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- ♪ Look up there ♪
- ♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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- ♪ Like a rock ♪
- ♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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May I have the clam
chowder margarita?
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Sounds yummy, and I'll have
the Bloody Tuna Mary.
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Oh, hey, Dad. How are things
in the Seniors Curling League?
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We prefer
the "Over�36 Curling League."
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And things aren't good.
The Beef Sliders have
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lost focus without Coach Percy.
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He's in Arizona having
his varicose veins removed.
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Good for Percy.
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His calves looked like a map
of the Montana river system.
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We're playing
those guys on Saturday.
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They're a cruise ship crew
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from San Diego,
and the humiliation
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of losing to beach folk
is unthinkable.
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I saw one of them practicing
in flip�flops the other day.
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I have to be honest,
I don't totally get curling.
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Well, it's an exquisite game
with complexities that could
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fill a thousand books, so
no one ever totally "gets it."
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- Fun.
- The Beef Sliders are gonna need extra practice,
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so I need you to man
the boat for a couple days.
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Oh, cool, Dad, because I have
a new idea for the boat.
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As long as your new idea is
the old idea
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of catching and selling fish,
I like it very much.
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(laughs) That's exactly
what I was gonna say.
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San Diego?
More like San Di�yeah�bro!
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(groans) I wish I could ask
you�know�who to come help us.
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Dad, you know
that's a terrible idea.
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- Who's you�know�who?
- Judy.
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- Our Judy?
- The very same.
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It's too bad her passion
can be so unbridled,
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'cause no one knows
the game like her.
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Curling unleashes
something deep,
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hideous, and unholy in Judy.
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That's why she got kicked off
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her old team the Curlfriends
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and why we had
to stop curling together.
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I do miss spending time
with her, but as a family,
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we've agreed to never say the
"C" word around the "J" word.
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The sport
that shall not be named.
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So I guess
I'll just put that idea
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in a bucket and pour it
back into the sea.
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Bon voyage, idea.
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So what did everybody do today?
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Dawson cut his thumb
in Little Whittlers again.
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That kid always did have
a sloppy push stroke.
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I drew a tree in art class,
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but everyone thought
it was broccoli.
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Hmm, just goes to show,
we're all on different journeys.
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How did curling practice go,
Dad?
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- (gasps)
- Oops. - Oh, God.
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Uh, curling practice, you say?
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Uh, Judy, you're home
early from jazz yoga.
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Honey, are you okay?
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- Do you need to go lie down?
- I'm fine.
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Or maybe a glass
of warm tap water?
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Seriously, I'm fine.
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You can talk about curling
in front of me all you want.
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Or I could recap last
night's episode of Dr. Judge.
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It all started when Dr. Jason
Judge got a strange phone call.
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WOLF:
Thanks for meeting me out here on the side deck, guys.
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Dad has entrusted me
to run the boat operations
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for the next couple days,
so I have two words
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that will nuke your noggins.
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ALL:
Sunset sail?
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How did you know
I was gonna say that?
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You always talk about
how we should be using
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- the boat for sunset sails.
- Even in your sleep.
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You also talk about
some novel you want to write.
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The Pentagon Paradigm?
Nobody steal that.
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Okay, and I talk about sunset
sails a lot for good reason.
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Because it's high time
we Tobins dipped
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our boat breadstick
in the tourism marinara.
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Can't people just
look up wherever they are
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- and see the sunset
if they want to? - I guess.
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But what better place to see it
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than from the deck
of the Mighty Kathleen?
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When I'm standing
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in a big pile of fish guts
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at the end of a hard day,
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and I look up at the sky
and soak in
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that mysterious orange majesty,
I want to share its glory
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- with the whole wide world.
- That's beautiful, babe.
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I know Dad doesn't want us
to use the boat like this,
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but once he understands
all the mozzarella we can make,
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he'll be on his knees
begging for more.
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- Who's juiced?
- I'm juiced. - Sort of juiced.
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If you believe in it,
then I believe in it, babe.
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And I do. Oh, how I do.
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Judy, can you pass me that mug?
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You mean slide it to you
as if it were
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an expertly thrown stone
on pebbled ice?
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Yeah. No problem.
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(sighs) Honey, I understand
you have a gift,
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but it comes
at too high a price.
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Dad, you need help on your team,
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and no one knows the beautiful
game better than me.
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- It's not worth the risk.
- I've changed, Dad!
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Sure, I used to be
a fiery volcano,
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but now I'm a Hawaiian Island
where people come to relax.
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New Judy is
totally different, man.
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(chuckles)
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It's only been a year.
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Exactly! That's so long.
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Think about everything
that happens in a year��
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Salmon fest, Halibut fest,
Crab fest, Eel...
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I have the Lone Moose City
Council's Calendar of Festivals,
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Judy. The answer is no.
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And before the game
even started,
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I made most
of the other players cry.
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Yeah, you were probably just
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trying to psych out
the other team.
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No, I made my own teammates cry.
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And my coach, Mr. Jardine.
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Boy, did he cry. Whew.
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Well, at least
you're not missing much.
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Curling seems kind of boring
and pointless.
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Pointless? Haven't I ever
told you the story
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of Stan Donovan,
the world's greatest curler?
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- No, but I'm good.
- On January 12, 1962,
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he and his brothers
were on an expedition,
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making their way
across Jackfish Lake,
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when suddenly...
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Corned beef and cabbage!
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We're on jeezly thin ice!
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JUDY:But Stan told his brothers to lie down
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to distribute their weight
as evenly as possible.
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And then he curled
each brother to safety.
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Slide! Slide!
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Slide!
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Slide!
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Stan then curled himself
to safety
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by pushing off a frozen
beaver corpse with his foot.
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Huh. A real hero of the North.
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�(knocking)
�BEEF: Judy. It's me. Your father.
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- Beef Tobin.
- Sorry, I got to deal with this.
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That's cool, I'll just
stand here till you get back.
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Come on in, I was just drinking
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decaf espresso
on the steep, icy roof.
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Good, I just wanted you to know
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I loved it
when we curled together,
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and I was sad when we stopped.
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But when we played
the Little Rocks
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and you cut off
Aurora's pigtail,
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held it above your head
and screamed
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as if you were
surging with power,
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well, that
sort of changed things.
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I know.
It doesn't matter anyway, Dad.
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It's not like
I spend tons of time
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looking at, polishing
and arranging my collection
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of curling trophies and awards.
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And, yes,
the pigtail is in there.
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- I believe I earned it.
- Wow.
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I remember when you were
on Curlfriends.
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We always got
hot milks before each match.
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And after,
we got Whale Tail Ice Cream.
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Lot of dairy, lot of diarrhea,
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but, boy, were those
some good times.
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And you and I were a winning...
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♪ Team ♪
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♪ Driving to the rink ♪
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♪ In the cab of my old truck ♪
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JUDY: ♪ Listened to the Best of Pink ♪
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BEEF: ♪ We almost hit a buck ♪
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♪ I taught you how to throw ♪
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JUDY:
♪ And you showed me how to sweep ♪
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BEEF:
♪ It was fun to watch you grow ♪
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JUDY:
♪ It was fun to make them weep ♪
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BEEF:
♪ Our time, it brought me joy ♪
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JUDY: ♪ I vanquished and destroyed ♪
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BEEF: ♪ It gave us time to talk ♪
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JUDY: ♪ I would humiliate and mock ♪
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BEEF: ♪ That cafe that we ate in ♪
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JUDY:
♪ They called me Spawn of Satan ♪
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♪ I used to be deranged ♪
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♪ But I promise you
I've changed ♪
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♪ Let's get the team ♪
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♪ Back together ♪
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Maybe you're on to something.
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♪ Yeah, let's get the team ♪
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♪ Back together ♪
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Maybe we're onto something.
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♪ Let's get the team ♪
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♪ Back together. ♪
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Welcome to the team, Coach Judy.
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I can't wait to get diarrhea
together again, Dad.
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To avoid any
of the pitfalls of the past,
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I need to institute
a few new ground rules.
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Totally agree.
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You can't actually play
the game yourself.
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- You're strictly coaching.
- Yep.
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- You can't only let
the best players play. - Sure.
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You can't give
the players mean nicknames.
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Like "Bad with a Broom Brandy."
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It was
"Butt Broom Barfhole Brandy."
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Yes, nothing like that, please.
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And you definitely can't snap
any curling brooms in half
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- with the might of your fury.
- You got it, Dad.
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And if you do need
to get out some aggression,
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it's always okay to join me
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in yelling encouragingly
to the sweepers.
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Like this�� sweep!
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(chuckles)
That's the stuff.
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But there is one last rule
we need to talk about.
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- Okay.
- We always get hot milks
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on the way to the rink.
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Keep cleaning, crew.
We have a lovely German couple
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coming this afternoon
to enjoy a resplendent
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Sonnenuntergang Segel.
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That's, uh, Deutsch
for "sunset sail."
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And Deutsch
is German for "German."
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Are these tourists paying us?
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How much mozzarella
are we talking?
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None! Before you get the cheese,
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you have to please...
the customers.
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- What?
- I'm saying we need some good word of mouth
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and positive reviews
before we can ask
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people to pay, you knucklehead.
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I love when you pull out
that big business brain.
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But we will get a big tip,
in the form of their happiness.
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Cha�ching!
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Now, let's go over our
different roles.
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Moon, you're
our entertainment coordinator.
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Ham, refreshments.
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Honeybee, hospitality�� and me?
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This is your captain speaking.
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I couldn't find a captain's hat,
which is why
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I drew an anchor on this beret.
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Oh, that's an anchor, thank God.
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Beef Sliders, you all know me:
Delmer, you're my godfather.
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Belva, you're my neighbor.
Morris, I mowed your lawn,
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- like two summers ago.
- You did it too short.
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Oh, God, this again. Anyway,
I want you to forget all that.
245
00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,775
'Cause I'm here as your coach,
and I have one mission.
246
00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:03,977
To teach you how to stomp ass!
247
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,146
And also to have so much fun
248
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,214
and just enjoy curling
and each other.
249
00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,284
I brought Circle Bit Bites
from Mr. And Mrs. Donut.
250
00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,353
You sure did, Delmer��
251
00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,955
now let's get in the stone zone.
252
00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:20,026
♪ ♪
253
00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:26,032
Sweep...!
254
00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:30,570
WOLF: The settlers thought that
every moose they saw here was
255
00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:32,605
the same moose
in different places.
256
00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,474
Which is why they called it
Lone Moose.
257
00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,976
It wasn't until they decided
to kill the one lone moose,
258
00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,913
and then another moose
showed up that they realized
259
00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,381
there were lots of moose.
260
00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:43,216
- Okay. Thank you.
- Toot, toot!
261
00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,952
Our next stop is Seal Rock��
Take it away, Ham!
262
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:49,155
HAM:
"Seal Rock is where seals like to sunbathe.
263
00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:51,658
I hope someone brought
sunscreen, ha ha."
264
00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,326
Does vessel have Wi�Fi?
265
00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,829
Uh, you guys stay here
for a minute and, uh, take
266
00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,898
a selfie with the seals. I�I
like to call them sealfies. Heh.
267
00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:01,701
Guys, guys, guys! I think
the Germans are getting bored.
268
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,270
I think they showed up bored.
Those two are major duds.
269
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,973
Well, then it's our job
as "entertainmen�preneurs"
270
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,741
to unbore/un�dud them.
271
00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,944
We're gonna surround them
like a pod of dolphins
272
00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:13,122
surround a shark, and bash
their gills with hospitality
273
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,516
until the sunset shows up
and blows their German minds.
274
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,051
Moon, you brought
your guitar, right?
275
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,452
Do you know "Caribbean Queen"?
276
00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,621
I only know Green Day's
"Time of Your Life"
277
00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,823
and also
"Round and Round" by Ratt.
278
00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,358
"Time of Your Life" will do.
279
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,303
Honeybee, if this side�splitting
Alaska�themed joke book
280
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:28,995
can't make them smile,
nothing can.
281
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,365
I'm gonna be like TBS
in the mid�2000s�� very funny.
282
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,076
And, Ham, I was gonna save
your German chocolate cake
283
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:37,070
for later, but looks like
we might have to break glass,
284
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,638
'cause this is an emergency.
285
00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:41,407
It's showtime.
Oh, hey, guys.
286
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,109
Can we leave boat?
287
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,145
Guys, you should
really reconsider.
288
00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,980
You didn't see the sunset yet.
289
00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:48,414
That's the big show.
290
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,183
It's gorgeous and humbling.
291
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,252
But they didn't see
the sunset yet.
292
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,586
I know, sweetie.
293
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,855
- It's so beautiful.
- I know, I know.
294
00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,457
(shushing)
295
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:58,958
Great work today, Sliders.
296
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:00,960
And, Delmer, that was
the perfect array
297
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,095
of doughnut flavors.
298
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,696
Was there enough honey�dipped?
299
00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,431
Just take the compliment,
Delmer.
300
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,735
Okay, let's win big tomorrow.
301
00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:09,903
Beef...
302
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,804
ALL:
Sliders!
303
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,773
I'll go warm up the van.
304
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,675
Ooh, tasty shot, Caleb.
305
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,477
That's how we do it
in San Diego.
306
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:20,346
And, guys, I just want to say
if you screw this up,
307
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,416
I will murder every
last one of you. Bash, bash!
308
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:26,085
Just kidding.
Bash.
309
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,325
(cries out)
Good Lord, Judy!
310
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,952
Great, you're awake.
You and I have some
311
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,328
strategies to go over.
312
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,972
Read up and meet me outside
in five minutes
313
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:38,774
- to head to the rink.
- But it's 3:45 in the morning.
314
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:40,400
I don't get up for
another 20 minutes.
315
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,502
It's game day, Dad.
Hurry hard, Tobin.
316
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:45,305
Now, the best curlers out there
have complete control
317
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,073
over how much weight
they put on the stone.
318
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,009
So that's why we are going
to curl with no stone.
319
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,744
But where is the stone?
320
00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:52,845
Really, Morris?
321
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:54,547
I just explained that.
It's imaginary.
322
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:57,250
Now slide that pretend rock.
(imitates buzzer)
323
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,719
Too much weight.
Shape up, Tyrana�Morris Rex.
324
00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,388
Get it? Because you're ancient,
and your arms are too short.
325
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,791
Coach Judy, this kind of
arbitrary criticism
326
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,260
might not help
everyone's confidence right now.
327
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,562
- The game's in just a few hours.
- Exactly.
328
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,864
These Beef Sliders are still
real pink in the middle.
329
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,867
The invisible stone
just went behind you, Belva.
330
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:15,868
Are you blind?
331
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,470
Yes, I'm legally blind.
332
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,938
Maybe we should take a break.
333
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:20,807
Take a break?
Your whole lives are a break.
334
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:23,810
- Judy...
- Ugh, fine, we'll take a break.
335
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,345
Everyone, gather 'round.
336
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,389
We're gonna watch some clips
of a professional curler
337
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,382
so you guys can see
everything you're doing wrong,
338
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,783
which is everything.
339
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,685
- Who likes Annette Norberg?
- Oh, hell yeah.
340
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,320
It's Norberg time.
341
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,923
Guys, I went to
the Germans' hotel, found them,
342
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:40,193
and talked them into coming back
on a sunset sail today.
343
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,837
Sure, they were very
freaked out to see me,
344
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:44,230
But they were also super juiced
to give me another shot.
345
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,232
So this go 'round,
we're upping the romance.
346
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,168
We got sexy rose petals
leading to a sexy table
347
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,504
that will be filled
with sexy drinks.
348
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,006
Are we making money this time?
349
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,975
Better than that, baby brother,
we're making love.
350
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,610
Dolla�dolla bill, y'all.
351
00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:00,813
There he is. Welcome back
to your sunset sail, Werner.
352
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,615
There's an oil refinery
to the west,
353
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,351
and its pollution is bringing
out every shade of orange.
354
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,353
Even those dark pumpkins
and marmalades.
355
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,255
Uh, where is your
lovely girlfriend?
356
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,292
She said she meets me here.
She is not here?
357
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,761
Uh, we haven't seen her.
But it's no problem.
358
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:16,829
I'm sure she'll be here
any minute.
359
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,398
Yep, any second now.
360
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,833
Perhaps she has grown
bored of me.
361
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,335
I will call to her telephone.
362
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,604
This is completely messing up
our sail skedge.
363
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:27,206
Okay, I say if she doesn't
show up in the next 30 minutes,
364
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:28,753
We leave her a rowboat
and a note with
365
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,876
our sunset coordinates.
366
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,311
Ziska does not answer.
367
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,755
I bet she just fell off
a cliff or something.
368
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,114
Or maybe she's not
coming on purpose
369
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:36,458
because she doesn't want
to be here.
370
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,052
Either way,
I'm sure she's not dead.
371
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,421
If Ziska is breaking up
with this guy,
372
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,190
it's even more important
to show him a good time.
373
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,625
I mean, imagine the review:
374
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:48,194
"The Sunset Sail that
Cured My Broken Heart."
375
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,797
Yeah, let's wine him,
dine him and 49 him.
376
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:52,999
In numerology,
49 represents satisfaction.
377
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,967
Love it. One, two, three.
378
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,969
ALL:
Sunset sail!
379
00:13:57,036 --> 00:14:00,540
I will never tire of hearing
you guys say that.
380
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,478
Whoo! Hoobastank!
381
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,414
Judy, we're through two ends,
and Delmer hasn't played yet.
382
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,783
- Uh�huh, yeah.
- So when are you gonna put him in?
383
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,985
Maybe when the Sun
crashes into the Moon,
384
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:14,387
and time folds in on itself?
385
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,356
Look, Dad,
I'm never putting him in.
386
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,458
- He's old and he's terrible.
- Circle Bit Bite?
387
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,593
Hi, Delmer. Thank you.
388
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,395
Judy, you have to put him in.
389
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,297
I want to win as much
as the next person,
390
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,965
but not if it means
hurting Delmer.
391
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:29,736
He started this team, and he
owns this rink, for God's sake.
392
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,704
Good for him.
I'm not going to let some
393
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,841
dead weight octogenarian
buy his way into my lineup.
394
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,176
And that's why I say this
with all due respect,
395
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,611
get off my nut sack, Dad!
396
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,179
Okay, hand over your whistle.
397
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,590
Wait, no. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, sorry.
398
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,716
That was just a momentary lapse.
I'm calm.
399
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,152
Ah, I am drinking my hot milk.
400
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,087
Mmm, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
401
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,089
(gasps):
Oh, look, you're up.
402
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,791
Go get 'em, m'Dad.
403
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,292
HONEYBEE:
What about this joke?
404
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:54,770
"You might be
an Alaskan fisherman if
405
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,863
you wear your fishing waders
to the opera."
406
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,965
- Okay.
- And here we are.
407
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,733
The Lovers' Lava.
408
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,235
Don't worry,
the lava isn't real.
409
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,345
It's just blended
strawberry daiquiri.
410
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,271
Ziska loves tiny mountains.
411
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,639
But you know what, Werner?
412
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,375
Lovers' Lavas aren't
just for couples.
413
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,478
Lots of dudes have romantic
cocktails by themselves.
414
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:16,315
Like after racquetball,
or after motorcycle practice.
415
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:20,520
♪ Another turning point,
a fork stuck in the road... ♪
416
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,921
(Werner sobbing)
417
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,456
♪ Round and round ♪
418
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,691
♪ What goes around
comes around ♪
419
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:29,762
♪ I tell you why�ee,
why�ee, why�ee! ♪
420
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,497
It's the last throw of the end.
421
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,433
They've got three stones
in the house.
422
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,134
Your house, Dad.
423
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,637
And those stones are having
a house party, making a mess,
424
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:42,074
playing loud music, even kissing
in restricted bedrooms.
425
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,910
Not restricted bedrooms.
426
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:46,379
Break up that party.
427
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:49,715
Hard! Hard! Hard! Hard!
428
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,484
(Beef shouting)
429
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,718
Aww...
430
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,220
Curl�afornia.
431
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,822
- Butt biscuits!
- Judy.
432
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,224
How could you waste the hammer
on a biter like that?
433
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,892
You couldn't even
push off the hack
434
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,336
without dumping the hammer
on a perfectly pebbled sheet.
435
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,129
(gasps)
That's below the belt.
436
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:07,800
And Morris, you don't attempt
a Manitoba tuck on swingy ice.
437
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,202
I'm gonna go call my wife.
438
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:10,512
Did you guys forget
everything I taught you?
439
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,338
It's like amateur hour
out there.
440
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,873
This is an amateur league.
441
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,108
Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah,
amateur league.
442
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,653
You might as well be
farting out your mouth.
443
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,812
It's insane how much
better I am at curling
444
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,447
than all of you combined.
445
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,116
Do I have to sub myself in
and salvage this turd show?
446
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,853
- Okay, fine, I will.
- Judy, no.
447
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,221
You're not over 36.
448
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,189
Well, you're not over
thirty suck!
449
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,524
That's it, you're fired.
450
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,126
What? What did you say to me?
What?
451
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,262
Go have a seat and
let us finish the game.
452
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,432
- No! Let me throw, damn it.
- This way, honey.
453
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,435
Who do you think you are,
Beef Sliders?
454
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,070
More like barf sliders!
455
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:47,373
Look at me. Me Beef.
Me push rock.
456
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:51,143
Duh... Where's the grace?
Where's the finesse?
457
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,112
Have fun losing, losers.
458
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,147
I am a curling god!
459
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:56,148
Remember that.
460
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:59,552
I am a curling god!
461
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,755
Judy, where are you going?
I'm your ride.
462
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,857
Ugh! Fine.
463
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,993
Bavarian Bit Bite?
464
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,728
Soak it in, my Ger�man.
465
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,997
- There's beauty all around you.
- (phone vibrating)
466
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,833
It is Ziska.
(speaking German)
467
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,334
See? Everything's gonna be fine.
468
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:19,038
Ziska goes to Amsterdam
with my brother Heinrich.
469
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,440
- He is taller.
- Bummer for sure.
470
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,943
But, hey, you know what cures
a broken heart?
471
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,379
Staring at a beautiful sunset.
472
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,056
The lights are dimming
'cause it's time for
473
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,150
the feature presentation,
and it's gonna be a doozer.
474
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,085
I mean, look at that sky.
Gorgeous.
475
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:36,155
Oh, my God,
an orca and her calf?
476
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,890
What the toast?!
477
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,525
Did you see that?
478
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,895
I'll be in the bathroom,
not crying, just making poop.
479
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,297
Werner, come back, buddy.
480
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,999
You're missing
a killer sunset, man.
481
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,602
Again.
Damn it, this sunset sail
482
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:53,372
- is a total sunset fail.
- HONEYBEE: No, it isn't.
483
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,808
Because you know
who can enjoy this?
484
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,343
You can. With us.
485
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,478
I feel like I'm looking
at a brochure,
486
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:01,981
and the brochure is
all around us.
487
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,282
Pretty dope.
488
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:05,985
I'm leaving you guys
a great review.
489
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,054
You're great.
And I love you.
490
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,188
Send.
491
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,857
Round and round. Hmm.
492
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,560
What goes around comes around.
493
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:16,696
As you may have just witnessed,
494
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,698
there have been
some personnel changes,
495
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:22,234
so as team skip,
I am reordering the lineup.
496
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,769
Delmer, get in there, my friend.
497
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,739
Me? But the match is
almost over, and we're down.
498
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,741
Yes, we are, Delmer.
And I think I speak
499
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,612
for all curlers over 36
when I say: We believe in you.
500
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:35,448
Let's show these Californians
and my daughter Judy
501
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,617
what Alaskan curling is
all about.
502
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:40,386
Hell yeah.
Here comes a D�slap.
503
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,056
♪ ♪
504
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,759
(gasps)
Aah...!
505
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,361
(crowd gasps)
506
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,429
BELVA:
Oh, no. Delmer's dead!
507
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:53,532
Wait. Good news.
He's just very, very badly hurt.
508
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,581
- How is the old codger doing?
- His hip came unscrewed.
509
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,307
They have to order a part
from Fairbanks.
510
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,684
It should be here
in about two weeks.
511
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,243
Look, Dad, I'm sorry.
You were right.
512
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,078
It was a bad idea
to let me coach.
513
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,279
No. No, no, no.
514
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,281
Look, Judy, this was my fault.
515
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,517
I'm the parent,
and I made a bad parenting call.
516
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,220
I knew you couldn't handle
a return to the crystal court,
517
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:15,454
but I was selfish.
518
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,456
I missed
our special time together.
519
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,226
You're so busy now�� you have
your job and your school
520
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,228
and your
all�girl pan flute group.
521
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:24,397
- What's it called again?
- The She�ter Pans.
522
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,399
Right.
And, well, I missed you.
523
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:27,967
I missed you, too, Dad.
524
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,770
And, you know, I bet if
just you and I curled together
525
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,939
- during off hours, maybe...
- No chance in hell, honey.
526
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,474
I know, you're right.
527
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,777
- Curling turns me
into a monster. - It does.
528
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,413
But I was excited to spend time
with you, too, Dad.
529
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,281
We really bonded over curling.
530
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,183
And it's the only hobby of mine
531
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,052
that you've shown
a huge interest in.
532
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,386
Ouch, my heart.
533
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:49,255
Judy, I love spending time
with you,
534
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:50,556
no matter what you do.
535
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,391
So maybe we can find
a new activity
536
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,794
- we can do together.
- Oh, that would be great!
537
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,729
Because I have
so many new interests.
538
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,432
Like toastmastering, upcycling,
food styling, European clowning,
539
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,801
non�ironic street art,
urban foraging, scatting,
540
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,604
just to name a few.
♪ Be�do�be�do�be�do�do�wah! ♪
541
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:08,174
I don't understand
what just happened,
542
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,576
but we will find something.
543
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,344
JUDY:
And then we just "improvise"
544
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,447
- a scene together.
- Interesting.
545
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,682
Dad, Judy, uh, this is Werner.
546
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,709
He's s German tourist
whose girlfriend ditched him
547
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,053
mid�vacation
and took all his money.
548
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,455
(chuckles)
Classic Ziska.
549
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,557
Anyway, he's gonna stay with us
for a few days
550
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,425
while he figures out
how to get home.
551
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,194
Ooh, you guys
are just in time to watch
552
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,705
me and Dad's
first improv performance!
553
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,498
All right, uh,
someone give me a suggestion.
554
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,467
(gasps)
Oh. Metal shoes.
555
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,869
Great. I think
I heard "metal shoes." Okay.
556
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:40,473
Hello. I'm interested in trying
on some of your metal shoes.
557
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:42,541
Do you have some
in a size seven?
558
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:43,609
No.
559
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:44,510
Good one, Dad!
560
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,645
Great. Do you have a size six?
561
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,080
No. Go away.
562
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,116
Okay. I'll come back tomorrow.
563
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,650
And... scene.
564
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:54,520
- We have a size five.
- Oh, no, Dad, the scene...
565
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,922
Uh, you know what?
Sure. I'll try them on.
566
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,557
And scene.
567
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,326
♪ This is the story
of a snow�farin' man ♪
568
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:02,862
♪ Who curled over mountains
and curled over land ♪
569
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,397
♪ One day he and his brothers
got marooned on jeezly ice ♪
570
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:06,966
♪ But he curled them all
to safety ♪
571
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,701
♪ And his hair
still looked nice ♪
572
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,536
♪ The world's greatest curler ♪
573
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,638
♪ Big Stan,
the world's greatest man ♪
574
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,141
♪ When Stanley curled a grizzly,
he also pushed a puffin ♪
575
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,910
♪ Curled his best gal to the
altar as if it were nothin' ♪
576
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,912
♪ In the history of curlers,
he's the top guy ♪
577
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,680
♪ And if you look up
in the night ♪
578
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,716
♪ You'll see him curling
in the sky ♪
579
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,718
♪ The world's greatest curler ♪
580
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,520
♪ Big Stan,
the world's greatest man ♪
581
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,488
♪ Big Stan, the world's
greatest man! ♪
582
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:30,732
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