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[ ULTRASOUND MACHINE WHIRRING ]
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-THERE'S THE BABY'S HEAD.
SEE THE HEAD?
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-[ Chuckling ] WHY IS IT NOT
ATTACHED TO THE BODY, YOU KNOW?
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-MISS GUIDRY,
IT'S ATTACHED TO THE BODY.
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LOOK, WE'RE GONNA
GET THE DOCTOR IN HERE.
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-OKAY, WHY DOES THE DOCTOR
HAVE TO COME IN?
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-WELL, I'M JUST THE TECHNICIAN.
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HE'S GONNA COME IN TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT THE ULTRASOUND.
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-SO SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.
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-EVERYTHING IS FINE.
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-YOU NEED TO RELAX,
TAKE SOME DEEP BREATHS.
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-[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
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-IT'S OKAY TO BE NERVOUS.
IS THIS YOUR FIRST BABY?
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-YES.
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-FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME,
WOMEN HAVE BEEN NERVOUS, OKAY?
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DON'T BE SCARED.
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-[ SIGHS ] OHH.
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[ BUZZER, DOOR SLAMS ]
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-[ MAN SINGING IN SPANISH ]
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-[ SIGHS ]
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[ MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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-FROM THE DAY WE ARE BORN,
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WHO WE ARE
AND WHO WE WILL BECOME
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IS SHAPED BY OTHERS.
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IN THIS CHAPTER,
WE WILL EXAMINE,
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"WHO AM I,
AND WHAT IS MY TRUE DESTINY?"
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AND WE WILL BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND
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THAT WHEN WE FULLY COMMIT
WITHOUT QUESTION,
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WITHOUT RESERVATION,
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THE UNIVERSE WILL EMBRACE US
FOR WHOMEVER WE CHOOSE TO BE.
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[ MUSIC STOPS, DOOR SLAMS ]
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-[ SIGHS ]
[ MUSIC RESUMES ]
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-WE HAVE THE POWER
TO CHOOSE OUR OWN DESTINY.
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IN THIS CHAPTER --
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-YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT,
EDDIE.
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[ MUSIC STOPS, BUZZER ]
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-WHAT THAT IS
IS STINKIN' THINKIN'.
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DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, EDDIE.
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COME ON. THAT'S FOOLISHNESS.
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COME ON. LET'S DO OUR MANTRA.
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WHAT IS YESTERDAY?
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-YESTERDAY IS HISTORY.
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-HISTORY. WHAT IS TOMORROW?
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-TOMORROW IS MYSTERY.
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-A MYSTERY.
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[ CHUCKLES ] AND WHAT IS TODAY?
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[ BUZZER ]
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TODAY IS A GIFT.
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-ALLONS-Y, GUIDRY.
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-THAT'S WHY
WE CALL IT THE PRESENT.
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COME ON.
YOU GOT THIS, ALL RIGHT?
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-[ SIGHS ]
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-NAH, MAN. YOU KEEP IT.
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-REALLY?
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-I GOT THIS.
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MANIFEST.
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FOCUS. VISUALIZE.
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[ LIVELY CAJUN MUSIC PLAYS ]
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-HE'S AT THE 10. HE'S AT THE 5!
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AND HE'S GONNA BE
KNOCKED OUT OF BOUNDS
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AT ABOUT THE TWO-YARD LINE.
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-HONEY,
COULD WE CLEAN UP ALL THAT STUFF
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BEFORE EDDIE GETS HERE?
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I GOT THE GAME ON INSIDE.
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-I GOT TO PLANT THIS TREE.
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-WHY NOW?
THE BABY'S NOT EVEN HERE YET.
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THE PLACENTA IS FOR THE ROOTS.
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IT GOES IN FIRST.
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-CAN'T WE SPREAD IT ON TOP?
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-IF YOU WANT
THE POSSUMS TO EAT IT.
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-HOW MANY CONTAINERS
OF THAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
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-CAUGHT! IT'S CAUGHT!
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[ CHEERING, SCREAMING ]
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ALL RIGHT.
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BYE-BYE.
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-GOOD JOB, MAN. GOOD JOB.
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-HEY, DUDE.
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-LATER, EDDIE. GOOD LUCK, MAN.
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-EDDIE, GOOD LUCK.
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LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET
THAT HARMONIC GIBBERISH GOING.
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-OH, RESONANCE.
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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[ BROADCASTER SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY ]
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-CAJUNS MOVING INSIDE
WHILE LOOKING TO PASS,
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A LITTLE OUTLET PASS
OUT TO MANDRY.
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MANDRY'S GOT THE CATCH.
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HE'S DOWN
TO ABOUT THE 22-YARD LINE.
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NOW ONE HAS TO HURRY UP.
CAJUNS HAVE TO A HURRY.
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CLOCK IS RUNNING.
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LAST DRIVE OF THE SEASON,
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CAN THE CAJUNS MAKE IT
TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME?
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[ POUNDING ]
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-SAMANTHA!
-WHAT?
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-COME HELP ME, PLEASE, QUICK!
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-JESUS CHRIST.
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MOM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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-I'M TRYING TO CLEAN THIS UP.
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I DON'T WHY
I EVER LET YOUR FATHER
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TEAR IT APART
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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-WHY DID YOU?
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-'CAUSE HE LOST HIS JOB.
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HE HAD TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO.
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-HE'S GOT PIZZI
DOWN THE SIDELINES.
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THE PASS IS COMPLETE AT THE 10,
AT THE 5!
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TOUCHDOWN CAJUNS!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
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THE ACADIANA CAJUNS HAVE
JUST WON,
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AND THE CAJUNS ARE MOVING ON
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TO THE NATIONAL-CHAMPIONSHIP
GAME!
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THE CAJUNS HAVE DEFIED ALL ODDS
AND ARE NOW ONE GAME AWAY
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FROM NATIONAL-CHAMPIONSHIP
GLORY!
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-WHERE'S EDDIE GONNA SLEEP?
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-OUT IN THE GUEST HOUSE.
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-I THOUGHT YOU SAID
ME AND DICKIE COULD STAY THERE.
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-HONEY, THAT WAS MONTHS AGO,
AND YOU NEVER CAME.
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-WELL, WE'RE GONNA COME NOW!
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I DIDN'T KNOW HIS ROOMMATES
WERE GONNA BE SUCH ASSHOLES.
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-[ CHUCKLES ]
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-WHY DOES HE GET PRIORITY?
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-BECAUSE HE SPENT
THE LAST YEAR IN PRISON.
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-OKAY, SO,
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT --
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I NEED TO COMMIT FRAUD,
GO TO PRISON,
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AND THEN WE CAN STAY HERE.
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-YOU KNOW HE WAS INNOCENT, SAM.
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
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[ ALARM CHIRPING ]
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-AWW.
[ TOY SQUEAKS ]
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[ MUSIC SLOWS, STOPS ]
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-HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU STAY
IN YOUR OLD ROOM?
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IT'LL BE FUN. COME ON.
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-OKAY.
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HEY.
-HEY, HEY, HEY!
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HOW YOU DOING, MISS PENNY?
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-GOOD.
-HI.
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-HOW YOU DOING?
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-GOOD.
-MM!
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-SHIT.
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-[ CHUCKLES ]
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-TASTE IT.
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-[ SLURPS ] MMM!
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-IT'S THAT BAD?
-MNH-MNH.
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-COME ON.
-MM.
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Y'ALL STILL WORKING ON THIS?
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-I'M AFRAID SO.
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OHH!
-OHH!
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-I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
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-HONEY! OH, EDDIE!
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-DAMN, EDDIE.
-BE CAREFUL.
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-I'M SORRY.
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-WELCOME HOME! WELCOME HOME!
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-HI!
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-ALWAYS A WRECKING BALL.
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-[ SIGHS ]
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-WELCOME HOME, PARTNER.
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-GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.
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-DADDY.
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[ PILLS RATTLE ]
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-EDDIE, YOU LOOKING GOOD, MAN.
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-OH, THANK YOU, DICKIE.
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-HE PREFERS TO BE CALLED
"RICHARD" NOW.
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-IT'S A WORK THING.
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-ALL RIGHT, RICHARD.
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WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SISTER?
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-THAT'S PROCREATION, MAN.
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-[ CHUCKLES ] NO, I'M TALKING
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ABOUT THIS
"DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES" GETUP.
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-IT'S CALLED GROWING UP.
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ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL.
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PLEASE REMEMBER
WHAT MAWMAW USED TO SAY --
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"HUNGER MAKES THE BEST SAUCE."
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-IT SURE DOES.
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-HEY, NO PRISON-FOOD JOKES.
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-ALL RIGHT. MMM.
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-JOHN?
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DINNER'S READY.
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[ SPORTSCASTER SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY ]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN YOUR UNDERWEAR?
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-MY BACK'S KILLING ME.
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-REALLY?
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-YEAH.
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-[ SIGHS ]
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-...THROWING
FOUR TOUCHDOWN PASSES.
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-OKAY.
-BRINGS THEM RIGHT BACK DOWN.
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AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME,
WHERE THERE'S FIVE...
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-YOUR FATHER'S BACK IS
HURTING HIM,
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SO WE'RE JUST GONNA
[Chuckling] GO ON WITHOUT HIM.
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[ SIGHS ]
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OKAY, HERE WE GO.
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HEAVENLY FATHER,
THANK YOU FOR THIS FOOD,
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DELIVERING EDDIE BACK TO US
IN ONE PIECE,
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AND FOR BRINGING
OUR WHOLE FAMILY
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BACK TOGETHER ONCE AGAIN.
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AMEN.
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-AMEN.
-AMEN.
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[ ACCORDION PLAYING FOLK TUNE,
CHILDREN LAUGHING ]
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[ CHILDREN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY ]
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-[ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
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[ SIGHS, SNIFFLES ]
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-I'M SORRY, MAN.
IT'S A BAD TIME?
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-NO, IT'S COOL.
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-[ SIGHS ]
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DID SAM TELL YOU
THAT I'M A SALES EXECUTIVE
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AT ACADIANA DISTRIBUTING?
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-YEAH, THAT'S GOOD, DICKIE.
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-YEP. IT'S RICHARD.
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-OH, YEAH. RICHARD.
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-I CAN GET YOUR FOOT IN THE DOOR
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IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.
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-THAT'S COOL, MAN.
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I APPRECIATE IT,
BUT I'M THE HEALING ARTS NOW.
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-THE HEALING ARTS?
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-YEAH, DR. EDWARD GUIDRY, AMD.
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-A DOCTOR?
-ALTERNATIVE-MEDICINE DOCTOR --
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THAT'S WHAT AMD STANDS FOR.
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THEY GOT A CORRESPONDENCE COURSE
WITH THAT.
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-HARMONIC BIO TECH.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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-IT TAKES A URINE SAMPLE.
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IT'LL PINPOINT THE CAUSE
OF ANY KIND OF ILLNESS,
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FROM CHRONIC FATIGUE
TO LOW SPERM COUNT,
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EVEN PARASITES
IN THE INTESTINES.
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-SO IT'S ACTUALLY THE MACHINE IS
THE DOCTOR.
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-YEAH. SOMEBODY'S GOT TO RUN IT,
THOUGH.
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IF I CAN GET PEOPLE
TO SEND ME URINE SAMPLES,
225
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I CAN DIAGNOSE THEM
ON THE INTERNET.
226
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I CAN TREAT THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.
227
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LOOK AT THESE PROFITS.
228
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[ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]
229
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-OOH.
-OH, YEAH.
230
00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,343
-NO, I'M SERIOUS, MAN.
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
231
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,745
THESE THINGS ARE OFF THE CHARTS.
232
00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,880
-YEAH, THAT'S --
THAT'S COOL, EDDIE.
233
00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,415
I'M -- I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.
234
00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,583
-DICKIE?
235
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[ CHILDREN LAUGHING ]
236
00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,354
-NOW LET'S SEE
THESE PROFITS AGAIN --
237
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NOT THOSE, THE OTHER ONES.
238
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[ MUSIC RESUMES ]
239
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OH, YEAH.
240
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OH, SAUCY, SEXY.
241
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
242
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UNH-UNH.
243
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:26,600
-[ SIGHS ]
244
00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,902
-WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
245
00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,638
YOU DIG THAT?
[ WOMAN MOANING ]
246
00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,906
OH, YEAH.
247
00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:36,877
[ ZYDECO MUSIC PLAYS ]
248
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[ ALL SINGING IN FRENCH ]
249
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-[ SINGING IN FRENCH ]
250
00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:50,624
-* I'M GONNA DO THIS ON MY OWN
251
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[ ALL SINGING IN FRENCH ]
252
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-* EVEN IF I WALK ALONE
253
00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,497
OH, MY GOD.
254
00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,500
[ BOTH SINGING DISCORDANTLY ]
255
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,535
UH, GUYS, GUYS. CUT!
256
00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:03,804
SORRY, I GOT TO --
257
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,806
I GOT TO SIT DOWN
JUST FOR A SECOND.
258
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,074
[ FEEDBACK ]
259
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,209
[ Strained ] IF YOU DON'T MIND.
260
00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,111
[ GROANS ]
261
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,312
WHAT?
262
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,947
-[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
263
00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,750
SAM, YOU'RE SUCH AN INSPIRATION.
264
00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,318
I MEAN, DOING ALL THE STUFF
265
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,354
THAT YOU DO WHILE YOU'RE
PREGNANT, IT'S AWESOME.
266
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,590
BUT BEING A MOTHER IS
SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT
267
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,092
THAN BEING IN A BAND.
268
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,728
-AND JAMIE HAS ALREADY LEARNED
MOST OF YOUR STUFF,
269
00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,629
AND SHE'S PRETTY MUCH
GOT IT DOWN.
270
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,964
-YOU'RE JOKING.
271
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GUYS.
272
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:37,170
[ Chuckling ] WE'RE --
WE'RE A FAMILY.
273
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:43,176
-WE WERE A FAMILY UNTIL
THIS OTHER FAMILY POPPED UP.
274
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,377
[ ACCORDION PLAYS FOLK TUNE ]
275
00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,013
-[ SCOFFS ]
276
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,319
-YOU KNOW, I OFFERED
YOUR BROTHER A JOB TONIGHT.
277
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,620
YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID?
278
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,489
-[ MAN SINGING IN FRENCH ]
279
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:59,426
-HE CLAIMS HE'S A DOCTOR NOW.
280
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-[ SCOFFS ]
281
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:01,762
IS THAT WHAT YOU GUYS WERE
DOING BACK THERE?
282
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,263
PLAYING DOCTOR?
283
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,632
-COME ON. I'M SERIOUS.
284
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:10,037
DR. EDWARD GUIDRY, AMD --
ALTERNATIVE MEDICAL DOCTOR.
285
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:13,206
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
286
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,542
-NOPE.
287
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,444
-SAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
288
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,312
-I'M NOT GONNA LIGHT IT.
289
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,314
-NO, SERIOUSLY.
290
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,416
-OKAY.
291
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:27,020
-THIS IS AN EXAMPLE
OF THE BABY IN THE BIRTH CANAL.
292
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,555
[ SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYS ]
293
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,257
I'M GONNA PASS IT AROUND
SO THAT YOU CAN ALL TAKE A LOOK
294
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,860
AND WHY YOU'RE GONNA LEARN
TO OPEN THAT PELVIS
295
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,161
SO THE BABY CAN COME OUT.
296
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,730
MOVING YOUR PELVISES THAT WAY --
297
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,932
SAME THING
THAT GOT THE BABY IN IS GONNA
298
00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,500
GET THE BABY OUT.
299
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,270
GOOD, NOW WE'RE GONNA
GET EVERYBODY UP ON THEIR FEET.
300
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:46,874
SO, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE PLANNING
ON A NATURAL CHILDBIRTH?
301
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,110
ONLY ONE COUPLE?
302
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,479
ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO IT
AT HOME, OR IN THE HOSPITAL?
303
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,948
-AT HOME.
-GOOD FOR YOU.
304
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:58,185
YOU ARE IN FOR ONE OF THE MOST
INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCES
305
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,220
OF YOUR LIVES.
-WE CAN'T WAIT.
306
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:04,191
-WE ARE GOING TO USE A POSITION
THAT WOMEN HAVE USED
307
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,094
FOR HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS
OF YEARS,
308
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,229
TO HAVE GRAVITY WORK WITH YOU.
309
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,899
WE'RE GONNA BREATHE A LITTLE
MORE RAPIDLY LIKE THIS --
310
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,566
[ PANTING ]
311
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,702
[ ALL PANTING ]
312
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,971
GOOD. YOU CAN RELAX NOW.
313
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,572
YOU CAN RELAX.
314
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:20,573
-[ CONTINUES PANTING ]
315
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:21,574
-[ PATS BACK ]
316
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,843
-BABY, YOU CAN STOP NOW.
317
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,945
I DON'T WANT YOU
HYPERVENTILATING ON ME.
318
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,179
[ CHUCKLES ]
319
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,215
HAVE Y'ALL THOUGHT ABOUT
A HOME BIRTH?
320
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,716
-WE'RE LEANING MORE TOWARDS
THE HOSPITAL.
321
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,084
-WE MIGHT.
322
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:34,587
-IT IS THE MOST AMAZING
BONDING EXPERIENCE
323
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,223
FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY.
324
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:40,593
AND REMEMBER, WOMEN HAVE BEEN
GIVING BIRTH NATURALLY
325
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:47,300
FOR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
OF YEARS WITHOUT DOCTORS.
326
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,536
-We might?
327
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,571
-Yeah, we might.
328
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,940
What? We could do that.
329
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,641
I didn't even know
it was an option.
330
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,509
-We should talk about it here.
-Well, that's what we're doing.
331
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:59,779
-IS THERE SOMETHING THAT YOU'D
LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS?
332
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:02,983
-I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK
HOSPITALS HAVE ACTUALLY EVOLVED
333
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,352
OVER THE PAST HUNDREDS
OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS?
334
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,954
-I'M NOT SAYING
SHE'S NOT STRONG ENOUGH.
335
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,421
-[ SIGHS ]
-BUT JUST -- IT'S CHILDBIRTH.
336
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,457
-I JUST -- I DON'T THINK
IT SHOULD BE TAKEN LIGHTLY.
337
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,893
-YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT IS AN INTENSE EXPERIENCE.
338
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,161
BUT SHE CAN DO THIS.
339
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,196
I MEAN,
PEOPLE ARE LIKE TEA BAGS --
340
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,865
YOU NEVER KNOW
HOW STRONG THEY ARE
341
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,366
TILL YOU PUT THEM IN HOT WATER.
342
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:24,037
-[ SIGHS ]
343
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,674
-YOU GOT THAT?
-YEAH, I GOT IT.
344
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,477
-I'M JUST -- I'M JUST THINKING
ABOUT YOU AND THE BABY.
345
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,980
-[ SCOFFS ] YOU THINK
THAT I'M A WEAK TEA BAG.
346
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,681
-TEA BAG? NO.
347
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,016
-[ SIGHS ]
348
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,051
-I'M JUST SAYING, W-WHAT
IF YOU NEED A C-SECTION?
349
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,586
-DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE TOLD ME?
350
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:43,023
80% OF WOMEN HAVE C-SECTIONS
ON FRIDAY AFTERNOON.
351
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,257
-YOU KNOW WHY?
352
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,492
-WHY?
353
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,760
-SO IT DOESN'T SCREW UP
THE DOCTOR'S WEEKEND.
354
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,696
AND I'M NOT MAKING THAT UP.
355
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,131
-[ SIGHS ]
356
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,500
-AND I'M SURE AS HELL
NOT GETTING SLICED OPEN
357
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,503
JUST SO SOME DOCTOR DOESN'T
MISS HIS GOLF GAME.
358
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:02,009
-BABY, WHY CAN'T WE
JUST TALK ABOUT THIS?
359
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,045
-YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE.
360
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:14,087
-WHAT DO YOU THINK, MR. HORACE?
361
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:16,723
-MAN, HE BARELY GOT STARTED.
362
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:21,361
-YEAH, I GUESS GETTING LAID OFF
JUST PUT HIM IN A FUNK.
363
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,796
CAN YOU DO IT FOR US WITHOUT,
YOU KNOW,
364
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,432
MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT?
365
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,234
-BABY, I SO SURE.
366
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,971
-OH, THANK GOD. OKAY. THANK YOU.
367
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:38,211
-[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
368
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:41,348
[ SLOW COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
369
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:22,489
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
370
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,959
-[ Chuckling ]
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
371
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,327
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
372
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:41,808
-[ Muffled ]
* THAT SAVED A WRETCH
373
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:47,981
* LIKE ME-E-E
374
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:53,753
* I ONCE WAS LOST
375
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,924
* AND NOW I'M FOUND
376
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:58,925
[ SMOKE ALARM BEEPING ]
377
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,060
-SAM.
-OH, GOD!
378
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,462
-* WAS BLIND
-SHIT.
379
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,896
-OH, MY GOD!
380
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:07,700
-* BUT NOW I SEE
381
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,502
-SHIT!
-WAIT, WAIT.
382
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,305
-SHIT! AAH!
383
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:17,477
-* AMAZING GRACE
384
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:23,383
* HOW SWEET THE SOUND
385
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:29,989
* THAT SAVED A WRETCH...
386
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:30,990
-[ SIGHS ]
387
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,426
-* LIKE ME
388
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,428
-EVERYONE.
389
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,730
-[ SIGHS ]
390
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,400
-BLESS US, OH, LORD,
FOR THESE THY GIFTS,
391
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,569
WHICH WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE
FROM THY BOUNTY,
392
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:43,770
THROUGH CHRIST OUR LORD.
393
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:44,804
-AMEN.
-AMEN.
394
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:48,375
-AND FOR OUR PRECIOUS ALICIA,
395
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,910
FOR BRINGING HER BACK
TO OUR HOUSE
396
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,645
WITH THIS LOVELY, ANGELIC VOICE,
397
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,683
AND FOR OUR NEWBORN BABY
ABOUT TO BE HERE.
398
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,017
DID YOU FIGURE OUT A NAME?
399
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,019
-IT'S NOE.
400
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,089
-"NO WAY"?
-YOU SEE?
401
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,656
-MISS PENNY,
IT'S FRENCH FOR "NOAH."
402
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,691
IT'S MY MIDDLE NAME.
403
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,593
IT'S MY FATHER'S MIDDLE NAME.
-OH.
404
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,728
-AND I HAVE TWO GRANDFATHERS
WITH THE NAME NOE.
405
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,698
-OKAY, AND HE'S JUST GONNA
GET HIS ASS KICKED AT SCHOOL.
406
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,267
-OH, YEAH, LIKE JOHNNY CASH
AND "A BOY NAMED SUE."
407
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,668
HE BECAM THE ASS KICKER.
408
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,704
-OKAY, CAN WE EAT?
409
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:21,074
-UH, AND FOR BRINGING US
ALL TOGETHER ONCE AGAIN,
410
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,409
THANK YOU, LORD.
411
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:23,243
AMEN.
412
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,478
-AMEN. AND GOD BLESS THE COOK.
413
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:29,616
-YES, THANK YOU, SAM,
FOR COOKING DINNER TONIGHT.
414
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,017
-THANKS, MOM.
415
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,085
SO, EDDIE.
416
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:34,587
I HEAR YOU'RE GONNA BE A DOCTOR.
417
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,923
-I'M IN THE HEALING ARTS, YEAH.
-GOOD.
418
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:40,327
[ Chuckling ] DOES THAT MAKE YOU
A DOCTOR OR AN ARTIST?
419
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,462
-COME ON, SAM.
-I'M ASKING!
420
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,597
-I'M A HARMONIC-RESONANCE
PRACTITIONER.
421
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,699
THE WORD "DOCTOR" IS
JUST SHORTHAND
422
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,102
SO PEOPLE UNDERSTAND
THAT I'M IN THE HEALING ARTS.
423
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,670
-OH, THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING,
EDDIE.
424
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,605
HONEY, DO YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?
425
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:55,842
-"DOCTOR" MEANS
YOU HAVE A DOCTORATE.
426
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,144
-NOT THAT.
427
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,678
I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE HARMONY RESISTANCE.
428
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,914
-YEAH, HARMONIC RESONANCE --
IT'S POWERFUL MEDICINE.
429
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,717
[ UP-TEMPO ZYDECO MUSIC PLAYS ]
430
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,530
-* J'AI PARTIR DE LA MAISON *
431
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:18,531
* WHOA!
432
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,667
* J'AI PARTIR DE LA MAISON *
433
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,570
* J'AI PARTIR DE LA MAISON *
434
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,239
* OU EST LES BON TEMPS? *
435
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,640
* J'AI PARTIR DE LA MAISON *
436
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:28,675
-DAMN, EDDIE.
437
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,077
[ Chuckling ]
DON'T HURT YOURSELF.
438
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,879
-SORRY.
439
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,382
-SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
440
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,017
-I'M IN THE HEALING ARTS,
PRACTICING MEDICINE.
441
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,051
-REALLY?
442
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,553
-HARMONIC RESONANCE.
443
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:41,621
-REALLY?
444
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,356
-YEAH.
445
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,325
-EDDIE,
I HEARD THAT YOU WERE IN PRISON.
446
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,495
-UH, YEAH, FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
447
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:49,762
-EDDIE.
448
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,931
-BUT I-I GOT --
449
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,233
-YOU KNOW WHAT?
450
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,434
IT'S LATE,
AND I HAVE A SITTER, AND...
451
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,935
IT WAS REALLY GOOD CATCHING UP.
452
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,771
AND YOU, UM -- YOU TAKE CARE,
EDDIE, ALL RIGHT?
453
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,441
-* J'AI PARTIR DE LA MAISON *
454
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,311
* J'AI PARTIR DE LA MAISON *
455
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,546
[ SLOW BLUES MUSIC PLAYS ]
456
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,849
-[ Slurring ]
ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE PULLED IN
457
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,418
OVER $500 BILLION LAST YEAR.
458
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,654
BUT THEN WITH SOME INTERNET
COMMERCE, THE WAY IT IS --
459
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,156
-HEY, BABE, I'M ALL CLOSED OUT,
SO I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW?
460
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,258
-ALL RIGHT, LADY.
THANKS SO MUCH.
461
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:21,194
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
462
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,599
-I'M LOOKING FOR A PARTNER,
SOMEBODY TO GO IN WITH ME,
463
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:30,670
SOMEBODY THAT'S GOT VISION
AND BRAINS,
464
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,206
AND SOMEBODY
WHO BELIEVES IN THEMSELF
465
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,608
AND CAN MANIFEST
THEIR OWN POSITIVE DESTINY.
466
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,009
YOU KNOW ANYBODY LIKE THAT?
467
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:40,380
-WISH I COULD HELP YOU OUT,
MAN, BUT SORRY.
468
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,685
-[ SLURPS ]
469
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,560
[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]
470
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,495
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
471
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,597
-WELL, JUST TELL HIM I'M SORRY.
472
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,300
TELL HIM I'LL MAKE IT UP TO HIM
SOMEHOW.
473
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,568
YEAH. OKAY.
474
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,237
I'LL -- I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
BYE.
475
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,905
HEY, RICHARD.
476
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,440
-HEY, MR. FONTINEAU.
477
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,576
-THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
APPRECIATE YOU TAKING THE TIME.
478
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,678
-[ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, HEY, IT IS YOUR TIME.
479
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,079
-RICHARD,
WHAT'S YOUR GOAL IN LIFE?
480
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:14,080
WHAT'S YOUR DREAM?
481
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,482
-I WANT TO BE A GOOD FATHER.
482
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,984
I WANT TO BE A GOOD PROVIDER
FOR MY FAMILY.
483
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:21,020
-I MEAN YOUR DREAM JOB.
484
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,522
-WELL, I'D -- I'D SAY, UH,
485
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,224
TO MOVE UP IN THE RANKS
OVER HERE, WORK REAL HARD,
486
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,460
BECOME A SENIOR EXECUTIVE
LIKE YOU.
487
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,629
-LIKE ME?
Y-YOU WANT TO BE LIKE ME?
488
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,631
WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE
AND SIT IN MY CHAIR,
489
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,500
AND YOU CAN SEE
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE ME.
490
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,734
COME ON, YEAH,
GIVE IT A TEST-DRIVE.
491
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,303
JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
IN THE CHAIR.
492
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,637
-[ SIGHS ]
493
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:41,641
-SO, NOW YOU'RE A SENIOR
EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT
494
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:44,176
OF A MAJOR INTERNATIONAL
SHIPPING CORPORATION.
495
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,244
FEELS PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
496
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,313
-YES, SIR.
497
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,714
-[ Chuckling ] ALL RIGHT.
498
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,417
BUT NOW YOU'RE LOOKING
AT RISING FUEL COSTS,
499
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,386
AND YOUR SALES MANAGEMENT IS
BLOATED.
500
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,722
W-WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
501
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,690
YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO REDUCE YOUR COST.
502
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,626
SO WHERE ARE YOU GONNA
START CUTTING?
503
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,762
-UH, SALES MANAGEMENT?
504
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,864
-OKAY. BINGO.
505
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,868
-NOW PRETEND LIKE I'M YOU --
506
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:12,572
RICHARD LeBLANC,
MID-LEVEL SALES MANAGER.
507
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,474
SO, GO AHEAD.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO ME?
508
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:18,711
-UH, WE'RE GOING THROUGH
DIFFICULT TIMES, UH...
509
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:22,248
-YOU MIGHT WANT TO THROW IN
SOME, "I'M REALLY SORRY.
510
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,683
"IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL.
511
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,385
IT'S JUST A SIGN OF THE TIMES."
512
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,819
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
513
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,855
-MR. FONTINEAU,
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?
514
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,725
AM I FIRING MYSELF?
515
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:35,328
-UH, WE PREFER THE TERM
"BEING LAID OFF."
516
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:38,130
I'M REALLY SORRY.
517
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:39,466
[ MID-TEMPO CAJUN MUSIC PLAYS ]
518
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:42,769
-[ SIGHS ]
519
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,939
-* OH, NO
520
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:50,042
[ SINGING IN FRENCH ]
521
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,754
-DO I HAVE TO KILL HIM?
522
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:02,555
-YEP.
523
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,524
-HE SEEMS SO HELPLESS.
524
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:05,758
-GO RIGHT THROUGH THE HEAD
RIGHT HERE, HONEY.
525
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,594
GO ALL THE WAY DOWN.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
526
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,862
-WHAT HAPPENS TO THE FISH
WHEN THEY EAT THE WORM?
527
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,831
DOES THE HOOK GET CAUGHT
IN ITS STOMACH?
528
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:15,001
-NOPE.
IT GETS CAUGHT IN HIS MOUTH.
529
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,769
BUT FISH DON'T HAVE
ANY FEELINGS.
530
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,104
-THEY DON'T?
-NOPE.
531
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:19,472
THEY DON'T HAVE A FRONTAL LOBE.
532
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,207
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE
A CEREBRAL CORTEX.
533
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,675
-HUH?
534
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:25,445
-THAT'S WHERE FEELINGS
COME FROM -- IN THE BRAIN.
535
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:30,383
[ RINGTONE PLAYS ]
536
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,184
-HELLO?
537
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:35,154
SURE.
538
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,023
-HELLO?
539
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,559
[ FIDDLE PLAYS ]
540
00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:02,482
ALICIA.
541
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,562
[ FROGS CROAKING ]
542
00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:21,601
-HE MADE YOU FIRE YOURSELF?
543
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,002
-[ SCOFFS ]
544
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,738
-I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S CRUEL
OR BRILLIANT.
545
00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:32,679
-I GAVE EVERYTHING TO THEM --
BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS.
546
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,547
-HOW LONG DID YOU WORK THERE?
547
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,915
-[ SIGHS ]
548
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:39,118
FOUR MONTHS,
BUT, MAN, I WORKED MY ASS OFF.
549
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:44,290
-YOU GOT TO BE YOUR OWN BOSS,
MAN.
550
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:47,660
-HERE, FISHY, FISHY.
551
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:49,996
-WHAT ABOUT MEDICINE?
-WHAT ABOUT IT?
552
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,532
-YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A DOCTOR
TO HAVE A CAREER IN MEDICINE.
553
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:55,367
THERE'S MARKETING
AND MANAGEMENT,
554
00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:56,836
ALL KINDS OF STUFF.
555
00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:59,739
I'M LOOKING
FOR A PARTNER RIGHT NOW.
556
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,108
YOU CAN DO ALL THOSE THINGS,
AND YOU FAMILY.
557
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,110
REMEMBER THAT MACHINE
I SHOWED YOU
558
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,245
WITH ALL THIS CRAZY STUFF
IT CAN DO?
559
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,716
THE WHOLE FRANCHISE,
WITH THE MACHINE INCLUDED,
560
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:12,384
MAIL-ORDER KITS,
TURNKEY OPERATION,
561
00:24:12,418 --> 00:24:14,120
IS ONLY $86,000.
562
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:15,488
-ONLY 86 GRAND?
563
00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:18,390
-WE ONLY GOT TO COME UP
WITH 10%.
564
00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:19,692
THAT'S THE BEST PART.
565
00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:21,928
THE REST OF IT WE PAY OFF
IN INSTALLMENTS
566
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,564
WHILE THE MONEY'S ROLLING IN
FROM THE MACHINE.
567
00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:26,465
WE CAN'T LOSE, DICKIE.
568
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:29,235
I'M TELLING YOU,
IF YOU GOT THE MONEY,
569
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,970
YOU SHOULD JUMP IN WITH ME.
570
00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:33,072
-JUMP IN? LIKE IT'S THAT EASY?
571
00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:35,908
SAM WILL NEVER LET ME
TOUCH THAT MONEY,
572
00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:38,778
ESPECIALLY WITH YOU INVOLVED,
MAN.
573
00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:45,785
LOOK, I'M SORRY.
THAT CAME OUT WRONG.
574
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:47,019
IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.
575
00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:49,488
IT'S --
MAN, SHE'S SO FREAKED OUT.
576
00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:50,790
-[ SIGHS ]
577
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:54,827
-I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW THEY GET.
578
00:24:54,861 --> 00:25:00,366
-IT'S COOL, DICKIE. I GOTCHA.
579
00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:01,901
-SHE'S ON MY ASS CONSTANTLY.
580
00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:03,636
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT, BRO.
581
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,371
-HEY, GUYS!
582
00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:06,673
GOT AN INJURY ON THE BOAT.
583
00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,007
-BRING IT ON IN, MAN.
584
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,576
BRING IT IN.
585
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,712
-I-I THINK HE BROKE HIS ARM,
MAN.
586
00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,080
-[ GROANING ]
-HE BROKE HIS ARM?
587
00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:15,447
-WATCH. BE CAREFUL, CAREFUL,
CAREFUL, CAREFUL,
588
00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:16,716
CAREFUL, CAREFUL.
-YOU'LL BE OKAY.
589
00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:17,717
-JUST GET HIM UP HERE.
I'LL TAKE A LOOK.
590
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:18,718
-YOU'RE A DOCTOR?
591
00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:21,187
-THANK GOD.
592
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,722
-[ GROANING ]
593
00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:24,924
-PUT HIM DOWN HERE.
594
00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:26,893
[ GRUNTS ]
LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT IT, SON.
595
00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:28,761
[ INHALES SHARPLY ] OH.
-IS THAT A BONE?
596
00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:30,496
-YEAH,
HE'S GOT A COMPOUND FRACTURE.
597
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,098
YOU NEED TO GET HIM TO A CLINIC,
STAT.
598
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:33,666
DICKIE, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE THERE'S A CLINIC?
599
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,034
-THERE'S ONE IN TOWN,
NOT FAR FROM 328.
600
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:36,969
YOU KNOW WHERE IT'S AT?
-328.
601
00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:38,004
-GO.
602
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,906
-[ CRYING ]
603
00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:41,874
-PHEW.
604
00:25:45,912 --> 00:25:47,379
-MAN, IF I HAD THAT MACHINE,
605
00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:50,416
I COULD REALLY HELP HIM OUT
WITH THE HEALING PROCESS.
606
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:53,385
HARMONIC RESONANCE REALLY CAN DO
A LOT TO HELP THOSE OSTEOBLASTS,
607
00:25:53,419 --> 00:25:54,854
KEEP THEM IN PLACE.
608
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,656
-EDDIE, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
609
00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,060
-DAMN IT!
610
00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:02,494
-WE CAN GET THEM
FROM OVER THERE.
611
00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:04,163
-SHIT!
-WAIT HERE, ALICIA.
612
00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:06,666
-I COULD'VE HELPED THAT KID.
613
00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:08,968
I'M TELLING YOU,
ALL I NEED IS THAT MACHINE.
614
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:11,871
DID YOU KNOW
ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE PULLED IN
615
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,706
OVER $500 BILLION LAST YEAR?
616
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:16,609
-PUT ME DOWN
FOR THOSE ONE OF THOSE.
617
00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:18,645
-ONE OF WHAT? $1 BILLION?
618
00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,212
-SURE. WHY NOT?
619
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:23,015
-IT'S ALL ABOUT
THE LAWS OF ATTRACTION.
620
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:31,223
"QUANTUM SECRET,"
LAWS OF ATTRACTION --
621
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:32,825
CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
622
00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:45,404
JUST HANG ON.
IT DON'T -- IT DON'T HAVE A KEY.
623
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,808
-THERE'S NO KEY?
WHERE'S THE KEY?
624
00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:51,177
-ANY PADDLE?
625
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,145
NO PADDLE.
626
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:59,351
-WHY DOES THAT NOT SURPRISE ME?
627
00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:00,887
-LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING --
628
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,255
WHEN YOU WALK IN A RESTAURANT
AND ORDER A HAMBURGER,
629
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:04,857
DO YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT
IT'S COMING OUT?
630
00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:06,292
-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
MAN?
631
00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:08,227
-YOU DON'T HAVE ANY DOUBT
IT'S COMING OUT, RIGHT?
632
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:10,562
IT ALWAYS COMES OUT SOONER
OR LATER, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
633
00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:11,563
-I GUESS.
634
00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:12,564
-DON'T GUESS.
635
00:27:12,598 --> 00:27:14,133
YOU KNOW IT'S COMING OUT.
636
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:16,335
THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU GOT
TO HAVE ABOUT EVERYTHING.
637
00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:18,738
MY MONEY IS COMING.
638
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:20,639
MY CAR IS COMING.
639
00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:22,842
MY MANSION IS COMING.
640
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:23,876
AND IT WILL.
641
00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:25,812
THAT'S THE QUANTUM SECRET.
642
00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:27,046
-EDDIE, THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE
643
00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:28,480
BETWEEN A HAMBURGER
AND A MANSION.
644
00:27:28,514 --> 00:27:29,581
-NOT TO THE UNIVERSE.
645
00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:30,883
IT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT
646
00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,952
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MANSION
OR A SHACK
647
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:37,023
OR A BMW OR A V.W.
648
00:27:37,056 --> 00:27:39,291
YOU THE ONLY ONE
THAT MAKES THAT DISTINCTION.
649
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,429
YOU GOT TO BELIEVE IT, MAN.
650
00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:45,397
YOU GOT TO KNOW IT.
651
00:27:56,275 --> 00:28:00,179
-HEY.
652
00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:01,413
HEY.
653
00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,349
-HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF THE LAWS OF ATTRACTION?
654
00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:06,385
IT'S THIS AMAZING THING.
IT'S ABOUT THE UNIVERSE.
655
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:09,255
IT'S...BASED ON, LIKE,
PEOPLE AND MONEY
656
00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,891
AND ABOUT HOW,
IF YOU BELIEVE IN SOMETHING,
657
00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:13,960
IF YOU TRULY BELIEVE
IN SOMETHING,
658
00:28:13,993 --> 00:28:15,394
YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN,
659
00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:16,829
BUT, I MEAN, YOU HAVE
TO TRULY BELIEVE IN IT.
660
00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,330
-I WANT TO HAVE THE BABY
AT HOME.
661
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,766
-WHAT?!
662
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,834
LIKE -- LIKE RIGHT HERE?
663
00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,069
-YOU DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT.
664
00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:24,303
-NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
665
00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:25,805
SAM! COME ON.
666
00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:29,776
-I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS
NATURALLY, TOTALLY NATURALLY --
667
00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:32,511
NO DOCTORS, NO DRUGS,
NO NOTHING.
668
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:33,780
JUST ME AND THE BABY.
669
00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:35,347
-WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME?
670
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,383
-AND YOU AND THE MIDWIFE.
671
00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:38,517
-ARE YOU SERIOUS?
672
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,952
-[ SIGHS ]
673
00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:43,255
IT'S LIKE SOMETHING'S TELLING ME
I HAVE TO DO THIS.
674
00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:49,028
LIKE, I HAVE TO PROVE IT
TO MYSELF.
675
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:50,562
-THEN WE SHOULD DO IT.
676
00:28:50,596 --> 00:28:51,798
-REALLY?
677
00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:53,299
-MM-HMM.
678
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:54,700
-[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
679
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,969
BUT I'M REALLY SCARED.
680
00:28:57,003 --> 00:28:58,871
-DON'T BE SCARED. COME SIT.
681
00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:00,907
COME OVER HERE.
682
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,508
-[ SIGHS ]
683
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:03,575
-SAM.
684
00:29:03,609 --> 00:29:05,377
-[ SIGHS ]
-DON'T BE SCARED.
685
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:06,879
-BUT WHAT IF THE UMBILICAL CORD
GETS --
686
00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,981
-YOU CANNOT START
THINKING LIKE THAT.
687
00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:11,050
-YOU HAVE TO KNOW,
WITH TOTAL CONFIDENCE,
688
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,684
THAT EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.
689
00:29:12,718 --> 00:29:15,621
-[ SIGHS ]
-YOU HAVE TO KNOW THIS.
690
00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:17,023
I MEAN, IT'S GONNA BE FINE,
691
00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:19,892
JUST LIKE IT HAS BEEN
FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS.
692
00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:23,362
-YOU'RE AN AMAZING WOMAN.
693
00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:24,496
-[ SCOFFS ]
694
00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:25,865
-YOU DON'T KNOW THAT?
695
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,902
YOU WERE BUILT FOR THIS.
696
00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:33,172
IT'S GONNA BE INCREDIBLE,
YOU HEAR ME?
697
00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:37,910
-[ SIGHS ]
698
00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:40,212
I KNOW.
699
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,287
[ CHUCKLES ]
700
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:57,096
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
701
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,207
-LET'S GO.
702
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:17,049
-AND I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE
A LITTLE BIT OF GUMBO.
703
00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:19,051
-THANK YOU. HAVE A GREAT DAY.
704
00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:23,189
WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH TODAY?
705
00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:24,623
-I NEED A CERTIFIED CHECK.
706
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,892
-SURE.
707
00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:30,462
-COME ON.
708
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,798
TRY AND GET THE ALLIGATOR
OR THE GIRAFFES.
709
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,301
-OKAY. DROP IT.
[ CLICK ]
710
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:38,170
-WE MIGHT GET THE PUPPY,
BUT WE MIGHT GET THE ALLIGATOR.
711
00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:42,008
-OHH! WE ALMOST GOT IT.
-AW!
712
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,009
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
713
00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:44,276
-LET ME TRY IT AGAIN.
714
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:45,878
-HELLO?
715
00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:48,480
HERE HE IS.
716
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,016
-HELLO?
717
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,785
REALLY?
718
00:30:53,819 --> 00:30:55,254
-PLAYED COLLEGE BALL.
719
00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:56,989
HE HAD A RUN IN THE PROS,
SO HE KNOWS...
720
00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:59,358
-OH, THIS IS A GREAT ROOM, HON.
-YEAH.
721
00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:01,827
-IT LOOKS GENTLE,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
722
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,329
I THINK IT'S TOO SMALL.
723
00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:05,231
-REALLY?
-YEAH. COME ON.
724
00:31:05,264 --> 00:31:08,034
MR. HORACE,
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT'LL BE
725
00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:10,036
BEFORE YOU GET FINISHED IN HERE?
726
00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:12,905
-WITH THE WHOLE THING?
-YES.
727
00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:16,308
-[ SPEAKING FRENCH ]
728
00:31:16,342 --> 00:31:17,676
-DEUX SEMAINES, MAYBE.
729
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,745
-IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD
DO IT FASTER,
730
00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:22,748
'CAUSE I THINK WE'RE GONNA
NEED THIS ROOM TO HAVE THE BABY.
731
00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:24,483
-THIS HERE?
-YEAH, WHY?
732
00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:26,552
DOES THAT SEEM CRAZY?
-NAH. MAIS NON.
733
00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:29,221
LUCIUS WAS BORN THERE IN
THE OLD HOUSE IN GRAND COTEAU.
734
00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:30,589
-PAS DE PROBLèME?
735
00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:31,757
-[ SPEAKS FRENCH ]
736
00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:32,824
OH, YEAH,
A LITTLE TROUBLE THERE,
737
00:31:32,858 --> 00:31:33,926
BECAUSE THEY CALLED THE POLICE.
738
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,129
MARIE SCREAMING 36 HOURS.
739
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:39,098
-36 HOURS?
-36 HOURS?
740
00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,799
OH, BLESS HER HEART.
741
00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:43,469
DON'T WORRY, HONEY.
-OH, MOM.
742
00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:45,204
-HONEY, Y-YOU -- IT WON'T...
[ DOOR OPENS ]
743
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,872
HI, GUYS. SAY HI TO MR. HORACE.
744
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,040
-HEY, MONSIEUR HORACE.
745
00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:49,875
WHAT'S UP, LUC?
746
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,610
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME?
747
00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:54,380
-WELL, THEY GAVE US
A HALF A DAY OFF OF WORK
748
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,615
BECAUSE ALL THE GUYS IN
THE OFFICE ARE GOING TAILGATING.
749
00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:57,984
-OKAY. WHATEVER.
750
00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:00,786
I THINK WE'RE GONNA
HAVE THE BABY IN HERE.
751
00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,388
-REALLY?
-YEAH.
752
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:03,555
HE'S GONNA
CLEAN IT UP AND EVERYTHING,
753
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:04,957
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE BABY
IN HERE.
754
00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:06,458
-FANTASTIC IDEA.
-REALLY?
755
00:32:06,492 --> 00:32:07,759
-YEAH. AMAZING.
756
00:32:07,793 --> 00:32:10,629
-I GOT PAPERWORK TO DO,
SO I'LL SEE YOU ALL LATER.
757
00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:12,531
-OKAY.
-TAKE CARE, MONSIEUR HORACE.
758
00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,100
[ DOOR OPENS ]
759
00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:17,403
-SHE KNOWS.
760
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,305
[ SIGHS ]
I SHOULD JUST TELL HER.
761
00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:20,772
-NOT IF SHE'S GONNA
FILL YOUR HEAD
762
00:32:20,806 --> 00:32:22,041
WITH DOUBT AND FEAR, DICKIE.
763
00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:24,510
-YEAH,
ALONG WITH ANGER AND VIOLENCE.
764
00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,979
-AW, SHE'LL ACTUALLY PROBABLY BE
PROUD OF YOU.
765
00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:29,015
YOU OUGHT TO BE PROUD
OF YOURSELF, MAN.
766
00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:32,985
-[ SIGHS ] I'LL BE PROUD WHEN
THE MONEY'S BACK IN THE BANK.
767
00:32:33,019 --> 00:32:35,887
-HERE SHE COMES.
768
00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:37,089
-WHERE ARE WE GONNA PUT THAT?
769
00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:38,357
-THAT'LL COME.
770
00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:42,394
WHAT WE NEED IS AN INTERN.
771
00:32:42,428 --> 00:32:43,362
-SO, WAIT.
772
00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:45,931
YOU GUYS ARE BOTH DOCTORS?
773
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,566
-YEAH.
-NO.
774
00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:49,835
-WELL, WHY ARE WE MEETING
IN A COFFEE SHOP?
775
00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:51,170
-THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUESTION.
776
00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:53,272
WE'RE BETWEEN OFFICES RIGHT NOW.
777
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:56,942
BUT IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU'RE
A BIOLOGY-PREMED MAJOR.
778
00:32:57,776 --> 00:33:01,880
WELL --
WELL, WE'LL HAVE ONE SOON.
779
00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:05,517
CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING
TO WORK WITH THAT EVERY DAY?
780
00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:07,253
NEGATIVE ATTITUDE.
781
00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:10,489
-EDDIE, IN THE PAPER FOR THE AD,
782
00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,591
DID YOU SAY
WE WERE BOTH DOCTORS?
783
00:33:12,624 --> 00:33:14,593
-MAYBE.
784
00:33:14,626 --> 00:33:17,629
-I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU
DID NOT REFER TO ME AS A DOCTOR.
785
00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,498
I DON'T WANT TO SOUND NEGATIVE,
BUT --
786
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,633
-OH, NO, THAT'S NOT NEGATIVE.
YOU'RE MARKETING AND MANAGEMENT.
787
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:22,801
I'M THE DOCTOR.
788
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,937
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE
THE CONTACT PERSON
789
00:33:25,971 --> 00:33:27,673
FOR THESE REAL-ESTATE PEOPLE.
790
00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:31,210
THEY TEND NOT TO LIKE TO SEE
"EX-CON" ON AN APPLICATION.
791
00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:33,279
-YEAH, [SIGHS] ABOUT THAT.
792
00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:35,481
I NEED YOU TO BE
STRAIGHT UP WITH ME.
793
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:38,584
DID YOU DO IT?
794
00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:40,319
-[ SIGHS ]
795
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,554
TECHNICALLY, YEAH.
796
00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,390
BUT NOT FOR MONEY.
797
00:33:44,423 --> 00:33:48,060
I MEAN, IN THAT WAY,
I GUESS I'M INNOCENT,
798
00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:50,629
BUT I WAS
JUST IN THE WRONG PLACE --
799
00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:52,064
-DR. GUIDRY? DR. LeBLANC?
800
00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:54,100
[ SIGHS ]
801
00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:55,367
I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE.
802
00:33:55,401 --> 00:33:56,868
I'M USUALLY NEVER LATE.
803
00:33:56,902 --> 00:33:58,270
I'M ALWAYS ON TIME.
-IT'S -- IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
804
00:33:58,304 --> 00:33:59,471
-YOU SURE?
-SURE.
805
00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:01,273
-'CAUSE, I MEAN,
I WAS FREAKING OUT.
806
00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:03,075
I MEAN, I WASN'T FREAKING OUT,
FREAKING OUT,
807
00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:04,410
BUT I MEAN --
-DO YOU HAVE A C.V.?
808
00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:07,346
-WAS I SUPPOSED TO GET TESTED
FOR THAT?
809
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:10,249
-CURRICULUM VITAE -- A RéSUMé.
810
00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:12,518
-OH, A RéSUMé.
811
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,520
[ SIGHS ] UH, NO.
812
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:16,355
-WHAT'S THE PRESCRIPTION
ON THOSE GLASSES?
813
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,824
-DO THEY HAVE LENSES?
814
00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:20,259
-OKAY, UM...
815
00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:22,694
-DO YOU HAVE
ANY HEALTHCARE EXPERIENCE?
816
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:23,495
-NO.
817
00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:27,899
-MANAGEMENT? CLERICAL? ANYTHING?
818
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:32,804
-OH, I TOOK A -- I TOOK
A MARKETING CLASS LAST SEMESTER.
819
00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:34,039
AND...
820
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,841
OH, I-I WORKED FOR MY DAD
LAST SUMMER.
821
00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:36,842
-DOING WHAT?
822
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,777
-UM, COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE.
823
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,879
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
824
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:44,150
-YEAH, THIS IS GOOD.
WE DON'T WANT TO BEEN IN THIS.
825
00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:46,785
THIS ISN'T EXACTLY
A PRESENTABLE VEHICLE.
826
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:49,020
-ALL RIGHT. I HEAR YOU.
827
00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:52,291
SO...DO WE EVEN HAVE A NAME?
828
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,226
-[ SIGHS ] NO.
829
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:57,062
HARMONIC DIAGNO--
WE DON'T HAVE TO STICK WITH IT.
830
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,398
JUST SOMETHING
WE SHOULD TELL HIM.
831
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,333
-HARMONIC FAMILY DIAGNOSTICS.
832
00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:02,568
-THERE YOU GO.
833
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:03,702
-YEAH. YOU READY?
834
00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:04,703
-YEAH.
835
00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:07,673
-LET'S GO, MAN.
836
00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:11,076
-THIS THE PLACE?
837
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,412
-THAT'S THE ADDRESS
DAWN GAVE US.
838
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,214
-HEY, SORRY WE'RE LATE.
839
00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:16,548
WE WERE JUST WALKING
AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
840
00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:18,016
MAKING SURE IT WAS RIGHT FOR US.
841
00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:20,452
-DR. GUIDRY, THIS IS MY FATHER,
JAMES BRUSSARD.
842
00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:23,189
-DR. EDWARD GUIDRY,
HARMONIC FAMILY DIAGNOSTICS.
843
00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:24,723
THIS IS MY PARTNER,
RICHARD LeBLANC.
844
00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:26,425
HE HANDLES
MARKETING AND MANAGEMENT.
845
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:27,659
-IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU, SIR.
846
00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:28,994
-OKAY,
LET ME SHOW YOU ALL AROUND.
847
00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:30,462
-ALL RIGHT.
848
00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:34,233
-ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT
SOME PATIENT BATHROOMS HERE.
849
00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:36,702
YOU GOT
SOME SECRETARIAL ROOM THERE.
850
00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:40,439
YOU GOT EXAMINING ROOMS
ALL UP AND DOWN HERE.
851
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,608
AND RIGHT HERE -- X-RAY.
852
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:45,644
LEAD WALLS.
853
00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:47,213
ALL RIGHT, WE GOT MORE TO SEE.
854
00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:49,080
COME ON, GUYS. ALL RIGHT.
855
00:35:49,114 --> 00:35:51,950
LOOK,
YOU GOT ALL THIS NICE WALLPAPER.
856
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,920
EXAMINATION ROOMS.
857
00:35:58,390 --> 00:35:59,925
YOU GOT FURNITURE
AND FILING CABINETS.
858
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,927
USE IT, OR WE CAN MOVE IT --
WHATEVER YOU NEED.
859
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,763
YOU GOT BOOKKEEPING
AND BILLING IN HERE.
860
00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:05,631
-OOH!
861
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:08,133
DAD, CAN WE USE THE FAUX FLORA?
862
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,535
-SURE, DARLING.
863
00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:13,639
THEN YOU HAVE
A DOCTOR'S ENTRANCE THIS WAY.
864
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:16,342
THE NORTH WING WE USED
FOR ORTHOPEDIC MEDICINE.
865
00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:19,511
THE SOUTH WING WAS
MAINLY THE INTERNAL MEDICINE.
866
00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:22,514
THE FIRST AND THE SECOND
FLOOR -- SAME FLOOR PLAN.
867
00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:25,083
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GONNA SUIT Y'ALL BETTER.
868
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:26,585
-BOTH. I LIKE THEM BOTH.
869
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:28,920
-EDDIE.
870
00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:30,222
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
871
00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:32,991
MR. BRUSSARD,
GIVE US A MOMENT, PLEASE.
872
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,393
-SURE. NOT A PROBLEM.
873
00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:37,162
-DUDE,
AREN'T WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS?
874
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,664
-WELL, YEAH. LET'S TALK.
875
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,099
-OKAY, FIRST OFF,
I NEED YOU TO SLOW DOWN.
876
00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:42,434
THIS THING IS HUGE.
877
00:36:42,468 --> 00:36:44,670
YOU'RE WANTING TO RENT OUT
THE WHOLE MALL
878
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,171
WHEN ALL WE NEED IS A KIOSK.
879
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,541
-IF I WANTED A KIOSK, I'D SELL
SUNGLASSES FOR A LIVING.
880
00:36:49,575 --> 00:36:51,743
THIS IS WHERE WE'RE GOING.
IT'S PERFECT.
881
00:36:51,777 --> 00:36:53,445
WE GOT PLENTY OF ROOM TO GROW.
-[ SIGHS ]
882
00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:55,247
-WE DON'T WANT TO FAIL
BECAUSE WE COULDN'T KEEP UP
883
00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:56,615
WITH EXPANSION, DO YOU?
884
00:36:56,648 --> 00:36:58,417
-YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS
JUST A BIT OVERBOARD?
885
00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:00,452
-WELL, YOU COULD CHOOSE
TO BELIEVE THAT,
886
00:37:00,486 --> 00:37:02,421
BUT I'M NOT MAKING
THAT DISTINCTION.
887
00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:03,722
-WE CANNOT AFFORD THIS.
888
00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:06,425
-LOOK, W-WE WOULD LIKE
TO HAVE IT OCCUPIED,
889
00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,227
AND A MEDICAL FACILITY WOULD BE
A REALLY GOOD FIT,
890
00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:11,062
ESPECIALLY IF Y'ALL EMPLOYED
DAWN.
891
00:37:11,096 --> 00:37:13,932
I TELL YOU WHAT.
892
00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:15,401
I'LL THROW IN THE UTILITIES,
893
00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:18,704
AND THE FIRST THREE MONTHS' RENT
IS FREE.
894
00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:24,209
-YOU KNOW,
THESE ACADIANA CAJUNS,
895
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,077
IF ANYBODY CAN TAKE A LICKING
AND KEEP ON TICKING,
896
00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,713
IT IS THE CAJUNS.
897
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,615
LOOK AT THE HIT THAT SAVOIR
RECEIVED FROM DARREN.
898
00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:31,182
-GUY HAD A CONCUSSION.
-YEP.
899
00:37:31,216 --> 00:37:32,618
-THEY DIDN'T KNOW
IF HE'D EVEN MAKE THIS GAME.
900
00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:34,686
NOT ONLY IS HE
MAKING THE GAME.
901
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,588
HE'S STARTING IN IT.
HE'S RARING TO GO.
YOU CAN'T STOP THESE GUYS.
902
00:37:36,622 --> 00:37:38,089
-NO, THIS IS
WHAT THEY LIVE FOR.
903
00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:39,691
-YOU GOT TO IMAGINE
HE'S BEEN SEEING THIS.
904
00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:40,959
THIS HAS BEEN
ALL OVER THE INTERNET,
905
00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,294
THAT HIT WITH VARRO.
906
00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:43,962
THAT WAS
JUST SUCH A TREMENDOUS HIT.
907
00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:46,131
HE HAD THE CONCUSSION,
AND SOMEHOW,
908
00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:49,601
HE'S GONNA BOUNCE BACK FROM IT,
BUT HE'S GOT TO BOUNCE BACK
909
00:37:49,635 --> 00:37:51,937
BECAUSE IT'S
NATIONAL-CHAMPIONSHIP TIME.
910
00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,705
-WELL, YOU KNOW,
YOU GOT THESE GUYS
911
00:37:53,739 --> 00:37:55,173
THAT PRACTICE AND PRACTICE
AND PRACTICE EVERY DAY,
912
00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:56,975
NEVER HAD ANY IDEA
THAT THEY'D BE PLAYING
913
00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:58,910
IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP,
AND HERE THEY ARE,
914
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,612
REALLY STEPPING IT
ON THE STARTING
915
00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:02,414
DEFENSIVE-LINEBACKER CORE
RIGHT NOW
916
00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:03,849
FOR THE ACADIANA CAJUNS.
917
00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:07,218
-HONEY, IF YOU USE THIS,
NO ONE WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
918
00:38:07,252 --> 00:38:08,620
-FINE.
919
00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:10,456
-I'M HAPPY TO TEACH YOU
TO MAKE IT FROM SCRATCH.
920
00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:13,325
IT JUST --
IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO COOK.
921
00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:15,260
-IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S DICKIE.
922
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,928
HE'S BEEN ACTING REALLY WEIRD,
923
00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:19,365
AND HE HASN'T BEEN SLEEPING
AT ALL.
924
00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:22,434
-HONEY,
HE'S ABOUT TO BE A PARENT.
925
00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:24,736
THAT'S A LOT TO THINK ABOUT.
926
00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:27,172
HE'S PROBABLY NERVOUS
AS ALL GET-OUT.
927
00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:30,742
I'M SURE YOU AND THE BABY ARE
ALL THAT'S ON HIS MIND.
928
00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,744
-AND PORN.
929
00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:36,081
I CAUGHT HIM LOOKING AT PORN.
930
00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:38,817
-HMM.
931
00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:41,019
UM [SIGHS]
932
00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,555
-WELL, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
SINCE, YOU KNOW,
933
00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:45,123
YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER?
-[ SIGHS ]
934
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:46,124
A WHILE.
935
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,926
IT'S NOT LIKE IT USED TO BE.
936
00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:51,463
WITH THE BABY RIGHT THERE
AND ALL, IT'S JUST GOTTEN WEIRD.
937
00:38:51,497 --> 00:38:53,465
-YOU KNOW, HONEY,
THAT CAN HAPPEN.
938
00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:54,700
YOU GOT THE HORMONES.
939
00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:56,602
THERE'S A LOT GOING ON
DOWN THERE.
940
00:38:56,635 --> 00:38:59,638
-I WOULD NOT WORRY ABOUT IT.
-MM.
941
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,239
-ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WE NEED?
942
00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:02,741
-SOME PUDDING.
943
00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:07,045
-ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GET
SOME CHOCOLATE PUDDING.
944
00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:09,781
YOU'RE NOT THINKING
HE'S FOOLING AROUND, ARE YOU?
945
00:39:09,815 --> 00:39:11,450
-DICKIE? NO WAY.
946
00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:12,751
-GOOD.
947
00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:15,053
-WHY? DO YOU THINK
HE'S FOOLING AROUND?
948
00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:16,488
-HEAVENS NO.
949
00:39:16,522 --> 00:39:18,256
I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU WERE THINKING THAT,
950
00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:19,324
WHICH YOU SHOULD NOT BE.
951
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,926
DON'T GO THERE. THAT'S POISON.
952
00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:24,763
THAT'S THE KIND OF THINKING
THAT CAN MAKE A PERSON SICK.
953
00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:27,399
I'M SORRY I EVEN BROUGHT IT UP.
954
00:39:27,433 --> 00:39:29,901
WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T CONFRONT HIM ABOUT IT.
955
00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:32,938
THAT'S NOT GONNA DO
EITHER ONE OF YOU ANY GOOD.
956
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,010
[ MID-TEMPO JAZZ PLAYS ]
957
00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,569
-[ GASPS ] HEY, BOO.
958
00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:08,607
[ GIGGLING ]
959
00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:27,793
-PLEASE TELL ME
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
960
00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:30,261
-I'VE BEEN STUDYING THIS
FOR OVER SIX MONTHS.
961
00:40:30,295 --> 00:40:31,262
I GUESS I DO.
962
00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:32,598
-WAS IT THAT MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE
963
00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,566
JUST TO GET THEM TO COME
AND SET IT UP?
964
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,067
-THIS IS AN EDUCATION.
-OHH.
965
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:38,804
-THE BEST WAY WE'RE GONNA
GET TO KNOW THIS MACHINE IS
966
00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:41,106
BY SETTING IT UP,
PUTTING IT TOGETHER OURSELVES.
967
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:44,576
DAWN, HAND ME A SCREWDRIVER,
PLEASE.
968
00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:46,044
-SCREWDRIVER?
969
00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:48,514
-[ SIGHS ] OH, LORD.
970
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:52,083
AW, SHIT.
971
00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:09,501
OHH.
972
00:41:09,535 --> 00:41:10,669
GOD DAMN.
973
00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:12,704
-HOLD THE ORB OVER THE ABDOMEN.
974
00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:15,406
PLACE HANDS FIRMLY ON THE ORB.
975
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,742
[ MACHINERY WHIRRING ]
976
00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,176
GOOD. OKAY,
NOW KEEP YOUR FINGERS THERE.
977
00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:20,579
ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA
ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS.
978
00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,280
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO FIVE --
979
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:25,984
ONE BEING THE WORST, FIVE BEING
THE BEST, ALL RIGHT? --
980
00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:28,787
HOW WOULD YOU RATE
YOUR OVERALL HEALTH?
981
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:32,658
-WELL, DOCTOR,
MOST DAYS ARE GOOD.
982
00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:34,125
[ MACHINERY BEEPING ]
983
00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,161
BUT SOME DAYS I JUST FEEL LIKE
I'M FALLING APART.
984
00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:38,363
LIKE, ESPECIALLY IF MY DAD
REALLY IS --
985
00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:39,497
-ONE TO FIVE, PLEASE.
986
00:41:39,531 --> 00:41:40,498
-OH, RIGHT. SORRY.
987
00:41:40,532 --> 00:41:45,537
UH, I GUESS ABOUT A...
988
00:41:45,571 --> 00:41:47,172
THREE.
989
00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:48,574
-WHAT'S IT DOING?
990
00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:51,176
-WELL, I'M ASKING HER SOME
QUESTIONS OFF OF THIS SURVEY,
991
00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:52,544
AND WHILE I'M DOING THAT,
992
00:41:52,578 --> 00:41:54,846
THE ORB GENERATES
A MAGNETIC RESONANCE.
993
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:58,950
AND THEN IT READS IT
THROUGH THAT MACHINE
994
00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:00,952
AS IF IT'S PHYSICAL STIMULI
TO THE BODY,
995
00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:03,021
AND THEN WE GET A
N INTERPRETATION HERE.
996
00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:05,456
-OKAY, SO, WE'RE CONCENTRATING
ON STRESSORS.
997
00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:06,758
-BUT WE CAN BALANCE IT OUT
998
00:42:06,792 --> 00:42:08,393
WITH MEDICATION.
-OKAY.
999
00:42:08,426 --> 00:42:15,901
-RIGHT NOW I WANT TO CLOSE THIS
AND GET TO THE GOOD STUFF.
1000
00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:20,438
LOAD PATIENT
RICHARD LeBLANC URINE.
1001
00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:21,940
RUN ANALYSIS.
1002
00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:24,142
[ UPBEAT ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYS ]
1003
00:42:40,826 --> 00:42:43,829
-DR. GUIDRY,
CAN WE ANALYZE MY PEE?
1004
00:42:43,862 --> 00:42:45,263
-WE'RE GONNA ANALYZE
EVERYBODY'S PEE.
1005
00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:47,232
-OH, YEAH?
EVERYBODY'S IN THE WHOLE WORLD?
1006
00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:48,233
[ GIGGLES ]
1007
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:49,635
-THAT'S THE IDEA.
1008
00:42:49,668 --> 00:42:52,237
ON THE WHOLE INTERWEB AT LEAST.
1009
00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:53,404
-[ GIGGLES ]
1010
00:42:53,438 --> 00:42:56,041
[ Laughing ] OH.
1011
00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:58,977
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-[ GIGGLES ]
1012
00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:00,478
-HAVE A DRINK WITH US, RICHARD.
1013
00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:04,349
-OH, YEAH.
1014
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:06,117
-WE DID IT.
1015
00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:07,285
-AH!
1016
00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:08,920
-WELL, TO THE HEALING ARTS.
1017
00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:09,721
-UH-HUH.
1018
00:43:09,755 --> 00:43:11,056
-YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME, HUH?
1019
00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:11,857
-OH!
1020
00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:14,626
-THERE YOU GO. THAT'S FUNNY.
1021
00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:16,161
-AW. [ GIGGLES ]
1022
00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:17,195
-I GOT TO GO.
1023
00:43:17,228 --> 00:43:21,366
-NO, REALLY,
CAN WE ANALYZE MY PEE?
1024
00:43:21,399 --> 00:43:22,467
[ DRUM PLAYS ]
1025
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:25,003
-* YOU DON'T
1026
00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:27,472
* THINK ABOUT ME
1027
00:43:27,505 --> 00:43:29,775
* YOU TALK
1028
00:43:29,808 --> 00:43:32,944
* BUT YOU DON'T SEE
1029
00:43:32,978 --> 00:43:36,314
* WHAT KIND OF MARKETING
1030
00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:39,350
DO YOU DO AT 11:00 AT NIGHT?
1031
00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:41,386
-I KNOW. ALL RIGHT?
1032
00:43:41,419 --> 00:43:43,321
I'M TRYING MY BEST.
1033
00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:44,956
THAT'S ALL I GOT.
1034
00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:48,093
[ FOOTSTEPS DEPART ]
1035
00:44:01,873 --> 00:44:03,909
[ DRUMS BEATING HEAVILY ]
1036
00:44:03,942 --> 00:44:05,911
-* YOU DON'T
1037
00:44:05,944 --> 00:44:07,913
* THINK ABOUT ME
1038
00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:09,848
* YOU TALK
1039
00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:12,350
* BUT YOU DON'T SEE
1040
00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:13,819
* WHAT KIND OF...
1041
00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:17,255
-OKAY, SCALE OF ONE TO FIVE,
FIVE BEING THE MOST,
1042
00:44:17,288 --> 00:44:20,325
WHAT'S YOUR STRESS LEVEL
RIGHT NOW?
1043
00:44:20,358 --> 00:44:21,392
-[ SIGHS ]
1044
00:44:21,426 --> 00:44:23,028
UH, YOU WANT --
YOU WANT THE TRUTH,
1045
00:44:23,061 --> 00:44:24,763
OR YOU WANT ME TO BE POSITIVE?
1046
00:44:24,796 --> 00:44:28,834
-I WANT THE TRUTH
TO BE POSITIVE.
1047
00:44:28,867 --> 00:44:31,269
IF YOU WANT TO MANIFEST
A POSITIVE DESTINY,
1048
00:44:31,302 --> 00:44:35,006
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE
POSITIVE, REALLY BE POSITIVE.
1049
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,942
-WHAT --
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
1050
00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:38,176
-TELL ME THE TRUTH.
1051
00:44:38,209 --> 00:44:40,111
-[ SIGHS ]
1052
00:44:40,145 --> 00:44:41,246
OKAY.
1053
00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:43,048
-ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
I GOT THE CAMERA.
1054
00:44:43,081 --> 00:44:45,016
BUT I SWEAR, IF ANYTHING HAPPENS
TO THIS, MY DAD'S GONNA KILL ME.
1055
00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:46,351
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I HAVE IT.
1056
00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:47,152
-YOU ROLLING?
1057
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:48,887
-I'M ROLLING.
-OKAY.
1058
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,655
-I NEED INTENSITY.
-OKAY. GOOD.
1059
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,323
-MOTIVATION. BRING IT.
1060
00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:56,728
-HI. I'M DR. EDWARD GUIDRY FROM
HARMONIC FAMILY DIAGNOSTICS.
1061
00:44:56,762 --> 00:45:00,732
SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD ABOUT
THE EXCITING HARMONIC IR 3000
1062
00:45:00,766 --> 00:45:03,935
AND ITS NEW BREAKTHROUGHS...
IN WELLNESS,
1063
00:45:03,969 --> 00:45:07,005
USING QUANTUM PHYSICS
AND GSR TECHNOLOGY.
1064
00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:09,841
THE IR 3000 SENDS
DIGITAL WAVE FORMS
1065
00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:13,544
TO T-THE BODY
WITH FLUCTUATIONS...
1066
00:45:13,578 --> 00:45:17,082
AS WELL AS MOVING PARTICLES.
1067
00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:18,383
-UH, CUT.
1068
00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:20,819
-ALL I'M DOING IS
JUST WHAT THEY SAY TO DO.
1069
00:45:20,852 --> 00:45:21,820
-YOU NEED
TO GET TO THE PISS PART.
1070
00:45:21,853 --> 00:45:24,022
-IT'S TOO TECHNICAL.
1071
00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:25,356
WHERE'S THE SECRET NOW?
1072
00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:26,391
-ROLL.
1073
00:45:26,424 --> 00:45:27,859
-AND ACTION.
1074
00:45:27,893 --> 00:45:30,996
-ONE OF THE MOST EXCITING
ASPECTS OF THE IR 3000
1075
00:45:31,029 --> 00:45:33,398
IS IT CAN FULLY ANALYZE
URINE SAMPLES,
1076
00:45:33,431 --> 00:45:36,802
GIVING YOU THE FREEDOM TO ENJOY
STATE-OF-THE-ART WELLNESS
1077
00:45:36,835 --> 00:45:38,937
IN THE PRIVACY
OF YOUR OWN HOME.
1078
00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:41,039
-SEND IT.
-SEND IT. SEND IT.
1079
00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,808
-E-MAIL...
-IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY.
1080
00:45:42,841 --> 00:45:44,142
157 HITS ISN'T THAT BAD.
1081
00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:45,143
-IT SUCKS.
1082
00:45:45,176 --> 00:45:47,012
-I SENT OUT
THREE SAMPLE KITS TODAY.
1083
00:45:47,045 --> 00:45:49,815
-THIS IS "DR. PHIL" SHIT
WE'RE DOING.
1084
00:45:49,848 --> 00:45:51,082
IT'S NOT WORKING.
1085
00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:52,884
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO VIRAL.
1086
00:45:52,918 --> 00:45:54,652
AND FOR THAT, WE NEED HUMOR.
1087
00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:56,187
-AND HUMILIATION.
1088
00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:57,755
-WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
WITH MEDICINE AND HEALING?
1089
00:45:57,789 --> 00:45:59,757
-IT DOESN'T MATTER.
1090
00:45:59,791 --> 00:46:01,159
LAW OF AVERAGES SAYS
1091
00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:02,861
ONE IN EVERY 11 HITS IS GONNA
BUY SOMETHING.
1092
00:46:02,894 --> 00:46:04,629
WE JUST GOT TO GET THEM
TO THE SITE.
1093
00:46:04,662 --> 00:46:05,864
WE NEED TO GO VIRAL.
1094
00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:07,365
-HE'S RIGHT.
1095
00:46:07,398 --> 00:46:10,168
-IT IS BIGGER IN HERE.
1096
00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:12,938
BUT...WOULD YOU FEEL
COMFORTABLE HERE?
1097
00:46:12,971 --> 00:46:14,372
-YEAH, I MEAN, I GUESS.
1098
00:46:14,405 --> 00:46:15,540
-SURROUNDED BY LOVE?
1099
00:46:15,573 --> 00:46:18,443
-YEAH, SHE'S GONNA BE
SURROUNDED BY LOVE.
1100
00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:19,577
-WHERE'S RICHARD?
1101
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,712
-I DON'T KNOW.
UM, HE'S COMING.
1102
00:46:21,746 --> 00:46:23,014
-[ SIGHS ] OKAY.
1103
00:46:23,048 --> 00:46:25,316
WE GOT TO CLEAR
ALL OF THIS STUFF OUT.
1104
00:46:25,350 --> 00:46:27,352
DO YOU HAVE A TWIN BED
THAT WE CAN MOVE IN HERE?
1105
00:46:27,385 --> 00:46:28,419
-MM-HMM.
-YEAH.
1106
00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:30,221
-MAKE SURE IT'S COVERED
IN PLASTIC.
1107
00:46:30,255 --> 00:46:32,357
THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME BLOOD.
1108
00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:35,193
AND MAYBE SOME BOWLS
FOR THE PLACENTA
1109
00:46:35,226 --> 00:46:37,728
AND IF YOU NEED TO THROW UP
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
1110
00:46:37,762 --> 00:46:42,868
AND MAYBE YOUR MAMA CAN HELP YOU
HANG SOME SHEETS ON THE WALLS.
1111
00:46:42,901 --> 00:46:44,202
-OKAY.
1112
00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:47,072
-AND BURN THIS
WHENEVER YOU GET A CHANCE.
1113
00:46:47,105 --> 00:46:50,408
START GETTING RID
OF THE NEGATIVE ENERGY
1114
00:46:50,441 --> 00:46:51,576
AND BAD SPIRITS.
1115
00:46:51,609 --> 00:46:54,212
I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO CAN CLEANSE THIS PLACE.
1116
00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:55,680
-GOOD.
-ALL RIGHT.
1117
00:46:55,713 --> 00:46:56,814
-THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
1118
00:46:56,848 --> 00:46:58,183
-I'M SORRY. I KNOW I'M LATE.
1119
00:46:58,216 --> 00:46:59,817
-WELL, YOU'RE HERE NOW.
-[ SIGHS ]
1120
00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:01,452
-RICHARD,
I WANT YOU TO MOVE THE TWIN BED
1121
00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:03,821
AND PUT IT RIGHT HERE.
-YES, MA'AM.
1122
00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:05,623
-LET'S START DECORATING
THIS PLACE
1123
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:09,995
WITH WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL
GOOD AND STRONG.
1124
00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:12,530
I WANT YOU TO FIND AN IMAGE,
1125
00:47:12,563 --> 00:47:15,000
SOMETHING
THAT MEANS SOMETHING TO YOU,
1126
00:47:15,033 --> 00:47:16,334
THAT GIVES YOU STRENGTH.
1127
00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:17,768
-[ SIGHS ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
1128
00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:19,337
-WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT
WHAT THAT IS,
1129
00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:21,672
WE'RE GONNA TACK IT
RIGHT THERE ABOVE THE BED.
1130
00:47:21,706 --> 00:47:22,941
-OKAY.
1131
00:47:23,975 --> 00:47:26,811
-HELLO.
1132
00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:29,647
THIS IS SHE.
1133
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:30,916
WHAT?
1134
00:47:38,023 --> 00:47:40,425
JOHN GUIDRY, PLEASE.
1135
00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:41,492
-AND YOU ARE?
1136
00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:42,660
-[ SIGHS ] HIS WIFE.
1137
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:45,696
-PAGING DR. LOCKHEAD
TO SURGERY,
1138
00:47:45,730 --> 00:47:50,468
DR. LOCKHEAD TO SURGERY.
1139
00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:51,802
-HOW'S HE DOING?
1140
00:47:51,836 --> 00:47:53,771
-WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING YET.
1141
00:47:53,804 --> 00:47:55,306
-MS. GUIDRY, DR. BROWN WILL BE
RIGHT WITH YOU.
1142
00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:56,541
IF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY COULD
1143
00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:58,376
STEP RIGHT HERE --
-YOU KNOW WHAT?
1144
00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:01,479
I-I REALLY JUST NEED TO STAY
RIGHT HERE IF YOU DON'T MIND.
1145
00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:02,580
-MOM, COME ON. RELAX.
1146
00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:03,714
-DON'T TELL ME THAT. I--
1147
00:48:03,748 --> 00:48:04,782
-MS. GUIDRY?
1148
00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:06,751
-HOW IS HE?
-HE'S FINE.
1149
00:48:06,784 --> 00:48:08,019
-OH, GOD.
1150
00:48:08,053 --> 00:48:09,054
-CAN I SEE YOU FOR A SECOND,
PLEASE?
1151
00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:11,322
-YES.
-EXCUSE US.
1152
00:48:11,356 --> 00:48:14,059
YOUR HUSBAND BELIEVES
HE SUFFERED A HEART ATTACK.
1153
00:48:14,092 --> 00:48:15,260
-OH, MY GOD.
1154
00:48:15,293 --> 00:48:16,894
-BUT THERE'S NO EVIDENCE
TO SUPPORT THAT.
1155
00:48:16,928 --> 00:48:18,129
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1156
00:48:18,163 --> 00:48:19,697
-WELL, WE RAN
A NUMBER OF TESTS --
1157
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:22,800
CBC, CHEST X-RAY, TROPONIN --
1158
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:23,834
AND THEY'VE ALL
COME UP NEGATIVE.
1159
00:48:23,868 --> 00:48:25,370
-SO...
1160
00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:26,904
-THERE'S NO HISTORY
OF HEART DISEASE IN HIS FAMILY.
1161
00:48:26,938 --> 00:48:28,273
-NO.
1162
00:48:28,306 --> 00:48:29,740
-SO, INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVE
AN EPISODE LIKE THIS
1163
00:48:29,774 --> 00:48:31,276
ARE USUALLY, UH, EXPERIENCING
1164
00:48:31,309 --> 00:48:33,611
SOME SENSE OF ANXIETY OR PANIC.
1165
00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:35,280
-PANIC?
-YES.
1166
00:48:35,313 --> 00:48:37,182
HAS HE BEEN
UNDER A LOT OF STRESS AT HOME?
1167
00:48:37,215 --> 00:48:40,151
-WELL, WE'VE BEEN DOING
SOME RENOVATION, OR TRYING TO,
1168
00:48:40,185 --> 00:48:42,653
AND, YEAH,
THAT'S BEEN KIND OF STRESSFUL.
1169
00:48:42,687 --> 00:48:44,722
-ANYTHING ELSE?
1170
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:47,892
-WELL, HE WAS LAID OFF, AND...
1171
00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:51,796
IT'S A LONG STORY, BUT, YEAH,
T-T-THAT'S BEEN A BIG DEAL.
1172
00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:53,364
-RIGHT. THAT COULD DO IT.
1173
00:48:53,398 --> 00:48:55,700
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS
WE'RE GONNA KEEP HIM OVERNIGHT,
1174
00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:57,168
AND WE'RE GOING TO MONITOR HIM
1175
00:48:57,202 --> 00:48:58,836
AND THEN GIVE HIM A STRESS TEST
IN THE MORNING.
1176
00:48:58,869 --> 00:49:00,771
BUT QUITE HONESTLY,
I THINK HE'S GONNA BE JUST FINE.
1177
00:49:00,805 --> 00:49:01,772
-OH.
1178
00:49:01,806 --> 00:49:03,674
THANK YOU.
1179
00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:05,210
-[ CHUCKLES ] YOU'RE WELCOME.
-CAN I SEE HIM?
1180
00:49:05,243 --> 00:49:06,744
-ABSOLUTELY.
HE'S, UH, UP THERE IN ROOM SIX.
1181
00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:07,979
-ROOM SIX.
1182
00:49:08,013 --> 00:49:10,515
-OKAY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
-YOU'RE WELCOME.
1183
00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:12,217
-HEY, DOC,
I'M JOHN GUIDRY'S SON.
1184
00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:14,085
-HI.
-I PRACTICE MEDICINE, TOO.
1185
00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:15,686
-OH, OKAY, WELL,
I CAN GET YOU HIS X-RAYS,
1186
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:16,887
AND I JUST GOT
HIS SECOND TROPONIN BACK,
1187
00:49:16,921 --> 00:49:18,123
AND THEN I CAN --
1188
00:49:18,156 --> 00:49:19,757
-OH, I'M ACTUALLY
IN ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE.
1189
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,126
-OKAY.
-HARMONIC RESONANCE,
1190
00:49:21,159 --> 00:49:22,893
BIOFEEDBACK --
YOU'VE HEARD OF IT.
1191
00:49:22,927 --> 00:49:25,696
-MORE HOMEOPATHIC REMEDIES?
1192
00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:27,032
-THAT'S PART OF IT, YEAH,
1193
00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,566
BUT IT'S MUCH BIGGER THAN THAT,
REALLY.
1194
00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:30,035
-[ CHUCKLES ] I GUESS
I HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT.
1195
00:49:30,068 --> 00:49:31,302
-YEAH, IT'S CUTTING-EDGE STUFF.
1196
00:49:31,336 --> 00:49:32,670
LISTEN, YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE
1197
00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:34,539
ANY EXTRA URINE-SPECIMEN
CONTAINERS LAYING AROUND,
1198
00:49:34,572 --> 00:49:35,606
WOULD YOU?
1199
00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:38,676
-HEY, HONEY.
1200
00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:40,111
[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
1201
00:49:40,145 --> 00:49:41,479
HOW YOU FEELING?
1202
00:49:41,512 --> 00:49:43,281
-[ SIGHS ]
1203
00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:46,017
-HEY, DAD.
DON'T GO DYING ON US, ALL RIGHT?
1204
00:49:46,051 --> 00:49:47,585
-[ SIGHS ]
-YOU COMING HOME TOMORROW?
1205
00:49:47,618 --> 00:49:48,719
-I HOPE SO.
1206
00:49:48,753 --> 00:49:51,756
-[ Loudly ]
HEY, MR. JOHN, IT'S DICKIE.
1207
00:49:51,789 --> 00:49:53,758
-HE CAN HEAR YOU.
1208
00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:56,627
-[ Normal voice ]
GOT THAT BIG GAME COMING UP.
1209
00:49:56,661 --> 00:49:57,762
THE CAJUNS NEED YOU.
1210
00:49:57,795 --> 00:49:58,763
-DADDY. YOU OKAY?
1211
00:49:58,796 --> 00:50:00,565
-SO THEY SAY.
1212
00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:02,800
-I THINK
THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD DOCTOR.
1213
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,402
I REALLY LIKED HIM.
1214
00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:08,073
-YEAH, BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE A GOOD
GRASP ON MODERN TECHNOLOGY.
1215
00:50:08,106 --> 00:50:10,275
-OKAY, I THINK WE SHOULD
LET YOUR FATHER REST.
1216
00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:12,377
HE'S GOT A BIG STRESS TEST
IN THE MORNING.
1217
00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:15,946
-AND YOU BETTER GET YOUR
STRESSED ASS BACK HOME, OKAY?
1218
00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:18,116
-HOW'S YOUR BLADDER?
1219
00:50:18,149 --> 00:50:20,318
THINK YOU CAN
GIVE ME SOME IN HERE?
1220
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:24,055
-EVERYBODY OUT.
I'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND.
1221
00:50:24,089 --> 00:50:26,724
-Okay, John.
1222
00:50:28,893 --> 00:50:30,561
I TALKED WITH THE DOCTOR.
1223
00:50:30,595 --> 00:50:36,201
AND HE SAID [SIGHS] HE THOUGHT
YOU WERE SUFFERING FROM ANXIETY
1224
00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:40,538
AND MAYBE HAD A PANIC ATTACK.
1225
00:50:40,571 --> 00:50:44,375
AND I KNOW YOU DO NOT LIKE
TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS.
1226
00:50:44,409 --> 00:50:46,444
BUT IT COULD REALLY HELP.
1227
00:50:47,645 --> 00:50:51,116
[ SIGHS ] I'M HERE FOR YOU.
WE'RE ALL HERE YOU.
1228
00:50:51,149 --> 00:50:54,685
PLEASE, COULD YOU JUST TRY?
1229
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:56,887
-[ CRYING ]
1230
00:50:56,921 --> 00:50:58,589
I CAN'T.
1231
00:50:58,623 --> 00:51:01,192
-YES...YOU...CAN.
1232
00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:05,796
JUST TRY, PLEASE.
1233
00:51:07,031 --> 00:51:10,835
THINK YOU CAN DO THIS FOR EDDIE?
1234
00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,241
[ PATS SHOULDER ]
1235
00:51:16,274 --> 00:51:19,177
GET SOME REST.
1236
00:51:32,723 --> 00:51:35,793
-[ SIGHS ]
1237
00:51:41,399 --> 00:51:43,668
[ MID-TEMPO JAZZ PLAYS ]
1238
00:51:53,878 --> 00:51:58,048
[ MACHINERY HISSING ]
1239
00:51:58,082 --> 00:52:00,418
[ COMPUTER BEEPING RAPIDLY ]
1240
00:52:05,223 --> 00:52:07,392
[ MACHINERY WHIRS ]
1241
00:52:08,226 --> 00:52:10,628
[ MACHINERY WHIRRING ]
1242
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,535
[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]
1243
00:52:28,413 --> 00:52:30,248
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1244
00:52:30,281 --> 00:52:31,916
-I'M WORKING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1245
00:52:31,949 --> 00:52:33,218
-I SAW THE LIGHTS WERE ON.
1246
00:52:33,251 --> 00:52:34,519
AND I KIND OF NEED A RIDE.
1247
00:52:34,552 --> 00:52:37,555
-WELL, I DON'T HAVE A CAR.
1248
00:52:37,588 --> 00:52:39,156
YOU CAN HANG OUT IF YOU WANT.
1249
00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:41,459
-OKAY.
1250
00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:44,161
[ Chanting ]
TWO BITS. FOUR BITS.
1251
00:52:44,195 --> 00:52:46,964
SIX BITS. A DOLLAR.
1252
00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:49,667
ALL FOR THE CAJUNS.
1253
00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:52,203
[ Weakly ] STAND UP AND HOLLER.
1254
00:52:52,237 --> 00:52:53,604
-YAY.
1255
00:52:53,638 --> 00:52:57,275
-[ Slurring ]
DR. GUIDRY, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
1256
00:52:57,308 --> 00:53:00,245
TO ONE OF THOSE PEP RALLIES?
1257
00:53:00,278 --> 00:53:02,980
GOD, THEY'RE SO LAME!
1258
00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:05,850
I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG --
I LOVE FOOTBALL.
1259
00:53:05,883 --> 00:53:06,884
JUST KIDDING.
1260
00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:08,686
[ CHUCKLES ]
I ACTUALLY HATE FOOTBALL.
1261
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,222
I JUST -- THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU,
1262
00:53:11,256 --> 00:53:13,224
SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN
ON MY MIND,
1263
00:53:13,258 --> 00:53:14,592
SOMETHING THAT I FEEL LIKE
1264
00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:18,195
I NEED TO MANIFEST
MY OWN INTENTION.
1265
00:53:18,229 --> 00:53:20,398
-GO AHEAD. DO IT.
-OKAY.
1266
00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:24,602
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
1267
00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:28,439
Harmonicfamilydiagnostics.com
SUCKS.
1268
00:53:28,473 --> 00:53:31,576
I MEAN, IT'S NOT CATCHY.
IT'S A MOUTHFUL.
1269
00:53:31,609 --> 00:53:33,378
IT'S NOT FUN. IT SUCKS.
1270
00:53:33,411 --> 00:53:34,712
-SO YOU DON'T LIKE THE NAME.
1271
00:53:34,745 --> 00:53:36,414
-[ Chuckling ]
NO, I DON'T LIKE THE NAME.
1272
00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:38,416
-WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
1273
00:53:38,449 --> 00:53:41,185
-I WAS THINKING...
1274
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:45,423
youreincharge.org.
1275
00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:47,858
-YOU'RE IN CHARGE?
-YEAH. LIKE "URINE."
1276
00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:50,795
LIKE "YOU ARE IN," BUT LIKE
"URINE," LIKE -- LIKE PISS.
1277
00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:53,931
LIKE, "PISS IN THIS CUP,
AND WE'LL DO OUR THING,
1278
00:53:53,964 --> 00:53:56,233
WE'LL ANALYZE IT,
AND YOU CAN FINALLY TAKE CHARGE
1279
00:53:56,267 --> 00:53:57,902
OF YOUR HEALTH FOR ONCE,"
YOU KNOW?
1280
00:53:57,935 --> 00:53:59,270
-BUT WHY NOT .com?
1281
00:53:59,304 --> 00:54:00,705
-'CAUSE IT'S TAKEN.
1282
00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:02,773
.Org I THINK IS
A MUCH BETTER FIT FOR US.
1283
00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:04,675
PEOPLE --
PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY THINK
1284
00:54:04,709 --> 00:54:06,143
IT'S A NONPROFIT, YOU KNOW?
1285
00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:07,445
OH. [ SIGHS ]
1286
00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:09,947
I ALREADY BOUGHT IT, SO...
1287
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:11,782
-THE WEBSITE?
-YEAH.
1288
00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:14,985
BUT, YOU KNOW, DR. GUIDRY,
YOU CAN BUY IT FROM ME
1289
00:54:15,019 --> 00:54:19,256
FOR 1,000 LITTLE DOLLARS.
1290
00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:20,291
-I'M SO SHORT.
-NO, I KNOW.
1291
00:54:20,325 --> 00:54:23,561
BUT I'LL TAKE A BEER.
1292
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,530
DO WE HAVE ANY BEER HERE?
1293
00:54:27,332 --> 00:54:31,235
-HEY, GUYS. HOW'S IT GOING?
-HEY.
1294
00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:33,538
WELCOME BACK.
1295
00:54:33,571 --> 00:54:36,474
-JOHN, EDDIE LEFT YOU THESE.
1296
00:54:36,507 --> 00:54:40,210
HE SAID
THEY WOULD BALANCE THE HEART.
1297
00:54:40,244 --> 00:54:42,580
SAM.
1298
00:54:44,048 --> 00:54:45,983
WE'RE BACK IF YOU WANT THE CAR.
HERE.
1299
00:54:46,016 --> 00:54:47,217
WHAT'S THAT?
1300
00:54:47,251 --> 00:54:50,287
-IT'S PEPPER.
YOU CAN'T SEE THAT?
1301
00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:51,922
-[ Chuckling ] OUR OLD DOG?
1302
00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:54,291
-I'M TRYING TO PAINT THE IMAGE
OF STRENGTH FOR THE CEILING.
1303
00:54:54,325 --> 00:54:55,526
-OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
1304
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,628
YEAH,
I LIKE THE IDEA OF USING PEPPER.
1305
00:54:57,662 --> 00:54:58,663
NICE.
1306
00:54:58,696 --> 00:55:01,966
-SHE WAS ABLE TO HAVE
13 PUPPIES,
1307
00:55:01,999 --> 00:55:04,769
AND ALL I WANT IS ONE.
1308
00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:09,073
-I CAN SEE PEPPER IN THAT.
-[ SIGHS ]
1309
00:55:09,106 --> 00:55:14,379
[ Laughing ] YOU DEFINITELY
CANNOT SEE PEPPER.
1310
00:55:21,686 --> 00:55:24,822
-HELLO. I'M DR. EDWARD GUIDRY
WITH youreincharge.org.
1311
00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:28,526
TODAY I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO A VERY SPECIAL YOUNG LADY.
1312
00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:29,760
COULD YOU TELL US YOUR NAME,
PLEASE?
1313
00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:30,895
-ALICIA.
1314
00:55:30,928 --> 00:55:32,096
-AND HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY,
ALICIA?
1315
00:55:32,129 --> 00:55:33,631
-MUCH BETTER.
1316
00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,366
-WHEN ALICIA'S MOTHER
BROUGHT HER IN TO US,
1317
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,969
SHE WAS SUFFERING FROM A.D.D.,
CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME,
1318
00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:40,137
AND A BROAD SPECTRUM
1319
00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:41,606
OF SEROTONIN-RELATED
DEFICIENCIES.
1320
00:55:41,639 --> 00:55:43,240
ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
1321
00:55:43,273 --> 00:55:45,743
-THERE WERE DAYS WHEN SHE
COULDN'T GET OUT OF BED.
1322
00:55:45,776 --> 00:55:47,845
IT'S AMAZING THE EFFECT
THIS HAS HAD ON HER.
1323
00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:50,247
-ALICIA, COULD YOU SHOW US
SOME OF THE THINGS
1324
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,751
THAT YOU'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO
SINCE TAKING THE OMNILIXER TH3?
1325
00:55:53,784 --> 00:55:54,552
-OKAY.
1326
00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:55,753
-GO AHEAD.
1327
00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:57,522
-[ CLEARS THROAT ]
1328
00:55:57,555 --> 00:55:59,557
* AHHHHHHH *
1329
00:56:00,658 --> 00:56:02,927
[ WAGNER'S
"RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" PLAYS ]
1330
00:56:04,061 --> 00:56:05,930
[ WHOOSHING ]
1331
00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:24,114
[ GLASS SHATTERS, DOG BARKING ]
1332
00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:25,550
-GOSH!
-DID I DO IT?
1333
00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:26,784
-OH, I'M SO SORRY!
-NO, YOU DIDN'T DO IT, BABY.
1334
00:56:26,817 --> 00:56:28,252
-GET IN THE TRUCK.
-SORRY. OHH.
1335
00:56:28,285 --> 00:56:29,319
-IT'S OKAY. NOT YOUR FAULT.
1336
00:56:29,353 --> 00:56:31,922
ALL RIGHT. IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
1337
00:56:31,956 --> 00:56:33,891
WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
1338
00:56:47,938 --> 00:56:49,707
-SAM,
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
1339
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,642
-YOU TRYING TO SMOKE US OUT?
-I HADN'T BURNED ANY YET.
1340
00:56:51,676 --> 00:56:53,243
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE COMING
UNTIL NOW.
1341
00:56:53,277 --> 00:56:54,311
[ SMOKE ALARM BEEPING ]
1342
00:56:54,344 --> 00:56:55,646
OH, GOD.
WOULD YOU TURN THAT OFF?
1343
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,347
-WHAT'S THAT?
1344
00:56:57,381 --> 00:56:58,483
-IT'S FOR THE SPIRITS!
1345
00:56:58,516 --> 00:56:59,717
-SPIRITS?
1346
00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:00,985
-WEIRD ONES, DEAD ONES,
RELATIVES.
1347
00:57:01,018 --> 00:57:02,487
-OH, WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT.
-WHATEVER.
1348
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,988
[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]
-SHIT!
1349
00:57:04,021 --> 00:57:05,389
-HERE. HOLD THAT.
1350
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:07,257
-HI. COME IN.
-HI.
1351
00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:08,526
-SAM, THIS IS LARITA.
1352
00:57:08,559 --> 00:57:09,960
-HI. HOW ARE YOU?
-HI.
1353
00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:12,763
-I'M SORRY. WE KIND OF SMOKED
Y'ALL OUT HERE.
1354
00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:15,132
-WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST ONE
TO SET OFF A SMOKE ALARM.
1355
00:57:15,165 --> 00:57:16,233
-OKAY. DICKIE!
1356
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:17,502
[ SMOKE ALARM CLATTERS ]
1357
00:57:17,535 --> 00:57:19,369
[ BEEPING STOPS ]
1358
00:57:19,403 --> 00:57:20,871
-HI.
1359
00:57:20,905 --> 00:57:22,439
-HI.
1360
00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:24,041
-THIS IS LARITA.
1361
00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:26,110
SHE'S COME TO CLEANSE THE HOUSE
AND GIVE THE BLESSINGS.
1362
00:57:26,143 --> 00:57:28,445
-IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
-SAME HERE.
1363
00:57:28,479 --> 00:57:31,315
SO...WHAT IS THIS?
1364
00:57:31,348 --> 00:57:32,817
-THAT'S PEPPER, MY OLD DOG.
1365
00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:36,020
-THAT'S HER IMAGE OF STRENGTH.
1366
00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:38,255
-OH. OKAY.
1367
00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:39,256
-WHAT IS THAT?
1368
00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:40,658
-OH, JUST SOAKING UP
1369
00:57:40,691 --> 00:57:42,527
ANYTHING YOU MIGHT'VE MISSED
WITH THE HERBS.
1370
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,963
-UH, WHY DON'T YOU HELP AMY
SET UP THE CANDLES, PLEASE.
1371
00:57:45,996 --> 00:57:47,231
-OKAY.
1372
00:57:47,264 --> 00:57:48,599
[ SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYS ]
1373
00:57:48,633 --> 00:57:51,301
-I THINK WE NEED TO MOVE
ANYTHING OUT OF HERE
1374
00:57:51,335 --> 00:57:53,103
THAT DOES NOT BELONG, PLEASE.
1375
00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:59,076
I SEE WE'VE GOT
A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
1376
00:57:59,109 --> 00:58:00,545
[ SIGHS ]
1377
00:58:00,578 --> 00:58:02,079
-YOU COMFORTABLE?
1378
00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:03,480
-YEP.
1379
00:58:03,514 --> 00:58:04,849
IS THIS GONNA HURT?
1380
00:58:04,882 --> 00:58:07,384
-OH, BABY,
THIS IS JUST A FAMILY BLESSING.
1381
00:58:07,417 --> 00:58:11,388
NOW, WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS
CLOSE YOUR EYES
1382
00:58:11,421 --> 00:58:15,359
AND THINK OF THE MOST PEACEFUL,
RELAXING PLACE YOU CAN IMAGINE.
1383
00:58:15,392 --> 00:58:17,227
GO ON.
1384
00:58:17,261 --> 00:58:19,296
-[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
1385
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:20,798
-You got the chain? Yes.
1386
00:58:24,902 --> 00:58:29,139
THIS PLACE YOU'RE IMAGINING IS
A SPECIAL PLACE.
1387
00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:31,742
IT'S THE SAFEST PLACE
IN THE WORLD.
1388
00:58:31,776 --> 00:58:34,378
ALL YOUR FAMILY IS AROUND YOU.
1389
00:58:34,411 --> 00:58:37,982
YOU SEE THEM?
1390
00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:40,718
GOOD.
1391
00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:43,921
AND I WANT YOU TO PLACE
YOUR HANDS
1392
00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:48,893
RIGHT HERE ON HER STOMACH.
1393
00:58:50,394 --> 00:58:53,463
NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES.
1394
00:58:53,497 --> 00:58:55,600
YOU, TOO.
1395
00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:57,702
BREATHE DEEP.
1396
00:58:57,735 --> 00:58:59,203
[ ALL BREATHE DEEPLY ]
1397
00:58:59,236 --> 00:59:05,643
DEEP AND FULL OF LOVE
FOR THE GUIDRY FAMILY AND THE...
1398
00:59:05,676 --> 00:59:07,444
What's your family, baby?
1399
00:59:07,477 --> 00:59:08,512
-LeBLANC.
1400
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:10,347
-...AND FOR THE LeBLANC FAMILY.
1401
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:14,785
THEY'RE ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW
TO BLESS THIS BABY
1402
00:59:14,819 --> 00:59:18,122
AND BRING IT INTO THIS WORLD
SAFELY.
1403
00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:21,191
THOSE OF THE SPIRIT WORLD
AND OF THE LIVING WORLD,
1404
00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:26,330
YOU FEEL THAT LIGHT
FROM THIS MAMA AND HER BABY.
1405
00:59:26,363 --> 00:59:28,032
YOU FEEL IT?!
1406
00:59:28,065 --> 00:59:29,199
-YES.
1407
00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:32,737
-EVERY PERSON IN THIS ROOM HAS
THAT LIGHT.
1408
00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:35,205
AND WE'RE ALL CONNECTED.
1409
00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:38,408
SO LET IT RISE AND SHINE.
1410
00:59:38,442 --> 00:59:40,778
[ DOOR OPENS ]
1411
00:59:40,811 --> 00:59:42,680
WHO'S THAT?
1412
00:59:42,713 --> 00:59:46,083
-THAT'S OUR SON, EDDIE.
1413
00:59:46,116 --> 00:59:48,552
-GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE
AND GET THIS CLEANSING!
1414
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,054
COME ON, GET YOUR CANDLE.
1415
00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:53,624
I WANT YOU TO PLACE YOUR HAND
RIGHT HERE.
1416
00:59:53,658 --> 00:59:57,061
THAT'S IT.
1417
00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:59,664
MR. LeBLANC,
THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME
1418
00:59:59,697 --> 01:00:03,167
TO SAY A PRAYER
FOR THE CLEANSING.
1419
01:00:07,371 --> 01:00:10,074
EVERYBODY CLOSE YOUR EYES.
1420
01:00:12,643 --> 01:00:15,980
OH, MY GOD, I'M SORRY.
1421
01:00:16,013 --> 01:00:19,583
I FIRMLY INTEND
TO MAKE UP FOR MY SINS
1422
01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:22,386
AND LOVE AS I SHOULD.
1423
01:00:22,419 --> 01:00:24,889
AMEN.
1424
01:00:50,815 --> 01:00:53,383
-[ SIGHS ]
1425
01:00:57,487 --> 01:00:59,656
-WE'RE GOOD?
1426
01:01:23,113 --> 01:01:25,182
-[ SIGHS ]
1427
01:01:44,935 --> 01:01:47,738
I'M DR. EDWARD GUIDRY
WITH youreincharge.org.
1428
01:01:47,772 --> 01:01:51,842
TODAY I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO A VERY SPECIAL YOUNG LADY.
1429
01:01:51,876 --> 01:01:53,410
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
1430
01:02:01,485 --> 01:02:03,687
HMM.
1431
01:02:06,656 --> 01:02:09,159
-I THINK YOU'VE GOT A FISH.
-[ CHUCKLES ]
1432
01:02:09,193 --> 01:02:11,295
-WHOA!
-AAH!
1433
01:02:11,328 --> 01:02:13,864
-[ CHUCKLES ]
-PULL IT UP.
1434
01:02:13,898 --> 01:02:15,465
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
1435
01:02:15,499 --> 01:02:18,068
-WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE
SOME FUN WITH A FIRE.
1436
01:02:18,102 --> 01:02:20,070
CAMPING IN THE WINTER
CAN BE FUN.
1437
01:02:20,104 --> 01:02:23,107
-[ SCREAMING ]
1438
01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:26,510
-OW!
-[ LAUGHING ]
1439
01:02:41,058 --> 01:02:43,828
-HELLO, DR. GUIDRY.
1440
01:02:43,861 --> 01:02:46,463
HOW ARE WE TODAY?
1441
01:02:46,496 --> 01:02:47,464
OH.
1442
01:02:47,497 --> 01:02:49,333
VERY FINE.
1443
01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:51,936
VERY CLEANSED.
1444
01:02:51,969 --> 01:02:57,541
BECAUSE YESTERDAY IS HISTORY.
1445
01:02:57,574 --> 01:03:01,578
TOMORROW IS A MYSTERY.
1446
01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:03,914
TODAY IS A GIFT.
1447
01:03:03,948 --> 01:03:09,053
THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT
THE PRESENT.
1448
01:03:12,389 --> 01:03:13,623
[ SIGHS ]
1449
01:03:13,657 --> 01:03:16,026
THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING
TO THIS EMERGENCY BOARD MEETING.
1450
01:03:16,060 --> 01:03:17,962
I THINK WE ALL KNOW
1451
01:03:17,995 --> 01:03:20,664
THAT OUR SALES ARE IN THE TOILET
RIGHT NOW.
1452
01:03:20,697 --> 01:03:22,566
YES, SIR?
YOU IN THE FRONT ROW.
1453
01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:24,334
-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
1454
01:03:24,368 --> 01:03:25,169
-YES.
1455
01:03:25,202 --> 01:03:26,636
-WE HAVE HAD 13 SALES.
1456
01:03:26,670 --> 01:03:28,272
-THANKS, DAWN.
1457
01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:29,406
[ SIGHS ]
1458
01:03:29,439 --> 01:03:31,041
LIKE I WAS SAYING,
1459
01:03:31,075 --> 01:03:33,110
OUR GREAT COMPANY HAS FALLEN
ONTO HARD TIMES.
1460
01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:34,578
-CAN WE -- CAN WE BE SERIOUS?
1461
01:03:34,611 --> 01:03:37,147
-YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
1462
01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:39,083
THIS IS OUR FIRST BILL --
1463
01:03:39,116 --> 01:03:41,085
YOU KNOW, THE ONE WE GOT TO PAY
EVERY MONTH
1464
01:03:41,118 --> 01:03:43,653
TO KEEP THIS FRANCHISE
AND THE MACHINE.
1465
01:03:43,687 --> 01:03:45,589
IT'S DUE IN TWO WEEKS.
1466
01:03:45,622 --> 01:03:49,193
WE GOT TO SELL 350 UNITS
JUST TO COVER THIS.
1467
01:03:49,226 --> 01:03:51,361
WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT
AT THIS RATE.
1468
01:03:51,395 --> 01:03:54,331
AND IF WE DON'T,
THEY'RE GONNA GO LEGAL ON US.
1469
01:03:54,364 --> 01:03:55,199
-[ SIGHS ]
1470
01:03:55,232 --> 01:03:56,901
-IT DOESN'T HAVE TO COME
TO THAT.
1471
01:03:56,934 --> 01:03:57,902
WE'VE JUST BEEN AIMING TOO LOW.
1472
01:03:57,935 --> 01:03:59,269
THAT'S PARTLY MY FAULT.
1473
01:03:59,303 --> 01:04:01,972
IF WE HAD THE MONEY TO SPEND
ON ADVERTISING
1474
01:04:02,006 --> 01:04:04,641
LIKE OTHER PEOPLE COULD,
WE'D HAVE DONE IT.
1475
01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:06,643
WE DON'T HAVE THAT LUXURY.
1476
01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:08,178
WE HAVE THE INTERNET.
1477
01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:11,815
WE NEED EBOLA.
WE NEED THE PLAGUE.
1478
01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:13,483
THAT'S HOW VIRAL
WE HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW.
1479
01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:18,055
WHAT THIS COMPANY NEEDS IS
A HERO WHO CAN TAKE CHARGE.
1480
01:04:18,088 --> 01:04:21,558
WE NEED A SUPERHERO.
1481
01:04:22,759 --> 01:04:26,496
-[ LAUGHING ]
1482
01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:34,004
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?
1483
01:04:34,038 --> 01:04:36,640
-DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?
1484
01:04:38,075 --> 01:04:39,476
WHAT'S TODAY?
1485
01:04:39,509 --> 01:04:40,544
IT'S FRIDAY.
1486
01:04:40,577 --> 01:04:41,878
-ARE YOU SERIOUS?
1487
01:04:41,912 --> 01:04:43,013
-WHAT'S TONIGHT?
1488
01:04:43,047 --> 01:04:44,348
-FRIDAY NIGHT.
1489
01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:46,016
-AND WHAT'S THE BIGGEST
GODDAMN
1490
01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:47,751
THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED
IN THIS TOWN
1491
01:04:47,784 --> 01:04:49,853
THAT'S GONNA BE ALL OVER
NATIONAL TELEVISION TONIGHT?
1492
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:51,221
-THE GAME?
1493
01:04:51,255 --> 01:04:54,391
-THE GAME,
THE NATIONAL-CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
1494
01:04:54,424 --> 01:04:56,060
YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE
GONNA BE WATCHING THAT?
1495
01:04:56,093 --> 01:04:57,461
-LIKE MILLIONS.
1496
01:04:57,494 --> 01:04:58,728
-MILLIONS.
1497
01:04:58,762 --> 01:04:59,964
THIS IS OUR CHANCE.
1498
01:04:59,997 --> 01:05:01,198
DO YOU WANT TO TAKE IT?
1499
01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:03,167
-THIS IS BRILLIANT.
1500
01:05:04,935 --> 01:05:07,337
-BRILLIANT?
1501
01:05:07,371 --> 01:05:09,906
WHAT THE HELL'S BRILLIANT
ABOUT THIS?!
1502
01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:13,043
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
MAN?!
1503
01:05:13,077 --> 01:05:16,346
-YEAH, ACTUALLY,
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
1504
01:05:17,514 --> 01:05:19,316
-YES, I KNOW.
THAT'S WHY I'M CALLING.
1505
01:05:19,349 --> 01:05:24,121
THERE SHOULD AT LEAST BE
ABOUT $9,500 IN THERE.
1506
01:05:24,154 --> 01:05:25,655
THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE.
1507
01:05:25,689 --> 01:05:29,593
IS IT POSSIBLE
THAT ANOTHER RICHARD LeBLANC --
1508
01:05:29,626 --> 01:05:33,397
WHAT, LIKE, WAS THERE FRAUD
OR IDENTITY THEFT OR SOMETHING?
1509
01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:34,898
-OH, LORD.
1510
01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:37,301
-NO, I'VE NOT SPOKEN
WITH MR. LeBLANC.
1511
01:05:37,334 --> 01:05:38,835
I JUST FOUND THIS OUT.
1512
01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:42,006
FINE.
1513
01:05:42,039 --> 01:05:44,674
THIS IS CRAZY.
1514
01:05:47,044 --> 01:05:49,379
[ SIGHS ]
1515
01:05:49,413 --> 01:05:52,549
HI. RICHARD LeBLANC, PLEASE.
UM, SALES.
1516
01:05:54,751 --> 01:05:56,120
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
1517
01:05:56,153 --> 01:05:58,422
HE'S NOT AN EMPLOYEE
AT THE COMPANY ANYMORE?
1518
01:05:59,856 --> 01:06:01,191
WELL, THEN WHERE IS HE?
1519
01:06:01,225 --> 01:06:05,962
OKAY, UM [SIGHS] THANK YOU.
1520
01:06:05,996 --> 01:06:09,766
-SAM, WHAT'S GOING ON?
1521
01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:11,268
-I GOT TO GO OUTSIDE, MOM.
1522
01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:13,470
-HONEY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
-DON'T -- DON'T TOUCH ME.
1523
01:06:13,503 --> 01:06:14,771
-DON'T! JESUS.
1524
01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:16,573
-[ Crying ] OHHHHH!
1525
01:06:16,606 --> 01:06:17,707
I CAN'T DO IT!
1526
01:06:17,741 --> 01:06:19,476
-HONEY!
I ASKED YOU NOT TO GO THERE!
1527
01:06:19,509 --> 01:06:21,711
-I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!
-YOU DON'T HAVE THE FACTS YET.
1528
01:06:21,745 --> 01:06:25,615
PLEASE,
DON'T GO TO THE POISON ZONE.
1529
01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:27,484
-JUST CALM DOWN, SAM.
1530
01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:28,818
-OH, MOM, STOP!
1531
01:06:28,852 --> 01:06:31,021
-OHH! AAH!
1532
01:06:31,055 --> 01:06:32,122
SON OF A BITCH!
1533
01:06:32,156 --> 01:06:33,323
-OHH! SAM!
1534
01:06:33,357 --> 01:06:34,124
-[ SOBS ]
1535
01:06:34,158 --> 01:06:36,393
-HONEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1536
01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:38,762
-OH, SAM, PLEASE DON'T.
1537
01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:42,099
-[ SCREAMS ] SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
1538
01:06:42,132 --> 01:06:44,201
-AW. OH, HONEY.
1539
01:06:44,234 --> 01:06:46,070
-[ SOBBING ]
1540
01:06:46,103 --> 01:06:47,571
-COME ON, MAN.
1541
01:06:47,604 --> 01:06:49,139
WHAT'S THE WORST THING
THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU?
1542
01:06:49,173 --> 01:06:51,241
A SLAP ON THE WRIST?
MAYBE A NIGHT IN JAIL?
1543
01:06:51,275 --> 01:06:53,377
IF I DO IT,
I'LL GO BACK TO PRISON.
1544
01:06:53,410 --> 01:06:56,246
THIS IS DEFINITELY
A MAJOR VIOLATION OF MY PAROLE.
1545
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:58,315
-THIS IS NOT
WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR, EDDIE!
1546
01:06:58,348 --> 01:06:59,683
-THIS IS COMPLETELY INSANE.
1547
01:06:59,716 --> 01:07:00,717
-IT'S NOT THAT INSANE.
1548
01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:02,852
IT'S ACTUALLY
A REALLY GOOD IDEA.
1549
01:07:02,886 --> 01:07:04,254
-THEN HOW ABOUT YOU DO IT?
1550
01:07:04,288 --> 01:07:05,922
-'CAUSE MY DAD WOULD DISOWN ME.
1551
01:07:05,955 --> 01:07:07,824
-WELL, HOW ABOUT MY FATHER, HUH?
1552
01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:09,326
OR HOW ABOUT MY FATHER-IN-LAW?
1553
01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,027
EVEN BETTER. BIGGEST FAN EVER.
1554
01:07:11,061 --> 01:07:13,163
WHAT ABOUT MY WHOLE FAMILY?
1555
01:07:13,197 --> 01:07:14,731
-I'M FAMILY.
1556
01:07:14,764 --> 01:07:16,233
WHAT THE HELL?
1557
01:07:16,266 --> 01:07:18,702
DUDE, THIS IS OUR MOMENT.
1558
01:07:18,735 --> 01:07:21,371
WE'RE GONNA GO VIRAL,
AND WE'RE GONNA GET RICH.
1559
01:07:21,405 --> 01:07:25,475
WE NEED YOU, DICKIE. PLEASE.
1560
01:07:25,509 --> 01:07:27,877
-WHY DON'T YOU JUST WEAR A MASK?
1561
01:07:27,911 --> 01:07:29,379
DUH.
1562
01:07:29,413 --> 01:07:30,914
-IT'S ALL ABOUT
THE NATIONAL-CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
1563
01:07:30,947 --> 01:07:31,915
FOR THE ACADIANA CAJUNS.
1564
01:07:31,948 --> 01:07:33,283
-I HAVE NO IDEA,
1565
01:07:33,317 --> 01:07:36,553
BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE
A GOOD EXPLANATION.
1566
01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:38,988
-YEAH,
LIKE HE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR.
1567
01:07:39,022 --> 01:07:40,424
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
1568
01:07:42,759 --> 01:07:43,593
-[ SIGHS ]
1569
01:07:43,627 --> 01:07:46,563
-WHERE'S EDDIE?
-I HAVE NO IDEA.
1570
01:07:46,596 --> 01:07:48,965
-HE'S BEEN USING OUR DAUGHTER
IN HIS LATEST SCAM.
1571
01:07:48,998 --> 01:07:50,300
-I'M IN A COMMERCIAL, MAWMAW.
1572
01:07:50,334 --> 01:07:52,736
-WELL, THAT'S GOOD, HONEY.
-NO, IT'S NOT.
1573
01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:55,071
-YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S HAVE SOME ICED TEA, OKAY?
1574
01:07:55,105 --> 01:07:56,840
-AND -- AND WE'LL JUST SIT DOWN
AND TALK THIS OVER.
1575
01:07:56,873 --> 01:07:59,476
-[ GROANING ]
1576
01:08:00,344 --> 01:08:02,112
-OH, GOD. WAIT.
1577
01:08:02,146 --> 01:08:04,548
-[ CONTINUES GROANING ]
1578
01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:07,117
-DOES IT MATTER
IF IT'S A COP UNIFORM
1579
01:08:07,151 --> 01:08:08,718
OR A SECURITY UNIFORM OR...
1580
01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:10,754
I MEAN, WE HAVE
SOME REALLY GREAT COP STUFF.
1581
01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:13,657
-OH, YEAH, LET'S JUST
IMPERSONATE POLICE OFFICERS
1582
01:08:13,690 --> 01:08:14,491
WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
1583
01:08:14,524 --> 01:08:17,161
-WHAT'S THE PLAY ABOUT?
1584
01:08:17,194 --> 01:08:21,365
-AMERICA AND, UH, COPS AND...
1585
01:08:21,398 --> 01:08:23,300
AND FAMILY VALUES.
1586
01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:26,536
-NO, IT'S REALLY ABOUT
TWO BROTHERS
1587
01:08:26,570 --> 01:08:29,339
SET TO BECOME FAMOUS
ON THE INTERWEBS,
1588
01:08:29,373 --> 01:08:33,310
ONLY TO REALIZE IT'S EACH OTHER
THAT THEY NEED THE MOST.
1589
01:08:33,343 --> 01:08:35,779
STARRING RICHARD LeBLANC AND --
1590
01:08:35,812 --> 01:08:37,981
-WE'LL GO AHEAD AND LOOK
AT THE SECURITY UNIFORMS
1591
01:08:38,014 --> 01:08:39,048
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
1592
01:08:39,082 --> 01:08:40,049
-OKAY, THEY'RE RIGHT OVER HERE.
1593
01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:41,785
LET'S SEE.
1594
01:08:41,818 --> 01:08:44,321
-[ SIGHS ] YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO
THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
1595
01:08:44,354 --> 01:08:45,889
-ARE YOU KIDDING?
1596
01:08:45,922 --> 01:08:47,724
THIS IS GONNA LOOK AWESOME
ON MY CURRICULUM VURRICULUM.
1597
01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:48,958
-[ CHUCKLES ]
1598
01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:50,594
I'LL MAKE SURE TO GIVE YOU
A GOOD REFERENCE LETTER.
1599
01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:53,297
-MM, THANK YOU, DR. GUIDRY.
1600
01:08:53,330 --> 01:08:55,665
-DO YOU GOT ANY WRASSLIN' MASKS
BY ANY CHANCE?
1601
01:08:55,699 --> 01:08:56,900
-[ SCREAMING ]
1602
01:08:56,933 --> 01:08:58,802
-SAM, JUST THINK OF PEPPER.
1603
01:08:58,835 --> 01:09:00,270
-[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
1604
01:09:00,304 --> 01:09:02,606
[ Crying ] OH, GOD! AAH!
1605
01:09:02,639 --> 01:09:03,873
[ SCREAMING ]
1606
01:09:03,907 --> 01:09:05,775
-HONEY, TRY YOUR BREATHING.
TRY YOUR BREATHING.
1607
01:09:05,809 --> 01:09:07,411
-OHH! I CAN'T.
-YES, YOU CAN. COME ON.
1608
01:09:07,444 --> 01:09:08,912
TRY IT. IT'LL FEEL BETTER.
1609
01:09:08,945 --> 01:09:09,913
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
1610
01:09:09,946 --> 01:09:11,748
-HOW FAST ARE THEY COMING?
1611
01:09:11,781 --> 01:09:13,217
-ABOUT TWO MINUTES APART.
1612
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,451
-OHH, THEY HURT.
1613
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,186
-I KNOW THEY DO, BABY.
1614
01:09:16,220 --> 01:09:17,754
-OH, THEY REALLY HURT.
1615
01:09:17,787 --> 01:09:20,624
-AND YOU CAN DO THIS.
I KNOW YOU CAN.
1616
01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:21,925
WHERE ARE YOU FEELING
THE PRESSURE?
1617
01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:24,127
-[ INHALES SHARPLY ] IN MY BACK.
1618
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:25,862
-MAMA,
WHEN SHE HAS A CONTRACTION,
1619
01:09:25,895 --> 01:09:27,597
YOU CAN GIVE HER
SOME COUNTERPRESSURE, OKAY?
1620
01:09:27,631 --> 01:09:29,433
WE NEED YOU ON YOUR BACK
FOR JUST A MINUTE.
1621
01:09:29,466 --> 01:09:31,468
WE NEED TO CHECK THE BABY NOW,
OKAY?
1622
01:09:31,501 --> 01:09:33,270
-THIS WAS A REALLY BAD IDEA.
1623
01:09:33,303 --> 01:09:34,738
-YOU'RE STILL EARLY YET.
1624
01:09:34,771 --> 01:09:35,805
-OHH! OW!
1625
01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:37,341
-YOU'RE ONLY ABOUT
THREE CENTIMETERS.
1626
01:09:37,374 --> 01:09:38,342
-OW! OW! NO!
1627
01:09:38,375 --> 01:09:40,944
-BABY, YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
1628
01:09:40,977 --> 01:09:42,712
THAT'S A SWEET BABY.
-OH, I CAN'T DO IT.
1629
01:09:42,746 --> 01:09:44,314
-WE'LL GET YOU BACK
ON YOUR SIDE.
1630
01:09:44,348 --> 01:09:46,783
-[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
1631
01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:50,053
I THINK
I'M GONNA NEED SOME DRUGS.
1632
01:09:50,086 --> 01:09:51,721
DO YOU -- DO YOU HAVE DRUGS?
1633
01:09:51,755 --> 01:09:53,223
-I KNOW
Y'ALL HAVE SOME JUST IN CASE.
1634
01:09:53,257 --> 01:09:54,458
-THERE ARE NO DRUGS.
1635
01:09:54,491 --> 01:09:56,460
-JUST IN CASE.
-YOU'RE DOING FINE.
1636
01:09:56,493 --> 01:09:58,495
-OHH. I CAN'T.
-WHERE'S RICHARD?
1637
01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:01,064
-I DON'T KNOW.
-WHAT?
1638
01:10:01,097 --> 01:10:02,832
-FUCK HIM!
-OKAY.
1639
01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:04,334
-YOU CAN DO THIS
ON YOUR OWN THEN, BABE.
1640
01:10:04,368 --> 01:10:05,702
-LET'S GET YOU UP AND MOVING.
-I CAN'T.
1641
01:10:05,735 --> 01:10:07,771
-YES, YOU CAN.
LET'S GET YOU UP AND MOVING.
1642
01:10:07,804 --> 01:10:09,673
-SECURITY IS GONNA BE
OUR BIGGEST CONCERN,
1643
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:11,107
BUT ONCE WE GET PAST THIS TIER,
1644
01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:13,877
I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA BE
MUCH OF A PROBLEM.
1645
01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:15,312
-YOU GOT THE BATTERIES CHARGED?
-CHECK.
1646
01:10:15,345 --> 01:10:17,247
-WHAT ABOUT I.D.s?
-CHECK.
1647
01:10:17,281 --> 01:10:18,515
-HEADSETS?
-YEP.
1648
01:10:20,450 --> 01:10:21,518
-WHERE THE HELL
AM I GONNA CHANGE?
1649
01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:22,752
-WE'RE GONNA DEAL WITH THAT
1650
01:10:22,786 --> 01:10:24,120
ON THE FLY.
1651
01:10:24,153 --> 01:10:26,256
EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING?
1652
01:10:26,290 --> 01:10:28,091
-MOM, YOU CAN HELP.
-I CAN'T.
1653
01:10:28,124 --> 01:10:30,627
-WE'RE GONNA GET YOU WORKING
WITH GRAVITY HERE, ALL RIGHT?
1654
01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:31,995
-ALL RIGHT, HONEY.
-GRAVITY.
1655
01:10:32,028 --> 01:10:33,263
-YES, YOU CAN DO IT.
1656
01:10:33,297 --> 01:10:34,564
THERE YOU GO.
WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU.
1657
01:10:34,598 --> 01:10:35,965
-[ GROANS ]
-THERE YOU GO, SWEETHEART.
1658
01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:37,534
-OH, GOD, IT REALLY HURTS.
1659
01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:38,868
-I KNOW.
-OKAY.
1660
01:10:38,902 --> 01:10:40,704
-JUST GET BEHIND HER, MAMA.
-ALL RIGHT.
1661
01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:41,971
-HOLD HER UP.
-OKAY.
1662
01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:44,040
-THERE YOU GO. GOOD JOB.
1663
01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,509
-[ SCREAMING ]
-JOHN. JOHN.
1664
01:10:45,542 --> 01:10:47,944
-OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
-BREATHE, SWEETHEART.
1665
01:10:47,977 --> 01:10:49,413
-OH, IT'S COMING! AAH!
1666
01:10:49,446 --> 01:10:53,182
-BREATHE, BABY. YOU'RE DOING IT.
-[ SCREAMING ]
1667
01:10:53,216 --> 01:10:54,951
-BREATHE, HONEY.
-OH, GOD.
1668
01:10:54,984 --> 01:10:56,052
-YOU'RE DOING IT.
1669
01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:57,987
-[ SCREAMING INTENSIFIES ]
1670
01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:03,026
-BREATHE, BABY.
1671
01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:08,865
LET'S DO SOME DANCING, OKAY?
1672
01:11:08,898 --> 01:11:09,899
-YEAH.
1673
01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:10,934
-DID YOU PICK SOME MUSIC?
1674
01:11:10,967 --> 01:11:11,935
-YES.
1675
01:11:11,968 --> 01:11:14,137
-YEAH? YOU DID? OKAY.
1676
01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:16,440
Get some music for her. Okay.
1677
01:11:16,473 --> 01:11:18,007
-[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
1678
01:11:18,041 --> 01:11:21,077
[ ZYDECO MUSIC PLAYS,
WOMEN SINGING IN FRENCH ]
1679
01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:23,880
-[ CONTINUES CRYING ]
1680
01:11:23,913 --> 01:11:26,483
-WE'LL DANCE THAT BABY OUT,
OKAY?
1681
01:11:32,556 --> 01:11:35,792
-LET'S DO A VISUALIZATION
BEFORE WE GO, ALL RIGHT?
1682
01:11:35,825 --> 01:11:38,227
GET OUR ENERGY BALANCED
IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
1683
01:11:38,261 --> 01:11:39,496
[ SIGHS ]
1684
01:11:39,529 --> 01:11:42,632
EVERYTHING'S GOING
ACCORDING TO PLAN.
1685
01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:44,267
THERE'S THE MAIN ENTRANCE.
1686
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,035
SEE IT.
1687
01:11:46,069 --> 01:11:47,604
WE WALK THROUGH IT.
1688
01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:51,307
HEY, OFFICER. GOOD EVENING.
1689
01:11:51,341 --> 01:11:53,242
NOBODY SUSPECTS A THING.
1690
01:11:53,276 --> 01:11:56,446
GOING SMOOTHLY, WE ROUND
THE CORNER INTO THE CORRIDOR.
1691
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:58,915
WE BELONG HERE.
1692
01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:02,151
HEY, GUYS. GOOD LUCK.
1693
01:12:02,185 --> 01:12:04,621
ALL RIGHT, DICKIE, THIS IS
WHERE YOU'RE BE CHANGING.
1694
01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:07,491
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
1695
01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:09,158
YOU'RE REALLY IN CHARGE.
1696
01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:11,395
-OH, COME ON, MAN.
LET'S GET THIS SHIT DONE WITH.
1697
01:12:11,428 --> 01:12:13,930
-OKAY,
WE'LL TAKE MY MOM'S MINIVAN.
1698
01:12:13,963 --> 01:12:16,265
YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER
IN THOSE THINGS.
1699
01:12:16,299 --> 01:12:18,468
-[ SCREAMING ]
1700
01:12:18,502 --> 01:12:22,005
-DON'T WORRY, SWEETHEART.
1701
01:12:22,038 --> 01:12:23,507
-OH, GOD.
1702
01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:26,476
-* HELP US, HOLY MOTHER
1703
01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:27,577
-YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE.
1704
01:12:27,611 --> 01:12:29,012
-HOW LONG? HOW LONG, HOW LONG?
1705
01:12:29,045 --> 01:12:31,515
-CLOSE. ABOUT EIGHT,
ALMOST NINE CENTIMETERS.
1706
01:12:31,548 --> 01:12:32,516
-SOON.
-OKAY.
1707
01:12:32,549 --> 01:12:34,250
-OH, MY GOD! SAM!
1708
01:12:34,283 --> 01:12:35,552
-HOW COULD YOU?
1709
01:12:35,585 --> 01:12:37,086
-OH! HONEY!
1710
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,187
-WHAT THE HELL?!
1711
01:12:38,221 --> 01:12:40,490
-SAM!
-JESUS CHRIST, SAM!
1712
01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:43,993
-[ CRYING, SCREAMING ]
1713
01:12:54,538 --> 01:12:56,339
-SAM, I WANTED TO TELL YOU.
1714
01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:58,274
I DID, JUST NOT WHILE YOU WERE
GOING THROUGH THIS.
1715
01:12:58,307 --> 01:13:00,343
-SAM, IT'S TRUE.
I HEARD HIM SAY IT.
1716
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:01,845
-YOU SHUT UP!
1717
01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:04,213
BECAUSE THE BABY?
1718
01:13:04,247 --> 01:13:05,549
IS IT 'CAUSE OF THE BABY?
1719
01:13:05,582 --> 01:13:07,250
-OF COURSE
IT'S BECAUSE OF THE BABY, SAM.
1720
01:13:07,283 --> 01:13:08,251
-OF COURSE IT IS.
1721
01:13:08,284 --> 01:13:09,252
-OHH.
1722
01:13:09,285 --> 01:13:10,386
-SAM, I WAS SO DESPERATE.
1723
01:13:10,420 --> 01:13:12,489
-OH!
1724
01:13:12,522 --> 01:13:13,890
WHO IS IT?
1725
01:13:13,923 --> 01:13:15,391
-WHO'S WHO?
1726
01:13:15,425 --> 01:13:17,427
-IS IT HER? OHH.
-ME?
1727
01:13:17,461 --> 01:13:18,928
-YOU THINK
I'M UNFAITHFUL TO YOU?
1728
01:13:18,962 --> 01:13:19,963
-YEAH.
1729
01:13:19,996 --> 01:13:21,164
-THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
-YEAH.
1730
01:13:21,197 --> 01:13:22,699
-ARE YOU GONNA DO AN EPISIOTOMY?
1731
01:13:22,732 --> 01:13:24,067
-NO.
1732
01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:27,070
IF ANYTHING,
WE WOULD LET HER TEAR NATURALLY.
1733
01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:30,006
-OH, GOD.
1734
01:13:30,039 --> 01:13:32,075
UH, I THINK
I NEED TO GO FOR A WALK.
1735
01:13:32,108 --> 01:13:34,077
I NEED TO WALK AROUND.
1736
01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:35,344
CAN I WALK AROUND?
1737
01:13:35,378 --> 01:13:36,345
-HONEY, I DON'T KNOW.
1738
01:13:36,379 --> 01:13:37,346
-HELP ME.
-WE'LL HELP YOU.
1739
01:13:37,380 --> 01:13:38,782
-SEE? THAT'S GOOD.
1740
01:13:38,815 --> 01:13:41,250
-ALL RIGHT. I DON'T LIKE THIS.
1741
01:13:41,284 --> 01:13:43,620
I-I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT THIS IDEA.
1742
01:13:43,653 --> 01:13:44,921
-YOU GOT HER?
1743
01:13:44,954 --> 01:13:47,156
-[ BREATHING DEEPLY, CRYING ]
1744
01:13:47,190 --> 01:13:48,592
OKAY.
1745
01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:50,560
UM, OUTSIDE.
1746
01:13:50,594 --> 01:13:52,562
I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE.
-SOME FRESH AIR?
1747
01:13:52,596 --> 01:13:54,163
-REALLY?
-MM-HMM.
1748
01:13:54,197 --> 01:13:55,532
-AAH. OKAY.
1749
01:13:55,565 --> 01:13:57,901
I WANT TO GO ALONE.
1750
01:13:57,934 --> 01:13:58,935
-YOU GOT HER?
1751
01:13:58,968 --> 01:14:00,136
-YEAH, I GOT HER.
1752
01:14:00,169 --> 01:14:01,638
-[ GROANS ]
1753
01:14:01,671 --> 01:14:03,807
-Are you sure about this?
1754
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:05,709
-SLOW. TAKE IT EASY.
-I KNOW. I KNOW.
1755
01:14:05,742 --> 01:14:07,577
-TAKE IT EASY, TAKE IT EASY.
-OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
1756
01:14:07,611 --> 01:14:08,978
-OKAY. TAKE IT EASY.
-SLOW. SLOW.
1757
01:14:09,012 --> 01:14:10,246
-WE GOT TO GET --
WE GOT TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL.
1758
01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:11,715
GET IN THE TRUCK.
1759
01:14:11,748 --> 01:14:13,449
THE TRUCK. GET IN THE TRUCK!
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1760
01:14:13,483 --> 01:14:14,518
-GET IN THE TRUCK!
1761
01:14:14,551 --> 01:14:16,653
-OH! OH, MY GOSH!
1762
01:14:16,686 --> 01:14:21,157
[ UP-TEMPO CAJUN MUSIC PLAYS ]
-[ SCREAMING ]
1763
01:14:21,190 --> 01:14:22,792
-NO!
1764
01:14:22,826 --> 01:14:26,129
JUST GO! RUN! RUN! GO!
1765
01:14:26,162 --> 01:14:28,898
-SAM! BABY, COME ON!
1766
01:14:28,932 --> 01:14:30,466
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
1767
01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:31,501
-OH!
1768
01:14:31,535 --> 01:14:34,237
[ ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
1769
01:14:34,270 --> 01:14:36,472
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
1770
01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:38,174
GET IN THE CAR.
1771
01:14:41,410 --> 01:14:44,147
-I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU.
1772
01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:49,052
NEVER. I'VE NEVER CHEATED.
YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME.
1773
01:14:49,085 --> 01:14:50,419
-[ GROANING ]
1774
01:14:50,453 --> 01:14:51,454
[ GRUNTS ]
1775
01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:52,989
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
1776
01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:55,559
-WHAT?
-OH, MY GOD! IT'S COMING!
1777
01:14:55,592 --> 01:14:56,626
IT'S COMING!
1778
01:14:56,660 --> 01:14:57,827
I FEEL HIS HEAD!
1779
01:14:57,861 --> 01:14:59,162
I FEEL -- PULL OVER!
1780
01:14:59,195 --> 01:15:01,097
-WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
-PULL OVER!
1781
01:15:01,130 --> 01:15:02,832
-WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
-PULL OVER!!
1782
01:15:02,866 --> 01:15:04,300
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1783
01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:06,636
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
1784
01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:10,940
-AAH! AAH!
1785
01:15:10,974 --> 01:15:14,043
-LET'S GO IN THE HOUSE. COME ON.
-OH, NO! OH, MY GOD!
1786
01:15:14,077 --> 01:15:15,211
OH, MY GOD.
1787
01:15:15,244 --> 01:15:16,846
-[ CRYING ]
-LET'S GET TO THAT HOUSE.
1788
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:18,582
-TOWARD THE HOUSE.
-I CAN'T!
1789
01:15:18,615 --> 01:15:21,851
[ SCREAMING ]
1790
01:15:23,086 --> 01:15:24,220
-BABY'S COMING.
1791
01:15:24,253 --> 01:15:27,557
-[ CONTINUES SCREAMING, CRYING ]
1792
01:15:27,591 --> 01:15:29,358
-HE'S COMING! PUSH!
1793
01:15:29,392 --> 01:15:30,359
-[ GRUNTING ]
1794
01:15:30,393 --> 01:15:31,527
-I GOT HIM! KEEP PUSHING!
1795
01:15:31,561 --> 01:15:32,562
HE'S COMING!
1796
01:15:32,596 --> 01:15:34,097
-[ SCREAMING INTENSIFIES ]
1797
01:15:34,130 --> 01:15:35,531
-PUSH!
1798
01:15:35,565 --> 01:15:37,033
-I GOT HIM! PUSH!
1799
01:15:37,066 --> 01:15:38,067
-I'M PUSHING!
1800
01:15:38,101 --> 01:15:39,535
-PUSH!
1801
01:15:39,569 --> 01:15:41,204
-[ GROANS ]
1802
01:15:41,237 --> 01:15:42,772
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
1803
01:15:42,806 --> 01:15:44,674
-HE'S GOT --
HE'S AT HIS SHOULDERS. COME ON!
1804
01:15:44,708 --> 01:15:46,442
-I CAN'T.
-COME ON! DON'T QUIT ON ME!
1805
01:15:46,475 --> 01:15:48,544
DON'T QUIT ON ME! COME ON!
1806
01:15:48,578 --> 01:15:51,681
-PUSH! PUSH!
-I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
1807
01:15:51,715 --> 01:15:54,584
-KEEP COMING! KEEP COMING, BABY!
1808
01:15:54,618 --> 01:15:57,053
COME ON! ONE MORE!
1809
01:15:57,086 --> 01:15:58,154
-[ SCREAMING ]
1810
01:15:58,187 --> 01:16:01,991
-PUSH!
1811
01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:03,559
-OH, MY GOD.
1812
01:16:03,593 --> 01:16:05,695
-[ CRYING ]
1813
01:16:05,729 --> 01:16:08,031
-OH, MY GOD.
1814
01:16:10,433 --> 01:16:12,368
-OH, IS HE OKAY?
1815
01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:16,072
[ NOE CRYING ]
1816
01:16:16,105 --> 01:16:17,340
OH.
1817
01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:22,578
AAH.
1818
01:16:22,612 --> 01:16:23,780
IS HE OKAY?
1819
01:16:23,813 --> 01:16:27,350
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
1820
01:16:27,383 --> 01:16:29,385
LET ME SEE HIM.
1821
01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:31,020
[ SIGHS ]
1822
01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:39,328
OH, MY GOD.
1823
01:16:39,362 --> 01:16:40,997
-[ SIGHS ]
1824
01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:45,635
-TO ALL THE GUIDRYS
AND TO ALL THE LeBLANCS,
1825
01:16:45,669 --> 01:16:49,138
MAY THEY BEAR WITNESS...
1826
01:16:49,172 --> 01:16:52,909
I WILL NEVER BE
UNFAITHFUL TO YOU,
1827
01:16:52,942 --> 01:16:55,779
NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS.
1828
01:16:55,812 --> 01:16:58,147
[ NOE COOING ]
1829
01:17:05,354 --> 01:17:07,924
-OKAY.
1830
01:17:11,494 --> 01:17:14,097
-SWEET JESUS.
1831
01:17:18,167 --> 01:17:20,103
[ NOE CRYING ]
1832
01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:21,504
-[ CHUCKLES ]
1833
01:17:21,537 --> 01:17:23,606
-STEP ON IT! GOOD GOLLY!
1834
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,174
WAIT A MINUTE.
1835
01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:26,976
JOHN,
IS THAT HIS TRUCK UP THERE?
1836
01:17:27,010 --> 01:17:28,745
CAN YOU SEE?
CAN YOU SEE RIGHT UP THERE?
1837
01:17:28,778 --> 01:17:31,715
THAT'S THEM! GET UP THERE!
1838
01:17:32,448 --> 01:17:36,219
[ GASPS ]
OH, MY GOD. WHAT IS GOING ON?
1839
01:17:36,252 --> 01:17:37,687
[ NOE CRYING ]
1840
01:17:37,721 --> 01:17:38,688
OH, MY GOD.
1841
01:17:38,722 --> 01:17:39,923
YOU HAD THE BABY!
1842
01:17:39,956 --> 01:17:42,491
WILL YOU PUT THAT GUN DOWN?
HERE.
1843
01:17:42,525 --> 01:17:43,693
OH, CAREFUL.
1844
01:17:43,727 --> 01:17:45,494
OH, LOOK AT NOE!
1845
01:17:45,528 --> 01:17:48,597
HE'S ADORABLE!
1846
01:17:48,631 --> 01:17:49,999
-I TOLD YOU YOU COULD DO IT.
1847
01:17:50,033 --> 01:17:52,168
-SORRY FOR THE FREAK-OUT
BACK THERE.
1848
01:17:52,201 --> 01:17:54,570
-YOU DIDN'T FREAK OUT.
YOU DID GREAT.
1849
01:17:54,603 --> 01:17:56,072
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
1850
01:17:56,105 --> 01:17:59,175
-HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE EDDIE
WHEN HE WAS A BABY.
1851
01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:01,544
[ LAUGHTER ]
1852
01:18:01,577 --> 01:18:03,679
-[ SIGHS ]
-CONGRATULATIONS.
1853
01:18:03,713 --> 01:18:05,949
-[ Chuckling ]
THANKS, UNCLE EDDIE.
1854
01:18:12,255 --> 01:18:14,791
-Hey, congratulations, man.
-Thank you.
1855
01:18:14,824 --> 01:18:16,259
-This worked out perfect.
1856
01:18:16,292 --> 01:18:17,994
We've got plenty of time
to get there for half time.
1857
01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:20,096
-It'll be perfect.
-I'm not leaving, Eddie.
1858
01:18:20,129 --> 01:18:21,597
-Man, this is it, dude.
1859
01:18:21,630 --> 01:18:23,666
If we don't do this,
we're gonna lose the machine.
1860
01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:24,667
They'll take
the whole franchise.
1861
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,070
-We just had a baby.
1862
01:18:27,103 --> 01:18:28,537
-Come on.
1863
01:18:28,571 --> 01:18:30,740
I'm sorry.
1864
01:18:30,774 --> 01:18:33,109
I can't do it.
1865
01:18:35,444 --> 01:18:36,980
-DO YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT?
1866
01:18:37,013 --> 01:18:41,785
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
1867
01:19:02,939 --> 01:19:05,008
-[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
1868
01:19:14,617 --> 01:19:18,721
-EDDIE. ARE YOU OKAY?
1869
01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:21,357
-[ Crying ] NO.
1870
01:19:22,959 --> 01:19:25,929
[ SOBBING ]
1871
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:40,343
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME, DAD?
1872
01:19:42,145 --> 01:19:44,547
EVERYTHING I TOUCH
TURNS TO SHIT,
1873
01:19:44,580 --> 01:19:49,718
AND I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO IT ANY OTHER WAY.
1874
01:19:49,752 --> 01:19:51,454
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
1875
01:19:53,356 --> 01:19:55,258
I-I DON'T KNOW.
1876
01:20:00,696 --> 01:20:03,766
[ SNIFFLES ] I'M SORRY, DAD.
1877
01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:05,368
[ CONTINUES SOBBING ]
1878
01:20:11,674 --> 01:20:14,743
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
1879
01:20:14,777 --> 01:20:16,112
-WE'RE AT HALF TIME
1880
01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:17,480
IN THE NATIONAL-CHAMPIONSHIP
GAME.
1881
01:20:17,513 --> 01:20:18,781
THE CAJUNS VERY MUCH
IN THIS GAME,
1882
01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:21,650
BUT TEXAS IS SHOWING ITS MIGHT.
1883
01:20:21,684 --> 01:20:24,153
WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO DO,
ESPECIALLY SAVOIR,
1884
01:20:24,187 --> 01:20:26,522
A KID THAT --
THAT NEEDS SOME CONFIDENCE NOW?
1885
01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:29,092
BRUSSARD IS NOT HELPING THEM.
THE CAJUNS ARE IN TROUBLE.
1886
01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:30,259
-I'M ANXIOUS TO SEE
WHAT THE COACH IS GONNA DO
1887
01:20:30,293 --> 01:20:31,895
IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS.
1888
01:20:31,928 --> 01:20:33,762
-WHEN YOU GUYS MADE YOUR RUN
TO THE NATIONAL TITLE,
1889
01:20:33,796 --> 01:20:35,198
I REMEMBER ONE THING --
1890
01:20:35,231 --> 01:20:37,800
YOU SAID A FOOTBALL TEAM IS
A FAMILY.
1891
01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:42,738
IN THAT VEIN, DOES SAVOIR HAVE
TO TRUST HIS TEAMMATES
1892
01:20:42,771 --> 01:20:45,308
AND GET THE SUPPORT
OF THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM,
1893
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,310
LIKE HE DID BEFORE THIS GAME,
1894
01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:48,945
WHEN HE'S JUST BEEN
BLOWING UP THE BALL?
1895
01:20:48,978 --> 01:20:51,114
-THAT'S WHERE IT GOES BACK
TO WHERE WE TALK ABOUT A FAMILY
1896
01:20:51,147 --> 01:20:52,115
AND TRUSTING ONE ANOTHER.
1897
01:20:52,148 --> 01:20:53,883
THEY GOT TO PUSH FOR EACH OTHER,
1898
01:20:53,917 --> 01:20:55,251
AND RIGHT NOW
IT JUST DOESN'T --
1899
01:20:55,284 --> 01:20:56,652
I DON'T HAVE THAT FEEL
FROM THESE GUYS.
1900
01:20:56,685 --> 01:20:58,587
I'VE BEEN IN THAT LOCKER ROOM
AT HALF TIME.
1901
01:20:58,621 --> 01:21:00,089
I THINK COACH IS GONNA
GIVE THEM
1902
01:21:00,123 --> 01:21:01,457
ONE OF THE BEST
RAH-RAH SPEECHES.
1903
01:21:01,490 --> 01:21:02,892
THEY'RE GONNA COME OUT
AND BE FINE.
1904
01:21:02,926 --> 01:21:04,627
-WE'LL BE BACK
FOR THE SECOND HALF
1905
01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:08,131
IN A GAME THAT THE CAJUNS HAVE
GOT TO COME BACK IN.
1906
01:21:08,164 --> 01:21:10,967
[ DRUMS BEATING RAPIDLY,
CROWD CHANTING ]
1907
01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:18,874
-[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
1908
01:21:29,752 --> 01:21:30,786
ALL RIGHT.
1909
01:21:30,819 --> 01:21:32,221
BATTERIES CHARGED?
-MM-HMM.
1910
01:21:32,255 --> 01:21:34,390
-AND YOU KNOW HOW TO USE
THAT THING, RIGHT?
1911
01:21:34,423 --> 01:21:35,391
GOOD.
1912
01:21:36,392 --> 01:21:38,661
PHEW.
1913
01:21:38,694 --> 01:21:40,363
ARE YOU READY?
1914
01:21:42,698 --> 01:21:43,933
YOU GOT ENOUGH WATER?
1915
01:21:43,967 --> 01:21:45,334
-I SURE AS HELL HOPE SO.
1916
01:21:45,368 --> 01:21:47,770
-OKAY, FINISH THAT ONE
JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE.
1917
01:21:47,803 --> 01:21:51,240
MANIFEST
YOUR POSITIVE INTENTIONS.
1918
01:21:51,274 --> 01:21:52,741
WE'RE GONNA GO OUT THERE.
1919
01:21:52,775 --> 01:21:54,110
WE'RE GONNA SHOW THE WORLD.
1920
01:21:54,143 --> 01:21:55,979
THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU, DAD.
1921
01:21:56,012 --> 01:21:57,413
-AHH.
1922
01:21:57,446 --> 01:22:00,283
-LET'S DO THIS.
-ROLLING? GOOD.
1923
01:22:00,316 --> 01:22:01,384
READY?
1924
01:22:03,719 --> 01:22:05,955
-LET'S DO THIS.
1925
01:22:05,989 --> 01:22:08,691
-[ CHUCKLES ]
1926
01:22:08,724 --> 01:22:09,959
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
1927
01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:21,104
[ CHEERING INTENSIFIES ]
1928
01:22:21,137 --> 01:22:22,471
-JACK, WE'RE TRYING
TO PIECE IT TOGETHER
1929
01:22:22,505 --> 01:22:24,007
WHAT EXACTLY WE SAW HERE TODAY.
1930
01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:26,242
-UNBELIEVABLE!
-THE AUDACITY!
1931
01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:28,144
RUNNING OUT ON THE FIELD
TO START THE SECOND HALF.
1932
01:22:28,177 --> 01:22:31,347
-A MAN RAN OUT INTO THE FIELD,
ALMOST NAKED.
1933
01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:34,517
-A MAN WEARING A YELLOW CAPE
AND, WELL, NOT MUCH ELSE...
1934
01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:35,384
-BLACK SPEEDO.
1935
01:22:35,418 --> 01:22:37,320
-WELL, AT FIRST,
ALL WE COULD SEE
1936
01:22:37,353 --> 01:22:39,755
WAS "CHARGE" ACROSS HIS CHEST
AND THEN HIS YELLOW CAPE SAYING,
1937
01:22:39,788 --> 01:22:41,424
"youreincharge.org."
1938
01:22:41,457 --> 01:22:43,226
-PROMOTING HIS NEW COMPANY...
1939
01:22:43,259 --> 01:22:44,327
-...youreincharge...
-...youreincharge...
1940
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:46,529
-Youreincharge.org OFF THE BACK.
1941
01:22:46,562 --> 01:22:48,531
WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN,
JIM?
1942
01:22:48,564 --> 01:22:51,134
-HE DROPPED HIS PANTS
AND PEED IN A CUP.
1943
01:22:51,167 --> 01:22:53,036
-AND IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT
ON YouTube ALREADY,
1944
01:22:53,069 --> 01:22:54,503
GET A CHANCE TO SEE IT...
1945
01:22:54,537 --> 01:22:57,506
[ ALL CHATTER ]
1946
01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:09,452
-Youreincharge.
1947
01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:12,788
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
1948
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:15,091
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
1949
01:23:19,395 --> 01:23:22,665
-ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
FIX HIS SHIRT SO I CAN SEE.
1950
01:23:23,632 --> 01:23:25,401
-HEY, BOO. HEY.
[ ZIPPER UNZIPS ]
1951
01:23:25,434 --> 01:23:28,904
-WHAT IN THE SAM HILL
IS GOING ON OUT HERE?
1952
01:23:28,937 --> 01:23:29,905
-NOTHING.
1953
01:23:29,938 --> 01:23:31,307
-IT'S NOT NOTHING.
1954
01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:32,641
SAM, YOU BETTER COME OUT HERE
AND SEE THIS.
1955
01:23:32,675 --> 01:23:34,177
-[ SIGHS ] BUSTED.
-WHAT'S GOING ON?
1956
01:23:34,210 --> 01:23:36,279
-DUCK, DUDE.
-WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1957
01:23:36,312 --> 01:23:39,014
-IS HE DRIVING THE CAR?
1958
01:23:39,048 --> 01:23:41,750
[ SCOFFS ] COME HERE, BUDDY.
1959
01:23:41,784 --> 01:23:43,719
COME HERE, MY BUDDY.
1960
01:23:43,752 --> 01:23:45,020
HANDSOME YOU.
1961
01:23:45,054 --> 01:23:46,489
I CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
1962
01:23:46,522 --> 01:23:48,524
-IT'S FOR THE COMPANY.
-OH, MY GOD.
1963
01:23:48,557 --> 01:23:51,227
-JOHN, WHY DID YOU LET
THESE BABIES IN THIS CAR?
1964
01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:53,696
-IT'S JUST A VIDEO.
1965
01:23:53,729 --> 01:23:55,531
-NO. I DON'T CARE.
1966
01:23:55,564 --> 01:23:57,333
-IT'S A VIDEO FOR THE COMPANY.
1967
01:23:57,366 --> 01:23:59,268
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
1968
01:24:03,206 --> 01:24:05,608
[ UP-TEMPO CAJUN MUSIC PLAYS ]
1969
01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:51,854
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1970
01:25:25,221 --> 01:25:27,290
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1971
01:25:49,312 --> 01:25:51,514
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
1972
01:26:15,404 --> 01:26:19,208
[ MID-TEMPO BLUEGRASS MUSIC
PLAYS ]
1973
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,503
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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