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As a kid, my favorite ride...
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...was the bumper car. Remember?
Going around in a circle.
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There was always one kid
that could not do it.
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Do you remember this kid?
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As soon as the ride gets started...
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...he'd be, like, stuck
in a pack of empty cars.
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Just--
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''Excuse me.
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Excuse me. It won't go!
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Come on!
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It's almost over!''
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He always ends up
with the attendant...
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...hanging off that big pole
helping him steer it.
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''Stop crying.''
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Then there's always
that other--
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One other really bad car--
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The helpless father-and-son team.
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This is another car just
not going anywhere.
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They're never organized.
Who's on the wheel?
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Who's pressing on the gas? Just:
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''Son, turn the wheel.''
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All right, Coney Island?
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Okay, you can take the B or the F
and switch for the N...
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...at Broadway and Lafayette.
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Or you can go over the bridge
to DeKalb...
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...and catch the Q
to Atlantic Avenue...
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...then switch to the IRT,
2, 3, 4 or 5.
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But don't get on the G.
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That's very tempting,
but you wind up on Smith...
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...and 9th Street.
Then you gotta get on the R.
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Couldn't he just take the D
straight to Coney Island?
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Well, yeah.
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Okay. What time is your
job interview, George?
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9:45.
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Don't whistle on the elevator.
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-Why not?
-That's what Willy Loman told Biff...
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...before his interview
in Death of a Salesman.
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You're comparing me to Biff Loman?
Very encouraging.
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The biggest loser in the history
of American literature.
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-I gotta get going.
-What time's the lesbian wedding?
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-9:30.
-Lesbian wedding.
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How do they work the bride and groom
on that? Do they flip a coin?
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Yeah, they flip a coin.
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What, was that not politically correct?
It's a legitimate question.
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I'm so tired. I'm gonna fall asleep
on that train.
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I feel when lesbians are looking at me,
they're thinking:
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''That's why I'm not a heterosexual.''
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All right, Jerry, come on.
Pick up the check so we can go.
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-I'm paying for breakfast?
-Yeah.
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-Yeah.
-Why do I always pay?
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What am l, made of money?
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You bunch of deadbeats.
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How many tickets you paying today?
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Let's see. Speeding, running a
red light, no license, no registration...
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...no plates, no brake lights,
no rear-view mirror.
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Look at that one.
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-''No doors''?
-Yeah, I'm fighting that one.
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You know, this is gonna cost me
over 600 bucks.
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I can't carry change in these pants.
It falls out.
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-Here you go.
-There you go.
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Thank you.
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That guy's not blind.
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So can I convince anybody
to come down to Coney Island?
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Gotta pick up my car
at the pound. George?
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I can't believe they found
your stolen car.
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Not only did they find it...
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...it was simonized,
and the front end was aligned.
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-That's amazing.
-So, what do you say?
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Ride on the Cyclone.
Hot dog at Nathan's on me.
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Who are you, Satan?
I'm close to a job here.
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-It's my second interview.
-All right, Biff.
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Elaine? Merry-go-round?
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I can't. I'm the best man.
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Kramer. Bumper cars.
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I gotta go to court. I'll get in trouble.
What's the matter with you?
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It could be years till I get
back to Coney Island.
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I can't go on the rides alone.
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42nd Street. Change for the Dand the double R...
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...the 2, 3, 4, 5, 7,the C, K and F train.
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Well....
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See you.
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Hey!
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Yeah!
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-You looking for a job?
-Me? Why?
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Well, you're reading
the classifieds.
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Oh, no. No, no.
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I was just looking for the stock page.
Here it is.
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Looking for the quotes.
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Gotta check the quotes.
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Love a good quote.
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IBM up a quarter.
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What do you know?
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You didn't look like someone
who needed a job.
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Me? No, I don't.
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Doing very well. Very well, yeah.
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So you're in the market?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm in the market.
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Which market?
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Which market? The.... The big one.
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The big market with the big board.
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Bull market, bear market.
You name the market, I'm there.
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So do you work for one of
the big brokerage houses?
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They wish.
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I hate the big brokerage houses.
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Hate them with a passion.
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Big brokerage houses
killed my father.
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-Really?
-Well, they hurt him bad.
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Really hurt his feelings.
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It's a long story.
I don't like to talk about it...
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...but I swore I would never work
for a big brokerage house.
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See, all they care about is money.
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I'm about more than money.
I'm about...
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...people.
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So I've always gone my own way...
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...and I've never looked back.
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I started riding these trains
in the '40s.
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Those days, a man would give up
his seat for a woman.
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Now we're liberated.
We have to stand.
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It's ironic.
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What's ironic?
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This. That we've come all this way,
we made all this progress...
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...but, you know, we lost
the little things, the niceties.
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No, I mean,
what does ''ironic'' mean?
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Where you off to
with such a nice present?
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-Birthday party?
-A wedding.
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-A wedding?
-Yeah.
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I didn't think people
still get married.
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It's hard today
with the men and women.
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You're telling me.
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-So they're a nice couple?
-Oh, very nice.
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What does he do,
if you don't mind my asking?
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-She.
-She?
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She. She works, he doesn't.
He sounds like my son.
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There is no ''he.''
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There's no he?
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So who's getting married?
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Two women.
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It's...
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...a lesbian wedding.
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Lesbian wedding?
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Yep. Yep, I'm...
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...the best man.
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Great.
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My luck. I don't talk to a soul
on the subway for 35 years...
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...I get the best man
at a lesbian wedding.
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No, no. You don't understand.
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I'm not a lesbian!
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I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.
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I'm really looking forward to this.
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I love weddings.Maybe I'll meet somebody.
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Maybe not.
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Oh, man. We're stopping?
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Well, this is where I get off.
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-You do?
-Yeah.
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Hey, why don't you...? Oh, nothing.
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No, no. What?
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Well, I was gonna say,
''Why don't you get off with me.''
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But you're obviously very busy
on your way...
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...to some important meeting
or something.
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Yeah. Well....
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See, I knew it was a bad idea.
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Hey, what's another million,
give or take? I get off...
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...when and where I wanna get off.
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I'm stuck. Could you just pull it
a little--?
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This'll just be a second.
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Don't-- Don't start the train!
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Don't start the train!
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Here it is. Here it is,
the four horse in the first race.
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-Pappernick.
-How do you know he's gonna win?
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My UPS guy. Lance.
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The guys who own the horse
are his regular customers.
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Every horse he's ever given me
has won.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah. They've been sandbagging...
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...looking for a good spot.
He's been getting in light...
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...because they're using a bug boy.
The workouts have been unpublished.
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They're ready to run with him.
Gonna break his maiden.
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He's gonna go for a great price,
maybe 30-1 .
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-I'm telling you, it's a lock.
-But it rained last night.
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Exactly. This horse loves the slop.
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It's in his bloodlines.
His father was a mudder.
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-His mother was a mudder.
-His mother was a mudder?
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What did I say? Let's go to the office.
I'm gonna call my bookie.
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Hey, don't tell anybody.
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Oh, man.
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Okay.
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You realize, of course, you're naked.
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Naked, dressed,
I don't see any difference.
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You ought to sit here.
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There's a difference.
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You got something
against the naked body?
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I got something against yours.
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How about a couple of deep knee
bends, maybe some squat-thrusts?
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Who's got time for squat-thrusts?
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All right, how about
skipping breakfast?
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I'm guessing you're not a
''half-grapefruit and black coffee'' man.
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I like a good breakfast.
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I understand.
I like a good breakfast...
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...long as you don't wind up trapped
in a room in overalls and pigtails...
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...being counseled by Dick Gregory.
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I'm not ashamed of my body.
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Exactly. That's your problem.
You should be.
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Don't get up.
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Please, allow me.
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Oh, this is great.
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This is what I need,just what I need.
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Okay, take it easy.I'm sure it's nothing.
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Probably rats on the track.
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They're stopping for rats.
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God, it's so crowded.
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How could there beso many people?
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This guy really smells.
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Doesn't anyone use deodorantin the city?
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What is so hard?You take the cap off, you roll it on.
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What's that? I feel somethingrubbing against me.
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These disgusting animals.These people should be in a cage.
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We are in a cage.
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What if I miss the wedding?
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I got the ring. What'll they do?
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You can't get marriedwithout a ring. Oh, God--
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I can't breathe.
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I feel faint.
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Okay, take it easy.It'll start moving soon.
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Think about people in concentrationcamps, what they went through.
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And the hostages! What wouldyou do if you were a hostage?
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Think about that. This is nothing.
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No, it's not nothing, it's something.
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It's a nightmare. Help me!
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Move it! Come on!Move this f****** thing!
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Why isn't it moving?!
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What could go wrong with a train?It's on tracks.
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There's no traffic.How could a train get stuck?
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Step on the gas!
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What could it be? You'd think theconductor would explain it to us.
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''I'm sorry, there's a delay.We'll be moving in five minutes. ''
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I wanna hear a voice.What's that on my leg?!
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Nice.
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Your company sends you
on the road often, huh?
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Nice. Oh, hey, nice ice bucket there.
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Make yourself comfortable.
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Make myself comfortable?What does that mean?
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Does she want me to take my clothesoff? Is she taking her clothes off?
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What if I take mine offand she still has hers on?
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I'd look like an idiot.She'd get offended and leave.
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So maybe I should leave them on.
245
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But what if she takes hers off?She'll feel humiliated.
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''Make yourself comfortable?''This woman's unbelievable.
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This ''comfortable'' thingcould ruin me.
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I got it. I'll take my shoes offand sit on the bed.
249
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:39,931
There. That's comfortable.
250
00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:42,615
She can't accuse meof being uncomfortable.
251
00:14:48,609 --> 00:14:50,431
I gotta tell you,
I'm pretty comfortable.
252
00:14:51,873 --> 00:14:53,051
Oh, yeah, it's all set.
253
00:14:53,313 --> 00:14:55,223
-They've got the bug boy on it.
-The bug boy?
254
00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:57,881
Yeah, the little fellow's
been riding his heart out.
255
00:14:58,049 --> 00:14:59,991
-They're gonna break his maiden.
-Really?
256
00:15:00,161 --> 00:15:01,567
-Yeah.
-It's a little slow out.
257
00:15:01,729 --> 00:15:03,834
-Rained last night.
-This baby loves the slop.
258
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,935
Loves it. Eats it up.
Eats the slop. Born to slop.
259
00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:08,315
His father was a mudder.
260
00:15:08,481 --> 00:15:10,782
-His father was a mudder.
-His mother was a mudder.
261
00:15:10,945 --> 00:15:12,319
His mother was a mudder?
262
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,010
What did I just say?
263
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,983
Hey. All right.
264
00:15:17,152 --> 00:15:19,902
Six hundred, Pappernick to win.
265
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,415
They still have no pitching.
Gooden's a question mark.
266
00:15:24,576 --> 00:15:26,812
You don't recover from those
rotator cuffs so fast.
267
00:15:26,976 --> 00:15:29,147
I'm not worried about
the Mets' pitching.
268
00:15:29,311 --> 00:15:32,955
-They got no hitting.
-No, they got hitting. Bonilla, Murray.
269
00:15:33,119 --> 00:15:35,356
-They got no defense.
-Defense, please.
270
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,203
-They need speed.
-Speed? They've got Coleman.
271
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:40,440
-They need a bullpen.
-Franco's no good?
272
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,876
-They got no team leaders.
-They got Franco.
273
00:15:43,039 --> 00:15:44,566
What they need is a front office.
274
00:15:44,895 --> 00:15:47,066
-But you gotta like their chances.
-I love them.
275
00:15:47,231 --> 00:15:50,646
lf they win it this year, I'll sit naked
with you at the World Series.
276
00:15:51,038 --> 00:15:52,794
It's a deal.
277
00:15:55,263 --> 00:15:56,953
Why couldn't I take a cab?
278
00:15:57,118 --> 00:16:00,152
For $6, my whole lifecould have changed.
279
00:16:00,734 --> 00:16:03,516
What is that on my leg?
280
00:16:04,415 --> 00:16:05,941
I'll never get out of here.
281
00:16:06,526 --> 00:16:09,079
What if I'm herefor the rest of my life?
282
00:16:09,566 --> 00:16:11,737
Maybe I'll get out in five seconds.
283
00:16:12,318 --> 00:16:14,357
One banana, two banana...
284
00:16:14,525 --> 00:16:16,696
...three banana, four banana...
285
00:16:16,861 --> 00:16:18,388
...five banana.
286
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,652
No. I'm still here.
287
00:16:22,142 --> 00:16:25,273
Still here.When will they start moving?
288
00:16:25,438 --> 00:16:26,779
Move!
289
00:16:26,941 --> 00:16:29,494
Move! Move!
290
00:16:30,653 --> 00:16:32,114
It's moving.
291
00:16:32,477 --> 00:16:34,102
It's moving!
292
00:16:34,653 --> 00:16:36,147
Yes!
293
00:16:36,445 --> 00:16:37,655
Yes.
294
00:16:39,644 --> 00:16:41,237
Mother******!
295
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,978
Gee, I hope you have the key
for these things.
296
00:16:50,684 --> 00:16:53,106
Oh, don't worry, I do.
297
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,409
My mother used to walk
around our apartment...
298
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:56,824
...in her bra and panties.
299
00:16:57,532 --> 00:17:00,630
She didn't look anything like you.
She was...
300
00:17:00,796 --> 00:17:03,992
...really disgusting, really bad body.
301
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:08,888
You know, if you can imagine an
uglier, fatter version of Shirley Booth.
302
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,057
Remember Shirley Booth in Hazel?
303
00:17:11,547 --> 00:17:13,784
Really embarrassing,
because I had the only mother...
304
00:17:13,947 --> 00:17:15,987
...in the neighborhood
who was worse than Hazel.
305
00:17:16,155 --> 00:17:19,155
-You can imagine the taunts I'd hear.
-Like what?
306
00:17:19,323 --> 00:17:20,730
Like:
307
00:17:21,051 --> 00:17:23,539
''Hey, your mother's
uglier than Hazel.''
308
00:17:23,898 --> 00:17:26,516
''Hazel really puts your mother
to shame.'' You know.
309
00:17:34,395 --> 00:17:35,605
What's going on?
310
00:17:35,898 --> 00:17:38,964
It was a pleasure doing business
with you, but I have to get going.
311
00:17:39,418 --> 00:17:42,484
Get going? But we haven't really,
you know....
312
00:17:42,714 --> 00:17:44,121
Eight dollars?
313
00:17:44,282 --> 00:17:46,387
-Eight dollars?
-What are you doing, robbing me?
314
00:17:46,554 --> 00:17:48,725
I wasted my whole morning
on you for $8?
315
00:17:49,977 --> 00:17:51,439
Wait a second.
What are you doing?
316
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,137
-I'm taking your clothes.
-No, no, that's my only suit!
317
00:17:54,298 --> 00:17:57,112
It cost me $350!
I got it at Moe Ginsburg!
318
00:17:57,273 --> 00:17:59,826
-Bye, George.
-You can't just leave me here.
319
00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,741
Will I see you again?
320
00:18:09,016 --> 00:18:11,121
It's Hoy's Boy followed by Jamet...
321
00:18:11,288 --> 00:18:14,070
...Little Baggit, Kiss Harmonyand then a long way to Flagrant.
322
00:18:14,232 --> 00:18:16,949
-Come on!
-Into the stretch...
323
00:18:17,112 --> 00:18:20,211
...with an 1/8th of a mile to go,Stepagain, Passionel battling it out.
324
00:18:20,377 --> 00:18:23,027
Clear from Jamet, Pappernick'sstarting to make some ground...
325
00:18:23,192 --> 00:18:26,541
-...but Stepagain is the leader....
-Come on.
326
00:18:26,712 --> 00:18:29,876
-Come on! Yes!
-Look at Pappernick, sprouting wings.
327
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,276
-Yes! Yes!
-Stepagain, just falling back.
328
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,545
-Yes!
-Pappernick flashing home.
329
00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:38,159
Stepagain, Pappernick, Pappernickand Stepagain to the line....
330
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:41,934
-Yes! Yes! Yes!
-The winner is Pappernick.
331
00:18:42,104 --> 00:18:45,104
Yes, yes! I won. Hey!
332
00:18:52,023 --> 00:18:53,200
Yeah.
333
00:19:28,822 --> 00:19:31,123
I haven't had a hot dog
at Nathan's in 20 years.
334
00:19:31,285 --> 00:19:32,627
First, we ride the Cyclone.
335
00:19:34,229 --> 00:19:35,691
Chilly out.
336
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:41,140
French fries.
337
00:19:47,765 --> 00:19:48,942
Hey, hey!
338
00:19:50,388 --> 00:19:52,560
Give me the money.
339
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,547
Freeze! Police!
340
00:20:00,628 --> 00:20:02,799
No, I never got the car.
We had such a good time...
341
00:20:02,964 --> 00:20:05,811
...by the time I got to
the police garage, it was closed.
342
00:20:06,835 --> 00:20:08,013
Too bad.
343
00:20:08,244 --> 00:20:11,179
You wouldn't believe what this guy
put away at Nathan's.
344
00:20:11,347 --> 00:20:13,519
Look at what we won.
You want him?
345
00:20:13,684 --> 00:20:15,025
Get that out of my face.
346
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:19,184
So you missed the wedding.
You'll catch the bris.
347
00:20:26,035 --> 00:20:28,817
Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna!
348
00:20:29,299 --> 00:20:32,299
How'd you like a Hare Krishna fist
down your throat, you little punk?
349
00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:35,432
George.
350
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,780
Biff.
351
00:20:37,331 --> 00:20:39,665
What, did you whistle
on the elevator?
352
00:20:39,858 --> 00:20:41,833
I have my spare key
in your apartment, right?
353
00:20:42,322 --> 00:20:43,566
Yeah, in the kitchen drawer.
354
00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:45,388
-Give me your key.
-What happened?
355
00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:48,718
Never mind what happened,
just give me the key.
356
00:20:48,882 --> 00:20:51,915
-Come on, I'll go with you.
-Here. Pay.
357
00:20:53,362 --> 00:20:55,118
Wait, wait. Give me that.
358
00:21:01,457 --> 00:21:02,984
All right.
359
00:21:04,593 --> 00:21:07,659
So I take the subway
down to Coney Island...
360
00:21:07,825 --> 00:21:09,963
...to go on the Cyclone.
I'm riding on the subway.
361
00:21:10,129 --> 00:21:13,195
I'm sitting on the D train
for an hour and 1 5 minutes...
362
00:21:13,361 --> 00:21:15,816
...to go on a scary ride.
363
00:21:16,049 --> 00:21:18,056
Okay, how dumb is that?
364
00:21:18,289 --> 00:21:21,387
You know that first sharp drop
on the Cyclone? Fell asleep.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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