18,835 --> 00:42:20,737
Nah.
771
00:42:20,769 --> 00:42:22,639
Katie lives with
her up in Cleveland,
772
00:42:22,672 --> 00:42:24,608
but I still support her.
773
00:42:24,641 --> 00:42:28,244
That's why I got the job
protecting your bitch ass.
774
00:42:28,277 --> 00:42:31,681
What is, what is,
can we, think about...
775
00:42:31,715 --> 00:42:33,617
She's cool with it.
776
00:42:33,650 --> 00:42:35,818
She's used to it, anyways.
777
00:42:35,851 --> 00:42:37,353
Sometimes her classmates
make fun of her,
778
00:42:37,387 --> 00:42:38,856
but she's tough like
her old man, you know?
779
00:42:41,690 --> 00:42:44,160
I guess you sticking
around makes sense, too.
780
00:42:44,193 --> 00:42:46,128
I wouldn't want to leave the
carefree college days neither,
781
00:42:46,161 --> 00:42:48,030
you know?
782
00:42:48,063 --> 00:42:49,799
Not really like that.
783
00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:53,235
I mean, when everyone else was
studying abroad or partying,
784
00:42:53,268 --> 00:42:54,837
I was usually just
driving the bus,
785
00:42:54,871 --> 00:42:58,108
or I was with Amy,
watching the fucking
786
00:42:58,141 --> 00:43:00,844
"Notebook" or something.
787
00:43:00,876 --> 00:43:03,679
What do you have
against Ryan Gosling, yo?
788
00:43:03,713 --> 00:43:04,915
Nothing.
789
00:43:04,947 --> 00:43:05,915
He's fine.
790
00:43:05,949 --> 00:43:07,851
God damn right.
791
00:43:07,884 --> 00:43:10,052
He's super fine.
792
00:43:10,085 --> 00:43:13,222
And sexy.
793
00:43:13,255 --> 00:43:14,924
So why'd you stick around?
794
00:43:18,193 --> 00:43:20,262
You're like a ghost, man.
795
00:43:20,295 --> 00:43:21,797
You're not living in Kent.
796
00:43:21,831 --> 00:43:24,701
You're fucking haunting it.
797
00:43:24,733 --> 00:43:25,902
Look.
798
00:43:25,934 --> 00:43:26,903
What you need is a do-over.
799
00:43:30,206 --> 00:43:33,777
You see those 40s over
there, grab two bottles,
800
00:43:33,809 --> 00:43:35,244
and let's dip.
801
00:43:35,277 --> 00:43:37,213
No.
802
00:43:37,246 --> 00:43:40,182
I'm not st... stealing
40s with you.
803
00:43:40,215 --> 00:43:41,717
You want a fucking do-over?
804
00:43:41,751 --> 00:43:43,787
It starts with
those two bottles.
805
00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:47,758
Grab the two bottles
and let's dip.
806
00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:50,126
The guy's right
her... right there.
807
00:43:50,159 --> 00:43:51,193
He's sleeping.
808
00:43:51,226 --> 00:43:52,828
He won't even miss it.
809
00:43:52,862 --> 00:43:55,766
Quit being a bitch, grab
those 40s, and let's dip.
810
00:44:00,869 --> 00:44:01,704
Go.
811
00:44:04,740 --> 00:44:05,708
OK.
812
00:44:05,742 --> 00:44:06,810
Fine.
813
00:44:06,842 --> 00:44:09,879
Yeah.
814
00:44:22,858 --> 00:44:25,194
Hey, keeping
it safe out there, fuck chop?
815
00:44:25,228 --> 00:44:27,197
Yeah, yeah, Fred.
816
00:44:27,230 --> 00:44:29,800
You know it.
817
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,168
Hey, Fred!
818
00:44:31,201 --> 00:44:33,103
Who's the fuck chop now?
819
00:44:52,521 --> 00:44:53,757
No, no, no, no, no no!
820
00:44:53,789 --> 00:44:55,125
Absolutely not!
No, no, no, no.
821
00:44:55,157 --> 00:44:56,226
Pineapple, I'm still driving.
822
00:44:56,259 --> 00:44:57,226
Stop.
823
00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:59,262
Stop.
824
00:44:59,295 --> 00:45:00,197
Fuck you!
825
00:45:00,230 --> 00:45:01,731
Fuck you!
826
00:45:36,932 --> 00:45:39,302
Wait, wait.
827
00:45:39,335 --> 00:45:40,871
Why are we doing this again?
828
00:45:40,903 --> 00:45:42,472
Ladies love it.
829
00:45:42,505 --> 00:45:44,074
Here.
Swish.
830
00:45:44,106 --> 00:45:44,942
Swish with this.
831
00:45:48,811 --> 00:45:50,480
So you took all these photos?
832
00:45:53,983 --> 00:45:56,519
So that's Amy.
833
00:45:56,552 --> 00:45:59,288
Damn, son.
834
00:45:59,322 --> 00:46:01,258
Now I get it.
835
00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:04,094
Come on, man.
836
00:46:04,126 --> 00:46:05,427
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
837
00:46:05,460 --> 00:46:06,328
Let's do it.
Let's do it now.
838
00:46:06,362 --> 00:46:07,097
- I'm ready.
- OK.
839
00:46:10,333 --> 00:46:15,172
So in ancient times, they
used to pierce three times
840
00:46:15,204 --> 00:46:17,507
to reach a higher
plane of consciousness
841
00:46:17,539 --> 00:46:19,342
and to speak with gods.
842
00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:21,344
Is that gonna happen with me?
843
00:46:21,376 --> 00:46:27,116
Fuck if I know, but you'll
be an A plus muff diver.
844
00:46:27,150 --> 00:46:28,117
OK.
845
00:46:28,150 --> 00:46:28,985
Stick out your tongue.
846
00:46:32,355 --> 00:46:34,190
Is this gonna hurt?
847
00:46:34,224 --> 00:46:37,460
Not if you hold still, fucker.
848
00:46:37,492 --> 00:46:39,895
Ow.
849
00:46:39,929 --> 00:46:40,831
Ow.
850
00:46:40,864 --> 00:46:42,365
What did I just say?
851
00:46:44,367 --> 00:46:46,369
Stick your tongue out.
852
00:46:46,402 --> 00:46:48,137
Here you go.
853
00:46:48,170 --> 00:46:49,839
OK.
854
00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:50,874
One.
855
00:46:50,907 --> 00:46:52,042
Two.
856
00:46:53,009 --> 00:46:54,945
Ahh!
857
00:46:57,347 --> 00:46:59,282
Ow!
858
00:46:59,315 --> 00:47:00,851
Hey, why are we yelling?
859
00:47:00,884 --> 00:47:02,219
Oh, nope.
860
00:47:02,251 --> 00:47:03,186
I don't like blood.
861
00:47:03,219 --> 00:47:04,186
No, no, no, no.
862
00:47:04,219 --> 00:47:05,154
No.
863
00:47:05,188 --> 00:47:08,090
What the fuck was that?
864
00:47:08,123 --> 00:47:09,458
Oh, man.
865
00:47:09,492 --> 00:47:11,294
We almost got it.
866
00:47:11,327 --> 00:47:13,096
What?
I'm done.
867
00:47:13,128 --> 00:47:14,029
That hurt.
868
00:47:14,063 --> 00:47:14,965
Yo, Ted.
869
00:47:14,998 --> 00:47:15,898
What's up?
870
00:47:15,931 --> 00:47:16,599
Yeah.
871
00:47:16,632 --> 00:47:17,933
We just got here.
872
00:47:17,967 --> 00:47:19,536
Oh, and I got a homie with me.
873
00:47:19,568 --> 00:47:20,469
Yeah.
874
00:47:20,503 --> 00:47:21,972
I'll be right up.
875
00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:22,939
Yeah.
876
00:47:22,972 --> 00:47:24,074
He said it was cool, man.
877
00:47:24,106 --> 00:47:25,442
All right.
878
00:47:25,474 --> 00:47:26,375
He know I'm here?
879
00:47:26,409 --> 00:47:27,244
Yeah.
880
00:47:30,947 --> 00:47:32,282
What the fuck was that?
881
00:47:32,315 --> 00:47:33,250
Argh.
882
00:47:33,282 --> 00:47:34,217
College kids.
883
00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:37,554
They do this all the time.
884
00:47:37,586 --> 00:47:39,056
Oh, shit.
885
00:47:43,492 --> 00:47:46,028
Pineapple, what the
hell is this shit?
886
00:47:46,061 --> 00:47:48,664
Argh.
887
00:47:48,697 --> 00:47:50,067
God damn nerds.
888
00:47:55,271 --> 00:47:56,539
Yeah, it's right here.
889
00:48:00,175 --> 00:48:03,078
Check out her special lot.
890
00:48:03,112 --> 00:48:04,447
God damn it.
891
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:05,447
Come on.
892
00:48:05,481 --> 00:48:06,416
Jesus.
893
00:48:06,449 --> 00:48:09,351
Son of a b...
894
00:48:09,385 --> 00:48:10,420
Oh, hey.
895
00:48:10,452 --> 00:48:11,454
Come on in.
896
00:48:11,487 --> 00:48:12,456
Just threw in some bagel bites.
897
00:48:19,027 --> 00:48:20,462
So how you been, man?
898
00:48:20,496 --> 00:48:22,331
Pretty much incredible.
899
00:48:22,364 --> 00:48:24,700
Like, making bank nonstop
without even really
900
00:48:24,733 --> 00:48:26,936
trying, which is awesome.
901
00:48:26,969 --> 00:48:28,337
How about you, hot topic?
902
00:48:28,371 --> 00:48:32,142
Still, uh, living without
regret, or not so much?
903
00:48:32,175 --> 00:48:34,711
What's up with sugar smacks?
904
00:48:34,744 --> 00:48:36,112
Ah, man.
905
00:48:36,144 --> 00:48:37,380
He's cool.
He's with me.
906
00:48:37,413 --> 00:48:38,648
If you say so.
907
00:48:38,681 --> 00:48:40,317
I like your, uh, your place.
908
00:48:40,349 --> 00:48:41,217
It's cool.
909
00:48:41,250 --> 00:48:42,152
Yeah.
910
00:48:42,184 --> 00:48:43,353
It's pretty cool.
911
00:48:43,385 --> 00:48:45,255
What do you, um...
912
00:48:45,288 --> 00:48:47,523
what do you do with
all this stuff usually?
913
00:48:47,556 --> 00:48:50,326
eBay mostly on the deep web.
914
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,260
Yeah.
915
00:48:51,293 --> 00:48:52,161
You name it.
916
00:48:52,195 --> 00:48:53,163
Devo Ted has got it.
917
00:48:53,195 --> 00:48:54,163
Yeah.
918
00:48:54,197 --> 00:48:55,597
You want illegal fireworks?
919
00:48:55,630 --> 00:48:57,433
I could take down Key Tower
with what I'm packing.
920
00:48:57,467 --> 00:48:58,367
Laffy taffy?
921
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,002
Turkey jerky?
922
00:49:00,036 --> 00:49:02,304
I could choke out a bear
with what I got up in here.
923
00:49:02,338 --> 00:49:03,506
Energizing body wash?
924
00:49:03,539 --> 00:49:05,475
You won't sleep
for weeks, bitch.
925
00:49:08,677 --> 00:49:10,612
What is, what's this thing?
926
00:49:10,646 --> 00:49:12,615
Oh, that is the Flinger.
927
00:49:12,648 --> 00:49:14,451
It's a three-man water
balloon launcher.
928
00:49:14,483 --> 00:49:16,119
We used to mount
one to the window
929
00:49:16,152 --> 00:49:19,188
and launch canned hams
at my mom's boyfriends.
930
00:49:19,222 --> 00:49:20,690
The sound they made when
they hit the pavement
931
00:49:20,722 --> 00:49:23,092
was like a Hollywood punch.
932
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,127
No way.
933
00:49:24,159 --> 00:49:25,494
You calling me a liar?
934
00:49:33,769 --> 00:49:35,038
Dime bad, right?
935
00:49:35,070 --> 00:49:38,040
Yeah, man.
936
00:49:38,074 --> 00:49:42,112
What's... what's "Dev-o?"
937
00:49:42,144 --> 00:49:43,679
"Dee-vo."
938
00:49:43,713 --> 00:49:45,448
Devo Ted.
939
00:49:45,481 --> 00:49:48,718
Devo, the seminal art punk
band that began one town over.
940
00:49:48,751 --> 00:49:49,753
That... that one.
941
00:49:49,786 --> 00:49:51,054
That's who you're talking about?
942
00:49:51,086 --> 00:49:52,489
Ring a bell?
943
00:49:52,521 --> 00:49:55,357
Oh, oh, I saw the thing
with the... the... the flower
944
00:49:55,391 --> 00:49:56,760
pots on their head.
945
00:49:56,793 --> 00:49:57,660
Dude.
946
00:49:57,693 --> 00:49:59,062
I'm sorry.
947
00:49:59,094 --> 00:50:00,696
Devo fans hate it
when you only know
948
00:50:00,730 --> 00:50:02,398
them from the "Whip It" video.
949
00:50:02,431 --> 00:50:04,033
I will fucking stab you.
950
00:50:04,067 --> 00:50:05,335
Yo.
951
00:50:05,367 --> 00:50:07,202
Then you can forget
about the bagel bites.
952
00:50:07,235 --> 00:50:08,137
Dude.
953
00:50:08,170 --> 00:50:09,239
We're going to bounce.
954
00:50:09,271 --> 00:50:10,472
Thanks, man.
955
00:50:10,505 --> 00:50:12,474
Wait, whoa, whoa,
ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
956
00:50:12,507 --> 00:50:15,310
Slow down, Tokyo Drift.
957
00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:16,579
Cop a squat.
958
00:50:16,612 --> 00:50:17,514
Sit a spell.
959
00:50:17,547 --> 00:50:18,681
Oh.
960
00:50:18,713 --> 00:50:19,648
No, thanks.
961
00:50:19,681 --> 00:50:20,682
We've gotta go.
962
00:50:20,715 --> 00:50:21,585
We have an, we have an early.
963
00:50:31,226 --> 00:50:36,766
Not to shit on your
generation, but your generation
964
00:50:36,798 --> 00:50:39,302
basically sucks ass.
965
00:50:39,335 --> 00:50:42,172
It's like a bunch of zombies
staring at their video games
966
00:50:42,204 --> 00:50:43,405
or into their phones.
Hang on.
967
00:50:43,438 --> 00:50:44,440
I got a text message.
968
00:50:44,474 --> 00:50:46,409
I think it's Karen.
969
00:50:46,442 --> 00:50:50,280
We got doodads and
widgets of the wing wang.
970
00:50:50,313 --> 00:50:53,083
We've devolved as a species.
971
00:50:53,115 --> 00:50:57,820
That was Devo's whole
message, de-evolution.
972
00:50:57,853 --> 00:51:00,189
Their message is more
relevant today than ever.
973
00:51:00,222 --> 00:51:01,791
I mean, think about it.
974
00:51:01,824 --> 00:51:03,559
They go out on "Saturday Night
Live," and they're just like,
975
00:51:03,592 --> 00:51:05,861
wake the fuck up America.
976
00:51:05,894 --> 00:51:08,331
That was their whole thing.
977
00:51:08,364 --> 00:51:10,300
Freedom of choice.
978
00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:11,601
That's what we got.
979
00:51:11,634 --> 00:51:13,369
I mean, look at this fucker.
980
00:51:13,402 --> 00:51:16,106
Are you kidding me?
981
00:51:16,139 --> 00:51:19,742
I just realized your, your
hand, your hand tattoos.
982
00:51:19,775 --> 00:51:21,277
That's clever.
983
00:51:21,309 --> 00:51:22,813
The fuck is Celine Dion
talking about over here?
984
00:51:25,614 --> 00:51:26,882
You don't?
985
00:51:26,916 --> 00:51:29,219
Are you serious?
986
00:51:29,251 --> 00:51:30,853
What the fuck are
you talking about?
987
00:51:36,559 --> 00:51:37,560
Look.
988
00:51:37,592 --> 00:51:38,795
Put your hands together, dude.
989
00:51:38,827 --> 00:51:41,331
Devo Ted.
990
00:51:41,364 --> 00:51:42,331
Devoted.
991
00:51:42,364 --> 00:51:49,805
Holy... Devoted.
992
00:51:49,838 --> 00:51:51,141
How incredible is that?
993
00:51:51,173 --> 00:51:52,574
You've got to see
what my knuckles
994
00:51:52,608 --> 00:51:55,778
said, hiding in plain sight.
995
00:51:55,811 --> 00:51:58,780
You don't get stuff
like my new friend.
996
00:51:58,813 --> 00:52:01,384
Oh, God.
997
00:52:01,416 --> 00:52:05,487
That's cool.
998
00:52:05,521 --> 00:52:06,356
No idea.
999
00:52:18,733 --> 00:52:20,269
He's out.
1000
00:52:20,302 --> 00:52:23,239
Let's go.
1001
00:52:23,271 --> 00:52:24,641
Grab it.
1002
00:52:24,673 --> 00:52:26,608
I'll be right back.
1003
00:52:26,641 --> 00:52:28,210
Wait.
1004
00:52:28,244 --> 00:52:30,579
That's his bedroom.
1005
00:52:30,612 --> 00:52:31,947
What, no!
1006
00:52:31,981 --> 00:52:33,416
Pineapple!
1007
00:52:33,449 --> 00:52:36,186
He has a lot of cameras
and stuff in here.
1008
00:52:36,219 --> 00:52:36,920
He won't even miss it.
1009
00:52:39,688 --> 00:52:40,489
Jackpot.
1010
00:52:43,259 --> 00:52:43,894
Let's go.
1011
00:52:50,932 --> 00:52:52,367
Hurry up.
It's freezing.
1012
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,268
I got it.
1013
00:52:53,302 --> 00:52:54,704
I got it.
1014
00:52:54,737 --> 00:52:57,407
Spiral!
1015
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,208
How loud is this gonna be?
1016
00:53:02,577 --> 00:53:03,547
That's so loud.
1017
00:53:07,016 --> 00:53:09,686
This is awesome.
1018
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:10,920
Thank you, Devo Ted.
1019
00:53:10,952 --> 00:53:13,590
Thanks, Devo Ted.
1020
00:53:13,623 --> 00:53:14,691
We love you.
1021
00:53:14,724 --> 00:53:16,226
Devo Ted.
1022
00:53:16,259 --> 00:53:17,961
Devo Ted.
1023
00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:20,430
De...
1024
00:53:20,463 --> 00:53:21,364
Hi, ma.
1025
00:53:21,396 --> 00:53:22,599
Hey.
1026
00:53:22,632 --> 00:53:24,800
There's something
1027
00:53:24,833 --> 00:53:26,501
that I want to tell you, right?
1028
00:53:26,534 --> 00:53:32,007
Um, as much as I love you,
and I respect your opinions,
1029
00:53:32,041 --> 00:53:35,411
I also know how, judgemental
you can be, and...
1030
00:53:35,443 --> 00:53:36,913
God, I don't know
how to say this.
1031
00:53:36,945 --> 00:53:38,413
Um, I just... what the fuck?
1032
00:53:38,447 --> 00:53:39,349
Dude.
1033
00:53:39,382 --> 00:53:40,617
Your son's a homo.
1034
00:53:40,650 --> 00:53:41,550
Yeah.
1035
00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:43,385
Homo.
1036
00:53:43,418 --> 00:53:46,521
Oh, you knew?
1037
00:53:46,554 --> 00:53:49,024
Yeah, this is Pineapple.
1038
00:53:49,057 --> 00:53:50,960
Yeah, that's my name.
1039
00:53:50,992 --> 00:53:51,827
Just like the fruit.
1040
00:53:53,862 --> 00:53:54,864
Yeah.
1041
00:53:54,896 --> 00:53:55,831
Justin's gonna be OK, you know?
1042
00:54:09,545 --> 00:54:11,380
What did you say to them?
1043
00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:13,049
Your parents are rad.
1044
00:54:13,081 --> 00:54:14,817
We got a lunch date next week.
1045
00:54:14,849 --> 00:54:16,518
Well, you have to come out
to celebrate with us tonight.
1046
00:54:16,552 --> 00:54:17,954
Oh, yeah.
1047
00:54:17,987 --> 00:54:19,055
It's our friend Eric's
birthday, or his roommate's.
1048
00:54:19,088 --> 00:54:20,456
I don't remember.
1049
00:54:20,489 --> 00:54:21,590
Either way, the point
is it's a party.
1050
00:54:21,623 --> 00:54:22,924
And this bitch
is getting crunk.
1051
00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:24,726
Woo.
1052
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,462
Got to work, sorry.
1053
00:54:26,494 --> 00:54:27,797
Oh, you suck.
1054
00:54:27,829 --> 00:54:30,365
Let me know if you guys
need a ride later on.
1055
00:54:30,398 --> 00:54:32,301
Go to the party.
1056
00:54:32,335 --> 00:54:33,936
What about the bus?
1057
00:54:33,969 --> 00:54:35,070
- I'll handle the bus.
- All right.
1058
00:54:35,103 --> 00:54:35,971
Tick-tock, ladies.
1059
00:54:36,005 --> 00:54:37,539
Go ahead without me.
1060
00:54:37,572 --> 00:54:38,974
- I'll catch up.
- OK.
1061
00:54:39,007 --> 00:54:40,475
Bye.
1062
00:54:40,509 --> 00:54:42,778
If Fred finds out,
I'm gonna lose my job.
1063
00:54:42,811 --> 00:54:44,614
Who the fuck cares?
1064
00:54:44,646 --> 00:54:45,547
I care.
1065
00:54:45,581 --> 00:54:47,517
Do you?
1066
00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:49,818
Do you really care if you
lose this lame ass job?
1067
00:54:49,851 --> 00:54:51,019
All right.
You know what?
1068
00:54:51,052 --> 00:54:52,020
Actually, I'm going to run.
1069
00:54:52,054 --> 00:54:52,889
I'll see you.
1070
00:54:56,925 --> 00:55:00,395
Bitch.
1071
00:55:00,429 --> 00:55:01,331
Fine.
1072
00:55:04,367 --> 00:55:06,035
You sure you can
handle her on your own?
1073
00:55:11,606 --> 00:55:12,509
Kat, wait up.
1074
00:55:22,885 --> 00:55:25,355
So how's your, uh, how's
your museum project going?
1075
00:55:25,387 --> 00:55:27,123
It's all right.
1076
00:55:27,155 --> 00:55:29,092
It'll come together,
or it won't.
1077
00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:30,992
I don't know.
1078
00:55:31,025 --> 00:55:34,096
Either way, I just, I
don't wanna think about it.
1079
00:55:34,130 --> 00:55:35,731
Sorry.
Am I keeping you up?
1080
00:55:35,764 --> 00:55:36,766
Uh, no.
1081
00:55:36,798 --> 00:55:38,668
No, sorry, uh, Night Tara is.
1082
00:55:38,701 --> 00:55:39,635
Ha.
1083
00:55:39,668 --> 00:55:40,737
She was brutal last night.
1084
00:55:45,007 --> 00:55:46,476
How do you do that?
1085
00:56:13,101 --> 00:56:14,069
Of course.
1086
00:56:14,103 --> 00:56:14,938
Of course.
1087
00:56:21,543 --> 00:56:22,778
Hey, hey.
1088
00:56:22,811 --> 00:56:24,746
Drunk bus.
1089
00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:27,884
Someone get this guy a beer.
1090
00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:30,652
Do you know these people?
1091
00:56:30,686 --> 00:56:33,423
Your boyfriend,
he saved my life.
1092
00:56:33,456 --> 00:56:37,160
Probably just doing
my, my job or whatever.
1093
00:56:37,193 --> 00:56:38,428
Hey, hey.
1094
00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:39,161
You made it.
1095
00:56:39,195 --> 00:56:40,062
Wait.
1096
00:56:40,094 --> 00:56:40,996
Who's driving the bus?
1097
00:57:06,054 --> 00:57:07,556
Drunk bus!
1098
00:57:22,637 --> 00:57:24,606
Great shot, kid.
1099
00:57:24,639 --> 00:57:25,607
One in a million.
1100
00:57:25,641 --> 00:57:26,809
Two people who love Star Wars.
1101
00:57:26,842 --> 00:57:27,844
What are the odds?
1102
00:57:27,876 --> 00:57:29,679
Never tell me the odds.
1103
00:57:29,711 --> 00:57:31,980
Happy birthday...
1104
00:57:32,014 --> 00:57:34,182
I forgot this was
a birthday thing.
1105
00:57:34,215 --> 00:57:35,550
Me too.
1106
00:57:35,583 --> 00:57:39,621
Happy
birthday to you.
1107
00:57:39,655 --> 00:57:45,194
Happy birthday dear Todd.
1108
00:57:45,226 --> 00:57:51,067
Happy birthday to you.
1109
00:57:51,099 --> 00:57:53,702
You're all the friends
I never fucking wanted.
1110
00:57:53,735 --> 00:57:54,636
I mean that.
1111
00:57:54,670 --> 00:57:56,873
Now let's get fucked up!
1112
00:58:20,195 --> 00:58:22,798
What the fuck are you
doing here, bus bitch?
1113
00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:30,573
Ow!
1114
00:58:30,606 --> 00:58:31,741
Ow!
Fuck!
1115
00:58:31,773 --> 00:58:32,674
Ow!
1116
00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:34,309
My fucking nose.
1117
00:58:34,342 --> 00:58:35,545
It hurts so bad.
1118
00:58:35,577 --> 00:58:36,579
Yo.
1119
00:58:36,612 --> 00:58:37,313
What did you do to my boy, Todd?
1120
00:58:37,346 --> 00:58:39,014
My fucking nose.
1121
00:58:39,047 --> 00:58:40,115
My f... Ow!
1122
00:58:40,148 --> 00:58:40,983
Fuck!
1123
00:58:45,788 --> 00:58:47,322
Pick me up.
1124
00:58:47,356 --> 00:58:49,191
Fucking bitch.
1125
00:58:49,224 --> 00:58:50,726
Get me out.
1126
00:58:50,759 --> 00:58:53,829
Get me outta here Take
me fucking outta here.
1127
00:58:53,862 --> 00:58:55,764
Get me the fuck outta here.
1128
00:59:29,764 --> 00:59:31,766
How'd you figure
out the marquee?
1129
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,704
I've got mad skills, homie.
1130
00:59:34,737 --> 00:59:35,771
Holy shit.
1131
00:59:35,804 --> 00:59:36,939
What happened to your face?
1132
00:59:36,972 --> 00:59:39,775
I ran into Todd with my head.
1133
00:59:39,807 --> 00:59:41,577
Oh, awesome.
1134
00:59:44,246 --> 00:59:47,148
So how was it, killer?
1135
00:59:47,181 --> 00:59:48,850
It fucking hurts.
1136
00:59:48,884 --> 00:59:51,253
It hurts so bad.
1137
00:59:51,286 --> 00:59:52,855
How do you do that?
1138
00:59:52,887 --> 00:59:54,690
You're supposed to use
your head, not your face.
1139
00:59:54,722 --> 00:59:55,724
I broke his nose.
1140
00:59:55,757 --> 00:59:56,625
Oh.
1141
00:59:56,659 --> 00:59:57,393
Fuck yeah.
1142
00:59:57,425 --> 00:59:58,960
Ah, come on, dude.
1143
00:59:58,994 --> 01:00:01,931
Fuck chop nothing
to fuck with.
1144
01:00:01,963 --> 01:00:05,400
Kat got all freaked out.
1145
01:00:05,434 --> 01:00:06,902
Everyone else got
all freaked out.
1146
01:00:06,934 --> 01:00:08,938
It was awful.
1147
01:00:08,971 --> 01:00:10,206
Ah.
1148
01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:12,675
Don't worry about that, man.
1149
01:00:12,708 --> 01:00:14,677
At least you'll have a
kickass story about that scar.
1150
01:00:20,114 --> 01:00:21,850
You're going to need
stitches, homie.
1151
01:00:21,884 --> 01:00:24,186
I'd do it myself, but I
ain't got anything on me.
1152
01:00:24,219 --> 01:00:25,954
Hey.
1153
01:00:25,987 --> 01:00:30,158
Totally interrupting, um, I
could do you back in my place.
1154
01:00:30,192 --> 01:00:31,092
Uh, sorry.
1155
01:00:33,461 --> 01:00:36,065
I'm a nursing major,
so I could stitch
1156
01:00:36,097 --> 01:00:37,766
you up if you want skip the ER.
1157
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:39,735
No, I'm good, thanks.
1158
01:00:39,768 --> 01:00:41,670
Cool.
1159
01:00:41,704 --> 01:00:43,839
What the fuck is
wrong with you, man?
1160
01:00:43,871 --> 01:00:44,773
Shh.
1161
01:00:44,806 --> 01:00:45,907
Dude.
1162
01:00:45,940 --> 01:00:47,108
I just want this
night to be over.
1163
01:00:47,141 --> 01:00:48,143
Do you want to be
a virgin forever?
1164
01:00:48,177 --> 01:00:49,045
Shh.
1165
01:00:49,077 --> 01:00:50,211
Come on.
1166
01:00:50,244 --> 01:00:51,713
Shh.
1167
01:00:51,746 --> 01:00:53,014
I don't even know this girl.
1168
01:00:53,047 --> 01:00:54,716
She doesn't really seem
like my type either.
1169
01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:57,318
Virgins don't have types.
1170
01:00:57,351 --> 01:01:00,288
Now, listen, you're going
to go back with that girl.
1171
01:01:00,322 --> 01:01:03,459
She's going to stitch
your face, and then she's
1172
01:01:03,492 --> 01:01:06,896
going to sit on your face.
1173
01:01:06,929 --> 01:01:09,197
And listen, when
you're doing it,
1174
01:01:09,231 --> 01:01:10,800
focus on something in
the room, all right?
1175
01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:12,768
You don't want to blow
your wad too soon.
1176
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:13,802
Hey.
1177
01:01:13,835 --> 01:01:15,704
Seriously, let me look at that.
1178
01:01:15,737 --> 01:01:16,338
Come here.
1179
01:01:22,411 --> 01:01:23,311
What'd you do?
1180
01:01:26,481 --> 01:01:27,349
See.
1181
01:01:27,382 --> 01:01:29,251
It's not so bad, right?
1182
01:01:29,284 --> 01:01:31,921
Imagine how good I'd be if
I didn't have any beers.
1183
01:01:31,954 --> 01:01:32,855
What?
1184
01:01:32,887 --> 01:01:33,788
I'm joking.
1185
01:01:33,822 --> 01:01:35,458
I only had four.
1186
01:01:35,490 --> 01:01:39,394
Oh, right.
1187
01:01:39,427 --> 01:01:42,498
So you like Sister Oblivion?
1188
01:01:42,530 --> 01:01:44,467
Yeah.
1189
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,168
Hank's my fave.
1190
01:01:46,201 --> 01:01:48,369
I used to be into
crap like that?
1191
01:01:48,402 --> 01:01:49,838
Yeah?
1192
01:01:49,871 --> 01:01:51,339
Like what?
1193
01:01:51,373 --> 01:01:54,342
Photography, sort of.
1194
01:01:54,376 --> 01:01:55,277
Cool.
1195
01:01:55,309 --> 01:01:56,445
What kind?
1196
01:01:56,478 --> 01:01:59,181
Just Polaroids, but
my camera broke.
1197
01:01:59,213 --> 01:02:01,083
I never fixed it.
1198
01:02:01,115 --> 01:02:03,018
Why not?
1199
01:02:03,050 --> 01:02:04,353
Oh.
1200
01:02:04,385 --> 01:02:05,820
I don't know.
1201
01:02:05,853 --> 01:02:06,955
I don't why.
1202
01:02:06,989 --> 01:02:08,289
I just didn't feel
like doing it...
1203
01:02:08,322 --> 01:02:10,291
Sounds like you're depressed.
1204
01:02:10,324 --> 01:02:11,760
Ow.
Ow.
1205
01:02:11,793 --> 01:02:12,193
Oh.
Sorry.
1206
01:02:12,226 --> 01:02:14,797
Sorry.
1207
01:02:14,829 --> 01:02:18,099
I don't feel depressed really.
1208
01:02:18,132 --> 01:02:19,400
None?
1209
01:02:19,434 --> 01:02:20,836
Yeah.
1210
01:02:20,869 --> 01:02:21,836
Oh.
1211
01:02:21,869 --> 01:02:23,204
Good?
1212
01:02:23,237 --> 01:02:24,740
All better.
1213
01:02:43,090 --> 01:02:46,795
All right, so I'm on the
pill, but I won't be offended
1214
01:02:46,829 --> 01:02:48,230
if you use a condom, OK?
1215
01:02:48,262 --> 01:02:49,766
Oh, um, OK.
1216
01:02:57,438 --> 01:02:58,373
You cold?
1217
01:02:58,407 --> 01:02:59,307
What?
1218
01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:00,509
No.
1219
01:03:00,541 --> 01:03:01,442
Why?
1220
01:03:01,476 --> 01:03:03,979
'Cause you're shaking.
1221
01:03:04,012 --> 01:03:04,914
So good.
1222
01:03:04,947 --> 01:03:05,548
OK.
1223
01:03:17,425 --> 01:03:19,295
Did you just come?
1224
01:03:24,398 --> 01:03:27,068
I, I'm so, I'm, I'm so sorry.
1225
01:03:27,101 --> 01:03:28,403
It's OK.
1226
01:03:28,436 --> 01:03:31,873
Just finger bang me, and
we can try again later.
1227
01:03:31,907 --> 01:03:32,975
Oh, OK.
1228
01:03:38,313 --> 01:03:40,015
- Li... like that?
- Yeah, but shh.
1229
01:03:40,047 --> 01:03:40,982
Shut up.
1230
01:03:41,016 --> 01:03:41,983
Sorry.
1231
01:03:42,016 --> 01:03:44,953
Shh.
1232
01:04:03,170 --> 01:04:04,505
I want you inside me.
1233
01:04:04,539 --> 01:04:05,441
What?
1234
01:04:08,510 --> 01:04:09,412
Are you OK?
1235
01:04:16,018 --> 01:04:19,454
Remember to focus
on something in the room, yo.
1236
01:04:27,061 --> 01:04:30,632
Fornicate this woman.
1237
01:04:30,666 --> 01:04:33,903
She needs you.
1238
01:04:33,936 --> 01:04:36,438
Yeah.
1239
01:04:36,471 --> 01:04:37,373
Yeah.
1240
01:04:37,405 --> 01:04:38,273
This feels great.
1241
01:04:38,306 --> 01:04:39,641
That feels so good.
1242
01:04:39,675 --> 01:04:40,576
Yeah.
1243
01:04:40,608 --> 01:04:41,911
That feels so good.
1244
01:04:41,943 --> 01:04:43,112
Too much.
1245
01:04:43,144 --> 01:04:44,246
Too much, no.
1246
01:04:52,487 --> 01:04:56,125
Are you OK?
1247
01:04:56,157 --> 01:04:57,125
Yeah.
1248
01:04:57,159 --> 01:04:58,027
What?
1249
01:04:58,059 --> 01:05:00,429
Do it just like that.
1250
01:05:00,461 --> 01:05:02,398
Shut up!
1251
01:05:02,431 --> 01:05:05,266
Tell them to fuck off.
1252
01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:06,568
Fuck off.
1253
01:05:06,601 --> 01:05:07,436
Yeah.
1254
01:05:10,706 --> 01:05:13,075
Why are you doing this to me?
1255
01:05:13,108 --> 01:05:15,044
Say my name.
1256
01:05:15,077 --> 01:05:16,078
Say my name.
1257
01:05:24,418 --> 01:05:25,554
Tara.
1258
01:05:25,586 --> 01:05:26,554
Shut the fuck up.
1259
01:05:26,588 --> 01:05:28,157
I'm trying to sleep.
1260
01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:29,557
Tara?
1261
01:05:29,590 --> 01:05:31,527
She's Night... she's Night...
1262
01:05:31,559 --> 01:05:32,460
Night Tara?
1263
01:05:56,385 --> 01:05:57,353
You're an asshole.
1264
01:06:05,659 --> 01:06:06,627
Sorry.
1265
01:06:06,661 --> 01:06:07,628
Didn't mean to wake you.
1266
01:07:38,519 --> 01:07:39,487
Coming.
1267
01:07:39,521 --> 01:07:40,489
My God.
1268
01:07:40,521 --> 01:07:41,423
I'm sick of this.
1269
01:07:44,492 --> 01:07:45,360
Just you?
1270
01:07:45,393 --> 01:07:46,228
Yeah.
1271
01:07:58,639 --> 01:08:01,576
Dime bag, right?
1272
01:08:01,610 --> 01:08:03,612
The hell happened to your face?
1273
01:08:03,644 --> 01:08:05,514
You don't wanna know.
1274
01:08:05,547 --> 01:08:07,382
Looks like Pineapple's work.
1275
01:08:07,414 --> 01:08:08,349
Yeah.
1276
01:08:08,382 --> 01:08:11,552
Kind of.
1277
01:08:11,585 --> 01:08:15,623
So whose idea
was the fireworks?
1278
01:08:15,657 --> 01:08:16,891
Yeah.
1279
01:08:16,925 --> 01:08:19,261
I know about that,
you little shit ball.
1280
01:08:19,293 --> 01:08:20,761
It was Pine's idea, wasn't it?
1281
01:08:20,795 --> 01:08:23,532
You can't trust that dude
as far as you can throw him.
1282
01:08:23,564 --> 01:08:25,366
He's probably been telling
you all sorts of shit
1283
01:08:25,399 --> 01:08:27,402
about Samoa, too.
1284
01:08:27,435 --> 01:08:28,537
What?
1285
01:08:28,569 --> 01:08:31,439
He's from Buffalo.
1286
01:08:31,472 --> 01:08:33,141
I think one of his
grandparents might
1287
01:08:33,175 --> 01:08:37,613
have lived in Samoa or New
Zealand a million years ago.
1288
01:08:37,645 --> 01:08:38,679
What?
1289
01:08:38,712 --> 01:08:39,648
What are you talking about?
1290
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:41,449
Ask him.
1291
01:08:41,483 --> 01:08:45,287
He didn't get those tattoos in
some ancient island ceremony.
1292
01:08:45,319 --> 01:08:47,588
He got them at
Show Us Your Tats.
1293
01:08:47,622 --> 01:08:51,193
It's like the Supercuts
of tattoo parlors.
1294
01:08:51,225 --> 01:08:54,195
I don't even think he's
seen an ocean up close.
1295
01:08:54,229 --> 01:08:56,765
Wha... no.
1296
01:08:56,797 --> 01:08:58,466
Why would he lie about that?
1297
01:08:58,500 --> 01:08:59,635
Look.
1298
01:08:59,667 --> 01:09:02,170
Everyone's got
their reasons, man.
1299
01:09:02,203 --> 01:09:03,938
Looking like he does,
he gets to be special.
1300
01:09:03,971 --> 01:09:07,475
He gets to be Pineapple,
the punk rock Samoan.
1301
01:09:07,509 --> 01:09:10,578
When deep down inside, he
knows he'll always basically
1302
01:09:10,612 --> 01:09:13,748
be Greg, the deadbeat
dad, the nursing
1303
01:09:13,782 --> 01:09:16,818
school dropout from Buffalo.
1304
01:09:16,850 --> 01:09:18,353
No.
1305
01:09:18,386 --> 01:09:20,522
He se... he sends money
to his kid every week.
1306
01:09:20,555 --> 01:09:24,592
Yeah, and I got a
9-foot dingle dangle.
1307
01:09:24,626 --> 01:09:25,561
Here.
1308
01:09:25,594 --> 01:09:26,828
It's on our mutual friend.
1309
01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:36,605
Well, I'm going to go.
1310
01:09:36,637 --> 01:09:37,672
Uh, whoa, whoa.
1311
01:09:37,706 --> 01:09:38,606
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1312
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:39,541
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
1313
01:09:39,573 --> 01:09:40,576
Ah.
1314
01:09:40,609 --> 01:09:42,945
I can make us some bagel bites.
1315
01:09:42,978 --> 01:09:44,813
Bagel bites sound good?
1316
01:09:44,845 --> 01:09:48,316
It's like a small bagel
pizza..
1317
01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:49,818
It's nice.
1318
01:09:49,850 --> 01:09:50,751
All right.
1319
01:09:50,784 --> 01:09:51,653
I thought so.
1320
01:09:51,685 --> 01:09:53,889
That's my guy.
1321
01:09:53,921 --> 01:09:56,557
You remind me a lot of
myself when I was your age.
1322
01:09:56,591 --> 01:09:59,328
I didn't always have
my shit together.
1323
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:00,595
Yeah.
1324
01:10:00,628 --> 01:10:02,997
They'll tell you to
graduate, get a job,
1325
01:10:03,030 --> 01:10:08,569
marry within or above your
socioeconomic bracket.
1326
01:10:08,603 --> 01:10:11,440
Next thing you know, you're
saddled with a mortgage,
1327
01:10:11,472 --> 01:10:13,708
and you're passing all this
shit your dad laid on to you
1328
01:10:13,742 --> 01:10:16,244
on to your own kid.
1329
01:10:16,278 --> 01:10:17,412
The American dream.
1330
01:10:17,444 --> 01:10:20,282
Just add water.
1331
01:10:20,314 --> 01:10:21,716
Oh, fuck the world.
1332
01:10:30,524 --> 01:10:33,862
So how was it last night?
1333
01:10:33,895 --> 01:10:36,398
Oh, it was great.
1334
01:10:36,430 --> 01:10:38,933
Woke up in the middle of the
night with her on top of me.
1335
01:10:38,966 --> 01:10:40,469
One minute we're doing
it, the next she's
1336
01:10:40,502 --> 01:10:42,804
scratching and flailing
around in my face,
1337
01:10:42,837 --> 01:10:45,340
screaming like a
fucking psycho person.
1338
01:10:45,372 --> 01:10:47,475
Freaky deaky.
1339
01:10:47,509 --> 01:10:48,577
Freaky.
1340
01:10:48,609 --> 01:10:49,543
Felony.
1341
01:10:49,577 --> 01:10:50,412
Who's to say?
1342
01:10:58,819 --> 01:11:00,421
Bob, will you get on the bus?
1343
01:11:00,454 --> 01:11:02,923
It's freezing.
1344
01:11:02,957 --> 01:11:04,426
Damn.
1345
01:11:04,458 --> 01:11:05,860
Dude doesn't give a fuck.
1346
01:11:05,894 --> 01:11:09,530
Bob, will you just
get on the bus, please?
1347
01:11:09,564 --> 01:11:11,733
Fuck you.
1348
01:11:11,765 --> 01:11:13,301
You know what?
1349
01:11:13,335 --> 01:11:14,869
Fuck you, Bob.
1350
01:11:14,903 --> 01:11:16,605
I think this is all an act.
1351
01:11:16,637 --> 01:11:17,905
Do you hear me?
1352
01:11:17,939 --> 01:11:20,809
If I'm wrong, tell me different.
1353
01:11:20,841 --> 01:11:21,809
I'm not buying it anymore.
1354
01:11:21,842 --> 01:11:22,711
Dude.
1355
01:11:22,743 --> 01:11:23,944
Lay off.
1356
01:11:23,978 --> 01:11:24,880
Give him a break.
1357
01:11:24,912 --> 01:11:26,414
No.
1358
01:11:26,448 --> 01:11:27,816
You know, I think he's
a fucking liar like you.
1359
01:11:27,849 --> 01:11:28,949
What?
1360
01:11:28,983 --> 01:11:30,485
If I'm wrong,
tell me I'm wrong.
1361
01:11:41,563 --> 01:11:42,431
Fuck you.
1362
01:11:45,899 --> 01:11:46,867
You know what?
1363
01:11:46,900 --> 01:11:48,369
I'm done with this guy.
1364
01:12:08,088 --> 01:12:09,957
Yo.
1365
01:12:09,990 --> 01:12:11,926
You going to tell me why you
called me a liar or what?
1366
01:12:15,764 --> 01:12:17,532
Give me the phone, Pineapple.
1367
01:12:17,564 --> 01:12:19,433
You're texting Amy?
1368
01:12:19,466 --> 01:12:20,469
Come on.
1369
01:12:20,502 --> 01:12:21,837
Give me my phone now, please.
1370
01:12:21,869 --> 01:12:22,738
No.
1371
01:12:22,770 --> 01:12:25,773
You can't be trusted.
1372
01:12:25,806 --> 01:12:27,943
You want to talk about trust?
1373
01:12:27,975 --> 01:12:29,710
You pressured me to
go to that party,
1374
01:12:29,743 --> 01:12:31,579
which was a complete disaster.
1375
01:12:31,613 --> 01:12:33,081
Then you tell me that
I need to get laid,
1376
01:12:33,113 --> 01:12:35,149
which is an even
bigger disaster.
1377
01:12:35,182 --> 01:12:36,984
I didn't hold a
gun to your head.
1378
01:12:37,018 --> 01:12:38,587
God.
1379
01:12:38,619 --> 01:12:40,956
You're just this massive
pile of walking bullshit,
1380
01:12:40,988 --> 01:12:43,391
and you tell me to make
decisions and do things.
1381
01:12:43,425 --> 01:12:45,427
You don't fucking do anything.
1382
01:12:45,460 --> 01:12:46,595
You could be saving
lives, but you
1383
01:12:46,627 --> 01:12:49,096
just fuck around and get high.
1384
01:12:49,130 --> 01:12:51,666
In Samoa, there's a saying.
1385
01:12:52,900 --> 01:12:55,069
Shut the fuck up.
1386
01:12:55,103 --> 01:12:56,538
- No one cares.
- No.
1387
01:12:56,570 --> 01:12:57,372
You're wrong.
1388
01:13:01,443 --> 01:13:03,078
You're not even from Samoa.
1389
01:13:03,110 --> 01:13:04,779
You've never even been there.
1390
01:13:04,813 --> 01:13:07,047
Who told you that?
1391
01:13:07,081 --> 01:13:08,115
Let me guess.
1392
01:13:08,149 --> 01:13:10,852
It was Devo Ted, wasn't it?
1393
01:13:10,885 --> 01:13:12,788
That mother fucker
is responsible for...
1394
01:13:12,820 --> 01:13:13,988
Oh.
1395
01:13:14,021 --> 01:13:15,689
What do you know
about responsibility?
1396
01:13:15,722 --> 01:13:17,958
Plenty.
1397
01:13:17,992 --> 01:13:19,927
That's not what I heard.
1398
01:13:19,961 --> 01:13:23,164
What'd you hear?
1399
01:13:23,198 --> 01:13:24,900
Just give me my phone.
1400
01:13:24,932 --> 01:13:27,702
Give me my phone,
and I'll tell you.
1401
01:13:27,734 --> 01:13:30,572
What'd you hear?
1402
01:13:30,604 --> 01:13:31,505
Yo.
1403
01:13:31,538 --> 01:13:32,541
Dick.
1404
01:13:32,573 --> 01:13:33,808
What'd you hear?
1405
01:13:33,841 --> 01:13:35,576
That you're a fucking
deadbeat dad, OK?
1406
01:13:39,814 --> 01:13:41,483
What the hell, man?
1407
01:13:41,515 --> 01:13:48,723
What the... Pine, stop.
1408
01:13:51,693 --> 01:13:54,796
You want to lecture
me about responsibility?
1409
01:13:54,828 --> 01:13:58,500
Try working two fucking
jobs, living in a shithole
1410
01:13:58,533 --> 01:14:00,101
just so my kid could eat.
1411
01:14:00,134 --> 01:14:04,605
I may not be first generation
Samoan, but I love my daughter!
1412
01:14:04,639 --> 01:14:05,440
OK.
1413
01:14:13,614 --> 01:14:14,782
I don't need this.
1414
01:14:48,015 --> 01:14:49,149
Look.
1415
01:14:49,182 --> 01:14:50,051
I know about Todd.
1416
01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:51,552
Who?
1417
01:14:51,586 --> 01:14:55,023
The guy that
you had sex with.
1418
01:14:55,055 --> 01:14:57,192
Is he a Ginger?
1419
01:14:57,225 --> 01:14:58,126
Yes.
1420
01:14:58,158 --> 01:14:59,728
OK.
1421
01:14:59,761 --> 01:15:01,930
So we, we talked once at
a party after we broke up,
1422
01:15:01,962 --> 01:15:03,697
but that was it.
1423
01:15:03,730 --> 01:15:05,800
You seriously think I would
lose my virginity to a stranger?
1424
01:15:09,737 --> 01:15:10,639
Look.
1425
01:15:10,671 --> 01:15:13,974
I... I felt so bad.
1426
01:15:14,007 --> 01:15:17,878
I... I feel so bad about
what happened with us.
1427
01:15:17,912 --> 01:15:20,115
Michael, I knew you were never
going to move to New York.
1428
01:15:20,148 --> 01:15:21,716
You never asked me.
1429
01:15:21,748 --> 01:15:22,650
Come on.
1430
01:15:22,684 --> 01:15:24,753
Be real.
1431
01:15:24,786 --> 01:15:26,621
You're terrified of the
unknown, and you can't make
1432
01:15:26,654 --> 01:15:28,156
a decision to save your life.
1433
01:15:28,189 --> 01:15:30,225
That's not true.
1434
01:15:30,257 --> 01:15:33,060
Uh, when you texted
me back, how long did it
1435
01:15:33,094 --> 01:15:36,765
take you to actually hit send?
1436
01:15:36,797 --> 01:15:39,233
It's who you are, and that's OK.
1437
01:15:39,266 --> 01:15:40,268
You would have hated New York.
1438
01:15:40,301 --> 01:15:42,637
It's not for everyone.
1439
01:15:42,670 --> 01:15:43,771
Not even me.
1440
01:15:43,805 --> 01:15:45,574
I thought you loved it there.
1441
01:15:45,606 --> 01:15:48,009
I did.
1442
01:15:48,042 --> 01:15:54,950
I did, but everyone and
everything moves so fast,
1443
01:15:54,983 --> 01:15:56,650
and I missed home.
1444
01:15:56,684 --> 01:15:58,587
And I missed you.
1445
01:16:02,055 --> 01:16:03,924
And I got fired.
1446
01:16:03,957 --> 01:16:04,960
Yeah.
1447
01:16:04,993 --> 01:16:07,162
I didn't want anyone to know.
1448
01:16:07,194 --> 01:16:10,064
It's been a rough couple
of months actually.
1449
01:16:10,097 --> 01:16:15,136
So with my tail tucked between
my legs, I am moving back.
1450
01:16:18,706 --> 01:16:20,141
So I've got a
couple of job leads,
1451
01:16:20,173 --> 01:16:21,376
and my parents
are going to float
1452
01:16:21,408 --> 01:16:22,710
me till I get back on my feet.
1453
01:16:25,380 --> 01:16:27,916
Are you going to make me say it?
1454
01:16:27,948 --> 01:16:30,951
Say what?
1455
01:16:30,984 --> 01:16:36,390
I was hoping we could
pick up where we left off.
1456
01:16:36,423 --> 01:16:39,894
Where we left off was
you breaking my heart
1457
01:16:39,926 --> 01:16:41,328
and fucking another guy.
1458
01:16:41,362 --> 01:16:45,233
I just said that
that wasn't true.
1459
01:16:45,265 --> 01:16:48,168
I'm serious about
setting down roots.
1460
01:16:48,202 --> 01:16:50,606
You know, here with you.
1461
01:16:55,076 --> 01:16:57,811
And I've given it
a lot of thought,
1462
01:16:57,845 --> 01:17:00,615
and I think we should have sex.
1463
01:17:03,885 --> 01:17:05,686
Not, not like now.
1464
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:06,421
I know.
1465
01:17:06,453 --> 01:17:07,721
But yeah.
1466
01:17:07,755 --> 01:17:09,757
Soon.
1467
01:17:09,791 --> 01:17:14,095
I can be at the Student
Center tomorrow around 11:30.
1468
01:17:14,127 --> 01:17:16,398
If you want some
company on the loop.
1469
01:17:16,430 --> 01:17:19,366
I can bring an overnight bag.
1470
01:17:19,399 --> 01:17:21,869
Oh.
1471
01:17:21,903 --> 01:17:26,274
What about, like,
the... the... the Lord?
1472
01:17:26,306 --> 01:17:27,207
Oh.
1473
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:28,342
Yeah.
1474
01:17:28,376 --> 01:17:30,412
I've, I've thought
about that too.
1475
01:17:30,444 --> 01:17:34,682
I think He would prefer that we
do it than with some strangers.
1476
01:17:34,716 --> 01:17:36,218
Especially, you know,
since we're back together.
1477
01:17:39,119 --> 01:17:41,390
Are we back together?
1478
01:18:05,512 --> 01:18:07,849
Hey,
you sitting down?
1479
01:18:07,881 --> 01:18:08,750
Yeah.
1480
01:18:08,783 --> 01:18:10,485
I'm driving.
1481
01:18:10,518 --> 01:18:12,886
- I
- just got some bad news.
1482
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,855
You're sitting, right?
1483
01:18:14,889 --> 01:18:17,958
Fred, I'm really
not in the mood.
1484
01:18:17,992 --> 01:18:19,994
Fuck You Bob.
1485
01:18:20,027 --> 01:18:22,297
He died last night.
1486
01:18:22,329 --> 01:18:24,231
They found the poor
guy frozen to death
1487
01:18:24,265 --> 01:18:27,235
like a bearded Popsicle
on the side of the road.
1488
01:18:27,268 --> 01:18:30,270
The battery in his
wheelchair must've gave out.
1489
01:18:30,304 --> 01:18:32,740
Guy had no family.
1490
01:18:32,774 --> 01:18:35,243
It's a real shame.
1491
01:18:35,275 --> 01:18:36,377
Circle of life, I suppose.
1492
01:18:46,052 --> 01:18:49,157
Everyone, get off the bus.
1493
01:18:49,189 --> 01:18:50,157
Get off the bus now.
1494
01:18:50,190 --> 01:18:51,091
I'm not kidding.
1495
01:18:51,125 --> 01:18:53,427
Get off my bus.
1496
01:18:53,461 --> 01:18:54,496
Sorry, yeah.
1497
01:18:54,529 --> 01:18:56,164
Get off the bus.
1498
01:18:56,197 --> 01:18:57,298
This god damn kid.
1499
01:19:01,868 --> 01:19:02,804
Ah!
1500
01:19:02,837 --> 01:19:04,106
Get off the bus!
1501
01:19:07,908 --> 01:19:08,777
What are you?
1502
01:19:08,810 --> 01:19:09,511
A zombie?
1503
01:19:09,543 --> 01:19:12,479
Get off the fucking bus!
1504
01:19:12,512 --> 01:19:14,181
Are you on or off?
1505
01:19:14,215 --> 01:19:18,119
I want to see
how this plays out.
1506
01:19:18,152 --> 01:19:18,953
Where are we?
1507
01:19:40,841 --> 01:19:41,509
Damn it!
1508
01:19:44,612 --> 01:19:47,382
Why would I leave him
out there like that?
1509
01:19:47,414 --> 01:19:48,884
I'm so stupid.
1510
01:19:53,287 --> 01:19:55,390
Uh, this is all my fault.
1511
01:19:55,422 --> 01:19:58,492
You're giving yourself
way too much credit.
1512
01:19:58,525 --> 01:20:00,028
Dude was old as fuck.
1513
01:20:00,060 --> 01:20:01,195
This is not a joke.
1514
01:20:01,229 --> 01:20:02,497
I'm talking about
someone's life.
1515
01:20:02,529 --> 01:20:03,398
Yeah.
1516
01:20:03,430 --> 01:20:04,364
It was his choice.
1517
01:20:04,398 --> 01:20:05,600
He decided that.
1518
01:20:05,632 --> 01:20:07,202
Now what the fuck
are we doing here?
1519
01:20:11,072 --> 01:20:11,972
I don't know.
1520
01:20:12,006 --> 01:20:14,209
I just... I...
1521
01:20:14,242 --> 01:20:17,512
I know nothing about
the guy, and now...
1522
01:20:17,545 --> 01:20:18,846
and now he's dead because of me.
1523
01:20:21,582 --> 01:20:24,018
Look.
1524
01:20:24,051 --> 01:20:28,189
Maybe Fuck You Bob was Fuck You
Bob just to get through life.
1525
01:20:28,221 --> 01:20:30,057
You know, some of us lie.
1526
01:20:30,091 --> 01:20:32,994
Some of us say fuck
you to everybody.
1527
01:20:33,027 --> 01:20:34,395
Some of us drive
around in circles.
1528
01:20:34,427 --> 01:20:35,262
You feel me?
1529
01:20:39,966 --> 01:20:43,003
All right?
1530
01:20:43,037 --> 01:20:43,905
OK.
1531
01:20:43,938 --> 01:20:44,573
Move.
1532
01:21:36,256 --> 01:21:37,591
Yo, dude.
1533
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:38,426
Come over here.
1534
01:22:02,382 --> 01:22:04,118
Did he do all
this from memory?
1535
01:22:15,529 --> 01:22:19,033
Holy shit.
1536
01:22:19,065 --> 01:22:19,733
Yo.
1537
01:22:19,766 --> 01:22:20,601
Check this out.
1538
01:22:39,119 --> 01:22:42,489
Your nipple looks
like a ball sack.
1539
01:22:42,523 --> 01:22:45,092
That's accurate.
1540
01:22:45,126 --> 01:22:47,595
Man, Fuck You Bob
was one sick puppy.
1541
01:22:47,627 --> 01:22:50,163
He had a name.
1542
01:22:50,197 --> 01:22:52,100
Robert Birch.
1543
01:22:52,132 --> 01:22:55,269
I like Fuck You Bob better.
1544
01:22:55,301 --> 01:22:57,572
Man, I wonder what's going
to happen to all of these.
1545
01:22:57,604 --> 01:22:59,439
He had no family, right?
1546
01:22:59,472 --> 01:23:01,242
I don't know.
1547
01:23:01,274 --> 01:23:06,279
I'm guessing the state of the
school's going to toss it all.
1548
01:23:06,313 --> 01:23:08,016
Man, fuck that.
1549
01:23:10,751 --> 01:23:11,652
Yeah.
1550
01:23:11,685 --> 01:23:12,553
You know what?
1551
01:23:12,586 --> 01:23:13,488
Fuck that.
1552
01:23:24,765 --> 01:23:26,300
Hey, come here.
1553
01:23:26,332 --> 01:23:27,768
Oh, my God.
1554
01:23:27,801 --> 01:23:30,170
What do you want?
1555
01:23:30,203 --> 01:23:31,104
Just come here.
1556
01:23:31,137 --> 01:23:32,707
We're busy.
1557
01:23:32,739 --> 01:23:33,707
What?
1558
01:23:33,740 --> 01:23:36,210
I said we're fucking busy.
1559
01:23:36,243 --> 01:23:38,112
Doing what?
1560
01:23:38,145 --> 01:23:39,814
What do you want?
1561
01:23:39,846 --> 01:23:42,149
I got to show you something.
1562
01:23:42,182 --> 01:23:44,519
What is it?
1563
01:23:44,551 --> 01:23:46,353
Just ca... can you come here?
1564
01:23:46,386 --> 01:23:47,387
Can you trust me, please?
1565
01:23:47,421 --> 01:23:48,722
Can you do that?
1566
01:23:48,756 --> 01:23:51,426
You're not gonna smash
our faces in, are you?
1567
01:23:51,458 --> 01:23:53,360
No.
1568
01:23:53,394 --> 01:23:57,298
I promise I will not
smash your faces.
1569
01:23:57,331 --> 01:23:59,167
He shouldn't have to say it.
1570
01:24:03,170 --> 01:24:05,840
All right.
1571
01:24:05,872 --> 01:24:07,341
We got nothing
better to do anyway.
1572
01:24:11,345 --> 01:24:14,248
This is...
1573
01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:16,216
It's beautiful.
1574
01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:17,318
Who did this?
1575
01:24:17,350 --> 01:24:18,251
Robert Birch.
1576
01:24:18,284 --> 01:24:19,353
Who?
1577
01:24:19,386 --> 01:24:20,688
Fuck You Bob.
1578
01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:21,755
- He died last night.
- Wait.
1579
01:24:21,788 --> 01:24:22,657
Are you serious?
1580
01:24:22,689 --> 01:24:24,391
What?
1581
01:24:24,425 --> 01:24:26,327
We found his place, and we
found all of his paintings.
1582
01:24:26,359 --> 01:24:27,795
He wasn't an ass...
1583
01:24:27,828 --> 01:24:31,099
I mean, he was an asshole,
but he was an artist too.
1584
01:24:31,131 --> 01:24:32,299
What about you?
1585
01:24:32,332 --> 01:24:33,233
What?
1586
01:24:33,266 --> 01:24:34,269
Are you an asshole?
1587
01:24:37,171 --> 01:24:38,806
Nah.
1588
01:24:38,838 --> 01:24:40,274
I see you more as
a douche canoe.
1589
01:24:47,581 --> 01:24:49,449
You know what?
1590
01:24:49,483 --> 01:24:50,318
That's it.
1591
01:25:03,697 --> 01:25:05,166
Fuck chop.
1592
01:25:05,198 --> 01:25:07,268
I'm getting no-show
calls up the corn hole.
1593
01:25:07,301 --> 01:25:10,171
You know, if... if... if what I'm
hearing turns out to be true.
1594
01:25:10,203 --> 01:25:12,706
You can kiss that $25,000
job goodbye, mister.
1595
01:25:12,739 --> 01:25:13,608
Yeah.
1596
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:14,541
Relax.
1597
01:25:14,574 --> 01:25:15,475
I'm on the loop.
1598
01:25:15,509 --> 01:25:16,409
Relax?
1599
01:25:16,443 --> 01:25:18,412
You're my protege.
1600
01:25:18,444 --> 01:25:20,881
I've been grooming you
to take over one day.
1601
01:25:20,914 --> 01:25:24,719
Ignite your future, like I did.
1602
01:25:24,752 --> 01:25:27,388
You know, it's not so bad.
1603
01:25:27,421 --> 01:25:29,190
What's not that bad?
1604
01:25:29,222 --> 01:25:30,557
This job.
1605
01:25:30,591 --> 01:25:31,692
This town.
1606
01:25:31,725 --> 01:25:33,561
There a lot worse
places to end up
1607
01:25:33,594 --> 01:25:35,630
than running the campus
bus service at Kent
1608
01:25:35,662 --> 01:25:38,398
Institute of Technology.
1609
01:25:38,431 --> 01:25:40,233
But maybe you're right.
1610
01:25:40,266 --> 01:25:42,302
Maybe I've wasted my life.
1611
01:25:42,336 --> 01:25:44,605
I didn't say that.
1612
01:25:44,637 --> 01:25:46,707
You didn't have to.
1613
01:25:46,739 --> 01:25:48,842
I... I... I read subtext.
1614
01:25:48,876 --> 01:25:51,779
Subtext?
1615
01:25:51,811 --> 01:25:54,681
Truth is.
1616
01:25:54,715 --> 01:25:58,185
I haven't been happy
in a long time.
1617
01:25:58,219 --> 01:26:04,192
Sometimes, I just wish I could
go to sleep and never wake up.
1618
01:26:04,225 --> 01:26:07,428
Fred, what was that noise?
1619
01:26:07,461 --> 01:26:09,597
You mean
the cocked Ruger GP 100
1620
01:26:09,630 --> 01:26:12,833
Revolver aimed at my temple?
1621
01:26:12,865 --> 01:26:16,304
Fred, that's not funny.
1622
01:26:16,337 --> 01:26:18,239
Fuck chop, thanks
1623
01:26:18,271 --> 01:26:20,675
for giving me the courage
to do what I'm about to do.
1624
01:26:23,444 --> 01:26:26,614
Tell my family, I...
1625
01:26:26,646 --> 01:26:28,381
I don't know, just...
1626
01:26:28,414 --> 01:26:29,817
Fred.
1627
01:26:29,850 --> 01:26:31,953
Tell them I wasn't all bad.
1628
01:26:31,985 --> 01:26:33,621
- Fred.
- Tell them.
1629
01:26:34,587 --> 01:26:36,724
What the fuck?
1630
01:26:36,756 --> 01:26:38,259
What the fuck did
you say to him?
1631
01:26:38,292 --> 01:26:39,460
I don't know.
1632
01:26:39,493 --> 01:26:40,528
I didn't, I didn't
tell him anything.
1633
01:26:40,560 --> 01:26:42,896
Fuck.
1634
01:26:42,930 --> 01:26:45,300
Gotcha, ya buttholes.
1635
01:26:48,636 --> 01:26:50,771
It was a sound effect
on my computer.
1636
01:26:50,804 --> 01:26:51,672
Here.
1637
01:26:51,704 --> 01:26:52,606
Listen.
1638
01:26:55,743 --> 01:26:57,678
I'm embarrassed for you.
1639
01:26:57,711 --> 01:26:58,713
Ugh.
1640
01:26:58,746 --> 01:26:59,713
Falling for that.
1641
01:26:59,747 --> 01:27:01,414
Game's got to respect game.
1642
01:27:01,448 --> 01:27:02,350
Yeah.
1643
01:27:02,382 --> 01:27:03,350
Fuck that guy.
1644
01:27:03,384 --> 01:27:05,819
It was real fucking funny.
1645
01:27:05,853 --> 01:27:06,787
Ah.
1646
01:27:06,819 --> 01:27:08,222
Absolute buttholes.
1647
01:27:10,823 --> 01:27:11,725
Yeah.
1648
01:27:11,759 --> 01:27:12,560
Let's go.
1649
01:27:26,372 --> 01:27:29,309
On my mark.
1650
01:27:29,342 --> 01:27:30,677
Three.
1651
01:27:30,711 --> 01:27:32,280
Two.
1652
01:27:32,313 --> 01:27:32,913
One.
1653
01:27:36,582 --> 01:27:37,484
Good shot.
1654
01:27:40,554 --> 01:27:41,521
Ah.
1655
01:27:41,555 --> 01:27:42,523
Yeah.
1656
01:27:42,555 --> 01:27:45,659
Nice shot.
1657
01:27:45,693 --> 01:27:47,328
The radio, the radio.
1658
01:27:50,396 --> 01:27:51,332
Yeah.
1659
01:27:51,364 --> 01:27:52,733
Fuck you.
1660
01:27:52,765 --> 01:27:54,801
Get the ham.
1661
01:27:54,835 --> 01:27:55,869
That's nasty.
1662
01:27:55,903 --> 01:27:56,936
OK.
1663
01:27:56,970 --> 01:27:57,805
Go.
1664
01:28:10,884 --> 01:28:12,520
Yo, guys.
What the fuck?
1665
01:28:12,552 --> 01:28:13,354
My house, man.
1666
01:28:19,859 --> 01:28:20,894
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1667
01:28:20,927 --> 01:28:21,828
What?
1668
01:28:21,862 --> 01:28:23,831
Oh my God.
1669
01:28:23,863 --> 01:28:25,432
Huh?
What?
1670
01:28:25,466 --> 01:28:26,400
Where you going?
1671
01:28:26,432 --> 01:28:27,335
Get the fuck out of here.
1672
01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:35,809
Hey, hey.
1673
01:28:35,842 --> 01:28:36,976
Whoa, whoa.
What's happening?
1674
01:28:37,010 --> 01:28:38,512
What's this?
1675
01:28:38,545 --> 01:28:39,547
Oh, we're pretending
to kiss for our friends.
1676
01:28:39,579 --> 01:28:40,613
I think they're rooting for us.
1677
01:28:40,646 --> 01:28:42,917
Oh, hey, look.
1678
01:28:42,949 --> 01:28:44,585
Aw.
1679
01:28:44,618 --> 01:28:45,986
How much longer do you
think we have to do this for?
1680
01:28:46,019 --> 01:28:47,822
Um, it's kind of
like 10 seconds.
1681
01:28:47,854 --> 01:28:50,056
You sure?
1682
01:28:50,090 --> 01:28:51,926
No, get the fuck away from me.
1683
01:29:09,510 --> 01:29:12,012
I haven't done that much damage
since they popped their VP.
1684
01:29:12,045 --> 01:29:13,480
Didn't he cry afterward?
1685
01:29:13,514 --> 01:29:14,414
Yeah.
1686
01:29:14,448 --> 01:29:15,416
He told me he loved me.
1687
01:29:15,448 --> 01:29:16,817
See you guys.
1688
01:29:16,850 --> 01:29:19,453
So if you ever figured
out whether or not you're
1689
01:29:19,485 --> 01:29:22,590
an asshole, you should call me.
1690
01:29:25,926 --> 01:29:29,096
Oh, wait.
1691
01:29:29,128 --> 01:29:30,898
I thought you
should have this.
1692
01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:34,568
Thanks.
1693
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:36,069
Will you two fuck already?
1694
01:29:36,103 --> 01:29:37,605
You shut up.
1695
01:29:38,604 --> 01:29:39,406
Oh, shoot.
1696
01:29:44,144 --> 01:29:46,680
That Amy?
1697
01:29:46,712 --> 01:29:47,581
Yeah.
1698
01:29:50,650 --> 01:29:51,885
Well, that's awkward.
1699
01:29:55,988 --> 01:29:57,791
Keep in mind, kid.
1700
01:29:57,824 --> 01:30:01,095
That girl wants to fuck one
thing and one thing only.
1701
01:30:01,127 --> 01:30:03,496
It's your head.
1702
01:30:03,529 --> 01:30:05,765
Hey, Pineapple.
1703
01:30:05,798 --> 01:30:07,868
Was that true what
you told me at juvie?
1704
01:30:07,900 --> 01:30:11,572
Uh, cracking out because
of the repetition?
1705
01:30:11,604 --> 01:30:12,472
Yeah, man.
1706
01:30:12,506 --> 01:30:13,841
It was.
1707
01:30:13,873 --> 01:30:18,746
How'd you learn to,
like, live in a time loop?
1708
01:30:18,779 --> 01:30:21,115
I didn't.
1709
01:30:21,148 --> 01:30:23,617
I broke out.
1710
01:30:23,649 --> 01:30:26,786
Really?
1711
01:30:26,819 --> 01:30:31,090
So you're like a fugitive?
1712
01:30:31,123 --> 01:30:33,059
Everyone's a fugitive
for something, kid.
1713
01:30:37,029 --> 01:30:39,632
See you tomorrow.
1714
01:30:39,666 --> 01:30:41,869
Don't do anything stupid.
1715
01:30:41,902 --> 01:30:43,604
Or you know what?
1716
01:30:43,636 --> 01:30:44,637
Do something stupid.
1717
01:30:44,671 --> 01:30:45,506
I don't give a fuck.
1718
01:30:48,140 --> 01:30:49,143
I left something
up there for you.
1719
01:30:55,748 --> 01:30:56,850
Is it stolen?
1720
01:32:31,677 --> 01:32:34,280
Fucking bus bitch.
1721
01:32:34,314 --> 01:32:36,650
Hey, what's your 20?
1722
01:32:36,682 --> 01:32:40,253
Why aren't you
stopping for pick pus?
1723
01:32:40,287 --> 01:32:42,189
Fuck chop!
1724
01:32:42,221 --> 01:32:43,690
Michael!
1725
01:32:43,724 --> 01:32:44,859
What the shit!
1726
01:33:09,048 --> 01:33:11,719
Fuck chop, can you hear me?
1727
01:33:11,752 --> 01:33:15,122
Don't think I won't
fire you, Michael.
1728
01:33:15,154 --> 01:33:16,689
Fuck chop!
1729
01:33:16,722 --> 01:33:17,690
The safety...
1730
01:34:33,300 --> 01:34:37,003
Josh, what's your 20?
1731
01:34:37,037 --> 01:34:37,905
Come on.
1732
01:34:37,938 --> 01:34:38,939
Where you at, Josh?
1733
01:34:38,971 --> 01:34:40,206
Are you taking a wiz there, bud.
1734
01:34:44,144 --> 01:34:45,244
Shit!
1735
01:34:45,278 --> 01:34:48,382
Josh where you at?
1736
01:34:48,414 --> 01:34:51,885
Josh!
1737
01:39:55,121 --> 01:39:56,222
Hello.
1738
01:39:56,256 --> 01:39:57,124
Hey, honey.
1739
01:39:57,157 --> 01:39:58,358
Oh hiya, love bug.
1740
01:39:58,390 --> 01:39:59,358
How's work?
1741
01:39:59,391 --> 01:40:01,761
I'm killing it, as per use.
1742
01:40:01,795 --> 01:40:03,230
How was the baby doctor?
1743
01:40:03,262 --> 01:40:04,797
Are
you sitting down?
1744
01:40:04,831 --> 01:40:07,134
Of course, I'm sitting.
1745
01:40:07,167 --> 01:40:08,602
What else would I be, uh...
1746
01:40:08,635 --> 01:40:09,735
Have you eaten yet?
1747
01:40:09,769 --> 01:40:11,070
Yeah.
1748
01:40:11,104 --> 01:40:12,672
I, uh, did just
eat dinner, but I
1749
01:40:12,704 --> 01:40:14,274
don't see how that's relevant.
1750
01:40:14,306 --> 01:40:18,612
So
we're having twins.
1751
01:40:18,645 --> 01:40:19,480
Twins?
1752
01:40:21,780 --> 01:40:22,681
Fred?
1753
01:40:22,715 --> 01:40:23,784
Yeah, yeah.
1754
01:40:23,817 --> 01:40:25,217
Just give me one second, please.
1755
01:40:25,251 --> 01:40:26,386
OK?
1756
01:40:26,418 --> 01:40:28,220
Fuck!
1757
01:40:28,253 --> 01:40:29,122
Fuck!
1758
01:40:29,154 --> 01:40:30,556
Fuck!
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