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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:27,439 Yeah, hello? 2 00:00:29,724 --> 00:00:31,076 We're on our way. 3 00:00:31,362 --> 00:00:33,001 We're getting to the party. 4 00:00:33,922 --> 00:00:36,675 What do you mean you guys are gone? I thought we said we'd join you. 5 00:00:37,481 --> 00:00:39,437 Ah... no more alcohol? 6 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,639 Okay, yeah. 7 00:00:47,799 --> 00:00:48,946 Ben! 8 00:00:49,398 --> 00:00:51,911 Let me have a chat with Marion and Fleur and I'll call you back. 9 00:00:52,197 --> 00:00:56,154 Actually more with Marion, because Fleur is in the middle of a lips workout. 10 00:00:59,075 --> 00:01:00,223 Hey bruv! 11 00:01:01,594 --> 00:01:03,629 So, Girls? What do we do? 12 00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:05,232 Marion? Fleur? 13 00:01:05,673 --> 00:01:07,787 - Ben! - What? What?! 14 00:01:08,072 --> 00:01:10,188 Have you changed your WIFI pass again? 15 00:01:10,472 --> 00:01:13,462 - Have you changed your WIFI pass? - Are you still connected to my routeur? 16 00:01:13,550 --> 00:01:15,348 - Hiya Ben! - Hiya. 17 00:01:15,471 --> 00:01:16,425 Go ahead. 18 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,582 C, lower case V, hifen... 19 00:01:19,669 --> 00:01:21,898 - What are you doing? - I'm on Tinder. 20 00:01:22,228 --> 00:01:23,819 - Tinder? Show me. - Fleur! I'm texting! 21 00:01:23,948 --> 00:01:25,699 Benjamin... 22 00:01:25,907 --> 00:01:28,545 Q, R, upper case P, O. 23 00:01:28,786 --> 00:01:30,902 You know you can modify your password? 24 00:01:31,106 --> 00:01:34,063 I love my password. I love my WIFI. Bye. 25 00:01:34,185 --> 00:01:35,902 - There's something weird or what? - What? 26 00:01:35,984 --> 00:01:39,055 - He's got the exact same smile on every pic. - That's scary. 27 00:01:39,262 --> 00:01:41,093 - Be careful. - I think he's a sales rep. 28 00:01:41,422 --> 00:01:42,935 You're jealous, that's all. 29 00:01:43,262 --> 00:01:45,775 Or a psycho. Either a sales rep or a psycho. 30 00:01:47,421 --> 00:01:50,253 Fuck, mom! I don't believe this. Use the doorbell! 31 00:01:50,379 --> 00:01:52,176 It's an emergency. You were not answering my calls. 32 00:01:52,299 --> 00:01:54,096 Your nephew used my Ipad. Now it's unusable. 33 00:01:54,178 --> 00:01:55,578 Mom, I don't have time for that, I swear. 34 00:01:55,658 --> 00:01:58,090 - I'm doing this for you. - Okay, give me that.. 35 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:00,128 I want to book a restaurant for when we get to Biarritz. 36 00:02:00,218 --> 00:02:02,684 Don't you find your virtual encounters a wee bit pathetic? 37 00:02:02,816 --> 00:02:04,851 Don't you wanna leave some room for the beauty of randomness? 38 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:07,246 Do you prefer Caves Saint Jean or Chez Bibi? 39 00:02:07,455 --> 00:02:09,764 I don't know Mom. It's in 3 days, I don't give a shit. 40 00:02:09,854 --> 00:02:12,572 - I'm gonna ask your brother - Right, ask him 41 00:02:15,453 --> 00:02:16,521 Arthur! 42 00:02:16,852 --> 00:02:18,682 - Hiya Nicole! - Hiya! 43 00:02:19,571 --> 00:02:21,448 Where do you want to eat on Tuesday night? 44 00:02:21,531 --> 00:02:23,963 We're going to the Courtepaille before the motorway exit. 45 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:25,888 What? Is this a joke? 46 00:02:26,130 --> 00:02:29,006 No, mom, it's more handy. They have a ball pit. 47 00:02:29,128 --> 00:02:32,438 No, no, it's either the Caves Saint Jean or Chez Bibi. Pick one. 48 00:02:32,728 --> 00:02:33,637 Courtepaille then. 49 00:02:33,927 --> 00:02:35,121 - Courtepaille then? - Yup. 50 00:02:35,327 --> 00:02:36,725 OK. Good night. 51 00:02:40,365 --> 00:02:41,320 Ben? 52 00:02:45,924 --> 00:02:49,802 FIRST HOLIDAYS 53 00:03:17,914 --> 00:03:19,585 Benjamin! 54 00:03:20,672 --> 00:03:21,504 Marion? 55 00:03:22,673 --> 00:03:23,900 Watch out, watch out! 56 00:03:24,312 --> 00:03:26,985 - Catch the boat, catch the boat. - Yep, yep, yep yep yep. 57 00:03:27,352 --> 00:03:29,581 - All good all good all good - Great, thanks a lot. 58 00:03:29,911 --> 00:03:33,062 Do you want me to anchor the boat? I can take the bottle and anchor it. 59 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:35,987 - do what? - Anchor the boat. Moor it. 60 00:03:36,069 --> 00:03:37,626 Nah nah, we're leaving, it's ok. 61 00:03:37,748 --> 00:03:41,217 - Hey, mister is a sailor eh? - Yes, a wee bit. 62 00:03:41,747 --> 00:03:43,577 Careful, there's quite a gap there. 63 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:45,379 Gentleman, old school. I love it 64 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:46,899 Delighted to meet you though. 65 00:03:47,025 --> 00:03:48,742 Love your t-shirt. What does it say? ESIC? 66 00:03:48,865 --> 00:03:50,935 Yeah, it's my business school. 67 00:03:51,145 --> 00:03:52,816 Very stylish, I like it. 68 00:03:52,904 --> 00:03:55,464 What have you planned for tonight? Amaze us! 69 00:03:55,783 --> 00:03:58,421 I don't know. We'll start with a drink and wing it... 70 00:03:59,022 --> 00:04:02,492 - Hey! Quite original, no? - Shut your mouth Romain. 71 00:04:02,741 --> 00:04:04,537 Anyway, you really have a beautiful smile. 72 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:05,855 Shut your mouth, Romain! 73 00:04:06,381 --> 00:04:07,971 I'm not sure what it means, but thank you. 74 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:10,169 - Ok guys. Have a nice trip. - Bye! 75 00:04:10,379 --> 00:04:12,369 - Bye, ESIC. - Bye. 76 00:04:12,779 --> 00:04:14,530 - Well, hiya. - Good evening. 77 00:04:15,057 --> 00:04:17,526 - How is it going? -I left my bag inside the pub. 78 00:04:21,416 --> 00:04:23,771 A bit chilly for July, don't you think? 79 00:04:24,135 --> 00:04:27,046 - Are you going to have a forecast talk? - No, it's just... 80 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,487 Why not eh? 81 00:04:33,052 --> 00:04:35,849 Oh yeah, I got you a wee present. 82 00:04:36,890 --> 00:04:38,085 - A present? - Yes. 83 00:04:38,171 --> 00:04:40,764 I have exactly what you asked for. 84 00:04:40,890 --> 00:04:42,561 You really got meds? 85 00:04:42,810 --> 00:04:45,039 I got you an antiacid. You needed it. 86 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:46,687 That's very very nice. 87 00:04:46,889 --> 00:04:50,642 I wanted to make things right for my date. My very first Tinder date. 88 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,721 - So it's really your first Tinder date? - Well, yes. 89 00:04:53,886 --> 00:04:56,037 Cause usually people say that, but... 90 00:04:56,406 --> 00:04:57,680 - And it's not true? - No. 91 00:04:57,805 --> 00:05:01,035 Ok I see. And you? Is this your first? 92 00:05:01,405 --> 00:05:04,282 - No, it's not your first? - No, I didn't lie to you. 93 00:05:04,563 --> 00:05:06,200 How many? 94 00:05:06,601 --> 00:05:08,718 I don't know, I didn't count. Thirty, fourty?... 95 00:05:09,521 --> 00:05:10,954 Thirty, fourty?! 96 00:05:11,281 --> 00:05:13,874 Yes but don't worry, I usually get bored after 1 minute. 97 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,468 Alright. I'm not sure it makes me feel better... 98 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:19,957 - Well, cheers. - cheers! 99 00:05:20,038 --> 00:05:21,630 To antiacids! 100 00:05:21,758 --> 00:05:25,068 You're lucky. This one is lemon flavoured. They're the best. 101 00:05:26,476 --> 00:05:27,954 Compared to what? 102 00:05:28,756 --> 00:05:31,145 Compared to mint flavour, they're disgusting. 103 00:05:32,075 --> 00:05:33,667 Horrible. Have you ever tried? 104 00:05:33,794 --> 00:05:36,103 Dreadful. They almost lost me with the mint flavour. 105 00:05:36,195 --> 00:05:38,343 - Are you pharmacist? - No, I'm a sales rep. 106 00:05:38,433 --> 00:05:40,946 But I hate feeling sick. That's why I always carry meds with me. 107 00:05:41,033 --> 00:05:43,944 I you want, I have paracetamol, If you sprain your ankle, I have arnica. 108 00:05:44,831 --> 00:05:46,628 Always one step ahead. 109 00:05:46,711 --> 00:05:49,906 - So what do you do for a living? - I draw. 110 00:05:49,989 --> 00:05:52,707 - You draw - I draw graphic novels. 111 00:05:52,909 --> 00:05:55,706 That's great.. Do you make a living of it? 112 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:57,141 - No. - No? 113 00:05:57,388 --> 00:06:00,185 I'm living on government money waiting for a suggar daddy. 114 00:06:00,466 --> 00:06:01,899 Hence the dates. 115 00:06:02,106 --> 00:06:03,777 I see. Shit. 116 00:06:04,105 --> 00:06:06,300 - I'm kidding, Benjamin. - That's what I thought. 117 00:06:07,664 --> 00:06:09,257 Sorry, I take everything at face value. 118 00:06:09,384 --> 00:06:11,578 I'm going step by step... 119 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,137 - I think it's time... time to go. - Time to go. 120 00:06:16,222 --> 00:06:17,540 We're going! 121 00:06:17,622 --> 00:06:21,169 I'm very sorry, you have to say good bye to your best friend. 122 00:06:21,820 --> 00:06:23,650 Fuck, I forgot she was here. 123 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:25,778 I feel like she's a part of me now. 124 00:06:25,899 --> 00:06:28,048 Yes, now you're great. 125 00:06:28,258 --> 00:06:30,375 I feel like she's a shoulder pad. 126 00:06:31,298 --> 00:06:32,525 You... you... 127 00:06:33,137 --> 00:06:35,047 You'd like to go for a walk? 128 00:06:35,616 --> 00:06:39,005 I'd love to, but the problem is I have another Tinder date in 30mn. 129 00:06:39,974 --> 00:06:41,169 Oh yeah? 130 00:06:44,134 --> 00:06:45,964 - Woaw - Ben! 131 00:06:46,093 --> 00:06:48,368 You should get my sense of humour by now. 132 00:06:48,453 --> 00:06:51,205 Fuck! I didn't get it at all. 133 00:07:01,049 --> 00:07:02,401 Are you ok? 134 00:07:02,608 --> 00:07:04,008 Are you crying? 135 00:07:04,488 --> 00:07:06,842 You really cum like a deaf person. 136 00:07:09,967 --> 00:07:13,115 I don't want to disturb your neighbour. Holy cow! 137 00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:15,523 Holy cow! 138 00:07:15,765 --> 00:07:17,039 Fuck! 139 00:07:20,644 --> 00:07:21,792 Holy cow! 140 00:07:22,802 --> 00:07:24,713 Do all you Tinder dates end like that? 141 00:07:24,882 --> 00:07:26,395 Nah, stairs sex is just with you. 142 00:07:26,562 --> 00:07:27,881 That's good to know. 143 00:07:28,921 --> 00:07:31,354 Can I use your bathroom... 144 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,108 To clean my hands... 145 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,037 - You want to take a pee? - Yes. 146 00:07:35,279 --> 00:07:37,588 Alright. At the back of the flat, on your right. 147 00:07:37,799 --> 00:07:39,550 - yellow door - Ok 148 00:07:39,758 --> 00:07:40,746 Oh fuck. Holly cow! 149 00:07:41,996 --> 00:07:43,147 Holly cow! 150 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:47,669 Oof... Holly cow! 151 00:08:16,587 --> 00:08:19,703 Oh, sorry. I didn't know.. I'm sorry. 152 00:08:21,145 --> 00:08:23,898 - You alright, ESIC? - I was looking for the loo, but... 153 00:08:23,984 --> 00:08:26,452 Don't hesitate, we won't look. 154 00:08:26,544 --> 00:08:29,660 No, no no no. I'm not doing it in front of you. 155 00:08:29,744 --> 00:08:30,891 I'm gonna leave you to it. Sorry. 156 00:08:31,102 --> 00:08:33,936 No no, wait, actually I could use your help. You must know your way around taxes. 157 00:08:34,022 --> 00:08:37,808 Do you know what 'unrated taxable income for PEA-PME' means? 158 00:08:37,941 --> 00:08:39,419 That's my tax return. 159 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:42,657 Ok, do you have any shares in a business? 160 00:08:42,779 --> 00:08:44,213 A PME or a PMI? 161 00:08:44,819 --> 00:08:46,046 No? 162 00:08:46,178 --> 00:08:48,134 Nah, he's an experimental musician. 163 00:08:48,417 --> 00:08:51,409 Ha ok, well in that case, no need to fill that document. 164 00:08:52,056 --> 00:08:53,727 - I'll leave you to it. - Do you have a cigaret? 165 00:08:54,215 --> 00:08:55,854 - No, I don't smoke. Ciao. - Bye. 166 00:08:57,455 --> 00:08:58,933 - Ben? - Yeah, I'm here. 167 00:08:59,054 --> 00:09:00,283 Come with me. 168 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:02,291 - Where are you? - Come in the kitchen. 169 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:07,172 Where are you going? 170 00:09:07,412 --> 00:09:08,287 Come! 171 00:09:08,372 --> 00:09:10,089 I didn't know they were together. They're having a bath. 172 00:09:10,171 --> 00:09:12,320 Nah, sometimes we have bath as friends, that's all. 173 00:09:12,410 --> 00:09:13,923 Alright. Ok. 174 00:09:15,409 --> 00:09:17,048 Come on. One step each. 175 00:09:17,409 --> 00:09:19,683 - It's very high. - One step each. 176 00:09:19,808 --> 00:09:21,763 Careful! It's nothing. It happened to me a thousand times. 177 00:09:21,887 --> 00:09:23,241 Look at me in the eyes. 178 00:09:23,367 --> 00:09:25,005 - Honestly I hate you. - You adore me. - Holy cow. 179 00:09:25,527 --> 00:09:26,719 Give me your hand. 180 00:09:32,365 --> 00:09:34,401 - Do you adore me? - Yes, for real, I... 181 00:09:34,924 --> 00:09:36,402 Come on, we're almost there. 182 00:09:36,523 --> 00:09:39,435 That's exactly what I needed to end the night. Dying falling from a roof. 183 00:09:44,521 --> 00:09:48,115 - So, your holidays will be in Biarritz? - Yeah. 184 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,470 Yeah, it's Biarritz. Three weeks. 185 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,670 Like for the past 37 years. 186 00:09:52,879 --> 00:09:54,152 Oh yeah? 187 00:09:55,157 --> 00:09:56,035 Eh. 188 00:09:57,038 --> 00:09:58,356 You, where are you going? 189 00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,274 I'm going to Beirut, with my crazy friends. 190 00:10:00,357 --> 00:10:01,709 - Beirut? - Yes. 191 00:10:01,876 --> 00:10:03,103 That's lovely. 192 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,953 But isn't Syria better that time of the year? 193 00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:09,232 Very good time. I think you'll a better blast over there. 194 00:10:09,513 --> 00:10:11,629 You know, Syria is great. But I've already been. 195 00:10:11,713 --> 00:10:13,192 Ok I see. 196 00:10:13,273 --> 00:10:16,308 Didn't know I was dealing with a peacekeeper. 197 00:10:18,072 --> 00:10:19,425 We're good here. 198 00:10:20,430 --> 00:10:21,784 I could sleep. 199 00:10:22,630 --> 00:10:24,381 - Fancy a wee nap? - Yes. 200 00:10:32,067 --> 00:10:33,386 No way Ben. 201 00:10:33,946 --> 00:10:36,063 Do you actually have mouthwash with you? 202 00:10:36,906 --> 00:10:37,894 Wait. 203 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,735 You were never supposed to see this. You were sleeping. 204 00:10:40,865 --> 00:10:44,061 - I thought it was the good time to do it. - Ben, you can't plan everything ahead. 205 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,055 I'm not planning anything.. 206 00:10:46,223 --> 00:10:49,134 Look, I never planned to meet you tonight. 207 00:10:49,222 --> 00:10:51,940 Or that we'd have sex on your doorstep. 208 00:10:52,022 --> 00:10:55,569 Or that I'd end on a roof like an Aristocat. I didn't plan any of that. 209 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,896 But I can plan to have a fresh breath in the morning. There. 210 00:10:59,140 --> 00:11:01,130 Will you come on holiday with me? 211 00:11:03,058 --> 00:11:04,570 Come again? 212 00:11:04,657 --> 00:11:06,215 - What? - Perdon? 213 00:11:06,337 --> 00:11:07,325 What? Did I just say that? 214 00:11:07,776 --> 00:11:10,085 - I heard your voice. - Yes, I think it was me. 215 00:11:11,055 --> 00:11:12,455 - You told me something. - I said something, did I? 216 00:11:14,815 --> 00:11:16,043 Do you want to? 217 00:11:16,214 --> 00:11:19,046 - So, two times? - Yeah, sorry, it's getting confirmed. 218 00:11:19,294 --> 00:11:22,170 I know you'll go your way, and I'll go my way 219 00:11:22,452 --> 00:11:24,841 You're gonna meet people and live your own thing. 220 00:11:25,372 --> 00:11:28,124 But I just want this to go on. Just a wee bit. 221 00:11:35,968 --> 00:11:37,162 Forget about it. 222 00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,682 What's between Beirut and Biarritz? 223 00:11:40,806 --> 00:11:42,160 Halfway. 224 00:11:42,367 --> 00:11:44,197 - Bulgaria? - Yep. 225 00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:46,043 Why Bulgaria? 226 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:48,639 She was supposed to go to Beirut with her friends 227 00:11:48,805 --> 00:11:50,442 And me to Biarritz 228 00:11:50,564 --> 00:11:53,237 We said 'what's halfway?', we opened a map and boom. 229 00:11:53,523 --> 00:11:54,592 Bulgaria's there. 230 00:11:55,523 --> 00:11:58,082 So you're gonna miss our trip to Beirut to go on holidays 231 00:11:58,202 --> 00:11:59,920 with ESIC? 232 00:12:00,002 --> 00:12:01,354 Yeah, so what? 233 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,477 I think you forgot what holidays are when you're in a relationship. 234 00:12:03,561 --> 00:12:05,994 - I'm not in a relationship. - Let me stop you here. 235 00:12:06,079 --> 00:12:10,038 You're two human beings. Who have sex. You're traveling together. Couple holiday. 236 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:14,110 So you'll ditch us to go on holidays with a girl you don't know, in Bulgaria? 237 00:12:14,198 --> 00:12:15,472 My brother is insane. 238 00:12:15,557 --> 00:12:18,389 'Oh I'm hungry'. 'Look at this cute inn'. 239 00:12:18,756 --> 00:12:21,953 'Amazing, sweetheart. Let me check their ratings on Tripadvisor.' 240 00:12:22,035 --> 00:12:24,753 - Only steamcooked food. - Or yogurt. Yogurt is safe. 241 00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:28,143 'You're so cute in front of that church' 'Wait, let me add a filter' 242 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,985 'I love it. What caption should I write?' 'Holidays of Looove?' 243 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,547 If i were you guys, I'd eat at the hotel restaurant. 244 00:12:33,631 --> 00:12:36,270 We've decided not to stay in a hotel. 245 00:12:36,431 --> 00:12:38,625 We'd rather stay at locals'. 246 00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:42,981 - Please don't say that. - Perdon? Which local? 247 00:12:43,549 --> 00:12:45,742 Any local. A nice one. 248 00:12:46,268 --> 00:12:47,986 In an AirBnB 249 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,105 What's his name? Beebee? 250 00:12:50,387 --> 00:12:53,298 That's not his name mom. I'll show you. 251 00:12:53,587 --> 00:12:56,224 That means I'll go on holiday by myself with... 252 00:12:59,025 --> 00:13:01,583 - When did you guys meet? - Last week-end. 253 00:13:02,703 --> 00:13:03,737 I knew it. 254 00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:05,138 Laugh as much as you want. 255 00:13:06,262 --> 00:13:08,491 Holidays are the hardest test for a couple. 256 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,215 Funny to start with it. 257 00:13:30,615 --> 00:13:32,684 That's just crazy. 258 00:13:32,975 --> 00:13:33,963 It doesn't make any sense. 259 00:13:35,573 --> 00:13:36,528 Let's go. 260 00:13:52,049 --> 00:13:53,719 I need to syncronize both devices. 261 00:13:53,848 --> 00:13:55,964 I've got videos on this one that I don't have on that one. 262 00:14:25,359 --> 00:14:26,949 I think that's us. 263 00:14:28,439 --> 00:14:29,586 - Ben? - What? 264 00:14:29,797 --> 00:14:31,116 I think that's us. 265 00:14:31,757 --> 00:14:34,065 It's a shame you slept. The scenery was lovely on the way 266 00:14:34,316 --> 00:14:36,034 I went far far away, wooo. 267 00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:38,985 It's here. 268 00:14:42,354 --> 00:14:43,866 I recognize it from the picture. 269 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,707 See, that's a typical bulgarian house. 270 00:14:49,872 --> 00:14:52,101 I see. It's great. 271 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:56,940 - Shouldn't it be on the sea front? - Yes, I think it's on the other side. 272 00:14:58,469 --> 00:14:59,378 Ok. 273 00:15:01,948 --> 00:15:06,224 Wait, no. Actually the sea is on the other side of the road 274 00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:08,777 - Over there. At the very end. - Yes, correct! 275 00:15:09,426 --> 00:15:10,984 - Marion! - Yes! 276 00:15:14,345 --> 00:15:16,335 Yes, yes. I didn't understand a damn thing. What? 277 00:15:17,023 --> 00:15:18,378 Come over! 278 00:15:22,902 --> 00:15:25,212 - Do you need help? - Nah, I'm good. 279 00:15:38,577 --> 00:15:40,170 Oh, we're dancing now? 280 00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,049 - Nice, isn't she? - Very nice indeed. 281 00:16:12,408 --> 00:16:13,363 Great. 282 00:16:14,487 --> 00:16:15,966 But... Fuuuck. 283 00:16:23,405 --> 00:16:24,884 Isn't it so cute? 284 00:16:25,164 --> 00:16:27,233 Yeah, good old kind of cute. 285 00:16:44,557 --> 00:16:46,115 So so. 286 00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:48,271 Not really an answer. 287 00:16:52,557 --> 00:16:54,432 Holy shit. I knew it. 288 00:17:08,391 --> 00:17:10,222 What is this place? 289 00:17:10,671 --> 00:17:12,023 It's genius! 290 00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:14,506 Yeah, superb... 291 00:17:15,429 --> 00:17:16,702 Superb. 292 00:17:17,028 --> 00:17:18,700 I'll take a pee and we can go visit the surroundings 293 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,501 Sorry! 294 00:17:25,747 --> 00:17:27,895 Marion, wait for me please. 295 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,097 We have to be super fast 296 00:17:30,184 --> 00:17:33,574 Do you know that one person out of two in the world dies on this road? 297 00:17:33,863 --> 00:17:35,979 - Quick! - Wait! 298 00:17:36,303 --> 00:17:37,940 Marion, for real. I'm not jot joking. 299 00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:45,890 Get ready to have your mind blown. It's wonderful. 300 00:17:47,179 --> 00:17:48,771 - It's horrendous. - What? 301 00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:50,970 The tide is quite low, isn't it? 302 00:17:51,179 --> 00:17:54,011 Don't you think? 303 00:17:54,098 --> 00:17:55,815 Oh cool. A jetty! 304 00:17:56,337 --> 00:17:58,850 - Let's go for a swim! - Go ahead, I'll catch up with you. 305 00:18:02,336 --> 00:18:05,372 - Wait for me! - Here we go! 306 00:18:06,054 --> 00:18:08,692 Please be careful, there's a lot of rusty shit. 307 00:18:08,894 --> 00:18:10,963 That's Tetanus beach for you. 308 00:18:11,373 --> 00:18:13,363 Marion, water is shallow! Careful! 309 00:18:16,252 --> 00:18:17,889 You ok? Did you hurt yourself? 310 00:18:18,011 --> 00:18:19,841 Not at all! Water is great! 311 00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:21,404 Are you coming? 312 00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:23,605 Nah, water is a bit too brown for my taste. 313 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:26,123 Come on. The sand it covered in mud. It's super soft. 314 00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:27,846 That just grosses me out. 315 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,636 No no no, What the fuck are they doing? 316 00:18:38,405 --> 00:18:41,555 For fuck's sake! What is your problem?! 317 00:18:43,484 --> 00:18:44,632 Welcome to Bulgaria! 318 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:48,033 They're in water now! Go get it! 319 00:18:48,282 --> 00:18:49,920 That can't be true! 320 00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:52,512 - Are you afraid of dogs? - No, I'm not afraid of dogs! 321 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,910 - They're attack dogs! - Nah, they're very sweet dogs.. 322 00:19:06,357 --> 00:19:08,312 So? Happy? 323 00:19:09,155 --> 00:19:11,669 - What are you doing here? - Adventure eh? 324 00:19:12,794 --> 00:19:15,671 At least you were right. It looks wonderful here. 325 00:19:15,993 --> 00:19:17,950 That colour of the sea. 326 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,790 What is it exactly? 327 00:19:20,072 --> 00:19:21,346 Brown? Dirt? 328 00:19:21,832 --> 00:19:24,141 You were right, Biarritz is overrated. 329 00:19:24,672 --> 00:19:26,263 You made the right choice. 330 00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:27,825 Enjoy your holidays. 331 00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:32,578 Should we go? 332 00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:37,103 Ben? Should we go? 333 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:43,379 - What a shame, I was in such a deep sleep. - Let's go visit the town? 334 00:20:25,294 --> 00:20:27,284 Fuck. So fucking annoying. 335 00:20:31,612 --> 00:20:33,442 Ben, what are you doing? Taking a shit? 336 00:20:33,571 --> 00:20:36,290 No, no no no! I'm having a shower. 337 00:20:36,451 --> 00:20:37,565 Alright. 338 00:20:39,288 --> 00:20:41,359 Did you find a power socket that works? 339 00:20:42,289 --> 00:20:45,007 Try the one downstairs next to the kitchen. 340 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:48,285 Alright, but make it fast. I've found an amazing restaurant. 341 00:20:48,567 --> 00:20:51,365 Cucu has recommended it, but they only serve until 9. 342 00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:55,433 Sure, just let me finish. 343 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,396 - Ben? - Yes, I'm coming down. 344 00:21:02,604 --> 00:21:04,354 I've found my phone. 345 00:21:06,162 --> 00:21:07,593 Dobar vecher. 346 00:21:15,678 --> 00:21:17,509 We're almost there 347 00:21:21,397 --> 00:21:23,672 - Are you coming? What are you doing? - Just having a look at the menu 348 00:21:23,797 --> 00:21:25,071 Looks really good. 349 00:21:25,236 --> 00:21:26,190 - Here? - Yes. 350 00:21:26,355 --> 00:21:29,266 Salads, tuna tartare, tataki. It all looks good. 351 00:21:29,394 --> 00:21:31,784 Stop it. We're not dining here. It's awful! 352 00:21:31,995 --> 00:21:34,826 - No, it looks good. - No, it's a big tourist trap. 353 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,665 But we are tourists. 354 00:21:37,554 --> 00:21:40,748 - Let me just check on TripAdvisor - I beg you, let's not go there 355 00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:44,346 A local gave us the adress of an amazing typical local restaurant 356 00:21:45,311 --> 00:21:47,777 - Sure - See? it's crowded 357 00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:51,018 Maybe it's crowded because it's actually good. 358 00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:52,378 Dobar vecher. 359 00:21:52,509 --> 00:21:55,897 - See, they're fishing for tourists. 360 00:22:24,579 --> 00:22:25,773 Dobar den. 361 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,406 Sure. 362 00:22:33,416 --> 00:22:34,530 Dobar... Well. 363 00:22:36,175 --> 00:22:37,767 The chef is so sweet. 364 00:22:37,895 --> 00:22:40,125 He let me charge my phone in his truck. 365 00:22:40,214 --> 00:22:41,407 Great. 366 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:44,724 There's only locals here. That's a very good sign. 367 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,851 I saw that... 368 00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:54,442 - Hmm! Delicious! - Seriously? 369 00:22:55,210 --> 00:22:57,723 Looks like an oil bath to me. With potatoes. 370 00:22:58,009 --> 00:23:00,159 It's delicious. I swear. Taste it. 371 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:03,075 I can't. 372 00:23:04,006 --> 00:23:06,839 - Your loss, it's really good. - Honestly, I don't feel like it. 373 00:23:07,046 --> 00:23:08,241 Your loss. 374 00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:11,881 What is it? 375 00:23:12,165 --> 00:23:15,236 My mom. Sending pictures of her with my cousins. 376 00:23:15,324 --> 00:23:17,678 - You text your mom a lot, don't you? - Yes. 377 00:23:17,843 --> 00:23:20,037 You and your mom are strongly connected. 378 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:23,043 We keep in touch. We chat. We communicate. 379 00:23:23,122 --> 00:23:25,191 Yes, you're the family kind. 380 00:23:26,602 --> 00:23:30,831 We take care of each other. I don't know. Seems pretty normal to me. 381 00:23:31,719 --> 00:23:33,233 Oh no, I'm not saying... 382 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,309 Isn't it the same with your family? 383 00:23:36,437 --> 00:23:39,110 My family is quite small. Just me and my mom. 384 00:23:40,236 --> 00:23:41,987 And I can't say we're very close. 385 00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:44,584 My mom is not really trustworthy. 386 00:23:48,714 --> 00:23:51,945 But it's alright, don't worry. My family is the people I've chosen. 387 00:23:56,512 --> 00:23:58,467 Time for rakia. 388 00:24:00,511 --> 00:24:02,580 I love that woman. 389 00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:05,138 I'm so happy we're spending five days at her place, she's so sweet. 390 00:24:06,589 --> 00:24:09,546 We're spending five days at... 391 00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:10,896 - Yes. - Ok. 392 00:24:11,028 --> 00:24:13,223 In Bulgaria we say nazdrave. 393 00:24:13,467 --> 00:24:15,615 I'm not having any. I'm just gonna freshen up. 394 00:24:18,826 --> 00:24:20,543 - Nazdrave. - Nazdrave. 395 00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:41,609 Sorry, sorry. 396 00:24:57,894 --> 00:25:00,169 - Come! - Ben! 397 00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:02,284 - What's happening? - Todor is here and all! 398 00:25:02,532 --> 00:25:03,885 I saw that. 399 00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:08,807 No thank you, I'm not thirsty. 400 00:25:08,891 --> 00:25:10,961 Ben! Ben! 401 00:25:19,089 --> 00:25:20,486 Holy cow! 402 00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:28,883 Turn on the light. 403 00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:35,038 Wait. 404 00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:37,239 - Fuck, that drink was strong. - Very strong. 405 00:25:38,242 --> 00:25:40,597 Are you taking your shoes off? I'm keeping mine. 406 00:26:00,155 --> 00:26:04,273 Marion, Marion, Marion, stop pressing against my belly 407 00:26:04,435 --> 00:26:05,867 I don't feel good. 408 00:26:06,034 --> 00:26:07,307 - I'm sure you're alright - No I don't think I can... 409 00:26:07,633 --> 00:26:10,306 - What's wrong? - My tummy hurts. 410 00:26:10,832 --> 00:26:12,709 - Seriously? - Yes, for real. 411 00:26:13,712 --> 00:26:16,225 Nothing will happen down there anyway. I don't feel good. 412 00:26:16,711 --> 00:26:19,508 - Men are such a pain. - How come? 413 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:21,541 We don't need a 90 degrees 414 00:26:21,669 --> 00:26:24,308 60 ou 65 is way enough for us 415 00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:27,540 Okay but we're talking 15 here. Or 2. 416 00:26:27,788 --> 00:26:30,427 I swear. 417 00:26:30,508 --> 00:26:32,417 - Please don't be mad at me? - I am 418 00:26:32,506 --> 00:26:35,498 Please, I'm begging you. Oh great, now you've turned the lights off. 419 00:26:37,905 --> 00:26:39,178 Ouch, Holy cow. 420 00:26:49,102 --> 00:26:50,932 Oh fuck. 421 00:27:10,855 --> 00:27:12,207 Shit. 422 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:19,968 Fuck. 423 00:27:21,413 --> 00:27:23,049 What the fuck is he doing here? 424 00:27:28,010 --> 00:27:29,329 He's breathing. 425 00:28:20,314 --> 00:28:21,464 - Ben? - Yeah? 426 00:28:21,595 --> 00:28:23,186 What happened to you? 427 00:28:23,754 --> 00:28:26,427 - What is it? - Ah fuck. 428 00:28:29,032 --> 00:28:32,706 I hit my head on a tree branch. 429 00:28:33,191 --> 00:28:36,421 - A branch? Did you go out? - Yes I went out, for... 430 00:28:37,230 --> 00:28:38,265 Yes. 431 00:28:39,270 --> 00:28:41,987 - During the night? - Yes, I was out like... 432 00:28:43,308 --> 00:28:44,946 At 2 in the morning. 433 00:28:45,347 --> 00:28:47,576 - There was a, like... - A horn? 434 00:28:47,706 --> 00:28:48,856 No. 435 00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:52,779 There was a wee kitten. Meowing. 436 00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:55,263 - A kitten? - I took it in my hands. 437 00:28:55,785 --> 00:28:57,739 I pet it, told it to relax... 438 00:28:58,423 --> 00:29:01,096 And then there was the other guy. What's his name? Todor. 439 00:29:01,263 --> 00:29:03,775 - Yes, Todor. - He showed up, screaming. 440 00:29:04,022 --> 00:29:05,535 "Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat!" 441 00:29:05,622 --> 00:29:08,658 - In English? - No, in Hungarian. 442 00:29:08,860 --> 00:29:10,578 - In Bulgarian. - Yes, in Bulgarian. 443 00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:12,770 From there, I got scared... 444 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:15,578 I turned ahead and I didn't see the branch 445 00:29:15,818 --> 00:29:17,616 I took it right in the kisser 446 00:29:18,418 --> 00:29:21,375 Poor you, that's awful. What was he doing there? 447 00:29:21,616 --> 00:29:22,572 I don't know. 448 00:29:22,777 --> 00:29:25,244 - Why was he screaming? - I don't know. He was drunk. 449 00:29:25,336 --> 00:29:27,725 - He was drunk. - He was totally drunk. 450 00:29:28,215 --> 00:29:30,170 Plus he was holding a whip. 451 00:29:31,534 --> 00:29:33,489 - A whip? - Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 452 00:29:33,893 --> 00:29:37,123 - Do you think he hits the cats? - Look, I don't know if he hits them 453 00:29:37,451 --> 00:29:39,682 but what's sure is that they eat them. 454 00:29:40,091 --> 00:29:42,651 - Bullshit. - I am not kidding. 455 00:29:42,931 --> 00:29:47,684 I'm telling you, they eat them. I used the little path down to the barbecue 456 00:29:47,889 --> 00:29:49,082 Yeah? 457 00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:53,359 Listen to me. I saw huge balls of cat fluff. Burnt cat fluff. 458 00:29:53,448 --> 00:29:55,118 - Perdon? - Right on the grill. 459 00:29:55,207 --> 00:29:57,198 - You're saying they have cat barbecue? - Yes. 460 00:29:57,287 --> 00:30:00,722 - They're sick! - Listen, I don't know. What can I tell you? 461 00:30:01,006 --> 00:30:04,042 - What should we do? - We get the fuck out! I'm leaving. 462 00:30:04,285 --> 00:30:07,481 I can't tell you better. I'm not ok with this. 463 00:30:07,724 --> 00:30:10,519 Of course not. You're right. Problem is I paid for 5 days. 464 00:30:10,801 --> 00:30:12,520 - That's not a problem. - I'm gonna try to negotiate. 465 00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:14,718 No no, you're not going to negotiate. 466 00:30:14,962 --> 00:30:17,076 I'm going to negotiate. It's my job after all. 467 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,754 I do that every day. Plus she didn't respect the rules. 468 00:30:20,039 --> 00:30:22,997 - That's true. - There's no privacy in the room. 469 00:30:23,359 --> 00:30:25,394 Plus the guy who plays rock music at 7AM. 470 00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:28,748 To me, it's a faulty contract. 471 00:30:28,837 --> 00:30:31,111 So, get our stuff ready And I'm gonna go talk to her. 472 00:30:31,236 --> 00:30:33,544 But first, I need to brush my teeth and freshen up quickly 473 00:30:33,755 --> 00:30:36,109 Enough with this comedy. 474 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:10,463 Hmm... oh well I don't give a shit. 475 00:31:10,545 --> 00:31:12,057 Bye. 476 00:31:12,423 --> 00:31:14,654 It's all good. I took care of it. Let's roll. 477 00:31:14,744 --> 00:31:16,176 - For real? - Yes, give me the suitcase. 478 00:31:16,383 --> 00:31:18,578 - Did she give the money back? - Of course she did. 479 00:31:18,743 --> 00:31:23,418 - How? Wire transfer? - In cash. Look. 480 00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:25,173 Ben that's a piece of paper. 481 00:31:25,261 --> 00:31:28,057 Listen, we don't give a shit. Four nights for 20 euros. 482 00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:31,967 Are you crazy? I'm not leaving one single euro to cat killers. 483 00:31:32,178 --> 00:31:36,090 - We'll tell the authorities in Paris. - No. Let me handle this. 484 00:31:37,778 --> 00:31:39,289 - Cucu. - Hi Marion. 485 00:31:58,132 --> 00:31:59,246 Todor. 486 00:32:01,090 --> 00:32:02,442 He's admiting. 487 00:32:09,767 --> 00:32:11,439 - You shat in her garden? - What? I never shat in her garden. 488 00:32:21,924 --> 00:32:23,834 What happened? 489 00:32:24,003 --> 00:32:25,675 Who cares what happened. You think it's the right time? 490 00:32:33,361 --> 00:32:35,396 - Water? - No, thanks. 491 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,350 What is that? Fuck, there's a rat! 492 00:32:39,479 --> 00:32:42,311 I stepped on a dead rat. For fuck's sakes. Make it stop. 493 00:32:42,598 --> 00:32:44,827 What's wrong with you? 494 00:32:44,917 --> 00:32:47,146 - I've just stepped on a dead rat! - So what? 495 00:32:47,317 --> 00:32:50,353 It's your fault if we left Cucu's. This place was great! 496 00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:53,268 - No, wait, this place was not great. - Yes it was. 497 00:32:53,355 --> 00:32:57,745 Marion it's time to stop loving everything in life. This place was manky. 498 00:32:57,913 --> 00:33:00,222 The room was dreadful and I'm sure she burried half her family in the garden. 499 00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:02,150 Stop laughing. I'm telling the truth. 500 00:33:02,672 --> 00:33:05,550 Excuse me but that beach? A jetty under a motorway? 501 00:33:05,712 --> 00:33:07,109 That's not my definition of holidays. 502 00:33:07,270 --> 00:33:11,182 Holidays are, at least, some clean sand and water that doesn't look like Coke. 503 00:33:14,069 --> 00:33:17,743 Let's just find a hotel with power sockets that work. I know you hated that too. 504 00:33:19,028 --> 00:33:21,222 At least I don't shit in people's gardens. 505 00:33:21,786 --> 00:33:25,414 I can't take a dump behind a curtain. Can you understand? 506 00:33:25,665 --> 00:33:29,623 I'm sorry, I was close to a mean bowel obstruction. 507 00:33:29,984 --> 00:33:33,020 Even as a kid I couldn't poo at my friends'. 508 00:33:33,143 --> 00:33:35,940 - I just couldn't. - But, Ben, poo is life! 509 00:33:36,022 --> 00:33:37,900 Marion, please, we don't know each other. 510 00:33:38,063 --> 00:33:40,859 It's our first holiday. I don't want to talk about poo. 511 00:33:40,982 --> 00:33:43,176 - I don't want to. - Ok. 512 00:33:43,341 --> 00:33:46,695 - Keep your poo and I'll keep mine. - I know what you need. Sunny Beach. 513 00:33:46,859 --> 00:33:48,532 - What? - Sunny Beach. 514 00:33:48,819 --> 00:33:52,697 It's a big resort city, cocktails, parasols, stupid beaches everywhere. 515 00:33:53,017 --> 00:33:55,248 - You'll love it. - That's not what I'm asking you. 516 00:33:55,377 --> 00:33:57,843 I also love adventure, but if we could go to Sunny beach right now, it would be awesome. 517 00:34:02,695 --> 00:34:03,809 Let's go. 518 00:34:18,570 --> 00:34:19,844 Shit. 519 00:35:04,957 --> 00:35:06,104 Ben? 520 00:35:06,716 --> 00:35:07,865 Ben. 521 00:35:08,476 --> 00:35:10,466 I have two pieces of news. 522 00:35:11,555 --> 00:35:13,351 A bad one, and a slightly worse one. 523 00:35:13,594 --> 00:35:16,061 Marion, you need to stop waking me up like this all the time. 524 00:35:16,433 --> 00:35:18,992 - It's brutal. - This bus is not going to Sunny Beach. 525 00:35:19,232 --> 00:35:22,382 We said hotels. We said hot tubs. 526 00:35:22,671 --> 00:35:24,707 - Ben, Ben. - What? 527 00:35:24,950 --> 00:35:27,259 I need to tell you. I've got two new best friends. 528 00:35:27,510 --> 00:35:29,067 Almog and Yuval. Just there. 529 00:35:29,310 --> 00:35:32,937 They're gonna take us to the best spots in Rodope Park. Isn't it great? 530 00:35:33,148 --> 00:35:35,297 No Marion, we're not following some strangers we don't know. 531 00:35:35,387 --> 00:35:37,537 Ben look at me. 532 00:35:37,907 --> 00:35:40,579 I have a very good feeling about them. Trust me, I have an instinct for that. 533 00:35:41,026 --> 00:35:43,663 You have an instinct for lying. 534 00:35:43,785 --> 00:35:46,344 Look at them. Don't they look nice? 535 00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:51,183 No, they look like circus jugglers. 536 00:35:51,384 --> 00:35:52,452 All good. 537 00:35:52,742 --> 00:35:55,131 I don't care if I sound posh 538 00:35:55,261 --> 00:35:58,378 and if you feel ashamed of me, but I feel we'll end up sleeping in trailers. 539 00:36:12,776 --> 00:36:15,926 I can feel we're gonna have to shit in the woods again. I can feel it. 540 00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:27,324 Paradise for goats. 541 00:36:27,692 --> 00:36:29,602 I'm not fit for this. At all. 542 00:36:30,292 --> 00:36:31,849 Ben, heads up. 543 00:36:32,371 --> 00:36:35,009 - I know, it looks amazing. - Is it beautiful or not? 544 00:36:35,171 --> 00:36:38,081 It's beautiful, but I'm not adapted for this. 545 00:36:39,009 --> 00:36:43,001 You all have moutain boots. I've got beach shoes. 546 00:36:51,284 --> 00:36:52,923 Ok, I love this place. 547 00:36:53,045 --> 00:36:55,432 No way. French people in Perelik? 548 00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:56,752 Yes indeed. 549 00:36:56,924 --> 00:36:59,562 - Hello, I'm Marion. - Hi, I'm Philippe. From Bruxelles. 550 00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:01,434 - Benjamin. - First time in Perelik? 551 00:37:01,561 --> 00:37:04,474 Congrats guys. What I love about french people is that you're always ready for adventure. 552 00:37:04,641 --> 00:37:06,677 - You think so? - I had no idea, but alright. 553 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,394 - Should I show you around? - Yes, with great pleasure. 554 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,913 This is the bathroom area. 555 00:37:11,999 --> 00:37:15,594 I must warn you, showers are a bit dodgy. Sometimes hot, sometimes cold. You'll get used to it. 556 00:37:15,678 --> 00:37:17,269 Can I visit the toilets though? 557 00:37:17,397 --> 00:37:20,274 No you can't. See the scarf? It means it's occupied. 558 00:37:22,476 --> 00:37:26,024 - Bye Marion, enjoy your holidays. - Stop. Come back here. 559 00:37:26,275 --> 00:37:29,027 - You don't like the scarf system? - Let's continue. 560 00:37:29,115 --> 00:37:31,786 This is the kitchen corner. It's amazing. 561 00:37:32,033 --> 00:37:34,944 This is a Bulgarian family. 562 00:37:35,071 --> 00:37:37,302 There's a turnover, but today is their turn, again. 563 00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:40,383 I must warn you, it's not really good, but they're extremely nice. 564 00:37:41,070 --> 00:37:44,506 Does it mean we take turns for cooking? 565 00:37:44,709 --> 00:37:47,064 Exactly. We switch regurlarly. 566 00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:48,543 - Can you cook? - No. 567 00:37:48,668 --> 00:37:50,261 Excellent! You'll learn! 568 00:37:50,428 --> 00:37:53,464 That's what's great about Perelik 569 00:37:53,587 --> 00:37:55,781 We're all open to help those who don't know 570 00:37:55,906 --> 00:37:59,262 - Exactly! - It's great. That's exactly what we came for. 571 00:38:02,624 --> 00:38:06,219 Thanks a lot for the tour. 572 00:38:07,343 --> 00:38:09,538 - He's nice, isn't he? - A bit annoying if you ask me. 573 00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:21,251 - Really good. - No, it's not 'really good'. 574 00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:27,687 - We're 25 per room. - We're gonna be just fine. Have you ever had such a king size bed? 575 00:38:27,817 --> 00:38:30,012 I'm not in Erasmus Exchange program. I'm too old for that. 576 00:38:30,336 --> 00:38:33,532 Where will I put my stuff? I'll have to hide my money, my laptop... 577 00:38:51,010 --> 00:38:53,728 After all, we can be flexible. Let's not act like party-poopers. 578 00:38:53,928 --> 00:38:56,363 - Promiscuity can be fun eh? - Yes. 579 00:39:23,281 --> 00:39:26,158 - Look at you, all relaxed now! - Sure, we don't care. 580 00:39:26,279 --> 00:39:27,952 Holidays are holidays. 581 00:39:30,958 --> 00:39:33,347 So where have you been before coming here? 582 00:39:33,518 --> 00:39:36,156 We spent a month in Tirana, in Albania. 583 00:39:36,237 --> 00:39:38,956 Then we'll stay here two more weeks, then we'll head up to Belgrad 584 00:39:39,037 --> 00:39:41,027 And finally Sarajevo, because it's Jeanne's dream. 585 00:39:41,116 --> 00:39:42,263 Why? 586 00:39:45,611 --> 00:39:47,489 What do you mean Ben? Sarajevo is gorgeous! 587 00:39:47,691 --> 00:39:49,573 It's my dream! 588 00:39:50,101 --> 00:39:51,738 And actually, it's not much 589 00:39:51,939 --> 00:39:54,169 - Something like... two years ao? - Yes, two years. 590 00:39:54,379 --> 00:39:56,369 - We spent 16 months in Asia. - 16 mois? 591 00:39:56,499 --> 00:39:58,056 But don't you have a job? 592 00:39:58,338 --> 00:40:00,213 Do you ever work? 593 00:40:00,818 --> 00:40:02,614 Of course we do. 594 00:40:02,697 --> 00:40:06,371 You know, traveling the world is a full time activity. That's not something you improvise. 595 00:40:06,496 --> 00:40:08,726 I find that lifestyle fascinating. Totally amazing. 596 00:40:09,015 --> 00:40:11,163 - It's a choice. - Exactly. 597 00:40:11,334 --> 00:40:13,801 - The world is such a big place. - True, true. 598 00:40:13,934 --> 00:40:16,685 It makes me want to cheer to our world's beauty 599 00:40:16,932 --> 00:40:19,924 - Yes, to our world's beauty! - to our world's beauty! 600 00:40:20,331 --> 00:40:22,128 to our world's beauty! 601 00:40:27,529 --> 00:40:29,008 Mother's Earth Energy... 602 00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:33,239 You give, you receive, You give, you receive... 603 00:40:33,408 --> 00:40:35,398 Hey, don't we look like we're in 'Hair' musical? 604 00:40:38,806 --> 00:40:40,558 It feels so good to be here. 605 00:40:41,326 --> 00:40:42,838 Eh? We're good eh? 606 00:40:44,844 --> 00:40:47,074 I think I'm starting to like it. For real. 607 00:40:47,724 --> 00:40:50,475 - Are you smoking a joint? - Yeah... 608 00:40:51,723 --> 00:40:54,440 - It's soft and natural. - In that case... 609 00:40:54,961 --> 00:40:56,633 Philippe grows it on its deck. 610 00:40:56,761 --> 00:40:58,956 - The belgian guy. - Belgian guy gave you this? 611 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:03,993 Oh, it's full-bodied. 612 00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:05,998 Oh, it's strong. 613 00:41:07,238 --> 00:41:09,115 That's one hell of a deck he's got. 614 00:41:10,997 --> 00:41:14,148 Those two are amazing, aren't they? So much freedom in their lives. 615 00:41:14,476 --> 00:41:17,273 Freedom, please... 616 00:41:17,834 --> 00:41:20,951 - A very capitalistic freedom. - What do you mean? 617 00:41:21,714 --> 00:41:26,467 Did you hear them? They rent their flat in one of the biggest european capital 618 00:41:26,592 --> 00:41:31,188 to rich people, meaning they promote real estate speculation 619 00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:33,465 And from there, they travel the world in the cheapest places. 620 00:41:33,550 --> 00:41:36,621 And finally they give us humanistic lessons, wearing ponchos. 621 00:41:38,269 --> 00:41:40,702 That's very well played, but I'd never call that freedom. 622 00:41:40,829 --> 00:41:42,784 You're proud of your theory, eh? 623 00:41:43,028 --> 00:41:44,858 It's not bad. Not bad. 624 00:41:45,587 --> 00:41:48,054 On the other hand, I've got much respect for, hum 625 00:41:49,666 --> 00:41:50,984 For Tania. 626 00:41:51,065 --> 00:41:52,658 Of course. 627 00:41:52,865 --> 00:41:54,741 She travels the world. 628 00:41:55,024 --> 00:41:57,298 She's so brave. I'm really proud of her. 629 00:41:57,424 --> 00:42:00,176 - And more importantly, she's very, very fit - So fit 630 00:42:00,702 --> 00:42:04,296 - What? I mean she's fit, but... - You're smoking truth potion! 631 00:42:04,542 --> 00:42:06,735 I'm not even looking at her. 632 00:42:08,341 --> 00:42:10,409 My wee frenchies! 633 00:42:20,936 --> 00:42:21,732 Canyoning! 634 00:42:22,136 --> 00:42:26,413 Stop it. It's embarassing. 635 00:42:42,170 --> 00:42:46,400 Unbelievable. All they need is to blow their nose to stop sounding so nasal. 636 00:42:46,488 --> 00:42:48,638 I know a great ENT specialist who can help them. 637 00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:51,803 Apart from that, you're really into canyoning? 638 00:42:51,887 --> 00:42:53,400 What's canyoning? 639 00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:56,283 - Come on, Ben. - What am I doing here?! Fuck! 640 00:42:56,406 --> 00:42:58,840 - Come on. - Why did I say Yes? 641 00:42:59,085 --> 00:43:02,235 - Just lean backwards. - I can't! I'm going to die! 642 00:43:02,484 --> 00:43:05,714 - Just put your feet againt the rock. 643 00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:08,716 - Go on Ben! - I thought we'd go canoeing 644 00:43:11,641 --> 00:43:13,199 "C�nioningue!" 645 00:43:13,281 --> 00:43:16,591 I can't stand those two anymore. For real, I can't. 646 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:20,314 I'm on the wrong slope. I'm going to slip. 647 00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:22,996 Three, four... 648 00:43:25,716 --> 00:43:27,117 YOU'RE BUSTING MY BALLS!! 649 00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:46,187 That's the first thing you learn when... 650 00:43:46,591 --> 00:43:49,060 - Fuck. 651 00:43:52,270 --> 00:43:55,340 Trust him. He used to be in the army. 652 00:44:01,826 --> 00:44:03,418 - All good? - What? 653 00:44:03,586 --> 00:44:07,055 - Why not take your pants off? Flash them your arse? - Ben, it's alright. 654 00:44:07,225 --> 00:44:09,454 - No, it's not alright. - There's no worry with them. 655 00:44:09,743 --> 00:44:11,302 What do you mean? 656 00:44:11,584 --> 00:44:13,255 - Ben. - What? 657 00:44:13,422 --> 00:44:15,652 They're together. They're gay. 658 00:44:16,543 --> 00:44:19,055 How do you know? Nothing says they're gay. 659 00:44:22,102 --> 00:44:23,897 Ok, fine, obviously they're gay. 660 00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,848 Still, it's not a good reason. 661 00:44:27,059 --> 00:44:30,050 Whenever there's a gay guy around, you girls always flip a switch 662 00:44:30,338 --> 00:44:33,648 You start flashing your boobs and talk sex with them like it's your best friend. 663 00:44:33,818 --> 00:44:36,535 - They're still guys. - Falafel! 664 00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:44,169 In Paris we have a restaurant called 'Ace of Falafel' 665 00:44:44,335 --> 00:44:47,564 It's in 'Le Marais' quarter (gay district) 666 00:46:10,070 --> 00:46:12,138 Don't make me carry you upstairs. Come on. 667 00:46:13,189 --> 00:46:15,065 - I'm thirsty for water. - Shhh 668 00:46:15,147 --> 00:46:17,377 - Everybody is sleeping - I don't give a shit 669 00:46:17,506 --> 00:46:20,020 Israel is not sleeping. They always sleep with one eye open. 670 00:46:20,307 --> 00:46:23,182 They're gonna get up at 6am to build a tree house. 671 00:46:28,664 --> 00:46:30,335 - Oh fuck. - What? 672 00:46:30,903 --> 00:46:32,302 - Oh fuck. - What's happening. 673 00:46:32,422 --> 00:46:34,252 - What's happening. - Have a look. 674 00:46:37,421 --> 00:46:38,820 They're shagging! 675 00:46:46,779 --> 00:46:48,928 She's a brave one, that Tania. 676 00:46:49,578 --> 00:46:52,650 They lied to me. They're not gay at all. 677 00:46:52,938 --> 00:46:55,893 Of course they're not gay. You made it up in your imagination. 678 00:46:57,456 --> 00:47:00,049 - I can't believe it. - What should we do? 679 00:47:00,934 --> 00:47:02,161 What do you mean 'what sould we do'? 680 00:47:03,013 --> 00:47:05,971 - Do you wanna go in? - Are you crazy? What got into you? 681 00:47:06,172 --> 00:47:08,607 I'm just saying. They told me 'join us'. 682 00:47:09,731 --> 00:47:11,687 Ok, let's go in if you want to. 683 00:47:12,331 --> 00:47:14,128 - You really want to go in? - Yes. 684 00:47:15,251 --> 00:47:17,683 - Ok let's go then. - One, two, three... 685 00:47:17,970 --> 00:47:20,324 I knew it you didn't want to sleep with them! 686 00:47:20,408 --> 00:47:21,841 You're driving me mad! 687 00:47:22,008 --> 00:47:24,726 Do you really think I want to see you like a meatball in this falafel? 688 00:47:24,888 --> 00:47:26,559 There are limits to my intimacy, period. 689 00:47:27,127 --> 00:47:28,957 - Come on now. - Yeah, yeah. 690 00:47:29,367 --> 00:47:30,958 Canyoning! 691 00:47:51,959 --> 00:47:53,392 Don't tell me you're eating?! 692 00:47:55,599 --> 00:47:56,917 Yes, you are. 693 00:47:58,278 --> 00:48:01,029 I'm starving. 694 00:48:01,277 --> 00:48:03,505 - Is it good? - It's amazing. 695 00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:05,513 - Give me some. - You want to try? 696 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,387 - There - Try that 697 00:48:11,034 --> 00:48:12,547 - It's good. - So good. 698 00:48:12,674 --> 00:48:14,822 - There's chorizo if you want - Not a bad idea 699 00:48:19,151 --> 00:48:21,460 - It's good - I love chorizo 700 00:48:21,991 --> 00:48:23,549 A bit too salty though. 701 00:48:23,831 --> 00:48:25,706 - Just a bit. - Just a bit too salty. 702 00:48:25,949 --> 00:48:28,258 That's my first aperitive-sex ever. 703 00:48:32,508 --> 00:48:33,907 Ah, that's better. 704 00:48:35,706 --> 00:48:37,265 What a good meal. 705 00:49:00,499 --> 00:49:02,296 When will it stop? 706 00:49:02,979 --> 00:49:04,331 What? 707 00:49:05,418 --> 00:49:07,295 In the last 72 hours, 708 00:49:07,937 --> 00:49:10,770 We got kicked out from an AirBnb 709 00:49:11,856 --> 00:49:14,653 I almost died doing canyoning, 710 00:49:14,975 --> 00:49:16,886 And now we're sleeping in some staples 711 00:49:17,095 --> 00:49:19,972 because two israelian shaggers have claimed the dorm. 712 00:49:20,453 --> 00:49:22,205 - That's dense - So dense 713 00:49:25,452 --> 00:49:29,603 That reminds me of that movie with Grassman and Trintignant, "Le Fanfaron". 714 00:49:30,811 --> 00:49:33,846 Jean-Louis Trintignant is a quiet young man, 715 00:49:34,370 --> 00:49:37,405 who meets Vittorio Grassman and decides to follow him. 716 00:49:37,488 --> 00:49:39,719 And crazy things happen to him. 717 00:49:40,008 --> 00:49:42,202 I know. I've seen that film. 718 00:49:43,087 --> 00:49:45,042 It was my dad's favourite film. 719 00:49:45,686 --> 00:49:47,199 I love it. 720 00:49:48,005 --> 00:49:51,202 But you forgot to mention that Trintignant's character dies at the end. 721 00:49:52,004 --> 00:49:53,756 - No way? - Indeed. 722 00:49:54,603 --> 00:49:57,720 - Shit, I'm sorry. I totally forgot. - That's funny you forgot that detail. 723 00:50:02,602 --> 00:50:03,919 I'm happy. 724 00:50:12,159 --> 00:50:13,796 I'm happy too. 725 00:50:38,750 --> 00:50:40,866 He's doing something really weird to me. 726 00:51:04,663 --> 00:51:06,062 They're not even looking at us. 727 00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:17,290 They ditched us quite fast, didn't they? 728 00:51:17,619 --> 00:51:20,815 They live the moment, not like us. 729 00:51:21,538 --> 00:51:24,416 They touched me. Deeply. 730 00:51:27,415 --> 00:51:28,973 - Let's go? - Let's go. 731 00:51:31,815 --> 00:51:35,568 - You alright Ben? - It's just the sweat in my eyes. 732 00:51:36,374 --> 00:51:38,204 The weather's so humid around here. 733 00:51:40,013 --> 00:51:43,129 I feel like we'll never see them again. That's what pisses me off. 734 00:51:43,371 --> 00:51:45,407 - Don't worry, they'll come to Paris - No they won't 735 00:51:45,691 --> 00:51:48,124 Next time, I'm having group sex with them. I don't care. 736 00:51:48,290 --> 00:51:50,041 Sharing is caring. 737 00:51:59,087 --> 00:52:01,759 Time to pay for our tickets. 738 00:52:05,645 --> 00:52:08,955 - I don't have my wallet. Did I give it to you? - No. I don't have mine either. 739 00:52:09,244 --> 00:52:10,756 - Are you kidding? - No, but don't panic. 740 00:52:10,844 --> 00:52:13,311 - Did you check your bag? - Yes, don't worry, we'll find them. 741 00:52:13,403 --> 00:52:16,314 - I always put it in the front pocket. - I'm gonna check. 742 00:52:16,402 --> 00:52:18,835 I remember putting it in here. 743 00:52:20,241 --> 00:52:23,198 Did I put it back here? Then we walked up the hill. 744 00:52:24,159 --> 00:52:25,559 And then we... 745 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,073 Oh fuck. 746 00:52:27,159 --> 00:52:28,386 What? 747 00:52:28,877 --> 00:52:31,631 - Fuck! Fuck! - What's happening Ben?! 748 00:52:31,797 --> 00:52:34,833 - The israelians robbed us. - Bullshit. 749 00:52:35,116 --> 00:52:36,868 - Of course they did. - You really think they cleaned us? 750 00:52:36,997 --> 00:52:39,429 Obviously, when they hugged us like a couple of cunts. 751 00:52:39,635 --> 00:52:42,627 - Fuck, those two faggots! - Yes, they are faggots. 752 00:52:42,795 --> 00:52:46,149 - But I aslo really love them. It's bugging me. - The ticket inspector is approaching. 753 00:52:46,313 --> 00:52:50,191 We have no money, no ID. Looks like we're good for 24h in jail. 754 00:52:50,752 --> 00:52:52,707 - Get up. - What? 755 00:52:52,991 --> 00:52:54,505 Get up. Let's hide. 756 00:52:54,911 --> 00:52:57,982 Are you crazy? We're gonna talk to the man with the lovely moustache and everything will be alright. 757 00:52:58,071 --> 00:53:01,903 I'm not spending 15 years in a turkish jail getting buttfucked by turkish cellmates. 758 00:53:02,228 --> 00:53:04,537 I don't think that can happen by getting arrested in Bulgaria. 759 00:53:04,628 --> 00:53:07,585 Trust me please. Just get up and put a smile on your face. 760 00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:10,055 Alright. you've snapped. You've obvisously snapped. 761 00:53:13,065 --> 00:53:15,454 - What are you doing? - I'm creating a decoy. 762 00:53:15,544 --> 00:53:17,660 You're just drawing all the attention on us. 763 00:53:19,423 --> 00:53:21,175 Look back to see if he's after us. 764 00:53:23,543 --> 00:53:27,091 - What are you doing now? - Setting up some traps. 765 00:53:28,860 --> 00:53:31,659 He's following us. Come on. 766 00:53:32,261 --> 00:53:34,137 What the fuck are you doing? Ben?! 767 00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:42,169 - We're surrounded. There's another one here. - Relax Ben, I'm gonna talk to them. 768 00:53:42,337 --> 00:53:45,135 I'm gonna explain it all. Everything will be ok. 769 00:53:45,336 --> 00:53:46,894 Let's jump. LET'S JUMP! 770 00:53:46,975 --> 00:53:49,444 Are you crazy? What are you doing with that door? 771 00:53:49,975 --> 00:53:52,283 - LET'S JUMP! - Are you out of your mind? 772 00:53:52,574 --> 00:53:54,643 Don't toss my bag! Are you crazy? 773 00:53:54,733 --> 00:53:56,644 - Come! -What the hell are you doing? 774 00:53:59,613 --> 00:54:00,647 COME ON! 775 00:54:09,488 --> 00:54:11,843 - Did you see how I jumped?! - Like a mad man! 776 00:54:11,929 --> 00:54:13,805 - I jumped! - Like Jason Bourne! 777 00:54:13,968 --> 00:54:15,923 - Fuck the police! - Yeah! 778 00:54:18,207 --> 00:54:21,881 - We're outlaws! - We're thugs! We'll never py again! 779 00:54:47,997 --> 00:54:51,273 Could you talk to them a little bit? I'm afraid we're being quite rude. 780 00:54:53,596 --> 00:54:55,905 Do you speak english? 781 00:54:59,194 --> 00:55:00,833 I think they're having a good laugh at you. 782 00:55:17,510 --> 00:55:19,863 Looks a lot like piss to me. 783 00:55:28,066 --> 00:55:29,384 What are they doing now? 784 00:55:40,462 --> 00:55:42,577 - It was a joke? - Of course it was. 785 00:56:00,456 --> 00:56:02,493 Nice jump! 786 00:56:10,774 --> 00:56:12,491 You're good Ben? 787 00:56:12,613 --> 00:56:14,763 Absolutely not. 788 00:56:25,329 --> 00:56:27,284 Who exactly did he call sexy? 789 00:56:36,286 --> 00:56:37,924 Thank you, life! 790 00:56:38,045 --> 00:56:40,115 - Are you happy now? - Thank you, life! 791 00:56:40,205 --> 00:56:42,275 - Finally a clean place. - You have it. 792 00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:45,282 You stay here, I'll check in at the desk. 793 00:56:45,362 --> 00:56:47,718 I'll ask if my brother wired me some money. 794 00:56:47,803 --> 00:56:51,271 Marion! We're officially in heaven! Marble everywhere! 795 00:57:09,876 --> 00:57:12,184 It's gorgeous. So gorgeous. 796 00:57:31,150 --> 00:57:32,947 Is he actually explaining everything? 797 00:57:55,303 --> 00:57:57,895 Please do something, I'm begging you. 798 00:58:21,694 --> 00:58:23,085 This guy is crazy. 799 00:58:23,735 --> 00:58:25,565 - You gave him 20 leva? - yes 800 00:58:25,693 --> 00:58:27,253 - That's a lot of money, isn't it? - Who cares, we're on holidays! 801 00:58:28,293 --> 00:58:30,847 I'm hungry. Are you not hungry? 802 00:58:31,493 --> 00:58:33,721 Let's get a room service. We're gonna be just fine. 803 00:58:36,370 --> 00:58:39,168 - Oh... The bed got me. - Are not up for something else? 804 00:58:39,450 --> 00:58:42,601 - It's so comfy. - That thing you wanted to do when we got here? 805 00:58:44,369 --> 00:58:46,040 The water park? 806 00:58:46,568 --> 00:58:48,718 No no no. Let me have a wee nap 807 00:58:48,968 --> 00:58:51,197 Give me an hour, and I'll be all up for the water park. 808 00:58:51,286 --> 00:58:54,120 But first I'm gonna sleep reading a good old book. 809 00:58:55,525 --> 00:58:56,844 What a plan. 810 00:59:11,641 --> 00:59:16,030 They discovered a 4.5 billion years old meteor in Australia. Can you believe it? 811 00:59:17,039 --> 00:59:18,233 Crazy, eh? 812 00:59:18,799 --> 00:59:20,072 No? 813 00:59:20,518 --> 00:59:21,997 WIFI works like a charm here. 814 00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:29,704 I'm shattered. Should we go to sleep darling? 815 00:59:32,194 --> 00:59:35,664 I mean Darling... Are you ready for sleepy time? 816 00:59:36,314 --> 00:59:38,952 No, I'm gonna draw a little bit, I'll join you later. 817 00:59:39,473 --> 00:59:40,587 Alright. 818 00:59:41,312 --> 00:59:43,588 Have a good time, with music. 819 00:59:46,911 --> 00:59:49,219 I'm gonna get a water bottle for the bedroom. 820 01:01:12,525 --> 01:01:13,481 Aqui tens. 821 01:01:19,363 --> 01:01:20,512 It's... amazing. 822 01:01:20,963 --> 01:01:23,681 It's just eggs and olives. Nothing too special. 823 01:01:46,556 --> 01:01:49,513 "E" for 'Equipier'(teammate)! "S" for 'Solidarity'! 824 01:01:49,635 --> 01:01:52,352 "I" for 'Immortal'! "C" for 'Challenger'! 825 01:01:52,673 --> 01:01:54,391 ESIC! 826 01:01:54,513 --> 01:01:55,865 ESIC! ESIC! ESIC! 827 01:01:56,673 --> 01:01:58,741 ESIC! ESIC! 828 01:01:58,912 --> 01:02:00,344 ESIC! 829 01:02:04,191 --> 01:02:06,657 - What a coincidence! - Crazy! Which year? 830 01:02:06,829 --> 01:02:10,025 - 1996. - Me, 1998. J�r�me Lesture. 831 01:02:10,148 --> 01:02:12,741 - You must know my brother. - Of course I know him. What's his name? 832 01:02:12,947 --> 01:02:15,381 - It's Arthur. - Arthur Dutour? Of course. 833 01:02:15,587 --> 01:02:17,702 - Do you know him? - Indeed I do. 834 01:02:17,785 --> 01:02:19,584 - Can we join you? - Of course 835 01:02:19,666 --> 01:02:21,781 - Hello. - My wife, Pauline. 836 01:02:21,904 --> 01:02:22,860 Nice to meet you. 837 01:02:23,145 --> 01:02:26,659 - My little princess, Naomie. - What a cutie! Hello! 838 01:02:26,864 --> 01:02:30,856 - Let me introduce you Marion. - Nice to meet you. J�r�me Lesture. 839 01:02:31,023 --> 01:02:32,216 Hello. 840 01:02:32,421 --> 01:02:34,298 - What a coincidence. It's mad. - I can't believe it. 841 01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:37,573 - So the three of you went to the same school? - Not me, but I love their song. 842 01:02:38,220 --> 01:02:40,289 - Of course. - ESIC! ESIC! 843 01:02:40,659 --> 01:02:42,297 I did it alone this time. 844 01:02:42,899 --> 01:02:44,218 How long have you been here? 845 01:02:45,058 --> 01:02:47,891 - In this hotel? Three days. - Alright. 846 01:02:47,977 --> 01:02:50,206 - First time in Bulgaria? - Yes indeed. 847 01:02:50,337 --> 01:02:52,328 Amazing. That's the second time for us. 848 01:02:52,457 --> 01:02:53,684 - Yeah? - Yeah. 849 01:02:53,815 --> 01:02:55,134 Because you really like the country? 850 01:02:55,216 --> 01:02:57,934 Nah, it's not really interesting around here. 851 01:02:58,095 --> 01:03:01,369 It's difficult to find nice holidays destinations these days. 852 01:03:01,533 --> 01:03:04,729 - You bet. - Spain is crowded with german people. 853 01:03:04,812 --> 01:03:07,723 Greece is broke since the economic crisis. 854 01:03:08,011 --> 01:03:09,809 - True that. - Morroco, Tun�sia... 855 01:03:09,972 --> 01:03:12,610 I don't want to get shot when I'm taking a nap on the beach. 856 01:03:12,970 --> 01:03:14,288 It's no simple, I tell you. 857 01:03:14,369 --> 01:03:17,644 Especially for 800 euros all inclusive. It's ridiculous. 858 01:03:18,208 --> 01:03:20,517 I call this 'The Happiness Bracelet' 859 01:03:22,007 --> 01:03:23,725 Everything is so cheap here. 860 01:03:25,526 --> 01:03:27,245 ESIC! 861 01:03:28,086 --> 01:03:31,361 We wanted to visit Nessebar this afternoon. Would you like to tag along? 862 01:03:31,845 --> 01:03:34,961 - Nessebar? The old town? - Yes absolutely. 863 01:03:35,083 --> 01:03:37,802 You've been talking about it for day. Would you like to go? 864 01:03:37,924 --> 01:03:38,912 Oh, come on. 865 01:03:39,003 --> 01:03:41,196 - Let's do it together. - We don't want to force you. 866 01:03:41,361 --> 01:03:43,591 Let's do this. 867 01:03:43,681 --> 01:03:44,795 Excellent. 868 01:03:45,521 --> 01:03:47,316 "Tra... ces... 869 01:03:47,519 --> 01:03:51,637 go... from... the..." 870 01:03:52,318 --> 01:03:56,470 City... of... Me... sem... bria..." 871 01:03:57,277 --> 01:04:01,235 - She's made so much progress. - "O... X... I... I..." 872 01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:04,867 "Be... fore... G... C..." 873 01:04:05,075 --> 01:04:07,986 - J.C. It means Jesus Christ. - She hasn't learned it yet. 874 01:04:08,194 --> 01:04:09,263 That's why. 875 01:04:09,393 --> 01:04:11,145 - Very good, Naomie. - Congratulation sweetheart. 876 01:04:11,233 --> 01:04:12,666 I'm not finished! 877 01:04:12,912 --> 01:04:15,870 Don't worry, you'll read it later. Give the book back to Marion please. 878 01:04:15,992 --> 01:04:17,265 No I don't want to! 879 01:04:17,631 --> 01:04:19,030 - Give me the book back, Naomi. - No! 880 01:04:19,191 --> 01:04:21,988 - Come on darling - No I don't want to 881 01:04:22,150 --> 01:04:25,425 What are you doing? Give me that book Naomi. 882 01:04:26,069 --> 01:04:28,582 Naomi, give me that book. Oh look, an ice-cream shop! 883 01:04:28,748 --> 01:04:30,066 Got ya! 884 01:04:30,148 --> 01:04:33,105 - She got me too. - Me too, there's nothing there. 885 01:04:33,187 --> 01:04:34,858 You shirt is ugly. 886 01:04:35,026 --> 01:04:36,777 - Perdon? - So is your bag. 887 01:04:38,785 --> 01:04:41,060 You're ugly, Everything you're wearing is ugly. 888 01:04:42,463 --> 01:04:44,182 Oh oh, well said! 889 01:04:44,384 --> 01:04:46,692 Listen, Naomi, That's called an opinion 890 01:04:46,783 --> 01:04:49,660 For example, your pink bracelet, 891 01:04:50,022 --> 01:04:52,853 I find it absolutely disgusting, But I'm sure you find it cute, right? 892 01:04:52,940 --> 01:04:54,579 Yes, Mommy bought it for me. 893 01:04:55,940 --> 01:04:57,167 Oh yeah? 894 01:04:57,259 --> 01:05:00,535 See, I hate pink, but you seem to love it. 895 01:05:00,739 --> 01:05:03,888 You wear pink head to toe. 'Na na na, pink is for girls', I hate that. 896 01:05:04,057 --> 01:05:05,206 - Ok that's enough. - Let's resume the visit? 897 01:05:05,618 --> 01:05:08,654 - See, we both are right. - You are so mean! 898 01:05:08,736 --> 01:05:10,726 - What? - Don't answer. 899 01:05:10,855 --> 01:05:12,574 No, it's really important. There's something you didn't get 900 01:05:12,655 --> 01:05:16,408 I'm not mean, Naomi. You've been mean to me. 901 01:05:16,574 --> 01:05:18,404 - Very mean by the way. - That's enough. 902 01:05:18,493 --> 01:05:20,926 - Alright, alright. - I think she can understand. 903 01:05:21,053 --> 01:05:22,930 Should we meet again tonight? 904 01:05:23,293 --> 01:05:24,850 - At the hotel. - Yes, at the hotel. 905 01:05:24,971 --> 01:05:26,927 - ESIC! Later. - Later. 906 01:05:27,051 --> 01:05:30,804 - I want an ice cream! - You had enough ice cream for the rest of your life. 907 01:05:30,890 --> 01:05:32,402 Hey, that's enough now. 908 01:05:33,168 --> 01:05:34,319 What a nightmare! 909 01:05:34,409 --> 01:05:37,205 No, you can't argue with a 6 years old girl. 910 01:05:37,289 --> 01:05:39,199 That was insane, what you just did. 911 01:05:39,368 --> 01:05:42,120 Being six doesn't give her the right to be so obnoxious. 912 01:05:42,287 --> 01:05:44,516 Don't get to her level. That doesn't make any sense. 913 01:05:44,767 --> 01:05:49,962 First of all, why do we have to put up with these boring people and their rude kid? 914 01:05:50,124 --> 01:05:52,717 What's with this stupid social obligations between french people? 915 01:05:52,844 --> 01:05:55,755 Maybe I just enjoyed their company. Maybe I thought they were nice. 916 01:05:55,963 --> 01:05:57,441 That's all it is. 917 01:05:59,162 --> 01:06:01,550 - You thought they were nice? - really nice. 918 01:06:46,268 --> 01:06:47,985 You are bright red, you know? 919 01:06:48,067 --> 01:06:49,385 - Am I? - You are. 920 01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:51,185 I didn't realise. I loved it. 921 01:07:16,499 --> 01:07:19,138 He's really getting on my nerves with his sexy. 922 01:07:19,299 --> 01:07:21,492 Since when do you call me your wife? 923 01:07:22,737 --> 01:07:24,409 What? You're my wife in some way, no? 924 01:07:35,613 --> 01:07:38,410 The place I'm taking you tonight is totally insane. 925 01:07:38,692 --> 01:07:43,605 It's a japanese restaurant. The chef is called Mamachiko... 926 01:07:43,731 --> 01:07:46,961 Mamofokou, or something like that. Five stars on TripAdvisor. 927 01:07:58,607 --> 01:08:00,119 - Fleur! - Hey. 928 01:08:00,206 --> 01:08:03,356 - How are things in Yogurtland? - Things are really good! 929 01:08:03,486 --> 01:08:05,395 I've been trying to phone you for two days 930 01:08:05,765 --> 01:08:07,561 - Where are you? - Well look, I'm here. 931 01:08:07,803 --> 01:08:11,193 What's up in the Balkans? Are you having fun? 932 01:08:11,363 --> 01:08:13,557 I miss you guys so much. 933 01:08:13,642 --> 01:08:18,156 -Hiya! We have to go. - I'll catch up with you guys. 934 01:08:18,561 --> 01:08:20,279 I'm coming in a minute 935 01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:23,832 Listen, hen, there's something I need to tell you 936 01:08:23,919 --> 01:08:27,594 - Wait, first, how are things with ESIC? - All good. Who cares? I'll tell you later. 937 01:08:27,718 --> 01:08:30,310 - Hiya pals. How are you? - Hey how are you? 938 01:08:30,397 --> 01:08:32,706 Be nice to Marion or we'll beat the crap out of you. 939 01:08:32,797 --> 01:08:34,195 Don't worry, I'm taking very good care of care. 940 01:08:34,676 --> 01:08:38,953 By the way guys, I need to steal her from you for 5 mn. I've got a surprise for her. 941 01:08:39,075 --> 01:08:40,825 Let me finish my call and I'll be with you, ok? 942 01:08:41,114 --> 01:08:44,025 Nah, don't worry. Let's call each other soon, ok? 943 01:08:44,273 --> 01:08:47,661 Nazdrave. Bye pals. See you soon. 944 01:08:47,752 --> 01:08:50,107 Sending big kisses, ciao! 945 01:08:52,191 --> 01:08:54,341 - Here we are. - Why couldn't you let me finish my call? 946 01:08:54,470 --> 01:08:56,664 Oh stop it, you were finished already. 947 01:08:56,790 --> 01:08:58,745 And I have something more important to do with you. 948 01:08:58,829 --> 01:09:00,467 - But, Ben. - yes? 949 01:09:00,629 --> 01:09:03,061 I don't necessarly want to have sex after you had a really good poo 950 01:09:03,187 --> 01:09:05,747 when your brain is really at peace, and your skin is really well oiled. 951 01:09:08,985 --> 01:09:11,579 - A bit rough... - That really pissed me off 952 01:09:11,706 --> 01:09:15,060 They're my friends. I was thrilled to have them on the phone. Why did you interrupt me? 953 01:09:17,183 --> 01:09:18,741 Well, ok. 954 01:09:20,222 --> 01:09:22,737 Should we dress up and go to the restaurant? 955 01:09:23,222 --> 01:09:24,778 I don't want to go. 956 01:09:26,061 --> 01:09:27,335 Why? 957 01:09:27,420 --> 01:09:31,537 I don't want to eat sushis in Bulgaria. Can you understand? 958 01:09:32,219 --> 01:09:34,652 It's funny, how obsessed you can get. 959 01:09:57,371 --> 01:10:00,727 - What's with her and her 'hop hop hop'? - She booked the chairs. 960 01:10:00,851 --> 01:10:03,921 - Do you hear how she's talking to us? 961 01:10:32,201 --> 01:10:34,635 . 962 01:11:01,554 --> 01:11:02,828 Calma, calma! 963 01:11:02,913 --> 01:11:05,505 - Marion, they're insane, let's just go. - No. it's importante. 964 01:11:19,028 --> 01:11:21,780 - You have to stop now. You're insane. - Did you hear how he's been talking to me? 965 01:11:28,986 --> 01:11:30,179 Cunt! 966 01:11:36,104 --> 01:11:38,217 - Marion, come back, I'm sorry. - Fuck off! 967 01:11:38,342 --> 01:11:39,856 Marion, please, come back. 968 01:11:42,621 --> 01:11:43,974 Marion! 969 01:11:45,620 --> 01:11:47,338 Oh shut your mouth, you. 970 01:12:30,368 --> 01:12:34,120 I'M WORRIED MARION PLEASE ANSWER MY MESSAGES 971 01:13:53,022 --> 01:13:54,058 h? 972 01:13:54,303 --> 01:13:57,338 You want to try some real bulgarian tradition, eh? 973 01:14:05,659 --> 01:14:06,977 Nazdrave. 974 01:17:15,844 --> 01:17:17,196 Ben. 975 01:17:22,241 --> 01:17:23,469 Marion... 976 01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:28,508 What's wrong? 977 01:17:31,159 --> 01:17:32,671 How could you do this to me? 978 01:17:34,198 --> 01:17:36,233 - What's the problem? - The problem? 979 01:17:36,317 --> 01:17:38,512 I've been looking for you for two hours! 980 01:17:39,675 --> 01:17:41,553 I've been looking everywhere, for fuck's sakes. 981 01:17:42,516 --> 01:17:45,268 I called you fifteen times. You never answered. 982 01:17:45,835 --> 01:17:49,428 And you're here with that guy who wants to fuck you since day one? 983 01:17:49,514 --> 01:17:51,549 Nothing happened, what are you talking about? And I don't need to justify myself. 984 01:17:51,673 --> 01:17:53,663 - You don't need to justify yourself? - No I don't! 985 01:17:53,872 --> 01:17:58,502 It's not about justifying, it's about respecting me. 986 01:18:00,111 --> 01:18:03,659 Can you hear what you're saying? You want to put me on a lead. 987 01:18:03,750 --> 01:18:05,626 I was the one on a lead the whole holidays! 988 01:18:05,829 --> 01:18:09,378 - Let's do this, let's do that - Didn't you have the best holidays of your life? 989 01:18:09,508 --> 01:18:10,861 I loved it. 990 01:18:11,028 --> 01:18:13,382 But I brought you here for three days because I really like this place. 991 01:18:13,466 --> 01:18:17,141 No, you only did it to be in a comfy hotel full of old cunts. 992 01:18:17,506 --> 01:18:20,099 We just don't have the same expectations. 993 01:18:24,224 --> 01:18:25,942 Why did you come get me tonight? 994 01:18:27,422 --> 01:18:29,811 I came to get an apology. 995 01:18:33,461 --> 01:18:35,496 You'll never get any. 996 01:18:38,660 --> 01:18:40,536 See, that's crazy... 997 01:18:41,178 --> 01:18:43,089 what was I expecting? 998 01:18:44,098 --> 01:18:46,691 Going on holiday with someone I barely knew? 999 01:18:53,056 --> 01:18:54,408 Enjoy your holidays. 1000 01:20:17,511 --> 01:20:21,183 TWO MONTHS LATER 1001 01:20:50,981 --> 01:20:53,210 Hey there. I didn't hear you come back. How are you? 1002 01:20:55,659 --> 01:20:58,650 - How are you, Christiane F? - No funny. 1003 01:20:59,217 --> 01:21:01,493 Are you already up? What have you been doing? 1004 01:21:01,698 --> 01:21:05,575 - A bit of work. - I was reading. 1005 01:21:05,856 --> 01:21:08,006 - You? reading? - Yeah. 1006 01:21:09,815 --> 01:21:11,725 Rom, please... 1007 01:21:12,574 --> 01:21:16,281 - Oops, sorry. For real... - Omelette? 1008 01:21:16,652 --> 01:21:18,211 - No, thank you. - I'd like some. 1009 01:21:18,333 --> 01:21:20,970 Could you use nice ham I like? 1010 01:21:21,132 --> 01:21:22,359 - From the butcher? - Yes. 1011 01:21:24,371 --> 01:21:26,282 - Do you need help? - To make an omelette? 1012 01:21:26,490 --> 01:21:27,808 I think I can manage. 1013 01:21:27,889 --> 01:21:29,481 I'm sure I can help you. 1014 01:21:30,050 --> 01:21:31,960 - I'll use paprika though - Oh great! 1015 01:21:32,249 --> 01:21:34,637 You sleep together? 1016 01:21:35,569 --> 01:21:38,797 - Are you crazy? - You had too many drugs. 1017 01:21:38,885 --> 01:21:42,003 Since when have you been sleeping together? 1018 01:21:43,845 --> 01:21:45,198 - Two weeks - Two months 1019 01:21:45,484 --> 01:21:48,556 Two months? Why didn't tell me? 1020 01:21:48,644 --> 01:21:50,679 We didn't hide it from you. You were on holidays. 1021 01:21:51,004 --> 01:21:54,915 - I got back two month ago. - And it's not been easy talking to you since then. 1022 01:21:55,121 --> 01:21:56,349 Yup. 1023 01:21:56,802 --> 01:21:59,917 You're on the edge. You're quite closed to us. 1024 01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:01,798 A wee bit passive-aggressive. 1025 01:22:02,081 --> 01:22:04,308 We were a bit scared to be honest. 1026 01:22:05,079 --> 01:22:06,670 To tell you. 1027 01:22:06,838 --> 01:22:08,033 That's true. 1028 01:22:08,318 --> 01:22:09,830 Tell me what? 1029 01:22:10,917 --> 01:22:12,349 That we are together. 1030 01:22:13,917 --> 01:22:15,872 When you say it like that, for sure... 1031 01:22:18,394 --> 01:22:21,113 Ok, alright. I'm going. 1032 01:22:21,753 --> 01:22:24,392 I need to process this. Too much information right now. 1033 01:22:24,553 --> 01:22:26,986 - Marion, let's talk about it. - No, I'm going to bed. 1034 01:22:27,233 --> 01:22:31,191 - We can get to bed with you if you want? - No, that's creepy though. 1035 01:22:32,710 --> 01:22:35,544 - It's only to comfort her. - There are limits. 1036 01:22:50,425 --> 01:22:51,859 A present for you. 1037 01:22:52,986 --> 01:22:54,383 It vibrates. 1038 01:22:54,784 --> 01:22:57,217 - Because you're single. - You're a cunt. 1039 01:22:59,503 --> 01:23:00,981 Is it good? 1040 01:23:02,542 --> 01:23:04,338 Is it really how people see me? 1041 01:23:07,260 --> 01:23:09,216 A self-centered person? 1042 01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:11,614 Who can't stand others being happy? 1043 01:23:12,938 --> 01:23:15,612 - It's dreadful. - No, it's nothing like that. 1044 01:23:16,497 --> 01:23:18,852 It's just not very clear for us too. 1045 01:23:19,337 --> 01:23:20,690 Should I remind you we're talking about Rom? 1046 01:23:22,176 --> 01:23:25,327 I know. How are you going to put up with him? 1047 01:23:25,416 --> 01:23:26,973 I don't know. 1048 01:23:27,855 --> 01:23:29,048 No idea, at all. 1049 01:23:29,374 --> 01:23:31,842 I know he's never gonna change. 1050 01:23:32,374 --> 01:23:34,727 He'll never know how to do his tax return 1051 01:23:34,813 --> 01:23:38,326 He'll always make brocoli dance and say that's how he makes a living. 1052 01:23:38,652 --> 01:23:39,970 But... 1053 01:23:41,010 --> 01:23:44,320 I think he's a freaking genius. And I'm crazy about him. 1054 01:23:47,208 --> 01:23:48,687 Odd, isn't it? 1055 01:23:50,049 --> 01:23:52,686 I find it beautiful that you are together. 1056 01:23:54,327 --> 01:23:57,204 And to be honest, I always knew it would happen. 1057 01:23:58,566 --> 01:24:01,954 Oh yeah, of course you knew! 1058 01:24:02,045 --> 01:24:03,112 You shut your mouth. 1059 01:24:03,483 --> 01:24:06,122 Careful, That's a music instrument! 1060 01:24:06,883 --> 01:24:10,193 So. Come with us. Enough with your garbage. 1061 01:24:10,642 --> 01:24:13,633 Come get some air, you're so pale you look like Mylene Farmer (french singer) 1062 01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:14,870 'Libertine' (song name) 1063 01:24:19,839 --> 01:24:21,034 Wait. 1064 01:24:21,279 --> 01:24:23,395 - Wait, excuse me. - What is it? 1065 01:24:23,678 --> 01:24:25,952 I don't know, it's just... 1066 01:24:26,038 --> 01:24:28,107 - Am I choking you? - Yes. I can't breath. 1067 01:24:28,197 --> 01:24:31,551 I'm sorry. Do you want to get on top of me? 1068 01:24:31,836 --> 01:24:34,304 - Okay - You'll be getting some fresh air 1069 01:24:34,515 --> 01:24:35,629 Hurry up. Hurry up. 1070 01:24:38,035 --> 01:24:40,548 Ouch, you broke it in half. 1071 01:24:41,193 --> 01:24:44,424 - Yes, but you're a bit... - Alright, here we are. 1072 01:24:45,992 --> 01:24:48,346 It's good like that. It's good. 1073 01:24:53,389 --> 01:24:56,347 What are you doing? Stop. 1074 01:24:56,669 --> 01:24:59,740 If you do that, my breats will get saggy and I hate it. 1075 01:24:59,948 --> 01:25:02,336 Okay, I'm sorry. 1076 01:25:02,468 --> 01:25:05,139 Now that I've told you that, I can see the image and it makes me uncomfortable. 1077 01:25:05,507 --> 01:25:07,780 Okay, so what would you like to do? 1078 01:25:08,785 --> 01:25:11,424 - Should I take you from behind? - In the butt? 1079 01:25:11,585 --> 01:25:13,461 - What? - No? 1080 01:25:13,664 --> 01:25:15,493 - Is that what you want? - No. 1081 01:25:15,582 --> 01:25:17,574 Okay, but we need a solution, quick. Cause things are getting lower. 1082 01:25:17,863 --> 01:25:20,376 - Do you like spooning. - I love it. 1083 01:25:20,942 --> 01:25:23,694 It's itchy. Wait, my butcheek is stuck. 1084 01:25:24,260 --> 01:25:26,489 It's not bad like that. 1085 01:25:26,819 --> 01:25:28,492 I can feel your bellybutton. It's funny. 1086 01:25:28,739 --> 01:25:30,171 Alirght, it's good like that. 1087 01:25:30,378 --> 01:25:32,255 - That's good yeah. - Wait. 1088 01:25:32,577 --> 01:25:34,010 - What? - Alright. 1089 01:25:34,259 --> 01:25:35,656 - Like this? - Yes. 1090 01:25:36,497 --> 01:25:38,488 - Wait, wait - What? What? - Stop, stop, stop, stop 1091 01:25:38,657 --> 01:25:40,647 Don't come inside me okay? 1092 01:25:40,816 --> 01:25:44,569 Don't come inside me, I find it absolutely disgusting. 1093 01:25:44,734 --> 01:25:47,167 It spreads and I feel like it's going to swallow my whole body. 1094 01:25:47,333 --> 01:25:48,971 - It's alright. - I'm sorry. 1095 01:25:49,174 --> 01:25:52,324 No worries, we're getting to know each other 1096 01:25:52,573 --> 01:25:56,326 - So... about now... are you finished? - Yep, that's the end of the line for me. 1097 01:25:56,451 --> 01:25:57,678 - For real? - Yes. 1098 01:25:57,811 --> 01:26:00,040 I'm gonna put some cream on. I think it's your beard. 1099 01:26:00,210 --> 01:26:01,723 You should shave, it's horrible like that. 1100 01:26:01,969 --> 01:26:04,642 I feel like you poked holes on my face. 1101 01:26:04,768 --> 01:26:07,362 You really need to do something about your beard, I'll be back 1102 01:26:07,609 --> 01:26:10,883 So you don't like beard or cum? Great. 1103 01:26:11,726 --> 01:26:15,162 So if I book my Monday, with the bank holiday, that would give us five days. 1104 01:26:15,285 --> 01:26:17,959 - Great, great. - That would leave enought time to enjoy. 1105 01:26:18,126 --> 01:26:21,035 And maybe on the way to Biarritz we can stop for a night at the P�tini�re? 1106 01:26:21,164 --> 01:26:23,678 Do you like it? Do you know it? G�raldine told me about it. 1107 01:26:23,763 --> 01:26:26,595 It's an hotel de charme. Their breakfasts are to die for. 1108 01:26:26,682 --> 01:26:29,116 I can't wait. 5 days just for us. 1109 01:26:29,282 --> 01:26:31,112 - I think that... - Sounds really good. 1110 01:26:31,361 --> 01:26:33,828 Wait Ben, I'm not on the bike. 1111 01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:36,674 Ben? 1112 01:26:38,039 --> 01:26:39,267 But... 1113 01:26:45,877 --> 01:26:48,344 - Great, 25 minutes late. Really great. - It's alright. 1114 01:26:48,756 --> 01:26:51,713 - No, that's not alright. - Don't even start. 1115 01:26:52,355 --> 01:26:54,231 You really look like shit. 1116 01:26:57,753 --> 01:26:59,232 Fuck. Shit. 1117 01:27:02,672 --> 01:27:04,104 You should sleep at night. 1118 01:27:06,670 --> 01:27:08,547 You're such a fucking teenager. 1119 01:27:11,669 --> 01:27:14,785 OUR FIRST HOLIDAYS MARION FERJANNE NEW GRAPHIC NOVEL 1120 01:27:15,548 --> 01:27:17,424 - Ben, please. - Wait. 1121 01:27:34,223 --> 01:27:37,020 MY HEROE COMING BACK, DEFEATED 1122 01:27:42,050 --> 01:27:44,492 Here you are. What are doing on the floor? 1123 01:27:48,064 --> 01:27:49,211 That's me. 1124 01:27:49,662 --> 01:27:51,458 - What do you mean? - That's me. 1125 01:27:51,782 --> 01:27:52,931 I see. 1126 01:27:56,061 --> 01:27:58,096 - She made a graphic novel about your holidays? - yeah 1127 01:27:59,220 --> 01:28:00,493 She's crazy. 1128 01:28:01,698 --> 01:28:03,178 It sucks. 1129 01:28:04,578 --> 01:28:07,171 - What do you mean? - Drawings are ugly. 1130 01:28:07,577 --> 01:28:09,773 - It's poorly made. - Ok, stop it now. 1131 01:28:10,737 --> 01:28:12,487 You're talking nonsense. 1132 01:28:12,855 --> 01:28:14,892 - Does it move you? - Of course it does. 1133 01:28:15,015 --> 01:28:16,368 It's cute. 1134 01:28:16,454 --> 01:28:17,773 You think that's cute? 1135 01:28:18,693 --> 01:28:20,411 You know why you don't like it? 1136 01:28:20,734 --> 01:28:23,088 It's knowing that this will never happen to you. 1137 01:28:23,610 --> 01:28:26,349 A girl drawing a graphic novel to tell you she loves you. 1138 01:28:26,932 --> 01:28:28,330 Never. 1139 01:28:29,251 --> 01:28:31,287 Because everything is planned and square with you guys. 6 months ahead. 1140 01:28:31,451 --> 01:28:35,442 You know exactly when you're gonna have sex, when you're gonna come... 1141 01:28:35,569 --> 01:28:36,604 Easy easy. 1142 01:28:36,689 --> 01:28:38,759 This is a reading room please. 1143 01:28:39,008 --> 01:28:41,237 Sorry. I'll take this. 1144 01:28:41,526 --> 01:28:43,007 You'll pay. 1145 01:28:44,926 --> 01:28:46,597 18,90 Euros 1146 01:28:47,286 --> 01:28:49,082 - 18,90? - Yes. 1147 01:28:49,284 --> 01:28:51,081 - For this? - Yes, for this. 1148 01:29:00,723 --> 01:29:02,473 Rom? Rom? 1149 01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:06,712 Do you mind doing this when we're not in the room please? 1150 01:29:10,079 --> 01:29:12,546 Rom, fuck, stop with that thing! 1151 01:29:12,997 --> 01:29:15,068 Could you stop? We're also here. 1152 01:29:15,558 --> 01:29:16,831 Thanks. 1153 01:29:17,236 --> 01:29:20,148 Sorry but ironing is annoying enough... 1154 01:29:20,356 --> 01:29:23,153 - So why are you doing it? - Doing what? 1155 01:29:23,275 --> 01:29:25,503 Why do you iron if it's so boring? 1156 01:29:26,994 --> 01:29:29,826 - You want to know why I'm ironing? - Well... 1157 01:29:29,913 --> 01:29:32,427 I'm ironing because I have a job. 1158 01:29:32,592 --> 01:29:33,945 This guy... 1159 01:29:34,232 --> 01:29:36,620 Every morning I wake up, Have a shower, and put clothes on. 1160 01:29:36,871 --> 01:29:40,625 Once I'm dressed, I get the tube, And then I go to photoshoots 1161 01:29:40,790 --> 01:29:41,983 Presentations... 1162 01:29:42,229 --> 01:29:44,379 All the things I can't do naked. 1163 01:29:44,509 --> 01:29:47,146 But you're lucky enough not to have this kind of problem. 1164 01:29:47,269 --> 01:29:50,977 What are you gonna do tomorrow? Wake up at 11, 12, 2pm? 1165 01:29:51,228 --> 01:29:54,218 No proper schedule, and then you'll crawl from your room to your studio 1166 01:29:54,346 --> 01:29:56,257 with the same dirty pants everyday of the week. 1167 01:29:56,665 --> 01:29:59,338 and then, you'll spin a wheel and a freaking plastic duck 1168 01:29:59,505 --> 01:30:01,734 because you're free. You have no obligations at all. 1169 01:30:01,864 --> 01:30:04,092 And me, I'll be ironing like an idiot 1170 01:30:04,223 --> 01:30:06,293 It's sad, but it's a fact. 1171 01:30:07,183 --> 01:30:09,934 - There you are. - What? 1172 01:30:10,421 --> 01:30:14,015 You're finally a normal couple, having a fight about everyday problems. 1173 01:30:14,979 --> 01:30:17,210 Congratulations. I envy you. 1174 01:30:18,059 --> 01:30:19,856 I envy you for real. 1175 01:30:20,019 --> 01:30:22,691 That being said, I think it's time for me to move. 1176 01:30:22,937 --> 01:30:26,212 Because you guys really need to spend time together. 1177 01:30:27,977 --> 01:30:31,412 Brace yourselves. I think everything will go pretty fast. 1178 01:30:37,013 --> 01:30:39,811 - What's gonna go fast? - I don't know. 1179 01:30:46,811 --> 01:30:48,162 Marion? 1180 01:30:54,527 --> 01:30:56,007 Marion, please. 1181 01:31:08,844 --> 01:31:10,242 What are you doing here? 1182 01:31:11,404 --> 01:31:13,792 I came to see you. 1183 01:31:14,002 --> 01:31:16,276 I've been waiting for you for 50 minutes. 1184 01:31:16,601 --> 01:31:18,796 Why didn't you come upstairs if you had something to say? 1185 01:31:19,361 --> 01:31:21,156 Cause I didn't have the code for the door. 1186 01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:23,708 It's only in films that people have the code for the door. 1187 01:31:23,800 --> 01:31:26,108 Also I don't have any ladder, since I'm not a fireman. 1188 01:31:33,037 --> 01:31:34,390 I'm listening. 1189 01:31:35,276 --> 01:31:36,629 I miss you. 1190 01:31:38,755 --> 01:31:40,109 I miss you! 1191 01:31:40,635 --> 01:31:42,943 Listen, you're the one who ditched me on that bloody beach. 1192 01:31:45,913 --> 01:31:47,789 I've got one more thing to say 1193 01:31:54,511 --> 01:31:56,069 I bought your book. 1194 01:31:58,990 --> 01:32:00,865 I don't find this funny. 1195 01:32:01,669 --> 01:32:05,297 Is this really how you see me? Do I deserve this? 1196 01:32:07,387 --> 01:32:10,855 My eyes are to close, my hair looks like a rug from B&Q. 1197 01:32:12,746 --> 01:32:15,053 Horrible. I look like a young Sarkozy. 1198 01:32:15,585 --> 01:32:18,542 Not at all. I like you like that. 1199 01:32:19,063 --> 01:32:20,382 I love you like this. 1200 01:32:21,383 --> 01:32:23,293 And I love you like that. 1201 01:32:43,297 --> 01:32:45,127 So what do we do now? 1202 01:32:47,615 --> 01:32:49,333 Let's dive in? 1203 01:32:49,974 --> 01:32:52,887 - That's a shitty metaphore, no? - Not so shitty. 1204 01:32:53,893 --> 01:32:56,929 Welcome to the Sunny Beach boat. 1205 01:32:57,493 --> 01:32:59,767 If you'd like to do me the honor... 1206 01:32:59,892 --> 01:33:03,406 Welcome to a world of luxury, comfort and grace. 1207 01:33:03,531 --> 01:33:05,724 Please come aboard, 1208 01:33:05,889 --> 01:33:07,243 nice and slow. 1209 01:33:07,409 --> 01:33:09,683 Prepare for extra cheesiness. 1210 01:33:09,770 --> 01:33:12,202 I'll start driving the boat now. 1211 01:33:12,448 --> 01:33:16,599 Destination: adventure, but with at least some decent comfort. 1212 01:33:16,807 --> 01:33:20,685 - Do you even know how to drive a boat? - Of course I do, and I'm gonna prove it. 1213 01:33:20,966 --> 01:33:24,401 - So what are we doing now? - I don't know. Do we really care? 1214 01:33:24,604 --> 01:33:27,754 - I can see you've changed! - I even have a swiss army knife in my pocket. 1215 01:33:33,242 --> 01:33:35,472 Ben Ben Ben, you're driving us into the wall. 93813