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I was reading about this jellyfish
that never dies.
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Instead it reverts to its asexual state
and then grows up again.
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We thought my 90-year-old grandfather
had reverted to an asexual state...
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but the lawsuit from his Jamaican
caregiver proved us all wrong.
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My point is, immortality is not only
a possibility, it is real.
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Only if you're this jellyfish,
which periodically...
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reverts to a mass
of undifferentiated protoplasm.
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If I could keep my Gmail account,
I'd be okay with that.
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- Hello, fellas.
- Hey, buddy.
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- How are you?
- Remember we were trying to figure out...
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what that smell coming from
Professor Tupperman's office was?
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- Yeah.
- Turns out it was Tupperman.
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Dead at his desk for two weeks.
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- Terrible.
- Oh, my God.
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In lieu of flowers,
the department chair is asking...
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that everyone donate a bottle
of Febreze.
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If we're going to change the topic
from jellyfish...
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I'd be okay with brine shrimp
or the history of the unicycle.
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Show a little compassion. The man died.
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And turned into a puddle of goo.
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Now, we can either sit around
and cry over spilt professor...
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or we can rejoice in the knowledge
that a tenured position has just opened up.
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I choose to do the latter.
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Excuse me,
the whole tenure system is ridiculous.
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A guaranteed job for life only encourages
the faculty to become complacent.
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If we really want science to advance...
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people should have chips
implanted in their skulls...
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that explode
when they say something stupid.
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Well, I believe people do their best work
when they feel safe and secure.
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If you need my nose,
you'll find it firmly lodged...
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up the rectum of the tenure committee.
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You PhDs gonna go suck up like Kripke?
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No. I mean, I'll apply, but I'm not
gonna stoop to playing politics.
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Yeah, me neither.
It should be about the work.
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And if I can't get tenure,
I'd like to see you or Sheldon get it.
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Raj, don't dangle false hope
in front of Leonard like that.
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Excuse me, but I think I'm
just as qualified as you are.
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- So "tenured" means a job for life?
- Yep.
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And you can't get fired...
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- ...even if you're bad at it?
- Mm, not really.
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Wow, sounds a lot like being a pretty
waitress at the Cheesecake Factory.
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While I disagree
with the premise of tenure...
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if they gave it to me,
it wouldn't diminish my output.
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I'm like the sun. I can't turn this off.
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- Are Rajesh and Leonard competing as well?
- Mm-hm.
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Do they know they don't stand a chance
because you're so great?
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Well put.
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I must say, I go back and forth
on this boyfriend-girlfriend thing...
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but those moments when you worship me
really keep you in the running.
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It would be nice to have the income,
stop taking money from my parents.
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Money from family does come
with strings attached.
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You have no idea.
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They buy me a new BMW for my birthday,
but can I get seat warmers? No.
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"If you want a warm butt,
pay for it yourself."
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Well, maybe I will, old man.
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I think that's enough wine for now.
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I just keep thinking how cool it would be
if I called my mom...
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...and told her that I
got tenure at CalTech.
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She'd be proud, huh?
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Oh, very. Assuming she takes my call. Heh.
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My primary concern
with being granted tenure...
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is living with an insanely jealous
roommate after the fact.
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I might need to sleep with a gun
under my pillow. Or a chainsaw.
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Or you take advantage of your newfound
economic stability and move out...
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buy a house, get
married, start a family.
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Or the chainsaw.
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And I will return to New Delhi in triumph
atop a bejeweled white elephant.
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And you know what will be on
that elephant's back? A seat warmer.
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"No, Father, you may not have a ride!"
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I'm gonna make some coffee.
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So who do you schmooze
to get this deal?
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I'm not gonna schmooze anybody.
I'm gonna let my work speak for itself.
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That's great. That shows
a lot of integrity.
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Thank you.
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I'm a naive idiot, right?
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Oh, good, you heard me.
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If you really want tenure,
cozy up to the people making the decision.
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Sheldon Cooper does not do cozy.
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You don't say.
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But I suppose it wouldn't hurt
to know who's on the committee.
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Let's see. Janine Davis. Oh, dear.
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- Is that a problem?
- Well...
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Even you. You're a slave.
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I'm a what?
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Not sure, it could go either way.
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- Hey, Mrs. Davis.
- Hey.
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Dr. Hofstadter.
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Just thought I'd come down and
start getting ready for swimsuit season.
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Good for you.
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Not that you need it.
I bet you look great in a swimsuit.
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Thank you.
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I've got what my father
used to call furniture disease.
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My chest is falling into my drawers.
Ha, ha.
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I'm not, uh, familiar with this model.
How do I make it start?
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You push "start."
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Right. Heh.
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This one might be broken.
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You have to move.
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Got it. Heh.
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Oh. Heh, heh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, now I'm feeling it.
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Oh, this is great.
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I could do this for the rest of my life.
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Hey, speaking of things you do
for the rest of your life...
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uh, did I read that you're
on that tenure committee?
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Yep.
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I gotta get a home gym.
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I'm sure you have a lot
of good applicants.
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I just wanted to say hi...
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and let you know
that I'll be throwing my hat in the...
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ring.
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- All right, I'll keep an eye out for that.
- Yeah.
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Hey, Hofstadter.
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Funny seeing you here
for the first time in ever.
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Go away.
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- Janine the machine, let's do this.
- Hey, Barry.
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Oh, look at that. Burned a whole calorie.
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I guess you got here early to burn off
that banana bread I baked you.
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- Yeah, it was delicious. Thank you.
- No, my pleasure.
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If you like banana bread,
I've got a great recipe.
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The trick is in fresh ground...
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I'll e-mail it to you.
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All right, I'm warm.
Ready to kick it up a notch?
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Let's go.
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That's enough cardio for me, guys.
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Gonna stretch out
before I hit the weights.
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You okay?
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Call someone.
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Good day, Mrs. Davis.
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This is Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali
from the Astrophysics Department.
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Don't be alarmed, I'm not really in space.
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Anywho, I'd like to take this opportunity
to tell you about myself.
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So sit back, relax,
and enjoy the following 90-minute video.
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Oh, come on.
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Born in New Delhi, the third son
of an itinerant gynecologist...
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I showed early signs of genius.
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At the age of 5,
I discovered a celestial object...
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which later turned out to be the moon.
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Mrs. Davis. Mrs. Davis. Mrs. Davis.
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Oh, God, they're everywhere.
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Come in.
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- Dr. Cooper, how can I help you?
- Yes, hello. I'm fine.
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I understand you may have a bad
impression of me, so I bought you a gift.
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- Dr. Cooper, that's not necessary.
- It's too late.
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Get ready to like me.
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Roots?
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The tragic history of slavery in America.
Fun for the whole family.
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Why would you think
this is an appropriate gift?
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Um...
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Well...
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You are black, right?
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This meeting has come to an end.
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Because you wanna start watching it
right now. Copy that.
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Let's see.
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Up next on the tenure committee is...
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Professor Woo.
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Get ready for the complete works
of Jackie Chan.
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Gentlemen.
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- Where have you been?
- Nurse's office.
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- Asthma attack?
- Asthma, heart. Some kind of attack.
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I'm fine, though.
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You guys going to
Professor Tupperman's memorial?
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- Probably not.
- Barely knew him.
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Yeah, you wouldn't wanna look like you guys
are brownnosing the tenure committee...
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who will all be there.
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Oh, yeah. Meerkats.
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I won't be able to make our date night
this Thursday, so bad news for you.
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You better have a good excuse this time.
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Because trimming Q-tips to fit your ears
right is obvious nonsense.
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First of all, when you say things
like that, people think you're crazy.
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Second, the reason I'm canceling...
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is because I have to attend a memorial
service for Professor Tupperman.
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That sounds like a long
and tedious evening.
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Ah, it will be.
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Honestly, if I must endure
a long and tedious evening...
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I'd rather it be with you on date night.
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But I have no choice.
The tenure committee is going to be there.
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Oh, well, in that case,
perhaps I should come along.
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Now that I think about it,
that would be helpful.
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Of course it would.
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I'm well versed in academic politics,
and as a respected scientist...
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I can only raise your stock
as a candidate.
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Actually, I meant you could drive me.
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But if it makes you happy,
that other stuff too.
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- Do anything interesting today?
- Not really. I was out shopping with Amy.
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She wanted me to help her find something
for this memorial.
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What, Sheldon's going to be there?
We all promised we weren't gonna go.
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- Oh. What a jerk.
- I know.
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I was hoping to go
without anyone finding out.
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Well, since Amy's going, do you want me
there, you know, to support you?
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Oh. That's nice, but it's just gonna be
a room full of boring old men.
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I'm not sure how much help you'd be.
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Okay. I'm just gonna tie my shoe
while you think about that. Ahem.
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Oh, yeah. No, thanks.
That would be great help.
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- You realize you might kill some of them.
- Then you all can get tenure.
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Come on, Daddy.
All the other scientists have seat warmers.
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This is so humiliating.
I've got to get tenure.
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Okay, let's meet halfway. How about I
cut my cleaning lady down to twice a week?
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Looks like we're both going to be
living like animals.
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Let's go over our emotional responses
one last time.
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Okay.
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Professor Tupperman is dead
and that makes us...?
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Sad.
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The fact that there are so many people here
doesn't make us cranky and claustrophobic.
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- It makes us...?
- Glad.
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Giving Mrs. Davis the box set
of Roots was...?
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Bad.
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- However...
- No.
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Fine, bad.
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Unbelievable.
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You have some nerve showing up
just to schmooze the tenure committee.
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You're here.
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Excuse me, I'm here to pay my respects
to Professor Tupperware...
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or whatever his name is.
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So am I. His passing makes me feel bad.
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Well, well, well, Sheldon,
fancy meeting you here.
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I guess the train store in Glendale
wasn't having a cotillion after all.
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And you.
You said you weren't coming here either.
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I have a thick accent.
You don't know what I said.
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I'd like to know
why Penny's here.
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I'm here to support
my man, just like you.
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What are you going to do?
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Take people's drink orders
and get them wrong?
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Do it.
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What? Did she do it yet?
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She plans on flirting
with members of the
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tenure committee to
further Leonard's cause.
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Well, that's a fine how-do-you-do.
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Don't just stand there,
take your breasts out.
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Ooh, meerkat fight.
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You're all wasting your time. Sheldon
is the most qualified for the job...
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and no amount of gravity-defying bosom
is gonna change that.
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Seriously, is that tape?
Like, how are they staying up like that?
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Way to hit them with both barrels.
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You two should be ashamed
of yourselves.
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Using women to advance your cause
with sexuality...
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and whatever Amy plans on doing.
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Are you implying my girlfriend...
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- ...has no sexuality to exploit?
- Yes.
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- Okay, because that wasn't clear.
- Sheldon.
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What? That was ambiguous.
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Well, now it's biguous.
What are you gonna do about it?
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- Um...
- Talk some smack about his mother.
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Yes, of course, he
wouldn't like that at all.
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Last night, I was feeling in need
of sexual release...
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when I happened to come across
your mother.
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- Okay, guys, what are we doing here?
- I don't know what you're doing...
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but I was about to insinuate that I had
coitus with Raj's mother for a dollar.
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Well, you do what you want, but I don't
wanna lose my friends over tenure.
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- Friends are forever.
- Ahem. So is tenure.
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Walk.
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I'm just gonna go home
and let my work speak for itself.
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You're right. This is beneath me.
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Like your mother was last night.
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How about it, Sheldon?
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What do you think I should do?
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Well, you'll always
be an academic success...
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but I seriously question
whether you'll make any more friends.
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Oh, I don't want any more, but let's go.
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Are you kidding?
I would love to babysit for you.
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- I could not ask you to do that.
- Nonsense, children love me.
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Something about me
just makes them laugh and laugh.
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No, we cannot lose to that jerk.
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- Yeah, screw it. I'm going in.
- Hold on.
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"Screw it, I'm going in"
is what I said to your mother last night.
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Don't worry, I didn't really say that.
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I find the concept of coitus ridiculous
and off-putting.
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Should have taken my breasts out
while I had the chance.
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Mrs. Davis. Mrs. Davis. Mrs. Davis.
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I know you're in there.
I saw your car in the parking lot.
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What?
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I just found out
that you recommended myself...
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Dr. Hofstadter and Dr. Koothrappali
to be on the short list for tenure.
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Well, despite your quirks...
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the three of you are very accomplished
in your respective fields.
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I don't know what you mean by quirks,
but I do want to express my gratitude.
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- You didn't bring another gift, did you?
- No, no, I learned my lesson.
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- I understand that was inappropriate.
- Good.
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- Anyway, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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I'm gonna pretend that didn't happen.
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Right on, sister.
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