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[ Suspenseful theme plays ]
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Sad news from the city's
South Side,
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where yet another
senseless act of violence
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has authorities baffled.
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For more, we go live
to Chicago 22's A.P. Scott.
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A.P., what have
you learned?
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Thanks, Jodie.
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Behind me, we see
the happy graduates
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of Kennedy-King
Community College,
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but last night,
this intersection
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was no place
for celebration.
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As the details continue
to come in,
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there are still --
-We did it!
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Your boys graduated.
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-Excuse, me, sir, uh,
-Excuse me.
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-we are on the air at this --
-We're celebratin'.
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It's a beautiful day.
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South Side!
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-South Side.
-It's your man
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Simon James, here.
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Business administration,
ya dig?
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Got that piece
of paper, ya dig?
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-That's great.
-Pin on my lapel, ya dig?
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-Okay.
-My man K!
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-That's great.
-Remote planetary studies.
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-Mm.
-I'm gonna be an astronaut.
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You gonna make a good
astronaut, too, K.
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♪ I was born on the South Side ♪♪ South Side ♪
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♪ I was raised
on the South Side ♪♪ South Side ♪
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♪ Everybody stick together
like we in a line ♪
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♪ 'Cause it ain't no side
like the South Side ♪
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♪ On the South Side ♪
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♪ South Side! ♪
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I got a little rant
about RTO
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I just wanna kinda lay
on everybody.
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RTO -- yeah, they're evil, but
they rent furniture and whatnot.
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First of all, I go in there
because you don't need credit.
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They want your money
every two weeks.
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I'm late one time
and you at my crib,
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asking for your --
for your furniture back?
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Come get it.
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Bedroom set: $39.99 a week
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for about 160 weeks.
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Now, you can get out
of that deal, if you want,
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but there is a 76% penalty
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that you'll have to pay
in order to do that.
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But, because I like you guys,
I'm gonna go ahead and throw in
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some free pillowcases for you.
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Simon: [knocking]
Let me get y'all attention.
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Let me get
y'all attention.
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I wanna thank my family
and friends from the block
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for sharing this momentous
occasion with me.
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Yeah.
All right, all right.
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I appreciate y'all.
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And my beloved
Grandma Ernestine!
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Mm! I love you.
[ Whistle ]
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And my Uncle Spi-i-i-ke!
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Yeah, nephew!
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[ Applause ]
Say something!
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All right, all right.
Now, y'all know
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I don't like to talk,
but, uh...
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[voice breaking]
I'm proud of you.
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Thank you.
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I'm proud of you
because, uh,
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when I first saw you,
as a child,
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I didn't know if you had
fetal alcohol syndrome
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or -- I didn't know
what was goin' on.
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[ Laughter ]But you went to college
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and, now that you got
that paper,
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you gonna have a fine
class of women trying
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to juggle and snuggle
them family jewels.
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[ Laughter ]
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I hope so.
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Hey, you know what?
I got a connect
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at the VA if you
want some Viagra.
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Ahhh.
You know what
I'm sayin', player?
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While I appreciate the offer,
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in front of my kids,
tonight is about
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finally fulfilling my dreams.
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Speaking of which,
thank you, Q,
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for allowing us
to skip work tomorrow.
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You are one hell
of a boss.
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Ahh, yeah,
I never said that.
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And I'm getting
a little sick and tired
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of you and my brother taking
advantage of my kindness.
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-Shut up, man.
-That's how you speak
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to your employer?
-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, guys.
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It's finally time for me
to say something, okay?
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"The universe is a big
and mysterious place.
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Blindly, we go into it,
unknowing, yet unafraid."
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Carl Sagan.
[ Snapping fingers ]
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-Whoo!
-Deep! Knowledge!
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Hey, I wanna give
a thanks to Chase,
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the only white homie
on the block.
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I'm so proud
of you, Simon.
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And, everybody, um, I got
a little bit of money
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and so I made
this little like
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recording studio thing
in my basement.
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♪ I had blue balls until I
fucked your white daughter ♪
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♪ Kill your white father ♪
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Yes.
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♪ Been about my dope ♪
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♪ Still gettin' Franklins ♪Yes.
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♪ So when I say
I'm down with Chase ♪
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♪ It ain't about
that bankin' ♪
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Aw, thank you.
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Thank you.
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♪ Only white nigga I like ♪
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If anybody wants
to come on by,
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you're all invited.
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I wanna give it up
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to Travis
and Tha Capone Boys
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for fallin' through.
-Come on, man.
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We look up to you,
me and Tha Capone Boys.
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You got my homie
Big Red Ridin' Hood;
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my dude Chattanooga,
he from Tennessee;
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and big homey Do Twice.
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He do
everything twice.
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Aye, just hearin'
Uncle Spike
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and everything, man,
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I'm even thinkin'
about going back
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and getting my jed.
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Your GED?
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Why you gotta
spell it?
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Aye, but look.
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Here's a little
something we decided
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to come up on
for you, Joe.
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Thanks, man.
[gasp]
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Are these even out
yet, dawg?!
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For you, they is!
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For me, they is.
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Travis, thank you.
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But y'all need to quit that
street life like I did.
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Man, just take
the damn shoes, dude.
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And, to my kids, your daddy's
gonna get a real good job
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and he's gonna bring all of you
together in a big, fancy house.
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-Yay!
-I love you.
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-Simon James?
-Ain't that right? Whoa.
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Uh, yeah?
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You got some ID
on you, sir?
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Uh, might.
What's goin' on?
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You're under arrest
for failure
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to pay child support.
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Aw, that's gotta be wrong!
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Because I pay child support
to my baby mamas.
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Your Honor, can I get
your attention?
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[ Clamoring ]I've been waitin'
a very long time!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Mm.
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I see the face
you're making.
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I pay your salary!
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[inhales sharply]
Yeah,
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she is not
in a good mood today.
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You need to plead
no contest.
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But I'm innocent!
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I give my baby mamas
cash every week.
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Okay, Limiko
and Tasha claim
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you don't give
them anything.
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They just mad because I liked
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some pictures on Instagram.
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They lyin'!
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Maybe they are, but if
there's no paper trail,
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there's no proof that you
do give them anything.
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-My word don't count?
-No.
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Why y'all doing this to me?
I was just kissing
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-Aye, aye!
-on your bald head last night!
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Aye, bruh!
Aye, bruh!
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Bruh, bruh,
come on, listen!
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Now, look at me now.
Real talk!
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I'm being real witchu.
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Imma be real with you.
I'm from Englewood.
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You listenin'?
-Yeah.
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Okay, this is what
I think you should do.
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This is the best deal
you're gonna get.
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Okay.
What is no contest?
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It's very simple.
The court will take
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a little bit
of your paycheck
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and, if I'm being honest,
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they're gonna take
all of it.
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It's the best you can do.
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Woman: Whole court system's
fucked up!
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Now, let's go home,
okay?
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You got a lot
to think about,
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but we can beat traffic
if we leave soon.
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You'll be fine.
You got a job, right?
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Just keep your job.
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Q: Let's get this
meeting started.
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Hey, Stacy, I'm sorry.
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I really don't have
any idea
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if you're getting
fired or not.
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You're gonna have
to call corporate office
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about that, okay?
Anyway,
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I'm supposed to be
congratulatin' my brother
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and Simon last week
for graduatin',
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but then Simon had
to go and do a bid.
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A bid?
I was only in there
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for like 10 hours.
Stop exaggeratin'.
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Well, that was 10 hours
[chuckle] more
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than the rest
of us here, so.
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Anyway, Simon, K, good job.
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[ Clapping ]Ah, nah nah.
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Enh, enh,
enh enh enh enh enh.
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Stop that, okay?
You acting like
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it didn't take 'em
eight years
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to finish
community college.
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He's got a point there.
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Come on, give it up for --
for the idiot, yo.
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"I went to school
for eight years!
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I'm stupid!"
-Thank you, Bishop.
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Thank you.
Can always count on you
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to push hateful words
out of those ball-kissers
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you call lips.
-Ooh.
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Oh, okay, ball-kissers
I call lips.
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Okay. You just mad
'cause you can't swim.
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-Oh!
-Yeah, I said it.
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-I can swim.
-No, you can't, okay?
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You can't swim.
-I can swim, man.
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You can't swim!
You can't doggy-paddle.
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You can't hold your
breath underwater.
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You can't do nothin'!
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You almost drowned
at a kid's party!
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It was very traumatic
and the clown had
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to jump in
and save your life.
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And he came out the water
with his regular face
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and scared all the kids.
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When they figured out
that was Frank's daddy,
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little Frank,
they lost it!
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I got
another question.
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Why are they here?
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Yeah, good question.
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Uh, do we have a problem?
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I don't know.
Do we?
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Hey! They're not here
for you, Cool Hand Luke.
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They're here because I know
it's dangerous out there.
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And, to that end,
I'd like to introduce
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Officers Turner
and Goodnight.
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They patrol our major
delivery zones
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and they'll be on the ready
if we have any problems
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with any
uncooperative clients.
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Glad to be of service.
Now, I can feel some
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hesitation in the room,
so I just want to assure you
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we are not here
to beat anyone today.
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Really just here
to let you guys know.
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Don't let this
uniform fool y'all.
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I'm from here, okay?
I grew up right
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on 76th and Damen,
so I know these streets.
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If you have problems,
you can come to me.
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You can come
to Goodnight.
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Case by case.
250
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I went to Hirsch,
so, I understand
251
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how real these
streets can get.
252
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I'm one of y'all
253
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and we are all
in this together.
254
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Q:
Ah. Thanks again, guys.
255
00:07:05,655 --> 00:07:06,785
Thank you,
Officer Turner.
256
00:07:06,862 --> 00:07:08,212
-Okay, come on.
-All right.
257
00:07:08,275 --> 00:07:09,925
That was great.
-All right, guys.
258
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You all know Chicago cops
are not cheap.
259
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That's gonna be 10 bucks
each, everyone.
260
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Let's ante up.
Let's get it.
261
00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:15,901
You know what it is.
Come on!
262
00:07:15,965 --> 00:07:17,305
Hey, man, those cops
are supposed to be
263
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fightin' big crimes.
So if we need their help,
264
00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,586
then they need
a small honorarium.
265
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Then you pay it.
266
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Or the store pay it.
267
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It's y'all crap!I'm not payin'.
268
00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:25,238
Okay, well, fine,
don't pay it.
269
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You won't get
any protection.
270
00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:27,620
I don't need
no protection.
271
00:07:27,689 --> 00:07:29,069
Yeah,
we don't need it.
272
00:07:29,137 --> 00:07:30,337
Oh, oh, you don't need
no protection, huh?
273
00:07:30,413 --> 00:07:31,523
You just think
you're a tough guy?
274
00:07:31,586 --> 00:07:32,756
I do push-ups.
275
00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:33,997
-Oh, you do push-ups?
-Yeah.
276
00:07:34,068 --> 00:07:35,478
Okay, I got
a great idea, boss.
277
00:07:35,551 --> 00:07:37,001
You wanna hear this?
-Yeah, I wanna hear it.
278
00:07:37,068 --> 00:07:38,688
What if we had them
go get that Xbox
279
00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:40,658
from Michael "Shaw" Owens?
-Man: Oh, oh.
280
00:07:40,724 --> 00:07:42,074
-That's right. Look at 'im!
-Ohh!
281
00:07:42,137 --> 00:07:43,717
That's right.
You see that picture there?!
282
00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:45,863
-A'ight! Apologize.
-Hey, he's lost his mind.
283
00:07:45,931 --> 00:07:47,411
He's goin' crazy.
284
00:07:47,482 --> 00:07:49,662
That's a very good idea,
my future assistant manager.
285
00:07:49,724 --> 00:07:51,244
You said "future
assistant manager"?
286
00:07:51,310 --> 00:07:53,170
Yeah, that's right, man.
I like your work.
287
00:07:54,689 --> 00:07:56,929
God is good!
288
00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,280
Somebody told me
I was gonna get
289
00:07:58,344 --> 00:07:59,794
a blessin' this week.
This old lady
290
00:07:59,862 --> 00:08:01,172
was standing
down the street, said,
291
00:08:01,241 --> 00:08:02,721
"You gonna get blessed."
And I was like,
292
00:08:02,793 --> 00:08:04,103
"I don't believe you,"
but she was right!
293
00:08:04,172 --> 00:08:05,142
Man: The Lord works in
mysterious ways, brother.
294
00:08:05,206 --> 00:08:06,516
-Aaaaah!
-Anyway, how long
295
00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:07,656
has Michael Shaw
had that Xbox?
296
00:08:07,724 --> 00:08:08,904
Okay, I'm good now.
297
00:08:08,965 --> 00:08:10,685
Uh, he had the Xbox
for two years.
298
00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:12,758
Oh, wow.
Simon, I want you and K
299
00:08:12,827 --> 00:08:13,927
to go and get it back
from him
300
00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,410
without any protection.
301
00:08:15,482 --> 00:08:16,592
Shaw's too dangerous.
302
00:08:16,655 --> 00:08:17,585
He made Greg quit
303
00:08:17,655 --> 00:08:19,025
and Greg was a Marine!
304
00:08:19,103 --> 00:08:22,483
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
[ Panting ]
305
00:08:22,551 --> 00:08:25,211
♪♪
306
00:08:25,275 --> 00:08:27,235
[ Thwick! ]
Aaaaaaah!
307
00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:29,240
Whoo!
Ha, bull's-eye nigga.
308
00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:31,240
Ha-ha! That's what
I'm talkin' 'bout.
309
00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:34,070
I am not riskin'
my life
310
00:08:34,137 --> 00:08:35,517
for this
rat bastard job.
311
00:08:35,586 --> 00:08:37,206
I just graduated
from college.
312
00:08:37,275 --> 00:08:38,965
My stock is
all the way up.
313
00:08:39,034 --> 00:08:40,174
What are you doing?
314
00:08:40,241 --> 00:08:41,281
Excuse me.
315
00:08:41,344 --> 00:08:42,764
Oh, and here's
your shirt.
316
00:08:42,827 --> 00:08:44,167
Wow. Really?
317
00:08:44,241 --> 00:08:45,901
Come on, K.
318
00:08:45,965 --> 00:08:47,965
Man, this is foolish
on so many levels,
319
00:08:48,034 --> 00:08:48,974
but that's my boy.
320
00:08:49,034 --> 00:08:50,314
I'm out!
-Really?
321
00:08:50,379 --> 00:08:51,479
You're outta here, too?
[ Clatter ]
322
00:08:51,551 --> 00:08:52,481
See you at home?
323
00:08:52,551 --> 00:08:53,721
Yeah.
324
00:08:53,793 --> 00:08:56,763
[ Upbeat hip hop plays ]
Freedom!
325
00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,967
[ Gunshots ]
Go back inside.
326
00:08:59,034 --> 00:09:00,314
Go back inside.
Go back inside.
327
00:09:00,379 --> 00:09:02,379
♪♪
328
00:09:05,137 --> 00:09:07,167
Look, do you
want this or not?
329
00:09:07,241 --> 00:09:08,591
Nah, you got it.
That's all you.
330
00:09:08,655 --> 00:09:09,965
-Fine.
-I'm not judging you.
331
00:09:10,034 --> 00:09:11,974
I don't care. This is
a savage community.
332
00:09:12,034 --> 00:09:13,384
Your little Downer's
Grove mentality --
333
00:09:13,448 --> 00:09:14,828
Buffalo Grove, thank you.
Go, Cubs.
334
00:09:14,896 --> 00:09:16,276
[nasally] I'm sorry.
Buffalo Grove.
335
00:09:16,344 --> 00:09:17,724
-I don't sound like that.
-Little Buffalo Grove
336
00:09:17,793 --> 00:09:18,863
mentality's
gonna get you mercked.
337
00:09:18,931 --> 00:09:20,381
Mercked?
I don't -- merc --
338
00:09:20,448 --> 00:09:21,998
Is that in the...?
-That's why it's so clear to see
339
00:09:22,068 --> 00:09:23,378
you not one of the people.
-Let me check
340
00:09:23,448 --> 00:09:24,588
the police computer.
[high-pitched] Mercked!
341
00:09:24,655 --> 00:09:25,895
Okay, that's not even on.
342
00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:27,305
Why you playin'?
-But you know what I was
343
00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:29,029
tryin' to go for.
I was showing you that,
344
00:09:29,103 --> 00:09:30,143
had I checked it,
"mercked" would not exist.
345
00:09:30,206 --> 00:09:31,786
Oo-ooh!
He is too cute!
346
00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:33,212
I should go over there
and give him a baby
347
00:09:33,275 --> 00:09:34,615
to go with that one
he pushin'.
348
00:09:34,689 --> 00:09:35,999
That's a zaddy,
right there.
349
00:09:36,068 --> 00:09:37,688
[ Siren chirps ]
Excuse me, sir. Halt.
350
00:09:37,758 --> 00:09:39,068
Yes, you with the stroller.
351
00:09:39,137 --> 00:09:41,207
I'll be right with you, okay?
Thank you!
352
00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:43,205
-Un-believable.
-Yah! I look good?
353
00:09:43,275 --> 00:09:44,855
Can you check my wig?
Is it straight?
354
00:09:44,931 --> 00:09:47,071
Okay. Ho is life;
ho is life; ho is life.
355
00:09:47,137 --> 00:09:49,337
-"Ho is life"? Okay.
-Yes. I'll be right back.
356
00:09:49,413 --> 00:09:51,723
I got to get mines and I
gotta go get this dick.
357
00:09:51,793 --> 00:09:53,283
Okay, officer,
go get that dick.
358
00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:54,664
-Thank you.
-♪ Okay, let me illustrate ♪
359
00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,034
♪ Let me draw the plot ♪
360
00:09:56,103 --> 00:09:57,663
♪ We in this thang,
in the autobot ♪
361
00:09:57,724 --> 00:10:00,144
♪ She ride shotgun
'cause she call the shots ♪
362
00:10:00,206 --> 00:10:03,136
Marty, I'm gonna be the
hardest-workin' bastard here.
363
00:10:03,206 --> 00:10:04,966
I'll be the first bastard
here in the morning
364
00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:06,694
and I'll be the last
bastard to leave at night.
365
00:10:06,758 --> 00:10:08,338
I'm puttin' my all
into this.
366
00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:09,903
I've always wanted
to work for you all.
367
00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,235
You've always wanted
to work
368
00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:12,790
for Inter-Cable
[scoff] General Systems?
369
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,212
[ thumps table ]
Hell, yes!
370
00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:15,925
Ah, excuse my language.
-Anh, that's fine.
371
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,860
I was actually born
on 52nd and Kedzie.
372
00:10:17,931 --> 00:10:19,791
Oh! So you know
the deal, Charlie.
373
00:10:19,862 --> 00:10:20,972
I know a few
things, yeah.
374
00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:22,344
I'm from the
wild hundreds.
375
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,523
Um, this job will give me
the opportunity
376
00:10:24,586 --> 00:10:26,476
to turn lemons
into lemonade.
377
00:10:26,551 --> 00:10:27,661
How fast can you type?
378
00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:29,034
70 words a minute.
379
00:10:29,103 --> 00:10:30,523
I minored in typing
in school.
380
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:31,826
May I show you?
381
00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:32,856
-Sure.
-That's okay?
382
00:10:32,931 --> 00:10:34,861
-Yeah, go ahead.
-Okay.
383
00:10:34,931 --> 00:10:36,241
Thank you.
All right, um --
384
00:10:36,310 --> 00:10:37,790
[ Cracks knuckles ]
Here we go.
385
00:10:37,862 --> 00:10:39,342
[ Keyboarding ]
386
00:10:39,413 --> 00:10:41,003
What are you writing?
387
00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:43,718
Everything we said
in this meeting, so far.
388
00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:44,933
That's very impressive.
389
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,860
-Uh-huh.
-You wrote that down.
390
00:10:46,931 --> 00:10:49,311
Writing as I'm
talking now.
391
00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:50,549
"Charles in charge.
392
00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:51,830
Charles in charge
of me."
393
00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:52,996
[laughs]
That's cute.
394
00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:54,478
When can you start?
Oh.
395
00:10:54,551 --> 00:10:56,281
[ Keyboarding ]
396
00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:57,624
"Immediately." Heh.
397
00:10:57,689 --> 00:10:58,969
Whoo! Victory!
398
00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,764
Hey, corporate America.
You did it.
399
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,337
We're a team.
We both did it, baby.
400
00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:04,103
Nah, not me.
401
00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:06,862
Kennedy-King
Community College?
402
00:11:06,931 --> 00:11:08,831
Where's that?
-It's, uh, right down the street
403
00:11:08,896 --> 00:11:11,236
from Walgreens,
in Englewood, on Halsted.
404
00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:12,970
-Do not know it.
-It's Halsted right here,
405
00:11:13,034 --> 00:11:15,034
-Right.
-then it's Lowe, then Wallace,
406
00:11:15,103 --> 00:11:16,453
and then, yeah,
Kennedy-King
407
00:11:16,517 --> 00:11:17,687
is right --
-Still don't know where that is.
408
00:11:17,758 --> 00:11:18,898
Kennedy-King is right there.
409
00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:20,205
Damn, man.
Why won't somebody
410
00:11:20,275 --> 00:11:21,785
hire me on this
space shit?
411
00:11:21,862 --> 00:11:23,622
My dreams are like
the stars, man:
412
00:11:23,689 --> 00:11:25,929
right in front of my eyes,
but light-years away.
413
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,240
Oh, man,
don't worry about it.
414
00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,070
You'll be all right.
-Pssh! All right.
415
00:11:29,137 --> 00:11:31,717
[ Knocking on door ]
One, two, one, two, one.
416
00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:33,973
Two cowboys for the
rodeo, chief.
417
00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:36,034
Hah hah!
-Oh, yeah, we in.
418
00:11:36,103 --> 00:11:39,103
Ohh!
-♪ Look inside, look inside ♪
419
00:11:39,172 --> 00:11:42,662
♪ And you'll find what you're
tryna find, tryna find ♪
420
00:11:42,724 --> 00:11:43,794
♪ You just gotta look ♪
421
00:11:43,862 --> 00:11:45,622
♪ Look inside, look inside ♪
422
00:11:45,689 --> 00:11:48,339
♪ And you'll find what
you're tryna find ♪
423
00:11:48,413 --> 00:11:49,623
Let's get outta here.
424
00:11:49,689 --> 00:11:50,759
Hey, Q.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
425
00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:52,307
-So, I'm --
-Here. Here.
426
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,929
-Nah, no, thank you, man.
-Open your hand. Open your hand.
427
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,280
-I don't want none.
-Take some of these
428
00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:57,004
-little blue boys!
-I don't need none!
429
00:11:57,068 --> 00:11:58,238
-They gonna help you, man!
-Myrna: Bye, Spike!
430
00:11:58,310 --> 00:11:59,690
They gonna keep
your penis erect
431
00:11:59,758 --> 00:12:01,098
all night!
She gonna eat you alive!
432
00:12:03,758 --> 00:12:04,658
Coffee's here!
Hey, Miss Vernetta,
433
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,004
got your dark roast
434
00:12:06,068 --> 00:12:07,098
with four Splendas,
instead of two,
435
00:12:07,172 --> 00:12:08,592
because you're twice as sweet.
436
00:12:08,655 --> 00:12:10,095
Now, Bill, I couldn't
remember if you wanted
437
00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:12,102
green tea or mint tea,
so I got ya both,
438
00:12:12,172 --> 00:12:13,592
you know?
Wanna make sure ya --
439
00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:14,925
-Simon.
-Yeah.
440
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,970
-Can we chat?
-Yes, sir. Happy to.
441
00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:19,524
[ R&B plays ]
442
00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:21,966
Hey. [chuckle]
Ahem.
443
00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:23,344
Look, I don't wanna be
444
00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:25,383
the evil white guy,
here, but goddamn.
445
00:12:25,448 --> 00:12:27,658
Your background check
was a nightmare.
446
00:12:27,724 --> 00:12:28,794
Paternity suit.
447
00:12:28,862 --> 00:12:30,002
Multiple evictions.
448
00:12:30,068 --> 00:12:31,518
Illegal fireworks.
449
00:12:31,586 --> 00:12:32,686
Improper disposal
450
00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:34,338
of hazardous
waste material.
451
00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:36,623
And why didn't you tell me
you were recently arrested?
452
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,449
Okay, so, what's the plan?
453
00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:39,587
What do we do now?
454
00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:40,755
You're fired.
455
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,517
Marty,
456
00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:44,306
I'll still be the hardest-
workin' bastard in --
457
00:12:44,379 --> 00:12:46,029
Don't.
458
00:12:46,103 --> 00:12:47,793
Uh...Charles in charge --
459
00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,142
No.
460
00:12:50,827 --> 00:12:52,547
No.
461
00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:55,030
Fired-fired?
462
00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:55,863
Yes.
463
00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:57,001
[ Melancholy tune plays ]
464
00:12:57,068 --> 00:13:01,718
♪ How can I ask you ♪
465
00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:03,833
♪ What you doing ♪
466
00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:06,896
♪♪
467
00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:11,685
♪ When I don't know ♪
468
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,518
♪ What's been done? ♪
469
00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:14,716
♪♪
470
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,523
[ Bell chiming ]
471
00:13:16,586 --> 00:13:18,926
♪ How can I truly ♪
472
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,860
♪ Truly know ♪
473
00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:22,521
♪ All the fathers ♪
474
00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:23,716
[ Clears throat ]
475
00:13:23,793 --> 00:13:26,523
Oh, may I help you, sir?
476
00:13:26,586 --> 00:13:27,966
I need my job back.
477
00:13:28,034 --> 00:13:30,244
[laughs] "Need."
478
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,660
Small word.
479
00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:33,454
An important word, Simon.
480
00:13:33,517 --> 00:13:34,967
We all have needs.
481
00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:36,834
I knew your sweet-and-sour,
paper-cup-soft ass
482
00:13:36,896 --> 00:13:38,446
would be back.
-Hey, Q, man,
483
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:39,657
stop bein'
a little stank hole
484
00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:41,104
and give him
his job back.
485
00:13:41,172 --> 00:13:42,312
Hey, enough [laughing]
outta you, employee.
486
00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:43,659
Get back to work.
487
00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:45,344
Hey, Craig, good to see you
again, brother.
488
00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:46,723
I got some great deals
for you today, man.
489
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,003
I'll talk to you
in just a minute.
490
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:50,238
Q, I apologize
and I'll write a letter
491
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:52,280
and I'm sorry.
Come on, man.
492
00:13:52,344 --> 00:13:54,384
Ugh! sounds like a personal
problem to me, Simon.
493
00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:57,338
You need your job. I need
that Xbox back from Shaw.
494
00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:58,523
New 2K is out.
495
00:13:58,586 --> 00:13:59,756
You remember 2K, don't you?
496
00:13:59,827 --> 00:14:00,967
Yeah, I taught you
how to play.
497
00:14:01,034 --> 00:14:02,284
[chuckle]
You taught me well.
498
00:14:02,344 --> 00:14:03,834
But every minute
that I'm not playin',
499
00:14:03,896 --> 00:14:05,996
I get weaker and those guys
online get stronger.
500
00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:07,308
Can't you see
what I'm going through?
501
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,829
Come on, man.
Think about somebody
502
00:14:08,896 --> 00:14:09,856
other than yourself
for a change.
503
00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:11,031
I should've let Dalontai
504
00:14:11,103 --> 00:14:12,313
kick your ass
in high school.
505
00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:13,659
It's a little
too late for that.
506
00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:15,004
If you want
your job back...
507
00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:16,028
[ Knock-knock ]
...get that Xbox back
508
00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:17,413
from Shaw.
509
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,002
Man, I hate how new
these shirts feel.
510
00:14:21,689 --> 00:14:24,099
-You know what hurts the most?
-What?
511
00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:25,972
Those four hours
at Inter-Cable General Systems
512
00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:28,694
were the best four hours
of my life.
513
00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:31,028
[ Ethereal tune plays ]
Everybody was so nice.
514
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:33,003
The microwave worked.
515
00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:36,718
The plants were alive,
so alive.
516
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,553
The bathrooms were immaculate!
517
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,000
No wet toilet paper.
518
00:14:40,068 --> 00:14:42,278
They had doughnuts.
519
00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:44,314
And I had my own
email address:
520
00:14:44,379 --> 00:14:48,029
s.james@inter-cablegensys.com,
521
00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:49,903
all one word.
522
00:14:49,965 --> 00:14:51,825
It was heaven!
523
00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:52,996
Let's do this.
524
00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:57,338
♪ I went lookin' for blood ♪
525
00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:59,833
♪ And they're givin' me bone ♪
526
00:14:59,896 --> 00:15:01,656
♪♪
527
00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:06,144
♪ And I wanted a map ♪
528
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:10,136
♪ And I got directions
back home ♪
529
00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:14,996
♪ I went lookin' for knives ♪
530
00:15:15,068 --> 00:15:16,928
♪ And they're givin' me
balloons ♪
531
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,030
I didn't really fuck
with it either, but.
532
00:15:18,103 --> 00:15:19,313
Wait, wait, wait.
533
00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:20,519
Who's these niggas
in the polo?
534
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,926
Mr. Shaw,
how are you doin'?
535
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,830
We're from RTO.
Uh, we believe you are
536
00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:25,856
in possession
of one of our Xboxes?
537
00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:28,451
Agh!
[ Dog barking ]
538
00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:30,207
My brothers, listen,
I apologize.
539
00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:31,585
I don't mean to be
an inconvenience.
540
00:15:31,655 --> 00:15:33,095
I truly don't, but,
541
00:15:33,172 --> 00:15:35,692
I ain't got no damn Xbox,
bitch nigga.
542
00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:37,278
[ Dog continues barking ]
543
00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:38,864
You're
absolutely correct.
544
00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:40,171
Uh, this is
the wrong paperwork.
545
00:15:40,241 --> 00:15:41,381
Guys, have a good day.
546
00:15:41,448 --> 00:15:42,718
Take care of yourself.
-Bye.
547
00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:45,143
[sniff]
You know what?
548
00:15:45,206 --> 00:15:47,276
From now on, no more khakis
on this block, man.
549
00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:48,414
I don't trust
niggas in khakis.
550
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:49,592
Write that shit
down, Bluto.
551
00:15:49,655 --> 00:15:51,135
[ Indistinct ]
552
00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:54,378
Shit.
553
00:15:54,448 --> 00:15:56,618
Word is out.[ Dog barking ]
554
00:15:59,034 --> 00:15:59,974
Wait, wait, wait.
555
00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:01,074
This is all I got.
556
00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:02,307
Please help us, please!
557
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,479
Guys, I know,
a long time ago,
558
00:16:03,551 --> 00:16:04,931
in a galaxy far,
far away,
559
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,210
when you first
joined the force,
560
00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:08,025
you wanted to do
some good, okay?
561
00:16:08,103 --> 00:16:09,523
And, Turner,
I see you lookin' at me.
562
00:16:09,586 --> 00:16:11,066
I see you feelin' me,
where I'm comin' from,
563
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,617
all right? And you're
from the South Side,
564
00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:13,929
so help us out, sister.
565
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,520
This is a complete
waste of time.
566
00:16:15,586 --> 00:16:18,546
They don't care.
-You're right. We don't care.
567
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:21,100
Watch your mouth. You don't
speak for me, okay?
568
00:16:21,172 --> 00:16:23,242
You speak for yourself,
Mr. Buffalo Grove
569
00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:24,930
with the white wife,
like ew!
570
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,590
Uh, my wife is black?
[scoff]
571
00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:28,515
Um, no. I saw
a picture of your son
572
00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:30,066
and that boy was definitely
white-lookin'.
573
00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:31,447
Yeah, yeah, he is white.
574
00:16:31,517 --> 00:16:32,477
We adopted.
575
00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:33,691
[ Keyboarding ]
576
00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:35,588
Oh. Wait, so,
577
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:38,995
you and your black wife
adopted a white kid?
578
00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:40,858
Mm-hmm. Josh.
579
00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:43,451
So, you gonna let these guys
come in and get their merch.
580
00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:44,337
[ Dog barking ]
581
00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:45,903
-Okay.
-Thank you.
582
00:16:45,965 --> 00:16:47,445
Come on. Hurry up.
-Thank you.
583
00:16:47,517 --> 00:16:48,827
[ Sighs deeply ]
584
00:16:48,896 --> 00:16:50,026
Sorry!
585
00:16:50,103 --> 00:16:53,213
Excuse us.
586
00:16:53,275 --> 00:16:55,475
[sniff]
Officer Turner, huh?
587
00:16:55,551 --> 00:16:57,031
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
588
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,523
How much you need?
589
00:16:58,586 --> 00:16:59,966
$100.
590
00:17:00,034 --> 00:17:01,454
Huh. That's it?
591
00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:02,687
Yeah, that's all.
592
00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:05,068
Okay, okay. What about
these cats in my crib?
593
00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:06,997
What cats?
594
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,448
Hook 'er up, Bluto.
595
00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:10,237
And give her
the iPhone number.
596
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,655
Area code 907...
597
00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:16,314
Yeah, K, the ethernet cord
is still connected.
598
00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:18,549
-Oh, really?
-Check HDMI-2. I think that's
599
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,970
the last one that's
connected, right there.
600
00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:21,624
[snaps fingers]
Check HDMI-1,
601
00:17:21,689 --> 00:17:23,409
actually. I think
that's what it is.
602
00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:25,002
Uh, we're
almost done here.
603
00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:27,208
Is there a problem?Officer Turner?
604
00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:28,925
Yeah, ain't no
Officer Turner no more.
605
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,380
You're actually
in my custody now.
606
00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:33,168
I'm like the stepdaddy
that builds weird shit
607
00:17:33,241 --> 00:17:34,411
when the mama go to work.
608
00:17:34,482 --> 00:17:35,862
So, let's have
some fun, boys.
609
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,141
Can I see Lucille Jenkins?
610
00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:39,616
Y'all ever seen
"Walking Dead"?
611
00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:41,619
-Oh, God.
-Yeah, "Oh, God" is right.
612
00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:44,239
Now, didn't I tell you not
to touch my damn Xbox?
613
00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:47,658
[ Whispering ]
614
00:17:47,724 --> 00:17:48,664
You can't swim?
615
00:17:48,724 --> 00:17:49,974
Man, I can swim!
616
00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:51,244
That's old information.
You know what?
617
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:52,520
Here's your Xbox.
I'm puttin' it
618
00:17:52,586 --> 00:17:54,096
back together.
Fuck you, dude!
619
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:55,692
And fuck RTO.
620
00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:57,028
Fuck the South Side.
621
00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:58,313
You can kiss my ass.
You probably can't play
622
00:17:58,379 --> 00:17:59,759
2K, anyway.
-Wait. What the hell
623
00:17:59,827 --> 00:18:01,657
you just say to me?
-I said, "You probably
624
00:18:01,724 --> 00:18:04,034
can't play 2K, anyway."
-No, boy, you ain't gonna talk
625
00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:05,313
to me like that
in my damn house!
626
00:18:05,379 --> 00:18:06,689
You -- that's not what --
how you --
627
00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:08,338
how you gonna talk
to me in this crib!
628
00:18:08,413 --> 00:18:09,553
I'll beat your ass
in front of all your boys.
629
00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,100
What you wanna do?
2K, what?
630
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:12,592
Let's go!
-Bluto, go get the 2K.
631
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:14,305
Yeah, Bluto,
get the goddamn 2K!
632
00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:15,589
And you ain't gonna talk
to Bluto like that.
633
00:18:15,655 --> 00:18:17,205
-I'm sorry.
-It's already downloaded
634
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:18,545
to the hard drive.
635
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:20,000
[ Hip hop plays ]
Oh, there we go.
636
00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:21,378
There we go.
-Your computer cheatin'!
637
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,448
How you gonna use
the '96 Bulls team?
638
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:23,617
There's no computer playin'.
639
00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:25,409
It's just me!
Oh-hoh-hoh!
640
00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:26,902
I can play while just lookin'
at you and beat your ass.
641
00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:28,335
How 'bout that?
-Oh, don't look at me like that.
642
00:18:28,413 --> 00:18:29,763
-Uh-huh.
-Don't look at me like that.
643
00:18:29,827 --> 00:18:31,097
-That's a --
-Don't look at me like that.
644
00:18:31,172 --> 00:18:32,102
You're Simon, right?
-Yeah.
645
00:18:32,172 --> 00:18:33,622
Okay. Okay, Simon, so,
646
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:34,859
tell me, bro.
647
00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:36,591
When you was
a little homie,
648
00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:38,335
did you, like,
always dream of
649
00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:39,973
harassin' black people
for their appliances?
650
00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:41,904
-Man, I'm doin' the best I can.
-You're doin' what?
651
00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:43,475
I'm doin' the best I can.
Don't sweat me.
652
00:18:43,551 --> 00:18:45,341
Oh.
Oh, bro, bro, bro.
653
00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:47,073
Bro, hold on. Stop.
654
00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:49,137
Pause. We gotta play
a different game.
655
00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:52,617
The new game is Simon Says
656
00:18:52,689 --> 00:18:55,829
your best
ain't good enough.
657
00:18:55,896 --> 00:18:58,096
Come on, dawg,
look at me!
658
00:18:58,172 --> 00:18:59,722
Right? I mean,
a lotta people
659
00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:01,383
got some appliances
from Rent-T-Own,
660
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:03,138
maybe one or two pieces.
661
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:04,656
Look around.
662
00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:07,414
My whole goddamn crib
Rent-T-Own!
663
00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:09,002
-What?
-And the section H.
664
00:19:09,068 --> 00:19:10,278
I don't pay for shit!
665
00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:11,484
See, listen, here.
666
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,661
[ Ethereal tune plays ]
Hmm.
667
00:19:12,724 --> 00:19:15,794
You succumb
to the system.
668
00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:17,342
I circumvent
the system.
669
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,663
I circumcise the system.
670
00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:21,174
You feel me?
671
00:19:21,241 --> 00:19:24,001
I see what other
people don't see.
672
00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:26,968
See the future.
673
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:30,074
That's what you call
a prophet.
674
00:19:30,137 --> 00:19:32,377
Bluto a missionary.
675
00:19:32,448 --> 00:19:34,858
And you've just
been baptized.
676
00:19:34,931 --> 00:19:36,101
[ Pats ]
677
00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:37,592
[ Upbeat hip hop plays ]
678
00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:39,065
So, how's this work,
again?
679
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,547
Easy!
680
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:42,550
You keep gettin' these
blue boys from the VA
681
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:44,170
and I'll sell 'em
on my RTO route.
682
00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:45,691
First thing we gotta do
is buy my brother
683
00:19:45,758 --> 00:19:48,028
that Xbox so that
we keep this route.
684
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,413
True that.
Thank you, Unc.
685
00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:51,452
Life has dealt me
some shitty cards,
686
00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:54,277
but, with this, I'm 'bout
to play a royal flush.
687
00:19:54,344 --> 00:19:56,484
Yeah.
We about to get paid!
688
00:19:57,965 --> 00:19:59,475
See what you did
right there?
689
00:19:59,551 --> 00:20:01,721
You drew a straight line when
it should be a triangle.
690
00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:04,213
Because we are
about to get paid.
691
00:20:04,275 --> 00:20:06,655
This thing don't jump off
without me, okay?
692
00:20:06,724 --> 00:20:08,694
I should be at the top
of the pyramid,
693
00:20:08,758 --> 00:20:10,208
'cause I'm providin'
694
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:11,925
the erections
on the South Side!
695
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,100
Guys, guys.
696
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:14,482
We just formed a syndicate.
697
00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:16,281
There's no need
to be beefin' already.
698
00:20:16,344 --> 00:20:18,794
See what success do
to people, man? [Tap-tap]
699
00:20:18,862 --> 00:20:20,792
Just lose your mind,
just like that.
700
00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:23,002
I just lost...my...shit.
701
00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:24,448
[ Pills rattling ]
702
00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:25,827
Damn!
703
00:20:25,896 --> 00:20:27,166
Viagra.
704
00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:29,071
[ Rattling ]
705
00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:30,207
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
706
00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:32,025
To entrepreneurship,
Joe.
707
00:20:32,103 --> 00:20:34,143
To beyond infinity.
708
00:20:34,206 --> 00:20:38,996
♪♪
709
00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:41,098
♪ Have I been hidin' ♪
710
00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:44,212
♪ Wastin' all my days? ♪
711
00:20:44,275 --> 00:20:47,755
♪ Did I give up on
all my dreams? ♪
712
00:20:47,827 --> 00:20:49,277
♪ No, no, no ♪
713
00:20:49,344 --> 00:20:51,074
♪ My heart is beating ♪
714
00:20:51,137 --> 00:20:54,277
♪ I'm alive like a baby ♪
715
00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:58,034
♪ Today is the day
that I succeed ♪
716
00:20:58,103 --> 00:21:00,343
♪ It's been a long ♪
717
00:21:00,413 --> 00:21:03,143
♪ Long time ♪
718
00:21:03,206 --> 00:21:05,276
♪ It took a while ♪
719
00:21:05,344 --> 00:21:08,384
♪ To find my way ♪
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