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Man:
COME OUT, COME OUT,
WHEREVER YOU ARE!
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WHERE IS
THAT LITTLE JOKER?
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BREATHE DEEP, MRS. DUNNE.
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00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,762
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
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PUSH.
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00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:31,832
PUSH, THAT'S IT.
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KEEP PUSHING,
YOU'RE DOING GREAT, MRS. DUNNE.
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YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
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00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:39,240
THERE'S THE HEAD,
I CAN SEE IT NOW.
10
00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,176
OKAY, CONGRATULATIONS...
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IT'S A...
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- ( woman groans )
- Doctor: OKAY, IT WENT BACK IN.
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I THINK HE'LL BE GOOD
AT HIDE AND SEEK, MRS. DUNNE.
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00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:50,851
( panting )
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OKAY.
( chuckles )
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00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:55,856
- WELL, YOU GOT YOURSELF
A SHY ONE HERE.
- ( groaning )
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OKAY, COME ON OUT,
YOU LITTLE BASTARD.
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- ( crunches )
- OW!
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HE BIT ME!
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00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,270
( siren approaching )
21
00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:16,710
Police radio:
Attention all units,
man trapped in a well.
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919 Hill Street.
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CAPTAIN ROB!
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CAPTAIN ROB, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
GRAB THE ROPE!
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CAN YOU HELP HIM?
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HARRY, NO. THIS IS--
THIS IS NOT A REAL WELL.
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WE CAN'T KEEP COMING OUT HERE
TRYING TO GET YOUR IMAGINARY
FRIEND OUT OF TROUBLE.
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WELL, THANKS FOR SAVING HIM.
COMING, CAPTAIN ROB!
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WE DIDN'T REALLY
SAVE ANYBODY.
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- I'M SORRY, DAVE.
- IT'S OKAY, HE JUST HAS
AN OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION.
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DON'T WORRY,
HE'LL GROW OUT OF IT.
THEY ALL DO.
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CAPTAIN ROB, COME ON OUT,
I GIVE UP!
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WHERE IS HE?
WHERE ARE YOU, CAPTAIN ROB?
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HONEY, HE'S GONE.
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HE MUST'VE KNOWN
YOU WERE STARTING
SCHOOL TODAY.
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MOM, DO I HAVE
TO GO TO REGULAR SCHOOL?
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- YES, HONEY.
- BUT YOU'RE A GOOD TEACHER.
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THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
I THINK IT'S TIME YOU
MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS.
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YOU KNOW, FRIENDS
YOUR OWN AGE.
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- I'M JUST NOT READY.
- OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
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CAPTAIN ROB
LEFT THIS FOR YOU.
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HE SAID TO COUNT YOUR STEPS
VERY CAREFULLY.
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WOW, A TREASURE MAP!
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- WHAT'S THE TREASURE?
- IT COULD BE ANYTHING.
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HONEY, YOU'RE GOING
TO DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD
WHEN YOU GET TO SCHOOL.
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LIKE MARCO POLO.
47
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THE GUY WHO INVENTED
THE SWIMMING POOL.
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OF COURSE.
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- I BETTER GET GOING.
- NOW REMEMBER, HARRY,
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THERE'S A FRIEND OUT THERE
WAITING JUST FOR YOU.
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Man:
YOU'RE A GOOD KID, LLOYD.
52
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AND GOOD LOOKING, TOO.
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YOU MAKE A FATHER PROUD.
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- THANKS, POP.
- OKAY, NOW LET ME FINISH--
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DAD, WATCH THE EARS.
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AAH. OKAY,
THERE YOU GO, GIGOLO.
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- YEAH?
- YEAH.
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- LOOKS GOOD?
- LIKE FRESH-CUT GRASS.
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OKAY, NOW COME ON.
LET'S GET READY, SCHOOL'S
GOING TO OPEN REAL SOON NOW.
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- LET'S GO.
- OH, KEYS PLEASE.
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HERE YOU GO.
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IT'S GOOD TO BE
A JANITOR'S SON.
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- LOVE YA!
- LOVE YOU.
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- ( music plays )
- ( speaker pops )
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* ICE, ICE, BABY *
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* ICE, ICE, BABY *
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* ALL RIGHT, STOP,
COLLABORATE AND LISTEN *
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00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:20,968
* ICE IS BACK
WITH MY BRAND NEW INVENTION *
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* SOMETHING GRABS AHOLD
OF ME TIGHTLY *
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* FLOW LIKE A HARPOON
DAILY AND NIGHTLY *
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- * WILL IT EVER STOP? *
- * YO, I DON'T KNOW *
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* TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
AND I'LL GLOW *
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* TO THE EXTREME I ROCK
A MIC LIKE A VANDAL *
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* LIGHT UP A STAGE
AND WAX A CHUMP LIKE A CANDLE *
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* ICE, ICE, BABY *
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- * VANILLA *
- * ICE, ICE, BABY *
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- * VANILLA *
- * ICE, ICE, BABY *
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- * VANILLA *
- * ICE, ICE, BABY *
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- * VANILLA *
- * NOW THAT THE PARTY
IS JUMPIN'... *
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- ( growls )
- * WITH THE BASS KICKED IN
AND THE VEGAS ARE PUMPIN' *
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* QUICK TO THE POINT
TO THE POINT NO FAKIN' *
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* COOKING MCs LIKE
A POUND OF BACON *
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* BURNING THEM IF YOU AIN'T
QUICK AND NIMBLE *
84
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* I GO CRAZY WHEN I HEAR
A CYMBAL *
85
00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,678
* AND A HI-HAT
WITH A SOUPED UP TEMPO *
86
00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,580
* I'M ON A ROLL,
IT'S TIME TO GO SOLO *
87
00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,616
* ICE, ICE, BABY,
TOO COLD *
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- * VANILLA *
- * ICE, ICE, BABY,
TOO COLD *
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* TOO COLD *
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* ICE, ICE, BABY. *
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
LOOK AT YOU!
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YOU'RE LOOKING REAL SHARP THERE
IN YOUR NEW BACK-TO-SCHOOL
OUTFIT, HUH? HUH?
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- OOH, OOH.
- HERE, DAD.
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OKAY. WHOA, WHOA.
ONE SEC.
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LET'S SEE IF ANYONE
LOST A CAMERA.
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00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,738
OH, LOOK AT THIS.
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OKAY READY?
SMILE FOR PAPA. COME ON.
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READY?
YEE-AAH!
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OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
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OKAY, IF YOU'RE GONNA
GO TO SCHOOL YOU NEED A BOOK.
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OKAY? OKAY, READY?
OKAY, OKAY.
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LOOK PRETTY.
PRETTY, PRETTY.
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PRETTY... BOY!
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I GOT TO CATCH MY BUS.
SEE YOU, POP!
105
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YEAH, BUT YOU'RE ALREADY
AT SCHOOL!
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HOPE THEY LIKE
MY NEW JACKET!
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WE GO THROUGH THIS
EVERY YEAR.
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GOT TO GET
TO SCHOOL.
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EXCUSE ME.
PARDON ME.
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HI. HI.
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00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:06,273
- SORRY.
- Girl: YOU'RE GOING
THE WRONG WAY, LOSER!
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00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:08,542
CAN'T MISS
MY BUS.
113
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OKAY, SO FOLLOW THE MAP
AND FIND A FRIEND.
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SO WHAT'S THE APPLE FOR?
THIS IS TOO DISTRACTING.
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ONE OF YOU
HAS TO GO.
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I'M SORRY IT'S YOU.
NOW...
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TAKE YOUR SEEDS
AND GROW INTO A BEAUTIFUL PIE.
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31, 32, 33...
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- ( horn honks )
- HEY, WHOA!
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- SORRY ABOUT THAT, MATE.
- NICE CAR, FRENCHIE.
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( giggling )
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- HEY, CUTE PUPPY.
- ( barks )
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- AWW.
- ( growling )
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- RARR!
- ( barking )
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WHOA, WHOA!
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BAD DOG! DON'T GET ME,
DON'T GET ME!
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AAAH!
BAD DOGGIE! BAD DOGGIE!
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WHOA, WHOA!
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NO, NO, NO!
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OOOH!
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( groaning )
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( grunting, muttering )
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SOMEBODY CHIPPED
MY TOOTH.
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HOW DO YOU THINK
I FEEL?
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SOMEONE BIT ME
IN THE FOREHEAD.
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OH, NO!
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YOU COULD'VE SAVED THAT
FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY.
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THAT'S STUPID.
I HAPPEN TO KNOW MY MOM
IS THE TOOTH FAIRY.
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- YOUR MOM IS
THE TOOTH FAIRY?
- YEAH.
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- WOW, THAT IS SO COOL.
- SHE MUST DO ALL THE FLYING
AROUND WHEN I'M ASLEEP.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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- HARRY DUNNE.
- HARRY DUNNE?
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WHY DOES THAT NOT
SOUND FAMILIAR?
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00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:10,063
- PROBABLY BECAUSE
WE'VE NEVER MET BEFORE?
- NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
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ANYWAY, YEAH,
LLOYD CHRISTMAS.
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( laughs )
HERE I AM BRAGGING
MY MOM'S THE TOOTH FAIRY
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- AND YOU'RE SANTA'S KID?!
- NO, NO.
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- YEAH!
- YEAH? NO, I'M NOT.
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- I KNEW IT!
- NO, I'M NOT.
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- I BET YOU ARE.
- NO, I BET I'M NOT.
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- I KNOW YOU ARE.
- SERIOUSLY, WHY HAVE I
NEVER SEEN YOU HERE BEFORE?
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HOME SCHOOL,
TILL TODAY.
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HOME SCHOOL.
WHAT'S THAT?
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I GO TO SCHOOL
WHERE I LIVE.
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ME TOO!
SERIOUSLY!
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- NO?
- YEAH!
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Lloyd:
WHOA, THAT'S MY BUS!
HEY! HEY!
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NO, WAIT!
NO, WAIT!
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HI! HELLO!
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I MISSED IT.
NOW I HAVE TO WALK.
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IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
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- IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
- NOPE, IT'S A TREASURE MAP.
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COOL.
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MY MOM SAYS IT'S
SOMEWHERE IN THE SCHOOL.
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I DON'T KNOW, I'M PRETTY
FAMILIAR WITH THE SCHOOL
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AND I'VE NEVER SEEN
THAT X BEFORE. MM-MMM.
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OOH, BUT I DO
KNOW SOMETHING.
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- WHAT?
- YEAH.
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( chuckling )
YOU'RE IT.
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00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:06,319
I'M IT?
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00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,921
WHAT'S IT?
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00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,223
I DON'T REALLY KNOW,
YOU KNOW, BUT WHATEVER
IT IS,
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IT'S SOMETHING YOU
DON'T WANT TO BE,
AND RIGHT NOW...
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YEAH, YOU ARE.
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00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,697
WAIT, SO IF I TOUCH YOU,
YOU'RE IT?
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- YEAH, THAT'S HOW
IT WORKS, HARRY.
- YOU'RE IT!
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- NO, HARRY!
- SEE YOU LATER!
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- WAIT-- AHH!
- ( car alarm blares )
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Lloyd:
HELLO, MY YELLOW FRIEND.
SORRY I MISSED YA.
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SO HIGH SCHOOL'S ALL
ABOUT LOOKING COOL, HARRY,
SO STICK WITH ME.
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Harry:
WHY ARE THOSE GIRLS
DRESSED IN MATCHING OUTFITS?
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THEY'RE CHEERLEADERS, HARRY.
IT'S A DANGEROUS CULT.
183
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- DON'T LET THEM TALK TO YOU.
- DON'T WE WANT THEM
TO TALK TO US?
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NO. NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
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00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,419
- WHY NOT?
- BESIDES COOTIES AND OTHER
MEDICAL REASONS,
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THEY'RE NOT IN THE COOL CROWD,
WHICH I AM, WHICH YOU WANT
TO BE A PART OF.
187
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- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- NO. HEY.
188
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- WHAT ABOUT HER?
- ( scoffs ) SHE'S
A TOTAL DORK.
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I MEAN, JUST LOOK
HOW SHE DRESSES.
190
00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:54,401
CHECK OUT THAT SKIRT.
I MEAN, IT'S SO SHORT.
WHERE'S THE FLOOD?
191
00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,837
( laughs )
AND THAT SWEATER--
IT'S SO TIGHT,
192
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HER MILK-BUBBLES
ARE POPPING OUT.
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- LOSER.
- OH MY GOSH, SHE'S NOT
WEARING UNDERWEAR.
194
00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:04,011
YEAH, HOW DORKY IS THAT.
I'M WEARING TWO PAIR RIGHT NOW.
195
00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:07,080
- ME TOO.
- ( laughs )
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00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,682
THIS IS
MY MOHAWK FRIEND,
TURK.
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HE'S PART OF THE COOL CROWD.
HEY, KIMOSABE!
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00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,519
SHUT UP, ASS-FACE.
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00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:15,088
THAT'S THE IROQUOIS
NAME HE GAVE ME FOR HAVING
THE STRONG FACE OF AN ASS.
200
00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,591
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING
TO GO HAVE A POW-WOW!
201
00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,293
OOH. HI.
202
00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:24,197
( gulps )
I HOPE THE CARPET
MATCHES THE DRAPES.
203
00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,498
EXCUSE ME?
204
00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,334
YOU KNOW,
IN THE LIBRARY.
205
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,570
OH. YEAH.
206
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,272
I DON'T THINK IT DOES.
207
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:35,208
- YOU'RE NEW HERE, RIGHT?
- DEPENDS ON HOW YOU DEFINE NEW.
208
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,210
YOU'RE THE KID
WHO WAS HOME SCHOOLED.
209
00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,046
YEAH.
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
210
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,481
I WAS ASSIGNED TO WRITE
AN ARTICLE FOR THE SCHOOL PAPER.
211
00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:42,883
IT WAS EITHER
A FEATURE ON YOU
212
00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,752
OR THE NEW FOUR-COLOR INK PENS
AT THE STUDENT STORE.
213
00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,987
FOUR COLORS IN ONE PEN?
214
00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,990
NO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
215
00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,324
YEAH, WELL,
216
00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,894
I'D RATHER BE
WRITING A HARD-HITTING
INVESTIGATIVE PIECE
217
00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:56,664
BUT NOTHING EVER
HAPPENS AROUND HERE.
I'M JESSICA MATTHEWS.
218
00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,832
HI.
219
00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,169
- HARRY DUNNE.
- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
220
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,072
HEY, FREAKSHOW,
221
00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:07,407
DID JESSICA GIVE YOU
THAT BANANA IN YOUR PANTS?
222
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,809
NO, MY MOM DID.
223
00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,343
- GROSS.
- YOU WANT A BITE?
224
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,846
Lloyd:
HEY, SMELLS LIKE CHEESE.
WHOO!
225
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:15,749
- TURK, LEAVE HIM ALONE.
- "TURK, LEAVE HIM ALONE."
226
00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,284
- SHUT UP!
- "SHUT UP!"
227
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:20,220
- Lloyd: OH BOY.
- HARRY, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
228
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,090
PRETTY COLORS.
229
00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,858
RIDE'S NOT
OVER YET, PAL.
230
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,060
HEY, CAN MY FRIEND
HARRY COME TOO?
231
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,829
- YES, HE CAN.
- HI, HARRY.
232
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,898
SO WERE YOU HELD BACK
TWO YEARS LIKE LLOYD?
233
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,666
NO, I WAS
HELD BACK THREE.
234
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,168
Lloyd: BY YOUR MOM?
235
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:38,238
* ALL YOU GOT
TO FEEL IT, ALL RIGHT. *
236
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,975
Woman:
AND PRINCIPAL COLLINS,
237
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,844
YOU'LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW
THAT THIS YEAR
238
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,913
WEDNESDAY'S ARE
"SOUTH OF THE BORDER" DAYS.
239
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:49,082
WE'LL BE SERVING
A SPICY TUNA TAMALE
240
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,785
ALONG WITH A THREE-CHEESE
QUESADILLA.
241
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,755
SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GOING
TO BE ANOTHER...
242
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,724
HOT YEAR IN THE KITCHEN.
243
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,501
- HELLO?
- Collins: YES?
WHAT IS IT?
244
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,739
SIR, IT'S TIME
FOR MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS.
245
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,473
YES, I--
I'M AWARE OF THAT.
246
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,208
YES. UM...
247
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,677
WHY DON'T YOU
MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENTS
THIS MORNING, DEAR?
248
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,081
- BUT WHAT SHOULD I ANNOUNCE?
- Woman: TELL HER ABOUT
THE QUESADILLAS.
249
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,884
- MAKE SOMETHING UP!
- OKAY.
250
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,557
WELL, THAT WAS
A MOOD BREAKER.
251
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,092
YOU KNOW, HONEY...
252
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,862
I THINK I'VE FINALLY
FIGURED OUT A WAY
253
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,930
TO BILK THIS SCHOOL
OUT OF ENOUGH MONEY
254
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,800
TO GET US THAT CONDO
IN WAIKIKI.
255
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,235
HOW, SWEET BABY?
YOU'VE DONE IT ALL.
256
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,937
SMALL POTATOES.
257
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,373
THIS IS THE BIG ONE.
THIS IS VISIONARY.
258
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,742
THIS IDEA IS GENIUS.
259
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,911
- ( giggles )
- LOOK AT THIS.
260
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,784
THE RICHARD MOFFITT
SPECIAL NEEDS GRANT.
261
00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:59,820
- MM-HMM.
- THIS MOFFITT GUY USED TO BE
IN A SPECIAL NEEDS PROGRAM,
262
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,689
AND THEN HE LEARNS
TO STRING A COUPLE
OF SENTENCES TOGETHER
263
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,191
AND NOW HE'S SOME
BIG HOTSHOT.
264
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,994
ANYWAY, THE STATE IS GIVING
100 GRAND IN HIS NAME
265
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:11,431
TO EVERY SCHOOL THAT HAS
A SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS.
266
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,935
- THIS IS FANTASTIC!
- MM-HMM.
267
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:17,938
ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS KILL THIS MOFFITT GUY
268
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,606
AND WE GET ALL THE MONEY.
269
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,708
NO, NO.
270
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:26,613
WHAT WE NEED IS TO SET UP
A FAKE SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS.
271
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:29,049
WE START OUR OWN CLASS.
272
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,820
PROBLEM IS,
WHERE DO WE FIND KIDS...
273
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,357
WE CAN PASS OFF
AS SPECIAL?
274
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,060
Lloyd:
OKAY, THAT'S HIGH ENOUGH!
275
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,429
- THANKS, TURK.
- I'M FLYING! WOO-HOO!
276
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,765
Harry:
SO THIS IS WHAT A FLAG
SEES ALL DAY.
277
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,135
- YEAH.
- AND YOUR FRIEND TURK
IS TOTALLY GREAT.
278
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,837
YEAH, HE'S ACES, HUH?
279
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,840
HEY, THANKS, TURK!
WE'RE SO HIGH!
280
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,174
( laughing )
281
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,309
BINGO.
282
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,847
WELCOME TO SPECIAL NEEDS
ORIENTATION.
283
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,715
I'M MS. HELLER,
THE LUNCH LADY.
284
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,617
AND IT--
DAMN.
285
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,220
I MEAN,
YOUR NEW TEACHER.
286
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,422
YEAH.
287
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:14,127
NOW THE REASON YOU TWO
ARE HERE BEFORE CLASS
OFFICIALLY STARTS
288
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,897
IS BECAUSE YOU'RE...
289
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,498
EXTRA SPECIAL.
290
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,101
THANK YOU.
291
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,404
AND WERE PERSONALLY SELECTED
BY PRINCIPAL COLLINS.
292
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,273
WHO'S PRINCIPAL COLLINS?
293
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,675
- HE'S THE PRINCIPAL.
- WOW.
294
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,277
YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT
295
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,679
IS TO PICK
THE REST OF THE CLASS.
296
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:35,148
HEY!
297
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,585
FIND STUDENTS THAT ARE
JUST AS SPECIAL AS YOU TWO.
298
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,053
SPECIAL.
299
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,522
WHAT?
300
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,226
IS-- IS THIS GONNA BE
ON THE MIDTERM?
301
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,463
NO.
302
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,266
( eraser squeaking )
303
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:59,706
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
THE FIRST PERSON I EVER
BROUGHT HERE, HARRY.
304
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:02,675
- IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL PLACE?
- NO, I JUST USUALLY EAT
IN THE CRAPPER.
305
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,912
YEAH, SAVES TIME.
OUT WITH THE OLD,
IN WITH THE NEW.
306
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,847
- COULD WE EAT THERE TOMORROW?
- YEAH, BUT FIRST WE NEED
TO FIND KIDS
307
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,184
THAT ARE SPECIAL, NEEDY,
AND CLASSY ENOUGH TO BE IN
OUR SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS.
308
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,620
IT'LL BE LIKE TAKING
CANDY FROM A STRANGER.
309
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,789
- Lloyd: "HAR-ERY"?
- THE SECOND "R" IS SILENT.
310
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,325
OH, THAT MAKES
MUCH MORE SENSE.
311
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,494
OH, LITTLE CRIPPLED BOY.
LOOK.
312
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,897
OUR FIRST RECRUIT.
313
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:28,235
- HIS CURSE IS OUR BLESSING.
- CAREFUL, HARRY, DON'T
SCARE HIM.
314
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,337
HEY, LITTLE GUY.
HEY LITTLE ORPHAN BUDDY.
315
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,605
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- SKATEBOARD.
316
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:36,009
- ONE DAY,
THEY'LL FIND A CURE.
- YOU BRAVE LITTLE SOLDIER.
317
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,744
WHAT?
318
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,612
NO, MAN, IT'S NOTHING.
THE CAST COMES OFF
IN A FEW WEEKS.
319
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:43,216
HE'S OBVIOUSLY IN DENIAL.
MAYBE WE CAN HELP.
320
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,086
WE'RE PART OF A SPECIAL CLASS
TAUGHT BY THE LUNCH LADY.
321
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,521
I MEAN, MS. HELLER.
YOU SHOULD JOIN UP.
322
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,257
IT DOESN'T
REQUIRE ANY WALKING.
323
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,492
NO ONE WILL MAKE FUN
OF YOUR HORRIBLE DEFORMITY.
324
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,029
- HOW MUCH HOMEWORK IS THERE?
- THAT'S THE DOWNSIDE.
325
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,764
- THERE'S NONE.
- DUDE, DUDE.
326
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,134
WAIT A MINUTE, I CAN SPEND
THE WHOLE YEAR
327
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,970
IN A CLASS TAUGHT
BY THE LUNCH LADY?
328
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,172
- YEAH.
- ( laughs )
329
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:09,376
- CAN I BRING MY GIRLFRIEND?
- YOU CAN BRING WHATEVER YOU
WANT, MY LITTLE FRIEND.
330
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,544
ALL RIGHT.
331
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,882
* YEAH *
332
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,917
* HERE WE GO *
333
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,530
* IT'S A NEW DAY,
BUT IT ALL FEELS OLD *
334
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,633
- ( screams )
- * IT'S A GOOD LIFE
THAT'S WHAT I'M TOLD *
335
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:38,805
* BUT EVERYDAY,
IT ALL JUST FEELS THE SAME *
336
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,541
* AT MY HIGH SCHOOL,
IT FELT MORE TO ME *
337
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,377
* LIKE A JAIL CELL,
A PENITENTIARY... *
338
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,280
- HARRY DUNNE, SPECIAL NEEDS.
- Lloyd: HE'S WITH US.
339
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,449
Security:
YOU DESERVE HIM.
340
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,685
- I GUESS I OWE YOU THIS ONE.
- * I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE
LIKE YOU *
341
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,022
* I DON'T WANT TO DO
THE THINGS YOU DO *
342
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,824
* I'M NEVER GONNA HEAR
THE WORDS YOU SAY *
343
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,327
* AND I DON'T EVER WANNA,
I DON'T EVER WANNA *
344
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,595
* BE YOU *
345
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,998
* DON'T WANNA
BE JUST LIKE YOU... *
346
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,666
GO, GO, GO!
347
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,835
* THIS IS THE ANTHEM,
THROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP *
348
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,803
- * YOU... *
- ( whistle blows )
349
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,206
HE'S OUT.
PUT HIM ON THE DISABLED LIST.
350
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,710
Harry:
THAT MEANS YOU'RE
ONE OF US NOW.
351
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,384
* YOU... *
352
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,122
WE ALREADY HAVE
A SPECIAL SLOGAN.
353
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,458
HARRY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
354
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,126
SHE'S A FOREIGN
EXCHANGE STUDENT.
355
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,894
SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T
SPEAK THE ENGLISH.
356
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:37,864
CHING CHONG CHING
CHINGY CHONG CHING
CHONG CHING.
357
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,367
* YOU *
358
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,036
- ( Carl thuds )
- * DON'T WANT TO BE
JUST LIKE YOU *
359
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,971
* WHAT I'M SAYING IS
THIS IS THE ANTHEM *
360
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,074
- * THROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP *
- CHING CHONGEN AY.
361
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,242
* Y'ALL GOT TO FEEL ME,
SING IF YOU'RE WITH ME... *
362
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:52,145
Girl on PA:
Get your car washed
and support the Stallions.
363
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,914
- AAH.
- WHOA!
364
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,283
THE HALF BOY/HALF HORSE.
365
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,751
OH! THAT'S MORE
OF WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
366
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:02,422
- Harry: HE'S SUPER SPECIAL.
- WELL...
367
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,258
I MEAN, I GOT TO GET
A JOB ANYWAY.
368
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,694
SO IF I--
IF I SIGN YOUR THING,
369
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,063
I CAN JUST COME AND GO
WHENEVER I WANT TO?
370
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,199
YOU WERE BORN FREE,
371
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,067
AND FREE
YOU SHALL REMAIN.
372
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,636
WELL, OKAY.
373
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,239
AH!
374
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,273
EASY, EASY.
375
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,574
EASY, BOY,
EASY, BOY.
376
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:25,078
EASY, BOY.
IT'S OKAY.
YOU'RE IN!
377
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:28,047
( "A-Team" theme playing )
378
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,384
- WE DID IT!
- YES, WE DID, HARRY.
379
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,086
SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS,
1986.
380
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:37,324
WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES,
ALL PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR.
381
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,628
- ( thuds )
- Harry: ...FOOTBALL PLAYER,
THE CRIPPLED KID...
382
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,596
Lloyd:
WHAT ABOUT LEWIS,
THE HALF HORSE BOY?
383
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,633
- Harry: HE REALLY
HAD ME FOOLED.
- HERE WE GO.
384
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,235
HEY, THANKS
FOR THE GRUB, MRS. D.
385
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,538
- YOU'RE WELCOME, LLOYD.
- HEY, WHERE'S MR. D?
386
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:54,974
OH, HE PASSED AWAY
A FEW YEARS AGO.
387
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,477
HE MISSED
ONE GREAT POT OF STEW.
( laughs )
388
00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,947
ACTUALLY, IT'S MEATLOAF,
BUT YOU JUST PUT EVERYTHING
IN YOUR SOUP.
389
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,649
I LIKE IT A LOT.
390
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,290
IS IT OKAY
IF HE SPENDS THE NIGHT?
391
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,593
- LLOYD, HAVE YOU
ASKED YOUR PARENTS?
- I LEFT MY DAD A NOTE.
392
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,396
Dad's voice:
"POP, I'M SLEEPING
AT HARRY'S TONIGHT.
393
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:21,168
LOVE, LLOYD.
P.S., YOU'RE OUT OF KETCHUP."
394
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:24,671
GOOD KID,
BUT YOU COULD'VE JUST CALLED.
395
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,909
GOT ANY CRAZY EIGHTS?
396
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,212
GO FISH.
397
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,013
NOTHING.
398
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,216
FOUR.
399
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,620
HA! NOW YOU HAVE
TO MOVE YOUR PEG
SEVEN SPACES
400
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,289
AND PUT YOUR SHIRT
ON BACKWARDS.
401
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,591
WOW, YOU REALLY SUCK
AT THIS GAME.
402
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,959
YEAH, WELL, I ALMOST ALWAYS
BEAT CAPTAIN ROB.
403
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,662
- WHO'S CAPTAIN ROB?
- JUST A GUY I HANG OUT WITH.
404
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,931
I KNOW THE TYPE.
LIVES IN THE BASEMENT,
SMELLS LIKE A SPONGE.
405
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,401
NO, CAPTAIN ROB'S
SEVEN FEET TALL,
WEARS AN EYE-PATCH,
406
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:56,369
- GOT A HOOK FOR A HAND.
- WOW, SOUNDS LIKE A PIRATE.
407
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,872
WHAT? NO. HE'S GOT
A PARROT ON HIS SHOULDER,
BURIES TREASURE.
408
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,175
- YEAH, THAT'S A PIRATE.
- I DON'T THINK SO.
409
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:06,413
THIS GUY DRINKS RUM FROM
A BARREL, SAYS, "YO, HO, HO,"
HAS A PEG LEG.
410
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,948
- A PEG LEG?
- YEAH, GO-CART ACCIDENT.
411
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:13,220
HERE... WE... GO!
412
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,488
BE CAREFUL, CAPTAIN ROB.
413
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,595
- OOH.
- THREE, TWO, ONE.
414
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,164
AAH, YOU LANDED ON CANDY LAND.
NOW YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW IT.
415
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,234
READY?
416
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,436
SWALLOW!
417
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,372
( gulps )
THAT'S GOOD TOP HAT.
418
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,474
- ( laughs )
- HEY, FELLAS,
419
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,509
IT'S GETTING KIND OF LATE.
COME ON.
420
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,645
- CAN I BE ON TOP?
- ONLY IF I CAN BE ON BOTTOM.
421
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,214
- ALL RIGHT!
- YEAH!
422
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:45,785
AIRPLANE
INTO THE HANGAR.
ZZZ-- OW!
423
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,687
ALL RIGHT, PUMPKIN,
NIGHT NIGHT.
424
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,656
- 'NIGHT, MOM.
- ( kisses )
425
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,525
- 'NIGHT MRS. D.
- GOOD NIGHT, LLOYD.
426
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,263
THANKS FOR BEING
A FRIEND TO MY HARRY.
427
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,231
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
SLEEP TIGHT.
428
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,666
DON'T LET
THE BEDBUGS BITE.
429
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,569
- * HEY, HEY... *
- OHH. HUH!
430
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,343
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- WHAT?
431
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:13,280
YOUR MOM JUST TOTALLY
MADE A MOVE ON ME.
432
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,682
- SHE DID NOT.
- YEAH, SHE DID, HARRY.
433
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:18,818
MAYBE SOON
I'LL BE YOUR NEW DADDY.
434
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,621
- LLOYD, SHE'S MY MOM.
- LISTEN, I CAN'T HELP MY HEART.
435
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:25,157
THAT'S RIGHT, WHEN I'M
YOUR NEW DAD, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY.
436
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:28,060
- WILL NOT.
- DON'T YOU TAKE THAT TONE
WITH ME, YOUNG MAN.
437
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,096
- SHUT UP.
- I WILL STOP THIS CAR
RIGHT NOW.
438
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,532
- YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.
- YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
439
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,834
- BE QUIET, BUTTLICK!
- OHH!
440
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:38,170
- WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD?
- I LEARNED IT FROM...
441
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,172
LISTENING TO YOU!
442
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,442
- I HATE YOU!
- KIDS.
443
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:48,381
FOR OUR
SPECIALLY NEEDY CLASS!
444
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,882
- THEY'RE PERFECT.
- MM-HMM.
445
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,852
WELL, YOU SHOULD ALL
BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
446
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:56,088
YOU ARE THE PIONEERS HERE
AT PROVIDENCE HILL HIGH,
447
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,325
THE VERY FIRST
SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS.
448
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:00,293
AND TO COMMEMORATE
THIS OCCASION,
449
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,462
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE
A CLASS PHOTO.
450
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,464
SO LET'S COVER THIS UP
JUST FOR THE PICTURE.
451
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,867
HOLD THIS VERY HIGH.
THAT'S IT.
452
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,437
AND LET'S ALL FORM A GROUP
UNDER THE SIGN. QUICKLY.
453
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,204
NOW, NOW,
NOW, NOW, NOW.
454
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,206
BEAUTIFUL.
BIG SMILE.
455
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,842
HERE WE GO.
456
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,153
DO YOU REMEMBER WHY
WE'RE HERE?
457
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:30,657
I'M SUPPOSED
TO TAKE A PICTURE FOR
SUPERINTENDENT ZIMMER?
458
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:31,991
AND?
459
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:35,027
- YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT?
- YES, YES!
460
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,663
- OH.
- OKAY.
461
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,331
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
READY?
462
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:39,866
CHEESE!
463
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,001
- CHEESE.
- All: CHEESE!
464
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,872
- WHAT STINKS?
- THAT'D BE ME, SIR.
465
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:49,342
- WIFE MADE THE STEW LAST NIGHT.
- SHUT UP, LLOYD.
466
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,043
- YOU'RE NOT MARRIED YET.
- WILL BE.
467
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,179
I HOPE YOU'LL ALL ENJOY
YOUR NEW CLASSROOM.
468
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,515
THIS IS NOT IT.
IT'S A SPECIAL WING
IN BACK OF THE SCHOOL
469
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:58,551
WE'VE BUILT FOR YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK
AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT NOW?
470
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,987
QUICKLY, NOW.
JUST HEAD BACK THERE.
THAT'S IT, NOW.
471
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:04,156
PRINCIPAL COLLINS,
WHAT ABOUT THE CRIPPLED BOY?
472
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,793
- YES, TAKE HIM WITH YOU.
- "CONFIRMITIVE."
473
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:09,662
EASY.
LLOYD, LLOYD, LLOYD.
NO, NO, NO.
474
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,599
I CAN-- I'LL JUST WALK,
ALL RIGHT? IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
475
00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:18,104
- COLLINS IS A GREAT MAN.
- YEAH, THAT'S WHY HE WAS
ELECTED PRINCIPAL.
476
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,509
- THAT'S IT.
ON YOUR WAY.
- YOUR HIGHNESS.
477
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:25,778
THAT'S GOOD.
WELL, SO FAR SO GOOD.
478
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:28,080
I DO THINK WE NEED
SOME MORE PICTURES, THOUGH.
479
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,083
WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE THE KIDS ON
A FIELD TRIP TOMORROW?
480
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,952
AND...?
481
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,988
- AND TAKE SOME
MORE PICTURES.
- OKAY.
482
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:37,524
YEAH, OKAY.
483
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:40,159
WELL, DON'T YOU HAVE
A PHONY CLASS TO TEACH?
484
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,895
I PUT IN FOR A SUB.
485
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,364
( gasps )
WAS THAT NAUGHTY?
486
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,035
I THINK I NEED
A "PANKING."
487
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,703
PANK, PANK, PANK.
488
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,439
YOU GONNA GIVE ME
A PANKING?
489
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:55,207
* CLAP YOUR HANDS... *
490
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,777
Lloyd:
HELLO, CLASS.
MY NAME IS MR. CHRISTMAS.
491
00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,980
MRS. HELLER HAD TO ATTEND
SOME SERIOUS AND URGENT
BUSINESS,
492
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,650
SO I WILL BE
YOUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.
493
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:07,119
IT'S GONNA TAKE ME A WHILE
TO LEARN EVERYONE'S NAMES,
SO PLEASE BE PATIENT.
494
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,122
- ME, ME. PICK ME!
- UH... YOU.
495
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,559
- HARRY.
- HARRY. OOOH.
496
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:15,061
YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
OH, DID I HAVE YOUR BROTHER?
497
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,864
- NO.
- NO, OKAY.
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?
498
00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,832
- WAS THERE ONE...?
- YO!
499
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:22,435
WHAT'S WITH HORSE BOY?
NOW HE'S A BRIGHT SHINY SUN.
500
00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:24,270
YEAH, DON'T LOOK
DIRECTLY AT HIM.
501
00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:26,706
Lewis:
I'M JUST HANDING OUT FLIERS
AT THE TANNING SALON, GUYS.
502
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:29,642
- IT'S A PART-TIME JOB.
- NO, THAT'S-- CONGRATULATIONS.
503
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,744
DID YOU HAVE A QUESTION THERE,
BRIGHT EYES?
504
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:35,047
YEAH, MY QUESTION'S
WHEN THE OLD TEACHER LADY
COMING BACK?
505
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:37,750
I AM YOUR TEACHER LADY
FOR TODAY.
506
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,586
( door opens )
507
00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:44,791
LLOYD, CAN I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU FOR A MINUTE?
508
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:47,794
OH, TAKE THIS TIME
TO STUDY AMONGST YOURSELVES.
509
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:50,229
OBVIOUSLY THERE MUST BE SOME
SORT OF FAMILY EMERGENCY,
510
00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,565
OTHERWISE THERE'S NO REASON
MY FATHER WOULD BE
511
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,634
INTERRUPTING ME
WHILE I'M WORKING.
512
00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,469
- COMING. WHAT THE...?
- THAT'S YOUR DAD?
513
00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:58,070
YEAH.
WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
514
00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:01,073
- HARRY.
- HARRY.
COME WITH ME, HARRY.
515
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:04,243
- WHAT'S UP, POP?
- WE NEED TO TALK.
516
00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:07,647
SO YOU MUST BE IN THE AIR FORCE.
I LIKE YOUR FLIGHT SUIT.
517
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:11,283
- I'M A CUSTODIAN.
- WELL, THEN...
518
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,085
AYE AYE, SIR!
519
00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:16,489
OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU
CRAZY BOYS DOING
IN MY TOOL SHED?
520
00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:18,357
WE'RE NOT CRAZY, DAD,
WE'RE SPECIAL.
521
00:24:18,357 --> 00:24:21,093
AND PRINCIPAL COLLINS
WANTS US TO HAVE OUR OWN
SPECIAL CLASSROOM.
522
00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:24,831
MY BOY'S SPECIAL,
HOW 'BOUT THAT?!
523
00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:28,434
I KNEW YOU
WERE DIFFERENT!
OHHH!
524
00:24:28,434 --> 00:24:30,469
I'M TAKING THE DAY OFF.
525
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,805
COME ON, COME ON.
526
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,274
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
NOW THAT TEACHER LADY'S GONE,
527
00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:37,209
UM... I HAVE A QUESTION.
528
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:40,246
DO YOU GUYS
KNOW WHY OUR CLASS
IS IN THE TOOL SHED?
529
00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:42,982
WHO CARES, LEWIS?
IT'S BETTER THAN REAL SCHOOL.
530
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:46,853
IF WE DON'T MESS THIS UP,
WE CAN GO A WHOLE YEAR WITHOUT
DOING ANY REAL WORK AT ALL.
531
00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:50,289
YEAH, MAN, WE CAN DO
ANYTHING WE WANT.
532
00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:52,058
ANYTHING.
533
00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,660
ANYTHING?
534
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:59,065
SO IF I HAD A GIRLFRIEND
LIKE TERRI, I COULD BRING
HER HERE AND...
535
00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:01,300
DO STUFF WITH HER?
536
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:02,735
YOU GOT IT, JERKOFF.
537
00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:04,704
THEN I'M IN.
YEAH.
538
00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:10,209
BUT I CAME HERE TO LEARN
ABOUT AMERICA.
539
00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:11,944
LISTEN, BABY,
540
00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:17,183
THERE IS NOTHING MORE AMERICAN
THAN NOT DOING ANYTHING
AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
541
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,918
OHH.
THEN I'M IN.
542
00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:22,088
- JUST LIKE JERKOFF.
- LEWIS.
543
00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,158
CARL?
544
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:31,530
- HE'S SNAPPING OUT OF IT.
- WE NEED HIM.
545
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,499
I KNOW.
COME ON, KID!
546
00:25:33,499 --> 00:25:35,434
- COME ON, COME ON!
- GO GET SOME!
547
00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:38,104
( all yelling )
548
00:25:39,505 --> 00:25:42,642
- CARL?
- ( yelling )
549
00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:45,244
OH, WOW.
550
00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:48,114
WHO IS
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
AGAIN?
551
00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:50,783
HE'S THE PILGRIM WHO USED
PENICILLIN TO KILL GODZILLA.
552
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,785
RIGHT.
HOW'D YOU GET
SO SMART?
553
00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,453
PUBLIC SCHOOL.
YEAH.
554
00:25:54,453 --> 00:25:56,856
WHEN YOU LIVE IN THE BASEMENT,
YOU BREATHE IN A LOT
OF CHALK DUST.
555
00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:58,791
IT WRITES ALL THE ANSWERS
ALL OVER YOUR BRAIN.
556
00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:00,092
- YOU'RE SO LUCKY.
- OOH, NOW...
557
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,695
- HOW 'BOUT A SLUSHEE?
- A. SLUSHEE.
558
00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:05,197
DON'T TELL ME.
ABRAHAM SLUSHEE--
559
00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:08,801
I KNOW THIS--
THIRD PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES!
560
00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:10,937
Lloyd:
THAT'S RIGHT, HARRY.
561
00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:14,240
AND THIS IS THE FROZEN
DELICIOUS TREAT HE WAS
NAMED AFTER.
562
00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:19,812
- NICE JUGS.
- YEAH.
563
00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:21,480
HEY, YOUR MOM'S
GOT JUGS LIKE THESE.
564
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,950
Harry:
YEAH, BUT THEY
NEVER BEEN IN A MAGAZINE.
565
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:26,252
Lloyd:
THEY OUGHT TO BE.
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
566
00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:32,091
OOH, HARRY,
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.
567
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,060
- WHAT?
- YOU'RE IT!
568
00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,863
- OH NO, YOU'RE NOT
GETTING ME AGAIN.
- "VICTORIA'S SECRET," HUH?
569
00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:38,831
- THOSE CLOTHES
ARE FOR CHICKS.
- $2.50.
570
00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:40,967
- YOU'RE IT.
- OH, YOU WANNA GO?
571
00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,869
YOU WANNA GO,
HUH, HARRY?
572
00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:44,837
JOUSTING,
14th CENTURY!
573
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:48,875
- YOU'RE IT!
- YOU'RE IT.
574
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,409
INVISIBILITY SHIELD.
BOOO!
575
00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:52,011
I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!
576
00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:54,947
- I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!
- PLEASE PAY ME THE $2.50.
577
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,382
I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!
578
00:26:56,382 --> 00:26:58,317
- I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!
- YOU'RE IT.
( laughs )
579
00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:00,186
Lloyd:
SERIOUSLY,
STOP FOR A SECOND.
580
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:02,454
COME HERE, HARRY,
SERIOUSLY, FOR A SECOND.
YOU'RE IT!
581
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:03,723
OH!
NO, YOU'RE IT!
582
00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:06,458
HARRY, BUNS!
YOU'RE IT!
583
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,195
YOU'RE IT!
( laughs )
584
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:11,664
- YOU'RE IT!
- NO, I'M NOT.
585
00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:13,666
YEAH, YOU ARE.
586
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:15,201
HE TOUCHED YOU.
587
00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:17,136
YOU'RE IT UNTIL
YOU TOUCH SOMEONE ELSE.
588
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:20,673
I KNOW THE RULES, I'M JUST NOT
PLAYING YOUR STUPID GAME.
589
00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:22,775
NOW PAY ME $2.50.
590
00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,613
YOU'RE IT.
591
00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:28,647
YOU'RE IT.
592
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:29,849
- YOU'RE IT.
- NO, YOU'RE IT.
593
00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:31,217
- NO, YOU ARE.
- YOU'RE IT.
594
00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:33,786
( both repeating )
YOU'RE IT.
595
00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:40,893
ENOUGH!
YOU'RE IT!
596
00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:43,863
AND NO TOUCH-BACKS,
NO DO-OVERS,
597
00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:46,598
NO ERASIES,
AND IN THIS WHOLE STORE
598
00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,768
IS HOME FREE!
599
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,506
LLOYD, CAN HE DO THAT?
600
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,642
OH YEAH, HARRY.
601
00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:59,712
HE CAN...
AND HE DID.
602
00:28:01,647 --> 00:28:03,249
AND NOW...
603
00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:07,186
IT'S ON
LIKE DONKEY KONG.
604
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,321
PAY THE MAN.
605
00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:10,790
PAY THE MAN.
606
00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:17,263
- Harry: GOOD.
- YEAH.
607
00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:19,131
I THOUGHT WE
HANDLED THAT
PRETTY WELL.
608
00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:20,800
THESE ARE
REALLY COLD, HUH?
609
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,702
THAT'S WHY YOU GOT
TO DRINK 'EM FAST,
HARRY, TRUST ME.
610
00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:32,478
Lloyd:
DRINK IT, HARRY.
COME ON, BUDDY!
611
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:35,281
DRINK, DRINK, DRINK!
GO, HARRY, GO!
612
00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:37,349
WHOO-HOO!
613
00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:41,053
OWW.
614
00:28:41,854 --> 00:28:43,189
REFRESHING.
615
00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:45,758
OHH! SO WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO TODAY,
HARRY?
616
00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:47,994
I DON'T KNOW.
( whimpers )
617
00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:49,996
OWW!
IT HURTS SO GOOD.
618
00:28:49,996 --> 00:28:51,563
- AHH!
- ( slurping )
619
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,632
NO, HARRY, YOU'RE NOT
DRINKING IT FAST ENOUGH.
620
00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:55,802
YOU GOT TO DRINK FASTER.
YOU GOT TO GO FAST.
GO FAST!
621
00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:58,838
GO FAST, GO FAST, GO FAST!
YOU GOT TO DRINK IT FAST,
HARRY,
622
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:00,773
BEFORE IT MELTS!
( slurping )
623
00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:06,979
TASTES SO GOOD.
624
00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:09,315
I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.
625
00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:14,520
DIDN'T HURT.
626
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,155
DIDN'T HURT.
627
00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:19,859
- I FELT THAT.
- ( both laughing )
628
00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:23,095
MMMM...
629
00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:29,836
HARRY,
MY MOUTH IS FROZEN.
630
00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:33,439
I CAN'T--
I CAN'T FEEL MY LIPS.
631
00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:36,876
- HARRY, THEY'RE FROZEN.
- I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
632
00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:38,911
OH, HARRY,
HERE COMES TROUBLE.
633
00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:43,549
OH, HEY GUYS.
634
00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:46,252
YOUR MILK BUBBLES
LOOK NICE, JESSICA.
635
00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:48,587
- ( both chuckle )
- Lloyd: GOOD ONE, HARRY.
636
00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:51,090
( weak laugh )
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW.
637
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,800
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S
WEARING THAT OUTFIT.
638
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,037
YEAH, LAST TIME
I WORE THOSE SHORTS,
I GOT BEAT UP.
639
00:30:05,037 --> 00:30:06,505
( both laugh )
640
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,007
BEAT UP?
641
00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:11,210
( Hawaiian music playing )
642
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:20,953
GUESS WHAT'S
UNDER THESE COCONUTS?
643
00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:22,621
( chuckles )
644
00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:23,856
WHAT?
645
00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:27,026
IT'S A SURPRISE.
646
00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:30,396
WELL, I'VE GOT
A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
647
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,499
YOU GOT THE EXTENDER?
648
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:35,334
( gulps )
649
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,203
NO.
650
00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:40,606
NO, I TALKED
TO SUPERINTENDENT ZIMMER
THIS MORNING.
651
00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:43,509
- OH.
- HE'S SENDING
RICHARD MOFFITT HIMSELF
652
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:45,711
TO OUR THANKSGIVING DAY
PARADE,
653
00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:47,346
CHECK IN HAND.
654
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:50,149
OH, MONKEY,
THIS IS TOO EXCITING.
655
00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:52,051
OUR DREAM IS COMING TRUE.
656
00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:54,386
SMILE, SWEETHEART.
657
00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:58,490
( chuckling )
658
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:02,128
MORE PICTURES
FOR THE CHEST.
659
00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:07,799
WHAT DO YOU KEEP
IN THERE?
660
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:09,801
OH, THINGS.
661
00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:14,006
PHOTOS, TAPES.
662
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:17,176
I TAPE EVERYTHING
THAT GOES ON IN THIS OFFICE.
663
00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:19,378
JUST LIKE THE PRESIDENT.
664
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,981
JUST LIKE
THE PRESIDENT.
665
00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:24,150
COME HERE, MONKEY.
666
00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:27,853
- WHOO.
- Harry: HEY, IT'S UPSIDE DOWN.
667
00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:30,122
HERE, HOLD MY SACK.
668
00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:31,690
ALL RIGHT, ACCORDING
TO THE MAP,
669
00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:33,259
WE'RE ALMOST AT SCHOOL.
670
00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:35,694
YEAH, BUT WE STILL
HAVEN'T FOUND ANY TREASURE.
671
00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:37,396
( gasps )
HARRY...
672
00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:42,334
* HALLELUJAH,
HALLELUJAH... *
673
00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,536
WE MAY HAVE FOUND
SOMETHING EVEN BETTER.
674
00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:46,205
COME ON.
675
00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:49,275
IT'S OUR OWN
SPECIAL BUS, HARRY!
676
00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:55,247
HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT'S FOR US?
677
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,483
BECAUSE COOL KIDS
ALWAYS SIT IN THE BACK
OF THE BUS, HARRY,
678
00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:59,318
AND HERE, EVERY ROW
IS THE BACK.
679
00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:01,553
WE'RE ALL COOL.
COME ON!
680
00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:06,792
CAREFUL, HARRY,
IT'S SHORT!
681
00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:08,694
HEY, HARRY,
I'M IN THE FRONT
OF THE BUS!
682
00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:11,363
- Harry: I'M IN THE BACK!
- Lloyd: I'M IN THE FRONT!
683
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:14,333
TURK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
684
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:17,403
- SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS.
- BEING A JERK DOESN'T
MAKE YOU SPECIAL.
685
00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:21,073
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
THIS IS THE BEST CLASS EVER.
686
00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:23,242
SO DON'T RUIN IT!
687
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,347
Heller:
SORRY, SPECIAL NEEDS ONLY.
688
00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:30,449
LOOK, MS. HELLER,
THERE'S SOMETHING
FISHY HERE.
689
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:32,684
AND I DON'T THINK
IT'S FRIDAY'S SPECIAL.
690
00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:34,020
HMM. WELL,
I WOULDN'T KNOW,
691
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,854
SINCE I'M JUST
THE TEACHER AND ALL.
692
00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:38,357
NOW LESS TALKING
AND MORE SITTING, HUH, GANG?
693
00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:42,394
LET'S GO, MARGIE,
THE MUSEUM AIN'T GONNA
TEACH ITSELF.
694
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,637
THIS IS A MUCH BIGGER STORY
THAN FOUR-COLOR PENS.
695
00:32:56,742 --> 00:33:00,112
- ( tires squeal )
- * EVERY DAY I GET
IN THE QUEUE *
696
00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:04,583
- * Too much, magic bus *
- * TO GET ON THE BUS
THAT TAKES ME TO YOU *
697
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,752
- * Too much, magic bus... *
- YOU WANT A SCOOP?
698
00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:09,821
- I'LL GIVE YOU A SCOOP.
- YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA
STOP FOR ICE CREAM?
699
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,224
- NO. MAYBE.
- ( laughing )
700
00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:14,726
- * YOUR HOUSE IS ONLY
ANOTHER MILE... *
- LOSE HER.
701
00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:17,529
* Too much,
magic bus... *
702
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,369
- SLUG BUG. SLUG BUG.
- OW! OW!
703
00:33:23,369 --> 00:33:24,970
CAN IT BE THE SAME ONE?
SLUG BUG!
704
00:33:24,970 --> 00:33:26,605
- OW!
- SLUG--
I CAN STILL SEE IT.
705
00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:28,974
- THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY!
- PLAYING AUSTRALIAN RULES.
706
00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:31,143
DON'T LET HER PASS!
707
00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:35,347
* I DON'T CARE
HOW MUCH I PAY *
708
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,183
* Too much,
magic bus... *
709
00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:40,586
- SCISSORS, SCISSORS.
- THIS IS TOO.
710
00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:48,594
- WHAT'S THAT?
- IT'S AN EAGLE.
711
00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:51,463
- THIS IS A BARRACUDA.
- FISH CAN'T EAT A BIRD.
712
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:58,337
HA, HA, TOO BIG
TO MAKE THE TURN!
713
00:33:58,337 --> 00:34:01,073
- YOU CAN'T SQUISH
A BIRD WITH A PAPER CUT.
- YEAH, YOU CAN.
714
00:34:01,073 --> 00:34:03,875
- YEAH, YOU CAN.
- YOU CAN'T SQUISH--
NO, YOU CAN'T.
715
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,078
( horn honking )
716
00:34:07,012 --> 00:34:09,215
- PUNCH BUGGY.
- OW!
717
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,319
MARGIE, LOOK OUT!
718
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:19,491
( slow motion )
HELP ME!
719
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,464
( students cheering )
720
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,904
* I SAID, NOW I'VE GOT
MY MAGIC BUS... *
721
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,306
( horn honking )
722
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:38,009
* NOW I'VE GOT
MY MAGIC BUS *
723
00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:40,812
* Too much, magic bus. *
724
00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:44,450
EVERYONE FIND A PARTNER.
YOU'RE NO GOOD TO ME DEAD.
725
00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:47,153
- Lloyd: HARRY, GET BACK HERE!
- I'M BACK, I'M BACK.
726
00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:48,654
- I'M GOING.
- HARRY? HARRY!
727
00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:50,856
Harry:
SPIN FASTER,
WE'LL GO BACK IN TIME!
728
00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:53,159
I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
729
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:55,194
NO, NO, NO!
AAAH!
730
00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:56,995
WE GOT TO PARTNER UP.
731
00:34:56,995 --> 00:35:00,332
- WHAT DO YOU SAY, YOU AND ME?
- DREAM ON, DESPERADO.
732
00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:02,834
RIGHT, FIELD TRIP PARTNER
IS KIND OF A BIG COMMITMENT.
733
00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:05,003
I'M JOKING.
OF COURSE I'LL
BE YOUR PARTNER.
734
00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:08,507
WOW, YOU GOT SOME SERIOUS
SELF-WORTH ISSUES, MY PUDGY,
UGLY LITTLE FRIEND.
735
00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:10,876
- ( laughs )
- STOP IT, YOU'RE
EMBARRASSING ME.
736
00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:13,412
OKAY, SAY "FAJITAS."
737
00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:15,247
- All: FAJITAS!
- GOOD, GOT IT.
738
00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:17,115
- YEAH?
- YEAH.
739
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,619
NOW-- EXCUSE ME.
HOW LONG DOES THE AVERAGE
FIELD TRIP TAKE HERE?
740
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:24,890
WELL, TO FULLY EXPERIENCE
ALL WE HAVE TO OFFER,
IT TAKES TWO HOURS.
741
00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:27,092
TWO. OKAY.
YOU KNOW, I'LL BE
BACK IN FOUR.
742
00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:29,761
SO WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE THE TOUR TWICE,
AND SPEAK SLOWLY?
743
00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:31,797
- OH, WE DON'T
TAKE TIPS HERE.
- OH, SURE YOU DO.
744
00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:33,999
I KNOW YOU DON'T MAKE MUCH.
DON'T BE PROUD.
745
00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:36,235
DON'T BE PROUD.
IT'S GOING AWAY.
IT'S GOING AWAY.
746
00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:38,804
IT'S GOING AWAY.
IT'S OKAY. THAT'S
WHAT I THOUGHT.
747
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:41,773
- THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
- OKAY.
748
00:35:45,911 --> 00:35:48,647
Harry's voice:
I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT,
MR. POLAR BEAR.
749
00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:52,851
HMM. OKAY, I'M JUST
GOING TO TURN AND WALK AWAY.
750
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,788
HA!
751
00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:58,890
OKAY...
752
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:01,360
I'M WATCHING YOU.
753
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,262
Jessica: HARRY?
754
00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:05,397
Harry's voice:
WHO TOLD YOU MY NAME?
755
00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:06,998
Jessica: HARRY?
756
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,301
- HARRY?
- ( gasps )
757
00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:11,770
MS. HELLER SAID
NOT TO TALK TO YOU.
758
00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:14,206
THAT'S BECAUSE MS. HELLER
DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW
759
00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:16,375
THIS WHOLE THING
IS A SCAM.
760
00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:18,244
I KNEW IT WAS A FAKE.
761
00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:20,546
- YOU DID?
- YEAH. THOSE ESKIMOS?
762
00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:23,882
I'M SURE AT LEAST
ONE OF THEM IS A MANNEQUIN.
763
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:25,551
HARRY, YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
764
00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:28,220
BUT LISTEN, I HAVE
TO ASK YOU A QUESTION
THAT MIGHT...
765
00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:29,688
PUT YOU IN
A DELICATE POSITION.
766
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,757
YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT YOUR DELICATES?
767
00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:35,661
ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY,
OR YOU ACTUALLY RE--
768
00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:37,429
SPECIAL?
769
00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:40,566
WE'RE ALL SPECIAL.
EVERYONE LLOYD AND I CHOSE
FOR THE CLASS IS SPECIAL.
770
00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:42,301
YOU AND LLOYD CHOSE
THE CLASS?
771
00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:43,535
MM-HMM.
772
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:46,305
THIS IS ALL STARTING
TO MAKE SENSE.
773
00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:47,839
COULD YOU COME
TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT?
774
00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:50,642
- EXCUSE ME?
- WE NEED TO TALK.
775
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,844
- COME OVER AROUND 7:00?
- O'CLOCK?
776
00:36:52,844 --> 00:36:54,880
YEAH.
777
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,748
OKAY.
778
00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:01,820
A DATE.
779
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,722
SHE SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT SOMETHING.
780
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,757
Lloyd:
THAT'S PERFECT, HARRY.
THEN WHAT?
781
00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:09,661
THEN SHE SAID "7:00"
AND I SAID, "O'CLOCK!"
782
00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:11,830
( laughs )
783
00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:15,267
SORRY ABOUT THAT, BUDDY.
IT'S MY FIRST TIME BRINGING
A FRIEND UP THERE.
784
00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:16,568
- YOU OKAY?
- YEAH!
785
00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:19,271
SO YOU GOTTA
HELP ME OUT, LLOYD.
786
00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:21,373
A REAL LIVE DATE
WITH A REAL LIVE GIRL.
787
00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:23,041
WHO CARES?
CHICKS ARE FOR FAGS.
788
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:25,677
I THINK SHE WANTS ME
TO COME OVER TO PUT ME
IN THE RIGHT POSITION
789
00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:27,379
TO CHECK OUT
HER DELICATES.
790
00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:30,248
- WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
- OH YEAH, BUDDY, YOU'RE
GONNA GET SOME.
791
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,617
- SOME WHAT?
- YOU KNOW.
792
00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:33,652
SHE'LL BE ALL OVER YOU
LIKE A BARRELFUL OF MONKEYS
793
00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:35,487
WITH THAT SHORT SKIRT
AND THAT TIGHT SHIRT.
794
00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:37,255
OOH, IT'S SO FAGGY I CAN'T
EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
795
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,891
- COME ON, LLOYD.
- OKAY, IF YOU'RE
GONNA DO THIS,
796
00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:43,028
BRING HER
SOMETHING SPECIAL.
BUY HER SOME CHOCOLATE--
797
00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:44,296
THE BEST YOU CAN FIND.
798
00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:46,365
Harry:
SEEMS SIMPLE ENOUGH.
799
00:37:46,365 --> 00:37:48,734
( coins jingling )
800
00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:57,443
( imitates knocking )
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.
801
00:37:57,443 --> 00:37:59,378
( laughs )
HELLO, JESSICA.
802
00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:01,513
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU,
JESSICA.
803
00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:03,849
THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
804
00:38:03,849 --> 00:38:07,252
HI, JESSICA.
DO YOU REMEMBER ME
FROM BEFORE?
805
00:38:07,252 --> 00:38:09,154
I'M HARRY.
( laughs )
806
00:38:09,154 --> 00:38:11,022
THAT'S STUPID!
OKAY.
807
00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:14,493
HELLO, JESSICA.
HARRY-- MRS. HARRY JESSICA.
808
00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:17,162
MR. HARRY JESSICA.
809
00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:19,431
- J-E-S-S-I-S-S-I--
- HARRY?
810
00:38:19,431 --> 00:38:20,666
HARRY, HI.
811
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:23,001
DO YOU WANT
TO COME INSIDE?
812
00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:27,373
OKAY. WIPE YOUR FEET.
MY PARENTS ARE TOTALLY ANAL.
813
00:38:27,373 --> 00:38:29,040
OH, THAT'S GROSS.
814
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,077
- WOULD YOU LIKE
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
- YEAH, BUT I'M BUYING.
815
00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:35,213
HARRY, I HAVE A LOT
OF QUESTIONS TO GO
OVER WITH YOU,
816
00:38:35,213 --> 00:38:36,682
SO LET'S JUST
GO UPSTAIRS.
817
00:38:36,682 --> 00:38:40,686
GOOD PLAN.
I'M NOT REALLY READY
FOR DOWNSTAIRS.
818
00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:42,754
HARRY, YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
819
00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:44,990
REALLY?
I'M NOT EVEN TRYING.
820
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:49,361
- ARE YOU COMING?
- ( scoffs ) YEAH.
821
00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:52,097
I'LL RACE YA!
822
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:55,667
- HARRY, STOP
HORSING AROUND.
- OH, BOY.
823
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,936
OKAY, THERE'S A LOT
TO GO OVER, HARRY,
824
00:38:57,936 --> 00:38:59,705
SO IT MAY GET
HARD FOR YOU.
825
00:38:59,705 --> 00:39:02,173
HARD FOR ME?
HARD FOR ME?
826
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,409
HARD FOR ME?
827
00:39:03,409 --> 00:39:04,710
HARRY, DO YOU WANT
TO SIT DOWN?
828
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:07,245
- NO, NO, I'M OKAY.
- OKAY.
829
00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:10,449
I THINK COLLINS AND HELLER
ARE EMBEZZLING MONEY
FROM THE SCHOOL,
830
00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:12,050
AND I THINK IT'S
BEEN GOING ON FOR YEARS.
831
00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:14,085
I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
SOME WAY TO PROVE IT.
832
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:16,121
I MEAN, IT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE TO ME.
833
00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:18,890
BUT I GUESS THERE'S GOT
TO BE A GOOD EXPLANATION.
834
00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:21,393
HELLER WORE
A COCONUT BRA...
835
00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:25,431
Harry's voice:
WOW, SHE'S REALLY MAKING ME
FEEL HOT.
836
00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:31,002
WHAT'S WORSE
IS I THINK THE ENTIRE
SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS IS A SCAM.
837
00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:32,771
BUT... I NEED PROOF.
838
00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:36,107
Harry's voice:
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
LONGER I CAN STAND IT.
839
00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:38,544
I DIDN'T THINK THE FIRST TIME
WOULD HURT SO MUCH.
840
00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:41,647
- ESPECIALLY IN THE ASS!
- WHAT?!
841
00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:45,884
HARRY, I'M IN A POSITION
WHERE I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.
842
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,586
P-POSITION?
843
00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:49,354
GREAT.
HAVE YOU A BATHROOM?
844
00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:51,657
YEAH, DOWN THE HALL.
845
00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,360
I'LL BE BACK
IN A JIFF.
846
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,128
( whimpering )
847
00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:11,176
( screams )
848
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:15,714
OKAY, OKAY.
WATER!
849
00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:19,618
( screams )
850
00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,621
OH, I COULDN'T.
I DIDN'T.
851
00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:25,423
NO, NO, NO, NO.
OH, WHAT'S IN THERE?
852
00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:33,131
( sniffs )
MMM.
853
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,874
NO, IT CAN'T BE.
854
00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:46,778
OHH.
855
00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:50,616
OH! NO.
856
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,018
( groaning )
OH, I DIDN'T--
857
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,454
OH, NO, NO, NO!
858
00:40:57,989 --> 00:40:59,691
( repeating )
OH NO, NO, NO...
859
00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:03,228
( grunting )
860
00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:05,831
HARRY?
YOU'VE BEEN
IN THERE A WHILE.
861
00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:07,799
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
862
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,267
I COULDN'T BE MORE OKAY.
863
00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:11,302
MY MOM WANTS TO KNOW
IF YOU CAN STAY FOR DINNER.
864
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,505
ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
COMING.
865
00:41:13,505 --> 00:41:15,874
OKAY.
866
00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:19,611
* I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET
ON A SUNNY DAY *
867
00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:21,346
* HUBBA, HUBBA,
HUBBA, HUBBA *
868
00:41:21,346 --> 00:41:23,515
* A FEELING IN MY BONES
SAYS I'LL HAVE MY WAY *
869
00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:25,951
- * HUBBA, HUBBA... *
- LOOK OUT, WAXER
COMING THROUGH.
870
00:41:25,951 --> 00:41:27,352
* I'M A HAPPY BOY,
HAPPY BOY *
871
00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:29,320
* I'M A HAPPY BOY,
HAPPY BOY *
872
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,857
* OH AIN'T IT GOOD WHEN THINGS
ARE GOING YOUR WAY? *
873
00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:33,458
* HEY, HEY... *
874
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:36,528
( vocalizing )
875
00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:39,064
Jessica: HARRY,
ARE YOU COMING DOWN?
876
00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:40,766
JUST CLEANING UP!
877
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,215
HARRY!
HARRY!
878
00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:59,885
LLOYD, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
879
00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:01,553
I CAME TO CHECK
ON YOU, BUDDY.
880
00:42:01,553 --> 00:42:03,589
I KINDA SCREWED
THINGS UP.
881
00:42:03,589 --> 00:42:05,223
I'M SURE YOU'RE
OVERREACTING.
882
00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:06,892
I DON'T THINK SO.
883
00:42:06,892 --> 00:42:10,228
HARRY, WHY ARE YOU
COVERED IN POO?
884
00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:12,163
I-- I DON'T KNOW!
885
00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:14,800
- OKAY.
- SHE ASKED ME
TO STAY FOR DINNER.
886
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,902
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY TO HER.
887
00:42:16,902 --> 00:42:19,304
OH, OKAY, I GOT AN IDEA!
I SAW THIS IN A MOVIE ONCE.
888
00:42:19,304 --> 00:42:21,907
IT WAS A GOOD ONE.
GO DOWN TO THIS WINDOW
RIGHT HERE,
889
00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:23,975
OPEN IT UP, AND THEN
SAY WHATEVER I SAY.
890
00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:26,111
OKAY, THANKS.
I GOT TO FIND SOME CLOTHES.
891
00:42:26,111 --> 00:42:27,579
ALL RIGHT.
892
00:42:31,216 --> 00:42:33,719
PERFECT,
A BUSINESSMAN'S SUIT.
893
00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:38,389
HARRY, WHAT ARE
YOU WEARING?
894
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:40,325
I CHANGED FOR DINNER.
895
00:42:40,325 --> 00:42:43,962
I GET DRESSED FOR ALL MY MEALS,
EXCEPT FOR BREAKFAST AND...
896
00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:45,463
SPAZZ MEAL.
897
00:42:45,463 --> 00:42:49,534
BOY, IT'S HOT IN HERE.
DO YOU MIND IF I OPEN
A WINDOW?
898
00:42:49,534 --> 00:42:51,202
BE MY GUEST.
899
00:42:53,038 --> 00:42:54,740
- HARRY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
- YES.
900
00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:58,109
- YES WHAT?
- NO, DON'T ANSWER ME,
SAY WHAT I SAY.
901
00:42:58,109 --> 00:42:59,745
OKAY.
902
00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:03,314
- OKAY WHAT?
- YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES.
903
00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:06,551
- YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES.
- THANK YOU.
904
00:43:06,551 --> 00:43:09,554
- ( dog barks )
- OH, HEY.
905
00:43:09,554 --> 00:43:12,557
- WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
- HEY, WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
906
00:43:12,557 --> 00:43:14,492
I WAS BORN
IN ST. LOUIS.
907
00:43:14,492 --> 00:43:16,094
Lloyd:
DO YOU WANT ME
TO PET YOUR HEAD?
908
00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,829
DO YOU WANT ME
TO PET YOUR HEAD?
909
00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:19,831
- I BET YOU WANT
YOUR HEAD SCRATCHED!
- I BET YOU WANT
910
00:43:19,831 --> 00:43:21,266
- YOUR HEAD SCRATCHED.
- NO, WHY?
911
00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:23,101
WE STILL HAVE A LOT
TO TALK ABOUT.
912
00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:25,103
I BET YOU WANT--
DON'T YOU SNAP AT ME!
913
00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:27,639
YOU'RE LUCKY
I DON'T PUNCH YOU
RIGHT IN THE FACE!
914
00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:30,642
DON'T SNAP AT ME LIKE THAT.
YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T
PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
915
00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:35,513
Lloyd: I REMEMBER YOU.
HOW COULD I FORGET THOSE
BIG, HAIRY NIPPLES?
916
00:43:35,513 --> 00:43:38,283
I REMEMBER YOU.
HOW COULD I FORGET
THOSE BIG, HAIRY NIPPLES?
917
00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,551
I CAN ALMOST SMELL
YOUR STINKY "FENUTER"
FROM HERE!
918
00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:43,989
- I CAN ALMOST SMELL YOUR
STINKY "FENUTER" FROM HERE!
- HARRY!
919
00:43:43,989 --> 00:43:45,991
NOW WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT,
YOU UGLY MONKEY?
920
00:43:45,991 --> 00:43:48,026
NOW WHAT ARE
YOU STARING AT,
YOU UGLY MONKEY?
921
00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:50,762
- JESSICA, WHO'S THIS?
- IT'S HARRY, DAD.
922
00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:54,733
- WHY IS HE TALKING
TO YOU LIKE THAT?
- HE'S... SPECIAL.
923
00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:57,402
OH.
924
00:43:57,402 --> 00:43:58,937
HI, HARRY.
925
00:43:58,937 --> 00:44:01,272
- HI.
- ( howls )
926
00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:03,374
( Harry howls )
BARK, BARK!
927
00:44:03,374 --> 00:44:06,745
- DINNER'S READY.
- WHAT ARE WE DOING
SITTING AROUND YAPPING?
928
00:44:06,745 --> 00:44:10,248
- LET'S EAT!
- RIGHT.
929
00:44:13,785 --> 00:44:16,755
HEY, HARRY, BE CONFIDENT!
YOU LOOK LOVELY!
930
00:44:16,755 --> 00:44:19,090
OH! YAA!
931
00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:22,928
LLOYD?
932
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,864
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
933
00:44:25,864 --> 00:44:28,466
YOU LIVE HERE?
I DIDN'T-- I THOUGHT
HARRY WAS JUST...
934
00:44:28,466 --> 00:44:30,836
VISITING HIS ACCOUNTANT.
935
00:44:36,241 --> 00:44:38,276
SO YOU LIKE
YOUR BUTTER, DO YOU?
936
00:44:38,276 --> 00:44:41,246
WE GOT SOME MARGARINE,
IF YOU WANT. YOU COULD JUST
SCOOP IT OUT OF THE TUB.
937
00:44:41,246 --> 00:44:43,114
NO, I'M FINE,
THANK YOU.
938
00:44:44,649 --> 00:44:48,219
- OH!
- THIS IS... HARRY.
939
00:44:48,219 --> 00:44:50,321
- HELLO.
- HI.
940
00:44:50,321 --> 00:44:53,191
YOU KNOW, THEY MAKE THAT
IN A WOMAN'S SUIT, TOO.
941
00:44:57,628 --> 00:44:58,964
JESSICA, WE'RE EATING!
942
00:44:58,964 --> 00:45:00,465
MEET ME AT THE FRONT DOOR.
943
00:45:00,465 --> 00:45:02,834
YEAH, I WAS JUST
GONNA GO THERE ANYWAY.
944
00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:04,535
WELL, I SEE YOU LIKE
MY ROLLS.
945
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:07,338
SURE, I LIKE A WOMAN
WITH SOME MEAT ON HER BONES.
946
00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:15,213
WELL...
947
00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:17,548
SO CHARLIE,
WHAT BUSINESS ARE YOU IN?
948
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,384
THE NAME'S WALTER.
949
00:45:22,821 --> 00:45:24,155
- LLOYD, HI.
- JESSICA, YEAH.
950
00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:26,324
SO, DID YOU
GIVE HIM SOME YET?
951
00:45:26,324 --> 00:45:28,894
- SOME WHAT?
- YOU KNOW, SOME.
952
00:45:28,894 --> 00:45:31,162
LLOYD, HARRY AND I
HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT SCHOOL.
953
00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:32,998
IN FACT, I WANT TO ASK
YOU SOMETHING.
954
00:45:32,998 --> 00:45:35,233
YEAH, I KNOW.
YOU WANT TO GO
FOR A RIDE.
955
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:37,702
PRETTY SWEET WAXER, HUH?
956
00:45:37,702 --> 00:45:40,906
- WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
- I LIVE WITH THE JANITOR.
957
00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:42,941
YUP, I GOT A KEY
TO EVERY ROOM IN THE SCHOOL.
958
00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:44,910
SO CAN YOU GET US
INTO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE?
959
00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:47,846
PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE?
YEAH, I COULD PROBABLY
SWING THAT.
960
00:45:47,846 --> 00:45:50,849
LLOYD, THAT'S IT!
MAYBE NOW I'LL GET MY STORY!
961
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:55,153
- WHAT?!
- AAH!
962
00:45:56,487 --> 00:46:00,658
TWO-TIMING SLUT!
AND YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
FROM ST. LOUIS?
963
00:46:00,658 --> 00:46:03,428
I DON'T EVER WANT
TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
964
00:46:07,365 --> 00:46:09,000
OH MY GOD.
965
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,069
AND I'M LEAVING!
966
00:46:13,471 --> 00:46:15,473
HE SHIT EVERYWHERE.
967
00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:19,210
THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!
968
00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:20,378
DAMN IT!
969
00:46:20,378 --> 00:46:22,247
THERE'S SHIT
ON THE WINDOWS!
970
00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:26,017
OH MY GOD,
MY HOUSE IS FULL OF SHIT!
971
00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:28,086
HE SHIT EVERYWHERE!
972
00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:30,555
LOOK WHAT HE DID.
HE SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL!
973
00:46:30,555 --> 00:46:32,390
- WHEN CAN WE DO IT?
- GET UP HERE!
974
00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:34,159
- UH...
- ( Mother screaming )
975
00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:35,693
- HOW ABOUT
TONIGHT AT 8:00?
- OKAY.
976
00:46:35,693 --> 00:46:37,695
- GREAT, THANKS.
- MY HOUSE IF FULL OF BILE!
977
00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:40,465
THANK YOU, LLOYD.
I GOT TO GO UPSTAIRS.
YOU GOT TO LEAVE.
978
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:42,567
- ( parents screaming )
- SEE YOU AT 8:00.
979
00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:45,170
- Walter: CALM DOWN,
JUST CALM DOWN!
- Lloyd: WHOO-HOO!
980
00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:47,272
DATE WITH JESSICA!
YEAH!
981
00:46:47,272 --> 00:46:49,374
THERE'S SHIT
ALL OVER THE WALL!
982
00:46:51,776 --> 00:46:54,445
I'M RIGHT ON TIME.
983
00:46:54,445 --> 00:46:57,382
WON'T BE LONG NOW.
984
00:47:00,185 --> 00:47:02,020
THIS IS GONNA
BE GREAT.
985
00:47:03,054 --> 00:47:04,856
I CAN PICTURE IT NOW.
986
00:47:04,856 --> 00:47:06,057
* LLOYD, LLOYD *
987
00:47:06,057 --> 00:47:08,826
* SUPER COOL LLOYD... *
988
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:12,931
OH, LADIES,
AND THAT'S WHY GOD CREATED
WOMEN WITH TWO BREASTS
989
00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:15,266
INSTEAD OF THREE.
ALTHOUGH YOU'RE CUTE, TOO.
990
00:47:15,266 --> 00:47:18,569
YES, YOU ARE.
YOU SHOULD SEE HER ASSES.
991
00:47:22,073 --> 00:47:24,675
LLOYD, I FINISHED
ALL YOUR HOMEWORK.
992
00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:27,212
OH, THANKS, JESSICA.
993
00:47:27,212 --> 00:47:28,880
GET LOST, SISTER,
HE'S MINE.
994
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,082
IN YOUR DREAMS.
I SAW HIM FIRST!
995
00:47:31,082 --> 00:47:33,851
OH! YOU JUST WANT HIM
FOR HIS HOT RACK!
996
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:37,956
YOU JUST WANT HIM
BECAUSE HE'S A GENIUS,
LIKE ALBERT FRANKENSTEIN.
997
00:47:37,956 --> 00:47:40,425
( shouting )
998
00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:43,561
GIRLS, GIRLS,
GIRLS, GIRLS!
999
00:47:43,561 --> 00:47:46,932
ALL RIGHT, THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY TO SOLVE THIS.
1000
00:47:46,932 --> 00:47:48,967
MAKE OUT CONTEST.
1001
00:47:50,668 --> 00:47:52,037
( whistle blows )
1002
00:48:00,778 --> 00:48:03,314
( whistle blowing )
1003
00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:13,058
- HOW WAS THAT, LLOYD?
- ( loud hissing )
1004
00:48:18,263 --> 00:48:21,332
LLOYD,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT'S JESSICA.
1005
00:48:23,868 --> 00:48:25,503
- AND MY MOM?
- HI, SWEETIE.
1006
00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:27,705
- HEY, MOM.
- HARRY, THIS IS MY FANTASY,
1007
00:48:27,705 --> 00:48:30,875
AND I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE
RIGHT NOW, BEFORE I IMAGINE
SOMETHING HORRIBLE.
1008
00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:32,477
- BUT, I--
- HARRY!
1009
00:48:32,477 --> 00:48:35,546
- EH, EH.
- YOUR FANTASIES ARE
SO MUCH COOLER THAN MINE.
1010
00:48:38,883 --> 00:48:41,686
HEY, THANKS FOR THE JET PACK!
1011
00:48:43,821 --> 00:48:45,523
( flatulence )
1012
00:48:46,557 --> 00:48:49,961
- OOPSIE-DAISY.
- LLOYD, DID YOU
JUST FART?
1013
00:48:51,362 --> 00:48:52,897
MAYBE.
1014
00:48:52,897 --> 00:48:54,532
WELL, SOMETHING STINKS.
1015
00:48:54,532 --> 00:48:57,969
MAYBE IT'S THIS...
MIX TAPE I MADE YOU.
1016
00:48:57,969 --> 00:48:59,570
OR MAYBE THESE FLOWERS.
1017
00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:02,573
- UH... THANKS LLOYD.
- YEAH.
1018
00:49:02,573 --> 00:49:05,843
SO ARE YOU READY TO TAKE ME
TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE?
1019
00:49:05,843 --> 00:49:09,480
YEAH.
SO NO SMALL TALK, HUH?
YEAH. GOOD,
1020
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,350
BECAUSE I'M NOT
A BIG FAN OF THE SMALL TALK.
1021
00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:14,185
SO HOW ABOUT
THIS WEATHER?
1022
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:21,459
HEY, JESSICA,
I'M COMING!
1023
00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:29,834
SO I SEE
YOU'VE STARTED WITHOUT ME.
1024
00:49:29,834 --> 00:49:33,438
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1025
00:49:33,438 --> 00:49:36,341
LET'S JUST DO IT
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
1026
00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:39,277
WOW, STRAIGHT
TO THE BUSINESS.
OKAY.
1027
00:49:39,277 --> 00:49:41,112
LET ME JUST GET READY.
1028
00:49:41,112 --> 00:49:43,414
AAH, I CAN'T
GET IT OFF.
1029
00:49:43,414 --> 00:49:46,351
I'M SO CLOSE
I CAN FEEL IT.
1030
00:49:48,086 --> 00:49:50,888
- ( thuds )
- I NEVER SHOULD'VE
SWITCHED FROM VELCRO!
1031
00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:52,457
OH, WAIT,
I GOT IT!
1032
00:49:52,457 --> 00:49:55,860
- I GOT IT.
- THAT'S IT.
I'M DONE.
1033
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:58,296
THIS JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT
LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
1034
00:49:58,296 --> 00:50:00,965
DID YOU AT LEAST
ENJOY YOURSELF?
1035
00:50:00,965 --> 00:50:04,001
NO, IT WAS
A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.
1036
00:50:05,103 --> 00:50:06,637
( stuttering )
1037
00:50:06,637 --> 00:50:08,206
THIS IS--
THIS IS EMBARRASSING.
1038
00:50:08,206 --> 00:50:09,907
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED
TO ME BEFORE.
1039
00:50:09,907 --> 00:50:12,310
( horn honks )
1040
00:50:14,079 --> 00:50:16,447
- THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND.
- BOYFRIEND?
1041
00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:19,584
WHAT WAS ALL THAT TALK
ABOUT YOU RIDING ON MY WAXER?
1042
00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:22,520
THANKS, LLOYD,
BUT I DIDN'T FIND
WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR.
1043
00:50:24,289 --> 00:50:26,657
AND CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR
AND CLEAN THIS PLACE UP?
1044
00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:29,127
PRINCIPAL COLLINS
CAN'T KNOW THAT WE WERE HERE.
1045
00:50:29,127 --> 00:50:31,096
YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
I DON'T KISS AND TELL!
1046
00:50:31,096 --> 00:50:33,598
HUH!
1047
00:50:33,598 --> 00:50:35,666
OOH.
1048
00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:36,967
DIRTY GIRL.
1049
00:50:36,967 --> 00:50:39,070
( whistling )
1050
00:50:40,938 --> 00:50:42,740
OH MY GOD,
A TREASURE CHEST.
1051
00:50:44,242 --> 00:50:46,577
I FOUND
HARRY'S TREASURE.
1052
00:50:46,577 --> 00:50:47,912
OHH!
1053
00:50:47,912 --> 00:50:49,447
( groaning )
1054
00:50:49,447 --> 00:50:52,617
OH, IT'S HEAVY.
IT MUST BE FULLY LOADED.
1055
00:50:52,617 --> 00:50:54,619
HARRY!
1056
00:51:00,291 --> 00:51:02,227
( pebbles rattle )
1057
00:51:04,329 --> 00:51:06,297
( rattles )
1058
00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:19,144
Lloyd:
HARRY!
1059
00:51:19,144 --> 00:51:20,911
HEY, I FOUND
THE TREASURE.
1060
00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:24,081
- GO AWAY, ASS-FACE!
- DID YOU HEAR WHAT
I SAID, HARRY?
1061
00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:25,683
THE TREASURE,
LIKE ON YOUR MAP.
1062
00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:28,419
YEAH, RIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU GO SHOW IT
TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
1063
00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:30,221
JESSICA AND I
ARE THROUGH, HARRY.
YEAH.
1064
00:51:30,221 --> 00:51:33,291
I COULDN'T STAND
BEING WITH HER KNOWING
THAT YOU LIKED HER.
1065
00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:34,892
IT JUST WASN'T WORTH
OUR FRIENDSHIP.
1066
00:51:34,892 --> 00:51:37,328
OH, YOU KNOW, AND ALSO
SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND.
1067
00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:39,029
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING,
CAPTAIN ROB?
1068
00:51:39,029 --> 00:51:43,668
- CAPTAIN ROB CAME BACK?
- YEAH, HE DOES SOUND
LIKE A RAT-FINK.
1069
00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:47,705
HEY TH-- THERE'S NO REASON
TO USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE.
1070
00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:52,310
GOOD ONE, CAPTAIN ROB.
HE DOES LOOK LIKE
A YOU-KNOW-WHAT.
1071
00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:54,812
WE'RE TELLING
INSIDE JOKES, ARE WE NOW?
1072
00:51:56,781 --> 00:51:58,383
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S IT.
1073
00:51:58,383 --> 00:52:00,451
WE'RE THROUGH!
YOU'RE OUT OF THE COOL CLUB!
1074
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:04,155
YEAH, THE NEXT TIME
TURK'S PASSING OUT WEDGIES,
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ONE!
1075
00:52:04,155 --> 00:52:05,990
NUH-UH.
( sobs )
1076
00:52:05,990 --> 00:52:09,394
WE'RE DONE, PAL!
FINITO! THE END!
1077
00:52:11,362 --> 00:52:13,631
"AUF WIENER SCHNITZEL!"
1078
00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:18,536
MAZEL TOV.
1079
00:52:22,072 --> 00:52:23,841
Y--
1080
00:52:27,378 --> 00:52:30,281
* I KNOW JUST HOW
TO WHISPER *
1081
00:52:30,281 --> 00:52:34,485
* AND I KNOW
JUST HOW TO CRY *
1082
00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:37,788
* I KNOW JUST WHERE
TO FIND THE ANSWERS *
1083
00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:41,526
* AND I KNOW
JUST HOW TO LIE *
1084
00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:44,795
* I KNOW JUST HOW
TO FAKE IT *
1085
00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:48,833
* AND I KNOW
JUST HOW TO SCHEME *
1086
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,936
* I KNOW JUST WHEN
TO FACE THE TRUTH *
1087
00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:55,640
* AND THEN I KNOW
JUST WHEN TO DREAM *
1088
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,109
* AND I KNOW
JUST WHERE TO TOUCH YOU *
1089
00:52:59,109 --> 00:53:02,880
* AND I KNOW JUST WHAT
TO PROVE *
1090
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:06,384
* I KNOW WHEN
TO PULL YOU CLOSER *
1091
00:53:06,384 --> 00:53:09,687
* AND I KNOW
WHEN TO LET YOU LOOSE *
1092
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:13,358
* BUT I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO LEAVE YOU *
1093
00:53:13,358 --> 00:53:18,596
* AND I'LL NEVER
LET YOU FALL *
1094
00:53:18,596 --> 00:53:22,132
* AND I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU DO IT *
1095
00:53:22,132 --> 00:53:27,071
* MAKING LOVE
OUT OF NOTHIN' AT ALL *
1096
00:53:27,071 --> 00:53:30,341
- * Making love *
- * OUTTA NOTHIN' AT ALL *
1097
00:53:30,341 --> 00:53:32,076
* Making love *
1098
00:53:32,076 --> 00:53:35,179
- * OUTTA NOTHIN' AT ALL *
- * Making love *
1099
00:53:35,179 --> 00:53:37,181
* OUTTA NOTHIN' AT ALL *
1100
00:53:37,181 --> 00:53:38,816
* Making love *
1101
00:53:38,816 --> 00:53:40,184
* Love *
1102
00:53:40,184 --> 00:53:41,852
* Lo-ove *
1103
00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:46,391
* OUTTA NOTHIN' AT ALL... *
1104
00:53:50,194 --> 00:53:52,530
* Making love. *
1105
00:53:59,203 --> 00:54:01,906
COME TO PETE'S
SEAFOOD SHANTY--
1106
00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:03,841
LLOYD!
1107
00:54:03,841 --> 00:54:06,477
( laughs )
1108
00:54:06,477 --> 00:54:09,347
- DO I KNOW YOU?
- DO YOU KNOW ME?
YEAH, YOU KNOW ME.
1109
00:54:09,347 --> 00:54:11,148
I'M IN YOUR CLASS,
STUPID.
1110
00:54:11,148 --> 00:54:13,250
OH MY GOD,
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
1111
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:17,722
IT'S-- IT'S REALLY YOU.
YOU'RE HARRY'S FRIEND,
AREN'T YOU?
1112
00:54:17,722 --> 00:54:20,224
WELL, I WOULDN'T
CALL US FRIENDS,
1113
00:54:20,224 --> 00:54:21,926
BUT WE'RE ALL RIGHT.
1114
00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:24,795
YOU-- YOU REALLY
ARE A PIRATE.
1115
00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:26,897
WELL, YEAH.
YOU LIKE IT?
1116
00:54:26,897 --> 00:54:29,467
SO I'M AN ARSEHOLE,
EH, CAPTAIN ROB? HUH?
1117
00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:32,370
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1118
00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:35,773
WHATEVER.
1119
00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:38,576
- COME TO PETE'S--
- I WANT MY FRIEND BACK!
1120
00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:43,648
- ( bangs )
- Lloyd: HEY, BUDDY!
HEY, HARRY!
1121
00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:45,583
HEY, BUDDY,
YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!
1122
00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:47,117
HARRY, ARE YOU IN THERE?
1123
00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,887
HARRY! HEY!
1124
00:54:49,887 --> 00:54:52,256
- BUDDY! WOO!
- ( rocks rattle )
1125
00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:55,860
HARRY, I GOT
A SURPRISE FOR YOU!
1126
00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:57,795
( laughs )
1127
00:54:57,795 --> 00:55:00,965
YOU TOOK THE POLAR BEAR
OUT OF ITS NATURAL HABITAT.
1128
00:55:00,965 --> 00:55:03,000
YEAH.
1129
00:55:04,068 --> 00:55:06,337
MOMMY, WHERE'S
THE DADDY POLAR BEAR?
1130
00:55:06,337 --> 00:55:09,607
HE WAS SHOT
BY A HUNTER,
JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER.
1131
00:55:09,607 --> 00:55:13,177
LLOYD,
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
1132
00:55:13,177 --> 00:55:16,547
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
I COULDN'T GET ANY
MADDER AT YOU,
1133
00:55:16,547 --> 00:55:18,082
YOU DO SOMETHING
LIKE THIS.
1134
00:55:18,082 --> 00:55:21,919
( laughs )
GET THAT POLAR BEAR
OUT OF MY YARD
1135
00:55:21,919 --> 00:55:24,722
- AND UP TO MY ROOM!
- OKAY, BUDDY!
1136
00:55:27,758 --> 00:55:30,127
- I GOT IT!
- * WHAT I WANT,
YOU'VE GOT *
1137
00:55:30,127 --> 00:55:33,097
* AND IT MIGHT
BE HARD TO HANDLE *
1138
00:55:33,097 --> 00:55:36,166
* LIKE THE FLAME
THAT BURNS THE CANDLE *
1139
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:38,903
* AND I CAN'T EXPLAIN *
1140
00:55:38,903 --> 00:55:41,472
* OH YEAH,
WELL, WELL, YOU *
1141
00:55:41,472 --> 00:55:43,073
* O-oh, ooh, ooh, ooh *
1142
00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:47,177
* YOU MAKE MY DREAMS
COME TRUE *
1143
00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:49,113
* Yo-ou, you, you *
1144
00:55:49,113 --> 00:55:50,881
* Ooh, ooh *
1145
00:55:50,881 --> 00:55:53,183
* WELL, WELL,
WELL, YOU *
1146
00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:54,752
* O-oh, ooh, ooh, ooh *
1147
00:55:54,752 --> 00:55:57,855
* OH YEAH, YOU MAKE
MY DREAMS COME TRUE... *
1148
00:55:57,855 --> 00:55:59,657
HEY, BUDDY,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
1149
00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:03,060
I DON'T WANT
ANY PROBLEMS, OKAY?
1150
00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:06,731
- * LISTEN TO THIS... *
- MOVE! MOVE!
1151
00:56:06,731 --> 00:56:09,600
EXCUSE ME!
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
1152
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,103
HE MUST BE JEALOUS
OF OUR POLAR WEAR.
1153
00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:15,406
( growling )
1154
00:56:19,343 --> 00:56:21,479
WHERE IS IT?
1155
00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:26,751
BABY, I'M GOING
TO SPEND THE MORNING
AT THE MALL.
1156
00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:28,619
YOU KNOW,
SHOP FOR WAIKIKI.
1157
00:56:28,619 --> 00:56:31,989
- WHERE THE HELL IS IT?
- A LOT OF STUFF WE COULD
USE FOR THE TRIP.
1158
00:56:31,989 --> 00:56:35,059
- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
- MY CHEST.
1159
00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:37,762
- THE CHEST I KEEP
MY PAPERS IN?
- WHAT PAPERS?
1160
00:56:37,762 --> 00:56:40,965
THE DOCUMENTS, THE PHOTOS,
THE TAPES.
1161
00:56:40,965 --> 00:56:43,801
- THE EVIDENCE.
- EVIDENCE OF WHAT?
1162
00:56:45,302 --> 00:56:47,838
SWEETHEART, KEEP UP
WITH ME FOR HALF A MINUTE.
1163
00:56:47,838 --> 00:56:50,775
THE EVIDENCE OF EVERY SCAM
WE'VE EVER PULLED,
1164
00:56:50,775 --> 00:56:54,378
THE EVIDENCE THAT'S GOING
TO PUT US AWAY FOR 20 YEARS.
1165
00:56:54,378 --> 00:56:57,582
- WHERE IS IT?!
- I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S NOT HERE.
1166
00:56:57,582 --> 00:56:58,949
SOMEBODY STOLE IT.
1167
00:57:01,118 --> 00:57:02,820
JESSICA.
1168
00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:06,256
- WHAT JESSICA?
- THAT GIRL...
1169
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:08,959
WHO TRIED TO FOLLOW ME
ON THE FIELD TRIP?
1170
00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:11,361
- SHE TOOK IT.
- ARE YOU SURE?
1171
00:57:11,361 --> 00:57:16,000
YEAH. OH, SHE'S
BEEN SNOOPING AROUND,
ASKING QUESTIONS.
1172
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,502
HMM.
1173
00:57:17,502 --> 00:57:20,304
WELL...
1174
00:57:20,304 --> 00:57:23,007
- I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.
- YEAH?
1175
00:57:23,007 --> 00:57:24,975
YOU GONNA KILL HER?
1176
00:57:29,146 --> 00:57:31,949
NO. NO, I'M NOT--
I'M NOT GONNA KILL HER.
1177
00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:35,620
HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU
SEE TO IT THE KIDS ARE
READY FOR THE PARADE, OKAY?
1178
00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:37,988
- OKAY.
- YEAH.
1179
00:57:38,989 --> 00:57:41,992
AND I THINK I'LL
PAY JESSICA...
1180
00:57:41,992 --> 00:57:43,694
A LITTLE VISIT.
1181
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:47,865
Heller:
THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE
IS ALMOST HERE.
1182
00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:50,735
SO, ANY IDEAS
FOR A FLOAT?
1183
00:57:50,735 --> 00:57:52,603
- Lloyd: OOH, A RAFT!
- A BLIMP!
1184
00:57:52,603 --> 00:57:54,539
- A TURD.
- TITANIC.
1185
00:57:54,539 --> 00:57:56,173
- A PLATYPUS.
- CORN DOG.
1186
00:57:56,173 --> 00:57:59,544
- MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE.
- NO, NOT THINGS THAT FLOAT,
1187
00:57:59,544 --> 00:58:03,781
IDEAS FOR A FLOAT.
YOU KNOW, LIKE IF
YOU SEE A PARADE
1188
00:58:03,781 --> 00:58:05,883
AND PEOPLE ARE...?
1189
00:58:05,883 --> 00:58:07,317
CAN I HEAR
FROM ANYONE ELSE?
1190
00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:10,487
- HELLO.
- HI, CHING CHONG.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
1191
00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:13,457
UH...
1192
00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:16,360
( speaking Chinese )
1193
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:19,196
...LICKA LICKA POW!
1194
00:58:19,196 --> 00:58:22,199
SHE'S SAYING
"BEAUTIFUL SWAN..."
1195
00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:25,603
( Ching Chong
speaking Chinese )
1196
00:58:25,603 --> 00:58:28,438
"...FLYING GRACEFULLY
OVER THE RICE FIELDS..."
1197
00:58:28,438 --> 00:58:32,743
( speaking Chinese )
...ROY ORBISON.
1198
00:58:32,743 --> 00:58:36,513
...TO THE TUNE
OF "ONLY THE LONELY"
BY ROY ORBISON.
1199
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:38,315
NO, NOW COME ON,
YOU GUYS.
1200
00:58:38,315 --> 00:58:41,251
FOCUS, THINK.
PUT YOUR THINKING CAPS ON.
1201
00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:43,854
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
WHEN YOU THINK OF THANKSGIVING?
1202
00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:47,391
- LIKE CRANBERRIES
AND INDIANS.
- FOOTBALL!
1203
00:58:47,391 --> 00:58:49,426
FOOTBALL, YEAH!
GET SOME!
1204
00:58:49,426 --> 00:58:51,161
GOOD FOR YOU.
NO.
1205
00:58:51,161 --> 00:58:54,398
OH HEY, LEWIS
HAS GOT A GOOD IDEA.
GEORGE WASHINGTON.
1206
00:58:54,398 --> 00:58:55,766
- WOW!
- Harry: WHO?
1207
00:58:55,766 --> 00:58:58,368
- HE ONLY INVENTED MONEY.
- VERY GOOD, LLOYD.
1208
00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:03,574
HOW ABOUT A FLOAT
OF GEORGE WASHINGTON
CROSSING THE DELAWARE?
1209
00:59:03,574 --> 00:59:05,509
- OOH, OR MAYBE A RIVER.
- LIKE THE ATLANTIC.
1210
00:59:05,509 --> 00:59:07,678
OKAY, SO IT'S SETTLED.
1211
00:59:07,678 --> 00:59:09,614
THIS IS GONNA BE
THE GREATEST THANKSGIVING EVER.
1212
00:59:09,614 --> 00:59:13,350
YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO--
WE HAVE TO PARADE AROUND
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE?
1213
00:59:13,350 --> 00:59:15,052
ON A FLOAT
OF GEORGE WASHINGTON?
1214
00:59:15,052 --> 00:59:17,387
- WE'RE GONNA
LOOK LIKE IDIOTS.
- EXACTLY.
1215
00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:20,725
NO CHANCE.
WE ARE NOT DOING IT.
NO EFFING WAY.
1216
00:59:20,725 --> 00:59:23,060
( all grumbling )
1217
00:59:23,861 --> 00:59:25,529
HEY!
HEY, DID I MENTION
1218
00:59:25,529 --> 00:59:30,267
THAT IF YOU DON'T MAKE A FLOAT,
IT'S BACK TO HOMEWORK?
1219
00:59:30,267 --> 00:59:32,770
AND... REAL GRADES.
1220
00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:34,872
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
1221
00:59:34,872 --> 00:59:39,009
OH-- AND ACTUALLY HAVING
TO ATTEND CLASS.
1222
00:59:39,009 --> 00:59:40,477
NO.
1223
00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:46,050
WHICH MEANS,
YOU WON'T BE
SO SPECIAL ANYMORE.
1224
00:59:52,056 --> 00:59:54,091
* CRACK THAT WHIP *
1225
00:59:55,225 --> 00:59:56,961
* GIVE THE PAST
THE SLIP... *
1226
00:59:56,961 --> 01:00:00,130
THAT'S WHAT I WAS
TALKING ABOUT.
1227
01:00:01,231 --> 01:00:03,233
* BREAK YOUR
MOMMA'S BACK *
1228
01:00:03,233 --> 01:00:05,002
* NOW WHIP IT *
1229
01:00:05,002 --> 01:00:06,570
* INTO SHAPE *
1230
01:00:06,570 --> 01:00:08,372
* SHAPE IT UP *
1231
01:00:08,372 --> 01:00:09,907
* GET STRAIGHT *
1232
01:00:09,907 --> 01:00:11,541
* GO FORWARD *
1233
01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:13,077
* MOVE AHEAD *
1234
01:00:13,077 --> 01:00:15,445
* TRY TO DETECT IT,
IT'S NOT TOO LATE *
1235
01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:16,947
* TO WHIP IT *
1236
01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:18,883
* WHIP IT GOOD. *
1237
01:00:27,725 --> 01:00:29,393
HEY, GUYS,
CHECK IT OUT.
1238
01:00:32,930 --> 01:00:36,266
Jessica:
THANKS, PRINCIPAL COLLINS,
FOR GIVING ME THIS INTERVIEW.
1239
01:00:36,266 --> 01:00:39,469
ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP.
SO, YOU HAD SOME QUESTIONS?
1240
01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:40,871
YES, ACTUALLY.
1241
01:00:40,871 --> 01:00:42,873
LAST YEAR, TOBY WAS
IN AP ENGLISH,
1242
01:00:42,873 --> 01:00:44,408
AND LEWIS WON
THE SCIENCE FAIR.
1243
01:00:44,408 --> 01:00:46,911
WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THIS
NEW SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS?
1244
01:00:46,911 --> 01:00:48,545
WELL, THAT'S
A POOR QUESTION.
1245
01:00:48,545 --> 01:00:51,882
IT'S WORDY, PEDANTIC--
A GOOD QUESTION GETS
RIGHT TO THE POINT.
1246
01:00:51,882 --> 01:00:54,852
EXAMPLE--
WHERE'S MY CHEST?
1247
01:00:54,852 --> 01:00:58,555
CHEST?
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
1248
01:00:58,555 --> 01:01:01,058
OH, I THINK
YOU DO.
1249
01:01:05,730 --> 01:01:07,698
YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS
ARE GONNA WONDER WHERE I AM.
1250
01:01:07,698 --> 01:01:12,402
ONE PHONE CALL
FROM THE PRINCIPAL WILL
TAKE CARE OF THAT, MY DEAR.
1251
01:01:13,303 --> 01:01:15,672
( high voice )
HELLO, IT'S ME, BRENDA.
1252
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:18,776
JESSICA'S FRIEND?
1253
01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:21,879
YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO BE
PULLING AN ALL-NIGHTER
1254
01:01:21,879 --> 01:01:23,881
IN THE LIBRARY TONIGHT,
1255
01:01:23,881 --> 01:01:29,186
'CAUSE WE HAVE
A BIG EXAM TOMORROW.
MACRO... ECONOMICS,
1256
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:32,122
AND IT'S REALLY HARD.
( clears throat )
1257
01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:34,859
Lloyd:
OOH, THEY STILL HAVE
MY TWO FAVORITE FLAVORS,
1258
01:01:34,859 --> 01:01:36,693
CHERRY AND GREEN.
1259
01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:39,163
- YEAH.
- OH, HEY, FELLAS.
1260
01:01:39,163 --> 01:01:41,398
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?
YEAH.
1261
01:01:41,398 --> 01:01:43,367
OH, IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.
1262
01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:45,602
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA GO CRAZY.
1263
01:01:45,602 --> 01:01:49,406
I'M GONNA HAVE TWO FLAVORS.
SUICIDE OF DELICIOUSNESS.
1264
01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:51,809
- THAT LOOKS SO TASTY, HARRY.
- OH GOD, I WANT THAT.
1265
01:01:51,809 --> 01:01:55,312
- HE'S MIXING THEM.
- OH, IT'S GONNA TASTE
SO GOOD.
1266
01:01:57,214 --> 01:01:59,349
I WAS RIGHT.
IT'S REALLY GOOD.
1267
01:01:59,349 --> 01:02:02,152
HE'S SO LUCKY.
1268
01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:04,421
MMM, MMM.
( laughing )
1269
01:02:07,591 --> 01:02:09,259
SUCK IT.
1270
01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:11,095
I WANT ONE.
1271
01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:13,397
WE CAN'T GO IN THERE.
WE'LL BE IT.
1272
01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:19,136
YOU'RE RIGHT...
WE CAN'T.
1273
01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:22,106
COME HERE.
1274
01:02:22,106 --> 01:02:25,475
HEY, HEY, LITTLE BUDDY.
HI, HOW YA DOIN'?
1275
01:02:25,475 --> 01:02:26,844
HEY, YOU WANT
TO MAKE $2?
1276
01:02:26,844 --> 01:02:28,745
- SURE.
- YEAH?
1277
01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:33,283
OKAY, ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS GO IN THERE AND GET US
TWO SLUSHEES.
1278
01:02:34,084 --> 01:02:37,687
- OKAY.
- OKAY, AS IN
WE GOT A DEAL?
1279
01:02:37,687 --> 01:02:39,957
YEAH, DEAL.
1280
01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:41,725
BUT FIRST,
GIVE ME THE $2.
1281
01:02:41,725 --> 01:02:44,161
( laughs )
I SAID "DOLL HAIRS."
1282
01:02:44,161 --> 01:02:46,630
PSYCH.
BUT A DEAL'S A DEAL.
IN YOU GO, LITTLE BUDDY.
1283
01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:49,366
- COME ON.
- FINE, GIVE ME
THE DOLL HAIRS.
1284
01:02:51,635 --> 01:02:53,737
- HARRY?
- A DEAL'S A DEAL.
1285
01:02:53,737 --> 01:02:57,007
WOULD YOU TAKE
FIVE BUCKS INSTEAD?
1286
01:03:03,013 --> 01:03:04,849
GOOD THINKING, HARRY.
GOOD THINKING.
1287
01:03:04,849 --> 01:03:06,116
ALL RIGHT, BE COOL.
BE COOL.
1288
01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:08,085
- BE COOL.
- ( whistling )
1289
01:03:08,085 --> 01:03:11,321
( high voice )
YEAH, AND SHE'S LIKE,
"YOU BETTER CALL MY MOM."
1290
01:03:11,321 --> 01:03:13,423
AND I'M LIKE, "WHOA,"
AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH."
1291
01:03:13,423 --> 01:03:15,559
AND I'M LIKE, "WHOA,"
AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH."
1292
01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:17,627
AND I'M LIKE...
1293
01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:21,331
IT'S BRENDA.
I'M NEW.
1294
01:03:23,901 --> 01:03:26,503
Lloyd: OH!
ICE, ICE, BABY.
1295
01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:32,042
( mocking grunts )
1296
01:03:32,042 --> 01:03:35,512
YEAH, I PEED IN THOSE.
ENJOY.
1297
01:03:35,512 --> 01:03:38,315
( grunting continues )
1298
01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,117
GROW UP.
1299
01:03:45,089 --> 01:03:47,057
- YOU'RE IT.
- ARE NOT.
1300
01:03:47,057 --> 01:03:48,692
- ARE TOO.
- D2.
1301
01:03:48,692 --> 01:03:50,527
- CHEWBACCA.
- OOH, GOOD ONE, HARRY.
1302
01:03:50,527 --> 01:03:51,528
HEY, IT'S JESSICA.
1303
01:03:51,528 --> 01:03:54,464
HARRY, I THOUGHT
WE WORKED THROUGH THIS.
1304
01:03:54,464 --> 01:03:56,533
NO, IT'S JESSICA.
1305
01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:59,236
Lloyd:
OH, MUST BE
HER BOYFRIEND'S CAR.
1306
01:03:59,236 --> 01:04:03,240
- IT'S PRINCIPAL COLLINS!
- PRINCIPAL COLLINS IS
JESSICA'S BOYFRIEND?
1307
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,942
OH, THAT TOTALLY
MAKES SENSE.
1308
01:04:04,942 --> 01:04:06,476
THAT'S WHY SHE DIDN'T
WANT HIM TO KNOW
1309
01:04:06,476 --> 01:04:08,212
WE WERE IN HIS OFFICE
THE OTHER NIGHT.
1310
01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:10,480
HE CAN'T SEE US HERE.
QUICK, BE CONSPICUOUS!
1311
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:11,916
CONSPICUOUS?
1312
01:04:16,486 --> 01:04:18,055
( whistling )
1313
01:04:18,055 --> 01:04:19,689
NO WONDER WE BOTH
STRUCK OUT WITH HER.
1314
01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:22,392
HOW CAN WE COMPETE WITH
THE SEXUAL POWER OF THE MAN
1315
01:04:22,392 --> 01:04:24,761
WHO OCCUPIES
THE HIGHEST OFFICE
IN THE LAND.
1316
01:04:24,761 --> 01:04:26,096
YEAH, HE'S LIKE
THE POPE, HARRY.
1317
01:04:26,096 --> 01:04:28,132
LIKE WE'RE GONNA
SNAKE A CHICK FROM THE POPE.
1318
01:04:30,134 --> 01:04:32,602
- ( engine starts )
- HERE HE COMES.
1319
01:04:32,602 --> 01:04:34,004
HARRY, SWITCH.
1320
01:04:34,004 --> 01:04:36,440
HARRY.
JEEZ, MOSES AND MARY.
1321
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:39,576
( whistling )
1322
01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:46,016
HEY, LET'S GO
SPY ON THEM.
1323
01:04:46,016 --> 01:04:47,617
GOOD THINKING, HARRY.
1324
01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:52,422
- HARRY, BOBSLED!
- LEVER!
1325
01:04:52,422 --> 01:04:55,159
HANG TWO!
HARRY, GO LEFT!
1326
01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:56,961
GO LEFT.
CEASE AND DESIST!
1327
01:04:56,961 --> 01:04:59,129
- CEASE AND DESIST!
- ( horn honks )
1328
01:04:59,129 --> 01:05:01,465
COME ON, HARRY!
MUSH, MUSH, MUSH.
1329
01:05:01,465 --> 01:05:04,634
HARRY, GO STRAIGHT.
WARP SPEED, HARRY.
WARP SPEED!
1330
01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:20,617
( screaming )
1331
01:05:24,854 --> 01:05:26,923
IS THAT THE BEST
YOU'VE GOT?
1332
01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:29,826
HEY, THAT'S MY CART.
1333
01:05:29,826 --> 01:05:31,728
( cheering )
1334
01:05:31,728 --> 01:05:35,732
* IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER,
IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT *
1335
01:05:35,732 --> 01:05:39,769
* RISIN' UP TO THE CHALLENGE
OF OUR RIVALS *
1336
01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:44,874
* AND THE LAST KNOWN
SURVIVOR STALKS HIS PREY
IN THE NIGHT... *
1337
01:05:44,874 --> 01:05:46,810
- ( music jingling )
- ICE CREAM?
1338
01:05:46,810 --> 01:05:49,179
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING, HARRY?
1339
01:05:49,179 --> 01:05:52,382
- OH YEAH.
- SNACK BREAK!
1340
01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:06,696
Harry: YUMMY!
1341
01:06:08,332 --> 01:06:10,734
- AAAH! ALL RIGHT--
- HARRY!
1342
01:06:10,734 --> 01:06:13,370
- THERE THEY ARE!
- BREAK'S OVER!
1343
01:06:13,370 --> 01:06:16,573
SO WHAT DID YOU TELL
MY PARENTS ON THE PHONE?
1344
01:06:16,573 --> 01:06:18,608
NOT TO EXPECT YOU
TONIGHT.
1345
01:06:18,608 --> 01:06:21,078
WELL, SOMEONE'S GOING
TO COME LOOKING FOR ME.
1346
01:06:21,078 --> 01:06:23,413
OH, I DON'T THINK SO,
MY DEAR.
1347
01:06:23,413 --> 01:06:27,017
* THE EYE OF THE TIGER. *
1348
01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:35,859
I'M GOING TO ASK YOU
ONE MORE TIME.
1349
01:06:35,859 --> 01:06:37,961
JESSICA,
1350
01:06:37,961 --> 01:06:39,629
WHERE'S MY CHEST?
1351
01:06:39,629 --> 01:06:41,698
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
1352
01:06:47,971 --> 01:06:50,507
DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT, HMM?
1353
01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:53,577
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?!
1354
01:06:55,912 --> 01:06:57,347
WELL, WELL, WELL.
1355
01:07:00,684 --> 01:07:03,653
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
IT APPEARS TO BE A TAPE.
1356
01:07:03,653 --> 01:07:06,990
- THAT'S NOT YOUR TAPE.
- DON'T PLAY WITH ME, DEAR.
1357
01:07:06,990 --> 01:07:10,160
YOU'RE WAY
OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.
1358
01:07:17,234 --> 01:07:19,603
- ( tapping on window )
- Harry: JESSICA!
1359
01:07:19,603 --> 01:07:22,706
HARRY, LLOYD.
1360
01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:25,342
YOU GUYS ARE A MESS.
1361
01:07:25,342 --> 01:07:29,045
Harry:
WE WERE STILL HUNGRY, SO WE
DECIDED TO GET SOME DESSERT.
1362
01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:31,014
- IT WAS FUN.
- Lloyd: YEAH.
1363
01:07:31,014 --> 01:07:34,418
IT WAS FUN UNTIL HARRY
DECIDED TO PUT HIS WIENER
IN MY EAR.
1364
01:07:34,418 --> 01:07:36,186
- SORRY ABOUT THAT.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.
1365
01:07:36,186 --> 01:07:37,754
SO IT LOOKS LIKE
THE BEST MAN WON.
1366
01:07:37,754 --> 01:07:40,524
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US
YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS
PRINCIPAL COLLINS?
1367
01:07:40,524 --> 01:07:42,092
WHAT?
1368
01:07:42,092 --> 01:07:44,828
Lloyd on tape: Jessica!
1369
01:07:44,828 --> 01:07:49,499
- * You light up my life... *
- IS THAT MY MIX TAPE?
1370
01:07:49,499 --> 01:07:52,102
IT'S BEING USED
FOR YOUR SEDUCTION?
1371
01:07:52,102 --> 01:07:53,903
I'M FLATTERED.
1372
01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:56,606
LLOYD, WHEN WE WERE
IN PRINCIPAL COLLINS OFFICE,
1373
01:07:56,606 --> 01:07:58,508
DID YOU SEE ANY KIND
OF CHEST?
1374
01:07:58,508 --> 01:08:01,010
YOU MEAN LIKE HARRY'S
TREASURE CHEST? SURE,
I KNOW WHERE THAT IS.
1375
01:08:01,010 --> 01:08:03,347
YOU FOUND MY TREASURE?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
1376
01:08:03,347 --> 01:08:07,117
THREE WORDS-- I DID.
YOU WERE JUST ALL MAD AT ME.
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN LISTEN.
1377
01:08:07,117 --> 01:08:09,386
- YEAH, WELL,
I'M LISTENING NOW.
- ME TOO.
1378
01:08:09,386 --> 01:08:11,855
- THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART.
- HARRY, LLOYD,
1379
01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:14,158
LISTEN TO ME, I ONLY HAVE
TIME TO SAY THIS ONCE.
1380
01:08:14,158 --> 01:08:16,393
Lloyd's voice:
GOD, SHE'S SO CUTE.
1381
01:08:16,393 --> 01:08:18,295
LOOK AT HER TEETH.
1382
01:08:18,295 --> 01:08:20,997
I BET SHE CAN
BITE THROUGH ANYTHING.
1383
01:08:20,997 --> 01:08:23,032
YEAH, SHE COULD.
1384
01:08:23,032 --> 01:08:26,102
YOU GOTTA GET
WHAT'S IN THE CHEST,
AND MAKE SURE EVERYBODY...
1385
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,538
Harry's voice:
I WONDER WHAT LLOYD'S
THINKING ABOUT.
1386
01:08:28,538 --> 01:08:33,009
LOOK AT ALL THAT HAIR.
SHE MUST HAVE MILLIONS
OF TINY HOLES IN HER HEAD.
1387
01:08:33,009 --> 01:08:36,280
OTHERWISE, IT WOULD JUST
BUNCH UP ALL IN HER BRAIN.
1388
01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:39,516
SO GUYS,
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
1389
01:08:39,516 --> 01:08:41,785
- YEAH, SURE!
- YEAH, YEAH.
1390
01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:43,853
- I WAS, YOU KNOW--
- YEAH, SURE.
1391
01:08:43,853 --> 01:08:48,458
- ( singing continuing )
- ( tape forwards )
1392
01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:51,127
Lloyd on tape:
I'm a Pisces.
1393
01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:54,498
And that's
the sign of the badger.
I love picnics...
1394
01:08:54,498 --> 01:08:55,965
YOU GUYS GOTTA GO
GET THAT CHEST,
1395
01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:58,101
AND SHOW THE WORLD
WHAT COLLINS HAS BEEN DOING.
1396
01:08:58,101 --> 01:09:01,104
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
I CAN GET OUT OF THIS
ANYTIME I WANT.
1397
01:09:01,104 --> 01:09:04,308
AND I'M GETTING THE STORY
EVERY HIGH SCHOOL REPORTER
DREAMS OF.
1398
01:09:04,308 --> 01:09:06,643
Lloyd on tape:
Come on, Jessica.
1399
01:09:06,643 --> 01:09:09,246
Don't push me,
'cause I'm...
1400
01:09:09,246 --> 01:09:10,847
GO, GET OUT OF HERE.
1401
01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:15,752
( banging )
1402
01:09:18,255 --> 01:09:19,823
- GOTCHA, YOU--
- STOP!
1403
01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:21,891
- WHAT?
- I DON'T THINK THIS IS
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
1404
01:09:21,891 --> 01:09:24,961
HARRY, WE DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE.
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
1405
01:09:24,961 --> 01:09:27,197
I DON'T KNOW
WHO WE ARE ANYMORE.
1406
01:09:27,197 --> 01:09:28,598
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1407
01:09:28,598 --> 01:09:30,500
BUT I FEEL LIKE I DESERVE
MUCH MORE OF THIS TREASURE
1408
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:33,036
- 'CAUSE I WAS
THE ONE THAT FOUND IT.
- MY MOM GAVE ME THE MAP.
1409
01:09:33,036 --> 01:09:36,273
- BUT I LUGGED IT ALL OVER TOWN.
- I MADE THE POLAR BEAR PANTS.
1410
01:09:36,273 --> 01:09:38,442
- I ATE YOUR MOM'S PIE!
- I FOUND THAT ROCK!
1411
01:09:38,442 --> 01:09:40,310
IT WAS A DIAMOND,
AND YOU SWALLOWED IT.
1412
01:09:40,310 --> 01:09:41,611
WE WERE ALL OUT
OF TOP HATS.
1413
01:09:41,611 --> 01:09:44,248
ENOUGH! WHAT HAS
THIS CURSED CHEST DONE TO US?
1414
01:09:44,248 --> 01:09:46,716
YOU KNOW, LLOYD,
1415
01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:50,520
THE REAL TREASURE
IS OUR FRIENDSHIP.
1416
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:52,856
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
ON THE OTHER HAND...
1417
01:09:58,828 --> 01:10:00,297
OH.
1418
01:10:05,435 --> 01:10:07,504
- WHAT'S ALL THIS?
- ( sniffing )
1419
01:10:09,639 --> 01:10:12,476
OH...
IT'S FULL OF FILES.
1420
01:10:12,476 --> 01:10:14,244
THERE'S PICTURES
1421
01:10:14,244 --> 01:10:15,945
AND DOCUMENTS.
1422
01:10:15,945 --> 01:10:18,782
IT'S AMAZING!
( sniffs )
1423
01:10:18,782 --> 01:10:20,650
OHHH.
1424
01:10:22,519 --> 01:10:24,721
HEY, LLOYD, THIS LOOKS
LIKE ONE OF YOUR MIX TAPES.
1425
01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:27,457
MAYBE IT'S FROM THE PIRATE
WHO BURIED THIS TREASURE.
1426
01:10:27,457 --> 01:10:29,559
YOU SHOULD GO
PUT IT ON.
1427
01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:35,999
Collins on tape:
Principal's log,
September 23rd.
1428
01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:37,734
Check, check, check.
Sound check.
1429
01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:39,603
HEY, IT'S
PRINCIPAL COLLINS.
1430
01:10:39,603 --> 01:10:42,306
THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE.
I FOUND THE TREASURE CHEST
IN HIS OFFICE.
1431
01:10:42,306 --> 01:10:45,675
- grant money...
- THIS MIX TAPE ISN'T
AS GOOD AS YOURS, LLOYD.
1432
01:10:45,675 --> 01:10:47,511
- NO.
- Sound, check,
check, check.
1433
01:10:47,511 --> 01:10:50,547
- HE SPEAKS PRETTY GOOD CHINESE.
- THAT'S NOT CHINESE.
1434
01:10:50,547 --> 01:10:54,050
- ( tape squeaking )
- THAT'S CHINESE.
1435
01:10:54,050 --> 01:10:55,585
- YEAH.
- OH YEAH.
1436
01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:58,322
And that is how I,
Principal Collins,
1437
01:10:58,322 --> 01:11:02,225
became the mastermind
behind this glorious plan.
1438
01:11:02,225 --> 01:11:04,227
It's the crime
of the century.
1439
01:11:04,227 --> 01:11:08,131
HE'S RIGHT.
WE HAVE COMMITTED THE CRIME
OF THE CENTURY.
1440
01:11:08,131 --> 01:11:11,435
WE NEVER
THANKED HIM FOR GIVING US
THE SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS!
1441
01:11:11,435 --> 01:11:13,703
BUT WHAT DO WE DO?
1442
01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:17,441
- ( snaps )
- Lloyd: I HAVE AN IDEA.
1443
01:11:17,441 --> 01:11:19,476
( parade music playing )
1444
01:11:22,446 --> 01:11:24,714
P.A.: Welcome to
the Providence Hills
High School
1445
01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:26,516
Thanksgiving parade!
1446
01:11:26,516 --> 01:11:29,052
Aren't you glad
you're not watching football?
1447
01:11:29,052 --> 01:11:32,322
This year's theme,
white meat or dark?
1448
01:11:34,858 --> 01:11:37,927
Floats and exhibits from
all classes and organizations.
1449
01:11:37,927 --> 01:11:40,430
So enjoy.
1450
01:11:40,430 --> 01:11:42,532
WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT?
1451
01:11:42,532 --> 01:11:44,067
WHAT DID
YOU MORONS DO?
1452
01:11:44,067 --> 01:11:46,836
WHERE'S GEORGE WASHINGTON?
WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS?
1453
01:11:46,836 --> 01:11:48,972
- LOOKS GREAT, DOESN'T HE?
- NO.
1454
01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:53,309
- WHAT WERE YOU GUYS THINKING?
- Terri: WHY'D YOU GIVE HIM
A MAKEOVER?
1455
01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:55,044
( panting )
1456
01:11:55,044 --> 01:11:57,681
SORRY I'M LATE.
WOKE UP TIED TO THE BED.
1457
01:11:57,681 --> 01:12:00,684
SOMEBODY CUT MY HAIR
WHILE I WAS SLEEPING.
1458
01:12:00,684 --> 01:12:03,019
HEY, THAT'S MY HAIR!
1459
01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:08,492
It's the marching band's
musical tribute to stuffing.
1460
01:12:09,693 --> 01:12:13,296
Please do not throw cigarettes
at the floats.
1461
01:12:13,296 --> 01:12:15,965
I'VE SEARCHED EVERYWHERE
AND NO LUCK.
1462
01:12:15,965 --> 01:12:17,834
THE CHEST IS
STILL OUT THERE.
1463
01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:20,770
THAT'S WHY WE GET THE CHECK
AS SOON AS ZIMMER SHOWS UP
1464
01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:24,340
AND BLOW THIS POP STAND BEFORE
ANYBODY FINDS OUT ANYTHING.
1465
01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:26,142
THE BAND
SOUNDS TERRIBLE.
1466
01:12:26,142 --> 01:12:29,846
I KNOW, I SOLD ALL
THE WIND INSTRUMENTS.
1467
01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:32,181
HAWAIIAN AIR,
BUSINESS CLASS.
1468
01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:33,517
( laughing )
1469
01:12:33,517 --> 01:12:35,051
- YOU LIKE YOUR NEW COAT?
- I LOVE IT.
1470
01:12:35,051 --> 01:12:38,955
THAT'S WHY OUR MASCOT
ISN'T A STALLION ANYMORE.
1471
01:12:38,955 --> 01:12:41,391
- THIS IS HORSE?
- NO, NO, NO,
I SOLD THE HORSE,
1472
01:12:41,391 --> 01:12:44,594
- TO PAY FOR THE--
- I DIDN'T KNOW HORSE
COULD FEEL THIS SOFT.
1473
01:12:44,594 --> 01:12:47,831
THAT'S NOT HORSE, HONEY.
YES, YES, IT IS SOFT.
1474
01:12:47,831 --> 01:12:48,865
( whistles )
1475
01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:50,199
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE FLOAT?
1476
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:52,869
- GUYS, THIS IS MUCH BETTER.
- YEAH.
1477
01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:54,938
PRINCIPAL COLLINS IS
A WAY GREATER AMERICAN
1478
01:12:54,938 --> 01:12:56,773
THAN GEORGE WASHINGTON
WILL EVER BE.
1479
01:12:56,773 --> 01:12:58,542
I DON'T GET IT.
WHY'D YOU MAKE HIM
A PIRATE?
1480
01:12:58,542 --> 01:13:01,411
I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
THESE DOCUMENTS.
1481
01:13:01,411 --> 01:13:05,148
THEY PROVIDE EVIDENCE
OF A LONG HISTORY OF FRAUD
AND EMBEZZLEMENT
1482
01:13:05,148 --> 01:13:08,652
FROM THE SCHOOL
BY PRINCIPAL COLLINS
AND MS. HELLER,
1483
01:13:08,652 --> 01:13:10,720
A.K.A. THE LUNCH LADY.
1484
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:13,289
- HUH?
- MY GOD, CAN YOU
BELIEVE YOUR EARS?
1485
01:13:13,289 --> 01:13:15,592
YEAH, NO CLICKS
AND WHISTLES.
1486
01:13:15,592 --> 01:13:17,427
SHE SPEAKS THE ENGLISH
PERFECTLY.
1487
01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:19,195
LLOYD, YOU'RE
A GREAT TEACHER.
1488
01:13:19,195 --> 01:13:22,065
CHING CHONG,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
BEAUTIFUL ASIAN ACCENT?
1489
01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:25,435
OH, ACTUALLY MY NAME
IS CINDY.
1490
01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:27,904
THE ACCENT JUST
HELPS ME MEET BOYS.
1491
01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:30,807
YOU WANT IT BACK?
1492
01:13:31,975 --> 01:13:33,977
( with accent )
YOU GOT IT, JOE.
1493
01:13:35,378 --> 01:13:38,014
LOOK AT THIS.
COLLINS TOOK $2000
1494
01:13:38,014 --> 01:13:41,585
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO
TO A NEW STATE-OF-THE-ART
STALLION MASCOT UNIFORM.
1495
01:13:41,585 --> 01:13:43,553
WAIT, WHAT?
LET ME SEE.
1496
01:13:43,553 --> 01:13:47,423
WHY HAVE I BEEN
WEARING THIS ONE
WITH PUKE IN THE HEAD?
1497
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:49,058
- YOU SERIOUS?
- AM I-- SMELL.
1498
01:13:49,058 --> 01:13:51,795
WE GOT TO TELL PEOPLE
ABOUT COLLINS.
1499
01:13:56,466 --> 01:13:59,068
- HEY, SUPERINTENDENT.
- I'M NOT SURE I CAN DO THIS.
1500
01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:01,137
WE GOT TO NAIL THIS GUY.
YOU'LL BE FINE.
1501
01:14:01,137 --> 01:14:03,540
JUST MAKE SURE
HE TAKES THAT CHECK.
1502
01:14:03,540 --> 01:14:06,275
DETECTIVE, YOU KNOW,
1503
01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:09,378
HE'S GONNA BE EXPECTING
MOFFITT TO BE... SPECIAL.
1504
01:14:09,378 --> 01:14:12,682
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I STUDIED ACTING AT
THE POLICE ACADEMY.
1505
01:14:12,682 --> 01:14:15,785
- POLICE ACADEMY?
- YOU'LL BE FINE.
1506
01:14:15,785 --> 01:14:18,488
JUST REMEMBER YOUR LINES.
IT'S SHOW TIME.
1507
01:14:24,694 --> 01:14:28,264
- PRINCIPAL COLLINS.
- SUPERINTENDENT ZIMMER.
1508
01:14:28,264 --> 01:14:29,566
- HELLO.
- HELLO, HELLO.
1509
01:14:29,566 --> 01:14:31,167
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO RICHARD MOFFITT,
1510
01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:34,671
FORMER SPECIAL NEEDS STUDENT,
NOW AMERICAN SUCCESS STORY.
1511
01:14:34,671 --> 01:14:37,273
- WELL...
- GO AHEAD.
1512
01:14:37,273 --> 01:14:41,377
IT'S A VERY GREAT
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, SIR.
1513
01:14:41,377 --> 01:14:43,713
VERY...
1514
01:14:43,713 --> 01:14:45,114
VERY GREAT PLEASURE.
1515
01:14:48,585 --> 01:14:50,854
WELL, IS THAT
WHAT I THINK IT IS?
1516
01:14:50,854 --> 01:14:53,356
YOUR LITTLE GIFT
FOR THE SCHOOL?
1517
01:14:53,356 --> 01:14:55,324
YES.
1518
01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:57,193
I DREW THIS.
1519
01:14:58,427 --> 01:15:00,096
SPECIAL NEEDS.
1520
01:15:00,096 --> 01:15:03,066
- TIME FOR FRENCH FRIES NOW.
- OH, YES.
1521
01:15:03,066 --> 01:15:06,335
BUT THE CHECK WILL BE
PRESENTED THIS MORNING?
1522
01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,672
I'M VERY STRONG.
1523
01:15:08,672 --> 01:15:12,108
YES, YOU ARE.
I HAVE YOUR CHECK RIGHT HERE.
1524
01:15:12,108 --> 01:15:14,477
BUT I THINK MR. MOFFITT
IS INTERESTED IN SEEING
1525
01:15:14,477 --> 01:15:16,112
THE SPECIAL NEEDS FLOAT
FIRST.
1526
01:15:16,112 --> 01:15:20,483
I CAN TURN ON
ALL THE FAUCETS IN MY HOUSE.
1527
01:15:20,483 --> 01:15:22,418
EVEN THE HOSE.
1528
01:15:22,418 --> 01:15:24,921
- BUT WE DON'T DRINK
FROM THE HOSE, DO WE?
- NO.
1529
01:15:24,921 --> 01:15:26,956
P.A.: There's
the special needs float.
1530
01:15:26,956 --> 01:15:30,126
OH, HERE THEY COME!
WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT
THE CHILDREN HAVE DONE.
1531
01:15:30,126 --> 01:15:31,828
YES.
1532
01:15:31,828 --> 01:15:34,130
Collins's voice:
This is visionary.
1533
01:15:34,130 --> 01:15:38,735
I think I've finally figured
out a way to bilk this school
out of enough money
1534
01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:40,837
to get us that condo
in Waikiki.
1535
01:15:40,837 --> 01:15:44,240
- Heller's voice:
Baby, you've done it all.
- Collins: Small potatoes.
1536
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:46,175
The Richard Moffitt
Special Needs Grant.
1537
01:15:46,175 --> 01:15:48,645
The State is giving
100 grand in his name
1538
01:15:48,645 --> 01:15:52,616
- to every school that has...
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU!
1539
01:15:52,616 --> 01:15:54,250
OH MY GOD,
THEY GOT THE CHEST.
1540
01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:56,720
- Heller: You got the extender?
- Collins: No.
1541
01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:59,422
NOTHING THEY DO MAKES
ANY SENSE, WHICH IS--
WHICH IS--
1542
01:15:59,422 --> 01:16:04,093
- WHICH IS WHY WE CREATED
THE SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS...
- ( siren blares )
1543
01:16:04,093 --> 01:16:06,062
Man:
YOU'RE GOING DOWN, COLLINS!
1544
01:16:06,062 --> 01:16:08,131
AND WHY WE NEED THAT CHECK.
1545
01:16:08,131 --> 01:16:10,800
Girl:
HE STOLE THE SCHOOL'S MONEY!
1546
01:16:12,035 --> 01:16:13,770
PONY.
1547
01:16:13,770 --> 01:16:15,939
HEY, THERE'S
PRINCIPAL COLLINS!
1548
01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:21,745
P.A.:
Please remain seated.
1549
01:16:21,745 --> 01:16:23,212
Girl:
SOMEBODY STOP HIM!
1550
01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:26,015
HUH, HE'S COMING BACK.
1551
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:33,589
- ( fabric tears )
- HEY, HEY!
1552
01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:36,225
WOW! GO!
1553
01:16:36,225 --> 01:16:38,527
HEY, HEY!
1554
01:16:38,527 --> 01:16:40,296
- HEY!
- ( laughing )
1555
01:16:40,296 --> 01:16:43,132
Collins's voice:
Check in hand.
1556
01:16:43,132 --> 01:16:46,469
ALL I WANTED
WAS A CONDO IN WAIKIKI.
1557
01:16:46,469 --> 01:16:49,105
- WATCH YOUR HANDS, PIGGY!
- GET IN THE CAR.
1558
01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:52,008
WOW, THEY GET
THEIR OWN POLICE ESCORT.
1559
01:16:52,008 --> 01:16:53,843
- ( siren blares )
- WHOA.
1560
01:16:53,843 --> 01:16:55,444
ALL OUR HARD WORK
PAYS OFF.
1561
01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:57,747
- YEAH?
- HE'S GOING TO JAIL
FOR A LONG TIME.
1562
01:16:57,747 --> 01:17:00,249
PRINCIPAL OF JAIL?
WOW, THAT'S A PROMOTION.
1563
01:17:00,249 --> 01:17:02,385
- YEAH, THOSE INMATES
ARE LUCKY.
- YEAH.
1564
01:17:02,385 --> 01:17:05,121
- HEY, JESSICA!
- HI!
1565
01:17:05,121 --> 01:17:07,156
I-- I GUESS
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
1566
01:17:08,524 --> 01:17:11,160
OH MY GOD.
SHE'S TWO-TIMING
PRINCIPAL COLLINS.
1567
01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:13,229
Lloyd:
YEAH, WITH THAT
COMPLETE LOSER.
1568
01:17:13,229 --> 01:17:16,199
- Harry: HE'S PROBABLY A JOCK.
- JESSICA, WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING?
1569
01:17:16,199 --> 01:17:18,802
CHECK OUT THOSE STUPID
BUTT-UGLY JEANS.
1570
01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:23,873
HAS SOURED ME ON WOMEN
FOREVER.
1571
01:17:23,873 --> 01:17:26,409
YEAH, WE SHOULD
NEVER LET A WOMAN COME
BETWEEN US AGAIN.
1572
01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:29,645
THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
WE LEARNED A VERY VALUABLE
LESSON HERE, HARRY.
1573
01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:31,915
- WE'RE NOT EVER
GONNA FORGET THAT.
- YEAH.
1574
01:17:31,915 --> 01:17:34,017
( horn honks )
1575
01:17:34,017 --> 01:17:36,720
EXCUSE US.
YOU'RE HARRY AND LLOYD, RIGHT?
1576
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:40,289
- ACTUALLY, I'M HARRY
AND HE'S LLOYD.
- LLOYD.
1577
01:17:40,289 --> 01:17:42,425
Both:
WELL, WE'RE THE FELCHERS.
1578
01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:44,627
MY NAME'S FREIDA,
AND THIS IS RITA.
1579
01:17:44,627 --> 01:17:47,764
- HI, BOYS.
- Both: HI.
1580
01:17:47,764 --> 01:17:50,566
WE'RE GONNA GO CHECK OUT
THE ALL-GIRLS COLLEGE.
1581
01:17:50,566 --> 01:17:51,868
Both:
DO YOU GUYS WANNA COME?
1582
01:17:51,868 --> 01:17:54,170
- SURE!
- NO, WAIT, HARRY, HARRY!
1583
01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:55,972
JUST A SECOND.
WE'RE JUST GONNA...
1584
01:17:55,972 --> 01:17:59,042
LISTEN, WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT
WHO GETS WHO, ALL RIGHT?
NO MORE COMPETITION.
1585
01:17:59,042 --> 01:18:01,745
- RIGHT.
- OKAY, SO... AHEM.
PICK ONE.
1586
01:18:04,647 --> 01:18:06,682
- THE ONE ON THE LEFT.
- ( sighs )
1587
01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:08,952
- WHAT'S WRONG?
- THAT'S THE ONE
THAT I WANTED.
1588
01:18:08,952 --> 01:18:10,754
- NO.
- YEAH.
1589
01:18:10,754 --> 01:18:13,857
- SHE'S ONE OF A KIND.
- ( giggling )
1590
01:18:13,857 --> 01:18:16,259
TRY ONE IN A MILLION.
1591
01:18:16,259 --> 01:18:17,861
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
1592
01:18:17,861 --> 01:18:21,097
- YOU TAKE HER.
- NO, LLOYD, I'M NOT
GOING TO DO THAT TO YOU.
1593
01:18:21,097 --> 01:18:22,899
IT'S OKAY, HARRY,
I'LL FIND SOMEBODY.
1594
01:18:22,899 --> 01:18:25,902
I'M NOT DOING IT.
REMEMBER,
1595
01:18:25,902 --> 01:18:28,104
CHICKS ARE FOR FAGS.
1596
01:18:28,104 --> 01:18:30,206
THAT'S A GOOD ONE, HARRY.
1597
01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:31,841
( pats )
1598
01:18:31,841 --> 01:18:33,342
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
1599
01:18:35,144 --> 01:18:38,114
YEAH.
WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD
AND GO ON WITHOUT US?
1600
01:18:38,114 --> 01:18:39,883
WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1601
01:18:39,883 --> 01:18:43,552
SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT MEET
SOMEBODY AS SPECIAL AS
MY FRIEND HARRY UP THERE,
1602
01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:45,755
BUT I DOUBT IT.
1603
01:18:45,755 --> 01:18:49,058
OH AND UH...
YOUR LITTLE FRIEND OVER THERE,
1604
01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:52,428
SHE'S-- SHE'S NICE TOO.
1605
01:18:54,197 --> 01:18:55,832
- WHAT?!
- ( engine starts )
1606
01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:00,303
LOOK OUT, HARRY!
1607
01:19:01,304 --> 01:19:03,339
Lloyd:
OH, HARRY! OH GOD, HARRY!
1608
01:19:03,339 --> 01:19:05,341
- OH GOD, HARRY!
- ( tires squeal )
1609
01:19:05,341 --> 01:19:07,410
Rita: LOSERS!
1610
01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:10,880
OH! OH, THAT WAS
CLOSE, HUH, HARRY?
1611
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:13,082
OH! I GOT DIRT
ON MY SHIRT.
1612
01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:16,685
HOW GROSS IS THIS?
HARRY?
1613
01:19:16,685 --> 01:19:18,154
- ( groans )
- OHH!
1614
01:19:18,154 --> 01:19:21,825
HARRY?
YOU GOT TO LOOK
BOTH WAYS, BUDDY.
1615
01:19:21,825 --> 01:19:24,360
( groaning )
1616
01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:28,998
CHARLIE!
1617
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:32,135
- OH MY GOD.
- HEY.
1618
01:19:32,135 --> 01:19:33,937
IT'S YOU.
1619
01:19:33,937 --> 01:19:36,239
YOU'RE THE GUY
THAT CRAPPED UP MY HOUSE!
1620
01:19:36,239 --> 01:19:38,808
WHAT ARE YOU--
YOU'RE COVERED IN SHIT!
1621
01:19:38,808 --> 01:19:41,978
WHAT ARE YOU--
MY CAR'S COVERED
IN SHIT!
1622
01:19:41,978 --> 01:19:45,882
- NO, NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
- OH MY GOD! NO, STOP!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
1623
01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:48,084
- NOT HELPING.
- HARRY? HARRY?
1624
01:19:48,084 --> 01:19:50,686
- THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY CAR!
- HARRY, HARRY, LET'S GO.
1625
01:19:50,686 --> 01:19:51,955
WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU?!
1626
01:19:51,955 --> 01:19:53,456
- YOU OKAY, BUDDY?
- YEAH.
1627
01:19:53,456 --> 01:19:55,959
- THERE'S POO ALL OVER MY HOOD!
- WHAT'S UP WITH THAT GUY?
1628
01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:57,460
BEAT'S ME.
HE'S JESSICA'S DAD.
1629
01:19:57,460 --> 01:20:00,729
- SHE SAYS HE'S REALLY ANAL.
- OHH, OOH!
1630
01:20:00,729 --> 01:20:02,798
- THAT'S GROSS.
- I KNOW.
1631
01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,434
THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!
HEY, COME BACK HERE!
1632
01:20:05,434 --> 01:20:08,437
I'M NOT CLEANING THIS UP!
I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE
THIS TOWED.
1633
01:20:08,437 --> 01:20:11,140
COME BACK HERE!
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS?!
1634
01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:14,510
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU
AND FECAL MATTER?!
1635
01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:15,711
LOOK AT THIS!
1636
01:20:16,846 --> 01:20:20,083
- FOUR, TRĂ©S, TWO, UNO.
- ( music plays )
1637
01:20:20,083 --> 01:20:22,285
THAT'S ENOUGH!
1638
01:20:22,285 --> 01:20:24,053
THAT--
1639
01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:26,022
- THAT'S ENOUGH!
- AAAH!
1640
01:20:26,022 --> 01:20:29,125
- CLASS DISMISSED!
- COME ON, HARRY.
1641
01:20:32,028 --> 01:20:34,931
- LEWIS!
- SLOW, EASY BOY!
1642
01:20:34,931 --> 01:20:37,033
OH, SNAPS!
1643
01:20:37,033 --> 01:20:40,269
- ( laughing )
- HI.
1644
01:20:41,637 --> 01:20:45,074
MRS. D., YOU SURE HAVE
A GREAT LOOKING PIE.
1645
01:20:45,074 --> 01:20:48,277
YOU PUT YOUR MEAT
IN MY MOM'S PIE.
1646
01:20:48,277 --> 01:20:51,780
YOU'RE IT!
AND NO TAP--
1647
01:20:51,780 --> 01:20:54,183
- ( laughing )
- IT WAS HIM.
1648
01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:57,686
ENOU-- OH SHIT,
I'M SORRY.
1649
01:20:57,686 --> 01:20:59,455
GET BACK,
GET BACK.
1650
01:20:59,455 --> 01:21:01,457
( muttering )
1651
01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:03,659
- WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?
- 'CAUSE YOU SAID!
1652
01:21:03,659 --> 01:21:06,629
- NO, HARRY, I SAID,
"DON'T DRESS LIKE A QUEEN!"
- OH.
1653
01:21:09,232 --> 01:21:11,467
GET UP, GET UP,
GET UP, GET UP!
1654
01:21:11,467 --> 01:21:13,702
( panting )
1655
01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:16,172
UH... SO...
1656
01:21:16,172 --> 01:21:19,275
YOU'RE NOT
IN THE STORE, HUH?
1657
01:21:19,275 --> 01:21:21,577
( chuckling )
YEAH, WE'RE CLOSED.
GET OUTTA HERE.
1658
01:21:21,577 --> 01:21:23,947
ACTUALLY, WE HAVE
SOMETHING FOR YOU.
1659
01:21:23,947 --> 01:21:27,083
- YOU'RE IT.
- ( laughing )
1660
01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:28,952
ARE WE EVEN FILMING?
1661
01:21:28,952 --> 01:21:30,153
- DON'T YOU--
- ( barking )
1662
01:21:30,153 --> 01:21:31,754
DON'T YOU SNAP
AT ME LIKE THAT.
1663
01:21:31,754 --> 01:21:34,057
DON'T YOU SNAP
AT ME LIKE THAT.
YOU'RE LUCKY--
1664
01:21:34,057 --> 01:21:35,624
DON'T YOU SNAP
AT ME LIKE--
1665
01:21:38,962 --> 01:21:41,030
THAT IS SHIT!
1666
01:21:41,030 --> 01:21:43,899
OH, GOD, AAAH!
1667
01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:46,602
HARRY--
( laughs )
STOP!
1668
01:21:46,602 --> 01:21:49,538
- HARRY, LLOYD--
( laughs )
- CUT!
1669
01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:53,943
WHY'VE I BEEN...
( mutters )
1670
01:21:55,678 --> 01:21:57,446
OKAY, BACK TO ONE.
1671
01:21:57,446 --> 01:21:59,848
YOU WANT ME TO SAY
SHIT OR POO?
1672
01:21:59,848 --> 01:22:02,451
OH MY GOD!
OHH!
1673
01:22:02,451 --> 01:22:03,953
( laughing )
1674
01:22:03,953 --> 01:22:07,490
( bubbles )
1675
01:22:07,490 --> 01:22:08,891
OOPSIE-DAISY.
1676
01:22:08,891 --> 01:22:12,962
LLOYD?
DID YOU JUST FART?
1677
01:22:12,962 --> 01:22:17,166
- ( laughing )
- CUT IT.
1678
01:22:18,001 --> 01:22:20,369
( music playing )
1679
01:22:32,415 --> 01:22:36,052
* HOW MANY WORDS CAN YOU
FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE? *
1680
01:22:36,052 --> 01:22:39,555
* PACKED IT SO TIGHT
THAT YOU COULDN'T SING A TUNE *
1681
01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:43,659
* YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T TIE
YOUR BOOTLACE *
1682
01:22:43,659 --> 01:22:47,096
* GIVEN A CHOICE
COULD YOU CHOOSE? *
1683
01:22:47,096 --> 01:22:50,933
* YOU WENT FOR A WALK AND YOU
CAME ACROSS A COOL PLACE *
1684
01:22:50,933 --> 01:22:54,837
* RESTED YOUR HEAD
WITH A VODKA BY THE POOL *
1685
01:22:54,837 --> 01:22:58,541
* YOU WENT FOR A SWIM AND YOU
FOUND THAT YOU WERE SINKING *
1686
01:22:58,541 --> 01:23:02,278
* DON'T YOU KNOW POOLS
ARE FOR FOOLS? *
1687
01:23:02,278 --> 01:23:04,847
* GIVEN THE CHOICE
COULD YOU CHOOSE? *
1688
01:23:04,847 --> 01:23:08,584
* GROOVIN' ALONG
ALL ALONE IN THE PARK *
1689
01:23:08,584 --> 01:23:12,121
* SINGING A SONG 'CAUSE YOU'RE
AFRAID OF THE DARK *
1690
01:23:12,121 --> 01:23:16,125
* RUNNING AWAY FROM A WORLD
THAT CAN'T WALK *
1691
01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:22,165
* SWINGING YOUR HIPS
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK... *
1692
01:23:26,602 --> 01:23:30,339
* SHOWING YOUR GIRL
'BOUT A NATURAL WAY OF LIVING *
1693
01:23:30,339 --> 01:23:34,009
* GOT BIT IN THE ASS
BY A TIGER AT THE ZOO *
1694
01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:37,746
* AND WHEN YOU GOT HOME
YOU JUST PASSED OUT
IN THE KITCHEN *
1695
01:23:37,746 --> 01:23:40,749
* NOW YOU GOT NO ONE
TO LOSE *
1696
01:23:40,749 --> 01:23:44,420
* RAN TO THE STORE AND THEY
SOLD YOU ON THE FUTURE *
1697
01:23:44,420 --> 01:23:48,023
* BIT IN YOUR LIP AND YOU
START TO CRACK A SMILE *
1698
01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:51,860
* COME UP WITH A PLAN,
BUT THAT DOESN'T
REALLY MATTER *
1699
01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:55,764
* WHEN YOU GOT
NO REASON WHY *
1700
01:23:55,764 --> 01:24:00,703
* GIVEN A CHOICE
COULD YOU TRY? *
1701
01:24:00,703 --> 01:24:03,172
( instrumental
music playing )
120901