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[bell ringing]
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Monster attack in progress.
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Do we know what kind
of monster it is?
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Not yet.
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Mrs. Pumple thinks this
keeps kids from asking
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to use the bathroom, but
it actually encourages it.
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It's always there.
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Gently reminding you.
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Troop Grid having a hard time
locking in on the monster.
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Not sure why.
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We better move fast.
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You look nice.
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Thanks.
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I've got to give a TV interview
about tomorrow's unveiling
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of the Principal Nuss
memorial statue.
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I thought that was
last month.
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No, last month was the Nuss
Memorial Falafel Machine
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in the cafeteria.
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Wait, that's Nuss?
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Then, who's face have I been
drinking out of?
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[burp]
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That's Nuss too.
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That's a lotta Nuss.
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His ego gets fed
and I get another recommendation
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for the Over
Achiever's Society?"
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Are you already in the over
achievers society.
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Never hurts to get
another recommendation
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College app gold.
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Whoa!!!
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Jake, help me!!!!
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Can't get a good shot.
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Me neither.
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Jake!!!!!
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Hold on, Haley!
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[struggling grunts]
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Wow, it took out the whole
Alfred J. Nuss memorial
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bank of lockers.
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Is there anything you won't
put that guy's name on?
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Wait, one of those was
my locker!
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And my lunch was in there!
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Where is it?
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Where is it?
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Let it go.
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Jake it's fine, it's fine,
it's okay.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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It's in the Atrium after all.
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Man, this thing moves fast.
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Hit it before it disappears
down its hole.
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Too late.
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It's all gone: the algebra
books, the abacus,
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the surprise midterms.
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I'm beginning to love
this monster.
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Shoot.
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I'm late for
my TV interview.
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Jake,
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Snark 'em up.
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I'll be back quick
as I can.
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Any idea what we're
dealing with?
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Definitely a burrower.
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And a hoarder.
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Not a fan of algebra.
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Could be...one of 30
different kinds of monster.
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Hayley, you're late!!
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Head's up, Mr. Spezza's
seriously ticked.
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I'm seriously ticked!
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Called it.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Spezza.
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Well, to make up for it, by
planning a Spezza statue.
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[laughter]
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I'm serious.
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We're live in five seconds.
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Good luck.
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Thanks.
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I'm here at Lakewood High
with brown-nosing student,
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Hayley Steele, to talk
about tomorrow's--
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[ground rumbling]
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What's going on?
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Earthquake!!
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[ground rumbling]
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Did you see what
just happened?
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Uh... Where did the statue go?
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Uh...it...it's a practical joke.
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Burn!
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Funny, right?
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Funny?
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No seriously, Hayley.
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What really happened
to the statue?
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I told you.
It's a gag.
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Gags? You?
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Doesn't add up.
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What?
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I'm funny.
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Right?
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Things have taken an odd
turn as unfunny sophomore,
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Hayley Steele, seems
to be covering the truth
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behind the missing statue.
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That's not true.
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I'm very funny.
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Right, Mr. Spezza, tell her.
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Not funny now.
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Never have been.
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Now where's the statue?
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I am--
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It doesn't seem like we're
getting much
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from humorless Hayley Steele.
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But I'll check back in with
you, Bob, as we learn more.
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Let's get outta here.
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Come back!
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Guys!
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I'm just bursting with funny.
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I'm funny!!!!!!
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That's five attacks
in three hours,
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including Mrs. Gavin's
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improvisational
Shakespeare class.
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Make it six.
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The monster attacked
the Nuss statue.
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And you will not believe
what happened next:
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Mr. Spezza told me
I'm not funny.
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Wow?
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I know, right?
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Me not funny?
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I'm sorry, is this the part you
thought we wouldn't believe?
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Oh, come on you guys.
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My impression of
Patrick Starfish
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as a wizard at Hogwarts
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had people rolling
on the floor laughing.
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Yeah...
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we didn't want to tell you,
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but there was a piece of
toilet paper
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sticking out of
your skirt.
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It just kept blowing in the wind
every time you turned around.
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Like a butt cape.
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[laughing]
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I know in my heart,
I'm funny.
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I remember one thing
you do that's funny.
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Oh, yeah?
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What?
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That crazy, hyped-up character
that has to get all A's.
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Cracks me up every time.
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Not a character.
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Still funny.
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I'll show you
who's funny.
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I swear on my own grave,
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I'm going to take
things less seriously.
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You sure that's not
a character?
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[Computer]: Analysis complete.
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Uh-oh.
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I was hoping this wouldn't be
the case.
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A flaying Pincher Nole.
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I should have known.
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"Pincher'?
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That sounds painful.
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Pinch as in 'steal'
not pinch.
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The Flaying Pincher Mole
steals random items
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to build a nest
for its baby Moles.
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And once it's done,
it looks for food.
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It'll scarf down half the
students if we don't stop it.
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What a horrible way to go.
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Better than pinching.
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How do we find this thing?
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The only way to its lair is
through its ventilation tunnel.
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It's nearly impossible
to find.
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You'll need help.
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You're gonna need something with
the greatest sense of smell
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in any known dimension.
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Oh no, No way.
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I'm afraid it's your
only chance.
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What are you guys
talking about?
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Not what.
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Who?
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The Sniffer.
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What's a sniffer?
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[Computer voice]:
Basement level.
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Monster containment
Floor 97.
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Proceed with
extreme caution.
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Stay frosty.
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Only the worst of the worst
are gonna be here.
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It's crazy.
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I didn't even know we went
97 levels down.
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Okay, now we go.
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Careful.
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You can never be too prepared
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for what you are
about to encounter.
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Hey guys!
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Guess what I'm hiding
in my butt.
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I'll give you a hint,
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there are three
correct answers.
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This is the dreaded Sniffer?
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He doesn't look too scary.
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Dreaded not because
he's dangerous,
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but because he's --
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[snorts]
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The most annoying creature
in existence.
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Watch your mouth!!
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You need my help, okay?
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I can smell your desperation.
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You, I could smell when you
stepped off the elevator.
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Mentholated lip balm,
please.
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I'm impressed!
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You can tell that
just by...
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You know what?
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Keep it.
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Thanks.
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Watch the tail.
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Watch the tail!
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Sniffer, we're here to
offer you your freedom
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all you have to do is help us
find the Flaying Pincher Mole.
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Of course I'll help.
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We'll be like best buds!
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We'll hang out,
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tell stories like the time
when I was covered
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with Trogleeun snot--
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Hey, Hey!
Let's go already.
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Wait, I wanted to hear
the snot story.
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Hey, when can I have
a blaster of my own?
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Never.
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All you've got to do is find
the ventilation tunnel
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to the mole's lair.
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We'll take care of the rest.
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Will you please stand still?
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Sorry, I'd forgotten
the joyous smells up here.
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Barf-away vomit cleanser,
sweaty gym socks and...
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teen angst, which smells a
lot like sweaty gym socks.
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Just remember to keep
your tail in your pants.
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Okay, you're done.
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He'll totally blend in.
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This is cool.
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Give me that.
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A polo outfit?
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Really?
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It's my old one.
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Plus it's the only clothes I
could fine that would fit him.
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Okay, Sniffer,
you're ready to get started?
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Hey, where did he go?
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[sniffs]
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Cinnamon oatmeal?!
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Someone's Mom loves him
at breakfast time.
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Oooh.
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I want one of these.
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Look at the lights.
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I can have it, right?
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Can I have it now?
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[snorts]
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Sorry about that.
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Buy yourself a new phone.
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[snorts]
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You're not just here
to have fun.
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You're here to do a job.
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So would you please
just do it?
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If you really want my help,
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you're gonna need to feed
the beast.
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Cause I'm starving.
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First, I was shocked,
then I was impressed,
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now I'm just disgusted.
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Hey, I smell Blood Thrasher
and cheap perfume.
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It's not cheap!
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It was on sale!
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Ugh, you brought a Sniffer
up here?
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Keep it away from me.
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And if you say
"Blood Thrasher" again,
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I'll eat you whole.
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Message received.
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She's great.
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Terrifying, but good folks.
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[honks]
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Hello everyone, can I have
your detention?
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Oops, I meant to say attention.
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Hope I didn't scare any of you.
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Oh, no.
273
00:11:27,756 --> 00:11:28,546
How can we stop this?
274
00:11:28,653 --> 00:11:29,553
Maybe a freeze ray.
275
00:11:29,654 --> 00:11:30,834
How about this cafeteria,
huh?
276
00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:33,211
I poured ketchup on some
cardboard once.
277
00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:34,143
My mom called it a mess.
278
00:11:34,245 --> 00:11:35,825
Here, they call it lasagna.
279
00:11:35,936 --> 00:11:37,346
[laughter]
280
00:11:37,455 --> 00:11:38,145
Am I right?
281
00:11:42,115 --> 00:11:43,245
[laughter]
282
00:11:45,946 --> 00:11:46,526
What, what's wrong?
283
00:11:46,636 --> 00:11:48,536
Are you okay?
284
00:11:48,638 --> 00:11:50,608
Comedy is physically
painful for me.
285
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,710
Because you're half monster.
286
00:11:51,814 --> 00:11:52,754
No.
287
00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:55,400
Because you're terrible.
288
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:59,097
You talk my heart and you
crushed it, crushed it!!!!!
289
00:12:00,616 --> 00:12:03,266
Don't worry, guys, I'll be back
later with much more.
290
00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:04,547
She's hilarious.
291
00:12:04,654 --> 00:12:05,904
See?
292
00:12:06,001 --> 00:12:07,551
He knows funny.
293
00:12:07,657 --> 00:12:09,067
[laughs]
294
00:12:09,176 --> 00:12:10,656
Hey Sniffer, what do
you think of this?
295
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,014
[keys jingling]
296
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:17,430
[laughter]
297
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,949
I don't know how
you guys do it.
298
00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:21,499
There's been another attack,
guys.
299
00:12:21,602 --> 00:12:23,672
This time it's taken
a student.
300
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,644
Right.
301
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,366
Let's go.
302
00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:35,129
You'll forget everything
you saw here.
303
00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:37,197
But you will remember
how funny I am.
304
00:12:37,308 --> 00:12:40,898
Very, very funny.
305
00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:42,211
The Pincher Mole attacked
the cheerleaders
306
00:12:42,313 --> 00:12:43,593
and took the mascot.
307
00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:44,803
This tells us two things:
308
00:12:44,902 --> 00:12:46,492
One, it has begun
to feed its young.
309
00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:50,743
Two, job opening
on the pep squad!
310
00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:52,319
One time!
311
00:12:52,426 --> 00:12:54,006
Snarked the cheerleaders!
312
00:12:54,118 --> 00:12:55,048
Really?
313
00:12:55,153 --> 00:12:55,573
What?
314
00:12:55,671 --> 00:12:56,091
Okay.
315
00:12:56,189 --> 00:12:57,569
I admit it.
316
00:12:57,673 --> 00:13:00,613
Nobody thinks I'm funny
and I just don't understand it.
317
00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:04,060
Comedy isn't about
funny clothes and wigs.
318
00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:05,092
I got it!
319
00:13:05,198 --> 00:13:06,988
I got it, I got it!!!!
320
00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:08,506
You know how to find the
Mole's ventilation tunnel?
321
00:13:08,615 --> 00:13:09,645
No.
322
00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:11,344
The reason nobody's
found me funny
323
00:13:11,445 --> 00:13:14,025
is that I haven't been using
my natural comedic gift:
324
00:13:14,138 --> 00:13:15,278
Pranks.
325
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:16,550
Keep me posted on the Mole.
326
00:13:16,657 --> 00:13:17,897
And be ready to laugh,
you guys!
327
00:13:18,004 --> 00:13:19,254
Be ready to laugh.
328
00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:20,560
This is ridiculous.
329
00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:22,971
Some people have no idea
how they look to others.
330
00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:31,292
So, what do you guys wanna
do now?
331
00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:32,846
Find the ventilation tunnel!
332
00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:34,020
That's what you're
here to do!
333
00:13:34,123 --> 00:13:35,373
Of course, I'm gonna
find the Mole,
334
00:13:35,469 --> 00:13:37,709
but I thought we could
make a day out of it.
335
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,027
You don't wanna rush
what we have here--
336
00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:40,788
It's so special.
337
00:13:40,889 --> 00:13:43,029
♪ Jake, Kirby and
the Sni-i-ffer, ♪
338
00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:44,892
♪ we're the best of buds..."
339
00:13:44,996 --> 00:13:46,266
Come on! Everybody join!
340
00:13:46,377 --> 00:13:47,447
This isn't working.
341
00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:57,942
What are you doing?
342
00:13:58,044 --> 00:14:00,704
I'm about to prove once
and for all I'm funny.
343
00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:03,005
I don't think
that's provable.
344
00:14:03,118 --> 00:14:05,468
Watch and laugh.
345
00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:25,594
[laughter]
346
00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:28,972
Not good.
347
00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:30,035
Mr. Spezza!
348
00:14:30,145 --> 00:14:32,765
Ahhhh!!!!
349
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:37,702
Not funny, but thumbs up
on going bad girl.
350
00:14:37,807 --> 00:14:41,397
I think he's okay,
don't you?
351
00:14:43,813 --> 00:14:45,233
Please, please, please don't
put me back in there.
352
00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:45,922
I can help you.
353
00:14:46,023 --> 00:14:47,093
Help us?
354
00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:48,156
You've been stalling
the entire time.
355
00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:49,746
Okay, maybe a little.
356
00:14:49,854 --> 00:14:52,514
But I promise, from now on--
all business!
357
00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:54,375
[snorts]
358
00:14:54,479 --> 00:14:55,959
The Mole's about to attack.
359
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:57,337
Now you're just lying.
360
00:14:57,448 --> 00:14:58,828
Let's not make this harder
than it has to be.
361
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,312
Seriously. It's coming!
362
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:01,726
It's right behind you,
you're in real danger.
363
00:15:01,831 --> 00:15:03,561
Ooo, I'm scared.
364
00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:04,871
It's really coming
this time...
365
00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:06,323
So, it's a terrible idea
366
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:07,632
for me to kick my blaster
across the room--
367
00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:08,944
leaving me completely--
368
00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:11,216
Jake,
he's telling the truth!
369
00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:14,334
[roars]
370
00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:16,950
Uh-oh!
371
00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:17,784
Help!
372
00:15:17,882 --> 00:15:19,852
Come on, guys, help!!
373
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:29,197
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
374
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:33,792
I'm not a pro, but it doesn't
seem smart to kick away
375
00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:37,008
your blaster when
the Mole's attacking.
376
00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:43,528
Right?
377
00:15:43,632 --> 00:15:45,432
Okay, so I was stalling.
378
00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:46,950
But I knew that if I brought
you to the Mole,
379
00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:48,289
the fun would end!
380
00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:50,875
And I love, love, love
hanging with you guys--
381
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,574
Clamp your trap and find
the ventilation tunnel
382
00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:56,086
because the school basement
is really gross.
383
00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:57,846
We're getting there.
384
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:58,817
You were right.
385
00:15:58,923 --> 00:16:01,583
Not funny at all.
386
00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:04,484
[snorts]
387
00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:05,594
Oh, here it is.
388
00:16:05,688 --> 00:16:06,448
Ta-da!
389
00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:07,241
I should have known.
390
00:16:07,345 --> 00:16:08,995
Janitorial supplies.
391
00:16:09,106 --> 00:16:11,416
Pincher Moles love the fresh
scent of toilet cakes.
392
00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:13,012
But who doesn't, right?
393
00:16:14,525 --> 00:16:15,625
Thank you?
394
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:17,083
Can I get a 'thank you'?
395
00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:19,633
I only lead you right to
the doorstep of your monster.
396
00:16:19,737 --> 00:16:22,147
And that's why you're
going down first.
397
00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:24,807
To help us find Jake and
the rest of the students.
398
00:16:24,914 --> 00:16:25,544
[snorts]
399
00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:27,089
I don't know.
400
00:16:27,193 --> 00:16:28,373
I'm getting a lot of smells
from down there.
401
00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:29,260
[snorts]
402
00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:30,777
Sugar Snap cereal,
403
00:16:30,886 --> 00:16:32,126
[snorts]
404
00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:33,202
foot fungus,
405
00:16:33,302 --> 00:16:34,892
[snorts]
406
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,244
wait... mentholated lip balm.
407
00:16:38,342 --> 00:16:39,722
Got him.
408
00:16:43,554 --> 00:16:45,454
Jake.
409
00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:50,389
Jake, Jake!
410
00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:52,632
Jake, Jake!
411
00:16:52,735 --> 00:16:53,555
Echo.
412
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:54,767
Echo.
413
00:16:57,395 --> 00:16:58,185
We'll find him.
414
00:16:58,293 --> 00:16:59,713
He'll be okay.
415
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,681
Unless the baby Moles have
already started eating him,
416
00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:04,539
then we might find a
really nasty puddle of--
417
00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:07,964
Oh. I'm sure he's fine.
418
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,201
Over here!
419
00:17:09,304 --> 00:17:10,344
Is that him?
420
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:11,273
School mascot.
421
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:12,995
Help us, please.
422
00:17:13,101 --> 00:17:14,521
Before that thing
comes back.
423
00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:16,279
But I have to warn you,
424
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,240
you'll to need something more
powerful than school spirit.
425
00:17:18,347 --> 00:17:19,967
It's not afraid of anything.
426
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,973
I said, " Go Wombats" and it
still kept eating my foot off.
427
00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:28,385
Have any of you seen
Jake Collins?
428
00:17:28,495 --> 00:17:30,285
No, sorry.
429
00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:31,434
Find him!!
430
00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:32,643
Have you ever heard
the expression
431
00:17:32,741 --> 00:17:34,541
you can catch more
flies with honey'?
432
00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:36,059
Except instead of honey,
hamster hair.
433
00:17:36,158 --> 00:17:36,988
But not in tea.
434
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,820
In tea, you use gerbil hair.
435
00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:41,369
And there he is.
436
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,378
I'll take that hamster
hair now.
437
00:17:46,479 --> 00:17:47,409
Thank goodness.
438
00:17:47,514 --> 00:17:48,584
Are you okay?
439
00:17:55,902 --> 00:17:59,602
[roars]
440
00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:01,079
That thing is not so big.
441
00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:02,673
This thing will
go down easy, right?
442
00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:03,601
No doubt.
443
00:18:03,703 --> 00:18:04,573
Just wait for a clear shot.
444
00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:06,219
Watch out!
445
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:11,878
[laser fire]
446
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,878
Could this be any worse?
447
00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:45,612
There's only one thing
left to do, sing.
448
00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:47,160
♪ "Jake, Kirby
and the--" ♪
449
00:18:47,264 --> 00:18:47,954
Shut up!
450
00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:49,127
Right.
451
00:18:49,231 --> 00:18:51,921
Jake, my blaster is right
by your foot!
452
00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:53,267
Can you reach it?
453
00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:57,483
[roars]
454
00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:19,736
[laser fire]
455
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,232
I love you guys!
456
00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:25,993
Do you smell that?
457
00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:27,025
It's me.
458
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,000
Get me out, get me out!
459
00:19:30,099 --> 00:19:31,169
Jake...
460
00:19:39,108 --> 00:19:41,558
Boy, the monsters on the other
side are going to be
461
00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:43,493
so excited to see me.
462
00:19:43,596 --> 00:19:46,976
But it's hard, I'm going
to miss you guys too.
463
00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:50,642
You'll forget all about us,
hanging in your monster world
464
00:19:50,741 --> 00:19:54,371
with the rest of the Sniffers,
sipping gerbil hair tea.
465
00:19:54,469 --> 00:19:55,709
True, true.
466
00:19:55,815 --> 00:19:57,295
But in all my travels
throughout all my life,
467
00:19:57,403 --> 00:20:00,583
I will always remember you
three: Jake, the Brave.
468
00:20:00,682 --> 00:20:02,102
Kirby, the heart.
469
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,311
And Hayley, the Humorless.
470
00:20:05,411 --> 00:20:08,031
[laughs]
471
00:20:08,137 --> 00:20:09,237
It's not very funny.
472
00:20:09,346 --> 00:20:11,236
Good-bye, my friends.
473
00:20:11,348 --> 00:20:12,798
Good-bye.
474
00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:19,107
You know, I might actually
kind of miss him...
475
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,048
like the way I miss
having chicken pox.
476
00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:24,216
Guess what, guys?
477
00:20:24,326 --> 00:20:25,636
I'm back.
478
00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:29,061
Funny thing, they apparently
don't want me over there.
479
00:20:29,158 --> 00:20:30,638
Okay, well they need
to want you.
480
00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:31,746
You're one of them.
481
00:20:31,851 --> 00:20:33,021
Good-bye, good luck.
482
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:36,647
No!
483
00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:42,859
Alright, come on!
484
00:20:44,312 --> 00:20:45,142
That was a close one.
485
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,904
The portal's about to close.
486
00:20:47,004 --> 00:20:48,424
See!
487
00:20:48,523 --> 00:20:49,183
They seem to be pretty clear
about not wanting me
488
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:49,972
to go back.
489
00:20:50,076 --> 00:20:52,076
It's a joke, it's a joke.
490
00:20:52,181 --> 00:20:53,531
You tell them that.
491
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,078
Never mind.
492
00:20:57,704 --> 00:20:59,024
It's like we're meant
to be.
493
00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:00,119
[All]: Ah!!
494
00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:01,814
Party in HQ tonight.
495
00:21:01,915 --> 00:21:03,015
First thing's first,
496
00:21:03,123 --> 00:21:04,503
what kind of frog
do you like to lick?
497
00:21:05,988 --> 00:21:07,018
I'm buying.
498
00:21:09,785 --> 00:21:12,025
I picked up your
congratulations Nuss cake,
499
00:21:12,132 --> 00:21:13,892
plaque, and the balloons
are on the way.
500
00:21:13,996 --> 00:21:15,066
You sure it's all worth it.
501
00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:17,480
Just for the Over
Achiever's Club?
502
00:21:17,586 --> 00:21:18,996
Don't push it.
503
00:21:27,803 --> 00:21:29,743
May I have everyone's
attention please!
504
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,120
Welcome to the dedication of
505
00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:33,460
the Principal Nuss
memorial statue
506
00:21:33,568 --> 00:21:35,288
Great day for a ceremony, huh?
507
00:21:35,397 --> 00:21:37,427
Yeah, wait,
where's Sniffs-a-lot?
508
00:21:37,537 --> 00:21:38,747
Great news,
509
00:21:38,849 --> 00:21:40,399
there was a massive
Mole attack in Amsterdam.
510
00:21:40,506 --> 00:21:42,436
Hundreds of people missing.
511
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,162
And...I sent the Dutch
Troop the perfect solution
512
00:21:44,268 --> 00:21:45,438
to their problem.
513
00:21:45,545 --> 00:21:47,405
You sent the Sniffer
to Amsterdam?
514
00:21:47,513 --> 00:21:48,933
Without further adieu
515
00:21:49,031 --> 00:21:50,761
...with great honor I present
516
00:21:50,861 --> 00:21:54,591
the Principal Nuss
memorial statue.
517
00:21:54,692 --> 00:21:56,452
[applause]
518
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:05,185
That's all I could
save of it.
519
00:22:05,289 --> 00:22:13,539
[laughter]
520
00:22:13,642 --> 00:22:14,952
Well, lookee here.
521
00:22:15,057 --> 00:22:17,407
It seems as though somebody
owes me an apology.
522
00:22:17,508 --> 00:22:20,298
Apparently I'm crazy funny.
523
00:22:20,408 --> 00:22:21,308
That's accidental comedy.
524
00:22:21,409 --> 00:22:22,099
Doesn't count.
525
00:22:22,202 --> 00:22:24,102
I'm afraid he's right.
526
00:22:24,204 --> 00:22:27,554
Accidental or not,
I'm funny.
527
00:22:27,656 --> 00:22:29,486
I know it and you know it.
528
00:22:29,589 --> 00:22:30,869
I'm really, really funny!
529
00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:37,150
[laughter]
530
00:22:37,252 --> 00:22:38,432
Now that's funny.
531
00:22:38,529 --> 00:22:39,839
See?
532
00:22:39,944 --> 00:22:41,884
Totally funny, right?
533
00:22:41,981 --> 00:22:43,121
Told ya!
534
00:22:43,223 --> 00:22:49,443
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