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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,682 Yeah, I hear you. 2 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:20,251 I hear you. 3 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:21,452 No, I'm not. 4 00:00:21,454 --> 00:00:23,287 I'm not, I'm not, I'm not near the prison. 5 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:25,356 I'm waiting for him near the bus station. 6 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:28,226 Oh my God. 7 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:30,228 How many times we have to go over this. 8 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:32,530 Mom you're making it out 9 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,232 like he's Pablo Escobar or something. 10 00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:36,434 20 pounds of weed. 11 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:37,535 Yeah, I know. 12 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:39,237 I know, I know, I know how much it was. 13 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:42,940 I was there, it was a lot, but he's my best friend. 14 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,943 Yeah, and plus if it wasn't for him, 15 00:00:45,945 --> 00:00:48,479 we would've all gotten busted. 16 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:04,395 Okay, yeah mama, mom, I know, I know. 17 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:05,229 I got call you back, okay? 18 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:06,130 Okay, bye. 19 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:12,403 There he is, fresh out of prison, hey! 20 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:16,174 You did it brother. 21 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:21,012 Okay, that's you. 22 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:25,016 Man, I can believe it man. 23 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:31,589 Man, you took your jumpsuit? 24 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:32,824 - Yeah. - Yeah? 25 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:34,425 A memento I guess. 26 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:37,028 It kinda stuck with me after six years. 27 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:38,362 I can dig it. 28 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:39,931 We can put it on the wall, 29 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,366 frame it like it's your championship Jersey. 30 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:44,102 Everybody gotta come in and take a picture with it. 31 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,436 They'd be like. 32 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,271 - I don't think so. - No, Okay, all right. 33 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,173 Oh, I hope you're hungry though 34 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:50,942 'cause I brought your favorite. 35 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:51,776 No, a double? 36 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:52,877 You know it brother. 37 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:54,145 I'd kill for one of those right now. 38 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:56,547 Hey, hey, hey, relax man. 39 00:01:56,549 --> 00:01:59,217 We don't want you to go back in there. 40 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:00,518 You ain't gotta kill no one. 41 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,954 I'm just joking, I'm just joking. 42 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:03,821 I was just joking. 43 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:04,622 A little jokey joke you know. 44 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,491 To soon, maybe? 45 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,459 - You think? - A little bit? 46 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,529 Come on, a little. 47 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:12,997 I missed you dog. 48 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:17,535 Man, I missed these so much. 49 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:19,871 Yeah, you used to order like three at a time 50 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,806 when we were in college. 51 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,541 True, I was a little hog boy. 52 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:24,742 No you weren't. 53 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,078 Man, look at this. 54 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,981 These used to be tight on me. 55 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,383 I had a kangaroo pouch for a stomach. 56 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:33,751 Damn man, you're little. 57 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:41,325 Can I see your papers? 58 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,860 Yeah, of course. 59 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:54,772 Well, it doesn't get anymore realer than that. 60 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,175 You're a free man. 61 00:02:58,344 --> 00:02:59,243 Cheers to that. 62 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:06,884 - My bad! - Man! 63 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:08,252 Okay look, I'll clean it. 64 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:12,023 I'll clean it. 65 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,391 Dude, what are you doing? 66 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:17,762 It's better just to remove the stain with one big lick 67 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:20,298 and then you just tap, tap, tap, tap. 68 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:22,867 You dab it with some napkins 69 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,802 that way it doesn't spread everywhere. 70 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:29,207 - Who says that? - Says me man and everybody. 71 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,641 One time before a job interview, 72 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:33,477 I spilled syrup on my resume and then I licked it off 73 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:34,579 with one clean swipe. 74 00:03:38,484 --> 00:03:40,985 I mean, I didn't say I got the job but still. 75 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:47,458 Well, it's not that bad I guess. 76 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:48,492 It could be worse. 77 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:50,461 Hell yeah, it could be worse man. 78 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:51,963 You're out of that shit hole. 79 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,266 Shit, I mean I still can't believe it. 80 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,335 Six years? 81 00:03:58,504 --> 00:03:59,437 Yeah. 82 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:02,106 - Crazy. - Hey, by the way man, 83 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:03,474 I really appreciate letting me stay with you 84 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:04,342 until I find a job. 85 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:05,810 Yeah, of course man. 86 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:08,145 Of course, like I said, I got plenty of room for you. 87 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:11,249 Hey, it's gonna be fun man, 88 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,783 like college all over again. 89 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:14,485 Yeah, but I promise as soon as I get a job, 90 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:15,319 I'll help you with the rent. 91 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:16,621 Hey, stop, stop that, man. 92 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:17,922 Look, I got you. 93 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,924 I'm making more than enough to cover the rent. 94 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,194 Oh, because of your clothing line? 95 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,496 You damn right 'cause of my clothing line. 96 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:27,265 Say that again that sound pretty good. 97 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,166 Because of your clothing line. 98 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,003 So it's going well, huh? 99 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:36,040 Yeah, yeah it is actually. 100 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:39,977 You know to be honest man, 101 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:44,782 I really wasn't expecting it to be this much work. 102 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,550 It's kinda taking up my whole life 103 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:49,520 but yeah I mean, that's part of the reason 104 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:53,157 why I couldn't visit you at all the last few months. 105 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,995 But yeah anyway, like I said man, I'm sorry. 106 00:04:57,997 --> 00:04:59,563 I'm really sorry about that. 107 00:04:59,565 --> 00:05:01,065 Hey look, don't worry about it. 108 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:05,336 I totally understand. 109 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:11,042 But if there's anything I can do, just let me know. 110 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:13,978 I got pretty good at doing dishes and sweeping floors, so. 111 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:16,580 I'll keep that in mind. 112 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:20,051 I got a French maid outfit in the closet. 113 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,419 Shut the fuck up. 114 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:26,190 All right man, let's get out of here. 115 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:27,692 I gotta show you something. 116 00:07:09,871 --> 00:07:14,871 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 117 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:24,675 Right, here we are. 118 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:29,213 Holy shit, this is your house. 119 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,681 Oh no, no, no, man, 120 00:07:30,683 --> 00:07:31,982 this is the Share Pad we're staying at for the night. 121 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:34,018 - A what? - Share Pad. 122 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:37,188 Right, Share Pad wasn't really a thing 123 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,023 when we were in college. 124 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:40,291 Okay wait, I'm confused, 125 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,826 if this isn't your house then why are we here? 126 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,828 Okay, so we rented this house to stay at for the tonight. 127 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,296 - Who's we? - Kate and I. 128 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,832 We rented it from, what's his name? 129 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,802 It's Dylan Baker. 130 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:56,407 - What? - The house is Dylan Baker's. 131 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,309 No, who the fuck is Dylan Baker? 132 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,877 Did you say that was coming here today? 133 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:01,245 - Yeah. - Shit. 134 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:02,580 Okay, okay, okay, now look, 135 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:03,914 let's rewind a bit. 136 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:07,184 Okay look, first off, a Share Pad is like a hotel 137 00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:09,653 but you can stay at random people's houses. 138 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:10,988 That sounds like a terrible idea. 139 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,057 But actually it's a million dollar idea. 140 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:15,926 And also Kate and I, we were planning 141 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:18,195 to throw you a little surprise party 142 00:08:18,197 --> 00:08:20,397 for your getting out of prison. 143 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:21,499 A surprise party? 144 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,733 It was most of her idea not mine. 145 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:27,104 Also she invited Alison and Pete. 146 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:28,772 - What? - Yeah. 147 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:31,175 No, no man, I'm not ready to see them yet. 148 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:35,579 I mean, okay look Allison's one thing but Pete? 149 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:36,413 Okay, I know man. 150 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:37,748 I know, I know. 151 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,517 Look, it may seem like it could be a lot all right 152 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,720 but let's just try, it could be fun. 153 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:46,090 Can we just go back to your house, get a case of beer 154 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:48,859 and just drink till we pass out or something? 155 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:53,597 - I'm serious. - I know you are all right, 156 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:55,966 but we can do the same thing here. 157 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:57,301 Okay come on, come on, 158 00:08:57,303 --> 00:09:00,204 let's at least just take a look inside, all right? 159 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,705 Maybe it'll change your mind? 160 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,576 - Fine. - Fine, yeah? 161 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:07,645 But only because this burger's going right through me. 162 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:11,215 Hey, whatever it takes to get you in the house my man. 163 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:14,552 We got a lot of toilet paper inside too big dog. 164 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,920 Come on, it's gonna be good. 165 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:25,729 So what do you think? 166 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:26,564 Yeah, it's a nice. 167 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,065 Where's the bathroom. 168 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,934 Oh, it's straight here to the left. 169 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:02,933 It's one night. 170 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:06,337 I get to see Kate. 171 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,487 All right, I'm in. 172 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:26,357 Good, cause the turkey's already in defrosted. 173 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,025 I can see that. 174 00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:29,526 You're really going all out for this, huh? 175 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:32,229 Oh, not just me, everyone's bringing a dish for tonight. 176 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:34,131 Of course they are. 177 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,900 Okay dude, you got to be the first person 178 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,135 who has ever complained 179 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,870 about their getting out of prison party. 180 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,572 That's because getting out of prison parties 181 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:42,873 aren't really a thing. 182 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:43,907 Oh, they're not a thing? 183 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:45,509 No. 184 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:47,745 You don't think rappers turn up when they get out of jail? 185 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,346 You don't think those big wig millionaires 186 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,248 that get busted for embezzlement don't know 187 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,251 how to throw a little soiree with hookers and strippers? 188 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:57,855 I'll call you some hookers if you want, 189 00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,256 I got one on speed dial right now. 190 00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:00,858 Jay, I went to jail 191 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,594 for the possession and distribution of marijuana. 192 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,596 I really don't think that warrants a party. 193 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:06,730 Yeah, it does dude. 194 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:08,098 It definitely warrants a party. 195 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:11,535 Peter went to the drunk tank for 20 hours in college 196 00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:12,736 and we threw him a rager. 197 00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:14,204 You definitely deserve one man. 198 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:19,043 Fine, you made your point, we'll throw the party. 199 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:24,782 I'm just really tired man. 200 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:29,219 All right okay look, take a nap. 201 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,521 Where? 202 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,922 Anywhere man, pick a room. 203 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,058 I can just pick a room? 204 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,426 It doesn't matter? 205 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:38,095 I don't think you really get the concept of this. 206 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:42,299 We own the house tonight. 207 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:42,933 We can do whatever we want. 208 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,606 Fine, then I pick the master bedroom. 209 00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:51,141 All right then Mr. Grumpy. 210 00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:52,142 Don't call me Mr. Grumpy. 211 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:55,312 Okay, Mr Happy-ish. 212 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:56,146 Thin ice. 213 00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:57,247 How thin is it? 214 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:58,782 Can I skate on it or will I fall through? 215 00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:01,285 You say the dumbest shit sometimes. 216 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,795 Here we are. 217 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:18,068 There are towels in the bathroom and I'll be downstairs 218 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,636 in the kitchen if you need me. 219 00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:20,938 Yeah, thanks. 220 00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,909 Get some rest man. 221 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:28,592 Hey Jay, do you have any clothes I can borrow man? 222 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,459 Tyler? 223 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:32,996 Kate. 224 00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:38,268 Well, don't just stand there, give me a hug. 225 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:41,271 I should probably put on some clothes first. 226 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,207 I think it's fine, I've seen you naked. 227 00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,281 It's so good to see you. 228 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,217 It's good to see you too. 229 00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:56,887 I missed you. 230 00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,356 Same. 231 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,230 So, how does it feel? 232 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:14,371 Yeah I mean, it's kind of weird but I mean it's good. 233 00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,474 I just don't think it's really sunk in yet though 234 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,508 if that makes sense. 235 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,243 Yeah no, it totally makes sense. 236 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:21,645 I get it. 237 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,581 Yeah, 'cause you spent six years in prison, right? 238 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,350 Oh, I'm sorry. 239 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,484 I didn't mean it like that. 240 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,885 No, no, I know. 241 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,157 So, how have you been? 242 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,226 I've been good. 243 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,663 I got promoted at my job. 244 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:44,001 I didn't get a raise but I have an office now. 245 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,869 Well congrats on the office 246 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:48,538 and I'm sorry to hear about the raise. 247 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,540 Thanks, it's whatever you know. 248 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:52,576 I knew I wasn't going to get one anyway. 249 00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:55,178 Let's see, what else? 250 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,016 I started teaching a yoga class. 251 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,050 Yoga? 252 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,451 Oh you mean 253 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:02,886 that dumb stretching shit you made me do in college. 254 00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,755 Yes, and it's not dumb. 255 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,923 It's actually quite popular now. 256 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:09,426 So wait, people pay you to help them stretch. 257 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,061 Well, it's more than just stretching. 258 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,797 I mean, it can be very therapeutic. 259 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,799 It really helped me a lot. 260 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:20,704 Well, I don't know back in college it was pretty boring. 261 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:25,776 Well maybe, if I was teaching it to you 262 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,077 it wouldn't be as boring. 263 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:33,617 Yeah it maybe. 264 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,987 No, it would still be boring. 265 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,722 Finally, where was it? 266 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,224 In one of the bedroom closets 267 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,559 Like, Why? 268 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,394 Like this Dylan Baker guy is weird. 269 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:47,264 Yeah, seriously I mean, look at this potato peeler. 270 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,100 See, this is why men are stupid. 271 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,635 This guy owns a million dollar house 272 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,236 and he can't spend more than a dollar 273 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,171 on a kitchen appliance. 274 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,639 Oh boy, here we go. 275 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:59,643 Okay, all I'm saying is that men are dumb sometimes. 276 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,478 Well, most of the time. 277 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,512 No, no, no, no, no, 278 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:04,815 look, it's not about men or women. 279 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:08,485 They're just stupid people and then they're smart people. 280 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,155 Oh, so your one of the smart ones. 281 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,957 I'm sorry, I couldn't tell. 282 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,759 It takes one to know one, I suppose. 283 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,094 Oh, shut up. 284 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,962 I hate to bring up this riveting conversation 285 00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:23,333 but Jay, do you have any clothes I can borrow? 286 00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,702 Yeah, I didn't know you learned the whole air-dry thing 287 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,671 in prison, I was trying to make you feel comfortable 288 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,974 but sure I have it a ton of extra clothes. 289 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,142 You know I'm always fresh with it. 290 00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,010 You want the Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday? 291 00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:35,112 We get it, you got a clothing line. 292 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:35,979 Can I have some yes? 293 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:38,348 Yes, follow me young player. 294 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:48,992 Alright, here it is. 295 00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:51,328 You're a medium, right? 296 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,629 Yeah. 297 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,331 Okay, here you go. 298 00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,802 And here's some joggers. 299 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,173 Whoa, come on brother, come on now. 300 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,175 You don't gotta change right in front of me, 301 00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,042 you could wait til I get out. 302 00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:07,511 Dude, grow the fuck up, man. 303 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,649 Hey, can I ask you something? 304 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:13,517 What? 305 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,487 Kate, what's with the ring? 306 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,256 When did that happen? 307 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,894 Oh yeah, I don't know. 308 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,228 Maybe like a month ago. 309 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,531 A month ago? 310 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:28,431 Man, how do you not know? 311 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,434 I know that it happened fairly recently. 312 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:33,336 I mean, he didn't make it like a big announcement 313 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,905 on social media or anything. 314 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,076 My bad man, I didn't know that it'd bother you. 315 00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,077 Well, she's my ex girlfriend. 316 00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:41,945 Why wouldn't bother me? 317 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,347 I mean, it was six years ago 318 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,916 and she's been dating that douche bag Zach 319 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,117 for two years now. 320 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,252 I mean, it was bound to happen eventually. 321 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,188 Well, if he's such a douche bag bag, 322 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,389 why is she marrying him? 323 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,557 Hey, I don't know. 324 00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:56,793 I tried telling her but I don't know man, 325 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,129 we're just getting to that age where when you ask somebody 326 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,530 to be your girlfriend or boyfriend 327 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,065 it's like a marriage proposal. 328 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,236 Maybe that's why I'm still single. 329 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:11,107 Anyway dude, look, don't get hung up on Kate all right?. 330 00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:12,542 I know you loved her 331 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,545 but you also haven't seen another woman in six years 332 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,814 so you're probably just horny. 333 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:22,985 Yeah, probably. 334 00:20:22,987 --> 00:20:24,620 All right, I'm gonna head downstairs 335 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:27,958 and tomorrow night we gonna break that dry spell. 336 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,159 Sounds good man. 337 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,594 Unless you've been getting laid in prison. 338 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,728 All right, get out. 339 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,325 So, what'd you guys bring? 340 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:03,827 I made buffalo chicken 341 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:06,696 and Michelle made beets. 342 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,531 That sound great together. 343 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,166 Thank you Michelle 344 00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,868 How was traffic? 345 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,470 Not bad actually. 346 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,538 Yeah, we got here in pretty... 347 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,773 - Tyler! - Hey Pete. 348 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:20,377 Dude, oh man it's so good to see you. 349 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,645 Yeah, it's good to see you too man. 350 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,681 Man look at you, like no scars, no tattoos? 351 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,149 You made it out pretty good. 352 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,352 Oh, this is my girlfriend Michelle. 353 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,488 - Tyler, Nice to meet you. - Michelle. 354 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:36,192 Sorry, it's just I didn't expect you to be Tyler. 355 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,228 I'm sorry? 356 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,231 It's just, you don't look like someone 357 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,666 that just got out of prison. 358 00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:47,804 Oh okay, thank you I guess. 359 00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:51,041 Justin got any beer? 360 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,008 Yes sir. 361 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,677 Tyler you want one? 362 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:54,511 Why not? 363 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:56,046 It's been a while. 364 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,915 Hey that's right, I didn't really think about that man. 365 00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:01,351 You haven't had a beer in six years? 366 00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:02,519 Yeah. 367 00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:03,987 All right, that's worth cheerzing for. 368 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,021 Oh wait, hang on, 369 00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:06,523 let me get a picture of you guys. 370 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:10,026 - Okay. - All right, Justin move it. 371 00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:11,761 Okay, there we go. 372 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,272 Oh Michelle, can you move a little? 373 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,274 I just wanna get a picture of the three of them. 374 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:27,744 It'll be just one second. 375 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,448 All right, let's do the first one just smiling. 376 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,787 All right, now hold your beers up and cheers. 377 00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,356 - Cheers. - Cheers. 378 00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:42,258 Yeah, that's perfect! 379 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,064 Oh hey, let's do a boomerang. 380 00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:50,533 Oh, absolutely fucking not I don't want that. 381 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,568 Let me see what it looks like? 382 00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:53,103 It better be in portrait mode. 383 00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:57,107 Hey guys, are we gonna do the cheers or? 384 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,142 Oh shit of course, sorry. 385 00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:00,043 Yeah my bad. 386 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,480 What should we cheers to? 387 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:04,381 Freedom? 388 00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,650 I was gonna say to friends. 389 00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:08,618 Friends and freedom. 390 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:09,953 Good enough for me. 391 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,254 - Cheers. - Cheers boys. 392 00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:15,425 Just like old times. 393 00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:21,131 Man, find you someone 394 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,566 that looks at you the way Tyler looks at beer. 395 00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:26,436 Seriously #RelationshipGoals. 396 00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,309 You know, you guys should just go catch up 397 00:23:33,311 --> 00:23:34,577 in the living room. 398 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:36,446 Michelle and I will keep an eye on the turkey. 399 00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:39,115 Yeah, you sure? 400 00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:42,085 We got like 20 more minutes on the turkey 401 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,154 so just take it out pretty soon, okay? 402 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,188 Don't screw it up. 403 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,856 Yeah, yeah, don't worry about it. 404 00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:47,991 We got it, okay. 405 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:49,926 You guys just go have fun. 406 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,628 We got this right? 407 00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,997 Yeah, Kate's right. 408 00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:55,165 You should go catch up. 409 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,032 Thanks babe. 410 00:23:57,402 --> 00:23:58,668 Kate, will you just put buffalo dip in the fridge 411 00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,336 so it doesn't get all room temperatury? 412 00:24:00,338 --> 00:24:02,338 Yeah, I'll just heat it up before dinner. 413 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:03,807 Sound good? 414 00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:04,808 Sounds good to me. 415 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:05,642 Alright, let's go. 416 00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:09,546 Babe, Kisses? 417 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,686 I love you. 418 00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:19,522 Love you too. 419 00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:21,558 What? 420 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,859 That's the living room? 421 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:25,728 So you want something to drink? 422 00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:26,629 We got wine. 423 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,199 Yeah, I could use a glass. 424 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:33,203 Oh hey dude here, 425 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,972 you need some chapstick 'cause your lips look a little dry 426 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:36,973 from the kisses. 427 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,074 Okay very funny, very funny. 428 00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:39,175 Here, hold that, I'll be right back. 429 00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:41,177 I just gotta grab something real quick. 430 00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:58,228 So, how's it feel to be out? 431 00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,896 It's gotta be pretty good right? 432 00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:02,031 Yeah, it's good. 433 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:04,234 It's a little weird too. 434 00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:10,607 Weird, like how? 435 00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:15,712 Weird in the sense that I'm not there anymore. 436 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:20,517 I was in that cell for so long, 437 00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:23,786 I just don't think it's really sunk in yet 438 00:25:23,788 --> 00:25:25,188 that I'm out for good. 439 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,692 Yeah, I guess that could be kind of weird. 440 00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:43,540 So have thought about like what you wanna do for work? 441 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,275 I'm gonna freelance for a little bit. 442 00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:48,378 I think it's gonna be pretty hard for me 443 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:52,315 to get a traditional nine to five given the felony charge, 444 00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:54,751 but I got a plan. 445 00:25:57,322 --> 00:25:59,222 Look at what I got. 446 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,823 No, no, no there's no way. 447 00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:02,458 Yes way, yes way man. 448 00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:04,427 I had to for this special occasion. 449 00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:06,262 Man, I haven't had this stuff since college. 450 00:26:06,264 --> 00:26:07,430 I know right? 451 00:26:07,432 --> 00:26:09,165 That used to get us in a lot of trouble 452 00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:12,001 but I'm gonna have to pass man. 453 00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:13,670 What pass? 454 00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:15,138 You just got out of jail man, 455 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,941 we should be drinking like prohibition just got lifted. 456 00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:19,442 Seriously Tyler, I've been waiting six years 457 00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:20,910 to party with you. 458 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:24,614 Michelle is my DD for the night, I can actually drink. 459 00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:27,317 I haven't drank in six years. 460 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:30,587 I mean, my tolerance is nonexistent. 461 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,523 Ooh, well it looks like you only need one shot then huh? 462 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,759 Come on, come on, one shot. 463 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,361 Okay, only one. 464 00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:39,762 One swig? 465 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:40,830 You used to drink a whole bottle 466 00:26:40,832 --> 00:26:42,498 of that stuff before we'd go out. 467 00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:49,706 - There it is. - I don't know 468 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:50,540 how I used to drink that. 469 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:51,541 It burns good. 470 00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:56,179 So, Michelle seems nice. 471 00:26:57,382 --> 00:26:58,948 - She is. - She isn't. 472 00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:03,519 Dude, she's not that bad come on. 473 00:27:03,521 --> 00:27:06,189 Maybe not to you, but you would know best given 474 00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:09,359 that you spend every waking moment with her. 475 00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:11,194 Yeah, because I live with her. 476 00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:13,730 Besides, what do you know about relationships? 477 00:27:13,732 --> 00:27:15,999 When was the last time you were in one? 478 00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:19,869 I know that you're in too deep that's what I know. 479 00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:22,705 Dude, don't laugh at him, he's not funny okay. 480 00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:26,376 It's pretty fucking funny from over here, kissy kisses. 481 00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:29,412 Pete, if she was able to tame you, 482 00:27:29,414 --> 00:27:30,546 she must be special. 483 00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:32,982 Exactly, she is. 484 00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:35,151 I think? 485 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:38,721 I mean she's cool, right? 486 00:27:38,723 --> 00:27:42,091 She's smart, she's hot. 487 00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:43,559 Manipulative. 488 00:27:43,561 --> 00:27:45,194 She's the reason I got my job. 489 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:46,996 Well, how'd you do that? 490 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,364 Yeah, how'd you do that? 491 00:27:50,435 --> 00:27:52,335 Her dad's my boss. 492 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,737 You slept with the boss's daughter. 493 00:27:54,739 --> 00:27:55,872 He wasn't my boss at the time. 494 00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:56,906 It wasn't like that. 495 00:27:56,908 --> 00:27:57,940 I don't understand. 496 00:27:57,942 --> 00:27:58,775 What does that mean? 497 00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:00,109 It's a whole thing. 498 00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:01,210 Okay, I think you just gonna have 499 00:28:01,212 --> 00:28:03,713 to tell him the story Pete, come on man. 500 00:28:03,715 --> 00:28:04,881 I really don't want to. 501 00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:06,282 You always make me tell it. 502 00:28:06,284 --> 00:28:08,051 Come on man, tell the story. 503 00:28:08,053 --> 00:28:09,585 You tell it way better than I do. 504 00:28:09,587 --> 00:28:11,054 I mean you lived it. 505 00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:11,921 Look, you don't have to if you don't want to alright. 506 00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:13,389 No, no, no, he has to tell it. 507 00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:15,558 It is fucking hilarious, I die every time he tells it. 508 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,426 Come on man please. 509 00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:17,427 Why don't you tell it Justin? 510 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:18,361 Can you tell it please, please? 511 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,228 Can you tell it Justin? 512 00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:20,430 No, because I can't tell it. 513 00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:22,031 Okay, okay, give me this bottle Jesus Christ. 514 00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:24,567 - Go ahead. - Give me a second. 515 00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:27,937 Get this away from me. 516 00:28:30,809 --> 00:28:34,210 So, it all started 19 months ago. 517 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,745 You know how I know that? 518 00:28:35,747 --> 00:28:36,913 Because Michelle likes 519 00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:40,083 to celebrate our anniversary every month. 520 00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:40,950 She's cray cray. 521 00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:46,222 Anyways, so one day I go to the bank to get my taxes done 522 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,591 and place is about to close, 523 00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:49,959 but the receptionist tells me one 524 00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:52,061 of the accountants can squeeze me in. 525 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:55,131 So he walks me down the hall to Michelle's office 526 00:28:56,768 --> 00:29:01,571 and there she was putting on this tight dress 527 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,506 and these cute glasses. 528 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:06,109 I mean totally not what you'd expect an account 529 00:29:06,111 --> 00:29:07,143 to look like, right? 530 00:29:08,446 --> 00:29:10,313 So we started going through my taxes 531 00:29:10,315 --> 00:29:12,482 and she is writing everything off. 532 00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:14,617 I mean, I'm making a killing. 533 00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:16,018 All the while, 534 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:17,954 she's asking me all these really personal questions, 535 00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:19,155 flirting with me, right. 536 00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:20,823 Like, am I dependent? 537 00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:23,126 Or am I single? 538 00:29:23,128 --> 00:29:24,794 Don't they have to ask you if you're single, 539 00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:26,295 when they're filing your taxes? 540 00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:29,098 Well yeah, technically 541 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,501 but it was more like the way she was saying it. 542 00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:36,873 So we get through with my taxes and she asked 543 00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:39,442 if I wanna go get some drinks? 544 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,944 Now, I was going through a bit of a dry spell 545 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:45,548 and she was super hot so of course I said yes. 546 00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:46,783 Next thing you know, 547 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,351 we're at this little Mexican joint near house 548 00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:51,821 and we are throwing back margaritas and tequila shots. 549 00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:52,955 I mean, we were both hammered 550 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:55,124 before the appetizers even got there. 551 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:57,627 There's no way I'm gonna drive home. 552 00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:00,363 So, she invited me back to her place 553 00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:03,733 which we went to, which was amazing. 554 00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:06,135 I mean this girl lives in a two bedroom penthouse, 555 00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:08,838 completely decked out all by herself, two bedrooms. 556 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,574 Yeah, yeah, tell him what the second bedroom is for. 557 00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:14,310 Alright, so we have a couple more drinks, 558 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:15,878 start making out on the couch. 559 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,648 And then she asked me to go to her bedroom. 560 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,018 The only thing is we don't go to her room. 561 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:24,687 We go to the other room, the second room. 562 00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:28,724 She opens the door and there are whips, 563 00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:32,428 chains, bonded stuff and like a sex swing hanging 564 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:33,896 from the ceiling. 565 00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:35,364 I mean, she had everything, 566 00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:37,934 every toy you can imagine except for like a sex doll. 567 00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:39,769 He was the sex that she needed. 568 00:30:41,439 --> 00:30:43,539 Pete, that doesn't sound so bad man. 569 00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:45,007 Not at all. 570 00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:49,545 I mean, we start going at it and we're at it for hours. 571 00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:52,248 She's tying me down, I'm tying her down, 572 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,851 our bodies are contorting. 573 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:55,918 It was exhausting. 574 00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:58,888 She starfish'd you bro. 575 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:00,523 - No she did not - Yes she did! 576 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:03,059 I Starfish'd her too if anything. 577 00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:03,893 But you didn't. 578 00:31:03,895 --> 00:31:05,027 Dude she starfish'd you! 579 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,229 It was mutual. 580 00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:07,430 You can't do no double starfish. 581 00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:08,798 It was a mutual double starfish situation. 582 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,866 What's a starfish? 583 00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,569 So, it's basically when two people 584 00:31:13,571 --> 00:31:15,471 they have wow sex right? 585 00:31:15,473 --> 00:31:18,307 But usually one person is more experienced than the other, 586 00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:19,141 in this case. 587 00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:21,143 And then someone is done, 588 00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:23,112 the other is just completely exhausted, 589 00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:27,083 passed out just lying on the floor like a starfish. 590 00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:29,051 You ever seen a girl like this before? 591 00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:32,221 - No. - You aint never seen it? 592 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:34,390 - One eye open like this? - No. 593 00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:37,059 Don't worry, it'll happen to you man. 594 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,728 Continue with the story bro. 595 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:39,629 What happened next? 596 00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:41,731 So, this goes on for weeks. 597 00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:45,067 I'm going to her place every other night. 598 00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:46,736 And then her parents got involved 599 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,438 and that's when things started spiraling out of control. 600 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:53,242 Parents, you are a savage. 601 00:31:54,178 --> 00:31:57,013 Dude, I didn't sleep with them, I met them. 602 00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:58,314 Oh I get that. 603 00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:01,918 They invited me to dinner. 604 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,687 We went to this super nice steak restaurant. 605 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:09,158 Then a few days later, my car breaks down. 606 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,327 Her dad meets me at the dealership 607 00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:15,131 and drops eight G's on a down payment on a new car for me. 608 00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:17,700 Eight G's, and I barely even know the guy. 609 00:32:17,702 --> 00:32:22,271 So, few months go by and my lease runs out. 610 00:32:23,141 --> 00:32:24,473 I didn't have anywhere to go 611 00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:25,641 and Michelle was all, 612 00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:27,510 "You can stay with me, I have the room." 613 00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:32,715 And then her dad offers me a job. 614 00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:34,817 What was I gonna do? 615 00:32:34,819 --> 00:32:36,152 Tell him no? 616 00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:37,520 I mean, I'm living with his daughter 617 00:32:37,522 --> 00:32:38,988 and he just bought me a car. 618 00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:43,025 So, now I'm trapped. 619 00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:47,897 Well, not trapped. 620 00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:49,498 I mean I still love Michelle and everything. 621 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:53,202 It's just complicated. 622 00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:01,143 Well, do you like your job at least? 623 00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:06,182 Not really, but I am making 85K a year so there's that. 624 00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:09,752 So, let me just to recap the whole thing 625 00:33:09,754 --> 00:33:12,755 Basically Michelle's dad bought you for 85K a year 626 00:33:12,757 --> 00:33:15,825 and Michelle turns you into her sex slave. 627 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,493 - #Hooker. - All right dude, chill okay. 628 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:20,496 At least I'm getting laid on the reg unlike you. 629 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,031 Oh Okay, wow dude. 630 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:24,767 Congratulations, you get to have sex with your girlfriend 631 00:33:24,769 --> 00:33:25,768 that is awesome. 632 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:26,869 It is awesome. 633 00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:28,371 Yeah, it is sick. 634 00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:29,238 Hello? 635 00:33:30,108 --> 00:33:31,907 Yeah, yeah okay, I'll help you. 636 00:33:31,909 --> 00:33:32,942 Alright, one second, bye. 637 00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,710 That's Alison, she's outside. 638 00:33:34,712 --> 00:33:35,878 I'll be right back. 639 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,847 Sorry you couldn't keep talking to us. 640 00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:45,721 Sorry about that man. 641 00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:48,424 He always makes me tell that stupid story. 642 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:49,458 Today should be about you. 643 00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:51,293 No, it's okay man. 644 00:33:51,295 --> 00:33:53,262 I just wanna hear what you guys have been up to. 645 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:55,765 I'm sure it's a lot more interesting than prison. 646 00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,133 Oh, hold that thought. 647 00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:59,101 Sorry I have to take this. 648 00:33:59,103 --> 00:34:00,536 Hi, this is Peter. 649 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:06,142 Yeah, of course you know it's me, you called me. 650 00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:10,780 I thought that was gonna be due on Monday. 651 00:34:11,649 --> 00:34:12,648 You mean her dad. 652 00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:17,386 Oh yeah, Michelle and I are actually out 653 00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:18,721 to dinner with friends. 654 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:22,758 Is there any way I can put this off until tomorrow? 655 00:34:25,930 --> 00:34:26,829 Need any help? 656 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,800 Where's Peter? 657 00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:31,834 He's still in the living room. 658 00:34:31,836 --> 00:34:33,335 I think he's talking to your dad. 659 00:34:33,337 --> 00:34:34,503 Oh, my God. 660 00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:44,680 Oh, poor Peter always getting whipped around. 661 00:34:44,682 --> 00:34:46,415 Yeah he seems pretty tied down. 662 00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:51,087 Oh, so you heard about the starfish story? 663 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:54,523 Oh yeah. 664 00:34:56,227 --> 00:34:57,693 Oh my God, Tyler. 665 00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:03,799 Oh my God, it's so good to see you. 666 00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:04,667 I'm so glad you came. 667 00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:05,968 Are you kidding me? 668 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:07,703 I wouldn't miss this for the world. 669 00:35:09,707 --> 00:35:11,674 Sweet potato's coming in hot. 670 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,310 I'm sorry Justin. 671 00:35:15,713 --> 00:35:18,447 Yeah, it's fine. 672 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:20,950 Thank you for bringing it. 673 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,551 Mommy who's that? 674 00:35:24,555 --> 00:35:26,956 - Ally, is this? - My Selena, yup. 675 00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:32,528 Okay, the turkey. 676 00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:35,364 Relax, I turned off the oven. 677 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,067 Thank you Black Jesus. 678 00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:41,170 Selena, this is who mommy was telling you about. 679 00:35:41,172 --> 00:35:42,338 This is Tyler. 680 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:44,340 Hi Selena, it's really nice to meet you. 681 00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:48,911 He doesn't look like the people in prison on TV. 682 00:35:50,114 --> 00:35:55,184 Selena, that is not a nice thing to say, apologize. 683 00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:56,886 No, no, no, it's all good. 684 00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:00,990 I'm sorry Tyler. 685 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,224 I forgive you. 686 00:36:02,226 --> 00:36:03,759 I'm glad you came to my party. 687 00:36:07,798 --> 00:36:09,732 I swear, they taste better than they look. 688 00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:12,268 I'm sure they're as sweet as you are. 689 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:16,772 Haha, but in my defense I wasn't a bit of a rush today 690 00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:20,409 between cooking for this, Selena's dance practice, 691 00:36:20,411 --> 00:36:22,711 my OBGYN appointment. 692 00:36:22,713 --> 00:36:26,182 It has been quite the day and I need a drink. 693 00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:28,450 Bottle opener? 694 00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:30,953 Please, you know I never leave home without one. 695 00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:34,924 Okay, all we need is Zachary. 696 00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:37,193 What about Peter and the wench? 697 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:40,095 - Allison! - They are right here. 698 00:36:40,097 --> 00:36:41,297 Oh whatever. 699 00:36:42,833 --> 00:36:46,735 Okay, I guess I'll go ahead and set the table real quick. 700 00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:47,937 You wanna give me a hand bro? 701 00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:49,271 Yeah, sure. 702 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:01,984 Tyler is kinda little leaner now, looking like a snack. 703 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:05,721 Yeah, he definitely got in better shape. 704 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:09,558 Maybe you can date him mommy? 705 00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:12,628 Mommy might have to sweetie. 706 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:15,764 Mommy might have to. 707 00:37:21,839 --> 00:37:23,906 Allison man, holy shit. 708 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:24,974 I know right? 709 00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:27,309 She became a mom and got hotter. 710 00:37:27,311 --> 00:37:28,310 Not like Hillary Duff. 711 00:37:28,312 --> 00:37:29,979 No, not that man, her daughter. 712 00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:32,414 What is she like five or six? 713 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,750 Well, she had Selena in college. 714 00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:37,519 What, you expected her to never grow up? 715 00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:40,322 No, I know that but it's just of kind of crazy 716 00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:42,458 to think that one of us has a kid. 717 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:44,026 I mean a baby is one thing 718 00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:46,629 but Selena's is like a full on person. 719 00:37:48,399 --> 00:37:50,332 I mean good for Allison. 720 00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:54,370 But, I don't know, I guess I missed a lot man. 721 00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:00,209 - I'm sorry man. - For what? 722 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:04,046 This, everybody coming over here, there's the Share Pad. 723 00:38:04,048 --> 00:38:04,947 It's a lot. 724 00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:10,653 Look, Pete only visited me once in prison. 725 00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:13,389 Yeah, maybe he felt guilty or something. 726 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:15,858 And Alison visited me twice 727 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:18,661 and Kate stopped when she was dating Zach. 728 00:38:18,663 --> 00:38:19,828 But you know, it's just, 729 00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:21,297 they're acting like nothing ever happened. 730 00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:28,304 Got it. 731 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,472 I just don't understand. 732 00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:32,007 What were they thinking? 733 00:38:32,009 --> 00:38:35,210 We'll throw Tyler this big party and he'll just forget 734 00:38:35,212 --> 00:38:38,247 that we neglected him for six fucking years. 735 00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:40,349 It was originally supposed to just be me and Kate tonight 736 00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:43,085 but yeah, she wanted to surprise you 737 00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:44,386 and do something special. 738 00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:47,990 - Really? - Yeah. 739 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:51,827 So she should get someone to blame too, not just me. 740 00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:53,162 I don't blame you guys man. 741 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,830 You have good intentions. 742 00:38:57,702 --> 00:39:00,002 No it's one night, I'll survive. 743 00:39:05,309 --> 00:39:06,208 You sure? 744 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,248 All you can do is try. 745 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,288 We will, I just wanna keep it between us right now. 746 00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:23,058 But we gotta tell someone eventually. 747 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:24,360 Okay, just not tonight. 748 00:39:25,129 --> 00:39:27,529 How about the end of the month deal? 749 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,299 Deal. 750 00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:41,276 The table's set. 751 00:39:41,278 --> 00:39:42,244 Jesus, Justin. 752 00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:45,781 Oh, here we go. 753 00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:47,549 This must be the man of the hour? 754 00:39:48,686 --> 00:39:49,718 I guess so. 755 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,786 And you must be Zack. 756 00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:52,955 I prefer Zachary, but yes. 757 00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:53,922 Nice to meet you man. 758 00:39:53,924 --> 00:39:56,258 Wow, that's quite a grip. 759 00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:59,428 You've been working out at the school yard, damn? 760 00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:02,898 No, there was no school yard or anything like that. 761 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,401 Just push ups and prison food I guess. 762 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,069 Well keep it up man. 763 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,270 You're doing great. 764 00:40:08,272 --> 00:40:09,638 Me, I just worked out three times a week, 765 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,974 but I went vegan. 766 00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:13,642 It's been working wonders for me. 767 00:40:14,445 --> 00:40:17,479 Nice, yeah I'll have to try that sometime. 768 00:40:17,481 --> 00:40:20,816 Tyler, you just ate two double cheeseburgers for lunch. 769 00:40:20,818 --> 00:40:23,352 It might be a little tough to go vegan my man. 770 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,789 Well, it's not for everyone. 771 00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:28,357 Two, good Lord Ty? 772 00:40:28,359 --> 00:40:29,258 It was my first meal after prison. 773 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,526 Can you cut me some slack? 774 00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:32,628 Okay, so does anyone want refills? 775 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:33,495 Another brew? 776 00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:37,032 Oh Zachary, you got another batch of homemade? 777 00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:38,300 Oh, I sure do. 778 00:40:38,302 --> 00:40:39,868 This is a new lager I've been working on, 779 00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:41,270 haven't quite figured out a name for it, 780 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,304 but you wanna try one? 781 00:40:42,306 --> 00:40:43,972 - Yeah, sure. - All right. 782 00:40:43,974 --> 00:40:45,474 Tyler, how about you brother? 783 00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:47,609 I'm alright. 784 00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:49,144 Oh, come on you gotta try one. 785 00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:52,948 No, I think I'm gonna stick to the light beer. 786 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,317 Well it's a lager, it can't get much lighter than this. 787 00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:56,819 Just have a sip. 788 00:40:56,821 --> 00:40:57,653 Come on man. 789 00:40:57,655 --> 00:40:58,720 Just try it. 790 00:40:58,722 --> 00:41:00,622 He won't stop bugging you til you do. 791 00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:01,857 Well, I will if you will? 792 00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,493 No, I don't really like beer. 793 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,728 Since when? 794 00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:08,897 We used to drink them all the time in college. 795 00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:11,300 Yeah, because that's all we could afford. 796 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,669 I've never actually really liked the taste. 797 00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:15,571 You know I have been trying to put her on beer 798 00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:18,507 for two years now but every time I pick up a new brew, 799 00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:19,875 she just shoots it down. 800 00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:23,812 It would be waste on her. 801 00:41:25,449 --> 00:41:28,217 So, how does this new batch compare 802 00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:29,318 to the ones you brought 803 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,353 to Michelle's beach house last summer? 804 00:41:31,355 --> 00:41:34,756 No comparison whatsoever, worlds better. 805 00:41:34,758 --> 00:41:37,926 All right, cheers. 806 00:41:37,928 --> 00:41:38,894 Cheers. 807 00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:40,195 To getting out of jail. 808 00:41:43,934 --> 00:41:46,068 To getting out of jail. 809 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,513 Okay, yeah, it's pretty good man. 810 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:03,252 Yeah, jail break. 811 00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:07,422 Excuse me? 812 00:42:07,424 --> 00:42:09,391 It's the name of the beer, a jailbreak lager. 813 00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:10,692 It's a great name for it. 814 00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:14,229 What? 815 00:42:15,132 --> 00:42:16,131 You know what. 816 00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:17,399 No I don't. 817 00:42:17,401 --> 00:42:21,203 The name bro, it's just a little insensitive. 818 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,070 Oh, come on. 819 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,240 Tyler I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. 820 00:42:25,242 --> 00:42:26,441 No it's cool man, don't worry about it. 821 00:42:26,443 --> 00:42:28,277 Okay but I don't wanna hurt your feelings. 822 00:42:28,279 --> 00:42:30,312 No I know you didn't, it's fine. 823 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,883 I'm gonna use the bathroom. 824 00:42:38,923 --> 00:42:39,988 What? 825 00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:43,125 Go apologize and actually mean it. 826 00:42:43,127 --> 00:42:45,093 - Okay fine, fine. - Go. 827 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:51,633 Are you sure you guys don't need any help? 828 00:42:51,635 --> 00:42:53,602 We'll be fine, we got it. 829 00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:56,338 I could peel some more potatoes. 830 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:57,673 I already peeled them all. 831 00:42:57,675 --> 00:42:58,774 I can help set the table. 832 00:42:58,776 --> 00:43:00,342 I already told you we set it. 833 00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:04,346 All right, fine. 834 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,994 So you really gonna marry that? 835 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,179 He's a tool. 836 00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:41,883 You can get her back. 837 00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:51,893 Whoa, sorry I didn't know anyone was waiting.. 838 00:43:51,895 --> 00:43:55,297 I wasn't, I want to apologize for what I said 839 00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:56,164 in the kitchen. 840 00:43:57,234 --> 00:43:59,134 It's all good, don't worry about it. 841 00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:04,139 I know, but I feel bad and I'd hate for us to start off 842 00:44:04,441 --> 00:44:05,407 on the wrong foot. 843 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,643 I wanna apologize. 844 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:11,179 Well, you already apologized and it's okay. 845 00:44:12,016 --> 00:44:14,883 Just come on outside with me real quick, right? 846 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:17,052 It will just take a second. 847 00:44:18,422 --> 00:44:21,256 - All right, sure. - Great, come on. 848 00:44:37,941 --> 00:44:39,841 It's so beautiful out. 849 00:44:46,884 --> 00:44:48,216 Is that weed? 850 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,419 It sure is. 851 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,889 You know they made marijuana recreational 852 00:44:53,891 --> 00:44:57,125 when you were in jail which in essence decriminalized it. 853 00:44:59,563 --> 00:45:01,763 It sucks they didn't do that before you got busted. 854 00:45:04,835 --> 00:45:05,734 Yeah. 855 00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:09,805 You want some? 856 00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:15,644 No, no I'm good thank you. 857 00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:18,313 Let me know if you change your mind. 858 00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:28,490 So, how's it feel man? 859 00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:30,792 How's what feel? 860 00:45:32,196 --> 00:45:33,462 Getting out of prison? 861 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:37,599 You know 'cause Kate told me 862 00:45:37,601 --> 00:45:39,968 that you took the fall for all those guys. 863 00:45:40,838 --> 00:45:42,104 So, let me get this straight? 864 00:45:42,106 --> 00:45:45,173 You stockpile 20 pounds of weed for that party? 865 00:45:47,010 --> 00:45:48,009 Yeah, about that. 866 00:45:49,046 --> 00:45:50,612 What the idea was to take the weed, 867 00:45:50,614 --> 00:45:52,280 put in some barrels and then we were going to just- 868 00:45:52,282 --> 00:45:54,783 - And hotbox the whole house. 869 00:45:54,785 --> 00:45:56,017 Dude, that's so cool. 870 00:45:58,021 --> 00:45:59,321 Sucks you got busted. 871 00:46:02,059 --> 00:46:04,960 Yeah, it really sucked. 872 00:46:08,532 --> 00:46:12,501 But you know, it could happen anyone. 873 00:46:12,503 --> 00:46:13,935 It was an accident. 874 00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:16,371 But it happened to you, of course. 875 00:46:21,245 --> 00:46:23,111 Freaking Peter man, 876 00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:25,680 making you take the fall for all of this. 877 00:46:25,682 --> 00:46:28,450 Can't believe you're still friends with the guy. 878 00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:29,885 Wasn't it his idea in the first place 879 00:46:29,887 --> 00:46:31,653 to get all the weed for the party? 880 00:46:32,422 --> 00:46:33,321 Yeah, it was. 881 00:46:35,893 --> 00:46:37,159 If he would've done that to me, 882 00:46:37,161 --> 00:46:39,027 I'd never talked to that dude again. 883 00:46:39,897 --> 00:46:43,398 But you know, I guess you're a better man than I am. 884 00:46:46,670 --> 00:46:48,370 I'm a nice guy, what can I say? 885 00:46:49,273 --> 00:46:51,540 That's the understatement of the century my guy. 886 00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:58,246 Listen man, I just don't want things 887 00:46:58,248 --> 00:47:00,482 to be weird between us. 888 00:47:02,586 --> 00:47:03,518 Why would things be weird? 889 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:04,386 I just met you. 890 00:47:07,024 --> 00:47:10,158 Because of Kate, you guys used to date, 891 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,194 she's my girlfriend. 892 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:17,165 Well you mean fiance though? 893 00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:18,233 She told you? 894 00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,070 No, she didn't tell me anything. 895 00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:24,439 I saw the ring. 896 00:47:27,711 --> 00:47:29,211 You saw the ring? 897 00:47:29,213 --> 00:47:30,412 It's pretty nice isn't it? 898 00:47:30,414 --> 00:47:32,214 Picked it out myself. 899 00:47:32,216 --> 00:47:33,415 Yeah, it's very nice. 900 00:47:36,053 --> 00:47:37,185 You see, she kind of wanted to keep it 901 00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:39,421 on the DL, this whole engagement. 902 00:47:39,423 --> 00:47:41,556 Keep it our little secret. 903 00:47:41,558 --> 00:47:42,691 Me on the other hand, 904 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:44,092 I just wanna shout out this engagement 905 00:47:44,094 --> 00:47:45,060 on top of the mountain. 906 00:47:45,062 --> 00:47:47,062 Like yo, that's my wife! 907 00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:48,730 I am hitting that man. 908 00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:52,734 Relax man, lighten up. 909 00:47:53,503 --> 00:47:55,737 Just joking I'm not that awful. 910 00:48:03,847 --> 00:48:05,747 Zach, I just really care about Kate 911 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:09,217 so I just wanna make sure that she's happy. 912 00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:15,239 Yeah, so do I. 913 00:48:15,241 --> 00:48:16,257 Why do you think I'm marrying her, huh? 914 00:48:19,363 --> 00:48:20,729 Yeah. 915 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,731 You know what, that makes a lot of sense. 916 00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:29,771 Tyler I know I'm probably not your favorite person 917 00:48:29,773 --> 00:48:33,008 in the world, but I make Kate happy. 918 00:48:34,344 --> 00:48:36,912 And I know that may not make you happy 919 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,114 but you're just gonna have to deal with it. 920 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,258 How about we go back inside and be social? 921 00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:52,160 It's a party isn't it? 922 00:48:53,630 --> 00:48:54,629 Come on, let's go. 923 00:49:14,151 --> 00:49:15,884 Jesus Kate, you weigh like 90 pounds, 924 00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:17,352 how do you take up so much space? 925 00:49:17,354 --> 00:49:19,888 I'm standing still, you're the one who keeps moving. 926 00:49:33,603 --> 00:49:36,171 Oh, that look good don't it? 927 00:49:37,307 --> 00:49:38,673 - Yeah. - Better than your turkey 928 00:49:38,675 --> 00:49:40,141 that you brought to school in the seventh grade 929 00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:41,576 and made everybody poo poo. 930 00:49:41,578 --> 00:49:43,078 Yeah, it don't even get close to this. 931 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,213 Mine is perfect that's why you on the potatoes, 932 00:49:45,215 --> 00:49:46,147 stick with them. 933 00:49:47,284 --> 00:49:49,084 You sure you guys don't need any help it? 934 00:49:49,086 --> 00:49:50,518 Oh yeah, we're fine. 935 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,320 Hey Zachary, you should go say hi to Alison and Peter 936 00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:53,588 in the living room. 937 00:49:53,590 --> 00:49:55,423 Okay, all right. 938 00:49:55,425 --> 00:49:56,825 Hey Tyler, you wanna go? 939 00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:59,561 I don't wanna interrupt their magic in here. 940 00:50:02,632 --> 00:50:03,598 Do I have to go with that guy 941 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,200 because I really don't want to? 942 00:50:05,969 --> 00:50:08,103 Yes and be nice. 943 00:50:09,873 --> 00:50:12,040 For you, I'll try. 944 00:50:16,947 --> 00:50:19,214 I may need a few more of these first though. 945 00:50:22,285 --> 00:50:26,688 Jailbreak! 946 00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:29,457 It was funny, jailbreak! 947 00:50:34,898 --> 00:50:36,431 Okay, okay my turn. 948 00:50:39,903 --> 00:50:44,973 Never have I ever had a threesome. 949 00:50:45,242 --> 00:50:46,207 You better not have. 950 00:50:46,209 --> 00:50:49,744 Foursome, but who's counting. 951 00:50:49,746 --> 00:50:51,112 Yeah not you. 952 00:50:51,114 --> 00:50:53,882 - Geez Allison. - And she wonders 953 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:55,150 why she's still single. 954 00:50:56,486 --> 00:50:58,987 Oh whatever, none of you all know 955 00:50:58,989 --> 00:51:01,790 what it's like trying to date when you're a single mom. 956 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,227 I love my Selena to death 957 00:51:06,229 --> 00:51:09,097 but when guys hear you're a mom, 958 00:51:10,167 --> 00:51:12,834 they just stop talking to me. 959 00:51:12,836 --> 00:51:16,938 Yeah, I'm a mom but I'm hotter now than I was in college. 960 00:51:18,508 --> 00:51:19,974 This momma needs some loving. 961 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:21,910 Oh, yes she does! 962 00:51:23,346 --> 00:51:27,182 Tyler, you haven't really seen me since college. 963 00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:29,084 Don't you think I got hotter? 964 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:29,951 Excuse me? 965 00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:31,586 Do I think you got hotter? 966 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:34,422 Would you bang me? 967 00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:36,658 Allison, we're friends. 968 00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:38,326 Come on, would you bang me? 969 00:51:38,328 --> 00:51:43,031 Ally, okay I guess I would. 970 00:51:43,033 --> 00:51:44,699 Yeah, there we go. 971 00:51:44,701 --> 00:51:45,600 Thank you! 972 00:51:47,070 --> 00:51:49,504 God, it is like pulling teeth with you guys. 973 00:51:50,474 --> 00:51:53,541 I mean, for what it's worth Allison, I'd bang you. 974 00:51:56,246 --> 00:51:59,447 I mean, if I was single, not now obviously. 975 00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:02,650 Thank you Zachary. 976 00:52:04,821 --> 00:52:07,989 Oh whatever, it's not like you weren't hoeing 977 00:52:07,991 --> 00:52:09,023 around in college. 978 00:52:11,161 --> 00:52:14,062 Excuse me, would you like to elaborate on that Peter? 979 00:52:14,064 --> 00:52:16,197 Yeah Peter, would you? 980 00:52:16,199 --> 00:52:18,733 I would but tonight is not about me. 981 00:52:18,735 --> 00:52:22,704 Tyler, why don't you tell us about prison man? 982 00:52:22,706 --> 00:52:25,507 What was the craziest thing that happened to you? 983 00:52:25,509 --> 00:52:29,410 Yeah, was there like some prison riots and stuff? 984 00:52:29,412 --> 00:52:32,080 No, no I was in a minimum security prison. 985 00:52:32,949 --> 00:52:34,048 Yeah, but it had to be cooler 986 00:52:34,050 --> 00:52:35,884 than anything we were doing out here. 987 00:52:35,886 --> 00:52:38,353 I mean, did you ever like get in a lunch room brawl 988 00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:40,388 or like learn how to make a shiv or something? 989 00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:41,556 Pete, it wasn't cool. 990 00:52:42,659 --> 00:52:43,558 It was prison. 991 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:49,564 I did the same thing every day for six years, it sucked. 992 00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,102 And if it's all right, 993 00:52:54,104 --> 00:52:55,904 I'd rather not talk about it right now. 994 00:52:59,442 --> 00:53:00,708 Of course it is. 995 00:53:02,212 --> 00:53:03,778 Yeah, sorry man. 996 00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:04,879 No, it's all right. 997 00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:08,750 It's just a little fresh I guess. 998 00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:17,358 So Tyler, have you thought about what you might wanna do 999 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,226 for work here? 1000 00:53:20,797 --> 00:53:23,464 I think I'm gonna start just doing some freelance work. 1001 00:53:23,466 --> 00:53:25,466 I think it's gonna be a little hard for a company to hire me 1002 00:53:25,468 --> 00:53:27,769 with a felony charge and also. 1003 00:53:27,771 --> 00:53:29,571 Tyler, what was your major? 1004 00:53:29,573 --> 00:53:31,372 Graphic design. 1005 00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:34,142 Well, I can ask my dad if he has any need for designers 1006 00:53:34,144 --> 00:53:35,610 in his company. 1007 00:53:35,612 --> 00:53:36,778 I know you're a nice guy, 1008 00:53:36,780 --> 00:53:40,215 Peter told me everything that happened. 1009 00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:41,082 Did he now? 1010 00:53:42,419 --> 00:53:46,120 Yeah Michelle, I don't think that's such a good idea. 1011 00:53:46,122 --> 00:53:47,322 I read the HR manual 1012 00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:49,123 and your dad's company doesn't hire anyone 1013 00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:50,992 with a felony charge. 1014 00:53:50,994 --> 00:53:53,595 You read the HR manual Peter? 1015 00:53:53,597 --> 00:53:54,596 Yeah, I did. 1016 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:57,432 Nerd! 1017 00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:05,139 Well, at least I have an HR manual to read 1018 00:54:05,141 --> 00:54:06,241 'cause I have a job. 1019 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,609 - Peter? - Oh well, 1020 00:54:07,611 --> 00:54:09,510 at least I didn't have to beg my girlfriend 1021 00:54:11,948 --> 00:54:12,980 for a job. 1022 00:54:12,982 --> 00:54:14,015 It's not begging, it's called networking you dick. 1023 00:54:14,017 --> 00:54:15,750 Oh really? 1024 00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:19,320 Well, I didn't know that sleeping with your boss's daughter 1025 00:54:19,322 --> 00:54:21,189 is called networking. 1026 00:54:21,191 --> 00:54:22,991 Well in that case, I guess me and Kate 1027 00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:24,792 and her father have to have a big conversation. 1028 00:54:24,794 --> 00:54:25,860 You know what? 1029 00:54:25,862 --> 00:54:27,595 You've been such a dick like all night 1030 00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:28,429 to like everybody. 1031 00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:29,297 You don't want this bro. 1032 00:54:29,299 --> 00:54:30,131 Why are you even here? 1033 00:54:30,133 --> 00:54:31,366 You do not want this, 1034 00:54:31,368 --> 00:54:33,201 I take two classes of judo this month okay. 1035 00:54:33,203 --> 00:54:35,837 - Okay, that's enough stop. - He started it! 1036 00:54:35,839 --> 00:54:36,838 - It doesn't matter. - And I would've finished 1037 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:37,839 it too bro, what's up? 1038 00:54:37,841 --> 00:54:42,477 Dinner's ready! 1039 00:54:42,479 --> 00:54:43,611 A dinner bell? 1040 00:54:43,613 --> 00:54:45,046 Really Kate? 1041 00:54:45,048 --> 00:54:48,549 Yeah, I saw it online and it was only seven bucks 1042 00:54:48,551 --> 00:54:50,051 so I had to. 1043 00:54:50,053 --> 00:54:51,619 All right, is everybody ready? 1044 00:54:55,425 --> 00:54:58,059 Yeah, I'm starving actually. 1045 00:54:58,061 --> 00:55:01,062 Oh Alison, is Selena gonna sit with us at the table 1046 00:55:01,064 --> 00:55:02,297 or hang out in here? 1047 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:05,066 Oops, no she'll be fine with her shows. 1048 00:55:06,102 --> 00:55:07,368 I'll fix her up a plate. 1049 00:55:08,271 --> 00:55:09,370 Okay, great. 1050 00:55:09,372 --> 00:55:11,005 All right, I hope everybody's hungry 1051 00:55:11,007 --> 00:55:12,707 'cause we got a lot of food. 1052 00:55:45,308 --> 00:55:48,409 All right, one beautiful bird coming in. 1053 00:55:51,214 --> 00:55:54,515 Peter, can you move the beets to make room? 1054 00:56:06,463 --> 00:56:08,396 Does anyone need anything else? 1055 00:56:09,332 --> 00:56:10,732 Another drink or? 1056 00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:16,204 - Okay then. - Actually Jay, 1057 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,107 can I talk to you for a second? 1058 00:56:19,109 --> 00:56:20,475 Yeah, yeah, sure. 1059 00:56:21,845 --> 00:56:24,312 - Just real quick? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1060 00:56:29,252 --> 00:56:30,151 What's up? 1061 00:56:32,255 --> 00:56:33,221 Zachary man. 1062 00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:35,623 What about him? 1063 00:56:37,660 --> 00:56:38,893 He sucks, dude. 1064 00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:41,963 Man, you should've heard the shit he was saying 1065 00:56:41,965 --> 00:56:42,930 to me outside. 1066 00:56:42,932 --> 00:56:44,265 I know he sucks man 1067 00:56:44,267 --> 00:56:46,267 but do you think you might be overreacting a bit? 1068 00:56:46,269 --> 00:56:47,402 You have been drinking. 1069 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,504 No I have, but I'm not overreacting. 1070 00:56:52,575 --> 00:56:54,442 Man, we can let Kate marry that man? 1071 00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:59,981 Look, I know you still have feelings for her. 1072 00:56:59,983 --> 00:57:01,783 No, it's not even like that man. 1073 00:57:03,219 --> 00:57:04,318 Okay, maybe there's a little bit 1074 00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,588 but we can't let her go through with it. 1075 00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:08,489 I mean, we have to say something. 1076 00:57:08,491 --> 00:57:09,991 I've tried man. 1077 00:57:09,993 --> 00:57:11,793 I've talked to her and him when they first started dating, 1078 00:57:11,795 --> 00:57:13,628 even with Peter and Michelle. 1079 00:57:13,630 --> 00:57:15,596 Don't even get me started with Peter man. 1080 00:57:19,235 --> 00:57:20,768 What happened with those two? 1081 00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:26,274 I mean, people just grow up in a way 1082 00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:30,545 and they wanted to settle down, 1083 00:57:31,614 --> 00:57:33,281 it's just what people started doing. 1084 00:57:34,884 --> 00:57:35,783 Why didn't you? 1085 00:57:36,986 --> 00:57:38,619 'Cause I like hoeing around. 1086 00:57:38,621 --> 00:57:41,889 It's fun. 1087 00:57:42,826 --> 00:57:45,893 Hey, tomorrow night me and you, 1088 00:57:45,895 --> 00:57:47,795 we're gonna go out and we're gonna find some girls 1089 00:57:47,797 --> 00:57:50,231 that haven't settled down if you know what I'm saying. 1090 00:57:51,768 --> 00:57:52,834 You down for that? 1091 00:57:57,841 --> 00:57:58,739 Yeah. 1092 00:57:59,609 --> 00:58:00,875 All right, good. 1093 00:58:00,877 --> 00:58:04,011 Now let's go eat some turkey, rip some shots, 1094 00:58:04,013 --> 00:58:06,013 have some fun all right. 1095 00:58:06,015 --> 00:58:07,849 Fuck what they all think down there. 1096 00:58:10,787 --> 00:58:12,253 - You're right. - All right? 1097 00:58:12,255 --> 00:58:13,654 Let's do it, let's have fun. 1098 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,594 For the love of God Allison, just take the damn photo! 1099 00:58:19,596 --> 00:58:21,762 Shut up, I'm trying. 1100 00:58:21,764 --> 00:58:23,331 - Smile - Wait I'm trying. 1101 00:58:24,534 --> 00:58:26,534 Thank you, it looks great. 1102 00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:34,509 Well, it's about time. 1103 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,843 We've been waiting. 1104 00:58:36,813 --> 00:58:39,747 Okay, how about maybe thank you 1105 00:58:39,749 --> 00:58:42,216 for making the turkey Justin? 1106 00:58:42,218 --> 00:58:44,952 - Thanks Justin. - Thank you Justin. 1107 00:58:44,954 --> 00:58:47,288 See, they are grateful now let's eat. 1108 00:58:50,994 --> 00:58:54,128 Hey Justin, I got to say this whole cooking the turkey, 1109 00:58:54,130 --> 00:58:56,063 organizing this whole dinner, 1110 00:58:56,065 --> 00:58:57,965 your clothing line, you are quite 1111 00:58:57,967 --> 00:59:01,135 the renaissance man my friend, congratulations. 1112 00:59:02,238 --> 00:59:03,771 Please don't feed his ego. 1113 00:59:03,773 --> 00:59:05,740 Seriously, I don't think he can get any cockier. 1114 00:59:05,742 --> 00:59:07,408 Whoa, whoa, whoa, cocky? 1115 00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:08,376 No, I'm not cocky man. 1116 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:11,112 I am fucking vindicated. 1117 00:59:11,114 --> 00:59:14,882 You know how hard it was to put this whole thing together? 1118 00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:16,651 Yeah, well I think it's great Jay. 1119 00:59:16,653 --> 00:59:17,485 You should be really proud. 1120 00:59:17,487 --> 00:59:18,653 Thank you. 1121 00:59:18,655 --> 00:59:21,322 I agree, it's really impressive Justin. 1122 00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:24,492 Plus your leggings make my ass look good 1123 00:59:24,494 --> 00:59:27,061 so keep making clothes. 1124 00:59:27,063 --> 00:59:29,497 I am grateful to help you on that Allison. 1125 00:59:30,934 --> 00:59:34,802 Well, when you've had as many failed businesses as Justin, 1126 00:59:34,804 --> 00:59:36,804 it's only a matter of time before one of them takes off. 1127 00:59:36,806 --> 00:59:39,674 - Right Jay? - You damn right. 1128 00:59:39,676 --> 00:59:42,143 Self-made, I mean I was over 1129 00:59:42,145 --> 00:59:44,178 that whole corporate America shit. 1130 00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:49,116 I mean my last job, ass. 1131 00:59:49,118 --> 00:59:54,288 I was making 35K to manage a client 1132 00:59:54,290 --> 00:59:58,192 that was grossing our company over $3 million a year. 1133 00:59:58,194 --> 01:00:02,597 Like how does that even make any sense? 1134 01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:03,931 Why even try? 1135 01:00:03,933 --> 01:00:05,967 Because if you don't you'll get fired. 1136 01:00:06,769 --> 01:00:08,369 No you won't. 1137 01:00:08,371 --> 01:00:12,006 My nine to five boss has me doing like three people's jobs. 1138 01:00:12,008 --> 01:00:15,309 If he were to fire me, he would be so fucked. 1139 01:00:15,311 --> 01:00:19,981 He tried to reprimand me for my lack of enthusiasm lately. 1140 01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:23,818 It's like, yo bitch why don't I reprimand you 1141 01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:25,386 for my lack of salary? 1142 01:00:28,124 --> 01:00:29,790 Oh, working sucks man. 1143 01:00:30,927 --> 01:00:33,027 I mean, corporate America broke my spirit. 1144 01:00:33,029 --> 01:00:37,498 It's like trade in your soul for 401k in a salary 1145 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:38,899 with good health benefits. 1146 01:00:39,936 --> 01:00:45,006 Oh, I miss college, no responsibilities, just fun 1147 01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:46,474 that was so great. 1148 01:00:48,077 --> 01:00:51,212 When I was in college, I couldn't wait to graduate. 1149 01:00:51,214 --> 01:00:53,881 - Yeah, that was dumb. - Right? 1150 01:00:53,883 --> 01:00:57,418 Now it's just go to work, make money, 1151 01:00:57,420 --> 01:01:01,555 pay your bills and just keep repeating that until you die. 1152 01:01:01,557 --> 01:01:03,691 Yeah, growing up really sucks. 1153 01:01:03,693 --> 01:01:04,825 Sure it does. 1154 01:01:08,598 --> 01:01:09,830 You know if you hate your jobs so much, 1155 01:01:09,832 --> 01:01:11,032 why don't you just quit? 1156 01:01:11,868 --> 01:01:12,767 Get a new one. 1157 01:01:14,037 --> 01:01:15,903 Wouldn't that be nice? 1158 01:01:15,905 --> 01:01:20,441 Yeah, I should just quit my job. 1159 01:01:20,443 --> 01:01:24,111 Me and Selena can become actors to pay the bills. 1160 01:01:24,113 --> 01:01:26,113 Oh, I could be your manager. 1161 01:01:26,115 --> 01:01:27,948 Yeah, and I'll call your dad and be like, 1162 01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:29,784 "Hey Mr. Nolan, can you give me a raise? 1163 01:01:29,786 --> 01:01:32,420 "And also lessen my workload." 1164 01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:33,521 That would go over well. 1165 01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:35,356 I think you guys just need to find out 1166 01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:37,391 what you wanna do in life. 1167 01:01:37,393 --> 01:01:40,027 I think that's all of you guys' problem is. 1168 01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:45,866 Yeah, but I wish it was that easy. 1169 01:01:46,903 --> 01:01:49,236 I just don't know what I want. 1170 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,106 Well, I mean I don't know, 1171 01:01:52,108 --> 01:01:53,708 it might be a little corny 1172 01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:56,877 but maybe you can just start off by making a list, 1173 01:01:56,879 --> 01:01:57,912 note everything that you like 1174 01:01:57,914 --> 01:02:00,214 and then pick out the ones 1175 01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:01,782 that you can make money off of. 1176 01:02:03,419 --> 01:02:05,453 Yeah, I guess. 1177 01:02:05,455 --> 01:02:10,391 You should, I mean it's what I did. 1178 01:02:10,393 --> 01:02:12,793 And I got a pretty good idea of what I'm gonna do now 1179 01:02:12,795 --> 01:02:14,595 that I'm out so. 1180 01:02:14,597 --> 01:02:18,132 Yeah, but it's tough to find time to even do that 1181 01:02:18,134 --> 01:02:21,936 with work, Selena, friends. 1182 01:02:23,606 --> 01:02:25,773 Yeah and Tyler you also had a lot more free time 1183 01:02:25,775 --> 01:02:27,842 than all of us to think about your goals. 1184 01:02:32,448 --> 01:02:33,347 Damn it. 1185 01:02:37,453 --> 01:02:39,353 Are you serious right now? 1186 01:02:39,355 --> 01:02:41,255 Oh come on, I was just joking. 1187 01:02:41,257 --> 01:02:43,090 Screw your jokes, you've been a dick. 1188 01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:45,159 - Ty, Ty. - No, no you've been a dick 1189 01:02:45,161 --> 01:02:46,694 - to me all night. - Tyler? 1190 01:02:46,696 --> 01:02:48,696 Come on dude, he didn't mean it. 1191 01:02:48,698 --> 01:02:49,997 I was just joking. 1192 01:02:49,999 --> 01:02:51,832 Yeah, just let it go Ty. 1193 01:03:02,044 --> 01:03:05,613 Wow, you know what? 1194 01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:08,649 You're right, it was a joke. 1195 01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:11,852 This whole night's been a joke. 1196 01:03:14,957 --> 01:03:19,727 All night, every single one of you have been complaining. 1197 01:03:19,729 --> 01:03:21,562 You think work sucks? 1198 01:03:21,564 --> 01:03:26,567 Try prison, I sacrificed 72 months of my life. 1199 01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:30,237 I never even had the opportunity to make the kind of life 1200 01:03:30,239 --> 01:03:32,139 that you guys have been bitching about. 1201 01:03:35,411 --> 01:03:38,379 Look dude, nobody asked you to play the martyr. 1202 01:03:38,381 --> 01:03:40,181 Hey Peter, Peter. 1203 01:03:40,183 --> 01:03:41,849 You hear that? 1204 01:03:41,851 --> 01:03:43,350 That I didn't have to play the martyr? 1205 01:03:45,788 --> 01:03:47,054 Peter, how come when the cops showed up, 1206 01:03:47,056 --> 01:03:48,556 you were nowhere to be found? 1207 01:03:52,595 --> 01:03:56,330 It was your idea to hotbox the whole house for the party. 1208 01:03:57,667 --> 01:03:58,833 It was also you 1209 01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:00,935 who made sure the cops showed up. 1210 01:04:00,937 --> 01:04:02,603 Right Jay, right? 1211 01:04:03,773 --> 01:04:05,105 Yeah Ty, yeah. 1212 01:04:05,107 --> 01:04:06,607 Somebody tripped the alarm. 1213 01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:10,845 It was an accident, okay. 1214 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:11,779 I said I was sorry. 1215 01:04:11,781 --> 01:04:13,881 Yeah, if you were sorry, 1216 01:04:13,883 --> 01:04:15,950 you would've shared the blame with me. 1217 01:04:15,952 --> 01:04:17,885 All of you would have. 1218 01:04:17,887 --> 01:04:19,753 Whoa, hold on. 1219 01:04:19,755 --> 01:04:21,355 You said that you would take the wrap 1220 01:04:21,357 --> 01:04:23,023 so that none of us would have a felony charge 1221 01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:24,191 that would ruin our lives. 1222 01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:25,526 That really doesn't even matter anyway 1223 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:28,128 'cause you all ruined your lives all by yourselves. 1224 01:04:33,169 --> 01:04:36,437 All you guys, all three of you hate your jobs, 1225 01:04:38,007 --> 01:04:39,039 hate your lives. 1226 01:04:40,176 --> 01:04:43,911 You just complain, complain and complain. 1227 01:04:43,913 --> 01:04:46,113 At least you had a chance to make something of your lives. 1228 01:04:46,115 --> 01:04:47,982 You don't have to spend half a decade locked 1229 01:04:47,984 --> 01:04:49,583 in a fucking box. 1230 01:04:54,090 --> 01:04:56,957 But what did you do with it though? 1231 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:04,832 All right Tyler, I think you've had enough 1232 01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:06,567 - to drink. - Fuck you. 1233 01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:09,770 You know they may hate their jobs 1234 01:05:09,772 --> 01:05:10,938 but at least I have one bud. 1235 01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:11,906 Tyler! 1236 01:05:15,111 --> 01:05:17,611 Kate, you should've heard the shit he was saying outside. 1237 01:05:17,613 --> 01:05:19,613 Come on, we were just messing around. 1238 01:05:20,449 --> 01:05:21,949 Messing around? 1239 01:05:26,956 --> 01:05:32,026 How unappreciative and ungrateful can you be? 1240 01:05:42,705 --> 01:05:44,638 Six years for you guys. 1241 01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:48,876 What a fucking waste. 1242 01:06:14,103 --> 01:06:16,370 I think Michelle 1243 01:06:16,372 --> 01:06:18,138 and I should hit the road. 1244 01:06:19,175 --> 01:06:21,742 Great, bail like you always do. 1245 01:06:24,313 --> 01:06:26,180 Look, let's just go. 1246 01:06:33,189 --> 01:06:35,889 Justin, do you have a trashcan? 1247 01:06:35,891 --> 01:06:37,157 I think I'm gonna vomit. 1248 01:06:43,499 --> 01:06:44,398 Shit. 1249 01:06:51,807 --> 01:06:54,742 You know no one likes you right? 1250 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,421 I'm not apologizing Jay. 1251 01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:43,323 It's Kate, we need to talk. 1252 01:08:02,678 --> 01:08:03,577 I'm sorry. 1253 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:05,813 Gee thanks. 1254 01:08:08,350 --> 01:08:13,353 No seriously, I mean it really should've just been me, 1255 01:08:14,690 --> 01:08:16,156 you and Justin tonight. 1256 01:08:18,961 --> 01:08:20,928 Clearly we did not think this through. 1257 01:08:23,599 --> 01:08:24,631 Yeah, clearly. 1258 01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:34,842 Look, I do appreciate the effort. 1259 01:08:36,745 --> 01:08:40,514 I know you guys are just trying to do something nice for me. 1260 01:08:43,752 --> 01:08:46,153 Do we get an A for effort at least? 1261 01:08:49,024 --> 01:08:51,458 Yeah, you get an A for effort. 1262 01:08:58,334 --> 01:08:59,900 Look, can I ask you something? 1263 01:09:02,505 --> 01:09:03,470 Yeah, of course. 1264 01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:15,149 Are you just gonna stand there 1265 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:16,850 or do you wanna sit down? 1266 01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:20,888 Yeah, I'll sit. 1267 01:09:31,634 --> 01:09:36,670 Ty, just ask me the question. 1268 01:09:42,645 --> 01:09:44,778 What could you possibly see in Zachary? 1269 01:09:47,616 --> 01:09:48,515 What? 1270 01:09:51,053 --> 01:09:53,120 I mean Kate, you can't marry that man. 1271 01:09:55,658 --> 01:09:58,058 It's not really your decision to make Ty. 1272 01:09:58,060 --> 01:10:00,594 I mean, I love him. 1273 01:10:00,596 --> 01:10:02,462 He's such a pompous asshole. 1274 01:10:04,466 --> 01:10:05,432 You just met him. 1275 01:10:05,434 --> 01:10:06,767 How would you even know? 1276 01:10:07,670 --> 01:10:09,303 The fact that you just said, 1277 01:10:09,305 --> 01:10:11,638 "How would you know?", just proves my point. 1278 01:10:13,142 --> 01:10:14,875 Don't put words in my mouth Ty. 1279 01:10:18,814 --> 01:10:19,713 Okay, why then? 1280 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:22,082 Why what? 1281 01:10:22,084 --> 01:10:23,250 Why do you love him? 1282 01:10:24,987 --> 01:10:26,653 What do you mean why? 1283 01:10:28,824 --> 01:10:30,224 When you love someone, you love someone. 1284 01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:31,992 There doesn't need to be a reason. 1285 01:10:31,994 --> 01:10:34,895 What do you mean there doesn't have to be a reason? 1286 01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:37,664 I don't know it's just love. 1287 01:10:40,603 --> 01:10:42,903 Kate, I get that you didn't wanna wait for me 1288 01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:44,438 to get out of prison but him? 1289 01:10:45,374 --> 01:10:47,574 I mean, you can do a lot better than that. 1290 01:10:47,576 --> 01:10:50,277 Oh, 'cause you're the best judge of character? 1291 01:11:07,763 --> 01:11:08,662 I'm sorry. 1292 01:11:14,803 --> 01:11:16,603 I did so much for you guys. 1293 01:11:24,713 --> 01:11:29,716 No one forced you to take the fall Ty. 1294 01:11:29,918 --> 01:11:31,451 No one forced me? 1295 01:11:34,256 --> 01:11:38,992 They begged me, begged me to figure out a situation 1296 01:11:38,994 --> 01:11:40,794 so you guys wouldn't get convicted. 1297 01:11:48,737 --> 01:11:52,339 Kate, you know what I did was the only way. 1298 01:11:55,844 --> 01:11:59,980 Allison, Selena, Pete and Jay knew. 1299 01:12:07,523 --> 01:12:08,722 You guys show up here 1300 01:12:08,724 --> 01:12:10,390 and you act like nothing ever happened. 1301 01:12:10,392 --> 01:12:12,225 I've never heard this much complaining for 1302 01:12:12,227 --> 01:12:13,493 in my entire life. 1303 01:12:18,967 --> 01:12:22,235 You know what might seem like a lot compared to you. 1304 01:12:23,138 --> 01:12:25,872 I'm not trying to belittle what you did, 1305 01:12:27,209 --> 01:12:32,245 but growing up and getting out of college just wasn't 1306 01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:37,451 what we all thought it would be. 1307 01:12:37,453 --> 01:12:38,352 How so? 1308 01:12:39,955 --> 01:12:42,556 Well, when you get to college, 1309 01:12:42,558 --> 01:12:45,625 you get to pick your major with the expectations 1310 01:12:45,627 --> 01:12:48,462 that you'll get a job doing what you wanna do 1311 01:12:48,464 --> 01:12:50,130 with your major. 1312 01:12:50,132 --> 01:12:52,733 And sometimes it's hard to find a job in that field, 1313 01:12:52,735 --> 01:12:53,867 I get that. 1314 01:12:53,869 --> 01:12:58,872 No, it's not hard, it's impossible. 1315 01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,610 So what happens is someone like me 1316 01:13:03,612 --> 01:13:06,213 who wants to be a photographer, 1317 01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:08,482 ends up having to get a job in sales 1318 01:13:08,484 --> 01:13:11,051 because there are no photography jobs available. 1319 01:13:11,987 --> 01:13:15,555 So a super creative person who shouldn't be sitting 1320 01:13:15,557 --> 01:13:20,560 at a desk all day ends up having to sit at a desk all day. 1321 01:13:21,597 --> 01:13:24,731 And then on top of that, this job that you're forced 1322 01:13:24,733 --> 01:13:26,900 to take doesn't even pay that well. 1323 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:30,570 So you're underpaid, overworked and you're not doing 1324 01:13:30,572 --> 01:13:34,674 what makes you happy, it's awful. 1325 01:13:40,716 --> 01:13:42,783 To make matters even worse, 1326 01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:47,454 I still have $40,000 in student loans to pay off 1327 01:13:50,092 --> 01:13:52,159 so it's not like I can just quit my job. 1328 01:13:59,034 --> 01:14:01,868 Some things in life don't give you any choices Ty. 1329 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,675 You just have to make them work. 1330 01:14:26,628 --> 01:14:27,527 I'm sorry. 1331 01:14:33,836 --> 01:14:37,504 Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. 1332 01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:44,077 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 1333 01:14:45,414 --> 01:14:50,484 currently I'm $60,000 in debt, I'm homeless, I'm unemployed 1334 01:14:53,021 --> 01:14:56,690 and I've got a felony charge on my permanent record. 1335 01:14:58,093 --> 01:15:02,329 So I'd say sitting next to me, you're looking pretty good. 1336 01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:15,408 You know, that's the thing I missed the most about you, 1337 01:15:17,212 --> 01:15:18,512 it's your optimism. 1338 01:15:19,481 --> 01:15:20,914 My optimism? 1339 01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:21,748 Yeah. 1340 01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:22,616 Really? 1341 01:15:23,785 --> 01:15:24,684 Yeah. 1342 01:15:26,121 --> 01:15:30,690 I mean even before prison, no matter what the situation, 1343 01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:33,693 you always looked at the glass half full. 1344 01:15:35,731 --> 01:15:37,230 I don't know how you did it. 1345 01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:44,771 Maybe it's just perspective. 1346 01:15:45,641 --> 01:15:48,441 You may hate your job but at least you got one. 1347 01:15:50,812 --> 01:15:52,946 You got food and a roof over your head. 1348 01:15:53,982 --> 01:15:55,815 A lot of folks don't even have that. 1349 01:15:59,354 --> 01:16:04,424 Yeah, you're right. 1350 01:16:09,598 --> 01:16:11,932 And if you wanna be a photographer, 1351 01:16:14,002 --> 01:16:15,602 just go out and make it happen. 1352 01:16:16,505 --> 01:16:21,575 Start taking pictures on the weekends or in your spare time 1353 01:16:22,044 --> 01:16:23,810 because if you love something, 1354 01:16:27,215 --> 01:16:28,415 you make time for it. 1355 01:16:33,355 --> 01:16:36,823 I would but, I mean I don't even have a camera 1356 01:16:36,825 --> 01:16:38,325 'cause I can't afford one. 1357 01:16:38,327 --> 01:16:40,527 Kate, you're already 40 grand in debt, 1358 01:16:40,529 --> 01:16:42,829 what's another two for a really great camera? 1359 01:16:44,566 --> 01:16:46,099 You'll pay it off eventually. 1360 01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:49,869 Yeah, I guess. 1361 01:16:51,707 --> 01:16:53,039 I don't know, I'll see what I can do. 1362 01:16:53,041 --> 01:16:55,542 Kate, just go get the camera. 1363 01:16:57,579 --> 01:17:00,013 Dreams are worth taking a risk on. 1364 01:17:00,015 --> 01:17:03,516 All right, okay all right, I will. 1365 01:17:09,157 --> 01:17:12,792 So, now can I ask you a question? 1366 01:17:15,564 --> 01:17:16,463 Sure. 1367 01:17:20,802 --> 01:17:23,169 Did you ever think about 1368 01:17:23,171 --> 01:17:24,971 what would have happened between us 1369 01:17:25,774 --> 01:17:27,173 if you didn't go to prison? 1370 01:17:32,781 --> 01:17:36,750 Of course I did, everyday. 1371 01:17:43,925 --> 01:17:44,824 Did you? 1372 01:17:50,632 --> 01:17:52,165 Yeah, it's crossed my mind. 1373 01:17:57,806 --> 01:17:59,739 I'm always gonna love you Tyler. 1374 01:18:07,649 --> 01:18:09,382 You still love me? 1375 01:18:12,220 --> 01:18:14,287 In a way yes. 1376 01:18:18,393 --> 01:18:22,562 I mean what we had, it was so special. 1377 01:18:26,501 --> 01:18:27,967 I'm never gonna forget that. 1378 01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:44,484 I still love you. 1379 01:18:44,486 --> 01:18:45,652 You do know that right? 1380 01:19:10,212 --> 01:19:11,444 Ty, I can't. 1381 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:15,648 Yes you can. 1382 01:19:16,718 --> 01:19:17,650 You can break up with him right now. 1383 01:19:17,652 --> 01:19:19,486 No, it's not that simple. 1384 01:19:21,223 --> 01:19:22,455 You're only engaged. 1385 01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:28,161 Ty, I'm pregnant. 1386 01:19:32,234 --> 01:19:33,466 You're what? 1387 01:19:37,906 --> 01:19:39,205 I'm pregnant. 1388 01:19:46,748 --> 01:19:51,117 No, I saw you drinking tonight. 1389 01:19:52,287 --> 01:19:53,720 Well, you can't be pregnant. 1390 01:19:54,723 --> 01:19:56,823 No, it was just sparkling cider. 1391 01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:05,832 So that's it? 1392 01:20:06,968 --> 01:20:08,902 You're just gonna be with him forever? 1393 01:20:10,972 --> 01:20:12,405 You know, you could at least pretend 1394 01:20:12,407 --> 01:20:14,007 to be a little happy for me. 1395 01:20:16,578 --> 01:20:18,211 Why should I be happy for you? 1396 01:20:20,849 --> 01:20:22,215 You're not even happy. 1397 01:20:37,532 --> 01:20:42,168 You deserve so much better. 1398 01:22:08,423 --> 01:22:09,789 Kate's not feeling too well 1399 01:22:09,791 --> 01:22:11,824 so I think we're gonna get out of here. 1400 01:22:13,962 --> 01:22:15,094 You sure? 1401 01:22:15,096 --> 01:22:15,929 You can take one of the empty rooms, 1402 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:17,830 we've got plenty of room. 1403 01:22:17,832 --> 01:22:19,165 Yeah, I know. 1404 01:22:19,167 --> 01:22:21,434 I just really wanna sleep in my own bed tonight. 1405 01:22:24,372 --> 01:22:25,471 Is she gonna be okay? 1406 01:22:27,108 --> 01:22:30,810 Yeah, I'll keep an eye on her. 1407 01:22:34,215 --> 01:22:35,448 It'll be fine. 1408 01:22:50,732 --> 01:22:53,733 Text me when you get home safely. 1409 01:22:53,735 --> 01:22:55,034 - I will. - Bye. 1410 01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:03,696 I guess everyone cleared out. 1411 01:25:05,233 --> 01:25:09,869 Yup, except for Allison, she's passed out on the couch. 1412 01:25:10,905 --> 01:25:12,638 I'll go check up on her. 1413 01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:14,107 No man, she's good. 1414 01:25:14,109 --> 01:25:15,208 Selena's watching her. 1415 01:25:19,781 --> 01:25:21,881 You did some good work on that bottle buddy. 1416 01:25:22,884 --> 01:25:25,351 Yeah, it was either get drunk 1417 01:25:25,353 --> 01:25:27,019 or beat the shit out of Zachary. 1418 01:25:28,389 --> 01:25:30,123 Figured I'd get drunk, take the high road. 1419 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:32,191 You should've beat the shit out of Zachary. 1420 01:25:32,193 --> 01:25:33,359 Right? 1421 01:25:33,361 --> 01:25:36,796 Next time. 1422 01:25:43,771 --> 01:25:45,238 - Good catch. - Thanks. 1423 01:25:56,684 --> 01:26:01,654 Hey man, I'm sorry about this whole thing. 1424 01:26:02,657 --> 01:26:05,224 Tonight really didn't go as planned. 1425 01:26:05,226 --> 01:26:06,392 It's not your fault. 1426 01:26:07,662 --> 01:26:10,696 Well I mean, it is a bit but not completely. 1427 01:26:19,674 --> 01:26:21,674 I kind of freaked out on Kate tonight. 1428 01:26:25,813 --> 01:26:27,513 Yeah, I figured. 1429 01:26:27,515 --> 01:26:29,448 She seemed pretty upset when she left. 1430 01:26:31,486 --> 01:26:33,586 You don't even know the half of it man. 1431 01:26:35,857 --> 01:26:37,757 Well, what happened? 1432 01:26:38,993 --> 01:26:43,229 Well, first of all, she's pregnant. 1433 01:26:46,034 --> 01:26:47,567 - No. - Yeah. 1434 01:26:47,569 --> 01:26:49,435 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1435 01:26:53,508 --> 01:26:54,407 Shit. 1436 01:26:58,012 --> 01:26:59,712 Yeah, that's why she got engaged. 1437 01:27:01,816 --> 01:27:03,382 I just can't believe it man. 1438 01:27:07,322 --> 01:27:09,155 How long has he been unemployed for? 1439 01:27:11,993 --> 01:27:15,795 I think like maybe six months without a nine to five 1440 01:27:15,797 --> 01:27:18,731 but he says he's freelancing now 1441 01:27:19,667 --> 01:27:21,267 But, he has to be making no money 1442 01:27:21,269 --> 01:27:24,237 because Kate, that's all she complains about 1443 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:25,271 is not having any. 1444 01:27:31,913 --> 01:27:34,413 It's like they all just gave up on their dreams man. 1445 01:27:36,851 --> 01:27:39,452 You never told me, how come you never settled down? 1446 01:27:41,456 --> 01:27:42,688 Yeah, I did. 1447 01:27:42,690 --> 01:27:43,956 I like hoeing around. 1448 01:27:46,694 --> 01:27:47,827 No, seriously man. 1449 01:27:59,641 --> 01:28:00,973 I don't know, 1450 01:28:02,410 --> 01:28:05,144 I guess I didn't wanna stop trying new things you know? 1451 01:28:06,748 --> 01:28:09,282 I mean I'm 28, you're 28. 1452 01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:12,551 This isn't like the end all be all you know. 1453 01:28:13,588 --> 01:28:16,989 I'm just now in my stride, I got my business going. 1454 01:28:19,927 --> 01:28:21,360 You know what the problem is? 1455 01:28:21,362 --> 01:28:22,528 What? 1456 01:28:22,530 --> 01:28:25,865 The problem is people think the party 1457 01:28:25,867 --> 01:28:27,333 is over after college. 1458 01:28:28,936 --> 01:28:33,306 They did it, that's it just stop trying, 1459 01:28:33,308 --> 01:28:36,008 stop doing new things, stop taking risks. 1460 01:28:36,010 --> 01:28:38,477 But it's not man it's not, 1461 01:28:39,347 --> 01:28:41,080 since I graduated from college, 1462 01:28:41,082 --> 01:28:44,884 I got fired from two jobs, walked out on one, 1463 01:28:44,886 --> 01:28:46,886 fell for a pyramid scheme. 1464 01:28:48,122 --> 01:28:51,157 I had three failed business endeavors, three. 1465 01:28:51,159 --> 01:28:53,259 But I learned so much from all those failures. 1466 01:28:53,261 --> 01:28:55,428 It made me a better, stronger person man. 1467 01:28:57,165 --> 01:29:00,566 And people used to dog me bruh. 1468 01:29:00,568 --> 01:29:03,602 They used to be like, "Oh, he can't keep a job. 1469 01:29:05,506 --> 01:29:06,372 "He's a loser. 1470 01:29:06,374 --> 01:29:08,741 "He drinks too much. 1471 01:29:10,011 --> 01:29:11,110 "He's a failure." 1472 01:29:11,112 --> 01:29:15,881 But, everybody used to say that shit. 1473 01:29:17,051 --> 01:29:19,919 Everybody wrote me off just because I wasn't doing 1474 01:29:19,921 --> 01:29:21,520 what I was supposed to be doing. 1475 01:29:21,522 --> 01:29:22,355 Yeah, but at least you're doing something 1476 01:29:22,357 --> 01:29:23,356 that you care about. 1477 01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:24,724 Right, you know what I mean? 1478 01:29:24,726 --> 01:29:26,292 And those same people that called me off 1479 01:29:26,294 --> 01:29:28,527 on my failures are the same ones 1480 01:29:28,529 --> 01:29:32,031 who are too afraid to fail that they never even start. 1481 01:29:33,401 --> 01:29:35,401 Like, who are you to judge? 1482 01:29:35,403 --> 01:29:37,636 Like you're not happy with your life, 1483 01:29:37,638 --> 01:29:39,905 you're not, you're not. 1484 01:29:39,907 --> 01:29:42,308 You just post your highlights on social media 1485 01:29:42,310 --> 01:29:44,310 so people think that you're happy 1486 01:29:44,312 --> 01:29:46,579 but you hate your life, you hate it. 1487 01:29:46,581 --> 01:29:49,715 You go to the same job that you hate every day, 1488 01:29:49,717 --> 01:29:52,485 every week doing the same shit over and over 1489 01:29:52,487 --> 01:29:55,421 and over again not changing nothing and worrying about how 1490 01:29:55,423 --> 01:29:57,923 and why my life isn't different. 1491 01:29:57,925 --> 01:29:58,758 You know what I mean? 1492 01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:00,092 Like us as millennials, 1493 01:30:00,094 --> 01:30:01,594 yeah we might have the cards stacked against us, 1494 01:30:01,596 --> 01:30:03,996 but at least like try something fucking new, 1495 01:30:03,998 --> 01:30:06,599 do something different, take a risk, God damn. 1496 01:30:06,601 --> 01:30:08,934 Well, that's why I couldn't take it anymore in there man. 1497 01:30:08,936 --> 01:30:11,237 Like if you're not happy with your life, 1498 01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:12,638 do something about it. 1499 01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:14,106 I mean, you've got a choice. 1500 01:30:18,379 --> 01:30:20,646 Well, it's not like you're in prison? 1501 01:30:20,648 --> 01:30:23,516 Exactly, it's not like you're prison man. 1502 01:30:23,518 --> 01:30:25,785 You can make anything happen 1503 01:30:25,787 --> 01:30:27,520 in your life if you want to man. 1504 01:30:27,522 --> 01:30:32,525 It's not like any of them are in poverty or like Africa 1505 01:30:35,096 --> 01:30:38,664 where you can get eaten by a lion in the savanna. 1506 01:30:38,666 --> 01:30:40,833 Eaten by a lion? 1507 01:30:40,835 --> 01:30:43,202 Yeah, I don't know man, I'm drunk. 1508 01:30:43,204 --> 01:30:45,838 You know what I mean man. 1509 01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:49,008 Basically, life can be so much worse. 1510 01:31:01,322 --> 01:31:03,022 And for what it's worth, 1511 01:31:04,225 --> 01:31:08,027 I don't think any of them could have lasted six days, 1512 01:31:08,029 --> 01:31:10,629 let alone six years in prison. 1513 01:31:12,567 --> 01:31:14,633 I have so much respect for you man. 1514 01:31:20,808 --> 01:31:23,476 I really appreciate that man. 1515 01:31:29,584 --> 01:31:30,416 What are you doing? 1516 01:31:30,418 --> 01:31:32,351 I'm trying to cheers. 1517 01:31:34,188 --> 01:31:36,155 All right, to what? 1518 01:31:37,658 --> 01:31:40,593 To you, to you being awesome. 1519 01:31:44,165 --> 01:31:45,064 Ditto. 1520 01:31:54,675 --> 01:31:57,009 Dude, you're like batman. 1521 01:31:57,879 --> 01:31:59,345 Batman, what do you mean? 1522 01:31:59,347 --> 01:32:02,882 So you know Batman, he saved Gotham City every night? 1523 01:32:02,884 --> 01:32:04,450 I know what Batman does yeah. 1524 01:32:05,386 --> 01:32:10,456 Okay, so even though he saves his city every night, 1525 01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:13,726 people still find a reason to complain. 1526 01:32:18,065 --> 01:32:21,567 They need him but they take him for granted. 1527 01:32:25,907 --> 01:32:26,805 Thank you man. 1528 01:32:29,744 --> 01:32:31,644 You're the best. 1529 01:32:31,646 --> 01:32:33,879 Dude, you're the best. 1530 01:32:33,881 --> 01:32:34,914 We the best. 1531 01:32:35,917 --> 01:32:38,884 And since we both are the best, 1532 01:32:38,886 --> 01:32:41,053 we should line up two shots of the best 1533 01:32:41,055 --> 01:32:42,321 and it's right over there 1534 01:32:43,190 --> 01:32:45,658 Hey Jay, you alright? 1535 01:32:45,660 --> 01:32:47,993 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good. 1536 01:32:47,995 --> 01:32:50,462 You got to walk that off brother. 1537 01:32:50,464 --> 01:32:52,264 Now, let me line up these shots. 1538 01:32:52,266 --> 01:32:55,134 Hey, hey why don't we just call it? 1539 01:32:56,537 --> 01:32:58,003 Great idea, I'll call the stripper. 1540 01:32:58,005 --> 01:33:00,940 No, no, no, let's go to bed man. 1541 01:33:00,942 --> 01:33:01,774 Go to bed? 1542 01:33:01,776 --> 01:33:03,842 Hmm mmh, you alright? 1543 01:33:06,547 --> 01:33:08,747 I just need to go to the bathroom real quick. 1544 01:33:08,749 --> 01:33:10,916 I'm gonna puke and we can ride this shit back up. 1545 01:33:10,918 --> 01:33:11,817 We're gonna be good. 1546 01:33:11,819 --> 01:33:13,118 You know what buddy? 1547 01:33:13,120 --> 01:33:14,587 We're gonna have so many other nights to do that. 1548 01:33:14,589 --> 01:33:16,622 I think right now we should just go to bed. 1549 01:33:18,559 --> 01:33:20,593 Can I at least take some turkey with me to bed? 1550 01:33:21,462 --> 01:33:22,828 Absolutely, absolutely you can 1551 01:33:24,632 --> 01:33:26,265 Some good stuff right here. 1552 01:33:26,267 --> 01:33:27,266 That's some good stuff, I'm gonna bring it to you though. 1553 01:33:27,268 --> 01:33:29,201 Huh? I'm gonna bring it to you. 1554 01:33:29,203 --> 01:33:30,369 Dark meat only. 1555 01:33:30,371 --> 01:33:32,171 Absolutely, I know it's your favorite. 1556 01:33:32,173 --> 01:33:34,473 Don't judge me, it's not because I'm Black. 1557 01:33:35,443 --> 01:33:36,475 It's not that reason. 1558 01:33:36,477 --> 01:33:37,443 I never said that. 1559 01:33:37,445 --> 01:33:39,445 I just like it, I like it. 1560 01:33:51,158 --> 01:33:53,158 Yo, hell yeah. 1561 01:33:55,162 --> 01:33:56,328 Give me some of that. 1562 01:34:00,835 --> 01:34:03,502 Dude, I made such a great turkey tonight. 1563 01:34:04,305 --> 01:34:05,704 Michelle would have been shook 1564 01:34:05,706 --> 01:34:07,206 if she would've tried some of it. 1565 01:34:07,208 --> 01:34:09,074 She would've pulled out the whips and chains for me 1566 01:34:09,076 --> 01:34:11,143 and I would've let her keep going. 1567 01:34:11,145 --> 01:34:12,678 Yeah man, you did a good job. 1568 01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:14,313 I did a great job. 1569 01:34:16,017 --> 01:34:18,550 Great, so you're good? 1570 01:34:18,552 --> 01:34:20,252 You don't need anything else? 1571 01:34:20,254 --> 01:34:21,520 Yeah, I'm good man. 1572 01:34:25,426 --> 01:34:27,493 You're going to bed? 1573 01:34:27,495 --> 01:34:30,696 No, I gotta stay up for a little bit. 1574 01:34:30,698 --> 01:34:32,364 You know I had that three hour nap 1575 01:34:32,366 --> 01:34:34,767 and well someone's got to watch Selena. 1576 01:34:35,603 --> 01:34:39,371 Oh dude, we're the worst babysitters ever. 1577 01:34:39,373 --> 01:34:40,739 Yeah, speak for yourself. 1578 01:34:42,877 --> 01:34:43,776 Come on let's go. 1579 01:34:43,778 --> 01:34:45,544 No, no, don't worry about it. 1580 01:34:45,546 --> 01:34:46,512 I got it. 1581 01:34:46,514 --> 01:34:47,613 Yeah? 1582 01:34:47,615 --> 01:34:49,014 I'll see you in the morning. 1583 01:34:52,319 --> 01:34:53,886 Oh shit my bad man, hold up. 1584 01:34:54,689 --> 01:34:56,588 I got something for you in the closet. 1585 01:34:56,590 --> 01:34:58,057 - Yeah? - Yeah, a present. 1586 01:34:58,893 --> 01:35:00,392 - Really? - Yeah. 1587 01:35:00,394 --> 01:35:01,894 Oh thanks man, you didn't have to do that. 1588 01:35:01,896 --> 01:35:04,096 Yeah man, just consider it a present 1589 01:35:04,098 --> 01:35:06,131 for the six birthdays I missed. 1590 01:35:08,202 --> 01:35:09,250 Okay. 1591 01:35:09,252 --> 01:35:10,301 It's on the floor to the right. 1592 01:35:16,210 --> 01:35:18,043 Can I open it now or? 1593 01:35:18,045 --> 01:35:20,279 Yeah, this ain't Christmas Eve open that shit. 1594 01:35:33,761 --> 01:35:37,329 Jay, this must've cost you a fortune man. 1595 01:35:38,165 --> 01:35:38,997 I can't accept this. 1596 01:35:38,999 --> 01:35:40,232 Yeah, you can man. 1597 01:35:40,234 --> 01:35:41,100 You deserve it. 1598 01:35:43,070 --> 01:35:44,436 And it's brand new. 1599 01:35:44,438 --> 01:35:46,472 Don't worry, I ain't steal it or nothing like that. 1600 01:35:46,474 --> 01:35:47,506 I just had to unwrap it 1601 01:35:47,508 --> 01:35:49,775 so I could put all the photo editing 1602 01:35:49,777 --> 01:35:51,577 and software shit on there. 1603 01:35:51,579 --> 01:35:52,811 Oh this is awesome man. 1604 01:35:52,813 --> 01:35:54,580 Thank you so much. 1605 01:35:54,582 --> 01:35:58,751 Enjoy it dude, but you gotta promise me one thing? 1606 01:35:58,753 --> 01:35:59,618 Yeah what? 1607 01:36:01,956 --> 01:36:03,856 When we were in college, I remember you saying 1608 01:36:03,858 --> 01:36:06,992 that you wanted to open your own design company. 1609 01:36:06,994 --> 01:36:09,094 Now, I don't know what your dream is now 1610 01:36:09,096 --> 01:36:11,663 but whatever your dream is, 1611 01:36:12,466 --> 01:36:15,000 don't stop until you get it man. 1612 01:36:16,637 --> 01:36:18,504 You're stronger than me Tyler. 1613 01:36:18,506 --> 01:36:20,506 You are the a baddest White boy I know. 1614 01:36:21,642 --> 01:36:23,675 So if I can do it, you can too. 1615 01:36:25,646 --> 01:36:30,215 I promise man. 1616 01:36:30,217 --> 01:36:32,684 Now take your ass down there and watch Selena. 1617 01:36:33,654 --> 01:36:35,187 - I'm going to sleep. - I will. 1618 01:36:36,657 --> 01:36:37,956 Hey, come here. 1619 01:36:41,996 --> 01:36:44,296 - Thanks man. - Yeah man, of course. 1620 01:36:47,067 --> 01:36:49,835 - Good night Justin. - Good night man. 1621 01:36:49,837 --> 01:36:51,970 Oh, I'm glad you're back. 1622 01:36:56,477 --> 01:36:57,376 Me too. 1623 01:39:15,743 --> 01:39:20,743 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 116147

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