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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?
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? Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ?
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? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?
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? The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ?
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? Ready to race to you ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Happy and free ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Share them with me ?
- ? Oh, baby ?
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? Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ?
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? There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ?
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? It feels so right
it can't be wrong ?
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? Rocking and
rolling all week long ?
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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?
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? Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ?
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? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?
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? Saturday, what a day ?
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? Groovin' all week with you ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Share them with me ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
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? These days are ours ?
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- ? Happy and free ?
- ? Oh, baby ?
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? These happy days
are yours and mine ?
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? These happy days are yours ?
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? And mine, Happy Days! ?
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Happy Days is filmed
before a studio audience.
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? Fr�re Jacques... ?
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Mom?
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It's the only
French song I know.
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We've never had a-a foreign
dignitary in our house before.
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And now, Mom, he's
not exactly a dignitary.
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He's a man.
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Who just happens to be
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the fencing champion of France.
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Oh, that's right!
He's a champion.
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I hope we have enough Wheaties.
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Now, Mom, how long
is this French pastry
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gonna be staying with us?
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Well, Richard said
he's touring the colleges.
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So he'll only be here two days.
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Oh. I better move fast.
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Bonjour, bonjour,
bonjour, bonjour.
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Oh.
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He's not here yet, Howard.
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Oh, darn. That's the
only French I know.
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Uh, no. Not exactly, Dad.
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You know French onion soup,
French fries, French toast...
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I also know...
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"Get to your room."
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Oh, Howard, you
speak French so well.
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Now, I just want
everything to go well.
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This is the first event that
Richard has sponsored
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since he joined
the fencing club.
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Yeah, well, you know,
Marion, fencing is not exactly
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a household word like
football in this country.
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Oh, what a great idea.
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The Green Bay Fencers.
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Oh.
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There's Richard with Jacques.
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Oh, wow!
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Look at him... he's gorgeous!
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Hold it, you two!
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I'll get the door.
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Wait until I wet my lips.
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Act your age, will
you, young lady?
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I thought I was.
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Well, we're here.
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- Hi.
- Well!
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Uh, Jacques Du Bois,
this is my mother...
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Marion Cunningham.
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Enchant�.
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Oh! Oh, my!
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Oh.
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This is my sister Joanie.
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Enchant�.
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Enchant�.
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And this is my father,
Howard Cunningham.
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- How do you do?
- Enchant�.
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As you can see, I am blessed
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with a superb sense of humor.
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Very keen, hmm.
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Oh, Jacques, your
English is very good.
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Oh, thank you.
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Uh, parlez-vous fran�ais?
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Ooh, I'd love to.
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I just love Europe, don't you?
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I went to Canada once.
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What's for dinner, Mom?
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Well, I know how
the French love to eat.
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So I have prepared a
typical American meal.
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I really do not
care for the hot dog.
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Oh, no, no. We're
gonna have meat loaf.
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I also do not care
for the hamburger.
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Shall I, uh, uncork the wine?
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Oh, no. I'll just
unscrew the cap here.
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"Unscrew the cap"?
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Yes, on the wine.
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This is called
"Chateau Swenson."
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It's made right
here in Milwaukee.
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It goes with anything.
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What year is that, sweetheart?
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Well, it's this year, Howard.
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It's fresh.
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I think I shall, uh,
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how you say... "skip dinner"?
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I think I must go to my room.
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Uh, my bags?
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Sure.
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Let me tell you about
my trip to Canada.
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Yes, uh, must you?
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Well, what are you guys having?
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Is the fish fresh?
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- Well...
- "Is the fish fresh?"
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It's so fresh, it
made a pass at me.
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Or it's so fresh, it got
expelled from its school.
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Ha-ha-ha! Or it's so...
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Oh, never mind, I've
got a picnic on my mind.
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What's with him?
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He got a date.
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Kitty Fox said yes?
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Charm, wit and
intelligence works.
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- He begged.
- All right...
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why don't you just order, Pots?
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Oh, I'll have an Arnold burger.
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Good choice.
What's yours, Ralph?
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Nothing. Kitty and I
are going on a picnic.
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Ah, picnic is nice.
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You know my first date with
Rosa Colletti was a picnic?
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Yeah. Yup, yup, yup.
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Al, do me a favor, okay?
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Take all French
food off the menu.
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We don't have any French food.
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Good. Keep it that way.
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Hey, Rich.
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Richie, old pal! I'm so happy!
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- I'm not.
- What's the matter?
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It's this Jacques Du Bois guy.
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He's got all the
charm of a rope burn.
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You should've seen
him at our house.
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This is my room?
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This is my dinner?
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I had to keep Dad
from throwing him
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- out of the house.
- Why didn't he?
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Jacques was polishing
his sword at the time.
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Let me tell you something
about Jacques Du Bois.
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He is the most irritat...
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- interesting guy.
- Richard.
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Yeah. This is my...
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I mean, uh...
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This is my good
friend Ralph Malph.
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And my friend Potsie Weber.
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- How are you doing?
- Nice...
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Uh, tell me.
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I hope everything is ready
for my exhibition tomorrow?
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Well, of course it's ready.
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We do things right here at UWM.
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- Right, guys?
- That's right.
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You got it.
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Hey, Al?
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If Beatrice, Sandy,
Amanda, Nastasia,
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if they come in here, you
tell them the answer is yes.
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Sure, Fonz.
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What was the question?
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At last... an
interesting person.
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Who is this?
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Jacques Du Bois,
this is my good friend
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Arthur Fonzarelli.
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Heyyy.
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Well, I have long looked forward
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to meeting a typical
American hoodlum.
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Tell me.
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Are you off to stick up
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a gas station?
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Conference time.
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What are you... nutso?
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This guy talks funny.
He from out of town?
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Yeah, Fonz. He's from France.
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That's a long way to
come to get punched out.
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Listen, believe me.
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I know he's a pain, but
he's a guest in this country.
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I think we need to be cordial.
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All right?
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From France, huh?
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I'll do it for Brigitte Bardot.
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Thanks, Fonz.
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Jacques is here to, uh,
give a special demonstration.
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Oh, do you fence?
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I never touched
stolen goods in my life.
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No, Fonz. Uh, he's
talking about fencing.
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You know, with swords, Zorro.
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All right, I knew
that, I knew that.
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I dated a fencing teacher once.
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We foiled around.
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I am, uh, putting
on an exhibition
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at the gymnasium tomorrow.
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Perhaps you would
like to come and see
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a demonstration of my skill.
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I got no time, Jack.
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That is Jacques.
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Whatever you say, Jack.
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I'm putting on a
demonstration of my own.
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I'd ask you to come
along, but I don't want
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to give you an
inferiority complex.
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Very interesting example
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of the lower class.
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You're lucky Fonzie
didn't hear you say that...
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Jack.
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Hi, Ralphie.
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Kitty said yes?
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Fellow fencing enthusiasts,
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it gives me great pleasure
to introduce the fencees.
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First, the current
champion of France...
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Jacques Du Bois.
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And now, the current
conference champion,
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winner of three
consecutive titles,
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our very own
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Georgie "Thrust
and Parry" Smith!
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Go, Georgie!
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And, uh, refereeing the
bout will be the president
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of the UWM fencing society.
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You all know him
very well... Fred Brill.
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Yay, Fred!
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Gentlemen, take your places.
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Are you ready?
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- Yes, sir.
- Yes, monsieur.
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En garde!
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Fence.
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Next.
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Why is everything so quiet?
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It's over.
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Oh, you guys are such kidders.
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"It's over." It's...
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It's over.
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Conference champion?
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Yeah.
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No wonder fencing
never caught on over here.
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Yeah. You don't even
have time to buy a hot dog.
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Let's get out of here.
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Is that... is that your best?
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My chambermaid
could've beaten him.
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Well, look, everybody
can have an off day, right?
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I laugh in your face.
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I wouldn't do that
again if I were you.
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- Ha!
- Ha!
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I have not found one worthy
opponent in all of America.
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All right now, watch it. You're
talking about my country.
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Oh, how can you
be proud of a country
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that is made up of nothing
but uncouth peasants?
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You obnoxious wimp!
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"Wimp"?
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Obnoxious wimp.
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Is that bad?
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It's the worst, bucko!
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I have been insulted!
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I have been hurt.
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We shall duel tomorrow.
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2:00. Be here.
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Well, wait a minute. Uh, duel?
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Uh,
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look, I... I got a
little carried away.
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And-and I apologize.
263
00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,078
You're not a-a wimp.
264
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,373
Tr�s bien.
265
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,175
Apology accepted.
266
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,977
The duel is cancelled.
267
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,580
Here, Jacques.
268
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:27,880
I brought you some water.
269
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,717
Merci.
270
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,223
Um, you were very good, Jacques.
271
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,259
How would you like to
come with me to Arnold's
272
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,953
and meet some of my friends?
273
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:38,530
Certainly not, silly child.
274
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,566
"Silly child"?
275
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,999
I was only trying
to be friendly.
276
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,002
I do not have
time to be friendly
277
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,300
with giggling infants.
278
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,580
You had no right
talking to her like that.
279
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,650
That was my sister.
280
00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,064
You were just rude to my sister!
281
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:01,280
Nobody insults my sister
and gets away with it!
282
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:04,050
But I just did.
283
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,250
All right.
284
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,672
Let me borrow this for a second.
285
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:08,818
Of course.
286
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,726
Ooh!
287
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,896
Duel... 2:00 tomorrow.
288
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:18,036
Be here!
289
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,106
Thanks for the glove.
290
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,505
It will be my pleasure
291
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:25,237
to humiliate you in a duel.
292
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:28,280
Yeah, we'll see who
gets humiliated, bucko!
293
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:33,282
You're on thin ice when you're
dueling with Richie Cunningham!
294
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:38,248
Richie Cunningham
doesn't know how to duel.
295
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,897
I'm ready.
296
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,600
Just let me at that
Jacques Du Bois!
297
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,437
I'll be all right.
298
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,943
First, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
fence him up into a corner, see?
299
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:02,105
And then...
300
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,240
Aw.
301
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,577
I-I wonder how you
say "oops" in French?
302
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:11,350
Listen, I think
you'll be just fine,
303
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,188
if you can manage
to hang on to this.
304
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:17,422
Yeah. You know, I just wish
it was basketball season.
305
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,556
Because then I, I could really
show him a thing or two, I...
306
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,262
Well, uh, I'll see you later.
307
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,396
Okay.
308
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:31,274
Might as well bring the
whole sword with me.
309
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:36,181
All right, gather
around everybody!
310
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,842
And get your tickets for
the duel of the century!
311
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,216
It's only moments away.
312
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:44,119
There you go.
313
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,691
There he is!
314
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,316
That's the man.
315
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,019
Don't you want
to see him grovel?
316
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,539
Don't you want to
see him embarrassed
317
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,395
in front of a large
crowd of people?
318
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,364
Chachi.
319
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,264
Rich, the money's
going to charity.
320
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:57,665
Ah.
321
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,003
Okay, everybody,
form the line here.
322
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,768
Don't push. There's
plenty of seats.
323
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:03,933
Hey, Rich.
324
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,636
Aw, Rich, come on, sit down.
325
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:08,646
Have a nice Arnold burger on me.
326
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:09,805
Hey, Fonz!
327
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,287
- Hey, Fonz.
- Fonz.
328
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,412
Hi, Fonz.
329
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,957
In my office, Cunningham.
330
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,099
Fonz, I'm-I'm, I'm
about to fight a duel.
331
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:30,397
In your underwear? In my office.
332
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,528
Thank you.
333
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,936
I'm not a Musketeer.
334
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,875
I'm a Mouseketeer.
335
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,776
All right, conversate with me.
336
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,746
Well, our fencer
was just pathetic.
337
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,875
I mean, Jacques' chambermaid
could've beaten him.
338
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:48,498
So I called Jacques an obnoxious
wimp when he insulted America.
339
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,954
And he slapped
my face with a glove,
340
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,056
but then I apologized.
341
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,310
But then he insulted Joanie.
342
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,792
So I slapped his
face with a glove.
343
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,792
And now we're having
a duel today at 2:00.
344
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:58,227
Well, I'll see you around, Fonz.
345
00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,889
Wait a minute.
346
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,627
Are you telling me that
this guy insulted America?
347
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:03,862
Yeah.
348
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:05,665
This guy insulted Joanie?
349
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:06,805
That's right.
350
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,502
Now I'm mad.
351
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,611
Yeah, I started off mad.
352
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,610
Then I worked my
way up to scared.
353
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,579
- I got to get going.
- Hey, before you go.
354
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:17,740
Yeah, Fonz?
355
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:18,977
Don't.
356
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,984
No, Fonz, I-I just have to.
357
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,120
Let me do it.
358
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,420
I got a black belt in fencing.
359
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,851
No, they-they don't give
a black belt for fencing.
360
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,272
My teacher gave me a black belt.
361
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,891
I got black socks to match.
362
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,796
Well, I... No, no, no.
363
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,334
My-my honor is at stake.
364
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,631
Rich, it ain't your honor.
365
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,034
It's America's honor.
366
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,316
No, I'm the one
who got slapped...
367
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:42,818
I want you to look out
there. What do you see?
368
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,682
I'll tell you what you
see. You see a mountain.
369
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,372
A big mountain. You
know what that is?
370
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,277
I got to go, Fonz. Uh...
371
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:52,510
- It's the Purple Mountain's Majesty.
- Right.
372
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,553
Now, on top of that big
mountain, you see it?
373
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,885
You see the big flagpole
raising up out of that mountain?
374
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,994
You know what's flapping in
the breeze off that flagpole?
375
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,619
Old Glory. Red, white and blue.
376
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,232
Stars and stripes
forever. Do you see it?
377
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,766
I do see it, Fonz. I see it!
378
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,665
Now, who's underneath
that flagpole?
379
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,032
- Who's standing there?
- Who?!
380
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,171
- Joanie.
- Joanie!
381
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,435
That's right!
382
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,636
In all of her American
womanhood and purity.
383
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,155
Don't it give you a
lump in your throat?
384
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,647
- It does, Fonz.
- Yeah.
385
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,046
You see what she's
got in her hands?
386
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,183
I can't quite see it.
387
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:26,549
It's an apple pie.
388
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,279
That's what it's
all about, Fonz!
389
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,465
Well, then give me your clothes!
390
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,650
I'm off to defend America,
391
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,191
Mom and a slice of pie.
392
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:46,978
Don't worry, Rich.
393
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,039
We're all behind you.
394
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:49,235
That's right, Rich.
395
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,367
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
396
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,571
Here's the moment
we've all been waiting for.
397
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,205
First, the greatest
swordsman of all France...
398
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,349
Jacques Du Bois.
399
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,082
And his opponent...
400
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,814
Richie Cunningham!
401
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,461
Thank you. Thank you very much.
402
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,307
And hey, folks, how about
it? Right after the duel,
403
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:13,993
let's all go to Arnold's, huh?
404
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:19,265
All right, ladies and
gentlemen, are you ready?
405
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,101
Duelists to the center.
406
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,799
I'm surprised to see you here.
407
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,912
You show more courage
than intelligence, Cunningham.
408
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,673
Are you ready?
409
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,108
En garde!
410
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,013
Commence dueling!
411
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:39,986
What?!
412
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,559
I knew he could do it!
413
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,793
All right, Rich!
414
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:56,564
At last, a worthy opponent.
415
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,769
You, Richard Cunningham,
416
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,904
are a man of honor.
417
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,710
No, he's not.
418
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:13,085
Richie Cunningham
is no man of honor.
419
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,024
You are you. Who is this?!
420
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,666
Fonz!
421
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,738
The hoodlum.
422
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:30,468
Do you have to keep saying that?
423
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,442
Fonz, look, I'm sorry.
424
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,578
But-but he called Richie
Cunningham a man of honor.
425
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,274
And it's not honorable hiding
up there in the stands, so...
426
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,578
so just give me the foil.
427
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,278
I'm gonna take you on myself.
428
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,420
All right?
429
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:43,979
En garde!
430
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,093
It was my face that was slapped.
431
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:50,094
And the rules state that I have
432
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,562
the right to choose my opponent.
433
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,291
And I choose...
434
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,425
the hoodlum.
435
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,505
Well, rules are rules.
436
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,270
Messieurs...
437
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:07,412
madames?
438
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,037
It appears I am faced
439
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,207
with an, uh, experienced
440
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,342
and worthy swordsman.
441
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,046
How would you
like to see duelling
442
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:19,386
the way it really was
in the olden times?
443
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,321
Uh, do not be afraid, monsieur.
444
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:26,330
I will not injure you.
445
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:27,899
But I will give you a lesson
446
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,265
you will not soon forget.
447
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,230
Hyah!
448
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,238
Merci.
449
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,840
Cute.
450
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,382
You missed.
451
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,827
My jacket.
452
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,959
Sure, Fonz.
453
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:07,568
Yeah.
454
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,335
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
455
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:12,741
We shall duel as my forefathers.
456
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,507
Masks were not worn.
457
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,347
All right, give me
that microphone.
458
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,853
All right, now, listen up.
459
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:26,117
Since my opponent here is, uh...
460
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:28,227
living in another time,
461
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,125
and since he is
the best swordsman
462
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,458
in all of France,
463
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:35,397
and I am the best swordsman
464
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:37,799
everyplace else...
465
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,696
I'll meet his terms.
466
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,638
But if I catch anybody...
467
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:43,970
Dig it, anybody...
468
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,636
Fencing without a mask,
469
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,374
they are nutso and
no friend of mine.
470
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,744
Bring the sabers.
471
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,111
Now, wait a minute, gentlemen.
472
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,917
Now, old or new, this
is still a contest of skills.
473
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,526
Gentlemen, I'd like
to inspect the swords.
474
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:03,185
Oh... Fonz.
475
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,195
All right, good and blunt.
476
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:06,663
Ready, gentlemen?
477
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,627
En garde!
478
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,032
Commence dueling!
479
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:17,869
Ha!
480
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:32,150
I'm very proud
of my family crest!
481
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,090
My family goes
back to Louis XIV.
482
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:38,686
How far back does
your family go?!
483
00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,766
Ellis Island!
484
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:51,335
Aah!
485
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,742
If you win, you have the honor
486
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,973
of wearing my family crest.
487
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,777
What are you proud of?
488
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,578
Paula Petralunga.
489
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:06,418
Sounds fascinating.
490
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,494
If I win...
491
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,789
she is mine... it's a bet?
492
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,290
She ain't mine to give, but
I'll put a good word in for you.
493
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:18,366
Aah!
494
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:24,133
Aah! Oh!
495
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:37,984
Why don't you use
two hands next time?
496
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,352
Aah! Hyah!
497
00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,261
Ooh!
498
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,520
Aah!
499
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,324
Ah-ah, drop it!
500
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:23,695
I want you to say uncle.
501
00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:24,599
"Uncle"?
502
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,763
Uncle... Sam.
503
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,738
Uncle Sam.
504
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,073
You are the better swordsman.
505
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:41,016
And what is more
important... a fine gentleman.
506
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:44,317
You have taught me... humility.
507
00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:45,822
It's the least I could do.
508
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:48,792
I mean, you did give
us the Statue of Liberty.
509
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,396
- All right, Fonz!
- Yeah!
510
00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:56,392
Hey, uh... Jack?
511
00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:57,535
- Fonz?
- Yeah?
512
00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:59,832
His name is Jacques.
513
00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:01,565
Jacques.
514
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,169
You want to join us?
515
00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:10,176
Uh, tell me about this, uh,
516
00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:13,115
Paula Petralunga?
517
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,618
I'll think about it.
518
00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:16,119
Come on, let's go.
519
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:18,247
All right.
520
00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:29,126
Hey, everybody!
521
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,268
- Hey, Fonz.
- Hi, Fonzie.
522
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,066
Now, did Jacques
get off all right?
523
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,673
Oh, yeah, he got
off with a big smile.
524
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,675
Left Milwaukee with a smile,
said thank you to you guys.
525
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,836
I thought he'd be sad.
He said he'd miss us.
526
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,380
Well, he was a little sad,
you know, but he got over it.
527
00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:44,949
I think it was the
ride on my bike.
528
00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:46,962
Well, why did the ride on
the bike make him so happy?
529
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,854
Did you ever ride on my
bike with Paula Petralunga?
530
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,686
Yeah, sure. So?
531
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,589
Over bumps?
532
00:24:55,794 --> 00:24:57,319
Ah!
533
00:24:57,463 --> 00:25:01,264
? These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ?
534
00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:07,569
? Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ?
535
00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:10,232
? There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ?
536
00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:12,811
? It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ?
537
00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:15,346
? Rockin' and
rollin' all week long ?
538
00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:18,007
? These days are ours ?
539
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:20,710
- ? Happy and free ?
- ? Oh, happy days ?
540
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,345
? These days are ours ?
541
00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:25,685
- ? Share them with me ?
- ? Oh, baby ?
542
00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:28,453
? These happy days
are yours and mine ?
543
00:25:28,594 --> 00:25:32,429
? These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ?
544
00:25:33,305 --> 00:26:33,176
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