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EVAN: Previously on
The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers...
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NICK: The Ducks
are a powerhouse organization
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with a record ten state championships.
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MARY JOE: A little different
than the Ducks of the '90s.
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I gotta cut you.
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At this age,
if you can't be great at hockey,
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-it's like, don't bother.
-"Don't bother"?
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Let's start our own team.
A whole group of Don't Bothers.
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EVAN: And all we need
is a few more players.
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-Sofi.
-You're asking me to quit the Ducks?
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ALEX: I'll find a coach. I'll find a rink.
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Are you the manager?
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I'm Gordon Bombay.
Welcome to the Ice Palace.
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-Who's gonna coach?
-I am.
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COACH T: The 12-to-14-year-old division
is full contact.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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-COACH T: This is the real deal.
-Oh, crap.
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Nick here, still podcasting,
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but now embedded
with the new Don't Bothers team.
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Reporting live from the inside.
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First impressions, gotta love a sport
that starts with hot cocoa.
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All right, guys, let's do this.
Hockey-time.
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(CHEERING AND EXCLAIMING)
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-You all right?
-ALEX: Yeah.
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I just... I'm excited.
I'm excited, but I'm nervous, you know.
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I want this to be great for you,
and I've never coached before.
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You've been watching my hockey
practices since I was what, four?
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Watching is a pretty strong word.
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Full disclosure, I was answering emails,
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paying bills, and if I was wearing
sunglasses, I was straight up asleep.
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Okay, stings a bit,
but, uh, let's move on.
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-Maybe you just need a cool, new nickname.
-Like what?
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-Coach A?
-Coach A?
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"Who could lose with
a coach like Coach A?" I love it.
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Hey, guys. Um, welcome to the first
practice of the Don't Bothers.
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-(ALL CHEERING)
-Yeah!
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I'm Coach A. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Doesn't work.
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Just call me Alex.
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And today, we're gonna start
with a really cool passing exercise.
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You guys heard coach. Let's lace-up.
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ALEX: No, not that kind.
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Today, we won't be touching the ice,
but we will be breaking the ice.
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MAYA: But I'm wearing long underwear.
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KOOB: It's like a candy.
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What does that mean?
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Well, I don't wanna play
by the Ducks' rules,
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because we're a different kind of team.
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We're nice, and they can suck it.
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I wanna try a new approach
and work on trust and bonding.
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So today, we're gonna sit in a circle
and pass a puck around
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and play a game called Outside In.
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Where everyone says something that might
seem obvious about them on the outside,
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but then reveals something on the inside
that not everyone might know.
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So no skating at all?
Our first game's Saturday.
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We will get there. Don't you worry.
Okay, let's circle up.
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Coach Alex is taking
a more touchy-feely approach.
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Her son, Evan, my new and soon possible
best friend, seems skeptical.
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Let's see how this plays out.
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ALEX: This...
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is the trust puck.
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When you are holding
the sacred trust puck,
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the floor is yours.
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Sam?
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Uh...
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Outside, I like skateboarding,
and I act kinda crazy,
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but, inside, I have no spleen.
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-Oh.
-It burst when I crashed into a stop sign.
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I am a mess in there.
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Hi, I'm Maya.
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Uh, I have this talent where I can zero in
on someone's weakness and destroy them.
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(ALEX CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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Like I might tell you
that your puffy vest is very 2017.
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And then every time I saw you,
I'd say other things from 2017
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just to get in your head.
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Like, Lego Batman Movie
or fidget spinners.
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But this is one my favorite vests.
It's got a lot of useful pockets.
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I guess pockets were big in 2017.
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You know what else was big in 2017?
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-Hockey! Now come on, let's go.
-Not just yet, baby.
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I'm Lauren.
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Outside, I'm a female warrior,
and people say I dress weird.
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Inside, I used to have
a crippling fear of death,
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but then I realized the fact that
everybody, popular kids, freaks,
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we all have this
vast nothingness waiting for us.
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In a strange way,
it gives me a sense of peace.
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All right, Lauren, making us aware
of our mortality. Thank you.
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Koob? Koob?
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His eyes are open, but I'm not sure
he's actually with us. Koob?
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(ALEX EXCLAIMS SOFTLY)
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Outside, I'm a gamer and spend a lot
of time in front of a screen.
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Inside, I think we might all just be
a series of ones and zeroes
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and living in a digital simulation.
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Hello, my name is Evan.
On the outside, I love hockey.
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And on the inside, I also love hockey.
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So really looking forward
to playing actual hockey.
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I love your passion. Good job.
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Hey, guys, I'm Logan.
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God has blessed me
with a solid head of lettuce.
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-(ALL CHUCKLING)
-And I love dogs.
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On the inside, me and my dad
just moved in with my aunt,
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because my parents are getting a divorce.
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-ALEX: Hmm.
-My mom cheated on him.
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I also love cats.
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Hi, I'm Nick.
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I have two moms who are both
awesome and different in surprising ways.
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I'm a huge fan of hockey,
but haven't really played it a lot.
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But I'm excited to take this
journey with all of you.
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And on the inside?
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On the inside, I look like Logan.
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Maybe a little taller.
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Very good, you guys. That was amazing.
I think we are finally ready...
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Yes. Finally. Let's play some hockey.
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For trust falls.
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KOOB: She said "trust falls"?
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-SAM: I like falling.
-(SIGHS)
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-I'll be right back.
-ALEX: Ev?
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-MAYA: Do not drop me, people.
-Okay, have you guys done a trust fall?
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Coach Bombay?
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Go away. 1:00 to 3:00 is my nap time.
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But that's our practice time.
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What a coincidence.
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Hit the lights on your way out.
Stop calling me coach.
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I'm just a guy tryin' to get some sleep.
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Well, the thing is,
I would never say this to my mom,
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because I know
how hard she's working out there,
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but she really needs help.
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I mean, she's trying to coach
my hockey team,
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but it feels more
like a sleepover party with a puck.
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Look, you seem like a nice kid.
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Actually, I don't know
what kinda kid you are.
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Like I told your mom,
I'm just renting you ice time. That's it.
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But we're gonna be okay, right?
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When you coached the old Ducks,
they were really bad, but they got better.
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Tell me we have a chance.
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Just tell me the underdogs
will come through in the end.
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Yeah. The old Ducks did get better,
but they had me. You don't.
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Hey, kid?
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-Yeah?
-Shut the door, will ya?
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ALEX: Be right back, guys.
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-KOOB: What's this?
-SAM: I wanna skate.
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-Hey!
-I was just going to the bathroom.
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Going to the bathroom.
Exactly what I'm doing.
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NICK: Anyone want anything
from the snack bar?
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-ALEX: Yoo-hoo?
-Are you kidding me?
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So, just want to let you know,
first practice is going really well.
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Good story. Does it have an ending?
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It has a question. Which is I
wonder if you could talk to Evan?
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He really worships you.
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And he doesn't seem completely
on board with my methods.
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I was hoping you could tell him
you think they're gonna gonna work.
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Not gonna do it
'cause I don't think it's gonna work.
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It's team building and trust.
You don't think any of that matters?
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I think it's almost three o'clock.
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And if you go one minute over,
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I'm gonna charge you for a 'nother hour.
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-I will leave you now.
-Door!
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Closing, closing. Closed.
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Hey, do you have a minute?
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Sure, just finishing up my salad.
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-What did we do before jicama?
-(CHUCKLES)
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Uh... We were lost, I guess.
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-Did you eat? Okay.
-Yes.
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I also had a salad on
bread with cheese and meat.
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-It was a sandwich.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Um, I wanted to ask you
about my new hockey team.
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I'm just so glad you found a way
for Evan to keep playing.
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We were so bummed when he got cut.
My twins are really gonna miss him.
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And I'm gonna miss
hanging out with you, girl.
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Aw, I mean, it's good times, yes.
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So, I was wondering
if I could take off at, like, 5:30
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during the week
on the nights we have practice.
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I will make it up from home,
get here early and get everything done.
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I think it'll be fine.
Yeah, should be, what, ten weeks, right?
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-Right. Unless we make it to States.
-Yeah, of course.
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I mean, only the top two teams
in the division advance,
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-but I guess you never know, right?
-Right.
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Yeah, you do whatever you need to do.
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Okay. Great. Thanks so much.
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-Go get 'em.
-Thanks. (CHUCKLES)
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-So, how is the new team going?
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(SIGHS) Well, our first game's Saturday,
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and my mom's really stuck
on the hardcore get-to-know-you drills.
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Sounds better than what I'm doing.
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I really miss you on the Ducks.
You were the only nice person there.
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EVAN: Offer still stands. Come join us.
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We're so nice,
it's actually driving me insane.
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(CHUCKLES) I told you, I can't.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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Oh, man, I'm late for homeroom.
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Welcome to practice.
We're here to have fun.
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Let's remember, this is kids' sports.
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The stakes could not be lower.
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What's wrong with Koob?
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EVAN: Ugh. Poor guy.
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Looks like just skating out here in
all that equipment knocked him out.
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Hey, bud, how you doin'?
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Cold, wet.
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At least the ice numbs the pain.
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Want me to line up some pucks
so we can start stick handling?
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No, no, we're not doing pucks today.
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We're doing something
different and better and safer.
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-Beach balls!
-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!
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This is a nightmare.
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LAUREN: I got it!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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-Whoo!
-Oh, man!
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All right! Everybody's stick has to touch
the ball once before it goes in the goal.
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-LAUREN: Get in there!
-LOGAN: I can't...
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Yeah!
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Hey, yes! Isn't this fun?
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(GROANS)
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Sam, are you okay? What're you doing?
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Just wanted to see if I can
grind the top of the boards.
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I cannot.
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Take it easy.
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I dug out my old uniform
from when I used to play peewee.
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Aw.
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It's kinda small and I think it might
need to be cut off me.
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-(CHUCKLING) Okay.
-Hey, guys, check it out.
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-(MURMURING)
-Heads-up!
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-Boomerang!
-MAYA: Duck!
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-Run away!
-Run!
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Just one more quick question.
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Do you have any equipment we could borrow?
Helmets, sticks.
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I'm running way short
and I can't afford to go out and buy...
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See, I took every single piece
of hockey equipment in this place,
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I put it in the dumpster,
and then I set fire to it.
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That wasn't even
the darkest thing I did that day.
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Wanna keep digging?
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MAYA: Hey, Lauren, over here!
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LAUREN: Look, Sam!
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00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,290
LOGAN: Sorry!
236
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,285
-Oh, hey!
-EVAN: Hey...
237
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:11,457
-How's it going?
-Good, but when will we use real pucks?
238
00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:12,877
Our first game's in three days.
239
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,931
Fine. Hey, everybody, listen up.
240
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:22,811
We are going to try shooting
with an actual puck.
241
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,521
Basically, guys,
this is a black disc of death.
242
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,852
(ALARM SOUNDS)
243
00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:28,361
I'm dyin' out there.
244
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,938
My mom doesn't seem to care
if we're any good or not.
245
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,114
I don't think the other kids care, either.
246
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,073
Yeah, you know who else doesn't care?
247
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,153
This guy.
248
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,239
Wait, which guy?
249
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:40,371
This guy?
250
00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:42,405
You gotta be more specific.
251
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,457
How are you not getting this? Me.
252
00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:46,956
Oh.
253
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,080
(BELL DINGS)
254
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,326
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
255
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:50,498
Philly's much better than...
256
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:54,666
Guys, as you're all aware,
we have our very first game
257
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,046
against the Cardinals on Saturday.
258
00:11:57,134 --> 00:12:00,604
I have done my research.
The Cardinals are extremely good.
259
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,849
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Uh, very strong team.
260
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:06,441
However, it does not matter
if we win or lose.
261
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:10,938
So, that is why I thought we would have
262
00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:13,533
our awards ceremony tonight.
263
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,939
-Wait. Before our first game?
-MAYA: Really?
264
00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,198
You got it.
265
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,359
This is what teams do
at the end of the season, Mom.
266
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:22,578
Well, yes,
but we're doing things a different way.
267
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,949
We're doing things
the "Don't Bothers way."
268
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:28,497
What happens out there on the ice
does not define us.
269
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:31,212
We are special and awesome.
No matter what.
270
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:32,923
My world is upside down.
271
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,513
I would like to start with Nick.
272
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,589
It's not even a participation trophy.
273
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,684
You haven't even
participated in anything yet.
274
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:43,930
Dude, I've never won anything in my
life. Let's hear what the lady has to say.
275
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:48,144
Nick, I would like to give you the award
for Most Improved Player Since Yesterday.
276
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:49,767
-Congratulations.
-(ALL APPLAUDING)
277
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,613
-LOGAN: Yeah!
-LAUREN: Nice one!
278
00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:53,441
That's great.
279
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:55,863
I... I don't know what to say.
280
00:12:56,610 --> 00:13:00,990
I mean, you don't do it for the awards
like this, but it's nice to be recognized.
281
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:02,783
-Thank you.
-SAM: Hey, congrats, man!
282
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,043
Logan, you get the award
for Best Attitude.
283
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,289
Thank you very much.
284
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:09,711
I mean, right back at you, Miss M.
You set the tone.
285
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:10,960
And that comes from the top.
286
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,291
-LAUREN: Nice, Logan!
-Thank you.
287
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:16,133
Sam, you get the award for
Most Likely to Give Me a Heart Attack.
288
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:17,343
-Congratulations.
-Welcome.
289
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:21,892
Maya, the award for
Most Likely to Make Me Buy a New Vest,
290
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,049
which I did.
291
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,926
-This is new. What do you think?
-Uh...
292
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,023
Ouch. All right.
293
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:29,639
And, Evan, you get the award for the
294
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,856
Person Who Cares
About Playing Hockey the Most.
295
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,018
Congratulations.
296
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,744
Mom, can I talk to you? Just over here.
297
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:43,948
What's up?
298
00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:46,485
Thank you
for everything that you're doing.
299
00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:47,657
Really do appreciate it.
300
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,329
But do you seriously think
any of this is working?
301
00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:53,875
What I think was not working
was your life on the Ducks.
302
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,919
Remember?
All that stress, all that pressure?
303
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,923
What do you think will happen on Saturday?
304
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,875
It doesn't matter! That's the point!
305
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,335
It doesn't matter
what happens in the game on Saturday.
306
00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:05,886
No one's life is
going to be affected by the outcome.
307
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:08,311
I'm trying to do something different here.
308
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,810
I'm trying to build a team.
309
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,772
(SIGHS) A family.
310
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:14,522
And it would really help me
if you could jump on board with me.
311
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:19,395
I wanna be a real hockey team, too.
But a real hockey team. I... This is fake.
312
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,114
I mean, fake trophies, beach balls?
313
00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:23,445
Half our team
doesn't even have hockey sticks.
314
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,660
And our goalie is wearing an oven mitt.
315
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,289
-(PANTING)
-ALEX: Wow.
316
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,632
Not bad for a guy
who has a sign that says, "No hockey."
317
00:15:58,709 --> 00:15:59,749
What are you doin' here?
318
00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:00,875
ALEX: Nothin'.
319
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:03,171
Just questioning
whether I can handle the team
320
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:07,335
and every other decision
I ever made in life.
321
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:09,846
-No big deal.
-Well, don't beat yourself up.
322
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,098
(EXCLAIMS)
323
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,180
Did you just say something nice to me?
324
00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:15,391
-Nope.
-I think you did.
325
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:19,349
But beating myself up is kinda my thing.
326
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:20,728
So that ship has sailed.
327
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,864
I think you're right where you should be.
328
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:27,322
Coach always goes to the empty arena
before the big game.
329
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,363
Work out the demons.
330
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:30,448
ALEX: Hmm.
331
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,698
Yeah. Maybe you're right.
What are you doing here?
332
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,615
Um, I own the place.
333
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,924
You said you burned all your
hockey equipment.
334
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,708
-I did.
-Where'd you get that stuff?
335
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,961
-What stuff?
-ALEX: The hockey stuff.
336
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,054
What hockey stuff?
337
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:45,878
The hockey stuff that you're...
Never mind. Ugh, God!
338
00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:49,127
(SIGHS) I guess we both have some demons.
339
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:51,797
You're good.
340
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:53,807
When's the last time
you were on those skates?
341
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,969
When did the North Stars move to Dallas?
342
00:16:56,058 --> 00:17:00,438
Oh, um... Let me see. It was '65, '89.
You know, something in there.
343
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,688
Why are you skating?
344
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:03,773
I have no idea.
345
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:04,937
Can I take a guess?
346
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,775
Pretty sure you're going to anyway.
347
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,609
I think maybe you're happy
that we're here playing hockey.
348
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,905
Um... No, I'm not, actually.
349
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,832
Okay, but...
350
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:19,041
turns out I could really use
your help with the kids. So...
351
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,630
if you ever feel like being
a nice guy, let me know?
352
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,798
I have your credit card on file.
Why don't we just keep it at that?
353
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,802
Okay.
354
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,721
(SIGHS)
355
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:31,841
-Hey!
-ALEX: Yeah?
356
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:32,967
GORDON: One thing.
357
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:37,892
This is not me helping
and this is not me being a nice guy.
358
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:40,435
I promise I'll never think you're nice.
What do you got?
359
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,769
I don't like the new Ducks
any more than you do.
360
00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:44,685
Now if you really need equipment,
361
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,863
there's a Lost-and-Found over
at that Ducks' skating complex.
362
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,363
They got tons of stuff there.
363
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,414
What do you mean? Just go in and take it?
364
00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:59,246
(INDISTINCT MURMURING)
365
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,619
(ALEX SHUSHING)
366
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,786
What does two fingers mean?
367
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:08,508
Well, on cop shows, fist is "Stop."
Wave is "Go."
368
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:10,629
-Don't think two fingers is a thing.
-Yeah.
369
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:13,546
No, no. You know what it is?
It's like a peace sign.
370
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,385
-Peace. No sign of danger.
-Possibly.
371
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,760
Could be there are two guards
we need to take out.
372
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:19,098
I brought my nunchucks.
373
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:21,773
Put those things away!
We are not taking anyone out.
374
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:23,852
Hey, Mom, what's the situation?
375
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,858
Two fingers. It means be quiet.
376
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,186
-Pretty sure it's not a thing.
-Nope.
377
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,026
-Come on! All right.
-NICK: No.
378
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,823
There's a lady at the front desk.
We gotta get past her.
379
00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:36,116
Her glasses are totally 2009.
380
00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:39,162
I could go in
and crush her to dust on that.
381
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:42,664
Um, okay, here's another idea that
won't make someone feel like hell.
382
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:46,415
Evan, you go in,
you tell her you lost your helmet.
383
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:49,342
Then once she goes
to unlock the Lost-and-Found,
384
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:52,011
Logan, you're gonna go in next.
385
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:55,800
You are going to charm her.
You flip your hair, you smile.
386
00:18:55,886 --> 00:19:00,216
You do whatever it takes.
And then we will sneak in, grab our stuff.
387
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,847
And, Sam, if there's any trouble,
you create a distraction.
388
00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:05,805
Like act nuts. I can do that.
389
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:06,896
-ALEX: Okay.
-Yeah.
390
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,610
Don't Bothers on three.
But quiet, quiet. Quiet.
391
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,571
-One, two, three.
-ALL (WHISPERING): Don't Bothers!
392
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:13,903
You can do it.
393
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:15,663
(EVAN SIGHS)
394
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:25,498
Hi!
395
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,002
Need tokens for the game room?
396
00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:29,554
No, uh, I'm pretty sure
I left my helmet here.
397
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:32,458
I was wondering if there's any way
I could check the Lost-and-Found.
398
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:33,718
Mmm-hmm.
399
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:37,426
-(SIGHS)
-(KEYS JANGLING)
400
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:39,969
SAM: He's on the move!
401
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:43,767
(WHISPERING) Nice! Yes!
402
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:49,981
Here you go.
403
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,987
EVAN: Oh, yes!
404
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,954
-Logan, you're up.
-Come on!
405
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:06,873
Hello?
406
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:08,457
Need tokens for the game room?
407
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:09,672
I'm new in town.
408
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:13,011
I was just wondering if you could
talk me through the facilities.
409
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:16,883
By the way, you look great in brown.
410
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:23,060
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Well, sure. You probably
know this is the home of the Mighty Ducks.
411
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,055
All right. It's working. Go.
412
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:27,062
Okay. Yeah!
413
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,064
ROBERTA: Some free skate hours.
414
00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:31,686
The free skate hours
are on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
415
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,153
Let me get you a brochure...
416
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,283
LOGAN: Wait!
417
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:39,912
Why don't you just talk me through it?
418
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:41,827
Okay.
419
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:45,909
Well, like I was saying, Tuesdays and
Thursdays from 4:00 to 6:00...
420
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:47,746
-No way.
-NICK: This is crazy!
421
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,170
-EVAN: I know, right?
-ALEX: It's like a sporting goods store!
422
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,001
I know, right? Koob, I found pads.
423
00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:55,089
LAUREN: This is their Lost-and-Found?
424
00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:57,882
-Here's a blocker.
-ALEX: This stuff is like brand-new.
425
00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:00,636
-EVAN: Hey, Nick, some gloves.
-SAM: I don't know where to start!
426
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:01,929
(EQUIPMENT CRASHING)
427
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:05,306
-MAYA: Quiet!
-Sam, what are you doing?
428
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,680
You said create a diversion.
429
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:09,017
If we were in trouble. This is going well.
Shh!
430
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,272
Sorry. My bad!
431
00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:11,944
MAYA: I love these gloves!
432
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:15,612
Mom, my lucky stick.
From our undefeated season two years ago.
433
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,782
Oh, that's so great.
We never knew what happened to that thing.
434
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:20,572
Do you remember what I called it?
435
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,276
-My magic wand.
-Your magic wand.
436
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:23,446
MAYA: Is this for a girl?
437
00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:24,664
Maybe this is a sign.
438
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:28,623
(CHUCKLING SOFTLY) I mean, maybe
all of this is gonna work out after all.
439
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,035
MAYA: Got stuff for Logan?
440
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,287
Okay, get your stuff.
Let's hit the streets.
441
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,086
Oh, hey, size nine. That's me.
442
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:35,999
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
443
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:47,135
Okay, guys, we gotta get out there.
444
00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:54,113
I'm not great at inspirational speeches,
but I just wanna say...
445
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:55,863
(SIGHS)
446
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:59,821
...no matter what happens out there today,
I'm so proud of you guys.
447
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:06,117
The true measure of a person is not
in how many times they fall down,
448
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:09,041
but it's how many times
they pick themselves back up.
449
00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:13,962
And today, I have a feeling
that you're gonna fall down a lot.
450
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:19,211
But there's one thing I know
and that is that over the last few days,
451
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:21,724
we've really become a team.
452
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,934
And to make it official...
453
00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:29,095
I've got jerseys.
454
00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:30,313
(MURMURING EXCITEDLY)
455
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,562
-Awesome!
-NICK: All right!
456
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:37,232
Evan, this one is yours.
It has a "C" for Captain.
457
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:38,936
-Congratulations.
-LOGAN: Yeah!
458
00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:40,646
(ALL APPLAUDING)
459
00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:46,161
-MAN: Yeah!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
460
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:49,750
MAN: Go get 'em, buddy!
461
00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:52,958
Here come the Don't Bothers,
looking tight in their brand-new gear.
462
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,630
And attitude to burn.
463
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:56,378
Welcome back to The Wraparound.
464
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,960
In the weirdest development ever,
my usual partner,
465
00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:00,916
Nick, is playing in his first game today.
466
00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:03,006
So filling in is my dad, Terry.
467
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,090
-Hello.
-NICK: There you go.
468
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:09,643
-LOGAN: Check it out. I'm standing up!
-Yeah. You should take face-off.
469
00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:11,893
-Really? Okay.
-Yeah, totally take face-off.
470
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:19,860
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
471
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,440
You got this, Koob.
472
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,403
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
473
00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:29,282
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
474
00:23:29,368 --> 00:23:30,368
(SIREN BLARES)
475
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:33,412
(CROWD CHEERING)
476
00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:37,537
I've never seen a goal scored that
fast. The clock barely moved.
477
00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:40,166
What was that?
You didn't even move your stick.
478
00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:44,094
Well, if I move it, then I fall.
It's the only thing keeping me up.
479
00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:45,384
Dude's a human tripod.
480
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:48,217
-Yeah, I can see that.
-It's all right. You'll get 'em next time.
481
00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:50,603
-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
-(NICK GRUNTS)
482
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:54,642
Come on, Ev! You got it, Ev!
483
00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:58,605
Those boys are not nice.
484
00:24:00,232 --> 00:24:02,532
-(SIREN BLARES)
-BOY: Yeah!
485
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:08,241
Come on, Ev. You got it. Hey! Hey!
486
00:24:08,699 --> 00:24:13,369
Excuse me! Ref, did you not just see that?
Do your job! Arrest someone!
487
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,043
(EVAN GROANS)
488
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,923
(SIREN BLARES)
489
00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:21,462
I am a wall.
490
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:25,219
I am not a wall.
491
00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:27,553
(EVAN GROANS)
492
00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:29,677
Ow.
493
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:32,758
(SIREN BLARES)
494
00:24:32,848 --> 00:24:35,558
X, X, X, X, X.
495
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,602
Dude, what are you doing?
496
00:24:38,312 --> 00:24:40,942
In my video game, "X" is kick save.
497
00:24:41,023 --> 00:24:43,113
Ah. Not in real life.
498
00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:50,454
(SIREN BLARES)
499
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,872
I can't watch, Dad.
Just tell me what's going on.
500
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:55,411
Uh... Just a lot of red.
501
00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,578
(SIREN BLARES)
502
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:00,666
BOY: Good job, bro!
503
00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:04,171
Tell my moms I love them!
504
00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,091
(GROANS)
505
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:10,721
BOY: Dude, you're done!
506
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,313
MAYA: Here we go. You're up. You're up!
507
00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:14,888
Boo. Boo.
508
00:25:17,226 --> 00:25:19,016
(SIREN BLARES)
509
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:23,819
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
510
00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:27,646
(GROANS)
511
00:25:30,364 --> 00:25:35,954
Nick, here, podcasting from inside the
locker room with the Don't Bothers squad.
512
00:25:36,036 --> 00:25:40,366
We have been physically beaten,
emotionally devastated,
513
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:43,918
and I can't feel
anything below my armpits.
514
00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:46,261
MAYA: Everything hurts.
515
00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:50,588
Aw, guys.
516
00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:53,137
Hey, listen up.
517
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,260
(SIGHS)
518
00:25:54,847 --> 00:25:56,967
You know, it was rough out there.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
519
00:25:57,391 --> 00:25:58,891
But not a total surprise, right?
520
00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:02,556
I mean, we had a pretty good idea
we probably weren't gonna win today.
521
00:26:02,646 --> 00:26:03,686
Wait, we didn't win?
522
00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:07,727
Sorry.
523
00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:10,318
I went into a weird zone for most of it.
524
00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:12,655
It's okay.
525
00:26:12,948 --> 00:26:16,198
Just remember, you know,
we didn't start this team to be the best.
526
00:26:16,285 --> 00:26:17,995
We started this team to have fun.
527
00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:23,245
But the thing is,
528
00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:26,745
getting your ass kicked that bad
529
00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:29,383
isn't fun at all.
530
00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:37,309
-NICK: He's right.
-SAM: If I get hurt...
531
00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:43,559
EVAN: We have to get better.
532
00:27:13,759 --> 00:27:15,259
EVAN: Big crossovers.
533
00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:18,557
Make sure you guys
trust your inside skate.
534
00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:20,933
NICK: Okay, Ev.
535
00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:23,022
EVAN: Nice, Koob.
536
00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:29,475
You got this, guys.
537
00:27:32,486 --> 00:27:35,156
There you go, Nick. Slow and steady.
538
00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:41,702
We can do this.
539
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,080
Dig in.
540
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:47,418
We're gonna get there.
541
00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:49,961
Guess I'm gonna have to learn
actual hockey.
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