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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,225 (suspenseful music) 2 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,571 (sirens sound) 3 00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:37,076 - [Voiceover] It's time for 4 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:38,178 Live or Die. 5 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:41,612 (Cheers) 6 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:43,785 Now here's the host and star of the show, 7 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:45,021 Chuck Toedan. 8 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,390 (upbeat music) 9 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:58,401 (laughs) 10 00:00:58,725 --> 00:00:59,362 - Hello everybody 11 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:01,036 and welcome to Live or Die, 12 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,204 the game show that gives those condemned prisoners 13 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:04,270 one last chance 14 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,544 before their final bow in life. 15 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,211 Now as you remember when we ran out of time yesterday, 16 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:11,447 we were about to make that final judgment 17 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:12,307 on 9372. 18 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,251 Let's see how he's doing today. 19 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,920 9372, how ya feeling? 20 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:18,950 - I'm a little nervous, Chuck! 21 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:20,622 (laughter) 22 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,427 - Well we won't keep you waiting any longer. 23 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,285 You're familiar with the rules of the game? 24 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,256 If you fail to answer the question correctly, 25 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,157 you will lose your head. 26 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:29,933 Anyone here rooting for you today? 27 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,895 - Well my family's here Chuck. 28 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:33,101 - Where are they? 29 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,134 Can we get a shot of them'? 30 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:40,072 (laughs) 31 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:44,576 - Well I never thought he'd amount to anything! 32 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:45,349 - Ready? 33 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:46,150 - Ready Chuck. 34 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:47,178 - Okay. 35 00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:48,281 Your question is 36 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:52,113 what is the title of this famous movie? 37 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,823 Watch the monitor. 38 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:59,162 (suspenseful music) 39 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,170 (screams) 40 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:12,103 - God damnit, son of a bitch. 41 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:14,673 Mother fucking shit God damnit. 42 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:18,940 (indistinct cursing) 43 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:23,618 - Okay. 44 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:24,547 For an instant reprieve, 45 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:27,017 what was the name of that movie? 46 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:28,826 - I don't go to the movies much Chuck 47 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:29,820 but it could be. 48 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:30,855 - Sorry time's up! 49 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:33,494 That was Curses of the Mummy. 50 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:34,798 - Oh no Chuck. 51 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:36,999 - But wait before you lose your head, 52 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,235 we'll give you a chance to win some money for your family. 53 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,904 Now if your head falls in the basket face up, 54 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:46,336 we'll give them 10 thousand dollars. 55 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,702 (gasps) 56 00:02:48,035 --> 00:02:48,740 Okay? 57 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:49,740 - Okay Chuck. 58 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:51,048 - Try to flip it up honey! 59 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:52,042 - Come on Dad! 60 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:53,407 You can do it! 61 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:54,411 - Okay. 62 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:55,378 Here we go! 63 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,056 (groans) 64 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:07,165 Let's wait for the word from our judges. 65 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:09,694 (Spooky music) 66 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,177 Ourjudges say it's face up! 67 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:25,949 (screams) 68 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:27,616 Congratulations, you've won! 69 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,182 (upbeat music) 70 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:38,285 We'll be back with more of Live or Die 71 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:40,620 after these messages. 72 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,230 (upbeat music) 73 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,376 ♪ This ain't no stupid rap 74 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,975 ♪ About some stupid crap 75 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:57,213 ♪ 'It's a game show at last 76 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:59,744 ♪ That'll really kick your ass 77 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,814 ♪ If you're in the slammer 78 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:03,086 ♪ Really feeling pissed 79 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,219 ♪ This show you can't afford to miss 80 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:06,717 ♪ You could win the prizes 81 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,048 ♪ If you've got the knack 82 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:09,792 ♪ But if you get the questions wrong 83 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:13,291 ♪ You won't be coming back 84 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:16,396 ♪ Deathrow Gameshow 85 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,765 ♪ But if you knew 86 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:26,978 ♪ You would be no more 87 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:31,180 ♪ Don't waste it brother, bye bye 88 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,451 ♪ Yeah baby 89 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:38,319 ♪ Live or die is what they call it 90 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:39,646 ♪ So don't be shy 91 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:43,325 ♪ Door number one, door number two 92 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:46,153 ♪ Where oh where is the door for you 93 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:47,328 ♪ Now is it three 94 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:48,632 ♪ Get off your knees 95 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:49,797 ♪ Boy don't you know 96 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,295 ♪ You're on TV 97 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,868 ♪ Deathrow Gameshow 98 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:56,299 ♪ It's the only way to go 99 00:04:56,630 --> 00:05:00,305 ♪ Deathrow Gameshow 100 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,114 ♪ But if you lose 101 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:06,280 ♪ You will be no more 102 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,717 ♪ The prizes here are very odd 103 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:16,619 ♪ But where else can you lose 104 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:20,795 I And shake the hand oi God 105 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,065 ♪ Now think of all the crimes 106 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:23,527 ♪ Committed in his time 107 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,302 I Think of all the criminals just sittin around 108 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,662 ♪ Waiting for their punishment that's overdue 109 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,871 ♪ Where now we can give them something to do 110 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:31,972 ♪ They could have fun 111 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:33,403 ♪ They could win money 112 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:34,541 ♪ But if they lose 113 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,006 ♪ It's bye bye honey 114 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,806 ♪ See you later sucker 115 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,882 ♪ Deathrow Gameshow 116 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:46,351 ♪ It's the only way to go 117 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,991 ♪ Deathrow Gameshow 118 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:53,264 ♪ But if you lose 119 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:57,330 ♪ You will be no more 120 00:05:58,658 --> 00:05:59,329 - We hate Chuck! 121 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:00,933 We hate Chuck! 122 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:02,535 We hate Chuck! 123 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,399 We hate Chuck! 124 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,233 We hate Chuck! 125 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:08,239 We hate Chuck! 126 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:09,706 We hate Chuck! 127 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,413 We hate Chuck! 128 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:13,376 We hate Chuck! 129 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,015 We hate Chuck! 130 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:16,286 We hate Chuck! 131 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,017 - Evening ladies! 132 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:23,294 (screams) 133 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,058 Thank you guys. 134 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:29,924 Take care. 135 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:33,563 (screams) 136 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,430 See you tomorrow ladies! 137 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:37,969 (upbeat music) 138 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:45,713 - [Voiceover] Good afternoon. 139 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:47,109 It's a killer day in LA 140 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,942 and you're tuned to the pulsating sounds 141 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:51,586 of Larry Lacienica on KLT FM, 142 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,556 the station that throbs with rock, 143 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:57,793 playing the kind of music you lovebirds out there 144 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,257 might just want to screw to. 145 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:07,327 We'd like to remind our alcoholic friends out there 146 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,231 not to drive while drinking. 147 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:10,802 You could spill it. 148 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:27,022 (upbeat music) 149 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:39,998 - Hey! 150 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:40,862 Hey you! 151 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:44,809 You're an asshole! 152 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:48,339 You're a perverted asshole! 153 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:50,875 I've been watching your show for two years 154 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,615 and I think it's sick! 155 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:54,350 Where the fuck do you get off 156 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:56,813 killing innocent people! 157 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,646 (upbeat music) 158 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:14,032 (phone rings) 159 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:17,640 _ Hello? 160 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:20,370 Yeah? 161 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,203 Oh shit. 162 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:24,480 Is he all right'? 163 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:27,210 Fine 164 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:28,211 What time? 165 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:30,914 Okay. 166 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:38,562 Good morning. 167 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:40,564 - Good morning. 168 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:44,228 - Do I know you'? 169 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:46,594 - You're my favorite TV host. 170 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:49,898 - You here all night? 171 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:53,202 - God you're so neat! 172 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,544 - Would you please leave? 173 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,076 - Hey I know a lot of people hate you and your show 174 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:01,045 but I'm behind you 100 percent! 175 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,114 - Thank you. 176 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:04,915 Are you leaving? 177 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:05,916 - Hey do you think maybe you could get my boyfriend 178 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,247 on your show? 179 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:09,059 He's doing 65 to life for molesting a collie 180 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,589 in front of a Catholic school. 181 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:12,453 - I'll see what I can do. 182 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,766 Now will you please leave'? 183 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,537 - God thanks so much Chuckie! 184 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:22,567 God Chuckie you're so cool! 185 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,569 Hey does it bother you if people call you Chuckie'? 186 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,707 I know that sometimes when you 187 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,535 when your band leader calls you Chuckie 188 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,040 you get little pissed. 189 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:31,644 It doesn't bother you that much though really does it'? 190 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:33,609 Oh Chuckie, you're so neat! 191 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,248 Hey, hey Chuckie. 192 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,577 Do you ever have sex with your contestants 193 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:38,821 before they go on your show? 194 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:39,782 - No. 195 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,421 They have it with each other. 196 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:42,624 - Oh wow. 197 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,120 I love you Chuckie! 198 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,069 _ Hello? 199 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,464 Yeah. 200 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:57,741 We might have a bit of a problem with one of our contestants 201 00:09:58,064 --> 00:10:00,010 number 1768. 202 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,443 Nothing too serious. 203 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,009 I got a call from his warden this morning. 204 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,840 It seems he was gang raped in the cell last night. 205 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:08,481 Well he's a little tired. 206 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:09,912 Oh no he'll still go on. 207 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,086 He just won't be sitting. 208 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,619 (upbeat music) 209 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:33,675 - Come on kids! 210 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:34,671 Come on. 211 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:35,672 Hi! 212 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:36,673 Hi! 213 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:37,674 Hi sweetheart! 214 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:38,675 Have a nice day! 215 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,281 Hello, have a good day! 216 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:42,518 Bye! 217 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:43,980 Let's go! 218 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,380 You, ain't you'? 219 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,962 You are, you're the host of that indecent, 220 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,356 inhuman, immoral fucked up TV show! 221 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:57,361 Don't you have any sense of responsibility? 222 00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:00,830 Don't you know that killing is murder'? 223 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:04,297 I hope you rot in hell! 224 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:31,999 - Chuckie! 225 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:32,996 It's Chuckie! 226 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,066 Can I be on your show? 227 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,897 Please, please, please Chuckie? 228 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:37,867 - Dinko, leave me alone! 229 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,609 - Oh please Chuckie! 230 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:40,707 I could be good honest. 231 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:41,569 I'm very photogenic. 232 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:42,572 Come on Chuckie, can I'? 233 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:43,710 Can I'? 234 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,742 What a neat guy! 235 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:53,718 - Morning Mr. Toedan. 236 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,390 - Hi. 237 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,717 (soft music) 238 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:01,292 - Good morning Mr. Toedan. 239 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:02,691 - Morning Mr. Toedan. 240 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,263 (soft music) 241 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,575 - Fuck you Mr. Toedan. 242 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,935 (soft music) 243 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,876 - Good morning Mr. Toedan. 244 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,086 - Did you see this? 245 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,796 - Yes I did. 246 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:35,929 - Well, 247 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,997 why haven't you taken measures to get rid of it'? 248 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:40,326 - Well it's happened so often 249 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,264 I thought you'd be used to it by now. 250 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,665 - Well I'm not. 251 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,837 What's on the agenda for today? 252 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:47,940 - Well let's see. 253 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,269 After today's taping, 254 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,637 you have to go over to channel seven. 255 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,244 You're doing the Roy Montecue show at five. 256 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,781 - Oh damn I forgot about that damn show. 257 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:56,814 - Can't get out of it now. 258 00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:58,952 You agreed to do it. 259 00:12:59,279 --> 00:12:59,950 - I know, I know. 260 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,281 Anything else? 261 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,786 - We had two more bomb threats. 262 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,595 - Just two? 263 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:07,022 Might be a good day after all. 264 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,335 (upbeat music) 265 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,806 Welcome back to Live or Die. 266 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,372 For those of you whojustjoined us, 267 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:24,944 we're waiting for 1768 to make the decision of his life. 268 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:25,976 Well pal, 269 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,546 what did you decide? 270 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,376 Are you gonna take the envelope that's in my hand 271 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:30,983 or are you gonna go for the curtain 272 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,723 that lovely Shanna Shallow is pointing to? 273 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,958 (Cheers) 274 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,898 - I think I'll go with what's behind the curtain. 275 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:43,495 - The curtain? 276 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,632 You're sure now? 277 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,801 (Cheers) 278 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:48,798 . Yes, yes I'm sure. 279 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:49,663 I guess. 280 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,507 - That's too bad 281 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,832 because in the envelope we had for you 282 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,736 a stay of execution! 283 00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,177 (groans) 284 00:13:58,504 --> 00:13:59,812 That's right! 285 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:01,914 A perfectly legal reprieve signed by the governor himself 286 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,380 so back to the governor's desk it goes 287 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,247 and let's see what you traded it for 288 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,320 behind the curtain! 289 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,889 (upbeat music) 290 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:13,759 - No! 291 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,225 - Yes, that's all for you! 292 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,592 Don Stewart, tell us about it! 293 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:18,994 - [Voiceover] Well Chuck every man dreams 294 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,827 of being well-hung 295 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,571 and that fantasy's about to come true 296 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:25,876 for 1768 with the new ponderosa model 4000 pound 297 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,907 test strength rope from the Yankem High rope shop 298 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,737 of Gallows, Montana 299 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,107 and the noose was specially hand-bound and braided 300 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,385 by our friends over at Nod Landing 301 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,415 and to guard against those unsightly rope burns, 302 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,781 this package comes complete with a 100 percent 303 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:43,458 wool silk-lined designer hood from Bigger and Bigger 304 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,023 of Beverly Hills. 305 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,456 This is all yours compliments of Live or Die. 306 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,198 Total value of this deal is worth 307 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,057 your life! 308 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,470 (Cheers) 309 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,035 - Rest in peace, buddy. 310 00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:58,307 Don't go away, 311 00:14:58,631 --> 00:14:59,769 we'll be back with more of Live or Die 312 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,976 after these special words of interest! 313 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,713 (upbeat music) 314 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,539 - We asked San Quentin inmate 2811 315 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,944 to help us out with our cheesy taste test. 316 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:09,980 Now tell me, 317 00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,652 is this the taste of real cheese spread 318 00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:12,888 or imitation? 319 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,959 - Tastes like real cheese to me, Don. 320 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:19,729 - How about this one'? 321 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,162 - This is a little salty. 322 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,966 Ew, it's very bitter. 323 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,902 This is the imitation cheese. 324 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:29,899 - Not quite. 325 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:31,902 This one is Rodento, 326 00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:33,471 our cheese-flavored rat poison 327 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,837 guaranteed to kill rats dead in 30 seconds 328 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,477 or your money back. 329 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,943 The delicious cheese flavor attracts little varmints 330 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,583 and then when they take just the smallest bite, 331 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,013 they're history. 332 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:45,845 Just like old 2811. 333 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:49,156 Now if our product can work this fast on a human being, 334 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,587 imagine how it'll work on that tiny little mouse 335 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:52,953 or rat. 336 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,199 Rodento, one bite and it's mouse heaven. 337 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,264 - And that is just a sample 338 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,163 of what goes on a KSIK. 339 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,306 Now I believe the clips we've just seen 340 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,269 were taped earlier today'? 341 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,271 - That's right, Roy. 342 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:09,773 We tape three shows a day. 343 00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:12,048 - Doesn't it bother that you're killing people? 344 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,942 - These people are already on death row. 345 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,309 Their lives are basically over. 346 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,780 We give them a chance. 347 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,282 A way to be somebody, 348 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,853 a way to be entertaining before they go. 349 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,218 - How can you call that entertaining'? 350 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,858 I mean who can sit and watch people die? 351 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,960 - Our ratings go through the roof. 352 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,528 Why do you think we've been on so long? 353 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,859 This is what the people want to see. 354 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,068 - Excuse me for interrupting 355 00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,066 but we have another call on hold. 356 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,066 Go ahead. 357 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,205 Hello, you're on the air. 358 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,408 - [Voiceover] Hello'? 359 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,734 - Yes, go ahead. 360 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,069 - [Voiceover] Hi my name is Fina Tomboso 361 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,006 and I'm calling from Glendale. 362 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,180 - That's a lovely name, Fina. 363 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,814 - [Voiceover] Thank you. 364 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,552 Anyway I'm calling 'cause I wanted to tell Mr. Toedan 365 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,857 it's not a bad thing that he's doing. 366 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,089 - What? 367 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:56,256 - [Voiceover] He is in essence doing the Lord's work. 368 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,357 Life as we know it is a transitional stage 369 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,322 and death is God's way of saying 370 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:01,825 take a break. 371 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:03,997 - Well thank you very much 372 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:05,267 for your view. 373 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:08,037 - That's an example of the types of people 374 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,931 who watch your show, fruitcakes. 375 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,367 - Now, now Ms. Sternvirgin. 376 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,176 You don't have to resort to name calling. 377 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,911 I'm sure Ms. Tomboso is a fine, outstanding, 378 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,237 God-fearing young lady. 379 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,551 - You honestly believe you're doing a public service? 380 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,875 - Since our show's been on the air, 381 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,279 there's been a drop in violent crimes 382 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:25,714 by 30 percent. 383 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,388 Doesn't that account for anything? 384 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,056 - And your vanity leads you to believe 385 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,417 you're responsible? 386 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:31,751 You're a jerk! 387 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,530 - Listen you stupid bitch. 388 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:35,958 (gasps) 389 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,563 Can I say stupid'? 390 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,736 We give those convicts a fighting chance, 391 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,438 we give them something to look forward to 392 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:44,935 and we give their families great prizes 393 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,242 if they lose 394 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,544 so don't start condemning things 395 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,107 unless you research the facts. 396 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:50,539 - We do have another call waiting. 397 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,213 Hello, you're on the air. 398 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,609 - [Voiceover] You know, I'm Judy calling. 399 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,284 - What's on your mind Judy'? 400 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,986 - [Voiceover] I'm just wondering if Mr. Toedan 401 00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,654 would remember me. 402 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,219 My papa was killed on his show about two years ago. 403 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:04,619 - What was your name again dear'? 404 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,055 - [Voiceover] Judy Rodriguez. 405 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:07,955 My papa was 50093. 406 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,927 I met you briefly after the show. 407 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,327 - Gosh hon, I sure don't. 408 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,331 - [Voiceover] His segment was bobbing for scorpions. 409 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,435 He got two out of three, remember'? 410 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,467 - Wait a minute. 411 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,140 He had the long, greasy mustache 412 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:20,500 the scorpions kept sliding off. 413 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,675 - [Voiceover] Yeah that was him! 414 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:22,672 (laughs) 415 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,140 - That was a funny show! 416 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:25,471 How could I forget? 417 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,011 (laughs) 418 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,011 We use that segment every year on the best of 419 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,411 Live or Die. 420 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:30,914 (laughs) 421 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:31,914 - [Voiceover] I just wanted to thank you 422 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:32,984 for my father. 423 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:33,949 - Thank him'? 424 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:34,985 - [Voice-over] Oh yes-. 425 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:36,622 Papa always wanted to be on the television 426 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,121 and make people laugh 427 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,657 and Chuck Toedan gave him the opportunity. 428 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,158 - Well what did you get out of it'? 429 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,967 - [Voiceover] We got a betamax copy of the whole show 430 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,362 so we can enjoy Dad's death over and over again. 431 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:48,694 Thank you Mr. Toedan 432 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,598 for helping my papa become immortalized. 433 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:51,840 - You're very welcome my dear. 434 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,110 - We've still got time for one more call. 435 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,140 Go ahead please, you're on the air. 436 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,142 - [Voiceover] You're dead meat, Toedan. 437 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,950 - Who is this? 438 00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:01,182 - [Voice-over] Tonight-. 439 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,009 - I'm really sorry. 440 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,017 Usually our calls are screened. 441 00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,619 - Think nothing of it. 442 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,392 I get 47 phone threats a week. 443 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:12,491 There are people out there who hate me. 444 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:16,163 - There are people in here who hate you too. 445 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,060 - People have been trying to kill me for a long time. 446 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,030 It comes with the territory. 447 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,397 - You mean you've actually gotten attempts 448 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:24,673 on your life? 449 00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:27,709 - Constantly. 450 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,744 - That's really incredible. 451 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,045 Well we are out of time. 452 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:36,375 Thanks for coming by 453 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,155 and taking the time to say hello to us. 454 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:40,422 Act of God, 455 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,191 act of mad man? 456 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,755 Who's the judge? 457 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,825 Our guests have been game show host, 458 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:47,893 Chuck Toedan 459 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,697 and Gloria Sternvirgin, 460 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,927 leader of WAAMAF, 461 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,831 women against anything men are for. 462 00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,666 I'm Roy Montecue, goodnight. 463 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,240 (soft music) 464 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,246 You really told that bitch. 465 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:08,441 - Hey meathead! 466 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,754 - You talking to me'? 467 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,182 - I don't see any other meatheads around here. 468 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,014 - Keep looking I'm sure you'll attract them. 469 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:16,553 - Not unless you brought your wife. 470 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:17,553 - I'm not married. 471 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,055 - I'm not surprised. 472 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,797 - Well it's been a pleasure debating with you 473 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:22,861 but the show's over 474 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,133 and I'm a very busy man. 475 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,959 - Oh working on a new game show perhaps, 476 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,862 Raping for Dollars'? 477 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,104 - Not bad. 478 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:30,406 Submit it to my writing staff. 479 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,209 - You're a pompous ass. 480 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:33,373 - We all have our faults Ms. Sternvirgin. 481 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:34,769 I'm a pompous ass, 482 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,580 you're an unattractive woman. 483 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,882 (screams) 484 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,984 - What the hell do you think you're doing? 485 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,584 (upbeat music) 486 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,318 That man had a gun! 487 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:49,921 - So does this man. 488 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,456 (upbeat music) 489 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:54,994 Want to let go? 490 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:56,231 - Fuck you, you're done man! 491 00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:57,226 - No I'm not. 492 00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,059 (upbeat music) 493 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,804 - Who taught you to drive, Ian Fleming? 494 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,406 (upbeat music) 495 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,413 You know you're a lunatic. 496 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,181 I think you hurt those men. 497 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,416 - Those men could have hurt us. 498 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,914 - Those men should have hurt you. 499 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:20,588 - Well thanks for tagging along. 500 00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,283 You made it all worthwhile. 501 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:24,356 Now get out. 502 00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:27,524 - What am I supposed to do out here'? 503 00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,594 My car's parked back at the TV station. 504 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,162 - You know what they say in Poland? 505 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:32,366 Talk shitsky. 506 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:35,769 - I'm not getting out. 507 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,335 Look, you pulled me into this thing. 508 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:39,040 That's kidnapping. 509 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:53,315 So you want to tell me why I almost got killed tonight? 510 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,190 - You got time for a flashback? 511 00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:57,892 - It's your pan)'- 512 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,364 - About six months ago, 513 00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:06,465 I had a mafia boss on as a contestant on the show. 514 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:09,369 As you know, 515 00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:11,868 9899 here has a tiny motion detector 516 00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,303 connected to the end of his wang dang doodle. 517 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:17,739 It in turn is connected to our 50 thousand volt generator, 518 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:20,175 powerful enough to light the entire city of Ithaca, 519 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,246 New York. 520 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,245 In a moment, 521 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,179 our lovely Shanna Shallow will come out 522 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,012 and perform the dance of the seven boners 523 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,323 in front of you. 524 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:28,681 If you truly have a will of iron, 525 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,584 you will survive this game. 526 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:33,396 However, if your little turtle moves ever so slightly, 527 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:34,823 Zapparooney! 528 00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:35,928 Ready? 529 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:38,394 - Get me off this fucking show! 530 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:39,429 - Too late for that pal. 531 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:40,429 You signed a waiver. 532 00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:41,999 Let's begin! 533 00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:44,330 (applause) 534 00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:46,904 (Sultry music) 535 00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:36,986 (buzzer rings) 536 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:37,980 - Congratulations, time is up! 537 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:38,981 You made it! 538 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,881 What a display of willpower! 539 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:42,453 - It's mind over matter Chuck. 540 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:44,283 - I'm proud of you! 541 00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:48,063 (machine whirs) 542 00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:59,503 So ever since then they've been after me. 543 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,869 - Well I hope next time maybe they'll succeed. 544 00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:03,475 You're perverted. 545 00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:13,354 Dance of the seven boners? 546 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:14,214 Geez. 547 00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:26,327 - I like to be fresh for my man. 548 00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:28,160 He likes me to be fresh. 549 00:25:28,494 --> 00:25:29,905 He always fresh with me so why shouldn't I be 550 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:31,367 fresh for him'? 551 00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:32,675 Who wants a stale woman'? 552 00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:33,533 Not my man 553 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,172 and certainly not yours. 554 00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:40,245 That's why I use the best feminine hygiene on the market. 555 00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:41,414 There's nothing to mix, 556 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:42,582 nothing to measure. 557 00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:44,581 It's completely disposable 558 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:46,912 and comes in handy little bottles. 559 00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:48,190 - [Voiceover] Brought to you by the friendly bottlers 560 00:25:48,514 --> 00:25:49,515 of Kinka Cola. 561 00:25:49,848 --> 00:25:50,519 - Howdy friends. 562 00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:52,089 I'm Spaz Tarrington 563 00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:54,398 and I want to show you some dandy looking women. 564 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,028 Tired at sitting home alone at night 565 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,390 pulling the taffy'? 566 00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:58,758 You say you want the kind of woman that'll 567 00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,092 get your cooter to dripping? 568 00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:01,097 Well friends, 569 00:26:01,427 --> 00:26:02,804 come on down to Tarrington World 570 00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:04,539 and pick out the model of your choice. 571 00:26:04,863 --> 00:26:08,310 Acres and acres of women to choose from. 572 00:26:08,634 --> 00:26:09,544 Take one home, 573 00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:10,573 try her for 10 days. 574 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:11,813 Not satisfied? 575 00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:13,616 Bring her back for another model. 576 00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:15,145 What if she doesn't like you? 577 00:26:15,474 --> 00:26:16,953 Bring her back for another model. 578 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:18,220 If your mother doesn't like her, 579 00:26:18,544 --> 00:26:19,716 if she drools when you kiss her, 580 00:26:20,045 --> 00:26:21,251 if she develops acne, 581 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,251 bring her back. 582 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:23,321 Hey and friends, 583 00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:24,889 if you marry a girl from me, 584 00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:28,061 hey I got a free gift for you! 585 00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:30,230 You're gonna need this. 586 00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:31,626 - [Voiceover] The accident which occurred earlier 587 00:26:31,957 --> 00:26:32,662 this evening, 588 00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:34,095 seems to be the fourth this month 589 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,734 involving the members of the crime syndicate 590 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:38,564 once lead by Don Guido Spumoni. 591 00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:40,171 Spumoni, you may recall, 592 00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:42,001 was executed last May on the popular TV game show, 593 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:43,574 Live or Die. 594 00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:45,575 These two are being arrested on suspicion 595 00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:46,848 of organized crime, 596 00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:48,651 suspicion of carrying illegal weapons, 597 00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:50,510 suspicion of grabbing a moving vehicle, 598 00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:52,254 suspicion of falling on the pavement, 599 00:26:52,578 --> 00:26:54,580 and suspicion of being suspicious. 600 00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:55,687 - Don't think that this is the end! 601 00:26:56,014 --> 00:26:57,493 You are a dead man! 602 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:02,798 I'm done talking. 603 00:27:03,822 --> 00:27:05,267 - [Voiceover] The Spumoni syndicate was 604 00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:07,366 and still is the most lethal organization in existence. 605 00:27:07,693 --> 00:27:09,502 A group of murderers and sadists 606 00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:11,501 whose motto is death be not proud 607 00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:13,673 but murder be zippadeedodaday. 608 00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:15,478 Whoever these guys claim as a dead man, 609 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:18,145 we can be sure he is a dead man. 610 00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:23,952 (suspenseful music) 611 00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:42,738 - [Voiceover] This is a dream. 612 00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:44,005 For the next three minutes, 613 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,535 this brain will conduct a dream for the 614 00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:47,468 central nervous system. 615 00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:49,244 This is only a dream. 616 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:59,087 (suspenseful music) 617 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:39,627 - They're going to kill you. 618 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:42,865 (suspenseful music) 619 00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:50,235 - I'm not afraid! 620 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,304 (suspenseful music) 621 00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:56,473 - Are you afraid of dying'? 622 00:28:56,802 --> 00:28:59,715 (suspenseful music) 623 00:29:00,038 --> 00:29:00,607 - I'm afraid of no one. 624 00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:03,920 (suspenseful music) 625 00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:19,162 - Be afraid. 626 00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:20,902 Be very afraid. 627 00:29:21,226 --> 00:29:23,172 (suspenseful music) 628 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:24,473 - Who are you? 629 00:29:25,831 --> 00:29:27,811 - Don Guido Spumoni 630 00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:30,340 and I'm gonna kill this son of a bitch. 631 00:29:30,669 --> 00:29:31,841 Him kill my ass. 632 00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:35,614 (suspenseful music) 633 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,284 - It's not my fault! 634 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,280 - It is your fault. 635 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,991 (suspenseful music) 636 00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:45,351 - Since I'm a die on his show, 637 00:29:45,684 --> 00:29:48,130 I'm going to kill him back. 638 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,091 - It's just a game! 639 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:53,164 (suspenseful music) 640 00:29:58,196 --> 00:29:59,106 - It's an omen. 641 00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:00,466 You kill me, 642 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:01,937 I kill you. 643 00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:04,213 (suspenseful music) 644 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:06,106 Tough for the titties. 645 00:30:07,706 --> 00:30:10,653 (suspenseful music) 646 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:11,784 But your men are all in jail! 647 00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:13,214 - They can't hurt me now! 648 00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:15,525 - I got him in here. 649 00:30:15,847 --> 00:30:17,622 You're gonna die Toedan! 650 00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:22,124 (laughs) 651 00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:23,694 You're gonna die! 652 00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:25,831 - Don't think that this is the end! 653 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:26,898 You're dead! 654 00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:30,733 - I hope you die sleaze-bag. 655 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,468 - You are a dead man! 656 00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:36,541 (suspenseful music) 657 00:30:39,037 --> 00:30:41,517 - I'm afraid of no one. 658 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,582 (suspenseful music) 659 00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:48,191 - [Voiceover] This concludes our dream. 660 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:52,188 We now return to your regularly scheduled life. 661 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:24,526 (upbeat music) 662 00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:29,289 - Chuckie, Chuckie, Chuckie! 663 00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:30,691 Hey let me be on your show! 664 00:31:31,022 --> 00:31:31,932 Please Chuckie I'm really talented. 665 00:31:32,290 --> 00:31:33,963 - Dinko, not today. 666 00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:36,067 - Oh come on Chuckie! 667 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:39,239 Please let me be on your show. 668 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:40,975 Come on Chuckie! 669 00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:43,074 - Dinko you have to be a convict to get on the show. 670 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,779 - I can do that. 671 00:31:45,103 --> 00:31:46,810 What do I have to do'? 672 00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:48,140 Steal something? 673 00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:49,543 - It's a little more complicated that that. 674 00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:51,218 - What does it take'? 675 00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:54,112 I can do it! 676 00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:56,448 - Look you have to be on death row, okay? 677 00:31:56,782 --> 00:31:57,988 Now leave me alone. 678 00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:23,149 Any messages Trudy'? 679 00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:24,579 - Yes sir Mr. Toedan. 680 00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:25,945 Two I believe. 681 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:28,258 A lady called asking for Lisa Whittman. 682 00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:30,116 - Who's Lisa Whittman? 683 00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:32,487 - I don't know sir. 684 00:32:32,818 --> 00:32:34,855 - Well what happened then? 685 00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:37,997 - She apologized and then hung up. 686 00:32:38,323 --> 00:32:39,301 - Trudy? 687 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:40,534 - Yes sir. 688 00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:42,133 - Isn't it possible that this could have been 689 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,031 a wrong number? 690 00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:46,535 - No sir it rang right here. 691 00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:50,040 - What about the other call? 692 00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:51,108 - Other call? 693 00:32:51,436 --> 00:32:52,881 - You said there were two calls! 694 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:54,343 - Oh yeah. 695 00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:56,880 A lady called asking for Lisa Whittman. 696 00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:58,483 - You told me that already! 697 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,881 - She must have called back. 698 00:33:06,117 --> 00:33:08,290 (soft music) 699 00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:53,832 (speaker buzzes) 700 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:54,905 - Yeah? 701 00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:56,576 - [Trudy] Call for you on line two. 702 00:33:56,902 --> 00:33:57,880 - Who is it? 703 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:00,945 - [Trudy] He won't give his name. 704 00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:02,013 - Toedan here. 705 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:04,547 - [Voiceover] You are a fucking dead man! 706 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:06,116 - Look, you guys have been trying to kill me for 707 00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:07,923 six months. 708 00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:09,190 Don't you think it's time to call it quits? 709 00:34:09,514 --> 00:34:11,221 - [Voiceover] Not while you're still breathing. 710 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,927 - I'll tell you what, 711 00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:13,956 let's talk money. 712 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:16,527 I'm sure someone is paying you to hit me. 713 00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,061 What if I can meet their price? 714 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:19,801 - [Voiceover] I don't take bribes. 715 00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:20,967 - It's not a bribe. 716 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:22,294 Let's negotiate, 717 00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:25,039 why don't you just come by the station 718 00:34:25,363 --> 00:34:26,273 and we'll talk it over. 719 00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:27,269 - [Voice-over] Okay 720 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:28,475 but no tricks. 721 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,211 I'm bringing my ma. 722 00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:32,105 You think you can get on that Make Your Big Deal? 723 00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:33,711 - Well that's not my show. 724 00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:35,040 That tapes next door. 725 00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:37,046 - [Voiceover] Mama wants to be on Make Your Big Deal 726 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,116 and you want to talk! 727 00:34:39,444 --> 00:34:42,448 You make mama happy and maybe I make you happy. 728 00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:43,782 - I'll see what I can do. 729 00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:44,650 Goodbye. 730 00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:47,158 Trudy call studio b and see if you can get me 731 00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:50,227 some tickets for Make Your Big Deal. 732 00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:00,439 - Gloria Sternvirgin right? 733 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:01,402 - Yes that's right. 734 00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:03,076 Is Mr. Toedan in? 735 00:35:03,401 --> 00:35:05,005 - I saw you on the Montecue show. 736 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:07,010 You sure held your own with the old man. 737 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:08,977 He really had it coming. 738 00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:10,650 - Trudy I need three copies of these. 739 00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:12,353 - There's someone to see you. 740 00:35:12,677 --> 00:35:13,348 - Got a minute'? 741 00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:14,452 - Not for you. 742 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,156 - It's very important. 743 00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:18,961 - Need someone to proofread your picket signs? 744 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:20,820 - I wouldn't let you proofread M&M's. 745 00:35:21,152 --> 00:35:22,358 - Why are you here? 746 00:35:26,024 --> 00:35:27,128 A love letter? 747 00:35:28,193 --> 00:35:29,297 I'm flattered. 748 00:35:37,702 --> 00:35:39,181 What's this have to do with me? 749 00:35:39,504 --> 00:35:41,313 - I found this in my mailbox this morning. 750 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,812 Someone must have followed me home last night 751 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:45,121 thinking I'm tied into this with you! 752 00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:46,046 - Tied into what? 753 00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:48,358 - Whatever it is you're involved with! 754 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,189 Listen, you tell those sadistic friends of yours 755 00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,458 that you are not my boyfriend 756 00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:57,027 and that I've got nothing to do with you 757 00:35:57,355 --> 00:35:58,356 or any of your sick projects. 758 00:35:58,690 --> 00:35:59,794 Got it'? 759 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,536 - Why would anyone think I'd have anything 760 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,203 to do with you? 761 00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:06,236 - Obviously they mistook you for someone with class. 762 00:36:06,564 --> 00:36:09,511 - Well thanks for dropping by. 763 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,074 I'll personally see to it 764 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:14,976 that everyone knows we hate each other immensely. 765 00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:19,389 Hey Luigi, you think they would take me for make a big deal? 766 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:20,382 - Hey I don't know Ma 767 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:22,248 but that's a good costume. 768 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:23,718 You know they use the big people in the good costumes. 769 00:36:24,049 --> 00:36:25,153 - Yeah, this is good costume! 770 00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:26,723 - So you know Ma, 771 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,755 you don't need 772 00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:31,226 any cost or nothing. 773 00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:32,830 I can get it for free. 774 00:36:33,158 --> 00:36:35,900 You are such a good boy. 775 00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:44,770 - May I help you? 776 00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:46,047 - Yeah, two things. 777 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:47,076 Where's this Chuck Toehead 778 00:36:47,405 --> 00:36:48,884 and where's this Make Your Big Deal show? 779 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,914 - Mr. Toedan is in his office 780 00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:54,018 and Big Deal tapes in studio b. 781 00:36:54,345 --> 00:36:55,449 - Okay Ma come on. 782 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,286 Sit here Ma. 783 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:00,254 I'll be right back. 784 00:37:00,585 --> 00:37:01,563 - Such a good boy! 785 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,092 - Wait a minute. 786 00:37:03,421 --> 00:37:04,092 You can't walk in there. 787 00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:06,197 He has someone in there! 788 00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:10,305 It's the third door on the left. 789 00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:16,579 - It's been a wonderful association. 790 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:20,144 Let's make it a point to do it again real soon. 791 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,247 Excuse me I was just leaving. 792 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:23,279 - No you're staying. 793 00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:24,279 - No I don't think so. 794 00:37:24,609 --> 00:37:26,247 - Hey I think so. 795 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:29,388 - Listen you probably think I'm involved with him. 796 00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:30,385 I'm not. 797 00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:31,386 - Sit down! 798 00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:32,626 - I think I'll stick around. 799 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:34,089 Mind if I stick around? 800 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:35,227 - Why don't you stick around? 801 00:37:35,553 --> 00:37:36,293 - Yeah I think I will. 802 00:37:36,621 --> 00:37:37,122 - Shut up! 803 00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:38,627 The both of you. 804 00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:46,272 You know me? 805 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:51,978 Know me now? 806 00:37:58,176 --> 00:38:00,087 (gasps) 807 00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:03,584 Now you know me? 808 00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:07,857 - Luigi CT Pappalardo. 809 00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,295 - Now you know me. 810 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,327 - What's the CT stand for'? 811 00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:15,865 - Cut throat. 812 00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:16,934 - Well you know I wasn't supposed to be 813 00:38:17,262 --> 00:38:17,672 here anyway to just. 814 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:18,701 - Shut up! 815 00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:19,701 You're here. 816 00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:22,136 Okay, now we're gonna talk. 817 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,281 You got my tickets for Make Your Big Deal. 818 00:38:25,603 --> 00:38:26,673 - No problem! 819 00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:27,710 Trudy'? 820 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:28,779 ' [Trudy] Yes? 821 00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:30,177 - You got my Deal tickets? 822 00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:31,885 - [Trudy] I spoke with Marty Quarter's secretary-. 823 00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:34,190 She said your guests just need to mention your name 824 00:38:34,512 --> 00:38:35,718 at the door and they're in. 825 00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:37,526 - Did you bring your mother'? 826 00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:39,385 - She's with your secretary. 827 00:38:39,717 --> 00:38:42,630 - Trudy dear, would you see to it 828 00:38:42,954 --> 00:38:46,458 that Mrs. Pappalardo gets into the show? 829 00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:47,861 - [Trudy] You got it. 830 00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:49,866 (laughs) 831 00:38:50,195 --> 00:38:51,367 Mrs. Pappalardo? 832 00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:54,339 Mrs. Pappalardo? 833 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:55,804 Would you care to follow me? 834 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,202 - I gotta go Peepee now. 835 00:38:57,535 --> 00:38:59,139 - Okay but first let me get you into the Big Deal line. 836 00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:00,210 - Oh wonderful! 837 00:39:00,538 --> 00:39:01,881 That's my favorite show. 838 00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:03,481 Think they like my costume? 839 00:39:03,808 --> 00:39:06,015 You think they pick me for the big deal? 840 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,254 - I don't know. 841 00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:08,319 Shall we go'? 842 00:39:08,646 --> 00:39:10,648 - Oh good I need a refrigerator. 843 00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:12,723 - Now I'm gonna tell you 844 00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:14,758 a little story. 845 00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:16,258 Once upon a time 846 00:39:17,822 --> 00:39:19,927 there was this game show host. 847 00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:23,398 And one day he killed a very important man 848 00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:29,234 and he killed him in a very disrespectful 849 00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:31,444 you might say, shameful, 850 00:39:31,769 --> 00:39:34,249 you might say humiliating way 851 00:39:34,572 --> 00:39:37,382 and a lot of people they loved that man. 852 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:39,586 They loved him like family. 853 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:42,118 So they decide that this game show host 854 00:39:42,447 --> 00:39:44,120 should be removed 855 00:39:44,449 --> 00:39:47,020 so he doesn't do something like this again. 856 00:39:47,352 --> 00:39:49,263 - Look, Spumoni was a condemned man. 857 00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:50,691 He was on death row! 858 00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:52,399 - Don't interrupt! 859 00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:55,563 So what do his friends do? 860 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:57,931 They hire the best hitman in the world, 861 00:39:58,263 --> 00:39:59,401 not the country, 862 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:00,971 the world. 863 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:02,277 Who do they hire? 864 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,273 - Luigi Pappalardo. 865 00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:07,378 - That's right, Luigi Pappalardo. 866 00:40:07,705 --> 00:40:08,979 And why do they hire him? 867 00:40:09,307 --> 00:40:11,412 - Because he's the best in the world! 868 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,120 - That's right. 869 00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:14,787 Now Luigi Pappalardo 870 00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:17,584 has a bunch of first rate men 871 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,395 that work for him. 872 00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:22,493 These men are capable of handling his light work. 873 00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:24,561 These men have been trying to rub you out for months. 874 00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:25,765 What happens? 875 00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:28,567 - You let me go. 876 00:40:28,893 --> 00:40:30,133 - What happens is 877 00:40:31,796 --> 00:40:33,400 you escape them all. 878 00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:35,301 So now I wonders 879 00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:37,635 how does he always get away'? 880 00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:39,471 (laughs) 881 00:40:39,804 --> 00:40:41,579 And that's why I'm here. 882 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:52,526 - Hi Trudy who's this? 883 00:40:52,850 --> 00:40:53,521 - Friend of Chuck's, 884 00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:54,522 can you get her on the show? 885 00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:55,523 - Sure. 886 00:40:55,853 --> 00:40:56,524 - There you go. 887 00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:58,197 She'll take care of you now. 888 00:40:58,523 --> 00:40:59,365 - Okay ma'am why don't you stand right here in line 889 00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:00,795 and it'll be just a few minutes. 890 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,195 - Where's the bathroom? 891 00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:03,631 - Okay you go back through this studio, 892 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:04,702 down the hall 893 00:41:05,029 --> 00:41:06,667 and it's to your right. 894 00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:10,706 - Now you see how easy it is for me'? 895 00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:12,839 I'm the best 896 00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:15,174 so how come it's so easy for me 897 00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:16,985 and the rest of my men can't do it? 898 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:18,616 - 'Cause all your men are geeks. 899 00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:20,889 - Because you're the best! 900 00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:26,155 - That's right. 901 00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:27,529 Now earlier, 902 00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:30,355 you offered Luigi a bribe. 903 00:41:30,688 --> 00:41:32,133 Luigi don't take bribes. 904 00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:33,527 - It wasn't really a bribe, it was a. 905 00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:35,030 - Bribe! 906 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,703 - Yeah I guess it was. 907 00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:38,371 - Now sitting here, talking to you, 908 00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:41,506 I realize why you survived so long. 909 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,506 You're a smart guy. 910 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:46,145 I'm even beginning to like you. 911 00:41:46,471 --> 00:41:48,417 So I'm gonna make you a deal. 912 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:51,186 Now Luigi he don't take bribes 913 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:53,386 but he takes protection money. 914 00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:57,352 What say you pay me a small fee once a year 915 00:41:57,682 --> 00:41:59,491 and I make sure you protected'? 916 00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:01,160 - I really don't want protection. 917 00:42:01,486 --> 00:42:03,591 - You want protection from me! 918 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,573 (soft music) 919 00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:47,809 We gots a deal. 920 00:42:48,132 --> 00:42:49,634 We'll work out the dollars and cents after 921 00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:51,139 I eat something. 922 00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:54,043 - After you eat'? 923 00:42:54,372 --> 00:42:56,443 - You don't expect me to extort on an empty stomach do you'? 924 00:42:56,774 --> 00:42:58,583 Oh yeah, one more thing. 925 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:01,117 (soft music) 926 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:03,991 I can only save you once 927 00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:06,625 so don't never, ever, ever 928 00:43:06,951 --> 00:43:10,660 kill a member of the Spumoni people. 929 00:43:10,988 --> 00:43:13,832 If you do then we have to hit you. 930 00:43:14,158 --> 00:43:15,466 - But there are a lot of those people 931 00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:16,498 on death row. 932 00:43:16,828 --> 00:43:17,806 If they get on the show 933 00:43:18,129 --> 00:43:20,006 I have no control over the outcome of the game! 934 00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:21,503 - I don't care about your game. 935 00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:24,109 I care about our people. 936 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:25,914 - Besides, I never know who the people are. 937 00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:28,183 We only go by the numbers. 938 00:43:29,974 --> 00:43:31,078 - I just tell you, 939 00:43:31,409 --> 00:43:32,581 you kill any more of the Spumoni people 940 00:43:32,910 --> 00:43:33,581 and your number? 941 00:43:33,911 --> 00:43:34,582 It's up. 942 00:43:34,912 --> 00:43:36,949 (soft music) 943 00:43:46,691 --> 00:43:47,601 - Excuse me. 944 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:52,005 - Excuse me ma'am. 945 00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:53,035 Are you lost'? 946 00:43:53,364 --> 00:43:55,366 - I can't find the show! 947 00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:57,475 - Right this way. 948 00:43:57,802 --> 00:43:59,145 - That's a good boy. 949 00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:01,208 - Oh yeah. 950 00:44:01,539 --> 00:44:01,983 What time does my mom get out of that 951 00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:03,614 Make Your Big Deal'? 952 00:44:03,941 --> 00:44:04,715 - There show tapes about the same time our's does. 953 00:44:05,042 --> 00:44:05,986 Oh shit! 954 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,186 I'm late! 955 00:44:07,512 --> 00:44:08,183 - Where you going? 956 00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:09,218 - My show tapes now. 957 00:44:09,547 --> 00:44:10,287 L gotta go! 958 00:44:10,615 --> 00:44:12,219 - What time does my mama get out? 959 00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:13,688 - In about an hour. 960 00:44:14,018 --> 00:44:14,962 I really gotta go. 961 00:44:15,286 --> 00:44:16,356 You want to come and watch? 962 00:44:16,687 --> 00:44:17,791 - I hate your stupid show. 963 00:44:18,122 --> 00:44:18,793 - If it matters any, 964 00:44:19,123 --> 00:44:19,828 so do I. 965 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,535 - Get out of here. 966 00:44:31,068 --> 00:44:32,513 I gots about an hour to kill 967 00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:34,680 before I gotta pick up my mom from that game show. 968 00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:36,041 What says I take you across the street 969 00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:37,409 to Machellfs? 970 00:44:37,742 --> 00:44:39,688 Nice little Italian joint. 971 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:41,820 Luigi would like to buy you something to eat. 972 00:44:42,146 --> 00:44:44,387 - Gloria's not hungry. 973 00:44:44,715 --> 00:44:46,194 - Luigi insists. 974 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:47,757 - Gloria would rather not. 975 00:44:48,085 --> 00:44:50,190 - Luigi would be insulted! 976 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:52,398 - Oh well Gloria would be boring company. 977 00:44:52,723 --> 00:44:54,703 - Luigi will take the risk. 978 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:56,027 - Gloria won't. 979 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,704 - Luigi is getting pissed off. 980 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:02,568 - Oh well Gloria could do a little bit of a snack. 981 00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:04,937 - Hey I thought so. 982 00:45:05,269 --> 00:45:06,748 Come on over here. 983 00:45:07,071 --> 00:45:08,914 (laughs) 984 00:45:16,781 --> 00:45:19,694 - It's incredible how we all picked the same costume. 985 00:45:20,017 --> 00:45:22,190 I hope we all get picked for the show. 986 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:23,897 - What do you mean he just ran into make up? 987 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:25,860 We've got people on platonium time here. 988 00:45:26,190 --> 00:45:28,636 Fine, fine, it's his money anyway. 989 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,031 Let's do the commercial. 990 00:45:31,362 --> 00:45:33,865 - We have here Mrs. Elda McKinley who we've flown in 991 00:45:34,198 --> 00:45:35,472 from Fort Wayne, Indiana. 992 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,041 She's going to help us with our Glamour Ex Tape test. 993 00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:39,370 Now Mrs. McKinley, 994 00:45:39,704 --> 00:45:41,149 I want you to tell us is this the live sound 995 00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:42,382 of your son Louis 996 00:45:42,707 --> 00:45:44,914 or the sound of Glamour Ex Tape? 997 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:46,779 - [Voiceover] Mama, Mama, help me Mama! 998 00:45:47,111 --> 00:45:48,613 They've got me strapped in this electric chair! 999 00:45:48,946 --> 00:45:50,050 - Oh my baby! 1000 00:45:50,381 --> 00:45:51,257 - Keep listening. 1001 00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:52,754 - [Voiceover] Mama, help me Mama. 1002 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,791 Jesus Christ Mama, he's gonna pull the switch! 1003 00:45:55,119 --> 00:45:56,894 (gasps) 1004 00:45:58,656 --> 00:45:59,828 - Well was it live'? 1005 00:46:00,157 --> 00:46:01,636 Or was it Glamour Ex? 1006 00:46:01,959 --> 00:46:03,495 - It's, it's not live. 1007 00:46:04,895 --> 00:46:07,171 Please God it's not live! 1008 00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:08,169 - I'm sorry 1009 00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:09,443 but it was live 1010 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,644 however your son's probably not anymore. 1011 00:46:11,969 --> 00:46:15,746 She hasn't seen her son for five years 1012 00:46:16,073 --> 00:46:17,746 but she can enjoy those sounds forever 1013 00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:20,316 because we recorded the event on new, improved 1014 00:46:20,645 --> 00:46:21,680 Glamour Ex Tape. 1015 00:46:22,013 --> 00:46:23,117 As Mrs. McKinley can tell you, 1016 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:25,791 it's the next best thing to live. 1017 00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:27,960 (Cheers) 1018 00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:35,096 - We should be starting very soon. 1019 00:46:35,426 --> 00:46:36,700 Our host seems to be running a bit late. 1020 00:46:37,028 --> 00:46:37,699 - We're in no hurry. 1021 00:46:38,029 --> 00:46:39,007 - Sorry everyone! 1022 00:46:39,330 --> 00:46:40,673 (applause) 1023 00:46:40,998 --> 00:46:41,806 - No problem Chuckie. 1024 00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:44,135 - Okay let's do one! 1025 00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:45,139 - Here we go, 1026 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:47,312 five, four, three, two. 1027 00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:50,710 - One bottle of your finest house wine. 1028 00:46:56,881 --> 00:46:57,859 Hey. 1029 00:46:58,182 --> 00:47:00,389 Do you believe in love at 1030 00:47:00,718 --> 00:47:01,389 first sight? 1031 00:47:03,387 --> 00:47:06,664 - No, actually there's no such thing. 1032 00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:08,868 Most cases of love at first sight 1033 00:47:09,193 --> 00:47:10,501 are usually mistaken impulses that 1034 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:11,898 accompany high blood pressure 1035 00:47:12,229 --> 00:47:14,732 and hardening of the arteries. 1036 00:47:15,066 --> 00:47:16,909 - You give me a hard artery. 1037 00:47:17,234 --> 00:47:18,304 (laughs) 1038 00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:20,673 You know, my whole life I've been searching for a woman 1039 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:21,745 like you. 1040 00:47:22,073 --> 00:47:23,017 A woman with your eyes, 1041 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:23,876 your face, 1042 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:25,984 your boobs. 1043 00:47:28,045 --> 00:47:29,820 - I always did attract the classy ones. 1044 00:47:30,147 --> 00:47:30,887 - And rightly so! 1045 00:47:31,215 --> 00:47:33,559 You know Luigi really likes you. 1046 00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:35,720 - How nice. 1047 00:47:36,053 --> 00:47:37,589 I like you too. 1048 00:47:37,922 --> 00:47:39,196 - You got it! 1049 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:41,025 We shares our emotions. 1050 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,861 I showers you with wealth, 1051 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:44,229 I take care of you 1052 00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:46,872 and hey, I got a pecker like a hat rack 1053 00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:48,506 (laughs) 1054 00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:49,834 (coughs) 1055 00:47:50,167 --> 00:47:52,010 That gets you excited, huh? 1056 00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:55,874 - Okay, ready for the next question? 1057 00:47:58,075 --> 00:48:00,112 Hands on buzzers. 1058 00:48:00,444 --> 00:48:03,550 Who is it who invented the electric toothbrush? 1059 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:06,418 (buzzer vibrates) 1060 00:48:07,451 --> 00:48:09,692 (laughter) 1061 00:48:15,092 --> 00:48:16,400 Well it looks like our friend here 1062 00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:18,707 was caught by the instant out zapper buzzer. 1063 00:48:19,029 --> 00:48:19,769 As you know, 1064 00:48:20,097 --> 00:48:20,905 that means we bring in a new contestant 1065 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,142 for our next round. 1066 00:48:22,466 --> 00:48:23,103 So Don, 1067 00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:24,435 who do you have for us'? 1068 00:48:24,769 --> 00:48:25,804 - [Voiceover] Well Chuck she's a lovely old lady 1069 00:48:26,137 --> 00:48:27,081 from Attica State Prison 1070 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:28,907 who's been just dying to get picked. 1071 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,310 Please welcome. 1072 00:48:33,043 --> 00:48:34,954 We can't find her number Chuck. 1073 00:48:35,279 --> 00:48:35,950 - No problem Don. 1074 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:36,985 - Where's Marty? 1075 00:48:37,314 --> 00:48:38,054 - Well now, 1076 00:48:38,382 --> 00:48:39,952 you seem a bit old to be on death row. 1077 00:48:40,284 --> 00:48:41,786 - I really need a refrigerator. 1078 00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:42,654 - Aw! 1079 00:48:43,954 --> 00:48:45,831 - Okay contestants. 1080 00:48:46,157 --> 00:48:47,431 Hands on buzzers. 1081 00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:50,070 Who is it 1082 00:48:51,629 --> 00:48:53,233 who really needs a refrigerator'? 1083 00:48:53,564 --> 00:48:56,010 (buzzer rings) 1084 00:48:57,568 --> 00:48:59,070 Well now that was easy wasn't it? 1085 00:48:59,403 --> 00:49:00,780 You've won a shot at the big prizes. 1086 00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:02,106 Come on down! 1087 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,647 (upbeat music) 1088 00:49:04,975 --> 00:49:05,646 You guys can take a break. 1089 00:49:05,976 --> 00:49:06,681 You'll get another chance soon. 1090 00:49:07,011 --> 00:49:08,922 (upbeat music) 1091 00:49:09,246 --> 00:49:11,021 Well are you ready to shoot for the big prizes? 1092 00:49:11,348 --> 00:49:12,850 You'll get your chance soon, 1093 00:49:13,184 --> 00:49:16,097 when Live or Die returns after these messages. 1094 00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:18,866 (Cheers) 1095 00:49:19,190 --> 00:49:21,670 (upbeat music) 1096 00:49:23,327 --> 00:49:24,465 - Let's go in one minute. 1097 00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:25,865 We'll be moving to remote cameras. 1098 00:49:26,197 --> 00:49:28,143 You folks can watch on the monitors. 1099 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:30,946 (upbeat music) 1100 00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:41,980 - Has that ogre left my office yet? 1101 00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:43,883 - He just left with Ms. Sternvirgin. 1102 00:49:44,215 --> 00:49:46,058 - I was referring to Ms. Sternvirgin. 1103 00:49:46,383 --> 00:49:48,556 - What's she doing up there? 1104 00:49:50,187 --> 00:49:51,188 - Paying her debt to society, 1105 00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:52,193 what do you think? 1106 00:49:52,523 --> 00:49:53,194 - But Mr. Toedan, 1107 00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:54,195 I don't think. 1108 00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:55,196 - [Voice-over] 10 seconds, Chuck! 1109 00:49:55,526 --> 00:49:56,197 - Time is money. 1110 00:49:56,527 --> 00:49:57,198 Gotta go! 1111 00:49:57,528 --> 00:49:58,199 - But Mr. Toedan! 1112 00:49:58,529 --> 00:49:59,200 - Come on Chuck! 1113 00:49:59,530 --> 00:50:00,133 We're ready to go! 1114 00:50:00,464 --> 00:50:01,033 - Mr. Toedan! 1115 00:50:01,365 --> 00:50:03,845 - Trudy, I'll talk to you later. 1116 00:50:07,071 --> 00:50:10,075 - Here we go, five, four, three. 1117 00:50:10,407 --> 00:50:12,387 - Two times a night. 1118 00:50:12,710 --> 00:50:14,087 (laughs) 1119 00:50:14,411 --> 00:50:16,721 (soft music) 1120 00:50:19,583 --> 00:50:21,563 Sometimes two and a half. 1121 00:50:22,887 --> 00:50:25,390 You're gonna love your Italian lover. 1122 00:50:25,723 --> 00:50:28,226 - Well I'm conservative. 1123 00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:30,038 - Religion means nothing to me. 1124 00:50:31,228 --> 00:50:33,902 (soft music) 1125 00:50:34,231 --> 00:50:35,107 When I love somebody, 1126 00:50:35,432 --> 00:50:36,433 they stay loved. 1127 00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:39,247 You are lucky, lucky girl. 1128 00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:40,105 - Why me? 1129 00:50:41,772 --> 00:50:43,115 - There's only been one other woman in my whole life 1130 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:44,282 for me. 1131 00:50:44,608 --> 00:50:45,609 - Well I'm sure if you went back to her, 1132 00:50:45,943 --> 00:50:46,921 she'd welcome you with open arms. 1133 00:50:47,244 --> 00:50:47,915 - Of course she would. 1134 00:50:48,245 --> 00:50:48,916 She's my mother. 1135 00:50:49,246 --> 00:50:49,917 (laughs) 1136 00:50:50,247 --> 00:50:51,089 I'd kill for her. 1137 00:50:51,415 --> 00:50:53,053 I have killed for her. 1138 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:55,295 And I kill for you. 1139 00:50:55,619 --> 00:50:57,895 (soft music) 1140 00:51:00,624 --> 00:51:02,968 It's almost time for my mom to get out of that show. 1141 00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:04,238 I want you's twos to meet. 1142 00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:05,632 You got so much in common. 1143 00:51:05,963 --> 00:51:07,101 - I can't imagine what. 1144 00:51:07,431 --> 00:51:09,104 - You're both my favorite women 1145 00:51:09,433 --> 00:51:11,435 and you're both so beautiful. 1146 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:15,243 (soft music) 1147 00:51:22,112 --> 00:51:23,250 - Okay, you know what to do. 1148 00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:24,992 You have to get these two cans of gas 1149 00:51:25,316 --> 00:51:26,158 to the end of the track. 1150 00:51:26,483 --> 00:51:27,723 If you can do that unruffled, 1151 00:51:28,052 --> 00:51:29,656 we have some great prizes for you 1152 00:51:29,987 --> 00:51:32,297 and if you can do it in less than 60 seconds, 1153 00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:36,070 we'll throw in a free two year stay of execution! 1154 00:51:36,393 --> 00:51:36,996 - What's that? 1155 00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:39,171 (laughs) 1156 00:51:41,131 --> 00:51:42,166 - That means you can come back 1157 00:51:42,499 --> 00:51:43,978 and do this all again some day! 1158 00:51:44,301 --> 00:51:45,109 Ready? 1159 00:51:47,338 --> 00:51:48,749 Okay, here we go! 1160 00:51:51,175 --> 00:51:53,485 (drum roll) 1161 00:51:55,346 --> 00:51:56,017 Ready, 1162 00:51:58,315 --> 00:51:59,259 set, 1163 00:52:02,086 --> 00:52:03,258 90! 1164 00:52:03,587 --> 00:52:06,090 (upbeat music) 1165 00:52:44,361 --> 00:52:46,671 (explosion) 1166 00:52:51,468 --> 00:52:53,311 Well, we almost had a winner. 1167 00:52:53,637 --> 00:52:55,048 What a gal. 1168 00:52:55,372 --> 00:52:56,646 While our crew is putting out the fires, 1169 00:52:56,974 --> 00:52:58,044 we'll say goodbye for now. 1170 00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:01,879 I'm Chuck Toedan for Live or Die, goodnight! 1171 00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:13,896 - Hey good show today. 1172 00:53:14,224 --> 00:53:15,100 - Yeah, felt good to me. 1173 00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:16,871 Feel good to you? 1174 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:17,865 - Pacing was good. 1175 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:19,333 One thing though. 1176 00:53:19,663 --> 00:53:20,334 - What? 1177 00:53:20,664 --> 00:53:21,335 - That contestant. 1178 00:53:21,665 --> 00:53:22,336 - Which one? 1179 00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:24,236 - The one who blew up. 1180 00:53:24,568 --> 00:53:26,241 - Oh yeah she was sweet, wasn't she? 1181 00:53:26,570 --> 00:53:27,378 - She was sweet. 1182 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:28,240 - Well? 1183 00:53:30,674 --> 00:53:32,176 - I don't think she was supposed to be 1184 00:53:32,509 --> 00:53:33,351 a contestant. 1185 00:53:34,678 --> 00:53:36,180 - I don't need to hear this from you, Trudy. 1186 00:53:36,513 --> 00:53:37,253 You know my policy. 1187 00:53:37,581 --> 00:53:38,787 Anyone on death row can be a contestant, 1188 00:53:39,116 --> 00:53:40,117 man OI' woman, 1189 00:53:40,451 --> 00:53:41,122 young or old, 1190 00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:42,863 I do not discriminate. 1191 00:53:43,187 --> 00:53:46,361 - Chuck, can I talk to you for a minute? 1192 00:53:49,426 --> 00:53:50,632 I can't seem to find the release forms on 1193 00:53:50,961 --> 00:53:52,031 that contestant. 1194 00:53:52,362 --> 00:53:53,966 - What contestant? 1195 00:53:54,298 --> 00:53:55,299 - The old lady. 1196 00:53:55,632 --> 00:53:57,043 Nobody seems to know where she came from. 1197 00:53:57,367 --> 00:53:58,402 We can't find any record. 1198 00:53:58,736 --> 00:53:59,407 - That's ridiculous. 1199 00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:01,148 She came from Attica Prison. 1200 00:54:01,472 --> 00:54:04,248 - Her uniform came from Attica Prison. 1201 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:05,315 - Don't bother me with details. 1202 00:54:05,642 --> 00:54:06,814 She lost anyway. 1203 00:54:13,484 --> 00:54:14,428 Trudy, 1204 00:54:15,452 --> 00:54:18,831 why don't you think she was supposed 1205 00:54:19,156 --> 00:54:20,134 to be a contestant? 1206 00:54:20,457 --> 00:54:21,299 - Because she was supposed to be 1207 00:54:21,625 --> 00:54:23,298 on Make Your Big Deal. 1208 00:54:23,627 --> 00:54:24,935 That was Mrs. Pappalardo. 1209 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:27,299 (laughter) 1210 00:54:30,467 --> 00:54:31,343 - That's funny. 1211 00:54:31,668 --> 00:54:33,670 (laughter) 1212 00:54:34,004 --> 00:54:34,675 That's really funny Trudy. 1213 00:54:35,005 --> 00:54:36,143 (laughter) 1214 00:54:36,473 --> 00:54:37,144 For a moment there, 1215 00:54:37,474 --> 00:54:38,145 I thought you were serious. 1216 00:54:38,475 --> 00:54:39,510 (laughter) 1217 00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:41,015 - I was serious. 1218 00:54:42,312 --> 00:54:44,792 (laughs) 1219 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:46,355 - Stop it Trudy, will you'? 1220 00:54:46,683 --> 00:54:47,855 (laughs) 1221 00:54:48,185 --> 00:54:49,289 You will stop it, won't you? 1222 00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,190 (laughs) 1223 00:54:51,522 --> 00:54:52,796 Trudy'? 1224 00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:56,104 - I put her in the deal line just like you told me. 1225 00:54:56,426 --> 00:54:58,963 - If you put her in the deal line, 1226 00:55:00,831 --> 00:55:04,711 what the hell was she doing dressed as a convict 1227 00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:05,672 on my show? 1228 00:55:08,205 --> 00:55:09,206 - That was her costume. 1229 00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:12,020 I don't know how she got on the show, honest! 1230 00:55:12,342 --> 00:55:13,320 - Oh I showed her the way. 1231 00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:14,281 - You what? 1232 00:55:17,514 --> 00:55:19,221 - She was roaming in the halls looking lost. 1233 00:55:19,550 --> 00:55:21,359 I know how you feel about late contestants. 1234 00:55:21,685 --> 00:55:23,665 (screams) 1235 00:55:30,694 --> 00:55:32,571 (burns) 1236 00:55:35,632 --> 00:55:37,009 (soft music) 1237 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,541 - Yeah I'm basically a go-getter. 1238 00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:40,814 When I want something, 1239 00:55:41,138 --> 00:55:42,208 I get it. 1240 00:55:42,539 --> 00:55:44,212 I remember once 1241 00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:46,214 I was seven years old 1242 00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:51,320 and I found this lost puppy 1243 00:55:52,482 --> 00:55:54,587 and I loved that puppy 1244 00:55:54,918 --> 00:55:56,829 and my mama wouldn't let me keep it. 1245 00:55:57,154 --> 00:55:58,155 So I killed it. 1246 00:55:58,488 --> 00:55:59,330 (laughs) 1247 00:55:59,656 --> 00:56:01,567 - Well it's getting late. 1248 00:56:01,892 --> 00:56:02,870 - Hey I understand. 1249 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:04,331 You gotta go but wasn't this nice? 1250 00:56:04,661 --> 00:56:06,402 - Yes, very nice. 1251 00:56:06,730 --> 00:56:08,266 I'll never forget it. 1252 00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:10,340 - Couldn't you just do this forever'? 1253 00:56:10,667 --> 00:56:11,372 - And a day. 1254 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:12,510 - You mean it'? 1255 00:56:12,836 --> 00:56:13,507 - Can we go now'? 1256 00:56:13,837 --> 00:56:14,508 . Hey everybody! 1257 00:56:14,838 --> 00:56:15,509 She asked me to marry her! 1258 00:56:15,839 --> 00:56:16,374 Oh God! 1259 00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:23,614 - How about this? 1260 00:56:23,947 --> 00:56:24,891 - Yes? 1261 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:26,421 - We tell him his mother killed herself 1262 00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:29,731 'cause she didn't get picked for Deal? 1263 00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:33,360 Too soap opera huh? 1264 00:56:34,524 --> 00:56:35,298 - Don't talk Trudy. 1265 00:56:35,626 --> 00:56:36,866 Just don't talk. 1266 00:56:37,194 --> 00:56:38,639 - Well I'm just trying to help! 1267 00:56:38,962 --> 00:56:40,202 - Don't help! 1268 00:56:40,530 --> 00:56:42,203 - Why are you getting mad at me? 1269 00:56:42,532 --> 00:56:44,409 I didn't kill his mother! 1270 00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,142 - Wait a minute. 1271 00:56:50,474 --> 00:56:52,317 Maybe we can edit that portion out of the show. 1272 00:56:52,643 --> 00:56:53,917 Then there'll be nobody for them to pin it on me. 1273 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:55,245 Ed? 1274 00:56:55,579 --> 00:56:56,250 - [Voice-over] Yo. 1275 00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:57,285 - Do me a favor? 1276 00:56:57,614 --> 00:56:58,422 Queue up the last five minutes of the show 1277 00:56:58,749 --> 00:56:59,454 we just did. 1278 00:56:59,783 --> 00:57:00,727 - [Voice-over] Why? 1279 00:57:01,051 --> 00:57:02,121 - I'm thinking of editing the old lady out. 1280 00:57:02,452 --> 00:57:03,453 - [Voiceover] Editing her out? 1281 00:57:03,787 --> 00:57:05,095 That was the best part of the show. 1282 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:06,093 - Don't argue with me. 1283 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:07,401 I've got my reasons. 1284 00:57:07,724 --> 00:57:08,464 How long will it take for you to queue it up? 1285 00:57:08,792 --> 00:57:09,930 - [Voiceover] Give me a few minutes. 1286 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:10,931 - Hurry UP- 1287 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:11,932 I gotta see it now. 1288 00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:12,899 - See what? 1289 00:57:13,230 --> 00:57:13,765 - Nothing! 1290 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:17,434 (laughs) 1291 00:57:19,569 --> 00:57:21,105 - Excuse me I'm just. 1292 00:57:22,572 --> 00:57:23,448 Nice shirt. 1293 00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:25,014 - Hey guess what? 1294 00:57:26,677 --> 00:57:27,815 . L give up! 1295 00:57:28,145 --> 00:57:29,818 - Me and the little bitch are gonna get hitched. 1296 00:57:30,147 --> 00:57:31,490 - Hitched, you mean married'? 1297 00:57:31,815 --> 00:57:32,623 - That's it. 1298 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:33,985 - It's nothing like that. 1299 00:57:34,318 --> 00:57:35,296 What happened was. 1300 00:57:35,619 --> 00:57:36,256 - Hey, hey, hey, just stand and look cute 1301 00:57:36,586 --> 00:57:37,360 you pretty broad. 1302 00:57:37,688 --> 00:57:38,359 - Congratulations! 1303 00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:40,498 - Hey thanks, I'm so excited. 1304 00:57:40,824 --> 00:57:41,859 I gotta take a dump. 1305 00:57:42,192 --> 00:57:42,863 Where's the can? 1306 00:57:43,193 --> 00:57:44,103 - Over there. 1307 00:57:44,428 --> 00:57:46,772 - Hey, thanks, I'll be right back. 1308 00:57:48,031 --> 00:57:49,533 - Do you have any idea what you've done? 1309 00:57:49,866 --> 00:57:51,038 - What I've done? 1310 00:57:51,368 --> 00:57:52,369 - Thanks to you, 1311 00:57:52,703 --> 00:57:55,183 I've had the pleasure of dining with a human rectum. 1312 00:57:55,505 --> 00:57:57,815 - Lady, I got my own problems. 1313 00:57:58,141 --> 00:57:59,984 (grunts) 1314 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:03,484 - Listen, you tell that charm school drop out 1315 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,157 in there that I'm not interested. 1316 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:06,552 - Leave me alone. 1317 00:58:06,883 --> 00:58:08,521 (grunts) 1318 00:58:08,885 --> 00:58:10,228 - [Luigi] Geez, that looks just like Florida. 1319 00:58:10,554 --> 00:58:11,965 - You know I thought I had problems before 1320 00:58:12,289 --> 00:58:14,132 but they were minor until I met you. 1321 00:58:14,458 --> 00:58:15,163 Thanks to you, 1322 00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:16,402 I have been shot at, 1323 00:58:16,727 --> 00:58:18,900 threatened, humiliated, and wined and dined 1324 00:58:19,229 --> 00:58:20,708 by the poster child for assholes. 1325 00:58:21,031 --> 00:58:23,204 Now the son of a bitch thinks I'm gonna marry him. 1326 00:58:23,533 --> 00:58:25,308 You better get me out of this one. 1327 00:58:25,635 --> 00:58:27,376 If I don't marry him, 1328 00:58:27,704 --> 00:58:28,682 he'll kill me. 1329 00:58:30,807 --> 00:58:33,583 - Well when he finds out what happened to his mama, 1330 00:58:33,910 --> 00:58:35,355 he'll kill me. 1331 00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:36,555 - His mama? 1332 00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,484 (grunts) 1333 00:58:38,815 --> 00:58:42,524 - [Luigi] Oh I don't remember eating walnuts. 1334 00:58:45,989 --> 00:58:47,935 - Look I'm really sorry you got involved in all this 1335 00:58:48,258 --> 00:58:49,737 but nobody told you to protest my show 1336 00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:51,061 or ride in my car 1337 00:58:51,395 --> 00:58:52,601 or come here today. 1338 00:58:52,929 --> 00:58:53,930 - I don't care. 1339 00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:55,004 You tell grunt face in there that I'm not gonna have 1340 00:58:55,332 --> 00:58:57,073 anything to do with him! 1341 00:58:58,435 --> 00:58:59,539 ' He)' YOU guys gotta see this! 1342 00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:00,575 What a masterpiece! 1343 00:59:00,904 --> 00:59:01,712 (laughs) 1344 00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:02,676 Hey Toehead! 1345 00:59:03,006 --> 00:59:04,007 Gloriabitch! 1346 00:59:04,341 --> 00:59:05,786 The hell you hiding? 1347 00:59:06,109 --> 00:59:09,522 - [Voiceover] Okay Chuck we're ready to roll it. 1348 00:59:09,846 --> 00:59:11,553 It should be coming up on the monitor now. 1349 00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:14,692 - Yeah this must be Make Your Big Deal. 1350 00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:19,299 (soft music) 1351 00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:28,569 (explosion) 1352 00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:29,434 Mama! 1353 00:59:32,202 --> 00:59:34,614 (soft music) 1354 00:59:49,453 --> 00:59:50,659 - [Voiceover] Is that okay'? 1355 00:59:50,987 --> 00:59:51,829 - Was what okay'? 1356 00:59:52,155 --> 00:59:53,566 - [Voice-over] The playback. 1357 00:59:53,890 --> 00:59:56,131 (soft music) 1358 01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:04,336 - You killed my mama! 1359 01:00:04,668 --> 01:00:05,806 - I didn't know who she was! 1360 01:00:06,136 --> 01:00:07,479 - You killed my mama! 1361 01:00:07,804 --> 01:00:09,249 - How about a free copy of the show on tape? 1362 01:00:09,573 --> 01:00:11,109 - You killed my mama! 1363 01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:12,681 - She was pretty old anyway! 1364 01:00:13,009 --> 01:00:15,615 (glass smashes) 1365 01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:16,686 - Oh my God! 1366 01:00:17,681 --> 01:00:18,523 Is he dead? 1367 01:00:18,849 --> 01:00:20,851 - No but we will be when he comes to. 1368 01:00:21,184 --> 01:00:22,026 - Well you gotta kill him. 1369 01:00:22,352 --> 01:00:23,092 - Kill him'? 1370 01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:24,694 I'm not a murderer. 1371 01:00:25,021 --> 01:00:25,829 - Oh come on you kill people on your show all the time. 1372 01:00:26,156 --> 01:00:26,827 That's different! 1373 01:00:27,157 --> 01:00:27,828 - How is that different? 1374 01:00:28,158 --> 01:00:29,637 - They're convicts on death row! 1375 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:30,631 - So what'? 1376 01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:33,202 (glass smashes) 1377 01:00:33,530 --> 01:00:34,508 (screams) 1378 01:00:34,831 --> 01:00:37,607 - I can't murder him and that's final! 1379 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:43,349 (suspenseful music) 1380 01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:53,791 Okay folks let's move on 1381 01:00:54,117 --> 01:00:55,687 to our next segment. 1382 01:00:57,787 --> 01:00:58,731 Let's see 1383 01:00:59,055 --> 01:01:00,693 8981 can you hear me? 1384 01:01:04,394 --> 01:01:05,702 Can you hear me? 1385 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:08,540 Okay, you'll notice in front of you, 1386 01:01:08,865 --> 01:01:10,139 a bunch of building blocks. 1387 01:01:10,467 --> 01:01:11,377 When properly assembled, 1388 01:01:11,701 --> 01:01:14,341 they spell out the words I want to live. 1389 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:16,150 Your job is to assemble those blocks 1390 01:01:16,473 --> 01:01:18,885 in the shortest amount of time. 1391 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:21,045 Ready, 1392 01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:22,846 begin. 1393 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:25,660 (upbeat music) 1394 01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:28,690 What he doesn't know is that he's slowly sucking out 1395 01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:30,521 all the oxygen from the booth 1396 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:32,333 as he gets the blocks assembled. 1397 01:01:32,656 --> 01:01:34,329 So he better hurry. 1398 01:01:34,658 --> 01:01:36,865 (upbeat music) 1399 01:02:18,468 --> 01:02:20,448 Well it looks like our friend has run out of air. 1400 01:02:20,770 --> 01:02:22,613 Too bad, we were all rooting for him, 1401 01:02:22,939 --> 01:02:23,610 weren't we? 1402 01:02:23,940 --> 01:02:25,783 (Cheers) 1403 01:02:26,109 --> 01:02:27,452 Well, it looks like we're running out of 1404 01:02:27,777 --> 01:02:28,482 air time ourselves 1405 01:02:28,812 --> 01:02:30,951 so that's it for this segment of Live or Die. 1406 01:02:31,281 --> 01:02:32,954 I'm Chuck Toedan, goodnight! 1407 01:02:33,283 --> 01:02:35,763 (upbeat music) 1408 01:02:38,121 --> 01:02:40,260 - [Voice-over] And we're out. 1409 01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:42,501 - Chuck, this is really weird. 1410 01:02:42,826 --> 01:02:43,736 - What is'? 1411 01:02:44,060 --> 01:02:45,232 - Well I can't find any release forms on this 1412 01:02:45,562 --> 01:02:46,836 convict either. 1413 01:02:47,163 --> 01:02:48,471 Second time that's happened today. 1414 01:02:48,798 --> 01:02:51,176 - Don't talk to me about it. 1415 01:02:51,501 --> 01:02:53,947 That's for our filing department. 1416 01:02:59,075 --> 01:03:01,817 Did you watch it on the monitors? 1417 01:03:05,181 --> 01:03:06,751 It's all over. 1418 01:03:07,183 --> 01:03:09,595 (soft music) 1419 01:03:52,195 --> 01:03:53,003 - Oh Chuck. 1420 01:03:54,964 --> 01:03:56,068 Oh Chuck. 1421 01:03:56,399 --> 01:03:57,241 Chuck, Chuck. 1422 01:04:00,637 --> 01:04:02,981 Is your mind on something else? 1423 01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:06,912 - Whatever gave you that idea? 1424 01:04:07,243 --> 01:04:08,517 - Just a feeling. 1425 01:04:10,747 --> 01:04:13,660 (suspenseful music) 1426 01:04:17,987 --> 01:04:19,762 (hu ms) 1427 01:04:27,831 --> 01:04:29,276 - What the hell is this? 1428 01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:31,772 - No one's got permission to speak here. 1429 01:04:32,102 --> 01:04:33,274 - Hey where the hell am I? 1430 01:04:33,603 --> 01:04:36,846 - You're supposed to be in heaven. 1431 01:04:37,173 --> 01:04:37,708 - Ma! 1432 01:04:38,942 --> 01:04:39,886 Ma! 1433 01:04:41,177 --> 01:04:41,848 Mama! 1434 01:04:44,013 --> 01:04:47,392 Toedan, I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch. 1435 01:04:49,018 --> 01:04:50,292 - Well wait a minute. 1436 01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:51,963 You're not supposed to leave here. 1437 01:04:52,288 --> 01:04:53,892 I was told you were dead. 1438 01:05:01,030 --> 01:05:02,771 - I'm giving it up Ed. 1439 01:05:03,099 --> 01:05:05,875 The show is just too much for me. 1440 01:05:06,202 --> 01:05:08,375 Think I'd rather deal in something a bit calmer. 1441 01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:09,979 Death and convicts are beginning to take 1442 01:05:10,306 --> 01:05:11,546 their toll on me-. 1443 01:05:11,875 --> 01:05:12,876 - Oh but you can't quit now. 1444 01:05:13,209 --> 01:05:14,779 We have a contract with the network. 1445 01:05:15,111 --> 01:05:16,215 - You can find a new host. 1446 01:05:16,546 --> 01:05:17,547 - Oh but the show is you. 1447 01:05:17,881 --> 01:05:18,985 . I'm sorry Ed. 1448 01:05:19,315 --> 01:05:20,658 My mind's made up. 1449 01:05:20,984 --> 01:05:21,985 - [Ed] What's come over you'? 1450 01:05:22,318 --> 01:05:23,160 - [Chuck] Truth is I'm in love with 1451 01:05:23,486 --> 01:05:25,466 a moralistic, wonderful woman. 1452 01:05:25,789 --> 01:05:26,961 She helped me to realize that what I'm doing 1453 01:05:27,290 --> 01:05:28,166 is all wrong. 1454 01:05:28,491 --> 01:05:29,595 The only way she might even consider 1455 01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:31,803 accepting me, is if I give this all up. 1456 01:05:32,128 --> 01:05:35,769 - Listen, could you at least finish out the day? 1457 01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:37,737 We only have one more show to tape. 1458 01:05:38,067 --> 01:05:40,946 Would you at least do that much for me'? 1459 01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:44,980 - Okay, but after tonight's taping that's it. 1460 01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:48,922 (screams) 1461 01:05:49,245 --> 01:05:50,019 - Gloria, sweet bitch. 1462 01:05:50,346 --> 01:05:50,915 Is Toehead in there? 1463 01:05:51,247 --> 01:05:52,191 - Oh no, no. 1464 01:05:52,515 --> 01:05:53,858 I was just looking for him myself. 1465 01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:54,821 - I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch. 1466 01:05:55,151 --> 01:05:55,925 You know what he tried to do? 1467 01:05:56,252 --> 01:05:57,253 - No what? 1468 01:05:57,587 --> 01:05:57,997 - He tried to kill our wedding by killing me. 1469 01:05:58,321 --> 01:05:59,322 He killed my Mama. 1470 01:05:59,656 --> 01:06:00,828 I'm gonna kill him painfully. 1471 01:06:01,157 --> 01:06:02,693 - Well I think he's downstairs somewhere. 1472 01:06:03,026 --> 01:06:03,766 - You do'? 1473 01:06:04,093 --> 01:06:05,037 Let's go get him. 1474 01:06:05,361 --> 01:06:05,964 I bet you'd like to see him dead too huh? 1475 01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:07,331 - Oh what makes you think that'? 1476 01:06:07,664 --> 01:06:09,507 - He almost wasted the most precious thing you've got, me! 1477 01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:11,278 - Oh well I don't think. 1478 01:06:11,601 --> 01:06:12,773 - Come on, let's kill him together! 1479 01:06:13,102 --> 01:06:13,637 - Okay. 1480 01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:22,020 I think he's in here. 1481 01:06:22,345 --> 01:06:22,948 - What makes you think he's in here? 1482 01:06:23,279 --> 01:06:24,383 - Just a hunch. 1483 01:06:24,714 --> 01:06:25,692 - I don't see him. 1484 01:06:26,015 --> 01:06:27,722 - He might be hiding in the back somewhere. 1485 01:06:28,051 --> 01:06:29,621 - Hey what's going on? 1486 01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:31,790 - It's stuck! 1487 01:06:32,121 --> 01:06:32,963 - Hey get me out of here! 1488 01:06:33,289 --> 01:06:34,495 - Hold tight, I'll get somebody! 1489 01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:37,134 - Come on hurry up, I get claustrophobia in closed places! 1490 01:06:37,460 --> 01:06:39,531 (Cheers) 1491 01:06:39,863 --> 01:06:40,967 - [Voiceover] It's time for the most exciting game 1492 01:06:41,297 --> 01:06:43,538 in America, Live or Die 1493 01:06:43,867 --> 01:06:45,471 and here's the host and star of the show, 1494 01:06:45,802 --> 01:06:47,304 Chuck Toedan! 1495 01:06:47,637 --> 01:06:50,083 (upbeat music) 1496 01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:51,914 - Hello everybody 1497 01:06:52,242 --> 01:06:53,380 and welcome to Live or Die. 1498 01:06:53,710 --> 01:06:55,815 Let's start the first game shall we? 1499 01:06:56,145 --> 01:06:56,816 - Chuck, Luigi's alive 1500 01:06:57,146 --> 01:06:58,489 and he's gonna kill! 1501 01:06:59,749 --> 01:07:00,727 - The name of this segment is 1502 01:07:01,050 --> 01:07:02,586 Hunger or Lust? 1503 01:07:02,919 --> 01:07:03,920 In the cage over there, 1504 01:07:04,254 --> 01:07:06,325 we have a convict from San Lusipisbo Prison 1505 01:07:06,656 --> 01:07:08,397 who has been in solitary confinement 1506 01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:10,204 for 15 years. 1507 01:07:10,527 --> 01:07:12,336 He has eaten nothing but bread and Twinkies 1508 01:07:12,662 --> 01:07:13,732 in all that time. 1509 01:07:14,063 --> 01:07:15,007 Likewise, 1510 01:07:15,331 --> 01:07:17,675 he has never seen a woman in all that time. 1511 01:07:18,001 --> 01:07:18,911 Our question is 1512 01:07:19,235 --> 01:07:21,943 what will dominate, hunger or lust? 1513 01:07:22,272 --> 01:07:23,512 In front of our subject we have placed a beautiful roast 1514 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:27,583 turkey, courtesy of Sucky Ducky Supermarkets. 1515 01:07:27,911 --> 01:07:29,948 Right next to it we have a our lovely Shanna Shallow 1516 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:31,691 coming out to strut her stuff. 1517 01:07:32,015 --> 01:07:33,460 When we open the cage, 1518 01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:35,057 what will he go for'? 1519 01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:37,092 The bird or the girl'? 1520 01:07:38,855 --> 01:07:40,129 What will he satisfy first? 1521 01:07:40,456 --> 01:07:43,130 His appetite or his winky? 1522 01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:45,063 You mark your answers on the cards 1523 01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:46,430 we've placed in front of you. 1524 01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:49,471 Guess right and we have some nifty prizes for you. 1525 01:07:49,799 --> 01:07:52,211 Guess wrong and well look above you. 1526 01:07:52,535 --> 01:07:56,108 You'll see 100 pound sandbags above each of your heads. 1527 01:07:56,439 --> 01:07:57,474 You know what you'll get. 1528 01:07:57,807 --> 01:07:59,787 (laughs) 1529 01:08:00,109 --> 01:08:00,746 All right, ready to begin? 1530 01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,112 Mark your answers. 1531 01:08:02,445 --> 01:08:03,583 What'll it be, sex 1532 01:08:05,648 --> 01:08:07,059 or food'? 1533 01:08:09,552 --> 01:08:10,929 Answers in place? 1534 01:08:12,322 --> 01:08:14,097 Okay, open the cage! 1535 01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:16,267 (Cheers) 1536 01:08:38,915 --> 01:08:39,689 - [Luigi] Hey let me out of here! 1537 01:08:40,016 --> 01:08:42,189 Somebody let me out of here! 1538 01:08:45,688 --> 01:08:46,792 - I thought I heard someone in there. 1539 01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:49,326 - About fucking time! 1540 01:08:51,928 --> 01:08:53,930 (Cheers) 1541 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:08,520 (upbeat music) 1542 01:09:36,239 --> 01:09:38,344 (screams) 1543 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:39,346 - Shit! 1544 01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:41,155 You, that's it you guys. 1545 01:09:41,477 --> 01:09:42,319 Come on you, both of you, 1546 01:09:42,645 --> 01:09:44,591 throw your guns over here. 1547 01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:49,062 - No, don't kill him! 1548 01:09:49,385 --> 01:09:50,022 - Hey I understand. 1549 01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:51,263 You want to do it huh. 1550 01:09:51,587 --> 01:09:54,067 Yeah take the gun my little hot beef delight. 1551 01:09:54,390 --> 01:09:55,232 Yeah, go ahead. 1552 01:09:56,259 --> 01:09:58,261 (laughs) 1553 01:10:00,329 --> 01:10:01,171 (gun fires) 1554 01:10:01,497 --> 01:10:02,441 - You stupid bitch, learn how to aim, man! 1555 01:10:02,765 --> 01:10:04,039 - Hands on your head, Luigi! 1556 01:10:04,367 --> 01:10:05,209 - Hey fuck it, fuck it man. 1557 01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:06,240 Point it at Toehead, not me. 1558 01:10:06,569 --> 01:10:07,741 - Do it! 1559 01:10:08,071 --> 01:10:11,518 - I have a good mind to call off the wedding. 1560 01:10:21,617 --> 01:10:24,860 All right, now the gun's on the other foot huh? 1561 01:10:25,188 --> 01:10:27,361 (suspenseful music) 1562 01:10:27,690 --> 01:10:28,794 Okay, all of yous. 1563 01:10:29,125 --> 01:10:29,796 Let's go in the cage. 1564 01:10:30,126 --> 01:10:30,797 Get in there! 1565 01:10:31,127 --> 01:10:32,071 Come on, let's go, move it! 1566 01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:33,100 Move it, get in there tubbo, come on! 1567 01:10:33,429 --> 01:10:34,635 Not yous. 1568 01:10:34,964 --> 01:10:35,874 Get in there. 1569 01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:39,137 Come on, get in there. 1570 01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:40,948 Let's go, let's go, come on. 1571 01:10:41,270 --> 01:10:43,477 Come on black man, get in there. 1572 01:10:43,806 --> 01:10:45,649 Get in there you homo. 1573 01:10:45,975 --> 01:10:48,751 (suspenseful music) 1574 01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:56,552 Okay, who wants to see Toehead play his own game? 1575 01:10:56,886 --> 01:10:57,421 - Yeah! 1576 01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:01,898 (suspenseful music) 1577 01:11:08,498 --> 01:11:09,602 - Okay everybody, 1578 01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:13,846 now we're gonna do a new show starring me. 1579 01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:17,674 The name of this show is Toehead kisses his ass goodbye 1580 01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:19,987 show, special guest Gloria bitch 1581 01:11:20,309 --> 01:11:21,117 who I was gonna marry 1582 01:11:21,444 --> 01:11:22,184 but not anymore 1583 01:11:22,512 --> 01:11:23,855 because she's gonna be dead too. 1584 01:11:24,180 --> 01:11:27,184 (suspenseful music) 1585 01:11:27,517 --> 01:11:28,257 Oh it's definitely. 1586 01:11:28,584 --> 01:11:30,291 You guys is free to go. 1587 01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:32,327 Hey, I said you free, why ain't you moving? 1588 01:11:32,655 --> 01:11:34,259 - We want to watch this! 1589 01:11:34,590 --> 01:11:37,332 (suspenseful music) 1590 01:11:39,695 --> 01:11:42,175 - Let the game begin! 1591 01:11:42,498 --> 01:11:45,274 (suspenseful music) 1592 01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:49,173 Now the name of this game is the revenge game. 1593 01:11:49,505 --> 01:11:51,712 We're gonna start sucking the air out of there. 1594 01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:53,486 Sound familiar? 1595 01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:56,051 What you gotta do is convince me 1596 01:11:56,379 --> 01:11:58,450 why the fuck I should let you live 1597 01:11:58,781 --> 01:12:01,523 before you run out of oxygen. 1598 01:12:01,851 --> 01:12:03,455 This is a good game. 1599 01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:08,867 - I'm sorry I got you into all this. 1600 01:12:10,026 --> 01:12:10,902 - It's okay. 1601 01:12:12,395 --> 01:12:14,568 (soft music) 1602 01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:17,670 - Aw! 1603 01:12:19,635 --> 01:12:20,739 - Come on kids. 1604 01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:22,743 Don't get yourselves breathing too hard. 1605 01:12:23,072 --> 01:12:25,382 (soft music) 1606 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:31,256 Hey, what's the matter? 1607 01:12:31,581 --> 01:12:33,151 You got that sinking feeling. 1608 01:12:33,482 --> 01:12:34,688 (laughs) 1609 01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:37,190 (gun fires) 1610 01:12:43,559 --> 01:12:45,232 - Chuckie, Chuckie, okay, okay! 1611 01:12:45,561 --> 01:12:46,232 I just shot someone! 1612 01:12:46,562 --> 01:12:47,404 That'll get me on death row, 1613 01:12:47,730 --> 01:12:48,708 can I be on your game show now? 1614 01:12:49,031 --> 01:12:49,736 Can I, can I? 1615 01:12:50,066 --> 01:12:51,409 So what do you say? 1616 01:12:51,734 --> 01:12:52,542 You got connections, 1617 01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:53,711 do I get to be on your show or what? 1618 01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:56,016 Oh is this an aptitude test'? 1619 01:12:56,339 --> 01:12:57,443 I can do that. 1620 01:12:57,773 --> 01:13:00,014 (upbeat music) 1621 01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:06,523 I don't get it. 1622 01:13:06,849 --> 01:13:07,884 (upbeat music) 1623 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:08,888 You're going to sleep? 1624 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:09,889 What do you want me to do? 1625 01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:11,630 (upbeat music) 1626 01:13:11,954 --> 01:13:13,900 I don't understand! 1627 01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:16,464 Maybe if I get the door open. 1628 01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:20,605 (upbeat music) 1629 01:13:49,292 --> 01:13:50,327 Hold on, yes or no'? 1630 01:13:50,660 --> 01:13:51,331 Yes or no? 1631 01:13:51,661 --> 01:13:53,732 (gun fires) 1632 01:13:54,063 --> 01:13:55,440 (upbeat music) 1633 01:13:55,765 --> 01:13:57,073 - Son of a bitch. 1634 01:13:59,568 --> 01:14:00,512 - But what about that little guy? 1635 01:14:00,836 --> 01:14:03,339 - Don't worry, he got his wish. 1636 01:14:03,673 --> 01:14:05,675 (coughs) 1637 01:14:06,008 --> 01:14:07,112 - I can't believe we're still alive. 1638 01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:08,319 - Believe it! 1639 01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:33,511 - Is that a wrap for the day? 1640 01:14:39,942 --> 01:14:42,320 (soft music) 1641 01:14:46,282 --> 01:14:48,387 - Gloria, there comes a time in every man's life 1642 01:14:48,718 --> 01:14:51,164 where he must make a decision. 1643 01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:52,864 Well I made one. 1644 01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:55,135 - You're giving up the game show? 1645 01:14:55,458 --> 01:14:57,460 - I'm giving up the game. 1646 01:14:57,793 --> 01:14:59,295 How did you know'? 1647 01:14:59,628 --> 01:15:01,574 (soft music) 1648 01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:09,342 What am I gonna do with a room full of dead bodies? 1649 01:15:09,672 --> 01:15:12,585 - Oh I'm sure you'll think of something. 1650 01:15:13,976 --> 01:15:15,683 - Chuck Toedan here for Climax Watches. 1651 01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:18,652 I'm here with ex game show contestant 4377 1652 01:15:18,981 --> 01:15:20,324 to help out with a demonstration 1653 01:15:20,649 --> 01:15:23,562 to test the durability of Climax Watches. 1654 01:15:23,886 --> 01:15:26,492 (blender whirs) 1655 01:15:34,563 --> 01:15:36,065 It's still ticking. 1656 01:15:36,399 --> 01:15:37,673 Kids, don't try this at home 1657 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,446 unless you have a Climax Watch. 1658 01:15:42,905 --> 01:15:44,748 Hello I'm Chuck Toedan. 1659 01:15:45,074 --> 01:15:46,747 Are you tired of being burglarized? 1660 01:15:47,076 --> 01:15:49,454 Try the new Electrozappy Fence. 1661 01:15:49,779 --> 01:15:52,259 (upbeat music) 1662 01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:58,062 We've asked Mr. Make here 1663 01:15:58,387 --> 01:16:01,630 to demonstrate the sharpness of his Stay Sharp Enso Knives. 1664 01:16:01,957 --> 01:16:04,233 (upbeat music) 1665 01:16:05,928 --> 01:16:07,771 He's slicing up 3435 to show our that these knives 1666 01:16:08,097 --> 01:16:09,474 always stay sharp. 1667 01:16:09,799 --> 01:16:12,575 He's going through skin, bone, clothes, 1668 01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:14,404 rigor mortis. 1669 01:16:14,737 --> 01:16:16,614 (upbeat music) 1670 01:16:16,939 --> 01:16:18,441 And still it keeps its edge. 1671 01:16:18,774 --> 01:16:20,981 (upbeat music) 1672 01:16:23,479 --> 01:16:24,787 What happens to ordinary eyeglasses 1673 01:16:25,114 --> 01:16:26,252 when there's any impact? 1674 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:29,062 (glass shatters) 1675 01:16:30,319 --> 01:16:31,923 That's why you need new, specially treated, 1676 01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:34,825 scratch-resistant No Breako Glasses. 1677 01:16:35,157 --> 01:16:37,660 (upbeat music) 1678 01:16:40,663 --> 01:16:42,734 Notice how flies gather around 8364, 1679 01:16:43,065 --> 01:16:44,339 the untreated corpse'? 1680 01:16:44,667 --> 01:16:47,614 But 2275 the corpse sprayed with Fly Be Gone 1681 01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:48,677 is fly free. 1682 01:16:49,905 --> 01:16:51,942 (upbeat music) 1683 01:16:52,274 --> 01:16:56,745 ♪ Put you in the driver seat 1684 01:16:57,079 --> 01:16:59,525 (upbeat music) 1685 01:17:00,850 --> 01:17:02,659 Yes our ties are made of the strongest material 1686 01:17:02,985 --> 01:17:05,363 that won't rip, tear, or stretch. 1687 01:17:05,688 --> 01:17:07,929 (upbeat music) 1688 01:17:10,259 --> 01:17:11,602 We've been asked to show the gripping power 1689 01:17:11,927 --> 01:17:14,635 of the new Acne Chew Em Up Tree Shredder. 1690 01:17:14,964 --> 01:17:17,171 (upbeat music) 1691 01:17:18,701 --> 01:17:21,614 ♪ Deathrow Gameshow 1692 01:17:22,938 --> 01:17:25,817 ♪ Deathrow Gameshow 1693 01:17:29,945 --> 01:17:32,619 ♪ But if you lose 1694 01:17:33,849 --> 01:17:36,693 ♪ You will be no more 1695 01:17:38,521 --> 01:17:41,001 ♪ Don't waste it brother, bye bye 1696 01:17:41,323 --> 01:17:43,564 ♪ Later baby 1697 01:17:45,828 --> 01:17:48,365 ♪ Live or die is what they call it 1698 01:17:48,697 --> 01:17:49,675 ♪ So don't be shy 1699 01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:51,034 ♪ Just knock get on it 1700 01:17:51,367 --> 01:17:53,210 ♪ Door number one, door number two 1701 01:17:53,536 --> 01:17:55,743 ♪ Where oh where is the door for you 1702 01:17:56,071 --> 01:17:57,072 ♪ Now is it three 1703 01:17:57,406 --> 01:17:58,407 ♪ Get off your knees 1704 01:17:58,741 --> 01:17:59,549 ♪ Boy don't you know 1705 01:17:59,875 --> 01:18:01,218 ♪ You're on TV 1706 01:18:01,544 --> 01:18:04,684 ♪ Deathrow Gameshow 1707 01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:06,220 ♪ It's the only way to go 1708 01:18:06,549 --> 01:18:09,928 ♪ Deathrow Gameshow 1709 01:18:10,252 --> 01:18:13,233 ♪ But if you lose 1710 01:18:13,556 --> 01:18:16,537 ♪ You will be no more 1711 01:18:20,396 --> 01:18:22,706 ♪ The prizes here are very odd 1712 01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:26,570 ♪ But where else can you lose 1713 01:18:27,836 --> 01:18:30,612 I And shake the hand oi God 1714 01:18:30,940 --> 01:18:32,920 ♪ I think of all the crime committed in this town 1715 01:18:33,242 --> 01:18:34,448 IAnd think of all the criminals 1716 01:18:34,777 --> 01:18:35,517 ♪ Just sitting around 1717 01:18:35,844 --> 01:18:37,949 ♪ Waiting for their punishment that's overdue 1718 01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:40,556 ♪ Where one can give them something to do 1719 01:18:40,883 --> 01:18:41,759 ♪ They could have fun 1720 01:18:42,084 --> 01:18:43,188 ♪ They could win money 1721 01:18:43,519 --> 01:18:44,429 ♪ But if they lose 1722 01:18:44,753 --> 01:18:45,629 ♪ It's bye bye honey 1723 01:18:45,955 --> 01:18:49,061 ♪ See you later sucker 1724 01:18:50,025 --> 01:18:52,904 ♪ Deathrow Gameshow 1725 01:18:54,763 --> 01:18:56,140 ♪ It's the only way to go 1726 01:18:56,465 --> 01:18:59,878 ♪ Deathrow Gameshow 1727 01:19:00,202 --> 01:19:02,978 ♪ But if you lose 1728 01:19:03,305 --> 01:19:06,650 ♪ You will be no more 1729 01:19:06,976 --> 01:19:09,252 (upbeat music) 1730 01:19:51,954 --> 01:19:54,491 ♪ Deathrow Gameshow 1731 01:19:54,823 --> 01:19:56,166 ♪ It's the only way to go 1732 01:19:56,492 --> 01:19:59,200 ♪ Deathrow Gameshow 1733 01:19:59,528 --> 01:20:01,269 ♪ It's the only way to go 1734 01:20:01,597 --> 01:20:05,044 ♪ Deathrow Gameshow 1735 01:20:05,367 --> 01:20:08,314 ♪ But if you lose 1736 01:20:08,637 --> 01:20:12,608 ♪ You will be no more 1737 01:20:21,183 --> 01:20:22,958 - I'm afraid of no one! 1738 01:20:24,887 --> 01:20:27,163 (jazzy music) 114792

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