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There you go, three more reps.
And three, two, one.
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- Yeah.
- Hell yeah!
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Go ahead, shake it out.
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Oh, hey, Dr. Pete. How is Ghana?
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Oh, yeah, Cannoli's great.
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You've been getting the videos, right?
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Hey, that's my work loafer.
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Wednesday? Wow. Okay.
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Yeah, I'll have him ready for you.
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Okay, I will see you then.
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Stupid dog bones are everywhere.
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Are you okay, Cannoli?
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I'm fine, thanks.
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Heads up...
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you may find a tassel in his poop.
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You mean Dr. Pete's gonna
find a tassel in his poop.
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Who's Dr. Pete?
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Cannoli's owner.
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I was watching him while
he was working in Ghana.
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Ghana? How do you know this guy?
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- Oh, a friend of a friend.
- What friend?
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Well, that friend was kind of
a friend of a different friend.
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Somewhere in the chain there's a Leslie.
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Anyway, he's finished
his volunteer work,
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so he's coming back home,
and now he wants his dog back.
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How am I gonna give him up?
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He's so dumb and cute.
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If he was a guy,
I would totally date him.
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So, how do you plan on spending
your last few days together?
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One special last meal?
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My other loafer, perhaps?
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Actually, he also hired me to
train Cannoli while he was gone.
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So I have three days to finish...
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and start.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, Cannoli... roll over.
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Okay, I am establishing... watch me.
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I am establishing dominance.
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All right. Roll over!
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Oh, come on, Cannoli,
you just, you do it like this.
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You go roll over!
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And roll over!
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I don't know about Cannoli,
but you're ready for Westminster.
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Dominance established.
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Okay, bye. Great training session.
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I know it's not his hearing
because he goes crazy
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every time I say the word "walk."
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It's the reason that I
can't make Chinese food.
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So... what are you gonna do?
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I don't know. Dr. Pete
comes home tomorrow.
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Will you help me, Drew?
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No, I can't, because this afternoon
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I am taking Maddie to feed
the ducks at the pond.
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Wow, duck pond with Dad.
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You really know what teenage girls like.
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It's our tradition.
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It started when she was a baby.
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You have never seen someone
so excited to see ducks.
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And now we go back every year,
we get ice cream,
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we take a photo.
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Except for the time that I
was attacked by a rogue swan.
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Ironically, Maddie couldn't help,
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because she was too busy
playing Angry Birds.
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That's actually very sweet.
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My mom used to take me to the park
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where she would meet her weed dealer.
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There weren't any swans, but...
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I did see a rat eating a pizza.
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Oh, hey, girl.
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- Hi.
- Hey, there she is.
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You ready for the duck pond?
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Oh, sorry, I forgot about that.
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My friend Bella's on her way over.
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But the ducks are back.
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That's cool.
Do we have to be back with them?
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Well, yeah, it's our tradition.
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Maybe we can start a new tradition.
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Like, I hang out with my friends,
and you leave us alone.
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We could make that a weekly thing.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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I'm just gonna go for a walk.
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A-Alone.
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Alone.
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Check this out.
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Whoa, that is so much beer.
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You're going to be so popular.
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Gina brews it. She sells it at 7-Eleven.
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Well, behind 7-Eleven.
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Are you sure about this?
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If I get caught, I'll blame it
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on the meds I have to take
because of the divorce.
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You're a genius.
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How are you getting a "D" in biology?
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I'm not getting a "D."
Chloe's getting a "D."
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I just copied off of her.
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This is awful.
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It's a fancy beer.
That's how you know it's good.
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Oh, hey, guys.
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I didn't know that you were...
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Uh...
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are you drinking my beer?
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We were just trying it. It's so good.
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Really? Because this time I put
orange peel in the final stage, but...
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Oh, no! That doesn't matter
because you're 13!
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Give me those!
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You're not gonna tell my dad, right?
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Yes, I'm going to tell him.
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I think.
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I don't know!
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Oh, why couldn't I have
gotten into making bread?
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The yeast was right next to the hops.
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Hey, those are really cute earrings.
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- Where'd you get 'em?
- Oh, Bella. I invented that game.
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You're trying to play
pickup with LeBron.
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Come on, don't tell my dad.
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- You're cool, right?
- Obviously I'm cool.
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Three out of five Foo Fighters said so.
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The Foo who?
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Okay, Bella, you go home.
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And you, young lady,
you go to your room.
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Do you hear what you've turned me into?
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An actual grown-up!
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What's next,
I start wearing a beige bra?
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It was just beer.
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I don't see what's so bad,
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unless they were drinking
out of a meth straw.
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Maddie's only 13.
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So tell her to put it in a sippy cup.
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Remember what we were doing
when we were 13?
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No, I don't.
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And that's my point.
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So you're gonna narc on her?
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I never thought
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I'd see the day you
sided with "the man."
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I really hate to betray her trust,
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especially after she lent
me these really cute boots
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that I plan on keeping.
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Hey.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Drew.
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I'll see you later.
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Oh, Gabby. You're starting early.
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Not as early as some.
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She's not leaving because of me, is she?
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Oh, no, nothing like that.
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She's just uncomfortable around you.
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Um...
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but also because I kinda
have to tell you something.
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Oh, God.
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What is it? Will I be upset?
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What-what do I need? A chair? A lawyer?
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- My eczema cream?
- Ugh,
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I hate being caught
in the middle like this.
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Ooh, I definitely need my cream.
I'm flaring up.
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Okay. I caught Maddie and Bella
drinking beer in the garage.
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- What?!
- But I'm pretty sure
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I handled it... It's not a big deal.
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Not a big deal?
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Madeline?
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Oh, don't tell her it was me.
Pretend that there's a...
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a hidden camera in the garage.
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Were you drinking beer with Bella?
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Wow. Thanks a lot.
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There's a camera in the lawn mower.
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You're 13 years old.
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I only had a little bit,
and it was nasty.
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It's an acquired taste.
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I didn't like beer till I was 15.
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Not now, Gina.
We're not pitching it to her.
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Hey.
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I, uh, made some dinner.
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And...
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Maddie didn't finish this, so...
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Too soon?
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Um, how'd you leave it with her?
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Well, her mom and I grounded her
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and took away her phone for two weeks.
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Oh, I still don't know if
I should have told you.
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No, no, you did the right thing.
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You were the adult in the situation.
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I just don't want Maddie to
go down the same path as me.
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First you start sneaking beers,
and the next thing you know,
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you're taking mystery pills
you found on the bathroom floor
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at a Nickelback concert.
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Oh, you are definitely making
me feel better. Thank you.
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I'm sorry.
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She's so much smarter
than me at that age.
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It used to be so much easier.
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I mean, any problem could
be solved with a juice box
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or a Hello Kitty Band-Aid.
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Now I can't even say hello
without getting an eye roll.
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Is that you guys at the duck pond?
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Yeah. She was four years old.
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She named all the ducks.
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Uh, Quackie, Quack,
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Dr. Quack... he went
to medical school, I guess...
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And Obama.
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Oh, look at her looking at you.
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That is a kid who loves her dad.
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Yeah. Where'd that kid go?
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She's gonna be okay.
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She's got two parents who
love her and care about her.
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It's just... it's hard to believe
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that that kid at the duck pond
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is the same one that's
drinking beer in my garage.
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Ugh. Don't sweat it.
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In a few years,
she'll be drinking at the duck pond.
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I know that it's hard, but...
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she's becoming her own person.
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She's growing up.
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Oh, Cannoli, oh, you can't be up here.
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No...
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All right.
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Hey.
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Dr. Pete's gonna be here in,
like, an hour.
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- What's he doing with your loafer?
- Well, he gave me
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his squeaky hamburger...
I had to reciprocate.
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You like Cannoli.
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Okay, I admit, he grows on you.
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Plus, he's so warm and cuddly.
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I mean, last night I didn't
even have to wear my flannels.
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Okay,
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I made us this photo album
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of Cannoli,
so we will always remember him.
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Aw, that's sweet.
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It's hard to see someone
you love move on.
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So, this is him dressed as
the pope for Halloween.
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And here he is on a date
with the neighbor's collie.
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Sorry, we didn't think she'd
mind you were neutered.
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Aw.
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Hey...
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do you think we have time
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for one last trip to the dog park?
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Yeah, sure.
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Ooh,
but if the neighbor's collie is there,
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we're gonna ice that bitch out.
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You were supposed to take a left there.
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Oh, we're not going to the dog park.
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Why? Where are we going?
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This is a jailbreak, baby.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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We're not letting anybody
take this guy away.
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We're dognapping him.
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You're serious? We're stealing Cannoli?
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Oh, yeah. It's on. He's our dog now.
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But-but he's got to go back.
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Why? What kind of selfish jerk
abandons his dog for six months?
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The kind of selfish jerk
who helps orphans in Ghana
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smile again after cleft palate surgery.
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Oh, please. I bet he leads with that
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at singles bars all over Africa.
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Look at him.
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He's attached to us.
We're his real family.
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Well, so is Dr. Pete.
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Oh, come on. Are you telling me
Cannoli would choose Dr. Pete
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- over us?
- Of course not.
257
00:11:30,540 --> 00:11:32,664
I read The Very Hungry
Caterpillar to him every nigh,
258
00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:34,997
but I would change it to
The Very Hungry Cannoli.
259
00:11:35,022 --> 00:11:36,240
He can't read.
260
00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,865
We have to do what's best
261
00:11:37,890 --> 00:11:40,179
for the dog,
and that is keeping him with us.
262
00:11:40,204 --> 00:11:42,631
- I don't know.
- You're the person who loves him
263
00:11:42,656 --> 00:11:45,210
most in the world;
he should be with you.
264
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,387
Oh, see? And you know that's genuine
265
00:11:47,412 --> 00:11:48,859
because he's very poorly trained.
266
00:11:50,471 --> 00:11:52,325
I do hate the thought of saying goodbye.
267
00:11:52,350 --> 00:11:55,554
Exactly. Okay, look,
we are done playing by the rules.
268
00:11:55,579 --> 00:11:56,865
- Okay.
- Here's the plan.
269
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,332
We disappear, we go off the grid.
270
00:11:59,357 --> 00:12:02,043
We go from town to town,
we mix it up with the locals,
271
00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:03,290
maybe solve some of their problems
272
00:12:03,314 --> 00:12:05,283
along the way, and then we move on.
273
00:12:05,497 --> 00:12:08,408
Granted, I am basing this a
lot on The Incredible Hulk.
274
00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:10,168
Maybe we keep spitballing?
275
00:12:10,193 --> 00:12:11,674
Sure. Yep. No bad ideas.
276
00:12:11,699 --> 00:12:13,334
Uh... Got it.
277
00:12:13,359 --> 00:12:15,640
We find someone to take
Cannoli for a few weeks,
278
00:12:15,665 --> 00:12:18,179
and then we tell
Dr. Pete that he ran away.
279
00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,106
We slap up some posters, and then,
280
00:12:20,131 --> 00:12:22,679
when the coast is clear,
we happen to adopt a dog
281
00:12:22,704 --> 00:12:25,140
that looks just like him. Yes!
282
00:12:25,165 --> 00:12:28,269
Ooh, and for the poster,
I can use a picture of Cannoli
283
00:12:28,294 --> 00:12:29,461
from his quincea�era.
284
00:12:29,486 --> 00:12:32,343
I don't have to tell you
it was pirate-themed.
285
00:12:34,055 --> 00:12:37,050
Hey, everybody, keep
your calendars clear for the 29th.
286
00:12:37,075 --> 00:12:38,677
No.
287
00:12:39,604 --> 00:12:41,673
Because I'm playing Abraham Lincoln
288
00:12:41,698 --> 00:12:44,495
in a one-man show at the New Haven VFW.
289
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,948
That's a great venue.
I got married there.
290
00:12:46,973 --> 00:12:49,109
Hope it works out better for you.
291
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,479
You're playing Abraham Lincoln?
292
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,261
Are you gonna free yourself at the end?
293
00:12:54,128 --> 00:12:56,550
It's like Hamilton,
it's a reimagination.
294
00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:58,042
You should get one.
295
00:12:58,639 --> 00:12:59,956
Okay, guys, listen up.
296
00:12:59,981 --> 00:13:01,331
Uh-uh. What are you doing?
297
00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:02,543
You can't bring a dog in here.
298
00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:04,901
A dog? Get that filthy,
299
00:13:04,926 --> 00:13:07,784
slobbering thing... Oh, aren't you cute?
300
00:13:07,809 --> 00:13:09,237
Are you giving out kisses?
301
00:13:11,106 --> 00:13:12,964
Oh, this is kind of an emergency.
302
00:13:12,989 --> 00:13:15,347
Yeah. We-we just need
someone to take Cannoli
303
00:13:15,372 --> 00:13:16,526
for a f-few weeks.
304
00:13:16,551 --> 00:13:18,121
Samantha, what do you think?
Can you take him?
305
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:21,682
I don't let my mother stay with me,
so what do you think?
306
00:13:23,098 --> 00:13:24,448
Jerry, what about you?
307
00:13:24,473 --> 00:13:26,518
Uh, sorry,
I couldn't do that to my hamsters.
308
00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:27,543
Say no more.
309
00:13:27,568 --> 00:13:29,230
It's just that they're
so sensitive, and I...
310
00:13:29,254 --> 00:13:30,555
She said, "Say no more."
311
00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:33,761
I'd love to take him, but my building
312
00:13:33,786 --> 00:13:35,121
doesn't allow dogs.
313
00:13:35,146 --> 00:13:36,698
You own your own house.
314
00:13:36,723 --> 00:13:38,491
I said what I said.
315
00:13:39,321 --> 00:13:41,058
Come on, you guys. Somebody step up.
316
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:42,217
We're gonna lose him.
317
00:13:42,242 --> 00:13:43,598
Lose him? What are you talking about?
318
00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:46,190
Well, Cannoli's "owner" wants him back,
319
00:13:46,215 --> 00:13:47,675
and we cannot let that happen.
320
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,417
When you say "owner," do you mean
321
00:13:49,442 --> 00:13:51,401
the person the dog belongs to?
322
00:13:51,426 --> 00:13:53,888
Technically, yes, but we've been
323
00:13:53,913 --> 00:13:56,042
looking after him now and we love him.
324
00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:58,160
I bet his owner doesn't even
know what his favorite song is.
325
00:13:58,184 --> 00:13:59,619
It's "Hotline Bling."
326
00:14:00,036 --> 00:14:01,558
But he's not yours.
327
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,618
This is a bad idea.
328
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,620
Yeah, no one's gonna help you
commit some crazy dognapping.
329
00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:07,785
How do you think his owner feels?
330
00:14:07,809 --> 00:14:09,378
I'm sure he misses his own dog.
331
00:14:09,403 --> 00:14:10,722
Oh, who cares, Jerry?
332
00:14:13,879 --> 00:14:17,370
Everybody settle down!
333
00:14:17,395 --> 00:14:19,011
A dialysis center
334
00:14:19,036 --> 00:14:23,565
divided against itself cannot stand!
335
00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:27,229
Wow. Thanks, George Washington.
336
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:32,097
Drew, I think they're right.
337
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,892
Just because we love him
doesn't make him ours.
338
00:14:35,382 --> 00:14:37,081
You, too?
339
00:14:37,129 --> 00:14:39,300
I have a dental convention next month.
340
00:14:39,325 --> 00:14:40,933
You could watch my two hamsters...
341
00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:42,526
No more.
342
00:14:43,618 --> 00:14:46,151
I think that we're
doing the right thing,
343
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:47,542
giving Cannoli back.
344
00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:48,668
I know, I know.
345
00:14:48,693 --> 00:14:50,104
You can call Dr. Pete and tell him
346
00:14:50,129 --> 00:14:51,581
we'll bring him back right now.
347
00:14:52,548 --> 00:14:54,082
Get on up.
348
00:14:55,392 --> 00:14:57,011
It's not gonna be the same
349
00:14:57,036 --> 00:14:58,768
without you, big guy.
350
00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:00,675
I'm gonna miss your cuddles.
351
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:04,070
And I'll never find another
dog to be the big spoon.
352
00:15:07,332 --> 00:15:08,691
You're one of them.
353
00:15:08,715 --> 00:15:10,483
I'll see you in hell!
354
00:15:10,508 --> 00:15:12,420
Drew!
355
00:15:12,764 --> 00:15:14,866
Cannoli!
356
00:15:15,647 --> 00:15:18,847
Drew, pick up. Where the hell are you?
357
00:15:18,872 --> 00:15:21,474
I can't keep making excuses to Dr. Pete.
358
00:15:21,499 --> 00:15:24,472
Oh, by the way,
I told him that I'm at your funeral,
359
00:15:24,497 --> 00:15:26,753
so if he comes by,
360
00:15:26,778 --> 00:15:29,253
I don't know, play dead?
361
00:15:30,279 --> 00:15:31,901
Still not answering, huh?
362
00:15:31,926 --> 00:15:32,926
Nope.
363
00:15:32,951 --> 00:15:34,847
Okay, that's "conquer."
364
00:15:34,872 --> 00:15:39,409
28 points because the "Q"
landed on a double-letter.
365
00:15:39,434 --> 00:15:42,714
Ugh, I liked Drew a lot better
when he followed the rules.
366
00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:46,469
"Preconquer."
367
00:15:46,494 --> 00:15:51,245
Ooh, it's a double-word score,
so, uh, 44.
368
00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:53,870
Yeah, well, "preconquer" is not a word.
369
00:15:53,895 --> 00:15:56,862
It's what you do before you conquer.
370
00:15:56,887 --> 00:15:59,370
Like the stretches and the knee bends.
371
00:15:59,395 --> 00:16:02,433
And then, boom, you're conquering.
372
00:16:05,337 --> 00:16:07,873
What the hell are you talking about?
373
00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:09,456
Try again.
374
00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:12,206
I don't get it.
Drew's obsessed with keeping Cannoli,
375
00:16:12,231 --> 00:16:14,620
but the dog was such
a pain to him before.
376
00:16:14,645 --> 00:16:16,513
Yeah. Could be one of those situations
377
00:16:16,538 --> 00:16:20,058
where you don't appreciate what
you had till they take it away.
378
00:16:20,368 --> 00:16:22,792
Same thing happened with my car keys.
379
00:16:23,726 --> 00:16:26,261
Before yesterday,
he wouldn't even say Cannoli's name.
380
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,839
He just referred to him as
"the dirty white Wookiee."
381
00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:31,847
Maybe it's not about the dog.
382
00:16:31,872 --> 00:16:33,907
Maybe it's transference.
383
00:16:34,149 --> 00:16:35,847
What are you talking about?
384
00:16:35,872 --> 00:16:40,448
You put your feelings about
one thing onto something else.
385
00:16:40,737 --> 00:16:42,706
Like when you punch a hole in the wall.
386
00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:44,409
You're not mad at the wall,
387
00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:47,971
you're mad because they
took away your car keys.
388
00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:50,714
Yeah, or...
389
00:16:50,739 --> 00:16:53,139
when the bartender
tells me I've had enough,
390
00:16:53,164 --> 00:16:56,170
and then I have sex with the bouncer.
391
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,654
Transference.
392
00:16:59,759 --> 00:17:01,694
"Misconquer."
393
00:17:02,065 --> 00:17:03,900
It's when you go to conquer one village
394
00:17:03,925 --> 00:17:07,873
and you accidentally conquer
the village next door.
395
00:17:07,898 --> 00:17:09,666
It's a misconquer.
396
00:17:10,537 --> 00:17:12,521
Okay, you play that.
397
00:17:12,546 --> 00:17:14,548
I have a wall to punch.
398
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:19,834
What? Don't look at me like that.
399
00:17:20,009 --> 00:17:22,678
Maybe you shouldn't have
finished yours so quick.
400
00:17:23,905 --> 00:17:25,521
Okay, here.
401
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,780
Enjoy.
402
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,599
Hey.
403
00:17:31,624 --> 00:17:32,625
You found me.
404
00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:34,334
You make a pretty bad fugitive.
405
00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:36,089
If you're gonna go on the
lam with a giant sheepdog,
406
00:17:36,113 --> 00:17:38,382
at least put a hat and glasses on him.
407
00:17:39,818 --> 00:17:41,256
You okay?
408
00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:44,592
The ducks haven't come back.
409
00:17:44,617 --> 00:17:47,896
Well, maybe they're coming
later because of climate change.
410
00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:50,131
Yeah, exactly.
411
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,758
Even the climate's changing.
412
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,701
Can't one frickin'
thing in my life stay the same?
413
00:17:54,726 --> 00:17:56,342
I get it.
414
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:59,303
Kidney, the divorce, now Maddie.
415
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,865
It's a lot.
416
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,753
See that rock over there?
417
00:18:06,039 --> 00:18:07,741
Maddie used to climb to the top.
418
00:18:07,781 --> 00:18:10,193
She would spend hours
chasing the ducks around.
419
00:18:10,218 --> 00:18:11,686
And I spent hours watching her.
420
00:18:11,711 --> 00:18:13,850
Mm, that's adorable.
421
00:18:14,389 --> 00:18:15,982
Two minutes ago she was this kid
422
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,935
in overalls who needed
me to tie her shoe,
423
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:21,798
and now she's practically
halfway out the door.
424
00:18:22,121 --> 00:18:25,053
I know it's hard to
lose your little girl, but...
425
00:18:25,078 --> 00:18:27,810
the good part is,
you get to see her change
426
00:18:27,835 --> 00:18:31,906
into this badass young woman
that you helped create.
427
00:18:32,617 --> 00:18:34,896
I want to slow it down.
428
00:18:35,919 --> 00:18:39,489
That's the thing. You can't.
429
00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:42,490
You have to embrace
the moments that you have,
430
00:18:42,515 --> 00:18:44,550
not the ones that are gone.
431
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:51,243
I'm sorry I dognapped Cannoli.
That was crazy.
432
00:18:51,268 --> 00:18:54,545
No, it was transference.
433
00:18:54,855 --> 00:18:56,904
You know what transference is?
434
00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,797
I know some stuff.
435
00:19:01,505 --> 00:19:03,834
Tell Dr. Pete that we'll
bring him home tonight.
436
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,623
By the way, how'd you know I'd be here?
437
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,092
I didn't.
438
00:19:10,446 --> 00:19:13,381
So, are we doing
this stupid picture, or what?
439
00:19:13,691 --> 00:19:15,076
You sure?
440
00:19:15,101 --> 00:19:17,740
I mean, we do it every year, don't we?
441
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:20,400
There are no ducks.
442
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,669
I didn't come for the ducks.
443
00:19:25,052 --> 00:19:26,421
Plus, Mom said if I took the picture,
444
00:19:26,445 --> 00:19:28,131
she'd give me my phone back.
445
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:38,257
Hey, boy. It's me, Drew.
You remember me?
446
00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:39,443
Where's Gideon?
447
00:19:39,468 --> 00:19:41,529
Oh, he just stepped out.
He said he could be reached
448
00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:44,139
- at his Gettysburg address.
- Ugh.
449
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,412
Any more of that and I'm gonna
John Wilkes Booth myself.
450
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,303
Oh, hey, boy. Can you hear me?
451
00:19:50,328 --> 00:19:51,563
Oh, over here.
452
00:19:51,588 --> 00:19:53,021
- Oh...
- What are you doing?
453
00:19:53,046 --> 00:19:54,380
Well, uh, Dr. Pete
454
00:19:54,405 --> 00:19:56,279
is letting me FaceTime with Cannoli.
455
00:19:56,304 --> 00:19:57,357
FaceTiming with a dog?
456
00:19:57,382 --> 00:19:59,076
That is the dumbest thing I've ever...
457
00:19:59,101 --> 00:20:00,943
Oh, he's so fluffy.
458
00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:02,866
Where's my fluffy wufferton?
459
00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:04,545
Oh, my God. Who are you?
460
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:07,373
Hey, I'm-I'm Pete Chakos.
I'm Cannoli's dad.
461
00:20:07,398 --> 00:20:08,412
He just walked off.
462
00:20:08,437 --> 00:20:12,935
Ah, yes, yes, Dr. Pete,
the cleft palate surgeon.
463
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,600
I'm-I'm Samantha Turner,
a friend of Drew's.
464
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:18,706
I didn't know Drew had
such attractive friends.
465
00:20:18,731 --> 00:20:22,068
I was just thinking the same thing.
466
00:20:22,093 --> 00:20:23,920
Uh, excuse me, that's my property.
467
00:20:23,945 --> 00:20:26,139
Up-bup-bup. So... a doctor.
468
00:20:26,164 --> 00:20:28,553
Do you have a-a practice in the city?
469
00:20:28,578 --> 00:20:32,256
No, I travel around the world
helping children in need.
470
00:20:32,281 --> 00:20:34,764
Oh, that's so wonderful.
471
00:20:34,789 --> 00:20:38,325
Do you work for one of those big,
worldwide organizations?
472
00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:39,920
No, I'm on my own.
473
00:20:39,945 --> 00:20:41,357
One-man band.
474
00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:42,631
Oh.
475
00:20:42,656 --> 00:20:43,835
Well, you must be pretty well-off
476
00:20:43,859 --> 00:20:45,896
to be flying all over the world.
477
00:20:45,967 --> 00:20:48,294
Actually it's a lot of
scrimping and saving
478
00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:50,771
and relying on the goodwill of others.
479
00:20:51,193 --> 00:20:52,537
Okay, I tried.
480
00:20:54,390 --> 00:20:57,390
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