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- FRESHY'S BURGERS
WANTS TO KNOW,
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WHAT'S YOUR FRESHY STYLE?
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- I EAT MINE ON THE GO.
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- I EAT MINE AT THE OFFICE.
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AND I TELL MY COWORKERS,
"STEP AWAY FROM THE FRESHY."
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- GO ONLINE NOW
AND LET US KNOW,
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HOW DO YOU FRESHY?
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- OH, NICE!
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- THEY WANT TO KNOW
HOW WE FRESHY?
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THIS RULES!
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- GUYS, WE GOT TO DO IT.
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WE GOT TO TELL 'EM
HOW WE FRESHY.
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- US? YOU THINK SO?
OKAY.
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- THIS IS AWESOME!
- OKAY.
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[upbeat music]
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- I EAT MY FRESHY'S
TWO AT A TIME.
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- I EAT MY FRESHY IN SECRET.
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- I JUST EAT IT
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
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- OH, MY GOSH.
OH, MY DANG.
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- THAT SUITS ME JUST FINE.
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- I LET THE FRESHY
TO COME TO ME.
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[upbeat music]
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[laughs]
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- OH.
- OH, AWESOME!
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- THAT WAS SO FUN.
- YEAH, MAN.
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- THE BEST.
- NO, SERIOUSLY...
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THAT WAS REALLY, REALLY FUN.
- YEAH.
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- WE SHOULD CALL
AND LET THEM KNOW.
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- YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT.
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[indistinct conversations]
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[telephone rings]
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- HELLO?
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- BEN, I HAVE
A MITCH, DAVE, JEFF,
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CHRIS, AND MATT
CALLING FOR YOU.
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APPARENTLY THEY LIKE THE NEW
SOCIAL-MARKETING CAMPAIGN.
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- YOU MEAN
HOW DO YOU FRESHY?
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- THAT WAS YOURS, RIGHT?
- YEAH, THAT WAS ME.
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YOU--YEAH, YOU--
YOU CAN CONNECT ME, SURE.
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YEAH.
- ONE MOMENT.
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- HI.
IS THIS BEN STEENBURGEN?
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- YES, THIS IS BEN.
HI.
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- IT'S HIM.
- HEY, BEN...
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WE WERE JUST CALLING
TO TELL YOU
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THAT WE REALLY LOVE
YOUR COMMERCIAL.
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- WELL, THANK YOU.
UM, YEAH, YOU KNOW,
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I ACTUALLY DON'T REALLY GET
TO DO THOSE TOO OFTEN,
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BUT MY BOSSES LET ME RUN WITH
IT, AND I WORKED REALLY HARD,
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AND IT WAS SO FUN.
- WE LIKE IT
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BECAUSE IT LETS US
FRESHY'S CUSTOMERS
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LET YOU GUYS KNOW HOW WE FRESHY.
- YEAH.
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- YEAH, THAT'S THE WHOLE THING.
IT'S LIKE NOW YOU HAVE A VOICE.
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- YEAH, IT'S--
IT'S INTERACTIVE.
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- YEAH.
- EXACTLY, YEAH.
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WE WANTED IT
TO BE INTERACTIVE, YEAH.
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- WELL, WE JUST WANT TO SAY,
YOU GO, BEN...
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- YEAH.
- AND HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.
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- YOU TOO.
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.
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YOU GUYS GO, TOO.
- BYE, BEN.
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- BYE.
- BYE, BEN.
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- OKAY, BYE.
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- I REALLY HOPE THAT GUY BEN
IS PROUD OF HIS WORK.
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- HE'S SUCH A COOL GUY.
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[line trilling]
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- HELLO.
- HEY, MOM. IT'S BEN.
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- OH, BENNY.
- WORK'S PRETTY GOOD.
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- [gasps] OH?
- YEAH, ACTUALLY, UH,
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THIS NEW SOCIAL-MARKETING
CAMPAIGN I'VE BEEN WORKING ON,
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IT'S GETTING SOME
PRETTY GOOD FEEDBACK.
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- THAT'S WONDERFUL, BENNY.
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SO THAT EXPENSIVE EDUCATION
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WAS REALLY WORTH IT, WASN'T IT?
- [laughing] I GUESS SO.
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- I'VE GOT TO GO, HONEY. I'M
SO GLAD TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR JOB.
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- BYE, MOM. I LOVE YOU.
- LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART.
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[smooches]
KISS, KISS.
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[triumphant music]
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- OKAY, AND HERE WE GO.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE WELCOME NICOLE TOMPKINS.
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TWO, TWO, TWO.
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- * HEY, YOU OVER THERE
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* I LIKE YOUR STYLE,
I LIKE YOUR HAIR *
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* I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YA
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* SO LET'S GO GET A SODA
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all: YEAH!
- * I REALLY DIG YA, BABY
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all: YEAH!
- * I SAW YOU LOOKIN' AT ME
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* YOU JUST MIGHT BE THE ONE
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* SO LET'S HAVE FUN
WHILE WE'RE YOUNG *
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- [laughs]
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OH...
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HEY, YEAH!
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WOW, NICOLE, YOU ARE A VERY GOOD
CELEBRITY GUEST.
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[laughter]
- CELEBRITY GUEST?
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- MM-HMM.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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I'M NOT FAMOUS.
- WHAT?
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- OH!
- COME ON!
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- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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- KIDS! KIDS, GRAB YOUR COATS.
WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES.
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- YAY!
- YEAH!
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- WHAT ARE WE SEEING, HON?
- THE SHWORVELS.
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- WHAT?
- THEY MADE A SHWORVELS MOVIE.
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- THE SHWORVELS?
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- DADDY GREW UP ON
THE SHWORVELS. THEY'RE GREAT.
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THERE'S PAPA SHWORVEL AND
SHWORVETTE AND THE MAGIC GARDEN.
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COME ON, GET IN THE CAR,
YOU GUYS.
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- DADDY'S EXCITED.
- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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IT'S THE HAPPIEST I'VE BEEN
IN YEARS.
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[mellow music]
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[electronic beeping]
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[upbeat dance music]
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*
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- ALL RIGHT, SHWORVELS,
YOU CAN LIVE WITH ME.
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- YEAH! THANKS, DAVE.
- DO THE SHWORV.
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- BUT STAY OUT OF MY WAY
TONIGHT.
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I GOT TO PLAN
THE BOSS'S WEDDING.
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- SURE THING, DAVE.
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[laughter]
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- COME ON, GIVE ME A KISS,
SHWORVETTE.
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- OH, SUAVE SHWORVEL.
[smooching]
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- DO THE SHWORV.
* DO IT, DO IT
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* DO THE SHWORV
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- SHWORVETTE WAS ADORABLE.
- I KNOW.
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- OH, AND THEN HER WISH FOR--
- I KNOW!
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- THEY RUINED IT.
THEY RUINED THE SHWORVELS.
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JACK BLACK AS DAVE FILMORE?
COME ON.
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- HONEY, IT'S FOR KIDS.
- YEAH, BUT, LIKE,
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IT ACTUALLY USED TO BE GOOD.
REMEMBER THE ORIGINAL SHWORVELS?
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JOHN ALLISON'S SHWORVELS?
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- I GUESS I DIDN'T REALLY WATCH
IT AS MUCH AS YOU DID.
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- WE GOT THE NEW HIT
FROM THE SHWORVELS MOVIE
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IT'S D.K. BARRELL
WITH DO THE SHWORV.
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- * DO IT, DO IT,
DO, DO THE SHWORV *
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- QUIET!
STOP DOING THE SHWORV!
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IT'S A MADE-UP SONG ANYWAY!
IT WASN'T IN THE ORIGINAL!
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[engine turning over]
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[echoing]
DAMN IT!
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KIDS, YOU WANT TO SEE
THE SHWORVELS?
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THESE ARE THE REAL SHWORVELS.
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ALL RIGHT. YEAH, THERE WE GO.
GET RID OF THAT.
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HERE WE GO.
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[whimsical music]
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- AH, SORRY, GUYS, I FELL ASLEEP
ON THE HOSE AGAIN.
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all: OH!
- LAZY!
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- [laughs]
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- WITHOUT WATER,
HOW WILL THE MAGIC GARDEN GROW?
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- LAZY...
HE FELL ASLEEP.
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HE FELL ASLEEP ON THE HOSE.
[laughs]
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- WHEN ARE THEY GONNA DO
THE SHWORV?
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- BOTH OF YOU,
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GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW.
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GO! GO!
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- WHAT A "SHWORVARIFIC" DAY.
- HONEY, YOU DO THIS
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EVERY TIME THEY REMAKE SOMETHING
FROM THE '80s.
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- I WOULDN'T
IF THEY MADE IT GOOD.
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THEY SAM PATCHED IT.
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- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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- YEAH.
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[doorbell rings]
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- HELLO?
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- WELL, IF IT ISN'T JACK BLACK.
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- HOW DID YOU GET MY ADDRESS?
- SO I GOT TO ASK.
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DO YOU THINK THE NEW SHWORVELS
IS AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL?
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- WELL, BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
I HAVEN'T SEEN THE ORIGINAL.
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[chuckles]
- WHAT?
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YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
THE ORIGINAL SHWORVELS?
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THEN HOW DO YOU THINK YOU CAN
MEASURE UP TO PHILLIP DALTON?
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- WHO'S PHILLIP DALTON?
- WHO'S PHILLIP DALTON?
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HE'S THE ORIGINAL DAVE FILMORE.
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- WHO'S DAVE FILMORE?
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- WHAT?
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THAT'S THE CHARACTER YOU PLAY
IN THE MOVIE!
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- LOOK, SOMETIMES WE DO THE BIG
STUDIO FILM FOR THE BIG PAYCHECK
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THAT WE DON'T REALLY LIKE
SO THAT LATER
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WE CAN DO THE THINGS
WE'RE REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT,
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LIKE, YOU KNOW, DEEP-CABLE
SKETCH-COMEDY SHOWS.
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YOU KNOW THAT OLD SAYING--
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ONE FOR THEM, ONE FOR YOU.
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WELL, THIS IS ONE FOR THEM.
- ONE FOR THEM?
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THE SHWORVELS
AREN'T ONE FOR THEM
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OR ONE FOR YOU.
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THEY'RE ONE FOR ME.
THEY'RE ONE FOR ME!
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- YOU'RE SCARING ME.
NO! UNHAND ME!
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- AAH!
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ONE FOR ME!
- AAH! THAT'S ASSAULT.
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OH, GREAT.
I'VE GOT LEAVES IN MY HAIR.
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- THIS IS AWESOME!
all: YEAH!
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- YOU GUYS
ARE ALL MAKING VIDEOS.
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[echoing]
THAT'S--THAT'S COOL.
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- I EAT MY FRESHY IN SECRET.
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- HOW DO I FRESHY?
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- I JUST EAT IT
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
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- ONE, TWO.
- [laughs]
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- THEY DON'T NEED ME HERE.
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I FRESHY IN FRENCH.
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I FRESHY IN A HOT TUB.
I MEAN--
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WELL, I'VE NEVER BEEN IN
A HOT TUB, SO THAT WON'T WORK.
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I DON'T FRESHY.
THE FRESHY FRESHES ME.
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YEAH, THAT'S GOOD,
BUT IT'S--IT'S NOT REALLY TRUE.
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I FRESHY WITH OR ON A HORSE.
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HOW DO I FRESHY?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
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I FRESHY WITH MY GRANDPARENTS.
HOW DO I FRESHY?
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[overlapping statements]
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HOW DO I FRESHY?
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DAMN!
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- THE TOYS!
THE TOYS! THE TOYS!
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THIS SUMMER, THE SHWORVELS
ARE TAKING OVER FRESHY'S.
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- I WANT ME SOME FRESHY.
- COME ON DOWN TO FRESHY'S
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AND GET ONE OF SEVEN
SHWORVEL ACTION FIGURES
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WITH EVERY FRESHY KID'S MEAL.
THERE'S...
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SOCIAL SHWORVEL AND HIS PHONE,
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AND THE MAGIC DIRT.
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SO SEE THE MOVIE,
THEN TELL US,
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HOW DO YOU FRESHY?
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- I FRESHY
WHILE DOING THE SHWORV.
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- THE SHWORVELS
IN THEATERS NOW.
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- [burps]
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- HEY, YOU KNOW, IT FEELS
PRETTY GOOD TO HAVE THE BAND
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BACK TOGETHER, RIGHT?
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IF YOU
REMEMBER THIS ONE, HUH?
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* YOU SAY
YOU WANNA GO WITH ME *
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* YOU SAY YOU WANNA GO,
WELL, ALL RIGHT *
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* WELL, ALL RIGHT
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU SAY
YOU HELP ME OUT ON THIS ONE?
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EVERYBODY!
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* I GOT A HOT DATE
WHO LISTENS TO ME *
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* SHE SAID
SHE WANT TO GO WITH *
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[feedback whines]
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* WELL, ALL RIGHT
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ALL RIGHT, HERE COMES
THE NEXT VERSE, YOU READY?
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* I HEARD A BANG
ON MY FLOOR *
230
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* IT WAS THE LITTLE LADY
WHO LIVES NEXT *
231
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* I SAID SO SORRY TO
[feedback whines]
232
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* SHE SAID,
"OOH, BOY, JUST SAVE YOUR" *
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- SELF!
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- THE WORD IS "BREATH."
all: OH.
235
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- COME ON. OKAY.
236
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* YOU AND
237
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ME!
* YOU AND
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all: YOU?
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- NO! ME!
240
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* WELL, ALL RIGHT
241
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:12,706
ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
242
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,145
[sighs]
SORRY, GUYS.
243
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,254
WE REALLY
SAM PATCHED THAT ONE, HUH?
244
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,856
- NOW PLEASE WELCOME
TO THE STAGE, MY MAN,
245
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PARKER VAN DELL.
246
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[cheers and applause]
247
00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:28,803
- ARE YOU PEOPLE READY TO ROCK?
[cheers and applause]
248
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,759
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
249
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,828
[rock music]
250
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,367
all: * GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE
TO PUT MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH *
251
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* GIVE ME THE TIME
TO GET ONE IN THE DOOR *
252
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,809
* BABY, TAKE ME BACK BEFORE YOU
LOCK UP THAT LATCH *
253
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:46,213
* AND I'LL NEVER
WALK OUT AGAIN *
254
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- OH, VERY NICE!
255
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*
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all: * LAST TIME I LEFT,
I MADE IT FIVE SECONDS *
257
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* BEFORE I TURNED MY CAR
RIGHT BACK AROUND *
258
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* YOU WANTED ME,
THAT MUCH WAS TRUE *
259
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:06,126
* SOMETIMES THE LION
BOWS FOR THE CLOWN *
260
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*
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- * BABY, TAKE ME BACK BEFORE
YOU LOCK UP THAT LATCH *
262
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,169
* AND I'LL NEVER
WALK OUT AGAIN *
263
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,437
- YOU GUYS SOUND GREAT.
- HEY, THANKS.
264
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- WE AIN'T DONE YET.
265
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*
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- HOW LONG WILL THEY PLAY?
- I DON'T KNOW, A COUPLE HOURS.
267
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,123
I THREW A FEW BALLADS
IN THERE.
268
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,022
WE'RE GONNA HIT THE MUSEUM
AND GET BACK HERE
269
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IN TIME TO GET LAID.
270
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all:
* I'LL NEVER WALK OUT AGAIN
271
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* I'LL NEVER WALK OUT AGAIN
272
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- * I'LL NEVER WALK OUT AGAIN
273
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[feedback whines]
274
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- [clears throat]
A LITTLE QUIET, PLEASE.
275
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ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE'S CALLED
SALTY DREAMS.
276
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[rock music]
277
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OW!
278
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* YEAH
279
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[classical piano music]
280
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*
281
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- ...HAMBURGER
ON A FISHING POLE THERE...
282
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[knock on door]
283
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,086
- MIKE?
- OH, HEY, DAVE. HI.
284
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,856
- HEY, MAN.
- HOW ARE YOU?
285
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,155
- GOOD.
I JUST FIGURED I'D CHECK IN.
286
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,056
NO ONE HEARD FROM YOU
IN A WHILE.
287
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,328
- YEAH, YEAH.
- WE MISSED YOU
288
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,095
AT CHRIS' WEDDING TOO.
- RIGHT.
289
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,104
I WAS SUPPOSED TO WALK HIM
DOWN THE AISLE, WASN'T I?
290
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,966
- SOME OF THE GUYS AND I
WERE JOKING AROUND
291
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,805
THAT MAYBE YOU WERE STILL
WORKING ON YOUR FRESHY'S IDEA.
292
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,140
- YEAH, NO. I'VE BEEN KICKING
AROUND A FEW IDEAS
293
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,935
BUT NOTHING TOO BIG.
- WAIT. WHAT?
294
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:26,207
- ER, NO. I WAS.
295
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,816
BEFORE, I WAS.
I SENT MINE IN, LIKE...
296
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- RIGHT.
- DAYS AGO.
297
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,420
HAVE YOU HEARD BACK, BY THE WAY?
- HEARD BACK?
298
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,092
- I WONDER WHAT THEY LIKE.
299
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,961
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT FRESHY'S
WANTS FROM US.
300
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,560
- I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
- YEAH.
301
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,291
- I MEAN, YOU CAN CALL
BEN STEENBURGEN
302
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,157
OVER AT FRESHY'S, BUT...
- NO, I'M NOT GONNA--
303
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:45,125
THAT'S STUPID. ALL RIGHT, DAVE,
THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING BY.
304
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:48,195
I'M ACTUALLY RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING, IF YOU DON'T MIND.
305
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:51,095
- OH.
- I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL
306
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:54,108
BEN STEENBURGEN.
OKAY.
307
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,581
- HEY, BEN, TWO WEEKS IN,
308
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,178
AND HOW DO YOU FRESHY'S?
IS STILL ON TOP.
309
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,181
[telephone ringing]
- OH!
310
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,453
- WELL, CHIEF, WE'LL LEAVE YOU
TO YOUR BUSINESS.
311
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:06,392
- OKAY.
THANKS, GUYS.
312
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,459
ASSISTANT SOCIAL MARKETING
CORRESPONDENT
313
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,258
BEN STEENBURGEN SPEAKING.
- HI. THIS IS MIKE.
314
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,231
I GOT A QUESTION
ABOUT HOW DO YOU FRESHY?
315
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,030
- OH, YEAH, SHOOT.
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
316
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:17,132
- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
LOOKING FOR EXACTLY?
317
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,504
I MEAN, FRESHY
ISN'T A VERB REALLY.
318
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,172
- UM, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
319
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:24,571
YEAH, OF COURSE IT IS.
I MEAN, WE ALL FRESHY, RIGHT?
320
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:28,284
FRESHY IS A WAY OF LIFE.
IT'S AN ATTITUDE.
321
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,408
- YEAH, WELL, I CAN'T REALLY
COME UP WITH ANYTHING.
322
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,453
I FEEL LIKE A REAL SAM PATCH
OVER HERE.
323
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,549
- THIS IS KIND OF A LOT
TO TAKE IN ALL AT ONCE.
324
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,522
DO YOU WANT TO MEET UP
FOR A DRINK AND TALK ABOUT THIS?
325
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,220
- YOU GUYS ARE IN CHICAGO,
RIGHT? I'M IN SAN JOSE.
326
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,492
I CAN'T REALLY JUST MEET UP
327
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,621
UNTIL, LIKE, 7:00,
IF THAT WORKS.
328
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,287
- OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
329
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,927
MAN, I THOUGHT I'D COME UP
WITH THE PERFECT AD CAMPAIGN,
330
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,204
YOU KNOW?
331
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,532
THOUGHT I WAS A GOLDEN GOOSE.
332
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,297
TURNS OUT I'M NOTHING MORE
THAN A YANKEE LEAPER.
333
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,567
HERE...
334
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,036
BROUGHT THESE FROM WORK,
MY TREAT.
335
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,305
- THANKS.
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN ABLE
336
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,354
TO HANDLE EVERY BIG AD CAMPAIGN
THAT'S COME MY WAY--
337
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,450
TASTY FRUITS RACE FOR THE TASTE.
- HMM.
338
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,222
- WENDELL'S CHICKEN WING
LOVE STORIES.
339
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,951
- OH.
- I EVEN WON
340
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,286
THE CHEWY CHEWS DOUGHNUT
DANCE-OFF CONTEST.
341
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,262
- NO SHIT?
- GOD.
342
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,490
- HEY, WHO WAS YOUR CONTACT
OVER AT CHEW?
343
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,926
- BRIAN PORNEESHUS.
- PORNEESHUS IS THE MAN.
344
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,632
- OH, HE'S GREAT.
HE REMINDS ME OF YOU.
345
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,273
- AH!
346
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:28,938
- BUT THIS FRESHY'S CAMPAIGN,
GOD, I JUST...
347
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,039
I COULDN'T CRACK THIS ONE.
348
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,239
- UM, MIKE...
349
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,014
WHAT EXACTLY
ARE YOU DOING THERE?
350
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,383
- OH, UH...
351
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,410
I LIKE TO FLIP THE BUNS AROUND.
- MM-HMM.
352
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,276
- GUESS I'M KIND OF UNIQUE
THAT WAY.
353
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,124
- MM-HMM.
WOULD YOU SAY
354
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:46,320
THAT'S HOW YOU FRESHY?
355
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:50,163
- UH, YEAH, BEN,
I GUESS THIS--
356
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,560
THIS IS HOW I FRESHY.
357
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:56,101
I LIKE TO FLIP THEM BUNS
AND CHOW IT DOWN!
358
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,369
MMM.
[laughs]
359
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,598
[mouse clicking rapidly]
- WE GOT IT!
360
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:04,243
HE FRESHY'D!
361
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,953
- SHWORVELS USED TO BE GOOD,
AND NOW THE MAGIC'S GONE.
362
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,581
[sighs]
363
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:23,023
[dreamy music]
364
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:31,056
*
365
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:41,240
- NOT A FAN
OF THE NEW MOVIE, HUH?
366
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:45,154
- JOHN ALLISON,
CREATOR OF THE SHWORVELS.
367
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,218
BUT YOU--YOU'RE DEAD.
- ONLY IN BODY, MY FRIEND.
368
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,978
LIKE THE GREAT MEMBERS
OF THE SHWORVEL ELDER TRIBE,
369
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,118
MY SPIRIT LIVES ON.
- UH-HUH.
370
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,993
- OH, MY GOD.
- THE SHWORVELS
371
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,262
MEANT A LOT TO ME.
THEY HAD HEART.
372
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,660
THEY CAN'T SAY THAT
ABOUT EVERYTHING THESE DAYS.
373
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,532
BUT YOU'RE OLD NOW.
374
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:05,201
YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP
WITH IDEAS OF YOUR OWN.
375
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,332
GO MAKE YOUR SHWORVELS.
376
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,767
- ME, MAKE A SHWORVELS MOVIE?
377
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,573
- NO, MAKE THE NEXT SHWORVELS,
YOU KNOW?
378
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,777
- ME, REBOOT THE SHWORVELS
FRANCHISE?
379
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,409
- YOU'RE NOT LISTENING. I'M
A SPIRIT, AND MY TIME IS LIMIT--
380
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,776
- GOOD-BYE, SPIRIT.
IF THE SPIRIT OF JOHN ALLISON
381
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,184
WANTS ME TO MAKE THE SHWORVELS
GOOD AGAIN,
382
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:27,487
THAT'S JUST WHAT I'LL DO.
- NO!
383
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:34,033
- [mumbling]
THE MAGIC GARDEN...
384
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,661
[groans]
385
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,295
- WHAT'S HE DOING?
- HE'S WRITING SOMETHING.
386
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:42,371
- FOUND A POODLE...
387
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,702
- HMM.
- AMERICA?
388
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,667
THE MAGIC GARDEN
IS IN BETWEEN WORLDS.
389
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,576
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
ANYWAY.
390
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,308
- HI.
UH, WE'RE THE DOOVERS.
391
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,314
WE'VE LIVED IN THE WALLS
OF THIS HOUSE FOR--
392
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,216
- SHH.
NOT NOW, WORKING.
393
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,318
- WHAT YOU WORKING ON?
394
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,120
- SHWORVELS MOVIE.
395
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,452
- WHAT'S A SHWORVEL?
- THEY'RE SMALL
396
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,318
MAGICAL CREATURES.
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, OKAY?
397
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,456
- WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE
SOMETHING OF YOUR OWN.
398
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,263
- YEAH, SOMETHING NEW
AND ORIGINAL.
399
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,195
- [groans]
400
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,630
HOLD ON A SECOND.
401
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,325
WHAT DID YOU GUYS SAY YOU WERE?
402
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,697
- DOOVERS.
- DOOVERS.
403
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,806
- HEY, THAT GIVES ME
AN IDEA,
404
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:23,109
A BRAND-NEW, ORIGINAL IDEA.
405
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,113
AHH.
406
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:31,145
[cheers and applause]
407
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,654
- I DID IT.
408
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,745
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
DOOVY.
409
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,257
- YEAH!
410
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,289
[upbeat dance music]
411
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:42,296
*
412
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:45,129
- ALL RIGHT, SHWORVELS,
YOU CAN LIVE WITH ME.
413
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,395
- YEAH. THANKS, DAVE.
- WHAT A "SHWORVARIFIC" DAY.
414
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:50,244
- BUT STAY OUT OF MY WAY
TONIGHT.
415
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,310
I GOT TO BE PLANNING
MY BOSS'S WEDDING.
416
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:55,509
OH, NO, NOT DOOVERS.
417
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:59,312
- DO THE DOOV.
- DO IT, DO IT, DO IT.
418
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,446
- WHOA, THAT WAS BAD.
419
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,121
SORRY, EVERYBODY.
I SAM PATCHED THAT ONE.
420
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,121
- WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT IT
OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.
421
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,393
- YEAH.
- HEY! YOU REMEMBER ME?
422
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,521
- WHAT THE HECK?
IT'S JACK BLACK.
423
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:14,327
- HEY, NERD ARMY, THAT'S THE GUY
WHO RUINED THE SHWORVELS.
424
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,131
- GET HIM!
- NOPE!
425
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:20,304
- GET HIS KIDS.
[all yelling]
426
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,203
[children screaming]
427
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,836
- NOT MY KIDS!
428
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,279
- HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
429
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,511
THAT'S HOW I FRESHY!
430
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,276
- [laughs]
431
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,815
- ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO PISS.
HEY, I FEEL FANTASTIC.
432
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,820
THIS MUST BE HOW YOU FELT
433
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,362
WHEN YOU FIGURED OUT
HOW YOU FRESHY'D.
434
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,219
WHOO!
435
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:49,298
- HOW I FRESHY?
436
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,329
OH, NO.
437
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:56,344
[piano music]
438
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,569
- BEN? BEN STEENBURGEN
FROM FRESHY'S?
439
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,206
BOY, A LOT HAS HAPPENED
SINCE I SAW YOU LAST.
440
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,442
I STARTED MY OWN BUSINESS.
I GOT TWO SONS.
441
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,477
THEY'RE OVER THERE
ON THE--CAYDEN!
442
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,612
- AAH!
443
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,477
- THEY'RE OVER THERE ON
THE SWINGS ACTING LIKE ANIMALS.
444
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,347
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WHAT'S--WHAT'S--WHAT'S NEW?
445
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,845
- WELL, I QUIT THAT JOB.
446
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,257
FELT LIKE A FRAUD,
SO I LEFT.
447
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,860
HAVEN'T WORKED SINCE.
448
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,861
HAVEN'T REALLY DONE
ANYTHING SINCE.
449
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:24,263
HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE.
HAVEN'T TALKED TO ANYBODY.
450
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,497
HAVEN'T CHANGED MY SUIT.
- OH.
451
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,473
- I GUESS YOU COULD SAY MY LIFE
TOOK A BIG YANKEE LEAP.
452
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,572
- HEY, BOYS.
- DAD, WHO'S THAT?
453
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,914
- [sighs]
454
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,610
THAT'S NO ONE, HONEY, OKAY?
WHY DON'T WE GO?
455
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,853
WELL, BEN, GREAT TO SEE YA.
WE'RE GONNA GO.
456
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,949
NO, NO, NO, NO.
JUST--JUST LEAVE IT.
457
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,851
JUST--THAT'S OKAY.
- JUST LEAVE THE SCOOTER?
458
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,423
- YEAH, WE'LL GET
A WHOLE BUNCH MORE. COME ON.
459
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,292
- [sighs]
460
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,990
[melancholy music]
461
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:56,502
*
462
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,399
[crying]
463
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:01,331
- GUESS THAT'S
HOW YOU FRESHY, HUH?
464
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,738
- EXCUSE ME?
- OH, YOU KNOW...
465
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,239
REMEMBER THOSE--
THOSE OLD COMMERCIALS?
466
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,771
THAT'S HOW
YOU EAT YOUR BURGER.
467
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,735
YOU PUT WHISKEY ON IT,
AND THEN YOU SIT THERE,
468
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,975
ALONE, SAD, CRYING,
NOBODY TO TALK TO.
469
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,751
IT'S PATHETIC,
BUT THAT'S HOW YOU FRESHY.
470
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,481
- I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU KNOW,
471
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,416
YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME
THAT THAT WOULD HAVE MEANT
472
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,291
A LOT TO ME.
473
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,260
BUT IT'S TOO LATE
TO MATTER NOW.
474
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:25,629
[melancholy music]
475
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:31,428
*
476
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:35,474
[dramatic music]
477
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,509
- FUN MONSTER-TRUCK RALLY,
HUH, BOYS?
478
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,042
- YEAH.
- CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
479
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:47,446
DERRIK KARVIL JUMPED 14 BUSES
ON HIS DIRT BIKE.
480
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,780
PRETTY GOOD, PRETTY GOOD.
HE'S NO SAM PATCH,
481
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,486
BUT HE'S PRETTY GOOD.
- WHO'S SAM PATCH?
482
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:53,519
[tires screeching]
483
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,893
- WHO'S SAM PATCH?
484
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,692
RIGHT HERE, COME ON.
485
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,964
IN, IN, IN, IN.
CAYDEN, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
486
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,402
SAM PATCH WAS
AN AMERICAN FOLK HERO.
487
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,929
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
THIS IS WHERE SAM PATCH ATE.
488
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,534
THIS IS WHERE SAM PATCH KEPT
ALL OF HIS BOTTLES EMPTY OR NOT.
489
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,967
THIS IS WHERE SAM PATCH BAKED.
490
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,942
[Yankee Doodle Dandy playing]
491
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,371
HERE, LET'S WATCH THE VIDEO.
THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.
492
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,037
- WHO'S SAM PATCH?
493
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,975
KNOWN AS "THE YANKEE LEAPER,"
SAM PATCH ENTERTAINED CROWDS
494
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,751
BY JUMPING OFF HIGH PLATFORMS
AND WATERFALLS.
495
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,651
HE EVENTUALLY DIED
IN ROCHESTER, NEW YORK,
496
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,423
ON ONE OF HIS FAMOUS
YANKEE LEAPS.
497
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,423
- NOW, THAT'S SAM PATCH
FOR YOU.
498
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,986
- SAM PATCH SUCKS.
499
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:34,664
- WELL, OF COURSE HE SUCKS, NOW.
500
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:37,404
BUT IN THE 1820s,
HE WAS A BIG DEAL.
501
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,070
YOU SEE, BOYS,
EVERYTHING THAT'S NEW AND COOL
502
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,429
WILL EVENTUALLY BECOME
503
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,668
ACTUALLY PRETTY SHITTY.
504
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:45,473
- SO YOU MEAN
LIKE THAT NEW MOVIE,
505
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,365
THE SHWORVELS MEET THE DOOVERS
MEET THE TWERBLIES 3?
506
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,537
- ARE YOU INSANE?
507
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:53,376
THAT MOVIE ROCKS THE HOUSE.
SDT3 IS HERE TO STAY.
508
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,453
OH, I'M DOING THE SHWORV.
509
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,052
BOYS, MY POINT IS THIS,
510
00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:00,393
WHEN A NEW FAD COMES ALONG,
EVERYONE LOVES TO JUMP ON BOARD.
511
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,590
- OH, LIKE THE OLD
HOW DO YOU FRESHY? CAMPAIGN
512
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,521
YOU WERE TELLING US ABOUT.
513
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:06,056
- WHAT?
HOW DO YOU FRESHY? IS GENIUS.
514
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:09,402
THEY OUGHT TO BRING THAT BACK.
HELL, IT WORKED ON ME.
515
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,529
OH!
- YEAH!
516
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:15,374
both: WE LIKE TO FLIP THEM BUNS
AND CHOW IT DOWN!
517
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,802
[growling]
518
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,667
- CAN'T GET ENOUGH
BIRTHDAY BOYS?
519
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:22,836
HOP ONLINE NOW
FOR EXTRA DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT.
520
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,535
AND WHILE YOU'RE THERE,
DON'T FORGET TO TELL US
521
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,607
HOW YOU BIRTHDAY.
522
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:31,416
[upbeat electronic music]
523
00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:32,421
- THIS IS AWESOME.
524
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:33,992
- AB-SO-LUTELY.
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