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SEE THE HEAD? 3 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:17,251 -[ Chuckling ] WHY IS IT NOT ATTACHED TO THE BODY, YOU KNOW? 4 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:18,786 -MISS GUIDRY, IT'S ATTACHED TO THE BODY. 5 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:20,521 LOOK, WE'RE GONNA GET THE DOCTOR IN HERE. 6 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:22,456 -OKAY, WHY DOES THE DOCTOR HAVE TO COME IN? 7 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:24,024 -WELL, I'M JUST THE TECHNICIAN. 8 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:26,227 HE'S GONNA COME IN TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE ULTRASOUND. 9 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,728 -SO SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT. 10 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:29,130 -EVERYTHING IS FINE. 11 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,364 -YOU NEED TO RELAX, TAKE SOME DEEP BREATHS. 12 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:31,732 -[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 13 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:34,034 -IT'S OKAY TO BE NERVOUS. IS THIS YOUR FIRST BABY? 14 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:35,669 -YES. 15 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:38,038 -FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME, WOMEN HAVE BEEN NERVOUS, OKAY? 16 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:39,173 DON'T BE SCARED. 17 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:43,043 -[ SIGHS ] OHH. 18 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:45,146 [ BUZZER, DOOR SLAMS ] 19 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:50,818 -[ MAN SINGING IN SPANISH ] 20 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,086 -[ SIGHS ] 21 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:02,530 [ MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 22 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,565 -FROM THE DAY WE ARE BORN, 23 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:07,835 WHO WE ARE AND WHO WE WILL BECOME 24 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:09,437 IS SHAPED BY OTHERS. 25 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:14,942 IN THIS CHAPTER, WE WILL EXAMINE, 26 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:19,613 "WHO AM I, AND WHAT IS MY TRUE DESTINY?" 27 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,324 AND WE WILL BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND 28 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:33,127 THAT WHEN WE FULLY COMMIT WITHOUT QUESTION, 29 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:34,895 WITHOUT RESERVATION, 30 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:39,600 THE UNIVERSE WILL EMBRACE US FOR WHOMEVER WE CHOOSE TO BE. 31 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:44,172 [ MUSIC STOPS, DOOR SLAMS ] 32 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:49,677 -[ SIGHS ] [ MUSIC RESUMES ] 33 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,945 -WE HAVE THE POWER TO CHOOSE OUR OWN DESTINY. 34 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:53,514 IN THIS CHAPTER -- 35 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:54,815 -YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT, EDDIE. 36 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,250 [ MUSIC STOPS, BUZZER ] 37 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:58,319 -WHAT THAT IS IS STINKIN' THINKIN'. 38 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,053 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, EDDIE. 39 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:01,088 COME ON. THAT'S FOOLISHNESS. 40 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:04,192 COME ON. LET'S DO OUR MANTRA. 41 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,393 WHAT IS YESTERDAY? 42 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:06,860 -YESTERDAY IS HISTORY. 43 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,329 -HISTORY. WHAT IS TOMORROW? 44 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,330 -TOMORROW IS MYSTERY. 45 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:10,398 -A MYSTERY. 46 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,766 [ CHUCKLES ] AND WHAT IS TODAY? 47 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,101 [ BUZZER ] 48 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,503 TODAY IS A GIFT. 49 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,305 -ALLONS-Y, GUIDRY. 50 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:18,939 -THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT THE PRESENT. 51 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,808 COME ON. YOU GOT THIS, ALL RIGHT? 52 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,009 -[ SIGHS ] 53 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:23,511 -NAH, MAN. YOU KEEP IT. 54 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,813 -REALLY? 55 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,715 -I GOT THIS. 56 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,917 MANIFEST. 57 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:34,255 FOCUS. VISUALIZE. 58 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,824 [ LIVELY CAJUN MUSIC PLAYS ] 59 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:39,693 -HE'S AT THE 10. HE'S AT THE 5! 60 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:41,195 AND HE'S GONNA BE KNOCKED OUT OF BOUNDS 61 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,563 AT ABOUT THE TWO-YARD LINE. 62 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,865 -HONEY, COULD WE CLEAN UP ALL THAT STUFF 63 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,334 BEFORE EDDIE GETS HERE? 64 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:47,968 I GOT THE GAME ON INSIDE. 65 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,437 -I GOT TO PLANT THIS TREE. 66 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:52,039 -WHY NOW? THE BABY'S NOT EVEN HERE YET. 67 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:53,907 THE PLACENTA IS FOR THE ROOTS. 68 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,108 IT GOES IN FIRST. 69 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:56,777 -CAN'T WE SPREAD IT ON TOP? 70 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:59,347 -IF YOU WANT THE POSSUMS TO EAT IT. 71 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:04,051 -HOW MANY CONTAINERS OF THAT WOULD YOU LIKE? 72 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:05,419 -CAUGHT! IT'S CAUGHT! 73 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:08,456 [ CHEERING, SCREAMING ] 74 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:12,960 ALL RIGHT. 75 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:14,161 BYE-BYE. 76 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:17,231 -GOOD JOB, MAN. GOOD JOB. 77 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:18,399 -HEY, DUDE. 78 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:21,369 -LATER, EDDIE. GOOD LUCK, MAN. 79 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:26,840 -EDDIE, GOOD LUCK. 80 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:29,209 LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET THAT HARMONIC GIBBERISH GOING. 81 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:30,778 -OH, RESONANCE. 82 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,650 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 83 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,786 [ BROADCASTER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 84 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:45,459 -CAJUNS MOVING INSIDE WHILE LOOKING TO PASS, 85 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,094 A LITTLE OUTLET PASS OUT TO MANDRY. 86 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:48,496 MANDRY'S GOT THE CATCH. 87 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,764 HE'S DOWN TO ABOUT THE 22-YARD LINE. 88 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:53,033 NOW ONE HAS TO HURRY UP. CAJUNS HAVE TO A HURRY. 89 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,302 CLOCK IS RUNNING. 90 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:56,069 LAST DRIVE OF THE SEASON, 91 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,705 CAN THE CAJUNS MAKE IT TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME? 92 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:58,939 [ POUNDING ] 93 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,408 -SAMANTHA! -WHAT? 94 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,142 -COME HELP ME, PLEASE, QUICK! 95 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,143 -JESUS CHRIST. 96 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:05,178 MOM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 97 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,415 -I'M TRYING TO CLEAN THIS UP. 98 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:08,649 I DON'T WHY I EVER LET YOUR FATHER 99 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,050 TEAR IT APART IN THE FIRST PLACE. 100 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,118 -WHY DID YOU? 101 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:12,686 -'CAUSE HE LOST HIS JOB. 102 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,356 HE HAD TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO. 103 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:16,890 -HE'S GOT PIZZI DOWN THE SIDELINES. 104 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:19,493 THE PASS IS COMPLETE AT THE 10, AT THE 5! 105 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:21,529 TOUCHDOWN CAJUNS! [ ALL CHEERING ] 106 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:24,332 THE ACADIANA CAJUNS HAVE JUST WON, 107 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,567 AND THE CAJUNS ARE MOVING ON 108 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,769 TO THE NATIONAL-CHAMPIONSHIP GAME! 109 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:33,541 THE CAJUNS HAVE DEFIED ALL ODDS AND ARE NOW ONE GAME AWAY 110 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:36,209 FROM NATIONAL-CHAMPIONSHIP GLORY! 111 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:37,578 -WHERE'S EDDIE GONNA SLEEP? 112 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,112 -OUT IN THE GUEST HOUSE. 113 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:41,214 -I THOUGHT YOU SAID ME AND DICKIE COULD STAY THERE. 114 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:43,216 -HONEY, THAT WAS MONTHS AGO, AND YOU NEVER CAME. 115 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,818 -WELL, WE'RE GONNA COME NOW! 116 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:46,954 I DIDN'T KNOW HIS ROOMMATES WERE GONNA BE SUCH ASSHOLES. 117 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:47,955 -[ CHUCKLES ] 118 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:48,989 -WHY DOES HE GET PRIORITY? 119 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:52,626 -BECAUSE HE SPENT THE LAST YEAR IN PRISON. 120 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:54,828 -OKAY, SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT -- 121 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:57,197 I NEED TO COMMIT FRAUD, GO TO PRISON, 122 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,832 AND THEN WE CAN STAY HERE. 123 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:00,601 -YOU KNOW HE WAS INNOCENT, SAM. 124 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:06,139 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 125 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:10,578 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 126 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:13,414 [ ALARM CHIRPING ] 127 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:16,650 -AWW. [ TOY SQUEAKS ] 128 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:21,455 [ MUSIC SLOWS, STOPS ] 129 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:23,323 -HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU STAY IN YOUR OLD ROOM? 130 00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:24,692 IT'LL BE FUN. COME ON. 131 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:25,759 -OKAY. 132 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:28,696 HEY. -HEY, HEY, HEY! 133 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,163 HOW YOU DOING, MISS PENNY? 134 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:31,231 -GOOD. -HI. 135 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:32,332 -HOW YOU DOING? 136 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:33,667 -GOOD. -MM! 137 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:36,169 -SHIT. 138 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:38,005 -[ CHUCKLES ] 139 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,773 -TASTE IT. 140 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:42,109 -[ SLURPS ] MMM! 141 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,611 -IT'S THAT BAD? -MNH-MNH. 142 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:44,678 -COME ON. -MM. 143 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:46,514 Y'ALL STILL WORKING ON THIS? 144 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:49,182 -I'M AFRAID SO. 145 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:51,018 OHH! -OHH! 146 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,620 -I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 147 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,221 -HONEY! OH, EDDIE! 148 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:55,222 -DAMN, EDDIE. -BE CAREFUL. 149 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:56,223 -I'M SORRY. 150 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:58,025 -WELCOME HOME! WELCOME HOME! 151 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:00,360 -HI! 152 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:01,995 -ALWAYS A WRECKING BALL. 153 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,263 -[ SIGHS ] 154 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,032 -WELCOME HOME, PARTNER. 155 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,667 -GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK. 156 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,305 -DADDY. 157 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:13,807 [ PILLS RATTLE ] 158 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,344 -EDDIE, YOU LOOKING GOOD, MAN. 159 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,080 -OH, THANK YOU, DICKIE. 160 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,315 -HE PREFERS TO BE CALLED "RICHARD" NOW. 161 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:23,617 -IT'S A WORK THING. 162 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:24,885 -ALL RIGHT, RICHARD. 163 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:27,054 WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SISTER? 164 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,622 -THAT'S PROCREATION, MAN. 165 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:29,957 -[ CHUCKLES ] NO, I'M TALKING 166 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:31,358 ABOUT THIS "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES" GETUP. 167 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,993 -IT'S CALLED GROWING UP. 168 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:34,628 ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL. 169 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:36,263 PLEASE REMEMBER WHAT MAWMAW USED TO SAY -- 170 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:38,331 "HUNGER MAKES THE BEST SAUCE." 171 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:39,433 -IT SURE DOES. 172 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:40,968 -HEY, NO PRISON-FOOD JOKES. 173 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:41,969 -ALL RIGHT. MMM. 174 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,103 -JOHN? 175 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,538 DINNER'S READY. 176 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:45,806 [ SPORTSCASTER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 177 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,240 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR UNDERWEAR? 178 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:49,376 -MY BACK'S KILLING ME. 179 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,410 -REALLY? 180 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:52,179 -YEAH. 181 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,547 -[ SIGHS ] 182 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,616 -...THROWING FOUR TOUCHDOWN PASSES. 183 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:58,151 -OKAY. -BRINGS THEM RIGHT BACK DOWN. 184 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:00,387 AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME, WHERE THERE'S FIVE... 185 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:04,024 -YOUR FATHER'S BACK IS HURTING HIM, 186 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,994 SO WE'RE JUST GONNA [Chuckling] GO ON WITHOUT HIM. 187 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,896 [ SIGHS ] 188 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:13,366 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 189 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:16,870 HEAVENLY FATHER, THANK YOU FOR THIS FOOD, 190 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:19,607 DELIVERING EDDIE BACK TO US IN ONE PIECE, 191 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,175 AND FOR BRINGING OUR WHOLE FAMILY 192 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:23,911 BACK TOGETHER ONCE AGAIN. 193 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:24,712 AMEN. 194 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:27,314 -AMEN. -AMEN. 195 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:31,151 [ ACCORDION PLAYING FOLK TUNE, CHILDREN LAUGHING ] 196 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,954 [ CHILDREN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 197 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,747 -[ CLEARS THROAT ] [ MUSIC STOPS ] 198 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:00,914 [ SIGHS, SNIFFLES ] 199 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,750 -I'M SORRY, MAN. IT'S A BAD TIME? 200 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,017 -NO, IT'S COOL. 201 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:05,218 -[ SIGHS ] 202 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:08,488 DID SAM TELL YOU THAT I'M A SALES EXECUTIVE 203 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,290 AT ACADIANA DISTRIBUTING? 204 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,491 -YEAH, THAT'S GOOD, DICKIE. 205 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,594 -YEP. IT'S RICHARD. 206 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:14,862 -OH, YEAH. RICHARD. 207 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,096 -I CAN GET YOUR FOOT IN THE DOOR 208 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,097 IF YOU'RE INTERESTED. 209 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,265 -THAT'S COOL, MAN. 210 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:20,601 I APPRECIATE IT, BUT I'M THE HEALING ARTS NOW. 211 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,002 -THE HEALING ARTS? 212 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,237 -YEAH, DR. EDWARD GUIDRY, AMD. 213 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:27,274 -A DOCTOR? -ALTERNATIVE-MEDICINE DOCTOR -- 214 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:28,576 THAT'S WHAT AMD STANDS FOR. 215 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:30,744 THEY GOT A CORRESPONDENCE COURSE WITH THAT. 216 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,412 -HARMONIC BIO TECH. 217 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,114 WHAT IS THAT? 218 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:36,650 -IT TAKES A URINE SAMPLE. 219 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,552 IT'LL PINPOINT THE CAUSE OF ANY KIND OF ILLNESS, 220 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:41,121 FROM CHRONIC FATIGUE TO LOW SPERM COUNT, 221 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,557 EVEN PARASITES IN THE INTESTINES. 222 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:46,493 -SO IT'S ACTUALLY THE MACHINE IS THE DOCTOR. 223 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,261 -YEAH. SOMEBODY'S GOT TO RUN IT, THOUGH. 224 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,965 IF I CAN GET PEOPLE TO SEND ME URINE SAMPLES, 225 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,234 I CAN DIAGNOSE THEM ON THE INTERNET. 226 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:55,669 I CAN TREAT THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. 227 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,037 LOOK AT THESE PROFITS. 228 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,607 [ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ] 229 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,274 -OOH. -OH, YEAH. 230 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,343 -NO, I'M SERIOUS, MAN. [ MUSIC STOPS ] 231 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,745 THESE THINGS ARE OFF THE CHARTS. 232 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,880 -YEAH, THAT'S -- THAT'S COOL, EDDIE. 233 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,415 I'M -- I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. 234 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,583 -DICKIE? 235 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:11,952 [ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] 236 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,354 -NOW LET'S SEE THESE PROFITS AGAIN -- 237 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,590 NOT THOSE, THE OTHER ONES. 238 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:17,658 [ MUSIC RESUMES ] 239 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,392 OH, YEAH. 240 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:22,262 OH, SAUCY, SEXY. 241 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:24,431 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 242 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:25,565 UNH-UNH. 243 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:26,600 -[ SIGHS ] 244 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,902 -WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 245 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,638 YOU DIG THAT? [ WOMAN MOANING ] 246 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,906 OH, YEAH. 247 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:36,877 [ ZYDECO MUSIC PLAYS ] 248 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,847 [ ALL SINGING IN FRENCH ] 249 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:47,655 -[ SINGING IN FRENCH ] 250 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:50,624 -* I'M GONNA DO THIS ON MY OWN 251 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:51,959 [ ALL SINGING IN FRENCH ] 252 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:56,129 -* EVEN IF I WALK ALONE 253 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,497 OH, MY GOD. 254 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,500 [ BOTH SINGING DISCORDANTLY ] 255 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,535 UH, GUYS, GUYS. CUT! 256 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:03,804 SORRY, I GOT TO -- 257 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,806 I GOT TO SIT DOWN JUST FOR A SECOND. 258 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,074 [ FEEDBACK ] 259 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,209 [ Strained ] IF YOU DON'T MIND. 260 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,111 [ GROANS ] 261 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,312 WHAT? 262 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,947 -[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 263 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,750 SAM, YOU'RE SUCH AN INSPIRATION. 264 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,318 I MEAN, DOING ALL THE STUFF 265 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,354 THAT YOU DO WHILE YOU'RE PREGNANT, IT'S AWESOME. 266 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,590 BUT BEING A MOTHER IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT 267 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,092 THAN BEING IN A BAND. 268 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,728 -AND JAMIE HAS ALREADY LEARNED MOST OF YOUR STUFF, 269 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,629 AND SHE'S PRETTY MUCH GOT IT DOWN. 270 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,964 -YOU'RE JOKING. 271 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,034 GUYS. 272 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:37,170 [ Chuckling ] WE'RE -- WE'RE A FAMILY. 273 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:43,176 -WE WERE A FAMILY UNTIL THIS OTHER FAMILY POPPED UP. 274 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,377 [ ACCORDION PLAYS FOLK TUNE ] 275 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,013 -[ SCOFFS ] 276 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,319 -YOU KNOW, I OFFERED YOUR BROTHER A JOB TONIGHT. 277 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,620 YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID? 278 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,489 -[ MAN SINGING IN FRENCH ] 279 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:59,426 -HE CLAIMS HE'S A DOCTOR NOW. 280 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:00,828 -[ SCOFFS ] 281 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:01,762 IS THAT WHAT YOU GUYS WERE DOING BACK THERE? 282 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,263 PLAYING DOCTOR? 283 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,632 -COME ON. I'M SERIOUS. 284 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:10,037 DR. EDWARD GUIDRY, AMD -- ALTERNATIVE MEDICAL DOCTOR. 285 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:13,206 CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? 286 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,542 -NOPE. 287 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,444 -SAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 288 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,312 -I'M NOT GONNA LIGHT IT. 289 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,314 -NO, SERIOUSLY. 290 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,416 -OKAY. 291 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:27,020 -THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE BABY IN THE BIRTH CANAL. 292 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,555 [ SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYS ] 293 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,257 I'M GONNA PASS IT AROUND SO THAT YOU CAN ALL TAKE A LOOK 294 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,860 AND WHY YOU'RE GONNA LEARN TO OPEN THAT PELVIS 295 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,161 SO THE BABY CAN COME OUT. 296 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,730 MOVING YOUR PELVISES THAT WAY -- 297 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,932 SAME THING THAT GOT THE BABY IN IS GONNA 298 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,500 GET THE BABY OUT. 299 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,270 GOOD, NOW WE'RE GONNA GET EVERYBODY UP ON THEIR FEET. 300 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:46,874 SO, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE PLANNING ON A NATURAL CHILDBIRTH? 301 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,110 ONLY ONE COUPLE? 302 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,479 ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO IT AT HOME, OR IN THE HOSPITAL? 303 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,948 -AT HOME. -GOOD FOR YOU. 304 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:58,185 YOU ARE IN FOR ONE OF THE MOST INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCES 305 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,220 OF YOUR LIVES. -WE CAN'T WAIT. 306 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:04,191 -WE ARE GOING TO USE A POSITION THAT WOMEN HAVE USED 307 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,094 FOR HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS, 308 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,229 TO HAVE GRAVITY WORK WITH YOU. 309 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,899 WE'RE GONNA BREATHE A LITTLE MORE RAPIDLY LIKE THIS -- 310 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,566 [ PANTING ] 311 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,702 [ ALL PANTING ] 312 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,971 GOOD. YOU CAN RELAX NOW. 313 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,572 YOU CAN RELAX. 314 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:20,573 -[ CONTINUES PANTING ] 315 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:21,574 -[ PATS BACK ] 316 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,843 -BABY, YOU CAN STOP NOW. 317 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,945 I DON'T WANT YOU HYPERVENTILATING ON ME. 318 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,179 [ CHUCKLES ] 319 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,215 HAVE Y'ALL THOUGHT ABOUT A HOME BIRTH? 320 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,716 -WE'RE LEANING MORE TOWARDS THE HOSPITAL. 321 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,084 -WE MIGHT. 322 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:34,587 -IT IS THE MOST AMAZING BONDING EXPERIENCE 323 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,223 FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY. 324 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:40,593 AND REMEMBER, WOMEN HAVE BEEN GIVING BIRTH NATURALLY 325 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:47,300 FOR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS WITHOUT DOCTORS. 326 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,536 -We might? 327 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,571 -Yeah, we might. 328 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,940 What? We could do that. 329 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,641 I didn't even know it was an option. 330 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,509 -We should talk about it here. -Well, that's what we're doing. 331 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:59,779 -IS THERE SOMETHING THAT YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS? 332 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:02,983 -I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK HOSPITALS HAVE ACTUALLY EVOLVED 333 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,352 OVER THE PAST HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS? 334 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,954 -I'M NOT SAYING SHE'S NOT STRONG ENOUGH. 335 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,421 -[ SIGHS ] -BUT JUST -- IT'S CHILDBIRTH. 336 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,457 -I JUST -- I DON'T THINK IT SHOULD BE TAKEN LIGHTLY. 337 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,893 -YOU'RE RIGHT. IT IS AN INTENSE EXPERIENCE. 338 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,161 BUT SHE CAN DO THIS. 339 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,196 I MEAN, PEOPLE ARE LIKE TEA BAGS -- 340 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,865 YOU NEVER KNOW HOW STRONG THEY ARE 341 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,366 TILL YOU PUT THEM IN HOT WATER. 342 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:24,037 -[ SIGHS ] 343 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,674 -YOU GOT THAT? -YEAH, I GOT IT. 344 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,477 -I'M JUST -- I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU AND THE BABY. 345 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,980 -[ SCOFFS ] YOU THINK THAT I'M A WEAK TEA BAG. 346 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,681 -TEA BAG? NO. 347 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,016 -[ SIGHS ] 348 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,051 -I'M JUST SAYING, W-WHAT IF YOU NEED A C-SECTION? 349 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,586 -DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE TOLD ME? 350 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:43,023 80% OF WOMEN HAVE C-SECTIONS ON FRIDAY AFTERNOON. 351 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,257 -YOU KNOW WHY? 352 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,492 -WHY? 353 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,760 -SO IT DOESN'T SCREW UP THE DOCTOR'S WEEKEND. 354 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,696 AND I'M NOT MAKING THAT UP. 355 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,131 -[ SIGHS ] 356 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,500 -AND I'M SURE AS HELL NOT GETTING SLICED OPEN 357 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,503 JUST SO SOME DOCTOR DOESN'T MISS HIS GOLF GAME. 358 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:02,009 -BABY, WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS? 359 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,045 -YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE. 360 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:14,087 -WHAT DO YOU THINK, MR. HORACE? 361 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:16,723 -MAN, HE BARELY GOT STARTED. 362 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:21,361 -YEAH, I GUESS GETTING LAID OFF JUST PUT HIM IN A FUNK. 363 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,796 CAN YOU DO IT FOR US WITHOUT, YOU KNOW, 364 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,432 MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT? 365 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,234 -BABY, I SO SURE. 366 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,971 -OH, THANK GOD. OKAY. THANK YOU. 367 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:38,211 -[ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 368 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:41,348 [ SLOW COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ] 369 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:22,489 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 370 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,959 -[ Chuckling ] DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 371 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,327 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 372 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:41,808 -[ Muffled ] * THAT SAVED A WRETCH 373 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:47,981 * LIKE ME-E-E 374 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:53,753 * I ONCE WAS LOST 375 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,924 * AND NOW I'M FOUND 376 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:58,925 [ SMOKE ALARM BEEPING ] 377 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,060 -SAM. -OH, GOD! 378 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,462 -* WAS BLIND -SHIT. 379 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,896 -OH, MY GOD! 380 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:07,700 -* BUT NOW I SEE 381 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,502 -SHIT! -WAIT, WAIT. 382 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,305 -SHIT! AAH! 383 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:17,477 -* AMAZING GRACE 384 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:23,383 * HOW SWEET THE SOUND 385 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:29,989 * THAT SAVED A WRETCH... 386 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:30,990 -[ SIGHS ] 387 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,426 -* LIKE ME 388 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,428 -EVERYONE. 389 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,730 -[ SIGHS ] 390 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,400 -BLESS US, OH, LORD, FOR THESE THY GIFTS, 391 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,569 WHICH WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE FROM THY BOUNTY, 392 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:43,770 THROUGH CHRIST OUR LORD. 393 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:44,804 -AMEN. -AMEN. 394 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:48,375 -AND FOR OUR PRECIOUS ALICIA, 395 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,910 FOR BRINGING HER BACK TO OUR HOUSE 396 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,645 WITH THIS LOVELY, ANGELIC VOICE, 397 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,683 AND FOR OUR NEWBORN BABY ABOUT TO BE HERE. 398 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,017 DID YOU FIGURE OUT A NAME? 399 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,019 -IT'S NOE. 400 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,089 -"NO WAY"? -YOU SEE? 401 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,656 -MISS PENNY, IT'S FRENCH FOR "NOAH." 402 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,691 IT'S MY MIDDLE NAME. 403 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,593 IT'S MY FATHER'S MIDDLE NAME. -OH. 404 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,728 -AND I HAVE TWO GRANDFATHERS WITH THE NAME NOE. 405 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,698 -OKAY, AND HE'S JUST GONNA GET HIS ASS KICKED AT SCHOOL. 406 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,267 -OH, YEAH, LIKE JOHNNY CASH AND "A BOY NAMED SUE." 407 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,668 HE BECAM THE ASS KICKER. 408 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,704 -OKAY, CAN WE EAT? 409 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:21,074 -UH, AND FOR BRINGING US ALL TOGETHER ONCE AGAIN, 410 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,409 THANK YOU, LORD. 411 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:23,243 AMEN. 412 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,478 -AMEN. AND GOD BLESS THE COOK. 413 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:29,616 -YES, THANK YOU, SAM, FOR COOKING DINNER TONIGHT. 414 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,017 -THANKS, MOM. 415 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,085 SO, EDDIE. 416 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:34,587 I HEAR YOU'RE GONNA BE A DOCTOR. 417 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,923 -I'M IN THE HEALING ARTS, YEAH. -GOOD. 418 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:40,327 [ Chuckling ] DOES THAT MAKE YOU A DOCTOR OR AN ARTIST? 419 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,462 -COME ON, SAM. -I'M ASKING! 420 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,597 -I'M A HARMONIC-RESONANCE PRACTITIONER. 421 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,699 THE WORD "DOCTOR" IS JUST SHORTHAND 422 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,102 SO PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT I'M IN THE HEALING ARTS. 423 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,670 -OH, THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING, EDDIE. 424 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,605 HONEY, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT? 425 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:55,842 -"DOCTOR" MEANS YOU HAVE A DOCTORATE. 426 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,144 -NOT THAT. 427 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,678 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE HARMONY RESISTANCE. 428 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,914 -YEAH, HARMONIC RESONANCE -- IT'S POWERFUL MEDICINE. 429 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,717 [ UP-TEMPO ZYDECO MUSIC PLAYS ] 430 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,530 -* J'AI PARTIR DE LA MAISON * 431 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:18,531 * WHOA! 432 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,667 * J'AI PARTIR DE LA MAISON * 433 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,570 * J'AI PARTIR DE LA MAISON * 434 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,239 * OU EST LES BON TEMPS? * 435 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,640 * J'AI PARTIR DE LA MAISON * 436 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:28,675 -DAMN, EDDIE. 437 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,077 [ Chuckling ] DON'T HURT YOURSELF. 438 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,879 -SORRY. 439 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,382 -SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? 440 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,017 -I'M IN THE HEALING ARTS, PRACTICING MEDICINE. 441 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,051 -REALLY? 442 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,553 -HARMONIC RESONANCE. 443 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:41,621 -REALLY? 444 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,356 -YEAH. 445 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,325 -EDDIE, I HEARD THAT YOU WERE IN PRISON. 446 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,495 -UH, YEAH, FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 447 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:49,762 -EDDIE. 448 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,931 -BUT I-I GOT -- 449 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,233 -YOU KNOW WHAT? 450 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,434 IT'S LATE, AND I HAVE A SITTER, AND... 451 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,935 IT WAS REALLY GOOD CATCHING UP. 452 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,771 AND YOU, UM -- YOU TAKE CARE, EDDIE, ALL RIGHT? 453 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,441 -* J'AI PARTIR DE LA MAISON * 454 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,311 * J'AI PARTIR DE LA MAISON * 455 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,546 [ SLOW BLUES MUSIC PLAYS ] 456 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,849 -[ Slurring ] ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE PULLED IN 457 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,418 OVER $500 BILLION LAST YEAR. 458 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,654 BUT THEN WITH SOME INTERNET COMMERCE, THE WAY IT IS -- 459 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,156 -HEY, BABE, I'M ALL CLOSED OUT, SO I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW? 460 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,258 -ALL RIGHT, LADY. THANKS SO MUCH. 461 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:21,194 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 462 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,599 -I'M LOOKING FOR A PARTNER, SOMEBODY TO GO IN WITH ME, 463 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:30,670 SOMEBODY THAT'S GOT VISION AND BRAINS, 464 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,206 AND SOMEBODY WHO BELIEVES IN THEMSELF 465 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,608 AND CAN MANIFEST THEIR OWN POSITIVE DESTINY. 466 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,009 YOU KNOW ANYBODY LIKE THAT? 467 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:40,380 -WISH I COULD HELP YOU OUT, MAN, BUT SORRY. 468 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,685 -[ SLURPS ] 469 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,560 [ TELEPHONES RINGING ] 470 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,495 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 471 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,597 -WELL, JUST TELL HIM I'M SORRY. 472 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,300 TELL HIM I'LL MAKE IT UP TO HIM SOMEHOW. 473 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,568 YEAH. OKAY. 474 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,237 I'LL -- I'LL CALL YOU LATER. BYE. 475 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,905 HEY, RICHARD. 476 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,440 -HEY, MR. FONTINEAU. 477 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,576 -THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. APPRECIATE YOU TAKING THE TIME. 478 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,678 -[ CHUCKLES ] WELL, HEY, IT IS YOUR TIME. 479 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,079 -RICHARD, WHAT'S YOUR GOAL IN LIFE? 480 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:14,080 WHAT'S YOUR DREAM? 481 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,482 -I WANT TO BE A GOOD FATHER. 482 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,984 I WANT TO BE A GOOD PROVIDER FOR MY FAMILY. 483 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:21,020 -I MEAN YOUR DREAM JOB. 484 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,522 -WELL, I'D -- I'D SAY, UH, 485 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,224 TO MOVE UP IN THE RANKS OVER HERE, WORK REAL HARD, 486 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,460 BECOME A SENIOR EXECUTIVE LIKE YOU. 487 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,629 -LIKE ME? Y-YOU WANT TO BE LIKE ME? 488 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,631 WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE AND SIT IN MY CHAIR, 489 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,500 AND YOU CAN SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE ME. 490 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,734 COME ON, YEAH, GIVE IT A TEST-DRIVE. 491 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,303 JUST SIT RIGHT THERE IN THE CHAIR. 492 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,637 -[ SIGHS ] 493 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:41,641 -SO, NOW YOU'RE A SENIOR EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT 494 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:44,176 OF A MAJOR INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING CORPORATION. 495 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,244 FEELS PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 496 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,313 -YES, SIR. 497 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,714 -[ Chuckling ] ALL RIGHT. 498 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,417 BUT NOW YOU'RE LOOKING AT RISING FUEL COSTS, 499 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,386 AND YOUR SALES MANAGEMENT IS BLOATED. 500 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,722 W-WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 501 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,690 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO REDUCE YOUR COST. 502 00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,626 SO WHERE ARE YOU GONNA START CUTTING? 503 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,762 -UH, SALES MANAGEMENT? 504 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,864 -OKAY. BINGO. 505 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,868 -NOW PRETEND LIKE I'M YOU -- 506 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:12,572 RICHARD LeBLANC, MID-LEVEL SALES MANAGER. 507 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,474 SO, GO AHEAD. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO ME? 508 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:18,711 -UH, WE'RE GOING THROUGH DIFFICULT TIMES, UH... 509 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:22,248 -YOU MIGHT WANT TO THROW IN SOME, "I'M REALLY SORRY. 510 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,683 "IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL. 511 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,385 IT'S JUST A SIGN OF THE TIMES." 512 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,819 YOU KNOW, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 513 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,855 -MR. FONTINEAU, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 514 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,725 AM I FIRING MYSELF? 515 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:35,328 -UH, WE PREFER THE TERM "BEING LAID OFF." 516 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:38,130 I'M REALLY SORRY. 517 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:39,466 [ MID-TEMPO CAJUN MUSIC PLAYS ] 518 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:42,769 -[ SIGHS ] 519 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,939 -* OH, NO 520 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:50,042 [ SINGING IN FRENCH ] 521 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,754 -DO I HAVE TO KILL HIM? 522 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:02,555 -YEP. 523 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,524 -HE SEEMS SO HELPLESS. 524 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:05,758 -GO RIGHT THROUGH THE HEAD RIGHT HERE, HONEY. 525 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,594 GO ALL THE WAY DOWN. I'LL SHOW YOU. 526 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,862 -WHAT HAPPENS TO THE FISH WHEN THEY EAT THE WORM? 527 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,831 DOES THE HOOK GET CAUGHT IN ITS STOMACH? 528 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:15,001 -NOPE. IT GETS CAUGHT IN HIS MOUTH. 529 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,769 BUT FISH DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGS. 530 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,104 -THEY DON'T? -NOPE. 531 00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:19,472 THEY DON'T HAVE A FRONTAL LOBE. 532 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,207 THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A CEREBRAL CORTEX. 533 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,675 -HUH? 534 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:25,445 -THAT'S WHERE FEELINGS COME FROM -- IN THE BRAIN. 535 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:30,383 [ RINGTONE PLAYS ] 536 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,184 -HELLO? 537 00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:35,154 SURE. 538 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,023 -HELLO? 539 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,559 [ FIDDLE PLAYS ] 540 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:02,482 ALICIA. 541 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,562 [ FROGS CROAKING ] 542 00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:21,601 -HE MADE YOU FIRE YOURSELF? 543 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,002 -[ SCOFFS ] 544 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,738 -I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S CRUEL OR BRILLIANT. 545 00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:32,679 -I GAVE EVERYTHING TO THEM -- BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS. 546 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,547 -HOW LONG DID YOU WORK THERE? 547 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,915 -[ SIGHS ] 548 00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:39,118 FOUR MONTHS, BUT, MAN, I WORKED MY ASS OFF. 549 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:44,290 -YOU GOT TO BE YOUR OWN BOSS, MAN. 550 00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:47,660 -HERE, FISHY, FISHY. 551 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:49,996 -WHAT ABOUT MEDICINE? -WHAT ABOUT IT? 552 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,532 -YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A DOCTOR TO HAVE A CAREER IN MEDICINE. 553 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:55,367 THERE'S MARKETING AND MANAGEMENT, 554 00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:56,836 ALL KINDS OF STUFF. 555 00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:59,739 I'M LOOKING FOR A PARTNER RIGHT NOW. 556 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,108 YOU CAN DO ALL THOSE THINGS, AND YOU FAMILY. 557 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,110 REMEMBER THAT MACHINE I SHOWED YOU 558 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,245 WITH ALL THIS CRAZY STUFF IT CAN DO? 559 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,716 THE WHOLE FRANCHISE, WITH THE MACHINE INCLUDED, 560 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:12,384 MAIL-ORDER KITS, TURNKEY OPERATION, 561 00:24:12,418 --> 00:24:14,120 IS ONLY $86,000. 562 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:15,488 -ONLY 86 GRAND? 563 00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:18,390 -WE ONLY GOT TO COME UP WITH 10%. 564 00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:19,692 THAT'S THE BEST PART. 565 00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:21,928 THE REST OF IT WE PAY OFF IN INSTALLMENTS 566 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,564 WHILE THE MONEY'S ROLLING IN FROM THE MACHINE. 567 00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:26,465 WE CAN'T LOSE, DICKIE. 568 00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:29,235 I'M TELLING YOU, IF YOU GOT THE MONEY, 569 00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,970 YOU SHOULD JUMP IN WITH ME. 570 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:33,072 -JUMP IN? LIKE IT'S THAT EASY? 571 00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:35,908 SAM WILL NEVER LET ME TOUCH THAT MONEY, 572 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:38,778 ESPECIALLY WITH YOU INVOLVED, MAN. 573 00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:45,785 LOOK, I'M SORRY. THAT CAME OUT WRONG. 574 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:47,019 IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU. 575 00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:49,488 IT'S -- MAN, SHE'S SO FREAKED OUT. 576 00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:50,790 -[ SIGHS ] 577 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:54,827 -I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW THEY GET. 578 00:24:54,861 --> 00:25:00,366 -IT'S COOL, DICKIE. I GOTCHA. 579 00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:01,901 -SHE'S ON MY ASS CONSTANTLY. 580 00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:03,636 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT, BRO. 581 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,371 -HEY, GUYS! 582 00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:06,673 GOT AN INJURY ON THE BOAT. 583 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,007 -BRING IT ON IN, MAN. 584 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,576 BRING IT IN. 585 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,712 -I-I THINK HE BROKE HIS ARM, MAN. 586 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,080 -[ GROANING ] -HE BROKE HIS ARM? 587 00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:15,447 -WATCH. BE CAREFUL, CAREFUL, CAREFUL, CAREFUL, 588 00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:16,716 CAREFUL, CAREFUL. -YOU'LL BE OKAY. 589 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:17,717 -JUST GET HIM UP HERE. I'LL TAKE A LOOK. 590 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:18,718 -YOU'RE A DOCTOR? 591 00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:21,187 -THANK GOD. 592 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,722 -[ GROANING ] 593 00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:24,924 -PUT HIM DOWN HERE. 594 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:26,893 [ GRUNTS ] LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT IT, SON. 595 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:28,761 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] OH. -IS THAT A BONE? 596 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:30,496 -YEAH, HE'S GOT A COMPOUND FRACTURE. 597 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,098 YOU NEED TO GET HIM TO A CLINIC, STAT. 598 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:33,666 DICKIE, DO YOU KNOW WHERE THERE'S A CLINIC? 599 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,034 -THERE'S ONE IN TOWN, NOT FAR FROM 328. 600 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:36,969 YOU KNOW WHERE IT'S AT? -328. 601 00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:38,004 -GO. 602 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,906 -[ CRYING ] 603 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:41,874 -PHEW. 604 00:25:45,912 --> 00:25:47,379 -MAN, IF I HAD THAT MACHINE, 605 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:50,416 I COULD REALLY HELP HIM OUT WITH THE HEALING PROCESS. 606 00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:53,385 HARMONIC RESONANCE REALLY CAN DO A LOT TO HELP THOSE OSTEOBLASTS, 607 00:25:53,419 --> 00:25:54,854 KEEP THEM IN PLACE. 608 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,656 -EDDIE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 609 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,060 -DAMN IT! 610 00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:02,494 -WE CAN GET THEM FROM OVER THERE. 611 00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:04,163 -SHIT! -WAIT HERE, ALICIA. 612 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:06,666 -I COULD'VE HELPED THAT KID. 613 00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:08,968 I'M TELLING YOU, ALL I NEED IS THAT MACHINE. 614 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:11,871 DID YOU KNOW ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE PULLED IN 615 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,706 OVER $500 BILLION LAST YEAR? 616 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:16,609 -PUT ME DOWN FOR THOSE ONE OF THOSE. 617 00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:18,645 -ONE OF WHAT? $1 BILLION? 618 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,212 -SURE. WHY NOT? 619 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:23,015 -IT'S ALL ABOUT THE LAWS OF ATTRACTION. 620 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:31,223 "QUANTUM SECRET," LAWS OF ATTRACTION -- 621 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:32,825 CHANGE YOUR LIFE. 622 00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:45,404 JUST HANG ON. IT DON'T -- IT DON'T HAVE A KEY. 623 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,808 -THERE'S NO KEY? WHERE'S THE KEY? 624 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:51,177 -ANY PADDLE? 625 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,145 NO PADDLE. 626 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:59,351 -WHY DOES THAT NOT SURPRISE ME? 627 00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:00,887 -LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING -- 628 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,255 WHEN YOU WALK IN A RESTAURANT AND ORDER A HAMBURGER, 629 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:04,857 DO YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT IT'S COMING OUT? 630 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:06,292 -WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN? 631 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:08,227 -YOU DON'T HAVE ANY DOUBT IT'S COMING OUT, RIGHT? 632 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:10,562 IT ALWAYS COMES OUT SOONER OR LATER, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 633 00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:11,563 -I GUESS. 634 00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:12,564 -DON'T GUESS. 635 00:27:12,598 --> 00:27:14,133 YOU KNOW IT'S COMING OUT. 636 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:16,335 THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU GOT TO HAVE ABOUT EVERYTHING. 637 00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:18,738 MY MONEY IS COMING. 638 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:20,639 MY CAR IS COMING. 639 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:22,842 MY MANSION IS COMING. 640 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:23,876 AND IT WILL. 641 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:25,812 THAT'S THE QUANTUM SECRET. 642 00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:27,046 -EDDIE, THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE 643 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:28,480 BETWEEN A HAMBURGER AND A MANSION. 644 00:27:28,514 --> 00:27:29,581 -NOT TO THE UNIVERSE. 645 00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:30,883 IT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT 646 00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,952 THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MANSION OR A SHACK 647 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:37,023 OR A BMW OR A V.W. 648 00:27:37,056 --> 00:27:39,291 YOU THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKES THAT DISTINCTION. 649 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,429 YOU GOT TO BELIEVE IT, MAN. 650 00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:45,397 YOU GOT TO KNOW IT. 651 00:27:56,275 --> 00:28:00,179 -HEY. 652 00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:01,413 HEY. 653 00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,349 -HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE LAWS OF ATTRACTION? 654 00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:06,385 IT'S THIS AMAZING THING. IT'S ABOUT THE UNIVERSE. 655 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:09,255 IT'S...BASED ON, LIKE, PEOPLE AND MONEY 656 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,891 AND ABOUT HOW, IF YOU BELIEVE IN SOMETHING, 657 00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:13,960 IF YOU TRULY BELIEVE IN SOMETHING, 658 00:28:13,993 --> 00:28:15,394 YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN, 659 00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:16,829 BUT, I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO TRULY BELIEVE IN IT. 660 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,330 -I WANT TO HAVE THE BABY AT HOME. 661 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,766 -WHAT?! 662 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,834 LIKE -- LIKE RIGHT HERE? 663 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,069 -YOU DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT. 664 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:24,303 -NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 665 00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:25,805 SAM! COME ON. 666 00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:29,776 -I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS NATURALLY, TOTALLY NATURALLY -- 667 00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:32,511 NO DOCTORS, NO DRUGS, NO NOTHING. 668 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:33,780 JUST ME AND THE BABY. 669 00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:35,347 -WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME? 670 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,383 -AND YOU AND THE MIDWIFE. 671 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:38,517 -ARE YOU SERIOUS? 672 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,952 -[ SIGHS ] 673 00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:43,255 IT'S LIKE SOMETHING'S TELLING ME I HAVE TO DO THIS. 674 00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:49,028 LIKE, I HAVE TO PROVE IT TO MYSELF. 675 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:50,562 -THEN WE SHOULD DO IT. 676 00:28:50,596 --> 00:28:51,798 -REALLY? 677 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:53,299 -MM-HMM. 678 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:54,700 -[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 679 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,969 BUT I'M REALLY SCARED. 680 00:28:57,003 --> 00:28:58,871 -DON'T BE SCARED. COME SIT. 681 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:00,907 COME OVER HERE. 682 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,508 -[ SIGHS ] 683 00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:03,575 -SAM. 684 00:29:03,609 --> 00:29:05,377 -[ SIGHS ] -DON'T BE SCARED. 685 00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:06,879 -BUT WHAT IF THE UMBILICAL CORD GETS -- 686 00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,981 -YOU CANNOT START THINKING LIKE THAT. 687 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:11,050 -YOU HAVE TO KNOW, WITH TOTAL CONFIDENCE, 688 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,684 THAT EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE. 689 00:29:12,718 --> 00:29:15,621 -[ SIGHS ] -YOU HAVE TO KNOW THIS. 690 00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:17,023 I MEAN, IT'S GONNA BE FINE, 691 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:19,892 JUST LIKE IT HAS BEEN FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS. 692 00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:23,362 -YOU'RE AN AMAZING WOMAN. 693 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:24,496 -[ SCOFFS ] 694 00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:25,865 -YOU DON'T KNOW THAT? 695 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,902 YOU WERE BUILT FOR THIS. 696 00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:33,172 IT'S GONNA BE INCREDIBLE, YOU HEAR ME? 697 00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:37,910 -[ SIGHS ] 698 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:40,212 I KNOW. 699 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,287 [ CHUCKLES ] 700 00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:57,096 [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] 701 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,207 -LET'S GO. 702 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:17,049 -AND I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF GUMBO. 703 00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:19,051 -THANK YOU. HAVE A GREAT DAY. 704 00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:23,189 WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH TODAY? 705 00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:24,623 -I NEED A CERTIFIED CHECK. 706 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,892 -SURE. 707 00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:30,462 -COME ON. 708 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,798 TRY AND GET THE ALLIGATOR OR THE GIRAFFES. 709 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,301 -OKAY. DROP IT. [ CLICK ] 710 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:38,170 -WE MIGHT GET THE PUPPY, BUT WE MIGHT GET THE ALLIGATOR. 711 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:42,008 -OHH! WE ALMOST GOT IT. -AW! 712 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,009 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 713 00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:44,276 -LET ME TRY IT AGAIN. 714 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:45,878 -HELLO? 715 00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:48,480 HERE HE IS. 716 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,016 -HELLO? 717 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,785 REALLY? 718 00:30:53,819 --> 00:30:55,254 -PLAYED COLLEGE BALL. 719 00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:56,989 HE HAD A RUN IN THE PROS, SO HE KNOWS... 720 00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:59,358 -OH, THIS IS A GREAT ROOM, HON. -YEAH. 721 00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:01,827 -IT LOOKS GENTLE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 722 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,329 I THINK IT'S TOO SMALL. 723 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:05,231 -REALLY? -YEAH. COME ON. 724 00:31:05,264 --> 00:31:08,034 MR. HORACE, HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT'LL BE 725 00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:10,036 BEFORE YOU GET FINISHED IN HERE? 726 00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:12,905 -WITH THE WHOLE THING? -YES. 727 00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:16,308 -[ SPEAKING FRENCH ] 728 00:31:16,342 --> 00:31:17,676 -DEUX SEMAINES, MAYBE. 729 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,745 -IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD DO IT FASTER, 730 00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:22,748 'CAUSE I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED THIS ROOM TO HAVE THE BABY. 731 00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:24,483 -THIS HERE? -YEAH, WHY? 732 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:26,552 DOES THAT SEEM CRAZY? -NAH. MAIS NON. 733 00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:29,221 LUCIUS WAS BORN THERE IN THE OLD HOUSE IN GRAND COTEAU. 734 00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:30,589 -PAS DE PROBLèME? 735 00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:31,757 -[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 736 00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:32,824 OH, YEAH, A LITTLE TROUBLE THERE, 737 00:31:32,858 --> 00:31:33,926 BECAUSE THEY CALLED THE POLICE. 738 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,129 MARIE SCREAMING 36 HOURS. 739 00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:39,098 -36 HOURS? -36 HOURS? 740 00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,799 OH, BLESS HER HEART. 741 00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:43,469 DON'T WORRY, HONEY. -OH, MOM. 742 00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:45,204 -HONEY, Y-YOU -- IT WON'T... [ DOOR OPENS ] 743 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,872 HI, GUYS. SAY HI TO MR. HORACE. 744 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,040 -HEY, MONSIEUR HORACE. 745 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:49,875 WHAT'S UP, LUC? 746 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,610 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME? 747 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:54,380 -WELL, THEY GAVE US A HALF A DAY OFF OF WORK 748 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,615 BECAUSE ALL THE GUYS IN THE OFFICE ARE GOING TAILGATING. 749 00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:57,984 -OKAY. WHATEVER. 750 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:00,786 I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE BABY IN HERE. 751 00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,388 -REALLY? -YEAH. 752 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:03,555 HE'S GONNA CLEAN IT UP AND EVERYTHING, 753 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:04,957 AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE BABY IN HERE. 754 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:06,458 -FANTASTIC IDEA. -REALLY? 755 00:32:06,492 --> 00:32:07,759 -YEAH. AMAZING. 756 00:32:07,793 --> 00:32:10,629 -I GOT PAPERWORK TO DO, SO I'LL SEE YOU ALL LATER. 757 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:12,531 -OKAY. -TAKE CARE, MONSIEUR HORACE. 758 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,100 [ DOOR OPENS ] 759 00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:17,403 -SHE KNOWS. 760 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,305 [ SIGHS ] I SHOULD JUST TELL HER. 761 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:20,772 -NOT IF SHE'S GONNA FILL YOUR HEAD 762 00:32:20,806 --> 00:32:22,041 WITH DOUBT AND FEAR, DICKIE. 763 00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:24,510 -YEAH, ALONG WITH ANGER AND VIOLENCE. 764 00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,979 -AW, SHE'LL ACTUALLY PROBABLY BE PROUD OF YOU. 765 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:29,015 YOU OUGHT TO BE PROUD OF YOURSELF, MAN. 766 00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:32,985 -[ SIGHS ] I'LL BE PROUD WHEN THE MONEY'S BACK IN THE BANK. 767 00:32:33,019 --> 00:32:35,887 -HERE SHE COMES. 768 00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:37,089 -WHERE ARE WE GONNA PUT THAT? 769 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:38,357 -THAT'LL COME. 770 00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:42,394 WHAT WE NEED IS AN INTERN. 771 00:32:42,428 --> 00:32:43,362 -SO, WAIT. 772 00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:45,931 YOU GUYS ARE BOTH DOCTORS? 773 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,566 -YEAH. -NO. 774 00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:49,835 -WELL, WHY ARE WE MEETING IN A COFFEE SHOP? 775 00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:51,170 -THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUESTION. 776 00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:53,272 WE'RE BETWEEN OFFICES RIGHT NOW. 777 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:56,942 BUT IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU'RE A BIOLOGY-PREMED MAJOR. 778 00:32:57,776 --> 00:33:01,880 WELL -- WELL, WE'LL HAVE ONE SOON. 779 00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:05,517 CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING TO WORK WITH THAT EVERY DAY? 780 00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:07,253 NEGATIVE ATTITUDE. 781 00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:10,489 -EDDIE, IN THE PAPER FOR THE AD, 782 00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,591 DID YOU SAY WE WERE BOTH DOCTORS? 783 00:33:12,624 --> 00:33:14,593 -MAYBE. 784 00:33:14,626 --> 00:33:17,629 -I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DID NOT REFER TO ME AS A DOCTOR. 785 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,498 I DON'T WANT TO SOUND NEGATIVE, BUT -- 786 00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,633 -OH, NO, THAT'S NOT NEGATIVE. YOU'RE MARKETING AND MANAGEMENT. 787 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:22,801 I'M THE DOCTOR. 788 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,937 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE THE CONTACT PERSON 789 00:33:25,971 --> 00:33:27,673 FOR THESE REAL-ESTATE PEOPLE. 790 00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:31,210 THEY TEND NOT TO LIKE TO SEE "EX-CON" ON AN APPLICATION. 791 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:33,279 -YEAH, [SIGHS] ABOUT THAT. 792 00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:35,481 I NEED YOU TO BE STRAIGHT UP WITH ME. 793 00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:38,584 DID YOU DO IT? 794 00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:40,319 -[ SIGHS ] 795 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,554 TECHNICALLY, YEAH. 796 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,390 BUT NOT FOR MONEY. 797 00:33:44,423 --> 00:33:48,060 I MEAN, IN THAT WAY, I GUESS I'M INNOCENT, 798 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:50,629 BUT I WAS JUST IN THE WRONG PLACE -- 799 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:52,064 -DR. GUIDRY? DR. LeBLANC? 800 00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:54,100 [ SIGHS ] 801 00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:55,367 I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE. 802 00:33:55,401 --> 00:33:56,868 I'M USUALLY NEVER LATE. 803 00:33:56,902 --> 00:33:58,270 I'M ALWAYS ON TIME. -IT'S -- IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 804 00:33:58,304 --> 00:33:59,471 -YOU SURE? -SURE. 805 00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:01,273 -'CAUSE, I MEAN, I WAS FREAKING OUT. 806 00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:03,075 I MEAN, I WASN'T FREAKING OUT, FREAKING OUT, 807 00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:04,410 BUT I MEAN -- -DO YOU HAVE A C.V.? 808 00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:07,346 -WAS I SUPPOSED TO GET TESTED FOR THAT? 809 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:10,249 -CURRICULUM VITAE -- A RéSUMé. 810 00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:12,518 -OH, A RéSUMé. 811 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,520 [ SIGHS ] UH, NO. 812 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:16,355 -WHAT'S THE PRESCRIPTION ON THOSE GLASSES? 813 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,824 -DO THEY HAVE LENSES? 814 00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:20,259 -OKAY, UM... 815 00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:22,694 -DO YOU HAVE ANY HEALTHCARE EXPERIENCE? 816 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:23,495 -NO. 817 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:27,899 -MANAGEMENT? CLERICAL? ANYTHING? 818 00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:32,804 -OH, I TOOK A -- I TOOK A MARKETING CLASS LAST SEMESTER. 819 00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:34,039 AND... 820 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,841 OH, I-I WORKED FOR MY DAD LAST SUMMER. 821 00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:36,842 -DOING WHAT? 822 00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,777 -UM, COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE. 823 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,879 [ CASH REGISTER DINGS ] 824 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:44,150 -YEAH, THIS IS GOOD. WE DON'T WANT TO BEEN IN THIS. 825 00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:46,785 THIS ISN'T EXACTLY A PRESENTABLE VEHICLE. 826 00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:49,020 -ALL RIGHT. I HEAR YOU. 827 00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:52,291 SO...DO WE EVEN HAVE A NAME? 828 00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,226 -[ SIGHS ] NO. 829 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:57,062 HARMONIC DIAGNO-- WE DON'T HAVE TO STICK WITH IT. 830 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,398 JUST SOMETHING WE SHOULD TELL HIM. 831 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,333 -HARMONIC FAMILY DIAGNOSTICS. 832 00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:02,568 -THERE YOU GO. 833 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:03,702 -YEAH. YOU READY? 834 00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:04,703 -YEAH. 835 00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:07,673 -LET'S GO, MAN. 836 00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:11,076 -THIS THE PLACE? 837 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,412 -THAT'S THE ADDRESS DAWN GAVE US. 838 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,214 -HEY, SORRY WE'RE LATE. 839 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:16,548 WE WERE JUST WALKING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 840 00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:18,016 MAKING SURE IT WAS RIGHT FOR US. 841 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:20,452 -DR. GUIDRY, THIS IS MY FATHER, JAMES BRUSSARD. 842 00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:23,189 -DR. EDWARD GUIDRY, HARMONIC FAMILY DIAGNOSTICS. 843 00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:24,723 THIS IS MY PARTNER, RICHARD LeBLANC. 844 00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:26,425 HE HANDLES MARKETING AND MANAGEMENT. 845 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:27,659 -IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU, SIR. 846 00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:28,994 -OKAY, LET ME SHOW YOU ALL AROUND. 847 00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:30,462 -ALL RIGHT. 848 00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:34,233 -ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT SOME PATIENT BATHROOMS HERE. 849 00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:36,702 YOU GOT SOME SECRETARIAL ROOM THERE. 850 00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:40,439 YOU GOT EXAMINING ROOMS ALL UP AND DOWN HERE. 851 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,608 AND RIGHT HERE -- X-RAY. 852 00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:45,644 LEAD WALLS. 853 00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:47,213 ALL RIGHT, WE GOT MORE TO SEE. 854 00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:49,080 COME ON, GUYS. ALL RIGHT. 855 00:35:49,114 --> 00:35:51,950 LOOK, YOU GOT ALL THIS NICE WALLPAPER. 856 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,920 EXAMINATION ROOMS. 857 00:35:58,390 --> 00:35:59,925 YOU GOT FURNITURE AND FILING CABINETS. 858 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,927 USE IT, OR WE CAN MOVE IT -- WHATEVER YOU NEED. 859 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,763 YOU GOT BOOKKEEPING AND BILLING IN HERE. 860 00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:05,631 -OOH! 861 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:08,133 DAD, CAN WE USE THE FAUX FLORA? 862 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,535 -SURE, DARLING. 863 00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:13,639 THEN YOU HAVE A DOCTOR'S ENTRANCE THIS WAY. 864 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:16,342 THE NORTH WING WE USED FOR ORTHOPEDIC MEDICINE. 865 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:19,511 THE SOUTH WING WAS MAINLY THE INTERNAL MEDICINE. 866 00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:22,514 THE FIRST AND THE SECOND FLOOR -- SAME FLOOR PLAN. 867 00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:25,083 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA SUIT Y'ALL BETTER. 868 00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:26,585 -BOTH. I LIKE THEM BOTH. 869 00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:28,920 -EDDIE. 870 00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:30,222 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 871 00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:32,991 MR. BRUSSARD, GIVE US A MOMENT, PLEASE. 872 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,393 -SURE. NOT A PROBLEM. 873 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:37,162 -DUDE, AREN'T WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS? 874 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,664 -WELL, YEAH. LET'S TALK. 875 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,099 -OKAY, FIRST OFF, I NEED YOU TO SLOW DOWN. 876 00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:42,434 THIS THING IS HUGE. 877 00:36:42,468 --> 00:36:44,670 YOU'RE WANTING TO RENT OUT THE WHOLE MALL 878 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,171 WHEN ALL WE NEED IS A KIOSK. 879 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,541 -IF I WANTED A KIOSK, I'D SELL SUNGLASSES FOR A LIVING. 880 00:36:49,575 --> 00:36:51,743 THIS IS WHERE WE'RE GOING. IT'S PERFECT. 881 00:36:51,777 --> 00:36:53,445 WE GOT PLENTY OF ROOM TO GROW. -[ SIGHS ] 882 00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:55,247 -WE DON'T WANT TO FAIL BECAUSE WE COULDN'T KEEP UP 883 00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:56,615 WITH EXPANSION, DO YOU? 884 00:36:56,648 --> 00:36:58,417 -YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS JUST A BIT OVERBOARD? 885 00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:00,452 -WELL, YOU COULD CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THAT, 886 00:37:00,486 --> 00:37:02,421 BUT I'M NOT MAKING THAT DISTINCTION. 887 00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:03,722 -WE CANNOT AFFORD THIS. 888 00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:06,425 -LOOK, W-WE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE IT OCCUPIED, 889 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,227 AND A MEDICAL FACILITY WOULD BE A REALLY GOOD FIT, 890 00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:11,062 ESPECIALLY IF Y'ALL EMPLOYED DAWN. 891 00:37:11,096 --> 00:37:13,932 I TELL YOU WHAT. 892 00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:15,401 I'LL THROW IN THE UTILITIES, 893 00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:18,704 AND THE FIRST THREE MONTHS' RENT IS FREE. 894 00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:24,209 -YOU KNOW, THESE ACADIANA CAJUNS, 895 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,077 IF ANYBODY CAN TAKE A LICKING AND KEEP ON TICKING, 896 00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,713 IT IS THE CAJUNS. 897 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,615 LOOK AT THE HIT THAT SAVOIR RECEIVED FROM DARREN. 898 00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:31,182 -GUY HAD A CONCUSSION. -YEP. 899 00:37:31,216 --> 00:37:32,618 -THEY DIDN'T KNOW IF HE'D EVEN MAKE THIS GAME. 900 00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:34,686 NOT ONLY IS HE MAKING THE GAME. 901 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,588 HE'S STARTING IN IT. HE'S RARING TO GO. YOU CAN'T STOP THESE GUYS. 902 00:37:36,622 --> 00:37:38,089 -NO, THIS IS WHAT THEY LIVE FOR. 903 00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:39,691 -YOU GOT TO IMAGINE HE'S BEEN SEEING THIS. 904 00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:40,959 THIS HAS BEEN ALL OVER THE INTERNET, 905 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,294 THAT HIT WITH VARRO. 906 00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:43,962 THAT WAS JUST SUCH A TREMENDOUS HIT. 907 00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:46,131 HE HAD THE CONCUSSION, AND SOMEHOW, 908 00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:49,601 HE'S GONNA BOUNCE BACK FROM IT, BUT HE'S GOT TO BOUNCE BACK 909 00:37:49,635 --> 00:37:51,937 BECAUSE IT'S NATIONAL-CHAMPIONSHIP TIME. 910 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,705 -WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT THESE GUYS 911 00:37:53,739 --> 00:37:55,173 THAT PRACTICE AND PRACTICE AND PRACTICE EVERY DAY, 912 00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:56,975 NEVER HAD ANY IDEA THAT THEY'D BE PLAYING 913 00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:58,910 IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, AND HERE THEY ARE, 914 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,612 REALLY STEPPING IT ON THE STARTING 915 00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:02,414 DEFENSIVE-LINEBACKER CORE RIGHT NOW 916 00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:03,849 FOR THE ACADIANA CAJUNS. 917 00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:07,218 -HONEY, IF YOU USE THIS, NO ONE WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 918 00:38:07,252 --> 00:38:08,620 -FINE. 919 00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:10,456 -I'M HAPPY TO TEACH YOU TO MAKE IT FROM SCRATCH. 920 00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:13,325 IT JUST -- IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO COOK. 921 00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:15,260 -IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S DICKIE. 922 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,928 HE'S BEEN ACTING REALLY WEIRD, 923 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:19,365 AND HE HASN'T BEEN SLEEPING AT ALL. 924 00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:22,434 -HONEY, HE'S ABOUT TO BE A PARENT. 925 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:24,736 THAT'S A LOT TO THINK ABOUT. 926 00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:27,172 HE'S PROBABLY NERVOUS AS ALL GET-OUT. 927 00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:30,742 I'M SURE YOU AND THE BABY ARE ALL THAT'S ON HIS MIND. 928 00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,744 -AND PORN. 929 00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:36,081 I CAUGHT HIM LOOKING AT PORN. 930 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:38,817 -HMM. 931 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:41,019 UM [SIGHS] 932 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,555 -WELL, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE, YOU KNOW, 933 00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:45,123 YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER? -[ SIGHS ] 934 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:46,124 A WHILE. 935 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,926 IT'S NOT LIKE IT USED TO BE. 936 00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:51,463 WITH THE BABY RIGHT THERE AND ALL, IT'S JUST GOTTEN WEIRD. 937 00:38:51,497 --> 00:38:53,465 -YOU KNOW, HONEY, THAT CAN HAPPEN. 938 00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:54,700 YOU GOT THE HORMONES. 939 00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:56,602 THERE'S A LOT GOING ON DOWN THERE. 940 00:38:56,635 --> 00:38:59,638 -I WOULD NOT WORRY ABOUT IT. -MM. 941 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,239 -ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WE NEED? 942 00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:02,741 -SOME PUDDING. 943 00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:07,045 -ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GET SOME CHOCOLATE PUDDING. 944 00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:09,781 YOU'RE NOT THINKING HE'S FOOLING AROUND, ARE YOU? 945 00:39:09,815 --> 00:39:11,450 -DICKIE? NO WAY. 946 00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:12,751 -GOOD. 947 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:15,053 -WHY? DO YOU THINK HE'S FOOLING AROUND? 948 00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:16,488 -HEAVENS NO. 949 00:39:16,522 --> 00:39:18,256 I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WERE THINKING THAT, 950 00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:19,324 WHICH YOU SHOULD NOT BE. 951 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,926 DON'T GO THERE. THAT'S POISON. 952 00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:24,763 THAT'S THE KIND OF THINKING THAT CAN MAKE A PERSON SICK. 953 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:27,399 I'M SORRY I EVEN BROUGHT IT UP. 954 00:39:27,433 --> 00:39:29,901 WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CONFRONT HIM ABOUT IT. 955 00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:32,938 THAT'S NOT GONNA DO EITHER ONE OF YOU ANY GOOD. 956 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,010 [ MID-TEMPO JAZZ PLAYS ] 957 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,569 -[ GASPS ] HEY, BOO. 958 00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:08,607 [ GIGGLING ] 959 00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:27,793 -PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 960 00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:30,261 -I'VE BEEN STUDYING THIS FOR OVER SIX MONTHS. 961 00:40:30,295 --> 00:40:31,262 I GUESS I DO. 962 00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:32,598 -WAS IT THAT MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE 963 00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,566 JUST TO GET THEM TO COME AND SET IT UP? 964 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,067 -THIS IS AN EDUCATION. -OHH. 965 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:38,804 -THE BEST WAY WE'RE GONNA GET TO KNOW THIS MACHINE IS 966 00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:41,106 BY SETTING IT UP, PUTTING IT TOGETHER OURSELVES. 967 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:44,576 DAWN, HAND ME A SCREWDRIVER, PLEASE. 968 00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:46,044 -SCREWDRIVER? 969 00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:48,514 -[ SIGHS ] OH, LORD. 970 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:52,083 AW, SHIT. 971 00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:09,501 OHH. 972 00:41:09,535 --> 00:41:10,669 GOD DAMN. 973 00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:12,704 -HOLD THE ORB OVER THE ABDOMEN. 974 00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:15,406 PLACE HANDS FIRMLY ON THE ORB. 975 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,742 [ MACHINERY WHIRRING ] 976 00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,176 GOOD. OKAY, NOW KEEP YOUR FINGERS THERE. 977 00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:20,579 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS. 978 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,280 ON A SCALE OF ONE TO FIVE -- 979 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:25,984 ONE BEING THE WORST, FIVE BEING THE BEST, ALL RIGHT? -- 980 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:28,787 HOW WOULD YOU RATE YOUR OVERALL HEALTH? 981 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:32,658 -WELL, DOCTOR, MOST DAYS ARE GOOD. 982 00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:34,125 [ MACHINERY BEEPING ] 983 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,161 BUT SOME DAYS I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M FALLING APART. 984 00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:38,363 LIKE, ESPECIALLY IF MY DAD REALLY IS -- 985 00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:39,497 -ONE TO FIVE, PLEASE. 986 00:41:39,531 --> 00:41:40,498 -OH, RIGHT. SORRY. 987 00:41:40,532 --> 00:41:45,537 UH, I GUESS ABOUT A... 988 00:41:45,571 --> 00:41:47,172 THREE. 989 00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:48,574 -WHAT'S IT DOING? 990 00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:51,176 -WELL, I'M ASKING HER SOME QUESTIONS OFF OF THIS SURVEY, 991 00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:52,544 AND WHILE I'M DOING THAT, 992 00:41:52,578 --> 00:41:54,846 THE ORB GENERATES A MAGNETIC RESONANCE. 993 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:58,950 AND THEN IT READS IT THROUGH THAT MACHINE 994 00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:00,952 AS IF IT'S PHYSICAL STIMULI TO THE BODY, 995 00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:03,021 AND THEN WE GET A N INTERPRETATION HERE. 996 00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:05,456 -OKAY, SO, WE'RE CONCENTRATING ON STRESSORS. 997 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:06,758 -BUT WE CAN BALANCE IT OUT 998 00:42:06,792 --> 00:42:08,393 WITH MEDICATION. -OKAY. 999 00:42:08,426 --> 00:42:15,901 -RIGHT NOW I WANT TO CLOSE THIS AND GET TO THE GOOD STUFF. 1000 00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:20,438 LOAD PATIENT RICHARD LeBLANC URINE. 1001 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:21,940 RUN ANALYSIS. 1002 00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:24,142 [ UPBEAT ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYS ] 1003 00:42:40,826 --> 00:42:43,829 -DR. GUIDRY, CAN WE ANALYZE MY PEE? 1004 00:42:43,862 --> 00:42:45,263 -WE'RE GONNA ANALYZE EVERYBODY'S PEE. 1005 00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:47,232 -OH, YEAH? EVERYBODY'S IN THE WHOLE WORLD? 1006 00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:48,233 [ GIGGLES ] 1007 00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:49,635 -THAT'S THE IDEA. 1008 00:42:49,668 --> 00:42:52,237 ON THE WHOLE INTERWEB AT LEAST. 1009 00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:53,404 -[ GIGGLES ] 1010 00:42:53,438 --> 00:42:56,041 [ Laughing ] OH. 1011 00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:58,977 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? -[ GIGGLES ] 1012 00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:00,478 -HAVE A DRINK WITH US, RICHARD. 1013 00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:04,349 -OH, YEAH. 1014 00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:06,117 -WE DID IT. 1015 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:07,285 -AH! 1016 00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:08,920 -WELL, TO THE HEALING ARTS. 1017 00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:09,721 -UH-HUH. 1018 00:43:09,755 --> 00:43:11,056 -YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME, HUH? 1019 00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:11,857 -OH! 1020 00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:14,626 -THERE YOU GO. THAT'S FUNNY. 1021 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:16,161 -AW. [ GIGGLES ] 1022 00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:17,195 -I GOT TO GO. 1023 00:43:17,228 --> 00:43:21,366 -NO, REALLY, CAN WE ANALYZE MY PEE? 1024 00:43:21,399 --> 00:43:22,467 [ DRUM PLAYS ] 1025 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:25,003 -* YOU DON'T 1026 00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:27,472 * THINK ABOUT ME 1027 00:43:27,505 --> 00:43:29,775 * YOU TALK 1028 00:43:29,808 --> 00:43:32,944 * BUT YOU DON'T SEE 1029 00:43:32,978 --> 00:43:36,314 * WHAT KIND OF MARKETING 1030 00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:39,350 DO YOU DO AT 11:00 AT NIGHT? 1031 00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:41,386 -I KNOW. ALL RIGHT? 1032 00:43:41,419 --> 00:43:43,321 I'M TRYING MY BEST. 1033 00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:44,956 THAT'S ALL I GOT. 1034 00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:48,093 [ FOOTSTEPS DEPART ] 1035 00:44:01,873 --> 00:44:03,909 [ DRUMS BEATING HEAVILY ] 1036 00:44:03,942 --> 00:44:05,911 -* YOU DON'T 1037 00:44:05,944 --> 00:44:07,913 * THINK ABOUT ME 1038 00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:09,848 * YOU TALK 1039 00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:12,350 * BUT YOU DON'T SEE 1040 00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:13,819 * WHAT KIND OF... 1041 00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:17,255 -OKAY, SCALE OF ONE TO FIVE, FIVE BEING THE MOST, 1042 00:44:17,288 --> 00:44:20,325 WHAT'S YOUR STRESS LEVEL RIGHT NOW? 1043 00:44:20,358 --> 00:44:21,392 -[ SIGHS ] 1044 00:44:21,426 --> 00:44:23,028 UH, YOU WANT -- YOU WANT THE TRUTH, 1045 00:44:23,061 --> 00:44:24,763 OR YOU WANT ME TO BE POSITIVE? 1046 00:44:24,796 --> 00:44:28,834 -I WANT THE TRUTH TO BE POSITIVE. 1047 00:44:28,867 --> 00:44:31,269 IF YOU WANT TO MANIFEST A POSITIVE DESTINY, 1048 00:44:31,302 --> 00:44:35,006 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE POSITIVE, REALLY BE POSITIVE. 1049 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,942 -WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 1050 00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:38,176 -TELL ME THE TRUTH. 1051 00:44:38,209 --> 00:44:40,111 -[ SIGHS ] 1052 00:44:40,145 --> 00:44:41,246 OKAY. 1053 00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:43,048 -ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, I GOT THE CAMERA. 1054 00:44:43,081 --> 00:44:45,016 BUT I SWEAR, IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THIS, MY DAD'S GONNA KILL ME. 1055 00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:46,351 HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I HAVE IT. 1056 00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:47,152 -YOU ROLLING? 1057 00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:48,887 -I'M ROLLING. -OKAY. 1058 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,655 -I NEED INTENSITY. -OKAY. GOOD. 1059 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,323 -MOTIVATION. BRING IT. 1060 00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:56,728 -HI. I'M DR. EDWARD GUIDRY FROM HARMONIC FAMILY DIAGNOSTICS. 1061 00:44:56,762 --> 00:45:00,732 SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD ABOUT THE EXCITING HARMONIC IR 3000 1062 00:45:00,766 --> 00:45:03,935 AND ITS NEW BREAKTHROUGHS... IN WELLNESS, 1063 00:45:03,969 --> 00:45:07,005 USING QUANTUM PHYSICS AND GSR TECHNOLOGY. 1064 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:09,841 THE IR 3000 SENDS DIGITAL WAVE FORMS 1065 00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:13,544 TO T-THE BODY WITH FLUCTUATIONS... 1066 00:45:13,578 --> 00:45:17,082 AS WELL AS MOVING PARTICLES. 1067 00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:18,383 -UH, CUT. 1068 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:20,819 -ALL I'M DOING IS JUST WHAT THEY SAY TO DO. 1069 00:45:20,852 --> 00:45:21,820 -YOU NEED TO GET TO THE PISS PART. 1070 00:45:21,853 --> 00:45:24,022 -IT'S TOO TECHNICAL. 1071 00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:25,356 WHERE'S THE SECRET NOW? 1072 00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:26,391 -ROLL. 1073 00:45:26,424 --> 00:45:27,859 -AND ACTION. 1074 00:45:27,893 --> 00:45:30,996 -ONE OF THE MOST EXCITING ASPECTS OF THE IR 3000 1075 00:45:31,029 --> 00:45:33,398 IS IT CAN FULLY ANALYZE URINE SAMPLES, 1076 00:45:33,431 --> 00:45:36,802 GIVING YOU THE FREEDOM TO ENJOY STATE-OF-THE-ART WELLNESS 1077 00:45:36,835 --> 00:45:38,937 IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME. 1078 00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:41,039 -SEND IT. -SEND IT. SEND IT. 1079 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,808 -E-MAIL... -IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY. 1080 00:45:42,841 --> 00:45:44,142 157 HITS ISN'T THAT BAD. 1081 00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:45,143 -IT SUCKS. 1082 00:45:45,176 --> 00:45:47,012 -I SENT OUT THREE SAMPLE KITS TODAY. 1083 00:45:47,045 --> 00:45:49,815 -THIS IS "DR. PHIL" SHIT WE'RE DOING. 1084 00:45:49,848 --> 00:45:51,082 IT'S NOT WORKING. 1085 00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:52,884 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO VIRAL. 1086 00:45:52,918 --> 00:45:54,652 AND FOR THAT, WE NEED HUMOR. 1087 00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:56,187 -AND HUMILIATION. 1088 00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:57,755 -WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MEDICINE AND HEALING? 1089 00:45:57,789 --> 00:45:59,757 -IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1090 00:45:59,791 --> 00:46:01,159 LAW OF AVERAGES SAYS 1091 00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:02,861 ONE IN EVERY 11 HITS IS GONNA BUY SOMETHING. 1092 00:46:02,894 --> 00:46:04,629 WE JUST GOT TO GET THEM TO THE SITE. 1093 00:46:04,662 --> 00:46:05,864 WE NEED TO GO VIRAL. 1094 00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:07,365 -HE'S RIGHT. 1095 00:46:07,398 --> 00:46:10,168 -IT IS BIGGER IN HERE. 1096 00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:12,938 BUT...WOULD YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE HERE? 1097 00:46:12,971 --> 00:46:14,372 -YEAH, I MEAN, I GUESS. 1098 00:46:14,405 --> 00:46:15,540 -SURROUNDED BY LOVE? 1099 00:46:15,573 --> 00:46:18,443 -YEAH, SHE'S GONNA BE SURROUNDED BY LOVE. 1100 00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:19,577 -WHERE'S RICHARD? 1101 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,712 -I DON'T KNOW. UM, HE'S COMING. 1102 00:46:21,746 --> 00:46:23,014 -[ SIGHS ] OKAY. 1103 00:46:23,048 --> 00:46:25,316 WE GOT TO CLEAR ALL OF THIS STUFF OUT. 1104 00:46:25,350 --> 00:46:27,352 DO YOU HAVE A TWIN BED THAT WE CAN MOVE IN HERE? 1105 00:46:27,385 --> 00:46:28,419 -MM-HMM. -YEAH. 1106 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:30,221 -MAKE SURE IT'S COVERED IN PLASTIC. 1107 00:46:30,255 --> 00:46:32,357 THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME BLOOD. 1108 00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:35,193 AND MAYBE SOME BOWLS FOR THE PLACENTA 1109 00:46:35,226 --> 00:46:37,728 AND IF YOU NEED TO THROW UP OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 1110 00:46:37,762 --> 00:46:42,868 AND MAYBE YOUR MAMA CAN HELP YOU HANG SOME SHEETS ON THE WALLS. 1111 00:46:42,901 --> 00:46:44,202 -OKAY. 1112 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:47,072 -AND BURN THIS WHENEVER YOU GET A CHANCE. 1113 00:46:47,105 --> 00:46:50,408 START GETTING RID OF THE NEGATIVE ENERGY 1114 00:46:50,441 --> 00:46:51,576 AND BAD SPIRITS. 1115 00:46:51,609 --> 00:46:54,212 I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN CLEANSE THIS PLACE. 1116 00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:55,680 -GOOD. -ALL RIGHT. 1117 00:46:55,713 --> 00:46:56,814 -THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 1118 00:46:56,848 --> 00:46:58,183 -I'M SORRY. I KNOW I'M LATE. 1119 00:46:58,216 --> 00:46:59,817 -WELL, YOU'RE HERE NOW. -[ SIGHS ] 1120 00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:01,452 -RICHARD, I WANT YOU TO MOVE THE TWIN BED 1121 00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:03,821 AND PUT IT RIGHT HERE. -YES, MA'AM. 1122 00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:05,623 -LET'S START DECORATING THIS PLACE 1123 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:09,995 WITH WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD AND STRONG. 1124 00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:12,530 I WANT YOU TO FIND AN IMAGE, 1125 00:47:12,563 --> 00:47:15,000 SOMETHING THAT MEANS SOMETHING TO YOU, 1126 00:47:15,033 --> 00:47:16,334 THAT GIVES YOU STRENGTH. 1127 00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:17,768 -[ SIGHS ] [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 1128 00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:19,337 -WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT IS, 1129 00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:21,672 WE'RE GONNA TACK IT RIGHT THERE ABOVE THE BED. 1130 00:47:21,706 --> 00:47:22,941 -OKAY. 1131 00:47:23,975 --> 00:47:26,811 -HELLO. 1132 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:29,647 THIS IS SHE. 1133 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:30,916 WHAT? 1134 00:47:38,023 --> 00:47:40,425 JOHN GUIDRY, PLEASE. 1135 00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:41,492 -AND YOU ARE? 1136 00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:42,660 -[ SIGHS ] HIS WIFE. 1137 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:45,696 -PAGING DR. LOCKHEAD TO SURGERY, 1138 00:47:45,730 --> 00:47:50,468 DR. LOCKHEAD TO SURGERY. 1139 00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:51,802 -HOW'S HE DOING? 1140 00:47:51,836 --> 00:47:53,771 -WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING YET. 1141 00:47:53,804 --> 00:47:55,306 -MS. GUIDRY, DR. BROWN WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 1142 00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:56,541 IF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY COULD 1143 00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:58,376 STEP RIGHT HERE -- -YOU KNOW WHAT? 1144 00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:01,479 I-I REALLY JUST NEED TO STAY RIGHT HERE IF YOU DON'T MIND. 1145 00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:02,580 -MOM, COME ON. RELAX. 1146 00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:03,714 -DON'T TELL ME THAT. I-- 1147 00:48:03,748 --> 00:48:04,782 -MS. GUIDRY? 1148 00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:06,751 -HOW IS HE? -HE'S FINE. 1149 00:48:06,784 --> 00:48:08,019 -OH, GOD. 1150 00:48:08,053 --> 00:48:09,054 -CAN I SEE YOU FOR A SECOND, PLEASE? 1151 00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:11,322 -YES. -EXCUSE US. 1152 00:48:11,356 --> 00:48:14,059 YOUR HUSBAND BELIEVES HE SUFFERED A HEART ATTACK. 1153 00:48:14,092 --> 00:48:15,260 -OH, MY GOD. 1154 00:48:15,293 --> 00:48:16,894 -BUT THERE'S NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THAT. 1155 00:48:16,928 --> 00:48:18,129 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1156 00:48:18,163 --> 00:48:19,697 -WELL, WE RAN A NUMBER OF TESTS -- 1157 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:22,800 CBC, CHEST X-RAY, TROPONIN -- 1158 00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:23,834 AND THEY'VE ALL COME UP NEGATIVE. 1159 00:48:23,868 --> 00:48:25,370 -SO... 1160 00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:26,904 -THERE'S NO HISTORY OF HEART DISEASE IN HIS FAMILY. 1161 00:48:26,938 --> 00:48:28,273 -NO. 1162 00:48:28,306 --> 00:48:29,740 -SO, INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVE AN EPISODE LIKE THIS 1163 00:48:29,774 --> 00:48:31,276 ARE USUALLY, UH, EXPERIENCING 1164 00:48:31,309 --> 00:48:33,611 SOME SENSE OF ANXIETY OR PANIC. 1165 00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:35,280 -PANIC? -YES. 1166 00:48:35,313 --> 00:48:37,182 HAS HE BEEN UNDER A LOT OF STRESS AT HOME? 1167 00:48:37,215 --> 00:48:40,151 -WELL, WE'VE BEEN DOING SOME RENOVATION, OR TRYING TO, 1168 00:48:40,185 --> 00:48:42,653 AND, YEAH, THAT'S BEEN KIND OF STRESSFUL. 1169 00:48:42,687 --> 00:48:44,722 -ANYTHING ELSE? 1170 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:47,892 -WELL, HE WAS LAID OFF, AND... 1171 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:51,796 IT'S A LONG STORY, BUT, YEAH, T-T-THAT'S BEEN A BIG DEAL. 1172 00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:53,364 -RIGHT. THAT COULD DO IT. 1173 00:48:53,398 --> 00:48:55,700 WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS WE'RE GONNA KEEP HIM OVERNIGHT, 1174 00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:57,168 AND WE'RE GOING TO MONITOR HIM 1175 00:48:57,202 --> 00:48:58,836 AND THEN GIVE HIM A STRESS TEST IN THE MORNING. 1176 00:48:58,869 --> 00:49:00,771 BUT QUITE HONESTLY, I THINK HE'S GONNA BE JUST FINE. 1177 00:49:00,805 --> 00:49:01,772 -OH. 1178 00:49:01,806 --> 00:49:03,674 THANK YOU. 1179 00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:05,210 -[ CHUCKLES ] YOU'RE WELCOME. -CAN I SEE HIM? 1180 00:49:05,243 --> 00:49:06,744 -ABSOLUTELY. HE'S, UH, UP THERE IN ROOM SIX. 1181 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:07,979 -ROOM SIX. 1182 00:49:08,013 --> 00:49:10,515 -OKAY, THANK YOU SO MUCH. -YOU'RE WELCOME. 1183 00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:12,217 -HEY, DOC, I'M JOHN GUIDRY'S SON. 1184 00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:14,085 -HI. -I PRACTICE MEDICINE, TOO. 1185 00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:15,686 -OH, OKAY, WELL, I CAN GET YOU HIS X-RAYS, 1186 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:16,887 AND I JUST GOT HIS SECOND TROPONIN BACK, 1187 00:49:16,921 --> 00:49:18,123 AND THEN I CAN -- 1188 00:49:18,156 --> 00:49:19,757 -OH, I'M ACTUALLY IN ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE. 1189 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,126 -OKAY. -HARMONIC RESONANCE, 1190 00:49:21,159 --> 00:49:22,893 BIOFEEDBACK -- YOU'VE HEARD OF IT. 1191 00:49:22,927 --> 00:49:25,696 -MORE HOMEOPATHIC REMEDIES? 1192 00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:27,032 -THAT'S PART OF IT, YEAH, 1193 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,566 BUT IT'S MUCH BIGGER THAN THAT, REALLY. 1194 00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:30,035 -[ CHUCKLES ] I GUESS I HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT. 1195 00:49:30,068 --> 00:49:31,302 -YEAH, IT'S CUTTING-EDGE STUFF. 1196 00:49:31,336 --> 00:49:32,670 LISTEN, YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE 1197 00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:34,539 ANY EXTRA URINE-SPECIMEN CONTAINERS LAYING AROUND, 1198 00:49:34,572 --> 00:49:35,606 WOULD YOU? 1199 00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:38,676 -HEY, HONEY. 1200 00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:40,111 [ MONITOR BEEPING ] 1201 00:49:40,145 --> 00:49:41,479 HOW YOU FEELING? 1202 00:49:41,512 --> 00:49:43,281 -[ SIGHS ] 1203 00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:46,017 -HEY, DAD. DON'T GO DYING ON US, ALL RIGHT? 1204 00:49:46,051 --> 00:49:47,585 -[ SIGHS ] -YOU COMING HOME TOMORROW? 1205 00:49:47,618 --> 00:49:48,719 -I HOPE SO. 1206 00:49:48,753 --> 00:49:51,756 -[ Loudly ] HEY, MR. JOHN, IT'S DICKIE. 1207 00:49:51,789 --> 00:49:53,758 -HE CAN HEAR YOU. 1208 00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:56,627 -[ Normal voice ] GOT THAT BIG GAME COMING UP. 1209 00:49:56,661 --> 00:49:57,762 THE CAJUNS NEED YOU. 1210 00:49:57,795 --> 00:49:58,763 -DADDY. YOU OKAY? 1211 00:49:58,796 --> 00:50:00,565 -SO THEY SAY. 1212 00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:02,800 -I THINK THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD DOCTOR. 1213 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,402 I REALLY LIKED HIM. 1214 00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:08,073 -YEAH, BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE A GOOD GRASP ON MODERN TECHNOLOGY. 1215 00:50:08,106 --> 00:50:10,275 -OKAY, I THINK WE SHOULD LET YOUR FATHER REST. 1216 00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:12,377 HE'S GOT A BIG STRESS TEST IN THE MORNING. 1217 00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:15,946 -AND YOU BETTER GET YOUR STRESSED ASS BACK HOME, OKAY? 1218 00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:18,116 -HOW'S YOUR BLADDER? 1219 00:50:18,149 --> 00:50:20,318 THINK YOU CAN GIVE ME SOME IN HERE? 1220 00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:24,055 -EVERYBODY OUT. I'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND. 1221 00:50:24,089 --> 00:50:26,724 -Okay, John. 1222 00:50:28,893 --> 00:50:30,561 I TALKED WITH THE DOCTOR. 1223 00:50:30,595 --> 00:50:36,201 AND HE SAID [SIGHS] HE THOUGHT YOU WERE SUFFERING FROM ANXIETY 1224 00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:40,538 AND MAYBE HAD A PANIC ATTACK. 1225 00:50:40,571 --> 00:50:44,375 AND I KNOW YOU DO NOT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. 1226 00:50:44,409 --> 00:50:46,444 BUT IT COULD REALLY HELP. 1227 00:50:47,645 --> 00:50:51,116 [ SIGHS ] I'M HERE FOR YOU. WE'RE ALL HERE YOU. 1228 00:50:51,149 --> 00:50:54,685 PLEASE, COULD YOU JUST TRY? 1229 00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:56,887 -[ CRYING ] 1230 00:50:56,921 --> 00:50:58,589 I CAN'T. 1231 00:50:58,623 --> 00:51:01,192 -YES...YOU...CAN. 1232 00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:05,796 JUST TRY, PLEASE. 1233 00:51:07,031 --> 00:51:10,835 THINK YOU CAN DO THIS FOR EDDIE? 1234 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,241 [ PATS SHOULDER ] 1235 00:51:16,274 --> 00:51:19,177 GET SOME REST. 1236 00:51:32,723 --> 00:51:35,793 -[ SIGHS ] 1237 00:51:41,399 --> 00:51:43,668 [ MID-TEMPO JAZZ PLAYS ] 1238 00:51:53,878 --> 00:51:58,048 [ MACHINERY HISSING ] 1239 00:51:58,082 --> 00:52:00,418 [ COMPUTER BEEPING RAPIDLY ] 1240 00:52:05,223 --> 00:52:07,392 [ MACHINERY WHIRS ] 1241 00:52:08,226 --> 00:52:10,628 [ MACHINERY WHIRRING ] 1242 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,535 [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ] 1243 00:52:28,413 --> 00:52:30,248 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1244 00:52:30,281 --> 00:52:31,916 -I'M WORKING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1245 00:52:31,949 --> 00:52:33,218 -I SAW THE LIGHTS WERE ON. 1246 00:52:33,251 --> 00:52:34,519 AND I KIND OF NEED A RIDE. 1247 00:52:34,552 --> 00:52:37,555 -WELL, I DON'T HAVE A CAR. 1248 00:52:37,588 --> 00:52:39,156 YOU CAN HANG OUT IF YOU WANT. 1249 00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:41,459 -OKAY. 1250 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:44,161 [ Chanting ] TWO BITS. FOUR BITS. 1251 00:52:44,195 --> 00:52:46,964 SIX BITS. A DOLLAR. 1252 00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:49,667 ALL FOR THE CAJUNS. 1253 00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:52,203 [ Weakly ] STAND UP AND HOLLER. 1254 00:52:52,237 --> 00:52:53,604 -YAY. 1255 00:52:53,638 --> 00:52:57,275 -[ Slurring ] DR. GUIDRY, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN 1256 00:52:57,308 --> 00:53:00,245 TO ONE OF THOSE PEP RALLIES? 1257 00:53:00,278 --> 00:53:02,980 GOD, THEY'RE SO LAME! 1258 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:05,850 I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG -- I LOVE FOOTBALL. 1259 00:53:05,883 --> 00:53:06,884 JUST KIDDING. 1260 00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:08,686 [ CHUCKLES ] I ACTUALLY HATE FOOTBALL. 1261 00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,222 I JUST -- THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU, 1262 00:53:11,256 --> 00:53:13,224 SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN ON MY MIND, 1263 00:53:13,258 --> 00:53:14,592 SOMETHING THAT I FEEL LIKE 1264 00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:18,195 I NEED TO MANIFEST MY OWN INTENTION. 1265 00:53:18,229 --> 00:53:20,398 -GO AHEAD. DO IT. -OKAY. 1266 00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:24,602 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 1267 00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:28,439 Harmonicfamilydiagnostics.com SUCKS. 1268 00:53:28,473 --> 00:53:31,576 I MEAN, IT'S NOT CATCHY. IT'S A MOUTHFUL. 1269 00:53:31,609 --> 00:53:33,378 IT'S NOT FUN. IT SUCKS. 1270 00:53:33,411 --> 00:53:34,712 -SO YOU DON'T LIKE THE NAME. 1271 00:53:34,745 --> 00:53:36,414 -[ Chuckling ] NO, I DON'T LIKE THE NAME. 1272 00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:38,416 -WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST? 1273 00:53:38,449 --> 00:53:41,185 -I WAS THINKING... 1274 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:45,423 youreincharge.org. 1275 00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:47,858 -YOU'RE IN CHARGE? -YEAH. LIKE "URINE." 1276 00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:50,795 LIKE "YOU ARE IN," BUT LIKE "URINE," LIKE -- LIKE PISS. 1277 00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:53,931 LIKE, "PISS IN THIS CUP, AND WE'LL DO OUR THING, 1278 00:53:53,964 --> 00:53:56,233 WE'LL ANALYZE IT, AND YOU CAN FINALLY TAKE CHARGE 1279 00:53:56,267 --> 00:53:57,902 OF YOUR HEALTH FOR ONCE," YOU KNOW? 1280 00:53:57,935 --> 00:53:59,270 -BUT WHY NOT .com? 1281 00:53:59,304 --> 00:54:00,705 -'CAUSE IT'S TAKEN. 1282 00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:02,773 .Org I THINK IS A MUCH BETTER FIT FOR US. 1283 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:04,675 PEOPLE -- PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY THINK 1284 00:54:04,709 --> 00:54:06,143 IT'S A NONPROFIT, YOU KNOW? 1285 00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:07,445 OH. [ SIGHS ] 1286 00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:09,947 I ALREADY BOUGHT IT, SO... 1287 00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:11,782 -THE WEBSITE? -YEAH. 1288 00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:14,985 BUT, YOU KNOW, DR. GUIDRY, YOU CAN BUY IT FROM ME 1289 00:54:15,019 --> 00:54:19,256 FOR 1,000 LITTLE DOLLARS. 1290 00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:20,291 -I'M SO SHORT. -NO, I KNOW. 1291 00:54:20,325 --> 00:54:23,561 BUT I'LL TAKE A BEER. 1292 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,530 DO WE HAVE ANY BEER HERE? 1293 00:54:27,332 --> 00:54:31,235 -HEY, GUYS. HOW'S IT GOING? -HEY. 1294 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:33,538 WELCOME BACK. 1295 00:54:33,571 --> 00:54:36,474 -JOHN, EDDIE LEFT YOU THESE. 1296 00:54:36,507 --> 00:54:40,210 HE SAID THEY WOULD BALANCE THE HEART. 1297 00:54:40,244 --> 00:54:42,580 SAM. 1298 00:54:44,048 --> 00:54:45,983 WE'RE BACK IF YOU WANT THE CAR. HERE. 1299 00:54:46,016 --> 00:54:47,217 WHAT'S THAT? 1300 00:54:47,251 --> 00:54:50,287 -IT'S PEPPER. YOU CAN'T SEE THAT? 1301 00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:51,922 -[ Chuckling ] OUR OLD DOG? 1302 00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:54,291 -I'M TRYING TO PAINT THE IMAGE OF STRENGTH FOR THE CEILING. 1303 00:54:54,325 --> 00:54:55,526 -OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 1304 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,628 YEAH, I LIKE THE IDEA OF USING PEPPER. 1305 00:54:57,662 --> 00:54:58,663 NICE. 1306 00:54:58,696 --> 00:55:01,966 -SHE WAS ABLE TO HAVE 13 PUPPIES, 1307 00:55:01,999 --> 00:55:04,769 AND ALL I WANT IS ONE. 1308 00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:09,073 -I CAN SEE PEPPER IN THAT. -[ SIGHS ] 1309 00:55:09,106 --> 00:55:14,379 [ Laughing ] YOU DEFINITELY CANNOT SEE PEPPER. 1310 00:55:21,686 --> 00:55:24,822 -HELLO. I'M DR. EDWARD GUIDRY WITH youreincharge.org. 1311 00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:28,526 TODAY I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A VERY SPECIAL YOUNG LADY. 1312 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:29,760 COULD YOU TELL US YOUR NAME, PLEASE? 1313 00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:30,895 -ALICIA. 1314 00:55:30,928 --> 00:55:32,096 -AND HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY, ALICIA? 1315 00:55:32,129 --> 00:55:33,631 -MUCH BETTER. 1316 00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,366 -WHEN ALICIA'S MOTHER BROUGHT HER IN TO US, 1317 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,969 SHE WAS SUFFERING FROM A.D.D., CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME, 1318 00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:40,137 AND A BROAD SPECTRUM 1319 00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:41,606 OF SEROTONIN-RELATED DEFICIENCIES. 1320 00:55:41,639 --> 00:55:43,240 ISN'T THAT RIGHT? 1321 00:55:43,273 --> 00:55:45,743 -THERE WERE DAYS WHEN SHE COULDN'T GET OUT OF BED. 1322 00:55:45,776 --> 00:55:47,845 IT'S AMAZING THE EFFECT THIS HAS HAD ON HER. 1323 00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:50,247 -ALICIA, COULD YOU SHOW US SOME OF THE THINGS 1324 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,751 THAT YOU'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO SINCE TAKING THE OMNILIXER TH3? 1325 00:55:53,784 --> 00:55:54,552 -OKAY. 1326 00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:55,753 -GO AHEAD. 1327 00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:57,522 -[ CLEARS THROAT ] 1328 00:55:57,555 --> 00:55:59,557 * AHHHHHHH * 1329 00:56:00,658 --> 00:56:02,927 [ WAGNER'S "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" PLAYS ] 1330 00:56:04,061 --> 00:56:05,930 [ WHOOSHING ] 1331 00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:24,114 [ GLASS SHATTERS, DOG BARKING ] 1332 00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:25,550 -GOSH! -DID I DO IT? 1333 00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:26,784 -OH, I'M SO SORRY! -NO, YOU DIDN'T DO IT, BABY. 1334 00:56:26,817 --> 00:56:28,252 -GET IN THE TRUCK. -SORRY. OHH. 1335 00:56:28,285 --> 00:56:29,319 -IT'S OKAY. NOT YOUR FAULT. 1336 00:56:29,353 --> 00:56:31,922 ALL RIGHT. IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 1337 00:56:31,956 --> 00:56:33,891 WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE. [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 1338 00:56:47,938 --> 00:56:49,707 -SAM, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 1339 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,642 -YOU TRYING TO SMOKE US OUT? -I HADN'T BURNED ANY YET. 1340 00:56:51,676 --> 00:56:53,243 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE COMING UNTIL NOW. 1341 00:56:53,277 --> 00:56:54,311 [ SMOKE ALARM BEEPING ] 1342 00:56:54,344 --> 00:56:55,646 OH, GOD. WOULD YOU TURN THAT OFF? 1343 00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,347 -WHAT'S THAT? 1344 00:56:57,381 --> 00:56:58,483 -IT'S FOR THE SPIRITS! 1345 00:56:58,516 --> 00:56:59,717 -SPIRITS? 1346 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:00,985 -WEIRD ONES, DEAD ONES, RELATIVES. 1347 00:57:01,018 --> 00:57:02,487 -OH, WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT. -WHATEVER. 1348 00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,988 [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ] -SHIT! 1349 00:57:04,021 --> 00:57:05,389 -HERE. HOLD THAT. 1350 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:07,257 -HI. COME IN. -HI. 1351 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:08,526 -SAM, THIS IS LARITA. 1352 00:57:08,559 --> 00:57:09,960 -HI. HOW ARE YOU? -HI. 1353 00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:12,763 -I'M SORRY. WE KIND OF SMOKED Y'ALL OUT HERE. 1354 00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:15,132 -WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST ONE TO SET OFF A SMOKE ALARM. 1355 00:57:15,165 --> 00:57:16,233 -OKAY. DICKIE! 1356 00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:17,502 [ SMOKE ALARM CLATTERS ] 1357 00:57:17,535 --> 00:57:19,369 [ BEEPING STOPS ] 1358 00:57:19,403 --> 00:57:20,871 -HI. 1359 00:57:20,905 --> 00:57:22,439 -HI. 1360 00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:24,041 -THIS IS LARITA. 1361 00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:26,110 SHE'S COME TO CLEANSE THE HOUSE AND GIVE THE BLESSINGS. 1362 00:57:26,143 --> 00:57:28,445 -IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. -SAME HERE. 1363 00:57:28,479 --> 00:57:31,315 SO...WHAT IS THIS? 1364 00:57:31,348 --> 00:57:32,817 -THAT'S PEPPER, MY OLD DOG. 1365 00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:36,020 -THAT'S HER IMAGE OF STRENGTH. 1366 00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:38,255 -OH. OKAY. 1367 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:39,256 -WHAT IS THAT? 1368 00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:40,658 -OH, JUST SOAKING UP 1369 00:57:40,691 --> 00:57:42,527 ANYTHING YOU MIGHT'VE MISSED WITH THE HERBS. 1370 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,963 -UH, WHY DON'T YOU HELP AMY SET UP THE CANDLES, PLEASE. 1371 00:57:45,996 --> 00:57:47,231 -OKAY. 1372 00:57:47,264 --> 00:57:48,599 [ SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYS ] 1373 00:57:48,633 --> 00:57:51,301 -I THINK WE NEED TO MOVE ANYTHING OUT OF HERE 1374 00:57:51,335 --> 00:57:53,103 THAT DOES NOT BELONG, PLEASE. 1375 00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:59,076 I SEE WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 1376 00:57:59,109 --> 00:58:00,545 [ SIGHS ] 1377 00:58:00,578 --> 00:58:02,079 -YOU COMFORTABLE? 1378 00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:03,480 -YEP. 1379 00:58:03,514 --> 00:58:04,849 IS THIS GONNA HURT? 1380 00:58:04,882 --> 00:58:07,384 -OH, BABY, THIS IS JUST A FAMILY BLESSING. 1381 00:58:07,417 --> 00:58:11,388 NOW, WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS CLOSE YOUR EYES 1382 00:58:11,421 --> 00:58:15,359 AND THINK OF THE MOST PEACEFUL, RELAXING PLACE YOU CAN IMAGINE. 1383 00:58:15,392 --> 00:58:17,227 GO ON. 1384 00:58:17,261 --> 00:58:19,296 -[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 1385 00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:20,798 -You got the chain? Yes. 1386 00:58:24,902 --> 00:58:29,139 THIS PLACE YOU'RE IMAGINING IS A SPECIAL PLACE. 1387 00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:31,742 IT'S THE SAFEST PLACE IN THE WORLD. 1388 00:58:31,776 --> 00:58:34,378 ALL YOUR FAMILY IS AROUND YOU. 1389 00:58:34,411 --> 00:58:37,982 YOU SEE THEM? 1390 00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:40,718 GOOD. 1391 00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:43,921 AND I WANT YOU TO PLACE YOUR HANDS 1392 00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:48,893 RIGHT HERE ON HER STOMACH. 1393 00:58:50,394 --> 00:58:53,463 NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1394 00:58:53,497 --> 00:58:55,600 YOU, TOO. 1395 00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:57,702 BREATHE DEEP. 1396 00:58:57,735 --> 00:58:59,203 [ ALL BREATHE DEEPLY ] 1397 00:58:59,236 --> 00:59:05,643 DEEP AND FULL OF LOVE FOR THE GUIDRY FAMILY AND THE... 1398 00:59:05,676 --> 00:59:07,444 What's your family, baby? 1399 00:59:07,477 --> 00:59:08,512 -LeBLANC. 1400 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:10,347 -...AND FOR THE LeBLANC FAMILY. 1401 00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:14,785 THEY'RE ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW TO BLESS THIS BABY 1402 00:59:14,819 --> 00:59:18,122 AND BRING IT INTO THIS WORLD SAFELY. 1403 00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:21,191 THOSE OF THE SPIRIT WORLD AND OF THE LIVING WORLD, 1404 00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:26,330 YOU FEEL THAT LIGHT FROM THIS MAMA AND HER BABY. 1405 00:59:26,363 --> 00:59:28,032 YOU FEEL IT?! 1406 00:59:28,065 --> 00:59:29,199 -YES. 1407 00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:32,737 -EVERY PERSON IN THIS ROOM HAS THAT LIGHT. 1408 00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:35,205 AND WE'RE ALL CONNECTED. 1409 00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:38,408 SO LET IT RISE AND SHINE. 1410 00:59:38,442 --> 00:59:40,778 [ DOOR OPENS ] 1411 00:59:40,811 --> 00:59:42,680 WHO'S THAT? 1412 00:59:42,713 --> 00:59:46,083 -THAT'S OUR SON, EDDIE. 1413 00:59:46,116 --> 00:59:48,552 -GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE AND GET THIS CLEANSING! 1414 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,054 COME ON, GET YOUR CANDLE. 1415 00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:53,624 I WANT YOU TO PLACE YOUR HAND RIGHT HERE. 1416 00:59:53,658 --> 00:59:57,061 THAT'S IT. 1417 00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:59,664 MR. LeBLANC, THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME 1418 00:59:59,697 --> 01:00:03,167 TO SAY A PRAYER FOR THE CLEANSING. 1419 01:00:07,371 --> 01:00:10,074 EVERYBODY CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1420 01:00:12,643 --> 01:00:15,980 OH, MY GOD, I'M SORRY. 1421 01:00:16,013 --> 01:00:19,583 I FIRMLY INTEND TO MAKE UP FOR MY SINS 1422 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:22,386 AND LOVE AS I SHOULD. 1423 01:00:22,419 --> 01:00:24,889 AMEN. 1424 01:00:50,815 --> 01:00:53,383 -[ SIGHS ] 1425 01:00:57,487 --> 01:00:59,656 -WE'RE GOOD? 1426 01:01:23,113 --> 01:01:25,182 -[ SIGHS ] 1427 01:01:44,935 --> 01:01:47,738 I'M DR. EDWARD GUIDRY WITH youreincharge.org. 1428 01:01:47,772 --> 01:01:51,842 TODAY I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A VERY SPECIAL YOUNG LADY. 1429 01:01:51,876 --> 01:01:53,410 [ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] 1430 01:02:01,485 --> 01:02:03,687 HMM. 1431 01:02:06,656 --> 01:02:09,159 -I THINK YOU'VE GOT A FISH. -[ CHUCKLES ] 1432 01:02:09,193 --> 01:02:11,295 -WHOA! -AAH! 1433 01:02:11,328 --> 01:02:13,864 -[ CHUCKLES ] -PULL IT UP. 1434 01:02:13,898 --> 01:02:15,465 [ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] 1435 01:02:15,499 --> 01:02:18,068 -WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE SOME FUN WITH A FIRE. 1436 01:02:18,102 --> 01:02:20,070 CAMPING IN THE WINTER CAN BE FUN. 1437 01:02:20,104 --> 01:02:23,107 -[ SCREAMING ] 1438 01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:26,510 -OW! -[ LAUGHING ] 1439 01:02:41,058 --> 01:02:43,828 -HELLO, DR. GUIDRY. 1440 01:02:43,861 --> 01:02:46,463 HOW ARE WE TODAY? 1441 01:02:46,496 --> 01:02:47,464 OH. 1442 01:02:47,497 --> 01:02:49,333 VERY FINE. 1443 01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:51,936 VERY CLEANSED. 1444 01:02:51,969 --> 01:02:57,541 BECAUSE YESTERDAY IS HISTORY. 1445 01:02:57,574 --> 01:03:01,578 TOMORROW IS A MYSTERY. 1446 01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:03,914 TODAY IS A GIFT. 1447 01:03:03,948 --> 01:03:09,053 THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT THE PRESENT. 1448 01:03:12,389 --> 01:03:13,623 [ SIGHS ] 1449 01:03:13,657 --> 01:03:16,026 THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO THIS EMERGENCY BOARD MEETING. 1450 01:03:16,060 --> 01:03:17,962 I THINK WE ALL KNOW 1451 01:03:17,995 --> 01:03:20,664 THAT OUR SALES ARE IN THE TOILET RIGHT NOW. 1452 01:03:20,697 --> 01:03:22,566 YES, SIR? YOU IN THE FRONT ROW. 1453 01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:24,334 -WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 1454 01:03:24,368 --> 01:03:25,169 -YES. 1455 01:03:25,202 --> 01:03:26,636 -WE HAVE HAD 13 SALES. 1456 01:03:26,670 --> 01:03:28,272 -THANKS, DAWN. 1457 01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:29,406 [ SIGHS ] 1458 01:03:29,439 --> 01:03:31,041 LIKE I WAS SAYING, 1459 01:03:31,075 --> 01:03:33,110 OUR GREAT COMPANY HAS FALLEN ONTO HARD TIMES. 1460 01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:34,578 -CAN WE -- CAN WE BE SERIOUS? 1461 01:03:34,611 --> 01:03:37,147 -YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 1462 01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:39,083 THIS IS OUR FIRST BILL -- 1463 01:03:39,116 --> 01:03:41,085 YOU KNOW, THE ONE WE GOT TO PAY EVERY MONTH 1464 01:03:41,118 --> 01:03:43,653 TO KEEP THIS FRANCHISE AND THE MACHINE. 1465 01:03:43,687 --> 01:03:45,589 IT'S DUE IN TWO WEEKS. 1466 01:03:45,622 --> 01:03:49,193 WE GOT TO SELL 350 UNITS JUST TO COVER THIS. 1467 01:03:49,226 --> 01:03:51,361 WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT AT THIS RATE. 1468 01:03:51,395 --> 01:03:54,331 AND IF WE DON'T, THEY'RE GONNA GO LEGAL ON US. 1469 01:03:54,364 --> 01:03:55,199 -[ SIGHS ] 1470 01:03:55,232 --> 01:03:56,901 -IT DOESN'T HAVE TO COME TO THAT. 1471 01:03:56,934 --> 01:03:57,902 WE'VE JUST BEEN AIMING TOO LOW. 1472 01:03:57,935 --> 01:03:59,269 THAT'S PARTLY MY FAULT. 1473 01:03:59,303 --> 01:04:01,972 IF WE HAD THE MONEY TO SPEND ON ADVERTISING 1474 01:04:02,006 --> 01:04:04,641 LIKE OTHER PEOPLE COULD, WE'D HAVE DONE IT. 1475 01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:06,643 WE DON'T HAVE THAT LUXURY. 1476 01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:08,178 WE HAVE THE INTERNET. 1477 01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:11,815 WE NEED EBOLA. WE NEED THE PLAGUE. 1478 01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:13,483 THAT'S HOW VIRAL WE HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW. 1479 01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:18,055 WHAT THIS COMPANY NEEDS IS A HERO WHO CAN TAKE CHARGE. 1480 01:04:18,088 --> 01:04:21,558 WE NEED A SUPERHERO. 1481 01:04:22,759 --> 01:04:26,496 -[ LAUGHING ] 1482 01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:34,004 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? 1483 01:04:34,038 --> 01:04:36,640 -DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING? 1484 01:04:38,075 --> 01:04:39,476 WHAT'S TODAY? 1485 01:04:39,509 --> 01:04:40,544 IT'S FRIDAY. 1486 01:04:40,577 --> 01:04:41,878 -ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1487 01:04:41,912 --> 01:04:43,013 -WHAT'S TONIGHT? 1488 01:04:43,047 --> 01:04:44,348 -FRIDAY NIGHT. 1489 01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:46,016 -AND WHAT'S THE BIGGEST GODDAMN 1490 01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:47,751 THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED IN THIS TOWN 1491 01:04:47,784 --> 01:04:49,853 THAT'S GONNA BE ALL OVER NATIONAL TELEVISION TONIGHT? 1492 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:51,221 -THE GAME? 1493 01:04:51,255 --> 01:04:54,391 -THE GAME, THE NATIONAL-CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. 1494 01:04:54,424 --> 01:04:56,060 YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE WATCHING THAT? 1495 01:04:56,093 --> 01:04:57,461 -LIKE MILLIONS. 1496 01:04:57,494 --> 01:04:58,728 -MILLIONS. 1497 01:04:58,762 --> 01:04:59,964 THIS IS OUR CHANCE. 1498 01:04:59,997 --> 01:05:01,198 DO YOU WANT TO TAKE IT? 1499 01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:03,167 -THIS IS BRILLIANT. 1500 01:05:04,935 --> 01:05:07,337 -BRILLIANT? 1501 01:05:07,371 --> 01:05:09,906 WHAT THE HELL'S BRILLIANT ABOUT THIS?! 1502 01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:13,043 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN?! 1503 01:05:13,077 --> 01:05:16,346 -YEAH, ACTUALLY, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 1504 01:05:17,514 --> 01:05:19,316 -YES, I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I'M CALLING. 1505 01:05:19,349 --> 01:05:24,121 THERE SHOULD AT LEAST BE ABOUT $9,500 IN THERE. 1506 01:05:24,154 --> 01:05:25,655 THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE. 1507 01:05:25,689 --> 01:05:29,593 IS IT POSSIBLE THAT ANOTHER RICHARD LeBLANC -- 1508 01:05:29,626 --> 01:05:33,397 WHAT, LIKE, WAS THERE FRAUD OR IDENTITY THEFT OR SOMETHING? 1509 01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:34,898 -OH, LORD. 1510 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:37,301 -NO, I'VE NOT SPOKEN WITH MR. LeBLANC. 1511 01:05:37,334 --> 01:05:38,835 I JUST FOUND THIS OUT. 1512 01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:42,006 FINE. 1513 01:05:42,039 --> 01:05:44,674 THIS IS CRAZY. 1514 01:05:47,044 --> 01:05:49,379 [ SIGHS ] 1515 01:05:49,413 --> 01:05:52,549 HI. RICHARD LeBLANC, PLEASE. UM, SALES. 1516 01:05:54,751 --> 01:05:56,120 WHAT DO YOU MEAN 1517 01:05:56,153 --> 01:05:58,422 HE'S NOT AN EMPLOYEE AT THE COMPANY ANYMORE? 1518 01:05:59,856 --> 01:06:01,191 WELL, THEN WHERE IS HE? 1519 01:06:01,225 --> 01:06:05,962 OKAY, UM [SIGHS] THANK YOU. 1520 01:06:05,996 --> 01:06:09,766 -SAM, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1521 01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:11,268 -I GOT TO GO OUTSIDE, MOM. 1522 01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:13,470 -HONEY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED? -DON'T -- DON'T TOUCH ME. 1523 01:06:13,503 --> 01:06:14,771 -DON'T! JESUS. 1524 01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:16,573 -[ Crying ] OHHHHH! 1525 01:06:16,606 --> 01:06:17,707 I CAN'T DO IT! 1526 01:06:17,741 --> 01:06:19,476 -HONEY! I ASKED YOU NOT TO GO THERE! 1527 01:06:19,509 --> 01:06:21,711 -I CAN'T DO ANYTHING! -YOU DON'T HAVE THE FACTS YET. 1528 01:06:21,745 --> 01:06:25,615 PLEASE, DON'T GO TO THE POISON ZONE. 1529 01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:27,484 -JUST CALM DOWN, SAM. 1530 01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:28,818 -OH, MOM, STOP! 1531 01:06:28,852 --> 01:06:31,021 -OHH! AAH! 1532 01:06:31,055 --> 01:06:32,122 SON OF A BITCH! 1533 01:06:32,156 --> 01:06:33,323 -OHH! SAM! 1534 01:06:33,357 --> 01:06:34,124 -[ SOBS ] 1535 01:06:34,158 --> 01:06:36,393 -HONEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1536 01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:38,762 -OH, SAM, PLEASE DON'T. 1537 01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:42,099 -[ SCREAMS ] SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! 1538 01:06:42,132 --> 01:06:44,201 -AW. OH, HONEY. 1539 01:06:44,234 --> 01:06:46,070 -[ SOBBING ] 1540 01:06:46,103 --> 01:06:47,571 -COME ON, MAN. 1541 01:06:47,604 --> 01:06:49,139 WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU? 1542 01:06:49,173 --> 01:06:51,241 A SLAP ON THE WRIST? MAYBE A NIGHT IN JAIL? 1543 01:06:51,275 --> 01:06:53,377 IF I DO IT, I'LL GO BACK TO PRISON. 1544 01:06:53,410 --> 01:06:56,246 THIS IS DEFINITELY A MAJOR VIOLATION OF MY PAROLE. 1545 01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:58,315 -THIS IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR, EDDIE! 1546 01:06:58,348 --> 01:06:59,683 -THIS IS COMPLETELY INSANE. 1547 01:06:59,716 --> 01:07:00,717 -IT'S NOT THAT INSANE. 1548 01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:02,852 IT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD IDEA. 1549 01:07:02,886 --> 01:07:04,254 -THEN HOW ABOUT YOU DO IT? 1550 01:07:04,288 --> 01:07:05,922 -'CAUSE MY DAD WOULD DISOWN ME. 1551 01:07:05,955 --> 01:07:07,824 -WELL, HOW ABOUT MY FATHER, HUH? 1552 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:09,326 OR HOW ABOUT MY FATHER-IN-LAW? 1553 01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,027 EVEN BETTER. BIGGEST FAN EVER. 1554 01:07:11,061 --> 01:07:13,163 WHAT ABOUT MY WHOLE FAMILY? 1555 01:07:13,197 --> 01:07:14,731 -I'M FAMILY. 1556 01:07:14,764 --> 01:07:16,233 WHAT THE HELL? 1557 01:07:16,266 --> 01:07:18,702 DUDE, THIS IS OUR MOMENT. 1558 01:07:18,735 --> 01:07:21,371 WE'RE GONNA GO VIRAL, AND WE'RE GONNA GET RICH. 1559 01:07:21,405 --> 01:07:25,475 WE NEED YOU, DICKIE. PLEASE. 1560 01:07:25,509 --> 01:07:27,877 -WHY DON'T YOU JUST WEAR A MASK? 1561 01:07:27,911 --> 01:07:29,379 DUH. 1562 01:07:29,413 --> 01:07:30,914 -IT'S ALL ABOUT THE NATIONAL-CHAMPIONSHIP GAME 1563 01:07:30,947 --> 01:07:31,915 FOR THE ACADIANA CAJUNS. 1564 01:07:31,948 --> 01:07:33,283 -I HAVE NO IDEA, 1565 01:07:33,317 --> 01:07:36,553 BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE A GOOD EXPLANATION. 1566 01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:38,988 -YEAH, LIKE HE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR. 1567 01:07:39,022 --> 01:07:40,424 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 1568 01:07:42,759 --> 01:07:43,593 -[ SIGHS ] 1569 01:07:43,627 --> 01:07:46,563 -WHERE'S EDDIE? -I HAVE NO IDEA. 1570 01:07:46,596 --> 01:07:48,965 -HE'S BEEN USING OUR DAUGHTER IN HIS LATEST SCAM. 1571 01:07:48,998 --> 01:07:50,300 -I'M IN A COMMERCIAL, MAWMAW. 1572 01:07:50,334 --> 01:07:52,736 -WELL, THAT'S GOOD, HONEY. -NO, IT'S NOT. 1573 01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:55,071 -YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S HAVE SOME ICED TEA, OKAY? 1574 01:07:55,105 --> 01:07:56,840 -AND -- AND WE'LL JUST SIT DOWN AND TALK THIS OVER. 1575 01:07:56,873 --> 01:07:59,476 -[ GROANING ] 1576 01:08:00,344 --> 01:08:02,112 -OH, GOD. WAIT. 1577 01:08:02,146 --> 01:08:04,548 -[ CONTINUES GROANING ] 1578 01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:07,117 -DOES IT MATTER IF IT'S A COP UNIFORM 1579 01:08:07,151 --> 01:08:08,718 OR A SECURITY UNIFORM OR... 1580 01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:10,754 I MEAN, WE HAVE SOME REALLY GREAT COP STUFF. 1581 01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:13,657 -OH, YEAH, LET'S JUST IMPERSONATE POLICE OFFICERS 1582 01:08:13,690 --> 01:08:14,491 WHILE WE'RE AT IT. 1583 01:08:14,524 --> 01:08:17,161 -WHAT'S THE PLAY ABOUT? 1584 01:08:17,194 --> 01:08:21,365 -AMERICA AND, UH, COPS AND... 1585 01:08:21,398 --> 01:08:23,300 AND FAMILY VALUES. 1586 01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:26,536 -NO, IT'S REALLY ABOUT TWO BROTHERS 1587 01:08:26,570 --> 01:08:29,339 SET TO BECOME FAMOUS ON THE INTERWEBS, 1588 01:08:29,373 --> 01:08:33,310 ONLY TO REALIZE IT'S EACH OTHER THAT THEY NEED THE MOST. 1589 01:08:33,343 --> 01:08:35,779 STARRING RICHARD LeBLANC AND -- 1590 01:08:35,812 --> 01:08:37,981 -WE'LL GO AHEAD AND LOOK AT THE SECURITY UNIFORMS 1591 01:08:38,014 --> 01:08:39,048 IF YOU DON'T MIND. 1592 01:08:39,082 --> 01:08:40,049 -OKAY, THEY'RE RIGHT OVER HERE. 1593 01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:41,785 LET'S SEE. 1594 01:08:41,818 --> 01:08:44,321 -[ SIGHS ] YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. 1595 01:08:44,354 --> 01:08:45,889 -ARE YOU KIDDING? 1596 01:08:45,922 --> 01:08:47,724 THIS IS GONNA LOOK AWESOME ON MY CURRICULUM VURRICULUM. 1597 01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:48,958 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1598 01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:50,594 I'LL MAKE SURE TO GIVE YOU A GOOD REFERENCE LETTER. 1599 01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:53,297 -MM, THANK YOU, DR. GUIDRY. 1600 01:08:53,330 --> 01:08:55,665 -DO YOU GOT ANY WRASSLIN' MASKS BY ANY CHANCE? 1601 01:08:55,699 --> 01:08:56,900 -[ SCREAMING ] 1602 01:08:56,933 --> 01:08:58,802 -SAM, JUST THINK OF PEPPER. 1603 01:08:58,835 --> 01:09:00,270 -[ BREATHING DEEPLY ] 1604 01:09:00,304 --> 01:09:02,606 [ Crying ] OH, GOD! AAH! 1605 01:09:02,639 --> 01:09:03,873 [ SCREAMING ] 1606 01:09:03,907 --> 01:09:05,775 -HONEY, TRY YOUR BREATHING. TRY YOUR BREATHING. 1607 01:09:05,809 --> 01:09:07,411 -OHH! I CAN'T. -YES, YOU CAN. COME ON. 1608 01:09:07,444 --> 01:09:08,912 TRY IT. IT'LL FEEL BETTER. 1609 01:09:08,945 --> 01:09:09,913 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 1610 01:09:09,946 --> 01:09:11,748 -HOW FAST ARE THEY COMING? 1611 01:09:11,781 --> 01:09:13,217 -ABOUT TWO MINUTES APART. 1612 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,451 -OHH, THEY HURT. 1613 01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,186 -I KNOW THEY DO, BABY. 1614 01:09:16,220 --> 01:09:17,754 -OH, THEY REALLY HURT. 1615 01:09:17,787 --> 01:09:20,624 -AND YOU CAN DO THIS. I KNOW YOU CAN. 1616 01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:21,925 WHERE ARE YOU FEELING THE PRESSURE? 1617 01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:24,127 -[ INHALES SHARPLY ] IN MY BACK. 1618 01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:25,862 -MAMA, WHEN SHE HAS A CONTRACTION, 1619 01:09:25,895 --> 01:09:27,597 YOU CAN GIVE HER SOME COUNTERPRESSURE, OKAY? 1620 01:09:27,631 --> 01:09:29,433 WE NEED YOU ON YOUR BACK FOR JUST A MINUTE. 1621 01:09:29,466 --> 01:09:31,468 WE NEED TO CHECK THE BABY NOW, OKAY? 1622 01:09:31,501 --> 01:09:33,270 -THIS WAS A REALLY BAD IDEA. 1623 01:09:33,303 --> 01:09:34,738 -YOU'RE STILL EARLY YET. 1624 01:09:34,771 --> 01:09:35,805 -OHH! OW! 1625 01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:37,341 -YOU'RE ONLY ABOUT THREE CENTIMETERS. 1626 01:09:37,374 --> 01:09:38,342 -OW! OW! NO! 1627 01:09:38,375 --> 01:09:40,944 -BABY, YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 1628 01:09:40,977 --> 01:09:42,712 THAT'S A SWEET BABY. -OH, I CAN'T DO IT. 1629 01:09:42,746 --> 01:09:44,314 -WE'LL GET YOU BACK ON YOUR SIDE. 1630 01:09:44,348 --> 01:09:46,783 -[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1631 01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:50,053 I THINK I'M GONNA NEED SOME DRUGS. 1632 01:09:50,086 --> 01:09:51,721 DO YOU -- DO YOU HAVE DRUGS? 1633 01:09:51,755 --> 01:09:53,223 -I KNOW Y'ALL HAVE SOME JUST IN CASE. 1634 01:09:53,257 --> 01:09:54,458 -THERE ARE NO DRUGS. 1635 01:09:54,491 --> 01:09:56,460 -JUST IN CASE. -YOU'RE DOING FINE. 1636 01:09:56,493 --> 01:09:58,495 -OHH. I CAN'T. -WHERE'S RICHARD? 1637 01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:01,064 -I DON'T KNOW. -WHAT? 1638 01:10:01,097 --> 01:10:02,832 -FUCK HIM! -OKAY. 1639 01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:04,334 -YOU CAN DO THIS ON YOUR OWN THEN, BABE. 1640 01:10:04,368 --> 01:10:05,702 -LET'S GET YOU UP AND MOVING. -I CAN'T. 1641 01:10:05,735 --> 01:10:07,771 -YES, YOU CAN. LET'S GET YOU UP AND MOVING. 1642 01:10:07,804 --> 01:10:09,673 -SECURITY IS GONNA BE OUR BIGGEST CONCERN, 1643 01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:11,107 BUT ONCE WE GET PAST THIS TIER, 1644 01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:13,877 I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA BE MUCH OF A PROBLEM. 1645 01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:15,312 -YOU GOT THE BATTERIES CHARGED? -CHECK. 1646 01:10:15,345 --> 01:10:17,247 -WHAT ABOUT I.D.s? -CHECK. 1647 01:10:17,281 --> 01:10:18,515 -HEADSETS? -YEP. 1648 01:10:20,450 --> 01:10:21,518 -WHERE THE HELL AM I GONNA CHANGE? 1649 01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:22,752 -WE'RE GONNA DEAL WITH THAT 1650 01:10:22,786 --> 01:10:24,120 ON THE FLY. 1651 01:10:24,153 --> 01:10:26,256 EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING? 1652 01:10:26,290 --> 01:10:28,091 -MOM, YOU CAN HELP. -I CAN'T. 1653 01:10:28,124 --> 01:10:30,627 -WE'RE GONNA GET YOU WORKING WITH GRAVITY HERE, ALL RIGHT? 1654 01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:31,995 -ALL RIGHT, HONEY. -GRAVITY. 1655 01:10:32,028 --> 01:10:33,263 -YES, YOU CAN DO IT. 1656 01:10:33,297 --> 01:10:34,564 THERE YOU GO. WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU. 1657 01:10:34,598 --> 01:10:35,965 -[ GROANS ] -THERE YOU GO, SWEETHEART. 1658 01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:37,534 -OH, GOD, IT REALLY HURTS. 1659 01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:38,868 -I KNOW. -OKAY. 1660 01:10:38,902 --> 01:10:40,704 -JUST GET BEHIND HER, MAMA. -ALL RIGHT. 1661 01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:41,971 -HOLD HER UP. -OKAY. 1662 01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:44,040 -THERE YOU GO. GOOD JOB. 1663 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,509 -[ SCREAMING ] -JOHN. JOHN. 1664 01:10:45,542 --> 01:10:47,944 -OH, GOD! OH, GOD! -BREATHE, SWEETHEART. 1665 01:10:47,977 --> 01:10:49,413 -OH, IT'S COMING! AAH! 1666 01:10:49,446 --> 01:10:53,182 -BREATHE, BABY. YOU'RE DOING IT. -[ SCREAMING ] 1667 01:10:53,216 --> 01:10:54,951 -BREATHE, HONEY. -OH, GOD. 1668 01:10:54,984 --> 01:10:56,052 -YOU'RE DOING IT. 1669 01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:57,987 -[ SCREAMING INTENSIFIES ] 1670 01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:03,026 -BREATHE, BABY. 1671 01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:08,865 LET'S DO SOME DANCING, OKAY? 1672 01:11:08,898 --> 01:11:09,899 -YEAH. 1673 01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:10,934 -DID YOU PICK SOME MUSIC? 1674 01:11:10,967 --> 01:11:11,935 -YES. 1675 01:11:11,968 --> 01:11:14,137 -YEAH? YOU DID? OKAY. 1676 01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:16,440 Get some music for her. Okay. 1677 01:11:16,473 --> 01:11:18,007 -[ BREATHING DEEPLY ] 1678 01:11:18,041 --> 01:11:21,077 [ ZYDECO MUSIC PLAYS, WOMEN SINGING IN FRENCH ] 1679 01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:23,880 -[ CONTINUES CRYING ] 1680 01:11:23,913 --> 01:11:26,483 -WE'LL DANCE THAT BABY OUT, OKAY? 1681 01:11:32,556 --> 01:11:35,792 -LET'S DO A VISUALIZATION BEFORE WE GO, ALL RIGHT? 1682 01:11:35,825 --> 01:11:38,227 GET OUR ENERGY BALANCED IN THE RIGHT PLACE. 1683 01:11:38,261 --> 01:11:39,496 [ SIGHS ] 1684 01:11:39,529 --> 01:11:42,632 EVERYTHING'S GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN. 1685 01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:44,267 THERE'S THE MAIN ENTRANCE. 1686 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,035 SEE IT. 1687 01:11:46,069 --> 01:11:47,604 WE WALK THROUGH IT. 1688 01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:51,307 HEY, OFFICER. GOOD EVENING. 1689 01:11:51,341 --> 01:11:53,242 NOBODY SUSPECTS A THING. 1690 01:11:53,276 --> 01:11:56,446 GOING SMOOTHLY, WE ROUND THE CORNER INTO THE CORRIDOR. 1691 01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:58,915 WE BELONG HERE. 1692 01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:02,151 HEY, GUYS. GOOD LUCK. 1693 01:12:02,185 --> 01:12:04,621 ALL RIGHT, DICKIE, THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE BE CHANGING. 1694 01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:07,491 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 1695 01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:09,158 YOU'RE REALLY IN CHARGE. 1696 01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:11,395 -OH, COME ON, MAN. LET'S GET THIS SHIT DONE WITH. 1697 01:12:11,428 --> 01:12:13,930 -OKAY, WE'LL TAKE MY MOM'S MINIVAN. 1698 01:12:13,963 --> 01:12:16,265 YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER IN THOSE THINGS. 1699 01:12:16,299 --> 01:12:18,468 -[ SCREAMING ] 1700 01:12:18,502 --> 01:12:22,005 -DON'T WORRY, SWEETHEART. 1701 01:12:22,038 --> 01:12:23,507 -OH, GOD. 1702 01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:26,476 -* HELP US, HOLY MOTHER 1703 01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:27,577 -YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE. 1704 01:12:27,611 --> 01:12:29,012 -HOW LONG? HOW LONG, HOW LONG? 1705 01:12:29,045 --> 01:12:31,515 -CLOSE. ABOUT EIGHT, ALMOST NINE CENTIMETERS. 1706 01:12:31,548 --> 01:12:32,516 -SOON. -OKAY. 1707 01:12:32,549 --> 01:12:34,250 -OH, MY GOD! SAM! 1708 01:12:34,283 --> 01:12:35,552 -HOW COULD YOU? 1709 01:12:35,585 --> 01:12:37,086 -OH! HONEY! 1710 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,187 -WHAT THE HELL?! 1711 01:12:38,221 --> 01:12:40,490 -SAM! -JESUS CHRIST, SAM! 1712 01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:43,993 -[ CRYING, SCREAMING ] 1713 01:12:54,538 --> 01:12:56,339 -SAM, I WANTED TO TELL YOU. 1714 01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:58,274 I DID, JUST NOT WHILE YOU WERE GOING THROUGH THIS. 1715 01:12:58,307 --> 01:13:00,343 -SAM, IT'S TRUE. I HEARD HIM SAY IT. 1716 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:01,845 -YOU SHUT UP! 1717 01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:04,213 BECAUSE THE BABY? 1718 01:13:04,247 --> 01:13:05,549 IS IT 'CAUSE OF THE BABY? 1719 01:13:05,582 --> 01:13:07,250 -OF COURSE IT'S BECAUSE OF THE BABY, SAM. 1720 01:13:07,283 --> 01:13:08,251 -OF COURSE IT IS. 1721 01:13:08,284 --> 01:13:09,252 -OHH. 1722 01:13:09,285 --> 01:13:10,386 -SAM, I WAS SO DESPERATE. 1723 01:13:10,420 --> 01:13:12,489 -OH! 1724 01:13:12,522 --> 01:13:13,890 WHO IS IT? 1725 01:13:13,923 --> 01:13:15,391 -WHO'S WHO? 1726 01:13:15,425 --> 01:13:17,427 -IS IT HER? OHH. -ME? 1727 01:13:17,461 --> 01:13:18,928 -YOU THINK I'M UNFAITHFUL TO YOU? 1728 01:13:18,962 --> 01:13:19,963 -YEAH. 1729 01:13:19,996 --> 01:13:21,164 -THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? -YEAH. 1730 01:13:21,197 --> 01:13:22,699 -ARE YOU GONNA DO AN EPISIOTOMY? 1731 01:13:22,732 --> 01:13:24,067 -NO. 1732 01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:27,070 IF ANYTHING, WE WOULD LET HER TEAR NATURALLY. 1733 01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:30,006 -OH, GOD. 1734 01:13:30,039 --> 01:13:32,075 UH, I THINK I NEED TO GO FOR A WALK. 1735 01:13:32,108 --> 01:13:34,077 I NEED TO WALK AROUND. 1736 01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:35,344 CAN I WALK AROUND? 1737 01:13:35,378 --> 01:13:36,345 -HONEY, I DON'T KNOW. 1738 01:13:36,379 --> 01:13:37,346 -HELP ME. -WE'LL HELP YOU. 1739 01:13:37,380 --> 01:13:38,782 -SEE? THAT'S GOOD. 1740 01:13:38,815 --> 01:13:41,250 -ALL RIGHT. I DON'T LIKE THIS. 1741 01:13:41,284 --> 01:13:43,620 I-I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT THIS IDEA. 1742 01:13:43,653 --> 01:13:44,921 -YOU GOT HER? 1743 01:13:44,954 --> 01:13:47,156 -[ BREATHING DEEPLY, CRYING ] 1744 01:13:47,190 --> 01:13:48,592 OKAY. 1745 01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:50,560 UM, OUTSIDE. 1746 01:13:50,594 --> 01:13:52,562 I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE. -SOME FRESH AIR? 1747 01:13:52,596 --> 01:13:54,163 -REALLY? -MM-HMM. 1748 01:13:54,197 --> 01:13:55,532 -AAH. OKAY. 1749 01:13:55,565 --> 01:13:57,901 I WANT TO GO ALONE. 1750 01:13:57,934 --> 01:13:58,935 -YOU GOT HER? 1751 01:13:58,968 --> 01:14:00,136 -YEAH, I GOT HER. 1752 01:14:00,169 --> 01:14:01,638 -[ GROANS ] 1753 01:14:01,671 --> 01:14:03,807 -Are you sure about this? 1754 01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:05,709 -SLOW. TAKE IT EASY. -I KNOW. I KNOW. 1755 01:14:05,742 --> 01:14:07,577 -TAKE IT EASY, TAKE IT EASY. -OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1756 01:14:07,611 --> 01:14:08,978 -OKAY. TAKE IT EASY. -SLOW. SLOW. 1757 01:14:09,012 --> 01:14:10,246 -WE GOT TO GET -- WE GOT TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL. 1758 01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:11,715 GET IN THE TRUCK. 1759 01:14:11,748 --> 01:14:13,449 THE TRUCK. GET IN THE TRUCK! -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1760 01:14:13,483 --> 01:14:14,518 -GET IN THE TRUCK! 1761 01:14:14,551 --> 01:14:16,653 -OH! OH, MY GOSH! 1762 01:14:16,686 --> 01:14:21,157 [ UP-TEMPO CAJUN MUSIC PLAYS ] -[ SCREAMING ] 1763 01:14:21,190 --> 01:14:22,792 -NO! 1764 01:14:22,826 --> 01:14:26,129 JUST GO! RUN! RUN! GO! 1765 01:14:26,162 --> 01:14:28,898 -SAM! BABY, COME ON! 1766 01:14:28,932 --> 01:14:30,466 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 1767 01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:31,501 -OH! 1768 01:14:31,535 --> 01:14:34,237 [ ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] 1769 01:14:34,270 --> 01:14:36,472 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 1770 01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:38,174 GET IN THE CAR. 1771 01:14:41,410 --> 01:14:44,147 -I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU. 1772 01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:49,052 NEVER. I'VE NEVER CHEATED. YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME. 1773 01:14:49,085 --> 01:14:50,419 -[ GROANING ] 1774 01:14:50,453 --> 01:14:51,454 [ GRUNTS ] 1775 01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:52,989 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 1776 01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:55,559 -WHAT? -OH, MY GOD! IT'S COMING! 1777 01:14:55,592 --> 01:14:56,626 IT'S COMING! 1778 01:14:56,660 --> 01:14:57,827 I FEEL HIS HEAD! 1779 01:14:57,861 --> 01:14:59,162 I FEEL -- PULL OVER! 1780 01:14:59,195 --> 01:15:01,097 -WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? -PULL OVER! 1781 01:15:01,130 --> 01:15:02,832 -WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? -PULL OVER!! 1782 01:15:02,866 --> 01:15:04,300 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 1783 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:06,636 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 1784 01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:10,940 -AAH! AAH! 1785 01:15:10,974 --> 01:15:14,043 -LET'S GO IN THE HOUSE. COME ON. -OH, NO! OH, MY GOD! 1786 01:15:14,077 --> 01:15:15,211 OH, MY GOD. 1787 01:15:15,244 --> 01:15:16,846 -[ CRYING ] -LET'S GET TO THAT HOUSE. 1788 01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:18,582 -TOWARD THE HOUSE. -I CAN'T! 1789 01:15:18,615 --> 01:15:21,851 [ SCREAMING ] 1790 01:15:23,086 --> 01:15:24,220 -BABY'S COMING. 1791 01:15:24,253 --> 01:15:27,557 -[ CONTINUES SCREAMING, CRYING ] 1792 01:15:27,591 --> 01:15:29,358 -HE'S COMING! PUSH! 1793 01:15:29,392 --> 01:15:30,359 -[ GRUNTING ] 1794 01:15:30,393 --> 01:15:31,527 -I GOT HIM! KEEP PUSHING! 1795 01:15:31,561 --> 01:15:32,562 HE'S COMING! 1796 01:15:32,596 --> 01:15:34,097 -[ SCREAMING INTENSIFIES ] 1797 01:15:34,130 --> 01:15:35,531 -PUSH! 1798 01:15:35,565 --> 01:15:37,033 -I GOT HIM! PUSH! 1799 01:15:37,066 --> 01:15:38,067 -I'M PUSHING! 1800 01:15:38,101 --> 01:15:39,535 -PUSH! 1801 01:15:39,569 --> 01:15:41,204 -[ GROANS ] 1802 01:15:41,237 --> 01:15:42,772 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 1803 01:15:42,806 --> 01:15:44,674 -HE'S GOT -- HE'S AT HIS SHOULDERS. COME ON! 1804 01:15:44,708 --> 01:15:46,442 -I CAN'T. -COME ON! DON'T QUIT ON ME! 1805 01:15:46,475 --> 01:15:48,544 DON'T QUIT ON ME! COME ON! 1806 01:15:48,578 --> 01:15:51,681 -PUSH! PUSH! -I'M CALLING THE POLICE! 1807 01:15:51,715 --> 01:15:54,584 -KEEP COMING! KEEP COMING, BABY! 1808 01:15:54,618 --> 01:15:57,053 COME ON! ONE MORE! 1809 01:15:57,086 --> 01:15:58,154 -[ SCREAMING ] 1810 01:15:58,187 --> 01:16:01,991 -PUSH! 1811 01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:03,559 -OH, MY GOD. 1812 01:16:03,593 --> 01:16:05,695 -[ CRYING ] 1813 01:16:05,729 --> 01:16:08,031 -OH, MY GOD. 1814 01:16:10,433 --> 01:16:12,368 -OH, IS HE OKAY? 1815 01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:16,072 [ NOE CRYING ] 1816 01:16:16,105 --> 01:16:17,340 OH. 1817 01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:22,578 AAH. 1818 01:16:22,612 --> 01:16:23,780 IS HE OKAY? 1819 01:16:23,813 --> 01:16:27,350 [ CRYING CONTINUES ] 1820 01:16:27,383 --> 01:16:29,385 LET ME SEE HIM. 1821 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:31,020 [ SIGHS ] 1822 01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:39,328 OH, MY GOD. 1823 01:16:39,362 --> 01:16:40,997 -[ SIGHS ] 1824 01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:45,635 -TO ALL THE GUIDRYS AND TO ALL THE LeBLANCS, 1825 01:16:45,669 --> 01:16:49,138 MAY THEY BEAR WITNESS... 1826 01:16:49,172 --> 01:16:52,909 I WILL NEVER BE UNFAITHFUL TO YOU, 1827 01:16:52,942 --> 01:16:55,779 NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS. 1828 01:16:55,812 --> 01:16:58,147 [ NOE COOING ] 1829 01:17:05,354 --> 01:17:07,924 -OKAY. 1830 01:17:11,494 --> 01:17:14,097 -SWEET JESUS. 1831 01:17:18,167 --> 01:17:20,103 [ NOE CRYING ] 1832 01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:21,504 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1833 01:17:21,537 --> 01:17:23,606 -STEP ON IT! GOOD GOLLY! 1834 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,174 WAIT A MINUTE. 1835 01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:26,976 JOHN, IS THAT HIS TRUCK UP THERE? 1836 01:17:27,010 --> 01:17:28,745 CAN YOU SEE? CAN YOU SEE RIGHT UP THERE? 1837 01:17:28,778 --> 01:17:31,715 THAT'S THEM! GET UP THERE! 1838 01:17:32,448 --> 01:17:36,219 [ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD. WHAT IS GOING ON? 1839 01:17:36,252 --> 01:17:37,687 [ NOE CRYING ] 1840 01:17:37,721 --> 01:17:38,688 OH, MY GOD. 1841 01:17:38,722 --> 01:17:39,923 YOU HAD THE BABY! 1842 01:17:39,956 --> 01:17:42,491 WILL YOU PUT THAT GUN DOWN? HERE. 1843 01:17:42,525 --> 01:17:43,693 OH, CAREFUL. 1844 01:17:43,727 --> 01:17:45,494 OH, LOOK AT NOE! 1845 01:17:45,528 --> 01:17:48,597 HE'S ADORABLE! 1846 01:17:48,631 --> 01:17:49,999 -I TOLD YOU YOU COULD DO IT. 1847 01:17:50,033 --> 01:17:52,168 -SORRY FOR THE FREAK-OUT BACK THERE. 1848 01:17:52,201 --> 01:17:54,570 -YOU DIDN'T FREAK OUT. YOU DID GREAT. 1849 01:17:54,603 --> 01:17:56,072 [ CRYING CONTINUES ] 1850 01:17:56,105 --> 01:17:59,175 -HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE EDDIE WHEN HE WAS A BABY. 1851 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:01,544 [ LAUGHTER ] 1852 01:18:01,577 --> 01:18:03,679 -[ SIGHS ] -CONGRATULATIONS. 1853 01:18:03,713 --> 01:18:05,949 -[ Chuckling ] THANKS, UNCLE EDDIE. 1854 01:18:12,255 --> 01:18:14,791 -Hey, congratulations, man. -Thank you. 1855 01:18:14,824 --> 01:18:16,259 -This worked out perfect. 1856 01:18:16,292 --> 01:18:17,994 We've got plenty of time to get there for half time. 1857 01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:20,096 -It'll be perfect. -I'm not leaving, Eddie. 1858 01:18:20,129 --> 01:18:21,597 -Man, this is it, dude. 1859 01:18:21,630 --> 01:18:23,666 If we don't do this, we're gonna lose the machine. 1860 01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:24,667 They'll take the whole franchise. 1861 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,070 -We just had a baby. 1862 01:18:27,103 --> 01:18:28,537 -Come on. 1863 01:18:28,571 --> 01:18:30,740 I'm sorry. 1864 01:18:30,774 --> 01:18:33,109 I can't do it. 1865 01:18:35,444 --> 01:18:36,980 -DO YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT? 1866 01:18:37,013 --> 01:18:41,785 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 1867 01:19:02,939 --> 01:19:05,008 -[ BREATHING DEEPLY ] 1868 01:19:14,617 --> 01:19:18,721 -EDDIE. ARE YOU OKAY? 1869 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:21,357 -[ Crying ] NO. 1870 01:19:22,959 --> 01:19:25,929 [ SOBBING ] 1871 01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:40,343 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME, DAD? 1872 01:19:42,145 --> 01:19:44,547 EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO SHIT, 1873 01:19:44,580 --> 01:19:49,718 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT ANY OTHER WAY. 1874 01:19:49,752 --> 01:19:51,454 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 1875 01:19:53,356 --> 01:19:55,258 I-I DON'T KNOW. 1876 01:20:00,696 --> 01:20:03,766 [ SNIFFLES ] I'M SORRY, DAD. 1877 01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:05,368 [ CONTINUES SOBBING ] 1878 01:20:11,674 --> 01:20:14,743 [ CROWD CHEERING ] 1879 01:20:14,777 --> 01:20:16,112 -WE'RE AT HALF TIME 1880 01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:17,480 IN THE NATIONAL-CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. 1881 01:20:17,513 --> 01:20:18,781 THE CAJUNS VERY MUCH IN THIS GAME, 1882 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:21,650 BUT TEXAS IS SHOWING ITS MIGHT. 1883 01:20:21,684 --> 01:20:24,153 WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO DO, ESPECIALLY SAVOIR, 1884 01:20:24,187 --> 01:20:26,522 A KID THAT -- THAT NEEDS SOME CONFIDENCE NOW? 1885 01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:29,092 BRUSSARD IS NOT HELPING THEM. THE CAJUNS ARE IN TROUBLE. 1886 01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:30,259 -I'M ANXIOUS TO SEE WHAT THE COACH IS GONNA DO 1887 01:20:30,293 --> 01:20:31,895 IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS. 1888 01:20:31,928 --> 01:20:33,762 -WHEN YOU GUYS MADE YOUR RUN TO THE NATIONAL TITLE, 1889 01:20:33,796 --> 01:20:35,198 I REMEMBER ONE THING -- 1890 01:20:35,231 --> 01:20:37,800 YOU SAID A FOOTBALL TEAM IS A FAMILY. 1891 01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:42,738 IN THAT VEIN, DOES SAVOIR HAVE TO TRUST HIS TEAMMATES 1892 01:20:42,771 --> 01:20:45,308 AND GET THE SUPPORT OF THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM, 1893 01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,310 LIKE HE DID BEFORE THIS GAME, 1894 01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:48,945 WHEN HE'S JUST BEEN BLOWING UP THE BALL? 1895 01:20:48,978 --> 01:20:51,114 -THAT'S WHERE IT GOES BACK TO WHERE WE TALK ABOUT A FAMILY 1896 01:20:51,147 --> 01:20:52,115 AND TRUSTING ONE ANOTHER. 1897 01:20:52,148 --> 01:20:53,883 THEY GOT TO PUSH FOR EACH OTHER, 1898 01:20:53,917 --> 01:20:55,251 AND RIGHT NOW IT JUST DOESN'T -- 1899 01:20:55,284 --> 01:20:56,652 I DON'T HAVE THAT FEEL FROM THESE GUYS. 1900 01:20:56,685 --> 01:20:58,587 I'VE BEEN IN THAT LOCKER ROOM AT HALF TIME. 1901 01:20:58,621 --> 01:21:00,089 I THINK COACH IS GONNA GIVE THEM 1902 01:21:00,123 --> 01:21:01,457 ONE OF THE BEST RAH-RAH SPEECHES. 1903 01:21:01,490 --> 01:21:02,892 THEY'RE GONNA COME OUT AND BE FINE. 1904 01:21:02,926 --> 01:21:04,627 -WE'LL BE BACK FOR THE SECOND HALF 1905 01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:08,131 IN A GAME THAT THE CAJUNS HAVE GOT TO COME BACK IN. 1906 01:21:08,164 --> 01:21:10,967 [ DRUMS BEATING RAPIDLY, CROWD CHANTING ] 1907 01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:18,874 -[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1908 01:21:29,752 --> 01:21:30,786 ALL RIGHT. 1909 01:21:30,819 --> 01:21:32,221 BATTERIES CHARGED? -MM-HMM. 1910 01:21:32,255 --> 01:21:34,390 -AND YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THAT THING, RIGHT? 1911 01:21:34,423 --> 01:21:35,391 GOOD. 1912 01:21:36,392 --> 01:21:38,661 PHEW. 1913 01:21:38,694 --> 01:21:40,363 ARE YOU READY? 1914 01:21:42,698 --> 01:21:43,933 YOU GOT ENOUGH WATER? 1915 01:21:43,967 --> 01:21:45,334 -I SURE AS HELL HOPE SO. 1916 01:21:45,368 --> 01:21:47,770 -OKAY, FINISH THAT ONE JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE. 1917 01:21:47,803 --> 01:21:51,240 MANIFEST YOUR POSITIVE INTENTIONS. 1918 01:21:51,274 --> 01:21:52,741 WE'RE GONNA GO OUT THERE. 1919 01:21:52,775 --> 01:21:54,110 WE'RE GONNA SHOW THE WORLD. 1920 01:21:54,143 --> 01:21:55,979 THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU, DAD. 1921 01:21:56,012 --> 01:21:57,413 -AHH. 1922 01:21:57,446 --> 01:22:00,283 -LET'S DO THIS. -ROLLING? GOOD. 1923 01:22:00,316 --> 01:22:01,384 READY? 1924 01:22:03,719 --> 01:22:05,955 -LET'S DO THIS. 1925 01:22:05,989 --> 01:22:08,691 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1926 01:22:08,724 --> 01:22:09,959 [ CROWD CHEERING ] 1927 01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:21,104 [ CHEERING INTENSIFIES ] 1928 01:22:21,137 --> 01:22:22,471 -JACK, WE'RE TRYING TO PIECE IT TOGETHER 1929 01:22:22,505 --> 01:22:24,007 WHAT EXACTLY WE SAW HERE TODAY. 1930 01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:26,242 -UNBELIEVABLE! -THE AUDACITY! 1931 01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:28,144 RUNNING OUT ON THE FIELD TO START THE SECOND HALF. 1932 01:22:28,177 --> 01:22:31,347 -A MAN RAN OUT INTO THE FIELD, ALMOST NAKED. 1933 01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:34,517 -A MAN WEARING A YELLOW CAPE AND, WELL, NOT MUCH ELSE... 1934 01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:35,384 -BLACK SPEEDO. 1935 01:22:35,418 --> 01:22:37,320 -WELL, AT FIRST, ALL WE COULD SEE 1936 01:22:37,353 --> 01:22:39,755 WAS "CHARGE" ACROSS HIS CHEST AND THEN HIS YELLOW CAPE SAYING, 1937 01:22:39,788 --> 01:22:41,424 "youreincharge.org." 1938 01:22:41,457 --> 01:22:43,226 -PROMOTING HIS NEW COMPANY... 1939 01:22:43,259 --> 01:22:44,327 -...youreincharge... -...youreincharge... 1940 01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:46,529 -Youreincharge.org OFF THE BACK. 1941 01:22:46,562 --> 01:22:48,531 WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN, JIM? 1942 01:22:48,564 --> 01:22:51,134 -HE DROPPED HIS PANTS AND PEED IN A CUP. 1943 01:22:51,167 --> 01:22:53,036 -AND IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT ON YouTube ALREADY, 1944 01:22:53,069 --> 01:22:54,503 GET A CHANCE TO SEE IT... 1945 01:22:54,537 --> 01:22:57,506 [ ALL CHATTER ] 1946 01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:09,452 -Youreincharge. 1947 01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:12,788 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 1948 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:15,091 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 1949 01:23:19,395 --> 01:23:22,665 -ALL RIGHT, LOOK, FIX HIS SHIRT SO I CAN SEE. 1950 01:23:23,632 --> 01:23:25,401 -HEY, BOO. HEY. [ ZIPPER UNZIPS ] 1951 01:23:25,434 --> 01:23:28,904 -WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS GOING ON OUT HERE? 1952 01:23:28,937 --> 01:23:29,905 -NOTHING. 1953 01:23:29,938 --> 01:23:31,307 -IT'S NOT NOTHING. 1954 01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:32,641 SAM, YOU BETTER COME OUT HERE AND SEE THIS. 1955 01:23:32,675 --> 01:23:34,177 -[ SIGHS ] BUSTED. -WHAT'S GOING ON? 1956 01:23:34,210 --> 01:23:36,279 -DUCK, DUDE. -WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1957 01:23:36,312 --> 01:23:39,014 -IS HE DRIVING THE CAR? 1958 01:23:39,048 --> 01:23:41,750 [ SCOFFS ] COME HERE, BUDDY. 1959 01:23:41,784 --> 01:23:43,719 COME HERE, MY BUDDY. 1960 01:23:43,752 --> 01:23:45,020 HANDSOME YOU. 1961 01:23:45,054 --> 01:23:46,489 I CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 1962 01:23:46,522 --> 01:23:48,524 -IT'S FOR THE COMPANY. -OH, MY GOD. 1963 01:23:48,557 --> 01:23:51,227 -JOHN, WHY DID YOU LET THESE BABIES IN THIS CAR? 1964 01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:53,696 -IT'S JUST A VIDEO. 1965 01:23:53,729 --> 01:23:55,531 -NO. I DON'T CARE. 1966 01:23:55,564 --> 01:23:57,333 -IT'S A VIDEO FOR THE COMPANY. 1967 01:23:57,366 --> 01:23:59,268 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 1968 01:24:03,206 --> 01:24:05,608 [ UP-TEMPO CAJUN MUSIC PLAYS ] 1969 01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:51,854 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 1970 01:25:25,221 --> 01:25:27,290 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 1971 01:25:49,312 --> 01:25:51,514 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 1972 01:26:15,404 --> 01:26:19,208 [ MID-TEMPO BLUEGRASS MUSIC PLAYS ] 1973 01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,503 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 128478

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