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Man: Hi there.
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Table for two please.
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And, uh, some place private, we, um,
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- we just got engaged.
- [both laugh]
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That's nice.
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Do you have reservations?
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- No.
- Well, you should
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'cause one of five first marriages
they end in divorce.
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Right this way.
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- This is my third marriage so.
- Man: Wait, what?
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? Me and my friends
will spike the punch, ?
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? Runnin' in the party
we'll start the fun ?
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? Get fancy ?
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? Hey Hey ?
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? There's no clouds, its just the sun ?
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? Living in times that
are meant for fun yeah ?
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? Hold your breath a little longer ?
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? Let's go dancing underwater ?
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? Oh, oh, oh oh ?
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[Dramatic Music]
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Oh, my God.
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[Banging]
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[Ominous Music]
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This is a good haul sisters.
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You should be proud of yourselves.
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Vulvus Superiorosa...
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will be pleased.
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In her name.
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Guys...
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Hi, uh, hello.
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I was wondering if, um,
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beedeedeebutboo, do you ever, um,
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- just... do you miss men?
- [Spits]
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Do not speak of the oppressor.
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We rid ourselves of their tyranny
many moon cycles ago.
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Janice: Yes we did.
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Yes we did and that
uprising was so good,
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so great, thumbs up.
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You know, don't get me wrong,
I love that. I feel so amazing
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and I feel so free
but don't you ever just
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when you think about it,
you miss them tiny,
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do you miss them a little bit,
just miss them a little little bit?
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Janice.
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Janice: Not all the time,
just back up there.
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Not all of them, some were terrible.
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Holy moly were they...
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they were bad to us
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but do you ever just...
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like miss the uh,
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oh, the warmth of a man's body ever?
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The new order gives us
everything we desire,
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for our sexual needs,
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we have the machine.
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[Rumbling]
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It fulfills on a very basic level.
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Janice: I-I can't lie to you ladies.
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I can't lie to ya,
I don't lie in my bunker
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and yearn for the
feel of an oversized sweater.
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Did you, uh, did you
want to borrow a sweater?
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- No, no I'm not...
- No?
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- I'm not saying that.
- Okay, no.
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I'm not talking about the sweater.
I just want...
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Okay, um, here it is.
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? Let me break it down for you ?
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That before the
uprising I was sort of...
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I was seeing someone
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and I kinda,
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I miss them a little bit,
tiny, sort of, barely.
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He's probably burned up
with the other ones.
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I don't know. I don't know.
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I too sometimes wonder...
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about Tim.
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Tim?
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We were...
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I don't know we were
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hanging out at...
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seemed like it might be going somewhere.
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I hid him.
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You hit him?
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- I hid him...
- Oh, sorry.
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- in a cave by the mines.
- What?
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Okay that's no fair.
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That's no fair!
Michael's, like, for sure dead.
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Well I haven't been able to check
on Tim in a couple of moons.
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I left him with some water
and a nutritional gel
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but I'm going to have to go get him.
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- Do you think Vulva Superiosa...
- Everyone: In her name.
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In her name. Do you think she would
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agree to reintegrate just one man?
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He's very meek?
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Well you know what, uh,
everyone if-if she is
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willing to do that, um,
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I've got something to say.
I, uh, I hid one too.
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Oh come on!
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But listen, honestly,
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the uprising, you know,
just happened a little bit too
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quickly for my taste.
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I just wish we'd taken
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just a little more time, you know,
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to think it out, you know.
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I'm going to go get Tim.
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You know what?
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I'm pretty sure there could
be some survivors out there
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and I'm-I bet-I bet
there's some single ones
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so I'm going to shed this shit.
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Mama gonna go get some dick.
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You know what, I, uh,
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I put mine in the old quarry
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so I'm just going to go find Dale, okay?
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Fine, you're all ruining the apocalypse.
I hope you're happy.
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Well, machine.
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I guess it's just you and me.
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[Rumbling]
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Oh, I've angered it!
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I've angered it! Easy.
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I know you don't like kissing,
we found that out the hard way.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Did you find everything
you're looking for?
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- Yes that's it for me, thank you.
- Great.
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I'm sorry, we have to ask...
can I see some I.D.?
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I.D.?
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God of course, gosh its...
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- its been ages since anyone's asked.
- Sorry we have to ask.
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I know you're just doing your job.
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Yeah, before we apply
the seniors discount
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we have to ask 'cause oldies are sneaky.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, we often get people in
their 50s being really sneaky
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and trying to get the seniors discount.
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- So we have to ask.
- I'm, uh...
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I'm 39.
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Oh my god!
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Oh my bad.
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Sorry, you must have lived...
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lived a life.
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Mmm, you know, its,
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its all just a...
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- life's a journey, right?
- Yeah.
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You can see the journey.
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Mmm, mhm.
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It's like you know when
they find people in the Alps
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after, like, plane crashes
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and they've just been surviving
in the elements.
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- Yeah, I've never been in a plane crash.
- Like haunted.
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Yeah, no hauntings.
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- Been to the Sahara? You've been trek...
- No, no.
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- I don't know, that's just weird.
- I'll just take that. You know...
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- You know, just enjoying life, you know.
- That's weird.
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This is what you do when
you get to be my age.
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[Sucking Noises]
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It's great.
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It's what you do.
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Get some rest!
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Hi.
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Can I see some I.D.?
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Tour Guide: It's hard to believe
in today's modern society
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but in the past menstruating
women were segregated
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from the rest of society.
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Forced to leave their families and
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gather with other women on
their menses in a red tent
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with nothing to do but fade and
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bleed onto the moss.
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- Wow.
- I know.
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- Ah, that sounds amazing.
- Right?
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Ugh.
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I'm not even wearing...
did you wear underwear today?
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- Yeah red ones.
- Oh you're so professional.
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Do you want a tampon?
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What's wrong with you?
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[Whistling]
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Woman 1: Now remember,
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Kim and David just split up last week
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and it was really messy
so don't bring it up.
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I'm not going to bring it up.
You've told me this like three times.
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- I've got it.
- Okay, okay, I just...
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I'm sorry it's just
it's really important.
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- I really want to work with Kim.
- Babe, smooth like butter,
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you don't have to worry.
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Woman 1: Kim!
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- Well hello, good to see you.
- Good to see you.
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How you doing darling?
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- I'm good thanks.
- Are you?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Great. Great.
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- Oh, this is my partner Ellen.
- Oh, hi Ellen.
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Hi, so nice to see you again.
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Kim: Yeah, yeah we have,
we've met before.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yes, of course.
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- How's your husb...
- How's my what?
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I'm sorry I just missed that.
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Sorry I've just got
something in my throat.
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[Coughs]
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Everything okay?
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- Do we need to get her a glass of water?
- Yeah, maybe are you okay?
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- Are you all right? Okay.
- Ellen: I'm good. I'm wow, hows...
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? How is your lalalalala ?
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? One minute when I'm thinking about
what I'm going to ask you ?
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- She's funny.
- She's hilarious.
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She's really funny.
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? I want to know how you, oh ?
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Oh yeah, how's your...
Oh, I know. How...
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[Squirt]
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- What...
- What?
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[Whispering] ...the fuck?
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Babe that one's not on me.
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That one's so not on me
'cause you were like...
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and I'm like...
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That's on you.
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You can't be standing there going...
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Everybody knows it's not me.
and expect me to act.
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Listen, I have an idea.
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Before talking about
who broke up with who,
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like I give a shit, why don't you
say something like,
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"don't slice someone's
throat at a party."
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I thought it was understood.
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I thought it was understood.
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- Pardon me for not understanding...
- Nothing is clear.
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that you are going to leap
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- to the most violent...
- I think we're fighting right now.
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Woman 1: Oh we are fighting.
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- Lets go over there.
- Lets go over there.
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Is this part of the art or...?
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Hm.
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?
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Well, as fun as it's been
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I think I am going to get out early
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and just get a head start on traffic
for the long weekend.
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Oh great. Are you going to the
cottage for the long weekend?
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- Yes.
- Oh good. Nice.
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I'm so excited I can't wait.
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Just dive in the lake and, uh,
ah, troubles go away.
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What are you, uh,
what are you up to for the weekend?
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Uh, yeah, I don't have any plans.
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Oh, I'm sorry I don't understand.
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What bit don't you?
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Just the part about...
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- I don't have plans.
- Oh, God.
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Free as a bird me.
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Woman 1: Oh goodness you, I'm so sorry.
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Well, okay, well, try to have, um,
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fun or have a good weekend with
whatever you're not doing.
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Woman 2: Okay.
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- Do your best. Okay.
- Thank you.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- Woman 3: Hey.
- Hi.
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I'm sorry I don't mean to pry but,
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did I just hear you say you
don't have plans for the weekend?
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That is right I don't have plans.
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- Geez, is everything okay?
- Uh, yeah.
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Woman 1: I'm so sorry,
I just can't over the fact
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that you don't have plans
for the long weekend.
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Okay.
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Is everything okay at home?
Is-is someone sick in your family?
254
00:09:45,799 --> 00:09:47,981
No, nobody's ill I just
don't have plans.
255
00:09:49,403 --> 00:09:51,035
Woman 3: Hang on, hang
on, hang on, hang on,
256
00:09:51,082 --> 00:09:52,236
I've just had a brain wave.
257
00:09:52,272 --> 00:09:54,035
- I think I can pull some strings
- Mm-hm.
258
00:09:54,121 --> 00:09:57,490
and I can get you on a Segway tour
of old warehouses on Saturday.
259
00:09:57,577 --> 00:09:58,810
I just, I don't know
260
00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:00,600
[Funny Voice] if that's really my thing.
261
00:10:00,635 --> 00:10:02,301
It's not something I...
262
00:10:02,379 --> 00:10:03,761
Just trying to help you but...
263
00:10:03,816 --> 00:10:06,772
Come on, take the tour Shan.
264
00:10:06,818 --> 00:10:08,467
- Woman 2: Okay.
- Hey.
265
00:10:08,553 --> 00:10:11,499
- Hi.
- Shannon I...
266
00:10:12,206 --> 00:10:13,238
Listen I heard...
267
00:10:13,335 --> 00:10:15,168
Okay, this is so awkward.
268
00:10:15,695 --> 00:10:18,357
I heard you have no plans
for the long weekend.
269
00:10:18,404 --> 00:10:19,512
Yeah.
270
00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:22,087
I'm sorry, I-I texted her
when I was over there. I just...
271
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,289
- You texted her?
- A couple of seconds ago.
272
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,623
No, no, you were right to tell me.
273
00:10:26,212 --> 00:10:28,142
Do you have a work project or?
274
00:10:28,205 --> 00:10:30,128
No I don't have a work project. I don't.
275
00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:31,890
Dammit Shannon, I'm trying to help you.
276
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,831
- Work with me here.
- Sorry.
277
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,299
[Phone Ringing]
278
00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:37,230
Yes? Yes, sir.
279
00:10:37,334 --> 00:10:38,933
Yes I'm talking to her now.
280
00:10:39,602 --> 00:10:42,166
Okay, okay, just say that
you're having 'me time'.
281
00:10:42,253 --> 00:10:43,487
Okay but I'm not having
me time that's not...
282
00:10:43,549 --> 00:10:44,537
Woman 1: It's brilliant.
283
00:10:44,581 --> 00:10:46,410
- What?
- It's brilliant. Say it's me time.
284
00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:48,456
I'm not having, I just
don't have a plan.
285
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,151
Oh Jesus.
286
00:10:50,213 --> 00:10:51,681
We're trying to help you here.
287
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,483
You gotta help yourself Shan.
288
00:10:53,518 --> 00:10:54,783
It's Shannon.
289
00:10:54,852 --> 00:10:57,453
- My name is fucking Shannon.
- Shan...
290
00:10:57,489 --> 00:10:59,590
- Okay Shannon, I'm sorry.
- Geez.
291
00:10:59,645 --> 00:11:00,877
Okay, okay.
292
00:11:00,992 --> 00:11:02,125
I was just talking to head office
293
00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,193
and they need to know your
plans for the weekend.
294
00:11:04,229 --> 00:11:06,457
Oh, um, I think that Shannon mentioned
295
00:11:06,527 --> 00:11:08,364
that she's going to have
some "me time", isn't that right?
296
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,132
No actually I'm not
going to take "me time",
297
00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:12,200
I have no plans this weekend at all
298
00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,868
and I was actually hoping
that maybe one of you
299
00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:16,085
would invite me out
for the long weekend.
300
00:11:16,165 --> 00:11:18,634
- Oh, okay.
- [Overlapping Kind Regards]
301
00:11:18,696 --> 00:11:20,899
- Okay, you guys have a great time.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. See you on Tuesday.
302
00:11:20,939 --> 00:11:23,345
- What? No you...
- Happy long weekend everybody!
303
00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:26,153
? Go with you to your cottage ?
304
00:11:26,244 --> 00:11:28,661
? You could take me there ?
305
00:11:30,255 --> 00:11:32,088
? We could be friends ?
306
00:11:34,116 --> 00:11:36,250
[Dance Music]
307
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,195
Ladies, canap�?
308
00:11:38,266 --> 00:11:40,164
Oh God, no, no, no.
309
00:11:40,226 --> 00:11:42,693
I haven't had white flour
in, like, five years.
310
00:11:42,764 --> 00:11:46,304
Yeah, I don't touch it,
I haven't had white sugar since 1986.
311
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,873
You guys are so smart
'cause that stuff is toxic.
312
00:11:48,955 --> 00:11:49,954
Uh huh.
313
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,078
[Snorting]
314
00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:58,183
No really, sugar's poison.
315
00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:00,956
Oh, my God. At this point a
carrot is like a donut to me.
316
00:12:01,057 --> 00:12:02,457
My body's a temple!
317
00:12:04,022 --> 00:12:05,148
- Hey, man.
- What?
318
00:12:05,194 --> 00:12:06,234
- Check it out.
- What?
319
00:12:06,304 --> 00:12:08,234
That girl is smoking.
320
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,394
Right dude.
321
00:12:09,515 --> 00:12:11,521
It's like damn,
322
00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:14,263
- 'cause she's smoking.
- Okay. She is.
323
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,399
You know what?
324
00:12:16,601 --> 00:12:19,234
- I'm going to go over there, man.
- Yeah?
325
00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:20,354
Yeah, I'm going to go over.
326
00:12:20,379 --> 00:12:22,847
I'm gonna open up a line of
communication, you know?
327
00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:27,866
Excuse me, ma'am.
328
00:12:28,662 --> 00:12:29,861
Hey.
329
00:12:30,096 --> 00:12:31,180
You can't smoke on a patio
330
00:12:31,215 --> 00:12:32,807
unless you've given at
least, like, ten feet.
331
00:12:32,904 --> 00:12:34,068
You ever hear of lung cancer?
332
00:12:34,157 --> 00:12:36,106
'Cause we got lungs too.
I'm just saying it's a bit rude.
333
00:12:36,153 --> 00:12:37,285
Yeah.
334
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,301
It's, like, the city ordinances
are real clear, ma'am.
335
00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:41,219
- Yeah.
- Ah, sorry.
336
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,457
No problem.
337
00:12:42,555 --> 00:12:43,883
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
338
00:12:43,948 --> 00:12:46,384
- You have yourself a nice day.
- Thank you.
339
00:12:46,674 --> 00:12:48,704
You're all okay to
enjoy your coffees now?
340
00:12:48,863 --> 00:12:50,162
Alright, thanks ma'am.
341
00:12:50,268 --> 00:12:51,333
Thank you.
342
00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:53,176
It's nice, you know, Donnie
looking out for others.
343
00:12:53,283 --> 00:12:55,168
- Donnie: Yeah.
- You're like a thoughtful shit.
344
00:12:55,618 --> 00:12:57,004
Yeah it's good, you want
a bite of my sandwich?
345
00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:58,189
No. You want a bite of my banana?
346
00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,064
- I sure do.
- What?
347
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:01,949
[Suspenseful Music]
348
00:13:02,009 --> 00:13:04,199
It's been 26 hours of this.
349
00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:05,805
Where's the midwife?
350
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,332
I called her. Ah, I don't know.
351
00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:09,847
- What about the doula?
- They're on their way.
352
00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:12,168
We got here as fast as we could.
353
00:13:12,238 --> 00:13:13,808
It was horrible traffic
354
00:13:13,886 --> 00:13:15,707
and we're sorry, and we're here.
355
00:13:15,777 --> 00:13:17,556
Okay, you check the temperature
of the birthing pool,
356
00:13:17,592 --> 00:13:18,634
I'll check her dilation.
357
00:13:18,688 --> 00:13:19,725
- Here we go.
- It's going to be good.
358
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,194
- You're doing great, okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
359
00:13:22,399 --> 00:13:23,462
[Burp]
360
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,821
Oh, apologies a little gassy.
361
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:28,412
- Nice place.
- Um, who's that?
362
00:13:28,437 --> 00:13:31,302
Yeah, that's the Deb.
She's part of the birthing team. Yay!
363
00:13:31,338 --> 00:13:33,371
I never agreed to that. I don't know her.
364
00:13:33,406 --> 00:13:34,506
I don't want a stranger in our house.
365
00:13:34,541 --> 00:13:36,508
I'm sorry, the birthing
package said a-a midwife,
366
00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:38,735
doula and a Deb, and it just,
it sounded like value.
367
00:13:38,781 --> 00:13:40,069
Doula: It is. It is.
368
00:13:40,108 --> 00:13:41,279
What is a Deb?
369
00:13:41,314 --> 00:13:43,180
Just a person named Deb, that's me.
370
00:13:43,215 --> 00:13:44,281
I'm just here to help.
371
00:13:44,385 --> 00:13:46,383
First question though,
where do you keep the corn chips,
372
00:13:46,418 --> 00:13:47,652
- I'm a bit hungry?
- What the fu...
373
00:13:47,723 --> 00:13:48,818
Midwife: Okay, you know what.
374
00:13:48,854 --> 00:13:50,043
You're just going to keep
breathing with me, Denise.
375
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:50,987
Okay, here we go.
376
00:13:51,023 --> 00:13:52,983
Hehehehoo.
377
00:13:53,061 --> 00:13:55,325
Hehehehoo.
378
00:13:55,361 --> 00:13:56,593
Baby's in distress.
379
00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:57,661
She needs to come out
380
00:13:57,696 --> 00:13:59,495
and the dilation is too small.
381
00:13:59,531 --> 00:14:01,430
Deb: Found them, sorry,
yeah, just got, oh...
382
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,482
Fuck!
383
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,593
Shit.
384
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,268
I'm sorry. It was my bad.
385
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,570
I take full responsibility
for my butter fingers.
386
00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:09,361
- Clean that up!
- Deb: Okay.
387
00:14:09,399 --> 00:14:11,240
Good work, Deb.
She's at ten centimeters.
388
00:14:11,276 --> 00:14:13,108
Okay Denise, we're gonna start pushing.
389
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,877
Here we go, here we go, one big push.
390
00:14:14,912 --> 00:14:15,878
Deb: Sorry to interrupt.
391
00:14:15,913 --> 00:14:17,379
I'm just going to put
General Hospital on
392
00:14:17,414 --> 00:14:19,052
real low over here, okay.
393
00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:20,496
I'm just going to watch
my soaps just for a bit.
394
00:14:20,521 --> 00:14:23,785
I don't want to watch that!
395
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:24,852
Baby's crowning.
396
00:14:24,888 --> 00:14:27,056
Doula: Okay, just one big push!
397
00:14:27,126 --> 00:14:28,743
Deb: You know what? I'm sorry again,
398
00:14:28,892 --> 00:14:30,225
just going to rinse my
fingers in the water,
399
00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:31,970
got a little sticky from
the corn chips, okay?
400
00:14:32,025 --> 00:14:35,004
Oh, go away!
401
00:14:35,064 --> 00:14:38,065
- And the baby's head is out.
- Okay, okay! Stay with me!
402
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:41,191
- You just stay with me, remember.
- I'm so tired, I can't.
403
00:14:41,245 --> 00:14:43,262
- You can.
- I can't do it.
404
00:14:43,345 --> 00:14:44,779
I can't do it.
405
00:14:45,174 --> 00:14:46,873
Deb do something.
406
00:14:46,909 --> 00:14:48,676
[Laughs]
407
00:14:48,711 --> 00:14:51,344
Look like someone did a
little poop in the water, eh?
408
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:52,712
[Chuckles]
409
00:14:52,747 --> 00:14:55,014
Someone's going to have to clean that up
and I guess it's you, brother.
410
00:14:55,103 --> 00:15:01,362
Get out!
411
00:15:01,489 --> 00:15:02,455
[Gasp]
412
00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:04,104
Midwife: You did it.
413
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,339
The baby's here.
414
00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:07,167
Oh, my God.
415
00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:09,120
Oh, my God.
416
00:15:09,396 --> 00:15:11,370
Oh, look at you.
417
00:15:11,599 --> 00:15:12,831
Hi.
418
00:15:13,296 --> 00:15:15,550
Oh you're so beautiful.
419
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,140
Thank you.
420
00:15:17,277 --> 00:15:18,940
Thank you so much.
421
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,285
Thanks, honey.
422
00:15:21,312 --> 00:15:22,878
Aren't you forgetting someone?
423
00:15:22,976 --> 00:15:25,814
[Wistful Music]
424
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,134
?
425
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,368
Thanks, Deb.
426
00:15:28,581 --> 00:15:37,526
?
427
00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:39,706
I'm going to name you Debra.
428
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:40,941
It's a boy.
429
00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:42,271
It doesn't matter.
430
00:15:43,351 --> 00:15:47,390
Midwife: Okay, so we take Visa,
MasterCard, Amex and debit.
431
00:15:47,478 --> 00:15:49,778
I'm sorry, could you just
get the placenta for me,
432
00:15:49,813 --> 00:15:52,027
- its kinda stuck.
- Oh, yeah sure.
433
00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:54,254
That's the poop, that's the poop,
that's the poop, that's the poop.
434
00:15:55,353 --> 00:15:57,919
? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?
435
00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:01,935
? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?
436
00:16:08,644 --> 00:16:09,790
I see.
437
00:16:10,549 --> 00:16:12,090
Alright, thanks love.
438
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,947
Oh, what's happened?
439
00:16:17,032 --> 00:16:18,831
Travis Jones got out of jail.
440
00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:20,792
The one that violated your Nan?
441
00:16:22,736 --> 00:16:23,936
I'll put kettle on.
442
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,675
Did you hear?
443
00:16:27,775 --> 00:16:28,926
Oh what's happened?
444
00:16:28,973 --> 00:16:30,186
Sorry Cafe,
445
00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:32,614
looks like the Adversay
strangler got another one.
446
00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,925
All evidence points to your ex-husband.
447
00:16:35,982 --> 00:16:38,323
- Bloody hell.
- Ooh it was.
448
00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:40,066
The killer interfered with the body,
449
00:16:40,136 --> 00:16:42,589
mangled it, then interfered with it again.
450
00:16:42,908 --> 00:16:44,107
I'll put kettle on.
451
00:16:45,491 --> 00:16:46,457
Boss.
452
00:16:46,595 --> 00:16:48,236
Oh what's happened now then?
453
00:16:48,306 --> 00:16:50,603
It's the new girl, the one
that you saw yourself in.
454
00:16:50,697 --> 00:16:51,731
What about her?
455
00:16:51,871 --> 00:16:53,070
She's been horribly murdered,
456
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,698
she was crushed like an old biscuit tin.
457
00:16:54,821 --> 00:16:56,327
Killer left a note,
458
00:16:56,397 --> 00:16:58,937
said it wouldn't have happened
if you weren't such a stroppy bitch.
459
00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:00,094
Bastard!
460
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,339
Kettle?
461
00:17:02,774 --> 00:17:03,813
Yeah.
462
00:17:04,007 --> 00:17:05,274
Duh.
463
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,563
All the days have been
revoked 'til further notice.
464
00:17:09,657 --> 00:17:11,413
Why? What's happened now?
465
00:17:11,438 --> 00:17:12,649
I'd say strangler,
466
00:17:12,674 --> 00:17:14,884
turns out it's Detective
Parsons all along.
467
00:17:14,919 --> 00:17:17,362
What, the mardy bugger
with the mucky hands?
468
00:17:17,387 --> 00:17:18,345
Same.
469
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,056
Dammit, I had a feeling about him.
470
00:17:20,091 --> 00:17:22,409
Which is why I'm making you
head of this investigation.
471
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,475
[Sighs]
472
00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:24,593
Kettle?
473
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:25,627
And a fag.
474
00:17:25,663 --> 00:17:27,428
- Anything else?
- Yeah.
475
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,642
Could I have one day,
476
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:31,160
just one that isn't complete shit,
477
00:17:31,289 --> 00:17:33,986
just once when I say 'what's happened?',
478
00:17:34,502 --> 00:17:36,268
I'd like you to say "nothing,
479
00:17:36,377 --> 00:17:37,769
nothing's happened".
480
00:17:37,804 --> 00:17:38,978
Let's try it.
481
00:17:39,073 --> 00:17:40,372
What's happened?
482
00:17:40,408 --> 00:17:42,586
- Nothing.
- Not's happened.
483
00:17:42,654 --> 00:17:44,087
Oh that feels strange.
484
00:17:44,177 --> 00:17:46,648
I'd rather say something's happened
even if nothing's happened.
485
00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:49,453
- Do you mind?
- No. Go ahead.
486
00:17:49,558 --> 00:17:50,757
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
487
00:17:51,097 --> 00:17:52,063
All I'm saying,
488
00:17:52,185 --> 00:17:54,587
is I'd like to drink one
of these cups of tea
489
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:55,986
that will be lovely.
490
00:17:56,079 --> 00:17:57,255
Never going to happen.
491
00:17:57,612 --> 00:17:58,878
I could put kettle on.
492
00:17:58,991 --> 00:17:59,990
Yeah.
493
00:18:02,627 --> 00:18:03,860
[Chuckling]
494
00:18:03,895 --> 00:18:07,797
[Disco Music]
495
00:18:07,832 --> 00:18:09,032
Oh.
496
00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:12,802
[Applauding]
497
00:18:12,837 --> 00:18:16,806
[Dramatic Music]
498
00:18:16,841 --> 00:18:20,242
?
499
00:18:20,278 --> 00:18:27,816
[Fake Laughter]
500
00:18:27,851 --> 00:18:31,820
[Dramatic Music]
501
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:35,637
?
502
00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:37,313
So dirty little dice.
503
00:18:37,676 --> 00:18:40,974
Oh yeah, on no, nothing.
504
00:18:46,403 --> 00:18:48,336
[Fake Elephant Trumpet]
505
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,521
Oh.
506
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,675
[Applauding]
507
00:18:58,215 --> 00:19:01,683
[Chanting]
508
00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:03,974
Heavenly Father, we ask
you to bless these dice.
509
00:19:04,045 --> 00:19:05,962
In the name of the Father,
and of the Son,
510
00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:07,087
and of the Holy Spirit.
511
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:11,103
[Batabababababa]
512
00:19:17,898 --> 00:19:21,867
[Climactic Music]
513
00:19:21,902 --> 00:19:31,909
?
514
00:19:31,945 --> 00:19:43,954
?
515
00:19:43,989 --> 00:19:47,991
[West Side Story Music Parody]
516
00:19:48,027 --> 00:19:58,035
?
517
00:19:58,070 --> 00:20:03,008
?
518
00:20:03,109 --> 00:20:04,607
Okay ladies, place your bets.
519
00:20:04,643 --> 00:20:07,943
[Lounge Music]
520
00:20:07,979 --> 00:20:13,183
?
521
00:20:13,286 --> 00:20:14,396
Wait.
522
00:20:19,148 --> 00:20:20,580
There we go.
523
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,819
All in.
524
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,938
[Grunts]
525
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,058
[Groans]
526
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,337
[Groans]
527
00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:46,532
Wait, wait, wait.
528
00:20:47,817 --> 00:20:53,720
[Groans]
529
00:20:53,755 --> 00:20:59,221
[Applauding]
530
00:20:59,318 --> 00:21:01,128
All in.
531
00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:04,335
Respect.
532
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,346
No more bets.
533
00:21:07,661 --> 00:21:08,894
Fair enough.
534
00:21:08,944 --> 00:21:13,494
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