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Now, Peter Piper picked
peppers,
but Run rocked rhymes
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Humpty Dumpty fell down,
that's his hard time
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Jack Be Nimble was nimble,
and he was quick
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But Jam Master cut faster,
Jack's on Jay's dick
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Now, Little Bo Peep
cold lost her sheep
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And Rip Van Winkle
fell the hell asleep
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And Alice chillin' somewhere
in Wonderland
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Jack's servin' Jill,
bucket in his hand
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And Jam Master Jay's
making out our sound
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The turntables might wobble
but they don't fall down
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For as long as I can
remember,
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the three of us
have always been best friends.
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Even when we were babies, me,
Lonnie and Dom shared the same
crib.
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We were tight, like brothers,
but we all had our own dreams.
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G! Let me down!
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Lonnie dreamed of two things:
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First, was that Rolonda loved
him
as much as he loved her.
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- Huh?
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But all she loved was his money
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He also wanted to be a big
inventor.
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My boy, Dom?
Huh! He just loved the music.
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As for me, well, I was built
to be a professional athlete.
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I was gonna be the best boxer
to come out of South Philly
since Rocky.
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I was gonna be "The Black
Stallion".
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Hey! This burns!
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I can't.
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Two-dollar Tuesday was karate
night.
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Ha-ya!
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Sometimes my cousin Randall
would chill with us.
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He had a thing for
candy-jacking.
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I want it chilly up in here!
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You now on Cha Ching's
most-wanted list!
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That's why we called him "No
Good".
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We went from boys to men
together,
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and the three of us moved into
Lonnie's Uncle Virgil's house.
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It was just temporary until
we could find a better place.
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- [chatter
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- You have a ride home, XiXi?
- Yes, Father.
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- Don't be late.
- Yes, Father.
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Give your father a kiss.
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Bye, Father.
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Now, look, look, look.
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We can go in Uncle Virgil's roomcos he got one of them
orthopaedic beds...
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- Guess who?
- Alveena?
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- No.
- Hm... hold on. Oh! Ooh!
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Rasheeda!
Oh, no, this is Laqueeda.
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- Uh-uh-uh! This is Tomika.- You got one more chance to getit
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or you won't be making it
to your next fight.
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Ooh! Ha-ha! Hey, baby, I knew itwas you.
I was just having some fun.
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Sorry I'm late.
I had to get a ride from my
father.
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Does your pops know
you came here to see me?
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Yes.
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Come on, baby,
you know that's not cool.
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Forget about my father.
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I love you, and that's what
matters.
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Mmm!
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Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday, dear Lonnie
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Happy birthday to you
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- Make a wish, Lon.
- I wish Rolonda was here.
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- Rolonda!- Out of the way! Big Swoll's inthe house.
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- You got your wish.
- Can I get her for my
birthday too?
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Happy birthday, boyfriend.
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- Rolonda!
- Don't stop.
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I was beginning to think
that you weren't gonna show.
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Oh, now you know Ro-Ro wouldn'tmiss her Lonnie's birthday
party.
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I knew you wouldn't let me down.
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Oh!
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This right here is my cousin,
Big Swoll.
He just got out the
penitentiary.
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Hey, Big Swoll. It's always goodto meet a member of the family.
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Yeah, I'm all right, Johnny.
Happy birthday, man.
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You know, Rolonda,I was thinking that, you know...
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Oh, cake!
That's what I want, some cake.
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I haven't eaten in, like, two
whole hours,
and for some reason...
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I just can't stop eatin'.
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Ooh, there it is.
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Nia.
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You looked so busy at work
today.
I'm surprised to see you here.
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The studio wasreally busy
today,
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but how could I miss
one of your famous parties?
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And you're wearing that top
that I love so much.
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That's cos I want you to take itoff.
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Just a second, baby.
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Go, Daddy, go.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
That's cute!
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Mmm! Ah!
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Oh! Ah! Mmm!
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Ooh! Ah...
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I-I-I-I'm here now.
I'm here.
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Oh.
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You know, I, uh...
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I have these feelings, and,
um...
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I wanna take care of you,
Rolonda.
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And I was thinking we could
get our own place, and...
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maybe get married someday.
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Damn. I mean,
that's real sweet, baby.
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Nigga ain't never said
no shit like that before.
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So you think maybe we could...?
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Oh! 10.30, boo.
You know what that mean.
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What? My show is on.
Hey, now, my show is on.
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Ooh, ooh, my show is on.
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Up next, "Compton 90221"..
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My show is on, too.
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Ah, we can't be cleaning
up likethis. We got to hire ourselves amaid.
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What are you complaining
about?
I'm the one on my hands and
knees.
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I thought that was your
favourite position.
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- Good morning, guys.
- Hey!
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- Hey, what's wrong, man?
- What's wrong, Lon?
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I'm a year older, and I'm stillhere with
you two guys in my Uncle
Virgil's house.
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You know what you sound like
right now, man?
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- No, what?
- A bitch.
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Yeah, seriously, Lon, you don'twant
to mess around with a good
thing.
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Take a look around you.
We got the tight bachelor pad.
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We can do whatever we want,
I mean... this is it! We made
it, man!
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- Right there, dawg.
- Mm! Ta-dow!
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You better clean this damn messupbefore you leave out of here, Iknow that.
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Whip some ass up in here.
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This is it?
Getting yelled at like
schoolchildren?
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I mean, I thought I'd befurther along in my life by now.
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You know, have my own family.
My own place.
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One of these days...
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you guys are gonna grow up.
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You 12 minutes late.
Dock paycheck.
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Look, Cha Ching,
I know we got friction between
us
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on account that I took that KitKat, man,but that was seven years ago...
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A Bit 'O Honey, Milky Way,
black ricorice and case of
Coors.
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- What's "ricorice"?
- Ricorice. Ricorice!
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Don't play language game with
me!
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You're now 14 minutes late.
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Good talk.
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Dang Ling, I can't understanda damn word your daddy's saying.
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Great first half, kids.
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You missed five calls,
you four-eyed punk!
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Rolonda! Peaches!
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- What are you doing here?
- We need to talk.
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- I'm all ears.
- Mama dear is gonna go wait
over there.
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Remember that time we was
watching
Compton 90221,
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and Swapmisha had told Dante
that she was pregnant?
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How could I forget it?
Seven and a half...
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Point is, Swapmisha wasn't the
only one
got knocked up.
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- You mean I'm gonna be a daddy?- It's yours.
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You know?
Just forget it, Lonnie.
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Cos I can't take care of no babyon my income alone.
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Daddy also has a job
at the sanitation department,
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and I just got a job yesterday
at Piggy Small's Pizzeria.
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You know my Uncle Virgil
raised me right, girl,
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and I want to do the same
for our child, Ro-Ro.
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I'm gonna take care of the bothof you.
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You're so good to me, Lonnie.
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Come on, give me that, huh?
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Come on. Come on!
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G, we need to talk.
Are you busy?
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What it look like, baby?
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Is everything OK?
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G, I'm pregnant.
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We're going to have a baby.
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Hey,
Dominic,
your next appointment is here.
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Send him in.
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Yo, Dommy Dom.
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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It's the Brotha Stylz.
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- This is you?
- Aw, hell, yeah!
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- Yo, you gots to put us on.
- True.
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We might be wizel.
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But our lizels be klizel blizel.
You feel me, dawg?
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Words.
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Uh... OK.
Go ahead and spit.
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Huh! Whatever.Someone should tell them they'rewhite.
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Oh, hey, Nia.
What's up?
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- What? I thought I had the
studio till 12.
- No, no, it's not that.
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- Hold on.
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- Listen, I, uh...
- What?
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What is it?
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Calm down, dog.
You look whiter than usual.
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- So, Dom, she gonna have it?
- Yeah! She's gonna have it at
home.
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What kind of shit is that?
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I don't know, I don't know. Shesays
it's gonna empower her as a
woman,
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or some bullshit like that.
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My life is over.
I'm done, finished.
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The three of us.
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- Daddies.
- Ain't it great?
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You know, I think we should do,like,
daddy training so we can do it
right.
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Yeah, that's it. You know?
Do what our fathers didn't do.
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Oh! Ooh!
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- Oh, what's that? A little
porn?
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Check it out. They got her
in stirrups and everything.
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Ooh, make that move, mama.
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- Damn! Look at the size of thatthing.
- Looks like an alien.
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- Oh!
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I'm Annabelle Sinclair, and I'llbe
your birthing/child-rearing
expert.
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And I am here to guide you
through the journey
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that your child is gonna take
from
the womb to the pink or blue
bedroom.
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I'd like to open the floorfor any pre-birthing questions.Anybody?
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Yes.
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You know, is it cool to stillhit the skins during pregnancy?
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He asking if it's all right forhim
to still be tapping at it.
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Oh, sure. Feel free to get yourswerve on throughout the
pregnancy.
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Ah!
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Damn.
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- Don't be embarrassed, dear.
- I ain't.
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Flatulence is very normal
during pregnancy.
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- So let 'em rip!
- Oh, cool.
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Pregnant people, fool.
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Well, hell, I had to let it
go, baby.
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I'm gonna hand out these balls,
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and I want you to put them
between your knees, OK?
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Here you go, you take this.
That's right, place it right
there.
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- Hey, Nia. Sorry I'm...
- Dominic...
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This is Venus, my doula.
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- What's a doula?
- A midwife.
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You know, I gotta talk to you
outside.
Come on.
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Okey-doke.Now we're gonna simulate labour.
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So I would like for everyone toget into
their most comfortable
positions.
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That's right.
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Ooh! OK, very nice.
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- What are you doing here?
- Well, you invited me here.
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Look, it was my decision to havethis baby, and it was a fling,
Dom.
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An office fling.
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Dominic, you don't have to be
here.
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- We've discussed this.
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Dominic.
Yeah, what's up?
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Um... you mean, like, um...
Hour and a half.
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I think that you're gonna find
natural childbirth
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to be loving, blissful, and
wonderful.
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Aah!
I want drugs!
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Lonnie, I can't take the pain!
Ah, ah, ah!
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- Lonnie! Lonnie!
- Is there anything else I can
get you?
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Crack! Crack! Horse
tranquilliser, nigga!
I want drugs!
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- OK. Hold on. I'm gonna get thenurse.- Gin and juice! Gin and juice!
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Get a nurse.
Nurse!
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Agh!
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What happened, baby?
You drop some pickle juice?
234
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,111
It's my water!
235
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,851
- Your water?
- The baby's coming!
236
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,158
Oh, jeez.
OK. OK, baby, breathe.
237
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,987
Clean up, aisle three!
238
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,989
Daddy! Daddy!
Get Grandpa!
239
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,775
- You have a baby here?- No, no! No one have baby here!
240
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:53,169
Grandpa Bling Bling doctor in
China.
241
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,693
- Grandpa?
- OK, OK.
242
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,173
Try to breathe.
243
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,348
Watch out!
244
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,742
- I'm going in.
- What the hell...?
245
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:03,136
What the...?
Hey, man, what you doing?
246
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:03,788
What you do...?
247
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:04,964
Ohh!
248
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:12,014
- Ah... Ah...
249
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,277
OK, let's go.
250
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:23,373
Ro! Mama Peaches in the house,
baby,
with something to ease your
pain.
251
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:27,595
- You can't smoke in here.- Shut your punk ass up, Urkel.
252
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,163
"You can't smoke in..."
253
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,861
Here you go, Ro. Mommy got
something
for you. There you go, baby.
254
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,819
Here you go, baby. Here's
something
to do, you get a little sip.
255
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,909
There you go.Just take yourself a little sipnow.
256
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,433
- Relax.
- It hurts!
257
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,913
- Breathe, baby, breathe.
- You did this to her.
258
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,959
- Huh?
- G, baby?
259
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,092
- Yeah, baby.
- Talk to me. Say anything.
260
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,140
What?
261
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,273
Well, that's what your daddy
always tells me.
262
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:58,191
- Agh!
- Whoo, whoo, whoo.
263
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,454
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
264
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:04,240
I'm here, I'm here. I got your
voicemail,
I came as soon as I could.
265
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,373
- Late again!
- Just breathe.
266
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:09,289
Oh, my God! What the hell is
that?
Call the doctor!
267
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:12,205
It's a home birth, idiot! She'scrowning.
268
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,468
Aren't you supposed to boil
water
or something like that?
269
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,165
Yeah, why don't you stay in
the kitchen with it?
270
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,341
Jesus, I-I...
271
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:21,127
- Agh!
- Push it, Ro! Uh! Uh!
272
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:24,086
- Push it good. Uh!
- Push it!
273
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:28,090
Push it, feel good.
Uh! Oh! Push it, Ro! Uh! Uh!
274
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,136
- Uh!
- Uh!
275
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,007
- Push it, baby.
- Push it, Ro! Ooh! Ooh!
276
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,791
- Agh!
- Push it good! Uh!
277
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:37,143
- Push it, Ro-Ro.
- Uh! Uh! Push it good.
278
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,884
Oh!
Push it, Ro. Uh! Uh!
279
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,886
Push it real good! Uh!
280
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:46,848
Get your ass in there
and get it out, doctor! Agh!
281
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:50,504
We're trying to create a sereneatmosphere here. You're not
helping.
282
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:53,333
This drug-free idea's not
helping either.
283
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,378
- Get out of the way.
- Why don't you go home?
284
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,467
Oh, God! Agh!
285
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,904
Holy shit.
Come on. Ow!
286
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,907
The baby's coming!
287
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:05,345
- Ow!
- Come on! Baby coming! Baby
coming!
288
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,564
Baby not coming.
It's stuck.
289
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:10,698
- What do you mean,
stuck?
- Grandma, Crisco! Aisle four,
stat!
290
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,266
- What?
- No, no! No, breathe, baby.
291
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,835
There you are. Little shorty.
292
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,446
Let's hear it for the homey.
293
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,233
It's OK.
294
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:36,593
- He's got a big thing!
- That umbilical cord, Fat
Albert!
295
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,552
You did great, baby.
296
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,511
You did great, baby.
297
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,122
I'm a daddy!
298
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:47,865
I got the call, I came up here,15 minutes later he was out.
299
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:50,303
- Say hello!
- I'm a daddy!
300
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:51,695
I'm a daddy!
301
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:55,221
- Wait till you see him.
- Jasmine. She's Jasmine.
302
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,483
And she's beautiful.
303
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:05,840
You are the cutest baby
in all the world.
304
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:09,931
And he smells like
shit!
Baby, oh!
305
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:14,414
Now would be a good time to
learn
how to diaper your son.
306
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:16,546
You know what?
That sounds like fun, baby,
307
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,374
but I got to get to my sparringsession.
308
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,942
You know, I got that fight
coming up.So, you know, I gotta get ready.
309
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,597
You pay for juice out of
paycheck!
310
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,903
How the hell he see me
back here with this?
311
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:28,515
Don't you remember,
I told you I was working
tonight?
312
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:33,433
- Um... yeah.
- You forgot, didn't you?
313
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,565
- Uh...
- Mm-hm.
314
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:38,220
Wait... I...
315
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,961
OK, look, baby. I forgot.
316
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:43,399
I'm sorry, all right, baby?
But, look, I can't miss
training.
317
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:47,229
Boxing is gonna be our way outtahere.
I can't work for your pops
forever.
318
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,623
Hey! I was born to fight.
319
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:52,016
Why wait?
I kick your ass right now.
320
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,670
You know what?
Bring it on, Grandma.
321
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:56,630
Bring it on, right now! You knowyour grandmama got a big mouth.
322
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:59,154
Come shut it for me, fat ass.
323
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,677
- Mama, Mama.
- Ooh!
324
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:03,985
- Come on now, G.- Anytime, Grandma Jackie Chan!
325
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:07,858
Hey, I know how important
your training is to you,
326
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:15,344
but still, I think it's time foryou to take
more active role in raising
Bruce Leroy.
327
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:18,347
Hey, baby.
Look at Daddy. There.
328
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:21,437
You're right, boo, but...
329
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:27,138
It's just that I get a little
nervous
when I'm with him by myself.
330
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:29,576
G, you can do this.
331
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:36,539
- Thanks, guys!
- Later, chump.
332
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:39,586
Hey, Tupac.
333
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,590
Uh, how you doin', Tupac?
334
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,594
That is nice.
Yes, that's real nice.
335
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:52,773
I got watches, DVDs, candy...
What you want? Skittles?
336
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:56,777
Cost you a dollar at the store.I give it to you for 50 cents.
337
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,040
Uh... no, thank you, Tupac.
I'm OK.
338
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:02,696
Nigga, you ain't never got no
money!
You always broke!
339
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,393
Hey!
340
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:08,310
- I have exciting news.
- You got Princess Ro-Ro's
allowance?
341
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:11,052
No, I... I enrolled us in
"Mommy and Me" classes this
weekend.
342
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,619
No, I ain't goin' to that.
343
00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:15,012
Mm-mm. It's gonna conflict
with my strip aerobics class,
344
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:18,494
and you know I got to lose
this extra little baby fat.
345
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:23,064
Besides, my mama ain't never
took me
nor Tupac to none of them
classes,
346
00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:25,936
and we turned out just fine.
347
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:30,201
And what's up with all this "Yougot
to be with your baby" stuff
lately?
348
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,725
What you trying to say,
I ain't a good mama?
349
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:34,423
No, no, it's not that.
I just thought it'd be nice
350
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:37,383
if we spent some quality time
together as a family.
351
00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:40,690
You know, maybe we could start
by having a family dinner
tonight.
352
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:43,824
Mm-mm.
Tonight's ladies' night at the
club.
353
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:46,740
- I told you I needed you to
baby-sit.
- No, you didn't.
354
00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:51,658
Look, we can go on all night
with this"he say she say, she say he say"stuff.
355
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:55,966
But Isay...
your ass is baby-sittin'.
356
00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:59,100
Yes, dear.
357
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:02,233
You don't want that, no.
Give you gas.
358
00:22:02,277 --> 00:22:04,366
Here. There you go.
359
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:09,110
I'm gonna help her.
I'll get her a book.
360
00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:10,981
On breast feeding.
Ha-ha.
361
00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:14,071
But you gotta share with your
daddy.
362
00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:19,947
- Ho-ho!
- Surprise!
363
00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:23,516
I was just gonna start on some
tracks.
364
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:30,871
- She's got hair!
- Yeah. She also breathes,
365
00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:33,874
she giggles...
She's your daughter, Dominic.
366
00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:36,311
Not that anyone would ever knowfrom your behaviour.
367
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:41,055
What behaviour? Me and the
Brotha Stylzare busy prepping for their bigdebut.
368
00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:43,884
- Get off! Don't touch me!
- Mm-hm.
369
00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:48,062
Hey, listen.I'm in a pinch and I need a bigfavour.
370
00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:49,542
What?
371
00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:52,675
I'll see you later.
Bye.
372
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:59,029
See?
373
00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:00,901
It's just you and me, kid.
374
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:02,990
Me and Jas.
375
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:06,863
All right, all right.
Come on.
376
00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:09,910
- Uh... This ain't so bad,
right?
- Nah.
377
00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:12,608
Piece of cake.
378
00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:14,349
Hey, Dom, you gonna pick yours
up?
379
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,004
- I ain't pickin' mine up. You
pick yours up.
- But...
380
00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:20,529
You two are acting like it's thefirsttime you've been alone with yourkids.
381
00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:22,705
It is!
382
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,141
- How do we make them stop?
- Oh, come on.
383
00:23:26,143 --> 00:23:28,145
OK.
All right, come on.
384
00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:29,669
- Come over here.
- You gotta sleep.
385
00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:32,672
Come on, big man.
That's OK.
386
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:34,717
- I think they hungry.
387
00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:37,328
Cool. I'm gonna go
and get some Mickey D's.
388
00:23:37,372 --> 00:23:40,331
Formula, G!
Formula. They drink formula.
389
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:43,465
Right, right, right!
My bad, Mr Mom.
390
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:46,773
- Uh... We got that in the
fridge, right?
- Yeah, yeah, in the kitchen.
391
00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:49,297
All right. No, I got it.
I got it!
392
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,998
And lay off my lasagne, G
393
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,614
One for you, one for you.
OK.
394
00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:05,618
Hey!Oh, this ain't my baby's bottle.
395
00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:07,315
What are you talking about, man?
396
00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:09,752
Yo, yo, yo, yo! Hold up!That's Nia's breast milk in thatbottle.
397
00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:11,972
It's like your boy is sucking onmy lady's titty.
398
00:24:12,015 --> 00:24:14,844
Got a point there.
399
00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:18,152
Getting soft on me, man.
400
00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:23,549
- Hey, now, now.
- Oh, they like the titty on
tap.
401
00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:26,290
Ooh, look at Bruce Leroy.
He got an appetite like his
daddy.
402
00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:27,509
Look at him getting his grub on.
403
00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:29,859
Yeah, I-I-I think it's time to
burp 'em.
404
00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:31,687
- OK, let's burp 'em, then.
- Burp?
405
00:24:31,731 --> 00:24:33,428
- Yeah, yeah.
- How we do that?
406
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,518
You just put 'em over your
shoulder...
Yeah, right like that.
407
00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:38,868
- ..and pat 'em on the back.
- Like this?
408
00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:39,869
- Oh, OK.
409
00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:42,176
All right. Yeah, yeah.
410
00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:45,048
- Oh! Hell!
411
00:24:45,092 --> 00:24:49,226
- My Sean Johns!
- You got the Exorcistbaby.
412
00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:52,447
Hey, that's what babies do.
They burp, spit...
413
00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:55,015
And shit! Ugh!
414
00:24:55,058 --> 00:24:58,018
Ah, damn, it's that titty milk.I bet it is.
415
00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:01,021
Look at it.
Oh!
416
00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:02,326
It's green shit!
417
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,200
I'm a lean, mean, diapering
machine.
418
00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:07,723
I'm a mean, lean, diaper
machine.
419
00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,725
Whoo!
420
00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:12,162
Whoo, that's funky!
421
00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:17,254
Damn, Bruce Leroy.When did you eat some corn, man?
422
00:25:17,298 --> 00:25:19,996
Ouch! Ow!
423
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,216
He peed on me!
424
00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:24,392
He peed on me, Lonnie!
425
00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:28,788
Oh, God, it's burning! Ow!
Oh, I can't see!
426
00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:32,226
I can't see, Lonnie!
427
00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:34,054
I want my mama!
428
00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:36,752
That's all right, Bruce Leroy,Daddy gonna get you all cleanedup.
429
00:25:36,796 --> 00:25:38,667
We just gonna get the poop
out your hair, that's all.
430
00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:42,802
Oh, man, you got soft hair.
You got hair like your mama.
431
00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:46,501
Mm-hm. When you get older, all
the littleblack girls in the neighbourhoodgonna be,
432
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:50,200
"Oh, Bruce Leroy, you got good
hair.You got Indian in your family?"
433
00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:54,770
And then the little Chinese
girls, they're
gonna be, "Oh, Bruce Leroy, me
so horny."
434
00:25:54,814 --> 00:25:58,165
"Me love you long time."
435
00:25:58,208 --> 00:26:01,342
Cos everybody love Bruce Leroy.
436
00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:04,258
- Here's the lotion, G.
- Oh, OK.
437
00:26:04,301 --> 00:26:06,303
- And the baby powder.
- OK.
438
00:26:06,347 --> 00:26:10,220
See, your uncles, they
understand
a soft, sensitive bottom.
439
00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:14,094
- Now who's watching your
babies, huh?
- Jesus.
440
00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:16,487
Thought you almost got me
with that one, didn't you?
441
00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:19,316
That was a good one.
Agh! Mm.
442
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:24,104
- Mm. OK.
443
00:26:28,151 --> 00:26:30,632
- I'm throwing in the towel.
- I give up.
444
00:26:31,677 --> 00:26:34,157
Wait a minute.
I got an idea.
445
00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:37,987
Rocking with my baby
446
00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:40,816
Baby, baby
447
00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:42,383
Rocking with my baby
448
00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:46,256
Baby
449
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:49,346
Rocking with my baby
450
00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:52,175
Baby, baby
451
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:55,526
Rocking with my baby
452
00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:58,355
Hickory, dickory, dock,
the mouse ran up the clock.
453
00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:01,358
The clock struck one,
the mouse ran down.
454
00:27:01,402 --> 00:27:04,840
Hickory, dickory, dock. Cuckoo!Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo!
455
00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:09,497
That ends the rhyming portion
of the Mommy and Me class,
456
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:13,109
and now it's time for the
bonding portion
of the Mommy and Me class.
457
00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:16,460
OK, we've gotsome really pretty, shiny books.
458
00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:19,507
I think my daughter likes your
son.
459
00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:23,990
I can't blame her.He's almost as cute as you are,Lonnie.
460
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:25,687
You know my name?
461
00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:29,169
It's on your tag.
I'm Brandy.
462
00:27:29,212 --> 00:27:31,345
Hi...
463
00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:34,653
Brandy.
464
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:38,047
Now let's play the bragging
game.
This is where we each take a
turn,
465
00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:40,876
and you tell us something
special about your child.
466
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,619
Brandy, let's start with you.
467
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:49,493
Well, um... Cherie has a smile
that lights up the room.
468
00:27:49,537 --> 00:27:54,150
Just like her mom. Mm.
469
00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:06,510
- Ooh!- Nice to see your domesticatedass
470
00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:09,557
was able to break awayfrom the ball and chain tonight.
471
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,125
Fool, please!
I'm a grown-ass man.
472
00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:14,693
I pay taxes... sometimes.
473
00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:18,566
Hey, hey.
I run me, she don't run me.
474
00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:22,483
I'm the president,
she the secretary of state.
Remember that.
475
00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:26,400
Hey, hey.
Yo, yo!
476
00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:28,750
How'd you get Drive By
to come up in here, man?
477
00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:31,753
His rappers keep getting lockedup,
so he's always looking for new
talent.
478
00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:34,538
And the Brotha Stylz are gonna
be
his next platinum artists.
479
00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:39,065
- The white boys?- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yizzo!
480
00:28:39,108 --> 00:28:41,328
Our bad.
We smashed up lizzle in this
pizneece.
481
00:28:41,371 --> 00:28:42,416
Can I get some?
482
00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:44,331
- Yeah, whatever.
- A'ight, then.
483
00:28:44,374 --> 00:28:45,941
Ooh! Double down!
484
00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:49,118
- He's signing that shit?
- Hold up, hold up.
485
00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:51,120
Is that "Ho-londa"?
486
00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:53,557
She's supposed to be having
dinner with Lonnie tonight.
487
00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:05,004
All right. It's time to put
some crackers up in this soup.
488
00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:08,964
Coming straight from the
street...
I mean, the cul-de-sacs.
489
00:29:09,008 --> 00:29:12,141
..put your hands together
for the Brotha Stylz.
490
00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:15,623
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
What's up, people?
491
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:20,236
Brotha Stylz in the hizzie!
492
00:29:21,847 --> 00:29:22,935
Hit it!
493
00:29:22,978 --> 00:29:27,809
No, we don't mess
around round here
494
00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:32,727
Hell, no,we don't mess around round here
495
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,121
- If you pull one trigger
- Then you'll pull the other
496
00:29:35,164 --> 00:29:37,688
- If you think we one figure
- Hell, no, fool, we brothas
497
00:29:37,732 --> 00:29:39,952
- And all the girls love us
- And homeboys, they wanna mug
us
498
00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:42,781
It's hard to beat the brothasand suckers, they can't touch us
499
00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:44,652
- Do you capeesh?- My double barrel's right in myreach
500
00:29:44,695 --> 00:29:47,829
- We want the girls with
coconuts
- And an ass like a peach
501
00:29:47,873 --> 00:29:49,962
Homies run
through your crew like a track
meet
502
00:29:50,005 --> 00:29:52,573
Pistol-whip your ass
till I see the white meat
503
00:29:52,616 --> 00:29:55,010
- It's ugly
- You don't wanna come round
here
504
00:29:55,054 --> 00:29:56,969
Cos round here
you'll fall down and disappear
505
00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:58,709
Mess around
and get stuck down here!
506
00:29:58,753 --> 00:29:59,928
Lose track of the tears!
507
00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:01,843
You'll be hiding in the closet
for years!
508
00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:04,411
- Rolling Hannibal style
- Brain of a child
509
00:30:04,454 --> 00:30:05,978
- Mind of a killer
- Thriller
510
00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:07,414
But we ain't nothin' like
Vanilla
511
00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:12,462
No!We don't mess around round here
512
00:30:12,506 --> 00:30:14,421
Hell, no
513
00:30:14,464 --> 00:30:16,640
We don't mess around
round here!
514
00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:20,035
So, all our gangstas,
hustlers, hoochies, jump up
515
00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:22,777
Busters, haters, snitches,
get out
516
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,866
Double Barrel
blows your shit out
517
00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:28,478
Cos Brotha Stylz
just put a hit out
518
00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:36,835
Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!
519
00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:49,369
I'm telling you,
these guys are the bomb.
520
00:30:49,412 --> 00:30:51,937
This is the future of hip-hop
right here.
521
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:55,418
You gotta trust me on this.
They got 12 tracks already
recorded.
522
00:30:55,462 --> 00:30:58,465
They're all hot.
Don't sleep on this, Drive By.
523
00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:02,077
I don't usually sign white
rappers...
524
00:31:02,121 --> 00:31:05,472
but for y'all, I might make an
exception.
525
00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:08,736
Y'all come by my office.
526
00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:09,911
Dismissed.
527
00:31:09,955 --> 00:31:12,871
- Thank you.
- Get outta here!
528
00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:17,701
Yo, Lon. What's wrong, man?
529
00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:20,879
I can't believe Rolonda left mehanging.
530
00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:23,272
I'm starting to think
she's not the woman for me.
531
00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:25,361
No!
532
00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:27,973
You know, it's about time, Lon.I got
tired of you going out like a
sucker.
533
00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:32,281
Yeah. Seriously, Lonnie,you gotta get with the program,like me.
534
00:31:32,325 --> 00:31:34,283
Dom, I don't think you're
getting it.
535
00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:38,244
I like spending time with
Carver,
it's the mama I'm starting to
doubt.
536
00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:43,902
Lonnie, there are plenty of
women
out there that will treat you
right, man.
537
00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:47,949
Well, there is this one girl,
Brandy,
from the Mommy and Me class.
538
00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:50,691
She's the bomb-diggity-fresh,
539
00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:53,215
but I don't think
she'd go for a guy like me.
540
00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:56,131
Well, she would if you took somepointers from the pros.
541
00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:59,265
You know what, Lon?
You need some game, dawg.
542
00:31:59,308 --> 00:32:02,181
And some new slang,cos "the bomb-diggity-fresh"...I mean,
543
00:32:02,224 --> 00:32:04,705
where the hell
did you get that from, anyway?
544
00:32:04,748 --> 00:32:09,666
Yeah, man, you need some style.A makeover.
545
00:32:09,710 --> 00:32:12,321
Thug boot camp.
Mm! Ta-dow.
546
00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:15,934
- I'm listening.
- Oh, no, you gonna be down.
Come on.
547
00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:29,295
That boy's still
ugly, if you ask me.
548
00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:35,083
You gotta bend your knees a
little bit.
Bend your knees a little bit.
549
00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:38,957
Now swing your arms. Not like
a monkey, dawg, not like a
monkey.
550
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,785
Lon, loosen up.
Let... let the tension out.
551
00:32:41,829 --> 00:32:44,963
Heel, toe.
Heel, toe.
552
00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:48,836
God, he's white.
553
00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:52,144
Hey, Brandy.
How you doing, boo?
554
00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:53,972
Lonnie, no, no, no.
555
00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:56,365
You gotta talk from your nuts,
man.
More bass.
556
00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:59,760
Now, this is the art of slap
boxing. A
time-honoured 'hood tradition,
all right?
557
00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:03,068
That's the way. Put your hands
up.
Come on. All right?
558
00:33:03,111 --> 00:33:04,286
Keep them up.
559
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,075
Hey, uh, G?
560
00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:12,860
G, man? G.
561
00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:16,124
Hey, Brandy.
562
00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:18,605
How youdoing, boo?
563
00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:24,915
- We created a player, SeƱor LonJuan.
- Mm-hm.
564
00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:38,233
The adventures of Daddy Look
Good.
565
00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:44,761
- So, I hear you celibate.
- What?
566
00:33:44,805 --> 00:33:46,850
Sell a bit.You selling a bit, I'm buying abit.
567
00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:51,464
Wow, Lonnie, you look...
different all pimped out.
568
00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:56,077
Daddy look good.
DLG! Daddy Look Good.
569
00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:58,688
- Are you feeling all right?
- Oh, I feel real nice.
570
00:33:58,732 --> 00:34:01,039
Put your hand in my pocket
to find out for yourself.
571
00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:05,347
- What can I get you two
tonight?
- Chardonnay, please.
572
00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:07,741
Yac. Colt back.
573
00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:11,701
Double it up on the rocks
in a dirty glass, thickness.
574
00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:15,618
Um, I'm glad you called.
You've been on my mind.
575
00:34:15,662 --> 00:34:18,969
You been running through my mindin a thong.
576
00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:22,147
- What?
- Thongs. Little things, like
string.
577
00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:24,323
It ain't the full bloomers.
578
00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:32,722
My bad.
My bad, baby, my bad.
579
00:34:32,766 --> 00:34:35,290
Looks like you gonna have to
come out them clothes.
580
00:34:35,334 --> 00:34:37,901
Goodbye, Lonnie.
581
00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:44,169
Brandy.
582
00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:48,651
Damn!
583
00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:57,747
- I'll call you back. OK.
584
00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:59,836
Be a good girl for poppy, all
right?
Be quiet.
585
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:03,144
Shh. OK.
586
00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:05,929
- Yeah, that's a good girl.
587
00:35:05,973 --> 00:35:10,934
- Oh, how was the date tonight?- It wasn't that good, thanks toyou two.
588
00:35:10,978 --> 00:35:14,024
- Didn't you use my note cards?- Yeah, I used those, you know.
589
00:35:14,068 --> 00:35:17,202
Tried to do a little freestyle
on my own,
it didn't really work.
590
00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:19,943
Hey, man, that was all
Ass-anova right there.
591
00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:24,209
I mean, I really like this girlBrandy.Little Carver really likes her.
592
00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:26,515
Look, man, maybe you all
can patch this up somehow.
593
00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:30,128
Man, the way I acted tonight,
G...
594
00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,521
I'll be lucky if that woman
ever talks to me again.
595
00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,175
You didn't take your hat off,
did you?
596
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:37,483
Like a damn fool.
597
00:35:39,224 --> 00:35:41,574
- Hey, Unc.
- Huh.
598
00:35:41,617 --> 00:35:45,143
What's all the racket down here,huh?Babies screaming and everything.
599
00:35:45,186 --> 00:35:47,449
I'm trying to go to the
bathroom,
I can't do nothing.
600
00:35:47,493 --> 00:35:48,842
You OK, Jas?
601
00:35:48,885 --> 00:35:52,193
Convenience store.You inconvenient son of a bitch.
602
00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:56,284
Keep the damn noise down beforeI break my foot off in your ass,
boy.
603
00:35:56,328 --> 00:35:59,026
He's mad
cos he's got haemorrhoids.
604
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,254
Oh!
Hey, hey.
605
00:36:09,297 --> 00:36:10,907
- What are you doing?
- Nothing. Don't be looking up
here.
606
00:36:10,951 --> 00:36:12,474
What's going on?
607
00:36:12,518 --> 00:36:13,780
- Hey.
- What?
608
00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:15,912
Dad has planneda big family dinner on Saturday.
609
00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:17,697
- Uh-huh.
- And he's invited you.
610
00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:19,873
What, he's going to have meas the main course or something?
611
00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:28,490
- I can't this Saturday.
- Why?
612
00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:32,320
No Good's getting released
from prison on Saturday.
613
00:36:32,364 --> 00:36:34,322
No Good is nothing but trouble,
614
00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:38,413
and... we have son.
Come on. Things are different
now.
615
00:36:38,457 --> 00:36:43,505
Baby, things are different for
him, too.
He's a reformed man now, for
real.
616
00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:47,422
G, the two of you together
spells trouble.
617
00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:52,035
Look, all I know is that he's mycousin,and he deserves a second chance.
618
00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:01,262
Six ounces, just like Mama said.
619
00:37:01,306 --> 00:37:04,309
Uh-huh, test it.
Ah, there you go.
620
00:37:04,352 --> 00:37:07,399
Come on.
Bruce Leroy, that's good milk,
man.
621
00:37:10,793 --> 00:37:14,232
Damn, that's some good titty
milk.
Hey.
622
00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:19,541
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
623
00:37:23,023 --> 00:37:27,027
Yo! Who the hell...?
No Good?
624
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:29,595
That's right, baby,
I'm back on the bricks!
625
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,815
What the hell you coming throughthe window for, man?
626
00:37:32,859 --> 00:37:36,428
Creature of habit, dawg, you
know.
Just trying to keep my skills
sharp, man.
627
00:37:36,471 --> 00:37:39,518
- Ah... Ah...
- Aah!
628
00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:43,826
- No Good's back!
- Now you cut me some love,
baby!
629
00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:45,785
- You got it, baby!
- Whoo!
630
00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:49,745
Dawg! I can't believe it's beentwo years
since you've been locked down.
631
00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:56,361
Well, had the jurisprudence notviolated
the statute of limitations per
se,
632
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:58,537
I would have only done 30 days,bro.
633
00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,495
Did you get a law degree
while you was in prison?
634
00:38:00,539 --> 00:38:03,672
No, I watched The Practice
for two seasons.
635
00:38:03,716 --> 00:38:08,111
- I'm representing myself next
time.
- Oh, next time, huh?
636
00:38:08,155 --> 00:38:11,854
You always had game, player.
You always had game.
637
00:38:11,898 --> 00:38:15,162
Speaking of game, man,
what's up with you? Are you
still boxing?
638
00:38:15,205 --> 00:38:16,859
Yeah, but, uh...
639
00:38:16,903 --> 00:38:19,297
it's sort of been put on
the back burner for right now.
640
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:21,560
Oh, really?
How come?
641
00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:24,040
Remember when we used to go
candy-jacking back in the day?
642
00:38:24,084 --> 00:38:26,782
- You mean the kung fu clerk?
- Yeah, yeah.
643
00:38:26,826 --> 00:38:31,047
Let's just say that a hot temperruns in his family.
644
00:38:31,091 --> 00:38:33,441
Really?
How do you know that?
645
00:38:33,485 --> 00:38:38,751
- Um... Well, his daughter had
my baby.
- Oh, shit!
646
00:38:38,794 --> 00:38:41,710
Hey, hey, dawg!
Watch your effing language in
front of...
647
00:38:41,754 --> 00:38:44,452
- in front of my son, dawg.
- Wow!
648
00:38:44,496 --> 00:38:46,889
Hey, Bruce Leroy.
649
00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:50,458
- This is your cousin, No Good,man.
- What's up, little bro?
650
00:38:50,502 --> 00:38:52,982
- Gimme a little bit.
- Go on, hit it.
651
00:38:53,026 --> 00:38:55,289
- Hey.
- That's my little man.
652
00:38:56,508 --> 00:38:59,380
Drive By, my man,
your label's the first one I
thought of
653
00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:01,382
when I discovered the Brotha
Stylz here.
654
00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:05,473
Yo, check it out. Some people
think
that we kinda like a white
Outkast.
655
00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:08,998
If I want to know
what people think of you, I'll
tell you!
656
00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:11,349
- Come on.
- Very good, sir.
657
00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:14,787
You remind people of a...
658
00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:17,877
- white Outkast.
- Yeah.
659
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,836
You really got your finger
on the pulse there, Drive By.
660
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,012
You weren't thinking about
going to another label, were
you?
661
00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:25,885
Well, actually, you know...
662
00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:31,238
- You were always the first
choice.
- No, right here. Right
here.
663
00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:36,678
- Here's the contracts. Sign
them.- Wait, wait, wait. This is it?
664
00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:38,985
- I mean, this is legally
binding?
- This is it.
665
00:39:39,028 --> 00:39:42,249
Wanna talk royalties? Cool.
Publishing? That's all right.
666
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:45,818
If you even want a handicapped
parking permit, get at me.
667
00:39:45,861 --> 00:39:48,734
But don't you ever...
668
00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:52,738
mess with me!
669
00:39:52,781 --> 00:39:56,524
I have an anger management
issue.
You understand?
670
00:39:56,568 --> 00:39:59,440
- Yeah, yeah.
- We gonna sign it up right
here, dawg.
671
00:39:59,484 --> 00:40:01,616
Good.
That calls for a celebration.
672
00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:03,879
Oh, we gonna pop up
some of that bubbly?
673
00:40:03,923 --> 00:40:07,013
No, fool, milk and cookies.
674
00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:08,318
Milk and cookies?
675
00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:10,320
You got a problem
with my milk and cookies?
676
00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:13,933
No. It's a pleasant surprise.
A change of pace.
677
00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:15,935
Dip, fool, dip!
678
00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:19,155
- We dipping!
- I can't get it in!
679
00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:20,896
Break it off, man, break it off!
680
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:25,118
Dip it! Eat them cookies,
or some nigga beat your ass!
681
00:40:25,161 --> 00:40:28,861
Today we're gonna discuss
something
every parent must go through.
682
00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:30,776
It's potty training.
683
00:40:30,819 --> 00:40:33,909
Don't make those faces.
It's not as hard as you think.
684
00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:35,694
We're gonna do
some role-playing today
685
00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:38,914
to show you how to get
your baby's bottom onto the
actual ring.
686
00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:41,439
You might want to sing it a songto relax the muscles.
687
00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:46,705
Dookie, dookie, doo-doo brown,
Mommy, how can I be down?
688
00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:48,837
Make some funny faces.
689
00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:56,628
Now, it's also very important
to praise your child's
movements.
690
00:40:56,671 --> 00:41:01,284
"Oh! Look at that!
Look what Jason left behind!"
691
00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:05,375
"Oh! Look at the big, brown
goldfish!"
692
00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:13,819
Daddy, everyone.
Um... this is G's cousin, No
Good.
693
00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:20,521
G, why don't you introduce No
Good
to my family?
694
00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:22,088
No Good, this is...
695
00:41:22,131 --> 00:41:27,441
- XiXi's father, Cha Ching.
- No shit. What's up, nigga?
696
00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:31,314
- Yeah.
- No Good.
697
00:41:31,358 --> 00:41:34,404
And this is Grandma Fung-Yu.
698
00:41:34,448 --> 00:41:36,015
Hi-yo.
699
00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:38,757
- Cha Ching, Grandma Fung-Yu.
- Yeah.
700
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,847
- And Sing Sing, XiXi's mother.- Hm.
701
00:41:41,890 --> 00:41:43,544
All right, Cha-Ching...
702
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:45,807
- Grandma Fung-Yu...
- Uh-huh.
703
00:41:45,851 --> 00:41:49,724
..and XiXi's mama, you sexy
thing,
Sing Sing.
704
00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:52,988
Yeah, and Bling Bling, the
grandpa.
705
00:41:53,032 --> 00:41:54,599
- All right. I got this, dawg.
- OK.
706
00:41:54,642 --> 00:41:59,168
Cha Ching, right?
Grandma Egg Fu Yung?
707
00:41:59,212 --> 00:42:00,430
Fung-Yu, dawg.
708
00:42:00,474 --> 00:42:03,303
- Sexy thing, Miss Thing-Thing.- Sing Sing!
709
00:42:06,306 --> 00:42:09,744
- Bling Bling. Ta-dow!
- Bang bang.
710
00:42:09,788 --> 00:42:13,269
And over in the corner is the
hardest-working man in the
organisation.
711
00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:16,142
- That's my man, little Dang
Ling.
- All right, I got it.
712
00:42:16,185 --> 00:42:19,188
Cha Ching, Grandma Kung Fu,
713
00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:21,060
sexy thing Sing Sing,
714
00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:23,149
- Bling Bling, ta-dow...
- Bang bang.
715
00:42:23,192 --> 00:42:27,066
- ..and little Ding-A-Ling.
- Yeah.
716
00:42:27,109 --> 00:42:29,329
Let's eat.
717
00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:43,430
Sing Sing,
these Peking duck feet is the
shit.
718
00:42:43,473 --> 00:42:48,914
- You no like my cooking?- No, Mom, "the shit" is a goodthing.
719
00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:52,134
- "The shit" is good?
- Yes.
720
00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:56,443
"The shit" is real good, Sing
Sing.
It... Never mind.
721
00:42:56,486 --> 00:42:59,751
You know,
this is the first time in two
years
722
00:42:59,794 --> 00:43:02,884
I ain't had to worry
about getting shanked at chow.
723
00:43:02,928 --> 00:43:06,322
- Don't be so sure.- What's up with your dawg, man?
724
00:43:06,366 --> 00:43:09,412
Ah!
725
00:43:11,023 --> 00:43:14,766
- Damn, Grandma!
- That was a wet one.
726
00:43:17,464 --> 00:43:19,248
- What?
- I have cable.
727
00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:22,817
- Whatever, little man.- On cable, every man in prisonmovie
728
00:43:22,861 --> 00:43:25,515
- toss the salad...
- Dang Ling, that's enough.
729
00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:27,996
Now, go wash the dishes.
730
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,477
When you're done,
you finish tarring the roof.
731
00:43:31,739 --> 00:43:34,524
- My father wants to tell you
something.
- Hm.
732
00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:41,357
G, I want to offer you
a manager position at the
market.
733
00:43:42,532 --> 00:43:43,272
Yes.
734
00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:49,452
You know, Cha Ching,I really appreciate that, but...
735
00:43:49,496 --> 00:43:50,976
that's not what I wanna do.
736
00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:53,761
Oh, shit.
737
00:43:55,328 --> 00:43:58,287
- Being a manager is a great
job.
- Look, I got a job.
738
00:43:58,331 --> 00:44:00,072
Boxing is not a job.
739
00:44:00,115 --> 00:44:02,901
Look, you always say that,but I got my shot coming up, allright?
740
00:44:02,944 --> 00:44:05,599
I thought you would be
happy.
741
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,428
With this promotion,
we could finally get our own
place.
742
00:44:08,471 --> 00:44:10,343
Yo, that would be dope.
The three of us...
743
00:44:10,386 --> 00:44:11,561
Hey! Hey, brother, hey.
744
00:44:13,302 --> 00:44:15,043
I'm talking about the future.
745
00:44:15,087 --> 00:44:16,915
One that's brighter
than hanging around the gym
746
00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:21,528
- and chilling with a bad
influence like...
- Like what? Huh?
747
00:44:21,571 --> 00:44:25,619
Like what? Look, I'm not gonna
give up boxing, OK?
748
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:30,580
And I would appreciate it if youwouldn't
give up on me, either.
749
00:44:30,624 --> 00:44:34,715
I'm gonna help Dang Ling
clean these dishes.
750
00:44:35,498 --> 00:44:38,284
Somebody done messed up, huh?
751
00:44:57,607 --> 00:44:58,608
Agh!
752
00:45:07,226 --> 00:45:09,663
This is for XiXi. OK.
753
00:45:12,797 --> 00:45:13,841
Ow!
754
00:45:14,624 --> 00:45:15,625
Oh, shit!
755
00:45:19,586 --> 00:45:24,112
I'm gonna do it for my baby!
I wanna do it for Bruce Leroy!
756
00:45:24,156 --> 00:45:27,376
I'm gonna die!
757
00:45:33,992 --> 00:45:36,516
This duck cheesesteak is great!
758
00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:39,780
It's the other brown meat.
You could have asked somebody.
759
00:45:39,824 --> 00:45:42,000
Ha-ha-ha.
You hear that, sucker?
760
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,612
G! Back away from the duck!
761
00:45:54,664 --> 00:45:57,015
Get him, Dang Ling!
Get him, Dang Ling!
762
00:45:59,887 --> 00:46:03,586
Gonna see Daddy. Gonna see
Daddy.
763
00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:04,892
You're gonna see your daddy
764
00:46:06,981 --> 00:46:10,289
OK.
There you go, honey.
765
00:46:13,248 --> 00:46:14,902
You're gonna see Daddy.
766
00:46:14,946 --> 00:46:16,730
- What's up, gorgeous?
- Hey, Dominic.
767
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:19,037
I wasn't talking to you,
I was talking to Jas.
768
00:46:19,864 --> 00:46:23,693
She just ate,
so she should be ready for bed
soon.
769
00:46:23,737 --> 00:46:26,740
What, are you painting the townwith your friend Pluto?
770
00:46:28,524 --> 00:46:32,441
Something like that.
What about you?
771
00:46:32,485 --> 00:46:33,791
Beer delivery.
772
00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:35,314
You're not having a party
tonight,
are you?
773
00:46:35,357 --> 00:46:38,491
No, no, it's for one of Lonnie'sexperiments. OK.
774
00:46:38,534 --> 00:46:41,450
- Have a good time.
- I'll be back later.
775
00:46:41,494 --> 00:46:43,278
Go. We're gonna be OK,
don't worry about us.
776
00:46:43,322 --> 00:46:45,628
- Bye, pumpkin.
- Bye.
777
00:46:45,672 --> 00:46:49,415
There's supposed to be four.
We have two lights, two
regulars.
778
00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:51,678
What does the...
Doesn't it say it right here?
779
00:46:51,721 --> 00:46:53,332
Hey, how are you?
780
00:47:04,865 --> 00:47:06,649
I don't think we should leave.
781
00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:09,217
We're going
downstairs, man.
782
00:47:09,261 --> 00:47:12,960
Come on. We done been
throwed up on, pissed on and
pooped on.
783
00:47:13,004 --> 00:47:14,962
It's time
we do some grown-up shit, man.
784
00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:16,746
- That's right.
- All right? Come on.
785
00:47:16,790 --> 00:47:18,705
- All right.
- Cool.
786
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:20,925
Bye-bye.
787
00:47:22,013 --> 00:47:25,146
Sleep tight, little fella.
788
00:47:44,731 --> 00:47:48,735
Brother gotta pee.
Oh!
789
00:47:49,301 --> 00:47:52,086
Anybody ever tell you
you have beautiful hair?
790
00:47:57,352 --> 00:47:58,876
Come on, let's get busy.
791
00:47:58,919 --> 00:48:02,227
No, no, Stacy.
Don't go in there.
792
00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:04,838
We'll go in there.
793
00:48:38,611 --> 00:48:42,180
Come on, Dom, you did
notbring me up here to play with myhair.
794
00:48:42,223 --> 00:48:44,834
It's foreplay, baby.
795
00:49:24,048 --> 00:49:25,484
Hey! Hey!
796
00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:27,965
- I'm gonna go check on the
kids.
- All right.
797
00:49:36,582 --> 00:49:37,800
What...? Who...?
798
00:49:37,844 --> 00:49:39,585
Goddamn!
799
00:49:42,414 --> 00:49:45,069
- G! G!
- Yeah?
800
00:49:45,112 --> 00:49:46,853
- The babies are gone!
- What?
801
00:49:46,896 --> 00:49:49,203
I told you!
They're gone. Dom!
802
00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:51,553
- The babies are gone!
- The babies is gone!
803
00:49:51,597 --> 00:49:53,033
I just saw them in the other
room.
804
00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:03,000
- Bruce Leroy! Bruce Leroy!
- Jasmine! Move!
805
00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:05,437
- Jasmine!
- Son!
806
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:10,398
Oh, shit! Shit!
What are we gonna do?
807
00:50:12,270 --> 00:50:14,185
Outside! Outside!
808
00:50:17,710 --> 00:50:19,233
- Bruce Leroy!
- Jasmine!
809
00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:21,192
Carver!
810
00:50:21,235 --> 00:50:23,194
Carver!
811
00:50:23,237 --> 00:50:24,108
Bruce Leroy!
812
00:50:27,111 --> 00:50:30,375
- You check up in Uncle Virgil'sroom?
- I'm dialling 911.
813
00:50:30,418 --> 00:50:32,203
No, man. I still got warrants
from that probation thing.
814
00:50:32,246 --> 00:50:35,771
- What...? How?
815
00:50:35,815 --> 00:50:39,949
Bruce Leroy. What...?
Who put you all up here?
816
00:50:39,993 --> 00:50:43,649
- Carver, you know how to walk?- Jasmine. Hey, sweetie.
817
00:50:49,872 --> 00:50:54,138
It's all my fault. I should havechecked
to make sure the door was
closed.
818
00:50:54,181 --> 00:50:56,140
It could have been worse.
819
00:50:56,183 --> 00:50:58,185
A lot worse.
820
00:50:58,229 --> 00:51:01,058
Man, these kids depend on us.
821
00:51:01,101 --> 00:51:03,495
This is our chance to be
fathers, man.
822
00:51:03,538 --> 00:51:07,673
And we can do the right thing,
right now.
You all in or what?
823
00:51:07,716 --> 00:51:08,804
Yeah.
824
00:51:08,848 --> 00:51:10,589
I'm in.
825
00:51:10,632 --> 00:51:13,287
Yeah, we can do this.
826
00:52:14,479 --> 00:52:18,439
Look, fellas, I wouldn't believeitif hadn't seen it with my own...
827
00:52:18,483 --> 00:52:19,658
former four eyes.
828
00:52:19,701 --> 00:52:23,270
Two proud papas,
daddies even... fathers...
829
00:52:23,314 --> 00:52:25,272
hanging out with their kids.
830
00:52:25,316 --> 00:52:26,578
- That's right.
- That's right.
831
00:52:26,621 --> 00:52:28,623
That's right, man.
Nia's been so busy at work
832
00:52:28,667 --> 00:52:30,321
me and Jas really been getting
to know each other lately.
833
00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:32,671
I heard that, man.
834
00:52:32,714 --> 00:52:36,022
Oh, look at him. Look at Bruce
Leroy.
Jab him! Jab him!
835
00:52:36,065 --> 00:52:37,415
- Carver!
- Whup his ass!
836
00:52:37,458 --> 00:52:38,720
Hold your right hand up.
837
00:52:38,764 --> 00:52:41,201
- Dip.
- When he drop it... There you
go.
838
00:52:41,245 --> 00:52:43,334
I thought you said
we was chilling today, huh?
839
00:52:43,377 --> 00:52:46,119
- We are.
- At the store?
840
00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:49,427
Look here, man.
Stop complaining, all right?
841
00:52:49,470 --> 00:52:52,778
XiXi's gonna get on my ass if Idon'tstart pulling my weight around,all right?
842
00:52:52,821 --> 00:52:54,910
You need a wheelbarrow
to haul all that in.
843
00:52:54,954 --> 00:52:56,608
Oh, snap!
844
00:52:56,651 --> 00:52:58,653
See, this is what I'm talking
about
right here, man.
845
00:52:58,697 --> 00:53:01,613
This is what I wish I could getfor my son.
846
00:53:01,656 --> 00:53:03,919
Why don't you buy it?
847
00:53:03,963 --> 00:53:06,792
Man, do you know how expensive
it is
to raise a child now?
848
00:53:06,835 --> 00:53:10,230
There's diapers, there's
formula...
not to mention the toys.
849
00:53:10,274 --> 00:53:11,666
Wow.
850
00:53:11,710 --> 00:53:13,581
Hell, man, I barely got enough
for the necessities.
851
00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:17,759
I'm gonna get that, though.
Yeah, I'm gonna get that.
852
00:53:19,587 --> 00:53:21,110
Right.
853
00:53:21,154 --> 00:53:26,507
Diapers, bottles, chips.
Cool.
854
00:53:26,551 --> 00:53:29,771
Damn! Look, I left my wallet inthe car.
Look, hold this spot, OK?
855
00:53:29,815 --> 00:53:30,729
- All right.
- Don't lose it.
856
00:53:30,772 --> 00:53:32,513
- Gotcha.
- All right.
857
00:53:32,557 --> 00:53:34,602
Excuse me, ma'am.
858
00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:40,434
Oh, hey. How you doing?
859
00:53:40,478 --> 00:53:43,655
You know you look just like
Patti LaBelle,
but without the big hair,
though.
860
00:53:43,698 --> 00:53:45,613
You know,when she was with the Labelles.
861
00:53:45,657 --> 00:53:47,224
Yeah, OK.
862
00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,753
All right, now!
Freeze!
863
00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:56,929
I want it chilly up in here!
864
00:53:56,972 --> 00:53:59,714
Sir? Sir, we don't really have
much money in the till.
865
00:53:59,758 --> 00:54:01,760
You're welcome to all of it,
866
00:54:01,803 --> 00:54:03,675
but I would recommend that you
roba convenience store on your wayhome.
867
00:54:03,718 --> 00:54:06,634
Did I ask you for money?
No, I did not.
868
00:54:06,678 --> 00:54:09,637
Now, give me some of them snot
suckers, some of them baby
rattles,
869
00:54:09,681 --> 00:54:13,772
and some ass thermometers,
pronto.
870
00:54:13,815 --> 00:54:15,948
Y'all got some baby grub up in
here?
871
00:54:20,213 --> 00:54:21,954
Is the baby teething?
872
00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:25,349
- Oh, and don't forget the
rubber nipples.
- Oh. Yeah.
873
00:54:25,392 --> 00:54:27,916
- And the little booties for thebaby's feet.
- Mm-hm.
874
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,310
- And cotton swabs.
- Cotton swabs.
875
00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:32,791
Oh, that reminds me.
Is the baby still on formula?
876
00:54:32,834 --> 00:54:35,620
You should really start going
for organic.
877
00:54:35,663 --> 00:54:38,492
- Mm-hm.
- Right, right, right, right.
878
00:54:38,536 --> 00:54:40,886
- What the hell "organic" mean,man?- It means it's grown naturally,
879
00:54:40,929 --> 00:54:43,845
without any harmful pesticides
that might poison your baby.
880
00:54:43,889 --> 00:54:47,066
- What? You trying to poison mykid?
- No!
881
00:54:50,939 --> 00:54:54,465
I want everything organic
up in this bitch, right now!
882
00:54:58,817 --> 00:55:03,604
I don't want nobody to move
for two minutes. That's 150
seconds.
883
00:55:07,086 --> 00:55:08,740
That didn't sound right.
884
00:55:10,045 --> 00:55:11,046
Hoo-hoo!
885
00:55:13,832 --> 00:55:15,790
Open the trunk.
886
00:55:15,834 --> 00:55:17,836
Man, don't tell me
you just robbed the store?
887
00:55:17,879 --> 00:55:20,926
- Open the trunk, dawg.- What the hell did you just do,fool?
888
00:55:20,969 --> 00:55:22,580
They was robbing us, black man.
889
00:55:22,623 --> 00:55:25,191
Just cos it's overpriceddon't mean you supposed to stealit.
890
00:55:25,234 --> 00:55:27,933
Why you tripping?
I did this for you, dawg.
891
00:55:27,976 --> 00:55:30,065
What?
892
00:55:31,066 --> 00:55:33,025
- Huh?
- You the one got a baby to
handle.
893
00:55:33,068 --> 00:55:35,897
Oh, I'mtripping?
Cos I ain't your accomplice no
more?
894
00:55:35,941 --> 00:55:38,552
What? You got a baby now
so you don't work no more?
895
00:55:38,596 --> 00:55:41,903
- Oh, so robbing is work now?
- Yeah.
896
00:55:43,296 --> 00:55:46,691
Man, they ain't running my
plates.
Get in the car, man!
897
00:55:50,477 --> 00:55:54,568
Mm-hm. You like hanging out
with your Uncle No Good, huh?
898
00:55:54,612 --> 00:55:57,789
Here, take some of those right
there.
That's what's up.
899
00:55:57,832 --> 00:55:59,965
Yeah, this is, um, kind of good.
900
00:56:00,008 --> 00:56:02,837
I can see how you eat this stuffright here, brother.
901
00:56:02,881 --> 00:56:05,449
You know what?
Me and your daddy...
902
00:56:05,492 --> 00:56:08,060
got you all kinds of good stufftoday.
Mm-hm.
903
00:56:08,103 --> 00:56:10,802
Got it for free, too,
if you know what I'm saying.
904
00:56:10,845 --> 00:56:13,979
With a toy gun.
Made a clean getaway.
905
00:56:14,022 --> 00:56:15,894
You know why? Huh?
You know why?
906
00:56:15,937 --> 00:56:19,898
- Cos crime does pay. Yes, it
does.
- Hey, baby.
907
00:56:19,941 --> 00:56:21,465
What?
908
00:56:24,032 --> 00:56:26,208
What's up, dawg?
909
00:56:26,252 --> 00:56:27,906
Baby, what's the problem?
Are you mad or something?
910
00:56:27,949 --> 00:56:31,083
- Are you stupid?
- What are you talking about?
911
00:56:31,126 --> 00:56:33,999
Robbing baby stores?
912
00:56:34,042 --> 00:56:36,262
- Baby, that was No Good...
- Tell that to your son
913
00:56:36,305 --> 00:56:38,307
when your dumb ass ends up in
jail!
914
00:56:38,351 --> 00:56:42,181
- Baby, I told you...
- "Baby" is finished!
915
00:56:42,224 --> 00:56:45,097
- Damn.
- Shit!
916
00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:52,017
Yeah.
It'll be OK, OK?
917
00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:07,467
G, just look at it as a chance
to grow,
to get in touch with yourself.
918
00:57:07,511 --> 00:57:11,993
Look, man, I'm tired of touchingmyself.
I want my lady to touch me.
919
00:57:12,864 --> 00:57:15,388
I want XiXi to touch me.
920
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:18,522
- Where you going, sexy?
- Big meeting today, fellas.
921
00:57:18,565 --> 00:57:21,089
I'm gonna have a huge payday.
922
00:57:21,133 --> 00:57:24,397
And maybe, who knows, you know?Get a place of my own...
923
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:27,139
Jas could have a backyard,
her own room.
924
00:57:27,182 --> 00:57:30,403
- Man, you know what you sound
like?
- What? A bitch?
925
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,013
No...
926
00:57:32,057 --> 00:57:33,406
a man.
927
00:57:38,019 --> 00:57:40,152
All right,
I'll talk to you later.
928
00:57:40,195 --> 00:57:42,415
You kind of dress like a
bitch,
though.
929
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:46,724
Drive By, you so crazy.
930
00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:49,335
So when did you guys
become such good friends?
931
00:57:49,378 --> 00:57:52,512
All right, it's gonna be hard.
It's gonna be real hard, real
hard.
932
00:57:52,556 --> 00:57:55,428
It's gonna be hard
for the Stylz Brothas to say
933
00:57:55,472 --> 00:58:00,215
you ain't gonna be
the Brotha Stylz manager no
more.
934
00:58:00,259 --> 00:58:04,045
That wasn't that hard at all.
Easy, dawg.
935
00:58:06,178 --> 00:58:09,181
- Let's go.
- You're dismissed, bitch!
936
00:58:09,224 --> 00:58:11,096
Dismizzle bizzle.
937
00:58:13,707 --> 00:58:15,013
I'm all right!
938
00:58:18,756 --> 00:58:22,194
- Dang Ling, where's XiXi, man?- She don't want to see your
ass.
939
00:58:23,717 --> 00:58:30,376
- Cha Ching, where's XiXi?
- G, we need to talk. Outside.
940
00:58:35,076 --> 00:58:40,168
- You get that black eye boxing?- Nope...
941
00:58:40,212 --> 00:58:42,170
From your daughter.
942
00:58:42,214 --> 00:58:45,043
She's got a left hook like her
mother.
943
00:58:46,261 --> 00:58:49,656
- I don't smoke cigarettes.
- Take a closer look, fool.
944
00:58:50,570 --> 00:58:54,139
Special smoke.
Cure a chronic ailment.
945
00:58:54,182 --> 00:58:58,273
- Even a broken heart.
- Huh.
946
00:59:02,626 --> 00:59:04,453
Damn, man.
947
00:59:04,497 --> 00:59:08,849
All this time I thought
you was uptight and shit.
948
00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:12,287
You remind me of myself
when I was your age.
949
00:59:16,161 --> 00:59:18,816
- The Triads.
950
00:59:18,859 --> 00:59:21,993
I was the leader of
the Far East Side Riders.
951
00:59:22,036 --> 00:59:26,388
I dreamt of being a Chinese
Scarface.
952
00:59:28,129 --> 00:59:30,262
- Say hello to my little friend. -
953
00:59:32,264 --> 00:59:34,919
Hey, what happened?
954
00:59:36,921 --> 00:59:39,445
Met XiXi's mom up at the club.
955
00:59:39,488 --> 00:59:41,752
Got gander at junk in the trunk.
956
00:59:43,188 --> 00:59:45,233
She made you turn
your life around, huh?
957
00:59:45,277 --> 00:59:47,758
Not before reality bitch
slapped me in the face first.
958
00:59:48,367 --> 00:59:51,500
Gangster Gung Ho
got cap busted in ass.
959
00:59:52,806 --> 00:59:55,504
Pour a little out
for homies ain't here.
960
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:04,688
- Yeah.
- After that,
961
01:00:04,731 --> 01:00:08,996
all I could think about
was giving my daughter
962
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,129
and my baby's mom a better life.
963
01:00:12,130 --> 01:00:14,393
- Any regrets?
- One.
964
01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:19,006
I didn't do it sooner.
965
01:00:29,843 --> 01:00:32,716
Dominic... Hi.
966
01:00:32,759 --> 01:00:35,283
Oh, I wasn't expecting you.
967
01:00:35,327 --> 01:00:37,721
Yeah, I know. I just wanted to
see
if we could talk, maybe.
968
01:00:37,764 --> 01:00:42,377
- Well, this really isn't the
best, uh...
- Dominic.
969
01:00:42,421 --> 01:00:44,249
What's she doing here?
970
01:00:45,467 --> 01:00:49,341
You caught us at a bad time.
We just got out of the bath.
971
01:00:50,124 --> 01:00:51,735
"We"?
972
01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:57,392
Maybe we should talk.
973
01:01:09,317 --> 01:01:12,016
Are you trying to tell me you'rea...?
974
01:01:21,547 --> 01:01:25,507
Let's be real.
Jasmine a needs a full-time
parent,
975
01:01:25,551 --> 01:01:28,554
for when she's sick,
for when she can't sleep.
976
01:01:28,597 --> 01:01:30,338
You know you can't be
counted on for that.
977
01:01:30,382 --> 01:01:33,820
No, that's not true.That's what I wanted to talk toyou about.
978
01:01:33,864 --> 01:01:36,649
We have to do what's best for
Jasmine.
979
01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:39,913
And you think her
having two mommies is what's
best?
980
01:01:39,957 --> 01:01:42,394
Yes.
Venus and I are in love.
981
01:01:42,437 --> 01:01:44,613
She's with Jasmine every singleday.
982
01:01:44,657 --> 01:01:49,488
Besides, you're more into the
StylzBrothas than you are into beinga dad.
983
01:01:59,237 --> 01:02:02,283
We're not living
without sacrifice
984
01:02:02,327 --> 01:02:04,198
Sacrifice
985
01:02:04,242 --> 01:02:07,419
Sometimes blessings,
they come in disguise
986
01:02:07,462 --> 01:02:09,464
Ooh-ooh-ooh
987
01:02:09,508 --> 01:02:11,597
Every valley has a mountain
988
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,600
Every shore, a sea
989
01:02:14,643 --> 01:02:16,863
Every life, a reason
990
01:02:16,907 --> 01:02:20,475
What was meant to be
991
01:02:20,519 --> 01:02:23,391
And that's the way it goes
992
01:02:23,435 --> 01:02:25,219
Brandy!
993
01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:30,659
Brandy.
Brandy...
994
01:02:30,703 --> 01:02:34,794
And that's the way it goes
995
01:02:39,712 --> 01:02:40,844
Advice for life
996
01:02:40,887 --> 01:02:43,063
You only get one chance
to make it right
997
01:02:43,107 --> 01:02:45,805
Live wrong and pay the price,
be strong and sacrifice
998
01:02:45,849 --> 01:02:47,894
Respect life and think twice
999
01:02:47,938 --> 01:02:49,983
My God-given rights,
God gave me the light
1000
01:02:50,027 --> 01:02:51,811
So I'm gonna shine bright
1001
01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:53,770
Despite the negativity
in human life
1002
01:02:53,813 --> 01:02:55,859
Life, uh, yo
1003
01:02:55,902 --> 01:02:57,817
I'm too blessed to be stressed
1004
01:02:57,861 --> 01:03:00,515
Up against all odds
that manifest in the flesh
1005
01:03:00,559 --> 01:03:03,214
Yo, lovin' my life,
life, I'm livin' it
1006
01:03:03,257 --> 01:03:06,260
You love the way it sound
and the way that I deliver it
1007
01:03:06,304 --> 01:03:07,827
Love life and keep it innocent
1008
01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:10,699
Live and let live,
life's experience
1009
01:03:10,743 --> 01:03:14,268
I know you're mad at me.Hell, if I was you I'd be mad atme, too,
1010
01:03:14,312 --> 01:03:17,968
but if you'd give me a chance
to explain...
1011
01:03:18,011 --> 01:03:20,013
I amsorry.
1012
01:03:21,885 --> 01:03:24,539
Brandy!
1013
01:03:34,332 --> 01:03:38,162
Carver...
I am sorry.
1014
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:44,646
Wake your sorry asses up!
1015
01:03:51,523 --> 01:03:54,874
I ain't gonna say this but one
time,so you damn well better hear me.
1016
01:03:54,918 --> 01:04:00,706
Now, Lonnie, don't get caught up
in this baby's mama drama.
1017
01:04:00,749 --> 01:04:02,882
Now, you had you
a good woman in Brandy.
1018
01:04:02,926 --> 01:04:06,538
She's a good woman, she likes
you,
and that baby likes you, too.
1019
01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:09,846
You need to be a man.
1020
01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:12,022
You need to go ahead
and pick your hair out, and...
1021
01:04:12,065 --> 01:04:15,242
get rid of them damndeep-sea diving goggles, and...
1022
01:04:15,286 --> 01:04:16,765
handle your business.
1023
01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:20,030
And you... Rerun.
1024
01:04:21,031 --> 01:04:24,121
- Huh?
- Yeah, you. You got a good
woman, too,
1025
01:04:24,164 --> 01:04:25,818
but you're too damn lazy.
1026
01:04:25,862 --> 01:04:28,603
See, all you want to do is lay
up
on your ass all day long.
1027
01:04:28,647 --> 01:04:30,431
And you ain't no fighter.
1028
01:04:30,475 --> 01:04:33,173
Hell, I'll knock your dick in
the dirt
right now, old as I am.
1029
01:04:34,131 --> 01:04:38,787
Yeah, you need to put your
family first.
Put your family first.
1030
01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:42,922
And Dom... you ain't no player.
1031
01:04:42,966 --> 01:04:45,577
Now, Uncle Virgil...
1032
01:04:45,620 --> 01:04:48,885
now, Uncle Virgil was a player.You hear me?
1033
01:04:48,928 --> 01:04:51,888
I was slamming more Cadillac
doors
and pimping more ho's
1034
01:04:51,931 --> 01:04:54,325
while you were still swimming
around
in your daddy's nut sack.
1035
01:04:54,368 --> 01:04:57,415
You got a good woman, too,
but now you mad
1036
01:04:57,458 --> 01:05:01,027
cos she done got herself anotherwoman.
1037
01:05:01,071 --> 01:05:04,117
Hell, it be Uncle Virgil
back in the day...
1038
01:05:04,161 --> 01:05:06,946
I'd have both them chicks
over my house right now,
1039
01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:09,514
cooking my breakfast, butt
naked,
1040
01:05:09,557 --> 01:05:12,256
with the house shoes on.
1041
01:05:12,299 --> 01:05:14,432
Best thing I can suggest to you
1042
01:05:14,475 --> 01:05:18,131
is you get yourself back
in your baby's life as soon as
you can.
1043
01:05:19,350 --> 01:05:23,310
Don't be like me, Dom.
You end up old...
1044
01:05:23,354 --> 01:05:26,705
lonely...
1045
01:05:26,748 --> 01:05:32,058
living with your goofy-ass
nephew
and his broke-ass friends.
1046
01:05:35,105 --> 01:05:37,237
Do I really look like Rerun?
1047
01:05:38,151 --> 01:05:40,937
Brandy!
1048
01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:43,069
Brandy!
1049
01:05:56,822 --> 01:06:00,957
Brandy, can you find it
in your heart to forgive me?
1050
01:06:01,870 --> 01:06:04,221
You know, the loving, the
caring,
1051
01:06:04,264 --> 01:06:09,008
the compassionate,
the dashing, the debonair,
1052
01:06:09,052 --> 01:06:12,142
the real Lonnie.
1053
01:06:12,185 --> 01:06:15,972
He's back...
and he'd like another chance.
1054
01:06:18,148 --> 01:06:21,673
- How about dinner tonight?
- I'm all ears.
1055
01:06:21,716 --> 01:06:24,589
You want some pig feet?
1056
01:06:24,632 --> 01:06:27,331
- Ooh, is she a cutie-pie!
- Like her mama.
1057
01:06:27,374 --> 01:06:29,376
Yes, indeedy, feed the needy.
1058
01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:31,683
Want some ribs?
Some chitlings?
1059
01:06:33,772 --> 01:06:35,817
So we were high-school
sweethearts.
1060
01:06:35,861 --> 01:06:39,386
I thought he was Prince
Charming,but he turned out to be a toad.
1061
01:06:39,430 --> 01:06:42,346
Your ex and my baby's mama
need to get together,
1062
01:06:42,389 --> 01:06:46,045
cos she's a rat.
A 'hood rat.
1063
01:06:46,089 --> 01:06:50,049
You know, I've always hadthis idealistic view of family.
1064
01:06:50,093 --> 01:06:53,052
- A house in the burbs...
- Oh, with the white picket
fence?
1065
01:06:53,096 --> 01:06:57,187
- And a cute puppy, like...
- A chocolate Lab.
1066
01:07:02,279 --> 01:07:06,065
Oh, let me clean those for you.
1067
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:09,416
Hey, are these new glasses?
1068
01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:14,073
Yeah, the other ones
were kind of large and square.
1069
01:07:14,117 --> 01:07:17,120
What you waiting on, dawg?
An engraved invitation?
1070
01:07:17,163 --> 01:07:20,340
- Huh?
- Kiss her, fool!
1071
01:07:20,384 --> 01:07:24,083
Go, Lonnie, go!
Go, Lonnie. Yeah!
1072
01:07:24,127 --> 01:07:28,305
I know Ho-londa's my mama,but Brandy's all that and a bagof tits.
1073
01:07:29,262 --> 01:07:33,440
He's right, boy.I mean, check out those tig ol'bitties.
1074
01:07:33,484 --> 01:07:39,098
I been suckling those chocolatemilk sacks for months, and it is nice!
1075
01:07:40,143 --> 01:07:42,232
Lonnie...
1076
01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:44,843
Are you feeling OK?
1077
01:07:44,886 --> 01:07:48,368
No, I think I had a little too
much wine.
1078
01:07:48,412 --> 01:07:50,414
I guess it is getting a bit
late.
1079
01:07:50,457 --> 01:07:54,200
Yeah.
Maybe I should be going.
1080
01:08:03,340 --> 01:08:04,558
That's my daddy.
1081
01:08:16,004 --> 01:08:18,442
What the hell is that?
Open up your door, fool!
1082
01:08:25,449 --> 01:08:27,581
What the hell isthis, man?
1083
01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:29,931
Breakfast, fool.
1084
01:08:29,975 --> 01:08:32,456
No, man, I'm talking about
what the hell you do to the
room.
1085
01:08:32,499 --> 01:08:36,808
Oh, my grandmother told me
to make myself at home, man,
so...
1086
01:08:39,071 --> 01:08:42,466
Want a grilled cheese sandwich,man?
1087
01:08:42,509 --> 01:08:45,338
- No, I'm cool.
- All right, then.
1088
01:08:47,471 --> 01:08:49,734
You still mad at me, man?
1089
01:08:51,518 --> 01:08:54,521
Look, Robin Hood...
1090
01:08:54,565 --> 01:08:57,524
Because of what you did,
XiXi ain't speaking to me.
1091
01:08:57,568 --> 01:09:00,048
I haven't even seen my baby,
man.
1092
01:09:00,092 --> 01:09:02,486
That little stunt you pulled
really messed my life up.
1093
01:09:02,529 --> 01:09:04,357
What's up with you, man?
1094
01:09:04,401 --> 01:09:07,273
You still the same guy that got"Thug Life" tatted on his arm,
or what?
1095
01:09:07,317 --> 01:09:09,188
Yeah, that's me.
1096
01:09:09,232 --> 01:09:13,410
But I got my son's name
tatted on my other arm now.
1097
01:09:13,453 --> 01:09:17,762
We gonna always be boys, man.
We family.
1098
01:09:17,805 --> 01:09:22,984
It's just that I got a family ofmy own
now, so that's my priority.
1099
01:09:24,595 --> 01:09:27,598
I feel you, dawg.
I'm proud of you, man.
1100
01:09:29,034 --> 01:09:31,210
Thanks, baby.
1101
01:09:31,254 --> 01:09:34,126
Now, you sure you don't want oneof these grilled cheese, you
know?
1102
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:37,956
- Yeah, go on. Hook me up one,
man.- All right, then. It's organic.
1103
01:09:48,488 --> 01:09:53,450
What the hell you doing bustingin here
like you pay the bills?
1104
01:09:53,493 --> 01:09:55,191
I mean, like you the police.
1105
01:09:55,234 --> 01:09:57,932
Sit your Count Crackula-lookingass down.
1106
01:09:57,976 --> 01:10:01,980
And you shut the hell up.
Show me some respect around
here,
1107
01:10:02,023 --> 01:10:04,504
cos Lord knows, I earned it.
1108
01:10:04,548 --> 01:10:09,553
The days of you two bitches
using my baby boy for a payday
are over.
1109
01:10:09,596 --> 01:10:13,731
He's coming with me.
And maybe, just maybe,
1110
01:10:13,774 --> 01:10:16,560
if you get your shit together...
1111
01:10:16,603 --> 01:10:19,519
- I might let you see him.
- But Princess Ro-Ro...
1112
01:10:19,563 --> 01:10:23,697
But Ro-Ho, my ass, biatch!
1113
01:10:23,741 --> 01:10:27,788
You don't like the way I row,
take me to court.
1114
01:10:29,877 --> 01:10:34,404
Come on, Carver.
Let's go home.
1115
01:10:34,447 --> 01:10:37,102
I'm sorry you had to hear that,man.
1116
01:10:37,842 --> 01:10:40,105
- Oh...
- Oh, don't worry.
1117
01:10:41,149 --> 01:10:45,589
You'll still get your little
$300 a week.
1118
01:10:45,632 --> 01:10:47,504
Ain't that what you had him for?
1119
01:10:51,421 --> 01:10:53,684
Let's get outta here.
1120
01:10:56,817 --> 01:11:00,691
- Swoll!
- Mama, no.
1121
01:11:00,734 --> 01:11:03,868
..and I'm proud to saythat many of Philadelphia's topartists
1122
01:11:03,911 --> 01:11:06,566
have recorded right here in thisstudio.
1123
01:11:06,610 --> 01:11:08,960
- We have an award-winning
engineer...
- Nia.
1124
01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:11,223
Dominic, what are you doing
here?
1125
01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:13,747
I just want to tell you you're
right.
1126
01:11:13,791 --> 01:11:16,881
Being a parent
means being there every day.
1127
01:11:16,924 --> 01:11:20,972
Look, I know you don't need me,Nia,
but I need Jasmine.
1128
01:11:21,015 --> 01:11:23,583
Things haven't exactly been
going my way lately.
1129
01:11:23,627 --> 01:11:26,630
First, the Brotha Stylz fire me,then I find out you're a
lesbian...
1130
01:11:26,673 --> 01:11:29,894
- Wait a minute. You got fired?- You're a lesbian?
1131
01:11:37,380 --> 01:11:39,686
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
1132
01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:53,526
The other day, I went to visit
you, right?
I saw you and Venus with
Jasmine.
1133
01:11:53,570 --> 01:11:57,269
You guys looked just like a
family,
and it became clear what's
important.
1134
01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:59,402
I need to be part of my
daughter's life.
1135
01:11:59,445 --> 01:12:03,188
I want to pack her lunch
on the first day of
kindergarten.
1136
01:12:03,231 --> 01:12:08,193
I want to put Bactine on her
skinned knee
when she falls off her bike.
1137
01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:10,282
I want to keep her away
from players like me.
1138
01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:15,156
I know it sounds stupid, but...there's more to life than
chasing girls.
1139
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:17,115
That's raising one.
1140
01:12:21,902 --> 01:12:23,861
Come here.
1141
01:12:26,254 --> 01:12:29,170
- Let Daddy strap you in.
- Swoll, leave him alone!
1142
01:12:29,214 --> 01:12:32,826
You can't just bust up in here,take Ro's baby and break out,
Donnie.
1143
01:12:35,525 --> 01:12:39,572
What you wanna do, little man,
huh?
What you wanna...?
1144
01:12:41,008 --> 01:12:43,097
It's Lonnie!
1145
01:12:43,141 --> 01:12:45,578
Lonnie, partner.
1146
01:12:45,622 --> 01:12:47,493
Get lost!
1147
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:52,716
Can I row with you?
1148
01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:58,156
Not this time, little Tupac.
1149
01:13:10,168 --> 01:13:13,954
Superboy done became Superman.
1150
01:13:16,827 --> 01:13:22,354
Ro, girl, you should've never
let
that man slip through your
fingertips.
1151
01:13:27,490 --> 01:13:29,361
Baby, I'm sorry.
1152
01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:31,232
I'm sorry it took me so long tofigure out
1153
01:13:31,276 --> 01:13:36,542
that I wanted to spend the restof my life
with you and Bruce Leroy.
1154
01:13:36,586 --> 01:13:40,677
I don't want Bruce Leroy growingup
not knowing who his father was
like I did.
1155
01:13:41,504 --> 01:13:44,376
I want him to be proud to call
me Dad.
1156
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:47,074
And I want you to be proud
1157
01:13:47,118 --> 01:13:50,556
to call me your husband.
1158
01:13:58,956 --> 01:14:00,174
XiXi,
1159
01:14:06,964 --> 01:14:11,055
G, you had me at "Hello".
1160
01:14:33,686 --> 01:14:36,559
My man Lonnie
finally found happiness.
1161
01:14:36,602 --> 01:14:40,388
By the power vested in me
by the state of Pennsylvania,
1162
01:14:40,432 --> 01:14:44,088
I now pronounce you husband andwife.
1163
01:14:44,131 --> 01:14:46,394
You may now kiss the bride.
1164
01:14:49,441 --> 01:14:52,531
Look, look at that! He done
spit
on her chin. Whoa, whoa.
1165
01:14:52,575 --> 01:14:55,229
Save something
for the hotel room.
1166
01:14:55,273 --> 01:14:57,144
Your kids are gonna watch this.
1167
01:14:57,188 --> 01:14:59,233
Honeymoon time.
Honeymoon time.
1168
01:14:59,277 --> 01:15:04,151
- Lon, the Carver 5000 is the
bomb, man!
- Thank you, Uncle Virgil.
1169
01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:07,894
And Brandy inspired him
to achieve his dream
1170
01:15:07,938 --> 01:15:10,070
of becoming
the most successful black
inventor
1171
01:15:10,114 --> 01:15:13,160
since the sister who invented
the hot comb.
1172
01:15:13,204 --> 01:15:17,295
Toys R Us just ordered 1,000
units
of the Carver 5000.
1173
01:15:17,338 --> 01:15:18,688
What ever happened
to the Stylz Brothas?
1174
01:15:18,731 --> 01:15:20,516
Yeah, yeah, the white boys.
1175
01:15:20,559 --> 01:15:22,561
They kind of had a problem
at the Apollo.
1176
01:15:25,042 --> 01:15:27,566
What's up, my niggas?
1177
01:15:30,656 --> 01:15:33,746
- Bad management.
- Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1178
01:15:33,790 --> 01:15:37,358
Dom stopped being a player
and started being a father.
1179
01:15:37,402 --> 01:15:39,839
Inspired by his baby girl Jas,
1180
01:15:39,883 --> 01:15:44,583
he decided to spin his music
career
in a different direction.
1181
01:15:44,627 --> 01:15:48,805
He created Hip-Hop Scotch
Records,
and the first act he signed
1182
01:15:48,848 --> 01:15:52,069
was little Tupac, aka Mini T.
1183
01:15:52,112 --> 01:15:55,289
It's Mini T,
the biggest preschool mack
around...
1184
01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:59,163
Happy birthday to you
1185
01:16:00,338 --> 01:16:07,432
Happy birthday,
dear Carver, Jasmine, Bruce
Leroy...
1186
01:16:07,475 --> 01:16:13,090
Happy birthday to you!
1187
01:16:16,354 --> 01:16:18,878
No Good finally found his
niche.
1188
01:16:18,922 --> 01:16:22,665
And it's organic.
No pesticides or nothing.
1189
01:16:25,276 --> 01:16:29,193
He got himself his own
cooking show
and became known as the OG -
1190
01:16:31,761 --> 01:16:35,155
The Organic Gangsta.
1191
01:16:35,199 --> 01:16:40,378
A smidgen of cayenne pepper...
then boom! Pow! Ta-dow!
1192
01:16:40,421 --> 01:16:43,729
The flavour is major in this
piece.
1193
01:16:46,514 --> 01:16:50,214
Now, meat tenderising.
First...
1194
01:16:51,911 --> 01:16:54,392
you get your meat.
1195
01:16:54,435 --> 01:16:58,439
Then...
you get your tenderiser.
1196
01:16:58,483 --> 01:17:00,137
Gonna beat that meat!
1197
01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:03,706
Fist, meet meat.
Meat, meet fist.
1198
01:17:03,749 --> 01:17:06,273
And you start tenderising.
1199
01:17:06,317 --> 01:17:09,320
Where my money at, huh? You beenowing me $5 for, like, two weeksnow!
1200
01:17:14,891 --> 01:17:16,501
So...
1201
01:17:16,544 --> 01:17:20,374
Mrs XiXi Ling Yoon Duck
Quon Poon Washington?
1202
01:17:20,418 --> 01:17:22,942
Yes?
1203
01:17:22,986 --> 01:17:26,337
You'll be happy to know
that I'm hanging up my gloves,
boo.
1204
01:17:26,380 --> 01:17:29,470
Really?
You are giving up boxing?
1205
01:17:29,514 --> 01:17:31,777
Well, not completely.
1206
01:17:33,474 --> 01:17:35,389
Me and my father-in-law, Cha
Ching,
1207
01:17:35,433 --> 01:17:39,698
opened us up our very own
boxing gym/karate studio.
1208
01:17:39,742 --> 01:17:43,746
We call it the "Mofo Dojo".
1209
01:17:46,357 --> 01:17:49,534
Hit me hard! Hit me hard!
Hit me! Good. Get back.
1210
01:17:49,577 --> 01:17:52,058
Come on, let's go.
Come on! Come on!
1211
01:17:52,102 --> 01:17:53,973
Harder!
No, you hit like a girl!
1212
01:17:54,757 --> 01:17:56,193
Other hand!
1213
01:17:56,236 --> 01:17:58,195
Get back over there!
Come on!
1214
01:17:58,238 --> 01:17:59,936
Come on!
1215
01:17:59,979 --> 01:18:00,719
Oh!
1216
01:18:02,460 --> 01:18:04,027
Ohh!
1217
01:18:05,028 --> 01:18:07,204
Class dismissed.
1218
01:18:07,247 --> 01:18:11,643
- To great friends.
- No, to great...
1219
01:18:14,646 --> 01:18:18,345
babies' daddies!
Mm!
1220
01:18:18,389 --> 01:18:21,479
Who'd have thought,
three little babies
1221
01:18:21,522 --> 01:18:25,396
turning us into three grown men
1222
01:18:30,793 --> 01:18:32,403
What's up, Allen?
1223
01:18:32,446 --> 01:18:33,883
It's Little Tupac
1224
01:18:33,926 --> 01:18:36,189
What's up, Allen Iverson?
What's up, Philly?
1225
01:18:36,233 --> 01:18:39,540
Come on, yeah, yeah, yeah
1226
01:18:39,584 --> 01:18:40,890
It's Mini T
1227
01:18:40,933 --> 01:18:43,631
The biggest
preschool mack around
1228
01:18:43,675 --> 01:18:46,199
Always treatin' Philly
like my playground
1229
01:18:46,243 --> 01:18:48,767
Now, back in the day,
before the fortune and fame
1230
01:18:48,811 --> 01:18:51,204
I knew three babies' daddies
who had no game
1231
01:18:51,248 --> 01:18:54,120
It was Lonnie, Dom,
and my man Big G
1232
01:18:54,164 --> 01:18:57,384
All of them together
ain't no player like me
1233
01:18:57,428 --> 01:18:59,865
Lonnie had a baby mama
he tried to treat nice
1234
01:18:59,909 --> 01:19:02,607
But you can't turn Ro
into a housewife
1235
01:19:02,650 --> 01:19:05,784
Lonnie was a square,
big glasses, nappy hair
1236
01:19:05,828 --> 01:19:08,569
Who chumped the champ
after thug boot camp
1237
01:19:08,613 --> 01:19:11,703
And then there's G,
who thinks he's a fighter
1238
01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:14,445
If he laid off the hot wings,
he'd be a little lighter
1239
01:19:14,488 --> 01:19:17,622
My homeboy Dom,
so busy gettin' on
1240
01:19:17,665 --> 01:19:20,364
Couldn't see his daughter
bein' raised by two moms
1241
01:19:20,407 --> 01:19:22,801
Dom's got my back,
my income's higher
1242
01:19:22,845 --> 01:19:24,803
But if I don't see my royalties
1243
01:19:24,847 --> 01:19:25,935
He's gettin' fired
1244
01:19:25,978 --> 01:19:28,807
Mini T's gonna whip it up
1245
01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:31,810
Bringin' y'all that funky stuff
1246
01:19:31,854 --> 01:19:34,291
All these daddies messing up
1247
01:19:34,334 --> 01:19:37,816
Baby daddy drama,
baby mama drama
1248
01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:40,166
Mini T's gonna whip it up
1249
01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:42,908
Bringin' y'all that funky stuff
1250
01:19:42,952 --> 01:19:45,824
All these daddies messing up
1251
01:19:45,868 --> 01:19:48,653
Baby daddy drama,
baby mama drama
93388
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