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Thanks again, Calvin,
for helping with this.
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I have no idea
what's stuck in there.
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No problem. You know,
normally I would say
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this is a job
for your husband,
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but then I remembered
you're married to Dave.
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Where is he anyway?
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Band practice.
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He started one with some
of the other dads at the school.
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Oh.What's it called...
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"Earth, Wind & No Fire"?
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Uh, oh,
they bring the fire.
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Dave looks so hot up on stage.
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If I wasn't the principal,
I'd totally take my bra off
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and throw it at him.
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I feel that way
whenever Calvin fixes something.
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I wear the one with tassels
whenever it's a big job.
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Okay, all right,
I think I got it.
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Ah. It's just a spoon.
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Well, I can't leave these girls
hanging for that one,
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but good job, baby.
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Hey, sweetie.
How was band practice?
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Ah, terrible. You're never
gonna believe what happened.
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Let me guess. You realized
you formed a dad band?
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No. We were
in the middle of practice
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when our lead singer Neil
blew out his vocal cords.
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Oh, no. Was he going
for the high note?
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No, a spider landed on
the microphone and he screamed.
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But you guys were supposed
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to play the school fundraiser
next week.
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You've got to find
another singer.
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Are you kidding?
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Gemma, you can't just
replace someone like Neil.
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I mean, Neil has stage
presence, he has flair.
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Plus, he's the only
dad at the school
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that actually makes
a ponytail look cool.
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Well, if it'd
help you out,
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I'd be happy
to be your lead singer.
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You-you would?
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Oh, my God,
that's a great idea!
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Tina, you're like a
professional-level singer.
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You don't want to
embarrass yourself
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playing with a bunch
of no-talent hacks.
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No offense.
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I think it'd be fun.
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So, what do you say, Dave?
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- I say congratulations.
- Ah!
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You are officially
the new lead singer
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- of The Dadditudes.
- Yeah!
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Dadditudes?
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Here you go, babe.
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You can use this spoon
to gag yourself.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
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*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
Season 03 Episode 11
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Episode Title: "Welcome to the Dad Band"
Aired on: March 08, 2021
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See the cute guitarist?
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He's my boyfriend.
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Look, I'm glad that you
and Dad love each other,
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but... do me a favor and
keep it to yourself.
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Hey, everyone. Sorry I'm late.
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It's not her fault.
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I was working on
the furnace at home.
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And what can I say?
Things got hot.
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Oh, seriously,
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what is it
with you married people?
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Come on, Calvin.
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The groupie section'sover here.
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Well, I'm a man, Gemma.
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I can't be called
a groupie.
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I prefer the term
"bodyguard with benefits."
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Ooh.
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Hey, so, guys,
let me introduce you
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to Tina. Tina, this is the guys.
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- Brett, Phil.Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, so did you get a
chanceto check out the set list?
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Oh, yeah. I love the Pat
Benatar song we're doing.
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♪ You're a heartbreaker
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♪ Dream maker, love taker,
don't you mess around with me. ♪
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Oh, my God,
she's amazing.
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I know. If I had that
bra with the tassels
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she left by the furnace, I
woulddefinitely throw it at her.
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Hey, hey, little bro.
Hey.
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I hope you have not eaten,
because dinner is on me.
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Oh, no.
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You're being nice.
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What did you do to me
that I don't know about yet?
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Will you relax?
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We are celebrating
because I got a raise today.
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But since I'min a good mood,
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don't use your shampoo.
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Wait. JPL gave you a raise
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after only being
there for a year?
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Yeah. So?
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So, I've been
there three years,
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and I haven't
gotten a raise.
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Well, why haven't you asked
for one?
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Because, man, my boss
is this weird, needy dude
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who's always trying to make
everyone his best friend.
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I'm telling you, talking to
that guy is not a good idea.
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Oh, come on, man.
Just go in there
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and tell him
you deserve a raise.
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The worst thing
he can say is "no."
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Okay, but what am I supposed
to do when he's acting
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like we're "best buds"
and starts going on
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and on and on about
some problem from his life
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that I could
care less about?
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You can try what I
dowhenever I'm in that situation.
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Oh. What? This.
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♪ Oh, yeah, heartbreaker
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♪ Yeah!
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Oh, man, that
was incredible.
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I'm gonna have Gemma check
the sprinkler system,
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because we are gonna
set that gymnasium on fire!
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Forget the fundraiser.
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If we keep
playing this good,
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we could crack the
bar mitzvah circuit.
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I got to say, this...
this has really come together.
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I don't think we can sound
much better than that.
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What do you think, Tina?
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Yeah, it was good.
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Whew.
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You only thought it was good?
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Yeah, it was definitely better
than when we started.
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But you know what? There's
always room for improvement.
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Right?
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Well, yeah, absolutely.
What were you thinking?
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Or as Pat Benatar would say,
"Hit us with your best shot."
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Okay, well, for starters,
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the drums were a little
too loud on the intro,
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which at least covered the fact
that Phil was late
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for every downbeat.
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And, Dave, you know, your chord
changes were all over the place.
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You know, by the time
we got to the bridge,
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I wanted to jump off one.
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I didn't know your best shot
was gonna be such a nut shot.
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Look, we can go out there
and sound like a bunch of bums,
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or we can blow the roof
off this joint.
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Which do you want to do?
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Actually, what I want to do is
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go pick up my daughter
from soccer practice.
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Nice try, Phil. If you can
be late for my downbeats,
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you can be late for soccer.
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Hey, Jerry, you got a sec?
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There he is! Party Marty,
my bro from another mo.
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You know it...
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'cause you always say it.
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Come on in,
have a seat.
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Actually, I want
to keep this kind of quick...
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Hey, can I ask you a question?
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You're an expert when it comes
to the ladies, right?
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Me?
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Of course you.
With that supermodel girlfriend
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you're always telling everyone
about who lives in Canada.
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What? Oh. Right.
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Katarina.
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Yeah, you know, I-I haven't
seen her in so long,
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it almost doesn't feel real.
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Well, me and my old lady got
into a huge fight last night.
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Wow, Jerry. I didn't know
you had a girlfriend.
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Oh, no, I don't.
I meant my mom.
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She's been riding me
like crazy lately.
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"Make your bed,
pick up your clothes.
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When you go to the bathroom,
shut the door."
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Women, right?
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So, as I was saying...
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Tell me something. Do you
and Katarina fight a lot?
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No, but that's probably
because we live so far apart
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and you know,
we don't have the same DNA.
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I wonder if that's the problem.
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My mom and I are
around each other all the time.
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Well, in that case, maybe
you should give her some space.
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You know, that's not a bad idea.
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Hey. Maybe I should
ask a friend
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if I can crash on their couch
for a couple of nights.
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- There you go.
- Great! Marty,
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can I crash on your couch
for a couple of nights?
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Oh. Well, I...
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Hey, thanks, man.
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You're a real friend.
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Ha-ha! I know it,
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because, again,
you always say it.
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Hey, hey. Oh, hey, Calvin.
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Uh, we need to talk.
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Look, Dave,
that's what women say
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when they want
to break up with you.
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If that's what this is,
I support your decision.
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Nice try, Calvin, but you
and I are going the distance.
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This is actually about Tina.
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What about her?
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Well, you know how
much I love her.
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And she has the
voice of an angel,
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which, last night, she used
to make our drummer cry.
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Aah. Oh, man.
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It's the church choir
all over again.
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Well, what happened
with the church choir?
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Well, first, she was so hard on
the choir director that he quit.
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So then, she became
the choir director.
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After a week, the choir quit.
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And for the next three years,
the church just played CDs.
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Man, I just had...
I had no idea
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she was gonna be
this hard on us.
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Look, Dave,
you got to understand.
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Tina takes singing seriously.
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Music is her passion.
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It's like me with cars,
or you with...
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well, me.
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What am I supposed to do?
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I can't kick her out of
the band. She's my friend.
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Exactly. That's why you got
to make her quit on her own.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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It's easy. You got to get Tina
to think it's her idea.
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All right? Convince her that
you guys are holding her back.
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I'm telling you, Dave,
you don't fire Beyoncé.
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You make her want to go solo.
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Okay. All right, I'll...
I'll give it a try.
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But, you know,
for the record,
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I have to say,
I think the way
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that she left Destiny's Child
was really messed up.
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Whoa. Whoa, Dave.
Dave, this...
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This is a Black neighborhood.
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You can't be talking
about Queen B like that.
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Oh, hey, Dave.
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I was just getting ready
to come over for rehearsal.
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Well, actually, that's what
I wanted to talk to you about.
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I canceled rehearsal.
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Hey, look,
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if this is about me
breaking Brett's drumsticks,
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I said I was sorry.
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I didn't mean it,
but I said it.
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No, Tina, we're the ones who
should be apologizing to you.
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I mean, Brett,
Phil and me...
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We're just a bunch of amateurs
making you look bad.
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I mean, the truth is,
you're like Beyoncé,
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and we're just
Dadditudes' Child.
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Aw, come on, Dave.
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You're being too
hard on yourselves.
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We just need to
keep practicing.
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Why, Tina? What's the point?
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Your voice is
on another level.
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Both when you sing
and when you scream at us,
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which we deserve,
because we're straight trash.
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Okay, well, I will admit it
has been a little frustrating.
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Ah, see? I knew it.
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Gosh, you know,
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it sounds to me like there's
only one thing left to do.
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You know what, Dave?
I'm afraid you're right.
247
00:11:00,944 --> 00:11:02,117
I'm so glad you feel...
248
00:11:02,202 --> 00:11:04,161
We got to fire
Brett and Phil.
249
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,225
Uh, wait. What?
250
00:11:07,309 --> 00:11:09,357
You said it yourself.
They're amateurs.
251
00:11:09,441 --> 00:11:11,272
Getting rid of them
is the only way
252
00:11:11,356 --> 00:11:13,619
that we're gonna get better.
253
00:11:15,012 --> 00:11:16,712
Oh, uh, Tina, that's crazy.
254
00:11:16,796 --> 00:11:19,454
I'm not gonna fire
Brett and Phil.
255
00:11:19,538 --> 00:11:21,195
Oh, Dave, I get it.
They're your friends,
256
00:11:21,279 --> 00:11:22,979
and you don't want to
hurt their feelings.
257
00:11:23,063 --> 00:11:24,674
So I'll do it.
258
00:11:25,386 --> 00:11:27,959
I'm already used
to making Phil cry.Okay.
259
00:11:28,068 --> 00:11:29,701
No one is firing them.
260
00:11:29,786 --> 00:11:32,401
They're not the ones who are
ruining the band. You are.
261
00:11:32,595 --> 00:11:34,643
What? Are you serious?
262
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:37,383
So you think I'm the
problem with the band?
263
00:11:38,413 --> 00:11:40,127
Well, not anymore,
264
00:11:40,577 --> 00:11:42,300
because I'm kicking you out.
265
00:11:45,702 --> 00:11:47,965
You kicking me out?
266
00:11:48,873 --> 00:11:50,549
This is unbelievable.
267
00:11:50,634 --> 00:11:53,205
This is like the church
choir all over again!
268
00:11:53,343 --> 00:11:55,592
Well, I don't know
what to tell you, Tina.
269
00:11:55,677 --> 00:11:56,898
You brought this on your...
270
00:11:57,576 --> 00:11:59,491
You brought this on yourself.
271
00:11:59,857 --> 00:12:01,615
Oh, yeah?
Well, I'll tell you
272
00:12:01,756 --> 00:12:03,585
the same thing
I told Pastor Jenkins!
273
00:12:03,787 --> 00:12:06,542
You can go to hell, Dave!
274
00:12:11,795 --> 00:12:13,204
Hey, Jerry, you
haven't see my slippers
275
00:12:13,288 --> 00:12:14,509
lying around,
have you?
276
00:12:14,593 --> 00:12:16,030
You mean the fuzzy blue ones?
277
00:12:16,115 --> 00:12:17,119
Yeah.
278
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,425
Sure have.
279
00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:20,817
And boy, are they cozy.
280
00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,693
Seriously?
You're wearing my slippers?
281
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:27,234
Oh, you don't mind, do you?
282
00:12:27,319 --> 00:12:28,958
Mom and I share
slippers all the time.
283
00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:33,438
Great. So it's kind of like
her feet have been in them, too.
284
00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:35,932
I hope that's okay.
285
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,368
Mine's in your
washing machine.
286
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:40,328
By the way, I might have
broken your washing machine.
287
00:12:40,412 --> 00:12:42,721
Okay, that's it. It's been three
days. You got to take your...
288
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:47,160
You got to take another one of
those nice long baths you love.
289
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,946
After all,
you've only had two today.
290
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,133
Eh, don't mind if I do.
291
00:12:52,376 --> 00:12:54,901
I'm supposed to soak
my foot fungus anyway.
292
00:12:58,563 --> 00:13:00,391
So, how was your day?
293
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:03,103
Marty,
I can't take this anymore.
294
00:13:03,188 --> 00:13:04,784
You need to kick this guy out
by tomorrow.
295
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,005
But if I kick him out,
there's no way
296
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,438
he's gonna give me a raise.
297
00:13:07,712 --> 00:13:09,288
Hey, guys, a little help?
298
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,637
I'm out of toilet
paper in here.
299
00:13:12,712 --> 00:13:13,839
You know, his mom is right.
300
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,993
He really needs to learn
to close that door.
301
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,890
Oh. Hey, Dave. Hey, Gemma.
302
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,284
Hi, guys.
Hi, Gemma.
303
00:13:23,368 --> 00:13:26,374
Hi, you off-key
backstabbing guitar zero.
304
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:29,081
Oh, well, hello
to you, too, diva.
305
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:31,074
I mean, Tina.
306
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,294
Oh, come on!
307
00:13:33,378 --> 00:13:34,730
This is ridiculous.
308
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,385
It's been two days.
You guys have got to make up.
309
00:13:37,469 --> 00:13:39,909
I know, and I usually
like a good fight,
310
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:43,565
but not between people
I care about and... Dave.
311
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,787
Well, good luck performing
at your little fundraiser.
312
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,963
You're gonna need it
with Brett as your singer.
313
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,618
Actually, we're not playing
the fundraiser.
314
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:56,012
Someone crushed
Brett's confidence so badly
315
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:59,232
that he ran over his snare drum
with his minivan.
316
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:02,624
Well, that probably sounded
better than when he played it.
317
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,291
Good one. You should tell that
318
00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:07,726
to the next church choir
you get kicked out of.
319
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,592
Oh-ho-ho!
320
00:14:10,676 --> 00:14:13,421
You know, I don't have to
stand here and listen to this!
321
00:14:13,505 --> 00:14:15,963
Neither do I!
And you know what?
322
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,034
You're just as mean as Beyoncé!
323
00:14:18,119 --> 00:14:20,767
And I don't care
who hears me say it!
324
00:14:24,516 --> 00:14:26,738
Okay, this is getting
out of control.
325
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:29,009
Dave has been awful
to be around.
326
00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:32,003
So has Tina. She's
been cranky as hell,
327
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:35,094
stomping around,
complaining about everything.
328
00:14:35,193 --> 00:14:36,934
It's like I'm married to me.
329
00:14:38,886 --> 00:14:40,832
It's so stupid.
Music is supposed
330
00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:43,284
to bring people together,
not tear them apart.
331
00:14:43,788 --> 00:14:45,575
Well, we better
do something soon,
332
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:46,932
because this could easily
333
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:49,425
turn into another
Ike and Tina situation.
334
00:14:49,535 --> 00:14:52,581
And that Tina will beat
the hell out of Dave.
335
00:14:56,635 --> 00:14:58,456
Hey, Marty, good news.
336
00:14:58,623 --> 00:15:01,199
My mom just changed
her Facebook relationship status
337
00:15:01,385 --> 00:15:02,868
to... "It's Complicated."
338
00:15:03,086 --> 00:15:05,909
Check and mate.
339
00:15:08,224 --> 00:15:09,754
Sorry, Jerry.
340
00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:11,540
I can't talk right now.
341
00:15:11,654 --> 00:15:13,568
I'm too upset.
342
00:15:13,652 --> 00:15:17,133
Boy, does this sleeping bag
smell like your foot cream.
343
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,835
Oh. What's the matter, buddy?
344
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,412
Hey, if this is
about the toothbrush,
345
00:15:21,497 --> 00:15:23,977
I rinsed it off as soon
as I realized it was yours.
346
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:28,426
No. I just got
a call from Katarina.
347
00:15:28,524 --> 00:15:30,790
She broke up with me, man.
348
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:36,547
- What? You're kidding.
- No!
349
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:37,920
She said going so long
350
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:41,099
without seeing each other
made us drift apart.
351
00:15:42,325 --> 00:15:44,163
I never should've left
her out of my sight
352
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:48,077
for more than three,
maybe four nights, tops.
353
00:15:49,555 --> 00:15:51,015
I can't believe it.
354
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,627
Oh, Jerry,
355
00:15:52,765 --> 00:15:54,726
you got to learn
from my mistake.
356
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,413
You need to go home
to your mom right now,
357
00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:00,374
or you two may never
share slippers again.
358
00:16:01,874 --> 00:16:04,272
Are you crazy?
I can't abandon you now.
359
00:16:04,357 --> 00:16:06,707
That's not true.
You absolutely can.
360
00:16:08,475 --> 00:16:10,754
No way, buddy.
I'm not going anywhere.
361
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:13,366
After all, you know
what they say...
362
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,586
Bros before mos.
363
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,475
Okay, that's it, I give up.
364
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,129
You got to go. What?
365
00:16:19,314 --> 00:16:22,195
You heard me, man. You're
sloppy, you're inconsiderate,
366
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,290
and you use other
people's toothbrushes!
367
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:27,421
I didn't even let Katarina do
that and she ain't even real!
368
00:16:28,108 --> 00:16:31,286
Wow. I had no idea
I was bothering you so much.
369
00:16:31,371 --> 00:16:32,636
Why didn't you say something?
370
00:16:32,721 --> 00:16:34,952
Because, man,
I wanted a raise,
371
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,085
and if I didn't
let you stay here,
372
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,234
I didn't think
you'd give it to me.
373
00:16:37,318 --> 00:16:38,757
Well, that's ridiculous.
374
00:16:38,842 --> 00:16:40,915
You're one of the best engineers
on our team.
375
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,436
All you have to do is ask.
376
00:16:42,521 --> 00:16:44,874
Really? Well, in that case,
can I have a raise?
377
00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:48,314
Oh, I didn't mean ask me.
I have no say in that.
378
00:16:48,983 --> 00:16:51,140
What? Well, then who do I ask?
379
00:16:51,359 --> 00:16:52,929
No clue,
but if you figure it out,
380
00:16:53,014 --> 00:16:54,105
would you let me know?
381
00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:56,280
I haven't had a raise
in over five years.
382
00:16:56,365 --> 00:16:58,772
Why the hell do you think
I live with my mom?
383
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,210
♪ Your
love is like a tidal wave ♪
384
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,604
♪ Spinning over my head
385
00:17:16,688 --> 00:17:19,389
♪ Drowning me in your promises
386
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:23,436
♪ Better left unsaid...
387
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,048
What are you guys doing?
Knock it off!
388
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,398
Yeah, you're gonna piss off
the whole neighborhood!
389
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,443
Exactly. And we're
gonna keep doing it
390
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,924
until you guys get over
yourselves and make up.
391
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,578
Yeah, and you better
do it quick, Dave,
392
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,038
'cause everybody's
been talking about
393
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,906
- how you dissed Beyoncé.
- Mm-hmm.
394
00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:41,018
Well, you can play all night,
395
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,999
because I've got nothing
to say to him!
396
00:17:43,084 --> 00:17:44,915
Yeah, and even
if she did,
397
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,745
it wouldn't matter because
I'm not listening to her.
398
00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,400
Okay, all right.
399
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,600
If you two aren't gonna
listen to each other,
400
00:17:51,685 --> 00:17:54,168
then I guess you're gonna have
to listen to this.
401
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:57,296
♪ Your love is like
a tidal wave ♪
402
00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:01,083
♪ Spinning over my head...
403
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,433
Shut that noise up!
404
00:18:03,858 --> 00:18:06,983
Yeah! Don't make me
sic my dog on you!
405
00:18:07,115 --> 00:18:08,171
Okay, okay, guys,
406
00:18:08,256 --> 00:18:09,999
guys, just... just stop.
407
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,874
Okay, so what's up?
Are y'all gonna make up or what?
408
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,486
Uh, 'cause Gemma and I...
409
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,834
We can ruin R&B, too. Oh, yeah.
410
00:18:18,258 --> 00:18:20,168
I don't know why
you're mad at me.
411
00:18:20,292 --> 00:18:22,210
You're the one who kicked me
out of the band.
412
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,410
I didn't want to kick you
out of the band,
413
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:27,283
but with the way that you were
acting, you gave me no choice.
414
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:30,436
Don't you see, Dave? I was
only trying to make us better.
415
00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:32,396
Tina, I get it, but...
416
00:18:32,717 --> 00:18:34,327
look, we're not professionals
417
00:18:34,412 --> 00:18:35,413
like you.
418
00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:37,359
We're just a bunch of dads
getting together
419
00:18:37,444 --> 00:18:39,358
to make music and have fun.
420
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:42,080
I thought we were having fun,
which is...
421
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,428
why it really hurt my feelings
when you kicked me out.
422
00:18:47,007 --> 00:18:50,913
But I guess maybe I hurt
some people's feelings, too.
423
00:18:52,127 --> 00:18:53,610
I'm sorry.
424
00:18:53,803 --> 00:18:55,503
Yeah, look, I'm sorry, too.
425
00:18:55,736 --> 00:18:57,390
I never should have tried
to trick you
426
00:18:57,475 --> 00:18:58,827
into quitting on your own.
427
00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:00,223
Wait. You did what?
428
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:03,055
I tried to tell him,
but he wouldn't listen.
429
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,665
So, what do you guys say?
Are we done with this?
430
00:19:08,661 --> 00:19:09,890
Yeah, of course.
431
00:19:09,975 --> 00:19:11,327
- Of course.
- Yeah.
432
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,111
That's right.
433
00:19:13,624 --> 00:19:15,723
All right!
434
00:19:15,807 --> 00:19:17,304
That's what
I'm talking about.
435
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:21,832
You two making beautiful
music together, a lot like this.
436
00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:26,419
That's it! Go get 'em, Fluffy!
437
00:19:26,775 --> 00:19:30,061
Fluffy? Ain't nobody scared
of no dog named Fluffy.
438
00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:32,805
Oh, damn.
439
00:19:33,134 --> 00:19:36,751
It's an ironic name. Run! Run! Run!
440
00:19:41,438 --> 00:19:43,126
Only two days till
the fundraiser,
441
00:19:43,211 --> 00:19:45,236
and we're going on
after the ventriloquist,
442
00:19:45,321 --> 00:19:48,439
so you know that house is
gonna be rocking.
443
00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:50,917
Okay, well, let's hit it.
444
00:19:51,002 --> 00:19:53,182
And this time...
I can't believe
445
00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:56,665
I'm saying this...
With Dadditude!
446
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,153
One, two,
447
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,263
three, four!
448
00:19:59,348 --> 00:20:02,354
Playing intro
to "Heartbreaker"...
449
00:20:02,439 --> 00:20:05,160
♪ Your love is like
a tidal wave ♪
450
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:08,153
♪ Spinning over my head
451
00:20:08,238 --> 00:20:11,253
♪ Drowning me in your promises
452
00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:14,325
♪ Better left unsaid...
453
00:20:14,410 --> 00:20:18,050
Okay, I take it back.
Dad does look kind of cool.
454
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:20,753
I know. It's pretty awesome
being married
455
00:20:20,838 --> 00:20:22,756
to such talented badasses.
456
00:20:22,841 --> 00:20:24,003
You ain't lying.
457
00:20:24,088 --> 00:20:25,972
Tina's a lucky woman.
458
00:20:27,016 --> 00:20:31,019
♪ You're a heartbreaker,
dream maker ♪
459
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:34,222
♪ Love taker,
don't you mess around with me ♪
460
00:20:34,307 --> 00:20:37,226
♪ Heartbreaker, dream maker
461
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:41,298
♪ Love taker, don't you
mess around, no, no, no! ♪
462
00:20:41,383 --> 00:20:43,383
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