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Nothing bonds a couple more
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than judging other people's
relationships.
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That's why Bow and I love
reality dating shows.
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- Oh!
- Aah! I knew it!
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No one ever wifes a woman named Lolo.
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- We called that!
- Yes, we did.
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- Hold up, baby. Hold up.
- Huh?
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But since we've got
three almost-grown kids,
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we don't have to wait until
9:00 p.m. on a Monday
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to watch couple drama.
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- This is a test.
- Mm-hmm.
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She left that last one on purpose.
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Ooh.
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I don't think Bradley's here
for the right reasons.
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Nope.
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He's been playing that game
for almost an hour.
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He's wasting his one-on-one with her.
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Ooh!
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She's on her phone,
looking for a new boy.
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Well, she needs to
get out of this house.
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Mm-hmm.
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For you, my love.
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Ugh! This one's boring.
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Oh, my girl Gina is pregnant!
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Oh. You know, I always
enjoyed growing up
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with so many siblings.
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I can't wait to have a big
family of my own one day.
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Mm. Yeah, I don't know.
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I might not even want to have kids.
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- Ooh.
- Ooh.
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Ooh, ooh, okay, I'm gonna be late
for my Celebrity Divorce Draft.
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All the Kardashians go
in the first round.
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- Bye, babe. Love you. Mwah!
- Bye.
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Well, I don't think
she's gonna get a rose.
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I called it.
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- Yes, you did.
- Mm? Hey!
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Phssht!
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- Hold on, baby.
- Get my back, baby. Get my back.
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Mah!
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- Subs by kinglouisxx -
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Aw, you better... hold on.
I see something.
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- You got something?
- Hey!
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Can you two stop
dusting your shoulders off
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at my relationship?
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Can we? Yes. Will we? No.
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Hey, hey.
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Why are you two having fun together?
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That makes me uncomfortable.
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Well, Junior just found out
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that Olivia doesn't want to
have children.
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Ah, ah, eh, eh! Don't fall for it.
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That's how they trap you into
not wearing a condom.
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- Huh?
- I-I-I don't think...
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Yeah, I don't know.
She seemed pretty serious.
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I guess I kind of just assumed
that everybody wanted kids.
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Look, Junior, a lot of people
will tell you that compromise
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is the secret to
a healthy relationship...
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- Mm.
- ...but they're all wrong.
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There are some things where
you're either in or you're out.
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You can't have half a kid!
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You can't half move to Tennessee.
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And you can't have half a threesome.
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- That's what I know.
- Ma!
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Okay, listen, the things that
your grandmother's saying
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are not pertinent for anyone
that is outside of a blues song,
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but she does have a point.
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There are just things
that are dealbreakers.
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We all have them.
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Yeah, there's this one time I saved up
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to buy this dope-ass diamond grill,
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but your mama made me give it back.
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You should've seen the respect
my mouth ice commanded
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at the roller rink.
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I was the Lil Jon of World on Wheels.
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Yeah!
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Oh, and you also threw down
some dealbreakers, too.
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Do you remember when
I wanted to cut my hair
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- like Halle Berry in "Boomerang"?
- Oh, yeah.
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And your father said, "No.
I will not date a woman
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who I have to share clippers with."
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That would've looked so good on you.
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- I know, right?
- Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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you know, my number-one "hell no"
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was if you dated one of my
friends, I was not dating you.
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- Ah.
- Huh? Right, babe?
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Mm.
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Right, babe? Bow?
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Yeah.
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- Mostly.
- Yeah.
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And O.J. Simpson was mostly
not a murderer.
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Bow?
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- Andre.
- Hm?
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Okay, I went on a very bad date
with Remy.
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Remember that guy you worked with?
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It was way before we were serious.
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- You went on a date with my boy Remy?
- He wasn't your boy.
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The brother walked around with
an empty trumpet case.
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- Yeesh.
- Bow, you knew my dealbreaker.
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What have you done with my wife?
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- Excuse me?
- Where is my wife?
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- I'm right here.
- I don't know this woman.
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She could be walking down the street,
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and I would know nothing.
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I feel sorry for this woman.
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Oh, my God. He is quoting memes at you.
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I've never seen him like this.
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Well, he'll be fine once he eats.
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You better watch him, though.
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He has a tendency not to chew
when he's angry.
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Mm.
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Mm-hmm. See that?
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There it is.
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Deal broken.
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You know, you're never too old
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to move back in with your mama.
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Let's get a studio
apartment with your Pops
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and sleep "Willy Wonka"-style.
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Yeah?
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Okay, my wife broke our deal,
but I wasn't going to trip.
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Bow has betrayed me.
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What?
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How can Rainbow do that to you?
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Having an affair is the ultimate
breach of trust.
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But if she did it once, maybe
she'd be open to do it again.
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That rabbit's foot I got at the
gas station is already working.
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What? No.
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She went on a date 20 years ago
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with some Nigerian dude
who wore colored contacts.
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And she knew that dating one of
my boys was a dealbreaker.
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Dre, I think you're making
a little too much
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out of this, okay?
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As someone who has stolen the
wives of many of his friends,
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I'll tell you this...
all women have a history.
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But it's nothing that's worth
hitting the eject button over.
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- Okay.
- Totally.
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Women? They're so forgetful.
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Why do you think I've been stood
up on so many dates, right?
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No, it's not that.
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All right, I didn't mind
giving up things for her
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because I thought she was
giving up things for me.
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Relationships are about compromise.
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I compromised. She didn't.
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Oh, but wouldn't nobody fault you
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for leaving if you wanted to.
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- I'm not leaving her, Charlie.
- Mm.
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I'm not doing anything to her.
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As a matter of fact, I'm gonna
reclaim my piece of me.
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- Ooh!
- Ooh!
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- I'm reading you loud and clear, Dre.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Good luck on the mistress search.
- What?
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Hey, guys, now that
we've solved Dre's problem,
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let's head over to the conference room.
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I want to talk about
our sexy new client...
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Bergstram's Talcum Powder, huh?
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- Ooh.
- Let's get some snacks.
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- Hey, hey, Stevens.
- Yeah?
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You know, um,
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I saw this meme
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- that went viral this weekend...
- Mm-hmm.
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...and I think it would be great
for those spots.
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Uh, I'm actually thinking of
taking us in another direction,
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- like, uh, a catchy tag line.
- Okay.
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"Talcum powder... good for
your pits and your bits." Huh?
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Uh, to be honest,
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I think we've done that before.
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Okay, I get you, Dre.
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Uh, but it's my company,
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and I'm gonna pull rank on this one.
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But, Stevens, this meme is
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the hottest thing
going around right now,
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and no one has used it
to their advantage yet.
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I-I'm sure it would be great, Dre,
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but if we do that,
then I don't get to pull rank,
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and I'm really in the mood to do this.
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Now, lookit... this catchphrase, okay,
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it can't be overt,
but we have to make it clear...
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talcum powder goes on your genitals.
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Huh? Come up with something.
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You're good at that.
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While Stevens was
shooting down my ideas,
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Junior was fishing to find out
exactly who he was dating.
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Okay. Yeah, I actually just saw
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a Sarah McLachlan commercial,
and it kind of made me think,
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"I want a dog."
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Oh, yeah, that could be nice.
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Maybe a little one.
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Ooh, yeah, I'm not a...
not a big fan of little dogs.
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- Oh.
- But it's... it's not a big deal...
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at all.
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Hey, so what's your favorite
"Harry Potter" movie?
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Hmm. I don't know.
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They all kind of just
blend together for me.
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That could not be more wrong.
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- Oh.
- But, you know, it's...
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it's not the end of the world.
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Hey, who do you think should've
ended up on the Iron Throne
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at the end of "Game of Thrones"?
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All right, Junior, what's up?
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I feel like I'm in
a really weird job interview.
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It's just the whole no-kids thing
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kind of caught me off guard,
and I just want to make sure
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I'm not surprised by
any more dealbreakers.
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Dealbreakers?
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Andre Johnson Jr., I could
fill up this whole apartment
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with all my deals you're breaking.
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I'm breaking deals?
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You know what?
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It's fine. Don't worry about it.
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You're lucky you're cute.
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And for your sake, I hope it lasts.
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Talking about some dealbreakers.
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Olivia. Olivia!
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What deals am I breaking?
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And is this face mask supposed to burn?
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And if not, is my tender face
another dealbreaker?
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I spent all day thinking about
what I gave up,
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and then I decided,
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if Bow wasn't out here
compromising like I was,
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it was time to take the gloves off.
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Good night to the last,
best first date I ever had.
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Good night.
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Yeah!
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Why are those in your mouth?
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This is my mouth revenge.
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You know, looking back,
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it's amazing how much
I gave up for you,
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and maybe that's why
I feel like I'm in a rut
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and had to dig up my old goals book.
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Yeah, things that I had to shelf.
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You sound like Mike Tyson's
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more approachable younger brother.
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And you sound ludicrouth.
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"Dre's Missions and Ambitions"?
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Yes. A list of my deferred dreams.
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- Starting with Goal #4.
- What's that?
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Learn how to talk to girls.
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You never let me talk to girls, Bow.
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- Mm.
- Goal #12... be a deejay.
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Vegas is paved with White deejays.
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There's a hole in the market, Bow.
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I could've been the plug. Mm.
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Goal #24... win a Heisman.
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Okay, you need to take this up with God
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because He's the one
that gave you no musical talent
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and those little, cute
chicken legs of yours.
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There you go, raining on my parade,
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but that's okay, because I am going to
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become the man that I had to change
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to please Queen Rainbow.
250
00:09:25,882 --> 00:09:29,751
You know, Dre, I thought
we changed for each other,
251
00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:31,436
that we compromised.
252
00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:34,122
- But you know what?
- Mm?
253
00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,878
You do you.
254
00:09:36,903 --> 00:09:37,959
Thank you.
255
00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:42,047
And I will do me.
256
00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,982
Why do you say it like that?
257
00:09:44,101 --> 00:09:47,235
Don't worry about it, Dre.
258
00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,487
Fine. I will.
259
00:09:49,606 --> 00:09:51,723
And I will sleep like a baby,
260
00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,225
because I put my foot down.
261
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,127
I'm never taking this grill out.
262
00:09:56,246 --> 00:09:57,462
Okay.
263
00:09:57,564 --> 00:10:00,348
Well, I mean, I gotta take it
out to put my mouth guard in...
264
00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:01,700
- Uh-huh.
- ...but you know what I mean.
265
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:02,884
Yeah, mm-hmm.
266
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,470
So while I handled my problem,
267
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:08,089
Junior was still sitting in his.
268
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,891
Olivia dropped a major bomb on me
269
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,110
and told me I had plenty
of dealbreakers for her.
270
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,295
And the worst part is,
271
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,730
she didn't even tell me what they were.
272
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:16,931
I wonder what they could be.
273
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,933
Whew! I thought you'd never ask.
274
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:22,070
Okay, now, let's get into
these dealbreakers, huh?
275
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,772
One of your eyes squint too much
when you smile.
276
00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,106
It's ruined every one
of our Christmas cards.
277
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,407
Mm. She does have a point there.
278
00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:27,680
You call soccer "f�tbol."
279
00:10:27,779 --> 00:10:29,295
You got vacation braids in Jamaica
280
00:10:29,374 --> 00:10:31,065
because you thought
they made you look like Sean Paul.
281
00:10:31,136 --> 00:10:33,078
- They did.
- Not to mention
282
00:10:33,163 --> 00:10:34,463
your lactose intolerance isn't
283
00:10:34,597 --> 00:10:36,143
- exactly a turn-on.
- Yeah.
284
00:10:36,253 --> 00:10:37,585
I mean, how can you protect your woman
285
00:10:37,688 --> 00:10:39,037
when you can't even stand up to milk?
286
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,873
Oh, my God. You guys are right.
287
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,509
I'm just one giant dealbreaker.
288
00:10:46,296 --> 00:10:47,545
- Look.
- Hm?
289
00:10:47,664 --> 00:10:50,398
Only you can change
what's wrong on the inside.
290
00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:53,952
But for the outside, I mean,
it'll take some work.
291
00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:56,170
But I got you.
292
00:10:56,273 --> 00:10:58,256
Mm, one of your eyes is doing
that squinty thing again.
293
00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,158
- Mm. Oh, sorry.
- Hey, but don't worry.
294
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,327
Once we fix you on the outside,
we'll take you to the doctor.
295
00:11:02,438 --> 00:11:03,870
- I don't know if it's that serious.
- Oh.
296
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:07,198
No, trust me, you're gonna want
to get that looked at.
297
00:11:07,317 --> 00:11:09,634
Once I started getting back in touch
298
00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:12,120
with young Dre's hopes and ambitions,
299
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,139
it was like the floodgates opened.
300
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,391
Hey, why does my house smell like
301
00:11:16,493 --> 00:11:18,777
one of Erykah Badu's head wraps?
302
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,046
Your demon cards?
303
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:22,964
I thought I told you not
to mess with that stuff, Bow.
304
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:26,484
Dre, with all this talk
of you rediscovering
305
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:30,338
parts of yourself that
I allegedly made you give up,
306
00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:32,791
it made me feel like
I just want to, like...
307
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,443
...dust off old Bow.
308
00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:36,928
Mama!
309
00:11:37,047 --> 00:11:39,030
- Do you see...
- What is going on in here, boy?
310
00:11:39,149 --> 00:11:41,049
The devil is on the table.
311
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:44,986
Oh, we don't play that Miss Cleo
blasphemy in this house.
312
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,005
I'm calling Pastor Jones right now!
313
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,173
Ah, great.
314
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,224
Now we gotta get baptized
in the L.A. River again.
315
00:11:50,327 --> 00:11:52,351
- I'll just take an antibiotic.
- Oh, hush.
316
00:11:52,437 --> 00:11:55,146
Once your souls are washed,
I'll take you to Shake Shack.
317
00:11:55,265 --> 00:11:56,581
Now, come away from them cards.
318
00:11:56,699 --> 00:11:59,601
Okay, you've had your little fun,
319
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,886
and I know you're only
dabbling in the dark arts
320
00:12:02,005 --> 00:12:03,838
- because it gets under my skin.
- Oh. No, no.
321
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,724
You're sitting at
the devil's spades table, Bow,
322
00:12:05,842 --> 00:12:07,275
and you just reneged.
323
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,777
You don't want to hold this one?
324
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:09,894
All right.
325
00:12:10,013 --> 00:12:12,346
If Bow wanted a war over who we were
326
00:12:12,449 --> 00:12:14,866
and what we gave up
to be with each other...
327
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,902
...she would have one.
328
00:12:18,021 --> 00:12:20,321
How we feeling tonight, Sherman Oaks?
329
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,957
Huh? This is DJ Compton Kid.
330
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,826
Extended club mix. Let's go!
331
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,194
? Fire up that loud ?
332
00:12:26,303 --> 00:12:28,587
? Another round of shots,
shots, shots ?
333
00:12:28,698 --> 00:12:30,415
? Turn down for what? ?
334
00:12:30,533 --> 00:12:31,549
Oh!
335
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,802
All the ladies in the house
say, "Yeah!"
336
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,420
? Turn down for what? ?
337
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,141
? Turn down for what? ?
338
00:12:42,813 --> 00:12:46,231
Hey, wh... where's my car?
339
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,349
Had to move it out of here
so I could, uh,
340
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,768
have space for my art.
341
00:12:49,886 --> 00:12:51,436
Where the hell am I supposed to park?!
342
00:12:51,554 --> 00:12:53,154
It's California, Andre Johnson.
343
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,823
You can park your car outside.
344
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,107
Except for on Thursdays.
345
00:12:56,226 --> 00:12:57,942
Then you gotta move it to
the other side of the street.
346
00:12:58,061 --> 00:12:59,944
Excuse me. Need to get back to my art.
347
00:13:12,242 --> 00:13:13,508
? Fire up that loud ?
348
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:16,577
? Another round of shots,
shots, shots ?
349
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,080
Do you even know
how to ride this thing?
350
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,700
- Of course I do.
- Okay.
351
00:13:25,788 --> 00:13:28,706
And while Bow was watching
me live out my dreams,
352
00:13:28,825 --> 00:13:31,643
Junior was doing everything
he could to make sure
353
00:13:31,761 --> 00:13:34,862
Olivia wouldn't come
to her senses and drop him.
354
00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:37,232
Okay, now stop.
355
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,349
Okay.
356
00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:40,835
You can take your blindfold off.
357
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,503
- Okay.
- Ta-da!
358
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,808
Mm.
359
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:49,077
I changed my whole look for you.
360
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,930
Welcome to the new, dealbreaker-free...
361
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:57,569
...Andre Johnson Jr.
362
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,237
You kind of just look like Drake.
363
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,972
- You're welcome.
- Mm.
364
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,574
How'd you even grow a beard that fast?
365
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,475
Oh, I can grow a beard easy.
366
00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:05,710
I just keep it shaved down
367
00:14:05,828 --> 00:14:07,234
so that my dad feels good about his.
368
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,413
- He needs it.
- Oh.
369
00:14:08,532 --> 00:14:11,086
Now, I know it is a lot to take in,
370
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:12,283
but I'm dying to know
371
00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:14,035
what's going through your mind
right now.
372
00:14:14,137 --> 00:14:16,020
Uh, listen, I love you.
373
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,271
You know that.
374
00:14:17,374 --> 00:14:19,123
Yeah.
375
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,528
- Ooh, but you look crazy, man.
- What?
376
00:14:23,647 --> 00:14:27,382
I gave this girl Champagne Papi,
and she got beer taste.
377
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,784
You're just... you're just
doing way too much.
378
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,053
Uh, how do I do less?
379
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,638
I'll do anything.
380
00:14:33,756 --> 00:14:35,373
Girl, you're the best I ever had.
381
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,443
Y'all, I-I smell smoke.
382
00:14:40,663 --> 00:14:44,065
Rest in peace, tarot cards.
383
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,701
I cast you out in the name
of Black Jesus...
384
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:47,952
- What?
- ...and my mama.
385
00:14:48,071 --> 00:14:50,705
My cards! Dre, what are you doing?!
386
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,424
Getting rid of the evil
these devil's business cards
387
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,909
- brought into the house.
- What?
388
00:14:55,011 --> 00:14:56,877
I swear, I saw the cupboard
close by itself
389
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,630
when I came back in from riding my hog.
390
00:14:58,748 --> 00:15:00,982
That's probably 'cause
the fake gold from your grills
391
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,433
is poisoning your mind.
392
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,135
- Don't disrespect the grill, Bow.
- Oh, come on.
393
00:15:04,254 --> 00:15:06,738
I'm a man that's made too many
sacrifices already.
394
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,274
This should be enough for me
to get emancipated, right?
395
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,043
You know what, Junior?
I want you to witness this.
396
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,612
Never change who you are for anyone.
397
00:15:14,731 --> 00:15:16,648
25 years later,
you'll be wondering about
398
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,984
the life that you could've had
had you not been stifled.
399
00:15:20,103 --> 00:15:21,486
- Stifled?
- Mm-hmm.
400
00:15:21,604 --> 00:15:23,988
Dre, we're playing around.
401
00:15:24,107 --> 00:15:27,542
It's a motorcycle,
some turntables, and a grill.
402
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:28,760
What are you talking about?
403
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:30,495
It's not just about those things, Bow.
404
00:15:30,614 --> 00:15:31,796
It's about the life that I could've had
405
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,081
and the things that I could've been.
406
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,700
- I could've been a world-class deejay.
- No.
407
00:15:35,819 --> 00:15:38,937
I could've been the first
Black Hells Angel.
408
00:15:39,055 --> 00:15:41,839
I could've opened my own ad agency.
409
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,141
- What?
- Yes.
410
00:15:43,259 --> 00:15:45,827
It was Goal #7 on my list, right after
411
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:48,012
"run around my block without stopping."
412
00:15:48,131 --> 00:15:50,782
- But I didn't.
- Mm.
413
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,533
For us.
414
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,687
I'mma... What's on your face?
415
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,406
- This is pretty awkward.
- Hot.
416
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,575
Yeah, you guys have fun with all this.
417
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,126
We're gonna... we're gonna get going.
418
00:16:02,151 --> 00:16:03,054
- Okay.
- Hey, what?
419
00:16:03,079 --> 00:16:04,579
Yeah.
420
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:05,663
Junior!
421
00:16:05,789 --> 00:16:09,116
- Did the door...?
- I'm calling Pastor Jones.
422
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,969
My dreams are finally coming true.
423
00:16:11,087 --> 00:16:12,003
Um...
424
00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:13,638
Ah! I hope it's not a friendly ghost.
425
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,446
Oh. Hello.
426
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,548
- Hey.
- Are you back?
427
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,484
Yeah. I decided to take
the bike out for a ride,
428
00:16:26,603 --> 00:16:31,138
but didn't get very far
because I realized
429
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,157
I don't know how to ride.
430
00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:35,142
Ah, I see.
431
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:38,329
Well, want to tell me what's going on?
432
00:16:38,354 --> 00:16:39,360
Okay, babe.
433
00:16:39,446 --> 00:16:43,284
I'm sorry for getting out
of control back there, but...
434
00:16:43,386 --> 00:16:45,670
What are you doing?
435
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:49,407
...I was reading my old journal,
and it got me messed up.
436
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,043
I can see that.
437
00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:54,979
Just to be clear, you know,
I threatened to leave you
438
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,882
if you got a "Thug Life" tattoo
across your belly,
439
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,134
but I never... I never stopped you
440
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,754
from starting an ad agency, Dre.
441
00:17:02,872 --> 00:17:05,973
- No. I stopped myself.
- Okay.
442
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,525
You know, the family was growing,
443
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,876
I was making plenty of money,
444
00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:10,178
and I just got comfortable, babe,
445
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:13,247
and it wasn't time to take a risk.
446
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,033
Dre, that's totally understandable.
447
00:17:15,151 --> 00:17:19,437
But... something's changed at work.
448
00:17:19,556 --> 00:17:20,688
I don't feel like I'm growing.
449
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:23,207
Dre, it's really noble
that you've played it safe
450
00:17:23,326 --> 00:17:24,509
for your family all these years,
451
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:27,495
but maybe it's time for you to,
I don't know,
452
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,431
take a chance for yourself.
453
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,867
Start your own agency,
454
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,852
or see what else is out there.
455
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,704
I got your back.
456
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:37,922
Thank you.
457
00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:40,007
Always.
458
00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:41,392
- Now...
- Hm?
459
00:17:41,511 --> 00:17:46,046
...Andre Johnson,
please get rid of that grill.
460
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,465
You're right.
461
00:17:47,584 --> 00:17:48,766
I'm over the grill.
462
00:17:48,885 --> 00:17:51,769
But I also think I'm gonna need
emergency dental surgery.
463
00:17:54,124 --> 00:17:55,756
My gums haven't
stopped bleeding all day.
464
00:17:55,859 --> 00:17:57,775
- Ugh, God.
- Mm-hmm.
465
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,710
Let me see what's in this journal?
466
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:02,296
- Promise not to laugh?
- Sure.
467
00:18:02,398 --> 00:18:04,749
Pass it over. Let me see.
468
00:18:04,868 --> 00:18:06,684
Mm-hmm.
469
00:18:06,803 --> 00:18:08,753
- No, no, no.
- What?
470
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,538
"Marry Tisha Campbell"?
471
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,589
And then what's this asterisk?
472
00:18:11,707 --> 00:18:13,174
- It says, "See..."
- "See above."
473
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,859
"Marry..."
474
00:18:14,977 --> 00:18:17,795
"Marry Hillary Clinton
and treat her right."
475
00:18:17,914 --> 00:18:20,665
And it says, "Backup plan
for 5, 9, and 11.
476
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,250
Does that make me president?"
477
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:25,085
Sorry. I said I wouldn't laugh.
478
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,821
What?!
479
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,873
My dad wants to know
if you want a motorcycle,
480
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,092
because, apparently,
the dealership won't take back
481
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:33,093
- a dented one.
- You know what?
482
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,797
If that's what having parents
who stay together is like,
483
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:36,831
I'm good.
484
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,116
That's not gonna be us, right?
485
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,017
Not if we just communicate
with each other.
486
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,041
You know what?
487
00:18:41,127 --> 00:18:43,588
Let's just lay out all of
our dealbreakers right now.
488
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:49,093
Well, I never saw myself with
a man who has a toy collection.
489
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,129
Okay, I never saw myself with someone
490
00:18:51,247 --> 00:18:52,930
who wears sunglasses in the pool.
491
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,183
- Like, what's the point?
- Okay, okay.
492
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:58,386
Well, I never wanted to date
someone with daddy issues
493
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,055
or mommy issues, and you have both.
494
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,640
- I do.
- Yeah.
495
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:05,026
And I also never thought
I'd date someone
496
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,148
who hated spicy food.
497
00:19:07,242 --> 00:19:08,296
Just whoa.
498
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:11,265
But... But we got over those things,
499
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,617
so we can get over the other ones.
500
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,619
- Don't you think?
- Yeah.
501
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:17,238
You know, I'll be honest...
the kid thing kind of scared me,
502
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,824
but I realized that a future
with you is better than
503
00:19:19,942 --> 00:19:22,493
any dealbreaker-free future
with anyone else.
504
00:19:22,612 --> 00:19:24,778
- Hm.
- I'm lucky.
505
00:19:24,881 --> 00:19:27,215
I feel the same way.
506
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,966
And also, they're not toys.
507
00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:30,051
They're Funko Pops,
508
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,802
and you will be thanking
your lucky stars
509
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,922
when they're paying for our retirement.
510
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:39,477
Sometimes in life you give up things,
511
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,145
and it makes you a better person.
512
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,482
And sometimes
513
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:47,435
you just give up those things
for the time being.
514
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,688
But they'll be ready for you to
pick up when the time is right.
515
00:19:50,806 --> 00:19:53,691
Andre Johnson, our agency
has admired your work
516
00:19:53,809 --> 00:19:55,359
for a long time now,
517
00:19:55,478 --> 00:19:58,412
but you've always been
locked up at Stevens & Lido.
518
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,331
So I have to ask...
519
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:03,334
after all this time, why now?
520
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,003
Well, I, uh...
521
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,673
I guess I just needed to
cross some things off my list.
522
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,875
Hmm.
523
00:20:10,993 --> 00:20:13,461
So, wow me.
524
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:20,051
Hey, thank you for letting me
spin for, uh,
525
00:20:20,169 --> 00:20:21,802
three people.
526
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:25,723
Ooh!
527
00:20:25,841 --> 00:20:27,058
? Aaaah ?
528
00:20:27,176 --> 00:20:29,777
Hey, what are you doing, son?
Trying to steal my shine?
529
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,646
Uh, this will help you
go viral, trust me.
530
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,031
? Like the boys when they're
out there walkin' the streets ?
531
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,867
How did you grow a beard so fast?
532
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,202
Genetics?
533
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,155
Hey!
534
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,819
Ruff!
535
00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:44,573
- Ruff!
- Ruff!
536
00:20:44,689 --> 00:20:46,913
- Ruff!
- Ruff!
537
00:20:47,006 --> 00:20:48,579
? Why must I feel like that? ?
538
00:20:48,698 --> 00:20:50,864
? Why must I chase the cat? ?
539
00:20:50,967 --> 00:20:53,217
? Nothing but the dog in me ?
540
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:54,302
- Oh!
- Ow!
541
00:20:54,418 --> 00:20:55,701
- Hold up... Oh.
- Ooh!
542
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,671
Oh, you want me to get Mom?
543
00:20:56,764 --> 00:20:57,763
- Ah, I pulled something.
- You good?
544
00:20:57,851 --> 00:20:59,807
Son, get me an ice pack. Mm!
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