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- THE ONLY GIRL
I'VE ACTUALLY LIKED
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IN FOREVER WAS JANE.
- JANE. YEAH, STEALS YOUR PANTS,
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LEAVES A FAKE NUMBER, JANE.
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I'M GONNA GO SURPRISE BRETT
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AT HIS WEEKLY
SHUFFLEBOARD GAME.
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I'LL BE LIKE,
"HEY, BRAD, I MISSED YOU."
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- I WANTED TO KNOW
IF YOU WANTED TO
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HANG OUT WITH ME.
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- YES.
I MEAN...SURE.
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- THANKS AGAIN
FOR MEETING ME.
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AS I LEARNED
IN THE CORNELL CAREER CENTER,
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I SHOULD CLOSE BY REITERATING
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR SITE,
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AND THAT MY BACKGROUND REVIEWING
BANDS FOR THE SCHOOL PAPER
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WOULD MAKE ME A SOLID
EDITORIAL ASSISTANT.
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- OH, REALLY?
HOW SOLID?
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- VERY SOLID.
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NONPOROUS SOLID.
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SOLID LIKE A ROCK.
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- OKAY, THANKS FOR COMING
IN SO EARLY, JASON.
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UH, WE GOT AN 8:30
TO GO TO, SO...
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- WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
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- JESUS.
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HOW TIRED OF INTERVIEWING
THESE KIDS ARE YOU?
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I'M DONE.
- REALLY?
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YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR
ANOTHER CANDIDATE
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TALK ABOUT HOW THEY WROTE
ALBUM REVIEWS
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FOR THEIR HERALDED
SCHOOL NEWSPAPER?
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- WE KNOW
WHAT WE WANT.
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COME ON, LET'S JUST
CALL AND GET THE HIRE STARTED.
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- CAN I WASH
MY HANDS FIRST?
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UNLIKE YOU,
I DON'T LOVE CANKER SORES.
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- NOPE, I'M DIALING.
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[call buzzing]
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[phone ringing]
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[call buzzing]
[phone ringing]
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- HELLO, THIS IS JASON.
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- JASON, YOU IN HERE?
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- UH, HI.
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DID I JUST
GET THE JOB?
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OR AM I ON, LIKE, THE WORST
HIDDEN CAMERA SHOW EVER?
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I DON'T USUALLY
ANSWER THE PHONE
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WHEN I'M ON
THE TOILET, FYI.
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- I DON'T USUALLY TALK TO PEOPLE
WHO ARE ON THE TOILET.
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BUT, YEAH, WE'D LIKE
TO HIRE YOU.
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FINISH UP AND, UH,
FIND GAVIN, OUR ASSISTANT.
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- CLASSIC.
CONGRATS IN THERE, DUDE.
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- THANKS. I...LOOK FORWARD
TO WORKING WITH YOU GUYS.
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YES! YES!
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OH, MY GOD, FINALLY!
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OH, WHOO!
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- MM...
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- WHAT'S UP,
RIP VAN WINKLE?
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I WAS ABOUT TO PUT A MIRROR
UNDER YOUR NOSE.
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I DIDN'T HAVE AN ALIBI
IF YOU DIED
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IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT.
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- MM, HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN UP?
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- 'BOUT AN HOUR.
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YOU KNOW, EARLY BIRD
GETS THE WORM.
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- WHO WANTS WORMS?
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I'D RATHER DREAM
OF AN ENTIRE WORLD
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MADE OF CHEESE.
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- WELL, TODAY,
THIS EARLY BIRD
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GOT US SOME
SWEET DINNER RESERVATIONS
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AT MARLOWE AND SONS
ON OPEN TABLE.
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I'M GONNA TAKE YOU
OUT TONIGHT AND PLY YOU
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WITH SOME
QUALITY MEATS.
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- UH...COOL.
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I DIDN'T HAVE
PLANS TONIGHT,
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SO THAT...SOUNDS FUN.
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THANKS.
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WHOA.
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I DIDN'T REALIZE
YOU WERE MAKING MY PLACE
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INTO A B & B, PAUL.
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HOW MUCH FOOD
DID YOU BUY?
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- WELL, EGGS
COME BY THE DOZEN
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AND BREAD
COMES BY THE LOAF.
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WE CAN EAT THE REST
LATER THIS WEEK, RIGHT?
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- YEAH. RIGHT.
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- HEY, SWEETIE.
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SO, UM, ANY NEW THOUGHTS
ON MED SCHOOL?
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- YEAH. I JUST THOUGHT
ABOUT HOW I GOT AN "A" IN BIO
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IN THE 10TH GRADE.
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THEN IN COLLEGE,
PICKED PRE-MED AS A MAJOR
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'CAUSE I ALREADY HAD
SOME SCIENCE CREDITS.
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NEXT THING I KNOW, MY LIFE
IS PLANNED TO INFINITY,
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AND I HAVE NO IDEA
IF BEING A DOCTOR
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IS WHAT
I EVER EVEN WANTED.
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- OKAY.
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DON'T BE MAD,
BUT I SET UP SOMETHING
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TO TRY TO HELP YOU REMEMBER
WHY YOU LOVE MEDICINE.
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I INVITED PROFESSOR WILKENS
OVER FOR DINNER.
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- NO, WAY. WILKY?
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HE'S THE COOLEST.
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THANKS, BABE.
- AND, ER...
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THIS IS YOUR DECISION.
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I'M JUST TRYING
TO HELP.
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WHATEVER YOU DECIDE,
I TOTALLY SUPPORT YOU.
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- YAY, JAY!
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- OH, YEAH, I KNOW.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M GONNA HAVE A REAL JOB.
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- WELL, WE HAVE NO CHOICE.
WE HAVE TO GO OUT TONIGHT
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AND DRINK UNTIL
OUR LIVERS TURN BLACK.
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ISN'T LENCH
HAVING THAT PARTY
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FOR THE ALL NATURAL'S
TENTH ISSUE OR WHATEVER?
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LET'S GO DRINK HIS FREE BOOZE
AND VOMIT ON HIS FAKE GLASSES.
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both: [laughing]
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- HEY.
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- HEY, PAUL.
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OH, PAUL,
THIS IS MY FRIEND JAY.
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- NICE TO
FINALLY MEET YOU.
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TINA'S BARELY MENTIONED YOU
OR WHAT GOOD FRIENDS YOU ARE,
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OR HOW A GIRL NAMED JANE
STOLE YOUR PANTS.
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- OH, SO SHE FULLY
DETAILED MY SHAME, HUH?
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YOU KNOW,
I COULD DO THE SAME--
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- UH, BUT YOU WON'T.
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UH, PAUL, YOUNG JAY HERE
JUST GOT HIMSELF A NEW JOB.
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- AWESOME.
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- PER OUR FRIENDSHIP, I AM
REQUIRED TO TAKE HIM OUT TONIGHT
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AND POUR WHISKEY
DOWN HIS THROAT
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UNTIL HE HAS SEX
WITH AN OBESE GIRL,
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SO UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE
TO CANCEL TONIGHT'S MEAT-FEST.
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- OH, OKAY. TOTALLY.
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OR, UH, I'D LOVE
TO GO WITH YOU TWO
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AND BUY A CELEBRATORY ROUND,
IF THAT'S OKAY.
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- OH, YEAH, SURE, DUDE,
THAT'D BE GREAT.
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- COOL. I'M EXCITED
FOR YOU, MAN.
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I'LL SEE YOU LATER, T.
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- T?
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- HE'S P,
I'M T.
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- THAT'S SUPER COOL.
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WAIT, THAT SOUNDED SINCERE
RATHER THAN MOCKING.
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I MEANT THE LATTER.
- YEAH, I GOT IT.
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- ERIC'S GONNA
BE A HOBO.
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- HE'S NOT GONNA
BE A HOBO, STACE.
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- DON'T BE NEUROTIC,
PERKY ONE.
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YOUR BOYFRIEND
IS VERY SMART.
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PLUS, HE HAS THOSE FULL,
PILLOWY LIPS.
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EVEN AS A HOMELESS,
HE WOULD...FLOURISH.
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- EXACTLY.
HE'LL BE GREAT AT ANYTHING.
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MAYBE HE'LL CREATE AN APP.
- UGH.
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WILKY BETTER
COME THROUGH.
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OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH YOU AND PAUL?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
HE'S WEIRD.
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LIKE THIS MORNING,
HE BOUGHT ALL THESE EGGS.
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LIKE IT WAS JUST ASSUMED
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WE'D BE EATING OMELETS
TOGETHER ALL WEEK.
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- OH, GOD,
HE BOUGHT YOU EGGS?
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WHAT A CREEP.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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AND TONIGHT I'M SUPPOSED
TO TAKE JAY OUT TO CELEBRATE,
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AND HE JUST GLOMMED ON.
- WAIT.
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LOOSE ONE,
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
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PIGS FLY OVER
FROZEN HELL.
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- I SEE
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.
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YOU'VE JUST NEVER BEEN
WITH A NICE, NORMAL GUY BEFORE.
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YOU'RE USED TO HIPSTER JERKS
LIKE BRETT,
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GUYS WHO TEXT YOU AT MIDNIGHT
FOR A DATE AT 1:00 A.M.
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- AH, BRETT.
WE WERE DESTINED TO FAIL.
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I MEAN, HE HAS A TATTOO
OF THE WORD "TATTOO."
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ACTUALLY, HE'S BEEN TEXTING ME
AGAIN THE LAST FEW WEEKS.
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ANYWAY, AND HE'S COOL,
YOU KNOW?
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WE HAD REALLY
GOOD SEX.
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WE FIT TOGETHER WELL,
LIKE HUMAN LEGOS.
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- EW. TEEN, LOOK.
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YOU AND PAUL COULD HAVE
A REAL RELATIONSHIP.
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JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE.
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TONIGHT WILL BE FUN,
YOU'LL SEE.
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- YEAH. ALCOHOL PLUS ME
IS USUALLY A GIGGLE, RIGHT?
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[doorbell rings]
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- THEY'RE HERE.
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all: HI.
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- GREAT TO SEE YOU, STACEY.
- GREAT TO SEE YOU.
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- THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND, SARA.
- HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
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- HI, SARA.
- THERE HE IS.
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MEDIUM-SIZED MAN
ON CAMPUS.
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- WILKY, HOW ARE YOU, GOOD SIR?
- ERIC?
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- SARA, WHA--
UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- BRADLEY SAID "FORMER STUDENT."
I DIDN'T REALIZE...
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THIS IS WEIRD.
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- DID YOU TWO HAVE
A CLASS TOGETHER, OR...
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- WE, UH, KIND OF DATED
FRESHMAN YEAR.
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- HUH, THAT'S FUNNY.
SMALL WORLD.
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- YEAH, SMALL WORLD...
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ENTIRELY POPULATED
BY MEN SARA SLEPT WITH.
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- BRADLEY,
DON'T DO THIS AGAIN.
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- AND YOU DON'T DO
EVERYONE AGAIN.
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- WELL, HEY, WHY DON'T
WE OPEN THIS, UH--
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THIS PUPPY UP
AND LET HER BREATHE, HUH?
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[bluegrass music playing]
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*
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- I KNOW THIS IS BAD,
BUT EVERY TIME I SEE A DUDE
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STILL WEARING ONE OF THOSE
YELLOW RUBBER BRACELETS,
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I JUST ASSUME
HE'S LOST A TESTICLE.
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- ALL THIS BALL TALK'S
MAKING ME THIRSTY.
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YOU GUYS NEED ANOTHER?
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- SORRY ABOUT
THE STATIC CLING.
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- WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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- PAUL.
HE'S SUFFOCATING ME.
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THIS IS YOUR NIGHT.
IT SHOULD BE ME AND YOU
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PLAYING "JERK OR DORK"
AND GETTING HAMMERED.
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- WE CAN STILL DO THAT.
UH...JERK OR DORK.
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- SHE THINKS SHE'S A JERK,
BUT SHE'S REALLY ONLY A DORK.
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LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING,
I'M SORRY PAUL GLOMMED ON.
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- HE'S COOL.
IF YOU DON'T DATE HIM, I WILL.
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JUST DON'T HAVE
A PANIC ATTACK.
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- OKAY,
TO MY NEW FRIEND JAY,
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MY NEW GIRL, TINA,
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AND TO THE GOOD OLD U.S. OF A,
AM I RIGHT?
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WOW, YOU MUST REALLY LIKE
THE REFRESHING TASTE OF VODKA.
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- I PREFER IT
TO REGULAR POTATOES.
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- SURE, WE CAN SHARE.
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- J-BONE, TINA...
HANDSOME GUY.
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ALL RIGHT,
GLAD YOU GUYS MADE IT.
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ALL NATURALS
IS FINANCIALLY SOLID...
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FOR AT LEAST SIX MONTHS.
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- GOOD FOR YOU, LENCH.
- THANKS, MAN.
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LISTEN, YOU GUYS
HAVE ANY ASPIRIN?
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I HAVE SERIOUS
CUNNILINGUS NECK.
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NO? NO WORRIES,
I'LL STRETCH IT OUT.
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TEEN, WHO IS THIS
ADORABLE LITTLE DUMPLING?
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- UH, HE'S...UH--
- JASON?
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I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU.
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- JANE. HEY.
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- WE MEET AGAIN.
224
00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:09,297
- WE DO, AND I THINK
I MIGHT BE WEARING
225
00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:10,930
THE SAME SHIRT
AS THE FIRST TIME WE MET.
226
00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:12,233
- I DON'T REMEMBER.
227
00:08:12,233 --> 00:08:14,503
I JUST REMEMBER
IT COMING OFF PRETTY FAST.
228
00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:18,300
YOU WERE A LITTLE BIT
OF A...WHORE.
229
00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:19,300
- NO, I WAS A GENTLEMAN.
230
00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:20,500
HISTORICALLY,
WHORES COST MONEY,
231
00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,800
AND WHAT WE DID
WAS COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE.
232
00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,670
- OR MAYBE YOU HAVE
A REALLY WEAK PIMP.
233
00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:25,797
- YEAH, HE'S AN
EMACIATED HIPSTER.
234
00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:26,930
HE DOESN'T
BITCH SLAP ANYONE.
235
00:08:26,933 --> 00:08:28,673
HE JUST WRITES, LIKE,
VERY MEAN TEXTS.
236
00:08:28,667 --> 00:08:29,867
- [laughing]
237
00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:35,130
- UH, YOU WANNA GET
ANOTHER DRINK AND CATCH UP?
238
00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:36,633
- THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
239
00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:40,527
[mouthing words]
240
00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:44,600
- SO THAT WAS THE JANE?
CRAZY, RIGHT?
241
00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,330
- YEAH. HEY, CAN I SEE THAT
FOR A SEC?
242
00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:49,973
THANKS.
- UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD...
243
00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:51,167
SLOW DOWN
A LITTLE BIT, TEEN.
244
00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:53,097
IT'S BAD FORM
TO PUKE BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
245
00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,600
- IT DEPENDS ON
HOW YOU DO IT, YOU KNOW?
246
00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,970
IF YOU DO IT,
LIKE, CHARMING...ALL GOOD.
247
00:08:56,967 --> 00:08:58,197
- I'M JUST SAYING THAT--
248
00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,770
- LOOK, PAUL,
I'VE BEEN DRINKING ALCOHOL
249
00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:02,097
WAY BEFORE I MET YOU,
JUST LIKE I'VE BEEN SURVIVING
250
00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:05,570
WITHOUT A "MAKE YOUR OWN OMELET"
STATION IN MY KITCHEN.
251
00:09:05,567 --> 00:09:08,527
- OKAY.
252
00:09:08,533 --> 00:09:09,603
- ISN'T THAT WEIRD?
253
00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,870
- [laughing]
IT IS WEIRD.
254
00:09:11,867 --> 00:09:14,067
- CAN I BE SERIOUS
FOR A MINUTE?
255
00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:15,197
- ARE WE GONNA
TALK POLITICS?
256
00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,300
BECAUSE I'M BIG
ON THE TEA PARTY,
257
00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,730
LET'S JUST GET THAT
OUT THERE.
258
00:09:17,733 --> 00:09:21,403
- SO I'VE BARELY BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THIS, BUT, UM...
259
00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,070
WE HAD THIS
AMAZING NIGHT.
260
00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:25,567
I MEAN, MY CRISPER
WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
261
00:09:25,567 --> 00:09:28,467
- IT WAS PRETTY AMAZING.
- REALLY?
262
00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:29,497
OR ARE YOU
JUST SAYING THAT
263
00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,800
BECAUSE YOU GOT
A FREE PAIR OF PANTS?
264
00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,130
YOU STILL HAVE THOSE,
YOU KNOW.
265
00:09:34,133 --> 00:09:35,073
- DON'T WORRY,
THEY'RE SAFE.
266
00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:36,367
I WASHED THEM.
267
00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,167
- YOU DIDN'T DRY THEM, DID YOU?
BECAUSE THEY SHRINK.
268
00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:40,667
- [laughing]
- ANYWAY.
269
00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:44,167
THE NEXT MORNING,
AFTER OUR AMAZING NIGHT,
270
00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:47,397
YOU GAVE ME A FAKE
PHONE NUMBER. WHY?
271
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,730
- NO.
272
00:09:49,733 --> 00:09:52,703
IT'S, OH--MY TWOS, THEY--
THEY LOOK LIKE FIVES SOMETIMES.
273
00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,530
- TRUST ME,
I TRIED THAT.
274
00:09:54,533 --> 00:09:56,373
I TRIED, LIKE,
EVERY POSSIBLE COMBINATION.
275
00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:59,527
I WAS LIKE
A VERY ROMANTIC HACKER.
276
00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:01,703
- YOU WERE?
277
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,270
- YEAH.
278
00:10:12,033 --> 00:10:15,673
- UGH, THERE'S JUST
HEALTHY CRAP IN HERE.
279
00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:16,897
- HEY!
- TINA, WHAT'S GOING ON?
280
00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,370
- OOH!
281
00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:19,697
I'M PARTYING.
282
00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:21,800
I'M KEEPING UP MY END
OF THE SOCIAL CONTRACT
283
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,830
THAT SAYS WHEN ONE
IS INVITED TO A PARTY,
284
00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,273
ONE SHOULD BE JOVIAL.
285
00:10:25,267 --> 00:10:27,697
I'M JOVIALIZING THE CRAP
OUT OF THIS PLACE.
286
00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:28,900
- OKAY, WELL, PRETTY SOON,
I'M GONNA BE PICKING
287
00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:31,170
LITTLE PIECES OF JOVIAL
OUT OF YOUR HAIR.
288
00:10:31,167 --> 00:10:32,267
I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING, TINA.
289
00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:34,027
THIS WAS YOUR
AND JASON'S THING.
290
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,833
MAYBE I SHOULDN'T
HAVE COME.
291
00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,803
- MAYBE.
- NICE.
292
00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:38,900
WELL, YOU'RE CLEARLY
IN NO SHAPE
293
00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,100
TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION
RIGHT NOW.
294
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,370
- I'M IN THE BEST SHAPE
OF MY LIFE.
295
00:10:41,367 --> 00:10:43,127
WANNA HAVE A PUSH-UP CONTEST
RIGHT NOW?
296
00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:45,003
- NO, I'M LEAVING.
297
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,400
HERE'S 20 BUCKS.
JUST TAKE A CAB.
298
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,330
TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET IN,
SO I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.
299
00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:51,373
BYE.
- WHATEVER.
300
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:09,703
- SO, PROFESSOR WILKENS,
ERIC REALLY RESPECTS YOU,
301
00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,130
AND I WAS HOPING--
- SO...
302
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,633
HOW LONG DID
YOU TWO DATE FOR?
303
00:11:12,633 --> 00:11:14,133
- UH, IT REALLY
WASN'T A BIG DEAL.
304
00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:15,233
- IT WAS FOR ME.
305
00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:16,903
I'M FROM A SMALL TOWN.
306
00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:19,400
YOU WERE MY FIRST...
URBAN LOVER.
307
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,430
- OH, JESUS.
308
00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:21,733
- COLLEGE.
309
00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:25,603
SO LONG AGO.
CRAZY TIMES.
310
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,070
ANYWHO,
SO PROFESSOR WILKENS,
311
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:30,327
UH, ERIC HAS BEEN HAVING
SOME DOUBTS ABOUT MED SCHOOL.
312
00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,373
THAT'S NORMAL, RIGHT?
313
00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:33,697
- NOPE.
- ERIC.
314
00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:36,100
COME ON, YOU ARE, LIKE,
SO DESTINED TO BE A DOCTOR.
315
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:38,400
- "LIKE, SO DESTINED
TO BE A DOCTOR."
316
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,230
WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?
- YOUNG PEOPLE?
317
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,973
- OH, YOU MEAN
LIKE URBAN ERIC?
318
00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:45,227
- YEP. OR ANYONE
WHO CAN STAY UP PAST 11:00
319
00:11:45,233 --> 00:11:49,303
AND DOESN'T NEED TO PLAN ONE
TO TWO HOURS AHEAD BEFORE SEX.
320
00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:53,127
- UM...MORE VINO?
321
00:11:54,867 --> 00:11:57,467
- OUR ALL-NATURAL
SPECIALTY COCKTAIL
322
00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:01,197
IS ORGANIC POTATO ALCOHOL WITH
LOCAL SPARKLING SPRING WATER.
323
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,600
- YEAH, VODKA SODA.
THANKS.
324
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,600
- OH, HELLO.
325
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,300
- YOU GOT HERE FAST.
326
00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,130
DID YOUR PENIS DRIVE?
327
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:11,203
- YEAH, HE'S LIKE
JEFF GORDON.
328
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,930
LITERALLY
BALLS TO THE WALL.
329
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,903
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, TEEN.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
330
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,430
REALLY GLAD YOU FINALLY
GOT BACK TO ME.
331
00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:18,403
SO EVERYTHING JIGGY?
332
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,270
- THERE ARE SO MANY
ANNOYING WORDS
333
00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:23,167
COMING OUT OF THAT HOLE
BELOW YOUR NOSE.
334
00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:34,130
- WHY DO WE ALWAYS END UP
IN THESE WEIRD, CRAMPED SPACES?
335
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:35,503
- I'M SURE THERE'S...
336
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,930
SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL RATIONALE.
337
00:12:36,933 --> 00:12:38,803
WE'RE RETURNING TO THE WOMB,
OR SOMETHING.
338
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,530
- NEVER SAY WOMB TO A GIRL
YOU'RE MAKING OUT WITH.
339
00:12:40,533 --> 00:12:42,073
- OKAY, GOT IT.
340
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,200
- J-BONE?
341
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,800
NICE.
342
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,830
I MIGHT SHED A TEAR HERE.
MY LITTLE BOY'S FINALLY
343
00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:54,773
BECOMING A MAN.
MAZEL TOV.
344
00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:56,297
- CLOSE THE DOOR, LENCH.
345
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:59,670
- OH, YEAH, SURE.
346
00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:03,503
MM, IT'S A LITTLE HOT
IN HERE, THOUGH.
347
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,330
YOU SHOULD HELICOPTER YOUR JUNK,
GET IT GOING LIKE A PROPELLER?
348
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,533
CREATES A COOLING BREEZE.
CHICKS DIG IT.
349
00:13:08,533 --> 00:13:10,433
- GET OUT.
- BOTH OF US, OR JUST HER?
350
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:14,367
YOU'RE PRIVATE PEOPLE.
I GET IT.
351
00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:16,927
- AS WE WERE?
352
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,267
OH, MAYBE WE SHOULD
GO BACK TO MY APARTMENT?
353
00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:25,227
- NO, I CAN'T.
I-I GOTTA GET HOME EARLY.
354
00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:27,373
- YOUR PLACE
IS ALSO GOOD.
355
00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:28,967
- NO, NO, NO,
I JUST CAN'T.
356
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:35,227
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
357
00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:37,803
I'M SORRY.
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, JAY.
358
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:45,527
- SO, TO BE CLEAR,
BY "BOYFRIEND,"
359
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,433
YOU MEAN A HUMAN MALE
WHO MIGHT WANNA PUNCH ME
360
00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:49,833
IN THE NECK?
- IT'S COMPLICATED.
361
00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:51,573
WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER
SINCE I WAS 20,
362
00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:54,067
AND IT--
IT'S BEEN HARD...
363
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,267
FOR A WHILE.
364
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:58,067
- SO THE FAKE NUMBER.
- YEAH.
365
00:13:58,067 --> 00:14:01,227
I'M SORRY, LOOK.
THERE'S SOMETHING HERE,
366
00:14:01,233 --> 00:14:02,733
AND--AND--AND IT TOTALLY
FREAKS ME OUT,
367
00:14:02,733 --> 00:14:05,073
BUT IT ALSO REALLY MAKES ME
WANNA SEE WHERE IT GOES.
368
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:07,467
I JUST KNOW
THAT I LIKE YOU,
369
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:10,067
AND I DON'T WANT
THE NIGHT TO END YET.
370
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:11,567
- YEAH, ME NEITHER.
371
00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:12,627
- LET ME MAKE
A QUICK CALL,
372
00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:16,333
AND THEN MAYBE
WE GO TO YOUR PLACE
373
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:20,073
AND WE JUST--WE JUST
SEE WHAT HAPPENS, OKAY?
374
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,767
- YEAH.
375
00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:23,467
THAT SOUNDS NICE.
376
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:34,970
[bluegrass music playing]
377
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,700
- YOU TASTE
LIKE FANCY CHEESE.
378
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,070
- THAT'S THE SECOND
MOST ROMANTIC THING
379
00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:43,667
ANYONE'S EVER
SAID TO ME.
380
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,097
HEY, WE'RE KIND OF
PUTTING ON A SHOW HERE.
381
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,570
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE BOUNCE BACK TO MY PLACE?
382
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:48,527
- OKAY.
- UM...
383
00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:50,573
- I'M ON MY BIKE.
384
00:14:50,567 --> 00:14:51,697
I'LL JUST
MEET YOU THERE.
385
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:52,800
YOU'RE COOL TO WALK,
RIGHT?
386
00:14:56,533 --> 00:14:59,173
OH, HEY, WILL YOU PICK UP
SOME ICE CREAM ON YOUR WAY?
387
00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:00,897
- AND BY ICE CREAM,
YOU MEAN FROGURT?
388
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,200
- YOU KNOW ME WELL.
389
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:09,873
[hip-hop music playing]
390
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,097
- WE NEVER LISTEN
TO GOOD MUSIC.
391
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,830
BRADLEY LIKES JAZZ.
392
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:17,573
YOU CAN'T DANCE
LIKE THIS TO JAZZ.
393
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:18,597
- UH, WILKY,
THERE'S SOMETHING
394
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,700
I REALLY WANNA TALK
TO YOU ABOUT.
395
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,870
WERE YOU EVER CONFLICTED
ABOUT MED SCHOOL?
396
00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:23,697
- I WAS NEVER CONFLICTED
ABOUT MED SCHOOL.
397
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,530
I AM, HOWEVER,
CONFLICTED RIGHT NOW.
398
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:28,073
SHOULD I STAY
WITH THE 23-YEAR-OLD SLUT,
399
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:29,797
OR DO I GO BACK
TO MY WIFE?
400
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,470
- DO YOU THINK
I'M BEING SLUTTY?
401
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:32,867
- LITTLE BIT.
402
00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:35,767
- MAYBE BECAUSE ALL WE EVER DO
IS HAND THINGS.
403
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,697
'CAUSE WILKY'S
GOT A SILKY.
404
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:38,970
- WHAT DOES
THAT EVEN MEAN?
405
00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:40,797
YOU INSULT YOURSELF
WHEN YOU TRY TO INSULT ME.
406
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,530
YOU ARE MERELY A DUMB ANIMAL
BUILT FOR FORNICATION.
407
00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:45,233
- AM I?
408
00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:47,703
PROVE IT.
409
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,630
- IT'S NOT SILKY ANYMORE,
IS IT?
410
00:15:51,633 --> 00:15:53,703
IT'S LIKE A MAHOGANY
WALKING STICK.
411
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,270
- OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
412
00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:14,227
- WELL,
THAT WAS A DISASTER.
413
00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:16,603
- LOOK, ER, I KNOW
I SAID I'D BE FINE
414
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,830
WITH WHATEVER
YOU DECIDE...
415
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:18,933
- BUT...
- BUT...
416
00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:21,203
I THINK YOU'D BE
A REALLY AMAZING DOCTOR,
417
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,470
AND THAT IF YOU LEAVE
MED SCHOOL,
418
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:24,867
YOU'LL BE REALLY, REALLY
MAD AT YOURSELF.
419
00:16:24,867 --> 00:16:26,827
I JUST HAVE
TO SAY THAT, OKAY?
420
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:28,133
- OKAY.
421
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:32,597
[buzzer]
422
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,873
- HELLO. TINA REGRETS
TO INFORM YOU
423
00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:52,097
THAT SHE WILL NOT BE HAVING
INTERCOURSE WITH YOU TONIGHT,
424
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:55,100
BUT SHE OFFERS
THIS FRO-YO IN HER PLACE.
425
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,670
GRATUITY NOT INCLUDED.
426
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,100
- HEY.
427
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,570
- I'M SORRY.
428
00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:03,567
I'M REALLY SORRY.
429
00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:05,067
I, UM...
430
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,067
I BOUGHT EGGS.
431
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,697
THEY'RE NOT ORGANIC,
432
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:11,630
AND, UH, I GOT THEM
AT THIS REALLY SKETCHY DELI,
433
00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:13,233
SO A COUPLE ARE MISSING.
434
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,070
IS THAT OKAY?
435
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:18,597
- IT'S PERFECT.
436
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,433
SO JUST TO BE CLEAR,
THE EGGS ARE A METAPHOR,
437
00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:23,403
AND YOU WANNA
COME IN, RIGHT?
438
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:34,833
- WOW, THIS IS AWESOME.
439
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:36,803
NO CARS, NO PEOPLE.
440
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,600
[phone ringing]
441
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,070
- GOD, ONE SEC.
442
00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:42,067
I'M SORRY, GO ON.
443
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:44,397
- OH, JUST--I FEEL LIKE
YOU CAN NEVER BE TRULY ALONE
444
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,100
IN THE CITY, YOU KNOW?
- YEAH.
445
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,670
[phone ringing]
446
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:52,297
SORRY. BACK TO YOUR
DEEP THOUGHTS?
447
00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:58,703
- HEY, DO YOU
HAVE A PEN?
448
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,430
- WHY?
449
00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:01,633
ARE YOU GONNA
DRAW MY CARICATURE,
450
00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:03,203
SO WE CAN ALWAYS
REMEMBER THIS MOMENT?
451
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:08,667
- LOOK, I LIKE YOU.
452
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:11,127
I MEAN, EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME
KNOWS I LIKE YOU.
453
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,633
IT'S KIND OF
A RUNNING JOKE.
454
00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:15,173
I'VE SORT OF
BEEN DREAMING
455
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,627
ABOUT THIS MOMENT,
IF I'M HONEST.
456
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:20,533
BUT IN MY DREAMS, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE A BOYFRIEND, YOU KNOW?
457
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:25,067
THIS IS MY NUMBER.
458
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:26,867
IT'S REAL.
459
00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:29,897
CALL ME IF THINGS EVER GET
LESS COMPLICATED, OKAY?
460
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:33,570
- OH.
461
00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:35,297
GOOD PENMANSHIP.
- YEAH.
462
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,400
I DIDN'T WANT THERE
TO BE ANY CONFUSION
463
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,070
WHAT WAS A TWO
AND WHAT WAS A FIVE.
464
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:41,127
- YOU SURE?
465
00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:45,073
- YEAH.
466
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:46,397
I'M SURE.
467
00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:57,267
SO, UH, WORST OF LUCK
WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND.
468
00:18:57,267 --> 00:19:00,067
REALLY HOPE
IT DOESN'T WORK OUT.
469
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,570
- I FEEL LIKE I GOT KICKED
IN THE FACE BY A DONKEY.
470
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,827
I'M NEVER DRINKING
ALCOHOL AGAIN.
471
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,303
WHY DID YOU LET ME
DO THIS TO MYSELF?
472
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,730
- CAN I BE
SERIOUS A SEC?
473
00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:15,973
I'M PROUD OF YOU, JAY.
474
00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:17,427
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING
WITH JANE.
475
00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:19,503
- YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE THAT GUY
WHO FINDS A BAG OF MONEY
476
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,070
IN THE STREET AND THEN
RETURNS IT TO THE POLICE.
477
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,267
- YEAH, AND THEN
LATER THAT NIGHT
478
00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:25,097
WEEPS AND MASTURBATES
TO SAID BAG OF MONEY.
479
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:27,130
- YEAH, WELL, FOR BETTER
OR WORSE, IT'S DONE.
480
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,973
I'M MOVING ON.
THERE ARE OTHER PANTS
481
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:29,967
IN THE SEA.
- UGH, GOD.
482
00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:31,127
STOP BEING SO MATURE.
483
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,733
I'M ALREADY NAUSEOUS.
484
00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:33,733
DO YOU HAVE
ANY MORE WATER?
485
00:19:33,733 --> 00:19:35,973
- YEAH,
I GOT MORE WATER.
486
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,767
SO PAUL, HUH?
487
00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:41,267
YOU'RE FINALLY GONNA TAKE
THAT THING OFF THE MARKET?
488
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,697
LET IT IN
OUT OF THE RAIN?
489
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:45,470
- YEAH. I MEAN, MAYBE.
490
00:19:45,467 --> 00:19:46,567
I DON'T KNOW,
WE'LL SEE.
491
00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:48,067
DO YOU THINK
HE'S TOO OLD FOR ME?
492
00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:49,167
I MEAN, HE HAS VITAMINS
493
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:51,667
AND AN ELECTRIC
CAN OPENER.
494
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:57,927
- I LOVE JAY'S
LITTLE TAR BEACH.
495
00:19:57,933 --> 00:20:00,203
- YEAH. STACE...
496
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,400
I DON'T WANNA GO BACK
NEXT SEMESTER, SO...
497
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,870
- OH.
- I KNOW YOU HAD A CERTAIN...
498
00:20:05,867 --> 00:20:08,127
VIEW OF OUR LIFE,
LIKE WE'D BE THIS...
499
00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:09,603
DOCTOR AND LAWYER
POWER COUPLE,
500
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,600
BUT I HOPE
IT'LL BE OKAY THIS WAY.
501
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,930
I MEAN, WHATEVER WAY.
502
00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:14,373
IT'S NOT LIKE
I HAVE A PLAN HERE.
503
00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:16,597
- I THINK...
504
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,470
I THINK YOU'LL BE GREAT
AT WHATEVER YOU WANNA DO,
505
00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:21,397
AND I THINK
WE'LL BE GREAT.
506
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,700
- I SO DID NOT EXPECT YOU
TO SAY THAT.
507
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:29,100
- JUST DON'T BECOME, LIKE,
A STAND-UP OR SOMETHING, OKAY?
508
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,200
- NO PROMISES.
- [chuckles]
509
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:36,467
- ALL RIGHT,
WHO NEEDS ANOTHER BEER?
510
00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:38,427
- ME.
- RIGHT HERE.
511
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,600
- GOT ANY WEED?
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