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Is this a prank?
It's not. I'm doing it.
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Oh, then it's official,
it's not a prank.
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I call-- I asked,
it's not a prank!
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I got Conan.
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It's my friend joking around.
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Ask him when and where.
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Um, when and where?
That's all I need to know.
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Okay, I'll talk to the booker.
Thanks.
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How did you get Conan?
That's great.
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I've just been working on my
stand-up. I wanted to get back.
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I have a relationship with
a lot of the guys over there.
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I felt as though that'd
be a good start to get
back into comedy.
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Why not come back with--
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What's your first joke?
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Yes!
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That's pretty good.
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Uh, I'm gonna do some classics,
like "I've done a lot
of modeling in Serbia."
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Serbia.
I drive a 1996 Toyota Avalon.
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Leather exterior.
I don't live with my mother.
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I live with my sister...
My sister...
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in a condominium owned
by my mother.
owned by my mother.
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So you know these jokes.
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Well, it's pretty easy
to memorize.
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You've been doing it since 1994.
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Ready? One, two, and three...
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Yes!
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( THEME MUSIC PLAYING )
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Enjoy it!
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In many ways, a comeback
is more difficult than the
actual episode itself.
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But I feel I've done that,
through doing Chelsea Lately.
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Doing the Conan Show,
exercising, yoga, therapy.
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All that stuff.
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Yes, I'm doing Conan
coming up, yes.
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So tell me how that is.
How are you preparing for that?
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I have to put a set together.
I have to basically do that.
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I've done stand-up on TV before.
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I've done seven or eight
spots on TV.
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Not for a while. Not for
probably five or six years.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Okay, so you go on Conan,
you crush it.
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Yeah.
Then what happens?
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Maybe somebody sees me and goes,
"That guy's funny.
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"I want him to audition
for a sitcom."
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Or, "That guy's funny,
I want to give him an
opportunity for a TV show."
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Or in a movie.
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I mean, other people have done
it before, so I'm not really
scared of success...
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if that's what--
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I'm sensing some doubt.
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Well, I mean, I can't say the
set's gonna go well until
I do the set.
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You know, I can't go
100 percent, go,
"Yes, I'm gonna crush it."
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Are you second guessing
yourself at all?
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No.
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So, when you see me on there,
what kind of jokes do you want
to see me do?
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You remember any of my bits?
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I probably would if you told me.
I can't tell you off-hand.
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I'll probably talk about how
I went for a swim out
in Venice Beach...
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and I clogged the drain.
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I talked about how I booked...
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another movie.
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I did book another movie, Mom.
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You did?
Yeah, it's an adult video.
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You're supposed to laugh.
All right, that's off the list.
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I didn't-- I didn't laugh
at that.
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Maybe you should get up on stage
and start performing these jokes
for an audience.
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Well, I've been getting up, I've
been going to the youth hostel.
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I've been going to the
Comedy Store.
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I've been going to Vancouver.
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I've been going all over,
trying to get my stuff down.
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Do they laugh at all these
jokes?
No.
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Help me out, please.
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Unbelievable!
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I mean, last night, I'm getting
laughs, tonight you're playing
hardball with me.
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I-- I get frustrated, then they
laugh at my frustration.
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Stay with me and give me a
chuckle based on cadence alone.
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It takes time just to get used
to my beats and my patterns.
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It would have been better if you
saw what I was trying to do...
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but you're bullying me, like
they did at Reseda High School.
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I fought a Crip in 1987.
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I pulled her hair.
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You're doing good... on
frustration.
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Yeah, I'm the frustration
comedian.
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I like that.
You like that?
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That's funny.
Will Conan like it?
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I don't know.
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You think I'm gonna
do okay on this show?
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It seems like I might not
be doing all right.
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No, you'll be doing all right
if you get some jokes.
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Okay, this is part
of the process.
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Having your mom tell you
that you're not funny.
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And you need jokes, and you're
gonna bomb on the Conan Show.
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I didn't--
Thank you.
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I didn't say all that,
but that is funny.
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Just chuckle.
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[BLEEP], comedy's hard.
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Just get some more jokes.
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I get lonely, sometimes I go
down to the batting cage.
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Yeah.
Just to play catch.
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Yeah, that's funny, too.
Okay, good.
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Two out of seven, not bad.
Yeah, yeah.
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And I better have some new ones
by the time April rolls around.
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Am I decent looking? Yes,
I've done a lot of modeling
in Pakistan.
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I'm currently on the cover
of Camel Beat.
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Put your hands together right
now for Brody Stevens.
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Very intense,
I get B.O. in the shower.
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This is what's important
to me right now!
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This set at this very moment.
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Positive energy turned into
pushing and it turned
into believing.
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And it's push and believe right
now, that's where I'm at,
I push and I believe.
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I work out, I bench pressed
250 pounds recently...
at Curves.
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Steven Brody, Steven Brody,
Steven Brody.
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43,000 followers on Twitter,
unbelievable numbers.
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And you just go for it,
and you trust your instincts.
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That's commitment.
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That's positivity.
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TBS, The Brody Stevens,
preparing to do Conan.
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Do your friends think I'm funny?
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Do my friends think you're
funny?
Yeah.
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Yes and no.
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Why no? How dare they?
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It's the same thing I think.
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I think
you're funny up to a point...
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and then I don't
get the comedy after that.
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What?
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I'm funny up to a point.
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Well, and then sometimes
you go over the edge.
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That's what comedy is all about,
going over the edge.
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Pushing it to another level.
So this is your deal here.
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Um, you didn't do this
when we were growing up.
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You were more into--
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Well, I didn't do the beading
when we were growing up.
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Yes, you did, you did do
beating, you beat me.
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That's true, but you
deserved it... occasionally.
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Stephanie, I was a good brother.
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You were, for the most part.
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You know I'm
in The Hangover, right?
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You are?
Yeah.
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I didn't see that movie.
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Hangover 1, Hangover 2,
Due Date, cut out
of Funny People.
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Is this the kind of stuff that
we may see at a department store
one day?
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No.
Stephanie, you gotta
get out there...
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I mean, do you want
to make more money?
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Do you want to be known?
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Well, that's probably not
exactly the title I would be
looking for, but--
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What's your title?
What do you go by?
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No?
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I'm telling you, you could
really be making some
good money...
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and you don't need to be stuck
in Mom's condo anymore.
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I think you can...
with the jewelry.
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That's a lot of jewelry sets.
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Yes, if you're just joining us,
I'm Steven Brody Stevens.
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This is the Steven Brody Stevens
Sister Collection.
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I'm here with my co-host, Sonya.
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This is stuff handcrafted
by my sister Stephanie.
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We've got bracelets.
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We've got-- we've got bracelets.
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We've got-- what are these
called?
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MAN (O.S.):
Um...
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The turquoise is what gets me.
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I'm always pulled in
to the turquoise.
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A lot of people think
turquoise...
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glows in the dark, it may.
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Right.
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If I'm going hiking
in the woods late at night...
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you don't need reflectors.
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You got turquoise as you're
walking the streets at night.
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You don't want to be hit
by a car.
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People on the freeway used to...
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go, "Hey, I see you...
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"and I like you."
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You're like
a deer in the headlights.
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If you see this, you stop.
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That's right,
the important thing about it...
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it's a way to attract truckers.
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My family is from the southwest.
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We were the pioneering
Jews of New Mexico.
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Can you imagine if this was
selling at truck stops?
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This is Phoenix...
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Tucson, New Mexico...
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El Paso, Texas. I mean...
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just look how beautiful...
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it is on the body.
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This is elegant.
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This is something that's gonna..
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help you attract a mate.
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And you're not gonna die alone.
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Hmm.
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Does your sister wear this line?
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Uh, I don't ' know,
I haven't really noticed.
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The Stephanie Sister
Collection jewelry.
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Necklaces, wristbands...
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earrings, Sonya. Yes!
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Order now.
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Operators are standing by.
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BRODY (O.S.):
Yes! Feeling good about myself.
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Positive energy always wins.
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Conan's a cakewalk compared
to what I've been through
in stand-up.
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It's easy.
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A year ago today, I was at South
by Southwest defending myself.
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I'm doing my thing, I got good
rapport with the crowd...
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a small nucleus,
maybe 20 percent of them.
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That's not a good ratio.
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You're saying it like
you're bragging about it.
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Yeah, I connect with 20 percent.
What's wrong with that?
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So connected with 20 percent
of the audience...
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and as the afternoon moved on,
they would walk in and go...
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"What's going on? This guy
is being different and we
don't get it."
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and this one guy,
who was like a stoner-type...
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a hesher type if you will...
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came up to me. I go,
"Hey, how are you doing?
Are you in a band?"
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He goes, "You suck, this guy
[BLEEP] sucks. This dude's
not funny."
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Talking about me, pointing
to me, and I kept going.
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I didn't get mad at that point.
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I let him say that.
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What did the crowd do?
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They cheered.
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And then about five minutes
later, I'm talking to the crowd
off on the side of the stage.
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The same guy comes up
from behind me and rips
the mic out of my hands...
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throws it across the room,
nearly hitting a couple people.
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Unbelievable vandalism
right there.
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He should be written
up for that... a citation.
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And then walks off like
nothing happens.
( ZACH LAUGHS )
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So, I followed him
down a hallway...
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because he walked away like...
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"This guy ain't gonna do
anything. He's just a pussy
comedian."
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Sorry, buddy.
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I play baseball.
I work out.
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Kettlebells, cardio, confidence.
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South by Southwest, Brody,
you got it, I'm there doing
a good job.
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I charged him like a UFC
fighter, mixed martial arts...
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throwing elbows, throwing knees,
front-kicking.
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And then from behind me,
I start getting punched.
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I thought it was his friend,
but it was the bouncer.
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They broke us up and then
I said I want more.
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I took my tambourine and
I threw it at the guy
with passion and purpose...
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like when I was pitching.
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The Three Ps: Passion, passion--
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Pitching, pressure, powerful,
passion, punching.
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You shouldn't have d--
bottom line, he was wrong.
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How did the tambourine move,
though, how did that work?
240
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That was more of a throw.
241
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But how did you throw the
tambourine?
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You know-- you know
how to throw a tambourine.
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Right.
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So, yeah, that was a year ago.
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From South by Southwest,
getting attacked, now
I'm on Conan O'Brien.
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I am going places.
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Hello?
Hi.
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Oh, hi, Stephanie.
Hello.
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Great to see you.
Great to see you.
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Come on in.
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Are you nervous about today?
Tonight with Conan?
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A little bit, I'm nervous
in a sense that they may
not get me...
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or they may not like me
or I'll mess up,
but you know what?
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That's just normal...
Right.
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thoughts that probably all
comedians go through.
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You know, Mom's happy,
look at her, she's smiling.
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She's excited.
She's seen her two children.
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Sitting six inches apart.
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Sitting six inches apart
on a made air mattress.
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STEPHANIE (O.S.):
Did you ever think
you'd see this day?
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No, I didn't.
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CAMERA (O.S.)
Why?
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Because they're always
so far apart.
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So, um, in honor of your taping
of Conan...
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so I made you like
a little good-luck bracelet.
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You did?
I did.
267
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So, it's one of these ones that
pulls, so you want to try it on?
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Yeah.
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But I don't know if you'll
need to take your hospital
bracelet off.
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00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,156
I want to take off
the hospital bracelet.
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I've been waiting to cut it off.
272
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Yeah, why do you still
have it on?
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Ah, just a reminder
of where I was at.
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Why do you want to be
reminded all the time?
275
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Just remind-- reminds me
of what I went through.
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Let's cut this thing off,
Stephanie. Mom, we're doing it.
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Okay, good.
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We are doing it.
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Well, this is--
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It's kind of like not working.
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You have to have leverage
with one full hand.
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Just don't cut the br--
you're gonna cut the--
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Stephanie, I know that.
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Mazel tov.
Good, good.
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It's off.
All right, that's good.
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Not there anymore.
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Short sleeves on Conan,
let's do this.
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( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING )
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Little nervous, it's a different
audience, it's a different set.
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It's a different vibe,
it's a different night.
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You know, my kind of set
is different.
292
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My kind of set moves in and out.
293
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Sometimes it doesn't work.
294
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You have to pick yourself up
and push through.
295
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Feel those moments
of hurt almost.
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It's their fault.
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Good luck. Break a leg.
Thank you, Stephanie.
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Good luck.
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I will break my legs.
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My next guest
is a talented comedian...
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who's been seen in films such
as The Hangover and The Hangover
Part 2.
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Please welcome the very
funny Brody Stevens.
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( BAND PLAYING )
( AUDIENCE CHEERING )
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00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,995
Thank you, thank you very much.
305
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:36,871
I know many of you are trying
to figure out where I was
in The Hangover.
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I was not the monkey.
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BRODY (O.S.):
People, give me something,
I'm telling you...
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I'm from the Valley.
818 'til I die. Yes!
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Positive energy, feeling good.
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Very intense, I get B.O. in the
shower.
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Sensitive skin, at night
I wear moon block.
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Guys, great news,
I booked another movie.
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Uh, it's an adult video
out in Chatsworth.
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Doing a solo scene
on a yoga mat.
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BRODY (O.S.):
If you hear laughs there...
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join in over there.
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Let's get this thing going.
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I've done table reads
on this lot.
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I'm doing well,
I'm getting laughs.
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Many of you are DVR-ing this,
it's positive.
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00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,593
Uh, but I get lonely, you know.
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Sometimes I go down
to the batting cage,
just to play catch.
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A lot of people say, "Brody,
you live with your mother."
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BRODY (O.S.):
And I don't live with my mother,
that's a lie.
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00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:51,709
I live with my sister, in a
condominium owned by my mother.
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My sister was abusive,
she beat me up, true story.
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Growing up, she beat me up.
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She spit on me,
threw keys at me...
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beat me with a pan, and you're
saying, "Brody, what beatings
hurt the most?"
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The beatings with the keys.
Yeah. Why, you ask?
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Because my sister was a janitor.
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BRODY (O.S.):
That's a lot of keys.
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Guys, thank you very much,
I had a great time.
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Positive energy. Yes!
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Very funny! Thanks-
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00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,341
I'm back, I did it.
Yay! You did great!
337
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,507
You did great.
That was good.
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00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,145
I did it.
Yeah, you did great.
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00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,350
That was good.
You did great. Really!
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00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,952
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
341
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,753
It feels good to be over with.
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00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:36,015
Yeah, you did great.
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00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:39,263
Really. You got laughs.
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00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,632
Conan was nice at the end.
345
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,930
What did he say at the end?
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00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,601
Good job, really good job.
347
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:47,927
You know, it's not like I go
out every night and have
rocking sets.
348
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:51,667
You know, I have hard
times a lot of the time.
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00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:56,144
My life was in shambles and then
I got it back together...
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00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:59,753
with the help of my mom, my
sister, my friends, therapy...
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00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,719
and I said I want
to get back on TV.
352
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:06,019
I want to prove to myself
I can do comedy.
353
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,752
Now I'm already thinking,
what's the next thing?
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00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,317
CAMERA (O.S.):
What is the next thing?
355
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,157
I don't know what the next thing
is to be honest with you.
356
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:15,359
I just kind of wanna sit back
and enjoy that I did a good job.
357
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,495
I stepped up to the plate...
358
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you know, and knocked it
out of the ballpark.
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( CROWD APPLAUDS )
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00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:21,633
Very funny.
Thank you, Conan.
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00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,498
Positive energy.
Positive energy. Yes!
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00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,507
Brody Stevens,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Thank you.
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00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,451
Yes, it is a game changer.
365
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:41,421
Will my Conan spot give Todd
Phillips the confidence to book
me in Hangover 3?
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That's the question.
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00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,693
CAMERAS (O.S.):
You know, Conan O'Brien
just said positive energy.
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00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,325
I know.
On air.
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00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,660
Yeah, positive energy, yes!
370
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:53,496
Yes, Conan O'Brien
buying into it.
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00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,743
I mean, honestly, I didn't think
it was gonna go that well.
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00:18:55,768 --> 00:19:00,808
I thought I'd do
either real bad or okay.
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STEPHANIE (O.S.):
That's not positive energy.
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I know. I know it's not
positive energy.
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00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,877
Real bad, but who cares?
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00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,823
You know, I put my work in,
like I said.
377
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,818
You know, at the very least,
no matter how I feel.
378
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,890
I feel like I'm not
connecting with you guys.
379
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,719
Shame on you for trying
to bring me down.
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00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,725
I'm funny, I'm funnier
than my material.
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00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,558
And thank you to my mother,
this was for you...
382
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:25,304
and for all the hot chicks
who said no to me,
I've made it.
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00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,732
Enjoy it! Yes!
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00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,497
It's Brody overlooking
the Valley.
385
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:33,606
Hey, Valley, it's Brody
and I'm doing wonderful.
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00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,310
You help me. I help you.
387
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:39,512
I was at the bottom of the hill
and I climbed back up...
388
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:42,276
and I see that I went
through a lot of problems...
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00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,585
but I didn't quit,
I grabbed on to branches...
390
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:49,818
to shrubbery, to animals, to
rocks, pulling me up saying...
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00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,956
"Yes! We can do this. Let me
inspire you."
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00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:56,402
The bone is strongest
where it was once fractured.
393
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,469
I'm eating apples.
I'm eating bananas.
394
00:19:58,498 --> 00:19:59,898
I'm drinking a lot of water.
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00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,702
I only do two cups
of coffee a day.
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00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,465
I've got a resume.
I've got a website.
( SCOOTER HORN BEEPS )
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00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,965
I've got e-mail.
I've got Gmail.
( BEEPING CONTINUES )
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00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,237
Zach! Come on, man!
Let's go.
399
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:13,607
I'm at my point now where
I really connect and bring
them in.
400
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,946
It's all about you,
all about Zach.
401
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:16,982
No, no, it's not.
402
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,486
You get the helmet.
What do I get?
403
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,548
Where to?
404
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,816
UCLA Psych Ward.
405
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,794
You ready?
I have to see someone.
406
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,963
You read everybody's mind.
407
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,951
they found this head
in the park in a paper bag...
408
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,280
and Mom hadn't heard
from you for two days.
409
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:51,647
So, you really thought
for a second--
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00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,224
I didn't.
She wasn't sure.
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00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,186
She asked me what park you went
to, I said I don't know.
It crossed my mind.
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00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,791
Of my head being in a paper bag.
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00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:58,494
Oh, great.
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