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♪ KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY ♪
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(Rockefeller)
WE THE KNIGHTS, BABY.
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PEOPLE...
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INSIDE THIS SAFE LIES NOT ONLY
A $1.5 MILLION DIAMOND RING,
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STOLEN WITH GREAT SKILL
AND DEFTITUDE FROM RAY ROMANO,
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BUT ALSO THE CULMINATION
OF EVERYTHING
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THAT WE,
THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY,
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HAVE PURSUED TOGETHER
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OVER THESE VERY MANY LONG
AND CHALLENGING MONTHS.
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ROCKEFELLER?
HUH? OH, SORRY.
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LAST NIGHT AT 1:00 A.M.,
I STARTED WATCHING
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"CITY SLICKERS II:
THE LEGEND OF CURLY'S GOLD."
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COULDN'T TURN
THE DAMN THING OFF.
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GOOD MOVIE. IT JUST WORKS.
(Squatch) SORRY TO INTERRUPT
EBERT AND ROEPER OVER HERE,
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BUT CAN WE GET DOWN
TO THE BUSINESS
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OF CRACKING OPEN THIS SAFE?
(Esperanza) YES,
BECAUSE WHEN WE OPEN IT...
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(singsong voice) WE'RE GONNA GET
RICH! WE'RE GONNA GET RICH!
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COME ON, LOUIS.
SHAKE IT UP WITH MAMA.
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WE'RE GONNA GET RICH!
WE'RE GONNA GET RICH!
YEAH, LISTEN, I LOVE
THE FESTIVITIES AS MUCH
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AS EVERYBODY ELSE. I JUST--LET'S
LET MR. SQUACIERI DO HIS THANG,
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SHALL WE?
OKAY,
NOW I'M GONNA NEED SILENCE.
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52.
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(whispers) ALREADY?
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31.
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44.
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15.
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16.
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2...
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15 AGAIN.
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(Eugene) UH, SQUATCH?
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YEAH?
I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
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NONE AT ALL.
(groans)
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LOT OF CLICKS.
NOTHING OPENING.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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IT APPEARS THAT IF WE'RE
GONNA OPEN THIS THING UP,
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE
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A MORE, UH...
SCIENTIFIC APPROACH.
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(blues music playing)
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(man) ♪ I'M A SAFECRACKER,
DARLING ♪
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♪ WANNA PICK THE LOCK OF LOVE ♪
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♪ I'M A SAFECRACKER ♪
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♪ AND I WANNA
PICK THE LOCK OF LOVE ♪
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OH!
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♪ WHEN I USE MY SPECIAL TOOLS ♪
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♪ I DON'T HAVE
TO PUSH AND SHOVE ♪
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(brakes squeal)
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AAH!
♪ YOU SEE,
I PACK A HEFTY CHARGE ♪
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♪ IT'S SURE
TO BLOW ALL YOUR LOCKS OFF ♪
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WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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WHAT ARE YOU--
WHAT THE HELL?
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SCIENCE HAS FAILED US.
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WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
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WITCHCRAFT?
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WE'RE AIN'T NEVER GETTING
INTO THAT SAFE.
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CHIEF, I GOT AN IDEA.
WHAT IF WE WERE TO ENLIST
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THE HELP OF A PROFESSIONAL?
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A PROFESSIONAL WHAT?
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A PROFESSIONAL CRIMINAL.
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UH, WE ARE PROFESSIONAL
CRIMINALS. HELLO!
YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW.
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BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE
OUT THERE THAT HAVE BEEN
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AT THIS A LITTLE LONGER
THAN WE HAVE, OKAY?
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PEOPLE WHO SPECIALIZE
IN THIS TYPE OF SITUATION.
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YES.
WE NEED A SAFECRUNCHER.
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WELL, DO YOU GUYS THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA
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TO BRING SOME HARD-ASS THUG
INTO THE MIX?
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I MEAN,
THAT SEEMS KIND OF DANGEROUS.
WELL,
WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO?
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WE NEED HELP.
BESIDES, WOULD IT KILL US
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TO WIDEN OUR SOCIAL CIRCLE
A LITTLE BIT?
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FRANKLY, YOU PEOPLE
ARE STARTING TO BORE ME.
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(Squatch) YEAH,
IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE ASKING
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TO ADD ANOTHER KNIGHT
INTO THE ROSTER.
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WE JUST NEED SOMEBODY WHO
CAN GIVE US A LITTLE ADVICE.
I DON'T KNOW.
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LOUIS? ROCK? YOU GUYS
THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA?
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WHATEVER YOU THINK IS BEST,
MR. GURKIN.
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(snores)
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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO FIND US A PRO.
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(Eugene)
WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE
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THIS PLACE IS A HANGOUT
FOR CRIMINALS?
BECAUSE AT LEAST FIVE TIMES
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I'VE PICKED GUYS UP HERE,
AND THEY'VE ROBBED ME
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AT KNIFEPOINT, GUNPOINT
OR A COMBINATION OF THE TWO.
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AND YET YOU KEEP
PICKING THEM UP.
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ONLY THE WHITE ONES.
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JUST KIDDING,
MY BROTHER. (laughs)
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(lowers voice)
NOT KIDDING.
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♪♪♪
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SHOULD I LOSE
THE ARGYLE SWEATER?
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OKAY, GUYS. GATHER AROUND.
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THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOMEONE IN HERE
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WHO KNOWS HOW
TO CRACK A SAFE, OKAY?
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OUR OBJECTIVE
IS TO FIND HIM.
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EXCUSE ME? UH, WHAT IF
THIS HYPOTHETICAL HIM
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IS A COLD-BLOODED MURDERER?
WELL, WE DON'T WANNA GET
MIXED UP WITH NO MURDERERS.
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JUST THANK HIM FOR HIS TIME
AND MOVE ON.
WHAT IF HE'S
JUST AN ATTEMPTED MURDERER?
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ALSO UNACCEPTABLE.
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WE WANT SOMEONE THAT
CAN FINISH WHAT HE STARTS.
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ALL RIGHT. LET'S FAN OUT
AND MEET THE CANDIDATES.
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BUT ACT LIKE YOU BELONG,
'CAUSE GUYS LIKE THIS--
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THEY CAN SMELL WEAKNESS
A MILE AWAY.
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♪♪♪
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WHAT CAN I SAY?
I LOVE STEALING.
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DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GENETIC
OR ENVIRONMENT,
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BUT, UM... (laughs)
DON'T REALLY CARE.
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LOVE IT, LOVE IT,
LOVE IT.
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I AM A CON ARTIST.
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I SWINDLE LONELY OLD WIDOWS
OUT OF THEIR FORTUNES
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USING NOTHING MORE THAN
MY PERSONAL MAGNETISM
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AND MY SILVER TONGUE.
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ME, TOO!
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I GOT 15 STRIKES.
HOW MANY YOU GOT?
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THE MOST YOU CAN GET IS THREE.
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WELL,
I'VE GOT FIVE ALIASES--
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MICHAEL, JERMAINE, MARLON,
JACKIE AND TITO.
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AH, BEER.
MY FIRST ONE IN THREE YEARS.
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IT WAS THE THING
I MISSED MOST
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WHEN I WAS ON THE INSIDE.
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(laughs)
WHAT ABOUT ME?
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(laughs) OH,
I MISSED YOU, TOO, BABY.
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YEAH, OH, YEAH.
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I'M GONNA MAKE SUCH
SWEET LOVE TO YOU TONIGHT.
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OOH, WE'RE GONNA
BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM, HUH?
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(laughs)
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NICE INK. I WAS THINKING
OF GETTING A TATTOO MYSELF--
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"NUMBER 42."
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IT'S A JOKE FROM "HITCHHIKER'S
GUIDE TO THE GALAXY."
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DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE, UH...
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THEY ASK THIS, UH, COMPUTER,
"WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
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AND IT TELLS THEM
"THE NUMBER 42."
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(laughs) PRETTY FUNNY.
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USUALLY
WE LIKE TO HIT A BANK
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AND THEN LIE LOW
FOR A WHILE.
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SOMETIMES
WE EVEN STRING TOGETHER
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A BUNCH OF CRIMES
INTO A SPREE.
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(laughs)
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
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NOTHING LIKE A GOOD SPREE.
MAKES YOU FEEL SO ALIVE.
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(man)
WHERE'D YOU DO YOUR TIME?
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UH...
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UH, DANNEMORA?
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IT WAS FEATURED
ON "LAW & ORDER."
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DANNEMORA?
I JUST LEFT THERE.
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I NEVER SEEN YOU
OUT IN THE YARD.
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OH, OH, YEAH, THE YARD.
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WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE I, UH,
SPENT ALL MY TIME IN THE HOLE.
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ALL YOUR TIME
IN THE HOLE?
WELL, I WAS IN THE HOT BOX,
TOO.
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I MEAN, I WAS MOSTLY HOLE,
HOT BOX, HOT BOX, HOLE...
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GET OUT OF THE HOLE,
BACK IN THE HOT BOX.
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I MEAN, IT WAS NO PICNIC,
BELIEVE YOU ME.
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AND FOR WHAT?
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HE'S NOT EVEN
REHABILITATED.
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(inhales) NAME'S EUGENE.
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HECTOR.
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ALL RIGHT, HECTOR.
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU
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TO MY PARTNERS IN CRIME.
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NOW I CALL THEM THIS
BECAUSE WE DO CRIMES TOGETHER.
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THAT'S LOUIS,
GARY, SQUATCH AND--
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TITO.
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GUYS, HECTOR IS A THIEF
AMONG THIEVES, OKAY?
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HE'S DONE BANK JOBS,
BRINK'S JOBS,
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ALL KINDS OF JOBS.
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SO, HECTOR,
THAT PROBABLY MAKES YOU
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KIND OF AN EXPERT IN,
UH, DOORS AND LOCKS--
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CAN YOU OPEN A SAFE?
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YEAH, I CAN OPEN A DAMN SAFE.
WHY? YOU GOT ONE?
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YES, WE DO, WITH A DIAMOND
INSIDE--BIG AS A MANGO.
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OR SHOULD I SAY VERY SMALL?
TINY.
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LIKE THE KIND YOU FIND
ON A RECORD PLAYER NEEDLE.
SO DO YOU GUYS NEED SOMETHING?
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
HERE'S THE DEAL, HECTOR.
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WE DO HAVE A SAFE.
WE JUST CAN'T OPEN IT.
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AND WE WERE HOPING MAYBE
YOU COULD GIVE US SOME TIPS.
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YEAH,
LET'S GO TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
UH, "LOOK"?
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(laughs) SEE, UM, WE WERE
THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD
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GIVE US SOME POINTERS
RIGHT HERE.
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I GOTTA SEE THE DAMN THING
TO HELP YOU GUYS.
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OKAY. LET'S GO... (laughs)
TAKE A LOOK-SEE.
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LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT THIS DAMN THING. (laughs)
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HEY, HECTOR, NO OFFENSE,
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BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO PAT YOU DOWN, OKAY?
YEAH, SURE. BE MY GUEST.
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WHAT, ARE YOU GUYS JEWISH
OR SOMETHIN'?
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(Louis) NO, UM, BUT YOU KNOW,
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I'VE ALWAYS REALLY
ADMIRED THEIR VIEWS
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ON, UH,
CHARITY, EDUCATION, FAMILY.
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(laughs) GUESS YOU COULD SAY
I'M A JEW FOR JESUS.
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WHAT'S WITH THE T-SHIRTS?
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OH, I-I, UH...
I LIKE A LAYERED LOOK.
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WHAT THE HELL ARE
THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY?
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NOTHING.
IT'S JUST A, UH,
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BAND THAT WE PLAY IN
ON THE SIDE,
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YOU KNOW, WHEN WE'RE
NOT DOING CRIMES.
WE SOUND LIKE AN EARLY,
UH, LOGGINS AND MESSINA.
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WE ROCK.
YEAH.
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HEY, TITO, ARE YOU DONE YET?
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HE'S CLEAN.
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OKAY, APPARENTLY,
YOU'RE CLEAN.
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SHALL WE DO BUSINESS,
GENTLEMEN, PLEASE?
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ALL RIGHT.
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THERE SHE IS.
(Hector whistles)
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16-GAUGE STEEL.
RECESSED HINGES.
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TWO LIVE LOCKING BOLTS.
(Esperanza)
HOW DO WE BUST IT?
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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY--
NEED A PLASMA CUTTER.
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WHAT'S A PLASMA CUTTER?
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IT'S KIND OF
A LIKE A BLOWTORCH,
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ONLY SUPER HOT--
CUT THROUGH ANYTHING.
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"PLASMA CUTTER."
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WHERE CAN WE BUY ONE?
BUY ONE?
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AIN'T FOR SALE.
GONNA HAVE TO STEAL ONE.
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HOW COME?
TAKES A SPECIAL LICENSE
TO GET ONE.
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ONLY PROFESSIONAL
WELDING SHOPS CAN GET 'EM.
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WELL, THAT SUCKS.
LUCKY FOR YOU, I KNOW
A PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET ONE.
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MY COUSIN USED TO WORK THERE.
HE CAN BOOST IT--NO PROBLEM.
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YOU WOULD DO THAT FOR US,
HECTOR?
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YOU WOULD HELP US LIKE THAT?
THAT IS SO DAMN NICE OF YOU!
HEY, I'M NOT DOING THIS
FOR CHARITY.
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WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE,
THE KIWANIS CLUB?
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OH, NO, I'M SORRY.
I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND.
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OF COURSE. I APOLOGIZE.
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EVERYONE DESERVES TO GET PAID.
I MEAN, YOU PUT IN YOUR TIME,
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YOUR EXPERTISE, EQUIPMENT,
UH, GAS TO AND FROM...
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UH, HOW DOES $50 SOUND?
I WANT HALF
OF WHAT'S IN THAT SAFE.
216
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,062
HALF? BUT THERE'S SIX OF US
AND ONE OF YOU,
217
00:10:04,064 --> 00:10:07,154
AND WE'VE BEEN AT THIS
FOR MONTHS!
OKAY, FORGET IT.
218
00:10:07,147 --> 00:10:09,107
LISTEN, MY FRIEND.
HERE'S THE DEAL--$1,000.
219
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,819
WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR A PARTNER.
220
00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:13,031
YOU TAKE IT,
OR WE GO LOOKING FOR
221
00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:15,833
ONE OF THOSE COSMIC PLATTERS
WITHOUT YOU.
222
00:10:19,039 --> 00:10:21,119
IT'S A DEAL.
223
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,241
MUCHAS GRACIAS.
224
00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:29,546
IT'S AN OLD WELDING SHOP
ON VERNON.
225
00:10:29,549 --> 00:10:31,749
THEY GOT EVERYTHING WE NEED.
226
00:10:31,752 --> 00:10:35,022
NOW YOU ALL KNOW HOW TO CLIMB
RAZOR WIRE, RIGHT?
227
00:10:35,015 --> 00:10:37,015
THE BUTTS FAMILY
AREN'T CLIMBERS.
228
00:10:37,017 --> 00:10:39,017
WELL, MAYBE WE COULD, UH,
229
00:10:39,019 --> 00:10:41,349
USE BOLT CUTTERS
TO CUT THROUGH THE FENCE.
230
00:10:41,351 --> 00:10:44,941
YEAH, THAT'LL WORK.
SO WE GO THROUGH THE FENCE,
231
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,685
GET TO THIS RECEIVING ROOM DOOR,
232
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:49,857
PRY THAT OPEN...
BOOM. WE'RE INSIDE.
233
00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:52,690
BOOM. I LOVE IT.
SO EFFICIENT.
234
00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,703
THERE'S NO SECURITY
BETWEEN 1:00 AND 4:00 A.M.
235
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:57,695
I SAY WE HIT IT
TOMORROW NIGHT AT 2:00.
236
00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,988
OKAY, GOOD.
SOUNDS GOOD.
YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
237
00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:04,081
OKAY, Y'ALL GOT GUNS, RIGHT?
238
00:11:04,084 --> 00:11:05,964
(Eugene) UH...
239
00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:08,456
YEAH. YEAH, SURE.
OF COURSE, YEAH.
240
00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:10,168
UH, BUT THE THING IS--
241
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,210
UH, SEE, UH, OUR GUNS
ARE, UH, OUT BEING CLEANED.
242
00:11:13,213 --> 00:11:17,643
YEAH, THEY SAID THE END OF
NEXT WEEK THE EARLIEST, SO...
IT'S THE HOLIDAY CRUNCH.
243
00:11:17,637 --> 00:11:20,177
I HAVE THREE SEMIAUTOMATICS
244
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:24,140
AND A SINGLE-SHELL PISTOL
MADE OF HIGH-IMPACT PLASTIC.
245
00:11:24,144 --> 00:11:26,194
BRING 'EM.
246
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,646
I'LL TOSS MINE IN...
247
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,520
AND THAT MEANS
WE'RE ALL COVERED.
248
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:40,027
I'VE NEVER PATTED NOBODY
DOWN BEFORE.
249
00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:42,370
THERE'S ALL THESE
NOOKS AND CRANNIES.
250
00:11:44,244 --> 00:11:46,174
(Eugene) WOW, GUNS. (laughs)
251
00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:49,746
GUNS ARE GREAT. I LOVE GUNS! UM,
BUT I'M JUST CURIOUS, HECTOR--
252
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,380
UH, DO WE REALLY NEED
TO USE GUNS?
253
00:11:52,382 --> 00:11:54,002
'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU SAID
254
00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:56,014
THERE'D BE
NO SECURITY GUARDS TOMORROW.
THERE WON'T.
255
00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:59,046
BUT IF THERE IS, WE GOTTA BE
READY TO TAKE CONTROL.
256
00:11:59,049 --> 00:12:00,469
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
257
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:03,220
BUT I'M THINKING--AND--
AND BEFORE I SAY THIS,
258
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,403
LET ME JUST BACK UP
AND SAY THAT
259
00:12:05,395 --> 00:12:07,725
YOUR PLAN INVOLVING
THE GUNS--TERRIFIC.
260
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,977
YES, KUDOS ON THAT.
261
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,480
FANTASTICALLY THOUGHT-OUT.
262
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,611
BUT WHAT IF--
AND I'M JUST TALKING HERE
263
00:12:13,613 --> 00:12:15,743
AND SPINNING OFF THE TOP
OF MY HEAD, HUH?
264
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:19,155
WHAT IF INSTEAD OF SNEAKING IN
AT NIGHT WITH GUNS... (laughs)
265
00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:22,069
WE DECIDE TO WALK IN
DURING THE DAY WITHOUT GUNS?
266
00:12:22,072 --> 00:12:25,132
ARE YOU DRUNK?
DRUNK WITH A GREAT IDEA!
STAY WITH ME.
267
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,245
UM, ESPERANZA, CAN I HAVE
THAT CLIPBOARD, PLEASE?
268
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,457
SQUATCH, PLAY AN EMPLOYEE.
OKAY.
269
00:12:31,081 --> 00:12:34,041
DING-DONG.
OH, HELLO, EMPLOYEE.
270
00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:36,344
WHAT A LOVELY DAY
WE'RE HAVING TODAY.
271
00:12:36,336 --> 00:12:38,086
WHO ARE YOU?
272
00:12:38,088 --> 00:12:39,298
I'M THE INSPECTOR.
273
00:12:39,299 --> 00:12:41,219
I'M HERE TO INSPECT
THE PLASMA CUTTERS.
274
00:12:41,221 --> 00:12:43,141
YOU HAVE A CLIPBOARD.
COME ON IN.
275
00:12:43,143 --> 00:12:47,103
I WILL SHOW YOU
WHERE THEY ARE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
BOO-YA! (laughs)
276
00:12:47,097 --> 00:12:49,687
I'M THROUGH WITH THIS CRAP.
WHOA, WHOA! WAIT, HECTOR.
277
00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:52,059
THIS IS NONSENSE.
IT'S MY WAY, OR I'M OUT.
278
00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:55,612
MEET ME HERE TOMORROW
AT MIDNIGHT.
279
00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:58,445
(door slams)
280
00:13:01,571 --> 00:13:03,821
THIS THING REALLY WORKS.
281
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,914
(all shouting)
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
282
00:13:05,906 --> 00:13:07,206
(giggles)
283
00:13:15,005 --> 00:13:17,375
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE THE JUMP
284
00:13:17,377 --> 00:13:19,007
FROM ROBBER TO ARMED ROBBER.
285
00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:22,129
I WAS JUST GETTING USED
TO BEING A REGULAR ROBBER.
286
00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:24,982
MAYBE WE SHOULD TELL HECTOR,
"THANKS BUT NO, THANKS."
287
00:13:24,975 --> 00:13:27,385
I MEAN, CARRYING GUNS--
THAT'S NOT IN
288
00:13:27,387 --> 00:13:29,137
THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY
HANDBOOK.
289
00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:31,139
THAT MEANS LEAVING
A $1.5 MILLION ROCK
290
00:13:31,141 --> 00:13:32,771
INSIDE A SAFE.
291
00:13:32,772 --> 00:13:35,992
GUYS, WE MUST CUT BAIT
OR GET OFF THE POT.
292
00:13:35,986 --> 00:13:39,066
WE MUST TAKE THE GUNS
AND DO WHAT HECTOR SAYS.
293
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,739
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO GET OUR DREAMS.
294
00:13:41,741 --> 00:13:43,531
ESPERANZA'S RIGHT.
YOU KNOW, I'M NOTICING
295
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,663
THAT YOU AND I
ARE AGREEING A LOT LATELY.
296
00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:47,745
ARE YOU SENSING
A CERTAIN VIBE DEVELOPING,
297
00:13:47,747 --> 00:13:50,787
OR IS IT JUST ME?
298
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:54,000
LOOK, I HATE TO SAY THIS,
CHIEF, BUT THEY'RE RIGHT.
299
00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:56,844
NOW I KNOW CARRYING GUNS
MAY NOT BE IDEAL,
300
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,216
BUT WE ARE TOO CLOSE.
301
00:13:59,219 --> 00:14:01,919
WE GOTTA DO THIS.
302
00:14:05,425 --> 00:14:07,425
(sighs)
303
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:13,470
(Hector) ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
GIVE ME THOSE CUTTERS.
304
00:14:13,473 --> 00:14:16,073
UH, OKAY.
UH, QUICK QUESTION, THOUGH--
305
00:14:16,066 --> 00:14:18,066
UH, WHAT IF ONCE WE'RE INSIDE,
THE SECURITY GUARD
306
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:22,358
WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE OFF DUTY
IS ACTUALLY ON DUTY?
GUARD'S OFF DUTY.
307
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,982
UH, OKAY. THAT--THAT--
308
00:14:23,984 --> 00:14:26,874
THAT'S NOT EXACTLY PART
OF THE HYPOTHETICAL.
309
00:14:28,248 --> 00:14:30,248
(Hector) GIVE ME THAT PRY BAR.
310
00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:35,382
BIG GUY, COME ON.
GIVE ME A HAND.
311
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,795
(grunts)
312
00:14:37,797 --> 00:14:40,167
WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
313
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,170
JUST IN CASE
THE GUARD'S THERE.
314
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,172
BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID
315
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:47,184
THERE WASN'T GONNA BE
A GUARD IN THERE.
SHUT UP!
316
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,182
(Rockefeller) NO GUARD.
317
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:56,194
(Hector) TOLD YOU SO.
NOW LET'S GO.
318
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,186
(Squatch)
WE'RE ALMOST THERE, CHIEF.
319
00:14:59,439 --> 00:15:01,979
(metal clanging)
320
00:15:05,285 --> 00:15:07,525
(Hector)
COME ON. THIS IS IT.
321
00:15:10,991 --> 00:15:12,871
ALL RIGHT, HERE IT IS--
WELDING EQUIPMENT.
322
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,166
ALL RIGHT, HERE.
TAKE THAT.
323
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,921
GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE, TOO.
324
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,813
ALL RIGHT.
325
00:15:25,805 --> 00:15:27,345
(Esperanza)
LIFT WITH THE LEGS.
326
00:15:27,347 --> 00:15:29,967
WE'LL WHEEL IT AROUND BACK
TO THE LOADING DOCK,
327
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,180
THEN BRING YOUR CAR AROUND.
328
00:15:38,148 --> 00:15:40,558
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
329
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:44,060
UH... WE'RE INSPECTORS,
ACTUALLY.
330
00:15:44,064 --> 00:15:46,664
OH, GOSH.
WHERE'S MY CLIPBOARD?
331
00:15:46,656 --> 00:15:48,946
ALL RIGHT, NOBODY MOVE!
NOBODY!
332
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,118
DO WHAT HE SAYS!
333
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,870
DON'T SHOOT!
WE'RE JUST PARTYING!
334
00:15:51,871 --> 00:15:53,871
WELL,
THE PARTY'S OVER, MAN.
335
00:15:53,873 --> 00:15:55,383
LET'S GO! EVERYBODY, OUT!
(high-pitched wailing)
336
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:59,075
EVERYONE, GET OUT! MOVE!
SHUT THAT BROAD UP!
(continues wailing)
337
00:15:59,079 --> 00:16:02,379
SHUT UP.
ALL RIGHT, YOU! PULL THAT DOOR!
YOU GET ME SOME DUCT TAPE.
338
00:16:02,382 --> 00:16:04,462
GET DOWN! GET DOWN!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
339
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,684
TAKING CHARGE
OF THIS MESS.
340
00:16:06,676 --> 00:16:10,216
HERE. TIE THOSE TWO UP,
BACK TO BACK.
YES, SIR, MR. HECTOR.
341
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,090
OKAY, NOW THIS IS
HOW IT'S GONNA GO.
342
00:16:12,092 --> 00:16:14,722
TOUCH THAT,
AND YOU'RE DEAD.
343
00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:22,439
NO WAY!
344
00:16:22,442 --> 00:16:26,872
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IT'S OVER, HECTOR!
DROP THE GUN.
345
00:16:26,866 --> 00:16:29,986
WE'RE GONNA DO IT OUR WAY
FROM HERE ON IN.
346
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,372
I'M NOT KIDDING, HECTOR.
DROP IT.
347
00:16:34,374 --> 00:16:36,044
HE WAS GOING FOR THE ALARM!
348
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,786
DROP IT!
349
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,001
OKAY.
350
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,223
MY FRIENDS, STAY CALM.
351
00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:49,217
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR.
352
00:16:49,219 --> 00:16:52,339
WE ARE NONVIOLENT,
GENTLEMEN THIEVES,
353
00:16:52,342 --> 00:16:54,842
SO YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
354
00:16:54,844 --> 00:16:57,024
WE WILL BE EXITING HERE
355
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,726
IN A SINGLE FILE
AND ORDERLY FASHION,
356
00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,809
AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES
WILL A GUN BE FIRED,
357
00:17:01,811 --> 00:17:04,981
BECAUSE GENTLEMEN THIEVES
NEVER USE FIREARMS.
358
00:17:06,736 --> 00:17:08,736
(alarm ringing)
359
00:17:08,738 --> 00:17:10,198
WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?
360
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,200
I JUST IDENTIFIED MYSELF
AS A GENTLEMAN THIEF!
361
00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:15,213
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE,
CHIEF! COME ON!
362
00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:18,155
(Louis)
TAKE THE PLASMA CUTTER!
363
00:17:18,158 --> 00:17:20,328
HERE IT IS
WITH THE WELDING EQUIPMENT.
364
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,330
COME ON. PUSH.
THIS THING IS HEAVY.
365
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,050
ALL RIGHT.
THAT GOT A LITTLE DICEY,
366
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,171
BUT ONCE AGAIN,
WE HAVE SUCCEEDED.
367
00:17:34,174 --> 00:17:36,024
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
WE DID NOT VIOLATE
368
00:17:36,015 --> 00:17:38,095
ANY OF THE UNWRITTEN
KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY BYLAWS
369
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,638
IN THE PROCESS.
370
00:17:39,639 --> 00:17:42,519
NOW, SQUATCH, WILL YOU DO US
THE HONORS OF GETTING THE SAFE,
371
00:17:42,522 --> 00:17:46,192
WHILE WE PLASMA CUT
OUR WAY TO RICHES?
(Squatch) YES, SIR!
372
00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:49,106
HI, FELLAS!
373
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,109
HECTOR.
374
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:53,741
JUST THOUGHT I'D STOP BY
FOR ONE LAST VISIT
375
00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:55,913
TO THE LAIR
OF THE GENTLEMEN THIEVES.
376
00:17:55,905 --> 00:17:57,245
WELCOME.
377
00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:01,158
NO HARD FEELINGS, HUH?
OH, NO, OF COURSE NOT.
378
00:18:01,161 --> 00:18:05,211
IN FACT, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT THAT SPEECH YOU SAID,
379
00:18:05,205 --> 00:18:09,545
ABOUT HOW GENTLEMEN THIEVES
NEVER FIRE WEAPONS. (laughs)
380
00:18:09,549 --> 00:18:11,589
(laughs)
381
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,051
YEAH, WELL,
THAT'S WHERE WE DIFFER.
382
00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:15,643
AAH!
383
00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:18,765
UM... WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
384
00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:21,138
I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR SAFE.
385
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,481
WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
386
00:18:23,483 --> 00:18:27,533
SHOOT ME? (laughs)
387
00:18:31,651 --> 00:18:33,901
WHERE IS IT?
388
00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:38,115
I MOVED IT.
WHY?
389
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:42,037
WHY? BECAUSE
YOU NEVER TRUST A CRIMINAL.
EXACTLY. ESPECIALLY
CERTAIN KINDS OF CRIMINALS.
390
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:44,121
YOU GUYS ARE JACKASSES.
391
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,633
NO...
392
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,545
WE'RE
THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY,
393
00:18:47,547 --> 00:18:49,837
AND WE WEAR THESE T-SHIRTS
TO REMIND US
394
00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:52,919
OF WHO WE ARE
AND WHAT WE BELIEVE IN.
395
00:18:52,922 --> 00:18:54,752
SHOW HIM THE SHIRTS, GUYS.
396
00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:03,180
(Gary)
MINE'S AT THE LAUNDRY.
397
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,893
(all taking at once)
398
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,614
IT HAS THIS STAIN
FROM THE OTHER NIGHT...
399
00:19:07,607 --> 00:19:09,977
THE LETTER "K" CAME OFF ON MINE.
400
00:19:09,979 --> 00:19:11,609
REGARDLESS...
401
00:19:11,611 --> 00:19:14,401
RIGHT. THIS LAIR IS RESERVED
FOR GENTLEMEN THIEVES,
402
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,414
SO, ROCKEFELLER,
IF YOU COULD PLEASE
403
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:19,406
ESCORT OUR GUEST
BACK OUT TO THE STREET.
404
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,159
(laughs)
405
00:19:22,622 --> 00:19:24,282
WHOA! I'M LEAVING!
406
00:19:24,284 --> 00:19:27,424
YES, YOU ARE, BABY.
(laughs)
407
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,167
THAT WAS A GOOD JOB,
CHIEF.
408
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,668
THANKS, SQUATCH.
409
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,791
STILL, IT WOULD'VE, UH, BEEN
BETTER WITH THE T-SHIRTS.
410
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,926
(loud whirring)
411
00:19:48,648 --> 00:19:52,188
THAT WAS THE LAST PIN.
412
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,901
WE'RE THROUGH.
413
00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:55,283
THIS IS IT.
414
00:19:55,275 --> 00:19:57,865
MY HEART IS POUNDING!
415
00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:59,817
WHEN I OPEN THIS DOOR,
416
00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:02,199
WE, AS A GROUP,
417
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:06,091
WILL OFFICIALLY BE
A MILLIONAIRE.
418
00:20:06,085 --> 00:20:09,325
(all laughing)
419
00:20:19,048 --> 00:20:22,008
THERE AIN'T NO DIAMOND IN HERE!
420
00:20:22,011 --> 00:20:25,101
WHAT?
IT'S JUST THIS BOOK.
421
00:20:25,104 --> 00:20:26,354
MAARE GAYE!
422
00:20:26,346 --> 00:20:29,056
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
WHAT?!
423
00:20:29,058 --> 00:20:32,058
RAY ROMANO'S DIARY.
424
00:20:32,061 --> 00:20:34,691
(scoffs)
425
00:20:34,694 --> 00:20:36,284
NAH, THIS IS BULL--
426
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,486
♪ KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY ♪
427
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,488
(Rockefeller)
WE THE KNIGHTS, BABY.
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