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Dear father
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I thank you
for bringing us together
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on the beautiful day
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to celebrate the birth of your son.
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Father, I want to thank you
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for bringing my brother
and his family back to us
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but mostly
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for bringing my brother to surprise
you while guiding his steps.
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Life is not always been easy.
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But I'm living witness to
the grace that flows from you
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that guides our every move
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and the orders are universe
when we surrender to your will.
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Thank you for my
wonderful children
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Brie and Jacob
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and my loving wife Rebecca.
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Thank you for
this wonderful food
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you have so graciously provided.
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May you mighty hand continue
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to bring order to our world.
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We love you and praise you
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in the name of Jesus.
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Amen.
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Amen.
- Amen.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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Please.
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Jacob!
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Dig in!
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Here you go sweetie.
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Nice job on than ham Rebecca.
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Oh thank you.
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This year I tried a new recipe.
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Instead of the regular honey glace
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this ham has an apricot glace.
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I find it gives the ham a much
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richer flavor and.
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How is that new territory
working out for you Guy?
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Great.
Just great. Yeah,
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car accidents are up 30%
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burglaries are going steady
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and I tell you
people are scared.
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They are buying insurance
like there is no tomorrow.
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I think you should be grateful
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to have a job.
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Thank you.
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Well yeah
it�s a job I guess
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if you can call legally
extorting people a job
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but.
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The way I see it Guy
if you can feed your family
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it's a good job.
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No, I'm
I'm really grateful, I mean
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I'm.
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Are you hot sweetie?
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Just a little.
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I open the window.
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Rebecca, I'm not paying the
heat bill for the whole neighborhood.
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But, she is.
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Oh, it�s fine
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just undo another button honey.
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Alright careful now, you gonna
watch out for those horny boy.
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Dad!
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Guy.
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I trust you
not referring to Jacob.
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No. Of course not.
I just,
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I mean come on
she is 16 you know
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boys her age
have dirty minds I mean.
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Isn't that right Brie?
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We don't have to
worry about Brie either.
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Rebecca,
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we are out of asparagus.
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Oh.
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So how is
the car business Daniel?
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Good.
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Holiday sales didn't turn out
quite as we expected
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but
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things could always be worse
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which is why I for warn
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and grateful to the lord
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for what we have.
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Here you go sweetie.
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You haven't
touched your dinner.
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I don't want any.
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Well you have to eat.
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You haven't had any
breakfast or lunch today.
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Brie!
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What's the matter Brie?
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Nothing.
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Brie!
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Nothing!
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She is just a little
under the weather.
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Her stupid boyfriend
broke up with her.
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Shut up!
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Boyfriend?
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Boyfriend?
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What boyfriend?
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Just
have some asparagus.
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Mom I don't want any.
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Brie!
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You are going
to eat your dinner now!
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It's good for you honey.
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Look I don't blame her it's not
like that is to taste all that great.
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Brie when I was your age
I hated asparagus
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I mean it makes
your pee smells funny right.
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Guy.
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It does.
Come on.
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I mean it�s like as soon
you hit the john�s it starts
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wafting right up.
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Oh,
I guess she is really sick.
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For gods sakes Brie!
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It's okay.
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Jacob honey
why don't you and you cousin
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go to your room and
build your puzzle, okay?
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Okay.
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Look I got to take a piss.
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Uh, excuse me,
I go to use the bathroom.
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Christmas.
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Why now?
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Why at Christmas dinner?
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Daniel
it isn't her fault.
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It�s Christmas.
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Thank you May
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we just clear everything away.
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My dad got it for me
when he stopped drinking.
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Brie has one too.
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I like your socks.
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Whoo.
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You wanna help me
finish the puzzle?
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That sounds boring.
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Its not,
it�s fun.
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And once you have finished
the puzzle it feels great.
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Kissing.
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Gross,
you are my cousin.
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What,
are you scared?
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Rebecca!
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Please!
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I'm going to see
how Brie is doing.
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May!
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Rebecca or I will check on her.
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But thank you.
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So
what about that kiss?
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That�s how
you kiss your mother.
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Don't you even like girls?
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Shut up!
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So
you are a fag.
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No.
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Prove it.
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Thank you.
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Whoops.
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What took you so long?
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I was using the bathroom.
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Dinner is over.
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Oh
fine Daniel.
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So what�s for dessert?
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Oh I made
some cheesecake with.
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Guy!
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Please leave my house.
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What?
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What did I do this time?
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Come on.
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Just go!
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Daniel,
please.
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Rebecca!
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Okay. So is the ex-alcoholic
throwing the first stone?
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My past is regrettable
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but I have tamed
my inner demons.
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Well I thought
we had passed this. I mean
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didn't you forgive me
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brother!
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Dan
I'm so sorry,
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sometimes he is just
a little you know.
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Guy
I do forgive you
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but I won�t not stand
for that in my house!
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What�s the matter
are you afraid that god
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is going to send you
to hell for having your less
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then perfect brother
over for Christmas?
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I mean what bring down
a plague of locust,
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or boils,
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or what?
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For Christ sake Guy
can we just go!
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What is it Daniel, answer me!
- Daniel.
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Keep your voices down!
- Tell me.
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Sure.
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You wouldn't want our children
to find out just how fucked up we are.
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Daniel
watch your fucking.
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Gwen
we are leaving.
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Gwen lets go.
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Dan,
Rebecca!
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What were you 2
doing in here?
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Jacob.
Answer me!
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Where is your cross?
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Where is it?
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Answer me Jacob!
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What did you do with it?
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Where is it?
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Answer me!
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Tell me!
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I hate it.
- Daniel!
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Its right here.
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Daniel!
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I wanna talk.
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I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
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It's alright.
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Mom.
Dad.
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What�s going on?
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It's okay sweetie.
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It's okay.
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