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Trudy: Good morning everyone,
just a few announcements.
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Would the midget girls
volleyball team please meet in
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room 324 after school for
an important meeting.
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Congratulations to the midget
boys soccer team who defeated
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St. Pat's by a score
of 2-1 yesterday.
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Gerry: Ah hmmm
Trudy: Way to go boys!
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Oh and just one more thing, the
midget boys basketball team lost
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a heartbreaker to York
Secondary, 56-55, too bad boys
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unfortunately you just came
up a little short. Thank you.
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What's wrong with you?
Ah for the love of...
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Gerry: Sorry about that stuff.
Man: Sorry about what?
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Gerry: You didn't hear the
whole...announcements?
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Man: No.
Gerry: Hey, do you know a girl
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named Julie Simpson? She's
a friend of mine...
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Man: Little Julie?
Gerry: Yeah.
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Man: Yeah, yeah.
Gerry: Really? Wow, small world.
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♪ I'm awesome. No you're
not dude don't lie.
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♪ I'm awesome. I'm driving
around in my mom's ride.
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♪ I'm awesome. A quarter
of my life gone by.
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♪ I'm awesome, awesome, awesome.
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Gerry: Hey Bobbi.
Hey... Bob...
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What's her problem?
Lisa: Oh, she has to teach
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health today to the
grade fivers.
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Gerry: Ooh, the worst!
Lisa: Yeah, I can imagine.
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Gerry: No, you can't imagine.
Let me tell you something about
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being a phys-ed teacher. That's
the worst part, having to teach
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the kids about sex-ed and
puberty and you know why we
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have to teach it? Because their
parents won't tell them. So we
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will tell them. Other teachers
don't do it. They shove them to
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the phys-ed teacher.
Lisa: Ok, first of all, you're
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not a phys-ed teacher.
Gerry: Technically, I have a
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degree in Kinesiology, which
makes me a phys-ed teacher.
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Lisa: Secondly, phys-ed
teachers mainly play
dodgeball. So...
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Gerry: Ok, yeah that's what we
do, we just play dodgeball.
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So, you think teaching phys-ed
is easier than teaching
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anything else?
Lisa: Yeah, yeah, that's
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what I'm saying.
Gerry: Yeah, yeah, oh man.
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Callaghan: Hey guys.
Lisa, I don't know
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if you've heard that
Mr. Wilkins has taken
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a leave of absence.
Gerry: Hold on, who?
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Lisa: Yes, that's terrible. I
hope he gets better soon.
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Gerry: Hey! Is that the guy
that looks like a hawk?
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Callaghan: Bottom line, I need
you to take over the Quiz Cup
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Academic team and I want you to
find someone to give you a hand.
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Gerry: Hold it. We have
an academic team here?
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Lisa: Yes, absolutely.
I'm happy to help.
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Callaghan: Let me know if you
need some help with that.
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Gerry: I can help with that,
umm, hello? I'm quite a trivia
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buff right here. I am on it.
Callaghan: Hey, Gerry.
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How's it goin'?
Gerry: Hey sir.
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Gerry: I am here.
Yeah, I'm right here.
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Trudy, am I here today?
Yeah, good ok. Thank you.
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Robert: Morning Trudy.
Trudy: Good morning.
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Here are the questions for the
academic competition against...
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Robert: Oh, oh, doesn't matter
who it's against. The impartial
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quiz master thanks you.
Trudy: You're welcome.
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Robert: You didn't leave
these unattended did you?
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Trudy: Uhhh, must we
do this every year?
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Robert: Yes, we do. It's a
matter of security.
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Trudy: Didn't leave
them unattended.
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Robert: Good.
Trudy: Mmmhmmm.
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Robert: Why'd you use two sticky
things, could have gotten
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away with just one. Boop. Office
supplies are expensive Truders,
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and I think we both also know
that these things don't grow on
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trees. [Trudy laughs]
Callaghan: Oh, did I miss it?
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Trudy [laughing]: You did, ya
missed it. It was great too.
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Robert: Oh.
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Trudy: Ta da!
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[Robert's shoes squeak
in the spilled coffee]
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Trudy: That was rich.
Who's cleaning this up?
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Gerry: Lisa. So I really think I
can help you. I mean, have you
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ever coached?
Lisa: No, but I think I can
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figure it out.
Gerry: Ok, I've coached. Hey, I
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memorized Pi to 26
decimal places.
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Lisa: Ok, you just want to do
this because Callaghan
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thinks you can't.
Gerry: No, I'm good at trivia.
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I love trivia. Trust me,
I can help.
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Lisa: Ok.
Gerry: Yes.
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Lisa: We practice after school.
Gerry: Practice? We're sitting
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here talking about practice?
Lisa: Yeah.
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Gerry: Practice? Not a game.
Not a game. Practice?
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We talking about practice? Not a
game. Not a game that I didn't
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die for, but we talking
about practice? Practice?
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Lisa: Really, you lost me. I
don't know what you're
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talking about.
Gerry: Alan Iverson, basketball
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player. See? I can help.
Lisa: Still don't know.
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Alright, 3:30, ok?
Gerry: Ok, oh hey
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3.1415926535897932
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...63846264338.
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That's Pi, to 26 decimal places.
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Bobbi: Ok, so overt menstruation
occurs primarily with humans and
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also close evolutionary primates
such as chimpanzees.
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Cassandra: Is that a bad thing?
Bobbi: No, no, menstruation
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isn't a bad thing. It's really
the major stage of a girls
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puberty and the first stage
of becoming a woman.
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Stephan: Does it hurt?
Bobbi: No, Stephan, menstruation
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itself doesn't hurt, but
sometimes there's muscle
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contractions that go along
with it that do. Yeah?
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Lucy: What does being
in love mean?
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Bobbi: Not really what we're
talking about right now.
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Lucy: But, Ms Galka, you're
teaching us about boy/girl
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things right?
Bobbi: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah
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sure I am.
Lucy: Ok, so what does being in
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love mean?
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Bobbi: Ok, ok, ah ok
so being in love,
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being in love is when a
boy and a girl really care for
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each other. Really care for
each other. That's it.
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Leah: My daddy said my mommy
left him because she fell in
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love with another woman.
Bobbi: Ok. Alright. That's
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another. You guys, just, let's
just talk about menstruation.
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Right?
Stephan: Do boys get mentation?
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Bobbi: Menstruation Stephan.
No they don't get menstruation.
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Stephan: Then why is
the word men in it?
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Bobbi: I don't know I don't know
I don't know I don't know
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Gerry: Hello, hello.
Lisa: Hey Gerry.
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Gerry: So you're on the team?
Did you tell them the good news?
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Lisa: Not yet. Mr. Duncan
is actually gonna be...
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Gerry: ...coaching the team.
Lisa: Co-coaching the team.
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Maya: Why?
Gerry: Why? What do you mean
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why Maya?
Noah: Hey, sorry I'm late.
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Gerry: Noah, try to be on time
please. Punctuality is key, ok?
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We have a new coach. So I have
a little different structure.
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Lisa: Co-coach.
Gerry: Be on time.
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Maya: But, you're
always late for class.
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Gerry: I am, am I? When I coach?
Have you seen me coach?
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Never late. Like clockwork when
I coach. What is the longest
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river in the world?
Noah: The Nile.
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Gerry: No, Noah. It's the
Mississippi. See, when you're
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late, you might not know stuff.
Maya: It is definitely the Nile.
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Mindy: Mississippi's
the third longest.
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Gerry: Well, smarty pants, the
Colorado River is the
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second longest in the world.
Betcha didn't know that.
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Maya: The Amazon is the
second longest river
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[Bell sounds]
Gerry: We'll never know,
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'cause I have to go.
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Robert: TRUDY! That's not funny.
What if I had a parent in there
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when that screen saver came up?
Trudy: Well then, obviously
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Robert they would just
think that you really
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like sexy clowns.
Callaghan: Did I miss it again?
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Trudy: Yes.
Robert: Sir, please it's not
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funny. She's really starting to
impede my ability to do my job.
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Callaghan: Oh, Robert, chillax.
It's a joke. Grow a spine.
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Fight back. [Laughing]
Trudy: I know. [Laughing]
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Trudy: Grow a spine Robert.
Robert: I have one thanks.
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If it's a war you want,
it's a war you got lady!
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Trudy: Bring it.
Robert: I'm just goin'
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to get it.
Trudy: Hope you can find it.
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Robert: If I was the person
who put it there I guess I
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would be the one who
knows where it is.
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Gerry: Ah man, this is boring.
Is this how you guys practice
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for real? Just sit there? And
stare at things? Let's get some
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questions goin' here. Maya,
which one of Henry VIII's wives
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gave birth
to Elizabeth
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the one, first?
Maya: Anne Boleyn.
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Gerry: Correct. But,
you didn't buzz.
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Maya: What?
Gerry: Ya gotta buzz, as soon as
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you hear the question,
as soon as it starts, buzz,
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gain control of the board.
Lisa: How are they supposed to
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buzz when they don't
even know the question?
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Gerry: You don't need to know
the whole question, you need to
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know the start of the question
and then you gain control by
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buzzing. For instance, if they
ask you "which country has the
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capital...", right away you know
the answer is a country. You now
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have control of the board, boom,
we're one step ahead of them.
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Maya: But sir, there's 196
countries in the world.
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Gerry: Then there's 196
capitals, start learning. I know
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my capitals, ask me a
capital of a country.
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Mindy: Australia?
Gerry: Come on, Canberra. Easy.
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Please. Next?
Maya: Iceland?
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Gerry: Reykjavik. Easy Maya.
Noah: Madagascar?
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Gerry: Countries! Countries was
the question. Not islands. Ok?
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Want to know the capital of
Gilligan's Island too? Is that
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fun to you? Just throwing out
bizarre answers? If you don't
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know the capitals, Noah, at
least know your countries. OK?
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Gerry: Ahh, heard you're
starting the health unit.
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Bobbi: Yeah, kind of the worst
part of teaching phys-ed.
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You know?
Gerry: Well, if you want me to
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to come in on my
spare and help I will.
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Bobbi: Yeah, oh no,
that's ok. Thanks.
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Gerry: Suit yourself. But let it
be known that I have quite a way
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with young kids and sex. What I
mean is, I have quite a way of
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explaining sex to
young...I have...
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I know how to make it
fun. I know how
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to make sex education fun.
Bobbi: Got it.
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Gerry: Let me know
if you need me.
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Bobbi: Won't be changing
my mind. Thanks.
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I just have to open it up to
questions. I just have to spend
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the whole class just answering
questions, it'll be easy.
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Malik: Who did things?
Bobbi: I'm sorry, I was just, um
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I was just talking
out loud. Sorry.
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Malik: Ah, yes. Two voices in
the head is a danger maze.
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Bobbi: Yeah, yeah
you're kind of right.
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Malik: I have a melancholy.
Bobbi: What does that mean?
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Malik: I used to have
girlfriends, they want out,
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I want in.
Bobbi: Yeah.
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Malik: They want out, I want in.
They want in, I want out.
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Bobbi: Okay.
Malik: So I say, I'm out!
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Bobbi: Yup.
Malik: Quick like bandaid.
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Bobbi: Ok, I get it. I just have
to suck it up right? I have to
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follow through with what's in
my heart anyway, right.
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Malik: Are you baby?
Bobbi: No.
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Malik: Are you Boobi?
Bobbi: No, I'm Bobbi.
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Malik: Yes, go, yes.
Bobbi: Yeah. What?
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Malik: Thank you!
Bobbi: Thank you!
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Malik: Good night.
Bobbi: Thanks Anon Da Shon Rum.
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Malik: RIIIIPPPP
Bobbi: Thanks for listening.
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Gerry: Alright, we're getting
close. Hands on your buzzer.
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Mindy: My hand is sore.
Lisa: Her hand is sore.
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Come on, this isn't helping.
Gerry: Please. In what year...?
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[Noah rings buzzer]
Noah: 1975.
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Gerry: Ok, good that you knew it
was a year, but in what year did
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the revolutionary war begin?
1975 Noah? Seriously?
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Noah: 1775?
Gerry: Yeah, way off ok?
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Gerry: Alright, what...
[Mindy rings buzzer]
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Gerry: What are you doin'?
On "what" you're buzzing in?
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Mindy: Yeah, but, you said to...
Gerry: I just said what, that's
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not enough words, you can't
guess the question from "what".
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There could be a trillion
possible questions.
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How many zero's in a trillion?
Maya: 12.
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Gerry: Good Maya, nice, but you
didn't buzz in. So not only did
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you give the answer to the team
above us, you also gave them
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control of the board.
Lisa: Ok, do you see how maybe
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they should listen and be
comfortable with their
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answers before they buzz?
Gerry: Yeah, we could do that.
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Lisa: Yeah.
Gerry: We could wait for the
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whole question if you want,
think, hmm, wonder what
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the answer is, hit the buzzer,
too late! If you do that we
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might as well watch them walk
away with the quiz cup.
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Lisa: Ok, ok. Team, how about
we're done for the day and so
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how 'bout we pack up our things.
Gerry, can I please speak with
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you in the hallway? Thank you.
Gerry: What is the latin deri...
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See, as soon as I said latin
somebody should have buzzed
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because you know the answer
is going to be a word.
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Gerry: Come on.
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Robert: Mr. Malik, thank you
for coming. Have a seat.
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Malik: Seat?
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Robert: So I know for a fact
that you're short on a few
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supplies right? Here's what I
was thinking maybe you and I
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could figure out a
little arrangement.
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Malik: Garbage sacks.
Robert: I can do that for you,
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but I'm hoping you can help me
with a little problem I'm having
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with Trudy.
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Malik: I help all today.
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Gerry: I think they're
starting to get it.
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Lisa: Ok, Gerry, I really
appreciate that you're doing
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this to help me out and
everything but I think our
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coaching styles are
really conflicting.
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Gerry: Ok I agree, a little bit.
Lisa: Ok, because I don't think
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that they need two coaches.
Gerry: No.
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Lisa: I'm sorry, I just...
Gerry: No, no, no, no, no.
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Don't you dare quit
on this team.
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Lisa: I'm not going to quit.
Gerry: Good, 'cause you are just
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as much a part of this as I am.
Keep your head up.
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Gerry: This is the finals?
Where is everybody?
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Lisa: Just the parents show up
for this. Ok you guys let's get
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a photo here of the team.
Gerry: Oh, ok, photo, photo.
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Lisa: Four of you...
Mindy: Here they come.
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Gerry: Oh my...
Oh what happened?
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Good for you. Getting involved
in stuff huh? Gonna answer some
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questions? My name is Mr...
Brittany: Are you the addle-pate
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in charge of
this rabble?
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Gerry: Think so.
Brittany: Well, rule #175 states
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and I quote "no electronic
devices of any kind permitted
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on any person's person".
Gerry: Ok, we just want to get a
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little picture...
Brittany: Rules are rules.
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Gerry: Ok. Oh ow.
Brittany: Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Gerry: She did that on purpose.
Maya:And she called you a moron.
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Gerry: She called me apple
cake. Pay attention.
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Maya: I don't think so.
Gerry: Yeah apple cake, are you
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the apple cake in charge of
this team? It's a dessert.
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Lisa: It's addle-pate.
She called you a moron.
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Callaghan: Trudy, have you got
those papers I was asking for?
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Trudy: Oh, yes, they
are right here.
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[Phone rings]
Trudy: Here you go.
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Xavier Academy. May I help you?
[Malik on phone]: Hello Truby,
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your fridge run around guy
time. You better find it.
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Trudy: Oh really Robert?
Is that all ya got?
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I'm telling you the
man's an amateur.
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Callaghan: Whoa, are you ok?
Trudy: Ow.
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Robert [laughing]: Gotcha!
Callaghan: What have you done?
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Robert: A joke, I did a joke.
Callaghan: You think this
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is funny?
Robert: Well not right now.
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Callaghan: Are you ok? Just stay
Trudy: Yes, don't let him touch
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me. You, however, can
help yourself. Ow. Jeez.
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Trudy: Ow, god.
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Robert: Sorry I'm late.
Bit of an incident.
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York Secondary students,
welcome. My name is Robert
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Cheeley. I'm the vice principal
here, highly regarded and
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what have you,
Gerry: Says who?
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but I want you to know as
your quiz master I will
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be impartial and fair. Okay?
So does anybody need anything to
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make their stay here a
little more comfortable?
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Brittany: What? Because
I'm in a wheelchair?
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Gerry: Is there a
problem here?
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Brittany: Yeah, his
frontispiece.
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Gerry: What is that? Your suit?
Robert: No, my face.
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There's a problem
with my face.
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Would you excuse
us for a moment?
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Robert: Ms. Mason, as you know
rule 117 states that the
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visiting team should be
on the second tier.
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Lisa: Yeah, well, obviously
we can make an exception.
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Gerry: Noo. She started it, ok?
She tried to get in our kitchen.
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It's not gonna happen.
She's a mean, mean girl.
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Robert: Kitchen's closed.
Gerry: Thank you.
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Kitchen's closed.
Lisa: Ok, Gerry, there's no
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reason why they can't
take the bottom tier.
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Gerry: They're moving her now.
So it's too late to stop.
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Lisa: She's in a wheelchair.
Gerry: I'll try to stop them.
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Gerry quietly: Guys, you
don't need to do that.
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Don't worry about it.
Looks like a heavy wheelchair.
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Gerry: She called him something,
she called me something.
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Gerry: She's eyeballing us,
eyeball her back.
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She's an agitator. She agitates.
Lisa: Gerry.
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Gerry: She's mad at us. Don't
let this affect you guys.
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Lisa: Oh my gosh.
Gerry: There, they're up.
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Big deal, what
did that take?
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15 seconds? Ok,
Brittany? You good?
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Gerry: We're good.
Let's go!
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Robert: Which of the following
countries does not border
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Brazil? Paraguay, Guyana, Peru,
Gerry: Peru.
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Robert: or Ecuador?
Brittany?
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Brittany: Ecuador.
Robert: Correct!
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Gerry: That's right, Peru
doesn't border it anymore.
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Robert: Next question. During
the Cuban missile crisis, in
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what country were the U.S.
missiles that threatened the
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Soviet Union? West Germany,
Finland, Turkey or India?
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Gerry: Australia.
Robert: Brittany?
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Brittany: Turkey.
Robert: That is correct.
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Lisa: That wasn't
even an option.
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Robert: York Secondary now with
54 points, Xavier in second
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place with a mere 22 points. As
we turn our attention now to
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this question.
Gerry: Time out.
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Robert: Mr. Duncan, there are
no times outs, I'm afraid.
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Gerry: Ah well Maya
needs her EpiPen. So...
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Robert: Judge, will you accept
EpiPen? Timeout granted for
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Xavier Academy,
clock starts now.
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Gerry: Shake when I do
this, just pretend.
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Maya: Ow! What
are you doing?
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Gerry: What's goin' on
guys? Turkey, missiles,
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everyone knows that.
Maya: Brittany's pretty
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smart ok?
Lisa: Hey, and you guys are
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incredibly smart, so just relax.
Gerry: You guys focus.
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Lisa: No, they're not the
problem, ok? You're the problem.
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Brittany: Trouble in paradise?
Robert: Two minutes,
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two minutes.
Lisa: Gerry, and the kids
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aren't having fun.
Maya: She's right.
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Gerry: No one's having fun.
So we're going to turn on me.
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That's how we do it when
we're losing. Mindy? Maya?
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Lisa: No, no Gerry, ok? Enough,
you are a really great coach,
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but let me coach them alright?
Gerry: Okay.
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Lisa: You guys, enjoy
yourselves. Have fun. Relax.
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Go for it!
Gerry: Victory speech.
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Robert: Time out's over,
time out's over.
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Bobbi: Ok, so a series of muscle
contractions delivers the
355
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male gametes through the cervix,
into the uterus and then into
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the fallopian tube. Any
questions? Go! Yup?
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Cassandra: Are you in a
relationship Ms. Galka?
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Bobbi: Yes I am, actually.
Stephan: Are you in love
359
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:51,519
with him or her?
Bobbi: It's a him and why are
360
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:55,438
you guys grilling me with
all these questions, right?
361
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Leah: Maybe you're in love with
another woman like my mommy is.
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Bobbi: No, I'm not. Ok, you know
what? Sometimes you think you're
363
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in love with someone right? And
it's kind of hard to admit to
364
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yourself that you're not in
love with somebody.
365
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,630
Lucy: So you don't love him?
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[Bell rings]
Bobbi [quietly]: Oh, thank god.
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Stephan: Miss, if you don't
love this guy, why don't
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you just tell him?
Bobbi: 'Cause it's not that easy
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Stephan, I mean, you know we
live together and our names are
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on the lease and we just got a
dog, so, I have to love him.
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Bobbi: You get it, hey buddy?
Stephan: Yeah.
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Bobbi: Yeah. Thanks pal.
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Robert: York Secondary in the
lead with 76, Xavier Academy
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has 70. Now it's onto this
final, 10 point, winner take
375
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all question. When did the
revolutionary war begin?
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Carol?
Carol: 1774.
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Robert: Oh, incorrect
I'm afraid.
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Brittany: What are you doing?
Robert: Xavier, chance to steal.
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Same question. Maya?
Brittany: She didn't mean that.
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Maya: 1775.
Robert: That's correct!
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Xavier wins the quiz cup!
Brittany: You stupid idiot!
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Gerry: Oh, I understand
what she's saying now.
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Brittany: Wait, where you
going? What about me?
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Gerry: We did it.
Lisa: Yeah, well we did it,
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you're fired, ok? Alright.
Gerry: You can't fire me,
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you don't pay me to do this.
You can't fire somebody
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that volunteers.
Lisa: Let's go see your parents,
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they're going to be
so proud of you.
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Gerry: Well, who's the
apple cake now?
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00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:38,894
Gerry: I gotta roll. Oh, no
offence. Lock up when
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you're done will ya?
Guys!?
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Bobbi: Hey Trood.
You feeling better?
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Trudy: Ah, yeah well you
know, full of pain killers.
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Bobbi: Oh, yeah, um,
I have some big news.
395
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Trudy: What?
Bobbi: I broke up with Craig...
396
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Trudy: Yes.
Bobbi: last night. I feel like
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this huge weight is lifted off
my shoulder. Best feeling ever.
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00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:01,518
Robert: What's the
best feeling ever?
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Bobbi: Nothing Robert.
Anyway, I'm gonna fill
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00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,957
you in all about it later. Ok?
Trudy: Okay.
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00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,217
Robert: On what?
Bobbi: Nothing, nothing. Ok?
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00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,660
Robert: Secrets
between girls huh?
403
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,056
Trudy, I said I was sorry and
that it was an accident ok?
404
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:22,588
I'm sorry you hurt
your back.
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00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:32,294
Trudy [laughing]: Sucker!
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00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:35,338
Ow, oh my back.
Do you know what?
407
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:40,264
You hurt me so bad, I can't do
this and I can't do that either.
408
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:43,912
Do you know what I'll
never be able to do again?
409
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:46,388
Best six hours
I ever spent.
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00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:50,349
[Laughing] Oh god, oh yeah,
that was worth it.
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