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Are you coming, Fred?
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Yeah, I'll be right there.
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Go ahead and deal them.
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Well, I'm through
with the dishes.
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Yeah, that looks
good. That's what I like.
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You ready to play?
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Yeah.
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What we playing for?
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How about a quarter a point?
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Oh, let's go all the way.
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Let's bet 50 cents a point.
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Well, if you wanna
go all the way,
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let's play for a dollar a point.
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Well, if we're going that far,
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let's play one hand
for $5.00 a point.
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Well, since we're only
gonna play one hand,
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let's go all the
way and back again
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for $10 a point.
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You got it.
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You can say that again.
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Sit down.
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Yeah, thanks for inviting me
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to have a seat in my own house.
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Yeah.
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Aah... Yes.
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Why'd you do that?
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I don't know. I just did it.
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I mean, what
difference does it make?
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You don't know
what the cards were,
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and I don't know
what the cards were,
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so, what difference
does it make?
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You didn't trust me.
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My best friend didn't trust me.
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Now, wait a minute, Bubba.
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I mean, it's silly
to act like that.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Why'd you do that?
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No reason. What's in a seat?
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Your brains.
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You were sitting over
here a minute ago.
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What's the difference, Fred?
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You didn't know
what the cards were,
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and I didn't know,
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so, what's the difference?
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Bubba... What, Fred?
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I wanna apologize.
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For what?
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I wanna apologize to you
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because I called
from in the kitchen,
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said, "Go ahead and deal 'em."
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I should have showed
you that I trusted you,
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and the cards belong
where they were.
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That's right.
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What's the matter,
Bubba? You look sick.
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Uh, no. Uh... something's funny.
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Count your cards.
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One, two, three, four,
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five, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10...
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One, two, three, four,
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five, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10...
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I got 10 too.
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Tie game.
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Now, I don't wanna play
with nobody that cheats!
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Well, I gotta go anyway.
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Good.
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Where you going?
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I got a date with a showgirl.
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What show is she in?
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She's not in a show.
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She's a showgirl... She shows.
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Well, go ahead, then, go.
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Why are you so mad, anyway?
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Because you gotta go,
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and Grady can't come over,
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and it's the third weekend
Lamont's been away.
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Yeah? Where'd he go?
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He went to Las Vegas
on that gypsy vacation.
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That's nice.
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No, it's not nice, either.
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It's terrible.
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Sitting here on the weekend,
all lonesome and lonely...
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Why don't you call up Donna
and ask her to come over?
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Because she knows Lamont's
gone away for the weekend,
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and she ain't gonna
dare come over here,
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and be alone with me.
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Oh, Fred, you disappoint me.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, Donna's a nurse.
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So?
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If you were really sick, she
could hardly turn you down.
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But I'm not sick,
Bubba, I'm fine.
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I mean, I feel good.
I'm in ship-shape.
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I mean, I'm tip-top.
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I mean, nothing wrong...
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Yeah, Bubba, I'm...
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I know what you're
talking about, Bubba.
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Oh, I gotta do this.
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Oh... Oh.
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Oh, nurse.
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Yeah, yeah!
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Come in, Mother.
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Oh, just a second, Mother.
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Oh.
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Hi. It's me, honey.
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Oh, hi, Mel. Hi.
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Come in.
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Thank you.
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I was expecting my mother. Oh?
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She called from the hospital
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and said she was
on her way over here.
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Is she still working?
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Yes, just a couple
of hours a week,
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private nursing. Mm-hmm.
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Looks like you're gonna
have dinner with her.
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That's right.
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Well, then in that case,
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I don't have much
time then, do I?
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What is it, Mel?
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Well, let's see.
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Just exactly how do I say this?
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Well, first,
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um, hold this for me a
moment, will you please?
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Now, I, uh...
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Go ahead, open the box, please.
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Let's see now.
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What is the best
way to say this?
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Mel, there's a
diamond ring in here!
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That's right.
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I want you to put
that on your finger
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and say you'll marry me.
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Oh, Mel...
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"Oh, Mel" is close, but
"Yes, Mel" is even better.
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Mel, I can't say yes... yet.
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Is there somebody else?
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Mel, I honestly don't know.
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I'm confused.
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Oh, that's all
right... Really, it is.
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Look, I know you've
been seeing Fred Sanford,
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and he's enough
to confuse anybody.
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You'll always have him
on your mind, Donna,
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and that's why I
decided to propose.
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I want you,
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and I'm asking
you to decide now.
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Can you give me till
tomorrow morning?
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Tomorrow morning?
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Yes.
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All right.
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There.
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Oh, Mel... Yes?
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You forgot your ring.
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No, no, no.
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You keep it overnight.
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Get accustomed to it...
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because... I love you, Donna.
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Hurry up, Fred. I got to go.
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I'll be right down.
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I want your opinion
on something.
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Well, come on, then.
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Do I look sick enough?
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You always look sick enough.
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Is that what you
want me here for?
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No, I want you...
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I want you to tell me which
voice I should use. Listen.
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"Donna, can you
come right over, honey?
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I think this is it."
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Not bad. See you later, Fred.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Where you going?
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Seemed like you'd be
anxious to stay here and help.
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Seemed like you'd
wanna be here with me.
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Seemed like you'd wait
till I answer the phone.
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Hello?
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Donna.
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Huh?
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Now? Us?
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Me?
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Alone?
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Now?
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Was that Donna?
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Oh... my dream come true.
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Donna just said she's
coming over here alone,
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and... And she's
gonna be with me,
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in the dark with the
lights out, just me and her,
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with the light turned
out, and me turned on.
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Man, I can't wait to see this.
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This is gonna be heaven.
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Bubba. What?
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Get the hell out of here.
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Out, out.
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Hark!
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Methinks I hear
the sound of love
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on yon doormat!
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Come in, fair maiden.
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You're not the fair maiden.
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You're the ugly dragon.
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What are you doing
here, Esther, anyway?
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I came to see my nephew.
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Well, he ain't here.
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He's up there in Las Vegas
playing that dice game
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that they named after your face.
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Watch it, sucker.
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Esther.
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Oh, Donna, Donna.
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Come on in, darling.
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Uh, excuse the mess.
She was just leaving.
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Oh, my, look how nice
everything is prepared.
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Was that for you and me, Fred,
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or was that for you and
Esther before I called?
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No, honey, that
was for you and I
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because Esther already ate.
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How do you know?
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Because feeding
time at the zoo is at 2.
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Esther.
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Don't touch me.
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Do you mind leaving
Fred and me alone?
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Yeah, yeah, listen
to what she tell you.
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Begone, witch.
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I will not be thrown
out of this house.
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Well, then wait in the cellar.
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You ain't got no cellar.
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Well, get down on
thou knees and digeth.
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You digeth?
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You old heathen.
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I'm leaving, but not
because you asked me.
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I'm leaving
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because I refuse to
remain in the same house
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with a heathen and a she-then.
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Well, Donna.
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Here we are, just
like you wanted us,
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alone... Just the six of us.
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Me and you, and our four lips.
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Fred, Fred, I wanna talk to you.
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Oh, well, let me give you
something to talk about.
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Fred, I have something
pressing to discuss.
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"Pressing" is what
I'm talking about.
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Fred, please.
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I aim to.
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I intend to talk about marriage.
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Where is it?
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Where's what?
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My hearing aid. I
think I'm going deaf.
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Fred, I'm serious.
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You delirious?
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You can say that again.
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Fred, do you ever
intend to marry me?
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Pretend to carry me?
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Intend to marry me!
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Defend two parakeets?
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Oh, all right.
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If you want to be
foolish, be foolish.
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No, no, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, Donna.
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You can talk. I'll listen.
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I promise. I promise.
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Anything you want
to say, I promise,
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but first, just a little kiss,
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and then a little
dinner, and a little wine,
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and a little kiss, and
then a little dinner,
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and another kiss,
and then Monday,
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I'll listen to anything
you want to talk about,
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but we start it with a kiss.
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Goodbye.
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Donna.
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I'll listen to you.
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I'll listen to you.
Come on, sit down.
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Fred... do you know Mel Davis?
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Yeah, I know him.
He's the ex-judge.
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Yes. Well, he asked
me to marry him.
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Huh?
269
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,259
I'd like to have been
there to see his face
270
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,795
when you told him
to go jump in the lake.
271
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:15,186
I didn't tell him to
go jump in the lake.
272
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,666
Dive in a pool?
273
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,435
No.
274
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,499
Kiss a hospital mop?
275
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,207
No.
276
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,408
You didn't say yes?
277
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,409
I didn't say no.
278
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,011
But you didn't say yes?
279
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,012
I didn't say yes,
280
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,314
but I didn't say no, either.
281
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,749
I told him I would let
him know tomorrow.
282
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,952
Oh, well, you shouldn't
have stringed the man along.
283
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,053
You're too nice for that.
284
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,654
Why don't you call
him on the phone
285
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,789
and tell him your
answer is "no"?
286
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,480
I'll call him for you.
I know the number.
287
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,628
Fred, I didn't decide no.
288
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:49,398
I talked it over with my mother,
289
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,833
and, uh, well...
290
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,869
if you never intend to marry me,
291
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,304
I have to think about my future.
292
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,762
My answer to Mel depends
on your answer to me.
293
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,877
Do you intend to marry me?
294
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,112
Uh, but, Donna... Fred.
295
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,981
A simple yes or no.
296
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,815
Donna, that's the
hardest thing in the world,
297
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,639
is a simple yes or no.
298
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,321
I'll make it simpler
for you, then.
299
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,511
How about a simple "yes"?
300
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,825
Well, uh... All right.
301
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,494
How about a simple "no"?
302
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:22,020
Uh... you're getting warmer.
303
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,356
I see.
304
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:27,836
Well, wait a minute, Donna.
305
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:28,971
Wait a minute?
306
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,672
Does that mean you are asking me
307
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,574
to marry you?
308
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,277
No, it don't mean I'm trying
309
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,145
to ask you to marry me... Shh.
310
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,735
I understand, Fred.
311
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,673
Goodbye, dear.
312
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,589
Oh, but Donna... Wait a minute.
313
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,757
Wait a minute, Donna.
314
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,249
Donna, wait a minute.
Let me talk to you.
315
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,386
Shucks.
316
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,164
I'm gonna lose her.
317
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,583
Remember this
picture of us, Elizabeth?
318
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,792
We took it at the
carnival in St. Louis,
319
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,249
ol' Grand and McClean.
320
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:27,563
We were both...
321
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,731
We got behind some
headless gorillas,
322
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:30,833
remember?
323
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,102
And... And we stuck
our head in there,
324
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,470
and he took the picture,
325
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,406
and you showed Esther
the picture, and she said,
326
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,908
"Girl, how'd you
get up enough nerve
327
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:43,446
to pose next to
a whole gorilla?"
328
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,714
She was funny that day.
329
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,117
She was even funnier when
she running down the block
330
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,907
with my shoe stuck in her dress.
331
00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,496
Yeah, we sure had some
good times, Elizabeth.
332
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,497
Sure had some good...
333
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,099
You used to always say,
334
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:06,102
"Life is so short,
just go and enjoy it."
335
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,637
I knew you meant you
wanted us to enjoy it together,
336
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,061
but all of a sudden...
337
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,176
you were gone.
338
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,303
And...
339
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,572
Gosh, you were
pretty here, honey.
340
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,786
Remember how you
used to always get mad
341
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:28,157
when I'd sing in your ear
when I was dancing with you,
342
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,159
and you'd always say you
didn't know what was worse,
343
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,350
my singing or my mustache.
344
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,598
But you did like one song,
345
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,889
and I used to sing it
every time I looked at you.
346
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:56,274
♪ So worth The yearning for ♪
347
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:02,891
♪ So swell To keep
every home fire... ♪
348
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,684
♪ Burning for ♪
349
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:15,871
♪ We'd be so grand at the game ♪
350
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:20,264
♪ So carefree together It
does seem a shame... ♪♪
351
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:26,036
I'm just lonesome,
Elizabeth, lonesome...
352
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:32,888
And I met this girl,
and I like her, and...
353
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,056
If I'm gonna be happy,
354
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,080
I'm gonna have to
ask her to marry me.
355
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:43,665
She won't be, like,
taking your place, honey.
356
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,849
She... She'll be more
like taking your space.
357
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,857
You don't mind,
do you, Elizabeth?
358
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,851
Is it all right?
359
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,554
Is it, huh?
360
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,678
I thought you'd
feel about it like that.
361
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,349
To you, honey. To you.
362
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,788
Because you're oh,
so easy... to love.
363
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,114
Hey, Donna.
364
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,250
It's me. I know you're
up there. Come on down.
365
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,018
I'm gonna give you to 10,
366
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,387
or else I'm coming up
there and getting you.
367
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,490
One, two, three...
368
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,660
All right, Donna, come on now.
369
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,962
I'm gonna count up to 20.
370
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,331
One, two...
371
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,200
You could count to
100 if you knew how.
372
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,468
It wouldn't do you any good.
373
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:53,569
She's not home.
374
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,237
Well, where is
she? I don't know,
375
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:58,374
and if I did, I
wouldn't tell you.
376
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,142
Why do you talk to me like that?
377
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,544
I like you.
378
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:02,844
Since when?
379
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:06,270
Since I found this was
"Be Kind to Buzzard Week."
380
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,387
You're the lowest, Fred Sanford.
381
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,189
You're lower than a
man. You're not a man.
382
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,824
You're a weasel, a snake, a...
383
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,226
If I'm a snake and a weasel,
384
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,782
then you're a wonderful
woman, my dear.
385
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,568
Yeah, who could argue with you,
as bright and lovely as you are?
386
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,403
That's very nice, Fred.
387
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,870
Uh-huh.
388
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,506
No, don't be taken
in by him, Donna.
389
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:31,873
He's up to no good. Mother.
390
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:35,110
Donna, I have
something to tell you.
391
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:38,314
I mean, I have
something to say to you.
392
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,516
Something I want to ask you.
393
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,117
If you would just ask
your darling mother
394
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,186
to leave us alone
for a few minutes.
395
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,821
All right, Fred.
396
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:46,855
Please, Mother.
But, Donna, he's...
397
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,924
Mother... please?
398
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:52,894
All right, but do watch
him every minute.
399
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,763
I see "liar" written
all over him.
400
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:55,897
No, you don't.
401
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,666
I got "Mother" tattooed
over my stomach. Look...
402
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,124
Oh! Oh! Oh...
403
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,509
Say, listen.
404
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,512
Hey, Donna, I wanna
ask you, where were you?
405
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:13,515
I mean, how did I get
here before you did?
406
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:15,284
I had a stop to make.
407
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,720
Oh? What is it, Fred?
408
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,722
Oh...
409
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,923
I don't want to get
into your personal life
410
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,259
or nothing like that, you know,
411
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,826
but I just was
concerned about you.
412
00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:27,829
Oh, Fred. That's very nice.
413
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,366
Oh, I can tell you where I was.
414
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,600
I was over at Mel's.
415
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,736
And you told him
about your visit with me?
416
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,472
Yes, I did, and I
told him you said no.
417
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,839
But, Donna... Fred...
418
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:42,010
Don't be sorry
about what you said.
419
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,379
You said the truth.
420
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,180
You simply told me how you felt.
421
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:46,915
Well, Donna, honey...
422
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,951
But after I left you, I realized
423
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,687
that no matter what you said,
424
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:54,089
as long as I felt about
you the way that I do,
425
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,224
no matter what
you felt about me,
426
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,608
I shouldn't marry another man.
427
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,533
What?
428
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:07,636
It was wrong of me to
base my answer to Mel
429
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,672
on your answer to me.
430
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,274
I realized that I simply
don't love Mel enough
431
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:13,409
to marry him,
432
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,210
so I told him I
wouldn't marry him.
433
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:16,578
You told him "no"?
434
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:18,001
I told him "no."
435
00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:22,740
Now... what is it you
wanted to tell me?
436
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:33,762
Well... Well, see...
I wanted to tell you
437
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:35,931
that if you were
getting married,
438
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,400
I wanted to give
you my best regards,
439
00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:40,469
and good luck in your marriage,
440
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,938
and that if you were
getting married tomorrow,
441
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,674
I couldn't be there because...
442
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,576
I think this is it.
443
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:51,480
I mean, I... I should
be home in bed.
444
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:55,917
That's what I'm going to do.
445
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:58,019
I'm gonna go home and
get into bed right now.
446
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,621
Oh, I feel so bad.
447
00:22:59,645 --> 00:23:02,257
Oh, if Lamont was just home,
448
00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:03,291
I wouldn't be lonesome.
449
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:05,627
Fred, Fred, I'm
coming to be with you.
450
00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,229
Huh? Mother.
451
00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:08,253
I heard, I heard.
452
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,133
I'm going to spend
the night with Fred.
453
00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:13,702
No, you're not.
454
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:17,395
Mother, he's very ill, and
he may need nursing care.
455
00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:20,676
I'll spend the night with him.
456
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:21,866
Aah...
457
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:30,919
Okay, okay. Thank you, Mother.
458
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,309
You're welcome.
459
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:43,821
I feel better now.
460
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:55,243
Well, I guess I'll have
to give Mel his ring back.
461
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,901
It is beautiful,
though, isn't it, Fred?
462
00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:00,081
Oh, it's all right,
463
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,584
but when I make up
my mind to marry you,
464
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:03,886
I'm gonna give you a ring...
465
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,354
Oh, Fred, when is that gonna be?
466
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:08,679
I'll give you a ring.
467
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,453
Come back here.
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