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Yellow One to base.

Go ahead yellow one.

Nothing but clear
skies.

Are you certain about the
target?

That is a roger yellow
one.

The intel is sound.

I just don't want this
to be

another mission whitefish.

Trust me, yellow
one, neither do I.

Yellow one to base.

Go ahead, Yellow one.

Can you please verify
the size

of what we are looking for?

Sure.

Early reports are that the
subject

is over 50 meters in height.

Wow.

That big, huh?

Yup, that big.

You know, I
should be fishing now.

Is that right?

Yep.

I was just about to head out
with my son when I got the call

and I played the good soldier.

You played the good
soldier.

This is getting
pretty ridiculous.

Remember this is
for the good of the nation.

Sure, not so much for
the good

of my marriage though.

I hear ya.

You do realize that I'm in this
with you?

Well, there is
certainly that.

So how much longer do we keep at
this?

I'm told until
we locate the target.

Great, how the heck
are we not seeing this thing?

Yellow One, Yellow
One, get the hell out of...

Oh my God, no.

Okay, one more answer, Y-E-S.

Let's see what type of vegetable
you are.

Sweet potato.

Let's try that again.

You have an email.

No, no, no, no, this can't be
right.

Oh geez, where's the magnet.

Ah, there you are.

Okay, calculating
trajectory, times velocity.

Oh darn.

Dave, are you sure these
numbers

you sent me, they're legit?

I punched the numbers in twice

and it is what it is.

I think you need to make
the call.

Yeah, it's time to wake up the
general.

I don't envy you.

Wish me luck.

I'm going to need it.

Sure, it is a gun in my
pocket.

No, I'm not happy to see you.

This better be important.

Whoa, whoa, slow down there,
soldier.

You don't just call me in
the middle of the night

and wake me up with poppycock.

Poppycock?

Well, it's like a bunch
of whoey or nonsense.

What, you never heard of the
word?

What the heck are they teaching
you

in basic training these days?

Ridiculous.

Are you sure?

And you checked the math?

So, aliens.

Have we calculated the
trajectory to a landing site?

Sorry, what?

Crash site then?

No, that's not good.

We're going to need a tracker.

We're going to need someone
good, no someone great.

We're going to need the best of
the best,

spare no expense, if you catch
my drift.

That's right, you know what I'm
thinking.

Get him on this right away.

Time to bring out the big guns.

Martha, get my pants.

Be very careful.

This place could be quite
dangerous.

Skipper, Skipper it's
me, your best friend.

Your most trusted ally.

Slother, red fez?

The General ask for you
to meet us in the jungle.

There's an unidentified
flying object phenomenon

you must check out.

I'll send you the coordinates.

Coordinates, GPS coordinates.

I'll text you the address,
goodbye.

My source tells me that
a local tribe in Amazon

has retrieved the power source
from the fallen space craft.

It's a disk shaped item
that they have taken,

called the Gozongas.

It's our job to track
it down and retrieve it.

This map doesn't exactly
show us where the Amazons are,

this is going to take all day.

Stay sharp, we may be
dealing with a Savage bunch.

That doesn't sound too savage.

You'll never catch it, you
know?

I bet you, I can if I tickle
you.

It's the call.

We must return to the village.

Snuggles after?

With her or me?

- All three.
- All three

Let's let's follow these
three.

Amazing how you just thought
of that.

I don't see any better idea.

Besides, they're clearly
the tribe we're looking for.

Marianne, Marianne, Marianne?

Interloafers.

Let's kill them.

Let's take them to the queen,
she'll know what to do.

Bring out the prisoners.

We obey, mighty queen.

Remove the blindfolds.

Check out the gozongas.

Really?

The amulet around her neck,

it must be the Gozongas.

Are you sure of that?

When it comes to I know to
look for.

Are we still talking about the
amulet?

Yeah, sure.

You two are charged with
trespassing on sacred land.

For centuries we have
lived here peacefully.

Your presence here has
disrupted the natural order

of our people.

What do you have to say for
yourselves?

My dear, I, how should we
address you?

For generations, too many to
count,

the tribal chieftesses have
been bestowed with the name,

a name that instills
power, a name that chills

the hearts of those who utter
it.

The name of my mother and her
mother

and grandmothers before,

a name that you should be
honored to address me as.

That name, that name is Peggy.

Oh, well Peggy we're
but poor weary travelers.

We mean no harm.

If you would, but give us food
and shelter for the night,

we'll be on our merry way.

Spend the night on the ground?

Shut up.

Very well, you will be
our guests for the evening,

but you shall leave tomorrow.

Thank you.

Now, if you don't mind

I have a plan.

What is it?

I need you leave so I
can be alone with Peggy.

I bet.

I just need to be alone
with her long enough

so I can get my hands on my
Gozongas.

I know what you mean.

Just do it.

Fine.

Can you please excuse
me for just a second.

Stay within the camp
boundaries.

Otherwise it will not be good
for you.

Okay.

I trust you are enjoying
yourself.

I am now.

How so?

I never thanked you personally
for sparing our lives.

We do have rules.

However, we are civilized.

We do have compassion.

And I like that kind of
compassion.

That's good, I think we
may be too close to the fire.

I think the temperature is
just right.

I may not be from your world,

but I still know what's
considered appropriate.

Do you, do you really?

The world changes, things
change, people change.

Come with me.

I don't think I can.

Sure, you can.

This is so exciting.

I've never done anything like
this before.

Of course, any man have visited
the Island

have died moments after landing,
nonetheless, never before.

Right, right, but if we're
going to do this properly,

we need to take care
of a few things first.

Such as?

Such as remove anything
cumbersome like this watch.

This watch is, is this watch is
just

going to get in the way.

Of what?

The stuff, you know, the
stuff.

Oh.

Take this amulet or whatever
it is.

It is so going to get in the
way.

Okay, I'll just take this off

and I'll put it right down
there.

Peggy, I have something to
show you.

You do?

I do.

Show me.

What's that over there?

Zoink.

Zoink, zoink, zoink?

Let's go.

Yeah, I almost got this.

What, are you crazy?

I've got the Gozongas.

Oh yeah, right, okay.

Oh, wait, wait.

What?

I called in a favor.

There's a plane waiting for
us at the end of the Island.

Great.

Catch that plane.

The plane, the plane.

Hurry, catch the plane.

But I loved him.

Skipper, you need to
deliver the alien gozongas

to Professor Mills right away.

He has to start research
testing.

Good evening.

Clinical trial KTNT, part one.

Please excuse my surroundings.

Recent events have
separated me from my lab.

I'm attempting to splice
DNA with the substance,

along with this common
houseplant.

I believe that once
unleashed to the elements,

the substance will require a
biological host to survive.

Containment has been
difficult and I'm afraid

that unless I can control this,

future tests will be impossible,

as the KTNT may become unstable
resulting in God knows what.

Here we go.

I should have worn a watch.

Well, early results are
favorable.

The host seems to be accepting
the splice.

That's not a good sound.

Excuse me a moment.

Oh, it looks like the test
subject did not work well.

Perhaps a different specimen is
needed.

Good evening.

Clinical trial, KTNT part two.

The substance seems slightly
unstable.

The elemental breakdown has
resulted in a few surprises,

namely, that there are elements
that require classification,

new elements, foreign elements.

This will require more
testing at some point.

There does seem to be an
organic nature to the substance.

I believe that this will
have the ability to splice

with an organic of this earth.

Previous testing had resulted
in immediate decomposition.

The basic genetic makeup
of the host plant,

unfortunately resulted in
an unstable environment.

I have since decided to
conduct tests on live animals.

I have acquired a primate to
conduct the DNA splicing with.

The specimen seems healthy
and of good nature,

aside from a rather dreadful
incident

regarding some oatmeal this
morning.

I have full confidence that the
experiment

will be successful.

I've modified the delivery
method of the KTNT to pill form.

Injection, I believe will
result in too intense

an experience for the specimen.

All right, here we go.

Behave, behave yourself.

Well, the dose has been
administered.

Now we wait.

Indeed.

The name of the dog in the
Brady Bunch?

Tiger, you already asked me
that.

Tranquilizer.

Upon first observation, the
subject seems in good spirits.

There does not seem to be any

adverse effect at all, actually.

Well, that is certainly
surprising.

I'm not sure what's happening
with the test subject,

but with further tests I
believe that we can isolate

the anomaly and get some
concrete results here.

No.

Wait, Susan, are you okay,
Susan?

They found me.

I need to turn this off,
but first there you go.

Your chains are off, run, hide.

They cannot find you.

Do you understand?

You do understand, incredible.

You better go now, hide.

Now to destroy the evidence.

The target is
terminated.

No sir, no one alive, sir.

It looks like there was an
animal that was changed here,

but no sign of it.

Understood, sir.

There is a camera we will
collect

as evidence and burn all traces.

Understood, sir.

Do you think mama
would let us have a pet?

No.

Well, if we could
have a pet,

what would you have?

A snake, a tarentula,
a dog, a cat, a hamster.

Do you think she'll
ever

let us have one someday?

I don't think so.

Well I hope so.

Major Ryan.

It's time?

Yes, sir.

Of course.

Okay, here we go.

Darn it.

What?

Sorry, having a bad morning.

What, when?

You're certain, it was the work
of foreign military agents?

They took all the alien items,
everything?

What about the specimen?

I know there was going to
be a live test subject.

My twin brother updated
me on the progress.

Speaking of which, can you
please put him on the line?

Are you certain?

Shot dead in the back?

I see, he was always the
handsome one.

No, I understand.

No.

Yes, we need to regroup.

The test subject, is it
still at the compound

or did they make off with that
too?

So it escaped.

We need to find it.

If we don't all is lost.

This takes priority over
everything else.

If we have a chance of
making things, right,

we have to get going.

Find that monkey.

This is awesome.

Hey Grayson, how long can
you hold yourself up for?

What's the record?

There isn't one yet, you go
first.

Okay.

Go Grayson, go.

Did you hear that?

Hear what?

Over there.

In the playhouse?

Now it's over there.

Under that plant?

Under where?

You said underwear.

Oh, it's just a chipmunk.

Chipmunk, ah.

Enough is enough.

I need to find that monkey.

Operator, all hands on deck.

Let's get every available
resource on this.

You heard me, everyone.

Well sure, why not?

Yeah, even him.

In fact, put me through to
Major Bummer, right now.

Hello?

Major Bummer, wake up.
Soldier.

It's pronounced Bummier, but
I'm up.

Did I ask for an opinion,
soldier.

Oh, ex soldiers, sir.

Yeah, I know, honorably
discharged.

Sure, but you know what soldier?

Your country needs you
and we need you now.

No, no, I understand like
today now?

I wouldn't know any
other now other than today.

You know what I mean?

Look, clean yourself up.

I'll send you the mission
information to print out

and now get going.

Oh yes sir, yes, sir.

That's the spirit, go get him.

Bummer.

Now boys, chipmunks
are more afraid of you

than you are of them.

You mean like you and spiders,
mom?

No, no, spiders are different.

They have eight legs and a
million eyes.

I got to go in and make
supper, play nice, okay?

Here's a snack for when
you guys get hungry.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Okay, have fun.

What was that noise?

Hope it's not a squirrel
again.

It's come over from
there, wanna sneak in?

What, you ate all our snacks?

I was playing with you,
how could I eat them?

Let's have a look in the
playhouse.

It's a baby gorilla.

Could we keep him?

Sure, but I don't think
you should tell mom.

What should we name him?

Konga.

Here boy.

Let's see what all the fuss is
about.

You have got to be kidding me.

Well, let's get to it, soldier.

Let's go.

We can't have mommy find
Konga.

Why not?

Because we can't have a
cat until we're like 12.

I assume we can't have a gorilla
until like we're hundred.

Makes sense.

Are you hungry, Konga?

No, that's my stomach.

I didn't get my snack today.

Thanks, Konga.

Is everything okay?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I'm coming in.

Now what's going on in here?

Nothing.

Why are you answering me like
you're asking me a question?

I don't know.

Mom, what's the 10th degree?

10th degree?

Okay, what's going on over here?

Why so suspicious?

There's a saying among moms,

when there's quiet, there's
trouble.

We could be louder if you're
like.

That's not what I meant.

Nevermind, I'm out.

Phew, that was a close one.

Not so quiet.

Oof, that was a close one.

You boys getting along
up there?

- Yes.
- Yes.

Good afternoon, ma'am.

How are you today?

I'm fine, everything okay?

Yes, yes, everything is fine.

No need for alarm.

I just wanted to know if
perhaps you have seen this ape.

Ape, you're asking me if I've
seen a wild ape on the loose

and not to worry, are you
kidding me?

I'm sorry, I just
didn't want to worry you.

Well, you did.

And no, I have not seen any
apes, geez.

Well, I wanted to...

I can't believe this guy.

That was a close one.

Too close.

Do know what this means?

No.

More time to play with Konga.

Yay.

Tell me you have some good
news.

Nothing yet, sir.

I just want to check in is all.

Now, what kind of an idiot
would call with an update of,

I have nothing?

That's the call when I call you?

Just thought you'd like to
know.

That I'd like to know that
you didn't find anything?

That's ridiculous.

I understand, sir.

It won't happen again.

It better not.

I want you to update me
every hour on the hour.

You understand?

But what if there's nothing,
sir?

I told you not to call
me and report nothing.

You soldier need to get your
ears checked.

Understood, sir.

Good, talk to you in an hour
then.

Yes, sir, maybe sir.

Yes, sir, maybe sir.

I have one hour to find that
ape.

Konga, what's wrong?

Yeah, we're going to need more
backup.

Only Danger Force can help us
now.

Time to get the team back
together.

And now
what's special news update

with KBN reporter, Megan Bacon.

Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen,

we will return to Who's Making
Cakes

after this important bulletin.

There have been unconfirmed
reports of a large creature

roaming the streets of our city.

Some have described as a large
Chimp.

Others believe the monster to
be that of a monkey variety.

Well, I'll tell you folks,

this anchor does not
quite know the difference.

What's this?

Yes.

I'm just getting this.

We have some amateur footage
coming in.

We will cut to this footage
immediately.

Oh my, are you seeing this?

I've never seen anything
like this ever, I swear it.

This is monumental.

This is, this is not a
special effects, folks.

This is coming to you
straight from my camera phone.

Well, I'm speechless folks.

You've got to be kidding me.

I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen,

there must have been some
mistake here.

We now bring you back to your
regular program, goodnight.

Yeah, yeah, no I'm on it.

I'm on it.

Yeah, I can get it fixed.

Yeah, it wouldn't be more than
five bucks.

Give me a call back.

Actually, I just heard noise
in back, think it's my dog.

He's been missing, we
haven't found him for weeks.

I think he's out in the barn,
I gotta go check it out.

Yeah, yeah, call me back.

All right, bye.

Skippy, Skippy, morning boy.

Skippy, Skippy, where are you
boy?

Skippy.

That's weird.

Oh my God, oh my God.

Whewy, that's one blue ribbon
kitten.

I know he's out there
somewheres.

I'm going to catch me a big foot
today.

Hey, what's that?

Whoa, he's even bigger than I
thought.

Nobody at the Big Foot Society

is ever going to believe this.

Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen, I'm Megan Bacon.

We will return you to
Where We Left Our Hairpiece

after this important news
message.

I believe that I may
have acted rather hastily

earlier this evening when we
reported

a large ape-like creature on the
loose.

After multiple reports,

we can confirm that there
is indeed an enormous ape

running through the city.

What are its motives?

What are its thoughts and
feelings?

What is its favorite food?

And if it is bananas,
will we now be forced

to pay a premium for this
commodity going forward?

Local authorities are
advising people to stay home.

If you must leave your house,
please be on the lookout.

If you come across this
creature,

please do not feed or engage in
any way.

The public is also asked that
if they do see the creature

to call the local authorities
immediately.

We thank you for your
cooperation,

and we now bring you back

to your regular scheduled
programming.

Major Bummer, you're three
minutes late.

Yes, sorry for being late,
sir.

It's Bummier.

Any word on the backup?

The troops are on their way,
Bummer.

A giant gorilla?

I'll believe it when I see it.

No, oh gross.

Mama pajama.

Whoa, that is one skyscraping
ape.

Sir, I'm sending
coordinates to you right now.

I'm tracking this movement.

It's about time,
soldier.

We don't have all day, you know.

Yes, sir, you should
be getting it right now.

Are you sure,
soldier?

All our readings aren't
negative.

Video confirmation.

I don't see
anything.

That's one big monkey.

Oh, no, no, wait, wait.

Whoa, that's funky monkey.

Oh my God, it's so big, it's so
big.

What's happening to this city?

What is happening to our world?

What is going on?

No, there is no way
that I'm going to let

some gorilla rampage this
commode,

this amazing life that I have.

Don't you agree?

Yes you do.

Are you sure this is going to
work?

I'm sure, we want to
lure Konga to where we are.

Are you sure he's going
to chase a giant hot dog?

If I was a giant gorilla, I
would chase a giant hot dog.

Let's go.

We interrupt your
programming to bring you

this important message.

Millions have left the
city and millions more

are on their way out under the
advisement

of our mayor and local law
enforcement.

There have been many
reports of mass destruction

throughout the city.

This creature is certainly
upset about something.

Upon multiple attempts at
finding out

exactly what the creature is
upset about,

we have learned two things.

One, he does not just eat
bananas,

but live on the scene reporters.

And two, he has not bathed in
days.

Those that are not able to leave
the city

are advised to stay in their
basements, if possible.

If you do not have a
basement, find a neighbor

or find a cover under your
kitchen table.

If you are in a high rise,
seek shelter at low levels,

Above all, please stay safe.

We now bring you back to your
regular scheduled programming,

which is the news.

Is that a thing?

Konga, Konga, Konga.

Konga, Konga, follow the giant
hot dog.

Send in the air strike.

Konga is moving
away from the city.

Get me the general on
the horn.

We need you at
sector five now, sir.

Video confirmation, I
still don't see anything.

Start digging that
trench

and fill it with gasoline

I want to order a large pizza.

- Konga.
- Konga, stop.

All right boys, close
in.

It needs military power.

Easy now, final ready.

Keep him in your sight.

Fire, fire.

Konga, no.

This monkey can really take
it.

Konga, we love you.

Who still has a
visual?

Negative, sir.

Where'd he go?

All right, everyone.

Stand down until we see him
again.

Oh, he's a little cutey.

Ain't that a cutey?

Yes, General.

No, it looks like he got away.

I have no idea where he went.

It's a mystery.

I don't care what the facts
are, Major.

A thing of that size doesn't
just up and disappear.

That is no way to talk to your
superior officer, soldier.

Not while he's investigating the
death

of his own twin brother.

So you've been honorably
discharged again?

All right then, ex soldier.

Well all the best to you too.

I can't believe that guy,
trying to convince me

that this massive ape just
disappeared.

What kind of malarkey is that?

Actually, I think I have an
explanation.

Wait, what, how?

Great to see you too.

Let me explain.

So in my research recordings,

I mentioned that the
KTNT was very unstable.

When I applied it to a
plant, the plant fizzled out.

Okay?

So instead of the ape fizzling
out,

his genetic makeup eventually
rejected the foreign element.

Once it left the host,

the monkey reverted back
to his original size.

Ah, next question.

Well that is a story in and of
itself.

Yes, I was shot.

Yes, I was considered dead,
but here's the crazy thing.

Not sure how I feel
about more crazy though.

Well, since this craziness is
over with,

I think you're good.

Gotcha.

So after I was so rudely
shot in the back by terrorists,

my body fell in the smallest
drop of KTNT.

So it made you grow big?

Heck no, that's not
scientifically possible.

I'm no ape.

All right.

What did happen was that
all my wounds were healed

within a few days.

Imagine that.

I'm trying to.

That's it.

So was there any of the
KTNT left for analysis?

Not a drop, a real shame
though.

True, but it is nice
to have you back brother.

Jimbo.

Timbo.

Should probably sanitize
myself.

You're right.

Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen,

we interrupt your regularly
scheduled programming

to bring you this important
message.

As soon as everything started,
it has ended just as quickly.

Law enforcements are just as
baffled as the general public.

The creature has disappeared.

I repeat, the creature has
disappeared.

The city, and for that matter,
the world,

is trying to figure out
exactly what happened.

From here, all we can
do is look for answers.

Answers for questions like

what was the motive for the
rampage?

Did it find what it was looking
for

or accomplish what it wanted?

If so, is that why it left?

Where did it go?

And how did it leave without a
trace?

We may never know.

Hopefully we do not have to
go through this ever again.

For now, we rebuild and
forget the time that our city

was run over by a monkey.

We now bring you back
to Fun with Marmalade,

already in progress.

Good night.

What's that?