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(mariachi band playing)
(Queens accent)
UH, YEAH, SO I'D LIKE TO--
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I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS SONG
TO MY--
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I GUESS, AS OF 4 HOURS
AND 28 MINUTES AGO,
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MY EX-BOYFRIEND.
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KEEP IT SLOW, BOYS.
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♪♪
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♪ UPTOWN BOY ♪
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WHISKEY NEAT
AND A MERLOT.
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♪ LIVING IN HIS UPTOWN WORLD ♪
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CAN'T YOU JUST SHOOT HER
WITH AN ARROW
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AND MAKE HER ALL BETTER?
NO BOW, NO ARROW.
THOSE ARE THE RULES.
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HMM.
I'M MAKING MATCHES
BY HAND NOW.
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SEEMS LIKE MENIAL WORK
FOR A GOD, DOESN'T IT?
YOU'RE NOT A GOD.
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YOU'RE MY TRUSTING BROTHER'S
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RECENTLY RELEASED MENTAL HEALTH
PATIENT ROOMMATE AND EMPLOYEE.
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AND THAT GIRL UP THERE...
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♪ LIVING
IN HIS WHITE-BREAD WORLD ♪
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SANTA CLAUS, EASTER BUNNY,
OPRAH SUPER TEAM
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COULDN'T HELP THAT ONE.
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♪ HOT BLOOD CAN ♪
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♪ AND NOW HE'S LOOKING
FOR A DOWNTOWN MA'AM ♪
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(sighs) YEP.
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NOTHING SADDER THAN A WOMAN
WHO'S BEEN DUMPED.
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YEAH. SHE WASN'T DUMPED.
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SHE DUMPED ME.
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WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GET OVER THERE.
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SHE OBVIOUSLY STILL LOVES YOU.
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SHE'S WAITING FOR YOU TO WAKE UP
AND MAKE UP YOUR MI-I-IND.
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NO, SHE KNOWS HOW I FEEL.
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WOMEN NEED A GRAND DISPLAY,
BUDDY.
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THEY WANT BOOM BOXES
AND PETER GABRIEL.
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YOU GOTTA PROCLAIM
YOUR LOVE.
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NOW?
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NO. WAIT PATIENTLY
UNTIL SHE'S DONE
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AND THEN MEANDER OVER
ALL POLITE AND PASSIONLESS.
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THAT'LL GET HER.
SACK UP, SONNY BOY.
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BE A MAN. GRAND DISPLAY.
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(teeth clenched)
GO GET THAT GIRL.
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GO!
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♪ AND MAKES UP HIS MI-I-- ♪
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DEBBIE!
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(music stops)
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LANCE?
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DEBBIE, I LOVE YOU!
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BUT IF YOU CAN TELL ME
RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW
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THAT YOU DON'T LOVE ME,
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THEN I WILL BE OUT
OF YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
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I DON'T LOVE YOU,
LANCE.
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(crowd gasps)
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REALLY?
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♪♪
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(woman) ISN'T IT CRAZY?
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I'M THIS AMERICAN GIRL
AT AN ANIMAL RIGHTS RALLY,
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AND HE'S THIS FRENCH GUY
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WHOSE FAMILY LOBBIES
FOR THE FOIE GRAS INDUSTRY.
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AND WE MEET,
AND IT'S LIKE FIREWORKS.
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AGAIN, MY CONCERN
IS THE DIFFERENCES
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YOU'RE DESCRIBING
MAY ULTIMATELY BE A PROBLEM.
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I MENTIONED HE WAS HOT, RIGHT?
AND FRENCH?
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YES.
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OPPOSITES MIGHT ATTRACT,
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BUT IT'S COMMONALITY
THAT UNITES.
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NOW I'M SPEAKING ABOUT THIS
ON THE RADIO TOMORROW--
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IF ANYONE'S INTERESTED--
"THE STEVE AND LOLA SHOW."
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YOU'RE SO NOT GETTING THIS.
JUST LISTEN.
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(man, French accent)
I have such little time left
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in New York City,
and after meeting you today,
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I would like to spend as much
of it as I can with you.
(beep)
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SERIOUSLY, I HAVE BEEN
WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE
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TO GET A MESSAGE LIKE THIS.
(man) HE'S NOT FRENCH.
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SORRY. I JUST... THOUGHT
SHE SHOULD KNOW.
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
HE'S LYING?
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LINGUISTICS IS MY AREA
OF EXPERTISE.
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I'M A DIALECT COACH.
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YOUR SUITOR DEFINITELY GREW UP
WITH A FRENCH-SPEAKING PARENT
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IN THE HOME, BUT HE'S NOT
A NATIVE TO FRANCE.
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HE'S FROM THE OHIO VALLEY.
THAT'S QUITE A TALENT
YOU HAVE THERE.
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CAN YOU TELL ME
WHERE I'M FROM?
CONNECTICUT.
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THOUGH I SUSPECT YOU LIVED
JUST SOUTH OF ATLANTA
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AS A TODDLER.
(murmuring)
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OH, MY.
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YOU WANT ME TO LISTEN
TO THIS MAN SPEAK--
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THIS TREVOR--THEN TELL YOU
WHAT I CAN ABOUT HIS ORIGINS?
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EXACTLY. AND I WISH
I COULD TELL YOU MORE,
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BUT... PROFESSIONAL ETHICS.
NO, I'D BE HAPPY
TO LEND MY SKILLS...
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IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND
RETURNING A FAVOR?
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YOUR BELIEF IN COMMONALITIES
IS ONE OF THE REASONS
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I STARTED COMING
TO THESE SESSIONS,
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BUT I'M STILL STRUGGLING
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TO FIND THAT CEREBRAL,
RESERVED, CULTURED WOMAN
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WHO SHARES MY INTERESTS.
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WELL,
WHAT ARE YOUR INTERESTS?
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OH, CROSSWORDS,
CLASSIC LITERATURE,
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SOUTHEAST ASIAN
COLOR BLOCK ART.
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IF I HELP YOU,
CAN YOU HELP ME?
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♪♪
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(cell phone rings)
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(beep)
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HELLO.
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MR. PIERCE, PLEASE HOLD
FOR DR. McCRAE.
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DR. McCRAE,
YOU HAVE MR. PIERCE.
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WHERE ARE YOU?
T-SHIRT, JEANS AND A SMILE.
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WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED.
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YET IT'S WHAT
YOU WANTED TO KNOW.
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME
TO THE SINGLES' GROUP TONIGHT.
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I HAD TO COVER A SHIFT
AT THE BAR TONIGHT.
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DR. McCRAE,
YOU HAVE ANOTHER CALL.
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I'M COMING
BY YOUR WORK TOMORROW.
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I HAVE FORMS FOR YOU
TO SIGN.
ALL RIGHT,
BUT I'M WARNING YOU,
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I'M JUST AS HANDSOME
IN THE DAYTIME.
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YOU'RE NOT REALLY
PROTECTING YOURSELF.
GOOD-BYE, TREVOR.
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(beep)
HERE'S WALTER.
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WALTER, HI.
I'M STANDING
RIGHT OUTSIDE THE BAR.
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DID YOU DETERMINE
WHETHER HE'S WORKING?
I JUST TALKED TO HIM.
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HE'LL BE TENDING BAR ALL NIGHT.
YOU CAN'T MISS HIM--
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TALL, DARK HAIR,
BIG BROWN EYES,
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KIND OF A DOPEY GRIN.
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WHATEVER HIS ACCENT MIGHT
TELL YOU ABOUT HIS ORIGINS
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WOULD BE
ENORMOUSLY HELPFUL.
(beep)
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(horns honk in distance)
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HI.
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I'LL HAVE A-A LIGHT BEER,
PLEASE.
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(imitates Midwestern accent)
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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(opens bottle)
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(imitates British accent)
THAT'LL GO DOWN A TREAT, MATE.
THANK YOU.
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(imitates Midwestern accent)
OH, YEAH, SURE. OH!
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(imitates Yiddish accent)
OH, WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE NOSH
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AND A KIBITZ
WITH YOUR COCKTAIL, BUBALAH?
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
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(imitates Cockney accent)
RIGHT NOW I'D EAT THE WEBBIN'
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OFF A LOW-FLYIN' DUCK.
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(New York accent)
DON'T TELL MY BOSS, THOUGH.
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IX-NAY ON THE EBBIN'-WAY.
MY BOSS--HE HAD TO CALL IN SICK
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ON ACCOUNT OF HIS BOO.
I'M, LIKE, DAMN, PAPI!
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(chuckles) I KNOW
I'M A WICKED PISSER.
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BADA-BING, BADA-BOOM! OH!
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(imitates British accent)
EVENING, GUV'NOR.
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I TAKE IT YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING HERE?
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I CAN PROMISE YOU, CLAIRE HAD
ONLY GOOD INTENTIONS.
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I DON'T KNOW THE DETAILS
OF YOUR SITUATION,
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BUT I KNOW
IT WOULD MAKE CLAIRE HAPPY
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IF YOU WERE TO ALLOW ME
THE CHANCE
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TO LISTEN TO YOU SPEAK
NATURALLY.
(imitates German accent)
GUNTER GLIEBEN GLAUCHEN GLOBEN.
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HERE'S MY CARD...
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IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
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CRAP.
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BACKSTREET GIRL?
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HEY.
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YOU'RE ON THE FLOOR
IN A BAR BATHROOM.
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(gasping and crying)
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NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, YOU'RE FINE, YOU'RE FINE.
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I JUST...
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NEED SOME AIR?
NO.
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WANNA THROW UP?
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I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
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AH.
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(chuckles) SISTER...
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(sighs)
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TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
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HEY!
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YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME
FROM SUCH EMBARRASSING MOMENTS
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AS "LAST NIGHT
AROUND THE TOILET."
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VAGUELY. DRUNK-CHICK TUESDAYS
CAN GET CRAZY IN HERE.
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I HAVE EXACTLY ONE OUNCE
OF PRIDE LEFT,
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AND IT'S ONLY 'CAUSE I DIDN'T
SPEW A KAMIKAZE ALL OVER YOU.
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I'M A MASSEUSE.
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THIS IS GOOD FOR A FREEBIE.
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I WOULD PUT YOUR NAME ON IT,
BUT RIGHT NOW
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YOU'RE JUST THAT NICE GUY
WHO CARRIED ME TO THE STREET
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AND FOUND A CAB THAT WOULD GO
ALL THE WAY TO FREAKIN' QUEENS.
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(chuckles) I'M TREVOR.
(chuckles) DEBBIE.
THANKS, TREVOR.
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ANYTIME YOU WANT A MASSAGE,
CALL ME. I MEAN IT.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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I THOUGHT YOU WANTED HELP
WITH THE BOYFRIEND.
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I APPRECIATE THE WEIRD OFFER,
BUT... (sniffles)
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THE RELATIONSHIP IS DOOMED.
IT'S NOT DOOMED.
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NO, I'M SERIOUS.
THERE WAS THIS DOCTOR
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ON "THE STEVE AND LOLA SHOW"
THIS MORNING.
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IT WAS LIKE SHE WAS TALKING
RIGHT TO ME.
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"OPPOSITES ATTRACT" IS A MYTH.
SHE SAID SO.
OH, SO I GUESS THE BEATLES
WERE RIGHT.
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"ALL YOU NEED IS... "
THINGS IN COMMON?
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I LOVE LANCE, BUT I DON'T
REALLY FIT IN HIS WORLD.
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HE'S ALL IVY LEAGUE,
HIGH SOCIETY.
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I GIVE $15 NECK MASSAGES
IN FRONT OF A WHOLE FOODS.
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I'M SORRY. UH...
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ALL I HEARD WAS,
"DUMB EXCUSE, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."
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TWO YEARS AND TWO MONTHS
I DATED LANCE.
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NEVER MET HIS FAMILY,
NEVER MET ONE SINGLE FRIEND.
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NOT ONE.
YOU TWO LOVE EACH OTHER.
THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
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OH, I THINK THE PART WHERE HE'S
ASHAMED OF ME MATTERS, TOO.
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BUT WHO CAN BLAME HIM?
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I MEAN, LISTEN TO ME.
I DON'T QUITE SOUND
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LIKE THE GAL YOU TAKE
TO THE MET, DO I?
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YOU SOUND GOOD TO ME.
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CALL WHEN YOU WANT
THAT MASSAGE.
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THESE HANDS ARE GIFTED.
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(beep)
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(dialing)
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(cell phone rings)
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HELLO?
Hi. It's Trevor
from last night.
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LISTEN, I THINK I WILL
TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER--
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ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP OUT
MY GOOD FRIEND CLAIRE.
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WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
Let me ask you something.
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HOW OFTEN DO YOU WORK OUT?
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NEVER.
Perfect.
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MEET ME AT QUEENSBRIDGE PARK.
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LITA! WHERE'D YOU GO?
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YOU GOTTA GET DOWNSTAIRS
AND RELIEVE TREVOR.
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WE GOT A GAME TO GET TO.
(Lita) UGH!
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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT
I FOUND IN TREVOR'S BEDROOM!
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OPEN YOUR PALM.
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THEY'RE TEETH.
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AND I NEED THEM
IN MY HAND WHY?
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TREVOR HAS A BAG OF TEETH
UNDER HIS NIGHTSTAND--
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A BAG OF TEETH.
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I'M SURE THERE'S
A LOGICAL EXPLANATION.
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UH, YEAH, HE KILLED HIS OLD
ROOMMATES AND KEPT THEIR TEETH.
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THAT'S WHERE YOUR MIND GOES?
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SORRY. WHERE IS
THE BAG OF TEETH HAPPY PLACE?
218
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IT'S NONE OF OUR BUSINESS.
JUST PUT HIS TEETH BACK.
219
00:10:06,837 --> 00:10:08,077
I GOT IT!
220
00:10:08,078 --> 00:10:10,078
(grunts)
UHH!
221
00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,080
(strained voice)
SORRY ABOUT THAT, BUDDY.
222
00:10:12,082 --> 00:10:13,812
(grunts) YOU OKAY?
223
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:17,094
WHAT'S THE SAYING--
"NO BLOOD, NO INFRACTION"?
224
00:10:17,087 --> 00:10:21,117
(pants) WORDS TO LIVE BY.
WHAT'S WITH THE HARD KNOCKS?
225
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:25,161
I'M MID-MASTER PLAN.
MASTER PLAN? YOU TRYING TO
MATCH HIM UP WITH A BODY CAST?
226
00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:28,827
HI.
227
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,399
IS TREVOR WORKING?
228
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,400
I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE.
YOU'RE TREVOR'S DOCTOR, RIGHT?
I AM.
229
00:10:33,403 --> 00:10:36,413
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. I HAVE
SOME PAPERS FOR HIM TO SIGN.
230
00:10:36,406 --> 00:10:38,406
OH, WELL,
HE'S OUT PLAYING FOOTBALL.
231
00:10:38,408 --> 00:10:41,408
DO YOU HAVE A SECOND? I NEED
SOME REASSURANCE ON SOMETHING.
232
00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:50,148
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
HE USES THIS FOR?
233
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,850
NO CLUE.
234
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,152
I PUT IT BACK
WHERE I FOUND IT.
235
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,234
BONING UP ON HIS MYTHOLOGY,
IS HE?
236
00:10:57,227 --> 00:10:59,727
BRACE YOURSELF.
IT'S PRETTY GROSS.
237
00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:05,203
WHAT?
238
00:11:05,195 --> 00:11:07,835
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE
DISTURBED BY THIS?
239
00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:11,168
WE HAVE A PATIENT AT
THE HOSPITAL--A FORMER DENTIST.
240
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,171
HE BELIEVES
HE'S THE TOOTH FAIRY.
241
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,053
OF COURSE. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
242
00:11:16,046 --> 00:11:19,046
THEY'RE NOT REAL TEETH.
HE USES THEM AS CURRENCY.
243
00:11:19,049 --> 00:11:22,949
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT TREVOR
WON THEM IN A POKER GAME.
244
00:11:22,953 --> 00:11:26,063
THIS BOOK IS INTERESTING.
245
00:11:26,056 --> 00:11:29,386
IT'S THREE YEARS OVERDUE.
THAT'S WHAT'S INTERESTING?
246
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,419
LUNATICS PLAYING POKER
FOR TEETH,
247
00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:34,121
AND THE OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOK'S
WHAT'S GOT YOU?
248
00:11:35,325 --> 00:11:37,325
THAT'S THE TITLE OF THE BOOK.
249
00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:39,897
I WANT YOU TO CALL
RAINIER STATE COLLEGE,
250
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,900
WHEREVER THAT IS,
AND SEE IF THEY'LL TELL YOU
251
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,902
WHO CHECKED IT OUT LAST.
252
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:48,084
HOPEFULLY, WE'LL AT LEAST
FIND OUT TREVOR'S REAL NAME.
IT'S IN OLYMPIA.
253
00:11:48,078 --> 00:11:50,078
WHAT?
254
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,180
RAINIER STATE COLLEGE--
IT'S IN OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON.
255
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,321
(cell phone rings)
256
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,163
(ring)
257
00:12:05,155 --> 00:12:06,055
(ring)
258
00:12:06,056 --> 00:12:07,296
(beep)
259
00:12:07,297 --> 00:12:09,297
HELLO?
WALTER? HI, IT'S CLAIRE.
260
00:12:09,299 --> 00:12:12,129
I JUST WANTED TO SEE
HOW THINGS WENT WITH TREVOR.
261
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,232
HE SOMEHOW KNEW
I'D BE SHOWING UP AT THE BAR.
262
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,214
HOW WOULD HE KNOW THAT?
No idea, but he put me
through the ringer for a while.
263
00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:20,037
THEN HE CALLED FIRST THING THIS
MORNING AND SET UP A MEETING,
264
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,010
VOLUNTEERED TO LET ME
EVALUATE HIM.
HE DID?
265
00:12:23,013 --> 00:12:25,023
OH, AND HE TOLD ME
HE THINKS HE'S CUPID.
266
00:12:25,015 --> 00:12:27,175
OR RATHER,
HE TOLD ME HE IS CUPID.
267
00:12:27,177 --> 00:12:29,277
HE TOLD YOU THAT?
268
00:12:29,279 --> 00:12:32,279
WAIT. HAS HE BEEN TRYING
TO FIND YOU A DATE?
269
00:12:32,282 --> 00:12:34,282
Has he asked
about your love life?
270
00:12:34,284 --> 00:12:36,894
NOT AT ALL. HOW IS
MY LOVE LIFE, BY THE WAY?
271
00:12:36,887 --> 00:12:38,887
I HAVE AN IDEA
ON THAT FRONT.
272
00:12:38,889 --> 00:12:41,129
THE HOSPITAL IS HAVING
A BACHELOR AUCTION FUND-RAISER,
273
00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:44,131
AND NORMALLY I WOULD NEVER
SUGGEST THIS SORT OF THING.
274
00:12:44,134 --> 00:12:46,844
But the women participating are
almost uniformly professional.
275
00:12:46,837 --> 00:12:50,297
And you'd fetch top dollar,
and it's for a good cause.
276
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,970
WALTER?
277
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:55,152
I'M ALL FOR GOOD CAUSES,
CLAIRE,
278
00:12:55,145 --> 00:12:57,845
BUT THE ONLY THING
THAT TERRIFIES ME
279
00:12:57,848 --> 00:13:00,908
MORE THAN DYING ALONE IS
BEING THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.
280
00:13:00,911 --> 00:13:02,911
OKAY, WELL,
FORGET I MENTIONED IT.
281
00:13:02,913 --> 00:13:04,923
WE WILL FIND THAT RESERVED,
CEREBRAL,
282
00:13:04,915 --> 00:13:06,385
cultured girl for you.
283
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,386
(knock on door)
I SHOULD GO.
SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR.
284
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,219
(shuts cell phone)
285
00:13:11,221 --> 00:13:14,791
(groans) I'M COMING!
286
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,804
HEY, ARE YOU
WALTER BLACKSTOCK?
287
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,126
YES?
288
00:13:18,128 --> 00:13:21,128
I'M DEBBIE. TREVOR SENT ME.
I'M HERE FOR YOUR MASSAGE.
289
00:13:32,342 --> 00:13:34,042
HOW WAS THE MASSAGE?
290
00:13:34,044 --> 00:13:36,054
HE LOVED IT.
I TOLD YOU--MAGIC.
291
00:13:36,046 --> 00:13:39,216
GOOD, BECAUSE WALTER IS
THE KEY PIECE OF MY MASTER PLAN.
292
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,889
FOR?
YOU AND LANCE.
293
00:13:40,891 --> 00:13:43,891
WALTER CAN HELP TEACH YOU HOW
TO FIT IN WITH LANCE'S WORLD.
294
00:13:43,894 --> 00:13:46,864
SO... HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT A LITTLE SERVICE SWAP?
295
00:13:46,857 --> 00:13:49,957
FREE MASSAGES
FOR FREE ELOCUTION LESSONS.
296
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,430
IT'S AN INTRIGUING OFFER,
297
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,131
GIVEN YOUR FRIENDLY GAME
OF TOUCH FOOTBALL
298
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,144
HAS LEFT ME
SOMEWHAT COMPROMISED.
299
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,966
AND MASSAGE
IS VERY THERAPEUTIC.
300
00:13:57,968 --> 00:14:00,338
AND YOU GET THE ADDED BONUS
OF KNOWING
301
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,470
YOU HELPED REUNITE
STAR-CROSSED LOVERS.
YOU TAKE THIS CUPID THING
SERIOUSLY.
302
00:14:03,473 --> 00:14:06,153
PLUS IT'LL GIVE YOU AND ME
MORE TIME TO SPEND TOGETHER.
303
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:09,046
MAYBE WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT
SIDE OF MT. OLYMPUS I'M FROM.
304
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,119
SEE? IT'S WIN-WIN-WIN.
305
00:14:14,624 --> 00:14:16,934
"IN THE CHEERFULLY FIENDISH
SERIES--"
306
00:14:16,927 --> 00:14:18,887
I HATE WHOEVER WROTE THIS.
307
00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:20,389
DEBBIE.
308
00:14:20,390 --> 00:14:24,590
"THE ARTIST USED COTTON BALLS
DIPPED IN PIGMENTED ACRYLIC
309
00:14:24,594 --> 00:14:28,504
WHICH HE SQUASHED ON THE CANVAS
TO APPROXIMATE BRUSHSTROKES."
310
00:14:28,498 --> 00:14:30,868
WHY DIDN'T HE JUST USE
A BRUSH IN THE FIRST PLACE?
311
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,140
PERHAPS YOU COULD PICK SOMETHING
THAT YOU ENJOY READING.
312
00:14:33,143 --> 00:14:36,953
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
313
00:14:36,947 --> 00:14:40,447
"DANILO GALLINARI
BEGAN HIS NBA CAREER--"
314
00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:43,150
SERIOUSLY, THE KNICKS
TAKE AN ITALIAN?
315
00:14:43,153 --> 00:14:45,193
THIS IS WHY MY FATHER
GAVE UP ON 'EM.
316
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,255
THERE'S AN "R" IN "FATHER."
317
00:14:47,257 --> 00:14:49,617
YOU SAY "FATH-AH."
318
00:14:49,619 --> 00:14:53,619
FATH-AH, MATH-AH, OTH-AH--
YOU SEE?
319
00:14:53,623 --> 00:14:56,303
THAT'S WHAT I SOUND LIKE
TO YOU?
320
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,426
THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE
TO EVERYBODY.
321
00:14:58,428 --> 00:15:00,468
I SOUND LIKE
A CLASSLESS MORON?
322
00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:03,130
THIS IS GONNA BE
HARD WORK, DEBBIE.
323
00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,683
ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
324
00:15:05,675 --> 00:15:08,475
I'M SURE I DON'T.
(sighs)
325
00:15:08,478 --> 00:15:11,478
BUT IF IT MEANS THINGS CAN
WORK OUT WITH ME AND LANCE,
326
00:15:11,481 --> 00:15:15,151
I'M GONNA DO IT, ANYWAY.
327
00:15:15,145 --> 00:15:17,185
"WHAT A TO-DO TO DIE TODAY
328
00:15:17,187 --> 00:15:19,317
AT A MINUTE OR 2 TO 2:00."
329
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,649
"A THING DISTINCTLY HARD TO SAY
BUT HARDER STILL TO DO."
330
00:15:22,652 --> 00:15:25,562
"WE'LL BEAT A TATTOO
AT 20 TO 2:00."
331
00:15:25,555 --> 00:15:29,095
"A RAT-A-TAT-TAT,
TAT-A-TAT-TAT, TAT-A-TATTOO."
332
00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:33,529
"...SENSATION
OF A SHORT, SHARP SHOCK
333
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,643
FROM A CHEAP AND CHIPPY CHOPPER
ON A BIG, BLACK BLOCK."
334
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,666
DON'T DROP THE "R"
IN "CHOPPER."
335
00:15:38,668 --> 00:15:43,238
"WHAT A TO-DO TO DIE TODAY
AT A MINUTE OR 2 TO 2:00."
336
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:47,453
"A THING DISTINCTLY HARD TO SAY
BUT HARDER STILL TO DO."
337
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,447
"WE'LL BEAT A TATTOO
AT 20 TO 2:00."
338
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,349
"A RAT-A-TAT-TAT,
A-TAT-A-TAT..."
339
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:54,021
AH, EH, AI.
340
00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:56,594
(Tim Myers)
♪ THIS IS THE GOOD LIFE ♪
341
00:15:56,586 --> 00:15:59,986
(laughs) AH, EH, AI.
342
00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:02,330
(snooty voice)
"AND THE DRAGON WILL COME
343
00:16:02,332 --> 00:16:06,202
"WHEN HE HEARS THE DRUM
AT A MINUTE OR 2 TO 2:00 TODAY.
344
00:16:06,196 --> 00:16:09,196
AT A MINUTE OR 2 TO 2:00."
345
00:16:09,199 --> 00:16:11,699
BY JOVE--
(normal voice)
DON'T SAY IT.
346
00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:15,251
TREVOR,
I REALLY OWE YOU ONE.
347
00:16:15,245 --> 00:16:17,505
WALTER IS JUST LIKE A...
348
00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:19,207
A GODSEND?
349
00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:22,079
YEAH. HE'S MADE
A HUGE DIFFERENCE.
350
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,482
GUESS WHAT I DID.
351
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,624
WHAT?
352
00:16:25,615 --> 00:16:28,055
I CALLED LANCE.
353
00:16:28,058 --> 00:16:29,458
NO.
354
00:16:29,459 --> 00:16:32,289
HAND TO GOD. I PRETENDED I WAS
FUND-RAISING FOR PUBLIC TV,
355
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,672
OFFERED HIM A TOTE BAG.
HE HAD NO IDEA IT WAS ME.
356
00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:38,165
OH, SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE READY.
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
357
00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:42,268
BUT IT WAS SO GOOD TO HEAR
HIS VOICE. HE SOUNDED LONELY.
358
00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:44,702
WHAT DOES WALTER SAY?
HE HAD THIS IDEA
359
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:48,714
WE TAKE THE SHOW ON THE ROAD,
GET OUT IN THE REAL WORLD.
360
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,708
WE'RE DOING HIGH TEA
AT THE HYPERION HOTEL.
361
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,481
AH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
(chuckles)
362
00:16:53,483 --> 00:16:55,223
IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE READY.
MM.
363
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,385
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
364
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,149
(snooty voice)
"PATRICK EWING, JR.
365
00:17:02,152 --> 00:17:03,452
"IS THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE.
366
00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:05,333
"JEROME JAMES, HOWEVER,
367
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,395
IS COACH MIKE D'ANTONI'S
CHOICE."
368
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,599
I'M DAZZLED.
369
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,460
(normal voice) YEAH,
AS LONG AS I STICK TO SPORTS.
370
00:17:12,462 --> 00:17:14,562
YOU THINK IT'LL WORK?
371
00:17:14,564 --> 00:17:16,774
YOU THINK
LANCE WILL BE IMPRESSED?
372
00:17:16,766 --> 00:17:19,736
HE'D BE A FOOL NOT TO BE.
373
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:23,669
OH. YOU KNOW WHAT? CAN I BORROW
YOUR CELL? LOCAL CALL.
374
00:17:23,673 --> 00:17:25,723
MY BATTERY'S DEAD.
375
00:17:25,715 --> 00:17:27,415
THANKS.
376
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:29,577
SO, WALTER,
ANYTHING TO REPORT?
377
00:17:29,579 --> 00:17:32,579
(Walter) I'm not getting obvious
clues of origin in his dialect,
378
00:17:32,582 --> 00:17:34,582
BUT HE SET ME UP
WITH AN INCREDIBLE MASSEUSE.
379
00:17:34,584 --> 00:17:37,234
MY GOD.
HE'S LIKE AN ALLEY CAT.
380
00:17:37,227 --> 00:17:40,287
DR. McCRAE--
I'M SORRY, WALTER,
TREVOR HAS AN ODD OBSESSION
381
00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,590
WITH THROWING RANDOM PEOPLE
INTO RELATIONSHIPS.
382
00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:44,562
OH, NO,
I MEANT PROFESSIONALLY.
383
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,104
BEST MASSAGE I'VE EVER HAD.
384
00:17:47,097 --> 00:17:50,397
OH, WELL. JU--LET ME KNOW IF YOU
COME UP WITH ANYTHING NEW.
385
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,770
BYE.
(beep)
386
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:55,251
OKAY, SO I FINALLY GOT
A CALL BACK FROM THE LIBRARIAN
387
00:17:55,245 --> 00:17:56,705
AT RAINIER STATE COLLEGE.
388
00:17:56,706 --> 00:17:59,206
TREVOR'S MYTHOLOGY BOOK--IT WAS
CHECKED OUT THREE YEARS AGO
389
00:17:59,209 --> 00:18:01,549
BY AN ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR
IN THE CLASSICS DEPARTMENT
390
00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:04,311
NAMED ANTHONY RUSSO, WHO,
ACCORDING TO SOME GOSSIP
391
00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:06,324
I FINESSED OUT
OF THE LIBRARIAN,
392
00:18:06,316 --> 00:18:08,816
LEFT UNDER A CLOUD--
RUMORS OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT.
393
00:18:08,818 --> 00:18:11,088
WHERE DID HE GO?
NO ONE KNOWS.
394
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,360
NO ONE AT RAINIER HAS HEARD
FROM ANTHONY RUSSO
395
00:18:13,363 --> 00:18:16,873
SINCE HE DISAPPEARED
THREE YEARS AGO.
396
00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:26,714
OF COURSE I ACKNOWLEDGE
THAT YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION
397
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,206
TO BE DISCREET
IN THE REGISTRAR'S OFFICE.
398
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,709
I UNDERSTAND THAT MR. RUSSO'S
INFORMATION IS CONFIDENTIAL,
399
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,211
BUT THIS IS SOMETHING
OF AN EMERGENCY.
400
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:40,246
OKAY, I WILL TELL YOU.
401
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:43,550
I'M CARRYING HIS CHILD.
402
00:18:43,553 --> 00:18:46,233
FINE,
I WILL GIVE YOU MY INFORMATION,
403
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,726
BUT I DOUBT
HE'S GOING TO CONTACT ME.
404
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,898
THAT'S KIND OF THE POINT.
405
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,360
ARE YOU SURE WE GOT
THE ENGLISH MENU?
406
00:18:53,363 --> 00:18:55,513
WHAT'S SPECK?
CAN I GET FRIES WITH IT?
407
00:18:55,505 --> 00:18:58,505
YOU THINK THEY'LL SUPER-SIZE
MY SPECK VALUE MEAL?
408
00:18:58,508 --> 00:19:00,638
(singsong voice)
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
409
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,740
(snooty voice)
WHAT, PRAY TELL, IS SPECK?
410
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,383
MIGHT IT CAUSE ONE
TO YACK?
411
00:19:06,376 --> 00:19:08,716
(normal voice)
IT'S A FANCY HAM OR SALAMI.
412
00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:11,578
I FIND MYSELF UNDERWHELMED
413
00:19:11,581 --> 00:19:14,851
BY THE PHILHARMONIC'S
UPCOMING SEASON.
414
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:18,694
HMM. PERSONALLY, I AM EXCITED
ABOUT MAHLER'S "FIFTH."
415
00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:20,728
SOME MAY CONSIDER IT
PLATITUDINOUS,
416
00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:26,270
YET THE FOURTH MOVEMENT ADAGIO
CONTINUES TO SURPRISE ME.
417
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,436
CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
418
00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:31,638
I WAS CONSIDERING
THE TUNA TARTAR,
419
00:19:31,641 --> 00:19:35,251
BUT INSTEAD WE'LL HAVE
THE NICOISE SALAD.
420
00:19:35,245 --> 00:19:37,405
THE GENTLEMAN
WILL HAVE THE SAME.
421
00:19:37,407 --> 00:19:39,377
ANYTHING TO START?
422
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:43,379
YES. WE WILL SHARE A PLATE
OF ASSORTED CA-NAY-PES.
423
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,794
CAN I SUGGEST
SOME HERB-CRUSTED ZUCCHINI
424
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:51,887
AND MAYBE THE LEN-TEEL SOUP
TO GO WITH THOSE CA-NAY-PES?
425
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,761
I'M SORRY?
(normal voice) I SAID
SOMETHING WRONG, DIDN'T I?
426
00:19:54,764 --> 00:19:56,804
MISS, YOU'RE BEING
EXTRAORDINARILY RUDE FOR SOMEONE
427
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,866
WHO'S EITHER IGNORANT OF,
OR CHOOSES TO IGNORE,
428
00:19:58,868 --> 00:20:01,798
THE DEFINITIONAL DIVIDE
OF "CAN" AND "MAY."
429
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,631
CAN YOU TAKE OUR ORDER?
430
00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:07,284
THE ANSWER, MADAM,
IS APPARENTLY NOT.
431
00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:09,807
NOW LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN OFFER
MY FRIEND AN APOLOGY,
432
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:13,409
OR I MAY CHOOSE TO SPEAK
WITH YOUR MANAGER.
OKAY, I GET IT.
I DON'T WANT AN APOLOGY.
433
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,423
I JUST WANNA
GET OUT OF HERE.
434
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:18,745
DEBBIE, COME BACK.
YOU WERE DOING GREAT.
435
00:20:18,748 --> 00:20:20,918
SHE'S A WAITRESS,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
436
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,490
AND I'M A MASSEUSE, WALTER.
I COUNT, DON'T I?
437
00:20:24,494 --> 00:20:27,334
SEE?
438
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,427
THIS IS WHY
YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND.
439
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,299
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.
440
00:20:31,301 --> 00:20:33,431
YOU HAVE NO CLUE
HOW HARD THIS IS.
441
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,513
(Boston accent)
I GOT A PRETTY GOOD IDEA
442
00:20:35,505 --> 00:20:37,365
WHAT IT'S LIKE, DEB.
443
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:38,667
YOU, TOO, BRUTUS?
444
00:20:38,668 --> 00:20:40,608
I-I'M NOT MAKING FUN OF YA.
445
00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:43,940
THIS IS HOW I TALKED
MY FIRST 18 YEARS.
446
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,653
I GREW UP IN SOUTH BOSTON.
447
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:49,676
I WILL SQUISH YOUR HEAD
IF YOU'RE LYING TO ME.
448
00:20:49,679 --> 00:20:52,519
I GREW UP SMART
IN A PART OF TOWN
449
00:20:52,522 --> 00:20:54,522
WHERE SMART
GOT YOUR ASS KICKED.
450
00:20:54,524 --> 00:20:56,534
I WORKED MY BUTT OFF
AT SCHOOL
451
00:20:56,526 --> 00:20:59,386
WHILE THE OTHER GUYS
WERE BUYING BEER AT THE PACKY.
452
00:20:59,389 --> 00:21:02,259
MY FIRST DAY AT HARVARD--
453
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,261
MY ROOMMATE ASKED ME
IF I COULD FIX A LEAKY SINK.
454
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,704
HE FIGURED
I HAD TO BE A CUSTODIAN.
455
00:21:07,697 --> 00:21:10,367
WHAT'D YOU DO?
456
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,000
I FIXED THE SINK.
457
00:21:13,503 --> 00:21:17,483
THEN I DECIDED
I'D TRY TO FIT IN,
458
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,547
CHANGE MY LIFE.
459
00:21:19,549 --> 00:21:23,449
I BROKE DOWN THE SPEECH PATTERNS
OF THE RICH KIDS...
460
00:21:23,453 --> 00:21:25,963
HARDENED MY VOWELS.
461
00:21:25,955 --> 00:21:28,485
CLIPPED MY CONSONANTS.
462
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:31,758
BEFORE I KNEW IT,
I WAS ONE OF THEM.
463
00:21:31,761 --> 00:21:37,571
OKAY, SO I GUESS
YOU DO HAVE A CLUE.
464
00:21:37,567 --> 00:21:40,867
AND NOW THAT I KNOW
YOU'RE FROM BOSTON,
465
00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:44,330
THERE'S ONE THING
YOU HAVE TO KNOW.
466
00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:48,384
THE RED SOX SUCK.
467
00:21:49,839 --> 00:21:51,839
FACE IT, DEBBIE.
WE'RE JUST LIVING--
468
00:21:51,841 --> 00:21:53,841
OH, PLEASE.
I--REALLY, I FEEL SORRY.
469
00:21:53,843 --> 00:21:56,393
I FEEL SORRY
FOR YOU RED SOX FANS.
THEY'RE A TEAM OF THE PAST.
470
00:21:56,386 --> 00:21:59,646
OH, MY GOD, THERE'S LANCE.
WHICH ONE?
471
00:21:59,649 --> 00:22:01,789
THE ONE WAVING ME OVER.
HEY.
472
00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:03,791
THERE,
STANDING BY THE MIME.
473
00:22:03,793 --> 00:22:06,933
LANCE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I-I GOT YOUR TEXT.
474
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,926
YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO MEET TODAY
475
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,928
OUTSIDE THE HYPERION HOTEL...
BESIDE THE MIME.
476
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:14,431
I DIDN'T SEND A...
477
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,735
TREVOR.
478
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:21,837
SO WHAT'S UP?
479
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,741
(snooty voice)
I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE KNICKS.
480
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:28,424
I'M NOT SURE D'ANTONI IS GOING
TO BE ABLE TO GET THIS LINEUP
481
00:22:28,418 --> 00:22:30,018
TO PLAY UP-TEMPO.
482
00:22:30,019 --> 00:22:34,919
AND WITH NO CAP ROOM, I'M AFRAID
THE REBUILDING WILL BE SLOW.
483
00:22:34,924 --> 00:22:37,594
I'M SORRY. DID--DID WE GO
TO CHOATE TOGETHER?
484
00:22:37,587 --> 00:22:39,527
I DON'T BELIEVE SO.
485
00:22:39,529 --> 00:22:42,359
PERHAPS WE SUMMERED
IN KENNEBUNKPORT.
486
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,571
WHERE DID THIS NEW VOICE
COME FROM? THIS IS AMAZING.
487
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:48,365
WALTER HERE HAS BEEN
GIVING ME LESSONS.
488
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,467
HE'S A DIALECT COACH.
489
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,370
UH, LANCE STILLWELL.
490
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,601
(chuckles) BRAVO.
491
00:22:53,603 --> 00:22:55,373
SHE'S A DEDICATED STUDENT.
492
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:59,484
ARE THESE LESSONS FOR ME?
FOR US?
493
00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:02,509
LOOK, I-I WAS WRONG
NOT TO, UH,
494
00:23:02,512 --> 00:23:05,012
ASK YOU TO MY PARENTS'
ANNIVERSARY PARTY.
495
00:23:05,014 --> 00:23:07,524
IS IT TOO LATE
TO ASK YOU NOW?
496
00:23:07,517 --> 00:23:10,057
WILL THEY KEEP THE RIFFRAFF OUT?
497
00:23:10,059 --> 00:23:12,089
OF THAT YOU CAN BE
QUITE CERTAIN.
498
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:16,031
THEN, YES, I WOULD LOVE TO GO.
499
00:23:16,025 --> 00:23:19,025
OKAY, WELL, I-I HAVE
TO GET BACK TO THE OFFICE,
500
00:23:19,028 --> 00:23:21,998
BUT, UM, I'M SO GLAD
YOU GOT IN TOUCH.
501
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:25,071
AND, UH, I'M SO IMPRESSED
WITH, UH, WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
502
00:23:25,074 --> 00:23:28,114
I'LL CALL YOU LATER
WITH ALL THE DETAILS, OKAY?
503
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,677
OF COURSE.
OKAY.
504
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,523
(normal voice) YOU...
505
00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:39,415
ARE A STRANGE, STRANGE MAN,
TREVOR.
506
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,648
BUT I'M GLAD
IT WAS YOUR BAR I HEAVED IN.
507
00:23:42,652 --> 00:23:44,722
AND YOU...
508
00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,864
UGH! YOU ARE A MENSCH!
509
00:23:46,856 --> 00:23:50,426
(laughs) OH, MY GOD.
510
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,599
ANNIVERSARY PARTY.
THE VANDERFIELD CLUB.
511
00:23:52,602 --> 00:23:54,102
HIS PARENTS.
512
00:23:54,103 --> 00:23:57,043
I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO!
I HAVE TO GO!
513
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,036
I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO!
(laughs)
514
00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,868
BYE!
515
00:24:19,929 --> 00:24:22,189
CLEARLY, OPPOSITES ATTRACT.
516
00:24:22,191 --> 00:24:24,161
I'M BASICALLY A GOOD GUY,
517
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:27,073
BUT I AM ALWAYS ATTRACTED
TO CRUEL WOMEN.
518
00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:28,966
(Trevor) IT'S TRUE.
519
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,098
I'M LOOSEY-GOOSEY
AND WEAR PRIMARY COLORS
520
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:33,600
BUT TOTALLY GOT A THING
FOR UPTIGHT WOMEN
521
00:24:33,603 --> 00:24:36,153
WHO DRESS IN EARTH TONES.
522
00:24:36,145 --> 00:24:38,905
I'M NOT SAYING
OPPOSITES DON'T ATTRACT.
523
00:24:38,908 --> 00:24:41,178
WHAT I'M SAYING IS,
524
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:43,850
IS THAT ONCE THE HEAT
OF THAT ATTRACTION COOLS,
525
00:24:43,853 --> 00:24:45,593
AND IT ALWAYS DOES,
526
00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:47,115
THAT HAVING
OPPOSING TEMPERAMENTS
527
00:24:47,116 --> 00:24:50,516
CAN BE AN IMPEDIMENT
TO A LONG-LASTING RELATIONSHIP.
528
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,090
I HAVE ONE MORE MEETING
WITH TREVOR TOMORROW.
529
00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:56,102
I SHOULD BE FINISHED WITH
HIS REPORT BY TOMORROW NIGHT.
530
00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:59,095
GREAT. THEN I'LL SWING BY.
AND JUST SO YOU KNOW,
531
00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:01,628
I DO HAVE A FEW IRONS
IN THE FIRE,
532
00:25:01,631 --> 00:25:04,831
BUT I HAVEN'T QUITE FOUND
THE PERFECT MATCH FOR YOU YET.
533
00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:06,844
(cell phone rings)
EXCUSE ME.
534
00:25:06,836 --> 00:25:09,176
(beep)
TREVOR PIERCE LOVE LINE.
535
00:25:09,178 --> 00:25:12,138
I'M TRYING TO DECIDE
WHAT TO WEAR TO LANCE'S PARTY.
536
00:25:12,141 --> 00:25:14,941
I NEED ELEGANT.
ALL I'VE GOT...
537
00:25:14,944 --> 00:25:16,954
is 1980s cheesy.
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
538
00:25:16,946 --> 00:25:21,516
THAT'S A LITTLE BIT OUT
OF MY AREA OF EXPERTISE.
539
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,920
BUT MAYBE I CAN
WORK SOMETHING OUT.
540
00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:26,663
(Debbie) THIS IS SO NICE
OF YOU, DR. McCRAE.
541
00:25:26,656 --> 00:25:28,696
THANKS FOR LETTING ME OVER.
542
00:25:28,698 --> 00:25:31,228
UH, SURE. I'M GLAD
WE'RE THE SAME SIZE.
543
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:33,630
(whispers)
THIS IS A RIDICULOUS IDEA.
544
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:36,843
WHAT? SHE GETS A DRESS,
YOU GET A MASSAGE. IT'S WIN-WIN.
545
00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:39,736
THE BRIDGE-AND-TUNNEL GIRL
WITH THE PARK AVENUE GUY?
546
00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:41,739
IT CAN'T WORK.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
547
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,741
IT'S NICE,
BUT I DON'T KNOW.
548
00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:47,283
WALTER WOULD HAVE
A WORD FOR IT.
I THINK THE WORD
WOULD BE "MEH."
549
00:25:47,276 --> 00:25:50,546
I LIKE IT. RESERVED, YET--
SHE'S NOT DOING HIS TAXES. NEXT.
550
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,051
NOW IF I'M TO UNDERSTAND YOU,
551
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:58,233
THIS LANCE IS THE SCION
OF A PROMINENT BANKING FAMILY?
552
00:25:58,227 --> 00:26:02,257
YOU ARE LEADING THIS LAMB
TO SLAUGHTER, TREVOR.
THE FAMILY WILL NEVER KNOW.
WE'VE GOT THAT COVERED.
553
00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,191
OF COURSE THEY'LL KNOW.
554
00:26:04,193 --> 00:26:06,943
I KNOW WHAT WALTER
WOULD SAY ABOUT THIS.
555
00:26:10,099 --> 00:26:11,139
"WOOF"?
556
00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:13,140
"PRURIENT."
557
00:26:13,142 --> 00:26:15,882
HE ACTUALLY USES WORDS
LIKE THAT IN CONVERSATION.
558
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:18,275
THAT MUST BE ANNOYING.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
559
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,777
HE'S LIKE MY OWN
WORD-OF-THE-DAY CALENDAR.
560
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:24,210
I FEEL MYSELF GETTING SMARTER
WHENEVER I'M AROUND HIM.
561
00:26:24,213 --> 00:26:26,593
I'VE BEEN
TO THE VANDERFIELD CLUB.
562
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:29,785
THAT DRESS
MIGHT BE A BIT MUCH.
SHOW CLAIRE WHAT YOU AND WALTER
HAVE BEEN WORKING ON.
563
00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:31,059
YEAH, OKAY.
564
00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:33,790
(snooty voice)
THE JETS' ACQUISITION
565
00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,363
OF BRETT FAVRE
566
00:26:35,364 --> 00:26:39,374
CAN'T SIMPLY BE VIEWED
IN TERMS OF WINS AND LOSSES.
567
00:26:39,368 --> 00:26:42,368
THAT IS ODD AND AMAZING.
(chuckles)
568
00:26:42,371 --> 00:26:46,211
WALTER'S BEEN
A GREAT HELP, HASN'T HE?
(normal voice)
WALTER IS THE BEST.
569
00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:49,205
SOMETHING
ABOUT THOSE UPTOWN BOYS?
WALTER'S NOT UPTOWN.
570
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:52,878
HE'S FROM SOUTH BOSTON.
HE'S FAKING IT, JUST LIKE ME.
571
00:26:52,882 --> 00:26:55,342
HE JUST HAS
A 20-YEAR HEAD START.
572
00:26:55,344 --> 00:26:56,994
HE'S JUST...
573
00:26:56,986 --> 00:26:58,386
AMAZING?
574
00:26:58,387 --> 00:27:00,117
YEAH.
575
00:27:04,854 --> 00:27:08,034
SO AFTER ALL THIS BROUHAHA,
THEY FINALLY FIGURE OUT
576
00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:11,027
THAT THERE'S TWO BLONDES
IN THE TOWN NAMED LILY.
577
00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:14,030
YOU WROTE DOWN "BROUHAHA."
IT'S A REGIONAL MARKER.
578
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:18,213
'CAUSE I WAS GONNA GO
WITH "KERFUFFLE."
SO WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE BROTHERS?
579
00:27:18,207 --> 00:27:20,667
(Irish brogue)
COME ON. HE'S CODDIN' YA.
580
00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:22,910
I'VE HEARD THAT STORY TEN WAYS.
581
00:27:22,912 --> 00:27:25,412
(imitates Irish brogue)
DON'T BE TWISTING HAY, BOYO.
582
00:27:25,414 --> 00:27:28,224
(normal voice)
DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN. SIT.
583
00:27:28,217 --> 00:27:30,417
SIT, SIT.
(sighs)
584
00:27:30,419 --> 00:27:34,419
OKAY, LOOK. I NEED
TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.
585
00:27:34,423 --> 00:27:36,293
DEBBIE.
586
00:27:36,285 --> 00:27:38,885
IS THAT A QUESTION?
587
00:27:38,888 --> 00:27:41,228
YEAH. SEE, I'M GETTING
A VIBE FROM HER
588
00:27:41,230 --> 00:27:43,230
THAT SHE REALLY DIGS YOU.
589
00:27:43,232 --> 00:27:45,942
AND I NEED TO KNOW
IF YOU DIG HER BACK,
590
00:27:45,935 --> 00:27:48,795
'CAUSE THE CLOCK
IS TICKING, MY FRIEND.
591
00:27:48,798 --> 00:27:51,298
BY TOMORROW NIGHT, SHE JUST
MIGHT BE LOST FOREVER.
592
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:55,200
AREN'T YOU TRYING
TO REUNITE DEBBIE WITH LANCE?
NO.
593
00:27:55,204 --> 00:27:59,254
I'M TRYING TO UNITE DEBBIE
WITH HER TRUE LOVE.
594
00:28:09,258 --> 00:28:12,088
EVENING, BOSS.
NO WORD FROM ANTHONY RUSSO.
595
00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:14,761
JOSIE, DO YOU KNOW
FRANCINE MEYERS,
596
00:28:14,764 --> 00:28:16,774
WORKS IN RECORDS?
RUNS A SCRABBLE LEAGUE.
597
00:28:16,766 --> 00:28:19,266
YEAH, I MET HER
AT THE WINE THING.
WINE THING?
598
00:28:19,268 --> 00:28:22,268
SHE HOSTS A TASTING
AT THIS WINE BAR IN SOHO.
599
00:28:22,271 --> 00:28:24,271
I WOULDN'T EXACTLY
RECOMMEND IT
600
00:28:24,273 --> 00:28:26,283
UNLESS YOU'RE
INTO MUSEUM GOSSIP
601
00:28:26,275 --> 00:28:29,005
AND TALKING ABOUT WINE
MORE THAN YOU DRINK IT.
602
00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:31,338
DO YOU KNOW IF SHE'S SINGLE?
603
00:28:37,186 --> 00:28:38,386
DEBBIE.
604
00:28:38,387 --> 00:28:41,017
'CAUSE NOTHING SAYS
"THANK YOU"
605
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:44,050
LIKE THE PHONETIC ALPHABET
ON CUPCAKES! (laughs)
606
00:28:53,102 --> 00:28:55,302
HERE. (laughs nervously)
YEAH.
607
00:28:55,304 --> 00:28:57,914
I MIGHT'VE EATEN THE "E"
WITH THE UMLAUT.
608
00:28:59,869 --> 00:29:01,939
TO HARD WORK PAYING OFF.
609
00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:05,341
TO FINDING MORE
THAN JUST MY VOICE.
610
00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:06,484
(clink)
611
00:29:10,419 --> 00:29:12,119
YOU KNOW, DEBBIE,
612
00:29:12,121 --> 00:29:16,391
THE TRUTH IS, I'VE REALLY
ENJOYED OUR TIME TOGETHER.
613
00:29:16,385 --> 00:29:19,255
YEAH. WHAT A CHALLENGE,
RIGHT?
614
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:22,258
(chuckles)
YES. NO. WELL...
615
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,431
WHAT I MEAN IS I...
616
00:29:24,433 --> 00:29:27,403
I'M NOT QUITE SURE
HOW TO SAY THIS.
617
00:29:27,396 --> 00:29:30,196
(knock on door)
618
00:29:30,199 --> 00:29:33,069
SAY WHAT, WALTER?
619
00:29:39,448 --> 00:29:42,448
HEY. I JUST SWUNG BY
TO PICK UP THAT REPORT.
620
00:29:42,451 --> 00:29:45,011
IS IT READY?
OH, YES, UH, COME IN.
621
00:29:45,014 --> 00:29:46,424
(Debbie) HEY, CLAIRE.
622
00:29:46,415 --> 00:29:49,315
OH, I'M NOT INTERRUPTING
A LESSON, AM I?
623
00:29:49,318 --> 00:29:50,958
HERE YOU ARE, CLAIRE.
624
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,390
TRULY A FASCINATING CASE.
625
00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:55,162
OH, I CAN'T WAIT.
626
00:29:55,164 --> 00:29:58,934
AND TO SHOW YOU WHAT
I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON, TOO--
627
00:29:58,928 --> 00:30:00,928
I HAVE FOUND
THE IDEAL WOMAN FOR YOU.
628
00:30:00,930 --> 00:30:03,430
SHE IS EVERYTHING
YOU SAID YOU WANTED.
UH...
629
00:30:03,432 --> 00:30:06,112
CEREBRAL, RESERVED, CULTURED.
630
00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:09,105
I SHOULD BE GOING.
(laughs nervously)
631
00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:10,338
BIG DEBUT TOMORROW.
632
00:30:10,339 --> 00:30:13,239
BEST OF LUCK
WITH THE GIRL.
633
00:30:13,242 --> 00:30:16,122
SHE SOUNDS PERFECT.
(chuckles nervously)
634
00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:17,445
HUH?
635
00:30:17,446 --> 00:30:19,386
(door closes)
636
00:30:27,056 --> 00:30:29,396
MY BEST GUESS
IS HE'S AN ARMY BRAT.
637
00:30:29,398 --> 00:30:31,328
HE'S TRAVELED
ALL OVER THE WORLD.
638
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,330
THAT'S WHAT MADE HIM
SUCH A TIME-CONSUMING CASE.
639
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:36,272
HE USES IDIOMS AND EXPRESSIONS
THAT I'VE QUITE LITERALLY
640
00:30:36,265 --> 00:30:40,235
NEVER HEARD OUT OF THE MOUTH
OF AN AMERICAN.
HE SOUNDS LIKE HALF THE GUYS
IN NEW YORK TO ME.
641
00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:42,239
YEAH, BUT HE'S A MIMIC.
YOU COULD DROP HIM IN GEORGIA,
642
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:45,241
COME BACK A WEEK LATER,
HE'D SOUND LIKE BOSS HOGG.
643
00:30:45,244 --> 00:30:48,254
WAIT. AN ARMY BRAT. WHAT ABOUT
THE SON OF MISSIONARIES?
644
00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:52,447
YEAH, THAT WOULD
MAKE SENSE. WHY?
WE HAD A LEAD ON TREVOR'S
REAL NAME--ANTHONY RUSSO.
645
00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:54,881
I HAD MY ASSISTANT DO
A GOOGLE SEARCH.
646
00:30:54,884 --> 00:30:56,894
THERE WERE HUNDREDS.
647
00:30:56,886 --> 00:30:58,886
BUT ONE OF THOSE MENTIONS
A STORY
648
00:30:58,888 --> 00:31:01,258
ABOUT MISSIONARIES IN AFRICA,
AN OLDER COUPLE.
649
00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:03,560
THEY MENTION A SON--ANTHONY.
650
00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:06,402
I THINK WE FOUND OUR CUPID.
651
00:31:06,395 --> 00:31:11,035
WELL, DR. CLAIRE McCRAE,
AS I LIVE AND BREATHE.
652
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,640
WHAT'S YOUR POISON?
653
00:31:12,641 --> 00:31:15,341
I'M NOT HERE TO DRINK,
TREVOR.
654
00:31:15,344 --> 00:31:18,014
I GET IT.
LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR?
655
00:31:18,007 --> 00:31:20,507
SEE JOHNSON OVER THERE?
656
00:31:20,509 --> 00:31:23,379
I HEAR HE HAS A REAL
"I DREAM OF JEANNIE" FETISH.
657
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:26,222
NOW THERE'S
THIS COSTUME SHOP--
658
00:31:26,215 --> 00:31:28,885
I'VE GOT A STORY
I WANT TO SHARE WITH YOU.
659
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,357
A LOVE STORY.
660
00:31:30,359 --> 00:31:32,589
OH, MY FAVORITE KIND.
661
00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:35,931
THE STORY'S ABOUT A SCHOLAR,
A UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR.
662
00:31:35,925 --> 00:31:39,295
LET'S GIVE HIM A NAME,
SAY...
663
00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:42,368
ANTHONY RUSSO.
664
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:47,342
RUSSO FALLS IN LOVE
WITH ONE OF HIS STUDENTS.
665
00:31:47,336 --> 00:31:48,536
OLD STORY.
666
00:31:48,537 --> 00:31:51,177
HE FALLS MADLY IN LOVE
WITH HER.
667
00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:53,910
SHE RECIPROCATES,
BUT THE SEMESTER ENDS.
668
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,592
FOR HER,
IT WAS JUST A PASSING FLING.
669
00:31:56,585 --> 00:32:00,045
AND FOR HIM,
IT WAS MUCH MORE.
670
00:32:00,049 --> 00:32:01,919
LIKE I SAID, OLD STORY.
671
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,920
BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE.
672
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,462
HE CAN'T STOP THINKING
ABOUT HER.
673
00:32:06,455 --> 00:32:09,125
HE STALKS HER, HE LEAVES
DRUNKEN MESSAGES ON HER MACHINE.
674
00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:11,128
SHE REPORTS HIM
TO THE UNIVERSITY.
675
00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:13,430
HE RESIGNS IN DISGRACE.
HE SNAPS.
(snaps fingers)
676
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:16,312
HE HAS TO GET AS FAR AWAY
FROM HER AS POSSIBLE,
677
00:32:16,305 --> 00:32:18,465
BUT HE'S GOT
NO FAMILY SUPPORT.
678
00:32:18,467 --> 00:32:19,967
FOR SAKE OF ARGUMENT,
679
00:32:19,969 --> 00:32:22,109
HIS PARENTS
ARE LIVING IN AFRICA.
680
00:32:22,111 --> 00:32:26,051
RUSSO CHANGES HIS IDENTITY,
MOVES ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
681
00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:29,415
EVENTUALLY, HE CAN'T EVEN
REMEMBER WHO HE IS.
682
00:32:29,418 --> 00:32:33,478
HE TELLS PEOPLE
HE'S THE GOD OF LOVE.
683
00:32:38,587 --> 00:32:41,427
OKAY. NOT BAD.
684
00:32:41,430 --> 00:32:43,730
BUT I GOT A BETTER ONE
FOR YOU.
685
00:32:43,732 --> 00:32:46,742
LET'S TAKE YOUR PROFESSOR.
686
00:32:46,735 --> 00:32:51,095
BUT THIS TIME, LET'S MAKE RUSSO
A REAL ASS HOUND,
687
00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:53,100
ALWAYS SEDUCING THE COEDS.
688
00:32:53,102 --> 00:32:58,282
THEN, UNEXPECTEDLY,
HE FALLS FOR ONE OF HIS PEERS--
689
00:32:58,277 --> 00:32:59,977
ANOTHER PROFESSOR.
690
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,678
HEAD OVER HEELS.
691
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,480
THIS MORALLY BANKRUPT MAN
FINALLY FINDS SOMEONE
692
00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:10,424
WHO TURNS HIM INTO THE MAN
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE.
693
00:33:10,419 --> 00:33:14,159
THEN SOME JEALOUS COED,
694
00:33:14,163 --> 00:33:17,373
WHO HE THREW AWAY
THE YEAR BEFORE,
695
00:33:17,366 --> 00:33:20,296
MAKES IT HER MISSION
TO SPOIL HIS HAPPINESS.
696
00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:24,369
TELLS THE NEW WOMAN ALL ABOUT
THE GIRLS HE'S SEDUCED.
697
00:33:24,373 --> 00:33:28,083
WELL, THE PROFESSOR'S LOVER
CAN'T TAKE IT,
698
00:33:28,077 --> 00:33:29,377
WANTS TO ESCAPE,
699
00:33:29,378 --> 00:33:32,408
TO SLEEP UNTIL IT DOESN'T
HURT ANYMORE.
700
00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:34,681
FIGURES THE MORE PILLS
SHE TAKES,
701
00:33:34,683 --> 00:33:37,453
THE LONGER SHE'LL SLEEP.
702
00:33:37,446 --> 00:33:42,046
WELL, OUR PRINCE CHARMING
FINDS HER IN BED,
703
00:33:42,051 --> 00:33:45,591
BUT NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES
HE KISSES HER,
704
00:33:45,594 --> 00:33:48,164
SHE WON'T WAKE UP.
705
00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:53,359
I'M NOT SURE
ABOUT YOUR ENDING, EITHER.
706
00:33:53,362 --> 00:33:54,662
IT'S A TAD HACKNEYED.
707
00:33:54,663 --> 00:33:56,773
INSTEAD OF THE INSANITY BIT,
708
00:33:56,765 --> 00:33:59,605
LET'S SAY HE TRAVELS
FROM VILLAGE TO VILLAGE
709
00:33:59,608 --> 00:34:02,338
WRESTLING GORGONS
FOR SACKS OF GOLD.
710
00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:05,441
SOMEONE HURT YOU VERY BADLY,
ANTHONY.
711
00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:07,584
THE NAME'S CUPID.
712
00:34:07,576 --> 00:34:10,246
AND, YOU KNOW, I KNOW
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
713
00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:12,549
BUT GIVE WALTER
ANOTHER 24 HOURS,
714
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,681
YOU'LL BE A BELIEVER.
WALTER?
715
00:34:14,683 --> 00:34:16,533
TREVOR, I FOUND SOMEONE
716
00:34:16,525 --> 00:34:19,725
WHO I THINK WILL BE
A GOOD MATCH FOR WALTER.
717
00:34:19,728 --> 00:34:22,728
HE CAME TO ME FOR HELP, SO I
WILL ASK YOU NOT TO INTERFERE.
718
00:34:22,731 --> 00:34:28,271
YOU GOT SOMEONE FOR HIM?
(chuckles) I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
I MOST CERTAINLY DO.
719
00:34:28,267 --> 00:34:30,467
WHO? QUICK.
NO TIME TO THINK.
HER NAME IS FRANCINE MEYERS.
SHE WORKS AT THE HOSPITAL.
720
00:34:30,469 --> 00:34:33,369
AND THEY'RE HAVING LUNCH
TOGETHER TOMORROW AT OSTUNI.
721
00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:36,382
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN SET PEOPLE UP.
722
00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:39,245
I'VE GOT A REAL KNACK
FOR THIS.
723
00:34:39,248 --> 00:34:40,678
MMM.
724
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,079
AHH.
725
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,280
WAITER?
726
00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:46,462
KEEP IT COMIN'.
WHERE WAS I?
727
00:34:46,455 --> 00:34:49,115
UH, YOU WERE TELLING ME
ABOUT YOUR FORMER LOVERS.
728
00:34:49,118 --> 00:34:51,818
THAT'S RIGHT. WHO WAS I ON?
DONALD.
729
00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:54,190
OH. DONALD.
730
00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:55,593
MY BIG "WHAT IF?"
731
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,304
DONALD.
732
00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:58,526
DONALD.
733
00:34:58,527 --> 00:35:00,167
DONALD.
734
00:35:00,169 --> 00:35:03,329
CLAIRE INDICATED
YOU'RE A SCRABBLE PLAYER.
735
00:35:03,332 --> 00:35:06,542
WHAT IF? WHAT IF I HAD
STEPPED UP THAT NIGHT?
736
00:35:06,535 --> 00:35:09,305
HE WAS MY ONE TRUE LOVE,
BUT I LET HIM GO.
737
00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,538
THOUGHT I'D GET ANOTHER SHOT.
738
00:35:11,540 --> 00:35:14,280
AND NOW, WELL...
739
00:35:14,283 --> 00:35:15,583
JUST LOOK AT ME.
740
00:35:17,486 --> 00:35:20,686
LOOK AT ME!
741
00:35:20,689 --> 00:35:22,789
CHECK?
742
00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:25,821
WAIT. BEFORE I RIDE SHOTGUN
ON THE STAGECOACH TO CRAZY...
743
00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:28,534
TELL ME AGAIN
WHY YOU NEED THE NIGHT OFF.
744
00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:31,527
ANY MINUTE NOW, A DESPERATE
MAN'S GONNA COME IN HERE
745
00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:35,430
AND NEED MY HELP.
THIS MAN IS GONNA WALK
THROUGH THAT DOOR IN MY BAR,
746
00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:38,744
AND HE'S GONNA ASK YOU
FOR HELP DOING... CUPID STUFF?
YEAH.
747
00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:41,907
(sighs) YOU KNOW, I CAN GO
MOST DAYS WITHOUT THE FACT
748
00:35:41,910 --> 00:35:44,710
THAT I PLUCKED YOU OUT
OF A MENTAL INSTITUTION
749
00:35:44,713 --> 00:35:48,783
ENTERING MY MIND,
AND THEN--
TREVOR! I NEED YOUR HELP.
IT'S ABOUT DEBBIE.
750
00:35:48,777 --> 00:35:51,277
UNBELIEVABLE.
751
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,280
YEAH, SURE, GO.
752
00:35:54,883 --> 00:35:57,393
WHAT ARE YOU,
ABOUT A 40 REGULAR?
753
00:35:57,386 --> 00:35:59,326
UH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
754
00:35:59,328 --> 00:36:01,358
(sighs) HERE YOU GO.
755
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,760
WHAT'S THIS?
756
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:05,691
THAT'S HOW
YOU'RE GETTING DEBBIE BACK.
757
00:36:09,338 --> 00:36:11,568
TELL ME THE TRUTH. WHEN YOU
CAME UP WITH THIS PLAN,
758
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:14,900
YOU WERE WATCHING
"SCOOBY-DOO."
WE'RE IN, AREN'T WE?
759
00:36:14,903 --> 00:36:16,913
I MEAN, YOU COULD'VE STATED
YOUR CASE LAST NIGHT,
760
00:36:16,905 --> 00:36:18,775
BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME.
761
00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:20,777
GRAB A TRAY OF HORS D'OEUVRES.
LET'S GO.
762
00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:23,779
(classical music playing)
763
00:36:26,655 --> 00:36:28,385
THANK YOU.
764
00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:34,590
(indistinct conversations,
laughter)
765
00:36:40,929 --> 00:36:44,929
♪♪
766
00:36:44,933 --> 00:36:46,613
OH, MY.
767
00:36:53,482 --> 00:36:56,422
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
768
00:36:56,415 --> 00:36:58,815
(snooty voice)
WHY, MR. STILLWELL,
769
00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:01,347
YOU DO FLATTER.
770
00:37:01,350 --> 00:37:02,650
(chuckles)
771
00:37:05,294 --> 00:37:08,304
YOU'RE EMPTY. GET BACK
TO THE KITCHEN AND LOAD UP.
772
00:37:09,528 --> 00:37:11,528
(snooty voice)
I'M SURE ST. PETERSBURG
773
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,500
IS WONDERFUL
THIS TIME OF YEAR,
774
00:37:13,502 --> 00:37:17,372
THOUGH I CONFESS, I'VE ONLY
BEEN THERE FOR SPRING BREAK.
775
00:37:17,366 --> 00:37:19,566
(laughing)
776
00:37:19,568 --> 00:37:22,238
WELL, WHAT SORT OF WORK
DO YOU DO?
777
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,710
SHE'S IN, UH... HEALTH CARE.
778
00:37:25,714 --> 00:37:27,724
YEAH, OKAY,
SO MAYBE I'M THINKING
779
00:37:27,716 --> 00:37:29,716
I WASN'T SO CLEAR EARLIER.
780
00:37:29,718 --> 00:37:31,948
REMEMBER THAT "BEST MAN
SCENARIO" I WAS TALKING ABOUT?
781
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,980
YOU'RE THE BEST MAN.
NOW GET OVER THERE.
782
00:37:33,982 --> 00:37:36,532
DEBBIE DESERVES TO BE LOVED
FOR WHO SHE IS,
783
00:37:36,525 --> 00:37:40,285
NOT FOR WHO
SHE'S TRYING TO BE.
784
00:37:40,289 --> 00:37:41,689
MOTHER, FATHER,
785
00:37:41,690 --> 00:37:44,430
ALLOW ME
TO INTRODUCE YOU TO...
786
00:37:44,433 --> 00:37:46,973
DEBORAH STEIN.
787
00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:50,595
MR. AND MRS. STILLWELL,
IT'S MY PLEASURE.
788
00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:54,039
LANCE HAS SAID SUCH
WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT YOU.
789
00:37:54,042 --> 00:37:56,552
STEIN? IS THAT JEWISH?
790
00:37:56,545 --> 00:37:59,505
UH, OF COURSE NOT, MOTHER.
IT'S GERMAN.
791
00:37:59,508 --> 00:38:01,778
BUT, UH, ANYWAY, HER LAST NAME
IS, UH, IRRELEVANT,
792
00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:04,650
BECAUSE IT'S MY HOPE THAT,
UH, IF SHE'LL HAVE ME,
793
00:38:04,653 --> 00:38:08,293
HER LAST NAME
WILL SOON BE STILLWELL.
794
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,456
(crash)
795
00:38:10,459 --> 00:38:13,559
(guests murmuring)
796
00:38:13,562 --> 00:38:15,592
THEY'VE BEEN HAVING
SO MUCH TROUBLE
797
00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:18,374
WITH THE HELP HERE LATELY.
798
00:38:18,367 --> 00:38:21,997
I'M SO SORRY.
799
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,500
I SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
800
00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:27,744
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
801
00:38:27,736 --> 00:38:31,476
(normal voice) YO!
802
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,880
IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?
803
00:38:34,883 --> 00:38:37,493
ONE LITTLE TRAY DUMP
AND YOU'RE TURNING TAIL?
804
00:38:37,486 --> 00:38:40,546
LET'S SEE YOUR "A" GAME, BOY.
MAN UP.
805
00:38:41,790 --> 00:38:43,890
UH, DEBORAH?
806
00:38:47,055 --> 00:38:50,355
(Boston accent)
HERE'S THE THING--
807
00:38:50,359 --> 00:38:53,799
THERE'S NOT A THING
I'D CHANGE ABOUT YOU.
808
00:38:53,802 --> 00:38:56,062
REALLY? NOTHIN'?
809
00:38:56,064 --> 00:38:58,644
'CAUSE I AIN'T CULTURED,
YOU KNOW,
810
00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:02,637
OR RESERVED, REALLY.
(laughs nervously)
811
00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:06,521
OR CEREBRAL. YOU THINK YOU CAN
PUT UP WITH A WOMAN LIKE THAT?
812
00:39:06,515 --> 00:39:08,575
YOU HAD ME AT "YO."
813
00:39:08,577 --> 00:39:10,477
(sniffles)
814
00:39:10,479 --> 00:39:13,749
MY NAME IS DEBBIE.
I'M A MASSEUSE.
815
00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:15,522
AND I MET YOUR SON
816
00:39:15,524 --> 00:39:18,694
ON A BOOZE CRUISE
DOWN AT CLUB MED.
817
00:39:33,442 --> 00:39:35,872
FRANCINE, I WANTED TO ASK
HOW YOUR DATE WENT
818
00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:37,554
WITH MY FRIEND WALTER.
819
00:39:37,546 --> 00:39:40,546
IT DIDN'T. HE CALLED
AND LEFT A MESSAGE CANCELING.
820
00:39:40,549 --> 00:39:43,479
IT'S TOO BAD.
HE SOUNDS LIKE A SWEET GUY.
821
00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:48,955
I JUST SAW FRANCINE--
822
00:39:48,957 --> 00:39:52,017
DR. McCRAE,
YOU HAVE A VISITOR.
823
00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:54,920
HI. I HEAR
YOU'RE HAVING MY BABY.
824
00:39:54,923 --> 00:39:57,673
(chuckles) I HAVE TO SAY,
825
00:39:57,666 --> 00:40:00,526
I-I THINK I WOULD'VE
REMEMBERED THE CONCEPTION.
826
00:40:00,529 --> 00:40:03,669
(chuckles)
YOU'RE ANTHONY RUSSO?
827
00:40:03,672 --> 00:40:07,012
PLEASE. UH, MY FRIENDS
CALL ME TONY.
828
00:40:08,637 --> 00:40:11,507
(Claire) CLASSICS DEPARTMENT
ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR
829
00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:13,510
ANTHONY RUSSO
RELOCATED TO MANHATTAN
830
00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:16,012
AFTER BEING FORCED OUT
OF RAINIER STATE.
831
00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:18,894
HE SOLD MOST OF HIS BOOKS
AT A USED BOOKSTORE
832
00:40:18,887 --> 00:40:20,587
IN THE VILLAGE.
833
00:40:20,589 --> 00:40:22,849
I SUPPOSE THAT'S HOW TREVOR
CAME INTO POSSESSION
834
00:40:22,851 --> 00:40:24,851
OF THE MYTHOLOGY TEXT
IN HIS ROOM.
835
00:40:24,853 --> 00:40:27,563
WHILE I'M BACK TO SQUARE ONE
IN MY SEARCH
836
00:40:27,556 --> 00:40:28,856
FOR TREVOR'S TRUE IDENTITY,
837
00:40:28,857 --> 00:40:32,497
HE REMAINS FOCUSED
ON HIS QUEST.
838
00:40:32,501 --> 00:40:34,961
♪ I WAS SEARCHIN' ♪
♪ SEARCHIN' ♪
839
00:40:34,963 --> 00:40:36,973
♪ ON A ONE-WAY STREET ♪
840
00:40:36,965 --> 00:40:38,565
♪ I WAS HOPIN' ♪
♪ HOPIN' ♪
841
00:40:38,567 --> 00:40:40,537
♪ FOR A CHANCE TO MEET ♪
842
00:40:40,539 --> 00:40:42,709
♪ I WAS WAITIN'
FOR THE OPERATOR... ♪
843
00:40:42,711 --> 00:40:44,711
IS THAT
THAT SAD DRUNK CHICK?
844
00:40:44,713 --> 00:40:48,923
ALL BLISSFUL AND PAIRED UP
LIKE AN ARK ANIMAL.
845
00:40:48,917 --> 00:40:50,947
HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?
846
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:53,549
♪ NO, NO, NO ♪
847
00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:56,732
♪ DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO ♪
848
00:40:56,725 --> 00:40:59,185
(both) ♪ I GOTTA GET BACK
TO YOU ♪
849
00:40:59,187 --> 00:41:01,627
♪♪
850
00:41:01,630 --> 00:41:04,690
♪ GOTTA SLOW DOWN ♪
♪ SLOW DOWN ♪
851
00:41:04,693 --> 00:41:06,703
♪ SWEET-TALKIN' WOMAN ♪
♪ SLOW DOWN ♪
852
00:41:06,695 --> 00:41:08,835
♪ YOU GOT ME RUNNIN' ♪
853
00:41:08,837 --> 00:41:11,937
WHO DO I HAVE TO PSYCHOANALYZE
AROUND HERE TO GET A DRINK?
854
00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:13,700
(Debbie) ♪ SLOW DOWN ♪
855
00:41:13,702 --> 00:41:15,972
SO I GUESS I KNOW WHY
YOU WERE SO ANXIOUS
856
00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:18,654
TO GET ME DOWN HERE--
YOU WANTED TO GLOAT.
857
00:41:18,647 --> 00:41:20,947
WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH?
WEREN'T YOU MATCHING DEBBIE
858
00:41:20,949 --> 00:41:23,679
WITH THE SCION
OF A PROMINENT LOCAL FAMILY?
859
00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:27,522
GEE... YOU REALLY BUNGLED
THIS ONE.
860
00:41:27,516 --> 00:41:29,956
THE CONDITIONS
ON THE GROUND CHANGED.
MM.
861
00:41:29,958 --> 00:41:32,618
I HAD TO WING IT.
BARKEEP?
WHERE'S THAT FREE BEER?
862
00:41:32,621 --> 00:41:34,591
IT'S COMING RIGHT UP.
863
00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:36,773
SHIRLEY.
ONE OF THE REGULARS HERE.
864
00:41:36,765 --> 00:41:39,565
SHE TEACHES AN IMPROV CLASS
OVER AT YUCK IT UPS.
865
00:41:39,568 --> 00:41:41,628
I'M THINKING ABOUT SIGNING UP.
EXPAND MY HORIZONS.
866
00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:44,200
NOTHING LIKE SELF-BETTERMENT.
867
00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:48,282
(both)
♪ I GOTTA GET BACK TO YOU ♪
868
00:41:48,276 --> 00:41:51,776
♪ YOU GOTTA SLOW DOWN ♪
♪ SLOW DOWN ♪
869
00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:53,880
THINGS SEEM TO BE GOING
PRETTY WELL.
870
00:41:53,882 --> 00:41:56,892
UH... YEAH. 'CAUSE WALTER
FOLLOWED MY ADVICE.
871
00:41:56,885 --> 00:41:59,945
YOUR ADVICE?
YEAH. HE TRUSTED HIS GUT.
872
00:41:59,948 --> 00:42:02,648
HE DIDN'T HOLD OUT
FOR MISS THINGS-IN-COMMON.
873
00:42:02,651 --> 00:42:04,751
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT HE DID DO.
874
00:42:04,753 --> 00:42:06,633
ARE YOU KIDDING?
875
00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:09,195
NAME ONE THING
THOSE TWO HAVE IN COMMON.
WORKING-CLASS BACKGROUND.
876
00:42:09,197 --> 00:42:12,027
NAME TWO THINGS.
THEY REMADE THEMSELVES
877
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,600
TO IMPROVE
THEIR SOCIAL ECONOMIC STANDING.
878
00:42:14,603 --> 00:42:17,273
LOOK, YOU MADE THE INTRODUCTION.
GIVE YOURSELF CREDIT FOR THAT.
879
00:42:17,265 --> 00:42:18,935
OH, TRUST ME, I AM.
880
00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:22,567
(Walter) ♪ HOLD ON,
SWEET-TALKIN' LOVER ♪
881
00:42:22,571 --> 00:42:24,571
(both) ♪ IT'S SO SAD ♪
882
00:42:24,573 --> 00:42:30,223
♪ IF THAT'S THE WAY IT'S OVER ♪
883
00:42:30,218 --> 00:42:33,548
(cheers and applause)
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