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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[KIDS: [EXCLAIMING
!Wow
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Welcome
.to the Forbidden City, gang
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,Now remember
when we meet the Emperor
.let me do the talking
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,Not gonna lie
.he digs me
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Can we buy
?some stuff
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Yeah, what's
?the per diem situation
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.I'm hungry
Where can I
?find some corn
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[GASPS]
[GROWLS]
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How about we save the shopping
?and corn for later, okay
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Dragon Master
.knows best
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Yo, bubba, are you
?clocking the eyes on us
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.Totally normal
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[SCREAMS]
[ALL GASP]
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.Okay, now they're screaming
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.It's them
!It's the Four Constellations
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[ALL GASP]
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[QUAKING]
[ALL GASPING]
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?What is that
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[ALL GASP]
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?Any suggestions
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.Uh, yeah
!We should run. Now
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?Would you sign my baby
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!Palace
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!Straight ahead
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!BOTH: Huh
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...Stop! I order you
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[BANGING]
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[ALL PANTING]
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I told you
.I knew the way
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Nothing
.to worry about
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[SWORDS SWINGING]
[ALL GASP]
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?Can we worry now
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.XIAO: Put your weapons down
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!Immediately
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Welcome
,to the Forbidden City
.Master Po
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.ZHIZHU: Just incredible
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I had no idea
.this tunnel even existed
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LI: I can still see
.the chi trail
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.Let's keep following
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:CHOW GUARD 1
!You're kidding me
?It's over already
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But you guys
.were so good together
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She wanted
.a litter, I didn't
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Those are the same
type of guards who
.were trying to kill Li
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Spider, can you eat
?'em or something
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Trust me, you do not
want to be in a cave
with me
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.after I've had dog
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.I'll handle it
Just need a pair
.of chopsticks
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...One blow to their
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No one
.is hurting anyone
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There must
...be another
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:CHOW GUARD 2
?So what happened
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:CHOW GUARD 3
.She broke up with him
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And then he starts
.crying about it
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!Oh! We're trapped
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Cart and I are not
!going out this way
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!Ping! Stop
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There is something
seriously wrong
.with that goose
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,Yeah, well
.she was a dog anyway
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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!Oh
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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!BOTH: Aah
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!Use your chi
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[GRUNTING]
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?What was that
.It felt like my hands farted
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Without the Wellspring
[our chi must be... [GASPS][SCREAMS
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!Unhand Grandma
!She's got bad knees
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[CREAKING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[EXCLAIMING]
!Oh, no
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!Ah
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[GRUNTING]
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!Run
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!We're not leaving you
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!Yes, we are
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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?GASPS] Zhizhu]
?Zhizhu
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[GRUNTS]
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.Oh
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[ZHIZHU COUGHING]
[GASPS]
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!Find the Wellspring
.That's all that matters now
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.I'm all right, by the way
.Thanks for asking
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I am so sorry to hear
,of the Emperor's passing
.your Emperess-es... ness
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.Thank you, Master Po
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,It was sudden
[but [SIGHS
.I'm managing
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[CRYING]
?Daddy, why? Why
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.I got this
[CLICKS TONGUE]
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.I really doubt that
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[SNIFFLES]
,BAO: Empress Xiao
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as the Four Constellation's
,fan favorite
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I want you to know
.the Bao is here for you
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?The Bao
?Is he kidding
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Sadly, I don't
.think so
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?Bao
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.I read your book
It has been very
.popular among my people
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I thought
.you were taller
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[ALL SNIGGERING]
".Taller"
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Yeah, that was meant
to be a little bit more
.on the metaphorical side
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...But as you can see
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Which one of you
?is Fan Tong
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?What
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.I'm Fan Tong
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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.That's me
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GASPS] In the book]
you're described
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as "The Constellation
...who always cries
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The one"
".everyone laughs at
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?Did Bao write that
[LAUGHS]
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.Thanks, Bao
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Although, you arrive
,during sad tidings
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Daddy's request
.still stands
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Will you help me
to investigate the drought
?that is plaguing our people
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PO: It would be
[our honor, Empress.[EFFORT GRUNTS
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I'm sure Dragon Master Po
and his students would
.like to rest first
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.PO: Ah, nah, we're good
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?Right, kids
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.Yeah
.Totally
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.Let's do this
.Perfect
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.Let me show you my palace
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.I like her
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,Coming
"?The Bao"
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[LAUGHING]
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Grab anything that
.isn't nailed down
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!And be smart about it
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I'm gonna check out
.the accommodations
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[GRUNTS]
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So you've really been
?to the Spirit Realm
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I want to hear all
.of your heroic stories
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.GIGGLES] Okay]
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"?Heroic"
?Fan Tong
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.Leave Fan Tong alone
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Yeah. I think it's cute
.the Empress likes him
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Please. She's way
.too old for him
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.She's fifteen
.Fan Tong's thirteen
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.Exactly. She's ancient
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.Way out of his league
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[SCREAMS]
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!The Empress
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Actually I think
.that was Fan Tong
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[SCREAMING]
[ALL GRUNT]
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,Fan Tong, buddy
?what's wrong
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.Over there
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PO: I feel like
.I've seen these before
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[LAUGHS]
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,Oh, Fan Tong
,you comedian
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those are Daddy's
.terracotta warriors
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?Terracotta" what"
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.Statues
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The Emperor
will be laid to rest
.with them tomorrow
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They are here
to protect his journey
.into the afterlife
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That's not what
.I was pointing at
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That's what I
.was pointing at
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[GASPS]
We're supposed to be
.alone down here
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,Shi Long
.watch the Empress
.Kids
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[GASPS]
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[GASPS]
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!Master Po! Over here
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!No, over here
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[PANTING]
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!There
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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!Don't let him get away
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[GRUNTS]
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[GASPS]
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[GRUNTS]
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!I got him
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[GASPS]
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?Huh
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.It's a servant
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GASPS] That's one]
.of the kitchen rabbits
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What is she
?doing down here
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.No idea
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.Hold on
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[COUGHS]
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[GASPING]
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.Uh
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[SIGHS]
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She'll need to rest
but she should be fine
.in a day or so
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.We heard an explosion
...The Empress
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Is fine. This servant girl
.will need medical attention
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[GASPS]
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?You okay
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.Just a little depleted
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I should have
.called out a warning
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,If you had
and she'd been
,a real threat
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one of us
.might be dead
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...Hmm
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Did anyone
?bring water
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Cart is getting
.very dehydrated
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What's the deal
?with the goose
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?Little brain stir-fry
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.I don't know
?Why are you asking me
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You guys have
?a kid together right
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I figured
...since you're married
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...What! I
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!We are not married
!We live together
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In a one room
!apartment! That's all
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If you two
,are finished flirting
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we have
.a problem here
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.Hmm
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?Is that a lake
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Is there a lake
?in the middle of the tunnel
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,Yes. Thank you
.Captain Obvious
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The country's in the middle
of a drought
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and there's an unused lake
?just sitting here
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You know, if we bottled
,and sold this water
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,to people in need, of course
.we could make a fortune
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.What a humanitarian
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How are we gonna
?get across this
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,Congratulations
.this idea is terrible
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MR. PING: Don't listen
,to her, Cart
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.you're doing just fine
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.We are still sinking
.We need to lighten the load
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.I agree
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Grandma, it's been
.nice knowing you
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.Don't think so, birdy
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!Oh no
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?What are you doing
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You are gonna
!pay for that
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I wouldn't pay
,for it on land
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why should I pay
?for it now
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[Well... [GASPS
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?Uh, guys
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...GRANDMA: Oh, please
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?Guys
?What was that
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There's something
!in this water
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[GROWLING]
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[GRUNTING]
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!MR. PING: Faster
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.You're such great sea men
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!There! An island
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[ALL GASP]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[ROARS]
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You were amazing
.in the catacombs
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,When you screamed
I could really feel
.your bravery
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.Wow. Thanks
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If you'd have been
any closer you would have
.felt something else
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[LAUGHS]
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.I have over active glands
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I get sweaty
.when I'm scared
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Or just having
.a conversation
.Like now
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[Oh! [LAUGHS
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FAN TONG: You thought
I was talking about
?tinkle, didn't you
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XIAO: The thought
.did cross my mind
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[SNORING]
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[MUFFLED GRUNTS]
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Make a sound
.and I snap your neck
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What were you thinking
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trying to attack Po
and the Constellations
?in front of the Empress
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She could have
.been harmed
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:RABBIT SERVANT
.I am sorry, exalted one
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I was simply doing
.reconnaissance
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It nearly ruined
.everything
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You and the others
.cannot fail
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,By sundown tomorrow
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Po and the Four Constellations
.must be dead
261
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,382
?ROOSTER: What
262
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:07,119
[SHUDDERS]
.Oh. Hello, hello
?How are you
263
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,381
.So good to see you
264
00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:11,693
,I was just, you know
.looking for some corn
265
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,381
!Guards
[SHRIEKS]
266
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,468
!Run away
!I didn't see anything
267
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,037
!These aren't even my eyes
268
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,044
[GRUNTS]
269
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:23,261
.Nice doggy
?Wanna play fetch
270
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:24,527
[GROWLS]
271
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,572
XIAO: You people make
.our country great
272
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:32,747
You are the heroes
.of this story
273
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,796
[SIGHS]
274
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,585
?So what do you think
?Too down
275
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:43,019
.I think down is okay
.It is a funeral
276
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,326
Thank you so much
.for listening, Fan Tong
277
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:48,423
This is my first
.real speech to my people
278
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,033
[STOMACH RUMBLING]
279
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,213
.Sorry
.I'm really nervous
280
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:54,509
.Don't be sorry
.Nervous is a good thing
281
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:55,816
?It is
.Sure
282
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,562
I get real nervous
when I'm afraid
283
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:58,732
but Master Po
taught me
284
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,258
that I can focus
being nervous
285
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,221
and use it to power
.my hero chi
286
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,999
.He calls it a jump start
287
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,964
Hero chi takes
a lot of energy
288
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,742
and sometimes
when you don't
have that energy
289
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,917
and you get nervous
290
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,092
a jump start
.can save your life
291
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:13,528
You should
just stay here forever
!and be my best friend
292
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:14,785
I just said
.that out loud
293
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,007
[STOMACH RUMBLING]
294
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,536
I'm gonna go use
.the bathroom
295
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,410
.We gotta talk
296
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:22,932
.Hey, buddy
297
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,626
?Bao
.Don't speak
298
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,023
I need to
,lay some truth on you
299
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,806
.and it's not pretty
300
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,550
,I love you, guy
.you're one of my best friends
301
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:31,902
...But the Empress
302
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,901
?Well, how do I say this
303
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:37,993
,She's, like
,a full-grown girl
.and she's royalty
304
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,174
You get
?what I'm sayin'
305
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,819
.Not at all
306
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:44,133
SIGHS] I just don't]
!want to see you get hurt
307
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,444
Just, let me
.handle it from here
308
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:51,179
Empress, forgive me
[for barging in...[STOMACH RUMBLING
309
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:52,271
[VOMITS]
310
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:53,831
...Ah
311
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:57,401
She's a little
.nervous today
312
00:13:58,533 --> 00:13:59,583
[GROWLS]
313
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,446
[GASPS]
314
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:07,665
.It's over
.It's all over
315
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:11,756
.I'll never see my son again
.I'll never see the sun again
316
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:16,587
Instead, I'm going
to spend my last hours
...being digested with
317
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,596
[CRIES]
318
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,471
?What
319
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,912
,Knock it off
.you big baby
320
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,091
[GRUNTS]
321
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,699
?What are you doing
322
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:33,309
Ain't you ever
had something stuck
?in your throat before
323
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:35,740
I'm gonna
get this lizard
.to cough us up
324
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:36,957
!Here we go
325
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,435
[GRUNTING]
326
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,930
.Interesting bouquet
327
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:47,280
,Fortunately
Grandma's failure
has once again
328
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:50,631
given me an idea
.to save our butts
[SCATTING]
329
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:53,412
You really had a kid
?with that guy
330
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,155
[CROWD CHEERING]
331
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:05,425
Empress, it is time
to get you to the dais
.for your speech
332
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,649
Uh, anyone
?seen Rooster
333
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,079
Not that I
,particularly care
334
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:12,555
he just
makes me nervous
.when unattended
335
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:15,127
The Rooster and his companions
.left early this morning
336
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:18,825
,Obviously
the circumstances
ain't ideal
337
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:22,754
but being hung up
,like this, arms akimbo
338
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,271
is doing wonders
.for my back
339
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:29,275
Arms akimbo
has always been
.my favorite position
340
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,799
?"Arms akimbo"
341
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:34,152
,This is not yoga
you miserable
!pigeon droppings
342
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,024
!We are being tortured
343
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,495
"?What, "left
344
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,235
?Without a goodbye complaint
345
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:40,806
Doesn't seem
.like him
346
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:43,252
,Which way to the dais
?Mistress Shi Long
347
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,470
Only myself
and General Fang
348
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,469
will accompany
.the Empress to the balcony
349
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:50,211
Guests and members
of the Imperial Court
350
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,303
.are sat one tier beneath
351
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:56,092
I'm not making my speech
.without Fan Tong by my side
352
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,129
Empress, the tradition
...dictates that
353
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:03,014
,It can dictate all it wants
.Fan Tong is coming with me
354
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,969
.Okay, then
How do we get
?to this other level
355
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:10,397
You sure you're reading
?that map right, Master Po
356
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,877
...If you want help
357
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,967
I'm sorry, but who's the panda
?who's been here before
358
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:18,887
Exactly. Dragon Master
.knows best
359
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,074
Didn't you say that
just before we were
?chased through the city
360
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:26,589
[READING]
,And then you turn a right"
"...and then just turn a
361
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,380
...Uh
362
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,776
.Make a left up here
363
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,728
Doesn't that take us
?farther away from the square
364
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,467
PO: Oh, are you
?an architect now
365
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,652
[GROWLS]
366
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,094
Your plan is too feed
?this monster your noodles
367
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,697
I'd heard
,your cooking was bad
368
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,097
...but monster killing-bad
369
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:54,970
My intention is not
,to feed the beast
.Madame
370
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,364
My intention is to smoke
.the beast out
371
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:01,153
LI: So, getting coughed up
like a hairball
372
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,414
or digested
?are our only options
373
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,677
!Wonderful
374
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,459
Do you have
?a better idea
375
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,026
.I didn't think so
376
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:12,551
,Now if you don't mind
I need to get back
.to my cooking
377
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,286
Well, he needs
to get back
.to his cooking
378
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,557
Meanwhile, we just
...stand here in
379
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,650
What are we
?standing in
380
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,209
Pretty sure
it's stomach acid
381
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,476
from the way
.my toenails are bubbling
382
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:23,649
[LI SCREAMS]
383
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,177
?Great! What's next
384
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,313
[SCREAMS]
385
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:29,871
!Something's got me
386
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,698
Not while cartilage
still lives in my
!shoulders it doesn't
387
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:33,877
[GRUNTS]
388
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,709
Why are there
?tentacles in here
389
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:41,103
!We're in a demon's throat
!Next question
390
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:45,886
Ping, increase the smoke
!so it coughs us up now
391
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,594
,If I do that
.I'll ruin the noodles
392
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,289
[EXHALES]
393
00:17:57,337 --> 00:18:02,387
,My father, above all else
.was a man of peace
394
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,385
...Master Po
395
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,184
,I know, I know
!we'll be there any second
396
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:11,828
Maybe we should ask
?someone for directions
397
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,223
,Don't do it
.Master Po
398
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,136
Men never ask
.for directions
399
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,101
.It's a rule
.Hmm
400
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,970
,Oh, forget this
.I'm asking
401
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,454
?Excuse me
402
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,064
Could you help us find
?the seating above the square
403
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:33,464
?Jing, what did you do
404
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:34,683
?Are you kidding
405
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,202
?Ninja Frogs
406
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,245
[LAUGHS]
407
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,338
[GRUNTS]
408
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:44,905
[GRUNTS]
409
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:50,351
Hey! Ping, we need
!those noodles now
410
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,910
!Still too al dente
411
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:56,217
Our great country
is faced with a danger
412
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,085
.unlike any before
413
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,837
.But we are resilient
414
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:01,878
[GRUNTS]
415
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:06,411
.And we never run from a fight
416
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:07,841
[GROANS]
417
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:11,322
As I speak, water and food
418
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:14,587
is on its way
.to those in need
419
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:18,551
My father's passing
does not mean
.an end to his legacy
420
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,460
[ROARS]
421
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:26,027
.That legacy lives on
422
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:30,777
,My father, and now I
.are simply caretakers
423
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:35,165
You people make
.our country great
424
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:38,827
You, are the heroes
!of this story
425
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,493
[CROWD GASPS]
426
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,239
?How'd I do
427
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,507
.Amazing
428
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:05,029
My thighs are still sweating
.it was that good
429
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,123
[THUDDING]
[BOTH GASP]
430
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,245
FANG: Get the Empress
.to safety
431
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,080
[SCREAMS]
432
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:15,865
[GASPS]
433
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,482
[GRUNTS]
434
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,170
I don't know who you are
435
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,218
but Xiao worked
,really hard on that speech
436
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,833
so if this is some
...weird critique
437
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:23,873
[GASPS]
438
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,049
[GRUNTING]
439
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,057
[GRUNTS]
440
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:37,931
[GRUNTS]
441
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,327
[GRUNTS]
442
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:45,982
[GROANS]
443
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:48,855
[GRUNTS]
444
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:50,954
?Huh
445
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:55,379
!Fan Tong
446
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:01,742
!It's not working
.I don't have enough chi
447
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,962
Remember what you told me
.Master Po taught you
448
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,351
!The jump start
449
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,266
[GRUNTS]
450
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,101
[SCREAMS]
451
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,540
[GASPS]
452
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:23,535
[GROANS]
453
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,325
!I'm here
454
00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:32,863
.Oh, man. I give up
455
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,420
.Sorry we weren't here
456
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,337
,It's my fault
.I got us lost
457
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:37,912
,NU HAI: Master Po
.look at this
458
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:43,948
It's the servant
.from yesterday
459
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,218
?What
460
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,570
.No, I saved her
461
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,570
If she'd killed
Xiao or Fan Tong
462
00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:52,352
that would have
.been on me
463
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,568
What good is having
a healing power
if it ends up
464
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,487
saving someone
?who wants to hurt us
465
00:21:58,055 --> 00:21:59,185
...Jing
466
00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:07,112
.Thank you
.All of you
467
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:10,111
It's clear enemies to peace
.are all around us
468
00:22:10,154 --> 00:22:11,944
I have dealt
.with haters before
469
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:14,162
Be it those jealous of my
cutting edge style choices
470
00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,512
.or my undeniable fabulousness
471
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:19,512
These were challenges
.I always faced alone
472
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:22,465
No longer. I have
The Dragon Master
473
00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:25,995
and the Four Constellations
.by my side
474
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,870
.Let this be a warning
475
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:33,921
Empress Xiao
of the Forbidden City
.is no longer afraid
476
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:38,532
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