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Hey, did you guys know
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this year's the fortieth anniversary
of
Halloween?
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See... Oh, nonsense.
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Halloween traditions date back
to the Celtic festival of Samhain.
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Although, our current Halloween customs
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come from the evening
before All Hallows Day,
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All Hallows Eve, thus Halloween.
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I meant the movie
Halloween.
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Oh.
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Well, that's not interesting at all.
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Did you know
that Michael Myers' mask from the film
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was actually a Captain Kirk mask
turned inside out?
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Okay, now it's interesting!
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Are you guys all dressing up for work?
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Of course. I mean, how often
do you get to wear costumes to work?
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Says the man
with a giant belt buckle and a dickie.
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Hey, this is not a costume.
It's a choice, it's a style.
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It's a tragedy.
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Bernadette, why don't we
get to dress up at work?
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We used to, but a couple of guys
in the infectious disease lab
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went as zombies
and it triggered a quarantine.
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The CDC was so mad.
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Hey, if you really wanna dress up,
we could throw a party.
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Oh, that would be fun.
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You know, I used to throw
Halloween parties all the time
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when I moved into the building.
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All the time?
I only remember being invited to one.
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Please don't make this awkward for me.
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Okay, so Friday night,
Halloween party here.
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- Okay.
- Great. Can't wait.
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What are you going as?
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I don't wanna ruin the surprise.
You'll see it at work.
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Just a warning, it's pretty scary.
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- Oh, is it a bird?
- No.
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- Is it a dog?
- No.
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Oh, I think I'll be fine then.
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Hello.
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Oh, hello.
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I see you are dressed as Doc Brown
from
Back to the Future.
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May I assume
that Amy is going as his wife,
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Clara Clayton
from
Back to the Future Part Three?
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She is.
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Hmm.
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Did you do something different
to your hair?
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Yes.
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Looking good.
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Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state
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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...
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Wait!
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The earth began to cool
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The autotrophs began to drool
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Neanderthals developed tools
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We built a wall
We built the pyramids
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Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery
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It all started with the Big Bang!
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Bang!
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Oh!
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Inspector Gadget! And I wanna say
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Supreme Court Justice
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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So close. Kooth Bader Ginsburg.
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The notorious KBG.
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That's very clever.
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Sustained.
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Are you gonna dress in drag
in front of your fiancée?
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Yeah, we have no secrets
from each other.
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Well, except for the fact
that I crocheted this myself.
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Hey, Sheldon.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Oh, my God, you look amazing.
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I find you guilty of murder
because you are killing it.
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Well, technically,
the Supreme Court wouldn't determine
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a defendant's guilt or innocence
in a criminal matter.
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They could only reverse or remand
a jury's conviction
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based on a constitutional
or statutory issue.
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Why are you laughing?
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His statement was factually correct.
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You're sitting in my spot.
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You don't have a spot.
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What is wrong with you today?
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Maybe he's cranky
because he's off his bathroom schedule.
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Oh, I can understand
how that would make someone irritable.
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Interesting fact, "irritable" comes
from the Latin "susceptible to anger."
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Just because I used a word
doesn't mean I want its etymology.
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Interesting fact, "etymology" comes
from the Greek word...
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You are being so annoying. Stop it!
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And why are you two laughing?
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Sheldon, he's being you.
He's dressed as you for Halloween.
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Oh.
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Well, so you're not laughing at him,
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you're laughing at me.
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But we're not laughing at you,
we're laughing with you.
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But I'm not laughing.
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Then the first one.
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Ready to go?
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Hey, why aren't you in your costume?
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I just didn't feel like it.
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You get that I'm wearing a corset
because of you,
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not because I'm tired of breathing?
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Amy, do you think
I'm always correcting other people?
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No, not all the time.
I mean, just last week,
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Penny ended a sentence
with a preposition,
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you didn't even mention it.
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True.
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I just waited until I got home
and screamed into a pillow.
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Is something bothering you?
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Howard dressed up as me and imitated me
and everyone laughed.
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Oh.
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Well, that must've felt terrible.
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It did.
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I never realized my friends viewed me
as an object of ridicule.
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Oh, I don't think that's true.
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They laughed, Amy, in a derisive way.
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Not in the instructive way
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I laugh at them
when they're being stupid.
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Hey. Happy Halloween.
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Oh, trick or treat.
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No, sorry, you're not wearing a costume.
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Yeah, I am.
I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep.
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I'm gonna need more.
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Okay, failed actress
who traded constant rejection
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for a Christmas bonus and a dental plan.
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- Go nuts.
- Ah.
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I will.
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So, what are you wearing to the party?
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Sexy cat? Sexy nurse? Sexy zombie?
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Why do girls' costumes have to be sexy
but guys' costumes don't?
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Say that again
with this helicopter on my head.
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Very cute.
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Hey, do you remember what happened
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at that first Halloween party
that you invited me to?
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When I threw up in the pumpkin?
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More memorable than that.
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Really? That was pretty impressive.
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We had our first kiss,
on this very couch.
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No, no, our first kiss
was at your birthday. Remember?
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I threw you a party, you didn't make it,
and I felt bad for you.
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No, no, it was on Halloween
and you felt bad for me.
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If we're gonna go through
every party where I felt bad for you,
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we're gonna be here awhile.
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- Never mind.
- What?
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- You're not mad at me, are you?
- No, of course not.
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No, we just remember
different things from that party.
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I remember falling in love
and you remember vomiting in a pumpkin.
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I was, like, four feet away.
People cheered!
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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So, did you see Howard's costume?
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See it? I made it. It was hilarious.
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Well, Sheldon didn't think so,
and neither did I.
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Oh, come on, it was all in good fun.
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Well, I'm sure it was,
but Sheldon's feelings got hurt.
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Maybe Howard could apologize?
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You're kidding, right?
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Sheldon didn't apologize when he said
my baby looked like Winston Churchill.
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He loves Churchill.
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Your son should take that
as a compliment.
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He said it about my daughter.
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Well, this isn't about Sheldon.
This is about Howard.
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I think it is about Sheldon.
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How many times has he made fun of Howard
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for being an engineer,
going to MIT, his magic?
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Sheldon doesn't make fun of his magic.
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Well, he should. It's stupid.
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Anyway, the point is
Sheldon shouldn't dish it out
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if he can't take it.
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I think the point is
that Howard owes him an apology.
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No, I think the point is
if Sheldon has a problem with Howard,
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Sheldon should take it up with him.
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Mama.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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the Prime Minister of England
needs her diaper changed.
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Hey.
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Oh, that's great.
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He's a Supreme Court Justice
and you're the US Constitution.
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Yup, he interprets me.
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And guess what's underneath this,
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the Bill of Tights.
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Smart, funny, gorgeous.
Are we a match or what?
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Hey, Bert, what are you dressed as?
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I'll give you a hint.
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My work
in seismic refraction measurements and...
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Hey, Stuart, what are you dressed as?
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I'm a butterfly.
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Did you steal those
from Halley's "Let's Pretend" box?
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I'm gonna put 'em back.
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All right, I'll tell you.
I'm Maurice "Doc" Ewing,
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winner of the 1960 Vetlesen Prize.
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Generally regarded
as the Nobel Prize of Geology.
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Oh, yeah, now I see it.
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Ask me how I died.
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Spoiler alert, brain hemorrhage.
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Well, cor blimey,
you look like a thousand tuppence.
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Don't he, Mary Poppins?
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Are you gonna talk like that all night?
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Jiff Willikers, I am.
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Isn't he cute? He's gonna get
a spoonful of sugar later.
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And I'm gonna sweep
Ms. Poppins' chimney.
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So, here we are. On Halloween.
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On this couch. Does it ring any bells?
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Really? We're still doing this.
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I'm just surprised
you don't remember our first kiss.
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Fine, it was on Halloween.
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Are you agreeing just to shut me up?
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You got another way, I'm all ears.
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- Really? An arranged marriage?
- Yeah, I know how it sounds.
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It sounds awesome.
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Is that just an Indian thing
or can I get a piece of that?
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You know the woman has a choice, right?
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There's always a catch.
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Happy Halloween!
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Who wants to see a magic trick?
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Oh, that's right, no one.
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Ha!
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They're you.
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What do you think you're doing?
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I thought it was clear.
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I'm being unnecessarily hurtful
but with a sweet voice.
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And I don't understand what's going on
because I went to MIT.
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Okay, guys, I think that's enough.
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Hold on. I'm the judge here
and I'm going to allow it.
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Raj, take a break.
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Hey, free speech,
right back there somewhere.
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You know what, guys?
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You got us. Congratulations.
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Now, why don't you
go back to your apartment
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and put on your other costumes?
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But it's so far away,
and I have such teeny tiny legs.
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Really? Our bodies?
Is that where we're going, Amy?
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What's wrong with my body?
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Well, for starters,
you have a quarter in your nose.
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Not now, Sheldon.
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I don't get invited to a lot of parties.
Is this a good one?
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Oh, yeah.
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Did that guacamole taste weird to you?
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Tasted weird to me.
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Can't believe Amy did that.
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Oh, come on, you thought it was funny
when I dressed up as Sheldon.
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- That was totally different.
- How?
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That didn't hurt my feelings.
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Well, for what it's worth,
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I didn't think
it was a very good impression of you.
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Really? You don't think I have
an annoying high-pitched voice?
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No, not at all. In fact,
I find your voice quite melodious.
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Mmm-hmm.
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And you don't think
I'm unnecessarily hurtful?
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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear the question,
I just heard the music.
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Well, people came, they ate, they vowed
to never speak to each other again.
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I think it was a successful party.
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It was. And I'm sorry about earlier.
I know it doesn't matter.
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No, it does matter, okay?
You were right, it was Halloween.
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I was dressed as a cat,
you were a hobbit.
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It was right there on that couch.
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Why didn't you just say that?
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Because I always hated
that was our first kiss.
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I was drunk and I was still with Kurt,
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and I was using you
to make myself feel better.
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I just wanted our first kiss
to mean something.
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That's why I said
it was the one on your birthday.
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I like that.
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We'll make that our official first kiss.
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Thank you. Aww.
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That was beautiful.
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What are you still doing here?
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I was in the bathroom.
Guacamole didn't agree with me.
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Well, since you're here,
you can help us clean up.
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- Will you take this out, please?
- Sure.
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- Thank you.
- It's late.
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Would you mind
if I crashed here tonight?
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- You are always welcome here.
- Thank you.
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Where were we?
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I think Howard hurting my feelings
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has, in some ways,
made me a better person.
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Hmm, look at you
improving on perfection. How so?
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As you were eating that Danish,
I wanted to point out
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that the Danish isn't Danish at all.
It was imported by Austrian bakers
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during a labor dispute in the 1800s.
But I chose not to
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because I didn't wanna be
the kind of fellow
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who foists unwanted facts
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about European pastries
on the unwilling.
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Huh, that's actually interesting.
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Sorry, now you'll never know.
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Hey, guys, I need your help.
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Bernadette's still pretty upset
about your costumes.
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She's upset? Those pants I wore
to make fun of you were so tight,
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I risked a testicular hernia.
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Anyway, if you guys could apologize,
it'd be a big help.
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We'd be happy to apologize to her
as soon as she apologizes to me
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for not making you apologize to Sheldon.
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I didn't follow that, but then,
between my wife and that guacamole,
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I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
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Don't you think it's unreasonable
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for her to ask us to do something
she refused to do?
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Yes. So, when can you stop by?
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I don't understand.
If it's unreasonable,
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why should we do it?
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Okay, how about this? You know
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in
Star Wars, when R2
and Chewbacca were playing holochess...
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00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,877
- Really?
Star Wars?
- Amy, let the man speak.
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Chewbacca was losing,
and getting angry and...
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00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,159
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait,
300
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are you saying
we should let the Wookiee win?
301
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Hey... Hey, that's my wife
you're talking about.
302
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,599
But, yes,
let the Wookiee win.
303
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,676
Hello, Bernadette.
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Wait, did you just walk into my house?
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- No, Howard let me in.
- Where is he?
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Oh, he got in his car and drove away.
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00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,679
- Oh, is that watermelon for anybody?
- It's for Halley.
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Is she gonna eat all of it?
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God, no wonder she looks like Churchill.
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What do you want, Sheldon?
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Howard said your feelings were hurt.
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00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,280
Well, Howard's wrong.
I don't care if someone makes fun of me.
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All right. Apparently,
I came all this way for nothing.
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Unless Halley wants
to share that watermelon?
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You think Amy's the first person
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to make fun of me
for having a squeaky voice?
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Do you?
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I feel like my chance at watermelon
is dangling by a thread.
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'Cause she's not.
It's been happening my whole life.
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And she called me out for being mean?
Well, I've had to be mean.
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It's hard to be taken seriously
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when you're always
the smallest person in the room.
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I know that. Well, I was in high school
when I was nine years old.
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I tried to tell the other kids that
although my physical stature was small,
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my intellectual stature
towered over them.
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That only seemed to make things worse.
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00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,280
Well, kids called me
Bernadette the Marionette.
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Because you're small.
That's funny.
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00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:06,960
No, it's not.
330
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,516
Well, people used to call me Egghead,
'cause there were eggs on my head.
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'Cause they threw them at me.
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That's terrible.
333
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,671
One time, my brothers
made me breathe helium.
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I tried to call for help,
335
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,192
but the only one who could hear me
was the dog.
336
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,594
That's also terrible.
337
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,117
My goodness, you had to live
in a house with a dog.
338
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:35,239
I guess we both had to put up
with a lot of crap from people.
339
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,315
I suppose we have.
340
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,640
Huh.
341
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,911
Maybe you and I are more alike
than we thought.
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Maybe we are.
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Although, I'm exceptionally tall
and you're exceptionally...
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- Sheldon!
- But you didn't let me finish!
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00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,229
Fine. Sorry.
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Short.
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00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:01,079
Sheldon, you sure you're ready for this?
This movie's pretty scary.
348
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,994
I... Please, I'm an adult.
I think I can handle it.
349
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,879
That's what you said
about the butterfly pavilion at the zoo.
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00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,676
That was my fault.
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00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,229
After I pet that goat,
I felt like a gladiator.
352
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,720
Okay, lights on or lights off?
353
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,951
Lights off! I'm gonna do this,
I'm wanna do it right.
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00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,080
What do you guys think you're doing?
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00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,560
We're showing Sheldon
Halloween.
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00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,677
Absolutely not. Sheldon, come home.
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00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,760
You...
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00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,520
But I really wanna watch it.
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00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,240
I know you do, but I am forbidding it.
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00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,277
Oh, man. Sorry, guys.
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00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:42,798
What took you so long?
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00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,080
I'm sorry. I just got your text!
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