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ALL:
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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[APPLAUSE]
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Elaine, cake?
Uh, no, thanks.
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It's Walter's special day.
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You know,
there are 200 people
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who work in this office.
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Every day is somebody's
special day.
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Elaine. Where you going?
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It's Walter's last day.
We have to celebrate.
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It's his birthday
and it's his last day?
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This is other Walter,
from Returns.
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Hey, what's going on here?
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ALL [IN UNISON]:
Surprise!
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Oh, guys.
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Oh, guys.
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Elaine, it's my last day.
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Have a piece.
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Uh, all right.
Pile it on.
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ALL:
♪ For he's
A jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ Happy birthday
To you ♪
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♪ For he's
A jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ Birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday... ♪
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[♪]
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What is so bad about having
a little piece of cake?
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It is the forced socializing.
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I mean, just because we work
in the same office,
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why do we have
to act like we're friends?
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Why aren't you there now?
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I had to take a sick day,
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I'm so sick of these people.
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By the way, I talked to Lisi
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and tomorrow night's
good for her.
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You know, I shouldn't go out
with a friend of yours.
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I foresee messiness.
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Yeah, you're better off sitting
around here reading comic books
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and eating spaghetti
at 2 in the morning.
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and eating spaghetti
at 2 in the morning.
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Hey, speaking of tomato sauce:
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do you wanna come with us
to Mario's Pizza?
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Your old
school hangout? Why?
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They're closing.
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We're going for one last slice.
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Hey. All right.
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Hi. Check it out, huh?
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Official police caution tape.
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Look at that.
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Uh-uh-uh-uh.
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Step back, son.
There's nothing to see here.
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Where did you get this?
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Well, I got it
from my cop buddy, Doug.
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You have
a lot of friends.
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How come I never
see any of these people?
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They wanna know
why they never see you.
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They wanna know
why they never see you.
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I'm gonna eat that later.
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So they just
gave you this?
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Oh, no, no.
I had to fish around
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in the evidence room
for it.
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You know, they're all
preoccupied, trying to hunt down
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this new psycho serial killer,
the Lopper.
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All right, I'll see ya.
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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Who is the Lopper?
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No, no, no.
It's no big deal.
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Just some guy who's been running
around Riverside Park--
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Pffff.
--you know.
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Cutting people's heads off.
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How come I haven't
read about it?
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Well, the police,
they've been having
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some internal dissension
about the name.
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some internal dissension
about the name.
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Really?
What are the other titles?
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Uh, Heads-o, uh...
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the De-Nogginizer...
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Son of Dad.
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Son of Dad?
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Yeah.
That was my suggestion.
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It's sort of a catchall.
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Yeah.
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[♪]
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GEORGE:
Mario's Pizza,
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just as she was.
Ha-ha.
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Hey, Mario! Remember us?!
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No.
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We used to come in every day.
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So where you been?
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So where you been?
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We're tanking here.
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We'll have two slices
and two grape sodas.
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Oh, thanks.
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That'll save us.
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All right,
make it the large sodas.
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Hey, Jerry, remember Frogger?
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Ha, I used to be
so into this game.
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Gettin' that frog
across the street
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was my entire life.
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Yeah. And then
you went on to...
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Well, it's a good game.
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Watch the truck.
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Double jump!
[BEEPING]
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Eat the fly!
Eat it!
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Eat the fly!
Eat it!
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[POWERING DOWN]
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Thanks a lot.
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Eh, beat it, punk.
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Hey, look at
the high score: "G.L.C."
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George Louis Costanza.
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That's not you, is it?
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GEORGE:
Yes.
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Eight hundred
and sixty thousand.
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I-I can't believe
it's still standing.
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No one has beaten me
in, like, 10 years.
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I remember that night.
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Oh, I was unstoppable.
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Perfect combination
of Mountain Dew and mozzarella.
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Just the right amount
of grease on the joystick.
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Just the right amount
of grease on the joystick.
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Here's your pizza,
pea brains.
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I think I remember
why we stopped coming here.
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Yeah.
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[♪]
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ELAINE [THINKING]:
This pen smells really bad.
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So why do I keep smelling it?
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Is it too late for meto go to law school?
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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What is this?
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You were out sick yesterday,
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so we got you a get-well cake.
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It's carrot.
It's good for you.
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It's carrot.
It's good for you.
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♪ Get well, get well soon
We wish you to get well ♪
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Stop it!
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That's not even a song!
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I mean, now we're celebrating
a sick day?
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I think it's nice.
ELAINE: What?!
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What is nice?!
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Trying to fill the void
in your life
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with flour and sugar
and egg and vanilla?
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I mean,
we are all unhappy.
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Do we have
to be fat too?
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Not you, Becky.
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I know you have
a slow metabolism.
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I don't want one more piece
of cake in my office!
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I don't want one more piece
of cake in my office!
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♪ Get well
Get well soon-- ♪
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It's not happening.
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Can we still eat it?
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[♪]
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I'll tell you, Lisi,
I never expected that movie to--
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End under water.
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--be that long.
I mean, most action movies are--
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So much more violent.
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--not as long.
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Well, I should probably--
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Get going.
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Yeah.
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Well, it was nice
meeting you.
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I'm sure I'll see you--
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Eight tomorrow?
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Actually, that's--
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What you were thinking?
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Right.
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Oh, here you are. Ha-ha.
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You, uh--?
You want to--?
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Sure. Uh...
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How about this one?
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Well, I'm
doing it, Jerry.
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I'm buying
the Frogger machine.
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Now the torch
will burn forever.
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Now the torch
will burn forever.
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Fabulous. See, now
you're really doing something.
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So you wanna come down
to Mario's Pizza with me
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and help me pick up the Frogger?
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Hey, how you gonna keep
the machine plugged in
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while you move it?
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What?!
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Once you unplug
the machine,
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all the scores
will be erased.
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You're right.
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Why must there
always be a problem?!
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You'd think just once
I could get a break!
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God knows I earned it
with that score.
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God knows I earned it
with that score.
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[♪]
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KRAMER:
Well, more bad news, Jerry.
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You know, the police
found another victim
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of the Lopper
in Riverside Park.
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I saw the photo,
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and it looked
a lot like you.
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Oh, come on.
There's a lot of people
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walking around
that look like me.
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Not as many
as there used to be.
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No. I-I need a guy
that can rig a Frogger machine
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so that I can move it
without losing power,
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'cause I have
the high score.
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H-hello?
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You know, George,
you're not gonna find
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You know, George,
you're not gonna find
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an electrician like that
in the Yellow Pages.
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Now, I know just the guy
who can do this.
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Another friend?
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Oh, no, no, no.
This guy is no friend.
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In fact,
we don't even get along.
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Well, i-is he good, Kramer?
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Oh, he's the best.
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And the worst.
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Kramer, listen to me.
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I'm never gonna
have a child.
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If I lose this
Frogger high score,
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that's it for me.
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Believe me, George,
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you can count on
Slippery Pete.
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Slippery Pete?
Yeah.
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I don't care
for the name, either.
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In fact, that's one of the
things that we argue about.
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All right.
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I'm gonna find
a guy with a truck.
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G.L.C. must live on!
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Come on.
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Ng-dat-de-dong.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello.
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So how's it going
with my friend?
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She's a sentence-finisher.
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She's a sentence-finisher.
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It's like dating
Mad Libs.
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[MUFFLED SINGING]
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What is that?
Oh, it's a cake party.
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It's the third one today.
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[APPLAUSE]
[SIGHS]
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I didn't realize
how hooked I got
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on that 4:00 sugar rush.
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So join in.
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I can't.
I denounced them.
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[SUCKS TEETH]
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Maybe I'll go raid
Peterman's fridge.
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He's always got a truffle
or something in there.
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Uh-huh...
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Hey, wh-wh-what--?
Yeah, I dropped an egg.
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Be careful.
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[♪]
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Anybody here?
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Peter-boy?
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[GASPS]
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It's a cakewalk.
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PETERMAN:
♪ Get well
Get well soon ♪
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♪ We wish you
To get well ♪
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[PETERMAN LAUGHS]
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[PETERMAN LAUGHS]
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Oh, what a stirring
little anthem of wellness.
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Elaine!
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Mr. Peterman, uh...
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We missed you
at the get-well party.
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Poor old Walt has a polyp
in the duodenum.
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It's benign, but,
ooh, still a bastard.
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Oh, Elaine.
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Can you keep a secret?
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No, sir, I can't.
261
00:09:13,533 --> 00:09:17,066
Inside that small,
college-boy mini fridge
262
00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,633
is my latest acquisition.
263
00:09:19,633 --> 00:09:21,000
A slice of cake
264
00:09:21,033 --> 00:09:22,833
from the wedding
of King Edward VIII
265
00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:26,366
to Wallis Simpson,
circa 1937.
266
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:30,200
The price: $29,000.
267
00:09:30,233 --> 00:09:32,200
[♪]
268
00:09:35,271 --> 00:09:36,405
[♪]
269
00:09:36,438 --> 00:09:37,871
Well, Lisi,
that was another--
270
00:09:37,905 --> 00:09:39,571
Lovely evening.
271
00:09:39,605 --> 00:09:41,705
--really bad meal.
272
00:09:41,738 --> 00:09:43,138
I was thinking
maybe we should--
273
00:09:43,171 --> 00:09:45,205
Go for a hansom cab ride?
274
00:09:45,238 --> 00:09:46,705
--call it a night.
275
00:09:46,738 --> 00:09:48,271
I'll walk you home.
Where do you live?
276
00:09:48,305 --> 00:09:50,205
Eighty-fourth street
off Riverside Park.
277
00:09:50,238 --> 00:09:51,738
Riverside Park...
278
00:09:51,771 --> 00:09:52,871
I thought we were going--?
279
00:09:52,905 --> 00:09:55,071
Back to my place.
That's right.
280
00:09:55,105 --> 00:09:57,005
[♪]
281
00:09:58,305 --> 00:09:59,638
So you slept with her?
282
00:09:59,671 --> 00:10:02,438
She lives right off
Riverside Park.
283
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,638
I was scared
of the Lopper,
284
00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:04,491
so I let her stay over.
285
00:10:04,491 --> 00:10:05,271
so I let her stay over.
286
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,605
And you automatically
sleep with her?
287
00:10:07,638 --> 00:10:09,405
I just wanted
to make out a little,
288
00:10:09,438 --> 00:10:11,205
but she kind of--
Finished your thought.
289
00:10:11,238 --> 00:10:12,238
Yeah.
290
00:10:15,305 --> 00:10:16,371
Guess what I ate.
291
00:10:16,405 --> 00:10:17,905
An ostrich burger.
292
00:10:19,171 --> 00:10:23,705
No. A $29,000 piece of cake.
293
00:10:23,738 --> 00:10:26,605
Peterman got it at the Duke
and Duchess of Windsor auction.
294
00:10:26,638 --> 00:10:29,205
Ah, it was the most
romantic thing I've ever eaten.
295
00:10:29,238 --> 00:10:30,705
How did it taste?
A little stale.
296
00:10:30,738 --> 00:10:32,538
Yeah.
297
00:10:32,571 --> 00:10:34,371
So, uh...
298
00:10:34,405 --> 00:10:34,491
Are you sleeping
with Peterman? Ha-ha.
299
00:10:34,491 --> 00:10:36,571
Are you sleeping
with Peterman? Ha-ha.
300
00:10:36,605 --> 00:10:37,671
No.
301
00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:40,871
He doesn't know I ate it.
302
00:10:40,905 --> 00:10:42,471
In fact,
he almost caught me.
303
00:10:42,505 --> 00:10:45,471
I have to sneak back in
and even it out.
304
00:10:45,505 --> 00:10:47,905
You know, they say
ostrich has less fat,
305
00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:50,271
but you eat more of it.
306
00:10:52,005 --> 00:10:55,705
Hey, so I talked to Lisi...
307
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,571
and she has got
a big surprise for you.
308
00:10:58,605 --> 00:11:00,105
She's planning
a weekend trip
309
00:11:00,138 --> 00:11:01,805
to Pennsylvania
Dutch Country.
310
00:11:01,838 --> 00:11:04,438
Pennsylvania
Dutch Country?
311
00:11:04,471 --> 00:11:04,491
Oh, that's the serious
relationship weekend place.
312
00:11:04,491 --> 00:11:07,438
Oh, that's the serious
relationship weekend place.
313
00:11:07,471 --> 00:11:09,238
What is going on with you two?
314
00:11:09,271 --> 00:11:10,738
Well, I think
by sleeping with her,
315
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,938
I may have sent her
the wrong message.
316
00:11:13,838 --> 00:11:14,805
What's that?
317
00:11:14,838 --> 00:11:16,905
Oh, 4:00 sugar fix.
318
00:11:16,938 --> 00:11:19,371
Well, I'm calling
this off right now.
319
00:11:19,405 --> 00:11:22,205
No, no. You are way past
the phone-call breakup stage.
320
00:11:22,238 --> 00:11:23,899
Well, I'm not going over there.
321
00:11:23,899 --> 00:11:25,165
That's where
the Lopper is.
322
00:11:25,199 --> 00:11:26,632
Oh. It's daylight.
323
00:11:26,665 --> 00:11:27,999
It won't take you
that long.
324
00:11:28,032 --> 00:11:29,999
Just make
a clean break.
325
00:11:32,232 --> 00:11:34,491
[♪]
326
00:11:34,491 --> 00:11:34,765
[♪]
327
00:11:34,799 --> 00:11:37,665
ELAINE:
Just a little
off the side...
328
00:11:37,699 --> 00:11:39,932
Perfect.
329
00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:41,099
Well, ha...
330
00:11:41,132 --> 00:11:43,699
No point
in wasting 1200 bucks.
331
00:11:44,632 --> 00:11:47,199
[♪]
332
00:11:49,199 --> 00:11:52,399
ELAINE [THINKING]:
Oh, commander,isn't the wedding marvelous?
333
00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:55,965
More cake?Oh, I shouldn't.
334
00:11:55,999 --> 00:11:57,532
I mustn't.
335
00:11:57,565 --> 00:11:59,432
[NORMAL VOICE]
Ah, what the hell?
336
00:11:59,465 --> 00:12:01,465
[♪]
337
00:12:02,799 --> 00:12:04,132
GEORGE:
Now, each of you is here
338
00:12:04,165 --> 00:12:04,491
because you're the best
at what you do.
339
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,632
because you're the best
at what you do.
340
00:12:06,665 --> 00:12:08,632
Slippery Pete,
341
00:12:08,665 --> 00:12:12,132
Kramer tells me you are one hell
of a rogue electrician.
342
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,632
And Shlomo, you're
the best truck driver.
343
00:12:14,665 --> 00:12:16,132
I don't know
if I'm the best.
344
00:12:16,165 --> 00:12:18,199
Oh...you're very good.
345
00:12:18,232 --> 00:12:20,365
Let's say, good.
346
00:12:20,399 --> 00:12:22,265
Okay. Good.
347
00:12:22,299 --> 00:12:24,799
And Kramer, you're in charge
of taping off the loading zone.
348
00:12:24,832 --> 00:12:26,532
Lock and load.
349
00:12:26,565 --> 00:12:28,465
You think you can handle that,
numb nuts?
350
00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:30,465
All right, all right,
come on now.
351
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,332
That was my
mail order bride.
352
00:12:32,365 --> 00:12:34,199
Hey, you weren't home,
so I signed for her.
353
00:12:34,232 --> 00:12:34,491
It doesn't give you the right
to make out with her.
354
00:12:34,491 --> 00:12:36,665
It doesn't give you the right
to make out with her.
355
00:12:36,699 --> 00:12:38,299
You weren't even married yet.
356
00:12:38,332 --> 00:12:40,865
All right, all right!
Calm down, calm down.
357
00:12:40,899 --> 00:12:42,765
Calm down.
358
00:12:42,799 --> 00:12:45,332
Whatever happened
in the past...is past.
359
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,932
Ha-ha. All right.
Now, ahem, this is the, uh--
360
00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:50,165
The basic layout
for Mario's Pizza.
361
00:12:50,199 --> 00:12:52,099
So what kind of a jail time
362
00:12:52,132 --> 00:12:54,165
are we looking
at if we were caught?
363
00:12:56,399 --> 00:12:57,432
What do you mean?
364
00:12:57,465 --> 00:12:59,599
We're stealing
this thing, right?
365
00:12:59,632 --> 00:13:01,799
No. I-I-I paid for it.
366
00:13:02,078 --> 00:13:03,711
I thought
we were stealing it.
367
00:13:03,745 --> 00:13:04,491
Yeah. It feels like
we're stealing it.
368
00:13:04,491 --> 00:13:05,378
Yeah. It feels like
we're stealing it.
369
00:13:05,411 --> 00:13:06,578
We're not stealing it.
370
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,345
I definitely thought
we're stealing it.
371
00:13:08,378 --> 00:13:10,845
All right, let's--
Let's focus.
372
00:13:10,878 --> 00:13:12,045
Can we get back
to the plan?
373
00:13:12,078 --> 00:13:14,378
Well, I need a battery
for this kind of job.
374
00:13:14,411 --> 00:13:16,511
Can I at least
steal a battery?
375
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,578
Fine. Steal the battery.
376
00:13:18,611 --> 00:13:22,445
Now, all right,
here is the Frogger.
377
00:13:22,478 --> 00:13:23,845
This is the front door--
Mm-hm.
378
00:13:23,878 --> 00:13:25,378
--and this is the outlet.
379
00:13:25,411 --> 00:13:26,745
What's that?
380
00:13:26,778 --> 00:13:28,511
The outlet?
Mm-hm.
381
00:13:28,545 --> 00:13:31,178
That's where
the electricity comes out.
382
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,978
Oh, you mean the holes.
383
00:13:35,711 --> 00:13:37,778
Which one's the bathroom?
384
00:13:37,811 --> 00:13:39,411
Uh, here.
385
00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:41,378
They put the Frogger
with the toilet?
386
00:13:41,411 --> 00:13:42,378
Yecch.
387
00:13:42,411 --> 00:13:43,778
The Frogger is here.
388
00:13:43,811 --> 00:13:45,878
George, I thought
that was the door.
389
00:13:45,911 --> 00:13:47,345
Where are all
the pizza ovens?
390
00:13:47,378 --> 00:13:48,745
I thought
the bathroom was here.
391
00:13:48,778 --> 00:13:50,045
[♪]
392
00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:52,645
All right.
You understand now?
393
00:13:53,645 --> 00:13:55,211
It's not that complicated.
394
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:59,278
[♪]
395
00:13:59,311 --> 00:14:02,078
ELAINE:
I need to replace
an antique piece of cake.
396
00:14:02,111 --> 00:14:04,245
Do you have anything
that's been...
397
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:04,491
you know,
laying around for a while?
398
00:14:04,491 --> 00:14:08,045
you know,
laying around for a while?
399
00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:10,445
Something prewar
would be just great.
400
00:14:12,078 --> 00:14:14,111
Oh, hey, Elaine.
401
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,745
What, you got the munchies?
402
00:14:15,778 --> 00:14:18,245
No, Kramer, I am
in big, big, big trouble.
403
00:14:18,278 --> 00:14:20,078
I need a cake
that looks like this.
404
00:14:20,111 --> 00:14:21,245
Oh?
405
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,178
Oh, yeah, Sotheby's.
406
00:14:23,211 --> 00:14:25,145
Yeah, they make good cake.
407
00:14:26,111 --> 00:14:27,545
Do any of these look close?
408
00:14:27,578 --> 00:14:28,711
No, no.
409
00:14:28,745 --> 00:14:30,545
But I know I've seen cake
just like that.
410
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,078
Oh?
Oh, Entenmann's. Yeah.
411
00:14:32,111 --> 00:14:34,411
Entenmann's?
From the supermarket?
412
00:14:34,445 --> 00:14:34,491
No. They're not really
in the supermarket.
413
00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:36,278
No. They're not really
in the supermarket.
414
00:14:36,311 --> 00:14:38,278
They got their own case
at the end of the aisle.
415
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,878
[♪]
416
00:14:39,911 --> 00:14:41,578
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
417
00:14:43,145 --> 00:14:44,111
Hi, Lisi.
418
00:14:44,145 --> 00:14:45,878
Hi, honey.
Is that a bat?
419
00:14:45,911 --> 00:14:47,378
Uh, yeah.
420
00:14:47,411 --> 00:14:49,545
I found it
on the street.
421
00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:51,378
It's gotta be
worth something.
422
00:14:51,411 --> 00:14:53,911
So, what do you
want to do, sweetheart?
423
00:14:53,945 --> 00:14:56,078
Well, before we do anything...
424
00:14:57,811 --> 00:14:59,245
Maybe we should talk.
425
00:15:01,078 --> 00:15:03,678
Then this Pennsylvania Dutch
thing comes out of nowhere.
426
00:15:03,711 --> 00:15:04,491
I mean, how am I supposed
to respond to that?
427
00:15:04,491 --> 00:15:06,545
I mean, how am I supposed
to respond to that?
428
00:15:06,578 --> 00:15:07,911
Then may I say something...
429
00:15:07,945 --> 00:15:10,711
without being interrupted?
430
00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:13,378
Well, I'm sorry
if I ruined your life.
431
00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:16,211
That's exactly
what I set out to do.
432
00:15:17,578 --> 00:15:21,245
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Mm-hm. Uh-huh.
433
00:15:21,278 --> 00:15:23,045
Are you afraid
to kiss me in public?
434
00:15:23,078 --> 00:15:25,045
Have we even been in public?
435
00:15:25,078 --> 00:15:27,245
LISI:
Now you're gonna
tell me what I'm thinking.
436
00:15:27,278 --> 00:15:30,678
Well, go ahead,
'cause I'd really like to know.
437
00:15:30,711 --> 00:15:32,578
You are not dumb.
438
00:15:32,611 --> 00:15:34,045
Don't say that.
439
00:15:35,078 --> 00:15:36,345
These beans
are pretty good.
440
00:15:36,378 --> 00:15:38,845
Mm-hm. Twenty minutes.
441
00:15:38,878 --> 00:15:41,911
JERRY:
Well, I'm sorry
I'm not Brad.
442
00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:43,311
I'm me!
443
00:15:44,078 --> 00:15:45,745
Nice to meet ya!
444
00:15:47,278 --> 00:15:50,645
Boy, did your mother
do a number on you.
445
00:15:54,545 --> 00:15:57,011
[CRYING]
Fine. So it's over.
446
00:15:57,045 --> 00:15:58,645
Oh, thank God.
447
00:16:00,211 --> 00:16:02,678
Why is it dark out?
W-What time is it?
448
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,345
Nine-thirty.
449
00:16:04,378 --> 00:16:04,491
We've been breaking up
for 10 hours?
450
00:16:04,491 --> 00:16:06,678
We've been breaking up
for 10 hours?
451
00:16:06,711 --> 00:16:08,378
Goodbye, Jerry.
452
00:16:09,145 --> 00:16:11,378
Lopper.
453
00:16:11,411 --> 00:16:13,278
Maybe we should give this a
little more time,
454
00:16:13,311 --> 00:16:15,211
see how it looks
in the light of day.
455
00:16:15,245 --> 00:16:16,211
Out.
456
00:16:16,245 --> 00:16:18,411
[♪]
457
00:16:24,911 --> 00:16:27,245
[♪]
458
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,611
Lopper.
459
00:16:31,078 --> 00:16:32,611
Lisi, Lisi,
let me in.
460
00:16:32,645 --> 00:16:34,491
We can work this out.
I was wrong. You were right.
461
00:16:34,491 --> 00:16:34,711
We can work this out.
I was wrong. You were right.
462
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:35,711
I'll do anything.
463
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,111
[DOOR BUZZES]
464
00:16:40,611 --> 00:16:42,545
[♪]
465
00:16:43,945 --> 00:16:46,045
Jerry! You came
for the big moment.
466
00:16:46,078 --> 00:16:47,345
Nah, I'm waiting for...
467
00:16:47,378 --> 00:16:49,511
Ha-ha. Everything's
timed out to perfection.
468
00:16:49,545 --> 00:16:51,678
Slippery Pete's got the Frogger
on battery power.
469
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,945
Truck will be there any minute,
470
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:54,511
and Kramer taped
the loading zone.
471
00:16:54,545 --> 00:16:55,745
Oh. Sounds great.
Yeah.
472
00:16:55,778 --> 00:16:56,911
You gotta come over tonight.
473
00:16:56,945 --> 00:16:58,778
We can play.
Ah, I can't. I'm busy.
474
00:16:58,811 --> 00:17:00,278
I'm going away
on a long weekend.
475
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,411
Where?
476
00:17:01,445 --> 00:17:03,578
Look what I found.
477
00:17:03,611 --> 00:17:04,491
I got one for you too.
478
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,078
I got one for you too.
479
00:17:08,645 --> 00:17:09,611
Oh, great.
480
00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:10,678
Uh, you know what?
481
00:17:10,711 --> 00:17:11,911
Why don't you put it in the car
482
00:17:11,945 --> 00:17:13,245
so I don't accidentally toss it
483
00:17:13,278 --> 00:17:14,411
in that Dumpster?
484
00:17:14,445 --> 00:17:15,911
Ha-ha-ha. Okay.
485
00:17:15,945 --> 00:17:18,878
I'll meet thee in front
of your place, 15 minutes.
486
00:17:20,445 --> 00:17:22,078
A long...
487
00:17:22,111 --> 00:17:24,078
long weekend.
488
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,911
I hear thee.
489
00:17:29,745 --> 00:17:31,178
Elaine! Excellent.
490
00:17:31,211 --> 00:17:32,878
I'd like you to meet
a friend of mine,
491
00:17:32,911 --> 00:17:33,911
Irwin Lubeck.
492
00:17:33,945 --> 00:17:34,491
Oh, hello.
Charmed.
493
00:17:34,491 --> 00:17:35,711
Oh, hello.
Charmed.
494
00:17:35,745 --> 00:17:38,111
Ha, ha, ha.
All right.
495
00:17:38,145 --> 00:17:39,545
Brace yourself, Lubeck.
496
00:17:39,578 --> 00:17:41,878
You are about
to be launched, via pastry,
497
00:17:41,911 --> 00:17:45,545
back to the wedding of one of
the most dashing and romantic
498
00:17:45,578 --> 00:17:49,045
Nazi sympathizers of the entire
British royal family.
499
00:17:49,078 --> 00:17:51,211
I guess I'll just--
PETERMAN: No, Elaine, stay.
500
00:17:51,245 --> 00:17:53,178
Lubeck here...
501
00:17:53,211 --> 00:17:55,945
is the world's foremost
appraiser of vintage pastry.
502
00:17:57,211 --> 00:17:58,878
PETERMAN:
All right, Lubeck.
503
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,911
How much is she worth?
504
00:18:00,945 --> 00:18:02,611
I'd say about 219.
505
00:18:02,645 --> 00:18:04,345
[LAUGHS]
506
00:18:04,378 --> 00:18:04,491
Two hundred
and nineteen thousand dollars!
507
00:18:04,491 --> 00:18:07,545
Two hundred
and nineteen thousand dollars!
508
00:18:07,578 --> 00:18:09,345
Lubeck,
you glorious titwillow,
509
00:18:09,378 --> 00:18:13,511
you just made me
a profit of $190,000.
510
00:18:13,545 --> 00:18:16,211
No. Two dollars
and nineteen cents.
511
00:18:16,245 --> 00:18:17,311
It's an Entenmann's.
512
00:18:20,111 --> 00:18:22,245
Do they have
a castle at Windsor?
513
00:18:22,278 --> 00:18:24,011
No. They have a display case
514
00:18:24,045 --> 00:18:25,545
at the end of the aisle.
515
00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:29,411
Oh, good Lord.
516
00:18:29,445 --> 00:18:31,545
You all right, Peterman?
You look ill.
517
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,491
♪ Get well
Get well soon ♪
518
00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:35,878
♪ Get well
Get well soon ♪
519
00:18:35,911 --> 00:18:38,411
♪ We want you
To get well ♪
520
00:18:38,445 --> 00:18:40,545
♪ Get well
Get well soon ♪
521
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,711
♪ We want you
To get well ♪
522
00:18:42,745 --> 00:18:43,711
[♪]
523
00:18:44,378 --> 00:18:45,411
[BEEPING]
524
00:18:45,445 --> 00:18:47,378
Hey, what are you guys doing?
525
00:18:47,411 --> 00:18:49,511
Eat the fly.
Eat the fly.
526
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,745
Got him.
527
00:18:50,778 --> 00:18:53,245
You idiots. You're gonna
wear down the battery.
528
00:18:53,278 --> 00:18:55,078
Oh, the batteries are fine.
529
00:18:55,111 --> 00:18:56,845
We've got...
530
00:18:56,878 --> 00:18:59,011
Oh, God.
Only three minutes left.
531
00:18:59,045 --> 00:19:01,178
Quick. Get this thing back
in the pizzeria.
532
00:19:01,211 --> 00:19:03,178
George, they closed up.
Wh--?
533
00:19:03,211 --> 00:19:04,278
I need an outlet!
534
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:04,491
A what?
535
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:05,345
A what?
536
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,611
Holes! I need holes!
537
00:19:07,645 --> 00:19:09,778
The pharmacy's still open.
538
00:19:09,811 --> 00:19:11,611
All right. Kramer,
you block off traffic.
539
00:19:11,645 --> 00:19:13,445
You two, go sweet-talk
the pharmacist.
540
00:19:14,711 --> 00:19:16,478
You owe me a quarter.
541
00:19:20,311 --> 00:19:22,511
Slippery Pete.
542
00:19:22,545 --> 00:19:23,845
GEORGE:
Kramer, hurry up!
543
00:19:23,878 --> 00:19:26,245
[GRUNTS]
544
00:19:26,278 --> 00:19:27,278
[YELLS]
545
00:19:27,311 --> 00:19:30,111
I'm out! No tape left!
546
00:19:30,145 --> 00:19:32,078
Well, come on.
I'll help you push it across.
547
00:19:32,111 --> 00:19:34,491
Wait a minute.
This looks familiar.
548
00:19:34,491 --> 00:19:34,578
Wait a minute.
This looks familiar.
549
00:19:34,611 --> 00:19:36,411
This reminds me
of something.
550
00:19:38,657 --> 00:19:40,824
I can do this.
By yourself?
551
00:19:40,857 --> 00:19:45,391
Jerry, I've been preparing
for this moment my entire life.
552
00:19:48,357 --> 00:19:50,324
[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]
553
00:20:00,691 --> 00:20:02,991
He look like a frog.
554
00:20:04,791 --> 00:20:06,324
So do you.
555
00:20:07,357 --> 00:20:09,324
[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]
556
00:20:15,357 --> 00:20:16,324
[THUD]
557
00:20:16,357 --> 00:20:17,491
[TRUCK HORN HONKS]
558
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:20,324
[TRUCK HORN HONKS]
559
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,891
[FROGGER POWERING DOWN]
560
00:20:32,243 --> 00:20:33,421
[EXHALES]
Game over.
561
00:20:33,455 --> 00:20:34,491
[♪]
562
00:20:34,491 --> 00:20:35,355
[♪]
563
00:20:41,521 --> 00:20:42,959
[♪]
564
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:45,026
Mr. Peterman,
you wanted to see me, sir?
565
00:20:45,059 --> 00:20:46,926
Elaine, up until a moment ago,
566
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:49,726
I was convinced that I was
on the receiving end
567
00:20:49,759 --> 00:20:52,259
of one of the oldest
baker's grift in the books...
568
00:20:53,593 --> 00:20:55,026
the Entenmann's shim-sham...
569
00:20:55,059 --> 00:20:56,126
[SIGHS]
570
00:20:56,159 --> 00:20:57,193
...until I remembered
571
00:20:57,226 --> 00:20:59,926
the videotape
surveillance system,
572
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,026
that I installed
to catch other Walter
573
00:21:02,059 --> 00:21:03,726
using my latrine.
574
00:21:04,893 --> 00:21:08,326
But it also caught...this.
575
00:21:23,593 --> 00:21:25,526
Mr. Peterman, I-I can ex--
576
00:21:25,559 --> 00:21:28,593
Elaine, I have
a question for you.
577
00:21:28,626 --> 00:21:32,226
Is the item still...
with you?
578
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:37,426
Um... Well, uh...
As far as I know.
579
00:21:37,459 --> 00:21:40,322
Do you know what happens
to a butter-based frosting
580
00:21:40,322 --> 00:21:40,526
Do you know what happens
to a butter-based frosting
581
00:21:40,559 --> 00:21:42,959
after six decades
in a poorly ventilated
582
00:21:42,993 --> 00:21:44,926
English basement?
583
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:47,559
Uh, I-I guess I hadn't--
584
00:21:47,593 --> 00:21:49,793
Well, I have a feeling
what you are about to go through
585
00:21:49,826 --> 00:21:51,826
is punishment enough.
586
00:21:55,059 --> 00:21:56,193
Dismissed.
587
00:21:56,226 --> 00:21:57,426
[♪]
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