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Yeah, I hear you.
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I hear you.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm not, I'm not, I'm not near
the prison.
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I'm waiting for him near the bus
station.
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Oh my God.
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How many times we have to go
over this.
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Mom you're making it out
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like he's Pablo Escobar or
something.
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20 pounds of
weed.
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Yeah, I know.
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I know, I know, I know how much
it was.
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I was there, it was a lot,
but he's my best friend.
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Yeah, and plus if it wasn't for
him,
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we would've all gotten busted.
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Okay, yeah mama, mom, I know, I
know.
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I got call you back, okay?
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Okay, bye.
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There he is, fresh out of
prison, hey!
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You did it brother.
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Okay, that's you.
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Man, I can believe it man.
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Man, you took your jumpsuit?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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A memento I guess.
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It kinda stuck with me after six
years.
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I can dig it.
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We can put it on the wall,
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frame it like it's your
championship Jersey.
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Everybody gotta come in
and take a picture with it.
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They'd be like.
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- I don't think so.
- No, Okay, all right.
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Oh, I hope you're hungry though
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'cause I brought your favorite.
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No, a double?
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You know it brother.
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I'd kill for one of those
right now.
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Hey, hey, hey, relax man.
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We don't want you to go back in
there.
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You ain't gotta kill no one.
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I'm just joking, I'm just
joking.
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I was just joking.
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A little jokey joke you know.
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To soon, maybe?
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- You think?
- A little bit?
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Come on, a little.
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I missed you dog.
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Man, I missed these so much.
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Yeah, you used to order
like three at a time
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when we were in college.
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True, I was a little hog boy.
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No you weren't.
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Man, look at this.
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These used to be tight on me.
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I had a kangaroo pouch for a
stomach.
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Damn man, you're little.
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Can I see your papers?
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Yeah, of course.
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Well, it doesn't get
anymore realer than that.
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You're a free man.
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Cheers to that.
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- My bad!
- Man!
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Okay look, I'll clean it.
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I'll clean it.
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Dude, what are you doing?
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It's better just to remove
the stain with one big lick
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and then you just tap, tap, tap,
tap.
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You dab it with some napkins
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that way it doesn't spread
everywhere.
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- Who says that?
- Says me man and everybody.
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One time before a job interview,
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I spilled syrup on my resume
and then I licked it off
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with one clean swipe.
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I mean, I didn't say I
got the job but still.
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Well, it's not that bad I
guess.
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It could be worse.
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Hell yeah, it could be worse
man.
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You're out of that shit hole.
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Shit, I mean I still can't
believe it.
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Six years?
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Yeah.
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- Crazy.
- Hey, by the way man,
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I really appreciate
letting me stay with you
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until I find a job.
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Yeah, of course man.
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Of course, like I said, I
got plenty of room for you.
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Hey, it's gonna be fun man,
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like college all over again.
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Yeah, but I promise
as soon as I get a job,
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I'll help you with the rent.
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Hey, stop, stop that, man.
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Look, I got you.
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I'm making more than
enough to cover the rent.
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Oh, because of your clothing
line?
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You damn right 'cause
of my clothing line.
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Say that again that sound pretty
good.
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Because of your clothing line.
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So it's going well, huh?
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Yeah, yeah it is actually.
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You know to be honest man,
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I really wasn't expecting
it to be this much work.
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It's kinda taking up my whole
life
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but yeah I mean, that's part of
the reason
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why I couldn't visit you
at all the last few months.
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But yeah anyway, like
I said man, I'm sorry.
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I'm really sorry about that.
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Hey look, don't worry about
it.
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I totally understand.
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But if there's anything I
can do, just let me know.
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I got pretty good at doing
dishes and sweeping floors, so.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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I got a French maid outfit in
the closet.
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Shut the fuck up.
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All right man, let's get out
of here.
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I gotta show you something.
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Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
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Right, here we are.
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Holy shit, this is your house.
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Oh no, no, no, man,
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this is the Share Pad we're
staying at for the night.
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- A what?
- Share Pad.
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Right, Share Pad wasn't really a
thing
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when we were in college.
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Okay wait, I'm confused,
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if this isn't your house
then why are we here?
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Okay, so we rented this house
to stay at for the tonight.
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- Who's we?
- Kate and I.
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We rented it from, what's his
name?
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It's Dylan Baker.
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- What?
- The house is Dylan Baker's.
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No, who the fuck is Dylan
Baker?
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Did you say that was coming here
today?
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- Yeah.
- Shit.
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Okay, okay, okay, now look,
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let's rewind a bit.
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Okay look, first off, a
Share Pad is like a hotel
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but you can stay at
random people's houses.
138
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That sounds like a terrible
idea.
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But actually it's a million
dollar idea.
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And also Kate and I, we were
planning
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to throw you a little surprise
party
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for your getting out of prison.
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A surprise party?
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It was most of her idea not
mine.
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Also she invited Alison and
Pete.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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No, no man, I'm not
ready to see them yet.
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I mean, okay look Allison's
one thing but Pete?
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Okay, I know man.
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I know, I know.
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Look, it may seem like it
could be a lot all right
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but let's just try, it could be
fun.
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Can we just go back to your
house, get a case of beer
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and just drink till we
pass out or something?
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- I'm serious.
- I know you are all right,
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but we can do the same thing
here.
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Okay come on, come on,
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let's at least just take
a look inside, all right?
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Maybe it'll change your mind?
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- Fine.
- Fine, yeah?
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But only because this
burger's going right through me.
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Hey, whatever it takes to
get you in the house my man.
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We got a lot of toilet
paper inside too big dog.
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Come on, it's gonna be good.
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So what do you think?
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Yeah, it's a nice.
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Where's the bathroom.
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Oh, it's straight here to the
left.
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It's one night.
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I get to see Kate.
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All right, I'm in.
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Good, cause the turkey's
already in defrosted.
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I can see that.
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You're really going all out for
this, huh?
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Oh, not just me, everyone's
bringing a dish for tonight.
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Of course they are.
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Okay dude, you got
to be the first person
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who has ever complained
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about their getting out of
prison party.
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That's because getting
out of prison parties
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aren't really a thing.
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Oh, they're not a thing?
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No.
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You don't think rappers turn
up when they get out of jail?
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You don't think those big wig
millionaires
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that get busted for
embezzlement don't know
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how to throw a little soiree
with hookers and strippers?
188
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I'll call you some hookers if
you want,
189
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I got one on speed dial right
now.
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Jay, I went to jail
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for the possession and
distribution of marijuana.
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I really don't think
that warrants a party.
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Yeah, it does dude.
194
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It definitely warrants a party.
195
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Peter went to the drunk
tank for 20 hours in college
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and we threw him a rager.
197
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You definitely deserve one man.
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Fine, you made your point,
we'll throw the party.
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I'm just really tired man.
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All right okay look, take a
nap.
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Where?
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Anywhere man, pick a room.
203
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I can just pick a room?
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It doesn't matter?
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I don't think you really
get the concept of this.
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We own the house tonight.
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We can do whatever we want.
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Fine, then I pick the master
bedroom.
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All right then Mr. Grumpy.
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Don't call me Mr. Grumpy.
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Okay, Mr Happy-ish.
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Thin ice.
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How thin is it?
214
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Can I skate on it or will I fall
through?
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You say the dumbest shit
sometimes.
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Here we are.
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There are towels in the
bathroom and I'll be downstairs
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in the kitchen if you need me.
219
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Yeah, thanks.
220
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Get some rest man.
221
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Hey Jay, do you have any
clothes I can borrow man?
222
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Tyler?
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Kate.
224
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Well, don't just stand
there, give me a hug.
225
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I should probably put
on some clothes first.
226
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I think it's fine, I've seen
you naked.
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It's so good to see you.
228
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It's good to see you too.
229
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I missed you.
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Same.
231
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So, how does it feel?
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Yeah I mean, it's kind of
weird but I mean it's good.
233
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I just don't think it's
really sunk in yet though
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if that makes sense.
235
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,243
Yeah no, it totally makes
sense.
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I get it.
237
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Yeah, 'cause you spent
six years in prison, right?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
239
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I didn't mean it like that.
240
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No, no, I know.
241
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So, how have you been?
242
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I've been good.
243
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I got promoted at my job.
244
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I didn't get a raise but
I have an office now.
245
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,869
Well congrats on the office
246
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:48,538
and I'm sorry to hear about the
raise.
247
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Thanks, it's whatever you
know.
248
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I knew I wasn't going to get one
anyway.
249
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:55,178
Let's see, what else?
250
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,016
I started teaching a yoga class.
251
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Yoga?
252
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,451
Oh you mean
253
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that dumb stretching shit
you made me do in college.
254
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,755
Yes, and it's not dumb.
255
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,923
It's actually quite popular now.
256
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:09,426
So wait, people pay
you to help them stretch.
257
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,061
Well, it's more than just
stretching.
258
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,797
I mean, it can be very
therapeutic.
259
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,799
It really helped me a lot.
260
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:20,704
Well, I don't know back in
college it was pretty boring.
261
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:25,776
Well maybe, if I was teaching
it to you
262
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,077
it wouldn't be as boring.
263
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:33,617
Yeah it maybe.
264
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,987
No, it would still be boring.
265
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,722
Finally, where was it?
266
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,224
In one of the bedroom closets
267
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,559
Like, Why?
268
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,394
Like this Dylan Baker guy is
weird.
269
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:47,264
Yeah, seriously I mean,
look at this potato peeler.
270
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,100
See, this is why men are stupid.
271
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,635
This guy owns a million dollar
house
272
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,236
and he can't spend more than a
dollar
273
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,171
on a kitchen appliance.
274
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,639
Oh boy, here we go.
275
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:59,643
Okay, all I'm saying is
that men are dumb sometimes.
276
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,478
Well, most of the time.
277
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,512
No, no, no, no, no,
278
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:04,815
look, it's not about men or
women.
279
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:08,485
They're just stupid people
and then they're smart people.
280
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,155
Oh, so your one of the smart
ones.
281
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,957
I'm sorry, I couldn't tell.
282
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,759
It takes one to know one, I
suppose.
283
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,094
Oh, shut up.
284
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,962
I hate to bring up this
riveting conversation
285
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:23,333
but Jay, do you have any
clothes I can borrow?
286
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,702
Yeah, I didn't know you
learned the whole air-dry thing
287
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,671
in prison, I was trying to
make you feel comfortable
288
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,974
but sure I have it a ton of
extra clothes.
289
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,142
You know I'm always fresh with
it.
290
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,010
You want the Monday, Tuesday or
Wednesday?
291
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:35,112
We get it, you got a clothing
line.
292
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:35,979
Can I have some yes?
293
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:38,348
Yes, follow me young player.
294
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:48,992
Alright, here it is.
295
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:51,328
You're a medium, right?
296
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,629
Yeah.
297
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,331
Okay, here you go.
298
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,802
And here's some joggers.
299
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,173
Whoa, come on brother, come on
now.
300
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,175
You don't gotta change
right in front of me,
301
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,042
you could wait til I get out.
302
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:07,511
Dude, grow the fuck up, man.
303
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,649
Hey, can I ask you something?
304
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:13,517
What?
305
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,487
Kate, what's with the ring?
306
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,256
When did that happen?
307
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,894
Oh yeah, I don't know.
308
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,228
Maybe like a month ago.
309
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,531
A month ago?
310
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:28,431
Man, how do you not know?
311
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,434
I know that it happened fairly
recently.
312
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:33,336
I mean, he didn't make it
like a big announcement
313
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,905
on social media or anything.
314
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,076
My bad man, I didn't know
that it'd bother you.
315
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,077
Well, she's my ex girlfriend.
316
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:41,945
Why wouldn't bother me?
317
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,347
I mean, it was six years ago
318
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,916
and she's been dating that
douche bag Zach
319
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,117
for two years now.
320
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,252
I mean, it was bound to happen
eventually.
321
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,188
Well, if he's such a douche
bag bag,
322
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,389
why is she marrying him?
323
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,557
Hey, I don't know.
324
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:56,793
I tried telling her but I don't
know man,
325
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,129
we're just getting to that age
where when you ask somebody
326
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,530
to be your girlfriend or
boyfriend
327
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,065
it's like a marriage proposal.
328
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,236
Maybe that's why I'm still
single.
329
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:11,107
Anyway dude, look, don't get
hung up on Kate all right?.
330
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:12,542
I know you loved her
331
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,545
but you also haven't seen
another woman in six years
332
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,814
so you're probably just horny.
333
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:22,985
Yeah, probably.
334
00:20:22,987 --> 00:20:24,620
All right, I'm gonna head
downstairs
335
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:27,958
and tomorrow night we
gonna break that dry spell.
336
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,159
Sounds good man.
337
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,594
Unless you've been
getting laid in prison.
338
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,728
All right, get out.
339
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,325
So, what'd you guys
bring?
340
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:03,827
I made buffalo chicken
341
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:06,696
and Michelle made beets.
342
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,531
That sound great
together.
343
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,166
Thank you Michelle
344
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,868
How was traffic?
345
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,470
Not bad actually.
346
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,538
Yeah, we got here in pretty...
347
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,773
- Tyler!
- Hey Pete.
348
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:20,377
Dude, oh man it's so good to
see you.
349
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,645
Yeah, it's good to see you too
man.
350
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,681
Man look at you, like
no scars, no tattoos?
351
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,149
You made it out pretty good.
352
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,352
Oh, this is my girlfriend
Michelle.
353
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,488
- Tyler, Nice to meet you.
- Michelle.
354
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:36,192
Sorry, it's just I didn't
expect you to be Tyler.
355
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,228
I'm sorry?
356
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,231
It's just, you don't look like
someone
357
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,666
that just got out of prison.
358
00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:47,804
Oh okay, thank you I guess.
359
00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:51,041
Justin got any beer?
360
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,008
Yes sir.
361
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,677
Tyler you want one?
362
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:54,511
Why not?
363
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:56,046
It's been a while.
364
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,915
Hey that's right, I didn't
really think about that man.
365
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:01,351
You haven't had a beer in six
years?
366
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:02,519
Yeah.
367
00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:03,987
All right, that's worth
cheerzing for.
368
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,021
Oh wait, hang on,
369
00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:06,523
let me get a picture of you
guys.
370
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:10,026
- Okay.
- All right, Justin move it.
371
00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:11,761
Okay, there we go.
372
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,272
Oh Michelle, can you move a
little?
373
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,274
I just wanna get a picture
of the three of them.
374
00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:27,744
It'll be just one second.
375
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,448
All right, let's do the
first one just smiling.
376
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,787
All right, now hold your
beers up and cheers.
377
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,356
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
378
00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:42,258
Yeah, that's perfect!
379
00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,064
Oh hey, let's do a boomerang.
380
00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:50,533
Oh, absolutely fucking
not I don't want that.
381
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,568
Let me see what it looks like?
382
00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:53,103
It better be in portrait mode.
383
00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:57,107
Hey guys, are we gonna do the
cheers or?
384
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,142
Oh shit of course, sorry.
385
00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:00,043
Yeah my bad.
386
00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,480
What should we cheers to?
387
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:04,381
Freedom?
388
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,650
I was gonna say to friends.
389
00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:08,618
Friends and freedom.
390
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:09,953
Good enough for me.
391
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,254
- Cheers.
- Cheers boys.
392
00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:15,425
Just like old times.
393
00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:21,131
Man, find you someone
394
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,566
that looks at you the
way Tyler looks at beer.
395
00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:26,436
Seriously #RelationshipGoals.
396
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,309
You know, you guys
should just go catch up
397
00:23:33,311 --> 00:23:34,577
in the living room.
398
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:36,446
Michelle and I will keep
an eye on the turkey.
399
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:39,115
Yeah, you sure?
400
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:42,085
We got like 20 more minutes on
the turkey
401
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,154
so just take it out pretty soon,
okay?
402
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,188
Don't screw it up.
403
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,856
Yeah, yeah, don't worry about
it.
404
00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:47,991
We got it, okay.
405
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:49,926
You guys just go have fun.
406
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,628
We got this right?
407
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,997
Yeah, Kate's right.
408
00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:55,165
You should go catch up.
409
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,032
Thanks babe.
410
00:23:57,402 --> 00:23:58,668
Kate, will you just put
buffalo dip in the fridge
411
00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,336
so it doesn't get all room
temperatury?
412
00:24:00,338 --> 00:24:02,338
Yeah, I'll just heat
it up before dinner.
413
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:03,807
Sound good?
414
00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:04,808
Sounds good to me.
415
00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:05,642
Alright, let's go.
416
00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:09,546
Babe, Kisses?
417
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,686
I love you.
418
00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:19,522
Love you too.
419
00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:21,558
What?
420
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,859
That's the living
room?
421
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:25,728
So you want something to
drink?
422
00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:26,629
We got wine.
423
00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,199
Yeah, I could use a glass.
424
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:33,203
Oh hey dude here,
425
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,972
you need some chapstick 'cause
your lips look a little dry
426
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:36,973
from the kisses.
427
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,074
Okay very funny, very funny.
428
00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:39,175
Here, hold that, I'll be right
back.
429
00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:41,177
I just gotta grab something real
quick.
430
00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:58,228
So, how's it feel to be out?
431
00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,896
It's gotta be pretty good right?
432
00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:02,031
Yeah, it's good.
433
00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:04,234
It's a little weird too.
434
00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:10,607
Weird, like how?
435
00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:15,712
Weird in the sense that
I'm not there anymore.
436
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:20,517
I was in that cell for so long,
437
00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:23,786
I just don't think it's really
sunk in yet
438
00:25:23,788 --> 00:25:25,188
that I'm out for good.
439
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,692
Yeah, I guess that
could be kind of weird.
440
00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:43,540
So have thought about like
what you wanna do for work?
441
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,275
I'm gonna freelance for a
little bit.
442
00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:48,378
I think it's gonna be pretty
hard for me
443
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:52,315
to get a traditional nine to
five given the felony charge,
444
00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:54,751
but I got a plan.
445
00:25:57,322 --> 00:25:59,222
Look at what I got.
446
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,823
No, no, no there's no way.
447
00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:02,458
Yes way, yes way man.
448
00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:04,427
I had to for this special
occasion.
449
00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:06,262
Man, I haven't had
this stuff since college.
450
00:26:06,264 --> 00:26:07,430
I know right?
451
00:26:07,432 --> 00:26:09,165
That used to get us in a lot
of trouble
452
00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:12,001
but I'm gonna have to pass man.
453
00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:13,670
What pass?
454
00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:15,138
You just got out of jail man,
455
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,941
we should be drinking like
prohibition just got lifted.
456
00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:19,442
Seriously Tyler, I've
been waiting six years
457
00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:20,910
to party with you.
458
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:24,614
Michelle is my DD for the
night, I can actually drink.
459
00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:27,317
I haven't drank in six years.
460
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:30,587
I mean, my tolerance is
nonexistent.
461
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,523
Ooh, well it looks like you
only need one shot then huh?
462
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,759
Come on, come on, one shot.
463
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,361
Okay, only one.
464
00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:39,762
One swig?
465
00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:40,830
You used to drink a whole bottle
466
00:26:40,832 --> 00:26:42,498
of that stuff before we'd go
out.
467
00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:49,706
- There it is.
- I don't know
468
00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:50,540
how I used to drink that.
469
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:51,541
It burns good.
470
00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:56,179
So, Michelle seems nice.
471
00:26:57,382 --> 00:26:58,948
- She is.
- She isn't.
472
00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:03,519
Dude, she's not that bad come
on.
473
00:27:03,521 --> 00:27:06,189
Maybe not to you, but
you would know best given
474
00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:09,359
that you spend every
waking moment with her.
475
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:11,194
Yeah, because I live with her.
476
00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:13,730
Besides, what do you
know about relationships?
477
00:27:13,732 --> 00:27:15,999
When was the last time you were
in one?
478
00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:19,869
I know that you're in too
deep that's what I know.
479
00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:22,705
Dude, don't laugh at
him, he's not funny okay.
480
00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:26,376
It's pretty fucking funny
from over here, kissy kisses.
481
00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:29,412
Pete, if she was able to tame
you,
482
00:27:29,414 --> 00:27:30,546
she must be special.
483
00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:32,982
Exactly, she is.
484
00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:35,151
I think?
485
00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:38,721
I mean she's cool, right?
486
00:27:38,723 --> 00:27:42,091
She's smart, she's hot.
487
00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:43,559
Manipulative.
488
00:27:43,561 --> 00:27:45,194
She's the reason I got my job.
489
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:46,996
Well, how'd you do that?
490
00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,364
Yeah, how'd you do that?
491
00:27:50,435 --> 00:27:52,335
Her dad's my boss.
492
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,737
You slept with the boss's
daughter.
493
00:27:54,739 --> 00:27:55,872
He wasn't my boss at the time.
494
00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:56,906
It wasn't like that.
495
00:27:56,908 --> 00:27:57,940
I don't understand.
496
00:27:57,942 --> 00:27:58,775
What does that mean?
497
00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:00,109
It's a whole thing.
498
00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:01,210
Okay, I think you just gonna
have
499
00:28:01,212 --> 00:28:03,713
to tell him the story Pete, come
on man.
500
00:28:03,715 --> 00:28:04,881
I really don't want to.
501
00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:06,282
You always make me tell it.
502
00:28:06,284 --> 00:28:08,051
Come on man, tell the story.
503
00:28:08,053 --> 00:28:09,585
You tell it way better than I
do.
504
00:28:09,587 --> 00:28:11,054
I mean you lived it.
505
00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:11,921
Look, you don't have to if
you don't want to alright.
506
00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:13,389
No, no, no, he has to tell it.
507
00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:15,558
It is fucking hilarious, I
die every time he tells it.
508
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,426
Come on man please.
509
00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:17,427
Why don't you tell it Justin?
510
00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:18,361
Can you tell it please,
please?
511
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,228
Can you tell it Justin?
512
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:20,430
No, because I can't tell it.
513
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:22,031
Okay, okay, give me this
bottle Jesus Christ.
514
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:24,567
- Go ahead.
- Give me a second.
515
00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:27,937
Get this away from me.
516
00:28:30,809 --> 00:28:34,210
So, it all started 19 months
ago.
517
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,745
You know how I know that?
518
00:28:35,747 --> 00:28:36,913
Because Michelle likes
519
00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:40,083
to celebrate our anniversary
every month.
520
00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:40,950
She's cray cray.
521
00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:46,222
Anyways, so one day I go to
the bank to get my taxes done
522
00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,591
and place is about to close,
523
00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:49,959
but the receptionist tells me
one
524
00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:52,061
of the accountants can squeeze
me in.
525
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:55,131
So he walks me down the
hall to Michelle's office
526
00:28:56,768 --> 00:29:01,571
and there she was putting
on this tight dress
527
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,506
and these cute glasses.
528
00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:06,109
I mean totally not what
you'd expect an account
529
00:29:06,111 --> 00:29:07,143
to look like, right?
530
00:29:08,446 --> 00:29:10,313
So we started going through my
taxes
531
00:29:10,315 --> 00:29:12,482
and she is writing everything
off.
532
00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:14,617
I mean, I'm making a killing.
533
00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:16,018
All the while,
534
00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:17,954
she's asking me all these
really personal questions,
535
00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:19,155
flirting with me, right.
536
00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:20,823
Like, am I dependent?
537
00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:23,126
Or am I single?
538
00:29:23,128 --> 00:29:24,794
Don't they have to ask
you if you're single,
539
00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:26,295
when they're filing your taxes?
540
00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:29,098
Well yeah, technically
541
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,501
but it was more like the
way she was saying it.
542
00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:36,873
So we get through with
my taxes and she asked
543
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:39,442
if I wanna go get some drinks?
544
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,944
Now, I was going through
a bit of a dry spell
545
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:45,548
and she was super hot
so of course I said yes.
546
00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:46,783
Next thing you know,
547
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,351
we're at this little
Mexican joint near house
548
00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:51,821
and we are throwing back
margaritas and tequila shots.
549
00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:52,955
I mean, we were both hammered
550
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:55,124
before the appetizers even got
there.
551
00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:57,627
There's no way I'm gonna drive
home.
552
00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:00,363
So, she invited me back to her
place
553
00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:03,733
which we went to, which was
amazing.
554
00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:06,135
I mean this girl lives in
a two bedroom penthouse,
555
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:08,838
completely decked out all
by herself, two bedrooms.
556
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,574
Yeah, yeah, tell him what
the second bedroom is for.
557
00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:14,310
Alright, so we have
a couple more drinks,
558
00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:15,878
start making out on the couch.
559
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,648
And then she asked me
to go to her bedroom.
560
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,018
The only thing is we don't go to
her room.
561
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:24,687
We go to the other room, the
second room.
562
00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:28,724
She opens the door and there are
whips,
563
00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:32,428
chains, bonded stuff and
like a sex swing hanging
564
00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:33,896
from the ceiling.
565
00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:35,364
I mean, she had everything,
566
00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:37,934
every toy you can imagine
except for like a sex doll.
567
00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:39,769
He was the sex that she
needed.
568
00:30:41,439 --> 00:30:43,539
Pete, that doesn't sound so
bad man.
569
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:45,007
Not at all.
570
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:49,545
I mean, we start going at it
and we're at it for hours.
571
00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:52,248
She's tying me down, I'm tying
her down,
572
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,851
our bodies are contorting.
573
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:55,918
It was exhausting.
574
00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:58,888
She starfish'd you bro.
575
00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:00,523
- No she did not
- Yes she did!
576
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:03,059
I Starfish'd her too if
anything.
577
00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:03,893
But you didn't.
578
00:31:03,895 --> 00:31:05,027
Dude she starfish'd you!
579
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,229
It was mutual.
580
00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:07,430
You can't
do no double starfish.
581
00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:08,798
It was a mutual double
starfish situation.
582
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,866
What's a starfish?
583
00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,569
So, it's basically when two
people
584
00:31:13,571 --> 00:31:15,471
they have wow sex right?
585
00:31:15,473 --> 00:31:18,307
But usually one person is more
experienced than the other,
586
00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:19,141
in this case.
587
00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:21,143
And then someone is done,
588
00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:23,112
the other is just completely
exhausted,
589
00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:27,083
passed out just lying on
the floor like a starfish.
590
00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:29,051
You ever seen a girl like this
before?
591
00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:32,221
- No.
- You aint never seen it?
592
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:34,390
- One eye open like this?
- No.
593
00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:37,059
Don't worry, it'll happen to you
man.
594
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,728
Continue with the story bro.
595
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:39,629
What happened next?
596
00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:41,731
So, this goes on for weeks.
597
00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:45,067
I'm going to her place every
other night.
598
00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:46,736
And then her parents got
involved
599
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,438
and that's when things started
spiraling out of control.
600
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:53,242
Parents, you are a
savage.
601
00:31:54,178 --> 00:31:57,013
Dude, I didn't sleep
with them, I met them.
602
00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:58,314
Oh I get that.
603
00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:01,918
They invited me to dinner.
604
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,687
We went to this super
nice steak restaurant.
605
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:09,158
Then a few days later, my car
breaks down.
606
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,327
Her dad meets me at the
dealership
607
00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:15,131
and drops eight G's on a down
payment on a new car for me.
608
00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:17,700
Eight G's, and I barely even
know the guy.
609
00:32:17,702 --> 00:32:22,271
So, few months go by
and my lease runs out.
610
00:32:23,141 --> 00:32:24,473
I didn't have anywhere to go
611
00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:25,641
and Michelle was all,
612
00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:27,510
"You can stay with me, I have
the room."
613
00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:32,715
And then her dad offers me a
job.
614
00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:34,817
What was I gonna do?
615
00:32:34,819 --> 00:32:36,152
Tell him no?
616
00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:37,520
I mean, I'm living with his
daughter
617
00:32:37,522 --> 00:32:38,988
and he just bought me a car.
618
00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:43,025
So, now I'm trapped.
619
00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:47,897
Well, not trapped.
620
00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:49,498
I mean I still love
Michelle and everything.
621
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:53,202
It's just complicated.
622
00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:01,143
Well, do you like your job at
least?
623
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:06,182
Not really, but I am making
85K a year so there's that.
624
00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:09,752
So, let me just to recap the
whole thing
625
00:33:09,754 --> 00:33:12,755
Basically Michelle's dad
bought you for 85K a year
626
00:33:12,757 --> 00:33:15,825
and Michelle turns you into her
sex slave.
627
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,493
- #Hooker.
- All right dude, chill okay.
628
00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:20,496
At least I'm getting laid
on the reg unlike you.
629
00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,031
Oh Okay, wow dude.
630
00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:24,767
Congratulations, you get to
have sex with your girlfriend
631
00:33:24,769 --> 00:33:25,768
that is awesome.
632
00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:26,869
It is awesome.
633
00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:28,371
Yeah, it is sick.
634
00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:29,238
Hello?
635
00:33:30,108 --> 00:33:31,907
Yeah, yeah okay, I'll help you.
636
00:33:31,909 --> 00:33:32,942
Alright, one second, bye.
637
00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,710
That's Alison, she's outside.
638
00:33:34,712 --> 00:33:35,878
I'll be right back.
639
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,847
Sorry you couldn't keep
talking to us.
640
00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:45,721
Sorry about that man.
641
00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:48,424
He always makes me tell
that stupid story.
642
00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:49,458
Today should be about you.
643
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:51,293
No, it's okay man.
644
00:33:51,295 --> 00:33:53,262
I just wanna hear what
you guys have been up to.
645
00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:55,765
I'm sure it's a lot more
interesting than prison.
646
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,133
Oh, hold that thought.
647
00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:59,101
Sorry I have to take this.
648
00:33:59,103 --> 00:34:00,536
Hi, this is Peter.
649
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:06,142
Yeah, of course you know
it's me, you called me.
650
00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:10,780
I thought that was gonna be due
on Monday.
651
00:34:11,649 --> 00:34:12,648
You mean her dad.
652
00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:17,386
Oh yeah, Michelle and I are
actually out
653
00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:18,721
to dinner with friends.
654
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:22,758
Is there any way I can put
this off until tomorrow?
655
00:34:25,930 --> 00:34:26,829
Need any help?
656
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,800
Where's Peter?
657
00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:31,834
He's still in the living room.
658
00:34:31,836 --> 00:34:33,335
I think he's talking to your
dad.
659
00:34:33,337 --> 00:34:34,503
Oh, my God.
660
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:44,680
Oh, poor Peter always
getting whipped around.
661
00:34:44,682 --> 00:34:46,415
Yeah he seems pretty tied
down.
662
00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:51,087
Oh, so you heard about
the starfish story?
663
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:54,523
Oh yeah.
664
00:34:56,227 --> 00:34:57,693
Oh my God, Tyler.
665
00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:03,799
Oh my God, it's so good to see
you.
666
00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:04,667
I'm so glad you came.
667
00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:05,968
Are you kidding me?
668
00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:07,703
I wouldn't miss this for the
world.
669
00:35:09,707 --> 00:35:11,674
Sweet potato's coming
in hot.
670
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,310
I'm sorry Justin.
671
00:35:15,713 --> 00:35:18,447
Yeah, it's fine.
672
00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:20,950
Thank you for bringing it.
673
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,551
Mommy who's that?
674
00:35:24,555 --> 00:35:26,956
- Ally, is this?
- My Selena, yup.
675
00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:32,528
Okay, the turkey.
676
00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:35,364
Relax, I turned off the oven.
677
00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,067
Thank you Black Jesus.
678
00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:41,170
Selena, this is who mommy
was telling you about.
679
00:35:41,172 --> 00:35:42,338
This is Tyler.
680
00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:44,340
Hi Selena, it's really nice to
meet you.
681
00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:48,911
He doesn't look like the
people in prison on TV.
682
00:35:50,114 --> 00:35:55,184
Selena, that is not a nice
thing to say, apologize.
683
00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:56,886
No, no, no, it's all good.
684
00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:00,990
I'm sorry Tyler.
685
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,224
I forgive you.
686
00:36:02,226 --> 00:36:03,759
I'm glad you came to my party.
687
00:36:07,798 --> 00:36:09,732
I swear, they taste
better than they look.
688
00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:12,268
I'm sure they're as sweet as
you are.
689
00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:16,772
Haha, but in my defense I
wasn't a bit of a rush today
690
00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:20,409
between cooking for this,
Selena's dance practice,
691
00:36:20,411 --> 00:36:22,711
my OBGYN appointment.
692
00:36:22,713 --> 00:36:26,182
It has been quite the
day and I need a drink.
693
00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:28,450
Bottle opener?
694
00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:30,953
Please, you know I never
leave home without one.
695
00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:34,924
Okay, all we need is
Zachary.
696
00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:37,193
What about Peter and the
wench?
697
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:40,095
- Allison!
- They are right here.
698
00:36:40,097 --> 00:36:41,297
Oh whatever.
699
00:36:42,833 --> 00:36:46,735
Okay, I guess I'll go ahead
and set the table real quick.
700
00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:47,937
You wanna give me a hand bro?
701
00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:49,271
Yeah, sure.
702
00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:01,984
Tyler is kinda little leaner
now, looking like a snack.
703
00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:05,721
Yeah, he definitely got in
better shape.
704
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:09,558
Maybe you can date him mommy?
705
00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:12,628
Mommy might have to sweetie.
706
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:15,764
Mommy might have to.
707
00:37:21,839 --> 00:37:23,906
Allison man, holy shit.
708
00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:24,974
I know right?
709
00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:27,309
She became a mom and got hotter.
710
00:37:27,311 --> 00:37:28,310
Not like Hillary Duff.
711
00:37:28,312 --> 00:37:29,979
No, not that man, her
daughter.
712
00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:32,414
What is she like five or six?
713
00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,750
Well, she had Selena in
college.
714
00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:37,519
What, you expected her to never
grow up?
715
00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:40,322
No, I know that but
it's just of kind of crazy
716
00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:42,458
to think that one of us has a
kid.
717
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:44,026
I mean a baby is one thing
718
00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:46,629
but Selena's is like a full on
person.
719
00:37:48,399 --> 00:37:50,332
I mean good for Allison.
720
00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:54,370
But, I don't know, I
guess I missed a lot man.
721
00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:00,209
- I'm sorry man.
- For what?
722
00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:04,046
This, everybody coming over
here, there's the Share Pad.
723
00:38:04,048 --> 00:38:04,947
It's a lot.
724
00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:10,653
Look, Pete only visited
me once in prison.
725
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:13,389
Yeah, maybe he felt guilty or
something.
726
00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:15,858
And Alison visited me twice
727
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:18,661
and Kate stopped when she was
dating Zach.
728
00:38:18,663 --> 00:38:19,828
But you know, it's just,
729
00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:21,297
they're acting like nothing ever
happened.
730
00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:28,304
Got it.
731
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,472
I just don't understand.
732
00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:32,007
What were they thinking?
733
00:38:32,009 --> 00:38:35,210
We'll throw Tyler this big
party and he'll just forget
734
00:38:35,212 --> 00:38:38,247
that we neglected him
for six fucking years.
735
00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:40,349
It was originally supposed
to just be me and Kate tonight
736
00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:43,085
but yeah, she wanted to surprise
you
737
00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:44,386
and do something special.
738
00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:47,990
- Really?
- Yeah.
739
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:51,827
So she should get someone
to blame too, not just me.
740
00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:53,162
I don't blame you guys man.
741
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,830
You have good intentions.
742
00:38:57,702 --> 00:39:00,002
No it's one night, I'll survive.
743
00:39:05,309 --> 00:39:06,208
You sure?
744
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,248
All you can do is try.
745
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,288
We will, I just wanna keep
it between us right now.
746
00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:23,058
But we gotta tell someone
eventually.
747
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:24,360
Okay, just not tonight.
748
00:39:25,129 --> 00:39:27,529
How about the end of the month
deal?
749
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,299
Deal.
750
00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:41,276
The table's set.
751
00:39:41,278 --> 00:39:42,244
Jesus, Justin.
752
00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:45,781
Oh, here we go.
753
00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:47,549
This must be the man of the
hour?
754
00:39:48,686 --> 00:39:49,718
I guess so.
755
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,786
And you must be Zack.
756
00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:52,955
I prefer Zachary, but yes.
757
00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:53,922
Nice to meet you man.
758
00:39:53,924 --> 00:39:56,258
Wow, that's quite a grip.
759
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:59,428
You've been working out
at the school yard, damn?
760
00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:02,898
No, there was no school
yard or anything like that.
761
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,401
Just push ups and prison food I
guess.
762
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,069
Well keep it up man.
763
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,270
You're doing great.
764
00:40:08,272 --> 00:40:09,638
Me, I just worked out three
times a week,
765
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,974
but I went vegan.
766
00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:13,642
It's been working wonders for
me.
767
00:40:14,445 --> 00:40:17,479
Nice, yeah I'll have
to try that sometime.
768
00:40:17,481 --> 00:40:20,816
Tyler, you just ate two
double cheeseburgers for lunch.
769
00:40:20,818 --> 00:40:23,352
It might be a little
tough to go vegan my man.
770
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,789
Well, it's not for everyone.
771
00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:28,357
Two, good Lord Ty?
772
00:40:28,359 --> 00:40:29,258
It was my first meal after
prison.
773
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,526
Can you cut me some slack?
774
00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:32,628
Okay, so does anyone want
refills?
775
00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:33,495
Another brew?
776
00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:37,032
Oh Zachary, you got
another batch of homemade?
777
00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:38,300
Oh, I sure do.
778
00:40:38,302 --> 00:40:39,868
This is a new lager I've been
working on,
779
00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:41,270
haven't quite figured out a name
for it,
780
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,304
but you wanna try one?
781
00:40:42,306 --> 00:40:43,972
- Yeah, sure.
- All right.
782
00:40:43,974 --> 00:40:45,474
Tyler, how about you brother?
783
00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:47,609
I'm alright.
784
00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:49,144
Oh, come on you gotta try one.
785
00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:52,948
No, I think I'm gonna
stick to the light beer.
786
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,317
Well it's a lager, it can't
get much lighter than this.
787
00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:56,819
Just have a sip.
788
00:40:56,821 --> 00:40:57,653
Come on man.
789
00:40:57,655 --> 00:40:58,720
Just try it.
790
00:40:58,722 --> 00:41:00,622
He won't stop bugging you til
you do.
791
00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:01,857
Well, I will if you will?
792
00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,493
No, I don't really like beer.
793
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,728
Since when?
794
00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:08,897
We used to drink them
all the time in college.
795
00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:11,300
Yeah, because that's
all we could afford.
796
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,669
I've never actually
really liked the taste.
797
00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:15,571
You know I have been
trying to put her on beer
798
00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:18,507
for two years now but every
time I pick up a new brew,
799
00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:19,875
she just shoots it down.
800
00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:23,812
It would be waste on her.
801
00:41:25,449 --> 00:41:28,217
So, how does this new batch
compare
802
00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:29,318
to the ones you brought
803
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,353
to Michelle's beach house last
summer?
804
00:41:31,355 --> 00:41:34,756
No comparison whatsoever,
worlds better.
805
00:41:34,758 --> 00:41:37,926
All right, cheers.
806
00:41:37,928 --> 00:41:38,894
Cheers.
807
00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:40,195
To getting out of jail.
808
00:41:43,934 --> 00:41:46,068
To getting out of jail.
809
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,513
Okay, yeah, it's pretty good
man.
810
00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:03,252
Yeah, jail break.
811
00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:07,422
Excuse me?
812
00:42:07,424 --> 00:42:09,391
It's the name of the
beer, a jailbreak lager.
813
00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:10,692
It's a great name for it.
814
00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:14,229
What?
815
00:42:15,132 --> 00:42:16,131
You know what.
816
00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:17,399
No I don't.
817
00:42:17,401 --> 00:42:21,203
The name bro, it's just
a little insensitive.
818
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,070
Oh, come on.
819
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,240
Tyler I'm sorry, I
didn't mean it like that.
820
00:42:25,242 --> 00:42:26,441
No it's cool man, don't worry
about it.
821
00:42:26,443 --> 00:42:28,277
Okay but I don't wanna
hurt your feelings.
822
00:42:28,279 --> 00:42:30,312
No I know you didn't, it's
fine.
823
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,883
I'm gonna use the bathroom.
824
00:42:38,923 --> 00:42:39,988
What?
825
00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:43,125
Go apologize and actually mean
it.
826
00:42:43,127 --> 00:42:45,093
- Okay fine, fine.
- Go.
827
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:51,633
Are you sure you guys
don't need any help?
828
00:42:51,635 --> 00:42:53,602
We'll be fine, we got
it.
829
00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:56,338
I could peel some more
potatoes.
830
00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:57,673
I already peeled them all.
831
00:42:57,675 --> 00:42:58,774
I can help set the table.
832
00:42:58,776 --> 00:43:00,342
I already told you we set it.
833
00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:04,346
All right, fine.
834
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,994
So you really gonna marry
that?
835
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,179
He's a tool.
836
00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:41,883
You can get her back.
837
00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:51,893
Whoa, sorry I didn't
know anyone was waiting..
838
00:43:51,895 --> 00:43:55,297
I wasn't, I want to
apologize for what I said
839
00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:56,164
in the kitchen.
840
00:43:57,234 --> 00:43:59,134
It's all good, don't worry
about it.
841
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:04,139
I know, but I feel bad and
I'd hate for us to start off
842
00:44:04,441 --> 00:44:05,407
on the wrong foot.
843
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,643
I wanna apologize.
844
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:11,179
Well, you already
apologized and it's okay.
845
00:44:12,016 --> 00:44:14,883
Just come on outside
with me real quick, right?
846
00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:17,052
It will just take a second.
847
00:44:18,422 --> 00:44:21,256
- All right, sure.
- Great, come on.
848
00:44:37,941 --> 00:44:39,841
It's so beautiful out.
849
00:44:46,884 --> 00:44:48,216
Is that weed?
850
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,419
It sure is.
851
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,889
You know they made marijuana
recreational
852
00:44:53,891 --> 00:44:57,125
when you were in jail which
in essence decriminalized it.
853
00:44:59,563 --> 00:45:01,763
It sucks they didn't do
that before you got busted.
854
00:45:04,835 --> 00:45:05,734
Yeah.
855
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:09,805
You want some?
856
00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:15,644
No, no I'm good thank you.
857
00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:18,313
Let me know if you change your
mind.
858
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:28,490
So, how's it feel man?
859
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:30,792
How's what feel?
860
00:45:32,196 --> 00:45:33,462
Getting out of prison?
861
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:37,599
You know 'cause Kate told me
862
00:45:37,601 --> 00:45:39,968
that you took the fall for all
those guys.
863
00:45:40,838 --> 00:45:42,104
So, let me get this straight?
864
00:45:42,106 --> 00:45:45,173
You stockpile 20 pounds
of weed for that party?
865
00:45:47,010 --> 00:45:48,009
Yeah, about that.
866
00:45:49,046 --> 00:45:50,612
What the idea was to take the
weed,
867
00:45:50,614 --> 00:45:52,280
put in some barrels and
then we were going to just-
868
00:45:52,282 --> 00:45:54,783
- And hotbox the whole house.
869
00:45:54,785 --> 00:45:56,017
Dude, that's so cool.
870
00:45:58,021 --> 00:45:59,321
Sucks you got busted.
871
00:46:02,059 --> 00:46:04,960
Yeah, it really sucked.
872
00:46:08,532 --> 00:46:12,501
But you know, it could happen
anyone.
873
00:46:12,503 --> 00:46:13,935
It was an accident.
874
00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:16,371
But it happened to you, of
course.
875
00:46:21,245 --> 00:46:23,111
Freaking Peter man,
876
00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:25,680
making you take the fall for all
of this.
877
00:46:25,682 --> 00:46:28,450
Can't believe you're still
friends with the guy.
878
00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:29,885
Wasn't it his idea in the first
place
879
00:46:29,887 --> 00:46:31,653
to get all the weed for the
party?
880
00:46:32,422 --> 00:46:33,321
Yeah, it was.
881
00:46:35,893 --> 00:46:37,159
If he would've done that to
me,
882
00:46:37,161 --> 00:46:39,027
I'd never talked to that dude
again.
883
00:46:39,897 --> 00:46:43,398
But you know, I guess you're
a better man than I am.
884
00:46:46,670 --> 00:46:48,370
I'm a nice guy, what can I
say?
885
00:46:49,273 --> 00:46:51,540
That's the understatement
of the century my guy.
886
00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:58,246
Listen man, I just don't want
things
887
00:46:58,248 --> 00:47:00,482
to be weird between us.
888
00:47:02,586 --> 00:47:03,518
Why would things be weird?
889
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:04,386
I just met you.
890
00:47:07,024 --> 00:47:10,158
Because of Kate, you guys used
to date,
891
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,194
she's my girlfriend.
892
00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:17,165
Well you mean fiance though?
893
00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:18,233
She told you?
894
00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,070
No, she didn't tell me
anything.
895
00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:24,439
I saw the ring.
896
00:47:27,711 --> 00:47:29,211
You saw the ring?
897
00:47:29,213 --> 00:47:30,412
It's pretty nice isn't it?
898
00:47:30,414 --> 00:47:32,214
Picked it out myself.
899
00:47:32,216 --> 00:47:33,415
Yeah, it's very nice.
900
00:47:36,053 --> 00:47:37,185
You see, she kind of wanted to
keep it
901
00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:39,421
on the DL, this whole
engagement.
902
00:47:39,423 --> 00:47:41,556
Keep it our little secret.
903
00:47:41,558 --> 00:47:42,691
Me on the other hand,
904
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:44,092
I just wanna shout out this
engagement
905
00:47:44,094 --> 00:47:45,060
on top of the mountain.
906
00:47:45,062 --> 00:47:47,062
Like yo, that's my wife!
907
00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:48,730
I am hitting that man.
908
00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:52,734
Relax man, lighten up.
909
00:47:53,503 --> 00:47:55,737
Just joking I'm not that awful.
910
00:48:03,847 --> 00:48:05,747
Zach, I just really care about
Kate
911
00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:09,217
so I just wanna make
sure that she's happy.
912
00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:15,239
Yeah, so do I.
913
00:48:15,241 --> 00:48:16,257
Why do you think I'm marrying
her, huh?
914
00:48:19,363 --> 00:48:20,729
Yeah.
915
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,731
You know what, that makes a lot
of sense.
916
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:29,771
Tyler I know I'm probably
not your favorite person
917
00:48:29,773 --> 00:48:33,008
in the world, but I make Kate
happy.
918
00:48:34,344 --> 00:48:36,912
And I know that may not make you
happy
919
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,114
but you're just gonna
have to deal with it.
920
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,258
How about we go back inside and
be social?
921
00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:52,160
It's a party isn't it?
922
00:48:53,630 --> 00:48:54,629
Come on, let's go.
923
00:49:14,151 --> 00:49:15,884
Jesus Kate, you weigh like 90
pounds,
924
00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:17,352
how do you take up so much
space?
925
00:49:17,354 --> 00:49:19,888
I'm standing still, you're
the one who keeps moving.
926
00:49:33,603 --> 00:49:36,171
Oh, that look good don't it?
927
00:49:37,307 --> 00:49:38,673
- Yeah.
- Better than your turkey
928
00:49:38,675 --> 00:49:40,141
that you brought to school
in the seventh grade
929
00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:41,576
and made everybody poo poo.
930
00:49:41,578 --> 00:49:43,078
Yeah, it don't even get close to
this.
931
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,213
Mine is perfect that's
why you on the potatoes,
932
00:49:45,215 --> 00:49:46,147
stick with them.
933
00:49:47,284 --> 00:49:49,084
You sure you guys
don't need any help it?
934
00:49:49,086 --> 00:49:50,518
Oh yeah, we're fine.
935
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,320
Hey Zachary, you should go
say hi to Alison and Peter
936
00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:53,588
in the living room.
937
00:49:53,590 --> 00:49:55,423
Okay, all right.
938
00:49:55,425 --> 00:49:56,825
Hey Tyler, you wanna go?
939
00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:59,561
I don't wanna interrupt
their magic in here.
940
00:50:02,632 --> 00:50:03,598
Do I have to go with that guy
941
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,200
because I really don't want to?
942
00:50:05,969 --> 00:50:08,103
Yes and be nice.
943
00:50:09,873 --> 00:50:12,040
For you, I'll try.
944
00:50:16,947 --> 00:50:19,214
I may need a few more
of these first though.
945
00:50:22,285 --> 00:50:26,688
Jailbreak!
946
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:29,457
It was funny, jailbreak!
947
00:50:34,898 --> 00:50:36,431
Okay, okay my turn.
948
00:50:39,903 --> 00:50:44,973
Never have I ever had a
threesome.
949
00:50:45,242 --> 00:50:46,207
You better not have.
950
00:50:46,209 --> 00:50:49,744
Foursome, but who's counting.
951
00:50:49,746 --> 00:50:51,112
Yeah not you.
952
00:50:51,114 --> 00:50:53,882
- Geez Allison.
- And she wonders
953
00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:55,150
why she's still single.
954
00:50:56,486 --> 00:50:58,987
Oh whatever, none of you all
know
955
00:50:58,989 --> 00:51:01,790
what it's like trying to date
when you're a single mom.
956
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,227
I love my Selena to death
957
00:51:06,229 --> 00:51:09,097
but when guys hear you're a mom,
958
00:51:10,167 --> 00:51:12,834
they just stop talking to me.
959
00:51:12,836 --> 00:51:16,938
Yeah, I'm a mom but I'm hotter
now than I was in college.
960
00:51:18,508 --> 00:51:19,974
This momma needs some loving.
961
00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:21,910
Oh, yes she does!
962
00:51:23,346 --> 00:51:27,182
Tyler, you haven't really
seen me since college.
963
00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:29,084
Don't you think I got hotter?
964
00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:29,951
Excuse me?
965
00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:31,586
Do I think you got hotter?
966
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:34,422
Would you bang me?
967
00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:36,658
Allison, we're
friends.
968
00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:38,326
Come on, would you bang me?
969
00:51:38,328 --> 00:51:43,031
Ally, okay I guess I would.
970
00:51:43,033 --> 00:51:44,699
Yeah, there we go.
971
00:51:44,701 --> 00:51:45,600
Thank you!
972
00:51:47,070 --> 00:51:49,504
God, it is like pulling
teeth with you guys.
973
00:51:50,474 --> 00:51:53,541
I mean, for what it's
worth Allison, I'd bang you.
974
00:51:56,246 --> 00:51:59,447
I mean, if I was single,
not now obviously.
975
00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:02,650
Thank you Zachary.
976
00:52:04,821 --> 00:52:07,989
Oh whatever, it's not
like you weren't hoeing
977
00:52:07,991 --> 00:52:09,023
around in college.
978
00:52:11,161 --> 00:52:14,062
Excuse me, would you like
to elaborate on that Peter?
979
00:52:14,064 --> 00:52:16,197
Yeah Peter, would you?
980
00:52:16,199 --> 00:52:18,733
I would but tonight is not
about me.
981
00:52:18,735 --> 00:52:22,704
Tyler, why don't you
tell us about prison man?
982
00:52:22,706 --> 00:52:25,507
What was the craziest
thing that happened to you?
983
00:52:25,509 --> 00:52:29,410
Yeah, was there like some
prison riots and stuff?
984
00:52:29,412 --> 00:52:32,080
No, no I was in a
minimum security prison.
985
00:52:32,949 --> 00:52:34,048
Yeah, but it had to be cooler
986
00:52:34,050 --> 00:52:35,884
than anything we were doing out
here.
987
00:52:35,886 --> 00:52:38,353
I mean, did you ever like
get in a lunch room brawl
988
00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:40,388
or like learn how to
make a shiv or something?
989
00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:41,556
Pete, it wasn't cool.
990
00:52:42,659 --> 00:52:43,558
It was prison.
991
00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:49,564
I did the same thing every
day for six years, it sucked.
992
00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,102
And if it's all right,
993
00:52:54,104 --> 00:52:55,904
I'd rather not talk about it
right now.
994
00:52:59,442 --> 00:53:00,708
Of course it is.
995
00:53:02,212 --> 00:53:03,778
Yeah, sorry man.
996
00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:04,879
No, it's all right.
997
00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:08,750
It's just a little fresh I
guess.
998
00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:17,358
So Tyler, have you thought
about what you might wanna do
999
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,226
for work here?
1000
00:53:20,797 --> 00:53:23,464
I think I'm gonna start just
doing some freelance work.
1001
00:53:23,466 --> 00:53:25,466
I think it's gonna be a little
hard for a company to hire me
1002
00:53:25,468 --> 00:53:27,769
with a felony charge and also.
1003
00:53:27,771 --> 00:53:29,571
Tyler, what was your major?
1004
00:53:29,573 --> 00:53:31,372
Graphic design.
1005
00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:34,142
Well, I can ask my dad if
he has any need for designers
1006
00:53:34,144 --> 00:53:35,610
in his company.
1007
00:53:35,612 --> 00:53:36,778
I know you're a nice guy,
1008
00:53:36,780 --> 00:53:40,215
Peter told me everything that
happened.
1009
00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:41,082
Did he now?
1010
00:53:42,419 --> 00:53:46,120
Yeah Michelle, I don't
think that's such a good idea.
1011
00:53:46,122 --> 00:53:47,322
I read the HR manual
1012
00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:49,123
and your dad's company doesn't
hire anyone
1013
00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:50,992
with a felony charge.
1014
00:53:50,994 --> 00:53:53,595
You read the HR manual Peter?
1015
00:53:53,597 --> 00:53:54,596
Yeah, I did.
1016
00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:57,432
Nerd!
1017
00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:05,139
Well, at least I have
an HR manual to read
1018
00:54:05,141 --> 00:54:06,241
'cause I have a job.
1019
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,609
- Peter?
- Oh well,
1020
00:54:07,611 --> 00:54:09,510
at least I didn't have
to beg my girlfriend
1021
00:54:11,948 --> 00:54:12,980
for a job.
1022
00:54:12,982 --> 00:54:14,015
It's not begging, it's
called networking you dick.
1023
00:54:14,017 --> 00:54:15,750
Oh really?
1024
00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:19,320
Well, I didn't know that sleeping
with your boss's daughter
1025
00:54:19,322 --> 00:54:21,189
is called networking.
1026
00:54:21,191 --> 00:54:22,991
Well in that case, I guess me
and Kate
1027
00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:24,792
and her father have to
have a big conversation.
1028
00:54:24,794 --> 00:54:25,860
You know what?
1029
00:54:25,862 --> 00:54:27,595
You've been such a dick like all
night
1030
00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:28,429
to like everybody.
1031
00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:29,297
You don't want this bro.
1032
00:54:29,299 --> 00:54:30,131
Why are you even here?
1033
00:54:30,133 --> 00:54:31,366
You do not want this,
1034
00:54:31,368 --> 00:54:33,201
I take two classes of
judo this month okay.
1035
00:54:33,203 --> 00:54:35,837
- Okay, that's enough stop.
- He started it!
1036
00:54:35,839 --> 00:54:36,838
- It doesn't matter.
- And I would've finished
1037
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:37,839
it too bro, what's up?
1038
00:54:37,841 --> 00:54:42,477
Dinner's ready!
1039
00:54:42,479 --> 00:54:43,611
A dinner bell?
1040
00:54:43,613 --> 00:54:45,046
Really Kate?
1041
00:54:45,048 --> 00:54:48,549
Yeah, I saw it online
and it was only seven bucks
1042
00:54:48,551 --> 00:54:50,051
so I had to.
1043
00:54:50,053 --> 00:54:51,619
All right, is everybody ready?
1044
00:54:55,425 --> 00:54:58,059
Yeah, I'm starving actually.
1045
00:54:58,061 --> 00:55:01,062
Oh Alison, is Selena gonna
sit with us at the table
1046
00:55:01,064 --> 00:55:02,297
or hang out in here?
1047
00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:05,066
Oops, no she'll be fine with
her shows.
1048
00:55:06,102 --> 00:55:07,368
I'll fix her up a plate.
1049
00:55:08,271 --> 00:55:09,370
Okay, great.
1050
00:55:09,372 --> 00:55:11,005
All right, I hope everybody's
hungry
1051
00:55:11,007 --> 00:55:12,707
'cause we got a lot of food.
1052
00:55:45,308 --> 00:55:48,409
All right, one beautiful bird
coming in.
1053
00:55:51,214 --> 00:55:54,515
Peter, can you move
the beets to make room?
1054
00:56:06,463 --> 00:56:08,396
Does anyone need anything else?
1055
00:56:09,332 --> 00:56:10,732
Another drink or?
1056
00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:16,204
- Okay then.
- Actually Jay,
1057
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,107
can I talk to you for a second?
1058
00:56:19,109 --> 00:56:20,475
Yeah, yeah, sure.
1059
00:56:21,845 --> 00:56:24,312
- Just real quick?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1060
00:56:29,252 --> 00:56:30,151
What's up?
1061
00:56:32,255 --> 00:56:33,221
Zachary man.
1062
00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:35,623
What about him?
1063
00:56:37,660 --> 00:56:38,893
He sucks, dude.
1064
00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:41,963
Man, you should've heard
the shit he was saying
1065
00:56:41,965 --> 00:56:42,930
to me outside.
1066
00:56:42,932 --> 00:56:44,265
I know he sucks man
1067
00:56:44,267 --> 00:56:46,267
but do you think you might
be overreacting a bit?
1068
00:56:46,269 --> 00:56:47,402
You have been drinking.
1069
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,504
No I have, but I'm not
overreacting.
1070
00:56:52,575 --> 00:56:54,442
Man, we can let Kate marry that
man?
1071
00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:59,981
Look, I know you still
have feelings for her.
1072
00:56:59,983 --> 00:57:01,783
No, it's not even like that
man.
1073
00:57:03,219 --> 00:57:04,318
Okay, maybe there's a little bit
1074
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,588
but we can't let her go through
with it.
1075
00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:08,489
I mean, we have to say
something.
1076
00:57:08,491 --> 00:57:09,991
I've tried man.
1077
00:57:09,993 --> 00:57:11,793
I've talked to her and him
when they first started dating,
1078
00:57:11,795 --> 00:57:13,628
even with Peter and Michelle.
1079
00:57:13,630 --> 00:57:15,596
Don't even get me
started with Peter man.
1080
00:57:19,235 --> 00:57:20,768
What happened with those two?
1081
00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:26,274
I mean, people just grow up in
a way
1082
00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:30,545
and they wanted to settle down,
1083
00:57:31,614 --> 00:57:33,281
it's just what people started
doing.
1084
00:57:34,884 --> 00:57:35,783
Why didn't you?
1085
00:57:36,986 --> 00:57:38,619
'Cause I like hoeing around.
1086
00:57:38,621 --> 00:57:41,889
It's fun.
1087
00:57:42,826 --> 00:57:45,893
Hey, tomorrow night me and you,
1088
00:57:45,895 --> 00:57:47,795
we're gonna go out and
we're gonna find some girls
1089
00:57:47,797 --> 00:57:50,231
that haven't settled down
if you know what I'm saying.
1090
00:57:51,768 --> 00:57:52,834
You down for that?
1091
00:57:57,841 --> 00:57:58,739
Yeah.
1092
00:57:59,609 --> 00:58:00,875
All right, good.
1093
00:58:00,877 --> 00:58:04,011
Now let's go eat some
turkey, rip some shots,
1094
00:58:04,013 --> 00:58:06,013
have some fun all right.
1095
00:58:06,015 --> 00:58:07,849
Fuck what they all think down
there.
1096
00:58:10,787 --> 00:58:12,253
- You're right.
- All right?
1097
00:58:12,255 --> 00:58:13,654
Let's do it, let's have fun.
1098
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,594
For the love of God Allison,
just take the damn photo!
1099
00:58:19,596 --> 00:58:21,762
Shut up, I'm trying.
1100
00:58:21,764 --> 00:58:23,331
- Smile
- Wait I'm trying.
1101
00:58:24,534 --> 00:58:26,534
Thank you, it looks great.
1102
00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:34,509
Well, it's about time.
1103
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,843
We've been waiting.
1104
00:58:36,813 --> 00:58:39,747
Okay, how about maybe thank
you
1105
00:58:39,749 --> 00:58:42,216
for making the turkey Justin?
1106
00:58:42,218 --> 00:58:44,952
- Thanks Justin.
- Thank you Justin.
1107
00:58:44,954 --> 00:58:47,288
See, they are grateful now
let's eat.
1108
00:58:50,994 --> 00:58:54,128
Hey Justin, I got to say
this whole cooking the turkey,
1109
00:58:54,130 --> 00:58:56,063
organizing this whole dinner,
1110
00:58:56,065 --> 00:58:57,965
your clothing line, you are
quite
1111
00:58:57,967 --> 00:59:01,135
the renaissance man my
friend, congratulations.
1112
00:59:02,238 --> 00:59:03,771
Please don't feed his ego.
1113
00:59:03,773 --> 00:59:05,740
Seriously, I don't think
he can get any cockier.
1114
00:59:05,742 --> 00:59:07,408
Whoa, whoa, whoa, cocky?
1115
00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:08,376
No, I'm not cocky man.
1116
00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:11,112
I am fucking vindicated.
1117
00:59:11,114 --> 00:59:14,882
You know how hard it was to
put this whole thing together?
1118
00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:16,651
Yeah, well I think it's great
Jay.
1119
00:59:16,653 --> 00:59:17,485
You should be really proud.
1120
00:59:17,487 --> 00:59:18,653
Thank you.
1121
00:59:18,655 --> 00:59:21,322
I agree, it's really
impressive Justin.
1122
00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:24,492
Plus your leggings make my ass
look good
1123
00:59:24,494 --> 00:59:27,061
so keep making clothes.
1124
00:59:27,063 --> 00:59:29,497
I am grateful to help
you on that Allison.
1125
00:59:30,934 --> 00:59:34,802
Well, when you've had as many
failed businesses as Justin,
1126
00:59:34,804 --> 00:59:36,804
it's only a matter of time
before one of them takes off.
1127
00:59:36,806 --> 00:59:39,674
- Right Jay?
- You damn right.
1128
00:59:39,676 --> 00:59:42,143
Self-made, I mean I was over
1129
00:59:42,145 --> 00:59:44,178
that whole corporate America
shit.
1130
00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:49,116
I mean my last job, ass.
1131
00:59:49,118 --> 00:59:54,288
I was making 35K to manage a
client
1132
00:59:54,290 --> 00:59:58,192
that was grossing our company
over $3 million a year.
1133
00:59:58,194 --> 01:00:02,597
Like how does that even make any
sense?
1134
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:03,931
Why even try?
1135
01:00:03,933 --> 01:00:05,967
Because if you don't you'll
get fired.
1136
01:00:06,769 --> 01:00:08,369
No you won't.
1137
01:00:08,371 --> 01:00:12,006
My nine to five boss has me
doing like three people's jobs.
1138
01:00:12,008 --> 01:00:15,309
If he were to fire me,
he would be so fucked.
1139
01:00:15,311 --> 01:00:19,981
He tried to reprimand me for
my lack of enthusiasm lately.
1140
01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:23,818
It's like, yo bitch why
don't I reprimand you
1141
01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:25,386
for my lack of salary?
1142
01:00:28,124 --> 01:00:29,790
Oh, working sucks man.
1143
01:00:30,927 --> 01:00:33,027
I mean, corporate America broke
my spirit.
1144
01:00:33,029 --> 01:00:37,498
It's like trade in your
soul for 401k in a salary
1145
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:38,899
with good health benefits.
1146
01:00:39,936 --> 01:00:45,006
Oh, I miss college, no
responsibilities, just fun
1147
01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:46,474
that was so great.
1148
01:00:48,077 --> 01:00:51,212
When I was in college, I
couldn't wait to graduate.
1149
01:00:51,214 --> 01:00:53,881
- Yeah, that was dumb.
- Right?
1150
01:00:53,883 --> 01:00:57,418
Now it's just go to work, make
money,
1151
01:00:57,420 --> 01:01:01,555
pay your bills and just keep
repeating that until you die.
1152
01:01:01,557 --> 01:01:03,691
Yeah, growing up really sucks.
1153
01:01:03,693 --> 01:01:04,825
Sure it does.
1154
01:01:08,598 --> 01:01:09,830
You know if you hate your jobs
so much,
1155
01:01:09,832 --> 01:01:11,032
why don't you just quit?
1156
01:01:11,868 --> 01:01:12,767
Get a new one.
1157
01:01:14,037 --> 01:01:15,903
Wouldn't that be nice?
1158
01:01:15,905 --> 01:01:20,441
Yeah, I should just quit my
job.
1159
01:01:20,443 --> 01:01:24,111
Me and Selena can become
actors to pay the bills.
1160
01:01:24,113 --> 01:01:26,113
Oh, I could be your manager.
1161
01:01:26,115 --> 01:01:27,948
Yeah, and I'll call
your dad and be like,
1162
01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:29,784
"Hey Mr. Nolan, can you give me
a raise?
1163
01:01:29,786 --> 01:01:32,420
"And also lessen my workload."
1164
01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:33,521
That would go over well.
1165
01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:35,356
I think you guys just need to
find out
1166
01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:37,391
what you wanna do in life.
1167
01:01:37,393 --> 01:01:40,027
I think that's all of
you guys' problem is.
1168
01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:45,866
Yeah, but I wish it was that
easy.
1169
01:01:46,903 --> 01:01:49,236
I just don't know what I want.
1170
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,106
Well, I mean I don't know,
1171
01:01:52,108 --> 01:01:53,708
it might be a little corny
1172
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:56,877
but maybe you can just
start off by making a list,
1173
01:01:56,879 --> 01:01:57,912
note everything that you like
1174
01:01:57,914 --> 01:02:00,214
and then pick out the ones
1175
01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:01,782
that you can make money off of.
1176
01:02:03,419 --> 01:02:05,453
Yeah, I guess.
1177
01:02:05,455 --> 01:02:10,391
You should, I mean it's what I
did.
1178
01:02:10,393 --> 01:02:12,793
And I got a pretty good idea
of what I'm gonna do now
1179
01:02:12,795 --> 01:02:14,595
that I'm out so.
1180
01:02:14,597 --> 01:02:18,132
Yeah, but it's tough to
find time to even do that
1181
01:02:18,134 --> 01:02:21,936
with work, Selena, friends.
1182
01:02:23,606 --> 01:02:25,773
Yeah and Tyler you also
had a lot more free time
1183
01:02:25,775 --> 01:02:27,842
than all of us to think about
your goals.
1184
01:02:32,448 --> 01:02:33,347
Damn it.
1185
01:02:37,453 --> 01:02:39,353
Are you serious right now?
1186
01:02:39,355 --> 01:02:41,255
Oh come on, I was just joking.
1187
01:02:41,257 --> 01:02:43,090
Screw your jokes, you've been
a dick.
1188
01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:45,159
- Ty, Ty.
- No, no you've been a dick
1189
01:02:45,161 --> 01:02:46,694
- to me all night.
- Tyler?
1190
01:02:46,696 --> 01:02:48,696
Come on dude, he didn't mean
it.
1191
01:02:48,698 --> 01:02:49,997
I was just joking.
1192
01:02:49,999 --> 01:02:51,832
Yeah, just let it go Ty.
1193
01:03:02,044 --> 01:03:05,613
Wow, you know what?
1194
01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:08,649
You're right, it was a joke.
1195
01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:11,852
This whole night's been a joke.
1196
01:03:14,957 --> 01:03:19,727
All night, every single one
of you have been complaining.
1197
01:03:19,729 --> 01:03:21,562
You think work sucks?
1198
01:03:21,564 --> 01:03:26,567
Try prison, I sacrificed
72 months of my life.
1199
01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:30,237
I never even had the opportunity
to make the kind of life
1200
01:03:30,239 --> 01:03:32,139
that you guys have been bitching
about.
1201
01:03:35,411 --> 01:03:38,379
Look dude, nobody asked
you to play the martyr.
1202
01:03:38,381 --> 01:03:40,181
Hey Peter, Peter.
1203
01:03:40,183 --> 01:03:41,849
You hear that?
1204
01:03:41,851 --> 01:03:43,350
That I didn't have to play the
martyr?
1205
01:03:45,788 --> 01:03:47,054
Peter, how come when the cops
showed up,
1206
01:03:47,056 --> 01:03:48,556
you were nowhere to be found?
1207
01:03:52,595 --> 01:03:56,330
It was your idea to hotbox
the whole house for the party.
1208
01:03:57,667 --> 01:03:58,833
It was also you
1209
01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:00,935
who made sure the cops showed
up.
1210
01:04:00,937 --> 01:04:02,603
Right Jay, right?
1211
01:04:03,773 --> 01:04:05,105
Yeah Ty, yeah.
1212
01:04:05,107 --> 01:04:06,607
Somebody tripped the alarm.
1213
01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:10,845
It was an accident, okay.
1214
01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:11,779
I said I was sorry.
1215
01:04:11,781 --> 01:04:13,881
Yeah, if you were sorry,
1216
01:04:13,883 --> 01:04:15,950
you would've shared the blame
with me.
1217
01:04:15,952 --> 01:04:17,885
All of you would have.
1218
01:04:17,887 --> 01:04:19,753
Whoa, hold on.
1219
01:04:19,755 --> 01:04:21,355
You said that you would take the
wrap
1220
01:04:21,357 --> 01:04:23,023
so that none of us would
have a felony charge
1221
01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:24,191
that would ruin our lives.
1222
01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:25,526
That really doesn't even
matter anyway
1223
01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:28,128
'cause you all ruined your
lives all by yourselves.
1224
01:04:33,169 --> 01:04:36,437
All you guys, all three
of you hate your jobs,
1225
01:04:38,007 --> 01:04:39,039
hate your lives.
1226
01:04:40,176 --> 01:04:43,911
You just complain, complain and
complain.
1227
01:04:43,913 --> 01:04:46,113
At least you had a chance to
make something of your lives.
1228
01:04:46,115 --> 01:04:47,982
You don't have to spend
half a decade locked
1229
01:04:47,984 --> 01:04:49,583
in a fucking box.
1230
01:04:54,090 --> 01:04:56,957
But what did you do with it
though?
1231
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:04,832
All right Tyler, I
think you've had enough
1232
01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:06,567
- to drink.
- Fuck you.
1233
01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:09,770
You know they may hate their
jobs
1234
01:05:09,772 --> 01:05:10,938
but at least I have one bud.
1235
01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:11,906
Tyler!
1236
01:05:15,111 --> 01:05:17,611
Kate, you should've heard
the shit he was saying outside.
1237
01:05:17,613 --> 01:05:19,613
Come on, we were just messing
around.
1238
01:05:20,449 --> 01:05:21,949
Messing around?
1239
01:05:26,956 --> 01:05:32,026
How unappreciative and
ungrateful can you be?
1240
01:05:42,705 --> 01:05:44,638
Six years for you guys.
1241
01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:48,876
What a fucking waste.
1242
01:06:14,103 --> 01:06:16,370
I think
Michelle
1243
01:06:16,372 --> 01:06:18,138
and I should hit the road.
1244
01:06:19,175 --> 01:06:21,742
Great, bail like you always
do.
1245
01:06:24,313 --> 01:06:26,180
Look, let's just go.
1246
01:06:33,189 --> 01:06:35,889
Justin, do you have a
trashcan?
1247
01:06:35,891 --> 01:06:37,157
I think I'm gonna vomit.
1248
01:06:43,499 --> 01:06:44,398
Shit.
1249
01:06:51,807 --> 01:06:54,742
You know no one likes you right?
1250
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,421
I'm not apologizing Jay.
1251
01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:43,323
It's Kate, we need to talk.
1252
01:08:02,678 --> 01:08:03,577
I'm sorry.
1253
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:05,813
Gee thanks.
1254
01:08:08,350 --> 01:08:13,353
No seriously, I mean it
really should've just been me,
1255
01:08:14,690 --> 01:08:16,156
you and Justin tonight.
1256
01:08:18,961 --> 01:08:20,928
Clearly we did not think this
through.
1257
01:08:23,599 --> 01:08:24,631
Yeah, clearly.
1258
01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:34,842
Look, I do appreciate the
effort.
1259
01:08:36,745 --> 01:08:40,514
I know you guys are just trying
to do something nice for me.
1260
01:08:43,752 --> 01:08:46,153
Do we get an A for effort at
least?
1261
01:08:49,024 --> 01:08:51,458
Yeah, you get an A for effort.
1262
01:08:58,334 --> 01:08:59,900
Look, can I ask you something?
1263
01:09:02,505 --> 01:09:03,470
Yeah, of course.
1264
01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:15,149
Are you just gonna stand there
1265
01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:16,850
or do you wanna sit down?
1266
01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:20,888
Yeah, I'll sit.
1267
01:09:31,634 --> 01:09:36,670
Ty, just ask me the question.
1268
01:09:42,645 --> 01:09:44,778
What could you possibly see in
Zachary?
1269
01:09:47,616 --> 01:09:48,515
What?
1270
01:09:51,053 --> 01:09:53,120
I mean Kate, you can't marry
that man.
1271
01:09:55,658 --> 01:09:58,058
It's not really your
decision to make Ty.
1272
01:09:58,060 --> 01:10:00,594
I mean, I love him.
1273
01:10:00,596 --> 01:10:02,462
He's such a pompous asshole.
1274
01:10:04,466 --> 01:10:05,432
You just met him.
1275
01:10:05,434 --> 01:10:06,767
How would you even know?
1276
01:10:07,670 --> 01:10:09,303
The fact that you just said,
1277
01:10:09,305 --> 01:10:11,638
"How would you know?",
just proves my point.
1278
01:10:13,142 --> 01:10:14,875
Don't put words in my mouth
Ty.
1279
01:10:18,814 --> 01:10:19,713
Okay, why then?
1280
01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:22,082
Why what?
1281
01:10:22,084 --> 01:10:23,250
Why do you love him?
1282
01:10:24,987 --> 01:10:26,653
What do you mean why?
1283
01:10:28,824 --> 01:10:30,224
When you love someone, you love
someone.
1284
01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:31,992
There doesn't need to be a
reason.
1285
01:10:31,994 --> 01:10:34,895
What do you mean there
doesn't have to be a reason?
1286
01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:37,664
I don't know it's just love.
1287
01:10:40,603 --> 01:10:42,903
Kate, I get that you
didn't wanna wait for me
1288
01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:44,438
to get out of prison but him?
1289
01:10:45,374 --> 01:10:47,574
I mean, you can do a lot better
than that.
1290
01:10:47,576 --> 01:10:50,277
Oh, 'cause you're the
best judge of character?
1291
01:11:07,763 --> 01:11:08,662
I'm sorry.
1292
01:11:14,803 --> 01:11:16,603
I did so much for you guys.
1293
01:11:24,713 --> 01:11:29,716
No one forced you to take the
fall Ty.
1294
01:11:29,918 --> 01:11:31,451
No one forced me?
1295
01:11:34,256 --> 01:11:38,992
They begged me, begged me
to figure out a situation
1296
01:11:38,994 --> 01:11:40,794
so you guys wouldn't get
convicted.
1297
01:11:48,737 --> 01:11:52,339
Kate, you know what I
did was the only way.
1298
01:11:55,844 --> 01:11:59,980
Allison, Selena, Pete and Jay
knew.
1299
01:12:07,523 --> 01:12:08,722
You guys show up here
1300
01:12:08,724 --> 01:12:10,390
and you act like nothing ever
happened.
1301
01:12:10,392 --> 01:12:12,225
I've never heard this much
complaining for
1302
01:12:12,227 --> 01:12:13,493
in my entire life.
1303
01:12:18,967 --> 01:12:22,235
You know what might seem
like a lot compared to you.
1304
01:12:23,138 --> 01:12:25,872
I'm not trying to belittle what
you did,
1305
01:12:27,209 --> 01:12:32,245
but growing up and getting
out of college just wasn't
1306
01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:37,451
what we all thought it would be.
1307
01:12:37,453 --> 01:12:38,352
How so?
1308
01:12:39,955 --> 01:12:42,556
Well, when you get to college,
1309
01:12:42,558 --> 01:12:45,625
you get to pick your major
with the expectations
1310
01:12:45,627 --> 01:12:48,462
that you'll get a job
doing what you wanna do
1311
01:12:48,464 --> 01:12:50,130
with your major.
1312
01:12:50,132 --> 01:12:52,733
And sometimes it's hard
to find a job in that field,
1313
01:12:52,735 --> 01:12:53,867
I get that.
1314
01:12:53,869 --> 01:12:58,872
No, it's not hard, it's
impossible.
1315
01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,610
So what happens is someone like
me
1316
01:13:03,612 --> 01:13:06,213
who wants to be a photographer,
1317
01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:08,482
ends up having to get a job in
sales
1318
01:13:08,484 --> 01:13:11,051
because there are no
photography jobs available.
1319
01:13:11,987 --> 01:13:15,555
So a super creative person
who shouldn't be sitting
1320
01:13:15,557 --> 01:13:20,560
at a desk all day ends up
having to sit at a desk all day.
1321
01:13:21,597 --> 01:13:24,731
And then on top of that,
this job that you're forced
1322
01:13:24,733 --> 01:13:26,900
to take doesn't even pay that
well.
1323
01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:30,570
So you're underpaid,
overworked and you're not doing
1324
01:13:30,572 --> 01:13:34,674
what makes you happy, it's
awful.
1325
01:13:40,716 --> 01:13:42,783
To make matters even worse,
1326
01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:47,454
I still have $40,000 in
student loans to pay off
1327
01:13:50,092 --> 01:13:52,159
so it's not like I can just quit
my job.
1328
01:13:59,034 --> 01:14:01,868
Some things in life don't
give you any choices Ty.
1329
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,675
You just have to make them work.
1330
01:14:26,628 --> 01:14:27,527
I'm sorry.
1331
01:14:33,836 --> 01:14:37,504
Don't be sorry, it's not your
fault.
1332
01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:44,077
Well, if it makes you feel any
better,
1333
01:14:45,414 --> 01:14:50,484
currently I'm $60,000 in debt,
I'm homeless, I'm unemployed
1334
01:14:53,021 --> 01:14:56,690
and I've got a felony charge
on my permanent record.
1335
01:14:58,093 --> 01:15:02,329
So I'd say sitting next to me,
you're looking pretty good.
1336
01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:15,408
You know, that's the thing
I missed the most about you,
1337
01:15:17,212 --> 01:15:18,512
it's your optimism.
1338
01:15:19,481 --> 01:15:20,914
My optimism?
1339
01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:21,748
Yeah.
1340
01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:22,616
Really?
1341
01:15:23,785 --> 01:15:24,684
Yeah.
1342
01:15:26,121 --> 01:15:30,690
I mean even before prison,
no matter what the situation,
1343
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:33,693
you always looked at the glass
half full.
1344
01:15:35,731 --> 01:15:37,230
I don't know how you did it.
1345
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:44,771
Maybe it's just perspective.
1346
01:15:45,641 --> 01:15:48,441
You may hate your job
but at least you got one.
1347
01:15:50,812 --> 01:15:52,946
You got food and a roof over
your head.
1348
01:15:53,982 --> 01:15:55,815
A lot of folks don't even have
that.
1349
01:15:59,354 --> 01:16:04,424
Yeah, you're right.
1350
01:16:09,598 --> 01:16:11,932
And if you wanna be a
photographer,
1351
01:16:14,002 --> 01:16:15,602
just go out and make it happen.
1352
01:16:16,505 --> 01:16:21,575
Start taking pictures on the
weekends or in your spare time
1353
01:16:22,044 --> 01:16:23,810
because if you love something,
1354
01:16:27,215 --> 01:16:28,415
you make time for it.
1355
01:16:33,355 --> 01:16:36,823
I would but, I mean I
don't even have a camera
1356
01:16:36,825 --> 01:16:38,325
'cause I can't afford one.
1357
01:16:38,327 --> 01:16:40,527
Kate, you're already 40 grand
in debt,
1358
01:16:40,529 --> 01:16:42,829
what's another two for
a really great camera?
1359
01:16:44,566 --> 01:16:46,099
You'll pay it off eventually.
1360
01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:49,869
Yeah, I guess.
1361
01:16:51,707 --> 01:16:53,039
I don't know, I'll see what I
can do.
1362
01:16:53,041 --> 01:16:55,542
Kate, just go get the camera.
1363
01:16:57,579 --> 01:17:00,013
Dreams are worth taking a risk
on.
1364
01:17:00,015 --> 01:17:03,516
All right, okay all right, I
will.
1365
01:17:09,157 --> 01:17:12,792
So, now can I ask you a
question?
1366
01:17:15,564 --> 01:17:16,463
Sure.
1367
01:17:20,802 --> 01:17:23,169
Did you ever think about
1368
01:17:23,171 --> 01:17:24,971
what would have happened between
us
1369
01:17:25,774 --> 01:17:27,173
if you didn't go to prison?
1370
01:17:32,781 --> 01:17:36,750
Of course I did, everyday.
1371
01:17:43,925 --> 01:17:44,824
Did you?
1372
01:17:50,632 --> 01:17:52,165
Yeah, it's crossed my mind.
1373
01:17:57,806 --> 01:17:59,739
I'm always gonna love you Tyler.
1374
01:18:07,649 --> 01:18:09,382
You still love me?
1375
01:18:12,220 --> 01:18:14,287
In a way yes.
1376
01:18:18,393 --> 01:18:22,562
I mean what we had, it was so
special.
1377
01:18:26,501 --> 01:18:27,967
I'm never gonna forget that.
1378
01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:44,484
I still love you.
1379
01:18:44,486 --> 01:18:45,652
You do know that right?
1380
01:19:10,212 --> 01:19:11,444
Ty, I can't.
1381
01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:15,648
Yes you can.
1382
01:19:16,718 --> 01:19:17,650
You can break up with him right
now.
1383
01:19:17,652 --> 01:19:19,486
No, it's not that simple.
1384
01:19:21,223 --> 01:19:22,455
You're only engaged.
1385
01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:28,161
Ty, I'm pregnant.
1386
01:19:32,234 --> 01:19:33,466
You're what?
1387
01:19:37,906 --> 01:19:39,205
I'm pregnant.
1388
01:19:46,748 --> 01:19:51,117
No, I saw you drinking
tonight.
1389
01:19:52,287 --> 01:19:53,720
Well, you can't be pregnant.
1390
01:19:54,723 --> 01:19:56,823
No, it was just sparkling
cider.
1391
01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:05,832
So that's it?
1392
01:20:06,968 --> 01:20:08,902
You're just gonna be with him
forever?
1393
01:20:10,972 --> 01:20:12,405
You know, you could at least
pretend
1394
01:20:12,407 --> 01:20:14,007
to be a little happy for me.
1395
01:20:16,578 --> 01:20:18,211
Why should I be happy for you?
1396
01:20:20,849 --> 01:20:22,215
You're not even happy.
1397
01:20:37,532 --> 01:20:42,168
You deserve so much better.
1398
01:22:08,423 --> 01:22:09,789
Kate's not feeling too well
1399
01:22:09,791 --> 01:22:11,824
so I think we're gonna get out
of here.
1400
01:22:13,962 --> 01:22:15,094
You sure?
1401
01:22:15,096 --> 01:22:15,929
You can take one of the empty
rooms,
1402
01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:17,830
we've got plenty of room.
1403
01:22:17,832 --> 01:22:19,165
Yeah, I know.
1404
01:22:19,167 --> 01:22:21,434
I just really wanna sleep
in my own bed tonight.
1405
01:22:24,372 --> 01:22:25,471
Is she gonna be okay?
1406
01:22:27,108 --> 01:22:30,810
Yeah, I'll keep an eye on her.
1407
01:22:34,215 --> 01:22:35,448
It'll be fine.
1408
01:22:50,732 --> 01:22:53,733
Text me when you get home
safely.
1409
01:22:53,735 --> 01:22:55,034
- I will.
- Bye.
1410
01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:03,696
I guess everyone cleared out.
1411
01:25:05,233 --> 01:25:09,869
Yup, except for Allison,
she's passed out on the couch.
1412
01:25:10,905 --> 01:25:12,638
I'll go check up on her.
1413
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:14,107
No man, she's good.
1414
01:25:14,109 --> 01:25:15,208
Selena's watching her.
1415
01:25:19,781 --> 01:25:21,881
You did some good work
on that bottle buddy.
1416
01:25:22,884 --> 01:25:25,351
Yeah, it was either get drunk
1417
01:25:25,353 --> 01:25:27,019
or beat the shit out of Zachary.
1418
01:25:28,389 --> 01:25:30,123
Figured I'd get drunk, take the
high road.
1419
01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:32,191
You should've beat
the shit out of Zachary.
1420
01:25:32,193 --> 01:25:33,359
Right?
1421
01:25:33,361 --> 01:25:36,796
Next time.
1422
01:25:43,771 --> 01:25:45,238
- Good catch.
- Thanks.
1423
01:25:56,684 --> 01:26:01,654
Hey man, I'm sorry
about this whole thing.
1424
01:26:02,657 --> 01:26:05,224
Tonight really didn't go as
planned.
1425
01:26:05,226 --> 01:26:06,392
It's not your fault.
1426
01:26:07,662 --> 01:26:10,696
Well I mean, it is a
bit but not completely.
1427
01:26:19,674 --> 01:26:21,674
I kind of freaked out on Kate
tonight.
1428
01:26:25,813 --> 01:26:27,513
Yeah, I figured.
1429
01:26:27,515 --> 01:26:29,448
She seemed pretty upset when she
left.
1430
01:26:31,486 --> 01:26:33,586
You don't even know the half
of it man.
1431
01:26:35,857 --> 01:26:37,757
Well, what happened?
1432
01:26:38,993 --> 01:26:43,229
Well, first of all, she's
pregnant.
1433
01:26:46,034 --> 01:26:47,567
- No.
- Yeah.
1434
01:26:47,569 --> 01:26:49,435
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1435
01:26:53,508 --> 01:26:54,407
Shit.
1436
01:26:58,012 --> 01:26:59,712
Yeah, that's why she got
engaged.
1437
01:27:01,816 --> 01:27:03,382
I just can't believe it man.
1438
01:27:07,322 --> 01:27:09,155
How long has he been unemployed
for?
1439
01:27:11,993 --> 01:27:15,795
I think like maybe six
months without a nine to five
1440
01:27:15,797 --> 01:27:18,731
but he says he's freelancing now
1441
01:27:19,667 --> 01:27:21,267
But, he has to be making no
money
1442
01:27:21,269 --> 01:27:24,237
because Kate, that's
all she complains about
1443
01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:25,271
is not having any.
1444
01:27:31,913 --> 01:27:34,413
It's like they all just
gave up on their dreams man.
1445
01:27:36,851 --> 01:27:39,452
You never told me, how come
you never settled down?
1446
01:27:41,456 --> 01:27:42,688
Yeah, I did.
1447
01:27:42,690 --> 01:27:43,956
I like hoeing around.
1448
01:27:46,694 --> 01:27:47,827
No, seriously man.
1449
01:27:59,641 --> 01:28:00,973
I don't know,
1450
01:28:02,410 --> 01:28:05,144
I guess I didn't wanna stop
trying new things you know?
1451
01:28:06,748 --> 01:28:09,282
I mean I'm 28, you're 28.
1452
01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:12,551
This isn't like the end
all be all you know.
1453
01:28:13,588 --> 01:28:16,989
I'm just now in my stride,
I got my business going.
1454
01:28:19,927 --> 01:28:21,360
You know what the problem is?
1455
01:28:21,362 --> 01:28:22,528
What?
1456
01:28:22,530 --> 01:28:25,865
The problem is people think
the party
1457
01:28:25,867 --> 01:28:27,333
is over after college.
1458
01:28:28,936 --> 01:28:33,306
They did it, that's it just stop
trying,
1459
01:28:33,308 --> 01:28:36,008
stop doing new things, stop
taking risks.
1460
01:28:36,010 --> 01:28:38,477
But it's not man it's not,
1461
01:28:39,347 --> 01:28:41,080
since I graduated from college,
1462
01:28:41,082 --> 01:28:44,884
I got fired from two
jobs, walked out on one,
1463
01:28:44,886 --> 01:28:46,886
fell for a pyramid scheme.
1464
01:28:48,122 --> 01:28:51,157
I had three failed
business endeavors, three.
1465
01:28:51,159 --> 01:28:53,259
But I learned so much
from all those failures.
1466
01:28:53,261 --> 01:28:55,428
It made me a better, stronger
person man.
1467
01:28:57,165 --> 01:29:00,566
And people used to dog me bruh.
1468
01:29:00,568 --> 01:29:03,602
They used to be like,
"Oh, he can't keep a job.
1469
01:29:05,506 --> 01:29:06,372
"He's a loser.
1470
01:29:06,374 --> 01:29:08,741
"He drinks too much.
1471
01:29:10,011 --> 01:29:11,110
"He's a failure."
1472
01:29:11,112 --> 01:29:15,881
But, everybody used to say that
shit.
1473
01:29:17,051 --> 01:29:19,919
Everybody wrote me off
just because I wasn't doing
1474
01:29:19,921 --> 01:29:21,520
what I was supposed to be doing.
1475
01:29:21,522 --> 01:29:22,355
Yeah, but at least
you're doing something
1476
01:29:22,357 --> 01:29:23,356
that you care about.
1477
01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:24,724
Right, you know what I mean?
1478
01:29:24,726 --> 01:29:26,292
And those same people that
called me off
1479
01:29:26,294 --> 01:29:28,527
on my failures are the same ones
1480
01:29:28,529 --> 01:29:32,031
who are too afraid to fail
that they never even start.
1481
01:29:33,401 --> 01:29:35,401
Like, who are you to judge?
1482
01:29:35,403 --> 01:29:37,636
Like you're not happy with your
life,
1483
01:29:37,638 --> 01:29:39,905
you're not, you're not.
1484
01:29:39,907 --> 01:29:42,308
You just post your
highlights on social media
1485
01:29:42,310 --> 01:29:44,310
so people think that you're
happy
1486
01:29:44,312 --> 01:29:46,579
but you hate your life, you hate
it.
1487
01:29:46,581 --> 01:29:49,715
You go to the same job
that you hate every day,
1488
01:29:49,717 --> 01:29:52,485
every week doing the
same shit over and over
1489
01:29:52,487 --> 01:29:55,421
and over again not changing
nothing and worrying about how
1490
01:29:55,423 --> 01:29:57,923
and why my life isn't different.
1491
01:29:57,925 --> 01:29:58,758
You know what I mean?
1492
01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:00,092
Like us as millennials,
1493
01:30:00,094 --> 01:30:01,594
yeah we might have the
cards stacked against us,
1494
01:30:01,596 --> 01:30:03,996
but at least like try
something fucking new,
1495
01:30:03,998 --> 01:30:06,599
do something different,
take a risk, God damn.
1496
01:30:06,601 --> 01:30:08,934
Well, that's why I couldn't
take it anymore in there man.
1497
01:30:08,936 --> 01:30:11,237
Like if you're not happy with
your life,
1498
01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:12,638
do something about it.
1499
01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:14,106
I mean, you've got a choice.
1500
01:30:18,379 --> 01:30:20,646
Well, it's not like you're in
prison?
1501
01:30:20,648 --> 01:30:23,516
Exactly, it's not
like you're prison man.
1502
01:30:23,518 --> 01:30:25,785
You can make anything happen
1503
01:30:25,787 --> 01:30:27,520
in your life if you want to man.
1504
01:30:27,522 --> 01:30:32,525
It's not like any of them
are in poverty or like Africa
1505
01:30:35,096 --> 01:30:38,664
where you can get eaten
by a lion in the savanna.
1506
01:30:38,666 --> 01:30:40,833
Eaten by a lion?
1507
01:30:40,835 --> 01:30:43,202
Yeah, I don't know man, I'm
drunk.
1508
01:30:43,204 --> 01:30:45,838
You know what I mean man.
1509
01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:49,008
Basically, life can be so much
worse.
1510
01:31:01,322 --> 01:31:03,022
And for what it's worth,
1511
01:31:04,225 --> 01:31:08,027
I don't think any of them
could have lasted six days,
1512
01:31:08,029 --> 01:31:10,629
let alone six years in prison.
1513
01:31:12,567 --> 01:31:14,633
I have so much respect for you
man.
1514
01:31:20,808 --> 01:31:23,476
I really appreciate that man.
1515
01:31:29,584 --> 01:31:30,416
What are you doing?
1516
01:31:30,418 --> 01:31:32,351
I'm trying to cheers.
1517
01:31:34,188 --> 01:31:36,155
All right, to what?
1518
01:31:37,658 --> 01:31:40,593
To you, to you being awesome.
1519
01:31:44,165 --> 01:31:45,064
Ditto.
1520
01:31:54,675 --> 01:31:57,009
Dude, you're like batman.
1521
01:31:57,879 --> 01:31:59,345
Batman, what do you mean?
1522
01:31:59,347 --> 01:32:02,882
So you know Batman, he
saved Gotham City every night?
1523
01:32:02,884 --> 01:32:04,450
I know what Batman does yeah.
1524
01:32:05,386 --> 01:32:10,456
Okay, so even though he
saves his city every night,
1525
01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:13,726
people still find a reason to
complain.
1526
01:32:18,065 --> 01:32:21,567
They need him but they
take him for granted.
1527
01:32:25,907 --> 01:32:26,805
Thank you man.
1528
01:32:29,744 --> 01:32:31,644
You're the best.
1529
01:32:31,646 --> 01:32:33,879
Dude, you're the best.
1530
01:32:33,881 --> 01:32:34,914
We the best.
1531
01:32:35,917 --> 01:32:38,884
And since we both are the best,
1532
01:32:38,886 --> 01:32:41,053
we should line up two shots of
the best
1533
01:32:41,055 --> 01:32:42,321
and it's right over there
1534
01:32:43,190 --> 01:32:45,658
Hey Jay, you alright?
1535
01:32:45,660 --> 01:32:47,993
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good.
1536
01:32:47,995 --> 01:32:50,462
You got to walk that off
brother.
1537
01:32:50,464 --> 01:32:52,264
Now, let me line up these shots.
1538
01:32:52,266 --> 01:32:55,134
Hey, hey why don't we just
call it?
1539
01:32:56,537 --> 01:32:58,003
Great idea, I'll call the
stripper.
1540
01:32:58,005 --> 01:33:00,940
No, no, no, let's go to bed
man.
1541
01:33:00,942 --> 01:33:01,774
Go to bed?
1542
01:33:01,776 --> 01:33:03,842
Hmm mmh, you alright?
1543
01:33:06,547 --> 01:33:08,747
I just need to go to
the bathroom real quick.
1544
01:33:08,749 --> 01:33:10,916
I'm gonna puke and we can
ride this shit back up.
1545
01:33:10,918 --> 01:33:11,817
We're gonna be good.
1546
01:33:11,819 --> 01:33:13,118
You know what buddy?
1547
01:33:13,120 --> 01:33:14,587
We're gonna have so many
other nights to do that.
1548
01:33:14,589 --> 01:33:16,622
I think right now we
should just go to bed.
1549
01:33:18,559 --> 01:33:20,593
Can I at least take some
turkey with me to bed?
1550
01:33:21,462 --> 01:33:22,828
Absolutely, absolutely you can
1551
01:33:24,632 --> 01:33:26,265
Some good stuff right here.
1552
01:33:26,267 --> 01:33:27,266
That's some good stuff, I'm
gonna bring it to you though.
1553
01:33:27,268 --> 01:33:29,201
Huh?
I'm gonna bring it to you.
1554
01:33:29,203 --> 01:33:30,369
Dark meat only.
1555
01:33:30,371 --> 01:33:32,171
Absolutely, I know it's your
favorite.
1556
01:33:32,173 --> 01:33:34,473
Don't judge me, it's
not because I'm Black.
1557
01:33:35,443 --> 01:33:36,475
It's not that reason.
1558
01:33:36,477 --> 01:33:37,443
I never said that.
1559
01:33:37,445 --> 01:33:39,445
I just like it, I like it.
1560
01:33:51,158 --> 01:33:53,158
Yo, hell yeah.
1561
01:33:55,162 --> 01:33:56,328
Give me some of that.
1562
01:34:00,835 --> 01:34:03,502
Dude, I made such a great turkey
tonight.
1563
01:34:04,305 --> 01:34:05,704
Michelle would have been shook
1564
01:34:05,706 --> 01:34:07,206
if she would've tried some of
it.
1565
01:34:07,208 --> 01:34:09,074
She would've pulled out
the whips and chains for me
1566
01:34:09,076 --> 01:34:11,143
and I would've let her keep
going.
1567
01:34:11,145 --> 01:34:12,678
Yeah man, you did a
good job.
1568
01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:14,313
I did a great job.
1569
01:34:16,017 --> 01:34:18,550
Great, so you're good?
1570
01:34:18,552 --> 01:34:20,252
You don't need anything else?
1571
01:34:20,254 --> 01:34:21,520
Yeah, I'm good man.
1572
01:34:25,426 --> 01:34:27,493
You're going to bed?
1573
01:34:27,495 --> 01:34:30,696
No, I gotta stay up for a
little bit.
1574
01:34:30,698 --> 01:34:32,364
You know I had that three hour
nap
1575
01:34:32,366 --> 01:34:34,767
and well someone's got to watch
Selena.
1576
01:34:35,603 --> 01:34:39,371
Oh dude, we're the
worst babysitters ever.
1577
01:34:39,373 --> 01:34:40,739
Yeah, speak for yourself.
1578
01:34:42,877 --> 01:34:43,776
Come on let's go.
1579
01:34:43,778 --> 01:34:45,544
No, no, don't worry about it.
1580
01:34:45,546 --> 01:34:46,512
I got it.
1581
01:34:46,514 --> 01:34:47,613
Yeah?
1582
01:34:47,615 --> 01:34:49,014
I'll see you in the morning.
1583
01:34:52,319 --> 01:34:53,886
Oh shit my bad man, hold up.
1584
01:34:54,689 --> 01:34:56,588
I got something for you in the
closet.
1585
01:34:56,590 --> 01:34:58,057
- Yeah?
- Yeah, a present.
1586
01:34:58,893 --> 01:35:00,392
- Really?
- Yeah.
1587
01:35:00,394 --> 01:35:01,894
Oh thanks man, you
didn't have to do that.
1588
01:35:01,896 --> 01:35:04,096
Yeah man, just consider it a
present
1589
01:35:04,098 --> 01:35:06,131
for the six birthdays I missed.
1590
01:35:08,202 --> 01:35:09,250
Okay.
1591
01:35:09,252 --> 01:35:10,301
It's on the floor to
the right.
1592
01:35:16,210 --> 01:35:18,043
Can I open it now or?
1593
01:35:18,045 --> 01:35:20,279
Yeah, this ain't Christmas
Eve open that shit.
1594
01:35:33,761 --> 01:35:37,329
Jay, this must've
cost you a fortune man.
1595
01:35:38,165 --> 01:35:38,997
I can't accept this.
1596
01:35:38,999 --> 01:35:40,232
Yeah, you can man.
1597
01:35:40,234 --> 01:35:41,100
You deserve it.
1598
01:35:43,070 --> 01:35:44,436
And it's brand new.
1599
01:35:44,438 --> 01:35:46,472
Don't worry, I ain't steal
it or nothing like that.
1600
01:35:46,474 --> 01:35:47,506
I just had to unwrap it
1601
01:35:47,508 --> 01:35:49,775
so I could put all the photo
editing
1602
01:35:49,777 --> 01:35:51,577
and software shit on there.
1603
01:35:51,579 --> 01:35:52,811
Oh this is awesome man.
1604
01:35:52,813 --> 01:35:54,580
Thank you so much.
1605
01:35:54,582 --> 01:35:58,751
Enjoy it dude, but you
gotta promise me one thing?
1606
01:35:58,753 --> 01:35:59,618
Yeah what?
1607
01:36:01,956 --> 01:36:03,856
When we were in college,
I remember you saying
1608
01:36:03,858 --> 01:36:06,992
that you wanted to open
your own design company.
1609
01:36:06,994 --> 01:36:09,094
Now, I don't know what your
dream is now
1610
01:36:09,096 --> 01:36:11,663
but whatever your dream is,
1611
01:36:12,466 --> 01:36:15,000
don't stop until you get it man.
1612
01:36:16,637 --> 01:36:18,504
You're stronger than me Tyler.
1613
01:36:18,506 --> 01:36:20,506
You are the a baddest White boy
I know.
1614
01:36:21,642 --> 01:36:23,675
So if I can do it, you can too.
1615
01:36:25,646 --> 01:36:30,215
I promise man.
1616
01:36:30,217 --> 01:36:32,684
Now take your ass down
there and watch Selena.
1617
01:36:33,654 --> 01:36:35,187
- I'm going to sleep.
- I will.
1618
01:36:36,657 --> 01:36:37,956
Hey, come here.
1619
01:36:41,996 --> 01:36:44,296
- Thanks man.
- Yeah man, of course.
1620
01:36:47,067 --> 01:36:49,835
- Good night Justin.
- Good night man.
1621
01:36:49,837 --> 01:36:51,970
Oh, I'm glad you're back.
1622
01:36:56,477 --> 01:36:57,376
Me too.
1623
01:39:15,743 --> 01:39:20,743
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