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Howard's capsule should be
reentering the atmosphere any minute.
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- It'll be good to have him back.
- The Fantastic Four, reunited, ha, ha.
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You had a good run, fake Wolowitz.
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We'll remember you
with nostalgic fondness...
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the way we do the dial-up modem...
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the VHS tape,
or Leonard's gym membership.
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We're not kicking him out.
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- Stuart and I have become good friends.
- Okay, one vote for, one vote against.
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- Leonard, you're the tiebreaker.
- I don't have a problem with Stuart.
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He gives us a 20 percent discount
at his comic book store.
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Well, I don't sell
my friendship that cheaply.
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- I can go 30.
- Welcome aboard, old chum.
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Okay, the NASA website says
Howard's final descent has begun.
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He left a boy.
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He returns a boy-sized hero.
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Loops, calm down!
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- What's that?
- The Jewish prayer for eating bread!
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We don't have one
for falling out of space!
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We did it.
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We're on the ground.
We survived!
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That was just the parachute.
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We still have another six miles to go.
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United Airlines K9...
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Waiting for my husband.
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That's nice.
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He's coming back from outer space.
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I think this flight is coming from Houston.
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No, I mean... Never mind.
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There he is! Howie! Howie!
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Howie! Howie! Howie!
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- Howie! Howie! Howie!
- Thank you. Great to be back on Earth.
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Uh, I think they're here for me, Ringo.
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Howie! Howie!
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- Mr. Mandel, I'm your driver.
- Oh, thanks.
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That nut job was telling everybody
on the plane he's an astronaut.
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I missed you so much.
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I missed you too.
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Where are the guys?
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Oh, it's just me.
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Oh, I get it. They're waiting, back home,
with a big surprise party.
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Don't worry.
I can act surprised.
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No, I told them
they could have you tomorrow night.
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Tonight, you belong to me.
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- Gesundheit. You okay?
- I am now that you're back.
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Come on, let's go home,
so I can tear off those little pants.
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Great. Just keep in mind astronauts lose
a lot of muscle tone in space...
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so you might have to do
most of the heavy lifting.
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Now, I am very disappointed
that I won't be able to celebrate...
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- ...Howard's accomplishment tonight.
- Me too, but we'll see him tomorrow.
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Yes, it's just that
in all the years I've known him...
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he's never had the opportunity
to receive my admiration.
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I was excited to see the look
on his face when it finally happened.
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You're unbelievable.
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I know.
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All right, Pictionary.
What are the teams?
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- How about boys versus girls?
- Oh.
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That hardly seems fair.
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But I guess any team that I'm not on
has a decided disadvantage.
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- Once again, unbelievable.
- Yeah. Once again, I know.
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All right, round one. Here.
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- Got it.
- Okay.
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Ready, set, go!
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A box?
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Uh... Window?
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Batman.
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Batman and Robin.
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Uh, Wonder Twins, plus the monkey.
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Wonder Twins,
plus the monkey and Batman.
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- Gift? Present!
- Present! Yeah!
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Leonard.
Now, how can you not get that?
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In what universe is that a present?
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It's not a present.
It's the present.
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Look, there's you and me.
It's Penny and Amy.
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We're playing Pictionary, in the present.
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Oh, my God, we're gonna kill them.
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- It's a quark-gluon plasma.
- No.
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It's asymptotically free partons
inside a quark-gluon plasma.
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Nothing with quarks.
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It's an observational rebuttal
of the Lambda-CDM model of the universe.
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- No.
- It's a chocolate chip cookie!
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Yes!
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- How could you miss that?
- Hey!
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If you want someone to guess
chocolate chip cookie...
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you draw a glass of milk next to it.
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- Penny got it.
- Yeah, only after I eliminated...
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all the obvious answers.
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You're welcome.
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Oh, uh...
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Sausage.
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Uh... Bratwurst?
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Oh, hot dog.
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- Penny, aren't you gonna draw something?
- Relax, we've got time. This is so fun.
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There.
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A solar system.
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Uh, uh, uh...
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Unidentified flying liverwurst?
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Now?
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Soon.
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Come on, Leonard.
I am spoon-feeding this to you.
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I don't know.
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Casper, the alcoholic ghost?
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All right, that's enough. Ahem.
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Uh, hand?
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- Nail? Polish?
- Yeah!
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No, no, no!
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No!
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The word is Polish. See? Look.
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Polish sausage!
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Model of the solar system,
developed by Nicolaus Copernicus...
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a Polish astronomer. Finally, if that
wasn't enough, which it should've been...
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this is Madame Curie killing herself
by discovering radium.
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Who, although she was a naturalized
French citizen, was Polish by birth!
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Excuse me, the word is polish.
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See? Small P.
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Ah.
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So it is.
I guess we both share blame on this one.
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Bernie, you okay?
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Yeah, I'll be right there.
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Did you get a sea lion while I was gone?
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It's allergies.
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Okay, ha.
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I took some Benadryl, I'll be fine.
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So did you miss me?
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Are you kidding?
Every minute of every...
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Oh. Ew.
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Excuse me.
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Sweetie, we don't have to do this now.
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Yes, we do.
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- You left right after we got married.
- Ha, ha.
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This is like our honeymoon.
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- Now, hold on to your hat.
- Oh.
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Uh-oh.
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- You okay?
- A little dizzy.
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Must be the Benadryl.
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Switch places with me.
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Okay, ha.
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Now...
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kiss me.
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Bernadette?
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Bernie?
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- Bernie?
- Aah!
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That was amazing.
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You made me feel things I nev...
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Well, that was quick and a little gross.
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Now I know how she feels.
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Hey, Sheldon,
you're always full of fun little facts.
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Where did the expression
"got your ass handed to you" come from?
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Don't know.
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00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,771
I wonder if it's from,
like, ancient Rome...
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where they'd actually chop
somebody's ass off and then go, "Here."
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You know, to appease Loseroneous,
the god of losers.
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I am not a loser.
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Pictionary is not a true test
of any real intelligence or skill.
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In all fairness, Pictionary has
verbal skills, visual skills.
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A pretty well-rounded game.
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Lot of big talk from a man
who can't draw a chocolate chip cookie.
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Fine, pick another game.
Amy and I will beat you at anything.
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All right. Let's play...
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Physics Fiesta.
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- Oh, come on. What is that?
- It's a game that I just invented...
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in which the participants answer
physics questions in remedial Spanish.
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Uh...
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Donde esta el boson de Higgs?
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En el acelerador de particulas.
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Bueno, mi amigo.
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No, no. We're not playing
some dumb, made-up game.
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All games are made up.
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They're not found in nature.
You don't just dig in the ground...
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come across a rich vein
of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.
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- Pick another game.
- Why don't we do something athletic?
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Like, go over to the university pool
and play water polo?
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No good, Sheldon doesn't float.
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That is true.
I have a higher than normal body density.
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If I run too deep a bath, I drown.
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- All right, let's keep it simple. Darts?
- No, that's not fair, either.
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- Why not?
- Darts is a bar game.
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You've been frequenting drinking
establishments since you were of legal age.
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Yeah, that's when it started.
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Well, regardless, she has a distinct
advantage in all tavern-based competitions.
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Pool, beer-pong, wet T-shirt contests.
They're all out.
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Okay, just for the record,
I have never entered a wet T-shirt contest.
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I've won a few, but that's just
because I spill when I'm drunk.
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We could go to the cadaver lab at UCLA
and play real-life Operation.
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- No.
- Uh-uh.
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I don't think so.
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You sure?
The nose doesn't light up...
187
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but if the corpse is fresh enough
sometimes you can get the leg to jerk.
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Hey, Ma, twinkle, twinkle,
your little star is home!
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Ma, the chain's on the door!
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Howard? I thought
I wasn't going to see you till tomorrow!
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Yeah, well, Bernie's not feeling well,
so I thought I'd stop by.
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Tell you about
the greatest adventure of my life.
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See if you can make me feel bad about it.
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Okay! Hold on, I'm not decent!
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All right.
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The woman hasn't tied her robe in 20 years.
Suddenly she's not decent?
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You want me to hide in the closet
or go out the back?
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Shh! You need to whisper.
199
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Ma, who's in there?
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00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,243
Uh, nobody! The TV is on!
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I only got one sock.
Where's my other sock?
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00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,966
- Who is that?
- I told you, it's the TV!
203
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:25,727
Jay Leno lost a sock. It's hilarious.
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00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,171
If you're busy, I can come back.
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Just give me a second!
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Go, go, go!
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- Dr. Schneider?
- Oh.
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00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,969
Hello, Howard.
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00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,645
What are you doing here?
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00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,923
Um... House call.
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You're a dentist.
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00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,682
Yes. Yes, I am.
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I think he's onto us!
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00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,050
Okay. Glasses off.
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Find Waldo.
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Hurry up, find him. Find him.
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- I'm trying! Don't yell at me!
- For goodness' sake.
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He's wearing a hat,
glasses and a red-striped shirt!
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- I know what he looks like!
- There he is, I got him!
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Yes! We win again. Yes.
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How could you not find him?
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Because he's hard to find!
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If he was easy to find,
the books would be called There's Waldo!
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Fifty-seven, 58, 59.
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That's one minute.
226
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Long division, long division. Go, go, go.
227
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Remember, show your work.
228
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I'm okay. I'm okay.
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I'm not okay.
230
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Get up. We can't...
We can't lose in math!
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- Thirty-seven!
- Yes!
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Ready, set, wrestle.
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One, two, three, pin.
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Mwah.
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- Stop that.
- Mwah.
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- Amy, do something.
- Mwah.
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Amy. Help.
238
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Wha...? Amy, stop that.
239
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,207
Amy, Penny.
Both of you, stop it.
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One to beam aboard?
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Oh, my God, you're back.
242
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,124
Oh, look at you.
You... You look like you grew.
243
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,282
Yeah.
244
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,373
The lack of gravity did
decompress my spine,
245
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so I'm, like, an
inch-and-a-half taller.
246
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I'm going to the DMV tomorrow to get
my license changed before I shrink back.
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Come in, come in. I didn't think I was
gonna get to see you until tomorrow.
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00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:02,730
Yeah, well, Bernadette's a little
under the weather and my mom's...
249
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kind of under my dentist.
250
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,124
Wait, your...
Your mother's sleeping with your dentist?
251
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Former dentist. I need a new one
now that I know where his hands have been.
252
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,331
So you're wandering
all around by yourself?
253
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,643
That's not the hero's welcome
an astronaut should come home to.
254
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:26,967
It's okay. You know, we space cowboys
don't do what we do for glory and fame.
255
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,567
We leave that to your rock stars,
and your athletes...
256
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,166
and your Howie Mandels.
257
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,491
Oh, hey, man, welcome back.
258
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,724
Oh, Stuart, thanks.
What are you doing here?
259
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,322
- I kind of live here now.
- Just until he gets back on his feet.
260
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:49,366
Which are looking pretty good
in the boots I bought him for his birthday.
261
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,490
Ah, he's spoiling me and I love it.
262
00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,926
Wow, ha, so you guys are, like, buds now?
263
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,810
Oh, yeah. We hang out all the time.
264
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,651
He doesn't have a girlfriend,
I don't have a girlfriend.
265
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:10,044
It's like we both had these holes in our
lives, but now we fill each other's holes.
266
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,971
That sounds a little funny
to an American ear.
267
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,570
- Which part?
- Just all of it.
268
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,288
Okay, so, what...?
What do you guys got going on, tonight?
269
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,569
Raj is taking me
to the Sound of Music sing-along.
270
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,882
Sound of Music sing-along?
That used to be our thing, but that's cool.
271
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:41,286
Howard, it's still our thing. Come with us.
We'll get you a scalped ticket.
272
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So I'd be sitting by myself?
273
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We'll switch.
You'll come sit with me after intermission.
274
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,688
So I'd be sitting by myself
during "Edelweiss"?
275
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,569
No, no, you guys go.
276
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Have fun.
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- Okay. Will I get to see you tomorrow?
- Absolutely. See you, Stuart.
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00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,490
Yeah, yeah.
279
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,002
Is he taller?
280
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:10,082
At least my mother made her boyfriend
climb out the window.
281
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,766
All right, standard state fair
pie-eating contest rules are...
282
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:20,402
no hands,
first one to clean the pan wins.
283
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,690
On the count of three.
284
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,365
One...
285
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,443
- ...two...
- Wait.
286
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,125
I'm a little concerned.
287
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,081
Blueberries are rich in antioxidants.
288
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,965
- So?
- So with all those antioxidants...
289
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,929
what if I run out of oxidants?
290
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,330
Sheldon, we haven't won a game all night.
291
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:49,650
You either stick your face in that pie,
or I'm gonna stick that pie in your face.
292
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,444
That's rude.
293
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:59,326
One, two, three, eat.
294
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,848
Hey, guys,
guess who's back from space.
295
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,162
Not now!
296
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:22,326
Oh, ow! Blueberry in my nose!
Blueberry in my nose!
297
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,887
Snort it down and keep eating!
298
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,284
You look familiar.
299
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,011
I don't think so.
300
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,641
Yeah.
301
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,211
I just saw you on the news.
302
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,400
You're an astronaut.
303
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,807
Yes. Yes, I am.
304
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:52,409
Good for you. How about a piece
of cheesecake on the house?
305
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,524
Oh, thank you so much.
I've been having the worst night.
306
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:59,048
I just got back and my friends don't care,
my wife's sick.
307
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,726
- Went to my mom's...
- You want the cheesecake or not?
308
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,281
Yes, please.
309
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:12,523
And I think it's gonna
be a long, long time.
310
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,889
Till touchdown brings
me round again to find.
311
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:20,204
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, oh, no.
312
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,841
I'm a rocket man.
313
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,810
Perfect.
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