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Good evening, metal heads,
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Full Metal Mickey here with you
on KISS 101 FM,
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all the way through
to the wee hours
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with my monthly metal marathon.
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Just me, you,
and megawatts of metal!
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Bang your heads, Denver.
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♪ Screams break the silence ♪
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♪ Waking from
the dead of night ♪
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♪ Vengeance is boiling ♪
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♪ He's returned
to kill the light ♪
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♪ Years spent in torment ♪
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♪ Buried in a nameless grave ♪
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♪ Now he has risen ♪
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♪ Miracles would have to save ♪
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♪ Those that the beast
is looking for ♪
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♪ Listen in awe
and you'll hear him ♪
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♪ Bark at the moon ♪
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♪ Hey, yeah, bark at the moon ♪
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♪ Sweetness, sweetness ♪
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♪ I was only joking ♪
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♪ When I said I'd like to ♪
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♪ Smash every tooth
in your head ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Sweetness, sweetness ♪
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♪ I was only joking
when I said ♪
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♪ By rights you should be
bludgeoned in your bed ♪
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♪ And now I know
how Joan of Arc felt ♪
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♪ Now I know
how Joan of Arc felt ♪
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♪ As the flames rose
to her Roman nose ♪
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♪ And her Walkman
started to melt ♪
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Hey, I'm going out.
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Mom.
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Helen!
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Dave Kendall here
with the music news,
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First up, a breaking story
from the U.K.
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After months of speculation
in the press,
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The Smiths have officially
gone under.
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The Smiths,
one of the all time greats,
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strange ways,
there they go.
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No!
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Formed in
Manchester in 1982,
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The Smiths swiftly
became the voice
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of a doomed generation.
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They emerged into
the uncertain arena
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of early '80s Britain
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like a fully formed gang,
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and invited you to join.
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I feel The Smiths
create their world
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and not many groups do that.
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And you can either go in
or you can say no.
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And it's your choice, really.
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We wanted to ditch everything
that people
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superficially think
is rock 'n' roll...
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leather trousers
and long hair and drugs.
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We had something that no one
else could really grasp,
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which was, like,
totally ours exclusively.
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Do you have many friends?
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No, I don't.
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Those that you have,
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are they
in the music industry?
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They're in the group.
They're in The Smiths.
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So The Smiths
are your only friends?
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As far as I can see, yeah.
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Hey, Cleo.
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Hey, look, here.
What are we talking about?
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No depressing crap in the store.
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The Smiths just broke up.
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Oh, maybe because
they called their record
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"The World Won't Listen."
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Way to go, geniuses.
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Check this out.
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Can't you just picture
fucking to this?
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Before you close up,
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I need you to re-price
all the CDs.
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And you have to check
the security strips.
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All of them?
All the CDs.
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Wait a minute.
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Yes, all of them.
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And the tapes.
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Kids keep peeling them off.
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You know what?
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If you did your job
for like two seconds,
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instead of daydreaming
about Depressed Mode,
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half of my stock wouldn't be
walking out of here every day.
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I'm only making money
on sunglasses now
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KISS 101,
the rock of Denver.
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How can you stand it?
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There are times
I could murder him.
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Dean. Dean.
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Dean.
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It's not loaded.
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Just to scare the shoplifters.
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So what do we do now?
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Our music died today,
and nobody even cares.
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I wish there was a way to get
all the posers in this town
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to take notice.
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You know,
The Smiths may be dead,
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but all the albums
are still here,
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all the records,
seven-inch singles, 12-inches,
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We have all
those great bootlegs.
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That'll be here forever.
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No one can ever
take it away from us.
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I hope you're right.
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So you want to hang out?
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I can close up early.
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Mm.
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My friend is going off
to basic training tomorrow,
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and everyone is in town
for the weekend to say goodbye.
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So...
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You know of any good parties?
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Me? No.
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I was gonna stay in, maybe,
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and make you a tape
of this new band
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from Manchester.
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New band from Manchester?
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Oh, sacrilege.
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- Happy Mondays.
- Happy.
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Oh, I hate them already.
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- I did have another idea.
- What is it?
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Something that would go down
in musical history.
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But I can't tell you what it is.
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Yeah?
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Impress me.
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♪ Learn to love me,
assemble the ways ♪
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♪ Now, today, tomorrow,
and always ♪
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♪ My only weakness
is a listed crime ♪
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♪ My only weakness is,
well, never mind, never mind, ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪
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♪ Unite and take over ♪
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♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪
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♪ Hand it over, hand it over,
hand it over ♪
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♪ Learn to love me
and assemble the ways ♪
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Aah!
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Billy, that rude girl is here.
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Damn it, ma.
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Damn it, yourself.
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She's just sitting out there
beeping.
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Who does that sort of thing?
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- Don't be out too late.
- I know.
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- Big day tomorrow.
- I know.
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We're just so proud of you, son.
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Okay, I got to go.
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♪ World ♪
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Nice buzzcut, G.I. Jerkoff.
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♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪
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I don't understand
how The Smiths can break up,
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but we live in a world
where Wang Chung
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and Mr. Mister still exist.
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Or Flock of Seagulls.
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Yeah.
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I got you a present.
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Oh, sweet.
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What is it?
Black Flag, Misfits?
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- Yeah.
- Wait, did you steal these?
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But I told you I wanted
to go with you.
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Dean only lets me steal
when I'm in there alone.
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Okay, well,
you can have these back.
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Oh my God.
You're such a square.
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What?
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Getting in character
for tomorrow.
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Tomorrow I become a man.
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Oh, tomorrow,
you become one of them.
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Which is why
I'm going to get you
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as fucked up
as possible tonight
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to prevent you from making
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the biggest mistake
of your life.
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Hi, can I help you kids
find something?
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Where's the cyanide section?
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If you're so miserable here,
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why don't you do
something about it?
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Apply to a better college,
go start a band,
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make a choice on something.
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Oh, you'd make
a great flight attendant.
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I want to do
something different.
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I don't want to be like
everyone else.
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Is it too much?
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You can never be overdressed
or overeducated.
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Your bowtie isn't tied.
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It's a look.
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That gay librarian look?
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Yeah, I'm not gay.
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- I didn't say.
- Robert Smith isn't gay.
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- I didn't mean...
- Morrissey isn't gay.
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Bowie wears eyeliner.
Everyone wears eyeliner.
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Forget it.
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You look cool.
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God!
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I am so sick
of being celibate.
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We made a vow.
No meat, no sex.
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That was before
we went to college.
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What happens next year
when you go back to England
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to live with your dad, huh?
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Lots of postcards.
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We've been dating
since middle school.
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Why are we even still together?
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Because I love you.
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Come on.
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♪ Take me out tonight ♪
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♪ Where there's music
and there's people ♪
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Good to see you!
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♪ And they're young and alive ♪
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♪ Driving in your car ♪
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Oh, my God!
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Who are you?!
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I'll be me.
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Why did you join the Army,
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you fucking idiot?
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Hey, uh, war's stupid.
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Come here.
Touch it, though.
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Do me some eyeliner.
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Alright.
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You know what's stupid?
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Is you going to London
and leaving all of us behind,
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This could be the last time
we ever see each other.
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Shut up.
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You guys suck.
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It's like
you're breaking up the band.
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They don't know, do they?
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Know what?
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They don't know it's over.
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What's over?
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The Smiths broke up.
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- What?
- What?
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- No.
- No.
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You're telling me
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I woke up hoping that everything
might change for the better.
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Like, maybe today
will be different, you know?
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Then I got home,
and I heard the news.
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A strange fear. gripped me.
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♪ But then a strange fear
gripped me ♪
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♪ And I just couldn't ask ♪
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♪ Take me out tonight ♪
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♪ Oh, take me anywhere ♪
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♪ I don't care, I don't care
I don't care ♪
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♪ Driving in your car ♪
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♪ I never, never
want to go home ♪
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♪ Because I haven't got one,
la-di-dum ♪
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♪ Oh, I haven't got one ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ And if a double-decker bus ♪
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♪ Crashes into us ♪
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♪ To die by your side ♪
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♪ Is such a heavenly way
to die ♪
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♪ And if a 10-ton truck ♪
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♪ Kills the both of us ♪
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♪ To die by your side ♪
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♪ Well, the pleasure,
the privilege is mine ♪
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♪ Oh, there is a light
and it never goes out ♪
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Yo, it's a car
full of faggots.
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Fucking freaks.
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Your music sucks!
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We see you again tonight,
you're dead.
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Fuck you!
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Denver, so much to answer for.
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What is the most wonderful place
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to be able to be
a bedridden, deaf mute?
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As soon as I have
enough money saved up,
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I'm going to move to Paris
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and live with Bruno
on the East Bank.
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Oh, you mean, the left bank.
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It'll be just like the film
"Betty Blue,"
264
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:21,281
except I won't go crazy
in the end.
265
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:22,349
Somebody stop her.
266
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,551
I think we heard
this one before.
267
00:16:23,585 --> 00:16:24,586
Shut up.
268
00:16:24,619 --> 00:16:27,522
I think it's romantic.
269
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,593
Hey, Joe.
270
00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:33,595
Little Cleo, how are you doing?
271
00:16:33,628 --> 00:16:35,563
I'm a little sad tonight,
actually.
272
00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:37,297
Oh, well,
I'm sorry to hear that.
273
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,365
How can I help you?
274
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,301
I think you know.
275
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,237
So young and so sad.
276
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:47,241
It's such a shame when you have
such a pretty smile.
277
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,444
Pretty girls make graves.
278
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,580
That's what the man says.
279
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,150
Good evening, metal heads.
280
00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:00,487
Full Metal Mickey here with you
on KISS 101 FM,
281
00:17:00,522 --> 00:17:01,689
all the way through
to the wee hours
282
00:17:01,723 --> 00:17:04,692
with my monthly
metal marathon.
283
00:17:04,726 --> 00:17:09,129
Just me, you,
and megawatts of metal!
284
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,497
Bang your heads, Denver.
285
00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:20,240
♪ Screams break the silence ♪
286
00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:24,077
♪ Waking from
the dead of night ♪
287
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:27,080
♪ Vengeance is boiling ♪
288
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:30,618
♪ Waking from
the dead of night ♪
289
00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:33,721
♪ Vengeance is boiling ♪
290
00:17:33,755 --> 00:17:37,324
♪ He's returned
to kill the light ♪
291
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,293
Don't! Put your hands up!
292
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:42,362
Turn around, God damn it.
293
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:44,464
Stop playing this shitty music.
294
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,300
Judas fucking Priest,
what do you want?
295
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,802
Put your hands up.
296
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,506
♪ Bark at the moon ♪
297
00:18:03,551 --> 00:18:06,854
Do hope Brian Briggs
will be here tonight
298
00:18:06,888 --> 00:18:09,691
Why Bi-Bri from Capitol Hill?
299
00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:12,292
The guy who wears tights
and tuxedo jackets?
300
00:18:12,326 --> 00:18:14,161
That's the one.
301
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,831
Brian always knows
where the best parties are.
302
00:18:16,864 --> 00:18:20,568
If he's not here in an hour,
we'll split.
303
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:30,110
Are you kidding me?
304
00:18:33,681 --> 00:18:36,651
- Who's that girl?
- That look is so borderline?
305
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,655
I need to check my hair.
306
00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:44,491
Reagan cares more about UFOs
307
00:18:44,525 --> 00:18:45,860
- than he does about AIDS.
- Totally.
308
00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:47,461
He's never even said the word.
309
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,596
I know about.
310
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,197
- Hey, Sheila.
- Hey, Babs.
311
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,365
Hey, Rita.
312
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:52,867
My brother is an act-up.
313
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,334
He's already been arrested
five times,
314
00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:55,536
fighting for the cause.
315
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:57,605
Now, that's
a real American hero.
316
00:18:57,639 --> 00:18:59,607
Totally.
Oliver North can suck it.
317
00:18:59,641 --> 00:19:01,676
So what are you guys
doing tonight?
318
00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:03,711
We need to get Billy fucked up.
319
00:19:03,745 --> 00:19:05,613
- Ooh.
- Come to Sandi's kegger.
320
00:19:05,647 --> 00:19:06,748
Her hot brother David
will be there
321
00:19:06,781 --> 00:19:08,248
with a bunch of older guys.
322
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,449
Okay, he's such a meathead.
323
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:11,284
Want some? It's viibryd.
324
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,788
Cut with no dose.
My coke dealer got busted.
325
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,322
No, thanks.
326
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,491
Ain't nobody trying to hear
Bon Jovi in here, man.
327
00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:18,760
You're not playing Bon Jovi.
328
00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:21,495
Trust me,
you've got to hear this.
329
00:19:21,529 --> 00:19:24,599
Okay.
330
00:19:24,632 --> 00:19:26,466
I'd like to apologize
331
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,669
to my regular listeners,
332
00:19:27,702 --> 00:19:29,269
but there is, in fact,
333
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,471
a young man
in the radio station
334
00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:32,674
pointing a gun.
335
00:19:32,707 --> 00:19:33,975
Hey, chill...
chill out, man.
336
00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:36,511
Okay. Okay.
337
00:19:36,544 --> 00:19:38,746
So, um, for the rest
of the night
338
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:41,683
to commemorate the end...
oh, God.
339
00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:44,552
Are you serious?
340
00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:49,957
To commemorate the end of
the greatest band of our time,
341
00:19:49,991 --> 00:19:55,630
I will be bringing you
the music of The Smiths.
342
00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:57,431
Don't touch that dial.
343
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,766
All night.
344
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,535
Rest in peace.
345
00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:03,771
[The Smiths'
"The Queen Is Dead" plays
346
00:20:09,677 --> 00:20:13,313
♪ I don't bless them ♪
347
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,616
♪ Farewell ♪
348
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:18,786
♪ To this land's
cheerless marshes ♪
349
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:21,989
♪ Hemmed in like a boar
between archers ♪
350
00:20:22,023 --> 00:20:24,391
♪ Her very Lowness
with her head in a sling ♪
351
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:29,530
♪ I'm truly sorry but it sounds
like a wonderful thing ♪
352
00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:35,837
♪ I say Charles
don't you ever crave ♪
353
00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:39,306
♪ To appear on the front
of the "Daily Mail" ♪
354
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:43,845
♪ Dressed in your mother's
bridal veil? ♪
355
00:20:43,878 --> 00:20:46,881
I'll dance with you.
356
00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:52,720
And so I checked all the
registered historical facts
357
00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:55,923
And I was shocked into shame
to discover
358
00:20:55,957 --> 00:20:59,827
♪ How I'm the 18th
male descendent ♪
359
00:20:59,861 --> 00:21:01,596
♪ Of some old queen or other ♪
360
00:21:01,629 --> 00:21:04,498
"The Queen Is Dead."
361
00:21:04,532 --> 00:21:05,867
You're dead, pal.
362
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,367
- Hey, drop the bat.
- Come on.
363
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,637
You got your stupid
request on the air, okay?
364
00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:10,905
So pack up
your pansy-ass records,
365
00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,640
and get the hell
out of my radio station.
366
00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:14,509
Don't make me use this.
I'll shoot, I swear.
367
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:16,376
Yeah? I dare you.
368
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,746
Look at you.
You're pathetic.
369
00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:20,915
Fuck you and fuck The Smiths!
370
00:21:27,088 --> 00:21:29,924
You just shot Gene Simmons
in the face.
371
00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:36,363
That was low, man.
372
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,699
Play the B side.
373
00:21:46,507 --> 00:21:48,609
It's going to be
a long night.
374
00:21:57,518 --> 00:22:00,822
Maybe he'll rock 'n' roll
suicide himself live on air.
375
00:22:00,855 --> 00:22:02,590
I know who it is.
376
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,726
Who?
377
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,729
It's Dean from the record store.
378
00:22:08,763 --> 00:22:10,131
I was in there today.
379
00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:11,799
Stealing tapes?
380
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:15,069
He was almost as upset
about The Smiths breaking up
381
00:22:15,102 --> 00:22:16,571
as I was.
382
00:22:16,604 --> 00:22:18,005
And he had a gun, you know?
383
00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:22,510
Cute, clumsy, and shy.
384
00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:23,644
Doesn't seem the type.
385
00:22:23,678 --> 00:22:25,378
You think he's cute?
386
00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:28,381
What would you die for?
387
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:30,585
The love of a good woman.
388
00:22:30,618 --> 00:22:33,688
Come on.
389
00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:35,388
Where are you going?
390
00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:36,858
Girl talk.
391
00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:44,065
Are you really going
to run away to Europe?
392
00:22:44,098 --> 00:22:45,166
I don't know.
393
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:49,971
Are you and Patrick
still pretending to be a couple?
394
00:22:50,004 --> 00:22:52,006
I do love him.
395
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:53,774
Okay, but...
396
00:22:53,808 --> 00:22:55,475
You want your freedom.
397
00:22:56,911 --> 00:22:59,013
We had sex once.
398
00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:00,081
Once.
399
00:23:00,114 --> 00:23:02,415
And then he discovered
The Smiths,
400
00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:05,119
and it was all
no meat, no sex.
401
00:23:05,152 --> 00:23:08,556
And I get it.
Morrissey's celibate.
402
00:23:08,589 --> 00:23:12,526
But God damn it, I'm horny.
403
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,463
Do you remember the day
we met Cleo?
404
00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,733
I take it you are referring
to the glorious summer
405
00:23:18,766 --> 00:23:22,003
after freshman year
when we all worked at Safeway.
406
00:23:22,036 --> 00:23:24,939
She weighed her tits on
that vegetable scale.
407
00:23:26,674 --> 00:23:27,842
Priceless.
408
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:31,545
Do you ever wonder...?
409
00:23:31,579 --> 00:23:34,181
Wonder what?
410
00:23:34,215 --> 00:23:36,918
What that would be like?
411
00:23:36,951 --> 00:23:39,086
Are you serious?
412
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,956
No, no, of course not.
413
00:23:43,557 --> 00:23:44,926
I do miss that job, though.
414
00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:49,530
The life of a bag boy
was just so simple.
415
00:23:49,563 --> 00:23:52,465
It's so old fashioned to work.
416
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:55,102
I'd much rather lounge
about the house all day
417
00:23:55,136 --> 00:23:57,538
looking fascinating.
418
00:23:57,571 --> 00:24:00,608
See, this is why I want to
introduce him to Brian Briggs.
419
00:24:00,641 --> 00:24:04,211
He's totally been
with girls and guys.
420
00:24:04,245 --> 00:24:05,980
But why?
421
00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:07,782
Before he flies away to London,
422
00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:10,151
he needs to spread
his wings a little.
423
00:24:10,184 --> 00:24:11,585
Really?
424
00:24:11,619 --> 00:24:14,188
Well, then so do I.
425
00:24:14,221 --> 00:24:16,557
♪ I wanna go home ♪
426
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:20,061
♪ I don't want to stay ♪
427
00:24:20,695 --> 00:24:22,697
Side one.
428
00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:28,169
"This Charming Man"?
429
00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:29,804
What, are you kidding me?
430
00:24:29,837 --> 00:24:33,708
Who the hell writes a song
called "This Charming Man"?
431
00:24:33,741 --> 00:24:35,609
God, I hate The Smiths.
432
00:24:35,643 --> 00:24:37,812
This depressive haircut
bullshit.
433
00:24:37,845 --> 00:24:40,614
- Just play it.
- Alright, I am.
434
00:24:44,118 --> 00:24:52,860
♪ Punctured bicycle
on a hillside desolate ♪
435
00:24:52,893 --> 00:24:55,997
♪ Will Nature make
a man of me yet? ♪
436
00:24:56,030 --> 00:24:57,131
Who's the guitar player?
437
00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:58,566
Johnny fucking Marr.
438
00:24:58,599 --> 00:25:00,668
Oh, and he plays harmonica.
439
00:25:02,236 --> 00:25:03,637
Fuck, man.
440
00:25:03,671 --> 00:25:05,906
"Bicycles
and desolate hillsides"?
441
00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:07,575
I was going to drop
the new Kiss album.
442
00:25:07,608 --> 00:25:08,609
Have you heard it yet, dude?
443
00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:09,944
Of course I've heard it.
444
00:25:09,977 --> 00:25:11,912
It's cheesy.
You're cheesy.
445
00:25:11,946 --> 00:25:14,648
This station vomits Cheez Whiz
all over Denver.
446
00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:17,618
Alright.
Alright, pipe down.
447
00:25:17,651 --> 00:25:19,920
But if you are
going to shoot me,
448
00:25:19,954 --> 00:25:22,089
please let me die on air,
so the people at Denver
449
00:25:22,123 --> 00:25:24,091
can hear my brain splatter
against the wall,
450
00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:26,727
because at least
that would be rock 'n' roll.
451
00:25:26,761 --> 00:25:28,996
Just don't do
anything stupid, okay?
452
00:25:29,030 --> 00:25:31,632
You mean like play The Smiths
on metal marathon?
453
00:25:37,605 --> 00:25:39,040
This is the Denver police.
454
00:25:39,073 --> 00:25:40,574
We've gotten calls.
455
00:25:40,608 --> 00:25:42,009
Everything alright up there?
456
00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:43,344
Get rid of him.
457
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:44,845
Or what?
458
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:48,182
Alright.
459
00:25:53,287 --> 00:25:54,789
Good evening, officer.
460
00:25:54,822 --> 00:25:56,123
It's a nice night, isn't it?
461
00:25:56,157 --> 00:25:57,825
It sure is.
462
00:25:57,858 --> 00:26:00,227
You alright up there?
We've gotten reports.
463
00:26:00,261 --> 00:26:04,265
Oh, right, about the, uh...
the deranged hijacker
464
00:26:04,298 --> 00:26:05,766
waving a gun around,
465
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,601
forcing me to play
British records
466
00:26:07,635 --> 00:26:10,237
about dead queens and bicycles.
467
00:26:10,271 --> 00:26:11,705
What?
468
00:26:11,739 --> 00:26:13,808
Oh, nothing. Nothing.
Everything's fine.
469
00:26:13,841 --> 00:26:16,377
How about a request
for your trouble, sir?
470
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:19,046
Uh, Elvis?
471
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,981
I'll see what I can do.
472
00:26:24,985 --> 00:26:27,021
- Are you nuts?
- What?
473
00:26:27,054 --> 00:26:30,224
It's the Denver Police
Department we're talking about.
474
00:26:30,257 --> 00:26:32,226
Come on, what's next?
475
00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:33,661
We got time for a few more
476
00:26:33,694 --> 00:26:35,029
before he calls in
the National Guard.
477
00:26:35,062 --> 00:26:37,731
Unless, of course, you want
to blow your brains out.
478
00:26:37,765 --> 00:26:39,333
Personally, if I had nothing
but The Smiths
479
00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:40,401
to listen to all day...
480
00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:41,869
Play the first track.
481
00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:47,141
Why are you doing this to me?
482
00:26:47,174 --> 00:26:49,210
The Smiths broke up.
483
00:26:49,243 --> 00:26:51,879
You should consider
a candlelight vigil,
484
00:26:51,912 --> 00:26:55,116
something slightly
less illegal.
485
00:26:55,149 --> 00:26:58,886
It called for a more
dramatic gesture.
486
00:26:58,919 --> 00:27:01,856
Yeah, well, if the Denver
suicide rate spikes overnight,
487
00:27:01,889 --> 00:27:03,757
it's on your head, not mine.
488
00:27:04,391 --> 00:27:06,694
I tried that once.
489
00:27:06,727 --> 00:27:10,364
Tried what?
490
00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:11,699
Suicide?
491
00:27:11,732 --> 00:27:14,235
Are you serious?
492
00:27:14,268 --> 00:27:16,770
It didn't work, obviously.
493
00:27:16,804 --> 00:27:19,773
Not that it would have
made much of a difference.
494
00:27:20,908 --> 00:27:24,078
I do wonder what's really left
to live for these days.
495
00:27:28,749 --> 00:27:30,818
How about good music?
496
00:27:34,722 --> 00:27:38,125
♪ Panic on the streets
of London ♪
497
00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:39,727
♪ Panic on the streets
of Birmingham ♪
498
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:40,895
In a live capacity,
499
00:27:40,928 --> 00:27:43,964
the audience seems to be
very celebratory,
500
00:27:43,998 --> 00:27:46,867
almost violent,
very, very wild,
501
00:27:46,901 --> 00:27:49,103
which I'm quite happy about.
502
00:27:49,136 --> 00:27:52,439
♪ The Leeds side-streets
that you slip down ♪
503
00:27:52,473 --> 00:27:53,841
♪ I wonder to myself ♪
504
00:27:53,874 --> 00:27:55,876
I think people
don't really have
505
00:27:55,910 --> 00:27:57,311
many opportunities in life
506
00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:00,781
to let themselves go slightly
and express themselves
507
00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:02,283
and to step out of themselves,
and so on,
508
00:28:02,316 --> 00:28:04,852
and be a little insane.
509
00:28:11,492 --> 00:28:15,262
♪ Burn down the disco ♪
510
00:28:15,296 --> 00:28:18,098
♪ Hang the blessed DJ ♪
511
00:28:18,132 --> 00:28:21,869
♪ Because the music
that they constantly play ♪
512
00:28:21,902 --> 00:28:25,940
♪ It says nothing to me
about my life ♪
513
00:28:25,973 --> 00:28:29,109
♪ Hang the blessed DJ ♪
514
00:28:29,143 --> 00:28:32,880
♪ Because the music
they constantly play ♪
515
00:28:32,913 --> 00:28:36,884
♪ On the Leeds side-streets
that you slip down ♪
516
00:28:36,917 --> 00:28:40,154
♪ Provincial towns
you jog 'round ♪
517
00:28:40,187 --> 00:28:44,058
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ,
hang the DJ ♪
518
00:28:44,091 --> 00:28:47,895
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ,
hang the DJ ♪
519
00:28:47,928 --> 00:28:51,031
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ,
hang the DJ ♪
520
00:28:51,065 --> 00:28:54,802
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
521
00:28:54,835 --> 00:28:58,272
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
522
00:28:58,305 --> 00:29:02,276
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ,
hang the DJ ♪
523
00:29:02,309 --> 00:29:05,879
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
524
00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:09,049
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
525
00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:12,920
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ,
hang the DJ ♪
526
00:29:12,953 --> 00:29:14,989
♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪
527
00:29:15,022 --> 00:29:17,424
It's fucking "Metal Guru"
by T.Rex.
528
00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:21,128
Talent borrows.
Genius steals.
529
00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:22,930
Oh, "hang the DJ"?
530
00:29:22,963 --> 00:29:24,231
Please tell me you brought rope.
531
00:29:24,265 --> 00:29:28,235
He's just protesting
the vapidity of the music
532
00:29:28,269 --> 00:29:29,470
that stations like this
533
00:29:29,504 --> 00:29:32,139
cram down our throats
day and night...
534
00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:34,008
hair bands, boy bands,
535
00:29:34,041 --> 00:29:36,977
endless loops
of moldy old classics,
536
00:29:37,011 --> 00:29:41,282
pre-processed pop, Wham!,
Whitney, White Snake.
537
00:29:41,315 --> 00:29:43,384
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy boy.
Leave Whitney out of this.
538
00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:44,985
It's all the same.
539
00:29:45,019 --> 00:29:46,554
- But it isn't.
- Isn't it?
540
00:29:46,588 --> 00:29:48,523
What's the message?
Dance party.
541
00:29:48,556 --> 00:29:50,124
Have fun. Get laid.
542
00:29:50,157 --> 00:29:52,527
- Sounds good to me.
- It's not reality.
543
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,395
Reality sucks.
544
00:29:54,428 --> 00:29:56,864
Music is an escape.
545
00:29:56,897 --> 00:29:59,900
This music is salvation.
546
00:30:02,303 --> 00:30:04,471
Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned,
547
00:30:04,506 --> 00:30:07,408
I've let the record run out.
548
00:30:07,441 --> 00:30:09,109
Alright, maestro, what's next?
549
00:30:10,878 --> 00:30:12,346
You pick.
550
00:30:12,379 --> 00:30:14,114
Oh, DJ's choice?
551
00:30:14,148 --> 00:30:16,417
How novel.
552
00:30:16,450 --> 00:30:18,218
Alright.
553
00:30:18,252 --> 00:30:20,154
This one's for you, kid.
554
00:30:22,557 --> 00:30:25,025
He may not be sweet,
he may not be tender,
555
00:30:25,059 --> 00:30:26,894
but he is certainly
a hooligan.
556
00:30:26,927 --> 00:30:28,563
- Play the song.
- Gods of Metal, forgive me,
557
00:30:28,596 --> 00:30:31,265
it's another one by The Smiths.
558
00:30:41,108 --> 00:30:43,043
Hand it over.
559
00:30:47,381 --> 00:30:49,917
Ooh.
560
00:30:51,018 --> 00:30:54,288
I look supernaturally ugly.
561
00:30:54,321 --> 00:30:56,591
You're beautiful.
562
00:30:56,624 --> 00:30:58,926
Why so obsessed with gloom?
563
00:31:02,329 --> 00:31:07,167
So what the hell
are we going to do tonight?
564
00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:09,036
Sandi Goodrich
is having a kegger.
565
00:31:09,069 --> 00:31:13,440
Oh, a suburban Denver kegger
sounds dreadfully unfashionable.
566
00:31:13,474 --> 00:31:16,443
Oh, maybe your
bisexual boyfriend Brian
567
00:31:16,477 --> 00:31:18,278
will make an appearance.
568
00:31:18,312 --> 00:31:22,149
Well, I suppose it's either that
or stare at broken lightbulbs.
569
00:31:22,182 --> 00:31:26,453
I don't know how you can stand
going to community college here.
570
00:31:26,487 --> 00:31:30,023
I had to get out
of this humdrum town.
571
00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:32,025
Yeah, you think
you can catch me?
572
00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:34,027
It's not like
I don't have ambition.
573
00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:37,164
I just thought everything
would be different for me.
574
00:31:37,197 --> 00:31:42,570
It's those obstacles that
only you can see for yourself
575
00:31:42,604 --> 00:31:47,141
and the horrible burden
of time...
576
00:31:49,476 --> 00:31:52,045
...crushing me.
577
00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:56,116
♪ Et cetera, et cetera,
et cetera, et cetera ♪
578
00:31:56,150 --> 00:31:58,686
♪ In the midst of life
we are in debt ♪
579
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,121
♪ Et cetera ♪
580
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,362
This is Orson Welles.
581
00:32:08,395 --> 00:32:12,132
And you've been listening
to "War of the Worlds."
582
00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:13,434
Just kidding, Denver.
583
00:32:13,467 --> 00:32:14,702
It's Full Metal Mickey.
584
00:32:14,736 --> 00:32:17,171
Or should I say
Mad Manchester Mickey.
585
00:32:17,204 --> 00:32:19,273
Broadcasting to you live
from the funeral pyre.
586
00:32:19,306 --> 00:32:20,441
That's right, people.
587
00:32:20,474 --> 00:32:22,042
The Smiths
have gone up in flames,
588
00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:24,311
and we are burning it down
one song at a time...
589
00:32:24,344 --> 00:32:26,146
at gunpoint.
590
00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:27,715
But my sweet and tender
vinyl terrorist
591
00:32:27,749 --> 00:32:29,651
has agreed to allow me
to open up the phone lines.
592
00:32:29,684 --> 00:32:31,686
So I'm going to be taking
a few special callers
593
00:32:31,719 --> 00:32:33,320
every hour
at the top of the hour.
594
00:32:33,353 --> 00:32:35,623
Starting with you, caller.
You're on the air.
595
00:32:35,657 --> 00:32:38,058
Yo, Mickey,
The Smiths suck.
596
00:32:38,091 --> 00:32:39,493
No one wants to hear this crap.
597
00:32:39,527 --> 00:32:41,495
You're totally bumming out
our Friday night.
598
00:32:41,529 --> 00:32:43,163
Play some Dokken.
599
00:32:43,197 --> 00:32:44,164
Dokken rules!
600
00:32:44,198 --> 00:32:45,432
Yes, they do.
601
00:32:45,466 --> 00:32:47,034
Metal heads 1, Smiths nil.
602
00:32:47,067 --> 00:32:48,636
560, KISS, you're on the air.
603
00:32:48,670 --> 00:32:49,771
Caller, who am I speaking with?
604
00:32:49,804 --> 00:32:51,405
This is Sandi from Arvada.
605
00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:53,508
And I just want to say
that we are having a party,
606
00:32:53,541 --> 00:32:54,676
and we are all listening
607
00:32:54,709 --> 00:32:56,310
and we are going
to keep on listening
608
00:32:56,343 --> 00:32:58,378
because The Smiths are
the greatest band in the world,
609
00:32:58,412 --> 00:33:00,748
and it's about time that
we heard our music on the radio.
610
00:33:00,782 --> 00:33:03,685
Hey, guys,
Sandi's on the radio.
611
00:33:03,718 --> 00:33:05,319
Sandi, I dream of Dokken.
612
00:33:05,352 --> 00:33:06,621
But wouldn't you know it?
613
00:33:06,654 --> 00:33:09,791
Up next,
another one of your songs.
614
00:33:11,726 --> 00:33:13,427
They're listening,
615
00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:14,762
Really listening.
616
00:33:14,796 --> 00:33:17,699
♪ The rain falls hard
on a humdrum town ♪
617
00:33:17,732 --> 00:33:20,702
♪ This town
has dragged you down ♪
618
00:33:20,735 --> 00:33:25,507
♪ Oh the rain falls hard
on a humdrum town ♪
619
00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:30,512
♪ This town
has dragged you down ♪
620
00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:35,717
♪ And everybody's
got to live their life ♪
621
00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:38,686
♪ And God knows
I've got to live mine ♪
622
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:46,528
♪ God knows
I've got to live mine ♪
623
00:33:57,839 --> 00:34:05,345
♪ William, William
it was really nothing ♪
624
00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:13,320
♪ William, William
it was really nothing ♪
625
00:34:13,353 --> 00:34:16,089
You didn't tell me
Sandi's brother was home.
626
00:34:17,892 --> 00:34:19,527
There's gonna be jocks
at this party.
627
00:34:19,561 --> 00:34:22,362
We're not in
high school anymore.
628
00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:24,164
Who cares?
629
00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:26,433
I prefer to say
with my own kind.
630
00:34:26,466 --> 00:34:31,104
Look.
It's a total freak party.
631
00:34:31,138 --> 00:34:32,607
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
632
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,609
Come on.
633
00:34:34,642 --> 00:34:38,245
This night
will open our eyes.
634
00:34:47,254 --> 00:34:51,224
Look as bored
as humanly possible.
635
00:34:51,258 --> 00:34:52,827
Untied tie?
636
00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:55,228
Great look.
637
00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:57,431
Did you hear me
on the radio today?
638
00:34:57,464 --> 00:34:58,733
I think I should have
my own show.
639
00:34:58,766 --> 00:35:02,269
You know, I was thinking
a Duran Duran marathon.
640
00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:04,606
I'm sure there are worse groups
than Duran Duran.
641
00:35:04,639 --> 00:35:06,741
No, please, honey,
if Duran Duran broke up,
642
00:35:06,774 --> 00:35:10,444
I would...
I would set myself on fire.
643
00:35:10,477 --> 00:35:12,479
Come on.
644
00:35:26,694 --> 00:35:29,764
♪ Unruly boys
who will not grow up ♪
645
00:35:29,797 --> 00:35:33,400
♪ Must be taken in hand ♪
646
00:35:33,968 --> 00:35:37,639
♪ Unruly girls
who will not settle down ♪
647
00:35:37,672 --> 00:35:42,543
I don't know why
you're going to college.
648
00:35:42,577 --> 00:35:46,313
Drop out.
649
00:35:46,346 --> 00:35:51,351
Let's travel abroad together,
live a little.
650
00:35:51,385 --> 00:35:52,720
To Paris?
651
00:35:52,754 --> 00:35:56,624
But what about Bruno?
652
00:35:56,658 --> 00:35:59,359
Wouldn't I cramp your style?
653
00:35:59,393 --> 00:36:01,261
Hi, Billy.
654
00:36:01,294 --> 00:36:02,697
Hi, Siouxsie.
655
00:36:02,730 --> 00:36:05,465
You know, you still put
something in my heart.
656
00:36:05,499 --> 00:36:07,200
That joke isn't funny anymore.
657
00:36:07,234 --> 00:36:10,505
Come on, Billy,
I know you're still spellbound.
658
00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:14,742
Siouxsie Chu and you?
659
00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:17,578
One month. Last summer.
660
00:36:17,612 --> 00:36:19,614
All she wanted to do
was watch "Liquid Sky"
661
00:36:19,647 --> 00:36:20,982
and listen to Bauhaus
in the dark
662
00:36:21,015 --> 00:36:22,116
while she bit my neck.
663
00:36:22,150 --> 00:36:26,854
♪ Who will not settle down
must be taken in hand ♪
664
00:36:26,888 --> 00:36:29,456
They all look dead
from the neck up.
665
00:36:29,489 --> 00:36:33,661
What are you kidding?
Sandi's family is perfect.
666
00:36:33,695 --> 00:36:38,231
Nobody's family is perfect.
667
00:36:38,265 --> 00:36:43,771
I bet you if you look
into her medicine cabinet,
668
00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:48,543
she's hooked on diet pills,
just like my mom.
669
00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:02,557
♪ You're the one
hat's left in the dark ♪
670
00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:04,424
Hey, Sheila.
671
00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:06,027
Hey, David.
672
00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:09,764
Crazy Cleo
and the brothers gay.
673
00:37:09,797 --> 00:37:12,700
Hey, man, can I borrow
some eyeliner?
674
00:37:12,734 --> 00:37:13,768
I might need a touch up.
675
00:37:13,801 --> 00:37:15,002
I'll give you a touch up.
676
00:37:15,036 --> 00:37:16,671
Dude, these are
my sister's friends, man.
677
00:37:16,704 --> 00:37:19,473
Just chill out.
678
00:37:19,507 --> 00:37:21,008
I'm just fucking with you, dude.
679
00:37:21,042 --> 00:37:23,544
Cool?
680
00:37:23,845 --> 00:37:26,814
♪ Don't give up
We'll be alright ♪
681
00:37:26,848 --> 00:37:32,620
What's not cool
is the shitty music.
682
00:37:35,523 --> 00:37:37,357
Yuck.
683
00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:40,061
Bon Jovi.
684
00:37:40,094 --> 00:37:42,395
Boston.
685
00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,565
Bryan Adams?
686
00:37:44,599 --> 00:37:46,366
Michael fucking Bolton?
687
00:37:46,399 --> 00:37:49,036
Oh, come on, he's playing
Red Rocks next weekend.
688
00:37:49,070 --> 00:37:50,772
Yeah?
689
00:37:50,805 --> 00:37:52,807
Got an extra ticket.
690
00:37:53,541 --> 00:37:57,011
I'd rather go
to my own funeral.
691
00:37:59,113 --> 00:38:00,882
Let's see.
692
00:38:04,585 --> 00:38:06,521
♪ Every day you must say ♪
693
00:38:06,554 --> 00:38:07,989
You're welcome.
694
00:38:08,022 --> 00:38:12,627
♪ So how do I feel
about my life? ♪
695
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:15,395
♪ Anything is hard to find ♪
696
00:38:15,428 --> 00:38:16,831
♪ When you will not
open your eyes ♪
697
00:38:16,864 --> 00:38:18,966
I am wicked sorry
about these guys.
698
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,368
I'll sing you song.
I won't take long.
699
00:38:21,401 --> 00:38:23,370
♪ All jocks are assholes ♪
700
00:38:23,403 --> 00:38:26,908
Well, some of us
aren't so bad.
701
00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:29,644
I dig this new look, though.
It's good.
702
00:38:29,677 --> 00:38:32,079
Well, it's not, like,
too Madonna, is it?
703
00:38:32,113 --> 00:38:33,548
I mean, I like her and all,
704
00:38:33,581 --> 00:38:35,650
but I'm not into
that boy-toy bullshit.
705
00:38:35,683 --> 00:38:38,052
No, no, no. It's good.
706
00:38:38,085 --> 00:38:40,521
You look good.
707
00:38:40,555 --> 00:38:42,389
You guys want another round,
or...?
708
00:38:42,422 --> 00:38:43,658
Mm.
709
00:38:43,691 --> 00:38:45,893
- No, we're good.
- Well, I need another.
710
00:38:45,927 --> 00:38:48,529
After you.
711
00:38:48,563 --> 00:38:51,331
Cheer up, Paddy.
It's a party.
712
00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:04,145
What the hell
does she see in him?
713
00:39:04,178 --> 00:39:09,083
Maybe you should give her
what she's asking for.
714
00:39:10,685 --> 00:39:12,653
I hate sex.
715
00:39:18,659 --> 00:39:20,962
The smoke gets
in my brain.
716
00:39:29,837 --> 00:39:32,707
Johnny plays the mandolin.
717
00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:34,609
What's up with the hearing aid?
718
00:39:34,642 --> 00:39:37,845
Maybe he's trying
to tell you to listen up.
719
00:39:37,879 --> 00:39:40,615
Open your ears and your mind.
720
00:39:40,648 --> 00:39:44,484
This is not
an ordinary rock song.
721
00:39:44,518 --> 00:39:45,820
Why don't you open
your ears, man?
722
00:39:45,853 --> 00:39:46,988
What American city?
723
00:39:47,021 --> 00:39:49,657
You're so obsessed with
Morrissey and the mopey mopes
724
00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:51,993
that you can't hear what's good
about other kinds of music.
725
00:39:54,095 --> 00:39:54,762
What are you doing?
726
00:39:54,795 --> 00:39:56,931
Okay, ease up there, Rebel Yell.
727
00:39:56,964 --> 00:39:58,966
All this talk of mind opening
just reminded me
728
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,702
I've got some pretty killer
Columbian red
729
00:40:01,736 --> 00:40:04,639
in my Kiss lunchbox.
730
00:40:16,918 --> 00:40:19,654
Come on, man,
put the gun down.
731
00:40:19,687 --> 00:40:21,622
Smoke some drugs with me.
732
00:40:26,227 --> 00:40:28,963
Yeah, buddy.
733
00:40:40,675 --> 00:40:44,979
Now, if you don't
mind my asking,
734
00:40:45,012 --> 00:40:47,615
what could be so bad
that you'd want to end it all
735
00:40:47,648 --> 00:40:50,518
before you even graduated
high school?
736
00:40:50,551 --> 00:40:53,187
My life sucked.
737
00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:56,958
No one knew me,
and yet everyone gave me shit.
738
00:40:56,991 --> 00:40:59,026
Even the nerds.
739
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:03,164
And the girl
I thought I liked.
740
00:41:03,197 --> 00:41:05,166
So I found a razor blade.
741
00:41:08,102 --> 00:41:11,906
I'll never forget, though,
my first day back at work,
742
00:41:11,939 --> 00:41:15,743
we got this new import in.
743
00:41:15,776 --> 00:41:17,044
I had never
heard of them before.
744
00:41:17,078 --> 00:41:21,849
I just listened to it
over and over again.
745
00:41:21,882 --> 00:41:23,985
It's like nothing
I'd ever heard.
746
00:41:24,018 --> 00:41:27,088
Martyrdom
and meaningless death,
747
00:41:27,121 --> 00:41:31,592
guilt and heroism,
sex and celibacy,
748
00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:35,863
catharsis and deceit.
749
00:41:37,131 --> 00:41:42,236
All the horrors
you have to face up to.
750
00:41:42,269 --> 00:41:45,006
I owe them everything.
751
00:41:45,773 --> 00:41:47,274
They saved my life.
752
00:41:47,308 --> 00:41:50,878
Well, in the end, man,
they're just a band.
753
00:41:50,911 --> 00:41:52,680
They break up all the time.
754
00:41:52,713 --> 00:41:55,149
But they are
the only band that matters.
755
00:41:55,182 --> 00:41:58,919
Clearly never listened
to Twisted fucking Sister.
756
00:42:08,329 --> 00:42:11,065
You know, dude,
757
00:42:11,098 --> 00:42:13,601
one day your heroes
are going to grow old,
758
00:42:13,634 --> 00:42:15,970
and they're going to change.
759
00:42:16,003 --> 00:42:18,239
And they're going to put out
shitty music.
760
00:42:18,272 --> 00:42:22,209
And they're going to say stupid
things that betray the past.
761
00:42:22,243 --> 00:42:25,046
In the end,
they will only disappoint you.
762
00:42:25,079 --> 00:42:26,714
Jesus.
763
00:42:26,747 --> 00:42:29,950
Are you sure
you're not a Smiths fan?
764
00:42:29,984 --> 00:42:34,688
I know "It's Over" is next,
but it is far from being so.
765
00:42:34,722 --> 00:42:36,690
But don't despair, Denver.
766
00:42:36,724 --> 00:42:41,062
Relax, have a smoke,
have a toke,
767
00:42:41,095 --> 00:42:44,965
You might find it actually
starts to grow on you.
768
00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:47,701
You know?
769
00:42:47,735 --> 00:42:51,772
♪ Oh Mother, I can feel ♪
770
00:42:51,806 --> 00:42:56,944
♪ The soil falling
over my head ♪
771
00:42:56,977 --> 00:42:58,746
Where are you taking me?
772
00:42:58,779 --> 00:43:01,982
I stole a joint
from one of those jocks.
773
00:43:14,695 --> 00:43:17,665
You know, I could have
kicked that guy's ass.
774
00:43:17,698 --> 00:43:19,800
Why'd you stop me?
775
00:43:19,834 --> 00:43:25,606
It was enough that you tried
to defend my honor.
776
00:43:36,317 --> 00:43:38,419
You want to know something?
777
00:43:38,452 --> 00:43:39,854
What?
778
00:43:39,887 --> 00:43:43,124
I fucking hate
Molly Ringwald.
779
00:43:43,157 --> 00:43:46,327
- Huh?
- Not her as a person,
780
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,696
but, like,
in "Pretty in Pink,"
781
00:43:48,729 --> 00:43:50,865
what was that about,
really?
782
00:43:52,032 --> 00:43:59,707
She's so worried about being
liked by this preppy asshole.
783
00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:04,111
She's got a cool job
and awesome clothes.
784
00:44:04,145 --> 00:44:08,149
And it's some big deal
785
00:44:08,182 --> 00:44:12,153
for someone normal to like her
and go to prom.
786
00:44:15,122 --> 00:44:21,829
Her cool best friend
is in love with her,
787
00:44:21,862 --> 00:44:26,300
and she's kind of a bitch
about it.
788
00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:29,370
is that supposed
to be our lives?
789
00:44:29,403 --> 00:44:31,372
Soundtrack is killer.
790
00:44:31,405 --> 00:44:33,107
They have no idea.
791
00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:38,012
That freckled freak should
try living with my mother
792
00:44:38,045 --> 00:44:43,150
and the losers
she brings home.
793
00:44:45,019 --> 00:44:49,256
I'd leap in front
of a flying bullet for you.
794
00:44:51,158 --> 00:44:53,194
I know.
795
00:44:59,366 --> 00:45:05,005
We tried. We failed.
796
00:45:05,039 --> 00:45:08,510
We're much better off
as friends.
797
00:45:08,543 --> 00:45:11,145
I'm just a joke to you.
798
00:45:11,912 --> 00:45:15,816
I know there's no French
boyfriend waiting for you.
799
00:45:15,849 --> 00:45:19,119
I'm real and I'm right here.
800
00:45:19,153 --> 00:45:20,988
You don't care.
801
00:45:21,021 --> 00:45:23,891
After tonight, we might not
see each other again.
802
00:45:23,924 --> 00:45:27,461
You think you're so much better
than everybody else here,
803
00:45:27,494 --> 00:45:29,763
but really,
you are going nowhere fast,
804
00:45:29,797 --> 00:45:31,332
just like the rest
of the losers in this.
805
00:45:31,365 --> 00:45:34,301
I'm going somewhere.
Okay?
806
00:45:34,335 --> 00:45:37,104
I might even leave tonight.
807
00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:39,273
Right, Right.
808
00:45:39,306 --> 00:45:41,141
God, you're such a poser.
809
00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:48,449
♪ Love is natural
and real ♪
810
00:45:48,482 --> 00:45:50,217
Cleo!
811
00:45:50,251 --> 00:45:51,452
Damn it!
812
00:45:51,485 --> 00:45:54,188
♪ But not for
such as you and I ♪
813
00:45:54,221 --> 00:45:56,390
♪ My love ♪
814
00:45:56,423 --> 00:46:00,894
♪ Oh Mother, I can feel ♪
815
00:46:00,928 --> 00:46:06,834
♪ The soil falling
over my head ♪
816
00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:10,404
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪
817
00:46:10,437 --> 00:46:13,173
♪ Mother, I can feel ♪
818
00:46:13,207 --> 00:46:19,581
♪ The soil falling
over my head ♪
819
00:46:19,614 --> 00:46:23,083
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪
820
00:46:23,117 --> 00:46:26,020
♪ Mother ♪
821
00:46:26,053 --> 00:46:27,421
Oh.
822
00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:29,056
Oh, yeah.
823
00:46:29,089 --> 00:46:30,791
Oh, fuck.
824
00:46:34,061 --> 00:46:35,563
Patrick!
825
00:46:38,465 --> 00:46:40,968
Uh...
826
00:46:51,178 --> 00:46:54,381
The true mystery of the world
is the visible,
827
00:46:54,415 --> 00:46:58,319
not the invisible.
828
00:46:58,352 --> 00:47:00,454
Oscar Wilde said that.
829
00:47:03,525 --> 00:47:04,925
Does this look like someone
830
00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:07,127
who should be joining
the armed forces?
831
00:47:11,432 --> 00:47:14,101
Sometimes I feel like
my insides and my outsides
832
00:47:14,134 --> 00:47:17,639
don't match, you know?
833
00:47:17,672 --> 00:47:20,908
Like, am I in love with Cleo,
834
00:47:20,941 --> 00:47:22,544
or do I want to be her?
835
00:47:22,577 --> 00:47:24,512
Am I a man or a woman?
836
00:47:24,546 --> 00:47:27,881
Am I alive or dead?
837
00:47:27,915 --> 00:47:29,551
I look in the mirror sometimes,
838
00:47:29,584 --> 00:47:34,088
and I don't know
who I'm looking at.
839
00:47:34,121 --> 00:47:36,457
You ever do that?
840
00:47:40,361 --> 00:47:41,629
When I was 14,
841
00:47:41,663 --> 00:47:44,098
I took down all the mirrors
in our house.
842
00:47:46,701 --> 00:47:50,904
If I look long enough.
I disappear.
843
00:47:53,340 --> 00:47:57,077
I can't believe the Army
is letting in such a headcase.
844
00:47:58,112 --> 00:48:01,048
But part of me wants to do it,
you know,
845
00:48:01,081 --> 00:48:06,053
maybe... maybe just
to please my dad, I guess.
846
00:48:06,554 --> 00:48:09,356
But then another part of me
just wants to smoke joints,
847
00:48:09,390 --> 00:48:11,458
hang out, have friendly wanks
848
00:48:11,492 --> 00:48:15,028
with big, lusty,
busty pink balloons.
849
00:48:20,334 --> 00:48:21,636
Oh.
850
00:48:21,669 --> 00:48:24,171
Am I 2 people or 100?
851
00:48:24,204 --> 00:48:28,208
I've only ever known
one of you.
852
00:48:28,242 --> 00:48:31,713
Wow, I am impressed.
853
00:48:31,746 --> 00:48:34,481
You didn't think
I was cool, did you?
854
00:48:34,516 --> 00:48:36,651
No.
855
00:48:36,684 --> 00:48:39,119
The senior class trip
to London,
856
00:48:39,153 --> 00:48:41,288
we get invited
to this really cool party.
857
00:48:41,321 --> 00:48:42,557
We get super drunk
858
00:48:42,590 --> 00:48:45,426
and steal it
right off the guy's wall.
859
00:48:45,459 --> 00:48:47,027
Him and his friends
were so pissed,
860
00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,429
they chased us
all around Piccadilly,
861
00:48:48,462 --> 00:48:53,668
but we jumped into a cab
and escaped.
862
00:48:54,468 --> 00:48:56,103
Hey.
863
00:48:57,639 --> 00:48:59,674
Revenge. Go on.
864
00:48:59,707 --> 00:49:03,210
Make the worst face ever.
865
00:49:07,147 --> 00:49:09,717
Oh, classic.
866
00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:16,123
I'm sick, I'm dull,
I'm plain.
867
00:49:16,156 --> 00:49:18,025
Hey, hey.
868
00:49:22,095 --> 00:49:25,499
I'm not the man
you think I am.
869
00:49:25,533 --> 00:49:28,570
Shut up and make a face.
870
00:49:28,603 --> 00:49:31,438
Do you even like
The Smiths?
871
00:49:31,472 --> 00:49:35,543
No, I don't.
872
00:49:37,612 --> 00:49:39,747
Well...
873
00:50:15,349 --> 00:50:17,451
♪ Girl afraid ♪
874
00:50:17,484 --> 00:50:18,720
♪ Where do his intentions lay? ♪
875
00:50:18,753 --> 00:50:20,320
What about your boyfriend?
876
00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:24,124
He cares more about his bowtie
than he does about me.
877
00:50:24,157 --> 00:50:29,631
♪ She says, "He never really
looks at me ♪
878
00:50:29,664 --> 00:50:35,235
♪ I give him
every opportunity ♪
879
00:50:35,269 --> 00:50:36,504
Just for the record,
880
00:50:36,538 --> 00:50:38,205
you are so much hotter
than Madonna.
881
00:50:38,238 --> 00:50:39,206
Shut up.
882
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,375
♪ In the room downstairs
he sat and stared ♪
883
00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:46,213
♪ In the room downstairs
he sat and stared ♪
884
00:50:46,246 --> 00:50:51,051
♪ I'll never make
that mistake again" ♪
885
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,460
It's not your first time,
is it?
886
00:51:00,494 --> 00:51:02,229
Is it yours?
887
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:12,172
♪ I'll never make
that mistake again ♪
888
00:51:16,611 --> 00:51:22,650
♪ I'll never make
that mistake again ♪
889
00:51:40,467 --> 00:51:42,202
That was awesome.
890
00:51:45,372 --> 00:51:46,874
You were great.
891
00:51:49,911 --> 00:51:52,814
So do you want to hang out
again sometime?
892
00:51:54,649 --> 00:51:58,519
♪ And I know because
you said so ♪
893
00:51:58,553 --> 00:52:04,859
I'm just home
for the weekend.
894
00:52:04,892 --> 00:52:07,227
Well, we could see
a movie tomorrow?
895
00:52:09,262 --> 00:52:11,164
Tomorrow?
896
00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:15,637
What makes you think
we're gonna that long?
897
00:52:44,532 --> 00:52:46,634
Fuck!
898
00:52:47,969 --> 00:52:50,170
Oh, my God.
899
00:52:52,540 --> 00:52:54,642
Are you okay?
900
00:52:56,376 --> 00:52:58,813
Do you have any lipstick?
901
00:53:03,918 --> 00:53:05,352
Black magic.
902
00:53:05,385 --> 00:53:07,655
Keep it.
903
00:53:08,656 --> 00:53:10,591
Thanks.
904
00:53:29,711 --> 00:53:31,512
It's not really my color, is it?
905
00:53:49,864 --> 00:53:53,901
He used to babysit
me and Sandi.
906
00:53:53,935 --> 00:53:58,573
I always had
this idiotic crush on him.
907
00:53:58,606 --> 00:54:01,943
♪ 15 minutes with you ♪
908
00:54:01,976 --> 00:54:04,679
It didn't even last that long.
909
00:54:06,781 --> 00:54:12,920
I really, really don't think
I know how sex works.
910
00:54:12,954 --> 00:54:16,456
I don't think I know
how anything works.
911
00:54:16,791 --> 00:54:22,797
I'm getting A's in school,
and I don't know why.
912
00:54:23,564 --> 00:54:27,467
I'm bored.
913
00:54:27,501 --> 00:54:31,404
I don't want
to study economics.
914
00:54:31,438 --> 00:54:33,040
I want to be in a band.
915
00:54:33,074 --> 00:54:38,378
I want to have real orgasms
with cute boys.
916
00:54:38,411 --> 00:54:41,015
I want to live.
917
00:54:44,685 --> 00:54:49,690
I have a confession to make.
918
00:54:49,724 --> 00:54:52,827
Bruno isn't real.
919
00:54:55,428 --> 00:54:57,364
I know.
920
00:54:58,566 --> 00:55:01,434
I haven't even been to Paris,
921
00:55:01,468 --> 00:55:05,006
My mom's drinking again
and sleeping with the bookie.
922
00:55:05,039 --> 00:55:09,644
I'm not even going
to community college.
923
00:55:09,677 --> 00:55:14,081
I'm a full-time
supermarket checkout queen.
924
00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:22,422
Safeway, here I come.
925
00:55:38,405 --> 00:55:42,043
♪ The boy with the thorn
in his side ♪
926
00:55:42,076 --> 00:55:47,748
♪ Behind the hatred there lies
a murderous desire ♪
927
00:55:47,782 --> 00:55:51,919
♪ For love ♪
928
00:55:51,953 --> 00:55:55,790
♪ How can they look
into my eyes ♪
929
00:55:55,823 --> 00:55:59,126
♪ And still they don't
believe me? ♪
930
00:56:00,061 --> 00:56:03,698
♪ How can they hear me
say those words ♪
931
00:56:03,731 --> 00:56:06,968
♪ Still they don't
believe me? ♪
932
00:56:07,735 --> 00:56:11,739
♪ And if they don't
believe me now ♪
933
00:56:11,772 --> 00:56:15,743
♪ Will they ever believe me? ♪
934
00:56:15,776 --> 00:56:19,113
♪ And if they don't
believe me now ♪
935
00:56:19,146 --> 00:56:23,184
♪ Will they ever,
they ever believe me? ♪
936
00:56:23,217 --> 00:56:25,953
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪
937
00:56:25,987 --> 00:56:27,788
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
938
00:56:27,822 --> 00:56:29,891
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
939
00:56:29,924 --> 00:56:34,829
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪
940
00:56:34,862 --> 00:56:38,465
♪ The boy with the thorn
in his side ♪
941
00:56:38,498 --> 00:56:44,505
♪ Behind the hatred there lies
a plundering desire ♪
942
00:56:44,538 --> 00:56:45,673
♪ For love ♪
943
00:56:45,706 --> 00:56:48,676
I am super drunk.
944
00:56:57,118 --> 00:56:59,486
What was that?
945
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,522
I'm just out to have
a good time.
946
00:57:01,555 --> 00:57:04,091
All the rest is propaganda.
947
00:57:04,125 --> 00:57:08,495
♪ And if they don't
believe us now ♪
948
00:57:08,529 --> 00:57:11,933
♪ Will they ever believe us? ♪
949
00:57:11,966 --> 00:57:13,768
What's next, dude?
950
00:57:13,801 --> 00:57:16,203
The title track.
"Meat is Murder."
951
00:57:16,237 --> 00:57:18,039
Ah, the manifesto album.
952
00:57:21,842 --> 00:57:23,511
They for real vegetarians?
953
00:57:23,544 --> 00:57:24,679
Yeah.
954
00:57:24,712 --> 00:57:26,847
- Don't mess with me, bro.
- I'm not.
955
00:57:26,881 --> 00:57:29,817
I am, too, a non-meat eater.
956
00:57:29,850 --> 00:57:31,819
I heard that album.
957
00:57:31,852 --> 00:57:36,757
One day I could no longer
keep down my mother's meat loaf.
958
00:57:36,791 --> 00:57:39,093
So it was child abuse
by meat loaf
959
00:57:39,126 --> 00:57:40,828
that drove you
to this life of crime?
960
00:57:40,861 --> 00:57:43,764
Yeah, they're not so bad,
my folks.
961
00:57:43,798 --> 00:57:46,267
They just worship
my older brother.
962
00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:47,868
Quarterback?
963
00:57:47,902 --> 00:57:51,639
Quarterback, pitcher,
power forward.
964
00:57:51,672 --> 00:57:54,642
He plays golf.
It's ridiculous.
965
00:57:54,675 --> 00:57:56,811
I'm invisible.
966
00:57:56,844 --> 00:58:00,114
But, yeah, meat loaf
every single Monday.
967
00:58:12,827 --> 00:58:16,764
♪ Heifer whines
could be human cries ♪
968
00:58:16,797 --> 00:58:19,567
We feel that
popular music should be used
969
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,168
in order to make
serious statements
970
00:58:21,202 --> 00:58:25,172
because so many groups sell
masses and masses of records
971
00:58:25,206 --> 00:58:28,542
and don't raise people's
level of consciousness
972
00:58:28,576 --> 00:58:29,844
in any direction.
973
00:58:29,877 --> 00:58:31,645
And we find that quite sinful,
974
00:58:31,679 --> 00:58:34,749
especially in these
serious times.
975
00:58:34,782 --> 00:58:37,985
♪ This beautiful creature
must die ♪
976
00:58:38,019 --> 00:58:40,254
♪ A death for no reason ♪
977
00:58:40,287 --> 00:58:45,226
♪ And death for no reason
is murder ♪
978
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:49,030
You know, I quit meat
when I was 12.
979
00:58:49,063 --> 00:58:50,865
And I figured
if Geezer Butler,
980
00:58:50,898 --> 00:58:54,235
vegan metal God of Black Sabbath
could do it.
981
00:58:54,268 --> 00:58:56,604
No shit.
982
00:58:58,372 --> 00:59:00,741
And other than the fact
that you're pointing a gun
983
00:59:00,775 --> 00:59:02,743
in my direction...
984
00:59:05,246 --> 00:59:07,848
...I'm actually happy
you came in tonight.
985
00:59:15,723 --> 00:59:20,194
Meatheads of the world,
the message is heavy.
986
00:59:20,227 --> 00:59:23,030
Moral not metal.
987
00:59:23,064 --> 00:59:25,132
Animals are people, too.
988
00:59:30,037 --> 00:59:36,143
♪ Kitchen aromas
aren't very homely ♪
989
00:59:37,211 --> 00:59:38,779
Uh, um...
990
00:59:38,813 --> 00:59:41,315
♪ It's not comforting,
cheery or kind ♪
991
00:59:41,348 --> 00:59:43,984
Hey, uh...
992
00:59:44,018 --> 00:59:45,719
Are you alright?
993
00:59:46,353 --> 00:59:49,857
I'm unhealthy and frazzled,
but other than that.
994
01:00:03,170 --> 01:00:04,738
Your, um...
995
01:00:04,772 --> 01:00:08,008
your eyes are falling apart.
996
01:00:20,888 --> 01:00:24,258
I'm so tired of myself tonight.
997
01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:26,760
I just want to be somebody else.
998
01:00:28,195 --> 01:00:30,698
Be yourself.
999
01:00:30,731 --> 01:00:33,000
Everyone else
is already taken.
1000
01:00:38,239 --> 01:00:40,207
Where are the mystery girls?
1001
01:00:40,241 --> 01:00:43,177
We're right here, Romeo.
1002
01:00:45,012 --> 01:00:47,381
I should never
have been born a man.
1003
01:00:47,414 --> 01:00:51,685
I would have been better off
as a seagull or a fish.
1004
01:00:52,319 --> 01:00:54,688
I'm a stranger.
1005
01:00:54,722 --> 01:00:59,693
I don't belong here or there
or anywhere.
1006
01:00:59,727 --> 01:01:02,796
All I ever do is want,
and nobody wants me back.
1007
01:01:02,830 --> 01:01:06,767
Are you trying to steal
Patrick from me?
1008
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:09,770
I'm just trying to show
Patrick who he is.
1009
01:01:09,803 --> 01:01:13,440
If I can't be me,
maybe he can be him.
1010
01:01:16,410 --> 01:01:18,112
There.
1011
01:01:24,519 --> 01:01:30,157
And, uh, who do
I have the pleasure?
1012
01:01:30,191 --> 01:01:31,258
Oh, Patrick.
1013
01:01:31,292 --> 01:01:33,093
Patrick.
1014
01:01:33,127 --> 01:01:34,828
I'm Brian.
1015
01:01:36,497 --> 01:01:38,766
- Brian?
- Mm-hmm.
1016
01:01:38,799 --> 01:01:40,067
Brian Briggs.
1017
01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:42,703
I think you know
my friend Cleo.
1018
01:01:46,273 --> 01:01:51,513
Oh, uh, one more thing,
your bow tie.
1019
01:01:51,546 --> 01:01:52,880
Oh, it's supposed to be...
1020
01:01:52,913 --> 01:01:54,815
It's supposed to be...
1021
01:01:56,884 --> 01:01:59,019
- It's a look.
- Mm-hmm.
1022
01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:06,260
I'm in love.
1023
01:02:06,293 --> 01:02:08,796
I'm on fire.
1024
01:02:08,829 --> 01:02:12,766
You just never begin
to amaze me.
1025
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,903
I don't think I'll ever
quite get over you.
1026
01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:20,874
Brian?
1027
01:02:20,908 --> 01:02:22,243
Hey, there you are.
1028
01:02:22,276 --> 01:02:25,279
Oh, my God, you made it.
1029
01:02:25,312 --> 01:02:28,148
This is my friend Patrick
I was telling you about.
1030
01:02:28,182 --> 01:02:30,518
Yeah, we've already met.
1031
01:02:30,552 --> 01:02:36,357
See, good times
for a change.
1032
01:02:36,390 --> 01:02:38,192
Top of the hour,
1033
01:02:38,225 --> 01:02:40,761
Come with me.
1034
01:02:45,466 --> 01:02:47,368
What did I miss?
1035
01:02:56,210 --> 01:02:57,945
You're listening to KISS 101's
1036
01:02:57,978 --> 01:03:00,114
full Morrissey meltdown.
1037
01:03:00,147 --> 01:03:01,516
It's the top of the hour,
Denver,
1038
01:03:01,549 --> 01:03:02,950
and you know what that means.
1039
01:03:02,983 --> 01:03:04,318
The lines are now open.
1040
01:03:04,351 --> 01:03:06,020
And we have a caller.
1041
01:03:06,053 --> 01:03:07,154
Hello.
1042
01:03:07,187 --> 01:03:10,558
Hi, my name's Cleo.
1043
01:03:10,592 --> 01:03:15,262
And I just wanted to say
thank you
1044
01:03:15,296 --> 01:03:19,601
to the charming man holding
the radio station hostage.
1045
01:03:19,634 --> 01:03:23,605
A thank you from all of us,
right, guys?
1046
01:03:27,308 --> 01:03:31,111
You're going to go down
in musical history.
1047
01:03:31,145 --> 01:03:36,850
And one more thing,
I have a special request.
1048
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:50,565
♪ Is it wrong to want
to live on your own? ♪
1049
01:03:50,598 --> 01:03:54,602
♪ No, it's not wrong,
but I must know ♪
1050
01:03:54,636 --> 01:03:58,472
♪ How can someone so young ♪
1051
01:03:58,506 --> 01:04:03,010
♪ Sing words so sad? ♪
1052
01:04:03,043 --> 01:04:06,480
♪ Sheila take a,
Sheila take a bow ♪
1053
01:04:06,514 --> 01:04:10,317
♪ Boot the grime of this world
in the crotch, dear ♪
1054
01:04:10,351 --> 01:04:13,253
♪ And don't go home tonight ♪
1055
01:04:13,287 --> 01:04:18,292
♪ Come out and find the one that
you love and who loves you ♪
1056
01:04:18,325 --> 01:04:23,931
♪ The one that you love
and who loves you ♪
1057
01:04:29,036 --> 01:04:33,006
♪ Is it wrong not
to always be glad? ♪
1058
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:36,544
♪ No, it's not wrong,
but I must add ♪
1059
01:04:36,578 --> 01:04:40,548
♪ How can someone so young ♪
1060
01:04:40,582 --> 01:04:45,018
♪ Sing words so sad? ♪
1061
01:04:45,052 --> 01:04:48,422
Sheila take a,
Sheila take a bow
1062
01:04:48,455 --> 01:04:52,527
♪ Boot the grime of this world
in the crotch, dear ♪
1063
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:55,362
♪ And don't go home tonight
1064
01:04:55,396 --> 01:05:00,067
♪ Come out and find the one that
you love and who loves you ♪
1065
01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:01,603
♪ The one that you love
and who loves you ♪
1066
01:05:01,636 --> 01:05:03,137
Be drunk always.
1067
01:05:03,170 --> 01:05:05,272
Nothing else matters.
1068
01:05:05,305 --> 01:05:09,176
And I'm sorry I tried
to break your face.
1069
01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:10,310
That's okay.
1070
01:05:10,344 --> 01:05:12,279
I'm completely unpredictable,
1071
01:05:12,312 --> 01:05:14,148
especially on Friday.
1072
01:05:16,116 --> 01:05:17,719
♪ Sheila take a,
Sheila take a bow ♪
1073
01:05:17,752 --> 01:05:19,621
I think we should go.
1074
01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:23,056
♪ La, la, la,
la-la, la-la, la ♪
1075
01:05:23,090 --> 01:05:27,161
♪ Throw your homework
onto the fire ♪
1076
01:05:27,194 --> 01:05:31,031
♪ Come out and find the one
that you love ♪
1077
01:05:31,064 --> 01:05:35,068
♪ Come out and find
the one you love ♪
1078
01:05:46,714 --> 01:05:49,016
These things are ridiculous.
1079
01:05:52,219 --> 01:05:55,557
What do you say we get some air,
circulate the self-pity?
1080
01:05:57,458 --> 01:06:00,461
Hey.
1081
01:06:00,494 --> 01:06:02,095
Check this out.
1082
01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:13,440
You're like Bonnie and Clyde,
except without Bonnie.
1083
01:06:13,474 --> 01:06:15,577
Her name is Cleo.
1084
01:06:15,610 --> 01:06:17,177
The girl who called in?
1085
01:06:17,211 --> 01:06:20,347
Yeah, she, uh, comes
into the store I work at
1086
01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:22,182
to steal tapes.
1087
01:06:24,351 --> 01:06:26,053
You're in love with her,
1088
01:06:26,086 --> 01:06:28,690
but you think
she doesn't notice you.
1089
01:06:28,723 --> 01:06:31,058
You're just the guy
she uses to get her fix,
1090
01:06:31,091 --> 01:06:34,027
and that's it.
1091
01:06:34,061 --> 01:06:36,330
Pretty much.
1092
01:06:36,363 --> 01:06:38,332
Yeah, I know the feeling.
1093
01:06:38,365 --> 01:06:40,802
Can you imagine how many
hot metal chicks out there
1094
01:06:40,835 --> 01:06:43,237
listen to my show every week?
1095
01:06:43,270 --> 01:06:46,641
They listen next to
their mullet-headed boyfriends.
1096
01:06:46,674 --> 01:06:50,210
Guys like you and me,
we provide the fantasy.
1097
01:06:50,244 --> 01:06:52,212
We're not real to them.
1098
01:06:52,246 --> 01:06:56,283
But that girl did call in.
1099
01:06:56,316 --> 01:07:00,053
She was talking directly to you.
1100
01:07:00,087 --> 01:07:03,357
So what do I do?
1101
01:07:03,390 --> 01:07:06,126
I'd dedicate a song to her.
1102
01:07:06,159 --> 01:07:07,662
That's just me.
1103
01:07:12,099 --> 01:07:13,100
What about you?
1104
01:07:13,133 --> 01:07:15,770
You married,
got a girlfriend?
1105
01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:21,475
Yeah, I was married.
1106
01:07:21,509 --> 01:07:25,279
But she left me.
1107
01:07:25,312 --> 01:07:27,749
About a year ago.
1108
01:07:27,782 --> 01:07:30,652
Same day "Master of Puppets"
came out.
1109
01:07:33,353 --> 01:07:39,493
I had it on super loud
in my headphones all day.
1110
01:07:39,527 --> 01:07:41,629
I didn't even hear her leave.
1111
01:07:44,599 --> 01:07:46,500
There I was in thrash nirvana,
1112
01:07:46,534 --> 01:07:51,471
no idea that the love of my life
was about to rip my guts out.
1113
01:07:51,506 --> 01:07:56,410
I haven't been able to listen
to that album since.
1114
01:07:56,443 --> 01:07:59,346
How long were you together?
1115
01:07:59,379 --> 01:08:02,784
Since high school.
1116
01:08:02,817 --> 01:08:04,786
Why did you break up?
1117
01:08:07,755 --> 01:08:11,659
I guess the metal lifestyle
just wasn't for her.
1118
01:08:11,693 --> 01:08:16,496
And she hated
that I worked nights.
1119
01:08:18,566 --> 01:08:22,570
We just grew apart.
1120
01:08:22,604 --> 01:08:25,205
She grew up and I didn't.
1121
01:08:31,478 --> 01:08:34,515
Denver.
1122
01:08:34,549 --> 01:08:37,619
Don't forget the songs
that made you cry
1123
01:08:37,652 --> 01:08:40,253
or the songs
that saved your lives.
1124
01:08:41,321 --> 01:08:43,223
You may be crying
for more metal,
1125
01:08:43,256 --> 01:08:45,827
but through those tears,
1126
01:08:45,860 --> 01:08:49,262
we must open our hearts
and our ears.
1127
01:08:49,296 --> 01:08:53,635
Sometimes salvation
is louder than volumes.
1128
01:09:06,781 --> 01:09:09,584
One last stop.
1129
01:09:09,617 --> 01:09:11,218
Oh, not
the sketchy gay bar.
1130
01:09:11,251 --> 01:09:12,920
Billy's not getting
on that bus tomorrow
1131
01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:15,857
without a proper
after-hours send off.
1132
01:09:15,890 --> 01:09:19,226
We will never get in.
1133
01:09:19,259 --> 01:09:24,932
Hey, pull up to my bumper,
baby.
1134
01:09:24,966 --> 01:09:26,601
How old are you?
1135
01:09:26,634 --> 01:09:28,703
He's old enough
to join Reagan's army.
1136
01:09:28,736 --> 01:09:30,370
- Come on.
- Yeah, hear, hear.
1137
01:09:30,404 --> 01:09:34,274
- That's right.
- Let us in.
1138
01:09:34,307 --> 01:09:35,777
Well, night clubbers...
1139
01:09:37,377 --> 01:09:38,746
Walk in through the exits.
1140
01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:41,716
♪ Tell me why ♪
1141
01:09:41,749 --> 01:09:45,887
♪ Tell me why ♪
1142
01:10:00,635 --> 01:10:03,571
Ready for a few gay boys
in bondage?
1143
01:10:03,604 --> 01:10:04,706
Yeah.
1144
01:10:04,739 --> 01:10:05,907
Come on, I'll introduce you.
1145
01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:09,276
♪ You in your false securities ♪
1146
01:10:09,309 --> 01:10:12,613
♪ Tear up my life,
condemning me ♪
1147
01:10:12,647 --> 01:10:15,883
♪ Name me an illness,
call me a sin ♪
1148
01:10:15,917 --> 01:10:19,453
♪ Never feel guilty,
never give in ♪
1149
01:10:19,486 --> 01:10:22,990
♪ Tell me why? ♪
1150
01:10:23,024 --> 01:10:26,393
♪ Tell me why? ♪
1151
01:10:26,426 --> 01:10:29,697
♪ Tell me why? ♪
1152
01:10:29,731 --> 01:10:32,767
♪ Tell me why? ♪
1153
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:36,637
♪ Tell me why? ♪
1154
01:10:36,671 --> 01:10:38,371
♪ Yeah ♪
1155
01:11:04,532 --> 01:11:08,401
♪ You and me together ♪
1156
01:11:08,435 --> 01:11:11,773
♪ Fighting for our love ♪
1157
01:11:11,806 --> 01:11:15,375
♪ You and me together ♪
1158
01:11:15,408 --> 01:11:18,713
♪ Fighting for our love ♪
1159
01:11:18,746 --> 01:11:22,382
♪ You and me together ♪
1160
01:11:22,415 --> 01:11:25,720
♪ Fighting for our love ♪
1161
01:11:25,753 --> 01:11:29,356
♪ You and me together ♪
1162
01:11:29,389 --> 01:11:32,693
♪ Fighting for our love ♪
1163
01:11:32,727 --> 01:11:35,897
♪ You and me together ♪
1164
01:11:35,930 --> 01:11:39,534
♪ Fighting for our love ♪
1165
01:11:39,567 --> 01:11:42,837
♪ You and me together ♪
1166
01:11:42,870 --> 01:11:46,373
♪ Fighting for our love ♪
1167
01:11:46,406 --> 01:11:49,644
♪ You and me together ♪
1168
01:11:49,677 --> 01:11:52,914
♪ Fighting for our love ♪
1169
01:12:05,092 --> 01:12:07,628
Why are you looking so sad,
sweetie?
1170
01:12:17,505 --> 01:12:19,674
The Smiths broke up.
1171
01:12:23,476 --> 01:12:25,046
Is that all?
1172
01:12:25,079 --> 01:12:29,016
♪ Can you tell me why? ♪
1173
01:12:29,050 --> 01:12:30,818
So this is it, huh?
1174
01:12:30,852 --> 01:12:33,921
Their last album.
1175
01:12:33,955 --> 01:12:35,422
It'll join the ranks
1176
01:12:35,455 --> 01:12:37,592
of some great last's...
1177
01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:41,494
"Let It Be,"
"In Through the Out Door,"
1178
01:12:41,529 --> 01:12:44,031
"L.A. Woman."
1179
01:12:44,065 --> 01:12:46,968
Ozzy's last album,
and Sabbath "Never Say Die."
1180
01:12:47,001 --> 01:12:48,703
Although "Heaven and Hell"
kicked ass,
1181
01:12:48,736 --> 01:12:51,806
I will be an Ozzy man
until the day I die.
1182
01:12:53,774 --> 01:12:55,076
I could go on and on.
1183
01:12:55,109 --> 01:12:56,811
"Raw Power.
1184
01:12:57,111 --> 01:12:59,446
Uh, uh.
1185
01:13:02,482 --> 01:13:03,985
"Too Much, Too Soon."
1186
01:13:04,018 --> 01:13:05,620
Oh, that's
New York Dolls' album.
1187
01:13:05,653 --> 01:13:07,420
Protopunks in ugly drag.
1188
01:13:07,454 --> 01:13:10,423
Best fucking band ever.
1189
01:13:10,457 --> 01:13:12,126
You know,
when he was like 15,
1190
01:13:12,159 --> 01:13:13,661
Morrissey appointed himself
1191
01:13:13,694 --> 01:13:16,831
head of the New York Dolls
UK fanclub.
1192
01:13:16,864 --> 01:13:18,933
I don't think
they ever even knew.
1193
01:13:18,966 --> 01:13:23,804
Well, I hope he knows
how much that means to you.
1194
01:13:37,018 --> 01:13:42,857
♪ The death of a disco dancer ♪
1195
01:13:42,890 --> 01:13:48,930
♪ Well, it happens a lot
'round here ♪
1196
01:13:48,963 --> 01:13:51,832
♪ And if you think peace
is a common goal ♪
1197
01:13:51,866 --> 01:13:57,772
♪ That goes to show
how little you know ♪
1198
01:13:59,974 --> 01:14:05,713
♪ The death of a disco dancer ♪
1199
01:14:05,746 --> 01:14:11,484
♪ Well, I'd rather
not get involved ♪
1200
01:14:11,519 --> 01:14:14,055
♪ I never talk to my neighbor ♪
1201
01:14:14,088 --> 01:14:20,728
♪ I'd rather not get involved ♪
1202
01:14:28,869 --> 01:14:34,508
♪ Love, peace and harmony? ♪
1203
01:14:34,542 --> 01:14:38,779
Love, peace and harmony?
1204
01:14:39,547 --> 01:14:42,083
♪ Oh, very nice, Very nice ♪
1205
01:14:42,116 --> 01:14:44,919
♪ Very nice, Very nice ♪
1206
01:14:44,952 --> 01:14:46,954
♪ Maybe in the next world ♪
1207
01:14:46,988 --> 01:14:50,725
♪ Maybe in the next world ♪
1208
01:14:56,864 --> 01:14:58,632
♪ The next world ♪
1209
01:14:58,666 --> 01:15:02,737
♪ The next world ♪
1210
01:15:07,675 --> 01:15:09,043
Oh, look who it is,
the four faggy friends.
1211
01:15:09,076 --> 01:15:12,646
See, I told you this is where
the freaks hang out.
1212
01:15:14,982 --> 01:15:16,917
Look at this one.
This one dresses like a dike.
1213
01:15:17,818 --> 01:15:20,221
Eat some modified
Madonna tomboy look,
1214
01:15:20,254 --> 01:15:21,589
you fucking asshole.
1215
01:15:21,622 --> 01:15:23,124
Fuck her up, man.
1216
01:15:26,894 --> 01:15:28,863
Hey! No!
1217
01:15:28,896 --> 01:15:33,234
Get off of him.
1218
01:15:33,267 --> 01:15:34,568
I got this.
1219
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:47,715
Come here.
1220
01:15:47,748 --> 01:15:49,984
No, let him go!
1221
01:15:50,017 --> 01:15:53,054
I'm sick and tired
of all this bullshit.
1222
01:16:11,906 --> 01:16:14,875
Nice right hook there,
Demolition Man.
1223
01:16:21,015 --> 01:16:23,017
Are we going
to be all right?
1224
01:16:25,186 --> 01:16:28,155
I'll always be on your side.
1225
01:16:55,349 --> 01:16:58,752
That's for me, isn't it?
1226
01:16:58,786 --> 01:17:02,123
Last mile's the hardest mile.
1227
01:17:02,156 --> 01:17:05,726
I think I'm ready to make
that dedication.
1228
01:17:06,794 --> 01:17:08,929
News flash, new-wavers,
1229
01:17:08,963 --> 01:17:10,131
The intrepid
Denver Police Department
1230
01:17:10,164 --> 01:17:12,099
has arrived to end
the siege of this station
1231
01:17:12,133 --> 01:17:15,236
by a deranged and angry
young Smiths' fan.
1232
01:17:15,269 --> 01:17:16,403
No!
1233
01:17:16,437 --> 01:17:17,972
And I must say,
1234
01:17:18,005 --> 01:17:19,840
it has been amazing
to see the gathering
1235
01:17:19,874 --> 01:17:21,675
of the faithful
outside this station.
1236
01:17:21,709 --> 01:17:24,411
What?
1237
01:17:24,445 --> 01:17:25,980
There's a murky river
1238
01:17:26,013 --> 01:17:27,715
of musical history
running through these songs,
1239
01:17:27,748 --> 01:17:29,316
from Bo Diddley to Bowie,
1240
01:17:29,350 --> 01:17:31,819
from Presley and Sinatra,
1241
01:17:31,852 --> 01:17:33,454
to the Dolls and T.Rex,
1242
01:17:33,487 --> 01:17:38,392
from Motown all the way
to Manchester.
1243
01:17:38,425 --> 01:17:40,127
Tonight, two musical cultures
1244
01:17:40,161 --> 01:17:42,396
reached across the divide
to each other,
1245
01:17:42,429 --> 01:17:45,199
and it seems that
in these uncertain times
1246
01:17:45,232 --> 01:17:47,735
of chaos and fear,
1247
01:17:47,768 --> 01:17:50,871
a song can still
save your life,
1248
01:17:50,905 --> 01:17:52,439
it's all or nothing
with the Smiths
1249
01:17:52,473 --> 01:17:53,707
and those that love them.
1250
01:17:53,741 --> 01:17:54,708
It is life and death.
1251
01:17:54,742 --> 01:17:56,810
It's music full of love and hate
1252
01:17:56,844 --> 01:17:59,680
and passions
just like ours.
1253
01:18:02,283 --> 01:18:07,221
And all these kids out there,
they sing for them.
1254
01:18:12,493 --> 01:18:14,395
There's history in this music,
1255
01:18:14,428 --> 01:18:17,064
and there's history happening
right here, right now,
1256
01:18:17,097 --> 01:18:21,402
I can't believe this,
but yes, folks, it's true.
1257
01:18:21,435 --> 01:18:23,237
The queen is dead.
1258
01:18:27,174 --> 01:18:28,909
Long live the Smiths.
1259
01:18:31,445 --> 01:18:35,382
Oh, before I sign off.
1260
01:18:35,416 --> 01:18:40,120
Here's one more song for that
sweet and tender hooligan.
1261
01:18:40,154 --> 01:18:43,357
He wanted me to dedicate it
to a very special shoplifter
1262
01:18:43,390 --> 01:18:46,760
out there somewhere.
1263
01:18:46,794 --> 01:18:49,096
You know, you are.
1264
01:19:15,122 --> 01:19:21,795
♪ I am the son and the heir ♪
1265
01:19:23,163 --> 01:19:27,868
♪ Of a shyness
that is criminally vulgar ♪
1266
01:19:27,901 --> 01:19:31,272
♪ I am the son and heir ♪
1267
01:19:31,305 --> 01:19:34,074
♪ Of nothing in particular ♪
1268
01:19:37,911 --> 01:19:40,247
♪ You shut your mouth ♪
1269
01:19:40,281 --> 01:19:42,883
♪ How can you say ♪
1270
01:19:42,916 --> 01:19:45,286
♪ I go about things
the wrong way? ♪
1271
01:19:45,319 --> 01:19:51,258
♪ I am human and I need
to be loved ♪
1272
01:19:51,292 --> 01:19:56,463
♪ Just like
everybody else does ♪
1273
01:20:15,482 --> 01:20:22,524
♪ I am the son and the heir ♪
1274
01:20:23,390 --> 01:20:27,961
♪ Of a shyness that was
criminally vulgar ♪
1275
01:20:27,995 --> 01:20:31,566
♪ I am the son and heir ♪
1276
01:20:31,599 --> 01:20:33,568
♪ Of nothing in particular ♪
1277
01:20:38,305 --> 01:20:42,943
♪ You shut your mouth,
how can you say ♪
1278
01:20:42,976 --> 01:20:45,547
♪ I go about things
the wrong way? ♪
1279
01:20:45,580 --> 01:20:51,885
♪ I am human
and I need to be loved ♪
1280
01:20:51,919 --> 01:20:53,120
♪ Just like everybody else
does ♪
1281
01:20:53,153 --> 01:20:57,157
- Hey, can you take our picture?
- Sure.
1282
01:20:57,191 --> 01:20:58,526
Thank you.
1283
01:21:13,407 --> 01:21:15,309
The meetings
between the group members
1284
01:21:15,342 --> 01:21:16,611
were very accidental.
1285
01:21:16,644 --> 01:21:18,546
It was also
a very barren time
1286
01:21:18,580 --> 01:21:20,515
when everybody seemed
to be lost,
1287
01:21:20,548 --> 01:21:24,451
and the vile elements
were taking over.
1288
01:21:28,556 --> 01:21:31,626
Four strangers cannot
simply huddle together
1289
01:21:31,659 --> 01:21:33,427
and do what we do.
1290
01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:35,295
And whatever happens,
1291
01:21:35,329 --> 01:21:36,698
well, there has to be some kind
1292
01:21:36,731 --> 01:21:40,934
of mystical communion
between them and some bond.
1293
01:21:44,438 --> 01:21:46,440
But with the Smiths
on another level,
1294
01:21:46,473 --> 01:21:48,942
I really do think
it is true.
1295
01:21:48,976 --> 01:21:53,313
I think this is really more
or less the end of the story.
1296
01:22:58,746 --> 01:23:01,014
I came to bail you out,
1297
01:23:01,048 --> 01:23:03,585
stole all this money,
and everything.
1298
01:23:03,618 --> 01:23:06,053
Mickey won't press charges.
1299
01:23:06,086 --> 01:23:07,722
Some revolution.
1300
01:23:07,755 --> 01:23:10,057
Bunch of freaks spent the night
in the parking lot.
1301
01:23:10,090 --> 01:23:11,559
Should have been
on the front page,
1302
01:23:11,593 --> 01:23:16,330
but by tomorrow,
it'll be like it never happened.
1303
01:23:16,363 --> 01:23:18,600
I'll never forget it.
1304
01:23:21,569 --> 01:23:24,204
Come on, you look
like you need a ride.
1305
01:23:24,238 --> 01:23:26,406
Where are you going?
1306
01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:28,108
I don't know.
Where are you going?
1307
01:23:28,141 --> 01:23:30,043
Anywhere.
1308
01:23:30,077 --> 01:23:31,311
Anywhere?
1309
01:23:31,345 --> 01:23:34,348
Take me anywhere.
I don't care.
1310
01:24:12,252 --> 01:24:15,455
♪ Learn to love me ♪
1311
01:24:15,489 --> 01:24:18,325
♪ Assemble the ways ♪
1312
01:24:18,358 --> 01:24:24,264
♪ Now, today, tomorrow
and always ♪
1313
01:24:24,298 --> 01:24:29,871
♪ My only weakness
is a listed crime ♪
1314
01:24:29,904 --> 01:24:36,109
♪ My only weakness is, well,
never mind, never mind, oh ♪
1315
01:24:36,143 --> 01:24:40,648
♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪
1316
01:24:40,682 --> 01:24:44,418
♪ Unite and take over ♪
1317
01:24:44,451 --> 01:24:47,421
♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪
1318
01:24:47,454 --> 01:24:52,527
♪ Hand it over, hand it over,
hand it over ♪
1319
01:24:53,193 --> 01:24:58,165
♪ Learn to love me
and assemble the ways ♪
1320
01:24:58,198 --> 01:25:02,637
♪ Now, today, tomorrow,
and always ♪
1321
01:25:04,304 --> 01:25:09,242
♪ My only weakness
is a listed crime ♪
1322
01:25:09,276 --> 01:25:11,879
♪ But last night the plans
for a future war ♪
1323
01:25:11,913 --> 01:25:15,650
♪ Was all I saw
on Channel Four ♪
1324
01:25:15,683 --> 01:25:20,420
♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪
1325
01:25:20,454 --> 01:25:24,424
♪ Unite and take over ♪
1326
01:25:24,458 --> 01:25:27,194
♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪
1327
01:25:27,227 --> 01:25:32,199
♪ Hand it over, hand it over,
hand it over ♪
1328
01:26:17,812 --> 01:26:20,581
♪ A heartless hand
on my shoulder ♪
1329
01:26:20,615 --> 01:26:22,550
♪ A push and it's over ♪
1330
01:26:22,583 --> 01:26:24,819
♪ Alabaster crashes down ♪
1331
01:26:24,852 --> 01:26:26,988
♪ Six months is a long time ♪
1332
01:26:27,021 --> 01:26:31,358
♪ Tried living in the real world
instead of a shell ♪
1333
01:26:31,391 --> 01:26:33,828
♪ But before I began ♪
1334
01:26:33,861 --> 01:26:39,499
♪ I was bored
before I even began ♪
1335
01:26:39,534 --> 01:26:43,871
♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪
1336
01:26:43,905 --> 01:26:47,842
♪ Unite and take over ♪
1337
01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:52,647
♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪
1338
01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:56,617
♪ Unite and take over ♪
1339
01:26:56,651 --> 01:27:01,388
♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪
1340
01:27:01,421 --> 01:27:05,459
♪ Unite and take over ♪
1341
01:27:05,492 --> 01:27:08,361
♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪
1342
01:27:08,395 --> 01:27:12,734
♪ Take over ♪
1343
01:27:15,996 --> 01:27:20,996
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