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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,621 --> 00:00:07,726 (tense music) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:47,042 - [Bagman] Ooh! 5 00:00:54,877 --> 00:00:56,085 - I'm sorry! 6 00:00:56,085 --> 00:00:57,983 I'll use paper next time. 7 00:00:57,983 --> 00:00:59,295 You don't have to do this. 8 00:00:59,295 --> 00:01:01,953 (man screaming) 9 00:01:29,118 --> 00:01:30,257 (Bagman grunting) 10 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:32,604 - [Bagman] Plastic, damn it! 11 00:01:37,782 --> 00:01:40,509 (Bagman panting) 12 00:02:19,755 --> 00:02:22,689 (insects chirping) 13 00:02:23,931 --> 00:02:26,693 (Bagman panting) 14 00:02:27,728 --> 00:02:29,005 Fucking ball sacks! 15 00:02:31,387 --> 00:02:34,390 (upbeat rock music) 16 00:02:39,464 --> 00:02:41,017 Am I fucking hearing things? 17 00:02:49,371 --> 00:02:50,372 I guess not. 18 00:03:05,283 --> 00:03:07,561 - Are you sure we should do this here in the field? 19 00:03:07,561 --> 00:03:10,668 - It's fine, nobody'll find us out here. 20 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:13,049 Besides, it's not Friday the 13th. 21 00:03:13,049 --> 00:03:15,120 - It's not making me feel any better. 22 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,708 - I'm kidding, Mary. 23 00:03:16,708 --> 00:03:19,608 - No, you're not, you just wanna get laid. 24 00:03:19,608 --> 00:03:20,850 - Yeah, I do. 25 00:03:22,162 --> 00:03:24,199 - Stop, don't give me that face. 26 00:03:26,201 --> 00:03:27,512 ♪ It's killing time 27 00:03:27,512 --> 00:03:28,617 - I love you. 28 00:03:32,586 --> 00:03:34,139 - I love you too, Tom. 29 00:03:39,662 --> 00:03:40,939 (Bagman sighs) 30 00:03:40,939 --> 00:03:42,182 - [Bagman] Oh, what the hell. 31 00:03:42,182 --> 00:03:43,770 I'll leave these two lovebirds be. 32 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:08,484 - [Mary] Did ya bring one? 33 00:04:10,141 --> 00:04:11,384 - [Tom] Of course, I did. 34 00:04:13,938 --> 00:04:18,943 ♪ You take me down below the streets ♪ 35 00:04:19,633 --> 00:04:22,118 ♪ Another time 36 00:04:22,118 --> 00:04:25,570 ♪ Beneath the sheets 37 00:04:25,570 --> 00:04:28,124 ♪ Come out and play 38 00:04:28,124 --> 00:04:31,300 ♪ Closing scenes 39 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:33,716 - [Bagman] No fucking way! 40 00:04:33,716 --> 00:04:36,995 ♪ I'm in too deep 41 00:04:36,995 --> 00:04:39,204 ♪ Horsing around 42 00:04:39,204 --> 00:04:40,620 - I've never used one before. 43 00:04:41,966 --> 00:04:44,106 (Mary screaming) Mary! 44 00:04:44,106 --> 00:04:45,176 Oh fuck, oh fuck, no! 45 00:04:45,176 --> 00:04:46,211 Fuck, no! 46 00:04:46,211 --> 00:04:48,697 - [Bagman] And you never will! 47 00:04:53,736 --> 00:04:55,117 - What the fuck! 48 00:04:55,117 --> 00:04:57,775 (Tom grumbling) 49 00:04:59,224 --> 00:05:01,710 (Tom gagging) 50 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:35,537 - [Bagman] Hi! 51 00:05:35,537 --> 00:05:37,228 (Mary screaming) 52 00:05:37,228 --> 00:05:38,747 Ugh, bitches be trippin'. 53 00:05:40,127 --> 00:05:40,956 Yay! 54 00:05:43,165 --> 00:05:45,719 (Mary panting) 55 00:05:48,204 --> 00:05:49,413 Paper or plastic? 56 00:05:49,413 --> 00:05:51,380 - Please don't kill me! 57 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:54,038 - [Bagman] Paper or plastic, damn it! 58 00:05:54,038 --> 00:05:59,871 - Plastic! - [Bagman] Plastic! [grunts] 59 00:06:01,010 --> 00:06:05,946 (tense music) (insects chirping) 60 00:06:07,223 --> 00:06:08,052 (Aden coughing) 61 00:06:08,052 --> 00:06:09,571 - Easy, easy. 62 00:06:09,571 --> 00:06:11,814 - Fuck man, that's stronger than last week's. 63 00:06:11,814 --> 00:06:15,059 - I know, special ingredient, dog feces. 64 00:06:15,059 --> 00:06:15,887 - What? 65 00:06:17,372 --> 00:06:18,614 - I'm just buggin' with you, man. 66 00:06:18,614 --> 00:06:20,029 It's not really dog shit, come on. 67 00:06:20,029 --> 00:06:21,272 - Oh. 68 00:06:21,272 --> 00:06:23,378 - New dealer, actually, um, what was his name? 69 00:06:23,378 --> 00:06:25,172 Walsh, can you believe that, Walsh? 70 00:06:25,172 --> 00:06:26,829 What kinda name is that? 71 00:06:26,829 --> 00:06:29,349 - You weren't watching Within Circles again, were you? 72 00:06:29,349 --> 00:06:30,177 - No. 73 00:06:31,213 --> 00:06:32,766 Good movie, though. 74 00:06:32,766 --> 00:06:35,459 That Sid something, really good actor. 75 00:06:42,051 --> 00:06:46,193 - [Aden] Man, people can't recycle shit out here, assholes. 76 00:06:46,193 --> 00:06:47,402 - It really is sad, man. 77 00:06:49,231 --> 00:06:51,164 You know, I saw this documentary, um, 78 00:06:51,164 --> 00:06:54,409 plastic takes like 100 or a million, something like that, 79 00:06:54,409 --> 00:06:56,514 years to break down, crazy. 80 00:06:56,514 --> 00:07:01,139 - Exactly, like, fuckin' people don't care anymore. 81 00:07:01,139 --> 00:07:02,417 - Do you even work here, Aden? 82 00:07:02,417 --> 00:07:04,039 - Yes, Pelly, I do. 83 00:07:04,039 --> 00:07:05,040 - Then get to work. 84 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,455 - Okay, I will. 85 00:07:06,455 --> 00:07:09,044 (Pelly groans) 86 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,565 - Yo, Pelly is smokin'. 87 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:13,738 You hittin' that? 88 00:07:13,738 --> 00:07:15,326 - She's my sister. 89 00:07:15,326 --> 00:07:16,396 - She is? 90 00:07:16,396 --> 00:07:17,984 - Yup. 91 00:07:17,984 --> 00:07:20,055 - Oh, sorry man, I, uh, that's on me. 92 00:07:20,055 --> 00:07:22,471 - Aw, I'm just fuckin' with you, man. 93 00:07:22,471 --> 00:07:24,922 Although, we do slip it in here and there. 94 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:25,854 You know? 95 00:07:25,854 --> 00:07:27,821 - You're a dirty motherfucker. 96 00:07:27,821 --> 00:07:29,202 - Yeah, I'll see ya later, Tyke. 97 00:07:29,202 --> 00:07:30,030 - Peace. 98 00:07:32,826 --> 00:07:35,415 (sullen music) 99 00:07:36,554 --> 00:07:37,866 - How was work last night? 100 00:07:38,694 --> 00:07:40,075 - All right, I guess. 101 00:07:41,490 --> 00:07:46,426 - Look Aden, we need to talk about your father's death. 102 00:07:47,289 --> 00:07:49,153 You didn't grieve or anything. 103 00:07:49,153 --> 00:07:51,120 - Dad wasn't the greatest father. 104 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,467 He got what he deserved. 105 00:07:53,398 --> 00:07:55,849 - Nobody deserves to die. 106 00:07:55,849 --> 00:07:57,644 - Damn plastic bags killed the guy. 107 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,821 I miss him so much, Mom. 108 00:08:01,821 --> 00:08:03,339 - [Naya] I miss him too, son. 109 00:08:05,238 --> 00:08:08,379 - [Aden] Even though he cheated on you countless times? 110 00:08:08,379 --> 00:08:10,277 - [Naya] I'll always love your father. 111 00:08:12,210 --> 00:08:13,798 - I'm sorry. 112 00:08:13,798 --> 00:08:14,868 - What for? 113 00:08:14,868 --> 00:08:15,869 - [Aden] For crying. 114 00:08:17,077 --> 00:08:18,251 - It's okay to cry. 115 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:22,220 Just 'cause you're a boy doesn't mean you can't cry. 116 00:08:25,879 --> 00:08:27,743 Now, go out and have some fun, okay? 117 00:08:27,743 --> 00:08:28,572 - I will. 118 00:08:37,581 --> 00:08:39,893 (runner panting) 119 00:08:39,893 --> 00:08:42,827 (heavy rock music) 120 00:09:21,556 --> 00:09:24,420 (runner laughing) 121 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,424 (runner groans) 122 00:09:30,012 --> 00:09:32,532 (eerie music) 123 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,651 Oh, I'm gonna tie ya up so good. 124 00:09:47,651 --> 00:09:49,411 Like that girl last night, oh baby. 125 00:09:49,411 --> 00:09:50,688 She was a rough ride. 126 00:09:52,241 --> 00:09:53,484 - What's goin' on? 127 00:09:53,484 --> 00:09:55,141 - [Aden] Shut your cum-dripping mouth. 128 00:09:56,004 --> 00:09:56,832 Yeah. 129 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,147 You know what recycling is, you fucking cocksucker? 130 00:10:01,147 --> 00:10:03,183 - Please, what are you doing? 131 00:10:03,183 --> 00:10:04,909 Wait, what's goin' on here, what? 132 00:10:04,909 --> 00:10:06,670 - [Aden] You should've recycled, you jackass. 133 00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:09,362 - What is, I don't, who are you? 134 00:10:10,363 --> 00:10:11,744 Why am I tied up? 135 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:12,779 - [Aden] Can't recycle the bottle? 136 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,056 - Uh, what, no. 137 00:10:14,056 --> 00:10:16,058 - [Aden] All right, take it, take it like a dick. 138 00:10:16,058 --> 00:10:18,233 Take it like a dick, big black dick. 139 00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:20,891 Yeah, should've recycled, you jackass. 140 00:10:21,823 --> 00:10:24,653 (runner mumbling) 141 00:10:28,692 --> 00:10:30,279 Oh, she's gone. 142 00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:33,282 Oh, oh my god, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry about this. 143 00:10:33,282 --> 00:10:37,597 Uh, where's the bottle, where's the bottle? 144 00:10:37,597 --> 00:10:39,323 Oh yeah, there we go. 145 00:10:39,323 --> 00:10:42,844 Take it like a dick, yeah, suck on it, suck on it good. 146 00:10:42,844 --> 00:10:43,948 Yeah! 147 00:10:43,948 --> 00:10:44,742 Yeah, oh! 148 00:10:46,606 --> 00:10:47,607 Ah. 149 00:10:47,607 --> 00:10:50,058 (tense music) 150 00:10:53,682 --> 00:10:56,443 (Aden sighs) 151 00:10:56,443 --> 00:10:57,237 Close! 152 00:10:58,894 --> 00:10:59,688 Good boy. 153 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,142 Junk and recycle or die. 154 00:11:05,901 --> 00:11:06,730 Bye! 155 00:11:08,490 --> 00:11:11,251 [peaceful music] 156 00:11:16,671 --> 00:11:18,396 - [Dad] Aden, my son, 157 00:11:18,396 --> 00:11:21,434 I know I haven't been the greatest father to you. 158 00:11:21,434 --> 00:11:25,024 I've done a lot of bad things in my life, and you, my son, 159 00:11:25,024 --> 00:11:27,682 were one of the best things that ever happened to me. 160 00:11:28,752 --> 00:11:31,030 I tried to change my ways 161 00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:34,516 but just kept going back to the same old ways. 162 00:11:34,516 --> 00:11:37,001 If I'm dead, don't worry, son. 163 00:11:37,001 --> 00:11:39,452 I've gone to a better place. 164 00:11:39,452 --> 00:11:42,835 Aden, remind yourself of this. 165 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:45,665 What makes you feel happy? 166 00:11:45,665 --> 00:11:48,116 Do something, change the world, 167 00:11:48,116 --> 00:11:50,843 and be better than what I had become. 168 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:53,673 I was also at some whore's house when I wrote this. 169 00:11:54,778 --> 00:11:58,713 Anyway, tell your mother that I love her. 170 00:11:58,713 --> 00:12:00,715 Such a great ass on her. 171 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:05,374 Find a girl with a great ass and cherish it forever 172 00:12:05,374 --> 00:12:07,031 'cause I never did. 173 00:12:08,412 --> 00:12:09,447 Love, Dad. 174 00:12:10,966 --> 00:12:13,417 P.S. Hand job time. 175 00:12:15,488 --> 00:12:17,317 (eerie music) 176 00:12:17,317 --> 00:12:18,698 - [Aden] My pussy is ready. 177 00:12:31,331 --> 00:12:32,160 (cat yowls) 178 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,506 Come here, kitty, kitty. 179 00:12:37,406 --> 00:12:38,753 God, I love pussy. 180 00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:46,588 (tense music) 181 00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:05,089 Ooh, nice selection. 182 00:13:07,989 --> 00:13:08,817 Ooh! 183 00:13:16,031 --> 00:13:17,722 Oh my god! 184 00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:20,656 Hi, my name's Bagman, what's yours? 185 00:13:21,865 --> 00:13:23,280 Bean! 186 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,799 What the fuckin' cocks? 187 00:13:31,081 --> 00:13:32,772 Oh, nothing in here. 188 00:13:41,263 --> 00:13:43,783 Fuckin' doors don't even open. 189 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,521 No dildos in here. 190 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,044 Ah. 191 00:14:09,498 --> 00:14:10,327 Oh baby. 192 00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:15,470 (suspenseful music) 193 00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:16,471 No! 194 00:14:16,471 --> 00:14:18,956 No, motherfucking cocksuckers! 195 00:14:25,307 --> 00:14:26,136 Huh? 196 00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:31,348 (tense music) 197 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,177 Oh, oh, what the shit? 198 00:14:33,177 --> 00:14:34,869 Oh, shit balls. 199 00:14:34,869 --> 00:14:36,491 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 200 00:14:37,526 --> 00:14:38,976 Oh. 201 00:14:38,976 --> 00:14:40,012 Oh, my fuck me and call me Sally, 202 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,668 this isn't gonna work, fuck. 203 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:43,878 Oh shit! 204 00:14:45,603 --> 00:14:48,261 (Aden whimpers) 205 00:15:38,346 --> 00:15:41,349 (muffled screaming) 206 00:15:48,735 --> 00:15:51,117 What the steam and stiff setting? 207 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:54,051 (woman whimpering) 208 00:16:05,028 --> 00:16:06,132 (Aden sighs) 209 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,685 Ball sacks. 210 00:16:07,685 --> 00:16:09,377 Seriously, lady, a fucking banana? 211 00:16:14,175 --> 00:16:16,625 (Aden sighs) 212 00:16:18,524 --> 00:16:19,352 Okay, bye. 213 00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:24,116 Where's my hammer? 214 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,117 There it is. 215 00:16:26,704 --> 00:16:27,533 Yay! 216 00:16:32,607 --> 00:16:33,884 - What are you doing? 217 00:16:33,884 --> 00:16:35,990 - Putting bottles in the recycling. 218 00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:37,646 - I told you to take the garbage out. 219 00:16:37,646 --> 00:16:40,925 - Yeah, but there were damn bottles in the garbage. 220 00:16:40,925 --> 00:16:42,168 - Good for you, Aden. 221 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,239 Most people would've just tied up the bag 222 00:16:44,239 --> 00:16:45,792 and thrown it in the trash. 223 00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:46,828 - Yeah, you're right. 224 00:16:48,002 --> 00:16:51,695 - So, any sexy ladies you goin' out with? 225 00:16:51,695 --> 00:16:54,318 - Uh, not at the moment. 226 00:16:54,318 --> 00:16:56,734 - Come on, get out there and have some fun. 227 00:16:57,632 --> 00:16:59,634 - You sound like my mom. 228 00:16:59,634 --> 00:17:01,222 - Well, maybe your mom is right. 229 00:17:01,222 --> 00:17:02,671 - Maybe she is. 230 00:17:02,671 --> 00:17:04,880 - Don't worry, you'll find the right one. 231 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,537 One day. 232 00:17:06,537 --> 00:17:08,746 - Hey, it's your boyfriend. 233 00:17:08,746 --> 00:17:10,196 - [Pelly] He's not my boyfriend. 234 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,025 - What? 235 00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:17,065 - What's up, Aden? 236 00:17:17,065 --> 00:17:18,929 - [Aden] Not a whole lot. 237 00:17:18,929 --> 00:17:19,826 - [Tyke] Hey, Pelly. 238 00:17:19,826 --> 00:17:21,345 - Hi, Tyke. 239 00:17:21,345 --> 00:17:24,831 - Oh my god, the chemistry between you guys is like, 240 00:17:24,831 --> 00:17:26,902 you guys are meant to have a baby together. 241 00:17:26,902 --> 00:17:27,731 (Pelly sighs) - Geez, Aden. 242 00:17:27,731 --> 00:17:28,973 Come on, man. 243 00:17:28,973 --> 00:17:31,459 - It's either that or some spongy ass sex! 244 00:17:31,459 --> 00:17:32,287 - Jesus! 245 00:17:32,287 --> 00:17:33,116 - Really, Aden? 246 00:17:33,116 --> 00:17:34,255 - Yes, really, Pelly. 247 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,567 Jesus, what the shit? 248 00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:38,880 - I don't know, man. 249 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,399 - Holy shit! 250 00:17:40,399 --> 00:17:41,365 - [Pelly And Tyke] What? 251 00:17:41,365 --> 00:17:42,194 - Nothin'. 252 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,127 - Weirdo. 253 00:17:44,127 --> 00:17:46,163 Anyway, you wanna smoke this? 254 00:17:46,163 --> 00:17:47,026 - Yeah! 255 00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:48,200 - All right. 256 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,373 You in? 257 00:17:49,373 --> 00:17:50,340 - (sighs) Sure. 258 00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:51,651 - All right. 259 00:17:51,651 --> 00:17:53,239 Here, you can go first. 260 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:56,173 (cheerful music) 261 00:17:56,173 --> 00:18:00,660 Hey, remember that time you threw apples in the urinal? 262 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,386 - Yeah, that was silly of me. 263 00:18:02,386 --> 00:18:03,284 (Aden laughing) 264 00:18:03,284 --> 00:18:04,492 - Hey, you guys remember 265 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:09,911 that guy that jerked off during class? 266 00:18:09,911 --> 00:18:12,362 - Uh, nope. 267 00:18:12,362 --> 00:18:14,157 - Weren't you like a grade below us? 268 00:18:15,192 --> 00:18:16,159 - Oh yeah, right. 269 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:20,680 - Yeah, but we did do a lotta stupid shit in school. 270 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,958 - Yeah, a lotta dumb shit, for sure. 271 00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:25,271 I remember this one teacher, she was so hot. 272 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,136 Oh man, I had dreams about her. (chuckles) 273 00:18:28,136 --> 00:18:29,620 - Hopefully not wet dreams. 274 00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,967 - Well, I wouldn't have it any other way. 275 00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:33,141 - Ew. 276 00:18:33,141 --> 00:18:34,108 Anyway, I gotta go. 277 00:18:35,178 --> 00:18:36,179 (Tyke groans) 278 00:18:36,179 --> 00:18:37,041 - [Pelly] What? 279 00:18:37,939 --> 00:18:39,423 - Work. 280 00:18:39,423 --> 00:18:41,908 - Hm, sure you gotta go? 281 00:18:41,908 --> 00:18:43,013 - Yeah, sorry Pelly. 282 00:18:44,428 --> 00:18:46,603 Um, anyway, there's a party happening tomorrow night. 283 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:49,123 You guys should both come, especially you, Aden. 284 00:18:49,123 --> 00:18:49,985 - I'll be there. 285 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,368 - Yeah, I'll text you guys the address. 286 00:18:53,368 --> 00:18:55,370 - I don't actually think I got your number. 287 00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:56,302 - Really? 288 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,407 Thought you had it already. 289 00:18:57,407 --> 00:18:58,235 - No. 290 00:19:00,203 --> 00:19:01,065 Here. 291 00:19:01,065 --> 00:19:01,894 - Okay, thanks. 292 00:19:03,585 --> 00:19:05,277 - So, when's the wedding? 293 00:19:06,485 --> 00:19:08,797 - That has to be put on hold for the time being. 294 00:19:08,797 --> 00:19:10,005 - What? 295 00:19:10,005 --> 00:19:12,284 - I'll see you guys tomorrow, yeah? 296 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:13,492 - [Aden] Abso-freakin-lutely. 297 00:19:13,492 --> 00:19:14,734 - I'll be there. 298 00:19:14,734 --> 00:19:15,977 - [Tyke] Peace, niggers. 299 00:19:15,977 --> 00:19:16,978 - I'll be there. 300 00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:18,738 - Shut up. 301 00:19:18,738 --> 00:19:19,567 - Ow. 302 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:24,813 (upbeat techno music) 303 00:19:26,815 --> 00:19:28,369 - Hey, Aden. 304 00:19:28,369 --> 00:19:30,267 - It's been a while, Jenley. 305 00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:31,786 - It has been a while. 306 00:19:31,786 --> 00:19:33,305 How's things with you? 307 00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,099 - I'm doing fantastic. 308 00:19:35,099 --> 00:19:35,962 How's university? 309 00:19:36,963 --> 00:19:37,964 - It's good. 310 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,383 - Weren't you taking some environmental classes? 311 00:19:42,383 --> 00:19:47,388 - Yeah, renewable energy, solar panels, all that good stuff. 312 00:19:48,251 --> 00:19:49,321 - That's so great to hear. 313 00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,152 - You know what'd be even better? 314 00:19:53,152 --> 00:19:53,980 - What? 315 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:57,052 - You inside me. 316 00:19:57,052 --> 00:19:57,881 - Awesome! 317 00:20:01,919 --> 00:20:03,818 - Uh, uh, thanks Pelly. 318 00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:07,028 - Uh, you're welcome Jenley. 319 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,273 - [Jenley] Bye, Aden. 320 00:20:10,273 --> 00:20:11,446 - Bye, Jenley. 321 00:20:13,552 --> 00:20:15,623 ♪ Get on up 322 00:20:15,623 --> 00:20:17,556 ♪ Get on up this time 323 00:20:17,556 --> 00:20:19,592 ♪ Get on up 324 00:20:19,592 --> 00:20:22,181 ♪ Get on up this time 325 00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:24,045 ♪ Get on up 326 00:20:24,045 --> 00:20:26,289 ♪ Get on up this time 327 00:20:26,289 --> 00:20:28,670 ♪ Get on up 328 00:20:28,670 --> 00:20:31,017 ♪ Get on up 329 00:20:32,985 --> 00:20:34,814 (man sighs) 330 00:20:34,814 --> 00:20:39,371 ♪ Rain to your eyes 331 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,857 ♪ Get up off of my dick, see 332 00:20:42,857 --> 00:20:44,134 - [Man] Fuck! 333 00:20:44,134 --> 00:20:47,068 ♪ Booty with the bunk in the trunk ♪ 334 00:20:47,068 --> 00:20:48,345 ♪ It's your birthday 335 00:20:48,345 --> 00:20:49,381 ♪ Praise the funk like it used to be ♪ 336 00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,935 - Where's my goddamn wrench? 337 00:20:51,935 --> 00:20:53,108 ♪ Tear the roof off the sucka 338 00:20:53,108 --> 00:20:54,248 ♪ Tear the roof off the sucka 339 00:20:54,248 --> 00:20:55,318 ♪ Bring it home to your mother 340 00:20:55,318 --> 00:20:56,664 ♪ Bring it home to your mother 341 00:20:56,664 --> 00:20:59,080 ♪ Get on up and I feel good 342 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,875 - What the fuck? 343 00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:01,703 ♪ I got a brand new 344 00:21:01,703 --> 00:21:03,118 (man groans) 345 00:21:03,118 --> 00:21:05,259 ♪ Makes me feel better about sex machine ♪ 346 00:21:05,259 --> 00:21:06,950 ♪ I'm singin' this funk so clarified ♪ 347 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:08,192 ♪ So bonafide 348 00:21:08,192 --> 00:21:09,849 ♪ Bring rain to your eyes 349 00:21:09,849 --> 00:21:11,955 ♪ Call me up and this fucking slime ♪ 350 00:21:11,955 --> 00:21:14,440 ♪ And be my mind that you come this time ♪ 351 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,408 - Hey, who's there? 352 00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:18,202 ♪ Be my mind that you come this time ♪ 353 00:21:18,202 --> 00:21:21,067 ♪ Cover me up in your funky slime, baby ♪ 354 00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:23,346 ♪ I'll let ya come this time 355 00:21:23,346 --> 00:21:25,451 ♪ Get on up 356 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,453 ♪ Get on up this time 357 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,421 ♪ Get on up 358 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,733 ♪ Get on up this time 359 00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:34,011 ♪ Get on up 360 00:21:34,011 --> 00:21:36,359 ♪ Get on up this time 361 00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:37,636 ♪ Get on up 362 00:21:37,636 --> 00:21:38,637 - There you are. 363 00:21:38,637 --> 00:21:40,294 ♪ Get on up 364 00:21:40,294 --> 00:21:42,330 ♪ Get up on the country 365 00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:43,642 ♪ Gotta put it in 366 00:21:43,642 --> 00:21:44,608 ♪ Rain to your eyes 367 00:21:44,608 --> 00:21:47,991 ♪ Get up on the country 368 00:21:47,991 --> 00:21:48,992 ♪ This time 369 00:21:48,992 --> 00:21:50,959 ♪ Get up on the country 370 00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:52,098 - [Man] Goddamn it! 371 00:21:52,098 --> 00:21:53,099 ♪ Everybody knows 372 00:21:53,099 --> 00:21:54,515 ♪ Get up on the country 373 00:21:54,515 --> 00:21:56,033 - Who the hell's out there? 374 00:21:57,552 --> 00:21:59,243 ♪ It's 75 in funky shoes 375 00:21:59,243 --> 00:22:00,348 ♪ And smokin' green 376 00:22:00,348 --> 00:22:01,660 ♪ You know what I mean 377 00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:02,488 ♪ I run it 378 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:03,317 [Bagman grunts] 379 00:22:03,317 --> 00:22:04,663 ♪ This side 380 00:22:04,663 --> 00:22:06,147 ♪ The broke down trunk and them chunky thighs ♪ 381 00:22:06,147 --> 00:22:09,357 ♪ East coast (Aden sighs) 382 00:22:10,772 --> 00:22:15,777 (man groaning) (tense music) 383 00:22:24,407 --> 00:22:26,685 - You little bitch! 384 00:22:26,685 --> 00:22:28,618 - [Aden] Yes, yes I'm a little bitch. 385 00:22:35,141 --> 00:22:38,938 You kiss your father with that potty mouth? 386 00:22:38,938 --> 00:22:40,906 - You slap like a bitch too! 387 00:22:43,736 --> 00:22:45,359 - [Aden] I'm not a bitch! 388 00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:46,394 Plastic, damn it! 389 00:22:48,741 --> 00:22:49,777 - Not bad. 390 00:22:52,573 --> 00:22:54,264 You gonna kill me or what? 391 00:22:57,888 --> 00:22:59,925 What the hell do they call you? 392 00:22:59,925 --> 00:23:02,479 Paper bag bitch? 393 00:23:02,479 --> 00:23:04,585 - [Aden] It's Bagman, you old sack of shit. 394 00:23:05,793 --> 00:23:07,967 I'm so famous, Lois Lane loves my cock. 395 00:23:10,418 --> 00:23:12,386 Do you have any idea what recycling is? 396 00:23:13,766 --> 00:23:16,390 - You got me tied up to a chair 397 00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:18,806 because I didn't recycle? 398 00:23:18,806 --> 00:23:20,324 (man laughing) 399 00:23:20,324 --> 00:23:22,292 I'm too lazy for that shit. 400 00:23:25,606 --> 00:23:26,848 - [Aden] Well, fuck! 401 00:23:33,510 --> 00:23:34,373 The fun way 402 00:23:36,237 --> 00:23:37,825 or the funner way? 403 00:23:40,137 --> 00:23:42,761 - You ain't got a quicker way, like a gun? 404 00:23:42,761 --> 00:23:43,658 Or a knife? 405 00:23:45,142 --> 00:23:47,282 - [Aden] Does it look like I carry a gun or a knife? 406 00:23:51,770 --> 00:23:53,116 Ah! 407 00:23:53,116 --> 00:23:54,566 - Just do it already. 408 00:23:55,498 --> 00:23:56,740 I ain't got all day. 409 00:23:57,914 --> 00:23:59,743 My wife and my kids hate me. 410 00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:07,751 - [Aden] I hope you're thirsty. 411 00:24:07,751 --> 00:24:10,305 Open wide, it's Teco time. 412 00:24:12,273 --> 00:24:13,861 Shit! 413 00:24:13,861 --> 00:24:14,689 I'm late. 414 00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:19,453 - You got no watch, dumb ass. 415 00:24:21,489 --> 00:24:22,594 - [Aden] Shut your dick-lickin' trap! 416 00:24:33,087 --> 00:24:34,364 - Good choice. 417 00:24:35,676 --> 00:24:37,332 - [Aden] Yeah, it is, you dumb fuck. 418 00:24:38,402 --> 00:24:40,612 - Come at me, paper bitch head. 419 00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:41,889 - [Aden] You plastic whore! 420 00:24:41,889 --> 00:24:44,926 [man groans] 421 00:24:44,926 --> 00:24:46,480 (upbeat music) 422 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:50,587 ♪ I, I got plastic love for you, uh ♪ 423 00:24:50,587 --> 00:24:51,761 - [Woman] Hey! 424 00:24:53,038 --> 00:24:54,004 - Freaking kids. 425 00:24:54,004 --> 00:24:57,456 ♪ I got plastic love for you 426 00:24:57,456 --> 00:25:00,010 (man laughing) 427 00:25:01,218 --> 00:25:04,636 ♪ I, I got plastic love for you ♪ 428 00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:07,501 ♪ Uh 429 00:25:07,501 --> 00:25:11,332 ♪ I got plastic love for you 430 00:25:11,332 --> 00:25:13,886 - Do you guys know where Pelly and Tyke are? 431 00:25:13,886 --> 00:25:14,991 - Who's Pelly and Tyke? 432 00:25:14,991 --> 00:25:16,786 - Uh, my friends. 433 00:25:16,786 --> 00:25:18,028 - Weird fuckin' name for friends. 434 00:25:18,028 --> 00:25:19,892 - I don't know. - Yeah, it is pretty weird. 435 00:25:19,892 --> 00:25:21,169 I blame that fucking writer. 436 00:25:22,274 --> 00:25:23,551 - What? 437 00:25:23,551 --> 00:25:25,277 (partiers chattering) 438 00:25:25,277 --> 00:25:26,485 - Gross. 439 00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:27,313 - Fuck that guy. 440 00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:32,008 - [Aden] Hey, are you okay? 441 00:25:32,905 --> 00:25:34,907 - Yeah, just a little bit tipsy. 442 00:25:34,907 --> 00:25:36,978 - Do you know Tyke and Pelly. 443 00:25:36,978 --> 00:25:40,603 - Uh, I think they went upstairs. 444 00:25:40,603 --> 00:25:43,088 - They couldn't hold it in their pants, could they? 445 00:25:43,088 --> 00:25:45,331 - So, wanna suck some ass? 446 00:25:45,331 --> 00:25:47,713 - Uh, yours or my ass? 447 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:48,542 - Your ass. 448 00:25:48,542 --> 00:25:50,544 - Uh, maybe later. 449 00:25:50,544 --> 00:25:51,752 - Um. 450 00:25:51,752 --> 00:25:52,304 - I don't know. - All right, fine. 451 00:25:52,304 --> 00:25:53,063 Bye. 452 00:25:57,136 --> 00:26:01,002 (partiers chattering) 453 00:26:01,002 --> 00:26:04,109 ♪ 808 base and a 101 454 00:26:10,564 --> 00:26:12,048 - [Woman With Red Hair] Hey, sexy. 455 00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:13,221 - Hi. 456 00:26:13,221 --> 00:26:14,568 - [Woman With Red Hair] Wanna suck my ass? 457 00:26:14,568 --> 00:26:16,604 - Yeah, why the hell not? 458 00:26:16,604 --> 00:26:19,538 - [Woman With Red Hair] Fuck, yeah! 459 00:26:25,924 --> 00:26:27,442 (blonde man laughing) 460 00:26:27,442 --> 00:26:30,342 - I heard about this guy, like, he, they call him, 461 00:26:30,342 --> 00:26:32,240 like he puts a bag on his head. 462 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,414 - Oh yeah, Taco Man. 463 00:26:33,414 --> 00:26:34,346 - [Blonde Man] Taco Man! 464 00:26:34,346 --> 00:26:35,589 - Yeah. - Yeah, but he's weird, 465 00:26:35,589 --> 00:26:37,660 like Taco Man, like he started killing people 466 00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:38,626 'cause they don't recycle. 467 00:26:38,626 --> 00:26:39,696 - Aw, it's lame, man. 468 00:26:39,696 --> 00:26:41,215 - [Blonde Man] I know, right? 469 00:26:41,215 --> 00:26:42,492 - Yeah, you know, you should probably start recycling. 470 00:26:42,492 --> 00:26:43,942 You can get five cents back 471 00:26:43,942 --> 00:26:46,116 on all those juice boxes you keep drinkin', you know? 472 00:26:46,116 --> 00:26:47,048 - Dude, I could buy so much weed. 473 00:26:47,048 --> 00:26:48,567 - So much weed. 474 00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:50,017 - Fuck! - Yeah! 475 00:26:50,017 --> 00:26:52,606 - You know, you know, like, it's not like he's real, 476 00:26:52,606 --> 00:26:54,228 but that it is, that is a motivator. 477 00:26:54,228 --> 00:26:55,609 - That is a motivator, yep. 478 00:26:55,609 --> 00:26:57,058 - I mean, we just. 479 00:26:57,058 --> 00:26:58,197 - Yeah. 480 00:26:58,197 --> 00:26:59,820 Yeah, for the juices, for the green. 481 00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,235 - For the people. 482 00:27:01,235 --> 00:27:02,063 - For the peace of green. 483 00:27:02,063 --> 00:27:03,720 - For the children. - For the children. 484 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:04,963 - For the children. 485 00:27:04,963 --> 00:27:06,412 - You know, I got a really good idea. 486 00:27:06,412 --> 00:27:07,931 I got this joint in my pocket right now, you know? 487 00:27:07,931 --> 00:27:10,865 We should go upstairs, smoke it, talk about the universe, 488 00:27:10,865 --> 00:27:11,797 all that good shit. 489 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:12,867 You with me, you feel me? 490 00:27:12,867 --> 00:27:14,489 - I would love that. 491 00:27:14,489 --> 00:27:15,663 - Ah, hell yeah, man. 492 00:27:15,663 --> 00:27:16,906 - That's too much, man. - Let's go smoke it. 493 00:27:16,906 --> 00:27:18,183 - Let's do that. - Yeah, I love ya. 494 00:27:22,739 --> 00:27:26,812 ♪ I, I got plastic love for you ♪ 495 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:30,126 (man laughing) 496 00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:35,131 ♪ 707 and 909 497 00:27:36,891 --> 00:27:39,411 ♪ 808 base and a 101 498 00:27:39,411 --> 00:27:40,239 - Hey! 499 00:27:40,239 --> 00:27:41,862 Nice ass! 500 00:27:41,862 --> 00:27:43,380 - Why, thank you. 501 00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:46,625 - I know, I love the fact 502 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:48,385 that I get to play a detective that jangles, mm-hmm. 503 00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:54,460 Oh girl, that is so fucking hot! 504 00:27:56,014 --> 00:27:59,224 My porn career is gonna take off so great. 505 00:27:59,224 --> 00:28:00,950 ♪ And a 101 506 00:28:00,950 --> 00:28:02,883 - See ya later. (laughs) 507 00:28:03,746 --> 00:28:04,919 - What the fuck? 508 00:28:12,202 --> 00:28:15,102 (partiers laughing and chattering) 509 00:28:15,102 --> 00:28:17,863 (peaceful music) 510 00:28:23,006 --> 00:28:24,974 ♪ All night long 511 00:28:24,974 --> 00:28:26,044 - Oh, this sucks. 512 00:28:26,044 --> 00:28:27,770 - [Jenley] It doesn't have to. 513 00:28:29,323 --> 00:28:31,014 - Where have you been all my life? 514 00:28:31,014 --> 00:28:32,395 - Waiting. 515 00:28:32,395 --> 00:28:34,052 - Damn, those are some corny ass-- 516 00:28:34,052 --> 00:28:35,363 - Lines? 517 00:28:35,363 --> 00:28:36,710 ♪ I can wait for you 518 00:28:36,710 --> 00:28:37,780 - Didn't you come with someone? 519 00:28:37,780 --> 00:28:39,091 - Uh, uh, Erica. 520 00:28:40,334 --> 00:28:42,992 - Oh, Erica, haven't seen her in a while. 521 00:28:42,992 --> 00:28:44,856 - She's probably dropping her pants 522 00:28:44,856 --> 00:28:49,032 for a guy right about now. 523 00:28:49,032 --> 00:28:50,344 (Aden laughs) 524 00:28:50,344 --> 00:28:51,345 - Geez. 525 00:28:52,449 --> 00:28:53,381 ♪ I'll shed no tears 526 00:28:53,381 --> 00:28:54,728 - Hey, whatever happened to us? 527 00:28:55,798 --> 00:28:59,422 - Damn, Aden, straight to the point. 528 00:28:59,422 --> 00:29:00,354 - Sorry. 529 00:29:01,355 --> 00:29:02,839 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 530 00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:04,289 - I don't know. 531 00:29:04,289 --> 00:29:07,741 I guess we just kinda drifted apart after high school. 532 00:29:07,741 --> 00:29:09,708 - Yeah, that happens, I guess. 533 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:12,228 People just move on with their lives. 534 00:29:12,228 --> 00:29:15,162 I'm just trying to figure what the hell do with mine. 535 00:29:15,162 --> 00:29:18,924 - Yeah, that's the problem with kids these days. 536 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:21,168 They have no idea what they wanna do 537 00:29:21,168 --> 00:29:23,032 when they get out of high school anymore. 538 00:29:23,032 --> 00:29:24,723 (Aden laughs) - Exactly, right? 539 00:29:26,794 --> 00:29:28,934 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 540 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,454 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 541 00:29:31,454 --> 00:29:33,387 - Come back, I want more ass! 542 00:29:33,387 --> 00:29:34,250 - You've had enough! 543 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:36,217 - But that ass though? 544 00:29:36,217 --> 00:29:38,081 - Can only take so much! 545 00:29:38,081 --> 00:29:38,875 God, no! 546 00:29:40,187 --> 00:29:41,671 (man groans) 547 00:29:41,671 --> 00:29:42,637 What a bitch! 548 00:29:46,607 --> 00:29:49,299 - Where do you think that cup'll end up? 549 00:29:49,299 --> 00:29:51,301 - Probably in the garbage. 550 00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:55,409 Well, they're all just a bunch of ass bags anyways. 551 00:29:55,409 --> 00:29:56,928 (Aden chuckles) 552 00:29:56,928 --> 00:29:59,516 - Have I ever told you I love the way you talk about people? 553 00:29:59,516 --> 00:30:01,864 - Have I ever told you how much I love 554 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,212 when you go blank whenever you look at me? 555 00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:07,731 - Sorry, but your beauty shocked me. 556 00:30:07,731 --> 00:30:09,181 - Oh, did it now? 557 00:30:10,079 --> 00:30:11,770 - Yeah, yeah it did. 558 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:15,878 - Well, your hotness shocked me. 559 00:30:17,017 --> 00:30:18,950 - No way, your hotness shocked me. 560 00:30:20,261 --> 00:30:21,435 - No way. 561 00:30:21,435 --> 00:30:22,263 - Yes way. 562 00:30:22,263 --> 00:30:23,575 - It stunned me. 563 00:30:24,472 --> 00:30:27,959 - Stunning, yeah, yes, you are. 564 00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:28,822 - No way, huh. 565 00:30:30,237 --> 00:30:35,242 - Oh, is it me or is it, is it hard in here? 566 00:30:35,829 --> 00:30:38,107 - Hot, not hard. 567 00:30:38,107 --> 00:30:40,247 (both chuckling) 568 00:30:40,247 --> 00:30:43,112 - So, this is when you take your clothes off. 569 00:30:43,112 --> 00:30:43,906 - No. 570 00:30:44,803 --> 00:30:45,942 - What? 571 00:30:45,942 --> 00:30:47,116 I thought it was. 572 00:30:47,116 --> 00:30:49,704 - No. [Aden chuckles] 573 00:30:49,704 --> 00:30:51,327 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 574 00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:53,605 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 575 00:30:53,605 --> 00:30:55,849 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 576 00:30:55,849 --> 00:30:58,092 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 577 00:30:58,092 --> 00:31:00,370 - I forgot how nice your lips are. 578 00:31:00,370 --> 00:31:03,891 - I forgot how nice yours are too. 579 00:31:03,891 --> 00:31:05,168 - Is this an in? 580 00:31:05,168 --> 00:31:06,652 - Obviously. 581 00:31:06,652 --> 00:31:07,515 - Probably. 582 00:31:07,515 --> 00:31:09,448 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 583 00:31:09,448 --> 00:31:11,865 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 584 00:31:11,865 --> 00:31:14,315 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 585 00:31:14,315 --> 00:31:16,593 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 586 00:31:16,593 --> 00:31:18,664 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 587 00:31:18,664 --> 00:31:21,495 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 588 00:31:21,495 --> 00:31:23,255 ♪ Ah 589 00:31:27,259 --> 00:31:29,779 (tense music) 590 00:31:45,795 --> 00:31:48,246 (laughs) 591 00:31:48,246 --> 00:31:49,937 - It's a shame, I do give a shit. 592 00:31:49,937 --> 00:31:52,146 (laughing) 593 00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:57,289 (belt buckle clanking) 594 00:31:57,289 --> 00:31:59,257 Bunch of fuckin' idiots. 595 00:32:00,154 --> 00:32:01,500 (groaning) 596 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:02,294 Fuck. 597 00:32:09,888 --> 00:32:12,477 (man groaning) 598 00:32:19,933 --> 00:32:20,899 I'm freaking out. 599 00:32:22,452 --> 00:32:24,730 - [Aden] Enjoy your juice box and your ganja. 600 00:32:24,730 --> 00:32:25,524 - Bye bye. 601 00:32:31,047 --> 00:32:32,807 - This is weird, right? 602 00:32:32,807 --> 00:32:34,982 - I don't even know anymore, man. 603 00:32:34,982 --> 00:32:38,158 (blonde man groaning) 604 00:32:40,505 --> 00:32:41,955 (blonde man coughing) 605 00:32:41,955 --> 00:32:44,750 (dramatic music) 606 00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:45,820 - [Man] Help! 607 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,169 Help! - Just give me a sec. 608 00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:51,447 - [Man] Fuck! 609 00:32:51,447 --> 00:32:52,966 - [Aden] Let me brush your teeth. 610 00:32:54,657 --> 00:32:55,589 - [Man] It tastes like shit! 611 00:32:55,589 --> 00:32:56,348 - [Aden] Good. 612 00:33:00,352 --> 00:33:02,976 Uh, are, are you okay? 613 00:33:02,976 --> 00:33:03,977 - No! 614 00:33:03,977 --> 00:33:06,393 (man sobbing) 615 00:33:07,981 --> 00:33:09,223 - [Aden] Here's a tissue. 616 00:33:12,709 --> 00:33:14,056 - Could you please not kill me? 617 00:33:14,056 --> 00:33:17,300 I'm still, still a virgin. 618 00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:18,129 - [Aden] Same! 619 00:33:20,372 --> 00:33:22,719 - We should, we should hang out. 620 00:33:22,719 --> 00:33:25,170 - [Aden] Uh, no, sorry! 621 00:33:26,689 --> 00:33:29,174 (man gagging) 622 00:33:32,281 --> 00:33:33,109 Good boy. 623 00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:37,251 Well, that was fun. 624 00:33:37,251 --> 00:33:39,771 (tense music) 625 00:33:55,097 --> 00:33:56,753 - Where'd you go? 626 00:33:56,753 --> 00:33:57,996 - The bathroom. 627 00:34:13,149 --> 00:34:15,772 (gentle music) 628 00:34:47,425 --> 00:34:49,427 (Jenley gasps) 629 00:34:49,427 --> 00:34:51,946 (tense music) 630 00:35:29,984 --> 00:35:32,608 - You're, uh, not gonna throw these in the garbage, are you? 631 00:35:32,608 --> 00:35:34,886 - Of course not, we're gonna recycle 'em. 632 00:35:39,062 --> 00:35:40,754 - About last night. 633 00:35:40,754 --> 00:35:41,582 - What about it? 634 00:35:41,582 --> 00:35:42,687 - It was fun. 635 00:35:42,687 --> 00:35:43,688 - Yeah, it was fun. 636 00:35:47,485 --> 00:35:48,900 - [Jenley] Paper Bagman. 637 00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:49,728 - What? 638 00:35:49,728 --> 00:35:50,591 - [Jenley] Plastic in! 639 00:35:50,591 --> 00:35:53,042 (Aden gasps) 640 00:35:54,147 --> 00:35:55,320 - Damn nightmares. 641 00:35:58,565 --> 00:36:01,326 (birds chirping) 642 00:36:08,022 --> 00:36:10,335 - [Naya] Hey, how was the party last night? 643 00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:11,371 - Awesome. 644 00:36:11,371 --> 00:36:12,820 Jenley was there. 645 00:36:12,820 --> 00:36:15,098 - You guys didn't, mm? 646 00:36:15,098 --> 00:36:16,376 - Bang? 647 00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:18,412 No, we're not like those professional curlers 648 00:36:18,412 --> 00:36:20,380 that stay hard and last lame. 649 00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:21,967 - Well, the last time you were on the couch, 650 00:36:21,967 --> 00:36:23,486 you guys were gettin' pretty touchy. 651 00:36:23,486 --> 00:36:24,970 - Yeah, it was pretty touchy. 652 00:36:26,179 --> 00:36:28,181 - Aden, we need to talk about something. 653 00:36:29,078 --> 00:36:30,286 - What's this about? 654 00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:32,702 It better not be the drawing I did 655 00:36:32,702 --> 00:36:34,187 of a girl's boobies and a guy's ding dong. 656 00:36:34,187 --> 00:36:36,223 - Uh, I found this. 657 00:36:37,397 --> 00:36:40,710 Die plastic, die, you killed my daddy. 658 00:36:40,710 --> 00:36:42,195 - That's a good piece of art. 659 00:36:42,195 --> 00:36:44,749 I was thinking of selling that one. 660 00:36:44,749 --> 00:36:48,270 - Your drawings are very creative. 661 00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,170 Aden, you still need to deal with your father's death. 662 00:36:52,170 --> 00:36:54,793 - Mom, I'm fine, I'm not going crazy or anything. 663 00:36:54,793 --> 00:36:56,485 - I'm concerned about you. 664 00:36:58,245 --> 00:37:00,282 - Where is Dad's killer, Mom? 665 00:37:00,282 --> 00:37:01,144 - I don't know. 666 00:37:02,249 --> 00:37:05,459 All I know is that this was meant to be. 667 00:37:05,459 --> 00:37:07,220 - Yeah, meant to be, my ass. 668 00:37:12,259 --> 00:37:14,779 (tense music) 669 00:38:33,961 --> 00:38:35,031 (woman screams) 670 00:38:35,031 --> 00:38:36,688 Hi! - Shit! 671 00:38:39,622 --> 00:38:40,451 No! 672 00:38:42,315 --> 00:38:43,281 No, no, no. 673 00:38:46,042 --> 00:38:48,528 (woman gasps) 674 00:38:49,425 --> 00:38:51,427 - [Aden] Can you cut that out? 675 00:38:51,427 --> 00:38:52,842 - Oh, oh god. 676 00:38:55,569 --> 00:38:57,364 - [Aden] We're gonna have some foreplay. 677 00:38:57,364 --> 00:39:00,954 - Oh, oh, oh god, no. 678 00:39:00,954 --> 00:39:01,782 No! 679 00:39:01,782 --> 00:39:03,888 (woman screaming) 680 00:39:03,888 --> 00:39:05,476 Why are you doing this? 681 00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:07,547 - [Aden] You should have recycled. 682 00:39:07,547 --> 00:39:10,066 - What, recycling? 683 00:39:10,066 --> 00:39:12,345 - [Aden] Do you realize how many animals die each year 684 00:39:12,345 --> 00:39:14,347 from the use of plastic? 685 00:39:14,347 --> 00:39:16,210 - I'm assuming quite a few. 686 00:39:16,210 --> 00:39:17,039 - [Aden] Right. 687 00:39:19,213 --> 00:39:21,595 - I have a family, they need me. 688 00:39:21,595 --> 00:39:25,461 - [Aden] Sometimes, sometimes, 689 00:39:25,461 --> 00:39:27,083 the only time people will change 690 00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:29,327 is when they're in a life or death situation. 691 00:39:30,466 --> 00:39:33,158 (woman gagging) 692 00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:37,508 - Need me. 693 00:39:38,819 --> 00:39:39,786 - [Aden] You have a family? 694 00:39:39,786 --> 00:39:41,408 - Yes. 695 00:39:41,408 --> 00:39:44,687 - [Aden] Aw shit, I'm so sorry about this. 696 00:39:44,687 --> 00:39:47,518 (woman panting) 697 00:39:47,518 --> 00:39:48,553 I'm just kidding! 698 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:51,487 (woman whimpering) 699 00:39:58,563 --> 00:39:59,392 Yay! 700 00:40:08,642 --> 00:40:09,885 (Aden sighs) 701 00:40:09,885 --> 00:40:11,404 How are you doing? 702 00:40:12,405 --> 00:40:14,614 Oh, I'm really dead. 703 00:40:14,614 --> 00:40:16,926 How are you doing? 704 00:40:16,926 --> 00:40:19,550 I'm doing fantastic, thanks for asking. 705 00:40:29,076 --> 00:40:32,701 Shaquisha, what kinda white cracker's name is Shaquisha? 706 00:40:34,427 --> 00:40:36,429 Just kidding, her name was Biggette. 707 00:40:40,571 --> 00:40:41,744 Hey, there's the keys. 708 00:40:47,025 --> 00:40:48,579 (Aden panting) 709 00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:51,064 (car beeping) 710 00:40:54,723 --> 00:40:55,517 Ooh. 711 00:40:57,380 --> 00:40:59,762 Automatic windows, geez. 712 00:41:01,246 --> 00:41:03,317 Let's get some tunes up in this bitch. 713 00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:06,631 (heavy rock music) 714 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:10,083 Mm, yeah, it's my favorite song. 715 00:41:10,083 --> 00:41:10,911 Yeah! 716 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,137 - [Aden] That shit sick threw off my groove. 717 00:41:30,137 --> 00:41:30,966 Oh well. 718 00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:34,556 - [Man] I reported this shit! 719 00:41:36,489 --> 00:41:37,800 - [Aden] Ooh. 720 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,044 - [Jenley] Hey Aden, wanna hang out tonight? 721 00:41:40,044 --> 00:41:41,286 (lips smacking) 722 00:41:41,286 --> 00:41:43,185 - [Aden] My dick'll be hanging in you. 723 00:41:43,185 --> 00:41:46,291 (musician screaming) 724 00:41:47,258 --> 00:41:52,228 Meet at my place for sexy time, 725 00:41:53,126 --> 00:41:55,266 monkey, far, shit emojis. 726 00:41:55,266 --> 00:41:58,787 - [Jenley] Oh my fucking god, see you then. (laughs) 727 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:02,100 - [Aden] Smile emoji, bomb emoji. 728 00:42:03,412 --> 00:42:04,275 Oh, fuck yeah. 729 00:42:05,932 --> 00:42:07,140 Gotta go, honey, bye. 730 00:42:08,831 --> 00:42:10,523 See ya later. 731 00:42:10,523 --> 00:42:11,385 In hell, bitch! 732 00:42:12,525 --> 00:42:15,597 (musician screaming) 733 00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:24,985 - [Naya] Hi, Jenley. 734 00:42:24,985 --> 00:42:26,539 - [Jenley] Hi, Miss Papes, is Aden home? 735 00:42:26,539 --> 00:42:28,057 - No, but you're welcome to come in. 736 00:42:28,057 --> 00:42:29,024 - Oh, thanks. 737 00:42:30,439 --> 00:42:32,441 - You know, I'm so sorry to hear about your mom. 738 00:42:32,441 --> 00:42:33,684 I heard what happened. 739 00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:35,824 - Oh, it's okay, you know, life goes on. 740 00:42:36,997 --> 00:42:38,792 So, where's Mr. Papes. 741 00:42:40,035 --> 00:42:41,450 - He's dead. 742 00:42:41,450 --> 00:42:42,347 - What? 743 00:42:42,347 --> 00:42:43,866 How? 744 00:42:43,866 --> 00:42:44,695 - Come. 745 00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:51,391 Well, it was about a week after your mother died. 746 00:42:52,806 --> 00:42:55,568 Whilst your mother made the second page of the paper, 747 00:42:57,052 --> 00:43:00,469 Martin made the 28th page of the paper, and it read, 748 00:43:02,575 --> 00:43:05,060 bum kills himself with plastic bags. 749 00:43:06,268 --> 00:43:08,408 - I'm so sorry to hear that. 750 00:43:08,408 --> 00:43:10,686 - It's okay, it's like you said, life goes on. 751 00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:12,930 You know, Aden wanted to come see you 752 00:43:12,930 --> 00:43:13,862 when your mother passed. 753 00:43:13,862 --> 00:43:15,795 I don't know why he didn't. 754 00:43:15,795 --> 00:43:17,382 - He probably had his reasons. 755 00:43:18,867 --> 00:43:20,765 - How are my beautiful ladies doing? 756 00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,215 - You're in a good mood. 757 00:43:22,215 --> 00:43:23,630 - I've never felt so alive. 758 00:43:24,804 --> 00:43:26,046 - Are you high on cocaine? 759 00:43:26,046 --> 00:43:27,841 - More like life, Mom. 760 00:43:27,841 --> 00:43:28,773 - Where were you? 761 00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:30,016 - I was with this fine ass girl. 762 00:43:30,016 --> 00:43:31,914 We did some dancing and blow. 763 00:43:31,914 --> 00:43:34,779 (Naya groans) (tense music) 764 00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:36,332 - Nice. 765 00:43:36,332 --> 00:43:39,819 I was with this sexy guy, and he did dirty things to me. 766 00:43:39,819 --> 00:43:41,406 - Oh, is that so? 767 00:43:42,615 --> 00:43:44,202 - Okay, guys, hang on. 768 00:43:44,202 --> 00:43:45,687 Not in here. 769 00:43:45,687 --> 00:43:47,171 (Jenley laughs) 770 00:43:47,171 --> 00:43:48,828 And I still sit on that couch, so not there either. 771 00:43:48,828 --> 00:43:50,968 - Geez Mom, go watch Murdoch Mysteries or something. 772 00:43:50,968 --> 00:43:52,314 - You know what, maybe I will. 773 00:43:52,314 --> 00:43:54,488 You know what, I'm gonna double click my mouse 774 00:43:54,488 --> 00:43:56,145 and watch Murdoch, he's so cute. 775 00:43:57,043 --> 00:43:58,976 You can have that couch. 776 00:43:58,976 --> 00:44:00,149 - Okay. 777 00:44:00,149 --> 00:44:02,565 Murdoch is good looking though. 778 00:44:02,565 --> 00:44:05,085 - Okay, what's Murdoch Mysteries? 779 00:44:05,085 --> 00:44:07,260 - Some Canadian show about a detective. 780 00:44:08,399 --> 00:44:11,505 - Well, maybe he can solve crimes 781 00:44:11,505 --> 00:44:13,128 we're gonna commit tonight. 782 00:44:13,128 --> 00:44:15,095 - Oh my, George Takei. 783 00:44:16,303 --> 00:44:18,754 - Hey, let's go to that spot we went to as kids. 784 00:44:18,754 --> 00:44:19,617 - Okay. 785 00:44:23,794 --> 00:44:25,968 Do I slap your ass or do you slap mine. 786 00:44:25,968 --> 00:44:28,695 - [Jenley] I'd like my ass to be slapped. 787 00:44:28,695 --> 00:44:29,592 - Oh really? 788 00:44:30,732 --> 00:44:32,492 So, what position do you wanna do? 789 00:44:32,492 --> 00:44:33,320 - Anal. 790 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,149 - Oh my god. 791 00:44:34,149 --> 00:44:37,497 (Jenley laughs) (Aden laughs) 792 00:44:38,636 --> 00:44:41,363 (haunting music) 793 00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:00,969 - Here you go. 794 00:45:02,695 --> 00:45:03,696 - Thanks. 795 00:45:03,696 --> 00:45:04,524 - Mm. 796 00:45:05,974 --> 00:45:07,769 I'm sorry I didn't see you when your mom died. 797 00:45:07,769 --> 00:45:10,012 - It's okay, you're here now. 798 00:45:11,773 --> 00:45:14,120 I'm sorry about your dad, Aden. 799 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,742 - Me too. 800 00:45:15,742 --> 00:45:18,262 I still can't believe it was ruled a suicide. 801 00:45:18,262 --> 00:45:21,127 - Do you really believe he killed himself? 802 00:45:21,127 --> 00:45:22,715 - No. 803 00:45:22,715 --> 00:45:25,821 But I did get a letter that said his goodbyes, 804 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:28,721 but I also feel like the police 805 00:45:28,721 --> 00:45:31,033 didn't quite do their jobs either. 806 00:45:31,033 --> 00:45:33,691 - Why didn't you give the police the note? 807 00:45:33,691 --> 00:45:36,729 - I think they could care less about a guy they call a bum. 808 00:45:36,729 --> 00:45:37,591 (Jenley chuckles) 809 00:45:37,591 --> 00:45:38,420 - True. 810 00:45:40,008 --> 00:45:41,423 Don't you think it's strange 811 00:45:41,423 --> 00:45:44,426 how one of our parents died a week a part? 812 00:45:45,358 --> 00:45:46,669 - Yeah, it is a bit odd. 813 00:45:49,362 --> 00:45:52,434 Anyways, if you could be a superhero, who would you be? 814 00:45:52,434 --> 00:45:54,677 - (laughs) Smooth on changing the subject. 815 00:45:55,817 --> 00:45:58,060 Probably Wonder Woman. 816 00:45:58,060 --> 00:45:59,510 - Wonder Woman? 817 00:45:59,510 --> 00:46:04,480 - Yeah, she's strong, intelligent, and beautiful. 818 00:46:05,827 --> 00:46:07,069 - Does Wonder Woman wonder about other women? 819 00:46:07,069 --> 00:46:08,830 - I don't know. 820 00:46:08,830 --> 00:46:10,659 She could though. 821 00:46:10,659 --> 00:46:12,005 What about you? 822 00:46:12,005 --> 00:46:14,076 - Deadpool, for sure. 823 00:46:14,076 --> 00:46:15,664 - Deadpool? 824 00:46:15,664 --> 00:46:18,322 You like talking shit and breaking the fourth wall? 825 00:46:19,288 --> 00:46:21,118 - Abso-fuckin-lutely. 826 00:46:21,118 --> 00:46:26,123 (both chuckle) (tense music) 827 00:46:30,299 --> 00:46:32,301 Oh, you boobalicious honey buns. 828 00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:35,063 - You sugarlicious wonder buns. 829 00:46:57,810 --> 00:46:59,604 - [Bara] Jenley! 830 00:46:59,604 --> 00:47:01,296 Where were you last night? 831 00:47:01,296 --> 00:47:03,816 - I was out late plundering the monkey. 832 00:47:03,816 --> 00:47:05,956 - [Bara] Stop being so sarcastic. 833 00:47:05,956 --> 00:47:08,337 - Stop being my fake mom. 834 00:47:08,337 --> 00:47:11,237 - Jenley, I try to treat you like your my own daughter. 835 00:47:11,237 --> 00:47:13,826 - [Jenley] You treat me like a caged up animal. 836 00:47:13,826 --> 00:47:16,311 I'm mature enough to do whatever I want. 837 00:47:16,311 --> 00:47:19,176 - You know, you can be a darn right bitch sometimes. 838 00:47:19,176 --> 00:47:21,212 - [Jenley] Wow, Bara, glad to know 839 00:47:21,212 --> 00:47:23,836 you think of me as a lady dog. 840 00:47:23,836 --> 00:47:25,838 - Jenley, I'm sorry, wait. 841 00:47:25,838 --> 00:47:27,287 Can I make it up to you? 842 00:47:27,287 --> 00:47:30,946 - Yeah, you make it up to me by getting out of my damn life. 843 00:47:39,852 --> 00:47:42,026 - [Lank] I'm sorry, Staven, I'm sorry. 844 00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:43,752 (tense music) 845 00:47:43,752 --> 00:47:46,410 (Lank groaning) 846 00:47:49,516 --> 00:47:51,449 - I trusted you, Lank. 847 00:47:51,449 --> 00:47:53,244 I would have gave you anything! 848 00:47:53,244 --> 00:47:55,868 - It's just money, I can make it back for you, Staven! 849 00:47:55,868 --> 00:47:59,457 - It's not about the money, it's not! 850 00:47:59,457 --> 00:48:01,011 It's about loyalty! 851 00:48:02,426 --> 00:48:04,566 - You don't have to do this, I'm still loyal to you. 852 00:48:04,566 --> 00:48:05,567 No! 853 00:48:05,567 --> 00:48:06,464 No! 854 00:48:06,464 --> 00:48:07,880 Don't do this! 855 00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,847 Staven, you don't have to! 856 00:48:09,847 --> 00:48:12,505 (Lank groaning) 857 00:48:18,304 --> 00:48:21,065 (Staven panting) 858 00:48:25,552 --> 00:48:26,381 - Fuck. 859 00:48:35,562 --> 00:48:36,460 Get rid of this. 860 00:48:36,460 --> 00:48:37,702 - Yup. 861 00:48:37,702 --> 00:48:38,772 I'll take care of it. 862 00:48:39,739 --> 00:48:40,567 - Make sure. 863 00:48:43,846 --> 00:48:46,504 (Dangler sighs) 864 00:48:56,583 --> 00:48:59,310 (Dangler grunts) 865 00:49:01,899 --> 00:49:04,798 (Dangler grunting) 866 00:49:07,387 --> 00:49:08,595 - [Dangler] Stupid fuck. 867 00:49:10,563 --> 00:49:13,048 (tense music) 868 00:49:14,049 --> 00:49:15,809 - Go away, Bara. 869 00:49:18,847 --> 00:49:19,952 Oh, hey, Erica. 870 00:49:21,436 --> 00:49:24,715 - Did ya forget about helping me with that geothermal paper? 871 00:49:24,715 --> 00:49:28,167 - Oh, no, sorry Erica, I just had a lot on my plate. 872 00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:30,963 - So. 873 00:49:32,378 --> 00:49:33,724 You and Aden, huh? 874 00:49:33,724 --> 00:49:34,967 - Yeah. 875 00:49:34,967 --> 00:49:36,796 (Aden panting) 876 00:49:36,796 --> 00:49:39,074 - Don't you find Aden kinda weird? 877 00:49:39,937 --> 00:49:42,112 - He's my kinda weird. 878 00:49:42,112 --> 00:49:46,530 (Aden panting) (Dangler groaning) 879 00:49:46,530 --> 00:49:48,187 He's spontaneous. 880 00:49:49,291 --> 00:49:50,120 - [Dangler] Who are you? 881 00:49:51,259 --> 00:49:53,502 - He's funny and he's pretty hot too. 882 00:49:54,987 --> 00:49:57,437 - [Dangler] Get the fuck away from me! 883 00:49:57,437 --> 00:49:59,992 (Dangler whimpering) 884 00:49:59,992 --> 00:50:01,476 - I don't know, Jenley, 885 00:50:01,476 --> 00:50:04,617 I just have a feeling that he's hiding something. 886 00:50:06,067 --> 00:50:10,002 - Maybe he is, but I kinda like a guy with a mystery. 887 00:50:10,002 --> 00:50:12,383 (Aden panting) (Dangler screams) 888 00:50:12,383 --> 00:50:15,455 (Dangler whimpering) 889 00:50:16,594 --> 00:50:18,631 - [Aden] I just wanted to play tag. 890 00:50:18,631 --> 00:50:22,324 - So, you hook up with that guy at the party? 891 00:50:23,981 --> 00:50:26,225 - Turns out, I'm the first girl he's been with 892 00:50:26,225 --> 00:50:28,468 and he prefers men over women. 893 00:50:28,468 --> 00:50:30,022 - Really? 894 00:50:30,022 --> 00:50:31,506 - No. 895 00:50:31,506 --> 00:50:35,372 But I am interested in girls. 896 00:50:35,372 --> 00:50:38,030 - You're interested in girls? 897 00:50:38,030 --> 00:50:38,858 - Yeah. 898 00:50:45,347 --> 00:50:48,247 (Dangler yelling) 899 00:50:48,247 --> 00:50:49,938 - Well, who are you interested in? 900 00:50:53,045 --> 00:50:55,219 God, please tell me it's not me. 901 00:50:57,877 --> 00:50:59,637 - It's always been you, Jenley. 902 00:51:00,742 --> 00:51:04,263 - Fuck me, Erica, figuratively. 903 00:51:04,263 --> 00:51:05,850 Not literally. 904 00:51:07,059 --> 00:51:10,131 (Dangler whimpering) 905 00:51:16,378 --> 00:51:19,312 (Dangler groaning) 906 00:51:19,312 --> 00:51:21,590 - [Aden] It's so beautiful. 907 00:51:23,972 --> 00:51:25,594 - That was interesting. 908 00:51:25,594 --> 00:51:26,561 - Yeah, it was. 909 00:51:28,149 --> 00:51:31,083 (Dangler groaning) 910 00:51:33,499 --> 00:51:34,914 I think I prefer dick more. 911 00:51:35,846 --> 00:51:37,365 - Me too. 912 00:51:37,365 --> 00:51:38,297 Let's get back to work. 913 00:51:38,297 --> 00:51:39,125 - Yeah. 914 00:51:42,956 --> 00:51:47,961 (Dangler screaming) (Aden grunting) 915 00:51:51,241 --> 00:51:54,106 (Dangler groaning) 916 00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:03,943 (Dangler screams) - Hi! 917 00:52:03,943 --> 00:52:06,842 (Dangler grumbling) 918 00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:13,539 - She had me tied like this to deliver a package. 919 00:52:13,539 --> 00:52:16,128 - [Aden] No, but your Detective Dangler, right? 920 00:52:16,128 --> 00:52:18,544 - No, no, no, Dangler's my stripper name. 921 00:52:20,028 --> 00:52:22,030 - [Aden] Oh, fuck me in the ass. 922 00:52:22,927 --> 00:52:24,895 You recycle plastic? 923 00:52:24,895 --> 00:52:29,900 - Um, uh, don't, not really, sometimes. 924 00:52:31,246 --> 00:52:32,316 - [Aden] Oh, Dangler. 925 00:52:35,043 --> 00:52:38,115 - I kinda like you, your mask is kinda cute, you know? 926 00:52:38,115 --> 00:52:40,221 - [Aden] Why, thank you, sweet thing. 927 00:52:40,221 --> 00:52:44,880 - So, uh, think ya, see, um, 928 00:52:46,088 --> 00:52:47,780 you untie me here, 929 00:52:47,780 --> 00:52:52,440 and I'll you do whatever you want to my body. 930 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:55,546 - [Aden] Oh, we'll do something all right, baby. 931 00:52:55,546 --> 00:52:57,065 - I totally see us bonding 932 00:52:57,065 --> 00:52:59,309 and having some good fun together. 933 00:52:59,309 --> 00:53:00,586 (Dangler chuckles) 934 00:53:00,586 --> 00:53:01,587 - [Aden] Oh, we will. 935 00:53:03,658 --> 00:53:04,935 (Dangler screaming) 936 00:53:04,935 --> 00:53:07,351 See ya in the spirit world, bitch. 937 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,836 (birds chirping) 938 00:53:09,836 --> 00:53:11,493 Oh man, I kinda liked the guy. 939 00:53:14,496 --> 00:53:15,325 - Hi, Dad. 940 00:53:17,016 --> 00:53:17,844 Hello? 941 00:53:20,433 --> 00:53:21,262 - My darlin' wife. 942 00:53:21,262 --> 00:53:22,332 - Hi. 943 00:53:22,332 --> 00:53:23,195 I'm good. 944 00:53:23,195 --> 00:53:24,334 - What the fuck, Dad? 945 00:53:24,334 --> 00:53:25,818 - Language, Jenley! 946 00:53:25,818 --> 00:53:28,130 - Bitch, don't tell me what I can and can't say. 947 00:53:28,130 --> 00:53:30,063 - You apologize to Bara right now. 948 00:53:30,063 --> 00:53:31,444 - It's okay, Staven. 949 00:53:31,444 --> 00:53:32,894 - No, you know what, it's not. 950 00:53:32,894 --> 00:53:34,654 You apologize. 951 00:53:34,654 --> 00:53:37,761 - Dad, you're always ignoring me. 952 00:53:37,761 --> 00:53:39,418 It's like I'm nonexistent to you. 953 00:53:41,316 --> 00:53:42,214 - No, it's not like-- 954 00:53:42,214 --> 00:53:44,008 - I'm not done! 955 00:53:45,907 --> 00:53:49,773 You hook up with this skank right after Mom dies, 956 00:53:49,773 --> 00:53:52,845 and ever since, you've been so distant. 957 00:53:52,845 --> 00:53:57,470 You haven't said a word to me in over two damn weeks. 958 00:53:58,954 --> 00:54:02,889 You can only talk to this sad replacement of a mom. 959 00:54:02,889 --> 00:54:04,236 - Mm, wow. 960 00:54:04,236 --> 00:54:05,720 - Put a sock in it, Bara. 961 00:54:07,273 --> 00:54:12,105 You two can live your sad pathetic lives, for fuck's sakes! 962 00:54:14,591 --> 00:54:16,109 - What is her problem? 963 00:54:18,077 --> 00:54:19,320 - What a little bitch. 964 00:54:26,568 --> 00:54:27,914 (Aden panting) (tense music) 965 00:54:27,914 --> 00:54:31,090 - [Aden] Aw, you heavy son of a bitch. 966 00:54:35,612 --> 00:54:37,441 Oh, ya ass cream fuck. 967 00:54:39,823 --> 00:54:41,618 There you go, good boy. 968 00:54:44,103 --> 00:54:45,277 Oh baby. 969 00:54:45,277 --> 00:54:46,795 - [Jenley] Love you, Aden. 970 00:54:46,795 --> 00:54:48,280 (lips smacking) 971 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,868 - [Aden] Kissy, kissy face emojis, love you too. 972 00:54:52,249 --> 00:54:54,458 With all my heart. 973 00:54:55,390 --> 00:54:56,253 Poop emoji, yeah. 974 00:54:59,187 --> 00:55:00,015 Love. 975 00:55:01,534 --> 00:55:03,778 Hello, wake up. 976 00:55:03,778 --> 00:55:04,641 - Ow. 977 00:55:04,641 --> 00:55:05,435 - Sorry. 978 00:55:09,646 --> 00:55:10,854 - What's goin' on here? 979 00:55:10,854 --> 00:55:11,924 - [Aden] Shushy. 980 00:55:11,924 --> 00:55:13,132 Who killed Martin Papes? 981 00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:16,446 (Dangler groaning) 982 00:55:16,446 --> 00:55:18,862 - Guy killed himself with a plastic bag. 983 00:55:18,862 --> 00:55:20,173 - [Aden] The fuck you say? 984 00:55:21,382 --> 00:55:22,314 - It was suicide. 985 00:55:22,314 --> 00:55:23,245 - [Aden] Homicide. 986 00:55:24,557 --> 00:55:26,214 - It was suicide. 987 00:55:26,214 --> 00:55:27,974 - [Aden] Goddamn it, Dangler. 988 00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:30,943 - Who are you supposed to be, 989 00:55:30,943 --> 00:55:33,394 some kinda Batman in a paper bag? 990 00:55:34,878 --> 00:55:38,019 - [Aden] I'm not Batman, I'm the Bagman. 991 00:55:39,158 --> 00:55:40,608 For fuckity sakes! 992 00:55:42,782 --> 00:55:44,612 - Are you gonna kill me now? 993 00:55:44,612 --> 00:55:46,717 - [Aden] Geez, you ask a lotta questions. 994 00:55:46,717 --> 00:55:48,305 - It's my job. 995 00:55:48,305 --> 00:55:49,271 Can I go? 996 00:55:51,688 --> 00:55:53,345 - [Aden] Do you recycle plastic? 997 00:55:56,762 --> 00:55:59,109 - Yeah, my parents taught me when I was young. 998 00:56:00,317 --> 00:56:02,181 - [Aden] Good, great to hear you recycle. 999 00:56:06,323 --> 00:56:08,325 Eenie, meenie, miney mo. 1000 00:56:10,016 --> 00:56:12,018 - Oh my god, just get this over with. 1001 00:56:12,018 --> 00:56:14,745 - [Aden] Okay, Detective Dickalicious. 1002 00:56:14,745 --> 00:56:15,884 - Uh, what? 1003 00:56:15,884 --> 00:56:17,886 - [Aden] You fuckin' bitch. 1004 00:56:17,886 --> 00:56:20,130 - Ow, what was that for? 1005 00:56:20,130 --> 00:56:20,993 - [Aden] For fun! 1006 00:56:23,444 --> 00:56:24,790 - Who are you talking to? 1007 00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:27,724 - [Aden] Your mother. 1008 00:56:27,724 --> 00:56:30,002 And just like Mary Jane, she loves my cock. 1009 00:56:30,002 --> 00:56:31,762 - Wait. Oh, come on, man. 1010 00:56:31,762 --> 00:56:32,867 There's no, like. 1011 00:56:32,867 --> 00:56:34,420 - [Aden] Suck it up, poor baby. 1012 00:56:35,317 --> 00:56:38,320 (Dangler grumbling) 1013 00:56:46,398 --> 00:56:47,675 Get some, bitch. 1014 00:56:50,229 --> 00:56:51,299 Fucking cum gobbler. 1015 00:56:54,267 --> 00:56:57,132 (insects chirping) 1016 00:56:57,132 --> 00:56:59,721 (upbeat music) 1017 00:57:00,722 --> 00:57:02,552 - Hey Aden, have you noticed 1018 00:57:02,552 --> 00:57:04,726 lots of people have gone missing or killed? 1019 00:57:05,658 --> 00:57:06,452 - I had no idea. 1020 00:57:07,764 --> 00:57:09,938 - Yeah, a lot of people strangled to death. 1021 00:57:11,181 --> 00:57:13,010 Even one guy at the party died. 1022 00:57:13,010 --> 00:57:15,461 It looked like someone broke his neck. 1023 00:57:15,461 --> 00:57:16,807 - Damn, that's unfortunate. 1024 00:57:18,119 --> 00:57:20,086 - Yeah, there was a woman in her car. 1025 00:57:21,225 --> 00:57:23,020 She was strangled with a plastic strap. 1026 00:57:24,090 --> 00:57:25,195 - Geez. 1027 00:57:28,129 --> 00:57:29,371 - A cop came over earlier 1028 00:57:29,371 --> 00:57:30,890 and posted something on the bulletin board. 1029 00:57:30,890 --> 00:57:31,719 Did ya see it? 1030 00:57:32,685 --> 00:57:33,583 - No, I didn't. 1031 00:57:34,722 --> 00:57:35,757 - Come and see. 1032 00:57:35,757 --> 00:57:36,586 - Okay. 1033 00:57:38,450 --> 00:57:39,312 - Look. 1034 00:57:43,696 --> 00:57:45,318 - That's awesome. 1035 00:57:45,318 --> 00:57:47,873 - Likes to recycle plastic in particular. 1036 00:57:49,081 --> 00:57:51,324 (laughs) Looks like you and this Bagman would get along well. 1037 00:57:51,324 --> 00:57:52,602 - Oh, most definitely. 1038 00:57:52,602 --> 00:57:54,327 - Aw, hey guys. 1039 00:57:54,327 --> 00:57:55,156 - Hi, Tyke. 1040 00:57:56,019 --> 00:57:57,641 - It's been a while, man. 1041 00:57:57,641 --> 00:57:59,022 - Yeah, I just been workin', man. 1042 00:57:59,022 --> 00:58:00,472 - What? - You know. 1043 00:58:00,472 --> 00:58:02,439 - Pushin' those lawn mowers, smokin' the weed, eh? 1044 00:58:02,439 --> 00:58:03,578 - Yeah, somethin' like that. 1045 00:58:03,578 --> 00:58:06,270 (Aden laughs) 1046 00:58:06,270 --> 00:58:08,065 - Ooh, I see now. 1047 00:58:09,066 --> 00:58:10,447 - Yeah, been busy-- - What? 1048 00:58:10,447 --> 00:58:11,897 We're already married, Pelly. 1049 00:58:11,897 --> 00:58:13,657 - Sorry, now you're divorced. 1050 00:58:13,657 --> 00:58:15,176 - Shit! 1051 00:58:15,176 --> 00:58:16,488 - Yeah, remember, I sent you those divorce papers? 1052 00:58:16,488 --> 00:58:17,972 You signed them, remember, chap? 1053 00:58:17,972 --> 00:58:20,595 - I forgot, plastic, damn it. 1054 00:58:20,595 --> 00:58:21,941 - Huh? - Plastic? 1055 00:58:21,941 --> 00:58:25,462 - Yeah, the Bagman and his plastic, yeah, yeah. 1056 00:58:25,462 --> 00:58:26,290 - Oh. 1057 00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:28,776 - The guy's a weirdo. 1058 00:58:28,776 --> 00:58:30,950 Would make a good movie character though. 1059 00:58:30,950 --> 00:58:33,056 - Yeah, I think he would. 1060 00:58:33,056 --> 00:58:35,368 I think someone should make that a movie. 1061 00:58:35,368 --> 00:58:37,612 - We could call it Bagman Begins. 1062 00:58:37,612 --> 00:58:38,544 (Pelly laughs) 1063 00:58:38,544 --> 00:58:40,028 - Or the Dark Paper Knight. 1064 00:58:40,028 --> 00:58:43,445 - No, and the bad guy could be the Plastic Joke. 1065 00:58:43,445 --> 00:58:44,308 - Ooh! 1066 00:58:44,308 --> 00:58:45,758 - Yeah. 1067 00:58:45,758 --> 00:58:47,208 - I like that. 1068 00:58:47,208 --> 00:58:49,417 Anyway, there's a epic bush party happening. 1069 00:58:49,417 --> 00:58:50,522 You should come. 1070 00:58:50,522 --> 00:58:52,213 - Bush party? 1071 00:58:52,213 --> 00:58:54,802 - A party in a bush, Aden, with a bunch of people. 1072 00:58:54,802 --> 00:58:56,631 - Yeah, I know what a bush party is. 1073 00:58:56,631 --> 00:58:58,391 I just never gone to one. 1074 00:58:58,391 --> 00:58:59,220 - Really? 1075 00:58:59,220 --> 00:59:00,152 - Yeah. 1076 00:59:00,152 --> 00:59:01,671 - Oh, well, it's gonna be epic. 1077 00:59:01,671 --> 00:59:02,706 Definitely gotta come. 1078 00:59:02,706 --> 00:59:04,294 - Yeah, I'll come prematurely. 1079 00:59:04,294 --> 00:59:05,537 - Goddamn it, Aden. 1080 00:59:05,537 --> 00:59:06,676 Every time, really? - You disgust me. 1081 00:59:06,676 --> 00:59:08,643 - Yes, how I disgusting and you're the one 1082 00:59:08,643 --> 00:59:11,681 that made a frickin' penis cake for your gay friends. 1083 00:59:11,681 --> 00:59:12,578 (Tyke laughing) 1084 00:59:12,578 --> 00:59:13,475 - Good point. 1085 00:59:14,856 --> 00:59:17,065 Yeah, Tyke, I need to show you something. 1086 00:59:17,065 --> 00:59:18,860 - Oh yeah, where? 1087 00:59:18,860 --> 00:59:20,103 - In the bathroom. 1088 00:59:20,103 --> 00:59:21,380 - Ooh. 1089 00:59:21,380 --> 00:59:23,347 My friend, I will text you the details later. 1090 00:59:23,347 --> 00:59:25,315 - Oh my god, that sounds fantastic. 1091 00:59:25,315 --> 00:59:26,143 - All right. 1092 00:59:26,143 --> 00:59:27,041 - See you shortly, Aden. 1093 00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:28,249 - Peace. - Sounds good. 1094 00:59:31,666 --> 00:59:32,943 Ooh, sexy time! 1095 00:59:34,635 --> 00:59:36,084 (tense music) 1096 00:59:36,084 --> 00:59:39,778 Bush party this weekend? 1097 00:59:40,675 --> 00:59:43,057 Heart, heart, kissy face emoji. 1098 00:59:52,860 --> 00:59:55,932 Goddamn it, why won't that bitch text me back! 1099 00:59:55,932 --> 00:59:57,209 Just kidding. 1100 00:59:57,209 --> 00:59:59,970 (dramatic music) 1101 01:00:02,663 --> 01:00:05,527 (thunder crashes) 1102 01:00:19,472 --> 01:00:22,027 (Aden panting) 1103 01:00:49,779 --> 01:00:51,194 Hi Candy, sorry for the wait. 1104 01:00:52,644 --> 01:00:54,473 (Candy screaming) 1105 01:00:54,473 --> 01:00:57,614 - Oh my god, did Halloween fucking come early? 1106 01:00:57,614 --> 01:00:58,857 Freak! 1107 01:00:58,857 --> 01:01:00,755 - [Aden] Yes, and I got myself some Candy. 1108 01:01:00,755 --> 01:01:02,550 - Oh my god, don't fucking call me that. 1109 01:01:02,550 --> 01:01:04,414 That's for clients only. 1110 01:01:04,414 --> 01:01:06,416 What's with the fucking mask? 1111 01:01:06,416 --> 01:01:07,348 [Candy whimpering] 1112 01:01:07,348 --> 01:01:08,590 - [Aden] Oh, shut up, Candy. 1113 01:01:09,591 --> 01:01:10,627 You little, whore. 1114 01:01:11,939 --> 01:01:13,112 - Fucking dick bag! 1115 01:01:14,873 --> 01:01:16,564 - [Aden] You know Martin Papes? 1116 01:01:16,564 --> 01:01:17,979 - Yeah. 1117 01:01:17,979 --> 01:01:20,257 He was great in the sack. 1118 01:01:20,257 --> 01:01:22,708 - [Aden] Way too much info, Candylicious. 1119 01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:24,676 - [Candy] What's he to you? 1120 01:01:24,676 --> 01:01:25,642 - [Aden] An old friend. 1121 01:01:25,642 --> 01:01:27,023 You know he's dead, right? 1122 01:01:27,023 --> 01:01:29,646 - Yeah, my fucking pussy killed him. 1123 01:01:29,646 --> 01:01:30,820 - [Aden] Candy, stop it! 1124 01:01:32,373 --> 01:01:35,687 - Okay, okay, okay, okay, I've heard some rumors. 1125 01:01:36,895 --> 01:01:38,828 - [Aden] So, what were they? 1126 01:01:38,828 --> 01:01:40,346 - There's one, there's one. 1127 01:01:40,346 --> 01:01:43,798 It was completely stupid and it was totally a lie, 1128 01:01:43,798 --> 01:01:46,732 and the other one, the other one is just too vulgar! 1129 01:01:47,906 --> 01:01:50,322 - [Aden] Geez Candy, just tell me already. 1130 01:01:50,322 --> 01:01:53,601 - I know he did something and it got him killed 1131 01:01:53,601 --> 01:01:55,085 'cause pissed somebody off somehow 1132 01:01:55,085 --> 01:01:57,501 and I don't know anything though! 1133 01:01:57,501 --> 01:01:59,814 - [Aden] Like a friend or somebody close to him? 1134 01:01:59,814 --> 01:02:01,989 - I don't know, I seriously don't know. 1135 01:02:01,989 --> 01:02:03,818 Please, let me go. 1136 01:02:03,818 --> 01:02:05,061 - [Aden] I'm not Batman, 1137 01:02:05,061 --> 01:02:06,476 I'm literally the worst detective ever. 1138 01:02:07,788 --> 01:02:10,204 - I bet you're fucking hideous underneath that mask. 1139 01:02:12,102 --> 01:02:13,966 (Candy gasps) 1140 01:02:13,966 --> 01:02:16,417 Oh my god, I'd tap that. 1141 01:02:17,832 --> 01:02:19,558 - [Aden] Hell, I would too. 1142 01:02:19,558 --> 01:02:22,699 Hm, one last question for you, Candylicious. 1143 01:02:22,699 --> 01:02:23,527 (Candy sighs) 1144 01:02:23,527 --> 01:02:25,357 You recycle plastic? 1145 01:02:25,357 --> 01:02:26,185 - Fuck no! 1146 01:02:27,359 --> 01:02:30,914 I throw every single fucking condom wrapper 1147 01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:34,469 in the garbage when I'm done with them! 1148 01:02:34,469 --> 01:02:37,818 - [Aden] Damn Candy, way too much info, you little bitch. 1149 01:02:37,818 --> 01:02:40,441 (Candy screaming) 1150 01:02:40,441 --> 01:02:42,581 - Kinky, hey, Bagman? 1151 01:02:42,581 --> 01:02:47,586 - [Aden] Oh Candy, oh my god, you plastic slut! 1152 01:02:48,173 --> 01:02:49,346 (Candy crying) 1153 01:02:49,346 --> 01:02:50,934 - [Candy] What's wrong with you? 1154 01:02:51,866 --> 01:02:53,730 - [Aden] You should've recycled! 1155 01:02:53,730 --> 01:02:57,320 - You're seriously gonna do this over recycling? 1156 01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:59,322 Where are you going? 1157 01:02:59,322 --> 01:03:02,635 Don't leave me here for fucking recycling! 1158 01:03:02,635 --> 01:03:04,154 Are you kidding me? 1159 01:03:06,122 --> 01:03:08,296 (Candy whimpering) 1160 01:03:08,296 --> 01:03:09,125 No, no! 1161 01:03:10,574 --> 01:03:13,577 - [Aden] Oh, you stupid bitch, you should recycle. 1162 01:03:13,577 --> 01:03:16,235 - Where the fuck am I? 1163 01:03:16,235 --> 01:03:18,790 (Candy crying) 1164 01:03:20,067 --> 01:03:21,793 Oh my god, no! 1165 01:03:21,793 --> 01:03:25,313 - [Aden] Plastic is outta the park, bitch! 1166 01:03:36,014 --> 01:03:38,706 (camera clicks) 1167 01:03:39,914 --> 01:03:42,296 I'm gonna send this to all my Snapchat bitches. 1168 01:03:43,745 --> 01:03:46,783 - [Jenley] Yeah, I will totally come, wonder buns. 1169 01:03:46,783 --> 01:03:47,715 (Jenley laughs) 1170 01:03:47,715 --> 01:03:48,958 - [Aden] Oh, honeylicious. 1171 01:03:51,236 --> 01:03:55,619 Oh, you'll be cummin', sugar tits, balls deep. 1172 01:03:57,380 --> 01:03:58,243 Yeah! 1173 01:03:58,243 --> 01:04:01,177 (thunder rumbling) 1174 01:04:05,146 --> 01:04:07,597 (tense music) 1175 01:04:31,690 --> 01:04:32,829 - We need to talk. 1176 01:04:35,245 --> 01:04:37,109 - Why are you coming to my house? 1177 01:04:38,870 --> 01:04:41,907 - Do you know who's been kidnapping and murdering people? 1178 01:04:41,907 --> 01:04:43,736 - We go through great precautions 1179 01:04:43,736 --> 01:04:46,498 to make sure that shit never comes back on us. 1180 01:04:46,498 --> 01:04:48,051 Unless you've been doing fucking something. 1181 01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:52,193 - No, I'm the one who was kidnapped by a guy named Bagman. 1182 01:04:52,193 --> 01:04:54,126 He wears a fucking paper bag over his head. 1183 01:04:54,126 --> 01:04:56,611 - Listen, I don't wanna hear no fucking Halloween story! 1184 01:04:56,611 --> 01:04:58,061 Tell me, what the fuck's goin' on! 1185 01:04:58,061 --> 01:04:59,752 - It's not a Halloween story. 1186 01:05:03,032 --> 01:05:04,896 He asked about Martin Papes. 1187 01:05:06,311 --> 01:05:07,795 - Now, we got a real problem. 1188 01:05:09,003 --> 01:05:11,488 - He's some type of vigilante. 1189 01:05:11,488 --> 01:05:13,939 He even asked me if I recycle. 1190 01:05:13,939 --> 01:05:15,147 - Let's get this straight. 1191 01:05:15,147 --> 01:05:17,322 You got some kinda wannabe Batman 1192 01:05:17,322 --> 01:05:19,703 that's got some kinda fuckin' recycling fetish? 1193 01:05:22,914 --> 01:05:24,501 - He's persistent. 1194 01:05:24,501 --> 01:05:26,434 He's gonna find anybody in any way he can 1195 01:05:26,434 --> 01:05:29,403 to figure out who killed Martin Papes. 1196 01:05:34,926 --> 01:05:37,963 - Do you even have an idea who this could be? 1197 01:05:37,963 --> 01:05:39,206 - I have one lead. 1198 01:05:39,206 --> 01:05:41,898 Some dumb prostitute who winds up dead. 1199 01:05:41,898 --> 01:05:43,313 She's has some tie to Martin. 1200 01:05:46,454 --> 01:05:48,042 - What about his kid? 1201 01:05:48,042 --> 01:05:49,526 - What about his kid? 1202 01:05:49,526 --> 01:05:51,632 You think his kid has something to do with this? 1203 01:05:52,633 --> 01:05:53,806 - I don't fuckin' know. 1204 01:05:54,842 --> 01:05:56,637 That's your job! 1205 01:05:56,637 --> 01:05:59,019 I pay you a lot of money. 1206 01:05:59,019 --> 01:06:01,953 Why don't you go out there and do your job? 1207 01:06:01,953 --> 01:06:05,025 Find out where he is and get an answer! 1208 01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:07,820 - On it, sir. - No. 1209 01:06:07,820 --> 01:06:08,649 Go do your job. 1210 01:06:14,931 --> 01:06:18,866 - [Dangler] I don't get paid enough for this shit. 1211 01:06:18,866 --> 01:06:21,800 (thunder rumbling) 1212 01:06:59,182 --> 01:07:01,874 (camera clicks) 1213 01:07:06,672 --> 01:07:09,606 (thunder crashing) 1214 01:07:22,481 --> 01:07:25,139 (phone beeping) 1215 01:07:29,178 --> 01:07:30,386 Hey, yeah, it's me. 1216 01:07:31,249 --> 01:07:32,733 Yeah, I think we got our guy. 1217 01:07:33,803 --> 01:07:35,184 Okay. 1218 01:07:35,184 --> 01:07:36,047 Yeah. 1219 01:07:43,364 --> 01:07:46,712 (sullen music) 1220 01:07:46,712 --> 01:07:48,680 - You're the Bagman, Aden? 1221 01:07:49,853 --> 01:07:51,924 - Shit, Mom, you weren't supposed to find that. 1222 01:07:53,305 --> 01:07:55,376 - This is what you've been doing at night? 1223 01:07:55,376 --> 01:07:58,103 This is what you've been doing since your father died? 1224 01:07:58,103 --> 01:07:59,035 - Well, yeah. 1225 01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:03,108 - Okay, I understand this. 1226 01:08:03,108 --> 01:08:05,731 I understand you want people to recycle. 1227 01:08:05,731 --> 01:08:07,733 That doesn't mean you have to kill people. 1228 01:08:07,733 --> 01:08:10,322 - Mom, Bagman's a symbol to install fear 1229 01:08:10,322 --> 01:08:11,875 so that people do recycle. 1230 01:08:14,326 --> 01:08:15,983 - My boy's become a monster. 1231 01:08:19,297 --> 01:08:22,990 - Mom, I'm sorry, but when I put on that mask, 1232 01:08:22,990 --> 01:08:25,544 I feel like I can do or be anything. 1233 01:08:25,544 --> 01:08:28,823 - You don't need a mask, you only need this. 1234 01:08:28,823 --> 01:08:30,756 - I know, but it also helps to cover my face, 1235 01:08:30,756 --> 01:08:32,033 so no one knows who I am. 1236 01:08:35,071 --> 01:08:37,970 - Aden remember, I will always love you. 1237 01:08:39,248 --> 01:08:41,215 - I love you too, Mama. 1238 01:08:41,215 --> 01:08:42,941 But now, I gotta go. 1239 01:08:42,941 --> 01:08:44,149 - What? 1240 01:08:44,149 --> 01:08:46,703 - Yeah, it's time for the big fuckin' finale. 1241 01:08:48,015 --> 01:08:49,189 - Where are you going? 1242 01:08:49,189 --> 01:08:50,259 - To have some fun. 1243 01:08:54,953 --> 01:08:55,781 Bye bye. 1244 01:08:57,162 --> 01:08:59,992 (Naya sobbing) 1245 01:08:59,992 --> 01:09:01,580 - Oh my god. 1246 01:09:01,580 --> 01:09:02,650 - Almost forgot. 1247 01:09:04,756 --> 01:09:06,689 Love you, bye bye, Mama. 1248 01:09:06,689 --> 01:09:07,517 Love you. 1249 01:09:09,554 --> 01:09:10,382 - My god. 1250 01:09:13,972 --> 01:09:16,526 (upbeat music) 1251 01:09:22,670 --> 01:09:25,846 (partiers chattering) 1252 01:09:39,204 --> 01:09:40,171 - Hey, Pelly. 1253 01:09:40,171 --> 01:09:41,724 - Hey, Aden, I'm glad you came. 1254 01:09:41,724 --> 01:09:43,726 - Yeah, I came, all right. 1255 01:09:43,726 --> 01:09:45,797 - Straight to talking dirty. 1256 01:09:45,797 --> 01:09:47,488 - Of course! 1257 01:09:47,488 --> 01:09:49,904 Hey, um, ah, where's Tyke? 1258 01:09:52,113 --> 01:09:53,356 - We broke up. 1259 01:09:53,356 --> 01:09:54,392 - What? 1260 01:09:54,392 --> 01:09:56,463 I thought things were going good. 1261 01:09:56,463 --> 01:09:59,466 - All he does is work and smoke weed. 1262 01:10:00,294 --> 01:10:02,158 Plus, he sucks in bed. 1263 01:10:02,158 --> 01:10:05,023 It's that small brown dick of his. 1264 01:10:05,023 --> 01:10:07,715 - Geez, Pelly, I didn't need the details. 1265 01:10:07,715 --> 01:10:09,648 - Sorry, but Tyke can go die in a hole. 1266 01:10:09,648 --> 01:10:11,512 - Oh geez, I'm sorry, Pelly. 1267 01:10:11,512 --> 01:10:14,205 - Oh well, at least you're a good friend. 1268 01:10:14,205 --> 01:10:15,723 - You're a good friend too. 1269 01:10:15,723 --> 01:10:18,105 You know, there's plenty of fishies in the sea for ya. 1270 01:10:18,105 --> 01:10:19,002 (Pelly laughing) 1271 01:10:19,002 --> 01:10:20,211 (Aden laughing) 1272 01:10:20,211 --> 01:10:21,246 Fuckin' rewrites. 1273 01:10:24,767 --> 01:10:26,320 - I mean, I don't even know how, 1274 01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:27,632 what to do with a girl on a first date. 1275 01:10:27,632 --> 01:10:29,806 What do you do, take her on a picnic? 1276 01:10:29,806 --> 01:10:32,568 - Uh, I don't know, man. 1277 01:10:32,568 --> 01:10:35,812 Probably just, like, hop back to my car and then that's it. 1278 01:10:35,812 --> 01:10:37,193 Just ask her to join. 1279 01:10:37,193 --> 01:10:38,919 (men laughing) 1280 01:10:38,919 --> 01:10:40,714 - You guys are terrible. 1281 01:10:40,714 --> 01:10:43,510 That's not what you do on a first date. 1282 01:10:43,510 --> 01:10:45,201 - Aw, I was tryin' my best. 1283 01:10:45,201 --> 01:10:47,997 - Oh, I don't know, but hey, I'm open to suggestions. 1284 01:10:49,688 --> 01:10:53,347 - Okay, the way I see it, you guys have three options. 1285 01:10:53,347 --> 01:10:55,625 - I'd like to hear these three options. 1286 01:10:56,557 --> 01:10:58,145 - Okay, if you say so. 1287 01:10:59,905 --> 01:11:04,324 So, three options, eat her out, deep anal, or Wendy's. 1288 01:11:04,324 --> 01:11:06,533 (Aden and Jenley chuckling) 1289 01:11:06,533 --> 01:11:09,018 - Ha ha, I can only afford two of those. 1290 01:11:09,018 --> 01:11:12,021 (everyone laughing) 1291 01:11:13,816 --> 01:11:14,644 So? 1292 01:11:15,818 --> 01:11:18,027 - Since I haven't taken you on a date, 1293 01:11:18,027 --> 01:11:19,787 maybe we could do 1294 01:11:19,787 --> 01:11:21,513 - [Aden And Jenley] Deep a. 1295 01:11:21,513 --> 01:11:23,515 (Aden and Jenley laughing) 1296 01:11:23,515 --> 01:11:25,759 - Or we could eat out at Wendy's. 1297 01:11:25,759 --> 01:11:26,794 - Oh. 1298 01:11:26,794 --> 01:11:28,348 Oh, honey buns. 1299 01:11:28,348 --> 01:11:29,280 - Oh, wonder buns. 1300 01:11:32,904 --> 01:11:36,079 (partiers chattering) 1301 01:11:37,357 --> 01:11:39,013 - You're a weird fucking couple. 1302 01:11:39,013 --> 01:11:40,739 (Aden and Jenley laughing) 1303 01:11:40,739 --> 01:11:43,742 - I couldn't agree with you more. 1304 01:11:43,742 --> 01:11:45,744 - Maybe you can help me out 1305 01:11:45,744 --> 01:11:48,126 with this whole first date type of thing. 1306 01:11:48,126 --> 01:11:50,991 - Uh, sorry, no way, buddy. 1307 01:11:50,991 --> 01:11:51,819 - I that how it's gonna be? 1308 01:11:51,819 --> 01:11:53,683 - I'm just kidding. 1309 01:11:53,683 --> 01:11:54,960 See you two lovebirds later. 1310 01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:56,652 Don't have too much fun. 1311 01:11:56,652 --> 01:11:57,825 - [Aden] Yes, see ya, Pelly. 1312 01:11:57,825 --> 01:11:59,620 - [Jenley] Bye, Pelly. 1313 01:12:01,035 --> 01:12:04,245 - Well, maybe we can go to Wendy's. 1314 01:12:04,245 --> 01:12:06,662 - Oh god. (laughs) 1315 01:12:09,147 --> 01:12:10,942 - Go get those fishies. 1316 01:12:10,942 --> 01:12:13,462 Say bye bye to Pelly's character. 1317 01:12:13,462 --> 01:12:14,877 - Fishies? 1318 01:12:14,877 --> 01:12:16,257 - Yeah, fishies. 1319 01:12:16,257 --> 01:12:17,880 - You and your words. 1320 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,053 - I know, right? 1321 01:12:19,053 --> 01:12:21,055 Wait, is this an in again? 1322 01:12:21,055 --> 01:12:22,229 - Of course, it is. 1323 01:12:22,229 --> 01:12:24,783 (Aden chuckles) 1324 01:12:24,783 --> 01:12:25,715 Oh, what? 1325 01:12:25,715 --> 01:12:27,510 - [Woman] What the hell, man? 1326 01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:28,925 - Oh, what the fuck? 1327 01:12:30,133 --> 01:12:32,964 - [Jenley] What a drunken ass idiot. 1328 01:12:32,964 --> 01:12:34,690 - I love how you talk about people. 1329 01:12:39,350 --> 01:12:41,524 - Oh, I'm so glad you made it. 1330 01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:44,182 - I wouldn't miss a cool party like this, would I? 1331 01:12:46,736 --> 01:12:47,565 - Thanks. 1332 01:12:49,290 --> 01:12:50,119 - Thanks. 1333 01:12:52,328 --> 01:12:54,951 (blonde man laughing) 1334 01:12:54,951 --> 01:12:56,712 - [Blonde Man] Whoa, dude! 1335 01:12:56,712 --> 01:12:59,197 (tense music) 1336 01:13:00,232 --> 01:13:01,475 - [Man] In a blue shirt? 1337 01:13:01,475 --> 01:13:02,373 - [Woman] Did you take a picture? 1338 01:13:02,373 --> 01:13:03,443 Like, I know. 1339 01:13:24,533 --> 01:13:25,396 - Who's that? 1340 01:13:25,396 --> 01:13:26,397 Ow! 1341 01:13:26,397 --> 01:13:27,708 Did you just slap my ass? 1342 01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:30,124 - [Aden] Yes, you likey? 1343 01:13:30,124 --> 01:13:31,298 - No, I don't likey. 1344 01:13:32,506 --> 01:13:33,576 Do I know you? 1345 01:13:34,439 --> 01:13:35,613 - [Aden] Maybe. 1346 01:13:35,613 --> 01:13:37,925 What's with the plastic knife? 1347 01:13:37,925 --> 01:13:40,756 - Well, this, this is a, um, 1348 01:13:40,756 --> 01:13:44,000 to murder the girl that broke up with me? 1349 01:13:45,312 --> 01:13:47,763 - [Aden] I am so sorry to hear about that. 1350 01:13:47,763 --> 01:13:48,591 - [Woman] Yeah. 1351 01:13:53,147 --> 01:13:54,321 - [Aden] I'm Bagman, bitch. 1352 01:13:54,321 --> 01:13:55,702 - Oh shit! 1353 01:13:55,702 --> 01:13:56,737 You're Bagman! 1354 01:13:56,737 --> 01:13:57,669 (woman screaming) 1355 01:13:57,669 --> 01:13:59,878 - [Aden] Is this chick serious? 1356 01:13:59,878 --> 01:14:02,225 - [Woman] Holy fuckin' shit, holy fuckin' shit! 1357 01:14:04,987 --> 01:14:07,576 (woman gagging) 1358 01:14:16,447 --> 01:14:17,517 - [Aden] Huh? 1359 01:14:26,457 --> 01:14:28,182 (insects chirping) 1360 01:14:28,182 --> 01:14:29,667 (partiers chattering and laughing) 1361 01:14:29,667 --> 01:14:31,772 - Hey, you girls look a bit lonely. 1362 01:14:31,772 --> 01:14:32,842 Need some company? 1363 01:14:33,809 --> 01:14:35,327 - I think we're good. 1364 01:14:35,327 --> 01:14:36,915 - You sure? 1365 01:14:36,915 --> 01:14:37,744 - Yup. 1366 01:14:37,744 --> 01:14:40,574 (upbeat techno music) 1367 01:14:40,574 --> 01:14:42,231 - What about you, sweetheart? 1368 01:14:42,231 --> 01:14:43,370 - I'm fine too. 1369 01:14:44,475 --> 01:14:45,579 What the fuck? 1370 01:14:45,579 --> 01:14:46,925 (man groaning) 1371 01:14:46,925 --> 01:14:48,340 - Ow! 1372 01:14:48,340 --> 01:14:51,343 (partiers cheering) 1373 01:14:53,518 --> 01:14:57,349 - And don't you ever touch my fucking ass unless I say so. 1374 01:14:58,765 --> 01:15:00,663 - [Man] Okay, I won't. 1375 01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:04,046 (partiers cheering) 1376 01:15:04,046 --> 01:15:05,150 - [Man] Bitch. 1377 01:15:05,150 --> 01:15:07,670 (man groaning) 1378 01:15:09,223 --> 01:15:11,191 - [Man With Curly Hair] You did way better than me, man. 1379 01:15:11,191 --> 01:15:12,468 - [Jenley] Stop! 1380 01:15:12,468 --> 01:15:13,469 Oh my god. 1381 01:15:13,469 --> 01:15:15,609 (man with curly hair laughing) 1382 01:15:15,609 --> 01:15:17,508 - Looks like you ladies are having a great time. 1383 01:15:17,508 --> 01:15:18,439 - Yes, we are. 1384 01:15:18,439 --> 01:15:20,511 - Talk about a nutcracker. 1385 01:15:20,511 --> 01:15:22,547 (Jenley laughing) 1386 01:15:22,547 --> 01:15:24,618 (man with curly hair laughing) 1387 01:15:24,618 --> 01:15:27,207 (all laughing) 1388 01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:33,731 (camera clicking) 1389 01:15:42,912 --> 01:15:44,742 - You two should kiss. 1390 01:15:47,986 --> 01:15:48,815 - No. 1391 01:15:56,339 --> 01:15:57,340 - [Aden] Oh. 1392 01:15:58,997 --> 01:15:59,826 Uh, okay. 1393 01:16:01,655 --> 01:16:02,518 Uh. 1394 01:16:04,002 --> 01:16:04,831 What? 1395 01:16:16,843 --> 01:16:18,189 - What about me? 1396 01:16:27,681 --> 01:16:28,544 - That was fun. 1397 01:16:29,718 --> 01:16:30,995 - Sure was. 1398 01:16:30,995 --> 01:16:33,204 - It was awesomeness. 1399 01:16:33,204 --> 01:16:34,999 I gotta take a piss. 1400 01:16:34,999 --> 01:16:36,517 You ladies wanna join. 1401 01:16:36,517 --> 01:16:38,727 Maybe we could have, like, a sword fight or something. 1402 01:16:38,727 --> 01:16:41,143 - Ha, I wanna have a sword fight. 1403 01:16:41,143 --> 01:16:42,213 - I was just kidding. 1404 01:16:43,870 --> 01:16:45,665 - Don't get lost, you knob gobbler. 1405 01:16:45,665 --> 01:16:47,908 - Oh, there'll be something you gobble tonight. 1406 01:16:50,324 --> 01:16:53,224 (tense music) 1407 01:16:53,224 --> 01:16:54,915 Ah, love is in the air. 1408 01:16:56,607 --> 01:16:57,608 Goddamn it! 1409 01:17:05,201 --> 01:17:06,789 Oh, my pussy's gettin' ready. 1410 01:17:13,175 --> 01:17:15,280 It's time for the fucking plastic trap. 1411 01:17:21,770 --> 01:17:24,462 (Aden grunting) 1412 01:17:26,188 --> 01:17:27,776 Aw, that was in there real good. 1413 01:17:37,095 --> 01:17:39,546 Cut to another scene already. 1414 01:17:40,892 --> 01:17:43,930 - So, are you plannin' on movin' outta your parents' house? 1415 01:17:43,930 --> 01:17:44,931 - Most definitely. 1416 01:17:46,173 --> 01:17:47,968 I can't stand them. 1417 01:17:47,968 --> 01:17:51,592 (partiers chattering) 1418 01:17:51,592 --> 01:17:54,285 - Your dad and your stepmom are very odd. 1419 01:17:54,285 --> 01:17:56,977 It's almost as if they don't care about your that much. 1420 01:17:58,599 --> 01:18:00,256 - A little harsh, Erica. 1421 01:18:00,256 --> 01:18:01,602 - I'm sorry, Jenley. 1422 01:18:02,983 --> 01:18:03,812 - It's fine. 1423 01:18:05,123 --> 01:18:08,264 They're both just a bunch of dinks, anyways. 1424 01:18:08,264 --> 01:18:09,956 - [Man] Get 'em, smart ass. 1425 01:18:09,956 --> 01:18:10,784 - Geez. 1426 01:18:12,130 --> 01:18:15,651 How long does it take Aden to take a piss? 1427 01:18:15,651 --> 01:18:17,170 - Maybe he's taking a shit. 1428 01:18:18,930 --> 01:18:20,138 - Maybe he's lost. 1429 01:18:20,138 --> 01:18:21,692 - [Man] No, we only slept together that one. 1430 01:18:21,692 --> 01:18:23,797 - Do you think we should go look for him? 1431 01:18:23,797 --> 01:18:26,558 - What if he comes back and we're gone? 1432 01:18:26,558 --> 01:18:27,767 - At least we waited. 1433 01:18:27,767 --> 01:18:30,286 - [Woman] My dog got shaved today. 1434 01:18:30,286 --> 01:18:31,356 - [Jenley] Let's go. 1435 01:18:31,356 --> 01:18:32,599 - [Man] Are you sure? 1436 01:18:32,599 --> 01:18:33,773 - [Woman] Did you take a picture? 1437 01:18:33,773 --> 01:18:35,257 Be like, my dog's last bath for a while. 1438 01:18:35,257 --> 01:18:37,742 (tense music) 1439 01:18:39,399 --> 01:18:41,919 - [Aden] How many fucking cups do these people buy? 1440 01:18:45,198 --> 01:18:46,130 (Aden screams) 1441 01:18:46,130 --> 01:18:47,648 Damn, it is a plastic trap! 1442 01:18:47,648 --> 01:18:50,721 (Dangler groaning) 1443 01:18:50,721 --> 01:18:52,136 Woo! 1444 01:18:52,136 --> 01:18:53,447 Shoulda hit me with a two-by-four, jack (screams). 1445 01:18:56,071 --> 01:18:59,005 (Dangler panting) 1446 01:18:59,005 --> 01:19:01,697 Hey guys, can we go for a sleigh ride later? 1447 01:19:01,697 --> 01:19:03,078 One of you can be Rudolph, 1448 01:19:03,078 --> 01:19:06,357 another one can be suckin' on Rudolph's cock. 1449 01:19:06,357 --> 01:19:07,427 Ah! 1450 01:19:07,427 --> 01:19:08,635 Yo, you dickaroos. 1451 01:19:10,223 --> 01:19:11,396 - Let's get outta here. 1452 01:19:12,363 --> 01:19:13,329 (Aden groans) 1453 01:19:13,329 --> 01:19:14,986 - [Aden] Ball sacks. 1454 01:19:21,303 --> 01:19:24,513 Ooh, so this is what it's like to be tied up. 1455 01:19:24,513 --> 01:19:25,341 Kinky! 1456 01:19:27,723 --> 01:19:29,069 (Dangler laughs) 1457 01:19:29,069 --> 01:19:30,381 (Aden groans) 1458 01:19:30,381 --> 01:19:32,659 Owie, my nutsos, man, come on! 1459 01:19:33,591 --> 01:19:34,799 - That was for hittin' me 1460 01:19:34,799 --> 01:19:36,318 in the nuts earlier, you little prick! 1461 01:19:36,318 --> 01:19:37,595 - [Aden] Come on, Detective, 1462 01:19:37,595 --> 01:19:39,390 you know better, you crooked ass nugget. 1463 01:19:41,461 --> 01:19:42,531 - Recycling freak. 1464 01:19:45,154 --> 01:19:46,811 - [Aden] Come on Danglenuts, 1465 01:19:46,811 --> 01:19:49,538 I'm not Jason or Freddy Krueger-looking, motherfucker! 1466 01:19:50,953 --> 01:19:51,782 Shit. 1467 01:19:52,783 --> 01:19:54,060 - This is for kidnapping me. 1468 01:19:54,060 --> 01:19:56,787 - [Aden] Ow! - This is for tying me up. 1469 01:19:56,787 --> 01:19:59,203 And this is for knocking me out. 1470 01:19:59,203 --> 01:20:01,792 (Aden groans) 1471 01:20:01,792 --> 01:20:03,483 - [Aden] I thought you liked that, sexalicious. 1472 01:20:04,725 --> 01:20:05,761 - You piece. 1473 01:20:05,761 --> 01:20:07,107 - That's enough, Dangler. 1474 01:20:07,107 --> 01:20:09,351 - [Aden] Yeah, enough, Dangler. 1475 01:20:09,351 --> 01:20:10,939 - We need him conscious. 1476 01:20:10,939 --> 01:20:12,492 We need him to talk. 1477 01:20:12,492 --> 01:20:13,320 - Fine. 1478 01:20:14,183 --> 01:20:16,151 But I get to kill him. 1479 01:20:16,151 --> 01:20:17,497 - Fine, I'm okay with that. 1480 01:20:18,843 --> 01:20:20,949 - [Aden] Chain of command, Detective Dickaroo. 1481 01:20:20,949 --> 01:20:22,536 - Aw, I'm gonna fuckin' kill him right now. 1482 01:20:22,536 --> 01:20:23,434 - [Staven] No, no. 1483 01:20:24,745 --> 01:20:26,402 - [Dangler] Damn! 1484 01:20:26,402 --> 01:20:28,163 - [Aden] So, how is your day going? 1485 01:20:28,163 --> 01:20:29,336 - Do you think you can just go around 1486 01:20:29,336 --> 01:20:31,373 and kill anybody that doesn't recycle? 1487 01:20:31,373 --> 01:20:33,237 Don't you got a boyfriend or something? 1488 01:20:33,237 --> 01:20:34,169 (Aden chuckling) 1489 01:20:34,169 --> 01:20:35,687 - [Aden] I do got a boyfriend. 1490 01:20:35,687 --> 01:20:38,863 It was a tough choice between Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool. 1491 01:20:38,863 --> 01:20:40,106 I chose Deadpool, 1492 01:20:40,106 --> 01:20:41,693 so I could be the better looking motherfucker! 1493 01:20:44,351 --> 01:20:45,628 - Interesting choice. 1494 01:20:45,628 --> 01:20:46,906 (Aden chuckles) 1495 01:20:46,906 --> 01:20:48,148 - [Aden] I also got a honey on the side. 1496 01:20:48,148 --> 01:20:50,461 Her name is Jenley, your daughter, Mr. Plast. 1497 01:20:51,565 --> 01:20:52,704 - No! 1498 01:20:52,704 --> 01:20:53,982 Don't lie. 1499 01:20:53,982 --> 01:20:55,293 - [Aden] I'm not lying. 1500 01:20:55,293 --> 01:20:57,088 Seems like you don't care for her at all. 1501 01:20:57,088 --> 01:20:59,228 Almost seems like you're a shit of a father. 1502 01:20:59,228 --> 01:21:01,299 (Staven grunts) (Aden groans) 1503 01:21:01,299 --> 01:21:04,889 - Listen, there's no way she's dating a psycho like you. 1504 01:21:04,889 --> 01:21:06,166 - [Aden] But she is. 1505 01:21:06,166 --> 01:21:08,410 Must be my great looks, my great sense of humor, 1506 01:21:08,410 --> 01:21:09,963 and my five-incher of penis! 1507 01:21:09,963 --> 01:21:12,828 (Staven grunts) (Aden groans) 1508 01:21:12,828 --> 01:21:13,967 - Come on, Staven, you should calm down. 1509 01:21:13,967 --> 01:21:15,935 - Shut the fuck up! 1510 01:21:15,935 --> 01:21:17,902 - [Aden] Yeah, shut the fuck up, Dangler. 1511 01:21:17,902 --> 01:21:20,077 (gun clicks) 1512 01:21:20,077 --> 01:21:22,251 - Staven, just let me kill him now. 1513 01:21:22,251 --> 01:21:23,494 - [Aden] Oh shit. 1514 01:21:23,494 --> 01:21:26,014 - We both wanna kill him, but not yet. 1515 01:21:26,014 --> 01:21:27,636 Wait. 1516 01:21:27,636 --> 01:21:30,397 - [Aden] Yeah, wait, you dickless fuck. 1517 01:21:30,397 --> 01:21:32,123 - [Dangler] Who's this? 1518 01:21:32,123 --> 01:21:33,400 - [Aden] Dangler, it's your mother. 1519 01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:35,609 She wants more of what I gave her last night. 1520 01:21:35,609 --> 01:21:37,197 (Aden laughing) 1521 01:21:37,197 --> 01:21:38,095 - Just ignore him. 1522 01:21:39,337 --> 01:21:41,443 - They should call him Douchebag Man. 1523 01:21:41,443 --> 01:21:43,376 - [Aden] More like Puss Bag Buddy. 1524 01:21:43,376 --> 01:21:47,725 Lick on Staven's cock, you cock-munching ass. 1525 01:21:47,725 --> 01:21:51,073 (Aden panting) 1526 01:21:51,073 --> 01:21:52,903 - [Jenley] Where the hell is he? 1527 01:21:52,903 --> 01:21:55,698 - No clue, it is a field after all. 1528 01:21:55,698 --> 01:21:56,492 - True. 1529 01:21:58,253 --> 01:22:00,703 - He's probably high on mushrooms or some shit. 1530 01:22:00,703 --> 01:22:01,532 (Jenley laughing) 1531 01:22:01,532 --> 01:22:02,326 - Probably. 1532 01:22:19,653 --> 01:22:20,551 - [Aden] You gonna get out or what? 1533 01:22:20,551 --> 01:22:22,104 - Shut up! 1534 01:22:22,104 --> 01:22:23,140 - [Aden] I was just askin' a question, 1535 01:22:23,140 --> 01:22:25,590 you fuckin' penis-gobbling fuck. 1536 01:22:26,971 --> 01:22:28,317 (door slams) 1537 01:22:28,317 --> 01:22:29,905 - Are you kidding me? 1538 01:22:29,905 --> 01:22:32,114 - [Aden] What the shit snappers? 1539 01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:33,046 Twist alert. 1540 01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:47,958 - So, this is the Baghead. 1541 01:22:49,373 --> 01:22:53,308 - [Aden] No, I'm the Bagman, you puss-munching cock. 1542 01:22:53,308 --> 01:22:54,136 Ah! 1543 01:22:54,999 --> 01:22:56,552 That fuckin' hurt. 1544 01:22:56,552 --> 01:22:58,382 - I've heard you've been a bad boy. 1545 01:22:58,382 --> 01:23:02,110 - [Aden] Yes, yes, I've been a bad boy, you fucking bitch. 1546 01:23:02,110 --> 01:23:03,559 - Is that the Bagman? 1547 01:23:03,559 --> 01:23:05,665 - No way. 1548 01:23:05,665 --> 01:23:06,735 I think it is. 1549 01:23:09,703 --> 01:23:11,291 - He kinda turns me on. 1550 01:23:11,291 --> 01:23:13,328 (Jenley chuckles) 1551 01:23:13,328 --> 01:23:14,708 - [Jenley] You're a weirdo. 1552 01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:16,469 - Hey, Jenley. 1553 01:23:16,469 --> 01:23:17,988 - Yeah? 1554 01:23:17,988 --> 01:23:19,886 - Doesn't that look like your dad and your stepmom? 1555 01:23:19,886 --> 01:23:20,714 - No way. 1556 01:23:21,577 --> 01:23:22,613 It can't be. 1557 01:23:25,029 --> 01:23:26,134 Oh shit. 1558 01:23:27,307 --> 01:23:29,102 Yeah, uh, I think it is. 1559 01:23:29,102 --> 01:23:31,104 - This is who we've been working for? 1560 01:23:31,104 --> 01:23:33,865 - She's the run of the show ever since Dana died. 1561 01:23:33,865 --> 01:23:36,040 - Pussy-whipped motherfucker. 1562 01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:38,594 - Oh, shut up already. 1563 01:23:38,594 --> 01:23:40,838 (Aden laughs) 1564 01:23:40,838 --> 01:23:41,666 - [Aden] Drama! 1565 01:23:44,255 --> 01:23:45,325 - Holy shit. 1566 01:23:47,810 --> 01:23:49,433 You were right. 1567 01:23:49,433 --> 01:23:50,848 - I ain't workin' for you, bitch. 1568 01:23:50,848 --> 01:23:53,299 - Well, you don't have to, 1569 01:23:53,299 --> 01:23:56,716 but I can't keep you alive either. 1570 01:23:56,716 --> 01:23:58,131 - What? 1571 01:23:58,131 --> 01:24:00,409 (Dangler groaning) 1572 01:24:00,409 --> 01:24:03,585 (Jenley gasps) 1573 01:24:03,585 --> 01:24:06,726 - [Aden] Really Staven, a plastic strap? 1574 01:24:06,726 --> 01:24:09,004 The cops are gonna chase me down like Batman. 1575 01:24:09,004 --> 01:24:10,557 You know, at the end of the Dark Knight, 1576 01:24:10,557 --> 01:24:12,180 you old fat pickled prick. 1577 01:24:14,285 --> 01:24:15,114 Jackass. 1578 01:24:24,744 --> 01:24:28,058 (Jenley whimpers) - Shh. 1579 01:24:29,542 --> 01:24:30,853 - [Aden] You should write a book on how to frame people, 1580 01:24:30,853 --> 01:24:32,269 you dick-munching ass. 1581 01:24:35,306 --> 01:24:37,653 Untie me here so I can slap you, bitch. 1582 01:24:40,967 --> 01:24:43,452 - [Jenley And Erica] No fucking way. 1583 01:24:43,452 --> 01:24:46,524 - So, Aden, I hear you're looking 1584 01:24:46,524 --> 01:24:49,527 for your father's killer, right? 1585 01:24:49,527 --> 01:24:52,220 - You know, stepmoms are either evil like in Cinderella 1586 01:24:52,220 --> 01:24:53,255 or hot like in porn. 1587 01:25:01,298 --> 01:25:02,747 - Do you want me to kill him? 1588 01:25:02,747 --> 01:25:04,094 - No! 1589 01:25:04,094 --> 01:25:06,372 Not yet! 1590 01:25:06,372 --> 01:25:07,580 - [Aden] Dumbass. 1591 01:25:07,580 --> 01:25:09,996 - I run a drug and prostitution business. 1592 01:25:09,996 --> 01:25:12,032 I wanna offer you a job, Aden. 1593 01:25:12,032 --> 01:25:13,655 I could use your expertise. 1594 01:25:13,655 --> 01:25:15,519 - Could I get a job with Justin Trudeau? 1595 01:25:15,519 --> 01:25:18,177 I just find him so charming and hot. 1596 01:25:18,177 --> 01:25:20,110 - Mm, I'll take that as a no. 1597 01:25:21,801 --> 01:25:23,630 Now, you can kill him, Staven. 1598 01:25:23,630 --> 01:25:24,838 - [Aden] Okay, wait. 1599 01:25:24,838 --> 01:25:27,082 - Huh, now you wanna accept my offer. 1600 01:25:27,082 --> 01:25:29,878 - Do you also handle sex toys too? (chuckles) 1601 01:25:29,878 --> 01:25:30,706 - Kill him. 1602 01:25:31,914 --> 01:25:33,502 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1603 01:25:33,502 --> 01:25:36,954 Before you kill, can you tell me why my daddy was killed? 1604 01:25:36,954 --> 01:25:40,060 - Well, long story short. 1605 01:25:40,060 --> 01:25:41,786 - Bad lady story time, yay! 1606 01:25:43,547 --> 01:25:44,375 - Staven? 1607 01:25:46,412 --> 01:25:47,344 (Dana screams) 1608 01:25:47,344 --> 01:25:48,828 Staven, what the fuck? 1609 01:25:48,828 --> 01:25:52,970 - Let's screw right here, just like you and Martin did. 1610 01:25:52,970 --> 01:25:54,144 - I don't know what you're 1611 01:25:54,144 --> 01:25:56,007 talking about. - What do you mean you don't know? 1612 01:25:56,007 --> 01:25:57,906 - Staven, you're drunk! - What do you mean you don't know? - I don't know 1613 01:25:57,906 --> 01:25:59,114 what you're talking about! 1614 01:25:59,114 --> 01:26:01,012 - What do you mean? - Staven, stop! Oh my god! 1615 01:26:01,012 --> 01:26:02,013 - You know what I'm talkin' about! 1616 01:26:02,013 --> 01:26:03,153 (Dana gagging) (tense music) 1617 01:26:03,153 --> 01:26:03,981 - Staven! 1618 01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:13,542 (Staven panting) 1619 01:26:13,542 --> 01:26:14,647 - No, no, no! 1620 01:26:15,751 --> 01:26:17,822 - What's with choking people to death? 1621 01:26:17,822 --> 01:26:20,549 - You know, I'm really not quite sure. 1622 01:26:20,549 --> 01:26:23,242 - Can we just kill this kid and get it over with? 1623 01:26:23,242 --> 01:26:24,104 - Wait. 1624 01:26:25,727 --> 01:26:27,798 I didn't tell him who killed his daddy. 1625 01:26:29,282 --> 01:26:31,146 Staven killed your poor dad. 1626 01:26:32,112 --> 01:26:33,976 (Aden chuckles) 1627 01:26:33,976 --> 01:26:36,116 - You think you're gonna put it to my fuckin' wife? 1628 01:26:37,117 --> 01:26:39,258 It's not gonna fuckin' work. 1629 01:26:39,258 --> 01:26:44,263 (Martin screaming) (tense music) 1630 01:26:49,544 --> 01:26:50,372 Fuck you! 1631 01:26:53,548 --> 01:26:55,929 - So, how do you fit into all this? 1632 01:26:55,929 --> 01:26:58,656 - Well, after Staven killed Dana, he called me. 1633 01:26:59,830 --> 01:27:01,901 - How did he know how to call you? 1634 01:27:01,901 --> 01:27:04,731 - Kijiji, we were so turned on when we met, 1635 01:27:04,731 --> 01:27:07,700 we had sex beside Dana's dead body. 1636 01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:08,942 - Ooh. 1637 01:27:08,942 --> 01:27:10,220 I'm gonna have to go on that side, 1638 01:27:10,220 --> 01:27:12,152 so I can find all the sick, twisted bitches. 1639 01:27:13,292 --> 01:27:15,466 - Staven wanted me to run his business 1640 01:27:15,466 --> 01:27:16,778 because I was good at what I did. 1641 01:27:16,778 --> 01:27:19,574 Plus, he's pussy-whipped. 1642 01:27:19,574 --> 01:27:20,920 - Bara! 1643 01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:23,578 - Don't you Bara me! 1644 01:27:23,578 --> 01:27:26,891 We're going to have a very long talk when we get home. 1645 01:27:28,238 --> 01:27:30,550 Staven killed Martin because he banged his wife. 1646 01:27:30,550 --> 01:27:32,034 Simple as that. 1647 01:27:32,034 --> 01:27:35,141 Besides, he was a lowlife piece of shit anyways. 1648 01:27:36,142 --> 01:27:37,695 - Is it all true? 1649 01:27:37,695 --> 01:27:38,765 - Honey buns. 1650 01:27:40,180 --> 01:27:41,112 - How could you? 1651 01:27:41,112 --> 01:27:43,045 - Jenley, get outta here now. 1652 01:27:43,045 --> 01:27:45,807 - Great, this bitch gets into the mix. 1653 01:27:47,395 --> 01:27:49,500 - I can't believe you. (sobbing) 1654 01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:50,329 - Staven, kill her. 1655 01:27:50,329 --> 01:27:51,916 - What? 1656 01:27:51,916 --> 01:27:54,264 - It's not as if you care about her anyways. 1657 01:27:58,095 --> 01:27:59,924 - [Aden] Don't fuckin' do it, man, don't fuckin' do it! 1658 01:28:00,787 --> 01:28:02,272 - Don't you dare come near me. 1659 01:28:03,514 --> 01:28:04,343 (Aden panting) 1660 01:28:04,343 --> 01:28:05,551 You wouldn't. 1661 01:28:05,551 --> 01:28:07,069 - [Staven] Sorry, it's gotta be this way. 1662 01:28:07,069 --> 01:28:08,208 - [Bara] Do it, Staven. 1663 01:28:09,348 --> 01:28:10,763 - [Erica] Go help her. 1664 01:28:10,763 --> 01:28:12,937 - Do it, Dad, I dare you. 1665 01:28:13,904 --> 01:28:15,077 - Do it, Staven. 1666 01:28:15,077 --> 01:28:17,459 It'll all be blamed on the Bagman. 1667 01:28:17,459 --> 01:28:20,048 (Jenley gasps) 1668 01:28:22,464 --> 01:28:25,156 - No, no, no, oh no, no, please. 1669 01:28:26,537 --> 01:28:28,298 - [Aden] Erica. 1670 01:28:28,298 --> 01:28:29,954 - [Jenley] No, Erica. 1671 01:28:29,954 --> 01:28:30,955 - [Aden] Shit. 1672 01:28:30,955 --> 01:28:32,992 Spirit says three's a crowd. 1673 01:28:32,992 --> 01:28:34,027 - Please, wake up. 1674 01:28:34,890 --> 01:28:36,375 Please. 1675 01:28:36,375 --> 01:28:38,791 - [Aden] I'm sorry, Jenley, but she's gone. 1676 01:28:38,791 --> 01:28:39,999 (Jenley sobbing) 1677 01:28:39,999 --> 01:28:42,450 - I'm sorry, for everything, Jenley. 1678 01:28:44,452 --> 01:28:47,144 (Aden grunting) 1679 01:28:49,353 --> 01:28:51,769 - [Aden] Let's end this shit snapper, Staven. 1680 01:28:51,769 --> 01:28:53,046 'Cause my pussy's ready. 1681 01:28:54,634 --> 01:28:56,567 - I'll kill this bitch myself! 1682 01:28:56,567 --> 01:28:57,396 - [Aden] What? 1683 01:28:57,396 --> 01:28:58,328 (Bara screaming) 1684 01:28:58,328 --> 01:29:00,226 - [Jenley] No, please, no! 1685 01:29:00,226 --> 01:29:01,400 Aden! 1686 01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:02,435 (Jenley screams) - You fucking bitch! 1687 01:29:02,435 --> 01:29:03,505 - [Jenley] Help me! 1688 01:29:03,505 --> 01:29:05,058 - Skanky little whore! - Help me! 1689 01:29:05,058 --> 01:29:07,164 (Jenley screams) - Where's the popcorn when you need it? 1690 01:29:07,164 --> 01:29:08,268 - Do it, Staven. 1691 01:29:08,268 --> 01:29:09,408 Let's be done with this. 1692 01:29:09,408 --> 01:29:11,168 - [Jenley] No, please, no! 1693 01:29:11,168 --> 01:29:11,996 Help me! 1694 01:29:12,963 --> 01:29:14,896 - What are you doing? 1695 01:29:14,896 --> 01:29:15,793 No, Staven! 1696 01:29:21,730 --> 01:29:22,628 - Fuck you! 1697 01:29:26,528 --> 01:29:28,047 (Jenley sobbing) 1698 01:29:28,047 --> 01:29:30,498 - [Aden] Holy shit sacks, are you okay, sexy buns? 1699 01:29:30,498 --> 01:29:31,361 - No. 1700 01:29:33,017 --> 01:29:35,537 - [Aden] Yeah, a bit of a silly question, I'd say. 1701 01:29:35,537 --> 01:29:37,125 - It's all your fault. 1702 01:29:37,125 --> 01:29:38,195 - [Aden] What? 1703 01:29:38,195 --> 01:29:39,023 - You! 1704 01:29:39,955 --> 01:29:41,336 (Staven grunts) 1705 01:29:41,336 --> 01:29:42,130 - [Aden] That is falsifiedo, motherfucker. 1706 01:29:42,130 --> 01:29:43,683 - [Staven] Oh shit. 1707 01:29:43,683 --> 01:29:45,133 (Jenley sobbing) 1708 01:29:45,133 --> 01:29:46,203 - [Aden] Suck a cock. 1709 01:29:47,584 --> 01:29:49,344 (Staven groans) 1710 01:29:49,344 --> 01:29:52,174 - If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess. 1711 01:29:52,174 --> 01:29:53,383 - [Aden] If you didn't kill my daddy, 1712 01:29:53,383 --> 01:29:55,005 we wouldn't be here, crackerjack. 1713 01:29:55,005 --> 01:29:57,110 - You gotta go. I'm doin' people a favor. 1714 01:29:57,836 --> 01:29:59,320 - [Aden] Suck on my hair asshole. 1715 01:29:59,320 --> 01:30:00,770 This is the end of Bagman? 1716 01:30:04,740 --> 01:30:06,224 (sullen music) 1717 01:30:06,224 --> 01:30:09,400 (ethereal vocalizing) 1718 01:30:21,413 --> 01:30:23,587 Oh my, recycled footage! 1719 01:30:23,587 --> 01:30:25,796 (Aden grunting) 1720 01:30:25,796 --> 01:30:28,627 (Staven groaning) 1721 01:30:29,697 --> 01:30:31,388 (Aden panting) 1722 01:30:31,388 --> 01:30:33,252 This is for my daddy! - No! 1723 01:30:33,252 --> 01:30:34,115 - [Aden] Obi-Wan? 1724 01:30:34,943 --> 01:30:36,669 - No, it's Dad. 1725 01:30:36,669 --> 01:30:37,877 - [Aden] Daddy? 1726 01:30:37,877 --> 01:30:40,777 - Revenge is not the answer, my son. 1727 01:30:40,777 --> 01:30:42,537 You're better than this. 1728 01:30:42,537 --> 01:30:44,401 - [Aden] How are you here? 1729 01:30:44,401 --> 01:30:46,092 - I've been looking over you. 1730 01:30:46,092 --> 01:30:47,784 When I said, change the world, 1731 01:30:47,784 --> 01:30:49,717 I didn't mean, go around killing people. 1732 01:30:50,614 --> 01:30:52,236 Although, I do like the concept. 1733 01:30:53,410 --> 01:30:54,653 - [Aden] I know, but a lot of people 1734 01:30:54,653 --> 01:30:56,378 don't wanna change for the better. 1735 01:30:56,378 --> 01:30:58,829 (tense music) 1736 01:31:02,039 --> 01:31:03,524 Where are you going, Daddy? 1737 01:31:03,524 --> 01:31:04,628 I love you. 1738 01:31:06,561 --> 01:31:09,288 - Aden, let me go. 1739 01:31:09,288 --> 01:31:11,704 You now have a cute girl. 1740 01:31:11,704 --> 01:31:15,432 Love her with all your heart, cherish her 1741 01:31:15,432 --> 01:31:17,227 and that, and that ass. - [Aden] I will, Daddy. 1742 01:31:24,906 --> 01:31:25,769 Bye, bye. 1743 01:31:27,254 --> 01:31:28,082 - Bye. 1744 01:31:33,260 --> 01:31:35,262 - [Aden] I'll see you in the spirit world. 1745 01:31:43,442 --> 01:31:45,134 I'm sorry Stavey baby. 1746 01:31:45,134 --> 01:31:46,928 Let's kiss and make up, sweet tits. 1747 01:31:48,033 --> 01:31:50,173 Forgiveness, a love that's so right? 1748 01:31:50,173 --> 01:31:51,726 - Fuck forgiveness. 1749 01:31:51,726 --> 01:31:54,384 - [Aden] Oh my, I thought he was gonna forgive me. 1750 01:31:54,384 --> 01:31:55,834 - Enough is enough. 1751 01:31:57,629 --> 01:32:01,115 This is for my mom and Erica! 1752 01:32:04,360 --> 01:32:07,294 - [Aden] Holy boo boo tits, it's beautiful. 1753 01:32:07,294 --> 01:32:10,297 (Staven groaning) 1754 01:32:10,297 --> 01:32:11,850 Holy shit. 1755 01:32:11,850 --> 01:32:14,646 - What in the hell just happened, Aden? 1756 01:32:14,646 --> 01:32:16,613 - [Aden] One hell of an ending. 1757 01:32:16,613 --> 01:32:18,132 - Or is it Bagman? 1758 01:32:19,306 --> 01:32:21,515 - [Aden] It's Aden Papes slash Bagman. 1759 01:32:21,515 --> 01:32:23,827 You'll see it in the credits. 1760 01:32:23,827 --> 01:32:26,692 - I still can't believe you're the Bagman. 1761 01:32:26,692 --> 01:32:28,246 - [Aden] Me either. 1762 01:32:28,246 --> 01:32:29,316 - You're a killer. 1763 01:32:31,042 --> 01:32:32,250 - [Aden] Is that okay? 1764 01:32:32,250 --> 01:32:34,148 Like, you just killed your daddy. 1765 01:32:34,148 --> 01:32:35,287 - True. 1766 01:32:35,287 --> 01:32:37,910 (sullen music) 1767 01:32:37,910 --> 01:32:39,050 I don't care though. 1768 01:32:40,603 --> 01:32:41,604 I still love you. 1769 01:32:42,605 --> 01:32:44,917 - [Aden] Oh, how sweet of you. 1770 01:32:44,917 --> 01:32:46,126 Love you too, honey buns. 1771 01:32:48,576 --> 01:32:51,269 Sorry, no kiss, to cliche. 1772 01:32:51,269 --> 01:32:54,341 (Jenley chuckles) 1773 01:32:54,341 --> 01:32:55,618 Will you be Bagwoman? 1774 01:32:56,515 --> 01:32:59,518 (Jenley laughing) 1775 01:32:59,518 --> 01:33:00,312 - Yes. 1776 01:33:04,178 --> 01:33:06,077 It doesn't fit. 1777 01:33:06,077 --> 01:33:08,907 - [Aden] Shit, I thought my prop master made it all good. 1778 01:33:08,907 --> 01:33:10,529 - I'm just messing with you. 1779 01:33:10,529 --> 01:33:11,358 (Jenley laughs) 1780 01:33:11,358 --> 01:33:12,566 - [Aden] Oh. 1781 01:33:12,566 --> 01:33:15,500 - You know, I'm gonna miss Erica though. 1782 01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:16,777 - [Aden] Me too, I'm kinda bummed 1783 01:33:16,777 --> 01:33:17,985 that there's no three-way now. 1784 01:33:17,985 --> 01:33:19,331 - Shut up! 1785 01:33:19,331 --> 01:33:21,920 (Aden chuckles) 1786 01:33:21,920 --> 01:33:23,991 - [Aden] You wanna go back to the party? 1787 01:33:23,991 --> 01:33:25,234 - No. 1788 01:33:25,234 --> 01:33:26,442 - [Aden] You wanna go for ice cream? 1789 01:33:26,442 --> 01:33:27,684 - No. 1790 01:33:27,684 --> 01:33:29,790 - [Aden] You wanna go for Wendy's? 1791 01:33:29,790 --> 01:33:31,067 - Stop it. 1792 01:33:31,067 --> 01:33:32,344 - You wanna gargle my balls? 1793 01:33:32,344 --> 01:33:33,863 - Shut up! 1794 01:33:33,863 --> 01:33:36,521 (both laughing) 1795 01:33:38,937 --> 01:33:40,594 - [Aden] You're probably sitting there thinking, 1796 01:33:40,594 --> 01:33:43,148 what in the fuckaroos did I just watch? 1797 01:33:43,148 --> 01:33:45,564 Anyhow, please remember to recycle 1798 01:33:45,564 --> 01:33:47,221 or I'll fucking kill you! 1799 01:33:48,395 --> 01:33:50,362 Oh, also, minute-plus credit scenes alert. 1800 01:33:50,362 --> 01:33:51,501 Hint hint, my ass. 1801 01:33:52,537 --> 01:33:53,365 Ah. 1802 01:33:55,126 --> 01:33:57,611 (tense music) 1803 01:34:07,414 --> 01:34:08,898 (men laughing) 1804 01:34:08,898 --> 01:34:10,244 - [Man] Okay, can I just, could there just be a finger, 1805 01:34:10,244 --> 01:34:12,350 funny, just start saying I'm. 1806 01:34:12,350 --> 01:34:15,042 (Aden grunting) 1807 01:34:19,978 --> 01:34:22,153 Shit, I'm locked! 1808 01:34:22,153 --> 01:34:25,190 (Aden screams) 1809 01:34:25,190 --> 01:34:26,709 - Do that, I should do this again 1810 01:34:26,709 --> 01:34:27,641 without looking into the camera. 1811 01:34:27,641 --> 01:34:28,745 - Okay. 1812 01:34:28,745 --> 01:34:30,540 (everyone laughing) 1813 01:34:30,540 --> 01:34:32,197 - Ah, charley horse! 1814 01:34:33,302 --> 01:34:34,958 - Oh shit! (woman laughing) 1815 01:34:34,958 --> 01:34:36,650 (crew chattering) 1816 01:34:36,650 --> 01:34:37,961 - Just wanted to do that. 1817 01:34:37,961 --> 01:34:38,893 - What? - Yeah. 1818 01:34:38,893 --> 01:34:40,274 - [Woman] Something on his face. 1819 01:34:41,724 --> 01:34:43,346 - [Phillip] Um, could you narrow it down. 1820 01:34:43,346 --> 01:34:45,969 (all laughing) 1821 01:34:48,593 --> 01:34:50,457 (Aden screaming) 1822 01:34:50,457 --> 01:34:51,492 - Where'd you go? 1823 01:34:51,492 --> 01:34:53,045 - Just jerkin' off. 1824 01:34:53,045 --> 01:34:54,046 Sorry, sorry. 1825 01:34:57,326 --> 01:35:00,536 And you never will! - What the fuck? 1826 01:35:00,536 --> 01:35:01,468 (man laughing) 1827 01:35:01,468 --> 01:35:02,365 (woman laughing) 1828 01:35:02,365 --> 01:35:03,263 - Here! (Aden screams) 1829 01:35:03,263 --> 01:35:04,367 (Maya laughing) 1830 01:35:04,367 --> 01:35:05,403 - [Man] Okay, you can't laugh. 1831 01:35:05,403 --> 01:35:06,645 - [Phillip] I'm sorry, I. 1832 01:35:07,888 --> 01:35:09,234 (Maya and Phillip laughing) 1833 01:35:09,234 --> 01:35:10,753 - [Man] Yeah, I can't focus. 1834 01:35:10,753 --> 01:35:11,650 - [Man] There you go, James. 1835 01:35:13,480 --> 01:35:16,068 (all laughing) 1836 01:35:17,449 --> 01:35:18,933 - All. 1837 01:35:18,933 --> 01:35:20,694 - Okay, let's go back to that. 1838 01:35:20,694 --> 01:35:21,833 - Then get to work. 1839 01:35:21,833 --> 01:35:22,661 - [Aden] I will. 1840 01:35:23,904 --> 01:35:25,802 Then I go and suck your ass for later. 1841 01:35:27,010 --> 01:35:28,080 - About a week ago. 1842 01:35:28,080 --> 01:35:29,530 - [Man] Uh, just hold on. 1843 01:35:29,530 --> 01:35:30,359 - [Woman] He didn't say action. 1844 01:35:30,359 --> 01:35:31,705 - Oh shit. (laughs) 1845 01:35:31,705 --> 01:35:32,809 - [Man] Okay. 1846 01:35:36,296 --> 01:35:37,573 No, let's try that again. 1847 01:35:37,573 --> 01:35:39,057 (Lee laughing) Hey man, go don't take a leak. 1848 01:35:39,057 --> 01:35:40,748 - What's up, Tyke? 1849 01:35:40,748 --> 01:35:42,543 (Phillip laughing) Fuck. 1850 01:35:42,543 --> 01:35:44,235 - [Phillip] You fucking dude! 1851 01:35:44,235 --> 01:35:46,064 - Put on hold for the time being. 1852 01:35:46,064 --> 01:35:48,239 - Oh, for fuck's said, Sid. 1853 01:35:48,239 --> 01:35:49,240 Lick my ass. 1854 01:35:51,897 --> 01:35:53,313 Oh damn. 1855 01:35:53,313 --> 01:35:54,521 - [Man] Right now. 1856 01:35:54,521 --> 01:35:55,453 - [Phillip] You're good, take a breather. 1857 01:35:55,453 --> 01:35:56,661 You can move if you want. 1858 01:35:58,110 --> 01:36:00,320 (Lori laughs) 1859 01:36:00,320 --> 01:36:01,528 - Fuck me, Erica. 1860 01:36:02,598 --> 01:36:06,187 Literally, I mean, no. (laughs) 1861 01:36:06,187 --> 01:36:08,742 (all laughing) 1862 01:36:10,778 --> 01:36:12,228 - [Man] Oh my god! 1863 01:36:12,228 --> 01:36:13,574 (all laughing) 1864 01:36:13,574 --> 01:36:14,851 - Deal. 1865 01:36:14,851 --> 01:36:16,819 This is the last time I'm leavin', for sure. 1866 01:36:16,819 --> 01:36:18,510 Okay, I'm really goin'. 1867 01:36:18,510 --> 01:36:19,373 (speaking faintly) 1868 01:36:19,373 --> 01:36:20,892 Yeah, I'm sure you will. 1869 01:36:20,892 --> 01:36:23,722 (Dangler sobbing) 1870 01:36:25,793 --> 01:36:26,967 - [Dangler] Help, no! 1871 01:36:26,967 --> 01:36:28,555 Oy, no, oh, oh, oh! 1872 01:36:30,350 --> 01:36:31,212 Oh, ah! 1873 01:36:33,939 --> 01:36:37,564 (Dangler coughing) 1874 01:36:37,564 --> 01:36:40,152 (all laughing) 1875 01:36:41,464 --> 01:36:43,466 (tense music) 1876 01:36:43,466 --> 01:36:46,158 (Dangler gasps) 1877 01:39:18,241 --> 01:39:19,967 - [Aden] Wow, the credits finished. 1878 01:39:19,967 --> 01:39:20,796 My turn! 116371

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