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I have a minute to get on stage?
Pretty much.
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I thought I had 15 minutes.
No.
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I'm just going where I'm
supposed to go. I listen to
Viacom.
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Does he laugh at me? No.
Yeah, no--
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Bill Burr, they make you
fill out W-9s?
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I don't do that.
Pay me under the table, cash.
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That's how Steven Brody Stevens
does it. Yes!
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ANNOUNCER (O.S.)
Ladies and gentlemen, Brody
Stevens!
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Yes, everybody!
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South beach, let me hear you!
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Positive energy,
got the audience going.
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Now I'm gonna go get
something to eat.
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Where's the exit? I gotta--
I gotta-- I'm lost.
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How do I get out of here?
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( ALARM RINGING )
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Ready? One, two and three.
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Yes!
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Enjoy it!
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Who knew two years ago that
I would spend 17 days
in the UCLA Psych Ward?
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Who knew that I would do
a half-hour in Boston
and crush it?
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Who knew that I would go
to Arizona and reconcile
with my good friend Teina?
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Who knew that I would
be closer with my sister?
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I fought with my sister
Stephanie for years...
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and we're back together thanks
to this adventure, this journey.
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Mom, I'm doing great.
I'm walking on South Beach
right now.
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I'm in the water.
Can you believe that?
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If you suffer with depression
at any level, get help.
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Let people know you're not
feeling good.
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I told everybody, I'm not
feeling good. I need your help.
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And people want to help. They
want to be there for you.
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I love you. I love Daisy.
I love Stephanie.
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I love my family.
I love Comedy Central.
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I love my doctors,
my therapist, my friends...
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Teina, the San Fernando Valley.
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I am back, Mom and d--
oh, you gotta go.
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Your dog wants her breakfast.
Okay.
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That was my mom.
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Buddy Hackett once told me...
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comedians feel pain more than
most people, because that's our
trade.
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We don't sell furniture,
we don't sell cars,
we sell our emotions.
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Brody has gone through
some terrible [BLEEP]...
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but look where he's at now?
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He's got his own show and
his own stand-up special.
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I mean, he lost some battles
but he's winning the war.
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Hey, everybody, Brody Stevens
here, your guru to all things...
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Oddball Comedy and Curiosity
Festival.
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Dave Chappelle,
Flight of the Conchords...
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flip-flopping with me...
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on the second stage.
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This is big! Yes!
You got it!
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What a round of applause.
I didn't ask for that...
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but I will accept it.
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I'm walking through
the audience with Jesus.
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That's what I do.
Two Jews hanging out.
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Arms crossed, negative energy.
What's going on here.
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May be anti-Semitic,
that's what I'm picking up on.
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Sorry for spitting on you.
You got it.
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This is fun, right?
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Brody, this is so cool.
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I come to every show early to
watch you every show. I love it.
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You're like a master crowd
worker.
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You think so?
Yeah.
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Will you bring me up later
on the main stage?
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Are you serious?
Yeah, of course.
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That'll be great.
Hype 'em up for me.
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Okay.
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The Oddball Festival has landed.
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And tonight, we got
a great host for you.
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Let's give him a nice,
huge ovation!
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Say hello to Jeffrey Ross!
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( CROWD CHEERING )
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Hey, it's Jeff Ross again.
And we're still here.
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It's my dressing room, Brody.
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Oh.
Oh, is it?
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You have to admit, you like
being here backstage.
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It's Sunday, normally you're
home watching Murder She Wrote.
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You guys look like sisters.
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They look like sisters.
We do, totally, right?
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What-- you stop that.
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So gross.
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Stephanie, wave to the camera.
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We did it.
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We've come full circle.
Right, Stephanie?
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Yeah,--
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Enjoy it!
Say that, Stephanie.
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Go, "Enjoy it."
Enjoy it.
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Little louder. Enjoy it!
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Enjoy it.
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A little more, Stephanie.
Enjoy it!
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Enjoy it.
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Yes!
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Right, Stephanie?
Yes.
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I'm gonna pick up Venus...
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and we're gonna have
a little date.
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I was feeling down, thinking
that I would never find
a woman who's into me.
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Venus was laughing at my jokes.
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We talked out on the patio
at the Comedy Store.
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We've done the coffee.
We've done the lattes.
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We've done the tea.
We've done the muffins.
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Let's see what happens.
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( LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING )
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Cheers.
Cheers to our first date.
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Our first date and health.
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You look good.
Thank you, you look great, too.
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Thank you.
I like your glasses.
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You like my glasses?
Kind of dorky, but--
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What do you mean dorky?
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I'm going with like Weezer,
I'm cool.
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I'm trying to keep up
with the kids.
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A lot is--
Oh, don't keep up with the kids.
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Don't keep up with the kids?
No.
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Why would you say that?
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You're a sexy, silver fox.
I'm a sexy, silver fox.
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Like a George Clooney.
Yes.
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George Clooney, definitely.
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Like a Bill Willis--
Bruce Willis.
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No, Bruce Willis.
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Ahh...
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So tell me, mister, I know
what you do for a living.
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Tell me more
about personal life.
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I would say that number one,
I'm American.
Mm-hm.
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Number two, I'm a human being.
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Number three, I'm Jewish
and number four, I'm Aryan.
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You're what?
White.
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Oh.
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I say Aryan, it's funny.
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I guess I'm mixed up with that
water bottle, Evian.
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I'm like, wait--
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Evian, Aryan.
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Does your family speak Yiddish?
Like Fran Drescher?
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My aunt's-- I have a kosher--
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Is kosher different
from Yiddish?
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Mm-hm. I think it's a--
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I speak kosher.
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I don't think that's a language.
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Thank you very much.
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You're welcome.
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So, I'm just curious, like
you've been out of the game
for a long while.
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I've been out of the game
for a while.
Uh-huh.
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This is a start
in the right direction...
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a dinner with a beautiful
woman, who I trust...
Thank you.
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and I'm open with.
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I told you that I take
medication. I take Lexipro.
I take Latuda.
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I take Lamictal. I take Klonopin
and I take Zocor.
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God, a freakin' cocktail.
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That's a cocktail.
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I got kicked out of two
Starbucks. My friends
called the cops.
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They were saying,
"Brody, we're scared for you.
We're scared for you."
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Got a lot of issues, huh?
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They do.
Oh.
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Oh, I do?
Yeah.
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What do you mean?
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Hilarious.
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I feel like I can be
honest with you.
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Yes, you can.
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I'm just saying that you have
a lot going on in your life.
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Do you accept me for that?
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You are pretty normal
in Hollywood standards...
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so I think you're fine.
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Yes, mister?
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Are you looking to settle down?
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It would be nice to have
something serious.
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I actually want a real man.
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I'm a real man, I'm 43.
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I know.
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You have a great smile.
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You must be told that every day.
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Um, thank you, I think it's
because of four years of braces.
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I had braces.
Really?
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Yeah... do I have stuff
in my teeth?
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No, you look--
you look good.
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Do I have stuff in my teeth?
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No, you don't. You're fine...
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but you're not getting
laid tonight, sorry.
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I'm not trying to get laid.
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You're cute, really cute.
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Can you scratch my back
a little bit?
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You have beautiful nails.
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Thank you.
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We'll go for a walk.
Mm-hm.
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And then you can come with me.
What do you want?
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I'll buy you a stuffed animal.
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That's so tacky.
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What do you-- you want like
a miniature Oscar?
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No, I'm a simple girl.
Okay.
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Feels great to be walking down
such a famous boulevard
with a sexy girl.
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You are very pretty.
Thank you.
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What am I?
You are very pretty.
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Well, thanks, man.
She's gorgeous.
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She's gorgeous.
Gorgeous.
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Thank you, baby.
Go have fun.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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How did you feel when he came up
to me and said I'm gorgeous?
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It made me jealous.
I'm like, "Excuse me?"
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You were jealous?
Hi, ladies.
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Hi.
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Enjoy Los Angeles.
Enjoy.
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Bye-bye.
Bye.
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Oh, look, Venus.
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Venus and Serena,
oh, my sisters.
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Do you play tennis?
My sister plays tennis.
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How is she like?
She's like me, except she has--
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She's hairy?
She's--
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And bald?
Ah...
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Don't make fun of my hair.
Sorry, sorry.
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You're cute.
I'm cute?
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Do that again.
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( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING )
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Let's cross.
Let's cross.
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Oh, my god.
I'll carry you.
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Two, one.
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* Go Brodes
This is your chance *
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* It's time to make a play
For romance *
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* You're a college-level
Pitcher you know what to do *
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* Wind her up
And follow through *
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* Hey hey
Make your play *
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* There's no need
To be afraid *
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* Because you're a tall dark
Sensitive positive *
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* Powerful connected both
In spirit and comedicly Jew *
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* Yes you're a Jew
And it's all you *
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* It's all you
Steven Brody Stevens *
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* Steven Brody Stevens
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* Yes
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because I think he is beloved
by the community.
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I don't know if he knows that.
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This is a big night.
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This is a culmination of a lot
of work, thought process...
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a lot of ups, downs, and why not
have a party to celebrate?
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Combine it all in...
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birthday, bar mitzvah,
Mother's Day, Sister's Day.
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Celebration of just a parting.
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Are you excited, Mom?
Yes.
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You are? Come on,
Stephanie, let's go.
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Stephanie-- all right.
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What-- what is your problem?
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Happy birthday, Brody!
Whoo!
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( PEOPLE CHEERING )
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Brody! Brody! Brody!
Brody!
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Thank you for being here, guys.
I see a lot of familiar faces.
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We'll have a great time.
Thank you and welcome
to the party!
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Yes!
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It's a celebration!
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Of positivity!
And taking your medication!
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Stop the music all together.
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Who didn't visit me
in the hospital?
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00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:57,338
You had 17 days to get
to the fourth floor
of the UCLA psych ward.
247
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,407
I was waiting for you.
248
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:05,386
Jesus visited me. Guys, give him
a nice hand. Come on up here!
Come on up here.
249
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,559
This isn't Jesus.
This is Kevin.
250
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:12,559
This is Kevin.
251
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:18,004
I took my meds today
and I'm not high right now.
252
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,301
And I know this crowd
is weirded out by this.
253
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,243
We're coming to a party
to celebrate...
254
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,669
and all he's talking
about is mental stuff.
255
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,744
Good night, everybody.
256
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:29,943
Jim, put on Elton John
or something.
257
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,481
Brody! Brody! Brody!
258
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,684
Brody! Brody!
259
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:42,086
I don't quit!
260
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,562
What about my sister?
Give my sister a nice hand.
261
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:45,891
Stephanie...
262
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:49,056
I know it's hard for you
to be living in my shadow.
263
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:51,456
How do you do it?
264
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:54,803
Mom, you like this moment?
265
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:57,102
Me and Stephanie together?
I love it.
266
00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,707
Look at my mom, give her
a nice hand, early 80's.
267
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:05,410
I'd like to bring out my TV
sitcom son, Miles, everybody.
268
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,448
Yes!
269
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,823
Go ahead and hug your
grandmother.
270
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:14,749
Mom, this is your grandson.
271
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:21,060
He was there for me in Seattle.
He prepared me for Boston...
272
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,564
Teina Manu.
273
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:27,097
I am gonna perform a number
for my good friend...
274
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,674
Steven Brody Stevens...
275
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,071
all the way from the island
of New Zealand.
276
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:34,844
It's a warrior dance meant
to impart courage and strength.
277
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:37,982
I want to present the
Maori Haka to my friend...
278
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,451
Steven Brody Stevens.
279
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:45,519
( CHANTING IN MAORI )
280
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:05,135
( CROWD CHEERING )
281
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,442
( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING )
282
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,784
Who wants cake?
283
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:15,554
* Happy birthday dear Brody
284
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,682
Someday it might be.
285
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:23,217
* Happy birthday to you
286
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,498
I gave it all that I know.
287
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:32,769
Guys, get some cake, enjoy.
Thank you very much.
288
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,599
( SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES )
289
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:49,016
Hello, and welcome
to Whoopsie Daisy!
290
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:52,189
The Brody Stevens: Enjoy it!
blooper special.
291
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:56,359
From the very first episode,
when Brody stopped taking
his meds cold turkey...
292
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,389
and ended up in a psych ward
for 17 days.
293
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:04,196
America hasn't stopped laughing
at this clown prince
of bad decisions.
294
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:07,831
Sometimes what happens behind
the scenes is funnier than
what happens on screen.
295
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,437
Let's have a look at some
of these hilarious screw-ups.
296
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:18,178
What the [HORN HONK]?
What the fudge?
297
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,411
Where are you goin--
298
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,676
I spit on yo-- I didn't
mean to spit on you. I'm sorry.
299
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,362
You be-- you be yourself
and don't worry about wh--
300
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,888
Oh, [BLEEP]! I had that.
Let me do it again.
301
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,933
Oh, [HORN HONK]!
Sorry, Miles... for cursi--
302
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,959
Sorry, I apologize.
303
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:39,132
Boy, looks like somebody needs
to go back to acting class.
304
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,066
You can go aloe.
You can go natural.
305
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:44,101
You can go hypo--
hypoallergin-eretic.
306
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,737
Hypo-allergerenic.
307
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,572
You can go natural.
You can go aloe.
308
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,707
There are hyper-generetic.
309
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,082
You can go aloe.
You can go scented.
310
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:55,919
There are hypo--
hypo-allergerenit.
311
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:59,088
Brody, come on, it's not
that hard to annunc-icate.
312
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:02,519
( DANCE MUSIC PLAYING )
313
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,297
What the hell are we watching?
314
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:14,730
Zach! I need you!
Zach!
315
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:16,902
Drew, reach out my hand...
316
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,536
and fall down the
[SHEEP BLEATING] hill?
317
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,444
Zach!
318
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,476
Whoa! Bet they heard that one
all the way in the Valley.
319
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,783
If you don't want to be here,
get the [ELEPHANT ROARING] out.
320
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,375
Writers are replaceable,
I'm not.
321
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:35,455
Well, I remember the first
time Mary Tyler Moore
said that to me.
322
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,618
Well, there you have it,
season one.
323
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:41,127
Let's hope there's a second
season, so we can come back
and do this again.
324
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,358
I'm Dick Van Dyke,
good night and remember...
325
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,166
Enjoy it!
326
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,298
Let's go.
327
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,437
We've gone
through a long journey...
328
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,712
and now,
it comes to the end.
329
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,881
CAMERA (O.S.):
What advice would you give
Brody for his career?
330
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,911
I'd say calm down.
331
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,778
When I started doing stand-up...
332
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,946
I used my own neurosis...
333
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,645
to fuel being on stage.
334
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,857
And when it goes great, you're
like, "Everyone loves me."
335
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:13,889
And when it goes bad,
you're like, "I'm a [BLEEP]
piece of [BLEEP]."
336
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,396
It's better to try
to find balance.
337
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,999
This could be something that...
338
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,700
he's all the better for...
339
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,632
because he's come out
the other side.
340
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,998
Watch your step.
341
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,271
JACKIE (O.S.):
He was lucky that it happened...
342
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,237
that he finally was able
to face what was going on.
343
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:33,007
Steven's still angry
at certain people...
344
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,515
but he's beginning to understand
himself a little more.
345
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,619
The truth of it is, is that
he's a very dear friend...
346
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,322
and he means a lot
to a lot of people.
347
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,194
I would really like to see
Brody settled...
348
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,431
and at peace with himself.
349
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,788
All of us have good
and bad parts.
350
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:51,257
We have to acknowledge them
and own them.
351
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,096
CAMERA (O.S.):
If there was another season
of Brody's show...
352
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,743
Do you think the format
would need to change?
353
00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:01,440
No, I think it's a simple
thing... re-cast Brody.
354
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,484
All you gotta do is get Stanley
Tucci with a prosthetic...
355
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,251
and you got yourself
a new Brody.
356
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,518
Yup, I did it!
357
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:15,021
We made it full circle.
358
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:18,364
Brody got knocked down
and he picked himself up...
359
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,831
with the support of his
friends and medication.
360
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,231
Lamictal, eye brows
growing back...
361
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:27,231
I don't see a scar.
Who's got a scar? Not me.
362
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,704
Ten percent gay, you got it!
( VESPA HORN BEEPS )
363
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:30,936
And I don't care what...
( BEEPING CONTINUES )
364
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,470
you think about that. Yes!
( BEEPING CONTINUES )
365
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,106
Oh, it's Zach.
I'm talking to the camera.
366
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:40,252
This is my moment!
Brody Stevens: Enjoy it!
367
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,820
Comedy Central's first drama!
( BEEPING CONTINUES )
368
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,490
Zach, I'm talking to the camera.
369
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,718
I know, but let's go.
370
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:50,463
Zach, I appreciate, you know,
everything you've done for me.
371
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,660
Thank you for being a friend.
372
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:57,832
Thank yo--
( LOUD BEEPING )
373
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:58,804
Come on, let's go.
374
00:19:58,831 --> 00:19:59,731
Thanks for the offer, Zach...
375
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:05,036
but I got my own Vespa.
Yes! Whoo!
376
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,013
( MUSIC PLAYING )
377
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,081
( HORN BEEPING )
378
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,579
Let's go!
379
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,248
Ow!
380
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,716
You okay?
I'm okay.
381
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,024
You all right?
I'm okay.
382
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,826
( MUSIC CONTINUES )
383
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,609
43, right?
384
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:21,175
Hey, I'm a big fan,
big supporter.
385
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:22,883
I book all over this town.
386
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:25,845
I got a lot of contacts,
so call me.
387
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,985
( ZACH LAUGHING )
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