All language subtitles for Legacies - 03x06 - To Whom It May Concern.CAKES+BAE.English.C.orig.Addic7ed.com

Well, well, well.

Landon Kirby.

Took you long enough.

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What's that?

Uh...

It's just some paperwork that built up

while we were looking for Landon.

- I have something for you.
- Why is this thing covered in algae?

Because I just fished
it out of the lake.

Why? What is it?

I'm not sure. That's why I need
to do a little more research.

But that's not anything
you need to worry about.

Here.

You made me lunch?

And I put all your supplies in here.

There's a cell phone and some cash
in the front pocket.

What?

I never had a chance to do
the whole "send my daughter off

to her first day of school"
thing before.

You're doing great.

And so will you.

Now, I know Mystic Falls High.

It's gonna be tough at first, Jo.

You're joining in the middle
of a semester, but...

you'll find your place.

Now you're making me nervous.

I believe in you. That's all.

And you're sure you're going to be okay?

I'm gonna be fine.

Don't worry about us.

Now go get 'em.

Landon...

I want to remember this moment forever.

All right. Commence Operation:
Rescue Hope from Herself.

I know that you don't want
to hear this right now...

- I'm in.
- But...

Wait, what?

I'm in.

For whatever crazy thing
you were about to say.

But I had a whole speech.

I'm sure it was amazing,
but I'd rather not talk right now.

Let's just do anything.

Great. Dad wants us to run the tour
for prospective students.

Except that

I can't handle being around
a bunch of strangers right now.

Okay, I knew I'd need my speech.

You know, when MG and Alyssa hooked up,

I wanted to crawl into a hole for days.

Are you seriously comparing Landon dying
to you not realizing

that MG was a good guy
until it was too late?

Okay, well,
it's-it's not a competition, Hope.

Maybe Wade could do the tour.

Wade?

Okay, well, you're grieving,
so I will overlook that suggestion.

All I'm asking for is one shift.

As soon as MG and Kaleb get back

with the first wave
of returning students,

they can take over the tour from you.

And then things can get back to normal.

I think it would be a good distraction.

For both of us.

Josie's first day?

Thank you for acknowledging
that I am handling it

with a surprising amount
of dignity and poise.

I'd just rather not do it by myself.

Fine. I'm not talking to anyone.

Please. There will be so many of them,

you'll hardly be able
to hear yourself think.

You're gonna have to say something.

We had a deal.

Welcome to the Salvatore School.

We'll just give it a few minutes
for the stragglers.

Does anyone have
any questions, or, um...?

Oh, thank God.

Where are all the other students?

We had a midsemester break.

But don't worry,

they'll be back any minute,
and this place will fill up real fast.

My parents said that your
"midsemester break"

was because the daughter
of the headmaster

used black magic
and killed another student.

Well, that's not true.

Um, the reason for the break
was because of all the monster...

trucks...

that, uh... you know...

Why don't we just start the tour?

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Excuse me, aren't you supposed to...?

There will be no singing.

Get out!

Sorry about that.
Constant stream of human debris in here.

What is this place?

Well, it's my own personal hell.

When you two lovebirds
left us in the prison world,

Malivore consumed me.

Then he built this place to torture me,

forcing me to serve the humans
and creatures stuck in here.

Why ice cream?

It's a long story.

Well, if you hate it,
why not just break out?

Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?

They're enchanted shackles.
I can't get them off.

I finally found a passing sphinx

who was able to read
the inscription on the sides.

Apparently, they're spelled
to only come off if you

"do the thing you would never do."

The only thing I can look forward to
in this wretched existence is

getting the latest gossip
from customers.

Speaking of which,

why'd your little Tribrid girlfriend

leave you to wander here all alone?

Don't tell me you broke up.

She didn't leave me.

We both escaped
to the real world and then...

something happened, and I got sent here.

And now you're stuck with no way home.

Not for long.

Hope will find a way to get me back.

Strange she hasn't done it already,
though, isn't it?

Of course, time moves
differently in here.

What feels like days in here

is probably months out there
in the real world.

I mean, she might've already moved on.

Are you sure she wants you back?

I don't even know
why I'm talking to you.

As far as I'm concerned,
you deserve to rot in here forever.

So, if, hypothetically speaking,
I knew a way out of Malivore,

you wouldn't be interested?

Malivore left me with this, too.

The sphinx said it's a key
to a door out of the darkness.

Location unknown.

Oh, and why would Malivore
leave me a way out, you ask?

Simple.

He likes to torture me
with something just out of reach.

I can't go and find said door
because I'm stuck in here.

You help me out of these shackles,
and I'll find us a way home.

What do you say, old-fashioned team-up?

The house was rebuilt
sometime after the Civil War.

The actual Civil War,
not like the 2020 stuff.

Anyway, you might notice...

Sorry.

Right this way to the Great Room.

What was that?

Do you have to have another one
of your yelling in the woods moments?

It's nothing. I'm fine.

As I was saying,

the Great Room
is where all the fun stuff happens.

Uh, you have to picture it
with the fireplace on

and everybody passing through
on their way to class.

And, uh, witches on the ceiling.

Let's go. This is tragic.

Don't go yet.

The other students
should be here any minute.

Perfect timing. Here they are.

Meet the Salvatore Stallions.

Where's everybody else?

This is everybody else.

None of the other students came back.

- What's going on?
- Oh, they're watching us,

so let's just pretend
that everything's fine.

Where are all the other students?

None were at the pick-up spot.

Must've been some kind
of miscommunication.

Yeah, they're not coming back.

I received a letter
from a group of concerned parents.

Apparently, enlisting the whole school

in a battle royale
against the Necromancer

was the last straw.

So they no longer feel it's safe here

and they're transferring
to other schools.

How long has that letter
been sitting on your desk?

That's not important.

W-What about the faculty?

Well, without those
tuition checks coming in,

we can't afford all the teachers,
so one problem at a time.

I will handle the parents.
Meanwhile, this tour...

needs to work out.

I'll come with you,
since you clearly need the help.

Who was that man?

I think that's the headmaster.

Can you hear what they are saying?

Oh, yeah. They are in trouble.

Okay, so, game plan...

Faction Feud? Mini-field day?
What you got, MG?

Right, right, right. Um, I got, uh...

No.

What?

Kaleb convinced me to start
putting myself first.

I don't want to entertain anyone.

- Yeah, no, that's not...
- No, no, no, you're right.

Okay, listen, Alyssa broke my heart.

So if I'm being honest with myself,
I need a minute.

- Thank you, thank you.
- No, no, it's...

That is not my fault.

All right, focus. What can we do?

Um...

Nothing. I mean, it's pointless

without the other students here
to make it seem fun.

- We should postpone.
- We can't.

We had to memorize
the Salvatore charter in third grade.

Mystic Falls requires us

to have a certain number of students
to be considered a school.

Because if we don't have
enough students,

we have to close the school.

Excuse me, that's my locker.

I know.

Dorian!

Are you teaching here now?

Worse. I'm the new principal.

Emma made me promise
to get a job that was...

monster-free.

Fortunately, your dad told me
there was an opening here.

Well, I'm glad you're here.
And thank you for this.

Oh. Don't thank me.

Wasn't my idea.

Oh, hey. Welcome back.

All right, you guys.
You're gonna love this part.

Oh, and no sudden moves.

Our werewolf pack is as legendary
as they are dangerous.

Ah.

999... 1,000.

Nice, guys.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, sorry,
didn't see you guys there.

This is... Jed. Our alpha.

Is this the whole pack?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's intentional.

At Salvatore,
we pride ourselves on having

a high wolf-to-alpha ratio.

Um, Hope is also a wolf.

I'm sure she'd love to tell you more
about life here at Salvatore.

Hope?

Yeah. It's great, um...

You know, we...
throw a lot of cool parties.

- Yeah.
- Um...

We play a lot of dodgeball.

It's, um...

Uh, thanks, Hope.

How about we, uh, keep it moving, Jed?

Yeah, uh, right this way.

What?

I think those two are a no.

You think?

Okay, what the hell was that?

You looked like
you were about to explode.

It's nothing. I'm fine.

Look, Hope, if you go off
like a magic time bomb,

it cannot exactly
make this place seem safe.

I can control it.
I can control it, I swear.

This is my home.

I can't stand by and lose that, too.

Have you ever fought in a war?

Done it.

Betrayed a friend?

Please.

Have you fallen in love?

Done it.

And then murdered them?

Of course.

Now you see my dilemma.
There's nothing I wouldn't do.

You've got to hand it to Malivore.

He knows where to stick the knife.

Another way he punishes me.

The illusion of time passing.

We're only open
from 8:00 to 5:00 technically.

Isn't that better?

No, don't you see?

I spend all night dreading the next day.

Knowing that this wretched cycle
is doomed to begin all over again.

Malivore knows
it's the anticipation that gets you.

Everything in here...

is psychological torture.

The freezer's always locked!

He's trying to drive me insane!

Or not.

You remember what he said
about when he made you human last time?

He was trying to teach you a lesson.

And what lesson would this be?
Never work in food service?

The customer's always right.

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He wants you to humiliate yourself
in front of the human debris.

Well, he can forget it.

Because singing that asinine song
is something I'll...

oh, never do.

What's worse torture
than hiding something in plain sight?

Come on, you want to be free or not?

♪ If you're happy and you know it,
clap your hands. ♪

Oh, I think it has to be louder.

♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ Then your face will surely show it ♪

♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ Clap your hands. ♪

Oh...

Oh.

You wonderful boy.

Wakey, wakey.

By the way,
I lied about our little deal.

The mythical door out of Malivore
only lets one person through.

We couldn't have
both used it to get out.

Then why are you chaining us together?

Because I'm not looking for the door.

Malivore wants to torture me
by giving me a key

and having me search endlessly
in the dark for some escape hatch

that's probably not even there?

Pass. It probably only leads
to the prison world

where Malivore's body's trapped anyway.

Besides...

I have a better escape plan.

- You.
- Me?

Mm. Mm-hmm.

I can't escape this place.

Oh, oh, oh... dear boy.

No one would ever think
you could escape by yourself.

Oh!

But you were right about Hope.

And I've seen her mind.

She is her father's daughter.

She'll cross every line
to save what she loves.

She'll do whatever it takes, unlike...

you, who just... waits to be saved.

Come on!

I can't seem to get away from you.

Sorry, is this seat taken?

It belongs to my lab partner.

But the position is currently open
and accepting applications

if you think you'd be
a strong candidate.

Mm, that would depend
on what benefits you offer.

Someone's having a good first day.

Everyone's been really nice.

And the teachers
have been really helpful.

I honestly didn't expect to feel so...

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What's that?

Sorry, I'm nosey, but...

what's that?

Just a letter from my sister
telling me not to worry about her.

You worry about her a lot?

Apparently I don't.

Because I haven't thought
about her once today.

Sorry. Um, I'm sorry.

Hey, man. Got a sweet new campaign.

Want to tempt the 20-sided
mistress of fate with me?

Sure.

What's that?

Um... it's how me and Alyssa
would talk long-distance before, um...

Uh, hey, man.

Can I grab you for a second?

I just want to apologize for, uh...

Hooking up with his girlfriend?

Yeah. That.

It's Alyssa.

- We'll give you a minute.
- Actually...

No. I don't want to talk to her.

And, Wade?

I don't actually like playing D&D.

Just because I read comics books
doesn't mean I have no dignity at all.

And, Jed, that's not my job to make you
feel better about being a jerk.

So, no, apology not accepted.

I should do this a lot more often.

Crisis averted.

I called some parents.
We now have 30 students.

It's enough to satisfy the town charter.

This is not 30 students, it's 30 names.

You have Landon and Rafael
listed on there.

Meaning we're still down two.

I hate to say this,
but maybe we need to bring Josie back.

Dad, no.

For her sake,
we have to find another way.

This is a disaster.

All right, the tour's bleeding students.

We got to pull out all the stops.

Okay, what can I do to help?

- What?
- Jed,

who is leading the tour?

I know you guys
have already seen this room,

but a lot of really great moments
happen here

that you wouldn't assume
just by looking at it.

This is where we eat together.

And we have our assemblies here.

Birthday parties. Decade dances.

We have to let them go.

Um, and this is where some
of our students discovered their powers

for the first time.

Don't let me go.

Never.

And we recently
had our first school musical.

Hope Mikaelson. Always.

And...

I can't...

I love you, Hope Mikaelson.

Everyone's gonna be fine.

It's not your fault.

Uh, just... give her a minute.

In the meantime,
we need to handle damage control.

Okay? Because we need
at least two of these three to register.

Just as soon as they, you know,
regain consciousness.

Okay. So, divide and conquer?

I'll take the cute vampire, I guess.

Nope. I'll take him.

Fine. I'll have the witch
with the cool accent.

Eh, actually, you two didn't see,
but she was kind of vibing me, so...

figured I could go in and seal the deal.

Ew.

Wait, that leaves me
with High-and-Mighty Granger.

Like Hermione Granger,
but just more stuck-up?

- Yeah.
- Lizzie,

I say this with love and absolute
acceptance for who you are,

but you're gonna need to censor yourself
just a little bit, okay?

No matter how annoying she is,
just go along with it, okay?

So, this is your big plan?

Just wait for Hope to show up?

Do you have somewhere to be?

It's infinite darkness.

I'm not wasting my energy
looking for some mythical door

that's probably not even there.

Plus, isn't waiting to be saved
what you were doing when you found me?

Is there any inscription
or anything on the key?

Like, with the shackles?

Just a few words about a snowstorm,
or something.

Well, maybe the words
are a riddle or a clue.

What exactly does it say?

Knock yourself out.

Literally. I liked you better
when you were unconscious.

"Blizzard Breeze"?

I remember that name
from working at the Grill.

Yeah, they're a company.
They make appliances,

like refrigerators
and coolers and-and...

- freezers.
- Freezers.

Wait, no...

No, no, no, no!

Oh, you're awake.

Oh, sorry about that earlier.

Hope was just conducting one of our new
"defense against magic" drills.

That was a drill?

Uh, yeah, sure, whatever.
But enough about the school.

Let's-let's talk about you.

What are your dreams, your-your fears?

One of my fears is being stuck in a room
with a man who plays piano.

Uh-huh.

That girl could not control
the magical energy inside of her.

Is she all right?

Yeah, of course.

The-the Salvatore School
is one of the safest places to be.

Then why are the other students
not returning?

Uh, they, uh...

I know the school is in trouble.

What happens if we do not register?

It doesn't even matter to us
whether you register or not. We're...

We're good. We're good.

Said the man who took the time
to light candles.

I am sorry,

but I cannot stay in a place
where they will not tell me the truth.

But for what it is worth,

your playing is not...

unpleasant.

Damn.

So, Günter,
this sounds like a perfect match.

You're a fan of history.

That's very important
to our curriculum here.

Perhaps your parents
could sign a letter of intent.

My parents are dead.

Oh. I, uh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Perhaps your legal guardians, then?

My guardians
are from an old vampire line.

They taught me about history
and my family tree.

Ah, well, I'd certainly like
to hear more about it.

Perhaps on the way to the office.

They also taught me about

how several of us were murdered
by a vampire hunter.

Uh-huh?

They made me swear

an oath of vengeance
if I ever met that vampire hunter.

Uh-huh.

I'm glad we get this time alone,
Headmaster Saltzman.

Well, this is a huge letdown.

My old school in Belgium
had a kitchen twice this size.

It was a renovated castle.

That's great.

A witch who went to my old school
warned me this place was run-down.

I think you know her.

Penelope? She has a lot of opinions.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion.

So hearing me criticize this place
doesn't bother you at all?

No.

Because Penelope said

that the best part about this school
was your sister Josie.

If this school is so great,
why isn't she here?

Okay, you know what?

This school might not be perfect

or a "renovated castle,"
but it's all we have.

And if it isn't good enough for you,
fine. Don't go here.

Just leave us behind and go off
and find yourself in the human world

and make a bunch of amazing new friends

and forget all about us,
and we'll just lose you forever.

By the way,
I don't think that was about me.

Are you all right?

I miss being in a studio.

I was always more of a sculptor, though.

Do you paint?

I don't want to talk about it.

Are you sure?

Because it seems
as if you've just expressed yourself.

There is a game
my sisters and I used to play.

What do you see?

I have to go.

Because perhaps running
will work this time?

I do not know you,

but I know there is something
inside you that is powerful.

And I would rather not
be knocked unconscious again.

So...

it is time to talk.

What do you see?

Look. Sworn to vengeance, blood oath.

I totally get it. But...

Here's why I think the Salvatore School
can still be a good fit.

Mein Gott. Just stake me.

Let me tell you a story

about a vampire
that I wanted to kill once

who eventually became my best friend.

It doesn't matter what you say.
You have killed ubërnaturals.

You're not fit to be
the headmaster here.

Nothing will ever change that.

You couldn't figure out the cafeteria's
labyrinthine social order?

I prefer this.

Why aren't you in there
with the football team?

Ah, it doesn't feel right
till I've earned my spot back.

Besides, I saw someone
who could use a friend.

It gets easier.

Not having a sibling around

when they've been your best friend
most of your life.

But... even when it's hard,

I know that Maya would kick my butt
if I stopped trying.

Don't you ever feel guilty

about how you stayed behind
when they left?

Yeah, for a while.

But then I remembered what
they want most is for me to be happy.

So I'm trying to be.

I see anger.

Fear.

I see my friends in trouble.

And even though I'm trying to help them,
I'm just making it worse.

Like what's inside of me
is gonna keep coming out, because...

every room I go into reminds me of him.

I am sorry.

Me, too.

I know I'm supposed
to start moving forward,

but...

I don't know how.

In my experience,
you have already done the hardest part.

You said it out loud.

Hmm.

May I ask you something?

If it is so painful, why not just leave?

This is my home.

I don't know who I would have become
if it weren't for this school.

Is this place safe?

Sometimes it's dangerous. But...

it's a place where it's safe
to be yourself.

You are the first person here
who has been honest with me.

A little too late.

We have to close
if we don't have enough students.

I see.

And how would a new student
go about signing up?

♪ If you're happy ♪

♪ And you know it, clap your hands. ♪

Come on.

This was how it was always
gonna end for you, my boy.

You just don't have it in you
to win at all costs.

Oh... yes.

You were right.

Malivore hid it in plain sight,
the cheeky bastard.

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Thank you, Cleo.

Any parents that I should talk to?

No. It is just me.

Not anymore.

Well, unfortunately,
we still need one more student,

because I just put Günter on a plane
back to the fatherland.

Dr. Saltzman, I'd like to register
for this institution.

A certain student made me realize

this school isn't nearly as bad
as I thought it was.

Guys, this is my friend Gaby.

We've been playing
an online D&D campaign for years,

and we finally got to meet in person.

Isn't that awesome?

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Welcome to the Salvatore School.

- Hey.
- Hi.

I'm really sorry
for acting so weird today.

Look, it's partly my fault.

I came on too strong
with the locker and the flirting, and...

I can be a lot.

No, no, you were great.

It was honestly one of the best days
I've had in a really long time.

Which freaked me out,

because it felt like I didn't deserve
to have so much fun.

Which probably makes zero sense.

My family was pretty screwed up.

So when I turned 14, I...

emancipated myself.

I've been on my own a couple years now.

And you know what the hardest part was?

Feeling guilty that...

I was the one who got out.

And believing I deserve to be happy.

You'll get there.

Just take it one step at a time.

- Thank you.
- Mm.

It's really soft.

Lizzie.

What are you doing?

I am getting rid of the things
that remind me of Alyssa.

At first I thought it was too mean,
but then I realized,

no, I'm done caring
about what other people think.

What's wrong?

I just feel like everything is...

changing around here all of a sudden,
and I'm worried that Josie

is gonna go off
and have this new, amazing life

and forget all about me.

Can I come in and hang out?

Read some comic books or something?

You're, like,
the last normal thing around here.

This-this is gonna be kind of hard.

No.

Not that I...
I don't like hanging out with you.

It's just...

this is our pattern.

You ignore me,
and then when you run out of people,

you show up
looking for a shoulder to lean on.

I don't want that to be
our dynamic anymore.

If you keep...
searching for someone to...

fill this void,

you end up putting your happiness
in other people's hands.

But... our happiness,

it's our own job.

You're right.

You know, 'cause we're both
feeling vulnerable,

and if I had come in and hung out,

we might have made
some sort of stupid mistake,

like have sex or something,
so this is good.

I mean, we're making the mature choice.

Thanks, MG.

Uh...

Yeah, uh, yeah, mm-hmm.

To whom it may concern.

My name is Landon Kirby,
and if you found this note,

you're the only person in the universe
who knows I'm alive.

I've been trapped
in an alternate dimension

for what feels like forever,
and I have no idea how to get out.

I'm a normal human
without magic or powers,

or an ingenious plan.

My girlfriend Hope was always the one
I could count on for those.

So unless she figures out
some way to save me,

there's a pretty good chance
I'm never getting home.

But that doesn't mean
I'm going to stop trying.

Somewhere in this prison world
is a way back,

and I'm not waiting around
for someone else to find me.

I will get myself home,
no matter what it takes.

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