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Jake >> Hurry up, Phoebe.
[whoosh]
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[sigh]
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Mr. Brinker >> You're
on my lawn.
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Uh-uh.
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It's mine now.
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Jake >> Hey, you'd better save
that, it's going to be worth
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a lot some day.
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Mr. Brinker >> Humph.
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>> You know what?
Why don't I just
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get off your lawn?
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Phoebe >> He got my glow ball
last week which I kind of get
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but what's he going to do
with my Princess tiara.
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>> Come on, Your Majesty,
Mom said I have to walk you
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to the bus.
>> Funny, Mom said I had
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to walk you to the bus.
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Said you're nervous about
the Aptitude Test results.
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>> Try totally freaked.
Once they label you something
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it's hard to shake it.
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>> You can overcome
anything, Jake.
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I believe in you.
>> Really?
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>> No, I just saw people
say that on TV.
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>> Oh.
[bus brakes squeal]
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>> My bus!
My bus!
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>> I got it.
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Stop!
Stop!
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I said stop!
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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I said stop!
[brakes screech]
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[thud!]
>> Ohhh...
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Phoebe >> Thanks, Jake.
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[knock, knock]
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[background kids' voices]
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>> Oh, and don't forget, I won't
be back from my beauty retreat
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until tomorrow.
Mr. Brinker >> Oh, you're going
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to need to stay longer.
>> What?
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>> So long.
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[sigh]
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[low growls]
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>> What's going on in there?
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[low growls]
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Hello?
[twig snaps]
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[growls]
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[roaring growls]
Argh!
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♪♪♪
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>> Hey, Jake.
>> Cuddy, what's wrong?
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>> Oh, I...I just got the
results of my Aptitude Test
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back, you know?
Turns out I'm not going to be
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able to live out my, uh...
dream of being a matador.
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>> Whatever you're going to be,
I bet it's still pretty cool.
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>> Oral Surgeon.
>> Dude.
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>> Yeah, so if you know anyone
who needs a pair of sequined
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pants, give them my number.
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Jake >> Mr. Stockley, wait!
I was hoping you could
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give me a little heads up
on my Aptitude Test results.
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>> Oh, I don't think that's
a discussion you want to have
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in public.
My office, ten o'clock.
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>> Oh, but just a hint?
A revealing glance.
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Great, I'll probably
end up a janitor.
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Which would be totally awesome.
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>> Here's your books.
Pipe busted.
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Your new locker's 33 -
around the corner,
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down the hall.
>> Seriously?
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Hayley >> One of the guys just
said something completely...
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I don't even know what he said.
Okay, so we were in R2, right?
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Mr. Robinson's class,
and right when he was about
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to start talking...
So you know David and what
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a troublemaker he is right?
>> Thank you.
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[locker rattles]
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>> New locker.
>> Hi, I'm Hayley.
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>> I know.
We've been going to school
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together since we were
in second grade.
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>> Oh...right, well...
nice to meet you again.
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[locker rattles]
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>> Mmmph
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[bash, bash...]
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>> Stubborn one.
>> Here, let me.
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[tap]
[girls giggle]
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>> Laugh it up, ladies, but I'm
not a guy who gets embarrassed.
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[girls laugh]
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But nothing's impossible.
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[school bell rings]
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[door squeaks open]
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Teacher >> Nice of you
to join us, Mr. Collins.
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We've already paired up
for the frog dissection.
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[whispers] Find a partner.
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♪♪♪
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[whispers]
>> Over here, science friend.
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♪♪♪
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Jake >> Hey, Felix.
>> Congratulations, Jake.
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You just won the
lab partner lottery.
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You can take you're A-plus plus
to the bank.
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Here's some rules.
>> I really didn't ask to be...
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>> Hang on, I still talking.
This is a baggie
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of frog organs.
I want you to memorize them.
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>> But our frog
hasn't been dissected.
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>> I brought these from home.
You see, I am that good.
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As you can see, I am driving
this train and what I expect
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from you are the three "L's",
Loyalty, Listening and Ladies,
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comma, advice about.
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[paper crinkles]
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>> Sanjay, how many
weeks is this lab?
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>> Shh.
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>> Okay, scissors...
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Herb >> I just don't get it.
Accounting?
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Mr. Stockley >> The test
doesn't lie.
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>> Are you sure?
This is a huge debit
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in my joy column.
I'll have to amortize
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my unhappiness over
the next seven quarters.
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>> Somehow I think we
got this one right.
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>> Sorry, Herb.
>> Thanks, Jake.
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>> Take one.
>> It's okay, I'm not
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really hungry.
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>> Take one.
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♪♪♪
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Jake >> Oh...looks good.
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♪♪♪
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[whap]
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♪♪♪
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[slurp]
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It is good.
>> Impressive.
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Okay, let's go.
>> Go where?
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So, this is how you
let people down?
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Offer them some fruit and tell
them their future's over?
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I already know
what I want to do.
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I want to draw comics.
>> So what if I told you
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instead of drawing heroes
you could be one?
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>> I'd say you were trying
to sell me something.
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>> You know Felix,
Hayley.
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Jake >> What are
you doing here?
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You flunked
the Aptitude Test, too?
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[electronic sound]
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What the heck was that?
Felix >> Just making sure
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nobody's listening.
Got to keep our secrets.
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>> You guys really take this
Aptitude Test thing seriously.
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>> Jake, there's a test within
the test, a hidden test
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that gauges for other
unique abilities,
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extraordinary aptitudes.
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Now, your test scores were the
highest that we've ever seen.
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I didn't believe it until you
broke open that Dung Melon.
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Do you know how few people
choose that fruit let alone
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figure out how to open it?
>> No... Wait!
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Did I eat something
called a Dung Melon?
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>> You were made to
be part of the Troop.
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>> We fight monsters.
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>> You're kidding, right?
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[laughter]
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>> Not at all.
We're part of a secret
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worldwide organization
that's dedicated to keeping
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the world safe from monsters.
Felix >> Sorry about that
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whole flooding-your-locker,
making-us-lab-partners thing.
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I just thought it'd be easier
to have an excuse to hang out
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together when we finally...
teamed up.
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>> This is a lot to take in.
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>> Want to see
something amazing?
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Show him.
>> Booya gusha.
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[clang!]
>> Whoa!
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Mr. Stockley >> That's not it.
Wait for it.
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♪♪♪
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[monsters screech, growl]
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♪♪♪
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[squishy growl, splat!]
Jake >> Huh!
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No way.
>> The monsters are real, Jake.
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They've always been here,
around you your whole life.
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Throughout time, the Troops
have been there to keep
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monsters from taking over.
>> Do you remember that giant
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moth attack two years ago?
>> No.
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Felix >> Exactly.
We stopped it.
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>> We'd like you to join us,
Jake, but think about it
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carefully.
It's a big responsibility.
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It's incredibly dangerous.
You don't get paid...
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>> And you can't tell
anybody about it.
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>> But you get
to hunt monsters?
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Hayley >> Well, yeah, but...
>> I'm in!
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When do we start?
>> We just did.
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♪♪♪
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[leaves rustle]
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[squirrel squeaks]
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♪♪♪
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[whoosh]
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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[monster growls]
Jake >> Ahhh...!
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♪♪♪
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[monster growls]
Jake >> Ahhhh!
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>> Ahhhhh...!
[whomp]
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Mr. Brinker >> What's your
problem, freak show?
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>> I was just being chased
by something horrible.
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>> Well, I'd have said it was
my wife but she's out of town.
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Look, I know you're not
officially on my lawn
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so I'm warning you,
stay off near my lawn.
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>> I'll go,
but it's not much of a lawn,
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all patchy with crab grass.
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>> When you get a lawn
of your own, you can judge.
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Now get out of here.
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>> It's definitely a monster.
Felix >> Actually, squirrels
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are not monsters, Jake.
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♪♪♪
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Jake >> Very clever,
I always thought this was
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an actual barf bucket.
Hayley >> It is.
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[electronic hum]
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Jake >> So that's
what that card does.
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>> Plus, I use it to wedge
out stuck batteries.
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Being a Troop member
has its perks.
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♪♪♪
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[elevator whirrs]
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♪♪♪
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Mr. Stockley >> You're going to
be spending a lot of time here.
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Now, the chairs
are uncomfortable
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but that's because we spent all
the money on the Troop Grid.
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We use this to monitor levels
of monster activity around the
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world, access our database and
communicate with other Troops.
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Now there's Pang Ni and
her team in Beijing.
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>> And there's Maurizio
and his paesans in Rome.
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Hey, Maurizio!
[Stockley speaks Italian]
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Ciao, Maurizio.
If you get him talking
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he'll never stop.
And here's my mom.
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>> She thinks I
have my own TV show.
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And we'll be right back.
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So, based on its ability
to turn things to stone,
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I think we can narrow down
the monster that chased you
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to one of five potential
monster species.
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There's Cockatrice, Amphesian,
Medusa, Basilisk and Kalamati.
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>> I'm moving us
to Monster Com Three.
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[alarm sounds]
Jake >> What's that?
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Mr. Stockley >> It means
a direct threat exists.
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It's all right here
in your Troop manual.
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It's a little old but the
information's still good.
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Read it, it's important.
It's what Troops have used
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for years.
Why don't you guys show Jake
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around a bit and I'll keep
checking to see if there's
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anything more I can uncover.
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Hayley >> I'll take you on
a tour of our holding cells.
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It's completely safe.
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>> Then what do
I need this for?
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[splat]
Gross!
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>> Well, Jake...this is
where we keep the monsters.
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They're safe,
all taken care of.
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This way they can't hurt
anybody or each other.
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[splat]
[Jake sighs]
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Some choose to reform their
ways and they can coexist
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with us, for example, Bigfoot,
Loch Ness Monster,
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Mickey Rourke don't bother
anybody anymore.
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But others...[splat]
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...not so much.
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Each Troop is tasked
with keeping its town
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00:14:01,116 --> 00:14:03,496
and designated area
monster free.
248
00:14:03,566 --> 00:14:05,876
[thunk]
[monster growls]
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00:14:05,983 --> 00:14:08,613
[splat]
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00:14:08,675 --> 00:14:11,125
There are thousands of Troops
just like ours all over
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the world.
>> And no one ever knows?
252
00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:16,413
Wow.
And all these Troops are made up
253
00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:18,576
of teenagers just like us?
>> Yeah.
254
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,480
[splat]
255
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:24,520
We're chosen because we're
still able to think in ways
256
00:14:24,587 --> 00:14:26,487
that adults can't and...
257
00:14:26,589 --> 00:14:28,519
[monster growls, squeals]
258
00:14:28,591 --> 00:14:30,901
>> Whoo...!
>> You know those things
259
00:14:30,973 --> 00:14:32,943
that you saw under your bed
and in your closet
260
00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,910
that scared you
when you were little?
261
00:14:34,977 --> 00:14:37,007
Your parents said they're
just clothes and toys.
262
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,983
>> Yes.
>> Yeah, those were monsters.
263
00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:41,500
>> I knew it!
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00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:45,330
[monsters growls]
[splat]
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00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:50,921
[monster groans, whines, growls]
266
00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:52,963
[Jake sighs]
[snorty growl]
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00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:58,096
Now this is what
I'm talking about.
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♪♪♪
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00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:02,895
>> This is our new
technologies room.
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00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,246
This is a high tension plasma
sensor, this is a freeze ray,
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00:15:05,318 --> 00:15:07,668
night vision goggles...
>> Communication device?
272
00:15:07,768 --> 00:15:09,668
>> Um...
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00:15:09,736 --> 00:15:11,256
No, that's my retainer.
274
00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:14,884
Jake >> Sorry.
275
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,024
Whoo...what's that?
Hayley >> Hold on, Jake.
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00:15:18,089 --> 00:15:20,639
Look, you can't just pick
that up make it work!
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00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,712
It take years to get certified
so don't expect to just...
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00:15:22,783 --> 00:15:24,923
[zap, zap, zap]
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00:15:27,098 --> 00:15:29,688
Then again,
certification's overrated.
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00:15:29,756 --> 00:15:32,206
>> He missed one.
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00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:35,346
♪♪♪
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[clang]
283
00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:40,249
>> This is going to be so cool.
284
00:15:40,318 --> 00:15:42,628
>> He's way better than
Gavin ever was, by the way.
285
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:46,054
>> Who's Gavin?
286
00:15:46,117 --> 00:15:48,457
>> He's the Troop
member you replaced.
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00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:51,743
He was...
my best friend.
288
00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:54,092
He's gone now.
>> Taken out by a monster?
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00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,330
>> Moved to Delaware.
God, I miss him.
290
00:15:56,403 --> 00:15:58,373
>> Well, now that
I'm part of the Troop,
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we'll be hanging together.
>> That's why I made this
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friendship schedule.
Now, on Tuesdays we'll watch
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movies, on Fridays we'll have
sleepovers, and Jake...
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00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,353
Jake?
Jake?
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00:16:08,415 --> 00:16:12,005
Uh...tonight I'm cooking
Chicken Florentine.
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00:16:12,074 --> 00:16:14,014
Jake?
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00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:16,766
Florentine.
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00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:27,021
[Brinker bounces ball...]
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00:16:27,089 --> 00:16:29,059
[laughs]
300
00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:31,776
[sighs]
301
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:35,888
[monster growls]
302
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,170
Ethel?
303
00:16:38,238 --> 00:16:40,548
♪♪♪
304
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,730
Ethel?
What the heck are you
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00:16:42,829 --> 00:16:44,759
doing out here?
306
00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:50,221
♪♪♪
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00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:54,975
Huh...!
[monster growls]
308
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,984
Wha...!
309
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,566
[growls]
310
00:16:59,639 --> 00:17:02,989
♪ [ipod hip hop] ♪
311
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:07,652
[distant screams]
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00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:17,616
♪ [hip hop] ♪
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00:17:17,691 --> 00:17:26,391
♪♪♪
314
00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,909
>> Mr. Brinker?
315
00:17:28,978 --> 00:17:39,158
♪♪♪
316
00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:41,680
[ponytail breaks off]
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00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:47,306
Don't freak.
318
00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:49,926
Don't freak.
319
00:17:49,999 --> 00:17:52,449
[bump, clatter]
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00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:54,689
♪♪♪
321
00:17:54,763 --> 00:17:57,943
[whoosh]
322
00:17:58,007 --> 00:18:01,287
Ahhhh...!
323
00:18:03,461 --> 00:18:05,641
if what you heard was right,
324
00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:09,295
it could only be a basilisk.
325
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:11,784
Which means it's only 48 hours
from the time of attack
326
00:18:11,849 --> 00:18:14,229
until the victim is turned
to stone forever.
327
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:17,510
>> Mirrors are basilisk's
kryptonite.
328
00:18:17,579 --> 00:18:19,859
Oddly, they love kryptonite
Can't get enough.
329
00:18:19,926 --> 00:18:21,856
Ironic, right?
Hayley >> Felix...mirrors.
330
00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:23,828
>> So you take the
mirror and - Pow!
331
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:27,105
Basilisk down for the count.
332
00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:29,415
>> Actually I was thinking we
could charge into the woods,
333
00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:31,387
freeze rays blasting and...
Hayley >> Whoa, whoa,
334
00:18:31,455 --> 00:18:33,415
whoa there, Tex.
First of all,
335
00:18:33,491 --> 00:18:35,461
I'm leading this charge.
Felix >> Secondly, you can't
336
00:18:35,528 --> 00:18:37,388
freeze a basilisk.
It only gets them mad.
337
00:18:37,461 --> 00:18:39,291
Didn't you read
your field manual.
338
00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:41,739
>> I didn't get that far yet.
339
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:44,260
>> Basilisk starts with a 'B'.
Jake >> I'm a slow reader.
340
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:47,400
>> Then, just follow us.
>> Hang on tight.
341
00:18:47,471 --> 00:18:49,441
>> To what?
342
00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:58,787
[ATVs whine]
343
00:18:58,861 --> 00:19:01,761
♪♪♪
344
00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:04,350
Jake >> Duct tape, that's
your high-tech solution?
345
00:19:04,419 --> 00:19:07,009
Hayley >> Duct tape was
a Troop invention in 1918.
346
00:19:07,076 --> 00:19:10,046
It's all in the manual.
>> Okay.
347
00:19:10,114 --> 00:19:12,014
Jake, If you hear something,
shut your eyes immediately.
348
00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:14,081
>> And then what?
>> Run, of course.
349
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,123
>> How do I shut
my eyes and run?
350
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,425
Felix >> It's in the manual.
Oh...and crow like a rooster.
351
00:19:19,503 --> 00:19:23,163
Basilisks hate the sound
of rooster crowing.
352
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,716
>> He's kidding, right?
>> You'll find when it comes
353
00:19:25,785 --> 00:19:28,305
to monsters, Felix doesn't kid.
Take this and plant it
354
00:19:28,374 --> 00:19:30,484
over on that bridge
behind some bushes.
355
00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:32,518
We'll drive the basilisk
towards one of the mirrors
356
00:19:32,585 --> 00:19:34,965
using these pulse blasters.
Then, at the last second,
357
00:19:35,035 --> 00:19:37,205
pull back the bush.
The beast will see his
358
00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:39,489
reflection and turn to stone.
Everything will go back
359
00:19:39,557 --> 00:19:41,557
to normal.
Easy-peasy.
360
00:19:41,628 --> 00:19:43,528
Jake >> Hey, I have an idea.
You plant the mirror
361
00:19:43,596 --> 00:19:45,526
and I'll take the blaster.
>> Ha ha, nice try.
362
00:19:45,598 --> 00:19:47,498
Now get going,
we're burning daylight.
363
00:19:47,565 --> 00:19:50,045
Oh, and practice
your rooster noises.
364
00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:52,019
[birds chirp]
365
00:19:52,087 --> 00:19:58,467
[Jake practices crowing]
366
00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,442
Felix >> Hey, Jake,
are you there?
367
00:20:00,509 --> 00:20:02,369
Jake >> Did you see
the basilisk?
368
00:20:02,442 --> 00:20:04,412
>> No, just wanted to go over
tonight's sleepover menu.
369
00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:07,649
How do you feel about s'mores?
[basilisk growls]
370
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:10,173
Hayley >> It's on, Felix!
Coming to you.
371
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,179
Left flank, centre shot,
due south.
372
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,591
He'll come right to you.
[zaps]
373
00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:18,361
[basilisk growls]
374
00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:21,154
♪♪♪
375
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,430
[basilisk growls]
376
00:20:24,499 --> 00:20:30,229
♪♪♪
377
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:33,443
[Felix screams]
>> What are you doing?
378
00:20:33,508 --> 00:20:35,408
It should have run right
to you. [leaves rustle]
379
00:20:35,475 --> 00:20:37,365
>> Whoa! Hold on, hold on!
It's me!
380
00:20:37,443 --> 00:20:39,413
>> I told you to hold
your position.
381
00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:41,409
>> Sitting didn't feel right.
I just felt like
382
00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:43,381
I needed to be here.
[mirror smashes]
383
00:20:43,449 --> 00:20:45,349
Hayley >> Oh, no.
It found the mirror.
384
00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:47,376
It's tricked us.
>> It's breaking them all.
385
00:20:47,453 --> 00:20:51,603
[glass smashes]
[basilisk growls]
386
00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:54,084
Jake >> There's still the one
I hid.
387
00:20:54,149 --> 00:20:56,879
♪♪♪
388
00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:58,735
[basilisk growls]
>> Get the mirror!
389
00:20:58,809 --> 00:21:00,849
Don't look back!
390
00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:04,714
♪♪♪
391
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,920
[basilisk growls]
[whomp!]
392
00:21:06,989 --> 00:21:10,859
[Hayley grunts and groans]
393
00:21:10,924 --> 00:21:12,934
[thunk]
394
00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:14,885
Oh...
Uh...
395
00:21:14,963 --> 00:21:17,973
[basilisk growls]
Oh!
396
00:21:19,968 --> 00:21:23,658
Jake >> Aw, it's smashed!
397
00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:25,725
Hayley's turned to stone!
398
00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:28,361
[Felix crows like a rooster]
>> Will you stop that?
399
00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:30,315
>> It may be the only
thing keeping us alive!
400
00:21:30,392 --> 00:21:34,572
[Felix crows]
[basilisk growls]
401
00:21:34,638 --> 00:21:36,708
[Felix crows]
402
00:21:36,778 --> 00:21:38,708
>> We're a super high-tech
monster fighting squad,
403
00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:40,920
we must have a better weapon
than a stupid rooster!
404
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,296
[basilisk growls]
>> Run!
405
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,338
Felix >> Huh?
>> Run to that shed, run!
406
00:21:47,409 --> 00:21:49,719
Come on out you ugly lizard!
Felix >> What are you doing?
407
00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,591
Jake >> Run!
[Felix yelps]
408
00:21:51,655 --> 00:21:53,615
Jake >> Close your eyes!
409
00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:58,462
[basilisk growls]
Ahh!
410
00:21:58,524 --> 00:22:01,604
[basilisk crackles into stone]
411
00:22:01,665 --> 00:22:05,805
[crashing clatter]
412
00:22:08,050 --> 00:22:11,400
Felix >> Now that was cool.
Not exactly by the book
413
00:22:11,468 --> 00:22:13,468
you didn't read, but awesome.
>> Was it?
414
00:22:13,539 --> 00:22:15,919
Felix >> Yeah.
Hayley >> Sure looked like it.
415
00:22:15,989 --> 00:22:19,029
>> You're okay!
You're okay!
416
00:22:19,096 --> 00:22:22,166
Ah!
417
00:22:22,237 --> 00:22:24,477
Ah!
418
00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:27,450
What?
We don't hug after missions?
419
00:22:27,518 --> 00:22:30,108
Hayley and Felix >> Um...no.
420
00:22:30,176 --> 00:22:32,896
♪♪♪
421
00:22:32,972 --> 00:22:35,322
>> Uh...what are you
doing with that ponytail?
422
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,254
>> Hey, how much longer
will the Brinker's
423
00:22:37,321 --> 00:22:41,191
stay turned to stone?
424
00:22:41,256 --> 00:22:43,496
Mr. Brinker >> I don't know
why we're in the woods.
425
00:22:43,569 --> 00:22:46,299
I told you I don't remember
what happened but I do know
426
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,365
this, if you paid more than
$10.00 for that spa treatment,
427
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:51,442
you got robbed.
428
00:22:51,508 --> 00:22:53,438
Ethel >> Well,
I'll tell you what.
429
00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:56,310
The second you shave off
that idiotic mustache,
430
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,375
I'll listen to your beauty tips.
431
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,590
>> What mustache?
432
00:23:00,655 --> 00:23:02,965
>> Look!
Oh....
433
00:23:03,036 --> 00:23:14,046
♪♪♪
434
00:23:14,116 --> 00:23:17,706
[leaves rustle]
[monster growls]
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