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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,870 --> 00:00:04,440 - FRESHY'S BURGERS WANTS TO KNOW, 2 00:00:04,472 --> 00:00:06,312 WHAT'S YOUR FRESHY STYLE? 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,180 - I EAT MINE ON THE GO. 4 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:10,039 - I EAT MINE AT THE OFFICE. 5 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:13,078 AND I TELL MY COWORKERS, "STEP AWAY FROM THE FRESHY." 6 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:15,154 - GO ONLINE NOW AND LET US KNOW, 7 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:17,253 HOW DO YOU FRESHY? 8 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:19,115 - OH, NICE! 9 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:21,823 - THEY WANT TO KNOW HOW WE FRESHY? 10 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,285 THIS RULES! 11 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:25,194 - GUYS, WE GOT TO DO IT. 12 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,526 WE GOT TO TELL 'EM HOW WE FRESHY. 13 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:30,431 - US? YOU THINK SO? OKAY. 14 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,804 - THIS IS AWESOME! - OKAY. 15 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,573 [upbeat music] 16 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:38,442 - I EAT MY FRESHY'S TWO AT A TIME. 17 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:41,442 - I EAT MY FRESHY IN SECRET. 18 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:42,775 - I JUST EAT IT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY. 19 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:45,450 - OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY DANG. 20 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,449 - THAT SUITS ME JUST FINE. 21 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:49,552 - I LET THE FRESHY TO COME TO ME. 22 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,523 [upbeat music] 23 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,852 [laughs] 24 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,587 - OH. - OH, AWESOME! 25 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:59,494 - THAT WAS SO FUN. - YEAH, MAN. 26 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:01,157 - THE BEST. - NO, SERIOUSLY... 27 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,855 THAT WAS REALLY, REALLY FUN. - YEAH. 28 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,197 - WE SHOULD CALL AND LET THEM KNOW. 29 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:07,404 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 30 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:11,435 [indistinct conversations] 31 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:15,142 [telephone rings] 32 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:16,606 - HELLO? 33 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:18,614 - BEN, I HAVE A MITCH, DAVE, JEFF, 34 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:20,306 CHRIS, AND MATT CALLING FOR YOU. 35 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:22,778 APPARENTLY THEY LIKE THE NEW SOCIAL-MARKETING CAMPAIGN. 36 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:24,686 - YOU MEAN HOW DO YOU FRESHY? 37 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:26,818 - THAT WAS YOURS, RIGHT? - YEAH, THAT WAS ME. 38 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:29,194 YOU--YEAH, YOU-- YOU CAN CONNECT ME, SURE. 39 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:32,133 YEAH. - ONE MOMENT. 40 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,500 - HI. IS THIS BEN STEENBURGEN? 41 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:36,528 - YES, THIS IS BEN. HI. 42 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:38,204 - IT'S HIM. - HEY, BEN... 43 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:39,572 WE WERE JUST CALLING TO TELL YOU 44 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,300 THAT WE REALLY LOVE YOUR COMMERCIAL. 45 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:44,366 - WELL, THANK YOU. UM, YEAH, YOU KNOW, 46 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:46,535 I ACTUALLY DON'T REALLY GET TO DO THOSE TOO OFTEN, 47 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:49,544 BUT MY BOSSES LET ME RUN WITH IT, AND I WORKED REALLY HARD, 48 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:51,847 AND IT WAS SO FUN. - WE LIKE IT 49 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:53,749 BECAUSE IT LETS US FRESHY'S CUSTOMERS 50 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:56,481 LET YOU GUYS KNOW HOW WE FRESHY. - YEAH. 51 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:59,347 - YEAH, THAT'S THE WHOLE THING. IT'S LIKE NOW YOU HAVE A VOICE. 52 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:01,217 - YEAH, IT'S-- IT'S INTERACTIVE. 53 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:03,485 - YEAH. - EXACTLY, YEAH. 54 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:04,894 WE WANTED IT TO BE INTERACTIVE, YEAH. 55 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:07,195 - WELL, WE JUST WANT TO SAY, YOU GO, BEN... 56 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:09,158 - YEAH. - AND HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND. 57 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,527 - YOU TOO. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND. 58 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:11,874 YOU GUYS GO, TOO. - BYE, BEN. 59 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,299 - BYE. - BYE, BEN. 60 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:16,304 - OKAY, BYE. 61 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:18,837 - I REALLY HOPE THAT GUY BEN IS PROUD OF HIS WORK. 62 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,242 - HE'S SUCH A COOL GUY. 63 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:22,284 [line trilling] 64 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,910 - HELLO. - HEY, MOM. IT'S BEN. 65 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:26,484 - OH, BENNY. - WORK'S PRETTY GOOD. 66 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:28,954 - [gasps] OH? - YEAH, ACTUALLY, UH, 67 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,392 THIS NEW SOCIAL-MARKETING CAMPAIGN I'VE BEEN WORKING ON, 68 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:33,849 IT'S GETTING SOME PRETTY GOOD FEEDBACK. 69 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,417 - THAT'S WONDERFUL, BENNY. 70 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:37,956 SO THAT EXPENSIVE EDUCATION 71 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,961 WAS REALLY WORTH IT, WASN'T IT? - [laughing] I GUESS SO. 72 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:44,534 - I'VE GOT TO GO, HONEY. I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR JOB. 73 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,525 - BYE, MOM. I LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART. 74 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:49,297 [smooches] KISS, KISS. 75 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:14,659 [triumphant music] 76 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,325 - OKAY, AND HERE WE GO. 77 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:20,965 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME NICOLE TOMPKINS. 78 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:23,701 TWO, TWO, TWO. 79 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:28,978 - * HEY, YOU OVER THERE 80 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:31,379 * I LIKE YOUR STYLE, I LIKE YOUR HAIR * 81 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:33,512 * I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YA 82 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,317 * SO LET'S GO GET A SODA 83 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,749 all: YEAH! - * I REALLY DIG YA, BABY 84 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:39,545 all: YEAH! - * I SAW YOU LOOKIN' AT ME 85 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:41,257 * YOU JUST MIGHT BE THE ONE 86 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:44,359 * SO LET'S HAVE FUN WHILE WE'RE YOUNG * 87 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:47,262 - [laughs] 88 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,355 OH... 89 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:51,597 HEY, YEAH! 90 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:54,502 WOW, NICOLE, YOU ARE A VERY GOOD CELEBRITY GUEST. 91 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:56,335 [laughter] - CELEBRITY GUEST? 92 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,040 - MM-HMM. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 93 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,541 I'M NOT FAMOUS. - WHAT? 94 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,043 - OH! - COME ON! 95 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,314 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 96 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:08,478 - KIDS! KIDS, GRAB YOUR COATS. WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES. 97 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:10,346 - YAY! - YEAH! 98 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:12,924 - WHAT ARE WE SEEING, HON? - THE SHWORVELS. 99 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:15,423 - WHAT? - THEY MADE A SHWORVELS MOVIE. 100 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,016 - THE SHWORVELS? 101 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:19,287 - DADDY GREW UP ON THE SHWORVELS. THEY'RE GREAT. 102 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,627 THERE'S PAPA SHWORVEL AND SHWORVETTE AND THE MAGIC GARDEN. 103 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,032 COME ON, GET IN THE CAR, YOU GUYS. 104 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,733 - DADDY'S EXCITED. - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 105 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,335 IT'S THE HAPPIEST I'VE BEEN IN YEARS. 106 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:29,398 [mellow music] 107 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,537 [electronic beeping] 108 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:34,712 [upbeat dance music] 109 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:37,782 * 110 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:40,081 - ALL RIGHT, SHWORVELS, YOU CAN LIVE WITH ME. 111 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,383 - YEAH! THANKS, DAVE. - DO THE SHWORV. 112 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,676 - BUT STAY OUT OF MY WAY TONIGHT. 113 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,317 I GOT TO PLAN THE BOSS'S WEDDING. 114 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:47,764 - SURE THING, DAVE. 115 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,958 [laughter] 116 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,091 - COME ON, GIVE ME A KISS, SHWORVETTE. 117 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,926 - OH, SUAVE SHWORVEL. [smooching] 118 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:58,532 - DO THE SHWORV. * DO IT, DO IT 119 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:01,396 * DO THE SHWORV 120 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:02,935 - SHWORVETTE WAS ADORABLE. - I KNOW. 121 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,740 - OH, AND THEN HER WISH FOR-- - I KNOW! 122 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:06,672 - THEY RUINED IT. THEY RUINED THE SHWORVELS. 123 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:08,977 JACK BLACK AS DAVE FILMORE? COME ON. 124 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,409 - HONEY, IT'S FOR KIDS. - YEAH, BUT, LIKE, 125 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,705 IT ACTUALLY USED TO BE GOOD. REMEMBER THE ORIGINAL SHWORVELS? 126 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,617 JOHN ALLISON'S SHWORVELS? 127 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,589 - I GUESS I DIDN'T REALLY WATCH IT AS MUCH AS YOU DID. 128 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,948 - WE GOT THE NEW HIT FROM THE SHWORVELS MOVIE 129 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:23,457 IT'S D.K. BARRELL WITH DO THE SHWORV. 130 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:26,461 - * DO IT, DO IT, DO, DO THE SHWORV * 131 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:28,804 - QUIET! STOP DOING THE SHWORV! 132 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:32,629 IT'S A MADE-UP SONG ANYWAY! IT WASN'T IN THE ORIGINAL! 133 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,666 [engine turning over] 134 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:36,971 [echoing] DAMN IT! 135 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,444 KIDS, YOU WANT TO SEE THE SHWORVELS? 136 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:41,643 THESE ARE THE REAL SHWORVELS. 137 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,678 ALL RIGHT. YEAH, THERE WE GO. GET RID OF THAT. 138 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:48,584 HERE WE GO. 139 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:51,586 [whimsical music] 140 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:54,619 - AH, SORRY, GUYS, I FELL ASLEEP ON THE HOSE AGAIN. 141 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:56,155 all: OH! - LAZY! 142 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,129 - [laughs] 143 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,428 - WITHOUT WATER, HOW WILL THE MAGIC GARDEN GROW? 144 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:03,801 - LAZY... HE FELL ASLEEP. 145 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,871 HE FELL ASLEEP ON THE HOSE. [laughs] 146 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:09,539 - WHEN ARE THEY GONNA DO THE SHWORV? 147 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,170 - BOTH OF YOU, 148 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,474 GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW. 149 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,137 GO! GO! 150 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,105 - WHAT A "SHWORVARIFIC" DAY. - HONEY, YOU DO THIS 151 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,184 EVERY TIME THEY REMAKE SOMETHING FROM THE '80s. 152 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,852 - I WOULDN'T IF THEY MADE IT GOOD. 153 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,751 THEY SAM PATCHED IT. 154 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:25,093 - WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 155 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,520 - YEAH. 156 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,157 [doorbell rings] 157 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:32,531 - HELLO? 158 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,500 - WELL, IF IT ISN'T JACK BLACK. 159 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:37,498 - HOW DID YOU GET MY ADDRESS? - SO I GOT TO ASK. 160 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:41,171 DO YOU THINK THE NEW SHWORVELS IS AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL? 161 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:43,841 - WELL, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I HAVEN'T SEEN THE ORIGINAL. 162 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,841 [chuckles] - WHAT? 163 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,913 YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE ORIGINAL SHWORVELS? 164 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:50,141 THEN HOW DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MEASURE UP TO PHILLIP DALTON? 165 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,807 - WHO'S PHILLIP DALTON? - WHO'S PHILLIP DALTON? 166 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:55,516 HE'S THE ORIGINAL DAVE FILMORE. 167 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,689 - WHO'S DAVE FILMORE? 168 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,548 - WHAT? 169 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:02,517 THAT'S THE CHARACTER YOU PLAY IN THE MOVIE! 170 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:05,726 - LOOK, SOMETIMES WE DO THE BIG STUDIO FILM FOR THE BIG PAYCHECK 171 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,799 THAT WE DON'T REALLY LIKE SO THAT LATER 172 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,928 WE CAN DO THE THINGS WE'RE REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT, 173 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:13,673 LIKE, YOU KNOW, DEEP-CABLE SKETCH-COMEDY SHOWS. 174 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:14,801 YOU KNOW THAT OLD SAYING-- 175 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,795 ONE FOR THEM, ONE FOR YOU. 176 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,637 WELL, THIS IS ONE FOR THEM. - ONE FOR THEM? 177 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,543 THE SHWORVELS AREN'T ONE FOR THEM 178 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,735 OR ONE FOR YOU. 179 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,477 THEY'RE ONE FOR ME. THEY'RE ONE FOR ME! 180 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:27,654 - YOU'RE SCARING ME. NO! UNHAND ME! 181 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,751 - AAH! 182 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,953 ONE FOR ME! - AAH! THAT'S ASSAULT. 183 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:35,856 OH, GREAT. I'VE GOT LEAVES IN MY HAIR. 184 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:42,698 - THIS IS AWESOME! all: YEAH! 185 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:43,960 - YOU GUYS ARE ALL MAKING VIDEOS. 186 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,827 [echoing] THAT'S--THAT'S COOL. 187 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,766 - I EAT MY FRESHY IN SECRET. 188 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,241 - HOW DO I FRESHY? 189 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,839 - I JUST EAT IT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY. 190 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:53,141 - ONE, TWO. - [laughs] 191 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:56,513 - THEY DON'T NEED ME HERE. 192 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:57,954 I FRESHY IN FRENCH. 193 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,948 I FRESHY IN A HOT TUB. I MEAN-- 194 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,150 WELL, I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A HOT TUB, SO THAT WON'T WORK. 195 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:05,022 I DON'T FRESHY. THE FRESHY FRESHES ME. 196 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:08,692 YEAH, THAT'S GOOD, BUT IT'S--IT'S NOT REALLY TRUE. 197 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:10,722 I FRESHY WITH OR ON A HORSE. 198 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:12,588 HOW DO I FRESHY? 199 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:13,856 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? 200 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:16,834 I FRESHY WITH MY GRANDPARENTS. HOW DO I FRESHY? 201 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:19,904 [overlapping statements] 202 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:24,872 HOW DO I FRESHY? 203 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:27,705 DAMN! 204 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,922 - THE TOYS! THE TOYS! THE TOYS! 205 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:37,988 THIS SUMMER, THE SHWORVELS ARE TAKING OVER FRESHY'S. 206 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,988 - I WANT ME SOME FRESHY. - COME ON DOWN TO FRESHY'S 207 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,921 AND GET ONE OF SEVEN SHWORVEL ACTION FIGURES 208 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,556 WITH EVERY FRESHY KID'S MEAL. THERE'S... 209 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,895 SOCIAL SHWORVEL AND HIS PHONE, 210 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,274 AND THE MAGIC DIRT. 211 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:56,802 SO SEE THE MOVIE, THEN TELL US, 212 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:58,007 HOW DO YOU FRESHY? 213 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,668 - I FRESHY WHILE DOING THE SHWORV. 214 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,637 - THE SHWORVELS IN THEATERS NOW. 215 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:02,735 - [burps] 216 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,721 - HEY, YOU KNOW, IT FEELS PRETTY GOOD TO HAVE THE BAND 217 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,821 BACK TOGETHER, RIGHT? 218 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:15,193 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IF YOU REMEMBER THIS ONE, HUH? 219 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,832 * YOU SAY YOU WANNA GO WITH ME * 220 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:21,829 * YOU SAY YOU WANNA GO, WELL, ALL RIGHT * 221 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,902 * WELL, ALL RIGHT 222 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,901 ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU HELP ME OUT ON THIS ONE? 223 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,373 EVERYBODY! 224 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,870 * I GOT A HOT DATE WHO LISTENS TO ME * 225 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,774 * SHE SAID SHE WANT TO GO WITH * 226 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,836 [feedback whines] 227 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,335 * WELL, ALL RIGHT 228 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:39,806 ALL RIGHT, HERE COMES THE NEXT VERSE, YOU READY? 229 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:42,317 * I HEARD A BANG ON MY FLOOR * 230 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:45,149 * IT WAS THE LITTLE LADY WHO LIVES NEXT * 231 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,290 * I SAID SO SORRY TO [feedback whines] 232 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:53,732 * SHE SAID, "OOH, BOY, JUST SAVE YOUR" * 233 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,061 - SELF! 234 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,795 - THE WORD IS "BREATH." all: OH. 235 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,801 - COME ON. OKAY. 236 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,773 * YOU AND 237 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,802 ME! * YOU AND 238 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,707 all: YOU? 239 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,339 - NO! ME! 240 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,844 * WELL, ALL RIGHT 241 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:12,706 ALL RIGHT. COME ON. 242 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,145 [sighs] SORRY, GUYS. 243 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,254 WE REALLY SAM PATCHED THAT ONE, HUH? 244 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,856 - NOW PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE, MY MAN, 245 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,959 PARKER VAN DELL. 246 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,861 [cheers and applause] 247 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:28,803 - ARE YOU PEOPLE READY TO ROCK? [cheers and applause] 248 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,759 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! 249 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,828 [rock music] 250 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,367 all: * GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE TO PUT MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH * 251 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:39,413 * GIVE ME THE TIME TO GET ONE IN THE DOOR * 252 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,809 * BABY, TAKE ME BACK BEFORE YOU LOCK UP THAT LATCH * 253 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:46,213 * AND I'LL NEVER WALK OUT AGAIN * 254 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,721 - OH, VERY NICE! 255 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:53,150 * 256 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:56,856 all: * LAST TIME I LEFT, I MADE IT FIVE SECONDS * 257 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,760 * BEFORE I TURNED MY CAR RIGHT BACK AROUND * 258 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,763 * YOU WANTED ME, THAT MUCH WAS TRUE * 259 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:06,126 * SOMETIMES THE LION BOWS FOR THE CLOWN * 260 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,466 * 261 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,412 - * BABY, TAKE ME BACK BEFORE YOU LOCK UP THAT LATCH * 262 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,169 * AND I'LL NEVER WALK OUT AGAIN * 263 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,437 - YOU GUYS SOUND GREAT. - HEY, THANKS. 264 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,746 - WE AIN'T DONE YET. 265 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,478 * 266 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,053 - HOW LONG WILL THEY PLAY? - I DON'T KNOW, A COUPLE HOURS. 267 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,123 I THREW A FEW BALLADS IN THERE. 268 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,022 WE'RE GONNA HIT THE MUSEUM AND GET BACK HERE 269 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,164 IN TIME TO GET LAID. 270 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,029 all: * I'LL NEVER WALK OUT AGAIN 271 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,759 * I'LL NEVER WALK OUT AGAIN 272 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,895 - * I'LL NEVER WALK OUT AGAIN 273 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,031 [feedback whines] 274 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:43,067 - [clears throat] A LITTLE QUIET, PLEASE. 275 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,013 ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE'S CALLED SALTY DREAMS. 276 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,939 [rock music] 277 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:50,805 OW! 278 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:51,954 * YEAH 279 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,777 [classical piano music] 280 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,347 * 281 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,085 - ...HAMBURGER ON A FISHING POLE THERE... 282 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,022 [knock on door] 283 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,086 - MIKE? - OH, HEY, DAVE. HI. 284 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,856 - HEY, MAN. - HOW ARE YOU? 285 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,155 - GOOD. I JUST FIGURED I'D CHECK IN. 286 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,056 NO ONE HEARD FROM YOU IN A WHILE. 287 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,328 - YEAH, YEAH. - WE MISSED YOU 288 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,095 AT CHRIS' WEDDING TOO. - RIGHT. 289 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,104 I WAS SUPPOSED TO WALK HIM DOWN THE AISLE, WASN'T I? 290 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,966 - SOME OF THE GUYS AND I WERE JOKING AROUND 291 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,805 THAT MAYBE YOU WERE STILL WORKING ON YOUR FRESHY'S IDEA. 292 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,140 - YEAH, NO. I'VE BEEN KICKING AROUND A FEW IDEAS 293 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,935 BUT NOTHING TOO BIG. - WAIT. WHAT? 294 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:26,207 - ER, NO. I WAS. 295 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,816 BEFORE, I WAS. I SENT MINE IN, LIKE... 296 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:30,018 - RIGHT. - DAYS AGO. 297 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,420 HAVE YOU HEARD BACK, BY THE WAY? - HEARD BACK? 298 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,092 - I WONDER WHAT THEY LIKE. 299 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,961 I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT FRESHY'S WANTS FROM US. 300 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,560 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. - YEAH. 301 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,291 - I MEAN, YOU CAN CALL BEN STEENBURGEN 302 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,157 OVER AT FRESHY'S, BUT... - NO, I'M NOT GONNA-- 303 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:45,125 THAT'S STUPID. ALL RIGHT, DAVE, THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING BY. 304 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:48,195 I'M ACTUALLY RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 305 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:51,095 - OH. - I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL 306 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:54,108 BEN STEENBURGEN. OKAY. 307 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,581 - HEY, BEN, TWO WEEKS IN, 308 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,178 AND HOW DO YOU FRESHY'S? IS STILL ON TOP. 309 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,181 [telephone ringing] - OH! 310 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,453 - WELL, CHIEF, WE'LL LEAVE YOU TO YOUR BUSINESS. 311 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:06,392 - OKAY. THANKS, GUYS. 312 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,459 ASSISTANT SOCIAL MARKETING CORRESPONDENT 313 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,258 BEN STEENBURGEN SPEAKING. - HI. THIS IS MIKE. 314 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,231 I GOT A QUESTION ABOUT HOW DO YOU FRESHY? 315 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,030 - OH, YEAH, SHOOT. WHAT DO YOU GOT? 316 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:17,132 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING FOR EXACTLY? 317 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,504 I MEAN, FRESHY ISN'T A VERB REALLY. 318 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,172 - UM, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 319 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:24,571 YEAH, OF COURSE IT IS. I MEAN, WE ALL FRESHY, RIGHT? 320 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:28,284 FRESHY IS A WAY OF LIFE. IT'S AN ATTITUDE. 321 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,408 - YEAH, WELL, I CAN'T REALLY COME UP WITH ANYTHING. 322 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,453 I FEEL LIKE A REAL SAM PATCH OVER HERE. 323 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,549 - THIS IS KIND OF A LOT TO TAKE IN ALL AT ONCE. 324 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,522 DO YOU WANT TO MEET UP FOR A DRINK AND TALK ABOUT THIS? 325 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,220 - YOU GUYS ARE IN CHICAGO, RIGHT? I'M IN SAN JOSE. 326 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,492 I CAN'T REALLY JUST MEET UP 327 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,621 UNTIL, LIKE, 7:00, IF THAT WORKS. 328 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,287 - OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 329 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,927 MAN, I THOUGHT I'D COME UP WITH THE PERFECT AD CAMPAIGN, 330 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,204 YOU KNOW? 331 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,532 THOUGHT I WAS A GOLDEN GOOSE. 332 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,297 TURNS OUT I'M NOTHING MORE THAN A YANKEE LEAPER. 333 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,567 HERE... 334 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,036 BROUGHT THESE FROM WORK, MY TREAT. 335 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,305 - THANKS. YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN ABLE 336 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,354 TO HANDLE EVERY BIG AD CAMPAIGN THAT'S COME MY WAY-- 337 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,450 TASTY FRUITS RACE FOR THE TASTE. - HMM. 338 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,222 - WENDELL'S CHICKEN WING LOVE STORIES. 339 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,951 - OH. - I EVEN WON 340 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,286 THE CHEWY CHEWS DOUGHNUT DANCE-OFF CONTEST. 341 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,262 - NO SHIT? - GOD. 342 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,490 - HEY, WHO WAS YOUR CONTACT OVER AT CHEW? 343 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,926 - BRIAN PORNEESHUS. - PORNEESHUS IS THE MAN. 344 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,632 - OH, HE'S GREAT. HE REMINDS ME OF YOU. 345 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,273 - AH! 346 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:28,938 - BUT THIS FRESHY'S CAMPAIGN, GOD, I JUST... 347 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,039 I COULDN'T CRACK THIS ONE. 348 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,239 - UM, MIKE... 349 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,014 WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU DOING THERE? 350 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,383 - OH, UH... 351 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,410 I LIKE TO FLIP THE BUNS AROUND. - MM-HMM. 352 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,276 - GUESS I'M KIND OF UNIQUE THAT WAY. 353 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,124 - MM-HMM. WOULD YOU SAY 354 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:46,320 THAT'S HOW YOU FRESHY? 355 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:50,163 - UH, YEAH, BEN, I GUESS THIS-- 356 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,560 THIS IS HOW I FRESHY. 357 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:56,101 I LIKE TO FLIP THEM BUNS AND CHOW IT DOWN! 358 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,369 MMM. [laughs] 359 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,598 [mouse clicking rapidly] - WE GOT IT! 360 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:04,243 HE FRESHY'D! 361 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,953 - SHWORVELS USED TO BE GOOD, AND NOW THE MAGIC'S GONE. 362 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,581 [sighs] 363 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:23,023 [dreamy music] 364 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:31,056 * 365 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:41,240 - NOT A FAN OF THE NEW MOVIE, HUH? 366 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:45,154 - JOHN ALLISON, CREATOR OF THE SHWORVELS. 367 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,218 BUT YOU--YOU'RE DEAD. - ONLY IN BODY, MY FRIEND. 368 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,978 LIKE THE GREAT MEMBERS OF THE SHWORVEL ELDER TRIBE, 369 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,118 MY SPIRIT LIVES ON. - UH-HUH. 370 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,993 - OH, MY GOD. - THE SHWORVELS 371 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,262 MEANT A LOT TO ME. THEY HAD HEART. 372 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,660 THEY CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT EVERYTHING THESE DAYS. 373 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,532 BUT YOU'RE OLD NOW. 374 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:05,201 YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP WITH IDEAS OF YOUR OWN. 375 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,332 GO MAKE YOUR SHWORVELS. 376 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,767 - ME, MAKE A SHWORVELS MOVIE? 377 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,573 - NO, MAKE THE NEXT SHWORVELS, YOU KNOW? 378 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,777 - ME, REBOOT THE SHWORVELS FRANCHISE? 379 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,409 - YOU'RE NOT LISTENING. I'M A SPIRIT, AND MY TIME IS LIMIT-- 380 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,776 - GOOD-BYE, SPIRIT. IF THE SPIRIT OF JOHN ALLISON 381 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,184 WANTS ME TO MAKE THE SHWORVELS GOOD AGAIN, 382 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:27,487 THAT'S JUST WHAT I'LL DO. - NO! 383 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:34,033 - [mumbling] THE MAGIC GARDEN... 384 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,661 [groans] 385 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,295 - WHAT'S HE DOING? - HE'S WRITING SOMETHING. 386 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:42,371 - FOUND A POODLE... 387 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,702 - HMM. - AMERICA? 388 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,667 THE MAGIC GARDEN IS IN BETWEEN WORLDS. 389 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,576 IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER ANYWAY. 390 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,308 - HI. UH, WE'RE THE DOOVERS. 391 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,314 WE'VE LIVED IN THE WALLS OF THIS HOUSE FOR-- 392 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,216 - SHH. NOT NOW, WORKING. 393 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,318 - WHAT YOU WORKING ON? 394 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,120 - SHWORVELS MOVIE. 395 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,452 - WHAT'S A SHWORVEL? - THEY'RE SMALL 396 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,318 MAGICAL CREATURES. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, OKAY? 397 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,456 - WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING OF YOUR OWN. 398 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,263 - YEAH, SOMETHING NEW AND ORIGINAL. 399 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,195 - [groans] 400 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,630 HOLD ON A SECOND. 401 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,325 WHAT DID YOU GUYS SAY YOU WERE? 402 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,697 - DOOVERS. - DOOVERS. 403 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,806 - HEY, THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA, 404 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:23,109 A BRAND-NEW, ORIGINAL IDEA. 405 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,113 AHH. 406 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:31,145 [cheers and applause] 407 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,654 - I DID IT. 408 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,745 - YEAH, ALL RIGHT. DOOVY. 409 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,257 - YEAH! 410 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,289 [upbeat dance music] 411 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:42,296 * 412 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:45,129 - ALL RIGHT, SHWORVELS, YOU CAN LIVE WITH ME. 413 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,395 - YEAH. THANKS, DAVE. - WHAT A "SHWORVARIFIC" DAY. 414 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:50,244 - BUT STAY OUT OF MY WAY TONIGHT. 415 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,310 I GOT TO BE PLANNING MY BOSS'S WEDDING. 416 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:55,509 OH, NO, NOT DOOVERS. 417 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:59,312 - DO THE DOOV. - DO IT, DO IT, DO IT. 418 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,446 - WHOA, THAT WAS BAD. 419 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,121 SORRY, EVERYBODY. I SAM PATCHED THAT ONE. 420 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,121 - WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM. 421 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,393 - YEAH. - HEY! YOU REMEMBER ME? 422 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,521 - WHAT THE HECK? IT'S JACK BLACK. 423 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:14,327 - HEY, NERD ARMY, THAT'S THE GUY WHO RUINED THE SHWORVELS. 424 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,131 - GET HIM! - NOPE! 425 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:20,304 - GET HIS KIDS. [all yelling] 426 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,203 [children screaming] 427 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,836 - NOT MY KIDS! 428 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,279 - HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 429 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,511 THAT'S HOW I FRESHY! 430 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,276 - [laughs] 431 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,815 - ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO PISS. HEY, I FEEL FANTASTIC. 432 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,820 THIS MUST BE HOW YOU FELT 433 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,362 WHEN YOU FIGURED OUT HOW YOU FRESHY'D. 434 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,219 WHOO! 435 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:49,298 - HOW I FRESHY? 436 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,329 OH, NO. 437 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:56,344 [piano music] 438 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,569 - BEN? BEN STEENBURGEN FROM FRESHY'S? 439 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,206 BOY, A LOT HAS HAPPENED SINCE I SAW YOU LAST. 440 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,442 I STARTED MY OWN BUSINESS. I GOT TWO SONS. 441 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,477 THEY'RE OVER THERE ON THE--CAYDEN! 442 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,612 - AAH! 443 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,477 - THEY'RE OVER THERE ON THE SWINGS ACTING LIKE ANIMALS. 444 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,347 WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT'S--WHAT'S--WHAT'S NEW? 445 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,845 - WELL, I QUIT THAT JOB. 446 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,257 FELT LIKE A FRAUD, SO I LEFT. 447 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,860 HAVEN'T WORKED SINCE. 448 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,861 HAVEN'T REALLY DONE ANYTHING SINCE. 449 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:24,263 HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE. HAVEN'T TALKED TO ANYBODY. 450 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,497 HAVEN'T CHANGED MY SUIT. - OH. 451 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,473 - I GUESS YOU COULD SAY MY LIFE TOOK A BIG YANKEE LEAP. 452 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,572 - HEY, BOYS. - DAD, WHO'S THAT? 453 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,914 - [sighs] 454 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,610 THAT'S NO ONE, HONEY, OKAY? WHY DON'T WE GO? 455 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,853 WELL, BEN, GREAT TO SEE YA. WE'RE GONNA GO. 456 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,949 NO, NO, NO, NO. JUST--JUST LEAVE IT. 457 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,851 JUST--THAT'S OKAY. - JUST LEAVE THE SCOOTER? 458 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,423 - YEAH, WE'LL GET A WHOLE BUNCH MORE. COME ON. 459 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,292 - [sighs] 460 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,990 [melancholy music] 461 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:56,502 * 462 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,399 [crying] 463 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:01,331 - GUESS THAT'S HOW YOU FRESHY, HUH? 464 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,738 - EXCUSE ME? - OH, YOU KNOW... 465 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,239 REMEMBER THOSE-- THOSE OLD COMMERCIALS? 466 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,771 THAT'S HOW YOU EAT YOUR BURGER. 467 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,735 YOU PUT WHISKEY ON IT, AND THEN YOU SIT THERE, 468 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,975 ALONE, SAD, CRYING, NOBODY TO TALK TO. 469 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,751 IT'S PATHETIC, BUT THAT'S HOW YOU FRESHY. 470 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,481 - I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU KNOW, 471 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,416 YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME THAT THAT WOULD HAVE MEANT 472 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,291 A LOT TO ME. 473 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,260 BUT IT'S TOO LATE TO MATTER NOW. 474 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:25,629 [melancholy music] 475 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:31,428 * 476 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:35,474 [dramatic music] 477 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,509 - FUN MONSTER-TRUCK RALLY, HUH, BOYS? 478 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,042 - YEAH. - CAN'T BELIEVE THAT 479 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:47,446 DERRIK KARVIL JUMPED 14 BUSES ON HIS DIRT BIKE. 480 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,780 PRETTY GOOD, PRETTY GOOD. HE'S NO SAM PATCH, 481 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,486 BUT HE'S PRETTY GOOD. - WHO'S SAM PATCH? 482 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:53,519 [tires screeching] 483 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,893 - WHO'S SAM PATCH? 484 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,692 RIGHT HERE, COME ON. 485 00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,964 IN, IN, IN, IN. CAYDEN, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. 486 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,402 SAM PATCH WAS AN AMERICAN FOLK HERO. 487 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,929 LOOK AT THIS PLACE. THIS IS WHERE SAM PATCH ATE. 488 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,534 THIS IS WHERE SAM PATCH KEPT ALL OF HIS BOTTLES EMPTY OR NOT. 489 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,967 THIS IS WHERE SAM PATCH BAKED. 490 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,942 [Yankee Doodle Dandy playing] 491 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,371 HERE, LET'S WATCH THE VIDEO. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. 492 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,037 - WHO'S SAM PATCH? 493 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,975 KNOWN AS "THE YANKEE LEAPER," SAM PATCH ENTERTAINED CROWDS 494 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,751 BY JUMPING OFF HIGH PLATFORMS AND WATERFALLS. 495 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,651 HE EVENTUALLY DIED IN ROCHESTER, NEW YORK, 496 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,423 ON ONE OF HIS FAMOUS YANKEE LEAPS. 497 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,423 - NOW, THAT'S SAM PATCH FOR YOU. 498 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,986 - SAM PATCH SUCKS. 499 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:34,664 - WELL, OF COURSE HE SUCKS, NOW. 500 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:37,404 BUT IN THE 1820s, HE WAS A BIG DEAL. 501 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,070 YOU SEE, BOYS, EVERYTHING THAT'S NEW AND COOL 502 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,429 WILL EVENTUALLY BECOME 503 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,668 ACTUALLY PRETTY SHITTY. 504 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:45,473 - SO YOU MEAN LIKE THAT NEW MOVIE, 505 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,365 THE SHWORVELS MEET THE DOOVERS MEET THE TWERBLIES 3? 506 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,537 - ARE YOU INSANE? 507 00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:53,376 THAT MOVIE ROCKS THE HOUSE. SDT3 IS HERE TO STAY. 508 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,453 OH, I'M DOING THE SHWORV. 509 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,052 BOYS, MY POINT IS THIS, 510 00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:00,393 WHEN A NEW FAD COMES ALONG, EVERYONE LOVES TO JUMP ON BOARD. 511 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,590 - OH, LIKE THE OLD HOW DO YOU FRESHY? CAMPAIGN 512 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,521 YOU WERE TELLING US ABOUT. 513 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:06,056 - WHAT? HOW DO YOU FRESHY? IS GENIUS. 514 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:09,402 THEY OUGHT TO BRING THAT BACK. HELL, IT WORKED ON ME. 515 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,529 OH! - YEAH! 516 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:15,374 both: WE LIKE TO FLIP THEM BUNS AND CHOW IT DOWN! 517 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,802 [growling] 518 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,667 - CAN'T GET ENOUGH BIRTHDAY BOYS? 519 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:22,836 HOP ONLINE NOW FOR EXTRA DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT. 520 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,535 AND WHILE YOU'RE THERE, DON'T FORGET TO TELL US 521 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,607 HOW YOU BIRTHDAY. 522 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:31,416 [upbeat electronic music] 523 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:32,421 - THIS IS AWESOME. 524 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:33,992 - AB-SO-LUTELY. 37644

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