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Come in.
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Hey, the movie's about to star...
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Whoa! It's, like,
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a thousand degrees in here.
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It feels like when me and
my friends hotboxed a sauna.
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You young people make
drugs so complicated.
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Just light up a blunt,
sit back, enjoy the ride.
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Norma, is that a space heater?
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You're not supposed to have that.
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I'm also not supposed
to freeze to death.
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I bought it at a thrift
store for four bucks.
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It only shocks you when you plug it in.
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Why don't you just
turn up the thermostat?
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Management disabled them.
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Apparently we're not able
to take care of ourselves.
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I wish they would start
treating us like adults.
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Have a little faith.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, you're all set.
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Robot Drew. Powering up.
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I can pinch this tube
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and it's domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
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It's all right, I'm just joshing.
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Oh, you mean you're not really a robot?
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Hey, what you doing tonight?
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Well, I was planning on reading
over the terms and conditions
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after the new iPhone update,
but I could be swayed.
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I've been invited to this
cigar lounge opening.
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And they gave me a plus-one.
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- Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.
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Drew Dunbar, plus-one.
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It does have a nice ring to it.
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Keep it on the D.L. I don't
want to hurt anybody's feelings.
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Information encrypted.
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And keep Robot Drew's ass at home.
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I promise, with my brains
and your brawn,
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we could totally win The Amazing Race.
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Jerry, I love you,
but I would strangle you
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before we were out of the first country.
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What's going on?
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What? Me? Nothing. Nothing, nothing
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at all, everything here is
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totally normal, just hanging out.
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Dunbar, are you hiding something?
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Because I will get it out of you.
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Hey, Sam, you met Robot Drew? Power up.
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I'm gonna ask you a few
questions and I will know
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if you're lying. Question one...
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Eli invited me to a
cigar lounge tonight.
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Dinner's at 6:00.
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Gina says you guys eat late around here.
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Norma. Hello.
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Why?
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She accidentally set her room on fire.
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But don't worry. No one was hurt
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and most of the residents
thought it was s'mores night.
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I see.
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A word please?
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What do you want from me?
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Her daughter is useless
and she had nowhere to go.
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So you brought home an arsonist,
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and put her in front of an open flame?
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I couldn't drop her
off at the fire station.
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They're pretty mad at her right now.
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Well, she can't stay here.
There's no room.
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You know where else they
didn't have room, Drew?
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All the inns in Bethlehem.
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Okay, fine.
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But this is it.
You've brought home cats, dogs
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and now a senior citizen... No more!
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I'll get it!
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It's probably my Amazon package.
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You're getting deliveries here?
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Terrific.
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Oh, well.
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It's not what I ordered,
but I'll keep it.
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Hey, guys.
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Uh, Norma, this is my friend Eli.
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We are in dialysis together.
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Oh, you need a new kidney, too?
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- Yeah.
- Geez. The life expectancy
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around here is worse than the home.
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Hey, are you guys going out?
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Yes, VIP cigar lounge opening.
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Just two cool guys out on the town.
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Lock up your wives, am I right?
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Oh, no. I don't really
mean "lock them up."
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That's just me doing a
character from another time.
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How come you're not dressed?
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I am.
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Not.
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Be right back.
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Hey, I got to say... you clean up nice.
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Oh, this is nothing.
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No, no, come on. Do a little spin.
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Hey, hey.
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Yes, okay.
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Eli Russell, I see you.
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All right. Oh, wait, hold on.
Your collar's popped.
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Wouldn't want your fans to think you're
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setting a fashion trend or something.
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Actually, it's that way on purpose.
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If I look too good,
I'm not approachable.
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Okay.
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Popped it is.
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Okay, all set.
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Is the chain too much?
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It's too much, okay.
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Um, would you put this
back in Maddie's jewelry box?
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Wow, couple of VIPs.
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You know, I always considered
myself a man of the people,
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but it turns out I don't
really like the people.
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Just so you know, everything here?
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On the house.
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- Wow. Seriously?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Whoa! A guy could really caramelize
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a cr�me br�l�e with this thing.
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Smooth.
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I know this is bad for me,
but how do I look?
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You look dope, man.
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Here, let's get a pic for my gram.
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Aw, that's sweet of you.
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You're a good grandson.
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My Instagram.
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Right, yes, duh.
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The gram.
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But you should still sent
one to your grandmother.
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Smile.
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Not that big.
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Just a normal smile.
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Relax your mouth.
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Okay, maybe this one's just
for my personal account.
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I love this song.
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Oh, you know Chet Baker?
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The "Prince of Cool"? Yes, I know him.
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Oh, nice. I grew up listening
to my dad's jazz collection.
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Oh, I grew up listening to my
dad scream four-letter words.
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But I played jazz to drown him out.
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Well, look what the cat dragged in.
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Oh, hey, Nina. Good to see you.
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Who's your friend?
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Oh, this is my boy, Drew.
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Very important psychologist.
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And recently divorced.
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Welcome back to the fun side.
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- I like your jacket.
- Oh, thank you. Um, question.
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Would you have liked it better
if it had a chain over it?
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You're funny.
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- Bye, Eli.
- Bye, Nina.
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Wait, so you two...?
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Ah, nah, we just hook up sometimes.
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Okay, Eli. Oh.
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The girl I hooked up with, I married.
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Man, I cannot believe this is your life.
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Mm, it's all right.
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Sometimes I feel like dating is just
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a revolving door of superficial women.
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Oh, yeah, and I bet having
all that money sucks, too.
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Come on, man...
you've got a great kid, cozy house,
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you spent years with a
woman that you loved.
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That's what I want.
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Okay, so what's stopping you?
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I don't know if women are into
me or the fame and the riches.
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Well, I hope you don't think
that's all you have to offer.
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I don't know.
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Maybe.
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Eli, you're a great guy.
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The right woman's gonna see that.
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Thanks, man.
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From one Prince of Cool to the other.
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This is nice.
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I haven't cooked in a real
kitchen for such a long time.
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The only spices they give
us at Valley Hills are salt.
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Well, this kitchen is all yours.
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And don't worry,
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Drew has plenty of fire insurance.
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Thank you.
Where do you keep your cinnamon?
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Oh, um, it's in the cabinet.
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- I'll get it.
- Oh, wait.
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I can get it, stop it!
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Okay, just trying to help.
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I'm sorry.
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Just a little sensitive about people
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treating me like I'm helpless.
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People like my daughter.
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Amy.
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She pushed me into Valley Hills.
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She thinks I'm old
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and feeble like those other geezers.
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Okay, that-that's a peach, not Amy.
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What's wonderful though is...
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if you hadn't been there, then...
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we never would've met.
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You're the best thing to come out of it.
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That and you reprogrammed
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my Life Alert to call the deli.
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Good evening, lovely ladies.
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Your VIPs have returned.
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Hmm.
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Drew Dunbar, do I detect a swagger?
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Oh, you should have seen him.
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This guy's got game.
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He even learned a new move. Show her.
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Sup?
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Whoa!
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Give a lady some warning.
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It was great... Three different women
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asked me if I was somebody.
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I'm not, but still.
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Hey, what's going down in here?
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Oh, Norma's making her very
famous peach cobbler.
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I've been making this recipe
for 50 years.
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Oh, I would check your math,
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because you don't look a day over 40.
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Oh, I like this one.
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Oh, and they gave us
some free wine and cigars.
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So shall we adjourn to the backyard
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and continue the party?
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Well, that sounds good.
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I haven't had a cigar
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since I was pregnant with my daughter.
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It was a different time.
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Ten years ago wasn't a different time.
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Hey, less is more, big guy.
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I'm telling you,
women were all over this guy.
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And it wasn't just the Super Bowl ring,
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because he let me wear it, and nothing.
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It's not hard at these events.
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Women love the fame thing.
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Otherwise I'd have to rely
on my charm and good looks.
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Well, you're not falling
back on your modesty.
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What's your opener?
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Uh, "I'm famous"?
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That's not the opener.
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That's the closer.
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Well, in my face.
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I guess.
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Ah, don't listen to her,
you've got the whole package.
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Charm, brains...
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and that shayna punim. Oh!
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Thanks.
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Wasn't always like this.
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Back in high school before
I started playing football,
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I used to get teased
for being the fat kid.
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- No way. Really?
- Yeah.
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Ate a lot of chips so they
used to call me Eli Ruffles.
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You out of shape?
I never would've guessed that.
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I used to get teased
for being the skinny kid.
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And the nerdy kid.
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And the kid who almost died
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from being trapped under his own tuba.
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That I would have guessed.
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Anyway, it's getting late.
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I'm off to bed.
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And who knows?
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Maybe I might post
a few pics on my gram.
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That's Instagram, not grandma.
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I can't believe some
idiots make that mistake.
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Ah...
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Norma, I think the cobbler's done.
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Oh, crap.
263
00:10:38,053 --> 00:10:41,017
Well, I am dying
264
00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:44,021
to hear some of these famous
Eli Russell pickup lines.
265
00:10:44,046 --> 00:10:45,264
Wait, wait, wait, let me guess.
266
00:10:45,288 --> 00:10:46,482
"Hey, baby,
267
00:10:46,507 --> 00:10:48,013
"are you a parking ticket?
268
00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:51,177
'Cause you've got 'fine'
written all over you."
269
00:10:51,202 --> 00:10:54,935
Come on, the only line I need is,
"Hi, I'm Eli Russell."
270
00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,136
Oh. And...?
271
00:10:57,161 --> 00:10:59,130
And what? I won a Super Bowl.
272
00:10:59,155 --> 00:11:01,818
Oof. No, no, no, no.
That would not work on me.
273
00:11:01,843 --> 00:11:03,076
Oh, yeah?
274
00:11:03,101 --> 00:11:04,482
What's your best line, hotshot?
275
00:11:04,507 --> 00:11:06,505
Oh, I don't need any lines.
276
00:11:06,530 --> 00:11:08,560
- I've got a move.
- Oh, okay.
277
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,412
What is it, tossing your hair back?
278
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,537
Licking your lips?
279
00:11:11,562 --> 00:11:14,326
Accidentally backing into
me on the dance floor?
280
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,118
You're so funny.
281
00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,498
- You think so?
- And that's the move.
282
00:11:19,523 --> 00:11:20,523
Oh...
283
00:11:20,548 --> 00:11:22,788
Okay, you got me.
284
00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:25,601
Course anything you do is
pretty damn hard to resist.
285
00:11:28,298 --> 00:11:30,858
Oh, you got a little
cigar ash on your cheek.
286
00:11:32,369 --> 00:11:34,022
Is this a move?
287
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:37,499
I don't know. Is it?
288
00:11:47,405 --> 00:11:51,663
Sorry I'm late.
Things got a little wild last night.
289
00:11:51,688 --> 00:11:54,319
Ugh. If these loafers could talk.
290
00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:57,607
They would say, "Put us on
someone more interesting."
291
00:11:58,204 --> 00:11:59,816
So you guys had fun?
292
00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:01,435
You could say that.
293
00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:03,506
Smoked a few 'gars
with my main man here,
294
00:12:03,531 --> 00:12:05,794
and got a lady's phone number.
295
00:12:05,819 --> 00:12:07,580
I was supposed to pass
that along to you, Eli,
296
00:12:07,604 --> 00:12:09,693
but I'm calling her anyway.
297
00:12:09,718 --> 00:12:11,763
How many times did you
pretend you didn't know him?
298
00:12:11,788 --> 00:12:14,888
Drew? Not at all. Robot Drew, twice.
299
00:12:15,673 --> 00:12:17,154
But we had a good time.
300
00:12:17,179 --> 00:12:19,272
Speaking of good time...
301
00:12:19,297 --> 00:12:20,837
He's back.
302
00:12:20,862 --> 00:12:23,840
Esperanza Spalding is playing
at The Blue Note Saturday,
303
00:12:23,865 --> 00:12:27,130
if you want to join
me for a little J-A-Z-Z.
304
00:12:27,155 --> 00:12:28,951
Oh, I actually got a thing on Saturday.
305
00:12:28,976 --> 00:12:30,585
I thought Gina would've told you.
306
00:12:30,610 --> 00:12:32,805
- Gina? Why?
- My plans are with her.
307
00:12:32,848 --> 00:12:34,676
My Gina? Like, a date?
308
00:12:34,701 --> 00:12:37,156
Oh, boy. Dialysis drama.
309
00:12:37,181 --> 00:12:39,007
No, no, no drama. I'm...
310
00:12:39,032 --> 00:12:41,557
- I'm glad you guys hit it off.
- We really did.
311
00:12:41,582 --> 00:12:44,237
- And I don't kiss and tell...
- Well, then, don't.
312
00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:46,327
It's a dialysis center,
not a locker room.
313
00:12:46,352 --> 00:12:48,865
You don't hear Jerry bragging
about his erotic escapades.
314
00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:52,265
Course not. Like a gentleman,
I save it for my podcast.
315
00:12:52,290 --> 00:12:54,118
Wow. You learn something new
316
00:12:54,143 --> 00:12:55,971
you don't want to know every day.
317
00:12:56,799 --> 00:12:58,179
Tough break, Drew.
318
00:12:58,204 --> 00:12:59,710
Oh, guys, look,
319
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,279
Gina and I are not a thing.
320
00:13:01,304 --> 00:13:02,617
No, I mean,
321
00:13:02,642 --> 00:13:05,265
boy gets donor,
donor falls in love with other patient,
322
00:13:05,290 --> 00:13:07,971
other patient gets kidney,
boy gets screwed.
323
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:10,171
Oldest story in the dialysis room.
324
00:13:10,196 --> 00:13:11,898
Come on, I couldn't do that to you.
325
00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:14,434
I could. Is Gina sexually curious?
326
00:13:17,236 --> 00:13:19,200
Hey. How was dialysis?
327
00:13:19,225 --> 00:13:20,403
Fine.
328
00:13:20,428 --> 00:13:22,598
I have come to understand that you
329
00:13:22,623 --> 00:13:24,348
are going on a date with Eli.
330
00:13:24,373 --> 00:13:26,043
Oh, yeah, he's cooking me dinner.
331
00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:29,436
Oh, I like Eli. Get it, girl.
332
00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:31,552
Yes. "Get it."
333
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:36,561
I'm just surprised you didn't tell me.
334
00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:38,170
Uh, I'm supposed to tell you
335
00:13:38,195 --> 00:13:40,100
every time that I go out with someone?
336
00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:42,545
No, just when you're going
out with one of my friends.
337
00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:45,303
I've seen your Instagram.
It's not gonna be a big problem.
338
00:13:45,328 --> 00:13:47,248
Don't you have a house to burn down?
339
00:13:49,056 --> 00:13:50,796
Eli and I are connected.
340
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,413
We like the same music,
341
00:13:52,438 --> 00:13:53,874
we're gonna work out together.
342
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,748
He calls me his boy.
No one's ever called me that.
343
00:13:55,772 --> 00:13:56,947
Not even my dad.
344
00:13:56,972 --> 00:13:58,298
What does that have to do with me?
345
00:13:58,978 --> 00:14:00,850
I don't have many friends.
346
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,069
I never have.
347
00:14:02,094 --> 00:14:03,724
You know that. You
saw me in high school.
348
00:14:03,749 --> 00:14:05,163
- You see me now.
- Drew,
349
00:14:05,188 --> 00:14:07,247
I am not trying to steal your friends.
350
00:14:07,272 --> 00:14:09,170
If you guys go out and things go well,
351
00:14:09,195 --> 00:14:10,264
I'm a third wheel.
352
00:14:10,289 --> 00:14:12,170
And if they don't,
I have to choose a side.
353
00:14:12,195 --> 00:14:14,139
It's just a date.
We're not picking out names
354
00:14:14,164 --> 00:14:15,165
for our kids or anything.
355
00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:16,603
There are millions of guys out there.
356
00:14:16,627 --> 00:14:19,139
You could date any one of them.
This guy's mine.
357
00:14:19,877 --> 00:14:21,618
And I don't care how that sounds.
358
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,084
Eli and Drew forever.
359
00:14:24,536 --> 00:14:26,358
We're boys!
360
00:14:27,114 --> 00:14:30,233
Oh, my God. What is his problem?
361
00:14:30,258 --> 00:14:33,045
Well, isn't it obvious? He's jealous.
362
00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,780
What? Ugh, no way.
363
00:14:34,813 --> 00:14:35,959
Drew and I are just friends.
364
00:14:35,984 --> 00:14:40,131
Oh, please. You're beautiful,
you're smart, you're funny,
365
00:14:40,156 --> 00:14:42,288
and you're saving his life.
366
00:14:42,313 --> 00:14:45,038
The poor schlemiel never had a chance.
367
00:14:46,906 --> 00:14:49,131
- Hello.
- Hey.
368
00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:52,459
Oh, my God.
369
00:14:52,599 --> 00:14:55,163
I love your place.
370
00:14:55,188 --> 00:14:59,194
It's like if Martha Stewart
went to Foot Locker.
371
00:14:59,219 --> 00:15:00,280
Thanks.
372
00:15:00,305 --> 00:15:01,623
Here. I got you these.
373
00:15:01,648 --> 00:15:03,905
- Aw.
- And these.
374
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,242
Oh.
375
00:15:05,267 --> 00:15:07,829
- And these.
- Please stop.
376
00:15:07,854 --> 00:15:09,078
I didn't know which ones you'd like.
377
00:15:09,102 --> 00:15:11,178
Red roses: classic or clich�?
378
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:13,006
Daisies: cute or too young?
379
00:15:13,031 --> 00:15:15,655
Lilies: too smelly
or just smelly enough?
380
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:19,670
Do you buy three bouquets
for every girl you date?
381
00:15:19,695 --> 00:15:22,045
Normally I buy them an Uber home, but...
382
00:15:23,107 --> 00:15:24,500
you're not every girl.
383
00:15:24,652 --> 00:15:27,116
Well, you're not every guy I date.
384
00:15:27,456 --> 00:15:30,498
Unless this is your mom's house
and you live in the basement.
385
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,311
No.
386
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:34,760
That was really,
387
00:15:34,785 --> 00:15:37,875
really, really sweet.
388
00:15:41,539 --> 00:15:42,714
Wow.
389
00:15:42,739 --> 00:15:45,295
I never thought I'd be grateful
for having renal failure.
390
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,452
What do you mean?
391
00:15:46,477 --> 00:15:48,952
Well, that's how I met Drew
and that's how I met you.
392
00:15:54,591 --> 00:15:56,418
Oh, I'm so sorry.
393
00:15:56,443 --> 00:15:59,038
Uh, um, are we sure this is a good idea?
394
00:15:59,063 --> 00:16:00,882
Uh, I was until about two seconds ago.
395
00:16:00,907 --> 00:16:03,096
Well, it's just that,
Drew and I are close,
396
00:16:03,121 --> 00:16:04,301
and I'm giving him my kidney.
397
00:16:04,326 --> 00:16:05,521
And you two are friends, and it just,
398
00:16:05,545 --> 00:16:07,432
it just... it just feels tangled.
399
00:16:07,457 --> 00:16:09,167
- Tangled?
- Well, Drew thinks
400
00:16:09,192 --> 00:16:12,327
that you are the coolest,
and I don't want to mess with that.
401
00:16:12,352 --> 00:16:13,906
It won't. We won't.
402
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,280
Yeah, but...
403
00:16:15,305 --> 00:16:16,867
You know Drew.
404
00:16:17,052 --> 00:16:18,937
- He's...
- Yeah.
405
00:16:18,962 --> 00:16:21,748
It was kind of awkward when
I told him we were going out.
406
00:16:22,604 --> 00:16:27,046
So, maybe it's better if
we stop before we start?
407
00:16:27,071 --> 00:16:28,937
Yeah, I can see that.
408
00:16:28,962 --> 00:16:32,226
I don't want to hurt
Drew. That's my boy.
409
00:16:32,594 --> 00:16:34,509
So I've heard.
410
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:39,820
Ugh. So I guess I should just get going.
411
00:16:41,173 --> 00:16:44,874
Um, thank you for having me over.
412
00:16:46,421 --> 00:16:47,890
We're just friends?
413
00:16:47,915 --> 00:16:49,195
With no benefits.
414
00:16:50,811 --> 00:16:52,044
Oh...
415
00:16:55,612 --> 00:16:57,319
Oh, my God.
416
00:16:59,189 --> 00:17:00,991
Goodbye, Eli.
417
00:17:01,224 --> 00:17:03,655
Goodbye, Eli's pecs.
418
00:17:05,728 --> 00:17:07,389
See you later.
419
00:17:20,351 --> 00:17:21,526
Oh.
420
00:17:21,553 --> 00:17:23,866
Hello. What's going on?
421
00:17:23,891 --> 00:17:27,475
This nice officer just
brought me home, son.
422
00:17:28,362 --> 00:17:31,834
And what exactly is the problem, Mother?
423
00:17:31,859 --> 00:17:34,881
She was driving your car and
blew through a stop sign.
424
00:17:34,906 --> 00:17:36,326
My car?
425
00:17:36,351 --> 00:17:37,694
You took my car?
426
00:17:37,719 --> 00:17:40,436
She had no license and
seemed very confused,
427
00:17:40,461 --> 00:17:41,678
so I brought her home.
428
00:17:41,945 --> 00:17:43,865
Thank you for that, Officer.
429
00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:45,239
I can take it from here.
430
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,873
Come on in, Mom.
431
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:49,031
I will mash up your
pills in your pudding,
432
00:17:49,056 --> 00:17:50,576
just like how you like it.
433
00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,240
Good acting.
434
00:17:54,265 --> 00:17:56,123
Richard Gere, watch out.
435
00:17:56,148 --> 00:17:57,497
You took my car?
436
00:17:57,779 --> 00:17:59,154
I know, I should have asked.
437
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,928
But you were out of basil and
the keys were just sitting here.
438
00:18:01,953 --> 00:18:03,334
You don't have a license, Norma.
439
00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:07,459
I know, but I love the feeling
440
00:18:07,484 --> 00:18:09,678
of being independent again.
441
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,393
I can cook here,
442
00:18:11,418 --> 00:18:14,464
I can come and go without
signing a stupid log.
443
00:18:14,842 --> 00:18:16,686
Feels so wonderful to remember
444
00:18:16,711 --> 00:18:19,779
what my life was like
before Valley Hills.
445
00:18:20,187 --> 00:18:21,345
Well,
446
00:18:21,712 --> 00:18:23,873
I'm sure that was quite the adjustment.
447
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:27,464
This isn't exactly how I
thought I'd end up, you know.
448
00:18:27,572 --> 00:18:29,008
My plan for my golden years
449
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:32,228
was to watch the sunset
from an Italian villa.
450
00:18:32,253 --> 00:18:34,181
So, what happened?
451
00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:37,876
My nest egg went poof
in the housing crash,
452
00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:40,298
my husband died way too soon
453
00:18:40,323 --> 00:18:43,108
and my daughter thought
that I couldn't live alone,
454
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:46,876
so... here I am.
455
00:18:48,389 --> 00:18:50,957
Yeah. That's, uh, that's really tough.
456
00:18:50,982 --> 00:18:52,418
I'm sorry.
457
00:18:52,785 --> 00:18:56,595
Hmm. If I'm being honest,
it's probably for the best.
458
00:18:56,855 --> 00:18:58,944
I didn't see that stop sign.
459
00:18:59,325 --> 00:19:01,556
Well, that's not necessarily age.
460
00:19:01,581 --> 00:19:02,939
We all miss stuff.
461
00:19:02,964 --> 00:19:05,489
There's a 50/50 chance I
have two different shoes on.
462
00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:08,103
Nope. All good.
463
00:19:09,969 --> 00:19:12,188
It's not just tonight.
464
00:19:12,288 --> 00:19:13,697
It's everything.
465
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,361
I don't hear so well anymore.
466
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:19,964
I try to think of words
and they're not there.
467
00:19:20,932 --> 00:19:24,080
I feel like I'm losing myself...
468
00:19:25,238 --> 00:19:26,805
a little at a time.
469
00:19:29,737 --> 00:19:32,000
Well, I don't know about that, Mom.
470
00:19:32,943 --> 00:19:34,858
You still seem pretty sharp to me.
471
00:19:35,987 --> 00:19:37,814
Thank you, Derek.
472
00:19:37,839 --> 00:19:41,299
- Uh, it's...
- I know it's Drew. I'm not gone yet.
473
00:19:44,511 --> 00:19:46,174
I'll tell you what.
474
00:19:47,022 --> 00:19:49,745
If you ever need a kitchen
475
00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:51,487
or just need to get away,
476
00:19:51,512 --> 00:19:53,035
you're always welcome here.
477
00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:56,315
You can consider this your
own personal Italian villa.
478
00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:58,560
Oh, thank you.
479
00:19:59,159 --> 00:20:00,900
You're a good man.
480
00:20:02,104 --> 00:20:05,237
And with enough Chianti,
I think I can make it work.
481
00:20:13,784 --> 00:20:16,620
Mm. So glad you forgot your keys.
482
00:20:16,645 --> 00:20:18,315
Me, too.
483
00:20:18,713 --> 00:20:21,674
We don't have to tell Drew
about this right away, right?
484
00:20:21,699 --> 00:20:24,180
Absolutely not.
I watched enough Real Housewives
485
00:20:24,205 --> 00:20:26,338
to know that you always lie to a friend.
486
00:20:26,363 --> 00:20:28,800
Especially since I already texted him
487
00:20:28,825 --> 00:20:30,392
and said we broke it off.
488
00:20:30,807 --> 00:20:32,385
Maybe we tell him after the surgery,
489
00:20:32,410 --> 00:20:33,823
when it's less complicated.
490
00:20:33,848 --> 00:20:36,157
- Okay. Good idea.
- Yeah.
491
00:20:39,577 --> 00:20:43,102
By the way, it's daisies.
492
00:20:43,127 --> 00:20:44,427
What?
493
00:20:44,628 --> 00:20:46,198
They're my favorite.
494
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,140
Good to know.
495
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,518
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