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Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
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Every journalist
is searching for that one story.
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The one that defines them,
the one that actually makes a difference.
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This is my story, and like
most of the good ones,
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it's not the one
I set out to tell.
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So we're here outside of Lil
Soundcloud's place in Atlanta, Georgia.
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He bought the house across the street
from his mother's, bulldozed it
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and turned it into the biggest
house on the street.
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I'm really just here to figure out what's
going on with the allegations against him,
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and I'm starting to think
it won't happen.
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Hey, I'm Brian,
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we DM'd on Instagram?
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I was the guy who reviewed
your very first mixtape.
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Hey, what's going on?
I'm with Compound.
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- We're here to do the interview.
- Oh, yeah, SoundCloud.
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Okay. Yeah. That's... He's not
available at the moment.
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He's not?
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Yeah, let me
close the door and talk to you.
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You can't talk about arrests,
you can't talk about his charges.
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He's canceling?
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He's a platinum
recording artist.
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He cancels on God. You're the
fifth one he's canceled on today.
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All right.
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You shouldn't worry about
it, man. It's hard to get sit-down
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interviews with rappers
anyway, dude.
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Hey, hey, uh,
you know, it's... it's...
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it's been a crazy couple
of months for you.
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It's weird. It just seems like everyone
has a take on this except for you.
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I think it's fucked up
that people
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would judge something that
they don't know anything about.
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Your fans don't know anything
either, which is weird because
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I feel like they made you.
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Look, man,
just give me five minutes.
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You have to give someone
a chance to tell your story.
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It's not gonna happen, man.
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- Forget it.
- It's not gonna happen, man.
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Hey, hey, bro, come on.
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He wants to talk.
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And that was
it, my first exclusive.
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Hello?
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Hey, guys?
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And soon after,
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I became
a featured correspondent.
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We're here on the war-torn
Crimean Peninsula,
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rebels and nationalists
are engaged in conflict
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literally two blocks from us
at this very moment.
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Compound sent us down here
for one reason
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and one reason alone.
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And that's to discover
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what the craft beer scene
in Ukraine is all about.
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Sure. It was clickbait.
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But I was great at it.
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So you've chosen
to leave society
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and become homeless.
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No, no,
it's called urban camping.
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It's kind of like the tiny
house movement except...
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Yeah, but it's like
so much more sustainable.
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- Way more sustainable.
- Yeah.
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And I covered any
story they sent me on.
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We're in the heart
of Williamsburg. And today,
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I'm going to be learning how
to make artisanal antibiotics.
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This wasn't journalism
as I'd imagined it,
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but I was new
and making a name for myself.
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Well, each of these pills
is handcrafted,
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so they're different sizes.
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It's their flaws
that make them beautiful.
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But how many times could
I spin a story out of nothing?
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So you are the world's
first CBD oil...
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Cryptocurrency.
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So, it's a CBD oil
cryptocurrency.
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Hey, Brian, Brian.
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Yeah, and like we don't really
like need much more than this.
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Like we have, like, each other.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- And drugs and like...
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Brian, come back.
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Hey, Brian,
this is an active war zone.
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Man, I hate learning shit.
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I was stuck and my career
was going nowhere.
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In recent years,
a controversial new figure
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has emerged in the South
Appalachian Foothills.
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Bigfoot.
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And whether or not you believe
the creature exists,
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what's undeniable is the impact
it has on local culture.
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This week, I'll be joining
local Bigfoot enthusiasts
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to examine the evidence,
explore recent sightings
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and find out about
the Bigfoot community.
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Because this is news.
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That's Zach, my producer.
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We've worked together for years
and he runs the camera,
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even when I don't want him to.
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what's going on, dude?
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You ready to do this?
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- Yeah, are you?
- Yeah.
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I got you a coffee.
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Are you excited
for the Bigfoot story?
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Oh hell no.
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Then why are you
in such a good mood?
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All right.
Don't tell anyone this,
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but I think Shane's considering
me for a broadcast position.
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- Wait, really?
- Yeah.
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I mean,
they've been developing that,
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like, investigative show
for a while.
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And now that Celeste is gone...
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- Dude, do you think?
- Yeah.
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I mean, nobody puts out
the level of content
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that we do, even with the
garbage leads they send us on.
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Dude, that would be awesome.
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Do you remember how much we used
to love working here?
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And now I'm just so glad to be
moving on to something else.
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- Can I ask you something?
- What?
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What do you think about calling the
show Uncovered with Brian Emond?
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Oh hell yeah,
that would be sick.
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Dude, if we got to go do a broadcast
show together, it'd be awesome.
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- I mean we would be still.
- Yeah. Yes.
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I... they have, like,
broadcast producers,
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but I'd be able to get you over
there eventually.
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- Oh.
- I would, I'm going to work to get you over there.
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Of course.
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Oh, that's our ride.
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Wait, Brian, dude.
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- Don't ditch me.
- What?
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Zach was in
his own head again.
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I wasn't ditching anybody,
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and even if I had ditched him,
I wouldn't have noticed.
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By the way,
this is all of our schedule,
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itinerary, background research,
everything that we're going to need.
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Cool.
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Hey, are we waiting on someone?
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- We're taking more people to the airport.
- Who?
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Some dirty money man
or something?
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I don't know.
It's three or four people.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, yeah, we in my hometown
Brooklyn, New York,
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and this week
we trading the Big Apple
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for the birthplace of poutine.
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That's right.
We going to Canada, baby, on...
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What up? It's your boy
Dirty Dolla $ign$.
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And I got the whole
crew with me.
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We got MC Slip-Slap,
Rawdog Nintendo
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and of course, White Morpheus.
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And oh s###, we got ourselves
a special guest.
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- It's Compound's Brian Emond.
- Hey.
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Just on my way to the airport.
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Us too. But of course
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not before we get a little
something-something
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- on the way.
- What? No.
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See, this is how we do it.
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Stick the McChicken
inside a McChicken.
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That's Brooklyn style, baby.
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You got to try this, my man,
I don't know if I want to be on the show.
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I don't think you want to be
on your show either.
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What? what...
why would you say that?
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I can tell,
we watch Compound every day.
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- You definitely slipping.
- And you know what else I noticed?
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- What?
- We forgot fries.
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Oh, man. So salty.
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- This tastes like a...
- in the summertime late in the day.
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Acting like some yard work or
something, you know.
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- But Brian as a guest in this segment...
- I'm not the guest.
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...I need to know, you, me,
we both prolific journalists, you know.
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- Technically.
- What do you look for in a story?
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Well, I guess I try to find
something unconventional
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- and then see if it's worthy of...
- Dope.
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That's... that's dope.
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You know what I'm looking for?
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A... crack
after some yard work?
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Yes. Always, my man.
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- Yeah.
- And that makes for a good story?
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Oh right, stories.
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That's simple, my man.
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I get in the s### deep.
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You know,
people in this industry,
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they think they always
know what the story is.
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But truthfully, sometimes the real
story is right in front of you.
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That's pretty insightful.
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Yeah, and if you got a good
guest, all you got to do
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- is be genuinely interested in the topic at hand.
- Totally.
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Like one time I was interviewing
the Mayor of New York and...
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And that's sometimes the cards
that you dealt, you know.
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For example, take me, I have to
interview the Mayor of Canada,
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- Justin Trudeau.
- Well, he's not a mayor.
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- He's a prime minister.
- Right, but they on the metric system,
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so it's basically like a mayor.
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No, it's basically
like a president.
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- Oh, s###, really?
- Oh, shit.
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Wait, hold on, I thought you did,
like, a show about food and weed,
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why are you interviewing
someone like that?
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Oh, this is for my new show.
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Yeah, Shane got me doing some
new documentary series.
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He want me getting into some
investigative journalism.
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Wait so,
you got the broadcast spot?
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Yeah, he said I was
the obvious choice.
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They said I need a show
that gets in the s###.
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But you know what I need?
I need.
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I need...
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Oh God.
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Okay. All right,
excuse me, excuse me.
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Wait, wait.
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I thought you needed
a ride to the airport.
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No, we're good.
We'll just, uh...
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just walk.
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So they gave my dream job
to some stoner moron...
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I told you to stop rolling.
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...and left me with Bigfoot.
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So we're here in Georgia at the largest
Bigfoot convention in the Southeast.
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It's taking place on...
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Smiling?
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I'm not... I'm not pissed off.
I'm very serious.
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Like, I'm... I'm grave.
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No.
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So, we're here in Georgia
where there's already been
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1,000 opioid related deaths
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this year alone,
which is actually true.
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It's actually such a problem that criminal
organizations are moving into town and setting up
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shop just to supply drug
addict communities, right?
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That's interesting.
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That's interesting stuff.
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But not as interesting
as Bigfoot.
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We're in Georgia, the largest
Bigfoot convention in the Southeast.
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We're going to go around,
ask some locals what they have to say
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about the big man himself.
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Okay, we got it.
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Okay. We'll do drone shots
or something.
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I don't care.
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It was a festival, tents,
people and a terrible band.
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While I could be in Yemen reporting
on how humanity can be found
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in the darkest of places,
I'd much rather be here,
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shopping for novelty t-shirts.
And while it was truly a blast,
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my producer demanded
we follow his itinerary
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and meet a self-proclaimed
master of camouflage.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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What is that?
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That is my secret.
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See, what I do
is I use the urine
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to mask my scent.
It's pretty subtle.
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You think so?
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See, we smell too good,
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and that's why no one's ever
found him yet.
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Okay, so you, like,
spray it all over yourself.
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So, has that worked for you?
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Hell yeah, it works for me.
I love it.
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No, I mean,
have you found Bigfoot?
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No.
244
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This was shaping
up to be a thrilling story.
245
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- Next we talk to the cops.
- A bunch of crap.
246
00:13:14,024 --> 00:13:16,160
Okay, locals just believe that
shit because of the internet.
247
00:13:16,194 --> 00:13:18,297
Look, it's just
a bunch of bears.
248
00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:20,465
Then where are the bear
attacks happening?
249
00:13:20,498 --> 00:13:23,167
Okay. I'm going to tell you the
same thing I told the last reporter.
250
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:26,638
Okay, the only stories we have is of
hikers getting too close to wildlife.
251
00:13:26,671 --> 00:13:29,407
Okay. So if you go in those woods,
you stay on those trails, you hear me?
252
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A lot of
private property up there,
253
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people start getting in trouble
when they lose their way.
254
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- Wait, what does that mean?
- Ten-Four officer en route.
255
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Means watch out for bears
on your own.
256
00:13:39,283 --> 00:13:40,551
Woods aren't my precinct.
257
00:13:50,494 --> 00:13:52,664
Cool, it's bears.
258
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:56,234
We flew out
from Brooklyn to cover bears.
259
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But things
were about to get lit.
260
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Just 45 minutes outside of town
261
00:14:02,072 --> 00:14:04,275
was a one-man
Bigfoot hunting Army.
262
00:14:04,308 --> 00:14:07,611
Jeff Stevenson is a living
legend in the Bigfoot community.
263
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Jeff rose to prominence in 2014 after
documenting one of the most controversial,
264
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paranormal sightings
of our time.
265
00:14:14,619 --> 00:14:16,721
Known as the Blue Ridge tape.
266
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The video shows a shadowy figure
moving through the trees
267
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at night, but what's most
notable about the incident
268
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is what happened the next day
when Jeff returned to the site
269
00:14:25,296 --> 00:14:28,734
and found what he claims as evidence
that Bigfoot is using tools.
270
00:14:30,435 --> 00:14:33,071
Y'all, welcome
to the Cryptic Castle.
271
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- How's it going?
- Good.
272
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,375
Wait a second.
Aren't you guys the ones
273
00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:38,643
who made the little
SoundCloud piece?
274
00:14:38,676 --> 00:14:40,311
Yeah.
275
00:14:40,345 --> 00:14:42,080
Yeah, you know about our
hip-hop documentaries.
276
00:14:42,113 --> 00:14:43,582
Oh hell yeah.
277
00:14:43,614 --> 00:14:46,183
Oh man, all that
slow-mo hip-hop,
278
00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:48,686
trap king, everybody's vaping.
It's my shit.
279
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:52,758
It was a look I'd seen before.
GameStop Indiana Jones,
280
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:57,095
the brown jacket, the leather hat,
the magnetic cellphone holster.
281
00:14:57,128 --> 00:15:00,632
Of all the people we met, Jeff somehow
seemed like the biggest waste of my time.
282
00:15:00,665 --> 00:15:02,100
So I'll show you
around a little bit.
283
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:05,470
We've got the mega
futon right here.
284
00:15:05,503 --> 00:15:08,073
Um, this is actually
my ex's idea to get this.
285
00:15:08,105 --> 00:15:10,708
She said she needed
some more space.
286
00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:15,747
I think what she really wanted was
just a space that didn't have me in it,
287
00:15:15,779 --> 00:15:18,182
which is why she moved
two counties over.
288
00:15:19,216 --> 00:15:22,086
- Anyways, what was your question?
- I hadn't asked one.
289
00:15:22,119 --> 00:15:23,721
Okay, let's go. Here you can see
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some of the samples we've
collected out in the field.
291
00:15:25,856 --> 00:15:28,092
We do most of the testing
here in our own lab,
292
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:31,196
but sometimes we send them away
for further research.
293
00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:34,132
It's what happens when you get
too close to the truth.
294
00:15:34,165 --> 00:15:37,636
Uh, right here, you've got some of
my better photos of the Bigfoot.
295
00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:42,273
Some of them taken by my crew, a lot of
the better ones taken by yours truly.
296
00:15:42,306 --> 00:15:44,442
Now, where is Bigfoot
in these photos?
297
00:15:44,475 --> 00:15:47,345
Oh, well, in this one,
he's right there.
298
00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:50,816
- Right where?
- Right there.
299
00:15:52,182 --> 00:15:55,486
You got to squint and get back
in there but he's right there.
300
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,654
Okay.
301
00:15:56,687 --> 00:15:58,389
Oh, this is a great photo.
302
00:15:58,422 --> 00:16:00,859
I actually won the lasso
competition in Raven County
303
00:16:00,892 --> 00:16:04,095
- in 2006, I think.
- What's this one?
304
00:16:04,128 --> 00:16:05,596
Oh, that's, um...
305
00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:09,568
that was of me and my ex.
306
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,438
Uh, it's...
it's pretty complicated.
307
00:16:14,772 --> 00:16:16,141
She, uh...
308
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:19,078
she doesn't want to be with me.
309
00:16:20,144 --> 00:16:24,215
But like I... I very much
want to be with her.
310
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:28,753
So, like I said,
complicated, but y'all...
311
00:16:28,786 --> 00:16:31,590
y'all don't need to know about that.
I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't...
312
00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:33,624
mean to make it weird.
313
00:16:33,657 --> 00:16:34,792
It's not.
314
00:16:37,861 --> 00:16:40,197
- Let's move on. Move on.
- Okay.
315
00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:42,900
And this right here is what I like
to call our display model cast.
316
00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:45,436
We've done a lot more but that's
the one in the best condition.
317
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:49,541
- What about this?
- That's actually the crown jewel of my Bigfoot collection,
318
00:16:49,574 --> 00:16:52,477
if you will. That's why I have
it twined up, to wear on
319
00:16:52,509 --> 00:16:54,345
- expeditions for good luck.
- Okay.
320
00:16:54,378 --> 00:16:56,815
So for many non-believers,
they submit that
321
00:16:56,848 --> 00:17:00,719
these chance encounters are
actually a result of bear attacks.
322
00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:03,588
It's completely natural for
people to question something
323
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:06,424
they don't fully understand.
The general public has done it
324
00:17:06,456 --> 00:17:08,359
throughout scientific history.
325
00:17:08,392 --> 00:17:11,762
But Bigfoot is the next step
in human evolution.
326
00:17:11,795 --> 00:17:13,831
And if evolution
has taught us anything,
327
00:17:13,865 --> 00:17:17,903
it's that life will not be
contained, life breaks free.
328
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:20,739
It expands through territories,
it crashes through barriers
329
00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:22,941
painfully
or maybe even dangerously,
330
00:17:22,974 --> 00:17:25,777
but, well, there it is,
331
00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:27,412
- life finds a way.
- Life finds a way.
332
00:17:28,879 --> 00:17:30,614
From Jurassic Park.
333
00:17:30,648 --> 00:17:31,782
No, I just...
334
00:17:32,783 --> 00:17:33,752
I just made that up.
335
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,754
This is our little staging area,
336
00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:39,191
as you can see we use
topographical maps,
337
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,894
we... we go so far off trail,
we can't use any sort of conventional map.
338
00:17:42,926 --> 00:17:45,362
Um, I'm really sorry
about the mess.
339
00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:49,935
My cousin Sid is crashing with me right
now, his, uh, old lady kicked him out.
340
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:51,902
So he's here to take over
the family business.
341
00:17:51,936 --> 00:17:54,371
- Oh, Sid!
- Come on. Come on, boy.
342
00:17:54,405 --> 00:17:55,540
- Sid, Sid.
- Get down.
343
00:17:55,572 --> 00:17:56,707
No, Sid, Sid.
344
00:17:56,741 --> 00:17:59,211
What the fuck? Sid!
345
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,213
- Sid, hey!
- As I watched two full grown men wrestle
346
00:18:01,245 --> 00:18:03,447
each other to the floor,
I began to wonder...
347
00:18:05,015 --> 00:18:06,383
...was it too late
to go back to school?
348
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:07,351
Sid...
349
00:18:08,785 --> 00:18:10,487
Sid?
350
00:18:10,521 --> 00:18:12,791
Okay,
so I think he passed out,
351
00:18:12,823 --> 00:18:15,493
so let's just continue the tour.
352
00:18:15,525 --> 00:18:17,196
But very quietly.
353
00:18:17,928 --> 00:18:20,364
You know, I am really glad
y'all boys came out.
354
00:18:20,398 --> 00:18:22,867
I don't get visitors much.
Well, here she is.
355
00:18:22,899 --> 00:18:24,936
I know she looks kind of small
but she'll fit the two of you
356
00:18:24,968 --> 00:18:27,471
- real comfortably.
- Fit us for what?
357
00:18:27,504 --> 00:18:28,639
This is your tent.
358
00:18:29,807 --> 00:18:32,277
For the field
expedition tonight.
359
00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:35,280
- The what?
- The field expedition?
360
00:18:36,046 --> 00:18:38,850
- It was on the itinerary.
- What itinerary?
361
00:18:38,882 --> 00:18:41,285
Remember,
I gave you itinerary back in Brooklyn?
362
00:18:44,821 --> 00:18:46,858
Jeff, would you
give us a moment?
363
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,526
Yeah, absolutely. No problem.
364
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,302
Did Shane approve this?
365
00:18:58,336 --> 00:19:00,639
Yeah, dude.
Remember, I told you about this.
366
00:19:01,571 --> 00:19:06,011
Okay, so we just got some rando though.
Like, who the hell is this guy?
367
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:09,313
- You don't know who the Cryptic Commander is?
- The what?
368
00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:14,286
What is up, YouTube?
369
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,454
Welcome back to another episode
of Paranormal Pursuits.
370
00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:19,556
It's your boy,
the Cryptic Commander.
371
00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,859
Now, I know what you all
are thinking,
372
00:19:21,892 --> 00:19:24,461
"Cryptic Commander,
did you finally domesticate
373
00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:27,698
the Jersey Devil,
and find out that it's lactation
374
00:19:27,732 --> 00:19:29,934
is a good source of protein?"
375
00:19:29,966 --> 00:19:32,936
Nah, but that would
be hella tight.
376
00:19:32,969 --> 00:19:35,472
And besides,
I don't need anymore protein,
377
00:19:35,505 --> 00:19:39,476
I get all that I need
from Alpha Snacks.
378
00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:41,813
And again,
a bullshit assignment.
379
00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:44,015
Shane. Hey, what's up?
What's going on?
380
00:19:44,048 --> 00:19:47,051
I was looking over
the itinerary,
381
00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:48,719
and I think there's been
a little bit of a mistake.
382
00:19:48,753 --> 00:19:51,023
It says that we're
staying with the subject.
383
00:19:54,658 --> 00:19:59,297
Okay. Yeah. Just typically we do
a hotel for something like this.
384
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,803
I get that, and I'm not trying
to be a diva here or anything,
385
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:08,640
but I just usually need
a little bit of space
386
00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:11,009
to spread out
my notes and write.
387
00:20:20,952 --> 00:20:24,489
Okay, so you want me to... Shane?
388
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,892
Shane! Shane, come...
389
00:20:27,925 --> 00:20:30,729
I heard the cops
gave you a hard time.
390
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:33,431
No. No, it was okay.
391
00:20:33,464 --> 00:20:36,634
Oh that's how they fucking act,
make you feel like it's okay.
392
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:39,036
They don't got
no respect for anybody.
393
00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:41,572
Yeah.
394
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:46,076
Yeah. My old lady
told me that she was
395
00:20:46,109 --> 00:20:48,479
sick of me, she kicked me out.
396
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:49,947
I got one too many Dewey's.
397
00:20:51,682 --> 00:20:54,051
I still remember
that cop look on his face.
398
00:20:54,084 --> 00:20:55,453
He wrote me a ticket.
399
00:20:59,557 --> 00:21:01,793
Man, if I had a chance,
I'd take a swing at that cop.
400
00:21:02,926 --> 00:21:06,563
Yep, I fucking hit
any cop I could, man.
401
00:21:06,597 --> 00:21:07,499
I'll kill him.
402
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,135
Okay.
403
00:21:12,703 --> 00:21:14,638
Yeah, you all right.
404
00:21:14,671 --> 00:21:16,975
You all right, boy,
you want something to drink?
405
00:21:17,007 --> 00:21:18,809
No, I'm... I'm good, dude.
406
00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:21,412
I'll get you a beer,
I'll get myself one too.
407
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,415
Fuck, I don't get
any reception out here.
408
00:21:23,447 --> 00:21:24,416
What's going on?
409
00:21:24,448 --> 00:21:25,682
I'm done.
410
00:21:25,715 --> 00:21:27,084
I'm done with this
fucking story.
411
00:21:27,984 --> 00:21:29,954
But our flight
isn't for three more days.
412
00:21:29,986 --> 00:21:32,390
Which is why I'm gonna
buy one for tonight.
413
00:21:33,457 --> 00:21:34,559
What's the problem?
414
00:21:35,659 --> 00:21:37,528
The problem is they sent us
out here to do a story
415
00:21:37,561 --> 00:21:40,197
with a Bigfoot whisperer
and his drunk fucking cousin.
416
00:21:40,231 --> 00:21:42,567
They sent us out to Georgia
to do another non-story.
417
00:21:44,068 --> 00:21:46,471
Man, what the fuck
has been up with you lately?
418
00:21:47,605 --> 00:21:50,809
- What?
- We're supposed to be partners on this, okay.
419
00:21:50,841 --> 00:21:53,043
This is my fucking job, Brian.
420
00:21:53,077 --> 00:21:55,980
You're supposed to be
the host and I'm the producer,
421
00:21:56,013 --> 00:21:58,817
and you are just not
giving a fuck about this.
422
00:22:01,886 --> 00:22:03,922
You're just going to ditch me
like you always do.
423
00:22:07,090 --> 00:22:09,960
Tensions were high
and the story was trash,
424
00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:12,062
but that wasn't a good reason
to piss off my producer.
425
00:22:12,096 --> 00:22:13,432
Hey!
426
00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:17,034
I'm sorry about earlier.
427
00:22:18,168 --> 00:22:21,038
I don't mean
to get mad like that
428
00:22:21,071 --> 00:22:25,209
and I recognize that I'm not the only
one working on something like this.
429
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:28,879
You know, it's too late to go
back to the city anyways, so...
430
00:22:31,182 --> 00:22:32,217
I'll stay tonight.
431
00:22:34,017 --> 00:22:36,753
Really? You'll take
this seriously.
432
00:22:36,786 --> 00:22:37,955
Yeah, on one condition.
433
00:22:38,923 --> 00:22:40,492
What?
434
00:22:40,524 --> 00:22:42,726
I'm sleeping indoors.
435
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:46,898
And look at this,
technically it's indoors.
436
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,499
- Huh?
- You boys sure you want to put
437
00:22:48,532 --> 00:22:49,734
your tent right on this path?
438
00:22:49,766 --> 00:22:51,936
I mean you are basically asking
439
00:22:51,968 --> 00:22:54,805
for unwanted animal attention
later tonight.
440
00:22:54,839 --> 00:22:57,809
So, we should smash ours up
in the trees like that?
441
00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:01,946
Oh, heck yeah. That's the safest
place to crash, Scout's honor.
442
00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:04,682
Uh...
443
00:23:04,715 --> 00:23:06,751
I think we'll take
our chances out here.
444
00:23:06,783 --> 00:23:08,486
All right, suit yourself.
445
00:23:18,596 --> 00:23:19,664
Where's he going?
446
00:23:20,997 --> 00:23:22,699
I was starting to lose
what little hope I had this trip
447
00:23:22,733 --> 00:23:24,002
was worth our time.
448
00:23:25,168 --> 00:23:28,005
But that night
something happened.
449
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:11,950
- Brian, are you awake?
- Sh.
450
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:20,025
Brian...
451
00:24:22,126 --> 00:24:23,828
What are you doing?
452
00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:25,996
I think there's
something out there.
453
00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:30,234
The woods, Brian,
things make noise.
454
00:24:30,266 --> 00:24:33,604
Yeah, but it's...
it's like it's a person walking.
455
00:24:36,206 --> 00:24:38,142
Keep... keep the light
out of here.
456
00:25:13,977 --> 00:25:16,914
- Dude, what the fuck was that?
- That's what I'm talking about.
457
00:25:41,272 --> 00:25:42,773
Dude, give me the camera.
458
00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:16,306
Do you think
it's still out there?
459
00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:17,375
I don't know.
460
00:26:22,312 --> 00:26:24,081
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
turn the light off.
461
00:26:49,039 --> 00:26:50,842
Dude.
462
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:51,810
Did you see that?
463
00:26:52,810 --> 00:26:54,145
Yeah, dude, that was...
464
00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:56,414
Ah, shit, the battery.
465
00:26:57,814 --> 00:26:58,850
Did you see that?
466
00:26:59,917 --> 00:27:00,819
Yeah.
467
00:27:11,995 --> 00:27:13,363
Here, give me the camera.
468
00:27:50,167 --> 00:27:51,869
Something is watching us.
469
00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:54,839
What?
470
00:28:20,598 --> 00:28:22,600
Shit, the battery,
it's the battery, here, give it to me,
471
00:28:22,632 --> 00:28:24,367
- give it to me.
- Why don't you ever have
472
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,303
- any extra batteries on hand?
- I can't see anyth...
473
00:28:30,206 --> 00:28:34,044
Okay, new battery,
let's do this.
474
00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:39,117
Dude, he's not in here.
I don't know... Jeff!
475
00:28:40,984 --> 00:28:44,054
I guess someone
has trashed our campsite.
476
00:28:45,321 --> 00:28:49,960
The attack kept us up all
night, we heard noises for hours.
477
00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:53,898
And even though we could hear a creature
moving towards us through the camp,
478
00:28:53,930 --> 00:28:58,869
like so many Bigfoot hunters before us, we
fail to capture any substantial evidence.
479
00:29:00,103 --> 00:29:01,538
Holy shit.
480
00:29:03,006 --> 00:29:07,978
What? What?
Let's go check this out.
481
00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:12,383
Okay, so whatever it was, it was big
enough to crack a skillet in half.
482
00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:18,623
So our campsite has been trashed,
and last night my producer and I
483
00:29:18,656 --> 00:29:21,292
heard someone or something
outside of our tent
484
00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:24,461
going through the campsite.
And whatever it was,
485
00:29:24,494 --> 00:29:27,631
it was large enough...
to do this.
486
00:29:29,366 --> 00:29:31,234
Uh, it's pretty scary stuff.
487
00:29:31,267 --> 00:29:34,137
Guess you could say we're
grateful to have... whoa!
488
00:29:34,170 --> 00:29:37,374
- Good morning, everybody.
- Where were you?
489
00:29:37,407 --> 00:29:40,077
Oh, well, I checked on y'all on your
tent earlier and you were still asleep.
490
00:29:40,109 --> 00:29:42,045
So I just went
for a morning hike.
491
00:29:42,079 --> 00:29:43,981
You left us
after all that happened?
492
00:29:44,013 --> 00:29:46,484
Well, yeah.
I knew I was coming back.
493
00:29:46,516 --> 00:29:49,152
- Dude, I was calling out your name, man.
- Look...
494
00:29:51,221 --> 00:29:53,624
- I was taking a shit.
- With the camcorder.
495
00:29:53,657 --> 00:29:54,926
Yeah.
496
00:29:57,628 --> 00:30:00,196
So, here we are
in the North Georgia mountains
497
00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:02,300
hunting the Sasquatch himself.
498
00:30:02,332 --> 00:30:04,134
And I already know
what you're thinking.
499
00:30:04,167 --> 00:30:07,037
"But Jeff, you always hunt down
the spookiest apparitions
500
00:30:07,071 --> 00:30:09,607
that the government
doesn't want us to know about."
501
00:30:09,639 --> 00:30:12,142
Duh! Yeah?
502
00:30:12,176 --> 00:30:14,512
Well, this episode's
a little bit different
503
00:30:14,544 --> 00:30:17,281
'cause your boy, Jeff Boyardee,
504
00:30:17,313 --> 00:30:20,484
is going to be the subject
of a Compound documentary.
505
00:30:20,516 --> 00:30:22,419
Good on me!
506
00:30:22,453 --> 00:30:24,254
Jeff, where are you?
507
00:30:27,190 --> 00:30:29,459
He wasn't perfect.
But whatever we saw,
508
00:30:29,493 --> 00:30:31,494
he was the only person
who could help us find it.
509
00:30:31,528 --> 00:30:35,132
Jeff, we need you to show us
more of what we heard last night.
510
00:30:35,165 --> 00:30:41,071
Really? Because I thought I was just a Sasquatch
whisperer with a drunk fucking cousin.
511
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,709
We heard something for sure.
512
00:30:46,342 --> 00:30:51,014
I don't know if I believe everything I've
heard you say, but this is something,
513
00:30:51,048 --> 00:30:53,618
and we need to use this documentary
to get to the bottom of it.
514
00:31:00,057 --> 00:31:03,094
And the only way to do that
is by telling...
515
00:31:04,194 --> 00:31:05,396
your story.
516
00:31:08,765 --> 00:31:09,734
Really?
517
00:31:11,201 --> 00:31:14,172
My story? Like Lil SoundCloud.
518
00:31:17,206 --> 00:31:18,109
Yeah.
519
00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:28,219
Welcome to North Georgia.
Two hours outside of the nearest city,
520
00:31:28,252 --> 00:31:31,489
We're located in the dense forests
of the Appalachian Foothills.
521
00:31:31,522 --> 00:31:33,456
If Atlanta
is where the players play,
522
00:31:33,490 --> 00:31:37,762
then this is where
the players do meth.
523
00:31:37,794 --> 00:31:40,398
And Jeffrey Stephenson
is its trap King.
524
00:31:40,430 --> 00:31:43,700
A full-time Bigfoot investigator
and cryptozoologist,
525
00:31:43,734 --> 00:31:46,404
Jeff has written five books
about paranormal research.
526
00:31:46,436 --> 00:31:49,240
Three of which have been dedicated
solely to Bigfoot field work
527
00:31:49,273 --> 00:31:52,076
and Sasquatch law, and he's even
a featured contributor
528
00:31:52,109 --> 00:31:54,345
on several
paranormal news shows.
529
00:31:54,378 --> 00:31:57,080
But today he's here to give me
the lowdown on Bigfoot.
530
00:31:57,113 --> 00:31:59,783
I mean, I've been
writing and researching
531
00:31:59,817 --> 00:32:02,653
Bigfoot for about
almost 20 years now.
532
00:32:02,686 --> 00:32:05,222
I led my first Bigfoot
expedition when I was nine
533
00:32:05,254 --> 00:32:07,291
as a part of the Webelo Scouts.
534
00:32:07,323 --> 00:32:11,227
In that time, I've managed to
write some pretty successful books.
535
00:32:11,261 --> 00:32:12,463
And that is of course...
536
00:32:13,996 --> 00:32:16,633
before my marriage to Jen fell apart,
and you know, we lost the deposits
537
00:32:16,667 --> 00:32:21,237
- on, like, the caterer and the vendors and...
- Whoa, whoa, stop, stop.
538
00:32:21,271 --> 00:32:24,207
It's fine. Just like,
let's talk about Bigfoot.
539
00:32:24,241 --> 00:32:27,511
All right, so the trick to a good
Bigfoot call is you really want to get it
540
00:32:27,543 --> 00:32:30,214
down deep in your guts
from your diaphragm.
541
00:32:43,494 --> 00:32:46,830
What we have is a piece
of authentic Bigfoot fur.
542
00:32:46,863 --> 00:32:49,365
You can tell because of
the coloring and the markings.
543
00:32:49,398 --> 00:32:52,669
You know, a lot of Bigfoot
hunters kind of hate this job
544
00:32:52,703 --> 00:32:54,772
'cause all you're doing
is picking up little pieces,
545
00:32:54,804 --> 00:32:58,141
but I mean, I'm really good
at picking up pieces,
546
00:32:58,175 --> 00:33:00,711
you know, it's pretty similar when
I had to pick up all the pieces
547
00:33:00,744 --> 00:33:02,346
of my life after Jen left.
548
00:33:05,648 --> 00:33:08,886
Well, knocking's a lot like
a dolphin echolocation.
549
00:33:08,918 --> 00:33:12,355
And it's also our greatest indication
that the Bigfoot uses tools.
550
00:33:12,388 --> 00:33:14,190
It might say, "Hey...
551
00:33:15,492 --> 00:33:16,894
...I'm in this area."
552
00:33:16,926 --> 00:33:19,664
Or it could even be like
three Bigfoot hunters.
553
00:33:25,601 --> 00:33:30,273
Some notes, you do sound a little
bit more like a lady Bigfoot.
554
00:33:30,307 --> 00:33:32,510
Imagine from deep down
in your nether loins.
555
00:33:33,709 --> 00:33:36,479
Feel free to ask me
any questions. I'm an open book.
556
00:33:36,513 --> 00:33:41,185
Do you think that your obsession with
Bigfoot tore apart your relationship?
557
00:33:41,217 --> 00:33:42,719
Shh...
558
00:33:46,790 --> 00:33:48,459
Do you hear that?
559
00:33:49,659 --> 00:33:51,128
- No.
- I don't.
560
00:33:52,963 --> 00:33:54,831
- There's nothing, I'm sorry. Let's keep moving.
- Okay.
561
00:33:54,865 --> 00:33:56,467
You know, all these
other Bigfoot hunters.
562
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:58,636
They're just out here
to make money, man.
563
00:33:58,668 --> 00:34:01,237
You know, they came out here and
they collected their Bigfoot tracks,
564
00:34:01,271 --> 00:34:03,474
before they knew what they had,
they had printed it,
565
00:34:03,506 --> 00:34:04,941
packaged it and slapped it
on the side
566
00:34:04,975 --> 00:34:06,811
of a lunch box,
and now they're selling it.
567
00:34:07,744 --> 00:34:11,315
They're selling it.
And they were so preoccupied
568
00:34:11,348 --> 00:34:13,317
with whether or not they could,
they never...
569
00:34:13,350 --> 00:34:14,886
stopped to think if they should.
570
00:34:15,953 --> 00:34:17,922
- Jurassic Park.
- Oh.
571
00:34:17,955 --> 00:34:19,857
No, remember, I told you
I've never seen that movie.
572
00:34:25,761 --> 00:34:28,498
- Do you carry a firearm?
- No, never.
573
00:34:28,531 --> 00:34:31,568
Never. I would never carry
any type of weapon
574
00:34:31,601 --> 00:34:33,270
or... or any
sort of thing like that.
575
00:34:33,302 --> 00:34:36,873
But especially not a gun.
Bigfeet hate guns.
576
00:34:36,906 --> 00:34:38,841
So you'd say
Bigfoot is anti-gun.
577
00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:40,911
Well, you know, don't go
putting words in my mouth.
578
00:34:40,944 --> 00:34:43,447
The Squatch respects
the Second Amendment.
579
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,349
He just would never
own a gun personally.
580
00:34:47,551 --> 00:34:48,886
This is probably
one of my favorite devices.
581
00:34:48,918 --> 00:34:52,288
This is a personal water
filtration system.
582
00:34:52,322 --> 00:34:53,958
I mean, you can filter
anything with that.
583
00:34:53,991 --> 00:34:57,460
I've even filtered
and drank pee with it before.
584
00:34:57,493 --> 00:34:59,562
- Drank pee with it?
- Yeah.
585
00:34:59,596 --> 00:35:02,699
- With this one?
- Well, yeah, I don't need two water filters.
586
00:35:02,732 --> 00:35:05,235
- All right, that's good. We'll move on.
- Okay.
587
00:35:07,871 --> 00:35:09,974
Does everyone
out here drink piss?
588
00:35:10,007 --> 00:35:13,344
- What was your question again?
- Oh, I was going to ask, do you think that
589
00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:15,947
- the cause of your relationship...
- Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
590
00:35:20,484 --> 00:35:22,018
You hear that, right?
591
00:35:22,052 --> 00:35:24,288
- No.
- Okay. Okay.
592
00:35:25,422 --> 00:35:28,391
Let's keep moving. what's funny is
a lot of people get lost out here
593
00:35:28,424 --> 00:35:30,627
when they try to
stay on the trail.
594
00:35:30,661 --> 00:35:33,364
That's why I'm happy I'm an Eagle
Scout, I really never get lost.
595
00:35:33,397 --> 00:35:35,366
Oh my god.
You're an Eagle Scout.
596
00:35:35,398 --> 00:35:37,500
Yeah, like, haven't I told
you guys like five times?
597
00:35:39,402 --> 00:35:42,438
How would one communicate
with its family if it was, say,
598
00:35:42,471 --> 00:35:44,708
- a domestic matter?
- Oh, okay, um...
599
00:35:49,045 --> 00:35:51,314
It sounded a
lot like three hunters.
600
00:35:51,348 --> 00:35:54,685
Well, I mean,
who's the cryptozoologist here?
601
00:35:54,717 --> 00:35:57,020
This is a glyph.
602
00:35:57,054 --> 00:35:58,522
- What is?
- This.
603
00:36:00,389 --> 00:36:02,558
- This?
- Yeah, the... this
604
00:36:02,592 --> 00:36:05,029
and that and the that.
A glyph is a way that
605
00:36:05,061 --> 00:36:08,464
a Bigfoot communicates
with other Bigfoots.
606
00:36:08,498 --> 00:36:14,038
So you think that this pile of sticks
that potentially could have fallen here...
607
00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:18,007
- Yeah.
- ...is Bigfoots speaking to each other?
608
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,711
- Yeah. This is a glyph.
- Our guide was a nice guy...
609
00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:24,013
Okay, that's crazy 'cause I'm
seeing another one right there.
610
00:36:24,047 --> 00:36:26,382
...but it was getting hard
not to call out his bullshit.
611
00:36:26,415 --> 00:36:28,585
Do you want to hear knocking
for shut the fuck up?
612
00:36:32,022 --> 00:36:34,657
So your relationship,
it was probably torn apart...
613
00:36:34,690 --> 00:36:35,692
Shut up!
614
00:36:38,027 --> 00:36:39,629
Because I'm pretty sure...
615
00:36:41,598 --> 00:36:45,002
we're in the path of a Bigfoot right
now and we don't want to disturb it.
616
00:36:46,036 --> 00:36:48,505
While Jeff showed us some
pretty cool tricks of the trade,
617
00:36:48,538 --> 00:36:51,507
we hadn't seen anything that explained
what had happened the night before.
618
00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:53,109
And even though
the sun was setting,
619
00:36:53,143 --> 00:36:54,945
our guide insisted
on taking us to a lake
620
00:36:54,978 --> 00:36:56,380
that he had discovered.
621
00:36:56,413 --> 00:36:58,081
Look. It's just so cool
622
00:36:58,114 --> 00:36:59,750
and so beautiful, and I know
you guys are going to love it.
623
00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:01,618
I promise, we're really close.
624
00:37:02,953 --> 00:37:04,888
Cool being a relative term here.
625
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,657
So I wasn't holding my breath.
626
00:37:07,690 --> 00:37:11,127
But just as our guide left
sight, the unexpected happened.
627
00:37:13,897 --> 00:37:15,732
Are you... do you see that?
628
00:37:18,034 --> 00:37:21,003
Come here. You got this, right?
629
00:37:21,036 --> 00:37:23,773
And there it was.
Undeniable evidence
630
00:37:23,806 --> 00:37:25,642
that we were
in Bigfoot's backyard.
631
00:37:27,344 --> 00:37:31,782
I've seen a lot in my time as a journalist,
but nothing as unexpected as this.
632
00:37:31,815 --> 00:37:35,786
This morning I had my doubts,
but now things were different.
633
00:37:35,819 --> 00:37:39,489
I held in my hands,
Bigfoot's DNA.
634
00:37:39,522 --> 00:37:41,725
This could be the sample
we needed to prove
635
00:37:41,757 --> 00:37:43,560
that religion is wrong...
636
00:37:43,592 --> 00:37:45,395
- Bryan, what are you doing?
- ...that we evol...
637
00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:47,898
- Collecting some evidence.
- That's not evidence.
638
00:37:47,931 --> 00:37:49,800
That's my shit
from this morning.
639
00:37:51,067 --> 00:37:52,735
This isn't Bigfoot scat?
640
00:37:52,768 --> 00:37:54,804
No, absolutely not. Brian, look.
641
00:37:54,837 --> 00:37:56,806
There's my toilet paper
right there.
642
00:37:58,208 --> 00:38:01,110
To say it had been a
long day was an understatement.
643
00:38:01,143 --> 00:38:02,679
Well, I'm gonna need
another pencil.
644
00:38:03,947 --> 00:38:05,649
And we were losing light fast.
645
00:38:05,681 --> 00:38:07,450
So Jeff's lake
would have to wait.
646
00:38:07,484 --> 00:38:10,119
So I know your instinct
is to camp right here
647
00:38:10,152 --> 00:38:13,823
in this clearing, but to avoid
another situation like last night,
648
00:38:13,857 --> 00:38:16,627
why don't y'all go ahead and shove
that tent right in those vines.
649
00:38:26,603 --> 00:38:30,574
Jeff had gone to sleep
which finally gave my producer and I
650
00:38:30,607 --> 00:38:32,509
a chance to catch up.
651
00:38:32,542 --> 00:38:34,076
How do you think today went?
652
00:38:34,110 --> 00:38:36,080
Went okay.
Got some pretty good footage.
653
00:38:37,013 --> 00:38:39,516
I cannot get a read on this.
654
00:38:39,549 --> 00:38:44,721
This guy though. I mean, like,
is he mad that someone caught him in a lie
655
00:38:44,753 --> 00:38:47,525
or is he mad that
no one believes him...
656
00:38:48,625 --> 00:38:51,027
I don't know.
It's just too much.
657
00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:53,896
"Uh, are you guys aware that
this is actually the spot where Bigfoot
658
00:38:53,929 --> 00:38:55,165
first became an Eagle Scout."
659
00:38:56,534 --> 00:39:00,070
If you make fun of Bigfoot again,
I'm going to tell Jeff's fiance.
660
00:39:07,543 --> 00:39:09,212
Hey, I'm sorry
I was such a prick yesterday.
661
00:39:11,181 --> 00:39:12,816
It's okay.
662
00:39:12,848 --> 00:39:13,984
I... I get it.
663
00:39:15,618 --> 00:39:17,487
If anyone deserves
to work in broadcast...
664
00:39:18,255 --> 00:39:19,123
it's you.
665
00:39:20,790 --> 00:39:22,525
You do all the work,
you put everything together,
666
00:39:22,558 --> 00:39:24,060
and I didn't even
read the itinerary.
667
00:39:27,029 --> 00:39:27,931
Thanks.
668
00:39:31,534 --> 00:39:34,605
I guess I just had this idea of the
sort of work that we should be doing,
669
00:39:35,304 --> 00:39:36,573
and I think we deserve it.
670
00:39:39,174 --> 00:39:42,812
But maybe it's, like,
on me, because I'm building up
671
00:39:42,846 --> 00:39:46,917
this idea of some sort of
grand investigator.
672
00:39:46,949 --> 00:39:49,219
Like I think I'm going to be
Carl Bernstein or something.
673
00:39:51,955 --> 00:39:54,223
I just, I know I'd do anything
to be given a shot
674
00:39:54,257 --> 00:39:55,559
at a real story.
675
00:39:57,060 --> 00:39:59,563
And when I see other people
getting that shot, it just...
676
00:40:03,967 --> 00:40:05,903
It just feels like we're
never going to make it.
677
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:14,311
Well... why don't
we just get over it?
678
00:40:14,344 --> 00:40:18,849
I mean who gives a shit, we work
at a big New York media company
679
00:40:18,882 --> 00:40:22,586
that just made a rapper their prime
time anchor, so maybe we don't know
680
00:40:22,618 --> 00:40:23,887
what the fuck they want.
681
00:40:26,623 --> 00:40:29,059
Maybe we should just be happy.
682
00:40:29,092 --> 00:40:32,829
I mean, like, it is kind
of fun, a little bit.
683
00:40:32,862 --> 00:40:37,768
I mean, how many reporters from The Guardian
get to go out into the woods in Georgia
684
00:40:37,801 --> 00:40:41,672
and follow around an Eagle Scout
Bigfoot weirdo for a week?
685
00:40:43,206 --> 00:40:44,575
And it could be a lot worse.
686
00:40:46,042 --> 00:40:47,143
I could be doing this alone.
687
00:40:49,179 --> 00:40:50,915
So I'm glad you're
out here with me.
688
00:40:54,717 --> 00:40:55,719
Me too.
689
00:40:58,989 --> 00:41:00,090
Hey, guys.
690
00:41:01,123 --> 00:41:03,593
I'm also glad
you're out here with me.
691
00:41:08,230 --> 00:41:09,799
I'm gonna go to bed.
692
00:41:09,833 --> 00:41:11,301
Day three with my producer,
693
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:14,605
who, like I said,
rolls on everything.
694
00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:17,674
Oh shit, man. Got to get some
B-roll of me waking up.
695
00:41:19,141 --> 00:41:21,011
Hold on, let me focus it.
Hold on.
696
00:41:21,043 --> 00:41:21,946
Yeah, man.
697
00:41:22,946 --> 00:41:25,081
Got to make sure
this looks good.
698
00:41:25,114 --> 00:41:27,984
Get some sweet B-roll
of me checking my texts.
699
00:41:30,353 --> 00:41:32,856
Awesome, no reception.
700
00:41:39,029 --> 00:41:41,331
His tent's empty. Looks like
we're on our own again.
701
00:41:42,799 --> 00:41:46,802
- Maybe he's up the trail.
- Yeah, probably taking another shit for me to find.
702
00:41:53,442 --> 00:41:55,978
Oh, here he is.
703
00:41:56,011 --> 00:41:59,715
Jeff, it's that lake
you were talking about.
704
00:41:59,748 --> 00:42:02,185
Yeah, see, I told you all
I wasn't lost.
705
00:42:02,217 --> 00:42:03,886
Wow.
706
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,290
- This is really beautiful.
- It is, isn't it.
707
00:42:07,290 --> 00:42:08,190
Wow.
708
00:42:10,326 --> 00:42:14,097
So, um, most of the lakes
in Georgia are man-made reservoirs,
709
00:42:14,130 --> 00:42:16,767
but this is actually one
of the natural ones.
710
00:42:16,799 --> 00:42:18,435
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
711
00:42:18,467 --> 00:42:20,337
A lot of people don't know
this, but over time,
712
00:42:20,369 --> 00:42:23,005
a lot of lakes just disappear.
713
00:42:23,038 --> 00:42:25,074
You know, part of it's because
of global warming
714
00:42:25,107 --> 00:42:28,177
but for the most part it's just
the natural order of things.
715
00:42:29,212 --> 00:42:32,049
It's why when I come out and look
out over something like this,
716
00:42:32,081 --> 00:42:35,384
I just want to breathe it all in
because, potentially,
717
00:42:35,418 --> 00:42:37,287
I could be the last person
to see it.
718
00:42:40,989 --> 00:42:43,393
- You know, one time back in the Boy Scouts we were...
- Jeff...
719
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,262
you know...
720
00:42:47,063 --> 00:42:49,833
this is... this is a pretty chill
life you lead.
721
00:42:51,101 --> 00:42:54,204
You live in a beautiful place,
you hike for a living,
722
00:42:54,237 --> 00:42:55,272
you write books.
723
00:42:56,172 --> 00:42:57,975
I mean,
it's not glamorous but...
724
00:42:59,942 --> 00:43:01,177
you got a cool life.
725
00:43:03,212 --> 00:43:04,113
Thanks.
726
00:43:06,049 --> 00:43:07,417
You know, when
I'm out by the water like this,
727
00:43:07,449 --> 00:43:09,085
I just feel so much more calm.
728
00:43:10,219 --> 00:43:12,388
And that, like, I'm making all
the right decisions in life
729
00:43:12,422 --> 00:43:15,257
and that this Bigfoot
hunting obsession
730
00:43:15,290 --> 00:43:18,696
isn't just going
to be a waste of my time.
731
00:43:19,996 --> 00:43:24,267
That video I took years ago,
it turned me from a nobody to a somebody,
732
00:43:24,299 --> 00:43:27,970
but it completely ruined
my relationship with Jennie.
733
00:43:28,003 --> 00:43:31,373
She just couldn't understand how a
grown man wanted to spend all his time
734
00:43:31,406 --> 00:43:33,342
in the woods hunting
for a Sasquatch.
735
00:43:34,377 --> 00:43:39,248
She said it was strange
and she said that I was a loser,
736
00:43:39,281 --> 00:43:41,283
and then her mom called me
a loser too,
737
00:43:41,317 --> 00:43:43,821
and then eventually my mom
joined their side as well.
738
00:43:44,987 --> 00:43:46,889
Sure, I'm a single guy
739
00:43:46,922 --> 00:43:51,194
living in a bachelor pad with
my semi violent, drunk cousin,
740
00:43:51,226 --> 00:43:53,763
but it's all worth it.
741
00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:57,199
It's all worth it because Bigfoot is real
and you guys are making this documentary
742
00:43:57,232 --> 00:43:59,335
about me, and I'm not a loser.
743
00:44:02,538 --> 00:44:03,773
Fuck you, Mom.
744
00:44:06,976 --> 00:44:11,448
At least that's what I think about
when I look at a sunrise.
745
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:12,381
How about you?
746
00:44:13,982 --> 00:44:15,852
Well, gonna go pack.
747
00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:28,297
Do you think he realizes
how much he puts on people?
748
00:44:28,331 --> 00:44:30,300
Jeff was just being honest,
749
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:32,869
which was something I hadn't
done with my producer, Zach.
750
00:44:34,337 --> 00:44:37,107
What? Job offer?
751
00:44:37,139 --> 00:44:38,241
PBS?
752
00:44:39,141 --> 00:44:41,511
Was it my phone?
Oh, shit, reception!
753
00:44:48,317 --> 00:44:50,186
Look at what
this piece of shit sent us.
754
00:44:51,888 --> 00:44:54,223
Hey, do you think they got together and
he, like, ate out Justin Trudeau's asshole?
755
00:44:56,025 --> 00:44:59,362
And my battery is dead. Awesome.
756
00:44:59,395 --> 00:45:03,366
Just enough to get a photo
from that piece of shit.
757
00:45:03,398 --> 00:45:05,469
If y'all need to make
a phone call, I got reception.
758
00:45:07,002 --> 00:45:09,272
- No, we're good.
- All right.
759
00:45:10,339 --> 00:45:14,543
So, we're out in the woods,
day two, North Georgia Foothills.
760
00:45:14,576 --> 00:45:16,612
We've seen some pretty
interesting stuff.
761
00:45:16,645 --> 00:45:20,516
Our guide has decided
to take us to a spa...
762
00:45:20,549 --> 00:45:22,985
Hey, Jeff.
You're in the shot, Jeff.
763
00:45:23,018 --> 00:45:24,286
You're in the shot.
764
00:45:24,319 --> 00:45:26,189
- Sorry.
- It's all good.
765
00:45:28,324 --> 00:45:30,527
- Am I clear?
- Yeah.
766
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:34,364
So, we're out here in the woods,
day two, North Georgia.
767
00:45:34,397 --> 00:45:39,436
We haven't seen Bigfoot, but we have seen
some things here that are somewhat...
768
00:45:40,502 --> 00:45:42,504
Jeff, Jeff.
769
00:45:42,538 --> 00:45:44,907
Oh my gosh,
are you guys still filming?
770
00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:46,542
I'm sorry. I'll just...
I'll just get behind the camera.
771
00:45:46,576 --> 00:45:47,476
Okay.
772
00:45:49,478 --> 00:45:51,881
So we're out here in the woods,
day two, North Georgia.
773
00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:54,183
- We're not seeing Bigfoot but...
- Hey, Zach, will you cut for just a second.
774
00:45:54,217 --> 00:45:57,487
Brian, something's got to be done
about your hair. You just look crazy.
775
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,623
Let me just get that real quick.
776
00:45:59,656 --> 00:46:01,123
There you go, much better.
777
00:46:05,427 --> 00:46:07,931
- So we're out in the woods day two...
- And action.
778
00:46:09,565 --> 00:46:12,202
So, we're in
the fucking Woods. Cut.
779
00:46:15,170 --> 00:46:17,473
While our
first day had been fun,
780
00:46:17,507 --> 00:46:19,976
we were beginning to wonder
if our guide was reliable.
781
00:46:21,576 --> 00:46:23,212
Jeff, are we going
the right way?
782
00:46:23,246 --> 00:46:25,449
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, it should just be...
783
00:46:26,616 --> 00:46:29,052
this way? Yeah, it's this way.
784
00:46:32,188 --> 00:46:33,990
Does he know
which way he's going?
785
00:46:34,022 --> 00:46:35,358
I mean, he knew
how to get to the lake.
786
00:46:36,259 --> 00:46:38,228
Whatever. This is good footage.
Just keep rolling.
787
00:46:40,196 --> 00:46:42,398
While I thought we were
headed in the right direction,
788
00:46:42,431 --> 00:46:45,567
I was about to find out
how lost we really were.
789
00:46:45,601 --> 00:46:48,071
And while I was looking
for a figurative sign,
790
00:46:48,103 --> 00:46:50,239
I didn't expect
to find a literal one.
791
00:46:50,272 --> 00:46:51,207
What's that?
792
00:46:54,509 --> 00:46:57,212
Jeff, what's that?
793
00:46:57,246 --> 00:46:59,349
This... this isn't right.
794
00:46:59,382 --> 00:47:03,485
Okay. So do we double back to the
trail that we were on earlier?
795
00:47:03,518 --> 00:47:05,487
No. No, no, no, no.
The direction is right,
796
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,390
the compass has been
pointing north all day.
797
00:47:08,424 --> 00:47:10,627
Wait. Have you been holding your
compass like that the entire time?
798
00:47:10,659 --> 00:47:12,295
Yeah.
799
00:47:12,328 --> 00:47:14,630
It's right next to your
magnetic belt clip.
800
00:47:14,663 --> 00:47:17,100
- No wonder it always says north, dumbass.
- Shit.
801
00:47:17,132 --> 00:47:19,601
- You seriously didn't realize that?
- Brian, I...
802
00:47:19,634 --> 00:47:22,571
Typically, situations like
this would cause other people to panic.
803
00:47:22,605 --> 00:47:25,976
But as an experienced reporter,
I know how to keep a level head.
804
00:47:26,009 --> 00:47:29,545
All the situation required was
some patience and some planning.
805
00:47:29,578 --> 00:47:31,080
- ...Brian.
- What trail are we on?
806
00:47:31,114 --> 00:47:32,715
It's probably not listed.
807
00:47:32,748 --> 00:47:35,317
- It's a map from a hotel lobby!
- I don't care!
808
00:47:35,351 --> 00:47:38,221
Tell me what trail we're on or we are
going to stay lost up here forever.
809
00:47:38,253 --> 00:47:40,322
Your compass clearly
doesn't fucking work.
810
00:47:40,355 --> 00:47:42,658
- Neither does your Eagle...
- Hey, guys...
811
00:47:44,192 --> 00:47:46,328
What's that thing up
in the brush there?
812
00:47:46,362 --> 00:47:49,398
- What? What's what?
- There's something up there.
813
00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:54,404
But no amount of planning could
have prepared us for what came next.
814
00:47:56,438 --> 00:47:58,074
After a day and a half
in the woods
815
00:47:58,107 --> 00:48:00,009
with our incompetent guide,
816
00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:02,712
my producer and I thought
we were going home empty-handed.
817
00:48:02,744 --> 00:48:06,315
Now, we'd stumbled upon something
bigger than we'd ever anticipated,
818
00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:08,650
and there was no going back.
819
00:48:08,683 --> 00:48:10,353
Holy shit.
820
00:48:12,455 --> 00:48:15,491
Do you think this is one of
those, like, bear attacks?
821
00:48:15,525 --> 00:48:17,793
You think a bear
is capable of this?
822
00:48:17,826 --> 00:48:20,397
Dude...
what, you think it's Bigfoot?
823
00:48:21,764 --> 00:48:23,800
He's got a gun,
it's just like Jeff said.
824
00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:27,103
Yeah, he does have a gun. Brian, sto...
stop getting so close to it.
825
00:48:27,136 --> 00:48:30,672
When we set out this morning,
none of us could've predicted a dead body.
826
00:48:30,706 --> 00:48:33,076
And based on the lack
of decomposition here,
827
00:48:33,109 --> 00:48:35,578
looks like whatever happened
just occurred.
828
00:48:35,610 --> 00:48:38,447
And just by chance, we have...
829
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,116
Oh. Oh, God!
830
00:48:40,148 --> 00:48:41,817
Oh my god.
831
00:48:41,851 --> 00:48:43,553
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
832
00:48:43,585 --> 00:48:45,354
I'm fine.
833
00:48:48,690 --> 00:48:51,127
This body could've
been out here for days,
834
00:48:51,159 --> 00:48:53,696
and if we hadn't stumbled
across it,
835
00:48:53,728 --> 00:48:55,732
who knows how long it would have been...
836
00:48:55,764 --> 00:48:57,500
Oh, god, dude. Jeff!
837
00:48:57,532 --> 00:49:00,170
Oh, I'm not fine. I'm not fine.
838
00:49:00,203 --> 00:49:01,304
Oh, no.
839
00:49:02,605 --> 00:49:04,674
Brian, I... I can't be near this thing, man.
840
00:49:04,706 --> 00:49:06,308
- Whoa, whoa, keep rolling on this.
- Dude,
841
00:49:06,342 --> 00:49:08,211
I can't be near this, dude.
842
00:49:08,243 --> 00:49:09,578
It's a body, man.
843
00:49:09,612 --> 00:49:12,182
You have us in the woods
with a body, man.
844
00:49:12,214 --> 00:49:14,216
Okay, but you remember
what we heard, right?
845
00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:16,152
The other night?
Whatever that was,
846
00:49:16,185 --> 00:49:17,788
clearly we are hot on its trail.
847
00:49:18,688 --> 00:49:20,290
We have to call the cops, man.
848
00:49:20,322 --> 00:49:22,591
W... why? What difference
would that make?
849
00:49:22,625 --> 00:49:24,427
We're two days
out of town right now.
850
00:49:24,460 --> 00:49:26,196
And besides, do you think
you're the first camera man
851
00:49:26,228 --> 00:49:27,330
to see a dead body?
852
00:49:28,230 --> 00:49:29,598
I don't think you get it.
853
00:49:29,632 --> 00:49:31,068
We're in the shit.
854
00:49:32,569 --> 00:49:34,737
- Dude, this isn't worth it, man, I'm turning the camera off.
- No, do not.
855
00:49:34,770 --> 00:49:36,473
- I'm turning the camera off.
- Do not, leave it rolling!
856
00:49:36,505 --> 00:49:38,174
- Leave it on!
- And for the first time ever,
857
00:49:38,206 --> 00:49:40,442
Zach... stopped rolling.
858
00:49:44,514 --> 00:49:47,417
We made the turn
right here, right?
859
00:49:47,449 --> 00:49:51,120
Yeah, I... I think so. That should
be right, because this way is North.
860
00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:54,389
Okay, okay,
so we can take this trail here
861
00:49:54,422 --> 00:49:56,658
and we can hit
the ranger station.
862
00:49:56,692 --> 00:49:58,728
They'll probably have a phone,
we can call back to town,
863
00:49:58,761 --> 00:50:00,362
that'll be way faster
than going back.
864
00:50:00,395 --> 00:50:02,297
Yeah, we... tha... that
might work, but I...
865
00:50:02,331 --> 00:50:05,635
- Brian, I... That map is for tourists.
- It's all we got.
866
00:50:05,668 --> 00:50:07,237
- Okay.
- Let's go.
867
00:50:16,212 --> 00:50:18,748
- Come on!
- We're really doing this?
868
00:50:18,781 --> 00:50:19,683
Yes.
869
00:50:22,618 --> 00:50:23,652
Shit.
870
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:25,621
Shit!
871
00:50:27,556 --> 00:50:29,692
So, we're two days
into our hike,
872
00:50:29,725 --> 00:50:33,696
we have found a victim
of what we believe to be
873
00:50:33,728 --> 00:50:36,165
a Bigfoot attack
or a bear attack.
874
00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:39,601
Either way, our best hope is probably
to head to this hiking outpost
875
00:50:39,634 --> 00:50:41,337
and radio back to town.
876
00:50:41,369 --> 00:50:43,705
We have a pretty
hefty hike ahead of us,
877
00:50:43,739 --> 00:50:46,676
and we are feeling it
in the heat of this afternoon.
878
00:50:46,708 --> 00:50:50,312
According to our guide, we were only a
few hours away from the ranger station
879
00:50:50,346 --> 00:50:52,181
and could soon
alert the authorities.
880
00:50:52,214 --> 00:50:54,750
By radioing in,
we avoid going back to town,
881
00:50:54,784 --> 00:50:58,555
and we can keep searching for
whatever stormed our campsite.
882
00:50:58,587 --> 00:50:59,922
And whatever killed that man.
883
00:51:05,328 --> 00:51:07,263
- Did we go the right way?
- Yeah, we...
884
00:51:07,295 --> 00:51:09,498
we took the turn
that your map said to.
885
00:51:09,531 --> 00:51:12,201
This is like, like an abandoned
hippie commune.
886
00:51:12,235 --> 00:51:13,670
Yeah, that is
what it looks like.
887
00:51:15,871 --> 00:51:19,842
- Are we lost?
- No! No, no, no, no, no, no, I... I know where to go from here.
888
00:51:19,875 --> 00:51:22,512
We just need to keep going
southwest into town.
889
00:51:22,545 --> 00:51:25,748
Man, Jeff. I pulled out the map, I asked you
if that's where we turned and you said yes!
890
00:51:25,781 --> 00:51:27,616
Brian. How many times
do I have to tell you
891
00:51:27,650 --> 00:51:30,453
that that map is for day hiking
hipster pieces of trash
892
00:51:30,485 --> 00:51:33,455
from Brooklyn who just want
to come in for Instagram pics?
893
00:51:33,489 --> 00:51:36,960
Wow, you know, I didn't realize the
guy who brags about never getting lost
894
00:51:36,993 --> 00:51:39,261
would get us so fucking lost.
895
00:51:39,295 --> 00:51:40,863
- Let me guess, you learn that shit in...
- Look, just give me
896
00:51:40,895 --> 00:51:43,699
a couple minutes to get
my bearings straight, all right.
897
00:51:43,732 --> 00:51:46,568
And I'll get us into town.
I think it's only, like,
898
00:51:46,601 --> 00:51:49,504
a half a mile from that...
that ranger station.
899
00:51:51,973 --> 00:51:53,509
We'd been through a lot.
900
00:51:56,011 --> 00:51:59,281
But after seeing firsthand what can
happen to hikers in these mountains...
901
00:52:00,650 --> 00:52:03,520
I couldn't help but wonder,
were we next?
902
00:52:05,321 --> 00:52:07,023
Jeff had gotten us this far,
903
00:52:07,056 --> 00:52:09,025
and his training as an Eagle
Scout had come in handy
904
00:52:09,058 --> 00:52:11,860
more than once. But I was
beginning to ask myself
905
00:52:11,893 --> 00:52:15,464
if maybe an Eagle Scout
is just an adult
906
00:52:15,498 --> 00:52:17,734
who stayed in Scouts too long.
907
00:52:19,902 --> 00:52:23,005
But after insisting that we were
at least close to our outpost,
908
00:52:23,038 --> 00:52:25,908
- our guide formulated a plan.
- So, look.
909
00:52:26,808 --> 00:52:28,977
It's probably the best bet
for us to just go ahead
910
00:52:29,011 --> 00:52:30,746
and set up camp here.
911
00:52:30,779 --> 00:52:32,348
We're running out of daylight
912
00:52:32,380 --> 00:52:34,317
and we know we have
a reliable water source.
913
00:52:35,317 --> 00:52:39,921
But we have about two hours
until full sunset.
914
00:52:39,955 --> 00:52:41,757
So I thought
maybe during that time
915
00:52:41,790 --> 00:52:43,759
I could go
and scout out the area,
916
00:52:43,793 --> 00:52:46,696
and maybe get a better
understanding of where we are.
917
00:52:46,728 --> 00:52:50,032
And while I'm gone,
maybe we could, you know,
918
00:52:50,065 --> 00:52:52,435
set up your tent...
919
00:52:52,467 --> 00:52:58,007
and maybe deal with some of those anger
management issues we saw come out earlier?
920
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,509
You know, and then, like, think abou...
think about the things we said
921
00:53:00,543 --> 00:53:03,680
and the way that we said them
when we were emotional
922
00:53:03,712 --> 00:53:05,480
- that maybe we really...
- I'm not apologizing.
923
00:53:05,514 --> 00:53:07,417
Nope, nope.
924
00:53:07,449 --> 00:53:10,052
And... nor should you,
nor should you at all.
925
00:53:10,085 --> 00:53:13,857
I just thought maybe it's better
to, you know, not hold a grudge.
926
00:53:17,058 --> 00:53:18,794
All right, well...
927
00:53:18,828 --> 00:53:19,795
I'm going to go.
928
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,469
With only a few hours left in
the day and abandoned by our guide,
929
00:53:27,737 --> 00:53:31,407
it was only me and my cameraman
left to fend for ourselves
930
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:32,942
or be prepared for nightfall.
931
00:53:45,087 --> 00:53:46,723
Hey, guys, it's me,
932
00:53:46,755 --> 00:53:50,092
your old reliable friend,
the Cryptic Commander.
933
00:53:50,125 --> 00:53:52,627
I'm in way
over my fucking head right now.
934
00:53:52,661 --> 00:53:55,365
We're... really lost.
935
00:53:55,397 --> 00:53:57,466
This tree looks like that tree,
936
00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,702
and that tree
looks like this tree.
937
00:53:59,735 --> 00:54:03,073
We could be anywhere,
we are so turned around.
938
00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:06,609
I've... I've got to come clean
about something.
939
00:54:08,143 --> 00:54:11,113
A couple of years ago,
I got what's considered...
940
00:54:11,147 --> 00:54:13,982
the best Bigfoot footage
in the world.
941
00:54:14,984 --> 00:54:18,054
So I got a couple books
published because of it, but...
942
00:54:18,087 --> 00:54:21,657
it also absolutely
ruined my life.
943
00:54:21,690 --> 00:54:23,426
But then,
944
00:54:23,458 --> 00:54:26,828
I started this YouTube channel
and I thought, "Oh, my...
945
00:54:26,862 --> 00:54:31,701
my viewers can be my friends, my...
my subscribers, they can be my family."
946
00:54:31,734 --> 00:54:33,902
But it was never enough.
947
00:54:34,837 --> 00:54:39,542
So, when the Compound crew called and said
they wanted to put me in a documentary,
948
00:54:39,574 --> 00:54:41,810
I... I jumped at the chance,
949
00:54:41,844 --> 00:54:44,813
because I was so excited
to talk to someone
950
00:54:44,846 --> 00:54:48,884
about something I cared about
in real life again.
951
00:54:48,918 --> 00:54:55,058
And I wanted them to be so intrigued and
so obsessed with Bigfoot like I am that...
952
00:54:59,661 --> 00:55:00,562
I faked it.
953
00:55:02,230 --> 00:55:05,067
I faked their Bigfoot encounter
on the first night.
954
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:13,875
I'll be able to get us
out of here, I know I will.
955
00:55:13,909 --> 00:55:15,811
I've been on this mountain
multiple times.
956
00:55:17,011 --> 00:55:19,481
Even when I do,
they're just going to leave.
957
00:55:22,518 --> 00:55:24,686
Because that's
what they always do.
958
00:55:26,922 --> 00:55:28,625
Hold on second,
did y'all hear that?
959
00:55:36,998 --> 00:55:37,900
There it is again.
960
00:55:41,103 --> 00:55:42,539
This could be a real sighting.
961
00:55:46,174 --> 00:55:47,943
Oh my gosh!
962
00:55:47,976 --> 00:55:49,545
There might be more
than one of them.
963
00:55:53,781 --> 00:55:54,817
They're right on top of me.
964
00:56:18,607 --> 00:56:21,210
So, we're here
where our guide told us to stay.
965
00:56:21,243 --> 00:56:24,547
We've been without water
for basically an entire day now
966
00:56:24,580 --> 00:56:26,114
and we're beginning
to lose hope.
967
00:56:26,147 --> 00:56:28,049
How we don't realize this?
968
00:56:28,083 --> 00:56:33,022
Actually, more than one
boy scout on this trip.
969
00:56:33,956 --> 00:56:35,958
I actually managed
to work my way up to tenderfoot.
970
00:56:39,228 --> 00:56:42,264
F###! So the mosquito
net that our guy gave us
971
00:56:42,297 --> 00:56:46,002
is apparently faulty, because I'm
still getting bit right through this.
972
00:56:46,034 --> 00:56:49,004
Probably the worst part of this,
though, is realizing that...
973
00:56:49,038 --> 00:56:51,139
we were better off
following a guy...
974
00:56:52,775 --> 00:56:54,177
...who thought
that Bigfoot was real.
975
00:56:57,011 --> 00:56:57,913
Hello?
976
00:56:59,315 --> 00:57:00,750
Jeff?
977
00:57:00,782 --> 00:57:01,784
Hello?
978
00:57:04,252 --> 00:57:06,221
- Hello?
- Hey!
979
00:57:06,255 --> 00:57:07,723
Hey, anybody down there?
980
00:57:07,755 --> 00:57:09,591
Hey! Have you seen Jeff?
981
00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:12,161
Hey! Oh, boys! Hey there.
982
00:57:12,194 --> 00:57:16,299
No, no Jeff. But how the hell
did you get up here?
983
00:57:16,331 --> 00:57:17,266
You all right?
984
00:57:18,167 --> 00:57:19,235
What happened?
985
00:57:20,502 --> 00:57:21,637
- Okay. Well, well...
- We saw something in the woods.
986
00:57:21,670 --> 00:57:22,838
- ...we were doing a story, like, you know...
- Yeah.
987
00:57:22,871 --> 00:57:25,775
- ...and then... yeah, the thing...
- ...saw something...
988
00:57:25,808 --> 00:57:27,842
- Maybe...
- Look, we don't know where our guide is.
989
00:57:27,875 --> 00:57:30,211
- It was very hectic...
- Okay, okay. Lo... hey!
990
00:57:30,244 --> 00:57:32,147
Hey, calm down, okay?
It's going to be okay.
991
00:57:33,081 --> 00:57:34,217
What got you so spooked?
992
00:57:35,284 --> 00:57:37,052
We saw a dead body.
993
00:57:37,085 --> 00:57:38,253
We were trying to radio you.
994
00:57:40,822 --> 00:57:43,759
Well, sounds like you boys have
been through a lot tonight.
995
00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:47,228
Well, look, I'd love to give you
a ride back in town,
996
00:57:47,261 --> 00:57:50,799
but, uh, unfortunately
you are trespassing.
997
00:57:50,833 --> 00:57:53,035
- What?
- Yeah. Yeah, sorry.
998
00:57:53,067 --> 00:57:55,003
Look, uh, just a formality,
999
00:57:55,036 --> 00:57:56,839
but I am going to need you
to put these on.
1000
00:57:57,906 --> 00:58:00,308
- What?
- Mm-hmm. Just protocol, just put them on.
1001
00:58:00,342 --> 00:58:02,078
I'll bring you back to town.
1002
00:58:02,110 --> 00:58:03,779
But...
but we're lost out in the woods.
1003
00:58:03,811 --> 00:58:07,183
I know, and you won't be
real soon, okay?
1004
00:58:07,215 --> 00:58:10,619
- Go ahead.
- Dude, I'm not putting on cuffs.
1005
00:58:10,652 --> 00:58:11,353
Please.
1006
00:58:14,889 --> 00:58:16,658
All right, we tried
to do things the easy way.
1007
00:58:18,726 --> 00:58:20,062
I think you better put these on.
1008
00:58:20,996 --> 00:58:22,965
He doesn't take kindly
to strangers.
1009
00:58:23,898 --> 00:58:25,333
It's about time
we turn this off.
1010
00:58:28,036 --> 00:58:30,172
We were caught in
something bigger than we expected.
1011
00:58:30,205 --> 00:58:32,273
And the monster we were chasing
1012
00:58:32,306 --> 00:58:34,176
was about to show its face.
1013
00:58:35,677 --> 00:58:37,346
This thing recording?
1014
00:58:37,378 --> 00:58:39,214
Oh, hell yeah, what's up, world?
1015
00:58:39,248 --> 00:58:41,150
It's your boy, Trucknutz!
1016
00:58:41,183 --> 00:58:44,052
We out here in the dirty south
moving product.
1017
00:58:44,085 --> 00:58:47,055
You know how we do.
You heard of the Cali cartel?
1018
00:58:47,089 --> 00:58:50,025
Well, we're the Mountain Dew
Mafia, that's right.
1019
00:58:50,058 --> 00:58:53,928
Let me show you all around,
this is my boy, Stevie.
1020
00:58:53,962 --> 00:58:56,398
Man, what the fuck?
We said no names.
1021
00:58:56,431 --> 00:58:59,435
- I know that's why I used a fake name, Logan.
- What the fuck, Kyle?
1022
00:58:59,467 --> 00:59:01,971
This is my beautiful wife.
1023
00:59:02,003 --> 00:59:04,739
What the fuck? I'm trying
to flirt with you, bitch.
1024
00:59:04,772 --> 00:59:06,341
So this my man cave, y'all.
1025
00:59:06,375 --> 00:59:09,445
I got a big screen TV,
the flat kind,
1026
00:59:09,478 --> 00:59:11,414
I got an Xbox 360,
1027
00:59:11,447 --> 00:59:14,784
check me out, my gamertag
is countryroads1971,
1028
00:59:14,817 --> 00:59:18,753
that's the year John Denver
released the real national anthem.
1029
00:59:18,786 --> 00:59:21,924
And, uh, what else
I want to show y'all?
1030
00:59:23,859 --> 00:59:25,927
Oh, damn,
let me show you the warehouse.
1031
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,063
All right, y'all,
welcome to the compound,
1032
00:59:28,096 --> 00:59:29,831
where the real action happens.
1033
00:59:29,864 --> 00:59:31,332
Yo, check that out.
1034
00:59:31,366 --> 00:59:33,768
Just when y'all thought
we were done, right?
1035
00:59:33,802 --> 00:59:37,940
We're contributing to the
motherfucking opioid epidemic.
1036
00:59:37,973 --> 00:59:41,043
That's right. This is a brick
of fentanyl right here,
1037
00:59:41,076 --> 00:59:42,878
it's all wrapped up
in Saran Wrap,
1038
00:59:42,911 --> 00:59:44,714
I guess they're going
to chop it up and...
1039
00:59:44,746 --> 00:59:46,449
and put it in these,
uh, stuffed animals.
1040
00:59:46,482 --> 00:59:48,250
Y'all seen Traffic, right?
1041
00:59:48,282 --> 00:59:49,819
It's just like that.
1042
00:59:49,851 --> 00:59:51,386
Hey, What are you doing?
1043
00:59:51,420 --> 00:59:52,955
You can't be in here, man!
1044
00:59:55,223 --> 00:59:56,725
These are my boys, right here.
1045
00:59:58,893 --> 01:00:01,496
Hey! Get the fuck
out of here now!
1046
01:00:01,529 --> 01:00:03,364
- All right, Jesus!
- You ain't supposed to be in here.
1047
01:00:03,397 --> 01:00:05,834
- Get out of here!
- Goddamn!
1048
01:00:05,868 --> 01:00:07,268
Let's go look at some guns.
1049
01:00:07,302 --> 01:00:09,472
Bam! This is my gun collection
right here.
1050
01:00:09,505 --> 01:00:11,440
I love these guns
like my family.
1051
01:00:11,473 --> 01:00:14,442
I know them like the back
of my fucking hand, dude.
1052
01:00:14,476 --> 01:00:17,346
This is my long gun.
This is my short gun.
1053
01:00:17,378 --> 01:00:20,415
These are all my baby girls right
there, all three of them.
1054
01:00:20,449 --> 01:00:22,885
Uh, this, of course,
is more fentanyl bricks.
1055
01:00:22,918 --> 01:00:25,821
We sell so much fucking
fentanyl bricks,
1056
01:00:25,853 --> 01:00:27,790
like, suck it, El Chapo.
1057
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:35,130
Let's check out my truck, y'all. I mean, fuck this.
1058
01:00:35,163 --> 01:00:37,866
So, this is it right here,
y'all, this is my baby.
1059
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:40,369
I'mma drop a LS3 in this sucker.
1060
01:00:40,402 --> 01:00:43,938
I'mma be cruising on 22s, like,
1061
01:00:43,971 --> 01:00:45,941
she might not look
like much right now...
1062
01:00:47,141 --> 01:00:48,277
but check this out.
1063
01:00:53,882 --> 01:00:56,552
Dude! I already told you once.
1064
01:00:56,585 --> 01:00:58,387
Get out of the damn warehouse!
1065
01:00:58,420 --> 01:01:00,456
- We're working.
- All right, fine.
1066
01:01:00,489 --> 01:01:02,023
I'm going to the stable
1067
01:01:02,056 --> 01:01:03,859
where at least I get respect.
1068
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,861
Haters, y'all!
1069
01:01:06,895 --> 01:01:08,797
Now we're in the stable,
1070
01:01:08,831 --> 01:01:10,399
where we got hella horses.
1071
01:01:10,431 --> 01:01:13,835
Just your regular, you know,
run-of-the-mill stable.
1072
01:01:13,868 --> 01:01:16,971
Psych! We got prisoners
up in here too!
1073
01:01:17,005 --> 01:01:19,008
Look at those bitches in there.
1074
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,576
They're... they're our
real human captives.
1075
01:01:21,610 --> 01:01:24,247
Shut the fuck up. Shut up.
1076
01:01:25,147 --> 01:01:29,051
- Yeah, we just kind of do with them what we please.
- Carl, what are you doing?
1077
01:01:29,083 --> 01:01:31,085
You know,
I'm trying to go viral, cuz.
1078
01:01:31,118 --> 01:01:32,521
We got work to do
and you're fucking around.
1079
01:01:36,592 --> 01:01:39,895
We had our camera back,
but without an escape plan,
1080
01:01:39,927 --> 01:01:41,362
it wasn't much good.
1081
01:01:41,395 --> 01:01:43,298
So, they just kidnapped
all three of us?
1082
01:01:43,331 --> 01:01:45,100
And me.
1083
01:01:45,132 --> 01:01:47,837
Oh, right. I forgot
to properly introduce you guys.
1084
01:01:47,869 --> 01:01:49,871
Jeff, this is Darren.
He's a Bigfoot hunter
1085
01:01:49,904 --> 01:01:51,906
who likes to gargle animal piss.
1086
01:01:51,940 --> 01:01:53,475
Darren, this is Jeff.
1087
01:01:53,507 --> 01:01:56,377
He's a Bigfoot hunter
who likes to drink his own piss.
1088
01:01:56,411 --> 01:01:58,013
Gross!
1089
01:01:58,045 --> 01:02:00,248
The first thing
you guys will hear, I, uh,
1090
01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:01,984
I faked that Bigfoot attack.
1091
01:02:02,016 --> 01:02:04,118
Bigfoot is real,
when we get out of here,
1092
01:02:04,152 --> 01:02:07,423
I promise I will take you guys
back out in the woods
1093
01:02:07,456 --> 01:02:10,059
and help you find
the real Bigfoot.
1094
01:02:10,092 --> 01:02:12,328
I am... I'm sorry I lied,
but I had to create
1095
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:15,230
a false flag situation
to get you guys hooked.
1096
01:02:15,264 --> 01:02:16,532
We're not getting out of here.
1097
01:02:19,333 --> 01:02:21,203
Well, fine, but...
1098
01:02:22,170 --> 01:02:24,540
it felt nice to get that off
my chest, since we're friends.
1099
01:02:24,572 --> 01:02:26,074
We're not friends.
1100
01:02:26,107 --> 01:02:27,109
You're a liar.
1101
01:02:28,143 --> 01:02:30,378
And I get that most
Bigfoot hunters are liars.
1102
01:02:31,413 --> 01:02:33,549
But the most upsetting part
of all of this
1103
01:02:33,581 --> 01:02:36,018
is that I believed you.
1104
01:02:36,051 --> 01:02:38,152
I believed a Bigfoot hunter.
1105
01:02:38,185 --> 01:02:42,457
I'm going to die because I
trusted a fucking Bigfoot hunter.
1106
01:02:42,491 --> 01:02:45,194
Hey, but that's... that's alright,
because I must be the most trash
1107
01:02:45,226 --> 01:02:47,529
fucking journalist
on the whole planet.
1108
01:02:48,563 --> 01:02:50,566
Why do I even think
I could do something like
1109
01:02:50,598 --> 01:02:53,334
investigative journalism
when I can't even see
1110
01:02:53,368 --> 01:02:57,306
that I'm walking head first
into a drug cartel?
1111
01:02:58,339 --> 01:03:01,476
But it's no big deal,
because you know what?
1112
01:03:01,509 --> 01:03:04,112
I'll die doing what I'm best at
1113
01:03:04,145 --> 01:03:06,214
which is interviewing
a fucking shit...
1114
01:03:06,248 --> 01:03:08,450
I said shut up.
1115
01:03:08,482 --> 01:03:10,551
We're literally trapped
in a cage right now.
1116
01:03:10,585 --> 01:03:13,554
And the only person
you're worried about is you!
1117
01:03:13,587 --> 01:03:15,189
Yeah, you already left me
once in this trip.
1118
01:03:15,223 --> 01:03:17,960
How much longer till
you leave me for PBS?
1119
01:03:19,594 --> 01:03:21,630
Oh, yeah, you didn't think
I knew about that, did you?
1120
01:03:23,031 --> 01:03:24,699
You're literally
nothing without me too.
1121
01:03:24,732 --> 01:03:27,302
By the way, we've been
working together for five years
1122
01:03:27,335 --> 01:03:29,504
and you still haven't
learned how to hold the camera.
1123
01:03:29,538 --> 01:03:30,438
Give me that.
1124
01:03:35,743 --> 01:03:37,612
Oh, s###.
1125
01:03:37,645 --> 01:03:39,614
A familiar face.
1126
01:03:39,647 --> 01:03:41,216
And not in a good way.
1127
01:03:42,451 --> 01:03:44,653
Anyone familiar
with FBI's Most Wanted
1128
01:03:44,685 --> 01:03:47,522
would recognize
the face of Ma Pritchard.
1129
01:03:47,556 --> 01:03:50,626
Born in Macon, Georgia,
under the name Rose McCoy,
1130
01:03:50,659 --> 01:03:52,628
her first brush
with the law came early
1131
01:03:52,661 --> 01:03:56,565
while acting as her father's
look out during armed robberies.
1132
01:03:56,598 --> 01:03:59,168
Often referred
to as Dixie's last kingpin,
1133
01:03:59,201 --> 01:04:02,271
she started a criminal empire
out of a group of runaways
1134
01:04:02,304 --> 01:04:05,107
and foster children
that she raised herself.
1135
01:04:06,007 --> 01:04:09,043
Now, some of the Deep South's
most vicious criminals
1136
01:04:09,076 --> 01:04:11,947
affectionately
refer to her as "Ma."
1137
01:04:14,116 --> 01:04:17,085
Notoriously violent, they're
known for their savage murder
1138
01:04:17,118 --> 01:04:19,120
of anyone
who stands in their way.
1139
01:04:19,154 --> 01:04:20,989
Wanted for laundering,
kidnapping,
1140
01:04:21,022 --> 01:04:23,157
violent crimes
and felony murder.
1141
01:04:23,190 --> 01:04:25,593
It's long been suspected
that her criminal enterprise
1142
01:04:25,627 --> 01:04:28,496
has expanded
into drug smuggling.
1143
01:04:28,529 --> 01:04:32,000
Considered by authorities to be one
of the most violent criminals at large
1144
01:04:32,034 --> 01:04:33,502
in the United States,
1145
01:04:33,534 --> 01:04:36,205
Ma Pritchard
hasn't been seen in years,
1146
01:04:36,237 --> 01:04:39,140
and her whereabouts
are still unknown
1147
01:04:39,174 --> 01:04:40,309
until right now.
1148
01:04:40,342 --> 01:04:42,011
You keep rolling there, boy.
1149
01:04:42,810 --> 01:04:44,679
Trust me when I tell you,
1150
01:04:44,712 --> 01:04:47,448
I'll be the only one
that ever sees that.
1151
01:04:47,482 --> 01:04:50,052
We work for a news network.
I'm making a documentary.
1152
01:04:50,085 --> 01:04:51,453
It's a documentary
about Bigfoot.
1153
01:04:54,188 --> 01:04:57,393
Y'all think there are
Sasquatches up here, in Georgia?
1154
01:04:57,426 --> 01:04:59,061
Ma, it ain't that...
1155
01:04:59,094 --> 01:05:01,063
it ain't that ridiculous.
Like, Bigfoot's real.
1156
01:05:01,096 --> 01:05:03,331
You're not bringing
that up again, are you?
1157
01:05:03,364 --> 01:05:06,468
I'm just... I'm just saying,
you know, like, Sasquatch is real.
1158
01:05:08,203 --> 01:05:09,538
Alright? He's a Georgia boy.
1159
01:05:09,571 --> 01:05:11,406
You guys sound
like a Goddamn redneck,
1160
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:14,243
and you gonna make the rest
of us look like hillbillies.
1161
01:05:14,275 --> 01:05:17,013
- Ma, I told you, I've seen him though. Remember?
- You've seen him?
1162
01:05:20,114 --> 01:05:22,484
I mean, I heard him at least,
but I done told you that, remember the...
1163
01:05:24,453 --> 01:05:26,588
That was us.
1164
01:05:26,621 --> 01:05:29,725
We're smuggling heroin
through the woods.
1165
01:05:29,757 --> 01:05:32,627
Oh, hey, this my lucky opener.
1166
01:05:34,462 --> 01:05:37,198
So, all this time,
all those Bigfoot occurrences,
1167
01:05:37,232 --> 01:05:38,833
it's just been you guys.
1168
01:05:40,668 --> 01:05:43,304
Well, you said you came up here
looking for Bigfoot,
1169
01:05:43,337 --> 01:05:45,773
and I guess you found him.
1170
01:05:45,806 --> 01:05:50,413
And now, we're going to find out
who you're really working for.
1171
01:05:51,679 --> 01:05:53,514
Get that one right there.
1172
01:05:53,547 --> 01:05:55,750
He looks ready to talk.
1173
01:05:55,784 --> 01:05:57,686
No! No, no, no! No! No!
1174
01:06:05,493 --> 01:06:07,495
Jeff,
what the fuck are we going to do?
1175
01:06:07,529 --> 01:06:09,231
Do you know what this means?
1176
01:06:09,264 --> 01:06:10,499
Yeah, if we don't
get out of here,
1177
01:06:10,531 --> 01:06:12,167
they're going to murder Zach.
1178
01:06:12,199 --> 01:06:14,203
It means Bigfoot isn't real.
1179
01:06:14,235 --> 01:06:15,737
Oh. What?
1180
01:06:15,770 --> 01:06:19,574
It means all those years
out in the field doing research,
1181
01:06:19,607 --> 01:06:23,344
I've just been chasing after
a group a hillbilly criminals.
1182
01:06:23,377 --> 01:06:25,179
Jeff, snap out of it.
1183
01:06:25,212 --> 01:06:27,748
This must be what I deserve
for pushing everyone away.
1184
01:06:27,781 --> 01:06:30,651
I felt for him, but right
now I couldn't have him like this.
1185
01:06:30,685 --> 01:06:33,154
Uh, look, look, look.
They left the keys!
1186
01:06:33,188 --> 01:06:35,357
Okay, okay.
We can't reach through the bars.
1187
01:06:35,389 --> 01:06:38,594
- But...
- But you remember when you showed me your lasso trick?
1188
01:06:38,627 --> 01:06:39,895
- Oh.
- Great!
1189
01:06:39,927 --> 01:06:43,898
So we can use my belt
1190
01:06:43,931 --> 01:06:46,634
and form it into a lasso
1191
01:06:46,668 --> 01:06:48,470
and get the keys off the hook.
1192
01:06:48,502 --> 01:06:51,339
And then I'll use my arms,
my skinny arms
1193
01:06:51,373 --> 01:06:53,275
to reach through the cage
and I can reach down there
1194
01:06:53,308 --> 01:06:55,210
and I can grab the keys,
get out of these cuffs,
1195
01:06:55,243 --> 01:06:56,578
and then we can go
and save Zach.
1196
01:06:57,779 --> 01:07:00,683
Do you really want
to live in a world...
1197
01:07:02,317 --> 01:07:05,186
knowing that Bigfoot isn't real?
1198
01:07:05,219 --> 01:07:07,488
Well, I never thought...
1199
01:07:07,522 --> 01:07:10,259
- Yes. Yes, I would.
- Fine.
1200
01:07:21,502 --> 01:07:22,904
You had that the entire time?
1201
01:07:22,938 --> 01:07:25,273
Yeah. Brian,
1202
01:07:25,306 --> 01:07:27,341
how many times
do I have to tell you guys?
1203
01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:30,679
I am an Eagle Scout.
1204
01:07:30,712 --> 01:07:32,614
I always come prepared.
1205
01:07:32,647 --> 01:07:33,748
That was incredible.
1206
01:07:33,781 --> 01:07:35,650
Who cares?
1207
01:07:35,683 --> 01:07:38,452
- You still think I'm an idiot.
- No.
1208
01:07:38,485 --> 01:07:40,522
No, I'm sorry about what I said.
1209
01:07:40,554 --> 01:07:42,823
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
1210
01:07:42,857 --> 01:07:46,228
Jeff, you're a badass.
I couldn't have gotten out of these cuffs.
1211
01:07:46,261 --> 01:07:49,297
It was true, without Jeff,
we'd have been fertilizer.
1212
01:07:49,331 --> 01:07:50,900
Yeah, you're right,
you couldn't have.
1213
01:07:52,701 --> 01:07:55,670
Holy shit, did I just
break us out of handcuffs?
1214
01:07:56,705 --> 01:07:58,873
I'm a fucking badass.
1215
01:07:58,906 --> 01:08:01,709
I'm a badass
with or without Bigfoot.
1216
01:08:01,743 --> 01:08:03,844
Ye... Yeah!
1217
01:08:03,877 --> 01:08:06,681
You know what?
There's a man who needs saving.
1218
01:08:09,717 --> 01:08:11,286
And I'm going to be
the one to do it.
1219
01:08:12,286 --> 01:08:15,256
- Is it me?
- Oh. Um...
1220
01:08:15,290 --> 01:08:18,759
- Shit. Uh...
- Uh, we... we should...
1221
01:08:18,793 --> 01:08:21,295
- Um, yes. Yes.
- I mean, I guess.
1222
01:08:21,329 --> 01:08:22,831
Now that Jeff
was back in action,
1223
01:08:22,864 --> 01:08:24,732
it was up to him, myself,
1224
01:08:24,766 --> 01:08:26,634
and the pee-pee guy from earlier
1225
01:08:26,668 --> 01:08:29,638
to hatch a plan
and save my best friend.
1226
01:08:29,670 --> 01:08:33,208
But standing directly in front
of Zach was an armed guard.
1227
01:08:34,042 --> 01:08:36,745
Okay, so I think our best bet
is to distract him.
1228
01:08:36,777 --> 01:08:39,013
- You come up from behind.
- Okay, and then what?
1229
01:08:39,047 --> 01:08:41,750
Then, Jeff, you'll grab him, and,
Darren, you'll come up and disarm him.
1230
01:08:41,782 --> 01:08:43,919
Wait. He has a gun?
1231
01:08:43,951 --> 01:08:46,655
Yeah, but with the three of us,
we can totally take them.
1232
01:08:46,687 --> 01:08:49,757
Okay, yeah, right.
So, we just ambush him, huh?
1233
01:08:49,790 --> 01:08:52,261
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So I'll come up from behind,
1234
01:08:52,294 --> 01:08:55,497
and once I'm in position,
you just come charging in from the front.
1235
01:08:55,530 --> 01:08:58,767
The front?
So, like, where the gun is?
1236
01:08:58,799 --> 01:09:02,436
- Are you serious?
- Yeah, man, we just rescued you.
1237
01:09:02,469 --> 01:09:04,940
Yeah, and I appreciate that
and all, but...
1238
01:09:06,340 --> 01:09:10,012
- I'm kind of a coward.
- Darren, you got this.
1239
01:09:10,044 --> 01:09:12,513
This is our chance
for us to show the world
1240
01:09:12,547 --> 01:09:16,551
that Bigfoot hunters aren't just
a bunch of crybaby, sissy loonies.
1241
01:09:16,584 --> 01:09:17,620
Hell yeah!
1242
01:09:18,654 --> 01:09:21,490
- Okay. Yeah, let's do this.
- Alright.
1243
01:09:21,522 --> 01:09:23,292
Okay, great. Awesome.
So here's the plan.
1244
01:09:23,325 --> 01:09:25,060
Jeff, you sneak
around the back, you get him,
1245
01:09:25,093 --> 01:09:27,595
you grab him, that's when Darren
and I... Darren, we come in, we...
1246
01:09:31,665 --> 01:09:33,935
- Oh, shit.
- Okay. I guess we're doing it ourselves.
1247
01:09:33,968 --> 01:09:35,637
Are you sure?
1248
01:09:35,669 --> 01:09:38,773
Jeff... you got this.
1249
01:09:38,807 --> 01:09:39,808
Thanks, Brian.
1250
01:09:52,053 --> 01:09:55,891
I wasn't sure what Jeff's plan
was, but it was now or never.
1251
01:09:55,923 --> 01:09:56,792
Hey!
1252
01:09:57,792 --> 01:09:59,093
What are you doing out here?
1253
01:09:59,127 --> 01:10:01,562
Uh, I, um... I'm...
it's me from earlier.
1254
01:10:01,596 --> 01:10:03,065
And I also do a show
1255
01:10:03,097 --> 01:10:06,400
and I was just wondering
1256
01:10:06,433 --> 01:10:08,904
what it's like being
a member of the cartel.
1257
01:10:08,937 --> 01:10:10,673
Dude, you know...
1258
01:10:11,572 --> 01:10:13,040
- Oh my god.
- What the fuck?
1259
01:10:13,074 --> 01:10:15,677
Oh my god! It was so easy.
1260
01:10:15,709 --> 01:10:17,712
Brian, I've only
ever seen that in movies.
1261
01:10:17,745 --> 01:10:19,815
I mean, his neck snapped
like it was made of candy.
1262
01:10:19,847 --> 01:10:21,782
Yeah, I meant knock him out.
1263
01:10:21,816 --> 01:10:24,419
Brian, don't you put this on me.
You said to take care of it.
1264
01:10:24,451 --> 01:10:26,088
Shit!
1265
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:27,422
Grab his knife!
1266
01:10:33,828 --> 01:10:35,763
Brian, you didn't ditch me.
1267
01:10:35,797 --> 01:10:37,532
Guys, let's do this.
1268
01:10:44,905 --> 01:10:47,743
All right, all right. Freeze.
1269
01:10:49,811 --> 01:10:52,081
Please. Please, just let us go.
1270
01:10:52,981 --> 01:10:55,917
- Hey, Ma, they are here!
- Come on, we'll delete all the footage.
1271
01:10:55,950 --> 01:10:58,487
- We won't tell anyone, please, just let us go.
- No, no. I ain't fucking dumb.
1272
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:00,688
Alright, come on, back
to the barn. Come on. Come on.
1273
01:11:02,990 --> 01:11:05,726
Oh my god.
You all hear that?
1274
01:11:05,759 --> 01:11:07,495
That's the mighty Bigfoot.
1275
01:11:10,432 --> 01:11:11,800
You heard that, right?
1276
01:11:11,833 --> 01:11:13,869
You heard that? That was me.
1277
01:11:13,901 --> 01:11:16,036
I just did the Bigfoot call.
That was really me!
1278
01:11:16,070 --> 01:11:18,807
Yeah, you know, it was...
it was close, definitely an A for effort.
1279
01:11:18,839 --> 01:11:21,842
But you know what?
Congratulations, it worked.
1280
01:11:21,875 --> 01:11:24,012
And at that moment, it hit me.
1281
01:11:24,044 --> 01:11:26,447
Maybe we weren't hunting
Bigfoot the creature,
1282
01:11:26,481 --> 01:11:28,517
but the Bigfoot in ourselves.
1283
01:11:29,918 --> 01:11:31,754
What are you guys doing?
Come on!
1284
01:11:34,755 --> 01:11:37,825
It was dark and we lost
our guide almost instantly,
1285
01:11:37,859 --> 01:11:39,828
but he hadn't lost us.
1286
01:11:39,861 --> 01:11:42,865
- What the fuck?
- Come here. Shh, shh!
1287
01:12:06,254 --> 01:12:07,989
I was losing my shit.
1288
01:12:08,021 --> 01:12:10,124
But Jeff kept
a cool head the entire time.
1289
01:12:10,157 --> 01:12:12,160
Maybe his boy scout skills
would be enough
1290
01:12:12,192 --> 01:12:13,227
to get us
out of this mess alive.
1291
01:12:13,261 --> 01:12:15,696
Well, well, well.
1292
01:12:15,730 --> 01:12:20,000
Oh! Nice and easy now.
Hands up. Come on over.
1293
01:12:20,034 --> 01:12:22,070
Come on. Oh. Watch your step.
1294
01:12:22,102 --> 01:12:23,804
Yeah. There you go.
1295
01:12:23,838 --> 01:12:24,973
Alright. Now...
1296
01:12:25,973 --> 01:12:29,076
We were just
going to kill you...
1297
01:12:30,143 --> 01:12:36,083
but now we got to go straight up
Deliverance on your asses.
1298
01:12:38,719 --> 01:12:40,054
We're going to what?
1299
01:12:40,088 --> 01:12:44,625
We are going
to mess them up real good.
1300
01:12:44,659 --> 01:12:46,962
- Yeah.
- Right, but they do some, uh,
1301
01:12:46,995 --> 01:12:49,631
they do some, uh, kind of
fucked up shit in that movie.
1302
01:12:49,664 --> 01:12:51,933
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Deliverance?
1303
01:12:51,965 --> 01:12:55,570
Oh, yeah. That right there.
1304
01:12:55,602 --> 01:12:57,172
Mm.
1305
01:12:58,539 --> 01:13:01,509
Hey, uh, is there anything
you want to tell me, like...
1306
01:13:01,543 --> 01:13:03,512
Hey, boss. Come on over here.
1307
01:13:03,544 --> 01:13:05,746
So, y'all think
your time here is up, huh?
1308
01:13:06,780 --> 01:13:08,215
Grab him, hold him down.
1309
01:13:08,249 --> 01:13:10,218
Hey, we're not doing
anything like,
1310
01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:12,820
specifically
from Deliverance, are we?
1311
01:13:12,853 --> 01:13:15,723
- Grab that one right there.
- Okay, Ma.
1312
01:13:15,757 --> 01:13:18,560
- Come on.
- I'm not going to give him a chance to escape again.
1313
01:13:18,593 --> 01:13:19,961
Down!
1314
01:13:19,994 --> 01:13:21,096
Hold still.
1315
01:13:22,096 --> 01:13:25,000
So, you claim to be a reporter?
1316
01:13:25,032 --> 01:13:29,271
Well, I don't know too much about
journalism, but I do know this,
1317
01:13:29,303 --> 01:13:33,941
you're not supposed to interfere
with what you've been reporting of,
1318
01:13:33,975 --> 01:13:36,111
you're supposed to observe.
1319
01:13:36,143 --> 01:13:39,981
Now, you had the opportunity
to turn around and go home,
1320
01:13:40,013 --> 01:13:43,618
but you didn't do it, because
you're bad at what you're doing.
1321
01:13:43,651 --> 01:13:46,121
You're so bad at this,
you're so bad at this
1322
01:13:46,154 --> 01:13:47,789
that you're going to die.
1323
01:13:47,821 --> 01:13:50,859
And ain't nobody
going to hear your story.
1324
01:13:50,892 --> 01:13:53,562
Oh, shit! Hey, guys!
1325
01:13:54,294 --> 01:13:56,163
Zach. Awesome. You made it out.
1326
01:13:56,196 --> 01:13:59,101
Well, I'm just going to be leaving...
1327
01:14:00,834 --> 01:14:03,672
- Who is that guy?
- He's one of their friends.
1328
01:14:03,704 --> 01:14:05,639
Okay. Alright.
1329
01:14:05,673 --> 01:14:08,843
And now I'm going
to gut you like a fish
1330
01:14:08,875 --> 01:14:11,146
for what you did to my boy.
1331
01:14:12,646 --> 01:14:13,548
I'm sorry...
1332
01:14:14,848 --> 01:14:15,816
for everything.
1333
01:14:17,619 --> 01:14:19,219
So this was it.
1334
01:14:19,253 --> 01:14:21,289
We were going to die.
1335
01:14:21,321 --> 01:14:22,290
And how?
1336
01:14:23,357 --> 01:14:24,359
Chasing Bigfoot.
1337
01:14:26,326 --> 01:14:28,128
When you put it that way,
1338
01:14:28,161 --> 01:14:30,231
it sounds pretty stupid.
1339
01:14:30,263 --> 01:14:32,299
Being so desperate for a story
1340
01:14:32,333 --> 01:14:35,637
that you'd literally follow
a stranger into the woods
1341
01:14:35,669 --> 01:14:39,007
on a complete and total lie.
1342
01:14:39,039 --> 01:14:41,308
I have felt so hopelessly
stuck in my career
1343
01:14:41,342 --> 01:14:44,112
that I got myself, my cameraman
1344
01:14:44,145 --> 01:14:46,348
and an Eagle Scout killed.
1345
01:14:47,882 --> 01:14:51,719
And absolutely nothing
could save us now.
1346
01:14:57,191 --> 01:14:59,761
- What the hell is that?
- They're just trying to trick us again.
1347
01:15:04,699 --> 01:15:06,401
What's that?
1348
01:15:11,338 --> 01:15:13,707
Oh, hell, no!
1349
01:15:16,444 --> 01:15:18,279
Something had saved us,
1350
01:15:18,312 --> 01:15:20,248
but we weren't
out of the woods just yet.
1351
01:15:32,759 --> 01:15:34,663
It attacked our kidnappers,
1352
01:15:34,695 --> 01:15:37,131
providing us
enough cover to slip away,
1353
01:15:37,164 --> 01:15:41,969
and finally capture the first
clear footage of Bigfoot.
1354
01:15:42,003 --> 01:15:44,406
Stay completely still,
his vision detects no movement.
1355
01:15:48,241 --> 01:15:49,177
His vision's normal.
1356
01:15:49,209 --> 01:15:51,779
His vision's normal!
1357
01:15:51,812 --> 01:15:53,447
Well, his vision was normal,
1358
01:15:53,481 --> 01:15:54,883
his sights
were set on someone else...
1359
01:15:54,915 --> 01:15:56,418
Oh my fucking God!
1360
01:15:57,919 --> 01:15:58,920
...Ma.
1361
01:16:02,956 --> 01:16:04,125
Oh my God.
1362
01:16:05,192 --> 01:16:06,794
What the fuck?
1363
01:16:06,828 --> 01:16:08,864
- Shit, shit, shit, shit!
- Oh my god.
1364
01:16:11,732 --> 01:16:12,833
Come on, come on!
1365
01:16:16,504 --> 01:16:18,440
We ran for as long
and as hard as we could.
1366
01:16:19,440 --> 01:16:22,710
Probably over a mile, and we
needed to catch our breath.
1367
01:16:25,079 --> 01:16:27,182
Holy shit! Holy shit,
was that really Bigfoot?
1368
01:16:27,214 --> 01:16:30,451
I knew it. I knew it.
I knew he was real.
1369
01:16:30,485 --> 01:16:31,687
No, you didn't.
1370
01:16:32,419 --> 01:16:33,922
Why didn't he come after us?
1371
01:16:33,954 --> 01:16:38,425
Zach, I told you,
Bigfoot hates guns!
1372
01:16:38,459 --> 01:16:42,764
Bigfoot... hates... guns!
1373
01:16:45,298 --> 01:16:48,869
Oh! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
1374
01:16:50,937 --> 01:16:52,906
After running
for what felt like hours,
1375
01:16:52,940 --> 01:16:55,811
we discovered an old service
road that led back to town.
1376
01:17:00,914 --> 01:17:01,816
Oh my god.
1377
01:17:02,918 --> 01:17:05,253
Oh my god. I know this road.
We're so close to town.
1378
01:17:05,285 --> 01:17:07,087
And now we
were out of the woods,
1379
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:08,824
our problems were far from over.
1380
01:17:11,325 --> 01:17:12,394
Freeze!
1381
01:17:13,326 --> 01:17:15,195
Hands up, motherfuckers.
1382
01:17:15,228 --> 01:17:17,865
Heard a little bit of commotion.
What happened to my cousins?
1383
01:17:18,999 --> 01:17:20,968
Wait, you guys are related?
1384
01:17:21,002 --> 01:17:22,771
You don't look anything alike.
1385
01:17:22,803 --> 01:17:24,404
Let's just say
that we were close enough
1386
01:17:24,437 --> 01:17:27,107
that I'll kill you for whatever
the fuck you did to them.
1387
01:17:27,141 --> 01:17:28,543
So that's a no?
1388
01:17:28,575 --> 01:17:30,544
Fuck you!
1389
01:17:30,578 --> 01:17:32,347
Officer in Highway 41
requesting back-up.
1390
01:17:32,379 --> 01:17:35,115
I have three suspects
possibly armed.
1391
01:17:35,148 --> 01:17:38,986
- We don't have a gun.
- Put your hands behind your fucking heads.
1392
01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:42,790
Ten-Four, please hurry, suspects
are approaching my vehicle.
1393
01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:44,359
Don't you fucking move!
1394
01:17:46,994 --> 01:17:47,963
Hmm?
1395
01:17:50,998 --> 01:17:54,235
This is Officer 544,
suspects confirmed armed.
1396
01:17:54,267 --> 01:17:55,302
Pick it up.
1397
01:17:56,337 --> 01:17:58,239
- Touch it, shithead.
- I... No.
1398
01:17:58,271 --> 01:18:00,040
- I said pick it up!
- No!
1399
01:18:02,476 --> 01:18:04,212
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
1400
01:18:04,245 --> 01:18:06,848
Shots fired. Shots fired!
1401
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:09,249
Boom!
1402
01:18:09,282 --> 01:18:10,317
Fuck.
1403
01:18:11,319 --> 01:18:12,486
Hey.
1404
01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:16,124
It's Sid, I'm back!
1405
01:18:16,156 --> 01:18:17,191
You remember me?
1406
01:18:18,392 --> 01:18:20,461
- What the hell?
- Oh my god.
1407
01:18:20,494 --> 01:18:22,964
Sid, you saved us.
Hell yeah, man!
1408
01:18:22,996 --> 01:18:24,365
What the hell
are you doing out here?
1409
01:18:25,465 --> 01:18:26,535
Oh, Jeff.
1410
01:18:29,070 --> 01:18:31,438
- I'm going to get you.
- Back up. He's going to do it.
1411
01:18:31,472 --> 01:18:32,974
He will do it. Back up.
1412
01:18:33,007 --> 01:18:34,810
Back up. Sid,
it's going to be alright.
1413
01:18:36,009 --> 01:18:39,880
Okay, I think if we just keep walking
like this, it's going to be okay.
1414
01:18:39,914 --> 01:18:41,182
And that was it.
1415
01:18:41,214 --> 01:18:43,150
The end of an arduous journey
1416
01:18:43,183 --> 01:18:46,087
that proved the existence
of a mythological creature,
1417
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:48,289
and would lead ultimately
to the uncovering
1418
01:18:48,321 --> 01:18:51,959
of one of the largest organized
crime rings of the last decade.
1419
01:18:51,993 --> 01:18:55,295
A major drug raid
in Northern Habersham County,
1420
01:18:55,329 --> 01:18:58,933
law enforcements seized over 30
tons of fentanyl and opioids.
1421
01:18:58,965 --> 01:19:01,002
Although several
arrests have been made, key members
1422
01:19:01,035 --> 01:19:03,404
of the criminal organization
have still not been located.
1423
01:19:03,437 --> 01:19:05,907
An alarming video
evidence from a journalist on the scene
1424
01:19:05,940 --> 01:19:08,042
raises more questions
than answers.
1425
01:19:08,075 --> 01:19:10,612
Look, the video is great,
and I'm really happy with it.
1426
01:19:10,645 --> 01:19:13,313
But I've... I've put
a lot of that behind me.
1427
01:19:13,347 --> 01:19:16,284
The only thing I'm really concerned
with now is planning my wedding.
1428
01:19:19,687 --> 01:19:21,055
And as for me,
1429
01:19:21,088 --> 01:19:22,956
I was finally living my dream
1430
01:19:22,990 --> 01:19:24,593
as an international
correspondent.
1431
01:19:26,227 --> 01:19:27,996
Why are we... Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1432
01:19:28,029 --> 01:19:30,330
Whoa! Whoa, guys, guys, guys.
It's just a regular...
1433
01:19:30,364 --> 01:19:32,400
Okay, okay. Alright, alright,
alright. Alright, okay.
1434
01:20:21,248 --> 01:20:24,052
Brian... Emond.
1435
01:20:27,021 --> 01:20:28,456
I brought you here
1436
01:20:28,489 --> 01:20:33,328
for one reason
and one reason alone.
1437
01:20:33,361 --> 01:20:36,197
- What's that?
- To show you...
1438
01:20:36,230 --> 01:20:40,067
what the craft beer scene in
Venezuela is really all about!
1439
01:20:42,602 --> 01:20:44,471
Salud, Brian.
1440
01:20:44,504 --> 01:20:46,473
Sure, it was clickbait...
1441
01:20:47,540 --> 01:20:49,677
but I was great at it.
1442
01:20:49,709 --> 01:20:51,145
Salud!
1443
01:20:51,178 --> 01:20:52,113
We should sit down
and talk about
1444
01:20:52,146 --> 01:20:53,246
how you guys do this,
1445
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:54,549
because this is something else.
1446
01:20:54,581 --> 01:20:56,150
Well, first you need
to get the house.
1447
01:20:56,182 --> 01:20:58,018
- Yes.
- And we...
1448
01:20:58,052 --> 01:21:00,521
Next to the cocaine,
we have the house.
1449
01:21:00,553 --> 01:21:02,656
We have all the journalists
that we trapped.
1450
01:21:02,690 --> 01:21:04,993
- Yeah.
- They're slaves. They work on the house.
1451
01:21:05,026 --> 01:21:07,996
- They pick it up...
- Are you telling me they work for free?
1452
01:21:08,029 --> 01:21:09,397
That's what a slave is.
1453
01:21:11,030 --> 01:21:13,500
So, hands on the stomach, make sure you're
getting the right amount of lift and...
1454
01:21:13,534 --> 01:21:15,169
♪ Oh! ♪
1455
01:21:15,201 --> 01:21:19,706
♪ Oh! ♪
1456
01:21:19,740 --> 01:21:22,343
Every journalist is
searching for that one story,
1457
01:21:22,375 --> 01:21:23,978
the one that defines them.
1458
01:21:25,279 --> 01:21:27,181
But how many reporters
from The Guardian
1459
01:21:27,213 --> 01:21:28,782
get to chug beers
with a rebel faction
1460
01:21:28,816 --> 01:21:30,552
in the mountains of Venezuela?
1461
01:21:31,518 --> 01:21:35,089
And it could be worse,
I could be doing it alone.
1462
01:21:47,133 --> 01:21:50,104
Healthcare, maple syrup...
1463
01:21:51,472 --> 01:21:53,141
legal weed.
1464
01:21:53,173 --> 01:21:54,775
These are some of the crises
1465
01:21:54,808 --> 01:21:56,610
facing Canadians today.
1466
01:21:56,643 --> 01:21:58,713
Join me for this hour
1467
01:21:58,745 --> 01:22:01,782
for entirely new television
show from Compound.
1468
01:22:01,816 --> 01:22:06,286
Dirty Dolla $ign$
Serious F###### Issues.
1469
01:22:11,779 --> 01:22:16,779
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