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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Learn Thai more flexible & enjoyable with Banana Thai osdb.link/bananathai 2 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,790 I don't believe you 'cau I know I'm right. 3 00:00:17,830 --> 00:00:20,430 I'm a woman! You don't think I remember the day of our first date? 4 00:00:20,450 --> 00:00:22,560 Well,if you remember that it was a year ago today,then yeah. 5 00:00:22,580 --> 00:00:25,190 Our anniversary is tomorrow,okay? 6 00:00:25,210 --> 00:00:28,380 I have it circled in my calendar. I have it in my black-- 7 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,640 oh,my god,that is so weird. 8 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:32,780 Mia,we're gonna be late. 9 00:00:32,790 --> 00:00:35,590 No,but we were just talking about our first real date,and here these people are. 10 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,950 - Remember,we stopped on the way back from dinner. - I remember,a year ago today. 11 00:00:37,980 --> 00:00:40,570 No,it wasn't a year ago today. 12 00:00:41,180 --> 00:00:44,090 - oh,my god,you actually danced with me. - Yes. 13 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,000 So romantic. 14 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,740 They even played this song. 15 00:00:53,210 --> 00:00:55,570 would you just admit I'm right? 16 00:00:56,630 --> 00:00:58,240 No. 17 00:00:59,580 --> 00:01:02,200 Okay. Will you marry me? 18 00:01:05,390 --> 00:01:07,140 yes! 19 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,970 oh,god,it's lord voldemort at 2:00. 20 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,460 - Hi,clive. - Hi,clive. 21 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,180 Serendipity. 22 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:30,270 I've just come from a meeting of the board... 23 00:01:30,350 --> 00:01:32,780 about the two of you. 24 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:38,780 We're consolidating on the print side,raising one of you up to U.S.Group publisher. 25 00:01:39,310 --> 00:01:42,530 But I can't make a decision based on past performance. 26 00:01:42,540 --> 00:01:45,630 You are--both of you-- for all intents and purposes,perfect equals. 27 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:50,400 So we're gonna play a little game here called "survivor: West 23rd street." 28 00:01:50,430 --> 00:01:52,460 Okay. Which means? 29 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:56,680 Whichever one of you closes the biggest block of advertising this quarter stays. 30 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,460 The other one's off the island. 31 00:01:58,490 --> 00:01:59,950 This quarter closes friday. 32 00:01:59,980 --> 00:02:02,040 And winner takes all. 33 00:02:02,670 --> 00:02:04,890 - Beautiful ring. Are you engaged? - Yes. 34 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:07,250 - Just now. - Well,congratulations. 35 00:02:07,270 --> 00:02:11,340 One of you is gonna be married to the publisher of the barnstead magazine group. 36 00:02:14,810 --> 00:02:16,010 Are you up for this? 37 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,250 Do we have a choice? 38 00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:19,690 Well,I was thinking maybe one of us could step aside. 39 00:02:19,710 --> 00:02:21,390 Oh,what a gentleman. 40 00:02:21,420 --> 00:02:23,040 I meant the other one of us. 41 00:02:23,070 --> 00:02:26,090 You know one of the other things I love about you? 42 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,530 Your sense of humor. 43 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:37,620 juliet draper, coo, stanton hallhotels and resorts 44 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:40,030 cancel your lunch all of us the usual place 45 00:02:40,490 --> 00:02:43,590 gentlemen,thank you so much for this opportunity. 46 00:02:43,620 --> 00:02:48,170 and we hope that a visit to our site might be the next logical step. 47 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:45,020 {\a6}juliet: cancel your lunch all of us the usual place. urgent xo mia 48 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:00,160 Gentlemen,I would like to remind you that I am the C.O.O.Of this company 49 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,200 and the ranking executive in this meeting. 50 00:03:02,230 --> 00:03:04,470 If there's a next step,I would appreciate it 51 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:08,240 if you would address your proposals to me as well as to my colleagues. 52 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:09,940 Cream or sugar? 53 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:14,280 caitlin dowd, senior vp for marketing , lily parish 54 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,800 I'm so not wanting to have this conversation right now. 55 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:19,880 I don't wanna have this conversation. 56 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,200 Right,well... 57 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:24,060 {\a6}caitlin: cancel your lunch all of us the usual place. urgent xo mia 58 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:22,730 okay,perfect example. 59 00:03:22,780 --> 00:03:25,120 You and that thing-- you just can't wait to pick it up,can you? 60 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:26,190 What is this,get caitlin day? 61 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:28,900 Honestly,if it had a vibrator attachment,you wouldn't need me. 62 00:03:28,940 --> 00:03:31,690 Which is kind of the issue,if you want the truth. 63 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,880 Wait a minute. Are you dumping me? 64 00:03:33,910 --> 00:03:35,200 During breakfast? 65 00:03:35,210 --> 00:03:39,840 Well,I'm trying to tell you what I need,what I'm not getting from this relationship. 66 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,780 Okay,then. 67 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:43,600 You know what you can get? 68 00:03:43,650 --> 00:03:45,140 The check. 69 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:46,970 For once. 70 00:03:52,090 --> 00:03:55,560 zoe burden, managing director, mergers and acquisity 71 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:58,380 {\a6}zoe: cancel your lunch all of us the usual place. urgent xo mia 72 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:56,720 don't panic,carl. 73 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,250 This is how I play the game with them. 74 00:03:58,290 --> 00:03:59,930 Yeah,well,it's my job to get them up, 75 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:01,580 and I will. (Mommy? We're home!) 76 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:03,440 Everybody sit tight and I'll... 77 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:04,530 update you later. 78 00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:06,900 Mommy,why are you in the closet? 79 00:04:06,930 --> 00:04:09,700 Uh,sometimes moms have to talk on the phone in the closet. 80 00:04:09,730 --> 00:04:11,550 Uh,you'll understand when you're older. 81 00:04:11,590 --> 00:04:12,940 My dance recital's thursday. 82 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:15,230 - You promise you'll make this one. Promise? - Promise! 83 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:16,860 I can't find my shoes! 84 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:17,980 Honey,could you ask the nanny? 85 00:04:18,010 --> 00:04:19,700 Mom,becky'sone. 86 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:20,390 What? 87 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:21,870 I left you a note. 88 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:22,820 What time did you get in? 89 00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:24,100 Oh,we circled kennedy forever. 90 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:25,570 What's going on? Where's becky? 91 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,690 The greenwalds across the street poached her. 92 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,090 they offered her six figures and two months' paid vacation. 93 00:04:30,110 --> 00:04:31,610 Well,didn't we make a counteroffer? 94 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,490 Plus a car and a clothing allowance. 95 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:40,500 Taxi! 96 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:52,870 - Hi. - Hi. 97 00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:56,050 Okay,so where's the fire? 98 00:04:58,330 --> 00:04:59,650 I knew it! 99 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:00,750 When was this? 100 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:02,450 He proposed to me this morning on the way to work. 101 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,160 Great. So I'm officially the old maid. 102 00:05:04,190 --> 00:05:05,450 Oh,will you cut that out? 103 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,450 Okay. 104 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,680 Thank you. 105 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,790 there is a "however." 106 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:13,000 Outrageous prenup demands? 107 00:05:13,030 --> 00:05:14,090 Would you stop? 108 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:15,790 I'm sorry. I'm having trust issues with men right now. 109 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:18,300 Get this-- they're facing us off against each other for publisher. 110 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:21,140 Sudden death. One moves up and the other moves ou the gun's gone off, 111 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:23,720 and the finish line is this friday. 112 00:05:25,210 --> 00:05:28,000 so I go for it,right? 113 00:05:28,030 --> 00:05:29,830 What's the prize-- the job or the man? 114 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:30,540 Well,both. 115 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:31,850 Well,if she has to choose. 116 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,110 Shh! It's 2007! 117 00:05:33,140 --> 00:05:35,730 - She doesn't have to choose. She brings it. - I know what year it is. 118 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,460 I also know it would be a hell of a way to start off an engagement. 119 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:39,530 He asked her to marry him. 120 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:40,730 He's gotta know what he's getting into. 121 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,740 Well,he knows,because we talked about it afterwards,and he asked me-- 122 00:05:42,770 --> 00:05:44,270 - hello,ladies. - Cilla. 123 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,400 Hi,cilla. 124 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:48,570 I'm sorry to interrupt,but I have a tiny,little favor to ask. 125 00:05:48,610 --> 00:05:50,390 Caitlin,you're in the arbogast,aren't you? 126 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:51,560 Yeah,I am. 127 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,560 I have an accepted bid for the penthouse. 128 00:05:53,590 --> 00:05:57,000 Could you possibly put in a word with the board for me? 129 00:05:57,050 --> 00:06:00,730 Well,I'm--I'm on the board,so I'll see if I can move them along at least. 130 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:02,080 Thank you so much. 131 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,270 You're welcome. 132 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:05,230 Great to see all of you. 133 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:07,550 Bye. 134 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:10,860 Now there's a woman who knows how to divorce. 135 00:06:10,890 --> 00:06:12,610 Yeah,first,there was that actor and then-- 136 00:06:12,630 --> 00:06:15,380 ron buckler.I hear she really backed up the truck. 137 00:06:15,410 --> 00:06:19,270 Now before you and jack put the gloves on,we need a celebration. 138 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:21,440 I'm thinking a little engagement party. 139 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:23,530 Nothing stressful,just nearest and dearest. 140 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,280 An engagement party? 141 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:26,290 for me? 142 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:28,480 Now let me see this rock. 143 00:06:34,610 --> 00:06:36,630 Zoe,you need to make some room in your schedule. 144 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:38,710 We're gonna meet a potential nanny the day after tomorrow. 145 00:06:38,740 --> 00:06:40,710 Checking,checking. 146 00:06:40,740 --> 00:06:43,800 I'm really crunched,'cause I've got another interview fothat restoration in charlestoN. 147 00:06:43,810 --> 00:06:44,420 Thanks. 148 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:48,320 - You do? - Yeah,um,I'll have her meet me with the kids after school. 149 00:06:48,350 --> 00:06:49,090 there. 150 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,590 I can do 4:00. 151 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:51,940 Make it 4:10. 152 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:53,230 Can we just say 4:00? 153 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:55,690 Fine,I just might be 10 minutes late. 154 00:06:55,910 --> 00:06:57,210 Kidding. 155 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:05,150 nice get on that fashion advertorial. 156 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:08,220 - Hey! - hey, You're fine. 157 00:07:12,330 --> 00:07:13,650 spit it out. 158 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,930 We only threw it together this morning. 159 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:21,160 juliet,zoe,will you please join me? 160 00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:24,570 - Where's mia? - Where's mia? 161 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:25,530 Hey. 162 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:28,250 Okay,when we were in business school together, 163 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:31,160 we'd talk about what kind of guy we thought we'd end up with, 164 00:07:31,190 --> 00:07:33,920 and mia would always describe r perfect man. 165 00:07:33,940 --> 00:07:36,970 He had to be smart,funny,uh,generous,driven-- 166 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:40,030 basically,mia...with a penis. 167 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,400 - and then... - in walked jack. 168 00:07:43,650 --> 00:07:47,770 And after 15 fantastic years with davis,here's what I know. 169 00:07:47,790 --> 00:07:51,800 No matter where life takes you,if you're together,you're home. 170 00:07:53,070 --> 00:07:55,180 Oh,one last little thing-- be good to her. 171 00:07:55,210 --> 00:07:56,100 'Cause if you break her heart... 172 00:07:56,130 --> 00:07:58,480 we'll break every last bone in your body. 173 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,270 - Cheers! - Drink up. 174 00:08:02,590 --> 00:08:05,820 - when they're in agreement,don't waste your breath trying to argue. - All right. 175 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,140 And never use the "r" word. 176 00:08:07,180 --> 00:08:08,940 It's like it's the "c" word. 177 00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:09,910 The "r" word? 178 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:11,860 - Relax. - Relax. 179 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,780 I have a teleconference with tokyo. I love you. 180 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:17,410 - My nanny quit. - Oh,no. 181 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,090 It's a whole thing. 182 00:08:18,110 --> 00:08:20,250 I have to have sex with davis. 183 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:21,770 He's going on a business trip tomorrow. 184 00:08:21,790 --> 00:08:24,340 It's a superstitious,good luck thing with us. 185 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:26,740 Oh,kinda like a little bone voyage? 186 00:08:26,770 --> 00:08:28,050 Exactly. 187 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,570 And,ladies,I know you all bought tables, 188 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,530 but I'd appreciate if you came to the benefit thursday. 189 00:08:31,550 --> 00:08:33,640 Sasha has a recital,but I'm gonna peek in. 190 00:08:33,670 --> 00:08:34,730 I'm there. 191 00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:36,400 Try. 192 00:08:36,770 --> 00:08:38,060 So what if I get this promotion? 193 00:08:38,090 --> 00:08:39,330 Have you really thought about it? 194 00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:42,060 Yeah,I'll just stay home and catch up on "the view." 195 00:08:42,090 --> 00:08:43,790 OkayI'm serious. 196 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:45,360 I'll be fine. 197 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:47,200 Come on. Relax. 198 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,820 Hey! Watch it. 199 00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:54,800 what? Did I say something funny? 200 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:00,460 What do you think of this for the benefit thursday? 201 00:09:00,510 --> 00:09:01,720 Perfect. 202 00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:05,660 Davis,close your eyes and describe the dress. 203 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:09,670 Black,beaded around the,um,cleavage or whatever you call it. 204 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,720 It probably cost more than my new car. 205 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,200 Can I open them now? 206 00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:14,770 Yes. 207 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,930 Gross! 208 00:09:23,970 --> 00:09:25,260 Mom! 209 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:30,440 If you're gonna rekindle the flames or whatever,you could at least lock the door. 210 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,350 I'm off. 211 00:09:31,380 --> 00:09:32,170 em! 212 00:09:32,190 --> 00:09:34,560 I'm gonna have nightmares. 213 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,190 caitlin,your 9:00 appointment-- 214 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,440 wakey,wakey,eggs and bakey. 215 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,980 You have an interview scheduled for three minutes ago. 216 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,760 The new rep fr the ad agency. 217 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,150 Damn. 218 00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:54,570 okay,hang on. Hang on,hang on. 219 00:09:55,910 --> 00:09:57,420 Alicia lawson? 220 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,560 Caitlin dowd. 221 00:09:58,590 --> 00:09:59,850 - hi - hi 222 00:09:59,870 --> 00:10:01,150 Thank you so much for coming in. 223 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:02,210 Oh,no,thank you. 224 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:03,810 Oh,I'm sorry. 225 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,280 Oh,god! 226 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,130 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. 227 00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:10,270 That's usually my move. 228 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:17,190 Please,sit. 229 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:19,880 no,let's just see their top four candidates. 230 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:20,930 Yeah. 231 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,750 Oh,let's pray to the nanny gods that we find someone today. 232 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,530 Okay,love you,bye. 233 00:10:27,030 --> 00:10:28,740 where's katherine? 234 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:31,800 Has anybody seen katherine? 235 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,640 I-I believe she's in your office. 236 00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:35,830 Tell you what--why don't i rework the flowcharts, 237 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:38,860 and we can look at the fresh profiles over drinks later? 238 00:10:38,910 --> 00:10:40,600 Spotted pig,6:30? 239 00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:42,430 Perfect. Bye now. 240 00:10:42,580 --> 00:10:45,030 Dan armbrister had some questions about the waterfield buyout. 241 00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:47,320 Oh,he had questions for you? 242 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:50,710 Well,no,just questions,but you were busy with your nanny search, and so-- 243 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,890 katherine,my nanny quit,so now I have her job and my job, 244 00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:55,880 and I really need you to do your job. 245 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,030 Could you get me the waterfields research and copy the team? 246 00:10:58,060 --> 00:11:00,720 Sure,just,uh,as soon as I've finished it. 247 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,480 You haven't finished it? 248 00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:03,780 I'm on the homestretch and kicking up dust! 249 00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:19,400 Peter johnson on line two. 250 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:23,550 Peter,listen,I wanted to get you ahead of a situation here. 251 00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:27,480 My colleague mia mason's magazines have a number of those "go green" issues coming up, 252 00:11:27,510 --> 00:11:30,840 and I hear your S.U.V.S are in for some pretty harsh coverage. 253 00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:32,430 I'll catch you up tomorrow. 254 00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:34,920 I booked us some track time up at lime rock. 255 00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:36,630 Okay,bye now. 256 00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:39,140 What green issues? 257 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:43,470 Well,it's not impossible that one of your brands would do a green issue, 258 00:11:43,490 --> 00:11:48,170 and you can't do a green issue without ragging on some S.U.V.S,right? 259 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:50,000 I got you an iced coffee. 260 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,240 Tracy,will you call peter johnson's office 261 00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:59,670 and find out what he likes to do other than eat? 262 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,260 We need to show him a rock star night on the town. 263 00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:03,520 And will you roll me to juliet? 264 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:08,020 I'll get you a table at per se and seats at the soho house poker game. 265 00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:10,310 He'll be putty in your hands. 266 00:12:10,370 --> 00:12:11,240 That's what I'm here for. 267 00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:13,480 Go get 'em,tiger. 268 00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:17,980 davis,it's me. 269 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:20,740 The company jet's dead-heading down to miami, 270 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,690 and seeing as we never got to it last night, 271 00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:26,050 I thought maybe d do something totally uncharacteristic 272 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:30,850 and have them drop me in hilton head and meet you for dinner and some hotel sex, 273 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,740 and I'd fly back up with you tomorrow. 274 00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:35,600 This offer good until 6:00. 275 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:37,590 Call me. Big kiss. 276 00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:51,380 mmm,davis,this is supposed to be our time. 277 00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:57,110 278 00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:59,890 279 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,470 Cashmere Mafia Season 01 Episode 01 280 00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:15,580 here you go. 281 00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:19,120 I can't remember the last time I had breakft before I went to bed. 282 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:21,030 well,I hope you remember this time. 283 00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:24,130 The look on that guy's face when I laid down the straight flush? 284 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:26,280 Never gonna forget that. 285 00:13:27,270 --> 00:13:29,410 listen,one minute of business? 286 00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:33,010 Our research shows that women still find shopping for a new car intimidating, 287 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,630 yet they drive the market for a huge segment of your product line. 288 00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:39,740 You're not gonna let me sleep until I give you the buy,are you? 289 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,250 She's not to be disturbed. 290 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,420 No,I'll just take a second. 291 00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:51,890 Okay,time-out. 292 00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:53,550 You knew I had johnson for track time 293 00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:54,430 - this morning... - what? 294 00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:55,920 And now he canceled. 295 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,300 Well,I didn't tell him to cancel. 296 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,020 No,you just kept him out all night. 297 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,540 It took me all night to move him off the bull you put in his ear about me. 298 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,280 You torpedoed a colleague. 299 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:03,530 At least own up to it. 300 00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,400 You know,I didn't do anything you don't do. 301 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,920 - You know,that's what I hate about working with women. - What? 302 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,590 You make like you're playing by the rules, 303 00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:11,060 but when push comes to shove, 304 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,750 - out come the little looks and the sexy little signals. - Excuse me,have you even met peter johnson? 305 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,520 - And it's demeaning to everybody. - Do you really think there is anything going on 306 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,170 other than trying to make a deal?Come on! 307 00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:18,710 - No,of course not,but - and as for the rules, 308 00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:20,640 I wasn't conferenced in the day you boys made 'em up, 309 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,630 so I'm kind of at a disadvantage here,okay? 310 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,320 It's a good thing I'm marrying you. 311 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,640 Oh,really?Why is that? 312 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,560 'Cause I'd hate not having you on my team. 313 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:37,380 well,I feel the same way about you. 314 00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:39,750 So what do you wanna do about it? 315 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,510 I don't know. 316 00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:42,490 I'm kinda torn between ravaging you 317 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:45,160 and locking you in here till friday. 318 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,190 Well,why don't we compromise? 319 00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:50,450 I'll lock the door... 320 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,680 and you can ravage me. 321 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,450 forgive me,father,for I have sinned, 322 00:14:58,450 --> 00:15:02,240 it's been god only knows when since my last confession,and here are my sins. 323 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,420 Um,I think I might be gay. 324 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:07,470 I don't know if I'm gay.Oh,god. 325 00:15:11,530 --> 00:15:16,180 I think the real danger you're in here is of ending up like aunt ruth. 326 00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:18,450 Because you weren't brave enough to put yourself out there 327 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,630 or sure enough of god's love to realize that 328 00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:23,770 you deserve to be loved,too,for who you are. 329 00:15:23,770 --> 00:15:27,110 The pope would have your collar,he heard you talkin' like that. 330 00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:28,820 I'm talkin' as your brother. 331 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:31,390 And I want what's best for you. 332 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,610 - You've been dating for 20 years. - 15! 333 00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:34,630 Whatever. 334 00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:36,760 And at some point,I think it's okay if you... 335 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,790 admit that it's not about finding the right guy anymore. 336 00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:41,360 It's about the right person. 337 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,700 Well,I don't even know if she's gay or straight. 338 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,470 I don't know if I'm gay. 339 00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:47,100 Just... 340 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,200 I don't know if she even gave me a second thought. 341 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,880 Just,there was this vibe,you know? 342 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,290 We're just going for drinks.Drinks are safe. 343 00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:55,830 You think? 344 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:59,590 I think you can do better than me for the dating dos and don'ts. 345 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,250 That's true. 346 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:05,080 And the winner is... 347 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,560 both of you! 348 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,860 Now why don't you guys go enjoy while mommy and daddy and I talk? 349 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,470 let me see yours!Let me see what you got! 350 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:14,540 Well,they certainly seem to like you. 351 00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:17,530 So,um,how can we make this work? 352 00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:22,990 Well,I get $900 a week,wednesday half days,sundays off,uh, 353 00:16:22,990 --> 00:16:26,820 a cell phone with unlimited texting,a metrocard, 354 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,730 my own shelf in the fridge... 355 00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:31,950 and a tv with premium channels in my room. 356 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,950 - I'm sorry.I just gotta - oh,sure. 357 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:35,930 Yes,katherine? 358 00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:37,780 I really need a mental health day. 359 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,670 I'm sorry.I'm gonna have to say no. 360 00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:40,640 why not? 361 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,800 That research that I needed yesterday-- the thing is, 362 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:46,910 I need it even more today,seeing as how a day has passed. 363 00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:48,530 fine. 364 00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:50,830 So when can you start? 365 00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:54,140 oh,uh,just excuse us one second. 366 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:55,910 she's,uh,a little demanding. 367 00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:58,180 - Shouldn't we see some others? - she's perfect!Trust me. 368 00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,130 um,thursday is my daughter's dance recital, 369 00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:02,970 and we underline bold cannot miss it. 370 00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:04,660 Well,how about tonight,then? 371 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:06,950 - I could go grab a suitcase. - Done. 372 00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:08,180 Late.Running. 373 00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:09,700 Thank you! 374 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:11,850 Oh,and,hey,welcome to our home! 375 00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:13,860 - Bye. - Bye. 376 00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:27,720 Wait--wait a second. 377 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:30,350 Just-- I think I see someone I know. 378 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,300 Oh,my god. 379 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:44,760 Davis and cilla grey? 380 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:52,110 they're kissing.It was kissing on the street, 381 00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:53,840 and then cilla goes off in the cab, 382 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,890 and davis goes back inside. 383 00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:58,100 She said she was living at the hotel. 384 00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,790 Yeah, while she waits to close on her apartment. 385 00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:00,960 Are you positive it was davis? 386 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,200 Positive. 387 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,790 If it was you,would you want to know? 388 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,010 If it was eric,and you guys knew, 389 00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:11,580 and you didn't tell me,and then I found out, 390 00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:13,520 I'd kill you. 391 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,540 Or we could just spare juliet and pay davis a little visit 392 00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:17,860 and punch his balls off. 393 00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,030 I don't think that's us. 394 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,060 Tempting, though. 395 00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:21,150 Sure would send the message. 396 00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:22,210 Does the spinster get a vote? 397 00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:23,610 Stop that,and of course you do. 398 00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:24,980 This isn't about us. 399 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,530 This is about our friend who we've known for 15 years 400 00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:29,800 now who hates surprises, by the way, 401 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,960 so you two be juliet for a moment. 402 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:35,980 So, juliet, if davis was dipping his wick in cilla grey, 403 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,080 would you want to know? 404 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,710 - Dipping his wick? - Damn right I would. 405 00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:40,280 Nice. 406 00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:44,770 oka,how are we gonna do this? 407 00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:46,170 What are your tomorrows like? 408 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:48,600 I am back-to-back till 5:00,includinlunch. 409 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,250 I'm on a plane to atlanta at 3:00, 410 00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:53,180 not back until thursday at 4:00,and I've got sasha's recital at 7:00 that night. 411 00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,860 - Maybe you 2 - no, it should definitely be all 3 of us. 412 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:58,450 Well, what about before the benefit, at her apartment? 413 00:18:58,450 --> 00:18:59,590 What if davis is there? 414 00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:00,780 Well, I'll call first.If he's there, 415 00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:03,290 we'll take her downstairs for coffee. Say 5:00? 416 00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:04,560 - I can do that. - I'll make it work. 417 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,730 Agreed 418 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:11,130 is it hard for you to stay faithful to me? 419 00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:14,310 where'd that come from? 420 00:19:14,310 --> 00:19:17,800 Davis is having an affair with cilla grey. 421 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,840 Does juliet know? 422 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:23,080 Mia and caitlin and I-- we're telling her tomorrow. 423 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,820 Wow. 424 00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:27,210 Will you bring nets and a tranquilizer gun? 425 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:29,290 that's not funny. 426 00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:31,680 You didn't answer my question. 427 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,990 I'm of the old paul newman school. 428 00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:36,140 Why go out for hamburger 429 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,880 when you can have steak at home? 430 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,860 what the... 431 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:46,280 no. 432 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,200 Don't move a muscle 433 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,440 Brooke? 434 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,600 Brooke,could you turn that off? 435 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,720 That's waking me up. 436 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:58,800 Honey,it's going right off. 437 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,520 Now go back to sleep,okay? 438 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,770 Uh-oh! 439 00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:03,580 Club night alarm. 440 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,790 Oh. 441 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,170 club night alarm? 442 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,690 Yeah,you know,like,for when you need to crash, 443 00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:17,310 but you're going out clubbing so you need, 444 00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:19,130 like,that extra-strength alarm? 445 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,990 I must have left it on. 446 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:23,860 That is not an everyday bottle around here. 447 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:24,850 Oh. 448 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:28,160 Well,you should just label the "okay to drink" bottles,then. 449 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,170 - Anyway,night. - Oh,uh... 450 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,950 brooke,no walking around the house without a robe. 451 00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:37,040 New house rule,okay? 452 00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:49,360 it's like I got one at work and one at home. 453 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,180 What do you mean? 454 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:53,710 Brooke,katherine and-- what is it with these girls? 455 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:54,990 It's-- 456 00:20:54,990 --> 00:20:58,740 it's like generation "y" gave way to generation "I.D." 457 00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,070 I.D.? 458 00:21:00,070 --> 00:21:01,850 "I deserve." 459 00:21:01,850 --> 00:21:05,600 I mean,when I was their age,we were so grateful to have a job, 460 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:09,140 and we were so aware of how expendable we were. 461 00:21:09,610 --> 00:21:12,230 Well,yeah,but-- but they're not, 462 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,080 and you can't blame them, 463 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,720 because we both spread ourselves so thin that 464 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,510 we really need them to keep the train on track, 465 00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:21,160 and they can't help but know it. 466 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,050 We're being held hostage by our help. 467 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,990 Look,I know it's a long shot,but 468 00:21:26,990 --> 00:21:30,900 if I get this job,I'll be traveling all the time. 469 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:33,140 We'll need all the katherines and brookes we can find. 470 00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:34,470 I know. 471 00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:36,920 You're rooting for me,though,hmm? 472 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,310 Of course I am. 473 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:42,540 Let's just cross that bridge when we come to it. 474 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:45,800 Just so we both know it's there. 475 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:50,730 Yes,and it will be there in the morning. 476 00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:57,260 But what I really want to know is... 477 00:21:57,260 --> 00:22:01,850 how do you like your steak done,mister? 478 00:22:03,870 --> 00:22:06,530 I think lily hired me 'cause where I grew up--in brooklyn-- 479 00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:10,130 she stood for class and park avenue glamour. 480 00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:12,510 - Hey,queens girl here. - Nice. 481 00:22:12,510 --> 00:22:13,770 I know what you're saying. 482 00:22:13,770 --> 00:22:15,580 You do know her real name,right? 483 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:16,660 No. 484 00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:18,990 Yetta goldman... 485 00:22:18,990 --> 00:22:20,720 from the bronx. 486 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:21,950 Well,as her head of marketing, 487 00:22:21,950 --> 00:22:25,600 may I say that you're doing a fantastic job at sustaining the fantasy? 488 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,520 Thank you. 489 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,300 I'm thinking... 490 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:30,840 of skewing the line... 491 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,670 younger. 492 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,590 well,you're just the person to kick-start that. 493 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,640 You've got a-a really special style. 494 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,640 Right. 495 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,980 No,really. 496 00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:43,410 I mean,it's easy and unaffeed. 497 00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:44,900 I don't know. 498 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:47,980 You just know there's a lot going on there. 499 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,400 Yeah,well,still waters. 500 00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:52,940 Hi. 501 00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:56,860 The two guys in the suits at the other end want to buy your next round. 502 00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:58,430 Thank you. 503 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,830 Not bad. 504 00:23:00,830 --> 00:23:03,800 You know,in a hot,well-dressed, 505 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,960 probably really smart and incredibly successful kind of way. 506 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,730 Yeah,if you're into that sort of thing. 507 00:23:09,730 --> 00:23:11,900 Well,I've got a late supper,so... 508 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,660 you get your pick. 509 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,890 I'll walk out with you. 510 00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:23,260 - Really? - Yeah. 511 00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:24,840 Okay. 512 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:29,110 Can I drop you? 513 00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:32,570 Um,I'm actually meeting my brother in brooklyn for dinner, 514 00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:34,190 - so I'll just take a taxi. - Okay. 515 00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:37,280 - This was fun. - Yeah. 516 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,890 Good night. 517 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:54,200 I,uh,I should tell you I've had a terrible time with men and-- 518 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,040 and no real experience with women, 519 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:58,090 so I'm kinda flying without the instruments here,and I'M... 520 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:08,660 and I should tell you that you're a wonderful kisser. 521 00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:12,120 I'm late. 522 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,200 I'll see you monday. 523 00:24:18,970 --> 00:24:20,920 taxi. 524 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,740 It's all good. 525 00:24:41,010 --> 00:24:42,990 Whatever comes friday... 526 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,170 we got this. 527 00:24:47,970 --> 00:24:50,100 I got the woman I love,and that's 528 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:53,930 the only thing I care about winning. 529 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:58,180 Okay.What have you got? 530 00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:02,030 Everett computer-- new line rollout,6-page spreads, 531 00:25:02,030 --> 00:25:06,610 3-month total saturation ramping up to the launch-- 532 00:25:06,610 --> 00:25:08,190 mine. 533 00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:10,930 that's what you think. 534 00:25:10,930 --> 00:25:14,440 I've got gary pell,the C.E.O.,For drinks tomorrow. 535 00:25:15,490 --> 00:25:17,290 You might want to ink about a plan "b"... 536 00:25:17,290 --> 00:25:20,520 Because I've stepped up security since that johnson thing. 537 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,060 Yeah,right.Sure. 538 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,800 are you gonna get that? 539 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,120 terry,just a sec. 540 00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:33,650 Okay,what do you got? 541 00:25:33,650 --> 00:25:35,460 Okay. 542 00:25:38,510 --> 00:25:40,710 okay,I can do that. 543 00:25:40,710 --> 00:25:43,720 HiIt's zoe.You know what to do. 544 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,550 zoe,it's mia. 545 00:25:44,550 --> 00:25:46,360 Can you reach out toour networks 546 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,680 and get me gary pell's itinerary for tomorrow? 547 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,740 Thanks,sweetie. 548 00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:56,970 what a day for it,huh? 549 00:25:56,970 --> 00:25:58,110 And the capper? 550 00:25:58,110 --> 00:26:01,070 Phil mickelson's gonna be doing something with espn out there. 551 00:26:01,070 --> 00:26:02,940 We got him for drinks after. 552 00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:05,420 Nice doing business with you,jack. 553 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,710 gentlemen. 554 00:26:10,710 --> 00:26:12,750 Gary pell,I'm mia mason. 555 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,100 Mind if we make it a threesome? 556 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:16,010 Mia,what are you doing? 557 00:26:16,010 --> 00:26:17,530 Well,gary and I had a drinks meeting later, 558 00:26:17,530 --> 00:26:19,730 but when I found out you guys were playing sebonac... 559 00:26:19,730 --> 00:26:22,300 I didn't want to have to have him rush back in. 560 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,130 Two birds,one stone. 561 00:26:24,130 --> 00:26:26,170 Oh,you have got to try this. 562 00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:28,760 I get an extra 20 yards off the tee. 563 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,890 Sweet. 564 00:26:29,890 --> 00:26:31,590 Hey,thanks. 565 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,650 Gosh.What a day for it,huh? 566 00:26:33,650 --> 00:26:35,040 You know,I was just saying that. 567 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:35,880 Were you? 568 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,040 Didn't I just say that? 569 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,870 Listen,I want to be the matchmaker between your rollout 570 00:26:39,870 --> 00:26:43,560 and the 5 million women who rely on my brands for guidance. 571 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,240 great. 572 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,450 We have got until 5:00 to top their bid, 573 00:26:50,450 --> 00:26:52,190 and we need to flatten them with our counter. 574 00:26:52,190 --> 00:26:55,480 I think that we should offer 55 a share. 575 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,920 go big or go home. 576 00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:00,970 guys,I have to take this. 577 00:27:00,970 --> 00:27:04,470 can you excuse me just one... 578 00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:06,800 hey.Is everything okay? 579 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,390 how do you turn off the smoke alarm? 580 00:27:08,390 --> 00:27:10,030 The kids are going nuts! 581 00:27:10,030 --> 00:27:10,880 Is there a fire? 582 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,660 No,I was just smoking a cigarette. 583 00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:13,830 I mean,what the hell kind of a smoke alarm... 584 00:27:13,830 --> 00:27:15,910 Goes off of a cigarette,anyway? 585 00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:19,470 You're smoking in my house around my kids? 586 00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:20,850 Look,the alarm is driving the kids nuts. 587 00:27:20,850 --> 00:27:22,360 Now they are driving me nuts. 588 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:23,980 Luke,quit it! 589 00:27:23,980 --> 00:27:26,790 Brooke,when I get home,we are gonna have a serious talk. 590 00:27:26,790 --> 00:27:28,250 Let me spare you the effort. 591 00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:29,670 I know where this is going. 592 00:27:29,670 --> 00:27:32,330 I'll drop the kids and my key at your office. 593 00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:35,030 Sasha's recital is tonight,and I've gotta get up to juliet'S. 594 00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:36,400 I'll be there in half an hour. 595 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,220 Wait.Wait.I'm-- I'm not at my office. 596 00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:39,370 Brooke? 597 00:27:39,370 --> 00:27:42,410 Everybody,I am so sorry for the delay and 598 00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:44,590 for having to continue by teleconference. 599 00:27:44,590 --> 00:27:46,980 - N - touchdown! 600 00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:48,670 One more moment,please. 601 00:27:48,670 --> 00:27:49,520 Mommy. 602 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,080 Mommy is having a very busy day and trying not to lose it, 603 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,440 and you guys could really help by sitting down quietly with your crayons 604 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,620 and paper and drawing a really nice picture of mommy's head exploding, 605 00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:02,720 and the winner gets an ice cream,okay? 606 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,740 - I'm gonna win! - No! 607 00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:05,990 - Just get off... - I'm gonna win! 608 00:28:05,990 --> 00:28:07,390 I'm back. 609 00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:17,610 Jesus,mary and joseph. We're all wearing black. 610 00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:21,040 It's new york. 611 00:28:29,740 --> 00:28:31,530 Okay. Who died? 612 00:28:31,540 --> 00:28:32,070 What? 613 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,590 - Nobody. - I love that dress. 614 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,060 It's so nice. 615 00:28:36,330 --> 00:28:39,790 Coffee,tea,or should i open a bottle of wine? 616 00:28:40,610 --> 00:28:41,610 Wine sounds good. 617 00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:45,480 Wine it is,just as soon as you tell me what the hell is going on. 618 00:28:55,080 --> 00:29:00,290 uh,there's really no easy way to say this. I,uh... 619 00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:06,850 I saw davis coming out of the gansevoort with,uh,cilla grey,and he was,uh... 620 00:29:08,550 --> 00:29:13,720 kissing her,and it wasn't just a "hey,really nice to see you" kind of a kiss. 621 00:29:13,730 --> 00:29:16,160 It was very much A... 622 00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:19,870 it was a kiss. 623 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,350 And when was this? 624 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,380 Tuesday afternoon. 625 00:29:24,390 --> 00:29:27,170 - And you're positive it was davis? - Yes. 626 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,630 Well,thank you for that. 627 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,960 I-I know it couldn't have beeeasy. I'll go get us that wine. 628 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,430 That went well. 629 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,800 mia,would you grab some glasses? 630 00:29:44,370 --> 00:29:46,210 Juliet? 631 00:29:46,850 --> 00:29:48,950 Say something. 632 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,790 What's there to say? 633 00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:54,590 My husband... steps out on me. 634 00:29:55,490 --> 00:29:57,320 You knew? 635 00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:59,830 About cilla grey? No. 636 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,210 That's kind of a nasty wrinkle. 637 00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:05,490 It's always been an out-of-town sort of thing. 638 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,170 Would you mind? 639 00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:09,430 How can you stay with him? 640 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,280 Do not judge me. 641 00:30:11,290 --> 00:30:15,760 When you've been with someone,anyone,a man,a woman, a pet for 15 years,then we will talk. 642 00:30:15,770 --> 00:30:18,430 You do not get to judge me. 643 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,600 I'm not excusing him 644 00:30:30,610 --> 00:30:35,080 but look at what-what a man gives up to be with one of us 645 00:30:35,090 --> 00:30:37,180 we make more money. we rise higher 646 00:30:37,190 --> 00:30:42,320 we take up more space. we are as far from the idea of a wife he grew up with as is possible to be 647 00:30:42,330 --> 00:30:45,390 and still wear his ring and go by his last name 648 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,700 Don't gey me wrong. I hate it 649 00:30:56,950 --> 00:31:02,050 But I hate the alternative more 650 00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:07,280 I don't want to be a single mother, a blind date a third wheel 651 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:13,710 I love having someone to come home to to go to parties 652 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:17,830 and do the postmortems with, to plan holidays for 653 00:31:24,690 --> 00:31:28,070 So there it is 654 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:33,720 The secret to my happy marrige but kids don't try this at home 655 00:31:35,070 --> 00:31:37,060 We love you 656 00:31:38,140 --> 00:31:38,870 I know you do 657 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,730 - I'm sorry if i... - You didn't 658 00:31:45,950 --> 00:31:47,590 Now about that dress 659 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,670 You don't like it 660 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,770 I do, but given the circumstances 661 00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:56,270 Meybe something a little more brave 662 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,650 wow Look at you 663 00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:48,620 Zoe Mia Caitlin great to see you 664 00:32:48,630 --> 00:32:50,620 - Davis Hi - Hello 665 00:32:51,050 --> 00:32:52,680 Hi Em... 666 00:32:52,690 --> 00:32:54,150 How long is this thing 667 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,470 Not long 668 00:32:56,700 --> 00:33:00,650 Hey Em you look nice.listen why don't you pretend your mom as one of your best friends 669 00:33:00,660 --> 00:33:01,500 Just for tonight 670 00:33:01,510 --> 00:33:04,700 A friend has been a little down and could you do some cheering up 671 00:33:04,710 --> 00:33:06,440 you think you could do that 672 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,160 I guess 673 00:33:08,170 --> 00:33:10,490 Great come on 674 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:18,960 The woman we honor tonight can truely be called a force of nature 675 00:33:19,350 --> 00:33:22,530 She's as warm as a june afternoon 676 00:33:23,130 --> 00:33:29,330 as inspiring as a mountain view and as anyone who is trying to say no to her in a contest 677 00:33:29,710 --> 00:33:33,730 she can be as fierce and unrelenting as a hurricane 678 00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:37,970 I know about Cilla Grey 679 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,630 I am so sorry. 680 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,430 Someone we know,where we live. 681 00:33:51,490 --> 00:33:52,470 It's over as of right now. 682 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,880 It sure as hell better be. 683 00:33:58,710 --> 00:34:00,930 what can I do? Just tell me what to do. 684 00:34:02,470 --> 00:34:05,130 You know what you can do,davis? 685 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,090 Take a good look around at all our friends. Go on. 686 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,390 Okay. 687 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:21,420 Now you won't know when,and you won't know who, 688 00:34:21,430 --> 00:34:23,720 but I'm going to take one of them as my lover, 689 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:27,510 and I'm ing to do things with him that would curl your toes. 690 00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:33,310 And then I'm going to end it,and you and I can start over with a clean slate. 691 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,280 Ladies and gentlemen,juliet draper. 692 00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:56,810 And while I am honored to be up here, 693 00:34:56,820 --> 00:35:01,460 it's really all of you who gave so generously we're also honoring tonight... 694 00:35:03,410 --> 00:35:08,620 has enjoyed 100% board participation in the annual drive,and what's more, 695 00:35:08,630 --> 00:35:10,990 generosity on such a high level has enabled... 696 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,590 Us to move up the capital campaign for new construction... 697 00:35:23,410 --> 00:35:25,740 Sorry,but no one's allowed back in until intermission. 698 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,240 My--my daughter's in there. 699 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,620 Sorry. 700 00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:32,260 As I explained,after this particular... 701 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,150 I made it. 702 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:29,300 They offered me the job. 703 00:36:35,970 --> 00:36:37,650 yeah,they're making a decision today. 704 00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:39,720 Oh,this is him. I'll call you later. 705 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,200 ClivE. 706 00:36:42,210 --> 00:36:43,240 Congratulations,mia. 707 00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:46,050 You're the new publisher of barnstead media. 708 00:36:46,810 --> 00:36:48,730 I am? 709 00:36:49,430 --> 00:36:50,560 Well done. 710 00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:53,530 Thank you,clive. Thank you very much. 711 00:36:53,540 --> 00:36:55,020 Don't celebrate too hard. 712 00:36:55,030 --> 00:36:57,220 You've got a long,hard stretch coming up. 713 00:36:57,230 --> 00:36:58,810 I won'T. 714 00:36:59,490 --> 00:37:01,810 If you see jack before I do,. 715 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,960 I'm in my office. 716 00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:06,490 Yes! Yes! 717 00:37:10,710 --> 00:37:11,790 so how'd jack take it? 718 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,750 what are you gonna say when you see him? 719 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,460 Oh,here he is. I'll call you back. 720 00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:19,370 Congratulations. 721 00:37:20,230 --> 00:37:21,160 You mean it? 722 00:37:21,170 --> 00:37:22,830 Of course I do. 723 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,990 I took the liberty of expensing this to your account. 724 00:37:28,010 --> 00:37:29,640 thank you. 725 00:37:33,830 --> 00:37:35,760 So where have you been? 726 00:37:35,770 --> 00:37:37,480 Just walking around. 727 00:37:37,490 --> 00:37:42,010 The way you nailed pell yesterday,wasn't hard to see the writing on the wall. 728 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,090 Well,nothing you wouldn't have done,right? 729 00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:46,720 I guess. 730 00:37:48,590 --> 00:37:51,220 - I'm gonna take the team out for a last lunch. - Okay. 731 00:37:51,230 --> 00:37:53,730 So I'll see you later? 732 00:37:57,780 --> 00:37:59,990 Jack,what's going on? 733 00:38:01,370 --> 00:38:02,860 I can'T. 734 00:38:02,870 --> 00:38:05,400 I-I can't do it,mia. 735 00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:07,540 Do what? 736 00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:15,150 I'm sorr I thought I'd win. 737 00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:17,500 You'd be disappointed. 738 00:38:17,510 --> 00:38:20,260 You'd throw yourself into looking for a place or planning the wedding, 739 00:38:20,270 --> 00:38:25,400 but now that it's reversed,I can't see my place in it. 740 00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:28,590 I don't understand why you're doing this. 741 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,940 The truth is... 742 00:38:32,740 --> 00:38:34,950 I'm gonna want someone to come home to. 743 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:40,130 I'm gonna want kids,and we're just moving in opposite directions. 744 00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:43,010 No. I want those things,too. 745 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,590 But not as much as you want to win. 746 00:38:47,190 --> 00:38:49,520 it's not winning without you. 747 00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:52,620 I'm sorry,mia. 748 00:39:14,430 --> 00:39:16,150 okay. I have to tell you something,ladies. 749 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,580 Um,you're not gonna believe who I kissed the other night. 750 00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:20,830 Mia got the job,and jack called it off. 751 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,390 oh,my god. I'm so sorry. 752 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,200 And screw him. 753 00:39:26,590 --> 00:39:28,340 well,not anymore. 754 00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:31,900 he even took the ring back? 755 00:39:31,910 --> 00:39:34,180 No,I put it in my desk.I-- 756 00:39:34,190 --> 00:39:37,610 am I allowed to say congratulations? You won. 757 00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:39,120 Well,I got the job. 758 00:39:39,130 --> 00:39:41,380 Whether I won or not,I'm not so sure. 759 00:39:41,390 --> 00:39:44,150 That whole having it all thing? I think it's a crock. 760 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,080 Oh,heads up. 761 00:39:46,090 --> 00:39:47,440 You know how it is,cilla. 762 00:39:47,450 --> 00:39:50,200 I mean,the--the board doesn't have to give you a reason for turning you down. 763 00:39:50,210 --> 00:39:53,940 Well,next time,could we find something I can fall in love with and actually buy? 764 00:39:53,950 --> 00:39:55,430 Well,s--of course. 765 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,730 Two for my table. 766 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:01,180 I'm sorry,ms.Grey. I've got nothing down for you. 767 00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:04,500 But I'm that table right over... 768 00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:11,520 heads up. 769 00:40:11,530 --> 00:40:13,500 - here she comes. - Here we go. 770 00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:18,830 The cashmere mafia-- 771 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,550 that's what they call you,you know. 772 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,110 Really? 773 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,670 You don't wanna know what I know about you. 774 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,520 And you don't wanna know what I know about you. Careful there. 775 00:40:33,190 --> 00:40:35,610 See you around the campus,girls. 776 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,020 Can we just change the subject l the way around? 777 00:40:41,030 --> 00:40:42,350 Oh,my god. Who did you kiss? 778 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,920 - Yeah. - Oh,no,no,no,no,no. 779 00:40:43,930 --> 00:40:46,030 No,later,I promise. 780 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,490 What did you say to davis last night? 781 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,910 He looked like he swallowed an eel. 782 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,460 I told him that I would be taking a lover. 783 00:40:52,610 --> 00:40:54,910 Do you think you could really go through with that? 784 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,820 Most of me hopes I can,part of me hopes I can'T. 785 00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,290 I do love davis,you know. 786 00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:00,320 champagne,ladies? 787 00:41:00,330 --> 00:41:02,300 Ah,perfect. 788 00:41:02,310 --> 00:41:03,500 Oh,great. 789 00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:05,120 thank you. 790 00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:08,300 To friends in high places. 791 00:41:09,070 --> 00:41:10,050 Cheers. 792 00:41:13,550 --> 00:41:16,830 I don't know what I would do without you,girls. 793 00:41:21,190 --> 00:41:23,100 I really don'T. 794 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,450 - Cheers. - Cheers. 795 00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:29,040 Okay,let's review options. 796 00:41:29,050 --> 00:41:30,600 He's gotta be single. 797 00:41:31,430 --> 00:41:33,330 Over 5'9" and under 210. 798 00:41:33,340 --> 00:41:34,250 Hair? You want hair? 799 00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:36,090 Oh,hair's good. And hot. 800 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,650 Definitely hot. 801 00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:39,950 You know,I almost hate to say this. 802 00:41:40,350 --> 00:41:42,220 This is gonna be fun. 803 00:41:43,305 --> 00:42:43,188 Learn Thai more flexible & enjoyable with Banana Thai osdb.link/bananathai 804 00:42:43,238 --> 00:42:47,788 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 59215

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