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PROFESOARA DANSEAZ� CU TOAT� CLAS�
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Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci
BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com
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Pe c�t punem pariu ?
�n cinci zile, eu o...
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- I-o pui !
- Da, i-o pun !
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- De ce, n-o s�-�i fie bine ?!
- Mie ?
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O s� se dezumfle ca un balon...
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�l cuno�ti bine ?
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Cine, eu ? Nu ! Carla mi-a spus
c� uneori pare un poponar.
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O s-o avem de dou� ori pe s�pt�m�n�
numai pentru noi, dac�
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reu�im s�-l elimin�m
pe profesorul de gimnastic�.
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Bravo, Mauro ! E o idee nemaipomenit�,
e nevoie de o bomb�.
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F�r� bombe ! Dup� ora de italian�,
ne �nt�lnim �n sala de sport.
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O s� preg�tim ceva special.
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�n orice poezie antic� sau modern�
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la fiecare 500, 1000, 700.000
de versuri...
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e unul �ntotdeauna mai... cacofonic.
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Scuza�i expresia !
Dar �ti�i cu to�ii...
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Etimologic vorbind, cuv�ntul "cacofonic"
vine din greac�.
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Caco=ur�t,
fonic=sunet.
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Dac�, fonic=sunet �i caco=ur�t...
r�spunsul e un cuv�nt mai ur�t...
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Clar ?
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Scuza�i, profesore !
Facem spaniol� sau francez� ?
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Spaniol� e m�-ta !
Ce mai avem spaniol acum ?!
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De unde s� �tiu ?
A�i spus 'clar' !
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Am spus 'clar' �n sensul de 'limpede'.
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Clar �i f�r� �ntreruperi...
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�i nu m� mai freca�i... la texte !
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Scuze, profesore !
C�teodat� pronun�ia dvs...
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De ce ? Probabil c� eu
par egiptean, nu-i a�a ?
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S� clarific�m �i cu asta !
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Eu am o pronun�ie perfect�.
Iar pentru cultura voastr� general�...
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Sunt academician la Cluscola !
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Sunt laureat �n litere �n Lecce !
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�n litere sau �n drept ?
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�n Lecce, un ora� l�ng� Taranto.
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Eu sunt unic.
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�n Italia, unde bandi�ii dau concurs...
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F�r� rela�ii �i f�r� recomand�ri, am
c�tigat concursul pentru catedra asta.
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- C��i concuren�i a�i fost ?
- Unu, eu singur !
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Acum s� vorbim de poezie �i de rime !
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Cel mai important �n poezie e
dic�ia clar� italian�.
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Pentru exemplificare,
s� vorbim de un poet contemporan.
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Copacul ce-l �ineai �n parcul c�milei...
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Iar acum s� vorbim de rime �mpreunate.
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Nu rima m� intereseaz�
c�t metrica...
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V� dau un exemplu.
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"Ce �tii de un c�mp de gr�u...", "u"...
" Ce �tii de o iubire cu propilenu", "u"...
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"... ce �tii de calea ferat�...
ce �tii "... ?
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Stop !
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De c�te ori trebuie s� spun c�
se bate la u�� �nainte s� intri ?
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Nemernicule... ��i scot intestinele
�i �i le pun �n jurul g�tului...
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- Cafea !
- Imediat !
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- Scuza�i, domnilor elevi !
- C�t zah�r ?
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��i spun eu c�nd s� te opre�ti.
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Pentru cine nu �tie, v� spun
c� nu m� simt prea bine...
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Doctorul mi-a recomandat
s� iau micul dejun �n clas�
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pentru c� am avut o mic�
depresie depresiv�...
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- �i v� este permis...
- De-ajuns !
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- Nemernicule ! E amar� !
- Da ?
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Ajunge.
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- Cornul !
- Imediat !
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- Scuza�i !
- V� rug�m !
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Nu mai e... !
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Anacleto...
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- Gol�nie... !
- Care golanc� ?!
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Golanca de m�-ta !
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Unde ai pus-o, sugaci blestemat ?
Cum ai supt crema ?
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- Uite unde era !
- �evu�a...
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Trebuie s� m� r�zbun,
d�-mi m�inile !
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Ce ? Aha, m�inile !
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Stop ! Afar� !
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�n ceea ce prive�te metodele de
predare din �coala noastr�...
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Voiam s� spun c�...
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Nu, nu... Vorbesc eu !
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Nu voiam s� spun nimic...
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Spuneam c� metodele de predare
ale drei Gambetti...
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profesoara de educa�ie fizic�...
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- Imediat ce va intra...
- Cine e ?
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- Bun� diminea�a !
- Bun� diminea�a !
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- Ce spunea�i, domnule ?!
- Cum ?
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- Nu, nu, nu Mezzoponte... !
- Vorbeam...
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- Dar e�ti �n picioare !
- Nu mi-am dat seama !
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Dr�, nu trebuie s� iei �n considerare
o chestiune personal�...
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Am �n�eles. Continua�i s� discuta�i
metodele mele de predare.
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S� nu folose�ti cuv�ntul metod�.
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Mi se face pielea g�in�, simt c� le�in.
A� spune c� faci revolu�ie.
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Profesoar�... profesore...
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Nu, nu, nu...
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De data asta, l�sa�i-m� s�
vorbesc, dle director !
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�n calitate de profesor de italian�,
nu profesor de literatur�...
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�in s� fac o precizare:
fiecare cuv�nt are etimologia sa.
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Iar aici trebuie s� stabilim etimologia
cuvintelor sistem �i revolu�ie !
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Clar ? �n 1844...
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Timpul s-a terminat... !
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Scuza�i ! Sistemul meu e aplicat
�n marile �coli americane.
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�ara cea mai avansat� din lume.
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�ntotdeauna �n avangarda progresului !
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Bravo ! Foarte curajoas� !
Tr�iasc� SUA !
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Nu v�d ce pericole
ascunde metoda mea, bazat�
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pe gimnastica
igienico-ritmic�.
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Da-�i-mi voie !
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�mp�rt�esc ideea !
Tr�iasc� sistemul !
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Tr�iasc� biroul genelor !
Pentru binele statului !
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Ba�i apropouri ?!
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S� tr�iasc� �i dl director !
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Avem ambele au
timp vorbind unul cu altul !
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Prof. Fioretti, f�r� s� d�m nume, se
preface c� nu are fric� �i nici orar...
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- �la e poponar !
- Nici m�car nu l-am auzit.
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Nu trebuie s� auzi ! Trebuie s� auzi b�rba�i
adev�ra�i, f�r� s� dau nume, s� zicem...
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- Ca dvs, profesore ?
- Thank you, dr� !
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- Admir mult metodele tale de predare.
- Mul�umesc !
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Tu ai o metod� care �nnebune�te...
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Eu a� face o pulp� cu metoda asta...
c� e unic� !
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Simpatia ta m� face s� m� simt
foarte confortabil.
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Vorbind pe �leau...
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Sunt cinci, �ase luni de c�nd
te urm�resc s�-�i spun
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c� vreo cinci, �ase lec�ii particulare
ne-ar face bine la am�ndoi.
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Sunt gras !
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- Ar��i bine !
- Crezi ?
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Dar eu vreau s� ar�t mai bine,
s� scap de burt�...
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C�nd facem o lec�ie tete-a-tete
la tine acas� ?
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- Profesore !
- Pleac� ! C�nd ?
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- Nu �tiu !
- C�nd ? Vin c�nd vrei.
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- Bine, o s� vedem...
- Diminea�� sau dup� amiaz� ?
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- Profesore !
- Ce vrei ?
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E urgent !
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Trebuie s� m� duc �n sala de sport,
face�i ce ave�i de f�cut !
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- Ne mai vedem.
- Ciao !
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- Ce metod� !
- Acum se nume�te metoda ?
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Ce sc�rb� ! Nemernicule,
�ntotdeauna strici tot ce e mai frumos !
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Vorbeam de metod�...
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Uite acolo !
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Asta a fost pedeapsa.
Ce e a�a de urgent ?
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Am adus tot.
Chitan�ele de la telefon, gaz...
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Aici am s�pun de barb�.
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Asta e o porc�rie.
Cine a comandat asta ?
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- La TV spune c� e cel mai bun !
- La TV ? S�-l �ncerc�m !
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Acum m� simt mai bine !
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Acum mergi la TV �i spune-le
c� sunt ni�te pro�ti. �i ia �i spuma.
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- Ai ceva cu ei !
- Nu. Am ceva cu tine.
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Cum te-am creat, a�a te distrug,
o s� te transfer �n Sardinia !
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- Ce mi�to ! Am cas� acolo.
- Da ?
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Du-te �n Sardinia ! Pe v�rful muntelui,
la 8.500 metri, congelat !
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- Nu ! De ce ?
- �n�epenit, a�a !
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Sunt sard, �mi place asta !
Scoate �ig�rile !
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Nu am �ig�ri.
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Pentru al�ii, g�se�ti imediat,
pentru mine, niciodat�...
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- Pentru ei e mai u�or...
- Anacleto...
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Tu �tii c� eu devin sado-masochist...
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O s� te rup, o s� te str�ng de g�t...
De c�te ori am spus-o ?
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- De zece ori.
- Eu o s� devin director aici !
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- Da, domnule director !
- Lini�te, blestematule !
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Lini�te ! Vrei s� ajung �n Sardinia ?
Nu am cas� acolo.
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- Ne ajunge a mea !
- Da ? Uite acolo !
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Ce e ?
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De ce �ipi ?
Nu �i-am f�cut nimic.
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M� durea dinainte !
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Blestematul ! �l omor !
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Precum Agatha Cristie,
�l omor de zece ori !
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L-am p�c�lit...
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- Cheam�-l pe Domenico.
- Domenico !
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Vino aici !
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Trebuie s� ne punem de acord !
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A intrat careva dintre voi
�n toaleta profesorilor ?
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- A�i f�cut-o voi ?
- Noi ?
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- Au disp�rut patru s�punuri !
- �i le cau�i aici ?
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- E vina ta.
- De ce pute ?
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Cu timpurile astea...
poate c� le-au furat profesorii !
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Crezi ? Se poate...
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- Haide�i !
- Cine urc� ?
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- Urc eu !
- Cine �tie c�t timp ��i trebuie !
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Urc� tu ! E�ti mai rapid,
el o s� ��i dea s�punul.
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Hai, urc� !
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D�-mi-l !
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Am �n�eles.
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Alo ! Salvarea ?
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Trimite�i o salvare
la �coala "Fratelli Bandiera".
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Nu imediat !
�n zece minute 'exact' !
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A sosit, nebunul !
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Am ajuns.
Cu punctualitatea mea acrobatic� !
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Azi, dup� cum v-am promis,
vom aborda abilit��ile la bar�.
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Cum se abordeaz� bara ?
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Cum se abordeaz� bara ?
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Papagalilor ! For�a ini�ial�
trebuie concentrat� �n bra�.
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Am un bra�...
Asta e pozi�ia plastic� perfect� !
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�i pulpa.
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Cuprinde ca o spiral� bar�...
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ca �i cum ar fi un membru
ideal de escaladat...
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Foart� ini�ial� trebuie s� fie:
bra�, antebra� �i pulp�...
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bra�, antebra� �i pulp�...
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bra�, antebra� �i pulp�...
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O face la m�n�...
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bra�, antebra� �i pulp�...
Clar ?
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Nu am �n�eles cum e
cu pulpa �n spiral�.
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M� tem c� ne vom
zdrobi ou�le de bar�...
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Asta se poate �nt�mpla
numai pro�tilor, nu mie !
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Fac asta de 25 de ani.
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Mi se spune, ou� de o�el !
Un, doi, un, doi...
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Pe r�nd c�te unul �n spatele meu.
S� trecem la demonstra�ia practic�.
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Un, doi, un, doi...
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Dispune�i-v� �n semicerc !
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Iar acum, larve de b�rba�i,
larve de gimna�ti...
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00:14:20,605 --> 00:14:23,293
maimu�a din Galapagos v� va demonstra
cum se abordeaz� bara !
204
00:14:24,081 --> 00:14:27,319
Aten�ie ! S� m� opri�i !
Risc s� intru pe orbit�...
205
00:14:27,488 --> 00:14:29,823
Du-te s�n�tos !
206
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:33,272
Cum f�ceau �nainta�ii no�tri !
Bra�, antebra�, pulp�...
207
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:35,552
Bra�, antebra�, pulp�...
208
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,000
Bra�, antebra�, pulp�...
209
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:44,599
- Bra�, antebra�, pulp�...
- Hai, maimu�a de Galarate... !
210
00:14:47,269 --> 00:14:49,996
�i le-a rupt !
211
00:14:51,717 --> 00:14:54,508
S�rmanul !
A fost o glum� proast� !
212
00:14:54,983 --> 00:14:58,931
A�a o �nve�e s� fac�...
bra�, antebra�, pulp�...
213
00:14:58,933 --> 00:15:01,760
Nu �n�eleg, de ce
ai venit s�-l mai vezi ?
214
00:15:01,842 --> 00:15:04,758
��i spun imediat.
S� fiu sigur c� o lun� nu se poate mi�ca.
215
00:15:04,919 --> 00:15:07,964
�tii c� de data asta ai exagerat !
216
00:15:07,988 --> 00:15:10,994
Am exagerat ?!
�i-a rupt doar un picior.
217
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:25,209
De ce nu-l pute�i suferi ?
Ce v-a f�cut ?
218
00:15:25,238 --> 00:15:29,202
Nimic ! Trebuie s� �in� pasul cu timpul,
a�a cum face profesoara voastr�.
219
00:15:29,447 --> 00:15:32,593
E adev�rat c� la lec�ii
se dezbrac� �i ea ?
220
00:15:32,712 --> 00:15:36,891
Bine�n�eles ! Sistemul s�u se bazeaz�
pe maxim� libertate de mi�care.
221
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,484
S� fiu al naibii !
Trebuie s� fie mi�to !
222
00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:49,402
Vorbim de libertatea de mi�care,
de Claudia, �i vrei cu mine ?
223
00:15:51,728 --> 00:15:54,242
- E�ti geloas� ?
- Ner�bd�torule...
224
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,884
Da, sunt un ner�bd�tor neru�inat...
225
00:16:01,845 --> 00:16:05,604
- Prostule ! Dac� nu te l�sam eu s-o faci...
- Deci, ��i place !
226
00:16:05,661 --> 00:16:08,681
Din lips� de altceva mai bun...
227
00:16:08,794 --> 00:16:11,404
S� lu�m regiunea
la �nt�mplare, Puglia !
228
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,027
Un poet la �nt�mplare,
Zingarelli !
229
00:16:14,032 --> 00:16:16,499
E din Cerigniola, o mare
metropol� l�ng� Canusa...
230
00:16:17,504 --> 00:16:19,997
El a scris aceste versuri sublime...
231
00:16:21,436 --> 00:16:23,871
S� fugim din aceast� lume...
232
00:16:24,464 --> 00:16:26,839
Zbur�m spre �n�l�imi
cu o b�taie de aripi...
233
00:16:27,395 --> 00:16:29,792
L�s�nd pe P�m�nt mon�trii s�i...
234
00:16:29,996 --> 00:16:32,850
E prea frumos !
Nu pot s� continui.
235
00:16:33,483 --> 00:16:36,570
Tu ! Vorbesc cu tine,
unde te ui�i ?
236
00:16:36,597 --> 00:16:38,670
- Cum te nume�ti ? Am uitat.
- Adamo Adami.
237
00:16:38,759 --> 00:16:41,730
Ademo Ademi ? Dar mama ta cum
se nume�te ? Eva Evi ?
238
00:16:43,429 --> 00:16:45,758
E dr�gu� calamburul �sta !
�i-a pl�cut ? Nu �i-a pl�cut !
239
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:50,401
Voiam s� spun...
Vino, hai, vino !
240
00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:57,252
- Cu calm...
- Nu v� face�i griji !
241
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,215
�terge !
242
00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:09,387
�i asta ? E c�p���na
lu' sor�-ta ? Prost�l�ule !
243
00:17:09,535 --> 00:17:12,615
Scrie ! S� fugim din lume...
244
00:17:17,087 --> 00:17:19,495
din lume...
245
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,703
�i tri�ti Mali...
246
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,376
- Ce ai scris ?
- Mere !
247
00:17:34,384 --> 00:17:38,345
Flocii lu' m�-ta ! Mere �n sensul
de mali, nu mere fructe...
248
00:17:38,968 --> 00:17:41,982
D�-mi creta !
249
00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:47,664
- Aha ! Mali !
- �i eu ce vorbesc, japoneza ?
250
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,513
Scrie.
Zbor �n �nalt...
251
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:00,399
Cu o b�taie de aripi...
252
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,367
Nemernic nenorocit !
253
00:18:04,071 --> 00:18:06,687
- Cu o b�taie...
- Stop !
254
00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:10,814
Scriu eu.
255
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:15,108
DE ARIPI !
S� �n�eleag� to�i.
256
00:18:15,457 --> 00:18:18,887
Eu cred c� faci pe prostul.
Ai c�p���na tare !
257
00:18:19,114 --> 00:18:21,200
- E�ti o c�p���n� tare !
- Adic�, un cap de piatr�.
258
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,063
Nu, cum s-ar spune:
un cap de pu�� !
259
00:18:26,229 --> 00:18:28,965
La loc !
260
00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:33,020
Acum s� relu�m metrica,
cu accentul potrivit.
261
00:18:33,285 --> 00:18:36,501
Ca �n muzic�. Restul versurilor
nu le consider�m...
262
00:18:37,057 --> 00:18:38,745
L�s�nd pe p�m�nt... etc, etc...
263
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,360
Preg�ti�i !
264
00:18:42,109 --> 00:18:45,004
Un, doi, trei, patru, cinci...
265
00:18:47,203 --> 00:18:50,642
Recit numai eu ?
Voi a�i r�mas mu�i ?
266
00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:53,706
Cu to�ii !
Un, doi, trei...
267
00:18:54,286 --> 00:18:57,520
S� fugim din ast� lume...
268
00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,223
Zbur�m spre �n�l�imi
cu o b�taie de aripi...
269
00:19:00,832 --> 00:19:04,212
A�i reu�it �i voi.
Acum pune�i accentul.
270
00:19:07,843 --> 00:19:10,297
S� fugim din ast� lume...
271
00:19:10,856 --> 00:19:12,775
Zbur�m spre �n�l�imi
cu o b�taie de aripi...
272
00:19:14,123 --> 00:19:17,074
L�s�nd pe p�m�nt urmele...
273
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:20,196
Mor�ilor vo�tri... !
274
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,177
A�i mai auzit ceva de Martorelli ?
275
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,491
Se aude c� nu e prea bine.
276
00:19:24,499 --> 00:19:26,810
Cine �tie c�t va trebui
s� stea �n spital !?
277
00:19:26,821 --> 00:19:28,991
Eu cred c� au f�cut-o
s� vin� pe profesoara asta.
278
00:19:28,994 --> 00:19:31,843
A fost o glum� cam grosolan�,
nu crezi, Paula ?
279
00:19:31,857 --> 00:19:35,330
- Se pare c� Mauro a organizat totul.
- Prietenul Daniellei ?
280
00:19:35,727 --> 00:19:39,449
Se pare c� s-a �ndr�gostit de
profesoara noastr� de gimnastic�.
281
00:19:40,544 --> 00:19:44,794
V�d c� sunte�i foarte bine informate,
s�-mi spune�i c�nd se va culca cu ea !
282
00:19:46,513 --> 00:19:50,171
C�nd erai tu... totul era bine,
totul mergea f�r� probleme...
283
00:19:50,738 --> 00:19:53,244
Nu aveam griji...
284
00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:56,944
De ce m-ai abandonat ?
285
00:19:56,994 --> 00:19:59,635
De ce m-ai l�sat ?
286
00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:03,133
C�nd erai tu, gustam...
acum nu mai gust nimic...
287
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,890
C�nd moare un cal ca tine...
un juc�tor ca mine ce face... ?
288
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,349
Se sinucide !
Oh, Doamne ! Cine e ?
289
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,879
Scuze !
290
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,943
- Intr� !
- Bun� ziua, dle director !
291
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:20,455
- Am venit.
- Ai f�cut totul ?
292
00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:23,403
- Totul !
- Ce bine !
293
00:20:23,449 --> 00:20:26,091
Voila ! Amenda de luna trecut�...
294
00:20:26,722 --> 00:20:28,550
- Lumina ?
- Pl�tit�.
295
00:20:29,455 --> 00:20:32,011
- Gazul pl�tit... telefonul...
- T�iat !
296
00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:34,713
- Nu. Pl�tit !
- Ce bine...
297
00:20:35,149 --> 00:20:38,228
- �ig�rile...
- Mul�umesc.
298
00:20:38,288 --> 00:20:41,871
Pi�coturi pentru diabetici...
299
00:20:42,397 --> 00:20:45,179
De ce strigi ? Vrei s�
afle to�i c� am diabet ?
300
00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:47,510
- Nu. Deja o �tiu.
- Anacleto...
301
00:20:48,284 --> 00:20:51,619
Mul�umesc ! �ntotdeauna e�ti
un b�iat de clasa �nt�i.
302
00:20:52,565 --> 00:20:55,498
- Tu duci �coala asta �nainte...
- Da, dar dvs sunte�i directorul...
303
00:20:55,531 --> 00:20:58,394
E�ti administratorul,
asta nu �nseamn� nimic pentru tine ?
304
00:20:59,045 --> 00:21:03,616
Din p�cate, Anacleto... nici ieri
cutiu�a special� n-a sosit...
305
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:07,242
Din p�cate, nu mai vine...
�ti�i ce se aude... ?
306
00:21:07,762 --> 00:21:10,286
- Ce se aude ?
- Cutiu�a asta nu valoreaz� nimic...
307
00:21:10,746 --> 00:21:14,600
Acum o spun ? Puteau s-o spun� mai
demult... eu m� distrug din cauza cutiu�ei...
308
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:18,291
- �i de trezire, ce se aude ?
- E bine s� ai �ncredere, �i mai bine s� nu ai !
309
00:21:18,386 --> 00:21:21,454
�tiam eu...
310
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,650
Nimic interesant...
311
00:21:23,678 --> 00:21:26,350
�i eu ce joc �n seara asta...
312
00:21:26,431 --> 00:21:29,438
Merg din r�u �n �i mai r�u...
Deja s-a dus un salariu �i jum�tate...
313
00:21:30,775 --> 00:21:32,959
Speram s� m� refac �n seara asta...
314
00:21:32,989 --> 00:21:35,469
- A� avea o informa�ie.
- Calul e bun ?
315
00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:37,396
- Se nume�te Demonul Frumos !
- C��i ani are ?
316
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,901
- Cinci !
- Timpul ?
317
00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:41,736
- 1,20 pe uscat, 1,22 pe umed.
- Cota ?
318
00:21:41,798 --> 00:21:43,329
- 2,50.
- Fiu ?
319
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,396
- De curv� !
- Mor�ii...
320
00:21:45,418 --> 00:21:47,263
- Din ce s-a n�scut ? Tat�l ?
- E bine, mul�umesc !
321
00:21:47,803 --> 00:21:50,965
Anacleto !
Tu m� faci s�-mi pierd capul !
322
00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:55,882
Am �ncredere �n tine, Anacleto... !
Tu e�ti un fiu de...
323
00:21:55,924 --> 00:21:57,467
- Taci !
- Cine vorbe�te ?
324
00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:59,661
- Mi-a venit o idee...
- Cine vorbe�te ?
325
00:22:00,215 --> 00:22:04,166
Anacleto, asta trebuie s� r�m�n�
�ntre noi doi, nu-i a�a ?
326
00:22:04,209 --> 00:22:06,161
- Tu e�ti un prieten, nu ?
- Bine�n�eles !
327
00:22:06,650 --> 00:22:10,091
Vezi �tia ? Sunt banii
ce mi i-a trimis comitetul olimpic...
328
00:22:10,656 --> 00:22:13,763
pentru manifest�rile
�colare de gimnastic�...
329
00:22:14,314 --> 00:22:17,741
Uite c��i sunt ! �i vezi ?
Ce facem ?
330
00:22:17,748 --> 00:22:20,067
- Eu nu-�i spun nimic ! Risc�m ?
- Risc�m !
331
00:22:20,098 --> 00:22:22,503
Comitetul nu va falimenta
pentru Demonio...
332
00:22:22,503 --> 00:22:24,737
Nu e nici un pericol, eu voi
merge la �nchisoare... !
333
00:22:24,752 --> 00:22:26,730
- Pariem totul pe �nving�tor ?
- Eu a� pune juma-juma !
334
00:22:26,809 --> 00:22:29,304
Jumate pe �nving�tor jumate plasat�,
pruden�a e totdeauna recomandat� !
335
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:32,165
Tu e�ti �n�elept �i prudent...
336
00:22:32,662 --> 00:22:34,962
Ce fac ? S� am �ncredere �n tine ?
337
00:22:35,057 --> 00:22:37,085
Da ! Ia banii !
Am �ncredere �n tine !
338
00:22:37,218 --> 00:22:41,040
Tu e�ti omul meu de baz� ! Dac� nu
erai tu, nimic n-ar fi mers pe aici...
339
00:22:41,547 --> 00:22:44,262
Apropo !
340
00:22:44,773 --> 00:22:48,529
S� mergem s� vedem cum merge
treaba... cu profesoara... !
341
00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:08,601
�n ce const� metoda
profesoarei Gambetti ?
342
00:23:10,858 --> 00:23:13,183
Auzi�i ?
343
00:23:22,278 --> 00:23:24,401
- �nceta�i !
- A spus s� �nceta�i !
344
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:27,223
Tu, taci !
345
00:23:30,674 --> 00:23:35,777
P�n� aici ! Asta nu e o sal�
de sport, e un ring de dans.
346
00:23:37,099 --> 00:23:40,532
Trebuie s� recunosc c�
prof. Fiorontori are dreptate !
347
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,996
�n locul dvs, nu m-a� lua
dup� aparen�e...
348
00:23:45,111 --> 00:23:48,323
Aceste fete au urmat metoda
mea o lun� �ntreag� ! Privi�i-le !
349
00:23:49,371 --> 00:23:51,230
- Privi�i-le ?
- Privi�i-le bine !
350
00:23:51,328 --> 00:23:53,075
Bine ! Le privesc !
351
00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:57,620
Uite ! Le privesc !
V� privesc !
352
00:23:57,888 --> 00:24:00,933
�i dup� ce le-am privit ?
353
00:24:01,622 --> 00:24:04,685
Nu le g�si�i �n cea mai bun� form� ?
354
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:09,332
�n form�... !
355
00:24:09,806 --> 00:24:13,190
Da ! Nu pot s� neg
c� sunt �n form�...
356
00:24:13,965 --> 00:24:17,697
Dar, �n loc de eleve
par balerine de la televiziune...
357
00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:22,163
Acum le vede�i f�r� s� se mi�te...
�i bine�n�eles, ochiul nu poate dec�t...
358
00:24:22,248 --> 00:24:25,146
s� se opreasc� pe punctele
cele mai u�oare...
359
00:24:25,269 --> 00:24:28,901
F�r� insinu�ri ! Ochii mei nu caut�
niciodat� zone particulare...
360
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:35,881
Poate ochii �luia caut� zonele
la care f�ceai aluzie... !
361
00:24:36,872 --> 00:24:40,188
Metoda ta are efect asupra
oamenilor simpli, primitivi...
362
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:45,871
Nu-i a�a, Anacleto,
fomistule, b�losule... ?
363
00:24:46,604 --> 00:24:49,876
Vreau s� v� ar�t
mi�carea �ntr-un dans numit:
364
00:24:49,936 --> 00:24:52,710
- Febra examenului de stat !
- Nu, nu pot, am treab�.
365
00:24:52,737 --> 00:24:55,703
A�tepta�i ! V� rog !
Numai pu�in !
366
00:24:57,953 --> 00:25:01,215
- Dac� e ceva rapid...
- Mul�umesc !
367
00:26:04,687 --> 00:26:07,487
- Ce faci, dansezi ?
- Dansa�i �i dvs !
368
00:26:07,584 --> 00:26:10,619
�i eu dansez ?
Ce fac ? Da, dansez �i eu...
369
00:26:20,553 --> 00:26:23,346
- Dansezi, Anacleto ?
- Nu m� pot ab�ine...
370
00:26:24,381 --> 00:26:27,450
- Trebuie s� m� u�urez...
- Atunci du-te mai �ncolo �i u�ureaz�-te...
371
00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:30,137
- Mul�umesc !
- Cu pl�cere !
372
00:26:44,602 --> 00:26:47,403
- Deci ?
- Ce ?
373
00:26:47,893 --> 00:26:50,907
Nu-mi spune�i nimic ?
374
00:26:50,973 --> 00:26:53,607
Nu ��i spun nimic !
375
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,583
A� avea multe s�-�i spun...
dar prefer s� te v�d �n birou...
376
00:27:11,621 --> 00:27:14,259
Ca �i c�nd X ar fi...
Mi se pare u�or...
377
00:27:14,895 --> 00:27:16,753
X ar fi...
378
00:27:16,838 --> 00:27:19,872
Maletti ! Cum e X... ?
379
00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:22,788
Cum s� v� spun, dna... !
380
00:27:22,791 --> 00:27:25,772
X se simte bine !
Mul�umesc !
381
00:27:25,814 --> 00:27:29,710
Neru�inatule !
A�i ajuns p�n� la fund !
382
00:27:29,754 --> 00:27:32,626
Mai bine fundul dec�t
s� plute�ti la suprafa��...
383
00:27:32,671 --> 00:27:35,134
Ce ai spus ? Arogantule !
384
00:27:35,181 --> 00:27:39,640
Ce crezi c� sunt surd�,
oarb� sau t�mpit� ?
385
00:27:40,167 --> 00:27:42,526
Ca s� vezi !
Asta face totul singur� !
386
00:27:42,606 --> 00:27:44,711
V�d c� vorbe�ti mult,
vino la tabl� !
387
00:27:44,778 --> 00:27:47,530
Voiam s� spun c�
sunt de bun� credin�� !
388
00:27:47,675 --> 00:27:51,058
Nu m� intereseaz� ce spui �n banc�.
Vino la tabl� �i arat�-mi ce �tii.
389
00:27:51,774 --> 00:27:54,104
Mai repede !
390
00:27:54,694 --> 00:27:56,734
Scrie !
391
00:27:56,749 --> 00:28:00,846
Pi cu unu de coordonate 2,3...
�i Pi cu 2 de coordonate -2, -4...
392
00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:03,834
Calculeaz� ecua�ia segmentului
care trece prin dou� puncte !
393
00:28:03,859 --> 00:28:06,458
- Eu ?
- Da, tu ! Atunci, cine ?
394
00:28:07,445 --> 00:28:10,284
Astea le facem la var�...
395
00:28:10,598 --> 00:28:13,638
- L�sa�i-m� s� m�n�nc o banan� !
- O banan� ?
396
00:28:13,641 --> 00:28:16,506
- Arunc� banana !
- �mi revine memoria...
397
00:28:22,046 --> 00:28:25,083
De c�t timp n-a v�zut-o...
398
00:28:28,202 --> 00:28:31,336
Printre mi�c�rile tale ritmice...
nu e vreo mi�care...
399
00:28:31,407 --> 00:28:34,592
potrivit� corpului meu... ?
400
00:28:35,777 --> 00:28:39,107
- S-o spunem direct: pentru burtica mea !
- Burta !
401
00:28:39,275 --> 00:28:41,367
Da... burt� cu varz�... !
402
00:28:41,414 --> 00:28:44,571
Nu, nu m� simt
nici greu nici �mb�tr�nit...
403
00:28:44,650 --> 00:28:47,844
dar au mai trecut anii...
via�a sedentar�...
404
00:28:47,922 --> 00:28:50,771
- Ridica�i-v� !
- M� ridic...
405
00:28:50,817 --> 00:28:53,614
- L�sa�i-m� s� pip�i, v� rog !
- Ce vrei s� pip�i ?
406
00:28:53,715 --> 00:28:57,101
Mu�chii !
Ridica�i bra�ele !
407
00:28:57,130 --> 00:28:59,573
- R�m�ne�i a�a !
- Da.
408
00:29:00,012 --> 00:29:03,085
- Avem pernu�e...
- Ceva mai mari...
409
00:29:03,137 --> 00:29:06,051
�ntoarce�i-v�, v� rog !
410
00:29:06,053 --> 00:29:08,668
- V� doare ?
- Nu !
411
00:29:10,044 --> 00:29:12,308
- Sim�i�i dureri ?
- Nu !
412
00:29:12,357 --> 00:29:15,381
Ni�te cu�ite...
413
00:29:15,408 --> 00:29:17,043
E grav ?
414
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:20,165
Nu. Dar dac� nu v� ocupa�i �n
scurt timp, va deveni �ngrijor�tor !
415
00:29:20,512 --> 00:29:22,950
S� ne ocup�m imediat !
Pentru asta v-am cerut ajutorul.
416
00:29:23,007 --> 00:29:25,630
- Calma�i-v� ! Cu calm... !
- Cu calm...
417
00:29:26,054 --> 00:29:28,544
Oh, Doamne... ce am ?
418
00:29:28,544 --> 00:29:32,569
- S� �ncerc�m cu culesul pepenilor !
- S� �ncerc�m imediat culesul pepenilor...
419
00:29:32,569 --> 00:29:35,901
Imediat ! Numai c� aici pepenii...
S� mergem la �ar� !
420
00:29:35,936 --> 00:29:39,663
Culesul pepenilor este exerci�iul
nr. 8 al disciplinei mele.
421
00:29:39,766 --> 00:29:41,788
Num�rul 8 ?
422
00:29:41,794 --> 00:29:45,330
Dac� ave�i pu�in timp v� voi
ar�ta despre ce e vorba.
423
00:29:45,358 --> 00:29:48,427
Pu�in ? Cine mai pleac� de aici ?
424
00:29:49,395 --> 00:29:52,172
Privi�i la mine !
Se dep�rteaz� picioarele...
425
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:54,507
- Se dep�rteaz� bine picioarele...
- Bust erect !
426
00:29:54,530 --> 00:29:57,746
�i �ncet, �ncet... v� apleca�i �nainte.
427
00:29:57,832 --> 00:30:01,086
Bra�ele sunt libere...
428
00:30:01,086 --> 00:30:03,266
Ne mi�c�m lent...
429
00:30:03,350 --> 00:30:06,470
ca �i c�nd am vrea
s� lu�m ceva de jos...
430
00:30:06,950 --> 00:30:10,126
�i deodat�... nu mai vrei... !
431
00:30:10,571 --> 00:30:13,496
A�i �n�eles ce e cu culesul pepenilor ?
432
00:30:13,588 --> 00:30:16,584
Nu prea ! Dac� e�ti bun� s�-mi
mai ar��i odat�... !
433
00:30:16,585 --> 00:30:19,040
Bine, repet !
Se dep�rteaz� picioarele...
434
00:30:19,757 --> 00:30:22,355
Ne aplecam �ncet �nainte...
435
00:30:22,624 --> 00:30:26,527
Apoi... �l iau... nu-l iau...
�l iau... nu-l iau...
436
00:30:26,946 --> 00:30:29,130
Nu, nu... eu nu �tiu exerci�iul �sta !
437
00:30:29,739 --> 00:30:32,830
Nu e a�a de simplu.
E o mic� dificultate.
438
00:30:33,321 --> 00:30:36,674
E nevoie s� avem pe umeri
o greutate de 40, 50 de kg.
439
00:30:37,282 --> 00:30:39,856
Ce exerci�iu... !
40, 50 de kilograme... !?
440
00:30:39,871 --> 00:30:42,012
- Scoate�i-v� haina !
- Cum ?
441
00:30:42,419 --> 00:30:46,436
- Haide�i, scoate�i-o !
- Toat� ?
442
00:30:46,519 --> 00:30:49,136
Da.
443
00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:54,122
- E suficient a�a !
- E de-ajuns ? Bine !
444
00:30:57,864 --> 00:31:00,518
Veni�i mai aproape !
Lipi�i-v� de mine.
445
00:31:01,778 --> 00:31:03,567
- Nu v� teme�i ! Lipi�i-v� !
- Nu mi-e fric�...
446
00:31:03,616 --> 00:31:06,471
E mult timp de c�nd n-am
mai f�cut gimnastic�...
447
00:31:06,569 --> 00:31:09,521
- V-am spus c� e u�or...
- Da, �tiu, e foarte u�or...
448
00:31:09,575 --> 00:31:11,494
- A�a ?
- A�a.
449
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:17,352
- Sus, jos...
- Iau, nu iau...
450
00:31:18,173 --> 00:31:21,971
- Nu. Asta o spun eu !
- Spune-o tu, nu m� intereseaz� !
451
00:31:22,028 --> 00:31:25,545
- �l iau, nu-l iau... �l iau, nu-l iau...
- Foarte bine... !
452
00:31:27,132 --> 00:31:29,773
Domnule director... !
453
00:31:30,407 --> 00:31:33,488
Ce e ?
454
00:31:34,171 --> 00:31:37,523
A�i mai adunat pepeni vreodat� ?
455
00:31:41,363 --> 00:31:45,486
Infirmier�... !
456
00:31:46,511 --> 00:31:48,817
Oh, Doamne... !
457
00:31:49,128 --> 00:31:51,297
Ce vrei, c�p���nosule ?
458
00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:54,295
- Vreau papagalul !
- Poate mai vrei o put� ?
459
00:31:55,024 --> 00:31:58,234
- Ai picioare, du-te la toalet� !
- Vezi-�i de treaba ta !
460
00:31:58,298 --> 00:32:01,379
- Eu urinez unde vreau.
- Iar eu urinez pe tine... !
461
00:32:02,196 --> 00:32:04,964
Nu mi-e fric�, c�p���nosule !
462
00:32:05,004 --> 00:32:07,237
Alo ! Cine e ?
O, Doamne !
463
00:32:08,291 --> 00:32:11,692
Nu, nu ! �ine�i-o acolo !
464
00:32:11,734 --> 00:32:14,830
N-o l�sa�i s� se mi�te de acolo.
Poate urca peste 5-6 minute. Bine ?
465
00:32:15,555 --> 00:32:17,925
Bine ! Mul�umesc !
466
00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:22,420
- Acum ce fac ?
- Infirmier�... !
467
00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:25,732
- M�i c�p���n� !
- Ce vrei ?
468
00:32:26,394 --> 00:32:30,340
Uite ce frumos e... !
Am papagalul !
469
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:34,395
�tiam eu c� m� duci cu vorba...
470
00:32:34,397 --> 00:32:38,429
- Dac� vii �n patul meu, �i-l �mprumut !
- Tu e�ti nebun sau poponar ?
471
00:32:38,448 --> 00:32:41,613
Ce ai �n�eles ? Lini�te�te-te !
��i �mprumut papagalul !
472
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,963
Dac� vrei, ��i dau �i coc�turile mele,
doar ��i plac mult...
473
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,155
Le m�n�nci cu tubul... !
Hai, f�-mi pl�cerea asta !
474
00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:53,068
�n fond, e foarte u�or.
Haide...
475
00:33:07,859 --> 00:33:10,400
Intr� !
476
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:13,608
- E viva, drag� profesore !
- Ce pl�cere, draga mea !
477
00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:18,295
Credeam c� e�ti mai r�u.
Mi-au spus c� e�ti tot �n gips.
478
00:33:19,009 --> 00:33:22,161
- Cornu�ii !
- C� nu po�i s�-�i mi�ti picioarele.
479
00:33:22,260 --> 00:33:25,584
Cine, eu ? Uite aici !
480
00:33:25,968 --> 00:33:28,501
Le fac �n ciud� !
481
00:33:28,586 --> 00:33:30,446
Fantastic ! Un adev�rat miracol !
482
00:33:30,544 --> 00:33:32,861
Miracol pe naiba !
Scuz�-mi metafora !
483
00:33:32,945 --> 00:33:35,103
E for�a voin�ei mele.
484
00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:37,896
- Vizita ta va dura mult ?
- Nu.
485
00:33:38,305 --> 00:33:41,328
Numai c�t s� ��i spun c� directorul
mi-a �ncredin�at elevii t�i.
486
00:33:41,399 --> 00:33:46,135
Pentru numele lui Dumnezeu, nu !
Nimeni nu se atinge de elevii mei !
487
00:33:46,229 --> 00:33:50,076
Dup� tot ce am f�cut !
M�ndria mea, obliga�iile mele...
488
00:33:50,138 --> 00:33:53,221
Am auzit ceva !
Cineva gemea !
489
00:33:53,843 --> 00:33:56,484
Nu, nu, nu...
Era a�a...
490
00:33:56,533 --> 00:34:00,864
- Am auzit bine.
- Stomacul meu geme...
491
00:34:01,449 --> 00:34:04,824
Dup� ce mi-ai spus...
m� trece o durere prin bil�...
492
00:34:05,075 --> 00:34:09,731
S�pt�m�na viitoare sunt �nt�lnirile
interna�ionale de baschet.
493
00:34:10,184 --> 00:34:13,490
Nu-�i face griji,
echipa ta e �n m�ini bune !
494
00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:16,403
Ale tale ?!
495
00:34:17,199 --> 00:34:20,674
Nu m� face s� r�d... !
496
00:34:21,451 --> 00:34:24,301
Lini�te...
497
00:34:25,252 --> 00:34:27,968
Nu m� face s� r�d...
498
00:34:29,341 --> 00:34:31,832
Nu e drept, prof. Martorelli !
Nu pot s� �n�eleg.
499
00:34:31,930 --> 00:34:35,041
Ai ceva cu mine, dar
nu �tiu care e motivul.
500
00:34:35,059 --> 00:34:37,942
Nu, nu, nu...
Nu sunt sup�rat pe nimeni...
501
00:34:37,959 --> 00:34:41,748
Ba da ! O �tiu to�i !
Dar eu te admir foarte mult.
502
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:45,409
�tiu c�t� iubire �i c�t�
grij� depui �n munca ta...
503
00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:49,993
Abnega�ia ta a fost pentru mine
un exemplu c�l�uzitor !
504
00:34:50,834 --> 00:34:53,905
- Adev�rat ?
- Da, bine�n�eles !
505
00:34:54,762 --> 00:34:58,209
Adev�rat ? Ce frumos... !
506
00:34:58,352 --> 00:35:01,104
Dar tu nu ai �n�eles niciodat�.
507
00:35:02,439 --> 00:35:05,486
Ce faci ? Acum ��i dai seama ?
508
00:35:06,068 --> 00:35:08,745
Ciciri cicirici...
Unu �i d� seama c�nd e aici !
509
00:35:08,777 --> 00:35:12,057
�tiu ! E�ti impulsiv !
510
00:35:12,489 --> 00:35:15,209
Dar nu m-am sup�rat...
511
00:35:15,221 --> 00:35:18,854
Pentru b�rba�i ca tine...
astea sunt gesturi de simpatie...
512
00:35:18,925 --> 00:35:21,414
- Te �n�eleg !
- Mul�umesc !
513
00:35:23,665 --> 00:35:26,296
Ce bra� lung ai, profesore... !
514
00:35:27,988 --> 00:35:30,841
S� te testez mai bine...
515
00:35:33,153 --> 00:35:37,954
M�na ce a p�c�tuit trebuie pedepsit� !
O s-o pedepsesc cu severitate !
516
00:35:38,491 --> 00:35:41,642
�nceteaz�, profesore !
Te agi�i prea mult...
517
00:35:41,686 --> 00:35:44,564
O s� �i se fac� r�u !
518
00:35:44,605 --> 00:35:47,771
De ce face asta ?
Eu i-am �mprumutat papagalul...
519
00:35:48,349 --> 00:35:51,397
- I-am dat frig�ruile mele...
- Vrei s� chem infirmiera ?
520
00:35:51,563 --> 00:35:54,685
Nu, nu... �l m�n�nc singur... !
521
00:35:57,330 --> 00:36:00,878
Ajunge !
M-am s�turat !
522
00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:03,060
�sta cine e ?
523
00:36:03,069 --> 00:36:06,293
Unu cu multe tentacule !
L-au pus �n gips ca pe un scafandru.
524
00:36:07,436 --> 00:36:11,727
- Un, doi, un, doi...
- Cu asta e mai r�u ca-n Legiunea Str�in�.
525
00:36:12,442 --> 00:36:16,224
Un, doi, un, doi...
Sus gambele, ridica�i genunchii !
526
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:19,211
Un, doi, un, doi...
Schimba�i direc�ia !
527
00:36:20,172 --> 00:36:23,238
Un, doi, un, doi...
Mai sus gambele !
528
00:36:24,787 --> 00:36:29,748
Schimba�i direc�ia !
Un, doi, un, doi...
529
00:36:34,779 --> 00:36:37,042
Opri�i-v� !
530
00:36:37,091 --> 00:36:39,247
�mi pare r�u, dar nu e bine.
531
00:36:39,284 --> 00:36:43,035
Ave�i dou� minute pauz�,
apoi trecem la paralele. Bine ?
532
00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:45,610
Scuza�i !
533
00:36:51,957 --> 00:36:54,751
A� spune s� �ncerc�m
cu pu�in� muzic� !
534
00:36:54,815 --> 00:36:57,306
Mi se pare corect !
A�tept�m de �ase zile !
535
00:36:57,323 --> 00:36:59,616
Ce tot spune�i ?
Nu �n�eleg.
536
00:36:59,665 --> 00:37:04,050
�i noi am vrea s� facem gimnastic�
ritmic�, a�a cum fac colegele noastre.
537
00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:06,945
Se pare c� e o metod� formidabil�.
538
00:37:06,999 --> 00:37:09,505
E aprobat� de director...
539
00:37:09,972 --> 00:37:12,495
Bravo ! Dac� e a�a,
�ncepem imediat !
540
00:37:12,786 --> 00:37:15,236
Abia a�tept�m !
541
00:37:27,535 --> 00:37:30,142
Alinia�i-v� !
542
00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:37,237
Trebuie s� v� avertizez
c� �nainte de a �ncepe cu muzica
543
00:37:37,324 --> 00:37:41,626
gimnastica de preg�tire...
e indispensabil�...
544
00:37:42,586 --> 00:37:45,756
S� �ncepem cu controlul
muscular individual !
545
00:37:47,285 --> 00:37:50,226
S� �ncepem !
546
00:37:50,526 --> 00:37:52,650
Unu, doi...
547
00:37:53,322 --> 00:37:58,356
Unu, doi, unu, doi...
548
00:37:59,894 --> 00:38:02,460
�mpreun� ! Face�i ca mine !
Privi�i !
549
00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:10,229
Unu, doi, unu, doi...
550
00:38:16,039 --> 00:38:19,474
Tu te descurci foarte bine.
551
00:38:21,732 --> 00:38:24,714
Nu, nu ! Mai rigid !
552
00:38:25,799 --> 00:38:27,693
Drept !
553
00:38:28,913 --> 00:38:32,271
Ce faci ?
554
00:38:34,350 --> 00:38:37,386
Nu trebuie s� ridici fundul.
Tot corpul trebuie s� fie rigid.
555
00:38:38,595 --> 00:38:41,262
Hai, curaj !
556
00:38:44,878 --> 00:38:48,037
Ce faci ? Trebuie s� stai drept !
557
00:38:48,475 --> 00:38:50,953
E�ti rigid !
558
00:38:53,385 --> 00:38:57,547
Unu, doi...
559
00:38:59,415 --> 00:39:03,443
To�i �mpreun� !
560
00:39:04,257 --> 00:39:07,324
Unu, doi...
561
00:39:12,861 --> 00:39:16,265
Suficient pentru �nceput !
562
00:39:17,854 --> 00:39:21,774
Acum cred c� ave�i
nevoie de un du� rece !
563
00:39:22,984 --> 00:39:25,436
S� mergem...
564
00:39:26,771 --> 00:39:29,192
Intr� ! Casa mea e a ta !
565
00:39:31,593 --> 00:39:34,646
E frumos aici.
Pare o discotec� !
566
00:39:34,730 --> 00:39:36,502
��i place ?
567
00:39:36,595 --> 00:39:38,700
Am vrut s� creez un ambian��
special adaptat� pentru tine
568
00:39:38,789 --> 00:39:40,395
o profesoar� de dans...
569
00:39:40,439 --> 00:39:43,481
M� surprinzi, profesore !
570
00:39:44,047 --> 00:39:46,764
- Nu mi-a� fi imaginat vreodat�.
- Pot s�-�i ofer un fernet Branca ?
571
00:39:46,839 --> 00:39:48,175
Mai ai �i altceva ?
572
00:39:48,202 --> 00:39:50,424
Gum� american�, coca american�,
whisky american...
573
00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:52,768
- ... �i Chateau La Fontaine.
- Ce e asta ?
574
00:39:53,008 --> 00:39:55,342
Apa de la f�nt�n� ! Voila !
575
00:39:55,713 --> 00:39:58,762
Am acceptat invita�ia pentru
a face o lec�ie particular�.
576
00:39:58,822 --> 00:40:01,022
S� nu pierdem timpul.
S� facem ceea ce trebuie !
577
00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:03,997
Dac� trebuie...
pentru asta sunt aici... !
578
00:40:04,662 --> 00:40:07,999
Unde ne a�ez�m ? Din p�cate,
aici nu e prea mult spa�iu...
579
00:40:08,112 --> 00:40:10,325
Nu e spa�iu... ?!
580
00:40:10,405 --> 00:40:13,450
Mergem dincolo...
Pare c� nu e mult spa�iu !
581
00:40:13,472 --> 00:40:16,140
Pare cam restr�ns, dar �n
realitate nu e prea larg.
582
00:40:16,210 --> 00:40:18,353
- Cred c� nu e cazul !
- Da, mai bine...
583
00:40:18,408 --> 00:40:23,138
Pentru �nceput, de dou� trei ori...
pozi�iile incomode mi se par mai adecvate...
584
00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:26,805
Vrei s� �ncepi cu cele incomode, ca s�
ajungem mai t�rziu la cele mai bune...
585
00:40:26,808 --> 00:40:28,733
Cum dore�ti !
586
00:40:28,973 --> 00:40:31,768
E suficient s� mut�m
m�su�a �i tamburelele.
587
00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:34,666
- Le mut�m unde vrei.
- �ntre timp, eu m� fac lejer�... !
588
00:40:34,677 --> 00:40:38,180
Ai toat� libertatea care o vrei.
Aici suntem acas�, ambian�a e splendid� !
589
00:40:38,330 --> 00:40:40,935
�sta �l d�m mai �ncolo...
590
00:40:40,993 --> 00:40:43,632
Asta... m� ajut� Sf. Fecioar�...
�l arunc�m mai �ncolo...
591
00:40:43,668 --> 00:40:45,378
Ce trebuie s� mai fac ?
592
00:40:46,490 --> 00:40:49,986
Ce dr�gu� ! Ce e asta ?
593
00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:54,008
Am cump�rat-o �n America,
e pentru ochelari. Original, nu-i a�a ?
594
00:40:54,672 --> 00:40:57,349
�i fratele mau are una, s�-i �in�...
595
00:40:59,117 --> 00:41:01,745
- Tu ce faci ?
- E ceva �n neregul� ?
596
00:41:02,542 --> 00:41:05,290
- Nu ��i sco�i... ?
- Da, trebuie s� m� fac lejer...
597
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,046
Mi-e a�a de cald...
abia a�tept s� �ncepem !
598
00:41:10,830 --> 00:41:13,576
Ai v�zut ce costum frumos !
��i place ?
599
00:41:13,701 --> 00:41:16,824
- Ce dezastru !
- �tiu.
600
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,473
Gr�sime, celulit�, mu�chi contracta�i...
601
00:41:20,634 --> 00:41:23,647
- Ar��i r�u, e�ti terminat...
- �tiu !
602
00:41:23,759 --> 00:41:26,415
Ce s� fac ?
Sunt de aruncat la gunoi ?
603
00:41:26,538 --> 00:41:29,798
- S� �ncepem...
- S� culegem pepeni !
604
00:41:30,665 --> 00:41:33,018
- Nu, pepeni, nu !
- Culesul castravetelui !
605
00:41:33,066 --> 00:41:35,617
- Ce castravete ?
- Recoltam ceva pentru salat�...
606
00:41:35,698 --> 00:41:37,804
- �l iei, nu-l iei...
- Nu trebuie s� iau nimic !
607
00:41:37,903 --> 00:41:40,335
Nu-l iei !
608
00:41:40,361 --> 00:41:44,262
- Tu ai nevoie de ou !
- Bine, lu�m dou� apoi le batem !
609
00:41:44,948 --> 00:41:48,219
M-am r�zg�ndit ! Pune-te jos !
610
00:41:49,766 --> 00:41:52,506
- Vom face co�ul.
- Da, co�ul e bun...
611
00:41:52,578 --> 00:41:54,986
O s� adun�m �i pepenii...
612
00:41:55,111 --> 00:41:58,771
- Acum, �ntinde-te !
- Prof. �i dai pepenele mie nu...
613
00:41:59,652 --> 00:42:03,021
- Acum vine partea frumoas�.
- Ce bine ! Era �i timpul !
614
00:42:03,097 --> 00:42:06,237
- Vezi ce bine m-am a�ezat ?
- Da, dar eu cum m� pun ?
615
00:42:06,301 --> 00:42:09,360
- Acum trebuie s� ridic�m piciorul.
- Singur ?
616
00:42:09,436 --> 00:42:12,810
Ce fac, ridic piciorul �n sus,
ca un t�mpit ? Sunt greu, nu pot.
617
00:42:12,901 --> 00:42:16,031
- Trebuie s� stai �n echilibru.
- Stai ! M� rupi !
618
00:42:16,124 --> 00:42:19,767
Un moment ! Mi-a venit o idee.
Mie �mi vin imediat ideile.
619
00:42:19,810 --> 00:42:23,450
Uite ! Iau piatra asta �i mi-o
pun pe cap, e contragreutate...
620
00:42:23,546 --> 00:42:27,200
o s� m� mi�c �nainte �i
�napoi ca un cretin...
621
00:42:27,884 --> 00:42:30,966
Nu, profesore !
Nu e nevoie !
622
00:42:31,644 --> 00:42:34,616
- Bine, o s� fac eu !
- F� tu totul !
623
00:42:34,623 --> 00:42:37,266
- �ntinde-te, relaxeaz�-te...
- De data asta, cred c� o s�...
624
00:42:37,785 --> 00:42:40,835
- Cred c� n-o s� reu�im...
- Nu, nu a�a ! Pe o parte !
625
00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:44,131
Bine ! Poate e mai bine s�
ne rostogolim �nainte, s�...
626
00:42:44,571 --> 00:42:47,305
Aten�ie ! Pepenii sunt pe mine...
627
00:42:47,707 --> 00:42:52,047
E a�a de complicat... eu nu pot !
M� r�suce�ti ca pe un covor persan...
628
00:42:52,090 --> 00:42:55,417
Piatra ! E tare, e tare... !
629
00:42:55,483 --> 00:42:58,446
Ce tot spui ?
Ce e tare ?
630
00:42:58,786 --> 00:43:02,532
Piatra e tare �i �mi rupe spatele...
631
00:43:02,963 --> 00:43:06,509
Bine�n�eles, prima dat� e mai greu...
Acum e pu�in mai bine ?
632
00:43:06,514 --> 00:43:08,244
- Mai bine... pe naiba !
- Ce ai spus ?
633
00:43:08,550 --> 00:43:12,752
Nu, nu, e discul cu
John Travolta �i Bee Gees !
634
00:43:13,096 --> 00:43:15,954
Marele saxofonist american Stan K.
635
00:43:17,555 --> 00:43:21,081
Ce m�r�oag� mi-ai dat ?
Ce e Bell Demonio asta ?
636
00:43:22,135 --> 00:43:24,745
Ave�i dreptate, dle director !
E mai r�u dec�t un cal de lemn !
637
00:43:24,776 --> 00:43:27,492
�i tu m� pui s� m� dau �n balansoar ?
638
00:43:27,857 --> 00:43:30,350
M-ai ruinat, nemernicule !
639
00:43:30,362 --> 00:43:32,327
Am s� te transfer administrator
la �coala de corec�ie...
640
00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:34,922
Ave�i dreptate !
M� duc s�-mi fac valiza.
641
00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:38,808
Mai �nt�i preg�te�te o targ�,
te trimit la spital...
642
00:43:38,870 --> 00:43:41,230
- Ce faci, fugi ?
- Nu.
643
00:43:41,277 --> 00:43:43,613
- Ce faci, fugi ?
- Da.
644
00:43:47,433 --> 00:43:49,333
Cine pl�te�te ?
645
00:43:50,067 --> 00:43:51,857
Unde te duci ?
646
00:43:51,981 --> 00:43:55,064
Te-am prins ! Acum ascult�,
frumosule Anacleto !
647
00:43:56,188 --> 00:43:58,344
- Auzi palmele astea ?
- Dar ce, sunt surd ?
648
00:43:58,396 --> 00:44:00,973
Valoreaz� 10.000 una !
649
00:44:00,974 --> 00:44:03,624
- Eu am pierdut 2.500.000.
- Doamne ! C�te palme sunt ?
650
00:44:03,690 --> 00:44:06,570
- Nu �tiu, socote�te !
- Sp�l ma�ina, cur�� pantofii...
651
00:44:06,649 --> 00:44:08,547
Voi face totul...
652
00:44:08,577 --> 00:44:11,099
N-o s� mai fac favoruri la nimeni,
numai dvs !
653
00:44:12,742 --> 00:44:16,412
Un moment ! �tiu cum o
s� facem dou� milioane !
654
00:44:16,466 --> 00:44:18,832
- Un alt cal ?
- Nu, ajunge cu caii !
655
00:44:19,236 --> 00:44:21,874
- Un jaf ?
- Nu, un concurs de dans.
656
00:44:23,813 --> 00:44:26,530
Ce leg�tur� are concursul
de dans cu banii ?
657
00:44:26,565 --> 00:44:28,642
Privi�i !
658
00:44:29,558 --> 00:44:32,816
"Concurs de dans":
premiu 2.000.000 de lire.
659
00:44:32,949 --> 00:44:35,802
- �n ce const� concursul ?
- Eu nu �tiu s� dansez ! Ce fac ?
660
00:44:35,834 --> 00:44:38,316
- M� pun s� dansez ?
- Fac eu totul !
661
00:44:38,783 --> 00:44:41,243
M-am g�ndit la tot.
�i spun drei Gambetti !
662
00:44:41,312 --> 00:44:43,351
- Dansezi cu ea ?
- Spuneam...
663
00:44:43,555 --> 00:44:46,586
- O s� vrea ?
- O conving eu.
664
00:44:47,273 --> 00:44:51,081
Acum ai chef de glume ?
Anacleto, ascult�-m� bine:
665
00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:54,342
Asta e ultima �ans� ce �i-o ofer !
666
00:44:54,343 --> 00:44:57,616
Trebuie s� reu�e�ti, altfel
nimic nu te va salva !
667
00:44:57,634 --> 00:45:01,054
Dac� nu vor pl�ti rata...
sf�r�esc to�i pe strad�.
668
00:45:01,139 --> 00:45:04,108
Tat�, mam�,...
669
00:45:04,108 --> 00:45:08,667
to�i de v�rst� fraged�...
foarte fraged�...
670
00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:14,097
Nu �n�eleg ce amestec are directorul
�n aceast� poveste de familie ?
671
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:17,579
- Cum se nume�te aceast� familie ?
- Cavalli !
672
00:45:17,614 --> 00:45:20,379
Familia Aristide Cavalli !
673
00:45:20,476 --> 00:45:23,997
Directorul e un fel de protector...
�ntotdeauna i-a ajutat.
674
00:45:23,999 --> 00:45:27,451
Le-a promis ajutorul
ca s� nu fie evacua�i !
675
00:45:30,587 --> 00:45:32,915
Acest Cavalli, de ce nu
merge la un judec�tor ?
676
00:45:33,007 --> 00:45:34,508
Deja a fost odat� !
677
00:45:34,554 --> 00:45:38,539
Dac� nu pl�te�te �n dou� zile, n-o
s�-�i mai poat� vedea feti�a cea mic�... !
678
00:45:39,092 --> 00:45:42,026
Mi-e a�a de mil�... !
679
00:45:42,064 --> 00:45:44,997
Hai, Anacleto !
M� faci s� pl�ng �i eu...
680
00:45:45,230 --> 00:45:47,339
Directorul e distrus !
681
00:45:47,424 --> 00:45:51,018
Dac� nu-i ajut� pe Cavalli...
face o prostie !
682
00:45:51,713 --> 00:45:54,804
O s� fac� o prostie...
683
00:45:55,965 --> 00:45:58,132
Cite�ti ?
684
00:45:58,230 --> 00:46:03,255
Da, dar nu mi se pare corect ca o
profesoar� s� participe la un concurs de dans.
685
00:46:03,805 --> 00:46:07,512
�ntotdeauna a fost corect
s� faci o fapt� bun�.
686
00:46:07,801 --> 00:46:10,773
Cine o s� te recunoasc� ?
E�ti a�a de bun�...
687
00:46:10,827 --> 00:46:12,775
c� te-ar m�nca to�i...
688
00:46:12,798 --> 00:46:16,027
A�a c�tigi 2.000.000...
mi-i dai mie... eu �i dau directorului...
689
00:46:16,116 --> 00:46:18,990
Directorul, cailor... familiei Cavalli,
�i to�i vom fi bucuro�i !
690
00:46:19,172 --> 00:46:22,846
- Spune-mi c� o vei face !
- Pentru un concurs e nevoie de doi dansatori.
691
00:46:22,989 --> 00:46:25,909
- Ce faci, vii tu ?
- A� vrea eu... !
692
00:46:25,937 --> 00:46:28,447
Dac� nu mi-a� fi
pierdut antrenamentul...
693
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,010
S� nu-mi spui c� nu ai un t�n�r
de �n�l�imea ta... !
694
00:46:31,477 --> 00:46:33,706
Cu to�i admiratorii care-i ai... !
Te rog !
695
00:46:33,777 --> 00:46:36,864
Cred c� am unul !
696
00:46:37,706 --> 00:46:40,423
- Un anume Mauro...
- Martorelli !
697
00:46:40,461 --> 00:46:43,302
Bun� idee !
Telefon: 5805622.
698
00:46:55,902 --> 00:46:58,188
- Bun� !
- Bun�.
699
00:46:58,645 --> 00:47:01,171
- Nu m� a�teptai ?!
- Nu, nu te a�teptam.
700
00:47:04,654 --> 00:47:07,696
�ntotdeauna spui c� nu am ini�iativa.
701
00:47:07,777 --> 00:47:10,612
Dup� cum vezi,
am venit s� te vizitez.
702
00:47:10,671 --> 00:47:13,054
�n vizuina lupului !
703
00:47:13,574 --> 00:47:16,907
M� bucur, dar puteai
s� m� anun�i !
704
00:47:17,398 --> 00:47:20,114
Credeam c� o surpriz� �i-ar
face mai mult� pl�cere !
705
00:47:22,925 --> 00:47:25,814
- Sau a�teptai vreo vizit� ?
- Care vizit� ?
706
00:47:25,858 --> 00:47:28,160
Nu vezi ?
M� �mbr�cam s� ies !
707
00:47:29,016 --> 00:47:32,838
- Unde te duci ?
- Nu pot s�-�i spun !
708
00:47:32,955 --> 00:47:36,066
- E o surpriz�.
- E seara surprizelor... !
709
00:47:37,330 --> 00:47:40,852
Nici m�car nu m-ai s�rutat.
710
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,839
Daniela, trebuie s� plec. A� vrea
s� nu-mi pui �ntreb�ri.
711
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,350
Dar eu nu te �ntreb absolut nimic.
712
00:48:04,042 --> 00:48:06,903
Stai lini�tit !
713
00:48:08,074 --> 00:48:10,964
Numai c�, acum sunt aici...
714
00:48:11,244 --> 00:48:14,198
nu po�i s� stai departe de mine...
715
00:48:15,067 --> 00:48:18,165
Nu crezi, Mauro ?
716
00:48:24,374 --> 00:48:27,114
Chiar vrei s� pleci ?
717
00:48:27,202 --> 00:48:30,605
Nu putem s-o l�s�m pe alt�dat� ?
E ceva important !
718
00:48:30,623 --> 00:48:33,055
Nu e bine dac� �nt�rzii...
719
00:48:33,065 --> 00:48:35,300
- Bine�n�eles... !
- Chiar dac� nu pot s�-�i explic acum...
720
00:49:35,464 --> 00:49:38,830
Aten�iune ! �ncepe semifinala
de rock acrobatic !
721
00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:42,601
Sunt �n concurs perechile 15 �i 32.
722
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:05,106
Spunea c� o s� fie punctual...
Concursul deja a �nceput...
723
00:50:06,116 --> 00:50:08,146
�nc� nu a venit ?
724
00:50:08,348 --> 00:50:11,003
A avut ni�te probleme cu ma�ina,
trebuie s� soseasc�.
725
00:50:11,198 --> 00:50:14,017
- Concursul de rock a �nceput !
- �tiu ! Eu le-am spus s� �nceap�.
726
00:50:14,113 --> 00:50:16,993
- Dac� nu vine �n 5 minute, plec !
- Da.
727
00:50:19,532 --> 00:50:21,289
Unde e�ti ?
728
00:50:21,954 --> 00:50:24,235
Trebuie s� fie o �nt�lnire
foarte important�.
729
00:50:24,256 --> 00:50:26,440
O afacere de stat.
730
00:50:26,509 --> 00:50:29,314
Scuz�-m�, Daniella ! Nu pot s� vorbesc.
Trebuie s�-l salvez pe Director.
731
00:50:29,993 --> 00:50:32,923
- M�ine am s�-�i explic totul.
- Directorul ?
732
00:50:33,858 --> 00:50:36,564
La ora asta ?
733
00:50:41,866 --> 00:50:44,923
�sta nu mai vine... !
734
00:50:45,513 --> 00:50:48,090
�l omor, �l sugrum...
735
00:50:48,791 --> 00:50:51,485
Am s�-i sparg maturitatea...
736
00:51:10,450 --> 00:51:15,034
Ajut�-m� tu...
Ajut�-m� m�car de data asta...
737
00:51:16,824 --> 00:51:20,403
Ajut�-m� s� c�tig concursul �sta
de dans... m�car de data asta...
738
00:51:21,803 --> 00:51:25,103
Concursul de dans...
Ce treab� are Ribocco cu dansul ?
739
00:51:26,580 --> 00:51:29,176
Ribocco nu dansa !
Ribocco alerga.
740
00:51:29,907 --> 00:51:32,896
C�tig� ! C�tigam �i eu...
741
00:51:33,493 --> 00:51:36,513
Erau timpuri bune...
Acum, uite-l aici, s�rmanul...
742
00:51:37,601 --> 00:51:39,620
De 20 de ani suntem �mpreun�...
743
00:51:39,654 --> 00:51:43,174
De 20 de ani nu faci altceva
dec�t s� te g�nde�ti...
744
00:51:43,246 --> 00:51:44,951
La ce te g�nde�ti ?
745
00:51:44,996 --> 00:51:50,107
�ncepe finala de rock acrobatic.
Au r�mas �n concurs perechile 18 �i 35.
746
00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:54,368
C�tig�torii vor intra �n final�
pentru primele dou� premii.
747
00:51:55,476 --> 00:51:58,227
Aplauze pentru perechile concurente.
748
00:54:46,129 --> 00:54:49,006
Aten�iune ! Suntem deja
la finala shake...
749
00:54:49,522 --> 00:54:52,289
La cine va ajunge premiul
de dou� milioane ?
750
00:54:52,603 --> 00:54:55,416
La perechea rock,
sau la perechea shake ?
751
00:54:55,737 --> 00:54:59,324
Va fi o confruntare f�r� precedent.
S� aplaud�m �mpreun� !
752
00:57:23,145 --> 00:57:26,337
Aplauze !
753
00:57:26,388 --> 00:57:30,449
Am ajuns la gala de premiere a acestui
concurs de dans pentru rock �i shake...
754
00:57:30,581 --> 00:57:35,248
Premiul doi a fost c�tigat de
perechea rock cu num�rul 18.
755
00:57:39,874 --> 00:57:43,533
�i, aten�iune ! Cu zece voturi din zece,
victoria premiului de dou� milioane...
756
00:57:44,033 --> 00:57:48,164
va fi �nm�nat perechii
shake num�rul 44...
757
00:58:03,950 --> 00:58:07,185
- Concursul a durat patru ore ?
- Da.
758
00:58:07,205 --> 00:58:10,543
- I-au dep�it �i pe cei de la rock ?
- Da...
759
00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:12,672
Cei doi din Napoli p�reau
foarte buni...
760
00:58:13,779 --> 00:58:17,335
I-au eclipsat pe to�i...
Aplauzele finale au durat 10 minute.
761
00:58:17,367 --> 00:58:19,551
- Cum au convins-o pe Gambetti ?
- I-au spus c� o face pentru caritate.
762
00:58:19,563 --> 00:58:21,710
Pentru o familie s�rac�...
763
00:58:21,933 --> 00:58:25,016
- Nimeni nu mai e ca Mauro !
- A dansat toat� seara cu dra...
764
00:58:25,540 --> 00:58:27,413
S� fii �n locul lui...
765
00:58:27,462 --> 00:58:30,115
- L-a�i v�zut pe Mauro ?
- Era aici mai devreme...
766
00:58:30,145 --> 00:58:33,781
Cred c� a plecat,
nu-i mai v�d ma�ina.
767
00:58:35,334 --> 00:58:37,845
- Bine ! Mul�umesc !
- Daniella !
768
00:58:37,872 --> 00:58:40,859
Dac� vrei, te duc eu cu motoreta.
769
00:58:40,981 --> 00:58:44,192
- Da, mul�umesc !
- S� mergem.
770
00:58:48,862 --> 00:58:51,175
- �ine-te bine !
- �ine-�i m�inile !
771
00:58:51,237 --> 00:58:54,587
Doar nu te m�n�nc...
772
00:58:58,084 --> 00:59:01,215
Pentru meritele sale speciale...
773
00:59:01,349 --> 00:59:04,521
profesoara Claudia Gambetti...
774
00:59:05,633 --> 00:59:08,868
- Mezzoponte... !
- Scuza�i ! Sorry !
775
00:59:08,938 --> 00:59:12,811
E de nest�p�nit... !
Spuneam c� prof. Claudia G.
776
00:59:13,021 --> 00:59:17,043
Va fi antrenoarea oficial� a echipei...
777
00:59:19,068 --> 00:59:23,017
iar elevele sale �i vor �ncuraja,
incita, sus�ine pe b�ie�ii no�tri viguro�i...
778
00:59:23,931 --> 00:59:27,877
Cum spun americanii...
vor fi pu�in fete..."pom-pom"...
779
00:59:27,903 --> 00:59:30,084
"Pom-pom" ! Pom...
780
00:59:30,921 --> 00:59:35,125
Din colectiv va face parte...
781
00:59:35,472 --> 00:59:38,522
�i prof. Martorelli...
782
00:59:39,175 --> 00:59:41,259
Cu toate c� este �n ghips...
783
00:59:41,266 --> 00:59:45,267
Trebuie s� spunem c� este �ntotdeauna...
�i va fi �ntotdeauna...
784
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:48,556
... neobositul, nest�p�nitul sus�in�tor !
785
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,577
Tr�iasc� liceul 'Fra�i de Cruce" !
786
00:59:50,650 --> 00:59:53,153
Viva Italia !
Tr�iasc� domnul director !
787
00:59:53,162 --> 00:59:56,271
Tr�iasc� !
788
00:59:56,596 --> 00:59:59,390
Asta e �ampanie calabrez� !
E foarte bun�...
789
00:59:59,625 --> 01:00:02,599
- Te rog !
- Nu am cuvinte, drag� Gambetti !
790
01:00:02,632 --> 01:00:05,348
Felicit�ri ! E�ti frumoas�,
foarte frumoas�... nemaipomenit� !
791
01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:08,901
Pleci ? Nu trebuia s� mai
stai �nc� �apte zile ?
792
01:00:09,469 --> 01:00:11,653
- Da...
- S� nu-l ascul�i pe doctor...
793
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:14,346
�i tu ai s�-�i rupi capul... !
794
01:00:14,359 --> 01:00:17,017
La rahat, m�i "c�p���n�"... !
795
01:00:18,952 --> 01:00:22,574
Spune adev�rul !
�i-e team� s� r�m�i singur, nu-i a�a ?
796
01:00:22,926 --> 01:00:25,278
O s�-�i lipsesc...
Hai, spune !
797
01:00:25,345 --> 01:00:28,410
�ntotdeauna las o impresie bun�
celor din jurul meu...
798
01:00:28,538 --> 01:00:31,679
F�r� conducerea mea,
ar pierde toate meciurile.
799
01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:35,287
Nu-�i face probleme, �n c�teva
zile vei ie�i �i tu !
800
01:00:36,142 --> 01:00:38,896
E ceva timp de c�nd stai cu masca...
801
01:00:39,554 --> 01:00:42,224
- E�ti acolo ?
- Da.
802
01:00:42,758 --> 01:00:45,046
- Te mai doare ?
- Mi-ai scos ochiul.
803
01:00:45,578 --> 01:00:48,717
Cred c� e mai bine s� nu ie�i !
804
01:00:48,771 --> 01:00:51,415
Hot�r�rea e luat�.
Nu exist� cale de �ntoarcere.
805
01:00:51,433 --> 01:00:53,270
Martorelli Flangar, nu Flecter !
806
01:00:53,345 --> 01:00:54,399
Ce ai spus ?
807
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:58,660
Am spus c� Martorelli se �ndoaie,
dar nu se rupe...
808
01:00:59,051 --> 01:01:01,784
- Ce �i-ai rupt ?
- Ou�le !
809
01:01:38,630 --> 01:01:42,546
Cobor��i !
810
01:01:42,677 --> 01:01:45,853
Mi�c�, grasule !
�ntotdeauna r�m�i ultimul.
811
01:01:46,231 --> 01:01:48,864
Haide�i !
812
01:01:48,898 --> 01:01:51,926
- Pot s� te ajut ?
- Niciodat� ! Martorelli n-are nevoie de ajutor !
813
01:01:52,349 --> 01:01:54,058
- Cum te sim�i ?
- Via�a r�de �n mine...
814
01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:55,969
�n c�teva ore o s�-mi scot gipsul...
815
01:01:55,976 --> 01:01:58,775
�i via�� nou� �mi va fi restituit�...
816
01:01:58,789 --> 01:02:01,704
ca �n centrul istoric al ora�ului.
Semnat Diaz !
817
01:02:02,122 --> 01:02:05,767
Cine e fraierul care a f�cut
autocarele cu sc�ri a�a de �nalte ?
818
01:02:08,063 --> 01:02:10,627
Vreau ca b�ie�ii s� mearg�
imediat la culcare.
819
01:02:10,711 --> 01:02:13,004
- La 10 diminea�a ?
- E �nc� zece ?
820
01:02:13,019 --> 01:02:15,553
Prive�te !
821
01:02:15,628 --> 01:02:17,955
C�l�toria asta mi-a p�rut etern� !
822
01:02:18,009 --> 01:02:20,736
Nu reu�im s�-i trimitem la culcare,
s� �ncerc�m s�-i control�m.
823
01:02:20,831 --> 01:02:23,880
Promit c� nu-i voi pierde din
vedere nici m�car un moment.
824
01:02:23,926 --> 01:02:26,136
Foarte bine !
S� nu ui�i !
825
01:02:26,810 --> 01:02:29,699
- Un du� rece la fiecare or� !
- Du� rece la fiecare or� ?
826
01:02:29,705 --> 01:02:33,323
Tonific� pielea, tonific� mu�chii �i...
827
01:02:35,231 --> 01:02:38,252
Nu am �n�eles !
828
01:02:53,901 --> 01:02:55,826
Am luat totul ?
829
01:02:55,826 --> 01:02:58,856
- Am terminat ! Cine urmeaz� ?
- Vin eu.
830
01:02:58,903 --> 01:03:01,207
- Unde e bluza mea ?
- Uite-o aici !
831
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:07,381
- Intru la du�...
- Unde te duci, era r�ndul meu.
832
01:03:10,879 --> 01:03:13,882
Angela, �mi dai
pu�in oglinda ? Te rog !
833
01:03:15,955 --> 01:03:18,556
E numai a ta !
834
01:03:20,807 --> 01:03:23,358
Cine �tie unde am pus-o...
835
01:03:23,358 --> 01:03:25,334
Aici nu e...
836
01:03:28,818 --> 01:03:32,016
- Daniella ! Cum merge cu Marco ?
- A�a... ! Dar tu ?
837
01:03:32,016 --> 01:03:34,164
Destul de bine...
838
01:03:35,076 --> 01:03:36,319
Cine e ?
839
01:03:36,342 --> 01:03:39,918
- Camerista de etaj !
- Intr� !
840
01:03:42,695 --> 01:03:45,803
Ce spectacol ! Veni�i !
841
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:55,919
Ce te bagi ?!
842
01:03:55,973 --> 01:03:58,599
Ce face�i aici, neru�ina�ilor ?!
843
01:03:58,606 --> 01:04:01,423
Afar� !
844
01:04:09,924 --> 01:04:13,468
- Unde merge�i ?
- La masaj. Sunt noua maseuz� !
845
01:04:13,604 --> 01:04:16,119
�n acest moment, �n
saun� e o singur� fat�.
846
01:04:16,182 --> 01:04:19,225
Mai bine ! Eu sunt maseuz� privat�,
fac masaj privat.
847
01:04:19,227 --> 01:04:21,801
Ciao !
848
01:04:32,935 --> 01:04:34,962
Ce fac...
849
01:04:35,984 --> 01:04:38,039
Bun� diminea�a !
Eu sunt aici.
850
01:04:38,055 --> 01:04:40,773
Bun� diminea�a !
�i eu sunt aici, ce dori�i ?
851
01:04:40,829 --> 01:04:44,372
Sunt nou� maseuz� a hotelului.
La dispozi�ia dvs.
852
01:04:44,420 --> 01:04:47,600
Bine. Era nevoie de
un astfel de serviciu.
853
01:04:47,948 --> 01:04:50,819
Da... voi presta un serviciu bun...
854
01:04:50,826 --> 01:04:53,010
E nevoie de un masaj !
855
01:04:53,138 --> 01:04:55,779
A� vrea s�-mi destind mu�chii renali.
856
01:04:56,371 --> 01:04:59,348
Mu�chii renali sunt
specialitatea mea...
857
01:05:00,501 --> 01:05:03,507
- Folosi�i m�inile sau instrumente ?
- Nu, nu, m�inile goale...
858
01:05:03,528 --> 01:05:07,044
Instrumentul �l voi folosi
mai t�rziu, dac� e nevoie...
859
01:05:10,590 --> 01:05:14,076
- Numai nu vorbe�te...
- Totul e �n regul� ?
860
01:05:14,098 --> 01:05:16,555
Nu, nu, totul e �n regul�...
Mai bine de a�a... !
861
01:05:17,461 --> 01:05:20,575
Dac� ar fi fost Michelangelo,
i-ar da un ciocan �i ar spune:
862
01:05:20,619 --> 01:05:23,149
De ce nu se mi�c� ?
863
01:05:24,813 --> 01:05:27,648
- Pot s� v� �ntreb ceva, dn� ?
- Nu, nu ! Spune !
864
01:05:28,701 --> 01:05:32,385
M�inile dvs sunt tari, noduroase...
865
01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:36,014
Toate femeile mi-o spun c�nd le masez...
866
01:05:41,004 --> 01:05:42,943
- �i...
- V� deranjeaz� ceva, dr� ?
867
01:05:43,584 --> 01:05:45,641
V� deranjeaz� dac�
v� mai spun ceva ?
868
01:05:45,672 --> 01:05:47,680
- �nc� ceva ? Spune !
- Vocea...
869
01:05:47,929 --> 01:05:51,156
�mi aminte�te de o persoan�
pe care o cunosc foarte bine.
870
01:05:51,198 --> 01:05:52,605
- De cine...
- De profesorul Mezzo...
871
01:05:52,637 --> 01:05:56,443
�i eu m� sunt a�a �i a�a azi...
Nici nu-�i spun c�t sunt de terminat�...
872
01:05:56,466 --> 01:05:58,012
Sunt r�cit�...
Nu te ridica.
873
01:05:58,707 --> 01:06:01,370
M� doare g�tul
�i am inima grea...
874
01:06:02,037 --> 01:06:05,103
Tat�l meu era mare meseur...
vreau s� zic mare maseur...
875
01:06:05,149 --> 01:06:08,740
C�nd folosea ustensila...
�l �nc�lzea �n a�a fel �nc�t...
876
01:06:08,854 --> 01:06:11,778
- Ce ?
- Mai bine masez...
877
01:06:12,475 --> 01:06:14,238
Maseuz�, te rog !
878
01:06:14,322 --> 01:06:17,580
De c�te ori trebuie s� ��i spun
s� nu m� deranjezi c�nd lucrez...
879
01:06:18,578 --> 01:06:21,126
Trebuie s� mergi imediat
�n vestiarul b�rba�ilor.
880
01:06:21,688 --> 01:06:24,069
- Ce treab� am eu cu b�rba�ii ?
- Un client se sinte r�u.
881
01:06:24,092 --> 01:06:25,505
Chema�i Crucea Ro�ie !
882
01:06:25,526 --> 01:06:27,900
- I s-a blocat nervul osului sacru.
- Ce os ?
883
01:06:27,963 --> 01:06:30,202
- Sacru.
- Chema�i un preot !
884
01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:32,426
- Are nevoie de o frec�ie.
- Ce sunt eu, frizer de b�rba�i ?
885
01:06:32,959 --> 01:06:36,001
S� mergem mai repede.
Haide !
886
01:06:36,085 --> 01:06:39,207
- Du-te ! Nu ��i face griji pentru mine.
- �mi fac griji pentru mine, nu pentru tine.
887
01:06:39,323 --> 01:06:42,109
- Haide ! Vino cu mine.
- Nu m� trage ! Te rog !
888
01:06:43,198 --> 01:06:45,998
- Nu, nu... o masez pe ea...
- Vino ! Nu mai comenta...
889
01:06:46,556 --> 01:06:49,270
Eu sunt maseuz� specializat�...
890
01:06:49,419 --> 01:06:52,373
- Voi reclama la sindicat.
- Bine, bine.
891
01:06:53,563 --> 01:06:55,504
Intr� !
892
01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:58,515
- Cu calm, frumoaso !
- Nu mai comenta !
893
01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:02,201
Uite-l !
894
01:07:03,082 --> 01:07:05,259
Doamne ! E profesorul...
895
01:07:07,951 --> 01:07:10,878
- Ce s-a �nt�mplat ?
- Ce durere... !
896
01:07:10,954 --> 01:07:14,562
�n diminea�a asta mi-au scos
ghipsul, m-am dus la toalet�...
897
01:07:14,587 --> 01:07:17,579
- �i crac... !
- E normal...
898
01:07:17,672 --> 01:07:21,715
- Nu... Crac ! Am r�mas acolo !
- Aha, durerea...
899
01:07:21,741 --> 01:07:24,903
- Unde ?
- La coccis !
900
01:07:25,063 --> 01:07:28,080
Aha ! La coccis !
Cu calm... Un moment !
901
01:07:28,351 --> 01:07:31,162
Aici e coccisul ? Nu ?
Poate aici ?! Nu ?
902
01:07:31,204 --> 01:07:35,080
Unde naiba o fi coccisul �sta ?
903
01:07:35,665 --> 01:07:39,701
Uite-l... ! L�ng� osul sacru,
l�ng� �la...
904
01:07:40,653 --> 01:07:44,205
Mor�ii t�i !
Tocmai tu lipseai acum !
905
01:07:44,206 --> 01:07:47,121
- E bine ?
- Da...
906
01:07:50,353 --> 01:07:54,254
Ce m�ini de aur...
907
01:07:56,891 --> 01:07:59,799
Ce m�ini...
908
01:07:59,877 --> 01:08:02,990
Ce m�ini... !
Acum �i �n fa��...
909
01:08:02,994 --> 01:08:06,112
Nu, nu, stai a�a.
E mai bine pentru coccis... !
910
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:09,681
- Acum din fa�� !
- Stai a�a, coccisul...
911
01:08:10,177 --> 01:08:13,571
- Acum �ntoarce-te, f� ce vrei.
- Ce m�ini bune ! Cine e�ti ?
912
01:08:14,663 --> 01:08:18,533
- E�ti frumoas�, opulent�...
- Mul�umesc ! Foarte dr�gu�...
913
01:08:18,632 --> 01:08:22,362
Sever� �n opulen�a ta...
Ochi orientali... ! De unde e�ti ?
914
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:23,999
- Din Bari.
- De unde ?
915
01:08:24,639 --> 01:08:27,153
Din Bali, din insula Bali...
916
01:08:27,235 --> 01:08:29,539
Orientul e misterios... �coala ?
917
01:08:29,545 --> 01:08:30,910
- Fratelli Bandiera...
- Cum ?
918
01:08:30,917 --> 01:08:33,566
Fra�ii Bangkok !
919
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,530
Stai cuminte cu m�inile astea...
920
01:08:36,596 --> 01:08:39,653
�coal� �nalt�...
atunci po�i s� faci masajul...
921
01:08:39,659 --> 01:08:42,027
- Sacrului...
- Nu.
922
01:08:42,044 --> 01:08:44,509
Asta n-am mai f�cut-o,
o fac numai cu femeile...
923
01:08:44,581 --> 01:08:46,860
Cu b�rba�ii mi se face r�u.
V� rog !
924
01:08:46,945 --> 01:08:50,905
Sub privirea ta crud� se
ascunde o umbr� ambiguitate...
925
01:08:50,995 --> 01:08:54,111
- Merci beacoup !
- La Bali, �n timpul olimpiadelor...
926
01:08:54,588 --> 01:08:57,510
- ... am cunoscut o maseuz� de la �coala ta.
- Da ?
927
01:08:57,921 --> 01:09:01,021
- Sugi Mil !
- Nu am voie.
928
01:09:01,077 --> 01:09:02,845
- Sugi Mil !
- �n ce sens ?
929
01:09:02,987 --> 01:09:05,851
- Era numele prietenei tale...
- Vorbe�te clar, profesore !
930
01:09:05,865 --> 01:09:08,670
F�cea foarte bine masajul,
m� f�cea fericit...
931
01:09:08,752 --> 01:09:11,058
�tiam eu !
932
01:09:11,070 --> 01:09:13,476
- Ascult� ! Eu sunt Martore...
- Ce ?
933
01:09:13,557 --> 01:09:16,970
S� te martirizez cu un masaj profesionist,
eu sunt o maseuz� serioas�...
934
01:09:17,018 --> 01:09:19,356
S� facem un masaj mai rapid...
935
01:09:19,390 --> 01:09:22,020
Sub privirea ta frumoas� �i crud�
descop�r o umbr� de ambiguitate...
936
01:09:22,038 --> 01:09:23,720
Da, da, mi-ai mai spus-o !
937
01:09:24,143 --> 01:09:27,857
Vreau s� te simt, s�-�i martirizez carnea...
vrei s� fii tratat� f�r� mil�...
938
01:09:27,859 --> 01:09:30,841
Vroiai s� te prind mai ferm
sau preferi a�a ?
939
01:09:30,872 --> 01:09:32,681
- S� l�s�m asta !
- Vrei a�a... ?
940
01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:35,157
S� evit�m surprizele, te rog !
941
01:09:35,756 --> 01:09:38,206
Nu m� face s� suf�r !
Maseaz�-mi glezna...
942
01:09:38,374 --> 01:09:40,984
- Asta, da ! Cu pl�cere !
- Nu, nu, pe partea cealalt�.
943
01:09:41,494 --> 01:09:44,967
- Cu st�nga, m� simt mai bine...
- Mi le rupi ! Ai m�na grea.
944
01:09:45,062 --> 01:09:47,297
E�ti un nemernic, profesore !
945
01:09:48,256 --> 01:09:50,891
- Aici e bine ?
- Da... Ce opulen��... !
946
01:09:50,943 --> 01:09:54,564
- Da. Opulen��... !
- Frumuse�i ascunse bine...
947
01:09:55,268 --> 01:09:58,021
- Asta e aur de Bangkok...
- Asta e fund de Puglia. Ai �n�eles ?
948
01:09:58,056 --> 01:10:01,078
- �n privirea ta frumoas� �i crud�...
- �n privirea lu' m�ta aia t�rf� !
949
01:10:01,231 --> 01:10:04,506
Cine dracu te crezi
de vii �i m� pip�i... ?
950
01:10:04,543 --> 01:10:07,181
Blestematule !
Acum ��i rup oasele... !
951
01:10:07,183 --> 01:10:09,962
Opulen��...
Frumuse�i ascunse bine...
952
01:10:10,422 --> 01:10:13,439
Te rog, vino aici, asiatico !
953
01:10:13,481 --> 01:10:15,787
Nenorocitule ! Eu m� numesc
Mezzoponte, nu poponar !
954
01:10:15,813 --> 01:10:17,988
- E�ti desgust�tor !
- Tu ?
955
01:10:19,131 --> 01:10:21,913
- Prof. Mezzoponte ?
- Da. Eu sunt, e numai vina ta !
956
01:10:23,142 --> 01:10:25,192
Vina mea ? De ce ?
957
01:10:25,468 --> 01:10:27,862
Uite ce am f�cut !
Pentru tine m-am �mbr�cat �n poponar !
958
01:10:28,714 --> 01:10:31,327
Iar nemernicul �la, cum l-o chema...
959
01:10:31,994 --> 01:10:35,032
m-a pus s�-i fac masaj,
a �nceput s� m� pip�ie...
960
01:10:35,056 --> 01:10:38,365
Apoi mi-a spus: suge-o !
961
01:10:38,388 --> 01:10:41,819
Nemernic sc�rbos... !
�i smulg intestinele. Plec !
962
01:10:42,537 --> 01:10:45,528
- Unde te duci, profesore ?
- S� vomit.
963
01:10:45,971 --> 01:10:49,284
- Ce se �nt�mpl� aici ?
- Acum �ncepi �i tu ?
964
01:10:49,304 --> 01:10:51,112
D�-o mai departe !
965
01:11:19,079 --> 01:11:22,129
Prostule !
Trebuie s� arunci c�nd e�ti mai aproape.
966
01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:27,986
- Sunt ni�te mon�tri !
- Anul�m meciul �i plec�m acas�.
967
01:11:27,986 --> 01:11:30,733
- Sunt slabi...
- Dar i-a�i v�zut...
968
01:11:31,319 --> 01:11:33,722
B�ie�ii mei �i beau pe �tia
ca pe ap� mineral�...
969
01:11:33,764 --> 01:11:37,197
- �ia or s� ne fac� salam...
- Taci !
970
01:11:38,912 --> 01:11:42,159
Mai bine te duci la un concurs pipic
�n loc s� te ocupi de sport !
971
01:11:42,430 --> 01:11:44,345
M� duc s�-mi galvanizez b�ie�ii !
972
01:11:44,346 --> 01:11:48,141
Am s�-i fac ni�te lei...
Trebuie s� �nvingem, �i vom �nvinge !
973
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:50,559
Lini�te !
974
01:12:00,781 --> 01:12:03,587
Cretinule !
Trebuie s� arunci mai de departe.
975
01:12:05,422 --> 01:12:08,593
- Cred c� am solu�ia !
- Ce solu�ie ?
976
01:12:09,832 --> 01:12:12,414
- S�-i �nfr�ngem pe robo�ii �tia.
- La ce te-ai g�ndit ?
977
01:12:14,587 --> 01:12:18,225
Am ceva interesant...
978
01:12:20,367 --> 01:12:23,459
Sper c� profesorul Mezzoponte
e �nc� �n hotel.
979
01:12:23,469 --> 01:12:26,178
- C�teodat� poate fi folositor.
- Prostanu'...
980
01:12:29,777 --> 01:12:34,026
52.750. Dac� erau adev�rate
c�t costau, un milion ?
981
01:12:35,245 --> 01:12:37,559
�tii ce ��i spun, Mezzoponte ?
982
01:12:37,573 --> 01:12:40,409
E�ti o sc�rb� de b�rbat �i femeie !
Nu mai avem ce discuta.
983
01:12:40,442 --> 01:12:43,348
Nu sunt pentru nimeni.
Duce�i-v� dracului !
984
01:12:45,272 --> 01:12:47,669
- Profesore !
- Tu erai !?
985
01:12:47,841 --> 01:12:50,858
De c�te ori trebuie s�-�i spun s�
nu m� deranjezi c�nd sunt sup�rat ?
986
01:12:52,224 --> 01:12:54,025
Ce e ?
987
01:12:54,118 --> 01:12:55,573
Domni�oara Claudia...
988
01:12:55,654 --> 01:12:57,689
Azi nu mai intereseaz�...
sunt sup�rat pe to�i...
989
01:12:58,081 --> 01:13:00,024
- Domni�oara Gambetti ?
- Da.
990
01:13:00,304 --> 01:13:02,759
- Nu ne aude nimeni ?
- Aici ?
991
01:13:09,143 --> 01:13:11,139
- Ne-a auzit cineva ?
- Nu.
992
01:13:11,236 --> 01:13:13,565
- Atunci vorbe�te ! Ce vrei ?
- Dra Gambetti mi-a spus...
993
01:13:13,626 --> 01:13:17,018
- ... c� nu trebuie s� v� mi�ca�i de aici ?
- Eu sau ea ?
994
01:13:17,069 --> 01:13:18,471
- Tu.
- De ce ?
995
01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:22,413
Nu �tiu ! Acum am intrat �n
dans �i trebuie s� dans�m.
996
01:13:22,476 --> 01:13:24,914
Am �n�eles ! S-a �ndr�gostit de
mine �i s-a r�zg�ndit ?
997
01:13:25,131 --> 01:13:27,543
Acum e dansul Fra�ilor de Cruce.
998
01:13:28,098 --> 01:13:30,334
- Are fra�i ? Nu mi-a spus.
- Nu, e �coala noastr�.
999
01:13:34,548 --> 01:13:37,437
- Stop ! Ce faci ?
- Te ajut !
1000
01:13:37,673 --> 01:13:40,913
Pe mine ? Mul�umesc !
Trebuie s� ��i spun ceva.
1001
01:13:41,381 --> 01:13:43,593
Ascult� !
1002
01:14:07,814 --> 01:14:09,971
Un moment, v� rog !
1003
01:14:10,023 --> 01:14:13,755
�n numele ospitalit��ii italiene, vrem
s� ciocnim un pahar pentru echipa voastr�.
1004
01:14:19,230 --> 01:14:22,104
C�pitanul nostru spune c�
sunte�i foarte amabil�, dar noi...
1005
01:14:22,151 --> 01:14:24,064
dar trebuie s� mergem
imediat la culcare...
1006
01:14:24,076 --> 01:14:27,546
Dureaz� numai pu�in.
Doar s� bem o cup� de �ampanie.
1007
01:14:29,368 --> 01:14:31,792
A sosit �ampania.
S� ciocnim !
1008
01:14:32,979 --> 01:14:35,747
Tr�iasc� sportul !
1009
01:14:36,674 --> 01:14:38,820
Ce �nal�i sunte�i... !
1010
01:14:38,837 --> 01:14:40,510
Noroc !
1011
01:14:40,558 --> 01:14:43,030
�n numele prieteniei ce
leag� popoarele noastre...
1012
01:14:44,798 --> 01:14:47,738
Noroc ! S� c�tige cel mai bun !
1013
01:15:12,803 --> 01:15:14,934
Nu �tiu dac� te cheam� Nata�a,
Katiu�a sau Kato�a...
1014
01:15:15,527 --> 01:15:18,335
Dar accept� acest trandafir...
chiar dac� e cam moale...
1015
01:15:18,402 --> 01:15:21,350
- Trandafir... pentru mine ?
- Pentru tine !
1016
01:15:21,374 --> 01:15:25,095
- Italian minunat...
- Thank you !
1017
01:15:25,359 --> 01:15:28,451
- Cum te cheam� ?
- Pasquale Travolta.
1018
01:15:29,504 --> 01:15:32,586
Americanul Travolta ?
1019
01:15:32,663 --> 01:15:36,034
Sunt rud� de s�nge cu John.
M�ine vine aici.
1020
01:15:36,112 --> 01:15:39,525
�l cuno�ti ? O s� m� prezin�i ?
1021
01:15:39,670 --> 01:15:40,941
�l cunosc... o s� te prezint...
1022
01:15:40,996 --> 01:15:43,501
E rud� cu mine, iar
pentru tine voi face totul...
1023
01:15:43,562 --> 01:15:45,942
�mi place de tine de mor...
O s� facem multe �mpreun�...
1024
01:15:45,948 --> 01:15:48,025
�n�l�imea e baza �i produsul divizat...
1025
01:15:48,079 --> 01:15:51,896
�mi placi precum vodca !
E�ti frumoas�... !
1026
01:15:52,202 --> 01:15:55,851
Ai parfum de pritroic�...
�mi place la nebunie troica... !
1027
01:15:56,452 --> 01:15:58,564
- Do you dance for me ?
- Nu...
1028
01:15:59,091 --> 01:16:02,671
Ba da ! Danseaz� cu mine !
Da, da... !
1029
01:16:02,854 --> 01:16:05,401
- Da.
- Atunci, hai ! Ce mai stai ?
1030
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:14,169
Hai c� e�ti mai tare
dec�t Johnny...
1031
01:16:32,538 --> 01:16:34,757
Bine !
1032
01:16:36,734 --> 01:16:40,368
- Ce real� a fost...
- Schimb� discul !
1033
01:16:57,316 --> 01:17:01,635
Iar acum sunt bucuros s�
v� prezent ceva excep�ional.
1034
01:17:02,292 --> 01:17:05,492
Cel mai frumos spectacol din lume...
1035
01:17:07,013 --> 01:17:09,480
Nu v� minuna�i.
1036
01:17:09,551 --> 01:17:12,870
Vreau s�-mi aduc contribu�ia
pentru reu�ita acestei seri frumoase.
1037
01:17:46,772 --> 01:17:50,034
Noi �n Rusia... mare step�...
z�pad�... o s� facem multe...
1038
01:17:50,079 --> 01:17:51,890
- Eu vreau s� fac pipi...
- �i pipi...
1039
01:17:51,986 --> 01:17:54,586
40 de grade sub zero... apoi...
1040
01:17:54,657 --> 01:17:58,498
- Apoi devii un ghe�ar...
- Apoi facem dragoste... !
1041
01:17:58,566 --> 01:18:01,029
- �i asta...
- Dragoste cu...
1042
01:18:01,085 --> 01:18:04,370
- Cu un congelat...
- Cu lun�, cu piscin�...
1043
01:18:04,459 --> 01:18:08,232
Dar mai �nt�i... mai �nt�i...
ne �nfierb�nt�m �n dans...
1044
01:18:09,312 --> 01:18:12,470
Nu m� mai str�nge, nebuno...
1045
01:18:13,015 --> 01:18:16,041
Tu o s� dansezi ca Fred Astaire...
1046
01:18:16,129 --> 01:18:18,313
- Iar eu precum Ginger Rogers...
- Sf�nt� Fecioar�... !
1047
01:18:45,462 --> 01:18:48,191
- La revedere...
- Vino aici !
1048
01:18:48,245 --> 01:18:50,635
- Ce faci ?
- Iubitule, iubitule...
1049
01:18:53,847 --> 01:18:56,589
Da, da, da...
1050
01:18:57,218 --> 01:19:00,975
�nceteaz� ! Mi-ai dat la palme...
Eu sunt bun, dar dac� exagerezi...
1051
01:19:02,447 --> 01:19:05,895
- Tu vrei s� m� superi...
- Nu, nu, nu...
1052
01:19:05,983 --> 01:19:08,993
Tu nu cuno�ti femeia rusoaic�...
1053
01:19:09,113 --> 01:19:13,592
Care dac� vrea, devine puternic�
precum b�rbatul rus...
1054
01:19:14,411 --> 01:19:17,099
... �i ��i face o fat�..
ca mingea de fotbal...
1055
01:19:17,102 --> 01:19:19,634
- Ai �n�eles ce este femeia rus� ?
- S� nu exager�m !
1056
01:19:19,711 --> 01:19:21,226
Danseaz� sub lun� !
1057
01:19:21,265 --> 01:19:22,953
Iubito ! Las�-m� s� urinez,
nu mai rezist...
1058
01:19:23,471 --> 01:19:26,138
- C�nd e lun� plin�, devin licantrop !
- Licantrop ?
1059
01:19:26,185 --> 01:19:29,568
M� transform �n lup �i urlu...
1060
01:19:32,381 --> 01:19:35,414
- �mi place...
- �ie ��i place tot... !
1061
01:19:57,588 --> 01:20:00,655
- Danseaz� pentru femeia rusoaic� !
- Bine, o s� fac totul.
1062
01:20:00,735 --> 01:20:03,764
Voi interpreta partitura
din filmul lui Fred Astaire.
1063
01:20:03,861 --> 01:20:06,937
Pe un frig de fac pe mine...
Voi c�nta �n ploaie !
1064
01:20:07,006 --> 01:20:09,031
E�ti mul�umit� ?
Ce bine !
1065
01:20:09,031 --> 01:20:12,662
C�nt �n ploaie...
Cine naiba m-a pus s-o fac... ?
1066
01:20:13,094 --> 01:20:16,411
M� taie o pi�are, nebuno... !
1067
01:20:16,941 --> 01:20:20,584
C�nt �n ploaie... !
�ncheiere !
1068
01:20:21,108 --> 01:20:24,643
M-am excitat toat�...
sunt fierbinte !
1069
01:20:24,681 --> 01:20:27,167
Iar eu m-am pi�at pe mine.
Bine ?
1070
01:20:27,234 --> 01:20:30,198
Acum, vino s� te ia �n
bra�e femeia rusoaic�, iubitule !
1071
01:20:30,215 --> 01:20:32,524
- S� l�s�m asta...
- Acum o s� facem dragoste... !
1072
01:20:33,030 --> 01:20:36,295
- O s� facem dragoste.
- Intr�m �n piscin�...
1073
01:20:36,605 --> 01:20:40,013
Nu ! �n piscin�, nu !
Mi-e fric�, nu-mi place apa.
1074
01:20:40,070 --> 01:20:43,205
Ce bine ! E ceva ce nu-�i place ?
Nu-mi spune c� nu �tii s� �no�i !
1075
01:20:43,220 --> 01:20:45,360
- Nu.
- Adev�rat ? Jur� !
1076
01:20:45,456 --> 01:20:47,464
- Juri c� nu �tii s� �no�i !
- Da.
1077
01:20:47,554 --> 01:20:50,394
- Facem dragoste sub ap�.
- Nu.
1078
01:20:50,483 --> 01:20:54,807
��i pl�cea totul, iar acum
nu-�i mai place. Facem sub ap� !
1079
01:20:54,860 --> 01:20:56,961
- Da.
- Ce, da ?
1080
01:20:57,036 --> 01:21:01,783
Eu pentru dragoste b�rbat tu
fac dragoste �i sub ap�.
1081
01:21:02,391 --> 01:21:04,206
Asta face totul pentru
dragoste b�rbat eu...
1082
01:21:04,207 --> 01:21:06,646
Bine, iubito ! Tu intri sub ap�,
te preg�te�ti...
1083
01:21:06,715 --> 01:21:09,708
eu m� duc s�-mi pun pijamaua �i
facem o pijamat� sub ap�. Bine ?
1084
01:21:09,758 --> 01:21:13,583
Nu... �mpreun� !
1085
01:21:14,525 --> 01:21:17,599
Bine ! �mpreun�, m�n�-n m�n� !
1086
01:21:17,629 --> 01:21:20,638
Scuz�-m� pu�in ! ��i dau alt� m�n�,
la asta m� doare, am inelul !
1087
01:21:20,692 --> 01:21:23,553
Asta e mai ruseasc�.
�nchide ochii, Ciciornia !
1088
01:21:23,629 --> 01:21:25,945
Uite m�na !
��i place ?
1089
01:21:26,112 --> 01:21:29,576
M�na ta e pu�in cam rece,
dar e frumoas�...
1090
01:21:30,477 --> 01:21:33,734
Unu, doi �i trei...
1091
01:21:35,155 --> 01:21:38,933
- Asta e m�na, unde e bra�u' ?
- Uite-l, Ciciornia !
1092
01:21:39,006 --> 01:21:40,693
Ia !
1093
01:21:53,901 --> 01:21:56,613
Bravo !
1094
01:21:57,555 --> 01:21:59,859
- Nebuna e aranjat�.
- Am reu�it !
1095
01:21:59,945 --> 01:22:03,890
�n trei ore �ncepe partida.
Cine-i mai ridic� pe �tia ?
1096
01:22:03,903 --> 01:22:05,980
Nici m�car trailerul...
1097
01:22:07,029 --> 01:22:09,809
Am reu�it...
1098
01:22:09,890 --> 01:22:12,538
�tiam c-o s�-i spulber�m...
1099
01:22:12,550 --> 01:22:15,318
Teoriile mele nu dau gre� niciodat�.
1100
01:22:15,348 --> 01:22:18,580
Trebuie s� recunosc,
o parte din merit e al t�u !
1101
01:22:18,728 --> 01:22:22,242
- ��i mul�umesc.
- F�r� mul�umiri. Onoare meritului !
1102
01:22:22,367 --> 01:22:26,915
E�ti t�n�r�, dar e�ti bun�,
preg�tit�, �nve�i, te antrenezi...
1103
01:22:27,804 --> 01:22:31,525
- E�ti foarte amabil.
- Haide, nu fii modest� !
1104
01:22:32,199 --> 01:22:35,686
Trebuie s� recunosc c� teoriile tale...
1105
01:22:36,235 --> 01:22:39,065
- Teoriile genico-ritmice...
- Alea...
1106
01:22:39,075 --> 01:22:42,131
Se completeaz�
perfect cu ale mele...
1107
01:22:42,173 --> 01:22:45,456
- Dar nu am f�cut nimic...
- Ai f�cut totul...
1108
01:22:46,019 --> 01:22:48,648
Dac� e�ti de acord...
1109
01:22:48,896 --> 01:22:53,142
A� vrea s� aprofundez
studiul acestei teorii...
1110
01:22:53,279 --> 01:22:56,627
Genico ritmic�...
1111
01:22:57,234 --> 01:23:01,624
A� vrea s� o aprofundez
din exigen�a interioar�...
1112
01:23:02,636 --> 01:23:05,905
Mi-a pl�cut acest impuls...
1113
01:23:06,168 --> 01:23:09,499
Unu, doi, trei...
1114
01:23:09,533 --> 01:23:14,246
patru, cinci, �ase, �apte, opt...
1115
01:23:14,567 --> 01:23:17,849
Nu, nu, nu...
1116
01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:20,847
- Nu, nu...
- M� sugrumi...
1117
01:23:21,333 --> 01:23:25,419
Mai moale, mai relaxat...
aici, aici...
1118
01:23:25,825 --> 01:23:29,028
Asta e baza dansului...
1119
01:23:29,183 --> 01:23:31,600
- Asta e baza dansului...
- �sta e fund de Puglia...
1120
01:23:32,126 --> 01:23:33,933
Fundul de Puglia nu se atinge.
Ai �n�eles ?
1121
01:23:33,998 --> 01:23:35,435
- Fundul de Puglia ?
- Da.
1122
01:23:36,456 --> 01:23:40,300
- Stai pu�in ! �mi aminte�te de ceva...
- Nimeni nu e perfect, Martorelli !
1123
01:23:42,876 --> 01:23:44,923
Tu s� taci !
1124
01:23:44,987 --> 01:23:49,371
Profesore ! Cred c� putem
s� �ncepem cu pu�in� muzic�.
1125
01:23:49,383 --> 01:23:52,699
Desigur, draga mea.
Cu pl�cere !
1126
01:23:52,749 --> 01:23:55,726
Urm�ri�i mi�c�rile mele !
1127
01:23:56,219 --> 01:23:57,920
- Asta e baza dansului.
- Asta e baza fundului.
1128
01:23:58,007 --> 01:23:58,798
Iar asta e fundul meu !
1129
01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:00,900
Unu, doi, trei...
unu, doi, trei...
1130
01:24:00,900 --> 01:24:04,000
Un... doi, trei �i
unu, doi, trei...
1131
01:24:21,863 --> 01:24:27,570
Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci
BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com
95080
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