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Professional tennis--
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l don't understand the shushing.
Why are they always shushing?
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Don't the players know
that we're there?
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Should we duck behind the seats
so they don't see us watching them?
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To me, tennis is basically
just Ping-Pong...
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...and the players
are standing on the table.
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That's all it is.
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And that goofy scoring.
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You win one point, all of a sudden
you're up by 1 5.
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Two points, 30-love. 30-love.
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Sounds like an English call girl.
''That'll be 30, love.
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And could you be a little quieter
next time, please?''
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Are these seats unbelievable,
or what?
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-Hey, where's the sunblock?
-Here.
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Twenty-five? You don't have
anything higher?
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-What, are you on Mercury?
-l need higher.
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This has PABA in it.
l need PABA-free.
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-You got a problem with PABA?
-l have a problem with PABA.
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-You don't even know what PABA is.
-l know enough to stay away from it.
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Thirty-love.
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-So you going to Todd's party?
-lf somebody else drives. You going?
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-Gwen really wants to go.
-You're bringing a date to a party?
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No good?
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A party's a bad date situation.
lt doesn't matter who you're with.
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You could be with J. Edgar Hoover.
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You don't wanna sit and talk with
Hoover all night. You want to circulate.
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Why'd you pick Hoover?
ls he that interesting to talk to?
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Well, with the law enforcement
and the cross-dressing...
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...seems like an interesting guy.
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Yeah, l guess.
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What can l do?
l gotta take her with me.
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Todd introduced us. l'm obligated.
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That woman is absolutely stunning.
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-Who, the Croat?
-No, not the Croat. The lineswoman.
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That is the most beautiful lineswoman
l've ever seen.
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Yeah, she's a BL.
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-BL?
-Beautiful lineswoman.
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l'm gonna go to the concession stand
to get some real sunblock.
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You want anything? Jerry?
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Jerry?
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You know, l just heard
the Lexington line is out.
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You are kidding me. How am l
supposed to get to this meeting?
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Take a car service.
We have an account.
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No, forget it. l hate those.
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Every time l've taken one,
the driver will not stop talking to me.
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No matter how disinterested l seem,
he just keeps yakking away.
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Why does everything have
to have a social component?
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See, the stagecoach. Now, that
would've been a good situation for me.
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l'm in the coach, and the driver's
way up there on the stage.
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You're not gonna get a cab now,
4:30 on a Friday afternoon.
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Bring a magazine.
Keep your head down.
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Yeah, l guess that could work.
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And that is it.Match to Ms. Natalia Baudone.
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Coming up next, men's singles.
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But for now, let's stop and look atour beautiful tennis-center backdrop.
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Hey!
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There's George.
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Holy cow. It's a scorcher.
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Boy, I bet you that guycould cover a lot of court.
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Hey, buddy, they got a newinvention. It's called a napkin.
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Well, we'll take a station breakand continue with more action.
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Dag Hammarskjold Plaza, huh?
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Pendant Publishing,
that's books, right?
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Miss?
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-Pardon me?
-Books. That's what you do?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, l don't read much myself.
Well, you know, besides the paper.
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Yeah, a lot of people read to relax.
Not me.
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You know what l do?
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You know, l'm having a lot of trouble
hearing you back here, so....
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l said, you know what l do
when l want to relax?
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The jumble.
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Hey, do you make a book
of jumbles?
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l'm gonna have to be
honest with you.
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l'm going deaf.
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-Going deaf?
-What?
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Oh, l.... l'm sorry.
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lt can be very frustrating.
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Hey, what about a hearing aid?
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Am l fearing AlDS? Oh, yeah, sure.
Who isn't?
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But, you know,
you gotta live your life.
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No, no, no. l said--
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Forget it.
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l can't take my eyes
off this lineswoman.
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The woman is absolutely
mesmerizing.
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-Boy, you are really smitten.
-l gotta talk to her.
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-What do you think?
-Cold?
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How you gonna do that?
You're not one of those guys.
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l'll psych myself into it like those
people that walk across the hot coals.
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But they're not mocked and humiliated
when they get to the other side.
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l have to. l won't be able
to live with myself.
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Wait. Jerry, there's
a bigger issue here.
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lf you go through that wall
and become one of those guys...
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...l'll be left here on this side.
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-Take me with you.
-l can't.
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What are you gonna say?
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l don't know. ''Hi.''
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You think you're going
to the other side with ''hi''?
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You're not gonna make it.
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-Base to 92, come in.
-Yeah, this is 92.
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Yeah, after this, go backto the city for a 6:00 pickup.
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Rightio.
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7 49 Bleeker.The party's Hanks. Tom Hanks.
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Tom Hanks?
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After me, you're picking up
Tom Hanks? l love him.
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So l guess your hearing
goes in and out, huh?
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-Yeah. Yes, it--
-Yeah, you know what l think?
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l think you made
that whole thing up.
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-No, no. l--
-Yeah, yeah. l know your type.
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You're too good to make conversation
with someone like me.
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Oh, God forbid you
could discuss the jumbles.
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But to go so far as to pretend
you're almost deaf?
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l mean, that is
truly disgusting, miss.
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And Mr. Tom Hanks--
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May l say he, too, would be
disgusted by your behavior.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, that's nice.
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That's right, ignore me.
That's real polite.
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Yeah, nobody's even talking to you.
Oh, you're a big lineswoman.
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Oh, like that's some kind
of a cool job. l know your type.
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Think you're too good for everyone.
But it's women like you--
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Oh, well-- What, are you deaf?
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Bingo.
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-And you're saying she's deaf?
-l'm not saying she's deaf. She's deaf.
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-Can't hear a thing.
-Can't hear a thing.
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-You're gonna go out with her?
-lsn't that something?
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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-Yeah, you know, l know how to sign.
-Really?
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When l was 8, l had a deaf cousin
who lived with us for about a year.
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Of course, you know, l haven't
been able to do it in a while.
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What is this about?
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l met this deaf lineswoman
at the tennis match.
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You are kidding. That is amazing.
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l just took a car service from work.
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To get the driver not to talk to me,
l pretended l was going deaf.
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-Good plan.
-lt didn't work. He caught me hearing.
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All right. lt's terrible,
but l'm not terrible.
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-No.
-No.
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No. When l shoo squirrels away,
l always say, ''Get out of here.''
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l never, ever throw things at them
and try to injure them...
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-...like other people.
-That's nice.
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Yeah. And when l see freaks in the
street, l never, ever stare at them.
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And yet l'm careful
not to look away.
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See, because l wanna make
the freaks feel comfortable.
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-That's nice for the freaks.
-Yeah.
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l don't pouf my hair when l go
to the movies...
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...so people behind me can see.
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l gotta make it up to this guy.
l won't be able to live with myself.
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-What can l do?
-Why don't you get him some tickets.
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-Your friend works at a ticket agency.
-Yeah. Pete.
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-He can get you tickets to something.
-Really?
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Like a rock concert.
Whatever you like.
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-Oh, great. Thanks, Kramer.
-Yeah. You got it.
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Hey, Jerry, do me a favor.
Next time you see that lineswoman...
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...ask her how those ball boys
get those jobs.
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l would love to be able to do that.
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l think perhaps you've overlooked
one of the key aspects of this activity.
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lt's ball boys, not ball men.
There are no ball men.
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l think he's right.
l've never seen a ball man.
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-Well, there ought to be ball men.
-All right, l'll talk to her.
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You wanna be a ball man, go ahead.
Break the ball barrier. Hey!
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A friend of mine from work said
she saw George at the tennis match...
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-...on TV yesterday.
-Yeah. Yeah, me too.
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He was at the snack bar
eating a hot fudge sundae.
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He had it all over his face.
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He's wearing that chocolate
on his face like a beard.
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And they got in there
really nice and tight, and he's:
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-l'm sorry, George.
-But...
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...l don't understand.
Things were going so great.
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What happened?
Something must've happened.
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lt's not you. lt's me.
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You're giving me
the ''it's not you, it's me'' routine?
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l invented ''it's not you, it's me.''
Nobody tells me it's them, not me.
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-lf it's anybody, it's me.
-All right.
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-George, it's you.
-You are damn right it's me.
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-l was just trying to--
-l know what you were trying to do.
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-Nobody does it better than me.
-l'm sure you do it very well.
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Yes, well, unfortunately, you'll never
get the chance to find out.
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-But l thought things were going great.
-Yeah, so did l.
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-Did she say why?
-No.
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She tried to give me
the ''it's not you, it's me'' routine.
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-But that's your routine.
-Yeah.
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Well, apparently word's out.
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Hey. Hey, Georgie,
l saw you on TV yesterday.
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Really? At the tennis match?
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Yeah. You were at the snack bar
eating the hot fudge sundae.
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Get out of here.
l didn't see any cameras there.
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Oh, the camera was...there.
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And the announcers, they made
a couple of cracks about you.
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Cracks?
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What were they saying?
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That you had ice cream
all over your face.
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They were talking about
how funny you looked.
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Oh, my God. Maybe Gwen saw it.
Maybe that's what did it.
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Well, l'll tell you,
it wasn't a pretty sight.
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She must've seen me
eating it on TV.
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She sees you with hot fudge
on your face and ends it?
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-You think she'd be that superficial?
-Why not? l would be.
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Hello? Oh, hi, Dad.
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You saw him?
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Really, with the ice cream?
All right, l'll talk to you later. Bye.
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-Your parents saw me on TV?
-Yeah.
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This is a nightmare.
Kramer, how long was l on?
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lt felt like eight seconds.
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One-1 000. Two-1 000.
Three-1 000--
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l heard you really inhaled that thing.
Did anyone tape it?
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Can we move on?
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-What?
-He thinks Gwen broke up with him...
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...because she saw him
eating the ice cream on TV.
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Come on. lf she's that superficial,
you don't want her.
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Yes, l do.
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l guess you're not going
to Todd's party on Friday.
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Well, l can't now.
Gwen's gonna be there.
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She should be the one
that shouldn't go.
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lf a couple breaks up with plans to go
to a neutral place, who withdraws?
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-What's the etiquette?
-Excellent question.
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l mean, l think she should withdraw.
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She's the breaker. He's the breakee.
He needs to get on with his life.
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-l beg to differ.
-Really?
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He's the loser.
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She's the victor. To the victor
belong the spoils.
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Well, l don't care.
l don't want to go anyway.
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l don't wanna fight that traffic
on Friday.
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We can take my office's car service.
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-Really?
-Yeah. They don't know.
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-All right. l'll see you later.
-Okay.
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-Hey, Georgie, you coming?
-Yeah.
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''To the victor go the spoils.''
231
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:40,086
What are you doing tonight?
232
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:43,592
l got a date with Laura,
the lineswoman.
233
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,294
Why?
234
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:52,632
-What are you doing?
-l was just gonna wander the streets.
235
00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:56,332
l don't want to tag along with you
or anything.
236
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,608
You wanted to come with us?
237
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,211
Jerry, please.
238
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,407
lt's very nice, but....
239
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:07,711
Where would we be going?
240
00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:15,952
So l've got ice cream all over my face.
There were no napkins there.
241
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:19,154
Whoever is responsible for stocking
that concession stand...
242
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:20,855
...cost me a relationship.
243
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,194
-They never have napkins there.
-Let's get the check.
244
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:30,297
ls this considered signing? Do you
do this when you ask for the check?
245
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,809
Really? l know a sign.
That's my first sign.
246
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,684
That couple is breaking up.
247
00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,050
They're breaking up?
248
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,486
-How do you know?
-She reads lips.
249
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,388
What are they saying now?
250
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:52,758
''lt's not you. lt's me.''
251
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,263
Oh, my God.
252
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:02,771
l just had a great idea.
253
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:07,202
She could come to the party tomorrow
and read Gwen's lips for me.
254
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,679
What?
255
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,677
We bring her to the party...
256
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:17,322
...and she tells me what Gwen
is saying about me.
257
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,825
She's not a novelty act, George...
258
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:24,588
...that you hire out for weddings
and bar mitzvahs.
259
00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:28,426
Look, it's a skill, just like juggling.
260
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,434
She probably enjoys showing it off.
261
00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:37,599
l don't know, George.
l'm not sure about this.
262
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,171
Would you ask her? Just ask her.
263
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,846
-lf she says no, case closed.
-All right.
264
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:53,554
-Laura, George was wondering if--
-Sure. l'll do it.
265
00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:59,224
-So l really had a good time.
-Yeah, me too.
266
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,923
-Wanna go to the party on Friday?
-Yeah.
267
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,160
All right, we're taking a car service.
268
00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:06,361
So we'll swing by and pick you up.
269
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:09,566
How about 6?
270
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,733
Six is good.
271
00:15:12,811 --> 00:15:15,302
You got a problem with 6?
272
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,978
What? What?
273
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,025
Okay, listen up, people.
274
00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:31,424
There are plenty of you here,
but we've only got two spots to fill.
275
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,087
So good luck.
276
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:37,361
Hey, pops, isn't there a better way
to spend your twilight years?
277
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:40,995
Well, l may be old, but l'm spry.
278
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:46,041
The tryout lasts three and a half
to four hours.
279
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:49,044
-Are you up for it?
-Oh, l'll be up for it, punk.
280
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:09,293
See, l was saying ''six,''
but she thought l was saying ''sex.''
281
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,197
We straightened
the whole thing out.
282
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,463
-She confused ''six'' with ''sex''?
-Yeah.
283
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:17,308
lf she can't tell ''six'' from ''sex,'' how's
she gonna lip read across a room?
284
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:21,207
-''Six'' and ''sex'' are close.
-lt's two completely different sounds:
285
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:22,870
And:
286
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,014
lt seems like a problem.
287
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:29,245
Well, l'm not dating
any other deaf women.
288
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,756
Hey, guess who's gonna be
the new ball man for the finals?
289
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,085
-You're kidding.
-Yeah.
290
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:37,160
They said they never saw anybody
go after balls with such gusto.
291
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,957
-When is that car service coming?
-Five minutes.
292
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:43,226
lt's gonna pick us up, then Elaine.
Laura's gonna meet us there.
293
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:46,838
lf this lip-reading thing works tonight,
you know how incredible it'll be?
294
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,237
-lt's like having Superman for a friend.
-l know. lt's like x-ray vision.
295
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:54,436
lf we could just harness this power
and use it for our own personal gain...
296
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:56,877
-...there'd be no stopping us.
-Hey, hey, hey.
297
00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:00,576
l hear you got some lip reader
working for you. Let me use her once.
298
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,311
-Can't do it, Newman.
-But, Jerry...
299
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,615
...we got this new supervisor
at the post office.
300
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,190
He's working behind glass.
They're talking about me.
301
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,726
They're gonna transfer me. l know it!
Two hours. Give me two hours.
302
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:12,955
lt's not gonna happen!
303
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:16,901
All right. All right.
All right, you go ahead.
304
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,061
You go ahead. You keep it secret.
But you remember this:
305
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:25,871
When you control the mail,
you control information.
306
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,472
Just pull over right by
that stop sign.
307
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:33,311
-Pardon me, sir?
-l said, pull over by the stop sign.
308
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:38,081
Oh, sorry. You'll have to forgive me.
l can't hear a damn thing.
309
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:40,623
Went to a rock concert
last night at the Garden.
310
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,220
My seats were right up
against the speaker.
311
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:47,456
lt's a heavy metal group,
Metalli-something.
312
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:48,622
Ca.
313
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,462
-What?
-Ca.
314
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,070
My ears are still ringing.
315
00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:56,902
Some woman's idea of a joke.
316
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:01,139
-Hey.
-Hi.
317
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,080
-Get out. Get out!
-We'll never get there.
318
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,239
-Go on!
-Okay.
319
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,216
Hey! Shut the door.
320
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:19,261
The whole idea of the car service
was so l wouldn't have to fight traffic.
321
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,726
l know, l'm late. Hey,
now l know two signs.
322
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,870
''Check'' and ''late.''
323
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:29,064
Hey, this is my friend you helped
become the first ball man.
324
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:30,538
Congratulations.
325
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,310
She doesn't know
what she's talking about.
326
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,954
Guys, you made it.
327
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:47,920
-Hey.
-Hey, buddy.
328
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:51,119
-Hey, Todd.
-Sorry to hear about Gwen.
329
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,163
Why, did she say something
about why she broke up with me?
330
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,063
No. Tonight will be the first chance
l've had to talk to her.
331
00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:58,733
Really?
332
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,963
Look, George,
l'm friends with both of you...
333
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:05,543
...but l can't betray her confidence
by telling you anything.
334
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:10,114
l wouldn't hear of it, Todd.
lt's none of my business.
335
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:13,376
But you should try and find out
everything you possibly can.
336
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:17,352
ln fact, l'll even stay all the way
over on the other side of the room...
337
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:21,152
...just so there's no chance
of me overhearing anything.
338
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:24,489
-You are so centered.
-Hey.
339
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,494
l've grown up.
340
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,793
Oh, my God. There she is.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
341
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,400
-Let's go, let's go. Get in position.
-What?
342
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,868
All right, all right.
What are they saying?
343
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:41,071
-''Hi, Gwen.'' ''Hi, Tide.''
-High tide?
344
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,373
''Hi, Todd.''
345
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,413
''You got something
between your teeth.''
346
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,519
-Where?
-No, that's what he said.
347
00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:53,083
''That's interesting. l love carrots,
but l hate carrot soup.
348
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:56,618
And l hate peas,
but l love pea soup.''
349
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,355
-So do l.
-This is so wild.
350
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,362
Can l borrow her
for a few hours tomorrow?
351
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,398
No. Then l'd have to lend her
to everybody.
352
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,336
l don't envy you, Todd.
This place is gonna be a mess.
353
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:10,202
Maybe you can stick around,
and we can sweep together.
354
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,776
''Why don't you stick around,
and we can sleep together.''
355
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,141
-What?
-''You want me to sleep with you?''
356
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:19,284
-l don't wanna sweep alone.
-He says, ''l don't wanna sleep alone.''
357
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:22,784
And she says-- Oh, boy.
''Love to.''
358
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,786
All right, that's it.
359
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,888
You get rid of me, now the two
of you are gonna sleep together?
360
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,393
-What? You're crazy.
-''What? You're crazy.''
361
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,555
-l heard your whole conversation.
-How?
362
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,994
-''How?''
-l can read lips.
363
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:41,970
-You said, ''Let's sleep together.''
-No, l didn't. l said ''sweep.''
364
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,438
Let's sweep together,
like with a broom.
365
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:45,804
-Cleaning up.
-''Cleaning up.''
366
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,206
Sweep?
367
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:48,971
-Yes. Sweep.
-''Yes. Sweep.''
368
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:50,637
-Cut it.
-George says, ''Cut it.''
369
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:51,840
-Cut it.
-George says--
370
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,645
Cut it. Would you stop signing?!
371
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,015
-What?
-They said ''sweep together,'' idiots.
372
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,157
Not ''sleep together.''
373
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,917
Look, l know how to sign.
374
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,427
My eye! My eye!
375
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:10,426
This is really amazing, getting to see
Monica Seles play in the finals.
376
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,469
l know. And in the first tournament
of her comeback.
377
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:35,290
Thus ends the great
ball man experiment.
378
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,972
-You with the tennis center?
-Yeah.
379
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:51,304
Hey, how about that ball man
injuring Monica Seles?
380
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:54,639
-Wasn't that something?
-l'm deaf.
381
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:10,792
l've always been a big fan
of the little check move, you know?
382
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,461
''Can l get the check? The check.''
383
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:17,466
Unless the waiter's not too sharp.
Then you gotta total it up.
384
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:18,898
''I want the check. ''
385
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,600
They come over,
''Do you want the check?''
386
00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:24,708
''No, l want to be pen pals.
Can't you see what l'm doing here?
387
00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:28,243
l'm trying to be cool
and impress people.''
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