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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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PO: All right, gang, I know
we're all hungry because
,we skipped second lunch
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but let's try not to
?freak out, okay
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We've made it this far
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and I'm sure the fertile part
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.is just over that hill up ahead
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.Okay, my bad
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!Your bad indeed
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.You said it, boss
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.He sure did
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!Zip it, dumdums
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!But I'm too young to die
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!And I'm too pretty
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.Boys. So dramatic
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If it gets to the point we have
,to survive by eating each other
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I say we start with
the Dragon Master
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since he got everyone's
.hopes up. Except mine
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I know how to manage
!my expectations
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.Ooh! Very tender
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!Hey
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.I was kidding! I'm a vegetarian
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:CHOW GUARD 1
.We're lookin' for the Mayor
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?You boys seen Li
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.Nope
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?You seen him, Dim
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.Sure haven't, Sum
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Where are the Guardians
?of the Wellspring
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...Uh
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?What's a well spring, Dim
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.Darned if I know, Sum
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.Attention, everybody
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I just wanted to confirm that
everything is totally normal
in the village
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and nothing weird or concerning
.is going on with the Wellspring
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,And in even more good news
Mei Mei is apparently
,going on tour
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so all further performances
.of hers have been canceled
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[ALL CHEERING]
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!It's a miracle
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?Are you Mayor Li
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.I sure am
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And also my son
.is the Dragon Master
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We come from the palace
...on behalf of Mistress
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.Empress Xiao
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Dragon Master Po received
your letter regarding
the Wellspring
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and asked us to come
.on his behalf
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!Oh, thank heavens
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!Help has arrived
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We'd like to speak with you
in private
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so as not to alarm
.the other villagers
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.A top secret government meeting
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.Oh! Po would be so proud
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.He's my son, you know
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Is it dark in here
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or am I finally suffering
the consequences of having
?looked into that eclipse
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I think I just need to
.get a little air
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I think I'm having
.a panic attack
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Do either of you
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?have a paper bag
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?How do I look
I want my people
.to see a leader
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.Someone who is warm and kind
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.Not scaly and badly dressed
.No offense
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How could I possibly
?be offended
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Your highness. I come before you
.on behalf of Bunnyburg
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.The drought is worse than ever
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We are unable to grow crops
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and the resources we ship in
.have ceased completely
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.Well, that is just unacceptable
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?How did that sound
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,I was going for authoritative
but also a, "Hey, the Empress
.is just like us" vibe
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?It worked for me
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.Oh, really? Thank you so much
.You are so sweet
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I thought the pipeline thingy
was supposed to be working
.by now
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Projects of this size
.and nature take time
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I'm starting to think we can't
wait for Dragon Master Po
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and the Four Constellations
.to arrive
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I think I might have to
.investigate this on my own
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I say this with
,the utmost respect
,Your Majesty
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you can't just wave a wand
.and fix everything
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[SIGHING]
,You're absolutely right
.Shi Long
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.Note to self, buy a scepter
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I pinky swear to personally
see to it
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that our plans to address
.the drought be sped up asap
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,In the meantime
my Imperial Guards will
prepare a large shipment
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of food and resources
to be sent back with you
.to Chinchillaville
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[GUARDS EXCLAIMING]
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.Uh, I'm actually a Rabbit
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.Of course you are
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.Oh, thank you, your highness
.Oh, thank you so much
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.Yes! Nailed it
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[YELLING]
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,Easy, little guys
.we come in peace
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.Peace? We do not do peace
!We are warriors
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[YELLING]
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!Look, look, guys! Hey
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I think there's been some
.kind of misunderstanding
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.We don't want to hurt you
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.I kinda do
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Uh, mmm, can we just
?talk for a sec? Huh
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'Cause we're kind of
.in a hurry
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.Talk? Ha! We do not talk
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.We fight
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,We punch, we kick
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,we do head butts
,sometimes there's biting
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...finger pointing in the
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.This thing's so defective
!Attack
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?Huh
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!Ow, ow, ow
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?Bao
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?'Sup
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!All hail glorious Bao
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:MOLE-RATS
!All hail glorious Bao
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!All hail glorious Bao
?How do they know your name
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.Shh! I'm basking
!It's beautiful.All hail glorious Bao
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We have read the holy text
and have waited for the arrival
.of our savior
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.Oh, brother. Literally
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You are all invited
to a big feast
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in honor of the new God
.of the Wasteland
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,Ah! The God of the Wasteland
!yeah
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.That sounds so edgy, so urban
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.You had us at big feast
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Who else knows about
?the Wellspring being in danger
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?Is this a prank
?Did Ping put you up to this
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?Who's Ping
Does he know about
?the Wellspring, too
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No one knows about
the Wellspring missing
.besides me
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.Perfect
.Let's move to Phase Two
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.LI: I do not like Phase Two
I repeat, I do not like
.Phase Two
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[BONES CRACKING]
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[MOANING]
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!Your pedipalps are magic
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My, you are just
.full of tension
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I'd love to go all shiatsu
.on you, but I might draw blood
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?Oh! What the heck
?What are you doing on my table
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.That's a health code violation
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,I've got very urgent business
!Li is missing
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,LI: Uh, please
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I just have a number
.of questions about Phase Two
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.Well, we found him
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.Looks like we're too late
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Spider-guy, I need you to work
.on my trapezius muscles
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Well, if you're not gonna
!do anything, I will
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Dead or alive, I'm getting
.my best friend back
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!And revenge
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.Hey
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In honor of the arrival of our
,new god and esteemed guests
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,I present to you
a traditional feast
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.of all of our favorite foods
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I wonder if they're gonna
?have dry salty plums
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I've had a craving
.since last season
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But first. We will begin
.the seven-hour crowning ritual
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,Now with that out of the way
let us enjoy the nourishment
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that our bountiful
.fields provide
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!Feast
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.Ooh, hot, hot, hot
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.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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?Can you pass the salt
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Uh, guys, am I
?missing something
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I think we're all
.missing something. The food
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I'm all for using your
,imagination, but this
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.this is a whole other level
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.Okay, I'm officially hangry
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Jing, our heroic-ness
.is for helping others
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.Especially those in need
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.And they are clearly in need
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Oh! Is our food not good enough
?for you village folk
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.What? No! No, no, no, no
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,We're just, uh
.taking it all in
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...Look at all this yummy
.Stuff
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?Did you whip this up yourself
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,Because, I mean, wow, this
I mean you should get
.a food cart, truly
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I mean, you could take this
.on the road
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Mmm. Oh, almost as good
.as my dad's
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I mean, it's better
.than my dad's. So good
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.It's really good
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,To Bao
!the God of the Wasteland
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:MOLE-RATS
!All hail glorious Bao
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.We prayed he would come
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!And now I'm here
.God status, y'all
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Tell my son how
.you'll save us all
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?Save you from what exactly
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,The Beast of the Wasteland
!of course
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When the earth tremors
collapsed our tunnel system
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we had to move above ground
where the beast has been
.picking us off one by one
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He refuses to accept our
.generous food offerings
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.Can't imagine why
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It is the same beast that
!you defeated in your scroll
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!We are saved
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.Oh, the Key-lin
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Yeah, I totally know
.how to defeat that guy
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".It's pronounced "Chee-lin
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Now where does
?this "Chee-lin" live
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[QILIN ROARS]
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The Empress is starting to
.interfere with our plans
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[GROANING]
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DARK SHADOW: You must control
the Empress until everything
.is in place
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.I will
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With the palace still reeling
,from the Emperor's death
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there's a power vacuum left
.that I intend to fill
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?DARK SHADOW: How
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.I've hired an assassin
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:DARK SHADOW
You fool! You are not even
.in the lineage
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What is your plan? Assassinate
?the next 50 relatives in line
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...I, I
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,Hard power is brittle
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.soft power is resilient
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You must use the Empress
.until we no longer need her
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.Fix this
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.You got this, man
.You're a god now
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.And you totally look the part
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You know we can all
?hear you, right
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,You made your bed
now go lay in it
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so we can get to
the Forbidden City
.and help the Emperor
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.You know I never make my bed
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Bao is great, but I think
!we should all go, or... Ow
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The holy text said you defeated
.the beast alone
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.You got this, Bao
.Make us proud
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[BREATHING DEEPLY]
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,Just going for a short walk
.alone
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.Be back in a jif
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?Hello? Is anybody there
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.'Sup, bro? Nice, uh, back flame
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[ROARING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[PANTING]
.The beast has been defeated
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[CHEERING]
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!All hail glorious Bao
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!All hail glorious Bao
,Let's go, move along
.time's a wasting
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[QILIN GROWLS]
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,Probably just a death rattle
.you know
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Very common with creatures
...of that
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[QILIN ROARS]
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.Size
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!You are a liar
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You have broken our hearts
.into a million little pieces
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!Okay, fine
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I admit my memoir was
.a bit of an embellishment
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And by embellishment
.he means totally made up
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!False God! False God! False God
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We spent weeks building
.a statue to honor you
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.I'll take Bao's place
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.What? Bao always has my back
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.No
.Not really
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?When
.So I've got his
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Okay, at this point I think
?that I should just... Seriously
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?Fan Tong, what are you doing
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.Let Master Po handle this
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The strange sand puppies
.gave me the nod
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.I'm trying to help you
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.But I don't want your help
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?What's wrong with my help
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.I'm perfectly capable
.Move, please
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.Make me
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00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,314
.Just leave me alone
!No
252
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,446
?Why
!Because I'm your friend
253
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,317
.Say uncle
254
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,933
.Bao
!Say it. Say uncle
255
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:52,461
!You're not my uncle
256
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:01,201
!All hail glorious Fan Tong
257
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:04,988
!All hail glorious Fan Tong
258
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:08,474
.Stop. You're making me blush
259
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,866
Probably gonna hurt
.scroll sales
260
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,867
LI: Okay, I take back
.what I said
261
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:20,615
,You might get away with this
but there's still a chance
,to do the right thing
262
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,528
.which I'm sure you will
263
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:25,323
.Not so fast
264
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,839
You best be on your way
.back to the old folks' home
265
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:30,843
Unless you want a fast track
.to the Spirit Realm
266
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,316
,After the life I've lived
there ain't no way they're
.gonna let me in
267
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,276
[BOTH GRUNTING]
268
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,128
?Ping? Grandma? Is that you
269
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:59,832
Oh, let me feel
!your warm embrace
270
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:00,961
.Oh, well, we tried
271
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,310
.Yo, nice catch, Giant Spider
272
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,965
.The pleasure was all mine
273
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,400
.Here goes nothing
274
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,136
[ALL YELLING]
275
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:16,927
Oh, thank you so much
.for saving my life
276
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,716
If there is anything
.I can do to repay you
277
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,811
?Money is good. Now what
278
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:26,550
It seems the Imperial Guards
don't want us to know
.the Wellspring is missing
279
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:29,994
Which means there is
.only one place left to go
280
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,214
Mistress Long, Empress Xiao
.is not in her chamber
281
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,426
She insisted on going
.for a short walk, alone
282
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:42,345
Argh! Don't you know how
dangerous it is for the Empress
?to be alone right now
283
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:32,621
[GASPING]
284
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,385
Empress, what brings you
?to this part of the palace
285
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,913
I want to see
the pipeline plans
.for myself
286
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,827
You know I'm more
.of a visual learner
287
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:14,752
Yes, I recall you copying
off of my old tests
.in home school
288
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:18,489
.Oh, Shi Long
.You're such a martyr
289
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,012
?Where is your study anyway
290
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,055
Ah, the door is just
.at the end there
291
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,101
,Full disclosure
,there is a lot of dust
292
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,056
,old paint
,bones of fired servants
293
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,845
discarded artificial
,kumquat trees
294
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,629
boxes of collars
,from deceased pets
295
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:33,683
,expired deadly potions
and possibly a family
.of albino third cousins
296
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,111
.Although I believe they moved
297
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,637
.Ah! Ew
298
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,771
.Really no place for an Empress
299
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,254
We have a big day tomorrow
300
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:44,174
and I know we both want
your father's funeral service
301
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,470
.to be absolutely perfect
302
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,426
You should try
.and get some rest
303
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,035
?What would I do without you
304
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,574
,I'd probably be fine
.but you know what I mean
305
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,870
LI: Why would Imperial Guards
try to Phase Two me
306
00:18:56,918 --> 00:19:00,308
for contacting Po to tell him
?the Wellspring is in danger
307
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,176
.It doesn't make any sense
308
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,928
,Two words
.government corruption
309
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,627
?We doin' this or what
310
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:28,862
[QILIN GROWLS]
311
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,613
.Holy underpants
312
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,410
Our heroic-ness
.is for helping others
313
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,592
[ROARING]
314
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,156
?Hi, friend. Are you okay
315
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,862
.I don't wanna hurt you
316
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:08,249
I've come to ask you to please
leave the weird ground rodents
.alone
317
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:11,954
,They may be crazy
but you've eaten their friends
.and that's just mean
318
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,650
.I did not eat their friends
319
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:23,608
,So, I says to the guy
".I'm a mole, not a rat"
320
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:25,307
.And he lets me go
321
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,234
.Then I totally ratted him out
322
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:32,745
I was lonely
.and have no friends
323
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:35,446
I've always been
,a fan of comedy
324
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,405
and they'd already paid
,the two drink minimum
325
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:40,373
so I felt weird about
.kicking them out
326
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:41,633
!I love comedy
327
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,195
?You do
!Totally
328
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,982
I'm sure my friend Bao could
.come up with a clean tight five
329
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:48,327
!Well, that sounds great
.I'd love to have him
330
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:51,597
I'd love to have
all your friends. Just let me
.go get some fliers
331
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:57,907
.Great news, everyone
.I killed the Qilin
332
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:05,570
With kindness. And our shared
.love of stand-up comedy
333
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,092
?Stand-up what
334
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:09,305
I prefer to be prone
.when I laugh
335
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,785
And now the Qilin
.and I are friends
336
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:17,005
You have proven yourself
to be a true warrior
.through your compassion
337
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:18,968
.I always wanted a pony
338
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,886
Anyway, the Qilin agreed
to leave you guys alone
.from now on
339
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,724
!A truce
340
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,330
!A truce! A truce! A truce
341
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,025
?Would you care for an apple
342
00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:33,765
.Great job, buddy
343
00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:35,954
Solved the problem
.and nobody got hurt
344
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:38,910
,Well, except for Bao
.egotistically speaking
345
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:41,999
!All hail glorious Fan Tong
.Wow, thank you
346
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:45,219
,I'm very flattered
.but I'm not your god
347
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,610
My friends and I must continue
.on our journey
348
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,704
But we wish you
.the best of luck
349
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:52,403
And, uh, we'll make sure to
speak with the Emperor about
getting you guys water
350
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:55,271
,to help your, uh
.civilization thrive again
351
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,584
?I'm guessing it thrived once
?Maybe
352
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,628
!There it is
!The Forbidden City
353
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,509
.I can tell you're angry
354
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:16,509
You ambushed me on a job
.you hired me for
355
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:20,602
.I always complete my missions
.No matter what
356
00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:24,393
Don't worry, I have a much
.bigger mission for you now
357
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,560
?And do you have any associates
358
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:31,606
You will need some help taking
out the Dragon Master
,and his students
359
00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:34,004
.the Four Constellations
360
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,355
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