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Jake >> Again, I think
your hair looks great.
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Hayley >> Well, you know what?
You wouldn't understand
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because you have a bad
hair day everyday.
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>> Girls!
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[fizzle]
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[monster gurgles]
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[emergency warning tones]
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Are you still talking
about my hair?
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>> Circle around.
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[emergency warning tones]
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[monster gurgles]
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[pop, zap]
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[bing bing]
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>> Sorry.
[monster gurgles]
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[emergency warning tones]
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***
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[emergency warning tones]
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***
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Stockley >> You kids,
stop this right now!
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[monster gurgles]
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What is going on here?
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>> Well, ah,
the monster escaped...
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Stockley >> Please,
and take that thing off.
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Look at this mess.
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What do you have
to say for yourself?
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>> They made me do it.
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[gurgles]
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You guys can't just keep
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playing 'catch 'n capture'
with the monsters.
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Especially you, Jake.
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Now you owe me two Troop
reports, ten pages each.
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Jake >> That won't be that hard.
>> Title page doesn't count.
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>> Aw, man.
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>> Mr. Stockley, we were just
trying have a little bit of fun.
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>> Well, it's all well and good
till a Cyclops loses an eye.
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Now you guys get to work
cleaning this place up.
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Felix >> Yes, sir.
Stockley >> Oh no!
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My World's Greatest
Troop Leader mug.
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I don't even like coffee.
I drink out of it
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four times a day
just to show it off.
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>> Why don't you drink tea?
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>> Jake, it's a coffee mug.
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Well, you guys better be on
better behaviour tomorrow.
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I'm finally going to the
dentist to have a tooth pulled.
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>> Your dentist got
his license back?
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>> Nope.
But I did find this
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underneath my windshield
wiper this morning.
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>> Rust-Proofing?
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And discount dental services.
>> Lucky day or what?
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Anyway, you guys are going to
have a substitute Troop leader.
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Her name is Bianca Stonehouse.
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Felix >> Aaaaa!
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>> Wait.
The Bianca Stonehouse?
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>> That's right.
Hayley >> Aaaa!
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Jake >> Is she famous?
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Hayley >> She is a legend.
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When she was in The Troop,
she was known as the toughest,
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bravest monster
fighter of all times.
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Everyone had the Bianca
Stonehouse hair cut.
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>> It was not a
good look for guys.
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Hayley >> There's even
a maneuver named after her
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- The Stonehouse kick.
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It's where you kick a monster
in the face, like this.
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[whack, crash]
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[murmur of students]
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Jake >> Can't wait to meet
this Bianca Stonehouse.
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She sounds incredible.
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Felix >> Bianca specialized in
the most dangerous creatures.
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Jake >> Isn't 'Man' the
most dangerous creature?
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Felix >> That hasn't been
true since werewolves
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started riding sharks.
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Hayley >> Bianca is a superstar
but try to be professional.
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I'm sure she wants to be treated
just like an ordinary person.
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>> Hi.
I'm Bianca Stonehouse.
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[sputters with laughter
and mumbles]
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>> And I am Felix Garcia.
We've never met.
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I'm a big fan.
And you and I have the same IQ.
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Do you know how often
I get to say that? Never.
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>> It's so wonderful
to meet you at last.
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And you must be the lovely
and effervescent Hayley.
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>> Your favourite drink
is smoothies. Ha ha ha!
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>> Charmed.
And you are...Jake.
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I understand that you'll
be...details coming.
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Felix >> Bianca, could you tell
us about the time you were
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fighting a monster and you
couldn't find your blaster
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so you invented the
Stonehouse kick?
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>> Great story.
I was fighting this monster.
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So I invented the
Stonehouse kick.
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>> No!
[laughter]
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>> So ah, what kind of monster?
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>> We can tell stories all day,
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but right now we've
got work to do.
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My methods may seem a little
unusual but like the Stonehouse
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kick, they're effective.
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Questions?
Hayley >> Um...
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Can we be friends?
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And/or can I just...tell
people we are friends?
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>> We're friends already.
>> Aaaa.
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Eeee.
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Yeah!
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Bianca >> Is this the main
holding area for this facility?
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Jake >> Yes, we're
directly under the gym.
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[poof, snarl]
The monsters get a little touchy
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during basketball season
but otherwise they're fine.
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>> So how good is
your security system?
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[monster growls]
Hayley >> Top notch.
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State of the art.
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>> Is it true that you
guys also have a Locht?
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>> He's in isolation
on the lowest level,
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that's the most secure.
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>> And I assume he's being
monitored at all times.
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Jake >> Yes.
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[computer beeps]
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Jake >> You seem awfully
interested in the Locht.
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>> I have a lot
of interests, Jake.
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Calligraphy, jazz-fusion
and yes, Lochts.
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The Locht is the most cunning
and dangerous of creatures.
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I lost a whole Troop to a Locht.
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I will not lose another.
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Okay, let's get started
on some choirs, hm?
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>> Got one!
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Bianca >> I want each of
you to dig up 20 more worms.
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Jake >> We usually get
our worms from Maxi-Mart.
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>> Finding worms will
improve your instincts,
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make you a better Troop member.
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Buy a man a worm, next
day he needs more worms.
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Teach a man to dig for worms,
he gets...
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tons more worms.
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>> Isn't she great?
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>> I think we might have
a serious problem here.
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>> Jake, I haven't taken a
medical day in the 22 years
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of my education career and I'm
trying to make the most of every
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precious moment so this
better be important.
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>> Bianca Stonehouse is
asking strange questions
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and making us do weird stuff.
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>> You need to take
a step back here.
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Now you're vulnerable to
a condition that affects
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all new Troopers.
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The stress of the job
makes them paranoid.
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Any little thing can set them
off and before you know it,
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they're running down
the street naked,
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attacking old people
and street signs,
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ruining their reputation
for the rest of their lives.
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Jake >> What's it called?
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>> Stockley Syndrome.
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>> Because you discovered it?
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>> In a way.
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>> Okay, Stockley
Syndrome aside,
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what make you so sure I can
trust Bianca Stonehouse?
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>> I know her very well.
There's no one more dedicated
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to The Troop than
Bianca Stonehouse.
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Now she was in The Troop at
the same time as her brother
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Archer Stonehouse.
Archer got attacked by a monster
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and was badly hurt.
It put him in a wheelchair.
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>> Oh no.
That's terrible.
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>> And from that
day forward, Jake,
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she turned herself into a total
monster-fighting machine.
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So believe me, if there's
anyone you can trust, it's her.
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Now, may I get back to squeezing
every drop of beauty
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out of this day?
[music plays]
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>> Are you watching cartoons?
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[music plays]
>> I gotta go.
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>> I want you to take down
two out of every three.
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>> You give us such interesting,
curious choirs to do.
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Jake >> And how will this
make us better Troop members?
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>> We're doing this to help
fight global warming
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and improve our senses
in the dark.
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>> Mr. Stockley says
your brother Archer
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was in kick-boxing.
>> Oh yeah!
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He's crazy about
kicking and boxing.
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So lucky to find a sport
that combines the two.
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Jake >> Hm.
>> Keep up the good work.
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I'm going to go get a snack.
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[burp]
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Jake >> We've got
to do something.
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Bianca Stonehouse is a monster.
>> You take that back!
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>> I just saw her putting
worms in her mouth belly.
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She's a Locht.
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>> Please don't joke about
Lochts on the loose.
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>> I know you and Bianca
don't get along but really,
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you're just starting
to sound paranoid.
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Jake >> Hah, I'm paranoid?
Hayley >> Mm-hm.
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>> Lochts are shape-shifters.
This could be a Locht
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shaped like Bianca Stonehouse.
>> Yeah.
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You want to know what else is
shaped like Bianca Stonehouse?
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Bianca Stonehouse.
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Felix >> Maybe you
have Stockley Syndrome.
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I had it when I first
joined The Troop.
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I had to wear a lacrosse
helmet outside at night
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because I thought the stars
were reading my mind.
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>> Guys, I know
what I saw and...
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What is she making you do now?
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>> We're just disassembling
all the weapons.
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>> Don't you guys see
this is sabotage?
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>> Hey, guys.
How's it going?
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Jake >> Don't believe me?
Watch this!
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It's a wig!
[Bianca screams]
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Hayley >> Jake, stop it!
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Jake >> I don't get it.
It's suppose to be a wig.
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Hayley >> I think it's
Stockley Syndrome.
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>> It's okay.
Jake, it's a high pressure job.
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We all snap once in a while.
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Some of us see monsters.
Some develop a rash.
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>> And I shout
inappropriate things.
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Bottom!
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>> TroopGrid, bring up
all information
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on Bianca Stonehouse.
[computer beeps]
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Computer >> TroopGrid, disabled.
>> What's going on?
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>> You guys were running
on old software.
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>> Yeah, thanks to Bianca
though, we're upgrading.
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Jake >> This is what I mean.
We have no weapons
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and no TroopGrid and
I know what I saw.
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She's a monster!
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>> I'm kind of
worried about him.
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>> Yeah, me too.
Toilet!
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>> I'll talk to Jake.
You guys keep plugging away.
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[clatter]
Stockley >> You know,
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it's not just Sponge Bob,
the starfish is hysterical too.
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>> Oh, I know.
He's the emotional center.
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[cell phone rings]
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>> Stockley.
>> You've got to come back
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right away.
Bianca Stonehouse is a monster.
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Stockley >> Quit
fooling around, Jake.
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>> But I saw her putting
worms in her mouth belly.
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Please, you've
got to believe me.
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Stockley >> If I were you, right
now I'd write a note to myself
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not to forget to wear pants.
>> I don't have
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Stockley Syndrome and there's
a dangerous monster loose.
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>> I talked to
Bianca last night.
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And if she would have become
a monster with a mouth belly,
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she would have said something.
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I'll talk to you later, Jake.
>> Mr. Stockley...
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>> You look a little worried.
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You're not here for
rust-proofing, right?
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Ha ha, okay.
It's been a crazy week.
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Ha ha ha, here we go!
Open wide.
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Bianca >> I don't
think so, Jake.
246
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:31,675
I think you've bothered
poor Mr. Stockley enough.
247
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,819
[whoosh whoosh]
Hii-yaa!
248
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,694
[groan]
Sorry, Jake.
249
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:38,663
No weapons for prisoners.
250
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:41,455
[groan]
251
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,998
I'll take that watchcom as well.
252
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,836
[Jake groans]
253
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,839
You don't really think
I'm a monster, do you?
254
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,838
>> I know you are and
we're going to get you.
255
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,040
>> You're half right.
256
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,508
[sniff]
Mmm...chocolate.
257
00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,477
[gurgle]
258
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,117
Gross!
Ew!
259
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,153
I guess I'll leave you this.
260
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:10,089
If you get bored, you can read
about how we beat The Troop
261
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:13,227
the last time in 1385.
262
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,895
[security wall beeps]
263
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:24,137
[Jake groans]
264
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,736
Felix >> This thing is heavy.
265
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,776
Someone's been eating
a lot of worms.
266
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,148
>> Hey, Bianca.
Did you find Jake?
267
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,123
>> I couldn't find him.
He's obviously going through
268
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,182
something and he
needs his space.
269
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,050
>> Hm, been there.
Bianca >> For now, we've got
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to get this Locht to the MUV.
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00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,161
[banging from container]
No offense to Stockley
272
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,563
but the security system failed
all the stress-tests.
273
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,655
>> That's so weird.
I mean, we just had it
274
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,557
inspected like what?
Three months ago.
275
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,659
Bianca >> Better
safe than sorry.
276
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,601
There's a reinforced
holding cell in Delaware.
277
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,236
[snarl]
278
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,613
[growl]
>> No getting use to that.
279
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,611
>> If he tried that on me,
he's be one sorry Locht!
280
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,683
Bianca >> All right,
that's great, Hayley.
281
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,642
Felix and I can
take it from here.
282
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,681
Why don't you head
on back to class.
283
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,576
>> Can we go out
for smoothies later?
284
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,618
>> Okay, but I'm paying.
285
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,393
[alarm bell]
286
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,492
>> Great.
287
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,431
Hah, no weapons.
288
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:29,697
[electric zaps]
289
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,969
Back away...from
the force-field.
290
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,040
>> It's me!
291
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,078
>> Jake, what are
you doing in there?
292
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,054
>> Bianca Stonehouse
locked me in.
293
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,082
She's a monster.
She admitted it.
294
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,118
>> She has done nothing but
help us since she got here.
295
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,153
>> She made us
destroy our weapons,
296
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,718
she dismantled the computer,
and she locked me in.
297
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,117
Where's Felix?
Hayley >> With Bianca.
298
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,330
They're moving the
Locht to Delaware.
299
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,397
Oh no.
300
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,003
[eclectic wall zaps off]
Jake >> Thank you.
301
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:04,466
[screeching tires]
302
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,237
Uh oh!
>> Felix.
303
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,224
Hayley >> I'm sorry I didn't
believe you, Jake,
304
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,286
but it was Bianca Stonehouse.
305
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,464
>> I know, but everything
she did was to help
306
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,593
the Locht escape.
She had you take out
307
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,658
the light bulbs because
they have sensitive eyes.
308
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,897
Then she had you break down the
weapons and disable TroopGrid.
309
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,997
How long till we're back online?
310
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,999
>> It'll be a couple of hours.
311
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,267
Man, I wish we had the real
Bianca Stonehouse here.
312
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,836
She knows everything
about the...duck...locht.
313
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,865
>> Thanks.
So our best chance
314
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,778
of finding Felix is to find her.
>> I know just where to look.
315
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,753
Jake >> Felix's life is in the
balance and we're looking for
316
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,375
clues behind a smoothie shop.
This is a waste of time.
317
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,921
>> Bianca Stonehouse
loves smoothies, okay.
318
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,891
>> Everyone loves smoothies.
319
00:15:56,023 --> 00:16:00,563
[muffled shouts]
320
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,868
>> Aah.
>> Bianca Stonehouse?
321
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,909
>> Thank goodness
someone's here.
322
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,912
Who are you?
>> We're from The Troop.
323
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,854
>> Good.
I'm going to need your help.
324
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,881
The woman who claims to
be me is really a Locht.
325
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,947
>> We know.
>> We saw her.
326
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,880
>> I think she's going
to release the Locht
327
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,921
you have in captivity.
>> Right.
328
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,864
>> She already did.
>> So you know that this time
329
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,321
of year Lochts go underground
to nest with their mate?
330
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,491
>> No, we didn't know that.
>> I bet the female Locht
331
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,661
broke the other one out of jail
so they could nest together.
332
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,729
Must have been her boyfriend.
>> Exactly.
333
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,768
You must be Hayley,
the smart one.
334
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,743
>> And I'm Jake.
>> There's no time for that.
335
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,902
We have to go after them.
Now, the Lochts always take
336
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,871
a food source with them
before hibernating.
337
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:50,279
Did you notice anything
or anyone missing?
338
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,353
>> Felix.
339
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:59,645
Dentist >> Looks like someone's
allergic to discount anesthetic.
340
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,119
I guess we both learned
a valuable lesson today.
341
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:05,359
[cell phone rings]
342
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,485
[garbled speech]
343
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,360
>> Bianca Stonehouse
was a monster.
344
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,429
[garbled speech]
345
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,398
>> No, she took Felix.
And she and her boyfriend
346
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,436
are going to eat him.
[Stockley garbles speech]
347
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,442
Jake >> No, we don't
know where she went.
348
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,414
But a slime trail
lead us to this hatch.
349
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,341
[Stockley garbles speech]
350
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,850
>> Yeah, I love you too.
351
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,852
Wow.
352
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,424
Dentist >> Ah ah, wait!
We're not done.
353
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,832
>> They went this way.
354
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,831
Hayley >> Ah, I'll never
forgive myself if something
355
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,539
bad happens to Felix.
Jake >> I know.
356
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,372
I'll even miss his science
related rap songs.
357
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:55,239
* Sixty-three moons
orbiting Jupiter *
358
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,248
* Better get it right or you're
gonna to sound stupider *
359
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,581
[distant shout]
Jake and Hayley >> Felix!
360
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:05,887
***
361
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,022
>> Let's do this thing.
362
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,056
[echoing water drops]
363
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,689
[Hayley groans]
>> Thanks.
364
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,961
>> I still don't know why
we didn't use the ladder.
365
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,169
Bianca >> Because,
I'm Bianca Stonehouse.
366
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,426
Go in with your blaster
set to 'stun'.
367
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,501
Jake, you lay down some
suppressing fire while Hayley...
368
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,440
>> I'm going to stop
you right there.
369
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,535
We don't have weapons.
370
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,507
Hayley >> That's not going
to stop Bianca Stonehouse.
371
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,506
I'm sure you've been in
situations like this before,
372
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,508
right?
>> There's no situation
373
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,950
I haven't been in, sweetheart.
There is this one time,
374
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:39,185
ah no...that's not
going to work.
375
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,489
Well, then there was
this one time like...
376
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:45,024
Ah, do either of you
have a bear costume?
377
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,031
>> Oh boy.
Hayley >> That's just
378
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:49,033
her first idea.
She's just gettin' warmed up.
379
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,995
What else?
>> Do you have any costumes
380
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,233
at all?
Raccoon, gladiator, ghost?
381
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,200
Jake >> We don't
have any costumes.
382
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,238
Look, there have been
Troops around a lot longer
383
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,314
than there have been
blasters and watchcoms.
384
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:02,682
There must be a way to take
down these monsters old-school.
385
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,482
>> Okay, like how?
>> Even in Medieval times,
386
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,875
they knew that the Lochts have a
small soft-spot under their arm.
387
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:12,048
If you hit it just right, you
can temporally paralyze them.
388
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,791
Here.
You can use this as a spear.
389
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,756
This bone will make
a decent blow gun.
390
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,598
I can use rocks for ammo.
What kind of weapon do you want?
391
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,604
>> Oh, sorry.
This is as far as I can go.
392
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,596
>> Wait, you're
not coming with us?
393
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,598
>> I can't.
I'm an adult.
394
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,610
My time has passed.
I'd be way too scared
395
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,512
of something as terrifying
as the Locht.
396
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,544
We call them the
Troop Destroyers.
397
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,810
But you guys will be fine.
398
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,401
Felix >> I can't believe it.
399
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,374
It's about time.
400
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,426
How did you guys find me?
401
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,501
Hayley >> The real Bianca
Stonehouse showed up
402
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,440
and helped us find you.
>> Awesome.
403
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,505
Ow!
>> What's wrong?
404
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,684
>> I twisted my ankle when they
made me climb down that ladder.
405
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,112
>> Pays to have
taken the rope.
406
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,381
Felix >> So, how do we
take these monsters out?
407
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,450
>> Hayley's got a stick
and I've got a bone.
408
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,549
>> That's a great
idea-are you kidding me?
409
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,491
Why didn't you guys
make gun power?
410
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,486
>> Maybe because we don't
know how to make gun power.
411
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,488
>> Well, if you had gone to the
Civil War reenactment with me,
412
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,500
you'd know.
Day one - gun power,
413
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,432
tourniquet's, weevil removal.
Day two...
414
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:38,098
[monsters growl]
415
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,070
>> Quick, Hayley, your stick!
416
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:43,609
[monster grumbles]
417
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,706
>> Well, that's just great.
418
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,878
>> I was going to
suggest jabbing it.
419
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,078
[phewt]
420
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:54,450
[monsters laugh]
421
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,534
[monster snarls]
422
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,596
Stockley >> Get away from them!
423
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:10,044
Hey, my tooth.
424
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,672
[thud]
Felix >> Mr. Stockley!
425
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:15,139
[monster grumbles]
426
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,207
Ahh!
427
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:21,214
***
428
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,248
[phewt]
429
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,350
***
430
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,452
[thwack]
[monster cries out]
431
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,760
[thud]
432
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,892
[Jake chuckles]
433
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,859
[other monster growls]
Ah oh!
434
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:42,402
[monster growls]
435
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:49,639
***
436
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,579
[thwack]
[Locht screams]
437
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,584
[dying groan]
438
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:01,017
>> The Stonehouse kick.
Hah!
439
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,187
>> Just like I practiced it.
440
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,485
[chuckles]
441
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:08,028
Felix >> That was sick.
Is everybody all right?
442
00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:10,104
>> Ah, I think we're all good.
443
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,602
[growls]
[Stockley screams]
444
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,395
[thwack]
445
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,472
[groan]
446
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:21,507
Hayley >> That wasn't
really a bear, was it?
447
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,206
[Bianca groans]
448
00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:32,081
Jake >> His and her cells.
That's nice.
449
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,651
Hayley >> Ah, true love.
450
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,759
>> Well, it must have been
pretty exciting to have
451
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,625
the real Bianca Stonehouse
as your leader, huh?
452
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,663
Hayley >> Mm, yeah.
453
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:45,029
But there's no substitute
for the real deal.
454
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,097
>> We're glad you're back.
455
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,996
>> Well, I was fishing
for that compliment
456
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:51,168
but it's nice to hear it anyway.
457
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,767
>> Oh, we have
something for you.
458
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,980
>> Ah ha ha!
You guys are the best!
459
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,713
* If you got something busted
and you don't know what to do *
460
00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:03,279
* Here's your old friend Felix
with a recipe for glue *
461
00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:09,460
[dribbles]
462
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,819
Is that the bell?
463
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:15,161
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