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[sound of running, panting]
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* [Christmas music] *
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[laughter]
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>> It's been said that my best
quality is my sense of humour.
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>> Uh-uh.
I've been watching how you act
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at school and your best quality
is that you're all man,
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head to toe, stem to stern.
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>> Aw...
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[panting]
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I wish this date didn't have
to end, but Christmas Eve
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is tomorrow and I guess you'll
be spending it with your family.
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>> Ah, I don't have
any family left.
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We McCarthy's have
had a run of bad luck,
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avalanches, stampedes and,
recently, attacked by sharks...?
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But Nana Esther
went down fighting.
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>> Wow, that's really
good to hear...
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I mean, because maybe you'd want
to spend Christmas Eve with me.
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>> Let's.
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***
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>> AHHH!
[pow!]
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[tires screech]
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AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
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>> It's okay, Stockley.
It was just a scarecrow.
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AHHHH! AHHHH!
AHHHH! AHHHH!
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>> Snap out of it!
It was just a stupid scarecrow.
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It's all right.
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Ah...AHHH! AHHH!
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AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
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>> Forget it.
I'm calling a cab.
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[Stockley continues screaming]
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[squish]
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***
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***
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Ohhh...ahhh...
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Oh.
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Linda!
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Come back!
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I'm all man again.
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Linda!
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***
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***
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***
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***
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***
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***
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Jake >> Aw, Phoebe,
an early Christmas present?
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You shouldn't have.
But since you did...
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>> Uh-uh.
Here's the deal, Jake.
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One of these Christmas
presents is amazing,
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and one of them stinks.
>> They'll average each
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other out.
>> Which one you get depends
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on what you give me
tomorrow for Christmas.
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Hint: It better
be an Ickie Doll.
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>> A who?
>> A red Ickie Doll.
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I've told you a million times.
>> Oh yeah, right.
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I got you one, don't worry.
It's taken care of.
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>> Really?
You got me an Ickie Doll?
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Jake >> Um-hum.
>> A real Ickie Doll?
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That's so great!
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Because they've been sold
out everywhere for weeks.
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And if you had to
actually get one now,
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it would require a huge
effort on your part.
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>> Effort.
Ouch.
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So, what's the good
present exactly?
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[slap]
>> It depends.
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If you get me the red
Ickie Doll, shown here,
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your present is something
I spent months collecting
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special codes to get.
But if you do what you did
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last year and re-gift
a pair of sock from Grandma...
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>> Special codes?
You got me the Super
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GameStation Seven?
>> I've already said too much.
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I swear, Jake, you better
have gotten me an Ickie Doll.
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And if you haven't, you'll get
the bad gift and it won't be
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returnable and I'll cry to Mom
and Dad until they make you
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wear it in public.
And if you think I'm kidding,
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try me.
>> Gotta go.
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Merry Christmas.
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>> Boys are so easily trained.
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>> [voice cracks]
Hi, Linda.
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[deep voice] Hey, baby.
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[dialing beeps]
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[phone rings]
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Linda [on answering machine]
>> If you're a real man,
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leave your message at the tone.
If you're a screaming Mimi,
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don't even bother.
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[beep]
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* [Christmas music] *
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[door rattles]
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>> They open in five minutes.
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What are you doing here?
>> Ickie Doll, for Phoebe.
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Hayley >> Okay, me too.
My mom collects them.
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I tried to buy one last week.
They sold out in less
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than 10 minutes.
Jake >> Are you kidding me?
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What do these things do?
Play music? Fly?
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>> Not everything has to be
electronic to be cool, Jake.
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>> [coughs] Wrong.
>> Ickie Dolls, it's all
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about the experience.
You get to adopt them,
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name them.
They even have a pen-pal
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program where your Ickie Doll
can write to other
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Ickie Dolls in other countries.
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Hey, where is everybody?
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Jake >> "In order to protect
the safety of our store
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employees, we have decided
to sell the Ickie Dolls
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straight from the truck.
Good luck, Merry Christmas
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and please donate to the
Jim Needs A New Eye Fund."
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***
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[shouting crowd]
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>> This is a disaster.
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Jim >> Okay, people,
calm down, okay?
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Just calm down.
Pushing and shoving
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seems like a fun idea
until someone loses an eye.
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And it's not just
an expression, hmm?
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>> Let's make a pact.
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Whoever gets to the front
of the line first, buys two.
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>> Deal.
>> Come get your Ickie Dolls!
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Let's do this!
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[crowd cheers]
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>> Excuse me.
Excuse...excuse...
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Pardon me.
Jim >> There you go.
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There you go.
Jake >> Excuse me.
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[whack]
Oomph! Ahh...
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[crowd cheers and shouts]
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***
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Jim >> I'm sorry, but we
are out of Ickie Dolls.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
It's not my fault.
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I just want to go
back to my family.
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Easy, little one.
Easy, easy.
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Back off!
Let go!
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>> Ah-ha, awesome.
Where's mine?
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>> Sorry, Hayley,
this was the last one.
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I know how much you really
want this for your mom, so...
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if you ever want to talk about
your feelings of not getting it,
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I'm here for you.
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Hee hee hee!
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>> I'm just saying, keeping
the doll wasn't very
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Christmassy of you.
>> It's totally Christmas...
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very Scrooge.
It's like your mom's getting
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a visit from the ghost of
You're An Adult And Wasting
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Your Life With Stupid Dolls.
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Whoa!
Felix, what did you do?
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>> Felix Navidad!
Welcome, to the annual live
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webcast of the Felix Garcia
Christmas Spectacular,
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starting in only six hours.
Can you believe it's my
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sixth year singing Christmas
carols to puppets?
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>> Yes.
Yes, I can.
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Felix >> And this year I added
a little something something.
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A big Christmas song
medley on the accordion.
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Is that awesome or what?
Check out my special guest.
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[click]
Robot voice >> Ho ho ho!
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>> Santa.
Robot >> Move to the center
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of the room and prepare
to be searched.
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[whack whack]
Felix >> Sorry, he's a modified
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guard-bot.
I've still got some
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bugs to work out.
>> If you're using
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the guard-bot, who's
guarding the monsters?
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>> That's what
the Gleegor's for.
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[gurgles]
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When there's trouble,
he emits an noxious smell.
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[Jake sniffs]
>> I think there's trouble.
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>> A different noxious smell.
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>> Well, I'm going to go
wrap this thing.
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Merry Christmas.
Hee hee hee.
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Stockley >> Looking good, Felix.
>> Oh, thanks, Mr. Stockley.
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This year's going
to be a great show.
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You're watching, right?
>> Well, I, uh...
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was hoping to get
a second date with Linda,
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to tell you the truth.
Felix >> Why don't you guys
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watch it together.
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>> Yes.
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Hayley >> Oh, Mr. Stockley,
I found this residue
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on a truck at Maxi-Mart.
Stockley >> Oh, that looks bad.
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I'll run it through
the master spectrometer.
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Robot >> Freeze!
On your knees now, buddy.
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Remove all weapons from
your shopping cart at once.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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>> Let me ask you,
what do women like better,
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chocolates or flowers?
>> Depends on what you're
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trying to communicate.
Are you trying to say,
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"I'm fun and playful",
or are you trying
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to say, "I love you."
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>> I'm trying to say, "I'm
sorry I screamed like a little
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girl in front of you but would
you give me second chance
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or at least stop
hanging up on me."
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>> Ouch.
Okay, uh...
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flowers, chocolates
and most likely a trip,
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maybe a cruise to Mexico.
>> Hm.
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Hayley >> But mostly,
I think you need to get
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your confidence back.
That's what women
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really like anyway.
Felix >> So true.
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They like a guy
who takes charge.
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Hayley, screw driver, now!
Never mind, I'll get it myself.
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[clunk]
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>> Interesting.
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Well, it looks like the spore
sample that you collected comes
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from a Vapor monster, a green,
parasitic fog that takes over
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an inanimate host and brings it
to life when the sun goes down.
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>> Oh, no.
[finger snap] >> That must be
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how that scarecrow
ran in front of my car.
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That's what ruined
my date with Linda.
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Felix >> I thought your
crying ruined your date?
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Stockley >> I was not crying!
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I was screaming
like a little girl.
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Hayley >> Jewelry...
and a day at the spa.
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Felix >> So, what
was in the truck?
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>> Ickie Dolls.
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>> Hayley, what are
you doing here?
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>> This doll is infected
by a Vapor monster.
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>> It took me
forever to wrap that.
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>> No kidding.
This doll could hurt you.
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Or worse...Phoebe!
I have to take it
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back to headquarters
for testing.
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>> Oh ho ho, yeah, nice try.
We both know the doll
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isn't gonna...
[swoosh!]
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[snarls]
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>> Ah! Whoa!
Oh no!
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Jake >> AHHH! AHHH!
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AHHH...
GET IT OFF ME!
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AHHH! AHHH!
AHHHH! HELP!
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[Jake screams]
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>> OW!
AHHHH!
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AHHHH!
[wham!]
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[Jake groans, doll gurgles]
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[whack, crash!]
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[Jake pants]
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[doll snarls]
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[doll gurgles]
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Phoebe >> What's all
the noise about?
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[thumps on can]
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My present!
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Did you bite him?
>> No.
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Phoebe >> You bit my brother
to try to steal my
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super cool gift, the one year
that he actually tried...
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>> I didn't bite him.
We were...
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making out.
Ha.
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>> You think I'm an idiot?
>> It's not that crazy.
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Phoebe >> Whatever,
play your little game,
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but I'm watching you.
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***
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[doll rattles in can]
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[doll screeches]
[rattle increases]
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>> So, Santa, tell me,
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what's it like travelling
at near light speed?
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Robot >> Well, Felix, it's...
[splat]
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[fizzles]
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Halt! You have an unauthorized
ginger bread!
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You must unload your
weapon immediately!
247
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,228
>> Great, great story, Santa.
[zap!] Ahhh!
248
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,296
Robot >> This is your
final warning!
249
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,165
>> Let's go to the phones.
[thud]
250
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:51,939
[thumps in can]
251
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,007
Jake >> What are we going
to do with this thing?
252
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,976
>> Here, here, here.
I'll take it.
253
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,978
Okay, I'm going to put
this in lockdown.
254
00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,980
And you check...
[thumps in can]
255
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,415
You check TroopGrid for the
adoption registry that way
256
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,617
we will know everyone who got
a doll off the truck today.
257
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,854
Okay?
Okay.
258
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:11,591
[can thumps]
259
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:16,196
[doll screeches]
[can thumps]
260
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,966
[computer beeps]
261
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,634
[clatter of can]
[doll grumbles]
262
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,204
[computer beeps]
263
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,406
Hayley >> Uh!
[doll snarls]
264
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,309
[printer whirs]
265
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,378
[sigh]
266
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,346
>> That is a massive list.
[beeps]
267
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,382
Hayley >> Well, yeah,
but we don't know how many
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of the dolls are infected.
With luck, it'll only
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00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:40,187
be one or two.
>> And with no luck?
270
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,455
>> Don't think like that,
it's Christmas.
271
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,391
Stockley >> Hey, guys.
Jake >> We're going to
272
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:47,060
round up some Ickie Dolls.
>> And I need a little privacy.
273
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,530
I'm going to call Linda again.
>> I'd rather be us.
274
00:13:50,597 --> 00:14:01,374
***
275
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,443
[dialing beeps]
276
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,380
>> Hello, Linda.
277
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:12,252
[doll snarls]
278
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:15,622
AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
279
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:19,726
AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
280
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:28,168
[murmur of students]
281
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,437
Linda!
You're looking particularly
282
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,505
lovely today.
283
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,441
>> Thank you.
Excuse me.
284
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,543
Stockley >> Uh...before you go,
285
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,379
I wanted to say
something to you.
286
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,481
>> I'm listening.
287
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,817
>> Well I could say that last
night was not the real me
288
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,820
and that, well, I've had
a phobia of scarecrows since
289
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,557
this horrible Wizard of Oz
themed birthday party.
290
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,592
And I could say that
I'm a brave man.
291
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,963
But I'm hoping that you'll
agree that just talking to you
292
00:14:56,029 --> 00:15:00,000
after what was the most
embarrassing date of my life,
293
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,635
if proof of my courage
294
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:06,039
and I think you should
give me another chance.
295
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:09,576
>> I guess, it does take some
guts to show your face
296
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,345
after that scream fest
on the highway.
297
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,182
>> You don't know, girl.
>> All right, let's vanquish
298
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,817
this together and then
see how that goes.
299
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,987
>> I'd like that.
300
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,989
[school bell rings]
After you.
301
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,893
>> So, what happened
to you anyway?
302
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,662
>> I had a fight with a doll.
303
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:40,607
***
304
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:46,479
[paper rustles]
[doll gurgles]
305
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:54,021
[loud rustling]
[doll snarls]
306
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:57,624
Jake >> Ah! Ah! Ah!
[doll shrieks]
307
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,559
[muffled shrieks]
Whew!
308
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,795
Stevie >> You're not Santa.
309
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:06,833
>> Ah, no no no.
We're here to help Santa.
310
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,036
>> You're stealing my toys!
Hayley >> No one
311
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,937
is stealing anything.
>> I'm going to tell on you.
312
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,939
>> No one likes a tattle tale!
313
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,042
And you are just
a heart beat away
314
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:18,711
from being put on
the 'naughty' list.
315
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:23,550
[doll grumbles]
316
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,552
>> I won't tell!
I won't tell!
317
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:31,858
[doll snarls]
318
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,294
>> Watch out!
[doll shrieks]
319
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,429
>> You're fine.
Everything is going
320
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,232
to be just fine.
>> Why are you fighting my toys?
321
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,201
>> We're not
fighting your toys.
322
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:44,937
Jake and I are two
of Santa's elves.
323
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,939
>> Kinda big, aren't ya?
>> You want to hear the rest
324
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,841
of this or not, kid?
>> Fine.
325
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:52,712
>> You see, Santa sent us
especially to your house
326
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,848
to make sure your toys
are just perfect.
327
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:58,518
Jake >> Just...60...
more...to go.
328
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,720
Mother >> Stevie!
What are you doing down there?
329
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,889
Better not be opening presents.
330
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,891
Stevie >> I'm just
talking to Santa's elves!
331
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,227
Mother >> I swear, if I
have to come down there.
332
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:11,431
Stevie >> Okay, Mom,
I'm going back to bed.
333
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,966
She's not coming down.
>> If you don't do
334
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,936
as your mother says, me,
and a bunch of other elves
335
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,938
are going to come back
to your room at night
336
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:22,342
and replace all your toys
with books.
337
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:26,679
>> Eep!
[boy sobs]
338
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:31,151
[CRASH!]
[burst of accordion sound]
339
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,486
[doll sighs]
340
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,258
Hayley >> Here!
341
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,997
Well, wait!
How'd you do that?
342
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,933
>> The accordion must
calm them or something.
343
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,935
>> Can you play?
>> No, but I know
344
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,037
somebody who does.
345
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:58,845
* And that's how Christmas
came to Portugaaaa... *
346
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,813
[takes a breath]
* ...aaaal. *
347
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,882
[claps]
So fun.
348
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:06,153
No idea if it's true.
[phone rings]
349
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:09,289
Excellent, our first caller.
Felix Noel!
350
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,191
Jake >> We have
an emergency, Felix.
351
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,226
We need you and your accordion.
352
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,264
[chuckle]
353
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,399
>> I can't leave now.
I'm about to tell the story
354
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,601
of the first Christmas Special.
>> You have to come.
355
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,736
The Ickie Dolls have turned
vicious, but accordion music
356
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,705
subdues them.
>> But my fans,
357
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,774
they'll be crushed.
Jake >> Felix!
358
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,742
There were a hundred dolls
in that truck today.
359
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,711
It's about to get very ugly.
>> Fine!
360
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,281
I'll be there.
361
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:46,626
* [accordion - Oh, Holy Night] *
362
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:53,733
* [accordion - Oh, Holy Night] *
363
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:58,070
[dolls murmur]
[accordion plays]
364
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,207
>> My mom always told me
playing an accordion
365
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,375
leads to greatness.
I can't wait to tell her
366
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,711
about this...
and then Snark her.
367
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,779
>> Well, you saved
Christmas, Felix.
368
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,748
>> Yeah, good choice
of instrument.
369
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,284
It really attracts evil
like nothing else.
370
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,356
Stockley >> Hey, you guys okay?
You need some help?
371
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,358
Please say no.
I got a big date
372
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,360
to get ready for tomorrow.
I've already got the corn chips
373
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,662
and egg nog.
Jake >> Mr. Stockley,
374
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,831
we saved Christmas. [ping!]
>> Oh!
375
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,033
[music ends]
376
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,269
[dolls gurgle and chirp]
377
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,938
>> Oh, here...
378
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:37,143
[dolls snarl]
379
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,646
Plug it in already!
Hayley >> I'm trying!
380
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,749
[crashes]
381
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:48,821
[doll shriek]
382
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,291
>> AHHH! AHHH!
AHHH! AHHH!
383
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,293
Felix >> White with white,
red with red.
384
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:58,731
[Stockley screams]
[dolls snarl]
385
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,801
[speaker hums]
>> Whew.
386
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,036
Felix >> Try to work
as a team here, huh?
387
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:12,078
* [accordion music] *
388
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:15,682
Jake >> Let's get these
things back to HQ.
389
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,650
>> Yeah, I would hate for
Felix to have canceled
390
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,953
his Christmas Spectacular
webcast show for nothing.
391
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:25,258
>> Oh, it's not canceled.
392
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:32,198
* ...In sin and error pining *
393
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,501
* 'Til He appear'd *
394
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:41,508
* And the soul felt its worth *
395
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,977
* A thrill of hope *
396
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:50,149
* The weary world rejoices *
397
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:53,520
* [accordion] *
* For yonder breaks *
398
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:58,358
* a new and glorious morn *
399
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:04,631
* Fall on your knees.... *
400
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,400
[door slams]
Hayley >> Felix, you did it!
401
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,336
Jake >> Yeah, that was great.
Maybe next year
402
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,671
you'll learn a second song.
403
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,640
[keypad beeps]
404
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:19,211
[fizzle]
405
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:28,688
* [carol singing] *
406
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:32,359
Felix >> Oh, and
Christmas is saved!
407
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,361
Hayley >> Nothing is saved
until we rewrap
408
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,363
and return all these Ickies
to their rightful owners.
409
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,365
>> Are you kidding?
The sun comes up
410
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:41,033
in less than two hours.
>> I hope you're a fast wrapper.
411
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:44,036
Felix >> Wait, you can't
go out looking like that.
412
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:47,440
[rustling]
413
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:50,443
***
414
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:54,080
Ho ho ho!
It's my Santa impression.
415
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:59,386
Phoebe >> Jake!
Thank you! Thank you!
416
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,521
Thank you!
I love my new Ickie Doll.
417
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,490
>> Hey.
Phoebe >> You even dressed up
418
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,825
as Santa!
You're the best brother ever.
419
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:08,194
For once, you deserve
the good gift.
420
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,998
***
421
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:17,404
>> Socks!
[fingers snap]
422
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,639
>> I must have given Dad
the GameStation by mistake.
423
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:21,541
Dad >> Whoa!
This game rocks!
424
00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:24,477
Thanks, Phoebe!
425
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:27,814
[horn blares]
426
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:39,158
>> Merry Christmas.
>> Merry Christmas to you.
427
00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:42,429
I got you something.
>> Aw, you shouldn't have.
428
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:45,297
>> Just open it.
429
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:53,440
>> AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
430
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,908
>> Don't call me.
431
00:22:55,975 --> 00:23:02,081
[screams continue]
432
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:04,884
[distant screams]
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