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[ man ]
For heaven's sake, Wendy,
Look for an airport !
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Will you look
For the airport ?
Oh, don't make such a fuss.
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Just put it down
On a mountain.
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[ man ]
What do you mean,
Just put it down ?
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I'm lucky I can keep it up.
I told you, I never flew before.
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[ Wendy ]
Don't shout at me.
I'm a first-class passenger.
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[ man ]
You're a first-class lunatic !
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It's all over, Wendy.
Our relationship has
A quarter of a tank to go.
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Yes, but you do love me,
Don't you, Harold ?
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I know this is an awkward time
To bring it up,
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But I must know
For our future.
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Ohh ! Aah !
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[ Wendy ]
Harold, darling,
Do answer me.
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[ Harold screaming ]
[ Wendy ]
Oh !
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[ no audible dialogue ]
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You can stop pretending
To be asleep, Sidney.
It's over.
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I was listening to
Beethoven's ninth.
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Somewhere on this plane
There's a wonderful orchestra.
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The cameraman must do
Luggage commercials.
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All you could see
Were the bags under my eyes.
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We'll be landing in Los Angeles
In five minutes, Miss Barrie.
I suppose we must.
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You were terrific !
I loved it !
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Oh, thank you.
That's sweet.
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What ?
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Oh. I hope
You win the Oscar !
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00:04:04,059 --> 00:04:05,994
It's bizarre.
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Eight years with
The national theatre,
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Two pinter plays,
Nine Shakespeare,
Three Shaw,
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And I finally get nominated
For a nauseating little comedy.
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That's why
They call it Hollywood.
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Oh !
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Gorgeous color.
The smog.
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I wonder if
They sell it in bottles.
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It would make
A wonderful present
For the folks back home.
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Thank you.
I'm sorry, Mr. Barrie.
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The "no smoking" sign's on.
Oh, sorry.
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I thought it was meant
For the people down there.
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[ laughing ]
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[ sighs ]
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Oh, Christ.
The royal treatment.
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And if I lose,
We go home in a station wagon.
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[ Sidney ]
I can get used to this life
Very easily, darling.
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Promise me you'll
Get nominated every year.
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[ man ]
We have a magnificent suite
Back at the hotel for you.
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[ woman ]
How nice.
[ starts engine ]
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I'll call you
In half an hour.
Fine.
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Thank you.
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Well, that's just fine.
Unless you're making
A pot of tea,
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I think we're in big trouble.
I didn't build the car.
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I just drove it.
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Did you look at the gauge
Like I told you to ?
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I looked at the gauge
More than I looked at the road.
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I ran off the road.
I did not run off the gauge.
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But if you looked at the gauge,
It wouldn't have overheated.
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You mean
Lookin' at the gauge real good
Stops it from overheatin' ?
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No, but you've got to speak up.
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You've got to say,
"hey, the gauge says
We're overheating."
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This is not the kind of news
That you keep to yourself.
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You know, I hate rent-a-cars.
Why don't we just
Leave it here ?
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It's cooling off, see ?
I told you. All we needed
To do was give it a chance.
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All right, close the hood.
Let's go. I'll drive.
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Oh, no ! Oh, god.
Say he didn't slam the hood.
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00:06:05,714 --> 00:06:07,982
What's the matter
With the doors ?
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00:06:08,050 --> 00:06:10,785
Didn't the man say
Not to slam the hood down ?
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Didn't the man say the doors
Sometimes lock when
You slam the hood down ?
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Did the man say
I would burn my hand ?
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It's locked, all right.
Who's got the keys ?
The car's got the keys !
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Why didn't you take the keys ?
I only went
From my seat to the hood.
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I thought it would be safe.
You on this side.
Stand over there.
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- what fool closed the windows ?
- that fool closed the windows.
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Even with my eyes on the gauge,
I saw that fool
Close the windows.
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The air-conditioning
Doesn't work with open windows.
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Well, now the car doesn't work
With closed windows,
Does it, fool ?
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Smile, everybody !
We're in los Angeles !
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I'm not paying for this window.
Bettina, you're keeping
The books.
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Put the window
In his column.
We're drivin', ain't we ?
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We're not bein' towed,
Are we ?
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Deduct the cost of being towed
From my column.
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Oh, when are you two
Gonna stop bickering
And start vacationing ?
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00:07:02,671 --> 00:07:05,073
It's been like this
Ever since we left Chicago.
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00:07:07,042 --> 00:07:09,844
I have to go to the bathroom.
Can we pull off
And find a gas station ?
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00:07:09,912 --> 00:07:11,846
Okay, honey.
"okay, honey" ?
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00:07:11,914 --> 00:07:13,848
What do you mean,
"okay, honey" ?
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00:07:13,916 --> 00:07:16,184
This is no time
For "okay, honey."
We're on a freeway.
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00:07:16,251 --> 00:07:19,553
When your wife wanted tacos,
I heard enough "okay, honeys."
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00:07:19,621 --> 00:07:22,456
Now, how am I
On that side, honey ?
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[ Bettina ]
You're fine. Hurry up.
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He's not fine
If he has to hurry up !
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00:07:26,862 --> 00:07:28,863
[ horns honking ]
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00:07:28,931 --> 00:07:31,432
Now ! Now !
Go now !
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[ Bettina screams ]
[ horns honking,
Tires screeching ]
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Whiplash !
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Now we all got whiplash,
Okay, honey ?
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Good luck tonight,
Miss Barrie.
Uh, would you ?
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00:08:00,462 --> 00:08:03,731
Oh.
Everyone says
You're going to win.
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00:08:03,799 --> 00:08:05,733
Listen, I�m pleased
Just to be nominated.
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00:08:05,801 --> 00:08:07,735
Can I have
Your picture ?
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00:08:08,937 --> 00:08:10,872
Oh, just by yourself.
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00:08:20,983 --> 00:08:23,251
Herb, how are you ?
Charlie, what do you say ?
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00:08:23,318 --> 00:08:25,253
Billy boy. How's
The new script coming ?
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I found all the words
In the dictionary. I just
Have to put 'em together.
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I mean, we'll never
be able to afford this.
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I mean, the prices
Out here are ridiculous !
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00:08:34,997 --> 00:08:37,832
Yeah, sure.
Mrs. Hannah Warren, please.
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I asked them.
Bill Warren.
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[ telephone ringing ]
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00:08:51,213 --> 00:08:53,747
Yes ?
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00:08:53,816 --> 00:08:55,749
Where are you ?
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306.
Why don't you come up ?
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[ knocking on door ]
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00:09:07,796 --> 00:09:10,198
Come in.
One double scotch,
One tea with lemon.
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00:09:11,466 --> 00:09:13,767
Six dollars
And ninety-five cents.
Yes, ma'am.
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00:09:13,836 --> 00:09:16,103
Would it be possible to just
Rent a couple of drinks ?
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00:09:16,171 --> 00:09:19,373
Ma'am ?
[ telephone ringing ]
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00:09:19,441 --> 00:09:21,976
Uh, would you put that
On the coffee table, please ?
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00:09:25,413 --> 00:09:28,049
Hello ?
Oh, yes, put him on.
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00:09:29,284 --> 00:09:32,320
Bob ? Oh, thank god,
A civilized voice.
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How are you ?
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No, awful. I can't wait
To get out of here.
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00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:40,294
It's like paradise
With a lobotomy.
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00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:42,696
How's Washington ?
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00:09:42,764 --> 00:09:45,299
Rain. Oh, god.
How wonderful.
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00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:49,737
No, no, nothing's settled yet.
He's on his way up.
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Bob, I don't want
To call in a lawyer
Until I see how it goes.
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When have you known me
To be intimidated ?
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00:10:00,983 --> 00:10:03,684
That doesn't count.
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00:10:03,752 --> 00:10:06,187
Yes, as a matter of fact,
I remember it in detail.
128
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:15,662
Bob, can you save
The erotic conversation until
It can do us both some good ?
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00:10:17,632 --> 00:10:20,768
Yes. Yes, I will.
I'll call you
As soon as he leaves.
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00:10:22,504 --> 00:10:24,772
I do too. Bye.
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00:10:24,839 --> 00:10:27,108
[ hangs up phone ]
looks like another
beautiful day, huh ?
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00:10:27,175 --> 00:10:29,944
For a change.
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00:10:38,053 --> 00:10:40,221
Hello, Hannah.
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00:10:43,892 --> 00:10:47,161
you were supposed to knock.
I was going to keep you
waiting in the hall.
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00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:49,163
You screwed up
My big moment.
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00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:51,165
You still have trouble
Saying a simple "hello."
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00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,401
Oh, I am sorry.
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00:10:53,468 --> 00:10:56,837
You always did get a thrill out
Of the little things in life.
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00:10:56,905 --> 00:10:58,839
Hello, bill.
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Hello, Hannah.
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00:11:02,577 --> 00:11:06,147
- how are you ?
- at this moment,
I'm completely nonplussed.
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00:11:06,214 --> 00:11:09,683
What the hell have you done
To yourself ? You've turned
Into a young boy again.
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00:11:09,751 --> 00:11:12,086
It's good to see you.
I mean it.
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00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:15,957
You look like the sweetest,
Young, 14-year-old boy.
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00:11:16,024 --> 00:11:18,492
You're not spending
Your summers at camp, are you ?
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Just three weeks
In July.
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00:11:21,029 --> 00:11:22,964
Shouldn't we kiss or
Shake hands or something ?
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00:11:23,031 --> 00:11:25,399
Let's save it
For when you leave.
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00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:30,838
I made a 1:30 reservation
For lunch.
Is that all right ?
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00:11:30,905 --> 00:11:33,507
Just, uh, give me a minute.
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00:11:33,575 --> 00:11:38,712
When you haven't seen
Your ex-husband in nine years,
Your eyes have to... Adjust.
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00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:41,048
I love
Your California clothes.
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00:11:41,116 --> 00:11:43,617
They're Bloomingdales
Of New York.
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00:11:43,685 --> 00:11:46,120
It's the best place
For California clothes.
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00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:50,557
My god,
You look so--
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00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,826
I don't know.
What is the word
I'm looking for ?
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00:11:52,894 --> 00:11:56,497
Happy.
Casual.
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00:11:56,564 --> 00:11:59,833
You never know out here.
Are you dressed up now,
Or is that sporty ?
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00:12:01,103 --> 00:12:03,137
I didn't think a tie
Was necessary for a reunion.
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00:12:03,205 --> 00:12:05,839
Is that what this is ?
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00:12:05,907 --> 00:12:08,309
When you walked in like that,
I thought we were
Gonna play tennis.
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00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,645
You certainly look
Fit enough for it.
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"fit."
You think I look fit ?
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00:12:14,282 --> 00:12:16,217
You awful shit.
I look gorgeous.
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00:12:16,284 --> 00:12:18,152
Yes, you do, Hannah.
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00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:21,322
Your tan, of course,
Is perfect.
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00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:25,292
I always wondered how
You got the back
Of your ears so dark.
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00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,929
You put the top
Of your car down
And drive away from the sun.
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00:12:28,997 --> 00:12:32,166
Look, if we're gonna
Banter like this,
Give me a little time.
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00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:34,601
After nine years,
I'm a little rusty.
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Oh, you'll pick it
Right up again.
It's like French.
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00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:40,908
You see, that's what I�d miss
If I ever left New York--
The bantering.
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00:12:40,975 --> 00:12:43,344
San Francisco�s
Only an hour away.
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00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:45,346
We go up there
And banter in emergencies.
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00:12:45,414 --> 00:12:47,848
I never liked San Francisco.
I was always afraid...
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00:12:47,916 --> 00:12:51,152
I'd fall out of bed and
Roll down one of those hills.
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00:12:51,219 --> 00:12:53,287
Not you, Hannah.
You roll up hills.
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Oh, good.
You're bantering.
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00:12:58,427 --> 00:13:00,361
The flight out
Wasn't a total loss.
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00:13:00,429 --> 00:13:02,530
I detect a bit of snip
In the air.
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00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:07,968
Does that mean
Your conversation with jenny
Wasn't all that successful ?
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00:13:08,036 --> 00:13:10,571
Oh, I don't know.
I thought that we glared
At each other rather well.
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00:13:10,638 --> 00:13:14,408
I ordered a drink before lunch.
I thought one of us
Might be a little nervous.
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00:13:14,476 --> 00:13:17,244
I gave up
Double scotches on the rocks
Six years ago.
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00:13:17,312 --> 00:13:20,114
I'm big on apple juice
These days.
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00:13:20,182 --> 00:13:22,116
Well, I guess I�m the one
That's nervous.
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00:13:27,855 --> 00:13:29,957
It's obvious this place
Agrees with you, bill.
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00:13:31,493 --> 00:13:34,061
Or do they call you Billy ?
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00:13:34,129 --> 00:13:36,597
That's right.
Jenny told me.
Everybody calls you Billy.
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00:13:36,664 --> 00:13:40,434
That's me-- Billy.
it's just adorable.
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00:13:40,502 --> 00:13:42,736
Forty-four-year-old Billy
Standing there...
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00:13:42,804 --> 00:13:45,639
In his cute little sneakers
And sweater.
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00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:49,843
You'd better sit down, Billy.
You're making me feel like
Your math teacher.
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00:13:53,681 --> 00:13:57,851
I promised myself driving
Over here I would be pleasant.
I am now being pleasant.
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00:13:57,919 --> 00:14:00,854
You drive everywhere, do you ?
Even to your car ?
Everywhere.
196
00:14:02,457 --> 00:14:04,592
If we're going,
I think we'd better get started.
197
00:14:04,659 --> 00:14:08,996
You have changed, Billy.
You know, you don't get rattled
As easily as you used to.
198
00:14:09,063 --> 00:14:11,565
Well, they don't have
As many rattlers out here.
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00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,967
Maybe this lunch won't be
As dull as I thought.
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00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,649
Marvin !
Hey, Marvin !
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00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,586
Harry !
[ laughing ]
Hey !
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00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,588
Hey, boy !
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00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,558
Harry.
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00:14:41,863 --> 00:14:45,332
You-you got so bald.
How did you get so bald ?
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00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,135
You don't see your brother
In five years,
That's all you gotta say ?
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00:14:48,203 --> 00:14:51,272
I didn't even know
It was you,
You got so bald.
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00:14:51,339 --> 00:14:55,442
Where's Millie ?
She's coming in
On the morning plane.
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00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:58,745
We don't like to fly together
On account of the kids.
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00:14:58,813 --> 00:15:01,415
You got so bald !
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00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:04,718
Hey, Marvin, take a gander.
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00:15:04,786 --> 00:15:08,755
Hmm ? Oh, I�d give up
Two years of my life for
One hour with each of them.
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00:15:08,823 --> 00:15:12,393
[ Marvin ]
You still haven't changed,
Have you ?
213
00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:14,695
Let's say "hello."
Let's see how far we can get.
214
00:15:14,762 --> 00:15:17,498
Hey, don't start in
With me, harry.
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00:15:17,566 --> 00:15:20,401
I'm here one night
Without Millie.
Don't get me into trouble.
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00:15:20,468 --> 00:15:23,571
Would I do that to you ?
You did it to papa
When he was 82 years old.
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00:15:23,638 --> 00:15:26,607
Don't do it to me.
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00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,776
Oh, miss ? You--
Stop already
With the girls !
219
00:15:29,844 --> 00:15:32,746
Your kid is getting
Bar Mitzvahed tomorrow.
220
00:15:32,814 --> 00:15:37,685
Hey, stop it. What is this,
A jogging outfit ?
That's what we do here.
221
00:15:37,752 --> 00:15:40,020
[ Hannah ]
Jenny tells me you've moved.
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00:15:40,088 --> 00:15:42,189
You're not in
Hardy canyon anymore.
Laurel.
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00:15:42,257 --> 00:15:45,826
Laurel canyon.
Laurel, hardy,
What the hell.
224
00:15:45,893 --> 00:15:48,329
She says it's sort of
A small French farmhouse...
225
00:15:48,396 --> 00:15:50,331
With a little water mill
In back...
226
00:15:50,398 --> 00:15:53,066
And the sweetest
Little tennis court.
That's right.
227
00:15:53,134 --> 00:15:57,705
Sounds awfully rugged.
Well, we're from pioneer stock
Out here in the west.
228
00:15:57,772 --> 00:16:02,042
There's a glass house
Two blocks down the road if you
Want to throw some more stones.
229
00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:04,044
Maybe I�ll just drop something
From the plane...
230
00:16:04,112 --> 00:16:07,214
When I leave tonight...
With jenny.
231
00:16:11,519 --> 00:16:14,054
This is very familiar.
Yeah.
232
00:16:14,122 --> 00:16:17,291
The house we rented
The year before jenny was born
Is just down the road there.
233
00:16:21,429 --> 00:16:23,830
That wasn't a bad summer,
Was it ?
234
00:16:23,898 --> 00:16:26,867
I thought it was terrific.
[ sighs ]
235
00:16:26,934 --> 00:16:30,203
Yes, well, the pacific ocean
Was a lot more interesting
In those days.
236
00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:37,311
[ bill ]
No, thank you.
No cigarettes either ?
237
00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:39,346
No, I gave them up
Eight years ago.
238
00:16:39,414 --> 00:16:42,650
Don't you miss the coughing
And the hacking
In the morning ?
239
00:16:42,717 --> 00:16:46,754
It woke the dogs up.
I have dogs now.
240
00:16:46,821 --> 00:16:48,756
Isn't divorce wonderful ?
241
00:16:50,024 --> 00:16:52,359
You have changed, Billy.
You've gone clean on me.
242
00:16:54,629 --> 00:16:57,665
Tell me, what else do you do
To keep that winsome
Adolescent look ?
243
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,336
You're just dying
To make a little fun of me,
Aren't you ?
244
00:17:02,404 --> 00:17:04,805
No, I don't mind.
I have an hour to kill.
245
00:17:04,872 --> 00:17:07,474
Would you believe I, uh,
I run five miles
Every morning ?
246
00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:10,911
After what ?
Oh.
After a good night's sleep.
247
00:17:10,978 --> 00:17:14,047
I don't even have a pill
In my medicine cabinet,
And I gave up analysis.
248
00:17:14,115 --> 00:17:17,351
Oh, I heard that.
Why did you quit ?
I went sane.
249
00:17:17,419 --> 00:17:20,153
Sane ? My god.
How boring.
250
00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:23,857
Tell me something, Billy,
Don't you ever get depressed ?
251
00:17:23,925 --> 00:17:26,727
Yes.
When ?
252
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:29,229
Now.
253
00:17:31,165 --> 00:17:34,501
And I, uh, I hear
You went in for an operation.
254
00:17:34,569 --> 00:17:37,438
A hysterectomy.
It was nothing.
255
00:17:37,505 --> 00:17:40,273
I have them every year.
256
00:17:40,342 --> 00:17:42,943
I understood you had,
Uh, prostate trouble.
257
00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:44,978
Small world, isn't it ?
258
00:17:45,046 --> 00:17:47,981
Well, our past sins
Do have a way
Of catching up with us.
259
00:17:48,049 --> 00:17:50,517
Jenny tells me
You have a new boyfriend.
260
00:17:50,585 --> 00:17:52,519
[ chuckles ]
No.
261
00:17:54,121 --> 00:17:57,491
I have a lover.
Jenny has boyfriends.
Oh.
262
00:17:57,559 --> 00:18:00,260
A writer in the Washington Post,
I�m told.
mm-hmm.
263
00:18:00,328 --> 00:18:02,929
He's 54 years old,
He has a heart condition,
264
00:18:02,997 --> 00:18:06,867
Asthma,
Leans toward alcoholism.
265
00:18:06,934 --> 00:18:10,704
He also has the second-best mind
I've met in this country
Since Adlai Stevenson.
266
00:18:12,807 --> 00:18:14,842
What's with you mate-wise ?
267
00:18:16,711 --> 00:18:18,645
"mate-wise" ?
268
00:18:20,915 --> 00:18:22,850
Mate-wise, I�m seeing
A very nice girl.
269
00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:26,653
Are you ? Where are
You seeing her to ?
270
00:18:26,721 --> 00:18:29,590
Come on, Hannah.
271
00:18:31,426 --> 00:18:34,294
I beg your pardon.
Have I offended you ?
272
00:18:34,362 --> 00:18:38,499
My god, it's a long time
Since I�ve been involved
In a smart-ass conversation.
273
00:18:38,566 --> 00:18:40,501
I'm sorry,
But you're the one
That said things like,
274
00:18:40,568 --> 00:18:44,237
"I hear you have a boyfriend,"
And "I�m seeing
A very nice girl."
275
00:18:44,305 --> 00:18:47,708
I'm not the one with
The Bobsey twin haircut
And the peter pan phraseology.
276
00:18:47,776 --> 00:18:50,210
I can see you've really come
To hunt bear, haven't you ?
277
00:18:50,278 --> 00:18:52,212
Hunt bear ?
278
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,981
Is that what you said ?
"hunt bear" ?
279
00:18:55,049 --> 00:18:56,983
Is that the kind of nifty
Conversation you have...
280
00:18:57,051 --> 00:18:58,985
Around the campfires out here
In the rugged west ?
281
00:19:01,022 --> 00:19:03,056
Can we talk about jenny ?
282
00:19:03,124 --> 00:19:05,058
What's your rush ?
She's only 17.
283
00:19:05,126 --> 00:19:07,694
She has her whole life
Ahead of her.
284
00:19:07,762 --> 00:19:10,831
If I�m gonna turn my daughter
Over to you, which I am not,
285
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,833
At least I wanna know
What you're like.
286
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:17,070
Jenny is our daughter.
Ours.
Maybe. We'll see.
287
00:19:17,138 --> 00:19:19,072
They've been a little slow
With the blood test.
288
00:19:20,475 --> 00:19:22,876
Christ.
Five million cigarettes...
289
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,878
Are murder on the lungs.
290
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,880
[ panting ]
Oh !
291
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:29,917
When you were younger,
You were the healthiest girl
I knew. What happened ?
292
00:19:29,984 --> 00:19:32,820
With Nixon in the White House,
Good health seemed to be
In bad taste.
293
00:19:36,991 --> 00:19:39,225
Your friend's about
A size too small for me.
294
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,864
How does she fit you ?
295
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,866
Nicely, thank you.
296
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:51,004
Is this the neophyte actress
With the golden hair
Jenny's been telling me about ?
297
00:19:51,072 --> 00:19:54,708
Am I being too nosy ?
Not for a Newsweek editor.
298
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:57,644
Yes, she is, and she's
A damned good actress.
299
00:19:57,712 --> 00:19:59,913
Married before;
Has a nine-year-old boy.
300
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:03,183
Really ? Should make
A nice pet for jenny.
301
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:07,988
Is marriage contemplated ?
302
00:20:08,055 --> 00:20:11,391
It's contemplated.
It's being discussed
And seriously considered.
303
00:20:11,459 --> 00:20:13,861
And we all get along
Like clams.
304
00:20:13,928 --> 00:20:18,031
Right. And would there
Be room for all of you in
The little French farmhouse ?
305
00:20:18,099 --> 00:20:21,234
Or will you have to take them
To a Moroccan villa
On Wilshire boulevard ?
306
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:26,006
What the hell
Are you so bitter about ?
307
00:20:26,073 --> 00:20:29,075
You used to be bright and witty,
And now you're just
Snide and sarcastic.
308
00:20:29,143 --> 00:20:32,145
It comes with age.
When you don't have
A fastball anymore,
309
00:20:32,213 --> 00:20:34,280
You go to
Change-ups and sliders.
310
00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:41,889
Can we go ?
I feel like we're playing
From here to eternity.
311
00:20:54,969 --> 00:20:56,970
Pretty girl.
I think so.
312
00:20:58,472 --> 00:21:01,441
I suppose if jenny stays,
She'll grow up
To look like that--
313
00:21:01,509 --> 00:21:05,512
Blonde hair, blonde teeth,
Blonde life.
314
00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:07,514
God, I can just hear
The quips flying...
315
00:21:07,582 --> 00:21:11,818
When you and
The second-best mind since
Adlai Stevenson get together.
316
00:21:11,886 --> 00:21:15,989
Sitting there freezing
Under a blanket at
The Washington redskins games,
317
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:19,026
Playing anagrams
With the names of all
The polish players.
318
00:21:20,327 --> 00:21:22,996
Your mind clicks off
Bric-a-brac so goddamn fast...
319
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:25,432
It never has a chance for
An honest emotion or thought
Ever to get through.
320
00:21:25,499 --> 00:21:28,001
And you're so filled
With honest emotion,
321
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:31,371
You fall in love every time
Someone sings a ballad.
322
00:21:31,439 --> 00:21:34,041
You're worse
Than a hopeless romantic.
You're a hopeful one.
323
00:21:36,110 --> 00:21:40,246
You're the kind of man who would
End the world famine problem
By having them all eat out,
324
00:21:40,314 --> 00:21:42,716
Preferably at a good
Chinese restaurant.
325
00:21:42,784 --> 00:21:45,819
Oh, for god's sake, Hannah.
Let's stop this crap.
326
00:21:50,257 --> 00:21:52,425
I don't know if your bitterness
Is because jenny ran away...
327
00:21:52,493 --> 00:21:54,761
Or because she ran away
To somebody whose lifestyle...
328
00:21:54,829 --> 00:21:58,465
Epitomizes everything
You consider cheap and banal.
329
00:21:58,532 --> 00:22:00,467
I don't have a lifestyle.
I have a life.
330
00:22:05,673 --> 00:22:07,841
You have no legal rights
To her.
You understand that ?
331
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:09,843
Certainly.
Then tell her
To come home with me.
332
00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:13,680
I did.
She would like to try it
With me for a year.
333
00:22:13,748 --> 00:22:15,682
She's not happy
In New York, Hannah.
334
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:18,018
Nobody's happy in New York,
But they're alive.
335
00:22:19,286 --> 00:22:21,221
What a snob you are.
336
00:22:22,456 --> 00:22:25,358
Thank god there's
A few of us left.
337
00:22:25,426 --> 00:22:28,762
[ dryer whirring ]
what is there so beautiful
about your life...
338
00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:31,297
That makes it so important
To put down everyone else's ?
339
00:22:31,365 --> 00:22:35,802
[ shuts dryer off ]
New York is not the center
Of the goddamn universe.
340
00:22:35,870 --> 00:22:39,305
I grant you,
It's an exciting, vibrant,
Stimulating, fabulous city,
341
00:22:39,373 --> 00:22:41,608
But it is not Mecca.
342
00:22:41,676 --> 00:22:45,545
It just smells like it.
To hell with New York
Or Boston or Washington.
343
00:22:45,613 --> 00:22:48,749
I don't care where jenny lives.
I care how.
344
00:22:48,816 --> 00:22:51,551
She's a bright girl
With an intelligent mind.
345
00:22:51,619 --> 00:22:54,921
Let it grow and prosper.
What the hell is she
Gonna learn in a community...
346
00:22:54,989 --> 00:22:58,391
Whose greatest literary
Achievement is the map
Of the movie stars' homes ?
347
00:22:58,459 --> 00:23:01,394
Tell me about it,
Hannah.
348
00:23:01,462 --> 00:23:04,597
Tell me about
The political elite
On Martha�s vineyard in July.
349
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,135
I remember vividly
Those charity luncheons...
350
00:23:08,202 --> 00:23:11,404
To raise money for
The California grape pickers.
351
00:23:11,472 --> 00:23:15,575
A teeming mob of women
Who must have spent $12,000
On Gucci pants...
352
00:23:15,643 --> 00:23:19,012
So they could raise 2,000
For the grape pickers.
353
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,715
Why the hell didn't they just
Mail them the pants ?
354
00:23:24,652 --> 00:23:28,121
You were terrific when
You used to write like that.
355
00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:31,758
I haven't seen your newest film.
I'm told it grossed very well
In backward areas.
356
00:23:33,695 --> 00:23:35,862
Jesus. Was I anything
Like you before ?
357
00:23:35,930 --> 00:23:38,298
I couldn't hold a candle to you.
358
00:23:38,365 --> 00:23:40,533
No wonder
Nobody here talked to me
For the first two years.
359
00:23:40,601 --> 00:23:42,535
Lucky you.
360
00:23:43,604 --> 00:23:46,472
Look, we have
To settle this today.
361
00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:50,443
If you respect jenny
As a person, then respect
Her right to make a free choice.
362
00:23:50,511 --> 00:23:53,013
You get her for the summers.
That's enough.
363
00:23:53,081 --> 00:23:56,116
It takes me the other
Ten months of the year to get
The seaweed out of her brains.
364
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:59,219
How much time do you
Spend with her ?
365
00:23:59,286 --> 00:24:01,588
How often do you have
Breakfast with her ?
366
00:24:02,857 --> 00:24:05,291
How many nights a week
Does she eat dinner alone ?
367
00:24:07,695 --> 00:24:09,930
You really think she's
Happy with that $20 bill
You give her...
368
00:24:09,997 --> 00:24:12,332
Every time you go off
To Washington
For the weekend ?
369
00:24:15,870 --> 00:24:18,705
The girl is growing up
Lonely, Hannah,
370
00:24:18,773 --> 00:24:22,109
And she's flown out here
On her own savings
To prove it to you.
371
00:24:23,177 --> 00:24:25,112
She has two dogs,
A Dominican cook,
372
00:24:25,179 --> 00:24:29,282
And every good-looking boy
In the senior class
Living off my refrigerator.
373
00:24:29,350 --> 00:24:32,418
Despite her gothic reports,
She is not living
The life of Jane Eyre.
374
00:24:34,488 --> 00:24:36,923
Would you like to know what
Jenny has to say about you ?
375
00:24:36,991 --> 00:24:39,559
She told me. She thinks
I'm a son of a bitch.
376
00:24:39,627 --> 00:24:43,130
She also thinks
I'm a funny son of a bitch.
377
00:24:43,197 --> 00:24:45,632
She loves me,
But she doesn't like me.
She's afraid of me.
378
00:24:45,699 --> 00:24:48,401
She's intimidated by me.
She respects me,
379
00:24:48,469 --> 00:24:51,071
But she doesn't wanna
Become like me.
380
00:24:51,139 --> 00:24:53,640
We have a perfectly normal
Mother-daughter relationship.
381
00:24:53,707 --> 00:24:55,675
How the hell
Can you be so flippant...
382
00:24:55,743 --> 00:24:58,344
When it comes to your
Own daughter's well-being ?
383
00:24:58,412 --> 00:25:00,346
And how the hell
Can you be so pompous...
384
00:25:00,414 --> 00:25:04,517
Not to recognize a perfectly
Normal, rebellious attitude
In a young girl ?
385
00:25:04,585 --> 00:25:07,988
If she didn't complain,
I'd probably send her
To an expensive shrink.
386
00:25:09,757 --> 00:25:11,691
Since she's with me
Ten months of the year,
387
00:25:11,759 --> 00:25:13,693
It is only normal
You're the one
She's going to miss.
388
00:25:15,229 --> 00:25:18,231
I think by and large she and I
Have managed quite well.
389
00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:21,701
But like all young girls,
She needs a father image.
390
00:25:21,769 --> 00:25:25,471
I don't mind.
If it's only July and august,
It might as well be you.
391
00:25:25,539 --> 00:25:28,474
This is April,
And she came out
Without your permission.
392
00:25:28,542 --> 00:25:30,977
She never had
A good head for dates.
393
00:25:31,045 --> 00:25:33,213
What would you do if
I just keep her here with me ?
394
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,982
I will call my friend,
The attorney general
Of the united states,
395
00:25:36,050 --> 00:25:38,051
If she's not on
The 9:00 plane tonight.
396
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:41,221
Why didn't you ever run
For office, Hannah ?
397
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,223
I always thought you'd have made
A hell of a governor.
398
00:25:45,592 --> 00:25:48,361
I don't think
A democratic system
Really works.
399
00:25:48,429 --> 00:25:50,363
Offer me a monarchy,
And we'll talk.
400
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,801
It's 2:30.
Will you call jenny or shall I ?
401
00:25:54,869 --> 00:25:56,803
No.
402
00:25:56,871 --> 00:25:58,905
no, what ?
no, sir.
403
00:26:09,984 --> 00:26:11,918
The truth, Hannah.
404
00:26:11,986 --> 00:26:14,587
You know if we leave it
Up to jenny, you don't
Stand a chance in hell...
405
00:26:14,655 --> 00:26:16,656
Of getting her
On that plane.
Certainly.
406
00:26:16,724 --> 00:26:18,758
Why else would the ninny
Run away ?
407
00:26:18,826 --> 00:26:21,261
Who said
We don't have problems ?
She is 17 years old,
408
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:23,997
And when we go at each other,
She needs another shoulder
To cry on.
409
00:26:25,599 --> 00:26:27,633
But I�ll be goddamned if
I'm gonna give up a daughter...
410
00:26:27,701 --> 00:26:30,070
For a pink cashmere shoulder
Three thousand miles away.
411
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,141
This is an event.
412
00:26:35,209 --> 00:26:37,543
It's the first time in my life
I've ever seen you so nervous.
413
00:26:38,946 --> 00:26:41,147
[ chuckles ]
I'm not nervous.
414
00:26:41,215 --> 00:26:43,549
I'm scared to death.
415
00:26:43,617 --> 00:26:45,551
That's good of you
To admit it.
416
00:26:46,921 --> 00:26:49,389
But honesty always was
One of your strengths.
417
00:26:52,693 --> 00:26:56,129
You're pretty cute yourself.
I mean it.
418
00:26:56,197 --> 00:27:00,000
Oh, why do men
Have to get better looking
When they get older ?
419
00:27:00,067 --> 00:27:02,903
Remind me to bring it up with
The equal rights commission.
420
00:27:02,970 --> 00:27:05,305
[ Marvin ]
So where are the stars ?
I don't see any stars yet.
421
00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:07,440
[ harry ]
They come out at night.
422
00:27:07,508 --> 00:27:11,611
I'll pick you up for dinner
At 6:30 in front of the hotel.
423
00:27:11,678 --> 00:27:13,713
Suit and tie,
Or sloppy like you ?
424
00:27:13,781 --> 00:27:16,582
[ sighs ]
Look at that beauty. Mmm !
425
00:27:16,650 --> 00:27:18,651
They fall out of the trees
Here like oranges.
426
00:27:18,719 --> 00:27:21,454
Lucky thing
I didn't move out here.
I'd be bald, like you.
427
00:27:23,024 --> 00:27:26,126
How come you're so preoccupied
With sex, sex, sex ?
428
00:27:26,193 --> 00:27:28,295
I thought all that jogging,
You'd forget about sex.
429
00:27:28,362 --> 00:27:30,397
You know something better ?
Thank you.
430
00:27:30,464 --> 00:27:33,366
Here you go. Thanks.
You're still the same--
Girls, girls, girls.
431
00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:35,902
You fall apart every time
You see a tuchas.
432
00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:38,405
[ telephone ringing ]
%% [ big band on radio ]
433
00:27:42,543 --> 00:27:44,477
Hello ?
434
00:27:45,546 --> 00:27:47,480
Oh, yes.
How are you ?
435
00:27:48,549 --> 00:27:52,285
Well, she's a bit nervous,
I think.
436
00:27:52,353 --> 00:27:55,688
Do you really think she will ?
Well, let's hope so.
437
00:27:55,756 --> 00:27:59,326
Oh, yes, and, uh,
Thank you for the flowers
And for the fruit...
438
00:27:59,393 --> 00:28:01,828
And for the lovely suite
And for the caviar...
439
00:28:01,895 --> 00:28:04,030
And for everything else
You send up by the hour.
440
00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:08,568
One moment, Joe.
Diana, it's Joe Pickman.
441
00:28:08,635 --> 00:28:10,570
Tell him I�m in the can.
442
00:28:14,775 --> 00:28:17,543
The man has paid for this trip,
He's paid for this suite.
443
00:28:17,611 --> 00:28:19,980
He's given you the best part
You've had in five years.
444
00:28:20,047 --> 00:28:23,083
I am not gonna tell him
You're in the can.
445
00:28:23,150 --> 00:28:25,551
Then I�ll tell him.
446
00:28:25,619 --> 00:28:28,021
Joe, darling.
447
00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:31,791
I told Sidney to tell you
I was in the can.
448
00:28:33,027 --> 00:28:35,761
I didn't want to speak
To you, that's why.
449
00:28:35,829 --> 00:28:37,797
Well, because I feel
So responsible.
450
00:28:37,865 --> 00:28:40,933
I don't want to
Let you down tonight.
451
00:28:41,002 --> 00:28:43,269
I know how much this film
Means to you,
452
00:28:43,337 --> 00:28:46,039
And I want so much
To win this award for you, Joe.
453
00:28:48,542 --> 00:28:50,643
No, there was
No picture without you.
454
00:28:50,711 --> 00:28:54,714
Well, goddamn it, it's true.
After four studios
Turned it down,
455
00:28:54,781 --> 00:28:58,718
You deserve some
Special perseverance award.
456
00:28:58,785 --> 00:29:02,322
you're a chubby little man,
and I adore you.
457
00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:06,059
If I win tonight, darling,
458
00:29:06,127 --> 00:29:08,761
It's not going to be
An Oscar.
459
00:29:11,065 --> 00:29:14,067
It's going to be a...
Joe Pickman.
460
00:29:17,204 --> 00:29:19,139
You're an angel.
461
00:29:21,608 --> 00:29:24,511
- that was very sweet.
- did you like it, dear ?
462
00:29:24,578 --> 00:29:27,013
That's gonna be
My acceptance speech.
463
00:29:27,081 --> 00:29:31,017
Your acceptance speech ?
All except the part
That I was in the can.
464
00:29:31,085 --> 00:29:33,453
[ chuckles ]
Well, naturally,
465
00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:38,324
You and I know I don't have
A hope in hell, but
You have to prepare something.
466
00:29:38,392 --> 00:29:42,195
you can't just
stand there sobbing
all over Burt Reynolds.
467
00:29:42,263 --> 00:29:44,197
You've got as much chance
As anyone else.
[ TV, indistinct ]
468
00:29:45,966 --> 00:29:49,802
No, I--
I don't have the sentiment
On my side.
469
00:29:51,138 --> 00:29:54,240
You've got to have
A sentimental reason...
470
00:29:54,308 --> 00:29:56,242
For them to vote for you.
471
00:29:57,978 --> 00:30:01,081
Any decent actress
Can give a good performance,
472
00:30:01,148 --> 00:30:04,917
But a dying husband, that
Would have insured everything.
473
00:30:04,985 --> 00:30:09,655
You wouldn't like to get
Something fatal for me,
Would you, angel ?
474
00:30:09,723 --> 00:30:12,492
You should've told me sooner.
I could've come over
On the Hindenburg.
475
00:30:14,295 --> 00:30:19,232
We are dreadful,
Aren't we, Sidney ?
476
00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:21,234
God will punish us.
477
00:30:21,302 --> 00:30:23,236
I think he already has.
478
00:30:28,242 --> 00:30:32,245
Let's do something naughty.
You always think of such
Good naughty things to do.
479
00:30:32,313 --> 00:30:35,081
I was naughty
All day yesterday.
Not with me, you weren't.
480
00:30:35,149 --> 00:30:37,150
You'll just have to learn
To show up on time.
481
00:30:50,581 --> 00:30:53,049
Well, except for
An extremely critical decision
That's still to be made,
482
00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:55,051
It's been a nice day.
483
00:30:58,422 --> 00:31:00,356
What do you say, Hannah ?
484
00:31:04,829 --> 00:31:06,763
I'm out of cigarettes.
485
00:31:09,233 --> 00:31:13,236
I can't be expected to give up
My daughter and cigarettes
On the same day.
486
00:31:17,074 --> 00:31:19,008
Goddamn it !
487
00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:33,422
I only have
One more year with her.
488
00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:37,961
Next September,
She's gonna go to college.
489
00:31:38,028 --> 00:31:41,330
She's gonna come out
In four years
A revolutionary or a nun.
490
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:45,668
Or worse,
Like you or me.
491
00:31:45,736 --> 00:31:48,504
A little bit of both
Wouldn't be so bad.
492
00:31:50,975 --> 00:31:53,709
Do you like your mother ?
493
00:31:53,778 --> 00:31:55,845
My mother ?
She's dead.
494
00:31:55,913 --> 00:31:59,382
Don't quibble.
Did you like her ?
495
00:32:01,418 --> 00:32:03,352
Yes, I liked her.
496
00:32:04,755 --> 00:32:07,023
I don't like mine much.
497
00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:11,127
Can you imagine being
A pain in the ass
For 78 years ?
498
00:32:11,195 --> 00:32:14,798
I knew there was something wrong
Even when I was in the womb.
I never felt comfortable.
499
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:18,301
I think I was hanging too low.
500
00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:24,841
[ sighs ]
501
00:32:24,909 --> 00:32:27,243
We shouldn't have had jenny.
502
00:32:27,311 --> 00:32:30,180
People like you and me,
We're too selfish.
503
00:32:32,416 --> 00:32:35,852
And I--
I don't want her...
504
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,854
To grow up hating me,
505
00:32:37,922 --> 00:32:40,089
And I don't wanna see her
Growing up out here...
506
00:32:40,157 --> 00:32:42,091
'Cause I�m scared
I'm gonna hate her.
507
00:32:48,565 --> 00:32:51,334
I know.
Maybe you and I should've
Stayed together.
508
00:32:51,401 --> 00:32:54,437
We could've--
We could've let jenny go, huh ?
What do you think ?
509
00:32:54,504 --> 00:32:58,407
I think you're still one
Of the most interesting women
I've ever met.
510
00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:06,716
He's not gonna live long,
You know.
511
00:33:06,783 --> 00:33:08,952
Who isn't ?
My friend
At the Washington post.
512
00:33:10,687 --> 00:33:13,556
He had open-heart surgery
That was a total waste of time.
513
00:33:18,662 --> 00:33:20,596
I'm sorry to hear that.
514
00:33:20,664 --> 00:33:23,333
So am I.
515
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,835
The man could really
Make me laugh.
516
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,274
Oh, well,
You win some, lose some.
517
00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:33,943
Talk about resiliency.
518
00:33:35,579 --> 00:33:38,214
Oh. For a smart lady
In a man's world,
519
00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:40,216
I'm not doing so bad.
520
00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:50,659
Tell me something, bill.
Is being in love better now ?
521
00:33:53,097 --> 00:33:55,031
Yes.
522
00:33:56,833 --> 00:34:00,469
- why ?
- because it's now.
523
00:34:02,839 --> 00:34:04,774
Oh, Christ.
524
00:34:08,645 --> 00:34:11,447
I can't wait
To become a grandmother.
525
00:34:11,515 --> 00:34:13,582
I think I screwed up
The first time around.
526
00:34:13,650 --> 00:34:15,584
[ telephone ringing ]
527
00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:23,393
Yes.
528
00:34:26,663 --> 00:34:28,597
I see.
529
00:34:30,901 --> 00:34:32,835
Yeah, I understand.
530
00:34:35,839 --> 00:34:37,773
No, no, no.
I'll take care of it.
531
00:34:37,841 --> 00:34:41,210
Okay, bye-bye.
[ hangs up phone ]
532
00:34:41,278 --> 00:34:44,013
It's jenny.
She's downstairs
With her bags packed.
533
00:34:45,215 --> 00:34:47,150
She says it's up to us.
534
00:34:47,217 --> 00:34:49,152
She'll abide by
Whatever decision we both make.
535
00:34:50,354 --> 00:34:52,488
And you agreed ?
Certainly.
536
00:34:54,058 --> 00:34:56,592
Oh, what a cunning bastard
You are.
537
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:58,861
If we say she goes back
To New York, she's
Gonna think I coerced you.
538
00:34:58,929 --> 00:35:01,197
We say she stays here,
She's gonna think I didn't
Even put up a fight for her.
539
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:03,532
You think she has
That devious a mind ?
540
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,769
Of course.
She's my daughter.
541
00:35:06,837 --> 00:35:09,038
I don't suppose you'd consider
Spending ten months
Of the year back east ?
542
00:35:09,106 --> 00:35:11,040
Only if
Everyone there leaves.
543
00:35:14,044 --> 00:35:16,712
You want me to make it
Easy for you, Hannah ?
544
00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:18,714
I'll throw in my vote.
545
00:35:18,782 --> 00:35:22,785
Whatever you say goes,
And I�ll tell jenny
We both made the decision.
546
00:35:22,853 --> 00:35:26,155
Oh, Jesus.
No wonder there's so many
Used car salesmen out here.
547
00:35:31,428 --> 00:35:34,397
How much time do I have ?
I've always panicked
At deadlines.
548
00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:36,532
As much time as you want.
549
00:36:06,930 --> 00:36:09,932
Is it only from here
She looks so small to me ?
550
00:36:13,737 --> 00:36:15,671
I say she goes back.
551
00:36:16,907 --> 00:36:18,908
I see.
552
00:36:18,975 --> 00:36:20,910
All right,
Then she goes back.
553
00:36:22,979 --> 00:36:24,914
You think I�m wrong,
Don't you ?
554
00:36:24,981 --> 00:36:27,583
I'm disappointed,
But I trust your instincts.
555
00:36:27,651 --> 00:36:30,719
If you feel it's right,
I have enough faith in jenny
That she'll see it too.
556
00:36:30,787 --> 00:36:33,022
I�m--
557
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,429
I'm so afraid
I'm going to lose her, bill.
558
00:36:48,905 --> 00:36:50,839
What are you looking at ?
559
00:36:50,907 --> 00:36:53,876
This is a new color for you--
Vulnerable.
560
00:36:53,944 --> 00:36:57,447
Well, take a picture of it,
'Cause you're not
Gonna see it again.
561
00:37:00,784 --> 00:37:03,486
- [ whispers ]
Keep her.
- what ?
562
00:37:07,224 --> 00:37:09,192
I said, keep her.
563
00:37:09,259 --> 00:37:11,794
But for six months,
Not a year.
564
00:37:11,861 --> 00:37:15,531
And I get to choose the school,
And any school I choose has
To give me three references.
565
00:37:16,766 --> 00:37:18,701
God, what am I doing ?
566
00:37:18,768 --> 00:37:22,472
Stay the weekend, Hannah.
Talk it over again with jenny.
567
00:37:22,539 --> 00:37:25,308
You don't have to make
A decision just because
You got a plane ticket.
568
00:37:25,375 --> 00:37:27,743
I'm a fighter, Billy.
If I stay the weekend,
569
00:37:27,811 --> 00:37:31,247
I'll not only take jenny
Back with me, I might take your
Goddamn girlfriend back too.
570
00:37:31,315 --> 00:37:33,382
Don't let me bully you
Into this, Hannah.
571
00:37:33,450 --> 00:37:36,152
Look, why can't
The three of us
Talk it out ?
572
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:38,488
I'm gonna get jenny
Up here.
No, goddamn it !
573
00:37:38,555 --> 00:37:42,158
If I have to give her up
To get her back,
Then let's do it.
574
00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:44,727
You never stop
Amazing me, Hannah.
575
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:51,667
I'll tell you one thing.
You're not the same woman
I left nine years ago.
576
00:37:51,735 --> 00:37:54,170
And I�m missing
The ovaries to prove it.
577
00:37:59,042 --> 00:38:01,043
Well, guess who's
Nonplussed now ?
578
00:38:03,013 --> 00:38:05,881
You never thought
I'd say "yes," did you ?
579
00:38:05,949 --> 00:38:08,817
Keep up that
Pioneer spirit, Billy.
580
00:38:08,885 --> 00:38:10,853
You're gonna need it raising
A 17-year-old daughter.
581
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,088
I think you're doing
A terrific thing, Hannah.
582
00:38:13,157 --> 00:38:16,091
So do I.
583
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,094
- I suppose you wanna see her
Before you go ?
- well, you suppose wrong.
584
00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:22,231
I've seen her.
I'll call her
When I get to New York.
585
00:38:22,299 --> 00:38:24,233
Bell captain, please.
586
00:38:25,835 --> 00:38:27,770
What should I tell her ?
587
00:38:27,837 --> 00:38:31,807
Tell her I hope she'll be
Very happy and I�m selling
Her record collection.
588
00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:34,910
Would you send someone up
For the luggage, room 306 ?
589
00:38:34,978 --> 00:38:36,912
Thank you.
590
00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:40,149
You know, we couldn't
Have been too bad together.
591
00:38:40,217 --> 00:38:43,352
We produced a hell of a girl.
I think you have that
A little wrong.
592
00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:46,189
I think the two of you
Produced a hell of a mother.
593
00:38:48,158 --> 00:38:50,793
Maybe you're right.
594
00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:54,497
Um, can we shake hands now ?
I'm about to leave.
595
00:38:56,533 --> 00:38:58,467
Sure.
What more can I lose ?
596
00:39:16,052 --> 00:39:17,986
[ elevator door opening ]
597
00:39:21,057 --> 00:39:22,991
N-no--
598
00:39:27,264 --> 00:39:29,198
Serve her plenty of broccoli
And lima beans.
599
00:39:29,266 --> 00:39:31,834
- she likes them ?
- she hates them.
600
00:39:31,901 --> 00:39:33,836
But from now on,
What do I care ?
601
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,609
Good-bye, Hannah.
It was very good
Seeing you again.
602
00:39:39,676 --> 00:39:43,011
I feel like a--
Like an artist...
603
00:39:43,079 --> 00:39:45,981
About to part with a painting
That she doesn't want to sell.
604
00:39:46,049 --> 00:39:48,384
I'll frame it and keep it
In a good light.
605
00:39:48,452 --> 00:39:50,386
Do that.
606
00:39:51,888 --> 00:39:54,457
Take care
Of my daughter too.
607
00:40:39,068 --> 00:40:41,003
Bye.
608
00:40:49,413 --> 00:40:52,381
What do you mean,
Just one room ?
There are two reservations.
609
00:40:52,449 --> 00:40:56,185
Dr. And Mrs. Willis Panama,
Dr. And Mrs. Chauncey Gump.
610
00:40:56,252 --> 00:40:58,354
I have here one deluxe room,
Double bed,
611
00:40:58,422 --> 00:41:00,823
For dr. And Mrs. Panama
On the 3rd, 4th and 5th.
Yes.
612
00:41:00,890 --> 00:41:02,825
I have nothing
For a dr. Gump.
613
00:41:02,892 --> 00:41:05,894
There must be a clerical error
Or an omission of intelligence,
614
00:41:05,962 --> 00:41:08,331
Because my travel agent
Made the reservation.
615
00:41:08,398 --> 00:41:12,601
Now, he's my wife's brother,
And he's also my patient.
I wish you'd double-check it.
616
00:41:12,669 --> 00:41:14,770
I already double-checked
Our files.
617
00:41:14,838 --> 00:41:17,506
Here's the telegram we received.
You can see for yourself.
618
00:41:17,574 --> 00:41:20,309
Yes, I can see that my name
Is missing from this wire.
619
00:41:20,377 --> 00:41:22,745
But as you can see,
I'm not missing
From your hotel.
620
00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:24,980
Now, there's four of us,
And we need two rooms.
621
00:41:25,048 --> 00:41:27,282
I don't have
Two rooms available.
I'm sorry.
622
00:41:27,351 --> 00:41:29,885
It's academy award week.
We don't care who wins.
623
00:41:29,953 --> 00:41:33,522
We just wanna get into bed.
I do have
A small single.
624
00:41:33,590 --> 00:41:35,791
However, there is
Some repair going on.
625
00:41:35,859 --> 00:41:39,362
It's not terribly comfortable,
But I can squeeze
A small daybed in.
626
00:41:39,429 --> 00:41:43,833
I'm sorry, but it's
The best I can do.
Well, what do we do ?
627
00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:46,635
I'm not gonna stand
Around here with whiplash
And argue with the man.
628
00:41:46,703 --> 00:41:49,905
I'm gonna check in
To the Hilton. Let's go, baby.
629
00:41:49,973 --> 00:41:53,342
Well, it's our last few days
Of vacation. I'd hate
For us not to be together.
630
00:41:53,410 --> 00:41:55,878
What do you mean,
"not be together" ? We're all
Gonna check into the Hilton.
631
00:41:55,945 --> 00:41:59,081
Well, they do have
A reservation
For the two of us.
632
00:41:59,148 --> 00:42:01,450
You wanna stay in this hotel
After the way
They've been treatin' us ?
633
00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:03,452
Well, they're treatin'
Me and Bettina all right.
634
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:07,022
I really had my heart
Set on staying here.
It's so pretty here, Chauncey.
635
00:42:07,090 --> 00:42:09,324
Oh, listen. Listen.
What ?
636
00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:12,995
Even a tiny room in this place
Couldn't be too bad.
637
00:42:13,062 --> 00:42:16,732
And it's only
For two nights.
Please, Chaunce ?
638
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,734
Come on.
639
00:42:18,802 --> 00:42:21,103
Okay.
Okay, okay.
640
00:42:22,739 --> 00:42:26,141
We'll toss for the small room.
Why ? I already
Have my reservation.
641
00:42:27,778 --> 00:42:30,813
Willis, you're not thinkin'
What I hope you're not thinkin'.
642
00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:33,649
I didn't make the reservation.
I don't see why
We have to suffer...
643
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:37,119
Because her brother is an idiot.
We see enough blood
In the hospital.
644
00:42:37,186 --> 00:42:39,187
I don't wanna see any blood
In this hotel lobby.
645
00:42:39,255 --> 00:42:42,224
Now, either we toss
For the room, goddamn it,
Or we toss for the room.
646
00:42:42,292 --> 00:42:44,226
Now, call it.
I'm not tossing
For any room.
647
00:42:44,294 --> 00:42:47,930
I'm going up
To my registered room,
Sit in my reserved bath.
648
00:42:47,997 --> 00:42:51,467
Come on, honey.
No, no.
Take it easy.
649
00:42:52,636 --> 00:42:54,970
What time is it ?
What ?
650
00:42:55,038 --> 00:42:58,273
What time is it ?
It's a quarter to 1:00.
651
00:42:58,341 --> 00:43:01,744
I want you to remember
That time, 'cause that's when
We declared war.
652
00:43:01,812 --> 00:43:05,481
Yes, we'd like the court
From 10:00 to 11:00
Tomorrow morning.
653
00:43:05,549 --> 00:43:08,016
And split the charges
With me and dr. Gump.
654
00:43:08,084 --> 00:43:12,087
Balls and everything.
All right, thank you.
655
00:43:12,155 --> 00:43:15,691
We got it !
We are set, tomorrow morning.
656
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:18,828
And we're gonna cream 'em
Six-love, six-love.
657
00:43:18,895 --> 00:43:22,097
And if we have time--
[ together ]
Six-love again.
658
00:43:22,165 --> 00:43:24,500
[ telephone ringing ]
659
00:43:33,443 --> 00:43:36,579
- hello ?
- Chaunce ? Hi, buddy.
What you doin' ?
660
00:43:36,646 --> 00:43:41,450
Oh, nothing much.
Uh, just sittin' here
Watchin' the toilet flush.
661
00:43:41,518 --> 00:43:43,686
It's been flushing
About two hours now,
Wouldn't you say, hon ?
662
00:43:43,753 --> 00:43:46,622
Well, that's too bad.
You and Lola
Wanna use our john ?
663
00:43:46,690 --> 00:43:50,258
Nah. We were thinkin'
About waitin' till
We get back to Chicago.
664
00:43:50,326 --> 00:43:54,563
Well, we're all set.
Tomorrow morning, 10:00 a.m.
How's that ?
665
00:43:54,631 --> 00:43:57,432
Fine, fine.
[ chuckling ]
666
00:43:57,501 --> 00:43:59,969
Sneakers'll be
A little damp though,
But you won't mind.
667
00:44:00,036 --> 00:44:02,037
What time we going
To the Greek restaurant ?
668
00:44:02,105 --> 00:44:05,273
Lola wants to know
What time we're going
To the Greek restaurant.
669
00:44:05,341 --> 00:44:07,843
Oh, didn't I tell you ?
Bettina felt like Japanese,
670
00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:10,178
So I booked Fujiyama�s
For 7:30.
671
00:44:10,246 --> 00:44:14,449
We'll see you
Down in the lobby, 7:15.
Now, don't be late, ya hear ?
672
00:44:14,518 --> 00:44:16,451
Fine.
673
00:44:19,723 --> 00:44:23,258
That man will never
Get to Chicago alive.
674
00:44:23,326 --> 00:44:25,961
The, uh, real dark horse
In this year's Oscar derby...
675
00:44:26,029 --> 00:44:27,963
Seems to be Diana Barrie,
676
00:44:28,031 --> 00:44:31,133
One of the most respected
Actresses in the business
And perhaps best known...
677
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,636
[ ringing ]
For her portrayals of
Shakespearean queens...
678
00:44:33,703 --> 00:44:36,805
And pinter heroines at
London's national theatre.
679
00:44:36,873 --> 00:44:39,008
Diana is up
For her first Oscar...
Hello ?
680
00:44:39,075 --> 00:44:41,644
In the funny but featherweight
Comedy that might have
Slipped by unnoticed--
681
00:44:41,711 --> 00:44:46,114
Oh, yes. Yes.
We'll be down in about,
Uh, five minutes.
682
00:44:46,182 --> 00:44:48,116
Thank you.
683
00:44:48,184 --> 00:44:50,819
Sidney ?
Yes ?
684
00:44:50,887 --> 00:44:53,689
Sidney, take a look...
685
00:44:53,757 --> 00:44:56,825
And-and try
To be gentle.
686
00:44:58,061 --> 00:45:00,796
Channel two just picked you
As a dark horse.
687
00:45:02,098 --> 00:45:05,000
- they must have seen
The dress.
- you hate it.
688
00:45:05,068 --> 00:45:08,370
How much was it ?
Nothing.
Joe Pickman paid for it.
689
00:45:08,438 --> 00:45:10,573
Then I love it.
Damn it.
690
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,942
I wish you didn't have
Such good taste.
691
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:18,948
I have a definite hump
On my left shoulder.
692
00:45:20,383 --> 00:45:24,019
It cost 500 pounds,
And I look like Richard III.
693
00:45:24,087 --> 00:45:27,389
Do you notice the hump,
Sidney ?
694
00:45:27,457 --> 00:45:29,758
[ clears throat ]
Isn't that
Your regular hump ?
695
00:45:29,826 --> 00:45:32,761
Don't joke with me.
I am going
On national television.
696
00:45:32,829 --> 00:45:34,830
There are no humps.
697
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:37,265
I can see no humps
At this particular time.
698
00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:39,635
I should've worn
Something simple.
699
00:45:41,037 --> 00:45:43,072
My black pantsuit.
700
00:45:43,139 --> 00:45:45,874
Why the hell didn't I wear
My black pantsuit ?
701
00:45:45,942 --> 00:45:48,644
Because I am wearing it.
We should never have come.
702
00:45:48,712 --> 00:45:50,913
I never know how to dress
In this bloody country.
703
00:45:50,981 --> 00:45:52,915
It's so easy
To dress in England.
704
00:45:52,983 --> 00:45:55,784
You just put on
Warm clothing.
705
00:45:55,852 --> 00:45:59,321
Why did we come, Sidney ?
Because it's free, darling.
706
00:45:59,388 --> 00:46:01,323
Glenda Jackson never comes.
707
00:46:01,390 --> 00:46:04,727
She's nominated
Every goddamn year.
708
00:46:04,794 --> 00:46:08,631
We could have stayed in London
And waited for a telephone call.
709
00:46:08,698 --> 00:46:10,766
David Niven could have
Accepted for me.
710
00:46:10,834 --> 00:46:13,969
He'd have been bright and witty,
And no one would've
Noticed my hump.
711
00:46:14,037 --> 00:46:16,605
Use it, sweetheart.
People will pity you
For your deformity,
712
00:46:16,673 --> 00:46:18,607
And you're sure to win.
713
00:46:18,675 --> 00:46:21,610
Maybe if you put
Your arm on my shoulder.
714
00:46:21,678 --> 00:46:24,113
Keep your arm on my shoulder
At all times.
715
00:46:24,180 --> 00:46:28,316
If I win
We'll go up together,
Your arm around me.
716
00:46:28,384 --> 00:46:31,086
They'll think we're
Still mad for each other
After 12 years.
717
00:46:31,154 --> 00:46:34,189
Oh, I thought we were.
I keep forgetting.
718
00:46:34,257 --> 00:46:36,391
How many gin and tonics
Have you had ?
719
00:46:36,459 --> 00:46:38,861
Three gins and one tonic.
Catch up on the tonics.
720
00:46:38,928 --> 00:46:41,263
We don't want to be
Disgusting tonight, do we ?
721
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,802
What's wrong with my hair ?
722
00:46:46,870 --> 00:46:50,072
I look like
I've combed it with a towel.
723
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:53,208
When you played Elizabeth
You looked like a warthog,
And you never complained once.
724
00:46:53,276 --> 00:46:55,310
That was acting.
This is living.
725
00:46:55,378 --> 00:46:58,047
Living,
I want to be beautiful.
726
00:46:58,114 --> 00:47:01,349
It's the strangest color.
I asked for a simple rinse,
727
00:47:01,417 --> 00:47:04,053
And that ditsy queen's
Given me crayon.
728
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,221
Shall I walk with my arm
On your head as well ?
729
00:47:06,289 --> 00:47:11,026
Oh, Christ. I hate
Getting dressed like this.
730
00:47:11,094 --> 00:47:14,096
Why is it I�m always
Perfectly comfortable
As somebody else ?
731
00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:16,498
I'd of been perfectly happy
Going as Hedda Gabler.
732
00:47:16,566 --> 00:47:20,268
Try Quasimodo.
Try shutting up !
733
00:47:20,336 --> 00:47:24,406
Now, check me out.
Do I have too much jewelry on ?
734
00:47:24,473 --> 00:47:26,341
Jingle it. I can't tell
If I don't hear it.
735
00:47:26,409 --> 00:47:29,578
Will you please
Be nice to me and pay me
One bloody compliment ?
736
00:47:29,645 --> 00:47:32,480
I've been getting ready
For this horseshit affair
For three hours.
737
00:47:32,548 --> 00:47:35,350
- Diana, you're just--
- what ? What ?
738
00:47:35,418 --> 00:47:38,120
[ chuckling ]
I was--
739
00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:41,156
I was just gonna say
You're making a mountain
Out of a molehill.
740
00:47:41,224 --> 00:47:43,158
But I didn't think
It would amuse you.
741
00:47:43,226 --> 00:47:45,293
That's not funny, Sidney.
742
00:47:45,361 --> 00:47:48,330
That's bizarre.
Give me a drink.
743
00:47:50,834 --> 00:47:53,368
You have the most bizarre
Sense of humor.
744
00:47:53,436 --> 00:47:55,437
Bizarre people often do.
745
00:47:58,441 --> 00:48:00,375
Give me a bit more.
It's all right.
746
00:48:00,443 --> 00:48:02,377
I won't get pissed
Till after I lose.
747
00:48:02,445 --> 00:48:04,713
The car is waiting.
Oh, god.
748
00:48:04,781 --> 00:48:08,250
Why do they have
These things so early ?
749
00:48:08,317 --> 00:48:11,887
I mean, no woman can look good
At 5:00 in the afternoon,
750
00:48:11,955 --> 00:48:14,422
Except possibly
Tatum O�Neal.
751
00:48:14,490 --> 00:48:17,159
Finish your drink.
Mmm.
752
00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:19,661
I don't want to miss
The sound editing awards.
753
00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:24,266
Oh, those bloody photographers
And newsmen.
754
00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:28,070
I can't wait
To see how they explain
My hump in the papers.
755
00:48:33,342 --> 00:48:35,410
Where are you going ?
I need another drink.
756
00:48:35,478 --> 00:48:37,712
The last one
Wore off in the lift.
757
00:48:40,216 --> 00:48:42,951
Gin and tonic, please.
Nothing for me.
758
00:48:44,788 --> 00:48:48,857
I heard that if you're late,
They put nondescript people
In your seats.
759
00:48:48,925 --> 00:48:52,227
Do you know what I might do
Next year, Sidney ?
I pray anything but Ibsen.
760
00:48:52,295 --> 00:48:54,797
I might give it all up.
761
00:48:54,864 --> 00:48:57,532
It's no fun anymore.
Oh, god, how I envy you.
762
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,534
You're the one
With all the talent.
I'm the one...
763
00:48:59,602 --> 00:49:01,904
Who has to make
A horse's ass of myself.
Talent ?
764
00:49:01,971 --> 00:49:04,572
What talent do I have ?
You have nothing but talent.
765
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,842
You cook better than I do,
You write better than I do.
766
00:49:06,910 --> 00:49:08,844
God knows you dress
Better than I do.
767
00:49:08,912 --> 00:49:11,847
Better than "I."
The "do" is superfluous.
768
00:49:11,915 --> 00:49:13,882
You speak better than I do--
769
00:49:13,950 --> 00:49:15,984
What's that green slime
You're eating ?
770
00:49:16,052 --> 00:49:18,020
It looks like a dish
Out of Oliver Twist.
771
00:49:18,087 --> 00:49:22,324
I'm not sure.
I think they run the front lawn
Through a blender.
772
00:49:22,391 --> 00:49:24,526
You've got that glazed look
In your eye again, Sidney--
773
00:49:24,593 --> 00:49:27,095
That "bored-with-her-life"
Attitude.
774
00:49:27,163 --> 00:49:29,664
I'm never bored
With your life, my angel.
775
00:49:29,732 --> 00:49:32,000
I love the openings
And the parties.
776
00:49:32,068 --> 00:49:35,838
I lead a very gay life.
Let's be honest, pet.
777
00:49:35,905 --> 00:49:38,373
How many antique dealers
Get to go to
The academy awards ?
778
00:49:38,441 --> 00:49:40,375
I think you hate
That dusty little shop.
779
00:49:40,443 --> 00:49:42,878
You're never there
When I call.
Could I, miss Barrie ?
780
00:49:42,946 --> 00:49:45,180
It's for my daughter.
Excuse me.
Oh, certainly.
781
00:49:45,248 --> 00:49:48,150
What's her name ?
Uh--
Just say, "to frank."
782
00:49:52,021 --> 00:49:55,924
What do you do
With your afternoons, Sidney ?
783
00:49:55,992 --> 00:49:59,294
In London ?
I don't think
We have afternoons.
784
00:50:00,763 --> 00:50:02,697
Gin and tonic, pl--
Check, please.
785
00:50:07,837 --> 00:50:09,771
Come along.
786
00:50:13,409 --> 00:50:15,878
you should never have
given it up, Sidney.
787
00:50:15,945 --> 00:50:18,480
What ?
Acting.
788
00:50:18,547 --> 00:50:21,783
Christ, you were good.
You had more promise
Than any of us.
789
00:50:21,851 --> 00:50:24,652
Really ? I can't think
What it was I promised.
790
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:27,122
You were so gentle
On the stage.
791
00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:29,124
So unselfish, so giving.
792
00:50:29,192 --> 00:50:31,894
You had a sweet,
Gentle quality.
793
00:50:31,961 --> 00:50:34,897
Yes. I would've made
A wonderful Ophelia.
794
00:50:34,964 --> 00:50:36,899
You could go back, Sidney,
If you wanted to.
795
00:50:36,966 --> 00:50:39,701
We could do plays together,
Have more time together.
796
00:50:39,769 --> 00:50:44,006
No, there'd be problems.
It would be awful if we were
Both up for the same part.
797
00:50:45,408 --> 00:50:48,810
I'm perfectly happy selling
My 18th century door knockers.
798
00:50:48,878 --> 00:50:51,346
You still haven't told me
What you do
With your afternoons.
799
00:50:51,414 --> 00:50:54,049
I just told you,
I look for knockers.
800
00:50:54,117 --> 00:50:56,118
[ speaking Spanish ]
801
00:50:58,121 --> 00:51:01,156
I think I got it stopped,
But you won't be able to use
The water in the bathroom...
802
00:51:01,224 --> 00:51:03,158
For a while.
Oh, it's okay.
803
00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:05,560
We have enough
On the floor to last us.
Thank you.
804
00:51:06,729 --> 00:51:09,197
Okay, hurry up.
What ? Lola--
805
00:51:09,265 --> 00:51:12,167
The man is 20 minutes late.
806
00:51:13,769 --> 00:51:16,471
How would you like to be lying
On an operating table...
807
00:51:16,539 --> 00:51:20,208
With tubes going in your nose,
Waiting for him to show up ?
808
00:51:21,277 --> 00:51:23,211
Your brother's
Gonna pay for this.
809
00:51:23,279 --> 00:51:26,281
I'm tired of being nice
To that man. The next time
I take his x rays,
810
00:51:26,349 --> 00:51:28,283
Wait till I tell him
What I found on them.
811
00:51:28,351 --> 00:51:31,519
My feet are still wet.
The foot powder
Is turning into concrete.
812
00:51:31,587 --> 00:51:33,521
nine Japanese restaurants
in ten nights ?
813
00:51:33,589 --> 00:51:35,890
I am sick and disgusted
Of stepping on raw fish...
814
00:51:35,959 --> 00:51:38,026
In my stocking feet
That that man
Drops on the floor.
815
00:51:38,094 --> 00:51:40,228
Now, come on, woman.
This is pearl harbor night.
816
00:51:45,969 --> 00:51:48,536
Can we get going ?
I'll drive.
You'll what ?
817
00:51:48,604 --> 00:51:50,572
Do you know where
Fujiyama's is ?
No.
818
00:51:50,639 --> 00:51:53,541
I'll drive.
Why don't you two argue
In the back ? I'll drive.
819
00:51:53,609 --> 00:51:57,346
Okay, honey.
"okay, honey" ? Watch out
When he says, "okay, honey."
820
00:52:07,523 --> 00:52:09,458
I feel like
A caged animal, Sidney.
821
00:52:09,525 --> 00:52:11,559
They look as though they're
Going to throw nuts at us.
822
00:52:11,627 --> 00:52:14,629
[ Sidney ]
Nonsense, darling.
They're just ogling us.
823
00:52:14,697 --> 00:52:16,931
I adore being ogled,
Don't you ?
Oh, Sidney !
824
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,101
Yes ?
825
00:52:19,168 --> 00:52:22,504
Sidney, kiss me.
Kiss me and wish me luck.
826
00:52:25,441 --> 00:52:29,544
There's your kiss.
Now turn around so I can
Rub your hump for luck.
827
00:52:32,448 --> 00:52:34,983
Sidney, please be nice to me.
I'm scared to death.
828
00:52:35,051 --> 00:52:37,719
I wish you everything.
829
00:52:37,786 --> 00:52:41,423
I wish you luck,
I wish you love,
I wish you happiness.
830
00:52:41,491 --> 00:52:43,492
You are a gifted
And remarkable woman.
831
00:52:43,559 --> 00:52:46,694
I hope you win
The bloody Oscar.
832
00:52:46,762 --> 00:52:50,198
Fifty years from now,
I'll be able to sell it
For a fortune.
833
00:52:52,268 --> 00:52:54,236
Just hold my hand, angel.
834
00:52:54,303 --> 00:52:57,239
[ cheering, whistling ]
835
00:53:07,483 --> 00:53:09,851
And now,
Ladies and gentlemen,
836
00:53:09,919 --> 00:53:13,955
To again prove that
The academy awards are
Indeed international in scope,
837
00:53:14,023 --> 00:53:16,425
We're so pleased
To welcome here from London...
838
00:53:16,492 --> 00:53:19,194
The academy award nominee
For her best performance...
839
00:53:19,262 --> 00:53:22,230
In that wonderful picture
No right turns--
840
00:53:22,298 --> 00:53:24,232
No, it's called
no left turns.
841
00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:29,837
Miss Diana Barrie
And her very handsome husband,
Mr. Sidney Barrie.
842
00:53:29,905 --> 00:53:32,307
Sidney Cochran.
Sidney Cochran.
843
00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:34,809
[ siren wailing ]
844
00:53:54,297 --> 00:53:57,499
And you say when you put
Your foot on the brakes,
Nothing happened ?
845
00:53:57,567 --> 00:54:00,668
I didn't say "nothing happened."
I said that the brakes
Didn't work.
846
00:54:00,736 --> 00:54:03,972
When the brakes didn't work,
That's when
Nothing good happened.
847
00:54:04,039 --> 00:54:06,408
You snapped the cable
Holding the cars.
848
00:54:06,476 --> 00:54:09,010
I've never seen
Anything like this in my life.
849
00:54:09,078 --> 00:54:11,246
I thought it was a jet.
850
00:54:11,314 --> 00:54:15,150
I thought, "oh, god,
We've just been 747'd."
851
00:54:15,218 --> 00:54:17,285
My legs are paralyzed.
852
00:54:17,353 --> 00:54:19,321
I can't move.
My legs are paralyzed.
853
00:54:19,388 --> 00:54:22,157
Okay, we're gonna get you out
As fast as we can, all right ?
854
00:54:22,225 --> 00:54:25,327
It's not from the car.
It's from sittin' in
A Japanese restaurant.
855
00:54:25,394 --> 00:54:27,429
Hold on tight.
I'll get you
A cup of coffee, all right ?
856
00:54:38,374 --> 00:54:40,308
Congratulations.
857
00:55:03,266 --> 00:55:05,867
Come on.
It's after 3:00.
858
00:55:05,934 --> 00:55:09,371
Don't give me that
Superior-than-thou crap.
859
00:55:09,438 --> 00:55:11,373
You're stinking,
Aren't you ?
860
00:55:12,775 --> 00:55:15,343
Don't talk to me like that.
I'm a lady.
861
00:55:15,411 --> 00:55:18,380
A loser and a lady.
862
00:55:18,447 --> 00:55:21,049
One of the great
Losing ladies of the cinema.
863
00:55:29,992 --> 00:55:31,926
[ Marvin ]
You remember that night
Up in the Catskills...
864
00:55:31,994 --> 00:55:34,796
When you ran away and
You came back an hour later...
865
00:55:34,863 --> 00:55:37,131
Because you stepped in
The cow doo-doo ?
866
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,133
[ both laughing ]
867
00:55:40,736 --> 00:55:45,073
Oh, that was funny.
Whoo, am I tanked, harry.
868
00:55:45,140 --> 00:55:49,344
Are you sure
This is the right hotel ?
Don't ask me. I'm blind.
869
00:55:49,412 --> 00:55:52,280
Hey, bubbie,
Thanks for a terrific evening.
870
00:55:53,849 --> 00:55:58,086
Thank me in the morning.
The night is not over yet.
871
00:55:58,153 --> 00:56:00,322
What do you mean ?
What are you smiling about ?
872
00:56:00,389 --> 00:56:03,558
Sleep well, kid.
Don't forget to leave
An early wake-up call.
873
00:56:03,626 --> 00:56:06,294
What are you talking about ?
What's going on here ?
874
00:56:06,362 --> 00:56:09,664
[ tires screeching ]
I don't trust that guy.
875
00:56:09,732 --> 00:56:11,666
Something's going on here.
876
00:56:15,070 --> 00:56:17,205
%% [ humming ]
877
00:56:31,854 --> 00:56:34,055
Hi. I'm bunny.
878
00:56:37,159 --> 00:56:39,394
Is this 203 ?
879
00:56:39,462 --> 00:56:42,497
%% happy birthday
From your brother harry %%
880
00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:44,966
%% happy birthday to you %%
[ pouring drink ]
881
00:56:47,503 --> 00:56:51,005
This is not my birthday.
My birthday isn't
Until next month.
882
00:56:51,073 --> 00:56:54,542
I'm in no hurry.
883
00:56:57,413 --> 00:56:59,347
Tequila ?
884
00:57:01,884 --> 00:57:05,620
You never told me
What award I missed
When I went to the can.
885
00:57:05,688 --> 00:57:08,256
The best documentary
Short subject.
Oh, damn it.
886
00:57:08,324 --> 00:57:12,594
My favorite category.
What won ?
887
00:57:12,662 --> 00:57:15,397
the midgets of Leipzig.
a Czech-polish production.
888
00:57:15,464 --> 00:57:17,432
Sigmund Wednetski, producer.
889
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:21,269
Directed by
Litweil Zumbredowicz
And Stefan Vlech.
890
00:57:21,337 --> 00:57:24,172
Mmm.
I thought they would.
891
00:57:24,239 --> 00:57:26,174
What was the best picture ?
892
00:57:26,241 --> 00:57:29,277
The best picture ?
You were there
When they announced it.
893
00:57:29,345 --> 00:57:31,780
It came after
The best actress.
894
00:57:31,847 --> 00:57:35,583
I was in a deep depression
At the time. What was
The best bloody picture ?
895
00:57:35,651 --> 00:57:38,520
Do you mean what was
The best picture of the year,
Or what did those idiots...
896
00:57:38,587 --> 00:57:40,522
Pick as the best picture
Of the year ?
897
00:57:40,589 --> 00:57:43,090
What won the award,
You asshole ?
898
00:57:43,158 --> 00:57:45,794
I am not an asshole.
Don't you call me that.
899
00:57:45,861 --> 00:57:49,731
Sidney, I have just thrown up
On some of the best people
In Hollywood.
900
00:57:49,799 --> 00:57:53,468
Now is no time
To be sensitive.
What was the best picture ?
901
00:57:53,536 --> 00:57:55,903
I'm not telling you.
I'm not asking you.
902
00:57:55,971 --> 00:57:57,972
I'm threatening you,
You crud !
903
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,974
Now I�m definitely
Not going to tell you.
I'm sorry.
904
00:58:00,042 --> 00:58:02,143
I take it back, Sidney.
You're not a crud.
905
00:58:02,211 --> 00:58:04,912
[ gasps ]
God ! Definitely.
Am I still an asshole ?
906
00:58:04,980 --> 00:58:07,716
Then I�m never going
To tell you.
You behaved abominably tonight.
907
00:58:07,783 --> 00:58:10,952
Did not. Did not.
Asshole crud !
Abominably. Abominably.
908
00:58:11,019 --> 00:58:14,589
I am going to bed.
We have a 10:00 a.m. Plane
To catch in the morning.
909
00:58:14,657 --> 00:58:16,725
10:00 a.m. Is the morning.
910
00:58:17,827 --> 00:58:20,762
That is redundant,
You a-h.
911
00:58:20,830 --> 00:58:24,632
Oh, do you think I don't know
What you're saying ?
I can spell, you know.
912
00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:26,801
Not without moving
Your lips, you can't.
913
00:58:26,869 --> 00:58:29,437
I would like
Another drink, please.
914
00:58:29,505 --> 00:58:31,439
You drank everything
In this state.
Try Nevada.
915
00:58:36,178 --> 00:58:38,112
Oh, Sidney !
916
00:58:38,180 --> 00:58:40,815
I saw your privates.
[ chuckling ]
917
00:58:40,883 --> 00:58:45,119
You were right.
We should never have come here.
918
00:58:45,187 --> 00:58:47,121
Have you ever seen a greater
Assemblage of hypocrites...
919
00:58:47,189 --> 00:58:49,123
Under one roof
In all your life ?
920
00:58:49,191 --> 00:58:52,927
Were the hypocrites there ?
Why didn't you
Point them out to me ?
921
00:58:52,995 --> 00:58:55,263
Hypocritical hypocrites.
922
00:58:55,330 --> 00:58:57,999
They love you and fawn over you
On the way in.
923
00:58:58,066 --> 00:59:00,001
And if you're a loser
When you come out, it's...
924
00:59:00,068 --> 00:59:03,872
"too bad, darling.
Give us a call
When you're back in town."
925
00:59:03,939 --> 00:59:05,907
You should have thrown up over
The whole bloody lot of them.
926
00:59:05,974 --> 00:59:09,176
Sidney ?
yes ?
927
00:59:09,978 --> 00:59:12,580
Was I hit by a bus ?
928
00:59:14,283 --> 00:59:18,986
I look as though I was hit
By a fully-loaded,
Guided tour bus.
929
00:59:19,054 --> 00:59:21,890
Did you notice how quickly
The winners got their cars ?
930
00:59:21,957 --> 00:59:25,159
They must have known
Beforehand who the winners
Were going to be...
931
00:59:25,227 --> 00:59:28,730
In order for the winners
To get their cars
Before everyone else.
932
00:59:28,798 --> 00:59:32,366
We've come 6,000 miles
For this bloody affair, and
They park our car in Vancouver.
933
00:59:33,969 --> 00:59:38,239
I've aged, Sidney.
I'm getting lines
In my face.
934
00:59:39,508 --> 00:59:43,077
I look like a brand-new,
Steel-belted radial tire.
935
00:59:43,145 --> 00:59:47,281
Even Litwell Zubredowicz and
Stefan Vlech got their cars
Before we did.
936
00:59:47,349 --> 00:59:51,218
And then, those little twerps--
They splashed water all over
My trousers as they drove by.
937
00:59:52,888 --> 00:59:54,889
I'm hungry.
938
00:59:54,957 --> 00:59:59,226
- what are you doing ?
- I�m phoning room service.
939
00:59:59,294 --> 01:00:01,362
I want some eggs benedict.
940
01:00:02,431 --> 01:00:06,267
Hello ?
Eggs benedict, please.
941
01:00:06,335 --> 01:00:09,604
You have to ask
For room service first, twit.
942
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:14,308
Room service, please.
943
01:00:14,376 --> 01:00:17,044
- twit and a half.
- oh, touch�.
944
01:00:17,112 --> 01:00:21,816
Isn't there anyone there ?
I only wanted
Some eggs benedict.
945
01:00:23,719 --> 01:00:26,354
Oh.
946
01:00:26,421 --> 01:00:28,490
Oh, I see. Mmm.
947
01:00:31,259 --> 01:00:33,862
Well, it just isn't
My night, is it ?
948
01:00:36,031 --> 01:00:37,966
Where are you going ?
949
01:00:38,033 --> 01:00:41,235
To their bloody kitchen to make
Myself some eggs benedict.
950
01:00:41,303 --> 01:00:44,906
- twit !
- twitette !
951
01:00:44,974 --> 01:00:46,908
[ rattling ]
952
01:00:56,952 --> 01:01:01,689
Lola, I don't feel so good.
What is it ?
953
01:01:01,757 --> 01:01:03,858
Raw fish and wet feet.
954
01:01:03,926 --> 01:01:08,029
I'd like to throw up,
But the room is too small.
955
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:14,769
Lola, I think
I'm gonna throw up.
Oh.
956
01:01:14,837 --> 01:01:17,906
I'm positive.
I'm gonna-- Lola !
All right.
957
01:01:17,973 --> 01:01:20,642
Lola, it's coming.
Lola !
958
01:01:20,709 --> 01:01:23,778
Lola. Lola !
959
01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:26,014
[ groans ]
960
01:01:26,081 --> 01:01:28,016
[ telephone ringing ]
961
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:34,188
Who could that be
At this hour ?
Who do you think ?
962
01:01:34,256 --> 01:01:38,960
[ sighs ]
Their game plan is to see
That we don't get any sleep.
963
01:01:39,028 --> 01:01:42,664
Hello ?
It's Lola.
964
01:01:42,731 --> 01:01:44,899
Yes, Lola.
965
01:01:44,967 --> 01:01:49,103
What ? You're kidding.
966
01:01:49,171 --> 01:01:53,541
Well, tell him to take
Two compid spansules.
967
01:01:53,609 --> 01:01:55,543
What ?
968
01:01:55,611 --> 01:01:59,814
Listen, I don't make
House calls when I�m working.
Why should I on vacation ?
969
01:02:01,483 --> 01:02:05,152
All right,
All right, all right.
I'll be there. All right.
970
01:02:05,220 --> 01:02:10,391
He's purposely doing this.
He knows I don't play well
Without eight hours sleep.
971
01:02:10,459 --> 01:02:15,296
I'll give him sleeping pills.
He won't be able to raise
His racket for a week.
972
01:02:15,363 --> 01:02:17,832
Willis, don't start in.
He'll sue you for malpractice.
973
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:20,702
But we'll win the match.
974
01:02:36,284 --> 01:02:41,990
I found the people
at the Oscars singularly
unattractive this year.
975
01:02:43,058 --> 01:02:46,227
didn't you ?
oh, Christ.
976
01:02:46,294 --> 01:02:50,898
I noticed a general decline in
Face-lifts and hair transplants.
977
01:02:50,966 --> 01:02:52,900
Must be the economy,
Don't you think ?
978
01:02:52,968 --> 01:02:56,671
Did you get your eggs
Benedictined ?
979
01:02:56,739 --> 01:02:59,641
Bitchy. Bitchy, darling.
980
01:02:59,708 --> 01:03:02,844
You haven't started
Anything naughty without me,
Have you ?
981
01:03:02,911 --> 01:03:05,680
I didn't expect to see you
Until dawn.
982
01:03:05,748 --> 01:03:08,382
I heard lots of other cats
Prowling around out there.
983
01:03:08,450 --> 01:03:13,054
Well, we're not all
As lucky as you, Sidney.
You got your prowling in early.
984
01:03:13,122 --> 01:03:17,892
- who was he, Sidney ?
- what are you talking about ?
985
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:22,329
That adorable young actor you
Were chatting with all night.
986
01:03:22,397 --> 01:03:26,267
Gorgeous, wasn't he ?
Where did you find him ?
987
01:03:26,334 --> 01:03:29,537
He was at our table.
We shared a butter plate.
988
01:03:30,605 --> 01:03:32,573
How spreadably cozy.
989
01:03:32,641 --> 01:03:37,244
Careful, darling.
We're tired, and we're smashed.
990
01:03:37,312 --> 01:03:39,580
Let's not
Get into shallow waters.
991
01:03:39,648 --> 01:03:42,449
Oh, I am sorry.
992
01:03:42,517 --> 01:03:45,352
Let's just talk showbiz,
Shall we ?
993
01:03:45,420 --> 01:03:48,189
Well, who did you
Vote for tonight, Sidney ?
994
01:03:48,256 --> 01:03:52,293
I don't vote, dear.
I'm not a member
Of the motion picture academy.
995
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:54,762
I'm an antique dealer.
996
01:03:54,830 --> 01:03:59,500
One day, when you're an antique,
I shall vote for you.
That's a promise.
997
01:03:59,568 --> 01:04:03,270
No, I mean who did you
Vote for privately--
998
01:04:03,338 --> 01:04:07,041
In the deep, deep,
Inner twit recesses...
999
01:04:07,109 --> 01:04:10,477
Of your redundant mind ?
1000
01:04:10,545 --> 01:04:14,648
When miss no-talent
Ran up there,
All teeth and teary-eyed,
1001
01:04:14,717 --> 01:04:18,920
I could feel
The tension release
From every part of your body.
1002
01:04:18,987 --> 01:04:21,856
What a nasty streak you have
When you drink.
1003
01:04:21,924 --> 01:04:23,858
Also when you eat
And sit and walk.
1004
01:04:23,926 --> 01:04:26,594
picky. Picky, Sidney.
1005
01:04:26,661 --> 01:04:29,597
are you unhappy
'cause you didn't get
to wear my dress ?
1006
01:04:29,664 --> 01:04:32,366
If I had worn your dress,
It would have hung properly.
1007
01:04:32,434 --> 01:04:34,468
Nothing personal.
1008
01:04:34,536 --> 01:04:39,006
There never is anything personal
Between us, is there, or
Is that getting too personal ?
1009
01:04:43,411 --> 01:04:46,147
I was devastated
When you lost.
1010
01:04:46,215 --> 01:04:49,483
But look at it this way:
It's just a little, bald,
Naked statue.
1011
01:04:49,551 --> 01:04:54,555
Just like you'll be one day.
Did he carve his telephone
Number in your butter patty ?
1012
01:04:54,623 --> 01:04:58,826
Oh, go to hell !
What's this, Sidney--
A direct assault ?
1013
01:04:58,894 --> 01:05:01,829
A frontal attack ?
That's not like you, Sidney.
1014
01:05:01,897 --> 01:05:06,834
Wit and parry. Wit and parry--
That's more your style.
You make me sick !
1015
01:05:06,902 --> 01:05:10,704
When you can't have what you
Want, you make certain everyone
Around is equally miserable.
1016
01:05:10,773 --> 01:05:16,077
I hadn't noticed any equals.
You can throw up verbally as
Well as you can nutritionally.
1017
01:05:16,145 --> 01:05:19,546
Adam-- that was his name,
Wasn't it ?
Adam, the first man.
1018
01:05:19,614 --> 01:05:21,548
Not very appropriate
For you, is it ?
1019
01:05:21,616 --> 01:05:24,118
Diana, come off it.
1020
01:05:24,186 --> 01:05:28,722
We keep up a front for
Everyone else. Why can't we
Do it for ourselves ?
1021
01:05:28,791 --> 01:05:31,392
You mean,
Lie to each other that we're
Perfectly well mated ?
1022
01:05:31,459 --> 01:05:33,494
A closet couple--
Is that what you mean, Sidney ?
1023
01:05:33,561 --> 01:05:36,197
I have never hidden
Behind closed doors,
1024
01:05:36,265 --> 01:05:40,701
But I am discreet.
"discreet" ?
1025
01:05:40,769 --> 01:05:43,871
You did everything
But lick his artichoke.
1026
01:05:43,939 --> 01:05:46,841
Oh, please. Let's not have
A discretion contest.
1027
01:05:46,909 --> 01:05:49,811
I have heard about your
Lunch breaks on the set.
1028
01:05:49,878 --> 01:05:52,546
The only thing you don't do
In your dressing room is dress.
1029
01:05:55,217 --> 01:05:57,584
Now I�ve lost count
Of my Librium.
1030
01:05:57,652 --> 01:05:59,954
If I�m not up by 9:00,
I've overdosed.
1031
01:06:00,022 --> 01:06:03,657
Why is he
Coming to England ?
Who ?
1032
01:06:03,725 --> 01:06:08,696
That boy. He said,
"see you in London next week."
1033
01:06:09,965 --> 01:06:13,301
- what's he doing in London ?
- acting, of course.
1034
01:06:13,368 --> 01:06:17,905
He's making a film there.
what film ?
1035
01:06:17,973 --> 01:06:21,242
I don't follow
Other people's films.
I barely follow yours.
1036
01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:25,112
[ sighs ]
Goddamn him !
1037
01:06:25,180 --> 01:06:28,349
And goddamn you,
Goddamn the Oscars,
1038
01:06:28,416 --> 01:06:30,918
Goddamn California,
Goddamn everything !
1039
01:06:30,986 --> 01:06:33,587
What is it about this climate
That brings out
The religion in you ?
1040
01:06:35,690 --> 01:06:39,360
Why don't you love me ?
What film is that line from ?
1041
01:06:39,427 --> 01:06:42,496
You bastard !
Answer the question.
Why don't you love me ?
1042
01:06:42,564 --> 01:06:45,699
It didn't sound like a question.
1043
01:06:45,767 --> 01:06:49,403
I'm tired of
Paying for everything
And getting nothing in return.
1044
01:06:50,839 --> 01:06:52,907
I thought Joe Pickman
Paid for everything.
1045
01:06:52,975 --> 01:06:56,643
If it wasn't for me,
You wouldn't be here tonight...
1046
01:06:56,711 --> 01:07:00,114
To have arranged to meet him
In London next week.
1047
01:07:00,182 --> 01:07:02,984
Why don't you
Love me anymore, Sidney ?
1048
01:07:03,051 --> 01:07:07,154
I've never stopped loving you,
In my way.
[ sighs ]
1049
01:07:07,222 --> 01:07:10,091
Your way doesn't do me
Any good.
1050
01:07:11,593 --> 01:07:15,429
Diana, it is nearly
4:00 in the morning.
1051
01:07:15,497 --> 01:07:18,866
Now is not
A good time to discuss
Biological discrepancies.
1052
01:07:20,335 --> 01:07:24,505
- faggot !
- oh, good. I thought
You'd never ask.
1053
01:07:26,174 --> 01:07:30,644
Don't turn away from me.
I'm so miserable, Sidney.
Don't do this to me.
1054
01:07:32,281 --> 01:07:34,481
Please.
1055
01:07:34,549 --> 01:07:38,786
I'm sorry. It hasn't been
A winning evening, has it ?
1056
01:07:39,988 --> 01:07:44,058
Screw the Oscars.
Screw the academy awards.
1057
01:07:44,126 --> 01:07:47,395
- screw me, Sidney, please.
- Diana--
1058
01:07:47,462 --> 01:07:51,065
I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
I don't want to put you
Off your game.
1059
01:07:51,133 --> 01:07:54,235
Diana,
I am always here for you.
1060
01:07:57,872 --> 01:08:00,474
My friendly filling station.
1061
01:08:02,744 --> 01:08:06,314
Why don't you stick to
Your own kind, Sidney ?
1062
01:08:06,381 --> 01:08:10,952
If there's anything I hate,
It's a bisexual homosexual.
1063
01:08:11,019 --> 01:08:14,922
- or is it
The other way 'round ?
- it works either way.
1064
01:08:14,990 --> 01:08:18,826
Jesus god, Sidney,
I love you so much.
1065
01:08:20,996 --> 01:08:24,231
- I know that, darling.
- why do you stay with me ?
1066
01:08:24,299 --> 01:08:27,368
What do you get from me that
Could possibly satisfy you ?
1067
01:08:27,436 --> 01:08:30,637
A wider circle of prospects.
1068
01:08:30,705 --> 01:08:33,407
I am a minor celebrity
Once removed.
1069
01:08:36,144 --> 01:08:40,014
Sorry I didn't win
That award tonight.
1070
01:08:40,082 --> 01:08:42,916
Your dance card would have
Been filled for a year.
1071
01:08:42,985 --> 01:08:45,919
We haven't done
Too badly together.
1072
01:08:45,988 --> 01:08:48,522
I'm kinder to you
Than your average stuntman.
1073
01:08:48,590 --> 01:08:52,293
There was a time, Sidney,
1074
01:08:52,361 --> 01:08:55,096
When I thought you'd
Give it all up for me.
1075
01:09:00,402 --> 01:09:03,104
I love you, my angel,
1076
01:09:03,171 --> 01:09:05,439
More than any woman
I've ever known.
1077
01:09:06,708 --> 01:09:09,676
Christ,
I can't get a break.
1078
01:09:11,779 --> 01:09:15,949
I do the best I can.
Thank you.
1079
01:09:16,018 --> 01:09:18,619
You can't say we don't
Have fun together.
Oh, hell, no.
1080
01:09:18,686 --> 01:09:22,289
The dinner conversations alone
Are worth the trouble.
1081
01:09:32,334 --> 01:09:34,468
[ yawning ]
Sorry.
1082
01:09:34,536 --> 01:09:38,805
Sorry, Sidney.
It wasn't the kiss.
It's my life.
1083
01:09:38,873 --> 01:09:42,576
Tired ? Come on, then.
1084
01:09:43,645 --> 01:09:47,348
Losing Oscars always
Does that to me.
1085
01:09:47,416 --> 01:09:52,219
I'll get up first thing
And order your eggs benedict.
1086
01:09:52,287 --> 01:09:55,722
You do take care of me, Sidney.
I'll say that.
1087
01:09:55,790 --> 01:09:59,126
And good help is
So hard to find these days.
1088
01:09:59,194 --> 01:10:02,963
You scratch my back,
And I�ll scratch yours.
1089
01:10:06,768 --> 01:10:11,972
It's been an evening
Of ups and downs, hasn't it ?
1090
01:10:13,041 --> 01:10:14,975
Mm-hmm.
1091
01:10:17,145 --> 01:10:19,846
Care to continue the motion ?
1092
01:10:27,789 --> 01:10:29,790
Tacky.
1093
01:10:29,857 --> 01:10:32,126
You're getting tacky,
My angel.
1094
01:10:34,096 --> 01:10:36,029
I love you, Sidney.
1095
01:10:47,075 --> 01:10:50,111
Don't close your eyes,
Sidney.
1096
01:10:50,178 --> 01:10:52,379
I always close my eyes.
1097
01:10:53,448 --> 01:10:55,916
Not tonight.
1098
01:10:56,985 --> 01:10:59,853
Look at me tonight.
1099
01:11:02,056 --> 01:11:05,792
Let it be me... Tonight.
1100
01:11:16,271 --> 01:11:18,905
- long !
- what ?
1101
01:11:18,973 --> 01:11:21,074
Long. The serve was long.
1102
01:11:21,143 --> 01:11:23,910
You're half asleep.
How can you see
The serve was long ?
1103
01:11:23,978 --> 01:11:27,248
I saw it with the half
That was awake.
Second serve.
1104
01:11:27,315 --> 01:11:32,753
I hope he knows something about
Orthopedics, 'cause he won't
Be able to walk after this.
1105
01:11:35,957 --> 01:11:38,025
Long ! Double fault.
Love-fifteen.
1106
01:11:38,092 --> 01:11:42,796
What ? What ?
How can you call
That ball long ?
1107
01:11:42,864 --> 01:11:47,801
It's simple.
Like this: looooong !
Now, serve the ball.
1108
01:11:47,869 --> 01:11:50,571
Serve the ball, Willis.
We only have the court
For an hour.
1109
01:11:50,639 --> 01:11:54,575
After I serve you head for
The clubhouse, 'cause there's
Not gonna be any survivors.
1110
01:11:54,643 --> 01:11:58,212
- "long."
- you ready ?
1111
01:12:06,588 --> 01:12:10,157
- oh ! Ooh !
- get a towel,
Somebody, quick !
1112
01:12:10,225 --> 01:12:12,493
God, Willis !
Jesus !
I'm sorry.
1113
01:12:12,561 --> 01:12:14,495
Does it hurt to massage it ?
Honey, I�m sorry.
1114
01:12:14,563 --> 01:12:16,697
It's okay. It's okay.
You all right ?
1115
01:12:16,764 --> 01:12:19,766
Yeah, I�m okay.
All right. Fault !
Second serve !
1116
01:12:19,834 --> 01:12:23,970
Let them have the room tonight,
Please. It's safer.
1117
01:12:24,038 --> 01:12:28,008
[ moaning ]
never again.
1118
01:12:28,076 --> 01:12:30,977
Never again. Never.
1119
01:12:31,045 --> 01:12:32,979
Never.
1120
01:12:38,953 --> 01:12:41,088
Oh, god.
1121
01:12:42,290 --> 01:12:45,125
What are you doing here ?
I thought you left.
1122
01:12:48,263 --> 01:12:51,565
Hey, hey. Come on.
You can't stay here.
1123
01:12:51,633 --> 01:12:54,668
Wake up.
[ groans ]
1124
01:12:54,736 --> 01:12:56,670
Ohhh.
1125
01:12:57,739 --> 01:12:59,673
Oh.
1126
01:13:03,378 --> 01:13:07,814
10:45 ?
Jesus Christ, it's 10:45.
1127
01:13:07,882 --> 01:13:11,084
Hey, wake up. Wake up.
Don't you understand ?
1128
01:13:11,152 --> 01:13:13,487
It's 10:45.
1129
01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:16,257
Crazy. I must be crazy.
1130
01:13:21,263 --> 01:13:24,231
Hello ? Hello, operator,
What time is it ?
1131
01:13:24,299 --> 01:13:27,468
10:45 ?
Why didn't you call me ?
1132
01:13:28,670 --> 01:13:31,272
I left a wake-up call
For 8:00 this morning !
1133
01:13:31,339 --> 01:13:33,774
I did ! I didn't ?
1134
01:13:33,841 --> 01:13:35,942
Well, you should have
Called me anyway.
1135
01:13:36,010 --> 01:13:39,980
Hey, come on. Get up.
My wife could walk in
Any minute.
1136
01:13:40,047 --> 01:13:43,049
Hey !
What's wrong with you ?
1137
01:13:43,117 --> 01:13:45,051
You deaf or something ?
1138
01:13:46,954 --> 01:13:48,889
You all right ?
1139
01:13:51,426 --> 01:13:56,363
What'd you do ? You drank
An entire bottle of tequila
With my wife coming in ?
1140
01:13:56,431 --> 01:13:59,032
Are you crazy ?
1141
01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:01,368
Oh, god.
1142
01:14:01,436 --> 01:14:03,937
Oh, listen, listen.
1143
01:14:04,005 --> 01:14:08,208
You gotta sleep this off
Someplace else. This is
A bad place to sleep this off.
1144
01:14:10,044 --> 01:14:13,013
Water.
How 'bout some nice water ?
1145
01:14:15,650 --> 01:14:17,785
Here, lady.
Sip a little water.
1146
01:14:19,887 --> 01:14:23,290
Drink, sweetheart,
For my sake.
1147
01:14:24,626 --> 01:14:27,127
Open your lips,
You crazy broad !
1148
01:14:31,199 --> 01:14:36,236
[ breathing deeply ]
1149
01:14:43,545 --> 01:14:46,347
Don't panic.
Panic is the quickest way
To divorce.
1150
01:14:46,414 --> 01:14:49,483
Don't panic.
Mustn't panic !
1151
01:14:56,358 --> 01:15:00,093
Move. Move !
1152
01:15:00,161 --> 01:15:05,366
Please, god, make her move.
I'll never be a bad person
Again, I promise.
1153
01:15:07,836 --> 01:15:11,071
All right.
We're going to get you dressed
And down into a cab.
1154
01:15:11,138 --> 01:15:13,073
That's it.
1155
01:15:15,643 --> 01:15:17,845
I'm really sorry
This happened.
1156
01:15:17,912 --> 01:15:21,281
It was a wonderful evening,
Whoever the hell you are.
1157
01:15:21,349 --> 01:15:24,184
Come on, darling.
Push.
1158
01:15:24,252 --> 01:15:28,756
Get your leg in there.
Get your foot in there
And push.
1159
01:15:28,823 --> 01:15:31,558
Come on ! Come on.
1160
01:15:31,626 --> 01:15:36,830
Push, darling, push.
Get your feet--
Feet in here.
1161
01:15:36,898 --> 01:15:40,701
Come on !
Damn it, push !
1162
01:15:40,769 --> 01:15:43,504
Legs up, and push.
1163
01:15:43,571 --> 01:15:46,707
[ mock sobbing ]
Get the foot in. Come on.
1164
01:15:46,775 --> 01:15:48,709
Come on !
1165
01:15:50,311 --> 01:15:53,246
You're not gonna
Help me, right ?
1166
01:15:54,382 --> 01:15:57,150
Think, think, Marvin.
Think, think.
1167
01:15:57,218 --> 01:15:59,720
[ sighs ]
Change rooms.
1168
01:15:59,788 --> 01:16:03,123
Let some other idiot
Get stuck with her.
1169
01:16:03,190 --> 01:16:06,794
Hello, operator ?
Get me the front desk, please.
This is an emergency.
1170
01:16:06,861 --> 01:16:11,498
Listen, I have two wonderful
Children who need a father.
Don't do this to me.
1171
01:16:13,134 --> 01:16:16,570
Hello, this is Mr. Michaels
In suite 203 and 4.
1172
01:16:16,638 --> 01:16:20,407
Listen, I�m very
Uncomfortable in this room.
The bed is very bad for my back.
1173
01:16:20,475 --> 01:16:24,177
When I woke up this morning,
I thought my life was over.
[ chuckles ]
1174
01:16:24,245 --> 01:16:29,349
Well, we don't have
Another vacancy
Until 2:00 this afternoon.
1175
01:16:29,417 --> 01:16:32,686
One moment, Mr. Michaels.
May I help you, ma'am ?
Marvin Michaels.
1176
01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:36,189
I'm Mrs. Marvin Michaels.
He's on the phone now.
Suite 203.
1177
01:16:36,257 --> 01:16:38,425
Thank you. Would you
Tell him I�ll be right up ?
1178
01:16:38,493 --> 01:16:42,629
Mr. Michaels, as I was saying,
We can have a...
1179
01:16:42,697 --> 01:16:44,898
Very nice suite for you
Sometime after 2:00.
1180
01:16:44,966 --> 01:16:48,635
I can't wait until 2:00.
My wife is coming in
From the east any minute now,
1181
01:16:48,703 --> 01:16:52,439
And I know she's not gonna be
Happy once she sees this room.
1182
01:16:52,507 --> 01:16:55,442
Who's here ? My wife ?
1183
01:16:55,510 --> 01:16:57,978
My wife is here ?
1184
01:16:58,045 --> 01:17:01,014
You sent my wife up here
Without calling me ?
1185
01:17:01,082 --> 01:17:04,451
What the hell kind
Of a cheap hotel
Are you running here ?
1186
01:17:04,519 --> 01:17:07,120
Well, send somebody to stop her
Before she sees this bed !
1187
01:17:07,188 --> 01:17:09,857
It could ruin
Her entire vacation !
1188
01:17:09,924 --> 01:17:12,893
I could jump.
With two broken legs,
She'd never be angry with me.
1189
01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:15,562
[ door buzzer ]
oh, my god.
1190
01:17:16,931 --> 01:17:21,001
- Marvin ?
- oh, god.
1191
01:17:21,068 --> 01:17:23,003
Oh, my god.
1192
01:17:23,070 --> 01:17:26,239
Marvin ? Hello ?
[ knocking on door ]
1193
01:17:26,307 --> 01:17:28,241
Marvin ?
1194
01:17:29,878 --> 01:17:32,713
Open the door !
1195
01:17:34,682 --> 01:17:37,951
Just a minute !
what are you doing,
rearranging the furniture ?
1196
01:17:38,019 --> 01:17:39,953
open the door !
1197
01:17:40,021 --> 01:17:42,288
I'm going into the other room.
Once I�m in there,
1198
01:17:42,356 --> 01:17:45,726
Lock this door
And don't open it for anyone !
1199
01:17:45,793 --> 01:17:48,595
what ?
I cannot hear you.
1200
01:17:50,532 --> 01:17:52,465
[ door buzzer ]
who is it ?
1201
01:17:52,534 --> 01:17:55,736
it's me, Millie.
Millie ?
1202
01:17:55,803 --> 01:17:58,238
yes !
just a minute !
1203
01:18:03,745 --> 01:18:06,680
Millie ?
Hello, Marvin.
Thank you for opening the door.
1204
01:18:06,748 --> 01:18:08,682
Hello, sweetie.
1205
01:18:08,750 --> 01:18:12,385
Why didn't you pick me up
At the airport ?
1206
01:18:12,453 --> 01:18:15,255
Why ?
Yes, why ?
1207
01:18:15,322 --> 01:18:17,257
Why.
1208
01:18:17,324 --> 01:18:19,760
I've been sick all day.
1209
01:18:19,827 --> 01:18:23,396
I just threw up
In the other room.
Don't go in there.
1210
01:18:23,464 --> 01:18:27,000
The doctor left
About ten minutes ago.
1211
01:18:27,068 --> 01:18:29,502
I have acute
Gastroenteritis.
1212
01:18:31,573 --> 01:18:34,708
- but it's nothing
To worry about.
- oh, my god !
1213
01:18:34,776 --> 01:18:38,311
When did this happen ?
About 2:00 in the morning.
1214
01:18:40,748 --> 01:18:45,218
You look terrible.
Why don't you get into bed,
Honey. You'll feel better.
1215
01:18:45,286 --> 01:18:49,022
Come on, you'll be more--
Oh, no ! Oh, no !
I'm not supposed to lie down.
1216
01:18:49,090 --> 01:18:53,226
It makes me nauseous.
It just makes me nauseous.
Honey-- okay.
1217
01:18:53,294 --> 01:18:56,763
Oh, you're so sweet.
[ kissing ]
1218
01:18:56,831 --> 01:19:00,968
I feel much better
In this room.
It's so much cheerier.
1219
01:19:01,035 --> 01:19:04,137
I think you better lie down.
[ gagging ]
1220
01:19:07,642 --> 01:19:10,944
I need
Some compazine spansules.
What's that ?
1221
01:19:11,012 --> 01:19:13,446
Aah ! It stops nausea.
1222
01:19:13,514 --> 01:19:16,516
Compazine spansules.
Did you call downstairs
To the drugstore ?
1223
01:19:16,584 --> 01:19:19,586
They don't carry it.
It has codeine in it.
1224
01:19:19,654 --> 01:19:22,756
The nearest place
That has it is a drugstore
On Santa Monica Blvd.
1225
01:19:22,824 --> 01:19:25,659
But they don't deliver.
I'm gonna have to go
Down there myself.
1226
01:19:25,727 --> 01:19:28,695
All right, I�ll go.
I'll go.
1227
01:19:28,763 --> 01:19:30,764
Where's the prescription ?
What prescription ?
1228
01:19:30,832 --> 01:19:34,200
Didn't the doctor give you
A prescription ? You can't get
Codeine without a prescription.
1229
01:19:34,268 --> 01:19:38,371
Yes, you can.
In California, you can.
Compazine spansules.
1230
01:19:38,439 --> 01:19:40,540
Well, then--
I have to go to the bathroom.
1231
01:19:40,608 --> 01:19:42,542
Now ?
well, I haven't gone
in four hours.
1232
01:19:42,610 --> 01:19:45,545
I told you,
I just threw up in there,
All over.
1233
01:19:45,613 --> 01:19:50,117
Please, give me the opportunity
Of making it presentable first.
1234
01:19:50,184 --> 01:19:53,453
It means a great deal to me.
1235
01:19:53,521 --> 01:19:57,958
We've been married for 15 years.
You've never cleaned up
A bathroom before.
1236
01:19:58,026 --> 01:20:01,594
Well, I think it's
High time I started.
1237
01:20:01,663 --> 01:20:03,596
Don't you ?
1238
01:20:04,832 --> 01:20:08,001
Please.
I'll be right out.
1239
01:20:11,172 --> 01:20:13,674
Sit down for a minute.
No, please, no--
1240
01:20:13,741 --> 01:20:17,610
Here, have a piece of fruit.
Go to the bathroom if you're
Gonna clean up, okay ?
1241
01:20:30,524 --> 01:20:32,826
I'm sorry, miss.
1242
01:20:32,894 --> 01:20:35,428
I'm gonna have to leave you
Out in the hall.
1243
01:20:35,496 --> 01:20:37,430
Don't worry about it.
1244
01:20:37,498 --> 01:20:40,567
They'll take care of you.
They have
Very good service here.
1245
01:20:52,847 --> 01:20:55,048
Mr. Michaels ?
Oh, Christ !
1246
01:20:55,116 --> 01:20:57,550
D-don't ever do that !
1247
01:20:57,618 --> 01:21:00,687
I'm sorry.
I was just bringing up
Mrs. Michael's bag.
1248
01:21:00,755 --> 01:21:04,024
Oh, good.
They found your bag, honey.
1249
01:21:04,092 --> 01:21:06,659
She was very worried about it.
She was just going down
To look for it.
1250
01:21:06,728 --> 01:21:09,830
You want it in the bedroom ?
No !
1251
01:21:09,897 --> 01:21:12,432
Um, yes.
No, leave it there.
1252
01:21:12,499 --> 01:21:15,068
In the hall ?
Uh, yes. Uh, no.
1253
01:21:15,136 --> 01:21:18,805
Um, give it to me.
No, uh, put it in the bedroom.
1254
01:21:20,507 --> 01:21:23,210
Is Mrs. Michaels all right ?
Yes, she's very tired.
1255
01:21:23,277 --> 01:21:26,613
She just flew in from New York.
Thank you very much.
1256
01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:29,616
Uh, I�ll
Take care of you later.
1257
01:21:42,313 --> 01:21:44,247
[ grunts ]
1258
01:21:45,950 --> 01:21:47,917
Marvin,
Why is the door locked ?
1259
01:21:47,985 --> 01:21:52,021
I can't hear you !
I'm in the bathroom, cleaning !
1260
01:21:52,089 --> 01:21:54,157
I can't wait anymore.
Open the door.
1261
01:21:54,225 --> 01:21:56,159
I'll open the door.
1262
01:21:57,595 --> 01:22:01,064
Here comes the door !
Marvin !
1263
01:22:01,131 --> 01:22:03,567
The opening of the door
Is coming !
1264
01:22:03,634 --> 01:22:07,404
What are you doing ?
I'm on the way to the door.
1265
01:22:07,472 --> 01:22:09,539
The door is open.
Don't you know how
To work a door ?
1266
01:22:09,607 --> 01:22:12,275
What took you so long ?
What's the matter ?
You got a girl in here ?
1267
01:22:12,343 --> 01:22:16,413
That's right !
I have a beautiful blonde
In the bed !
1268
01:22:16,481 --> 01:22:18,915
I smell perfume--
Women's perfume.
1269
01:22:18,983 --> 01:22:21,351
They spray it in all the rooms.
It's a terrific hotel.
1270
01:22:21,419 --> 01:22:23,353
Oh.
1271
01:22:26,123 --> 01:22:28,492
[ sighs ]
1272
01:22:28,559 --> 01:22:31,060
My god,
I'm never gonna make it.
1273
01:22:45,943 --> 01:22:48,144
Feel better, sugar pie ?
1274
01:22:48,212 --> 01:22:50,614
I've got circles under my eyes.
I didn't sleep all night.
1275
01:22:50,681 --> 01:22:55,218
I've gotta take a nap.
A nap ? Why do you want
To take a nap ?
1276
01:22:55,286 --> 01:22:58,789
You can nap at the bar mitzvah.
You know how boring they are.
1277
01:22:58,856 --> 01:23:01,491
We're never gonna get there
If I don't have
A few minutes' rest.
1278
01:23:01,559 --> 01:23:03,927
Come on, move over.
Wait--
1279
01:23:03,994 --> 01:23:07,664
Millie, would you
Sit down for a minute ?
I have to tell you something.
1280
01:23:07,732 --> 01:23:12,235
Can't I lie down and hear it ?
It's the kind of thing
You should hear sitting up.
1281
01:23:16,273 --> 01:23:18,207
Millie,
1282
01:23:19,544 --> 01:23:24,648
You mean more to me
Than you could possibly know.
1283
01:23:24,715 --> 01:23:26,883
But sometimes we transgress.
1284
01:23:26,951 --> 01:23:31,154
Sometimes we do foolish things
Which unwittingly...
1285
01:23:31,221 --> 01:23:33,323
Cause hurt and injury
To the other.
1286
01:23:33,390 --> 01:23:35,425
I don't think you've ever
Consciously hurt me.
1287
01:23:35,493 --> 01:23:38,094
Consciously, no.
1288
01:23:38,162 --> 01:23:42,799
But a careless word here,
A foolish gesture... There--
1289
01:23:42,867 --> 01:23:47,337
Nothing major, Marvin.
We've had disagreements,
But nothing major.
1290
01:23:47,404 --> 01:23:51,808
I'm glad you
Brought that up, Millie.
What would you consider major ?
1291
01:23:51,876 --> 01:23:56,613
Major ? I don't know.
I-I can't picture you
Doing anything major.
1292
01:23:56,681 --> 01:23:59,950
I-I guess if you were
Cruel to the children,
That would be major.
1293
01:24:00,017 --> 01:24:02,385
I would put that number one.
1294
01:24:02,453 --> 01:24:06,189
I would say that
That was the worst thing
A man could do in a marriage.
1295
01:24:06,256 --> 01:24:10,660
To be cruel to the children
Is unpardonable.
All else could be forgiven.
1296
01:24:10,728 --> 01:24:12,963
If I caught you
With another woman,
That would be major.
1297
01:24:13,030 --> 01:24:15,966
Let's not get off
The children thing so fast.
1298
01:24:16,033 --> 01:24:19,335
To me, children are
The reflection--
Marvin, Marvin,
1299
01:24:19,403 --> 01:24:25,041
I've got to lie down.
Oh, Millie,
I've missed you so.
1300
01:24:25,109 --> 01:24:27,043
Mm-mm-mm. Oh.
1301
01:24:27,111 --> 01:24:31,080
I've missed you.
1302
01:24:31,148 --> 01:24:34,551
So--
Let's go to the living room.
God, I�ve missed you.
1303
01:24:38,122 --> 01:24:41,057
Let's make love
In the living room.
You've missed me ?
1304
01:24:41,125 --> 01:24:45,194
You've only been away one night.
I know, but there's
A three-hour time difference.
1305
01:24:47,498 --> 01:24:51,100
My god, I�ve never
Seen you look so pretty.
1306
01:24:51,168 --> 01:24:54,704
Come here,
You cute little thing.
1307
01:24:54,772 --> 01:24:56,940
Don't be ridiculous.
There's not even a bed in here.
1308
01:24:57,008 --> 01:25:01,177
Oh. Oh, well.
They-- they have
Terrific carpeting.
1309
01:25:01,245 --> 01:25:05,682
Come on.
We tried pot last year.
Let's try carpeting this year.
1310
01:25:05,750 --> 01:25:10,754
Maybe tonight.
If I don't lie down,
I'll pass out.
1311
01:25:10,821 --> 01:25:15,091
Millie ! Millie, wait !
Millie, don't ! Millie !
1312
01:25:15,159 --> 01:25:17,928
You don't
Have to get so upset.
I said tonight.
1313
01:25:17,995 --> 01:25:21,464
I've never seen you
So sex-crazed
In the morning.
1314
01:25:21,532 --> 01:25:23,533
I didn't realize
It was the morning.
1315
01:25:23,601 --> 01:25:29,439
Why don't you just
Lie down next to me
And relax ?
1316
01:25:29,506 --> 01:25:32,576
We don't have to make love.
1317
01:25:32,643 --> 01:25:37,480
Just lie down next to me
For-- for half an hour.
1318
01:25:37,548 --> 01:25:39,649
Come on. You can
Do that, can't you ?
[ whimpering ]
1319
01:25:39,717 --> 01:25:41,651
Come on.
1320
01:25:43,754 --> 01:25:45,689
[ continues whimpering ]
1321
01:25:55,866 --> 01:26:01,137
- what are you doing
Down there ?
- my back is acting up again.
1322
01:26:01,205 --> 01:26:04,373
- the bed is too soft.
- I don't believe that
For a second.
1323
01:26:06,611 --> 01:26:09,713
Millie,
I can't keep this up anymore.
I'm gonna get a heart attack.
1324
01:26:11,148 --> 01:26:14,350
I'm gonna tell you something,
Millie, and this is the truth.
1325
01:26:14,418 --> 01:26:16,352
No more lies.
1326
01:26:18,055 --> 01:26:21,091
It was never my intention
To hurt you, Millie,
1327
01:26:21,158 --> 01:26:24,661
But it's very possible
That in the next few minutes...
1328
01:26:24,729 --> 01:26:27,163
You may be terribly,
Terribly hurt.
1329
01:26:27,231 --> 01:26:30,700
Uh-huh.
Is it major or minor ?
1330
01:26:30,768 --> 01:26:34,370
To me it's minor.
To you I think it's going to be
Extremely major.
1331
01:26:35,572 --> 01:26:38,074
Well, tell me, Marvin.
1332
01:26:38,142 --> 01:26:40,844
It couldn't be that bad,
As long as you're not
Trying to cover up something.
1333
01:26:44,581 --> 01:26:49,019
I'd like to show you something,
Millie, but I�m gonna ask you
To do something for me first.
1334
01:26:49,086 --> 01:26:54,524
Say nothing for ten seconds.
Whatever comes to mind, please,
For the sake of both of us,
1335
01:26:54,591 --> 01:26:57,027
Say nothing for ten seconds.
1336
01:27:16,446 --> 01:27:18,381
I'm praying, Marvin.
1337
01:27:18,448 --> 01:27:22,652
I'm praying that the maid
Came in to clean...
1338
01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:26,923
And got dizzy from overwork
And fainted in your bed ?
1339
01:27:28,592 --> 01:27:31,661
It's not the maid, Millie.
Well, then,
1340
01:27:31,729 --> 01:27:35,965
I'm very anxious to hear
Who it is, Marvin.
1341
01:27:36,033 --> 01:27:38,267
I can't wait to hear
What you have to say next.
1342
01:27:39,704 --> 01:27:43,073
I'm waiting, Marvin.
I'm waiting too.
1343
01:27:44,141 --> 01:27:46,776
You know what my guess is ?
1344
01:27:46,844 --> 01:27:51,181
My guess is that that's
A woman in your bed.
That's my guess too, Millie.
1345
01:27:51,248 --> 01:27:55,618
What woman,
You can tell me in court.
1346
01:27:58,723 --> 01:28:01,925
I'm leaving now, Marvin.
1347
01:28:01,992 --> 01:28:05,729
Before I go,
I want to ask you
One silly question.
1348
01:28:05,796 --> 01:28:10,066
- why doesn't she move ?
- I can explain that.
1349
01:28:10,134 --> 01:28:13,103
Don't tell me
You've been carrying on
With a helpless paralytic.
1350
01:28:13,170 --> 01:28:16,005
I won't buy it, Marvin.
1351
01:28:16,073 --> 01:28:19,709
Millie, she drank
A whole bottle of tequila
By herself !
1352
01:28:19,777 --> 01:28:23,880
Set and match point
Coming up.
1353
01:28:23,948 --> 01:28:26,616
- watch it !
- like I watched the gauge ?
1354
01:28:33,457 --> 01:28:35,992
It's mine !
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Look out.
1355
01:28:37,061 --> 01:28:38,962
Chauncey, lob it !
1356
01:28:39,029 --> 01:28:41,231
- I got it.
- I got it, I got it, I got it.
1357
01:28:41,298 --> 01:28:45,334
- I got it, I got it.
Willis, I got it.
- ooh, I got it. Watch it !
1358
01:28:45,402 --> 01:28:47,837
Oh !
1359
01:28:49,306 --> 01:28:51,908
ow !
1360
01:28:54,078 --> 01:28:58,948
Ooh. Ooh ! It's broken.
Oh, god. It's broken.
I can feel it.
1361
01:28:59,016 --> 01:29:02,919
It's not broken. It's sprained.
You're a nose and throat man.
How do you know ?
1362
01:29:04,037 --> 01:29:06,322
We were dead drunk,
The both of us.
1363
01:29:06,390 --> 01:29:10,293
You think I�d do something
Like that stone sober ?
Let me tell you something else.
1364
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:15,965
Being cruel to the children is
Number two. that's number one.
To you, Millie.
1365
01:29:16,033 --> 01:29:19,269
I can understand it being
Important to you.
To me it was meaningless.
1366
01:29:19,336 --> 01:29:22,338
That's a shame, Marvin.
I always get so upset when
You don't have a good time.
1367
01:29:22,406 --> 01:29:24,340
good, good. Get it out.
1368
01:29:24,408 --> 01:29:27,576
The quicker you get it out,
The quicker you'll be
Rid of it.
1369
01:29:27,644 --> 01:29:30,680
God.
And what do I do now ?
1370
01:29:30,747 --> 01:29:33,149
Do you expect me to go
To your nephew's bar mitzvah...
1371
01:29:33,217 --> 01:29:36,319
And say "congratulations"
To the man who paid that woman
To sleep with my husband ?
1372
01:29:36,386 --> 01:29:39,422
He'll probably wink at you.
He doesn't know
That you know.
1373
01:29:39,489 --> 01:29:42,692
I see.
Well, then the joke's on him.
Only you and I know that I know.
1374
01:29:42,759 --> 01:29:45,195
You're right, Millie.
You don't deserve to be
Treated like that.
1375
01:29:45,262 --> 01:29:48,397
Forget the bar mitzvah. I'll go
Back with you on the next plane
If that's what you want.
1376
01:29:48,465 --> 01:29:52,702
No. I will not give
You or your family
That satisfaction.
1377
01:29:52,769 --> 01:29:56,239
I am going to behave
With more dignity
Than you ever dreamed.
1378
01:29:56,307 --> 01:29:59,542
I am going to that bar mitzvah
With my head held high.
1379
01:29:59,609 --> 01:30:04,280
I am not going to divorce you.
I am going to forgive you.
1380
01:30:04,348 --> 01:30:10,220
I am going to forget
This ever happened. I am going
To figure out why it happened,
1381
01:30:10,287 --> 01:30:14,891
And I�m never going
To bring it up again
As long as I live.
1382
01:30:14,959 --> 01:30:18,461
And now, I�m going in there,
1383
01:30:18,528 --> 01:30:21,931
And I�m going to spend
Every last cent you have.
1384
01:30:25,502 --> 01:30:28,204
Here we go, dear. Here we go.
To the right. To the right.
1385
01:30:28,272 --> 01:30:30,974
Oh, I feel like a piano--
A dead piano.
All right.
1386
01:30:31,041 --> 01:30:34,143
Lola, please get a wet towel
Out of our bathroom.
1387
01:30:34,211 --> 01:30:37,881
[ moaning ]
You mean,
This is all your room ?
1388
01:30:39,750 --> 01:30:43,353
Huh ? I slept standing up,
And you're living like
The king and queen of England ?
1389
01:30:43,420 --> 01:30:46,389
The queen is about to
Abdicate her leg
If we don't get her into bed.
1390
01:30:46,456 --> 01:30:50,693
Lola ! Lola, I want you
To see what they got--
1391
01:30:50,761 --> 01:30:52,695
[ yells ]
Oh, god.
[ glass shatters ]
1392
01:30:52,763 --> 01:30:55,298
What happened, damn it ?
Oh.
[ clears throat ]
1393
01:30:55,366 --> 01:30:57,901
I broke a bottle of perfume.
I'm sorry, Bett.
1394
01:30:57,968 --> 01:31:00,536
Don't worry.
It was only $90 an ounce.
1395
01:31:00,604 --> 01:31:03,206
Of all the stupid-ass
Things to do--
Hold on.
1396
01:31:03,274 --> 01:31:06,009
She did not do it on purpose.
You mean it was
A planned accident ?
1397
01:31:06,076 --> 01:31:10,146
We don't have to take this crap.
We can go up to our cigar box
And watch our broken television.
1398
01:31:10,214 --> 01:31:14,650
come on, honey.
ow ! Oh, I cut my finger.
1399
01:31:14,718 --> 01:31:18,354
It's bleeding.
Oh, damn, that perfume burns !
1400
01:31:18,422 --> 01:31:21,291
Only good perfume.
Cheap perfume
You can't feel at all.
1401
01:31:21,358 --> 01:31:25,594
Oh, Bett, there's broken glass
On the bathroom floor.
Be careful where you step.
1402
01:31:25,662 --> 01:31:29,332
I'm glad you told me.
I was gonna walk in there
A lot today.
1403
01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:31,500
[ Chauncey ]
Willis, do you have
Any band-aids ?
1404
01:31:31,568 --> 01:31:34,837
[ Willis ] we'll take care
Of one casualty at a time.
[ yelling ]
1405
01:31:34,905 --> 01:31:36,973
Grab her !
1406
01:31:37,041 --> 01:31:40,910
Oh ! Ohh !
[ window shattering ]
1407
01:31:40,978 --> 01:31:42,912
Oh, my leg !
All right, all right.
1408
01:31:42,980 --> 01:31:48,084
will you please help us ?
now you want my help, huh ?
1409
01:31:50,154 --> 01:31:52,088
Ohh !
Watch the step.
1410
01:31:53,257 --> 01:31:56,859
Ouch ! Oh, help me.
Oh, help me, somebody.
1411
01:31:56,927 --> 01:31:59,295
Lola, what's--
My head.
1412
01:31:59,363 --> 01:32:02,631
I banged my head
On the medicine cabinet.
I'm gonna pass out.
1413
01:32:02,699 --> 01:32:05,668
No, you're not.
I am. I'm passing out.
1414
01:32:05,735 --> 01:32:07,670
Lola, don't pass--
Lola. Lola.
1415
01:32:07,737 --> 01:32:10,706
My god. Would you get me
A wet towel ? She passed out !
1416
01:32:10,774 --> 01:32:13,776
Lola. Lola, sweetheart,
You're gonna be all right, baby.
1417
01:32:13,844 --> 01:32:16,545
Don't lie to the woman.
She knows she's not okay.
1418
01:32:16,613 --> 01:32:19,382
Lola ! Lola !
1419
01:32:19,450 --> 01:32:23,019
Lola, you're bleeding
On the man's rug.
He'll charge me for it.
1420
01:32:23,087 --> 01:32:25,821
Lola ? Lola.
[ glass crunching ]
1421
01:32:25,889 --> 01:32:28,724
Lola, listen to me.
Lola ? Lola ?
1422
01:32:28,792 --> 01:32:33,096
How many fingers ?
Lola. Lola ? Lola ? Lola ?
1423
01:32:33,163 --> 01:32:35,764
I just stepped on
A broken piece of glass,
1424
01:32:35,832 --> 01:32:38,301
And I hope you're satisfied.
1425
01:32:39,903 --> 01:32:43,039
That feel better ?
No, that's the wrong ankle.
1426
01:32:43,107 --> 01:32:45,308
Would you help me lift her
To the bed, please ?
1427
01:32:45,376 --> 01:32:49,545
Only on vacations.
This only happens on vacations.
Grab her feet. Oop !
1428
01:32:51,115 --> 01:32:54,317
God, it's like
Guadalcanal in here.
Oh, easy ! Easy !
1429
01:32:54,385 --> 01:32:57,487
Easy ! Oh, ouch.
Ow ! Oh, careful.
1430
01:32:57,554 --> 01:33:01,190
Hey ! Ow !
Wait a minute !
1431
01:33:01,258 --> 01:33:03,859
Ow !
Ohh !
1432
01:33:03,927 --> 01:33:06,329
[ groaning ]
You're all right.
1433
01:33:06,397 --> 01:33:10,066
This bed is bigger
Than our whole room.
1434
01:33:10,134 --> 01:33:12,068
Let's settle up !
What ?
1435
01:33:12,136 --> 01:33:15,471
How much do I owe you, huh ?
1436
01:33:15,539 --> 01:33:18,974
Because after I pay you,
I ain't gonna see you.
1437
01:33:19,043 --> 01:33:22,745
All right. All right.
Now, let's not get
Our noses bent outta shape.
1438
01:33:22,812 --> 01:33:25,415
It's all over.
Let's forget it.
Forget it ?
1439
01:33:25,482 --> 01:33:28,418
Forget it.
Forget it ? Forget the year
I planned for this vacation ?
1440
01:33:28,485 --> 01:33:31,754
You know what I got
To show for it ?
An overdose of Japanese food,
1441
01:33:31,821 --> 01:33:36,359
Mildew in my feet
From sleeping in a wet bed,
A wife with a concussion,
1442
01:33:36,427 --> 01:33:40,363
Two lawsuits for two car crashes
That I didn't drive two times !
1443
01:33:40,431 --> 01:33:42,465
And you want me to forget it ?
1444
01:33:42,533 --> 01:33:45,234
Ha !
I'm writing a blank check.
1445
01:33:45,302 --> 01:33:48,438
You fill it out
And shove it up your--
No !
1446
01:33:48,505 --> 01:33:50,440
Hey, hey, hey !
1447
01:33:50,507 --> 01:33:53,142
You don't use that language
In front of the ladies.
1448
01:33:53,210 --> 01:33:56,845
The ladies are unconscious.
They can't hear us.
1449
01:33:56,913 --> 01:34:01,417
Now, I owe you for
A bottle of perfume,
Bloodstains on the rug,
1450
01:34:01,485 --> 01:34:04,853
And an acetylene torch
That burned us out of the car.
1451
01:34:04,921 --> 01:34:07,856
I've had it !
Ah-ah-ah.
1452
01:34:07,924 --> 01:34:10,393
I want to go home.
I need a vacation !
1453
01:34:10,461 --> 01:34:12,495
Now, come on, buddy.
Now, look, let's shake--
1454
01:34:12,563 --> 01:34:15,264
Let's shake, and let's
Forget it ever happened.
1455
01:34:15,332 --> 01:34:18,334
Oh, shake hands with the man,
Chauncey, please.
[ screams ]
1456
01:34:18,402 --> 01:34:20,636
Watch what you're doing,
Idiot !
1457
01:34:20,704 --> 01:34:26,175
"idiot" ? That's the hump
That broke the camel's back !
Aah !
1458
01:34:26,243 --> 01:34:30,813
Either you apologize
To my dear, sweet wife
For calling her an idiot,
1459
01:34:30,880 --> 01:34:34,984
Or I�ll take this
Japanese aluminum racket
And I�ll backhand you to death !
1460
01:34:35,051 --> 01:34:36,986
Don't threaten me.
1461
01:34:37,053 --> 01:34:40,956
Never threaten a man
Who's spent two years working
The drunk ward. Now, back off !
1462
01:34:42,759 --> 01:34:45,128
Apologize to my wife
By the time I count to five,
1463
01:34:45,195 --> 01:34:47,363
Or I�m gonna start serving
With your big head.
1464
01:34:47,431 --> 01:34:50,099
- one !
- don't fight.
Please don't fight.
1465
01:34:50,167 --> 01:34:53,102
- two.
- somebody'll get hurt
And fall on me.
1466
01:34:53,170 --> 01:34:56,839
- three.
- don't hit him with the racket.
I just had it restrung !
1467
01:34:56,906 --> 01:35:00,009
Four !
And you know what comes
After four, don't you ?
1468
01:35:00,076 --> 01:35:03,779
I'll mess you up so bad,
Even I won't be able
To fix you up.
1469
01:35:03,847 --> 01:35:05,781
Apologize
Before I get to five !
1470
01:35:09,052 --> 01:35:11,053
Say it.
Go ahead, say it.
1471
01:35:13,390 --> 01:35:17,260
Say it.
Are you afraid to say it ?
Say "five." five.
1472
01:35:17,327 --> 01:35:20,896
I'll say it for you.
Five ! Five ! Five !
Say it !
1473
01:35:20,964 --> 01:35:25,501
It don't count
Unless I say it.
Five !
1474
01:35:33,377 --> 01:35:35,645
[ yelling ]
1475
01:35:41,051 --> 01:35:43,419
Thank god their patients
Aren't here to see this.
1476
01:35:53,129 --> 01:35:56,499
Millie.
No word
From sleeping beauty ?
1477
01:35:56,567 --> 01:35:59,202
Oh, thanks.
Thank you very much.
1478
01:35:59,269 --> 01:36:01,637
Forget about her.
We'll get dressed,
Go to the bar mitzvah.
1479
01:36:01,705 --> 01:36:04,807
And tonight,
We'll move to another hotel.
May we do that, Millie ?
1480
01:36:04,874 --> 01:36:08,578
I wonder if harry
Spent as much on her
As we did on his lousy kid.
1481
01:36:08,645 --> 01:36:12,448
Millie, I�ll never do
Anything again to hurt you
As long as I live.
1482
01:36:12,516 --> 01:36:16,719
You're the most special woman
In the world to me, Millie,
And I love you.
1483
01:36:16,786 --> 01:36:20,556
I love you, Millie.
Please,
Not in front of the hooker.
1484
01:36:20,624 --> 01:36:23,826
Oh, god, get him off of me !
1485
01:36:23,893 --> 01:36:26,195
Chauncey, don't bite.
You'll ruin your caps !
1486
01:36:26,263 --> 01:36:29,898
Get him off of me !
Get him off of me !
I've had enough of you.
1487
01:36:29,966 --> 01:36:33,802
Don't you ever bite me again.
Do you know you could
Give me a blood disease ?
1488
01:36:33,870 --> 01:36:38,474
Now, tell me we're friends !
Now you say...
1489
01:36:38,542 --> 01:36:41,877
That you enjoyed the vacation--
Say it !
Friends !
1490
01:36:41,945 --> 01:36:46,482
You're going to tell me
That you enjoyed--
Friends !
1491
01:36:46,550 --> 01:36:48,484
Friends ! Now !
Friends !
1492
01:36:48,552 --> 01:36:52,955
You tell me that you enjoyed
Being with us on our vacation !
1493
01:36:53,022 --> 01:36:54,957
Best time I�ve ever had !
1494
01:36:55,024 --> 01:36:58,527
You better believe it.
[ yelling ]
1495
01:37:03,600 --> 01:37:07,836
Call your wife off.
Get off ! Get off !
Get off ! Get off !
1496
01:37:09,005 --> 01:37:11,807
[ all yelling ]
1497
01:37:11,875 --> 01:37:15,010
Did you love the Japanese
Restaurant ? Say it !
1498
01:37:15,078 --> 01:37:17,580
Huh ? Say it !
[ gagging ]
1499
01:37:17,648 --> 01:37:19,615
Say it !
Willis !
1500
01:37:19,683 --> 01:37:23,519
And you say...
That you are going...
To love...
1501
01:37:23,587 --> 01:37:26,255
Going with us next year
On a vacation again.
1502
01:37:26,323 --> 01:37:30,926
- say it !
- you can crack my ribs,
But I won't say it.
1503
01:37:39,603 --> 01:37:42,605
You like it ?
Mildred, you look beautiful.
1504
01:37:42,673 --> 01:37:46,041
Yeah ?
Thank you.
Beautiful.
1505
01:37:46,109 --> 01:37:49,211
Come on, darling. There's
A cab waiting 20 minutes.
1506
01:37:49,279 --> 01:37:52,782
What happened to our roommate ?
She's gone.
She couldn't find her shoes.
1507
01:37:52,849 --> 01:37:56,819
I gave her yours.
Anything to get rid of her.
[ chuckling ]
1508
01:37:56,886 --> 01:37:59,588
Hey, wait. What are you doing ?
Hey, you're giving away my cab.
1509
01:37:59,656 --> 01:38:03,326
I asked you to hold that.
I'm sorry, sir.
I couldn't hold it any longer.
1510
01:38:03,393 --> 01:38:06,629
For cryin' out loud. Will you
Get me another one, please ?
It'll take about 20 minutes.
1511
01:38:06,697 --> 01:38:09,965
- we're gonna be late.
I knew it.
- hi.
1512
01:38:13,637 --> 01:38:17,340
- can I give you a lift ?
- no, thank you. We'll wait.
1513
01:38:17,407 --> 01:38:21,444
That's very nice of you.
Get in the cab, Marvin.
Are you serious ?
1514
01:38:21,511 --> 01:38:25,047
I didn't come 3,000 miles
To be late.
Get in the cab, Marvin.
1515
01:38:25,114 --> 01:38:27,683
Do you know who that is ?
Yes, it's our hooker.
1516
01:38:27,751 --> 01:38:30,619
You think I�d ride
With strangers ?
1517
01:38:30,687 --> 01:38:33,322
this is very nice of you.
thank you.
oh, my pleasure.
1518
01:38:33,390 --> 01:38:35,324
Nice shoes.
Thank you.
1519
01:38:35,392 --> 01:38:37,326
Live out here ?
Sometimes.
1520
01:38:37,394 --> 01:38:43,131
Passengers holding
A blue boarding pass may
Enter the aircraft at gate 37-a.
1521
01:38:43,199 --> 01:38:45,200
Thank you.
1522
01:38:45,268 --> 01:38:48,070
Mother ! Whew !
1523
01:38:48,137 --> 01:38:51,006
I was afraid
I wouldn't make it.
What are you doing here ?
1524
01:38:51,074 --> 01:38:53,876
Where's your father ?
1525
01:38:53,943 --> 01:38:56,211
My god.
Was it the lima beans
And broccoli ?
1526
01:38:56,279 --> 01:38:59,782
No, no. He's waiting
Outside in the car.
1527
01:38:59,850 --> 01:39:03,552
I just wanted to say
Good-bye and thank you.
1528
01:39:04,621 --> 01:39:06,555
And I love you.
1529
01:39:12,863 --> 01:39:15,063
You don't know
What this means to me.
I've been very depressed.
1530
01:39:15,131 --> 01:39:17,500
I just found out
I've already seen the movie.
1531
01:39:21,705 --> 01:39:24,973
I'm gonna miss you, mother,
But I know I�m doing the--
1532
01:39:25,041 --> 01:39:27,710
No, no, jenny.
Don't say it.
It's all right.
1533
01:39:27,778 --> 01:39:31,514
I'm doing the right thing.
There. I said it anyways.
1534
01:39:31,581 --> 01:39:33,549
This is for you.
1535
01:39:35,285 --> 01:39:38,654
What is that ?
It's a map
Of the movie stars' homes,
1536
01:39:38,722 --> 01:39:40,790
Just in case you ever
Make it out this way again.
1537
01:39:50,867 --> 01:39:53,436
Sir, I�m sorry about
Dropping that suitcase.
1538
01:39:53,503 --> 01:39:56,271
Oh, that's all right.
It wasn't the foot
With the glass in it.
1539
01:39:56,339 --> 01:39:58,874
Tell the hostess
I have to sit with
My good eye near the window.
1540
01:39:58,942 --> 01:40:01,444
I don't want to miss
The grand canyon again.
1541
01:40:01,511 --> 01:40:04,513
[ raspy ]
How can I lecture
And operate on Monday ?
1542
01:40:04,581 --> 01:40:08,484
I can't speak,
And I can't look down.
1543
01:40:11,855 --> 01:40:14,623
[ stewardess ] good afternoon,
Ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome aboard flight 211...
1544
01:40:14,691 --> 01:40:16,625
To New York and London.
1545
01:40:16,693 --> 01:40:19,328
Our flying time
This afternoon will be
Four hours and fifty minutes,
1546
01:40:19,395 --> 01:40:22,465
And we'll be cruising
At an altitude of 37,000 feet.
1547
01:40:22,532 --> 01:40:26,435
We'll now be serving you
Cocktails and beverages
And then serving lunch,
1548
01:40:26,503 --> 01:40:31,507
Followed by our film,
No left turn, starring
James Coburn and Diana Barrie.
1549
01:40:31,575 --> 01:40:36,211
Oh, Christ, Sidney,
Let's get off. Tell them
To let us off this bloody plane.
1550
01:42:35,005 --> 01:42:36,211
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