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ZOEY: Baby milestones.
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When everything you do is a wonder
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and you're considered
the most amazing, talented,
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precious human being ever,
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for doing pretty much nothing.
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[Toy rattles]
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NOMI: Come on.
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Roll over, baby girl. You got it.
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But as a mother, Nomi realized
that when it's your baby,
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those nothing moments
are absolutely everything.
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At 2 months, Luna laughed
for the first time.
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At 3 months, Luna got her first tooth.
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At 4 months, Luna surpassed Vivek
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in both real-world
and Instagram popularity.
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? You came just in time ?
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[Ding!]
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Roll over, baby girl.
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Come on, roll over. You got it.
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[Cellphone chimes]
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?
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But the one milestone
Nomi never expected
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- came at 5 months...
- [Coos]
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...when Nomi heard from Luna's father,
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who didn't even know his baby existed.
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[Cooing]
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?
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? Watch out, world, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? Learn something new every day ?
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? I don't know, so I'mma feel my way ?
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? Got the weight of the world on me ?
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? But no regrets, this is what I say ?
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? Watch out, world, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
? You can tell me ?
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? My heart beating so loud ?
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? Mama, look, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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?
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Oh!
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Daddy's back in town,
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and he wants to take Mommy on a date.
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So?
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Have you responded yet?
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Clearly, you know.
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No, I have not.
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So, um, why don't I just respond
for you?
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[Chuckles] Ana,
knock it off, though. Really.
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You know I'm not gonna go,
I know I'm not gonna go.
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But Phil's gonna be less than
2 miles away at Titanium.
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Nomi, God is offering him up to you
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on a greasy silver platter.
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Yep, and I'm just gonna
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send that platter
right back into the kitchen.
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Nomi, come on.
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You need to know
what type of person he is.
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I mean, is he...
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is he kind, is he lazy, hygienic?
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Come on, aren't you just
a little bit curious?
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Frankly, never been less curious
about anything.
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Yeah, well, I think these details
are really important to know
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about the father of your baby.
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And I think you're making
a huge mistake.
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Okay, and I think
you're driving me crazy, okay?
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Look, [Chuckles]
if you want to go and, like,
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get some closure or validation
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or really what just seems to be
pure entertainment,
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you should go on a date with him.
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Why would I do that?
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Because you seem to think that
knowing a few details about him
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is more important
than what I'm telling you
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I know is best for my daughter.
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Okay?
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So, you know, go find out
if he likes to floss
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or share a beer with his dad, okay?
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'Cause, after today,
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we're never talking about Phil
ever again.
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?
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Okay. Great.
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I'll go.
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Great. Have fun.
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Okay, you know what?
Just so we're clear...
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...this isn't for my validation
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or my entertainment.
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This is for your daughter,
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because whether or not you want to know,
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someday she will.
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And it would be nice
if someone had those answers,
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and that someone should be you...
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the person who claims to be
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putting her best interests first.
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'Cause right now,
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it... it doesn't seem like you are.
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?
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? Yeah ?
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? Yeah, yeah ?
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? Check me out ?
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?
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[Cellphone swishes]
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? Unh, I space out like an Astro ?
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? And buss flows in both holes ?
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? Till it leak out your nose slow ?
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? Just consider me a natural ?
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? If you react slow ?
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JOEY: What's up, Zo?
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Look like you lost
your best friend or somethin'.
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No, uh, actually,
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two of my friends are trying out
for the Olympics,
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and one of them is meeting
the other one's baby-father,
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but that one
wants nothing to do with it.
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I guess, long story short,
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- I'm here missing all of it, so...
- Hmm.
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- You're just homesick.
- Yeah, a little bit.
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Yeah, I get that.
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Look, I miss a lot of big events,
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being on the road.
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I mean, I guess, you know,
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the grass is greener wherever you at.
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Like, when I'm home, I miss the road.
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When I'm on the road,
I miss my superstar daughter
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who's outshining all of her talentless,
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flatfooted friends in ballet class.
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You know?
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I mean, I guess what
I'm really trying to say is,
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the only thing you could really do
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is pour yourself a drink and, you know,
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just purge your feelings
out to these guys,
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your tour family.
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[Laughter]
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Well, then pour me a drink, fam-o,
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'cause I have some purging to do.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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[Laughs]
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? And when mama see 'em in the lineup ?
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? When she point 'em out,
she say, "Him and him" ?
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[Indistinct conversations]
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?
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ANA: Hey!
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Hey.
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Are you, by chance, Phil?
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Yeah. And you are?
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Hi. I'm Ana, [Chuckles] Nomi's roommate.
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Oh, did she not tell you
that my boyfriend and I
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were supposed to be
joining you guys here?
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No, uh, I never heard from her,
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so I figured
she wasn't showing up at all.
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Classic Nomi...
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never tells you anything,
just always keeps you guessing.
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[Giggles] It's fun, right?
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I don't know...
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Well, guess it's just you and me
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[Sighs] till these crazy kids show up.
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?
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VIVEK: Yo, why did you say
you're ordering
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red, white, and blue string
lights and American flags?
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Are we going to war?
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Read the news, man.
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Yo, I was actually
trying to decorate your joint
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for when we watch
the Olympic trials tomorrow.
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Yo, is Rochelle coming or not?
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I have not gotten an RSVP from her yet.
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Yeah, no,
I would count her out for sure.
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She's still a little hot
that I told Zoey
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about the whole Cal U
loan stuff first, so...
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- What?!
- Yeah.
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Well, you know how sensitive girls are.
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Look, I just started smashing
on the reg...
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I'm getting pretty good...
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- but even I know that.
- Damn.
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I did nothing wrong in the situation.
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I-I-I saw Zoey a few hours
after I got the offer.
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It was on my mind,
and it just... it came out.
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Bro, regardless,
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you took the biggest thing
that was happening in your life
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and shared it with someone
who was not your girl first.
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- [Sighs]
- Not only not your girl,
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but someone everyone knows
you wanted to be your girl.
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Desperately.
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I mean, it was sad.
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Pathetic. But hey, you do you, player.
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As Phil patiently waited
for Nomi to show up,
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Ana dove in with her in-person
interrogation technique.
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How are you with money? Any debt?
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Home foreclosures? Auto repos?
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Do you have a criminal history?
Arson? Manslaughter?
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Public urination?
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You know, it's been a while.
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Are you sure that Nomi's still coming?
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How do you register? Democrat?
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Republican? Sex offender?
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? I don't wanna waste no more time ?
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? I don't think you understand ?
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? I'm caviar ?
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? You don't get to dine and dash ?
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? I'm tired of ya ?
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? Show up at my door,
like, who invited ya? ?
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? Miss me with that ego,
'cause I'm caviar ?
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Nomi!
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What are you doing here?
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I thought about what you said,
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and you're absolutely right.
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I should know more about Phil,
for Luna's sake.
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So, where is he?
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Not here.
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Did he stand me up?
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No, no, no, he was here...
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- Uh-huh.
- ...and he was game
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for answering a lot of
real personal questions.
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- Great.
- But then, um, I think there was, like,
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a bit of a... a tonnage issue,
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so... he left.
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Right.
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- I'm so, so sorry, Nomi.
- Hmm.
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Well, way to have Luna's best
interests at heart, T�a Ana.
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?
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?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Thanks for coming back.
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I... think I owe you an apology.
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If you didn't want to hang out,
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you could've just hit me back
and said so.
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Instead of siccing
some psycho friend on me.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah, I don't know...
I don't know what to say.
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Then why'd you ask me to come back?
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Okay, to be honest, it took me a minute
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to even get the courage
to meet you here,
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and she scared you off
before I even got here, so...
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Why would you need courage?
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The last time we hung out,
we had an amazing night.
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Wait, "amazing night"?
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I thought it was too many tequila shots
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and your penis.
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Well, I had no idea
that you were that drunk.
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I mean, sure,
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that was the beginning
and the end of the night,
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but there was a lot of cool stuff
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that happened there in between.
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?
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So, just out of curiosity,
um, what was the in-between?
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?
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Hey.
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?
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Um, thanks for meeting up.
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Look, I know things have been
a little icy between us
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as of late, right?
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So there's a few things
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that I-I want to share with you, okay?
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Just bear with me here.
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Um...
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"Sometimes I enjoy sitting down
when I pee.
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My favorite movie is 'Beaches.'
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I never told my dad I love him.
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I call my rattail Avery."
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Or Dragontail,
however I'm feeling on the day.
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Um, there's also
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some other embarrassing stuff
in there, so...
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I'm sorry, what is... what is all this?
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That is a list of things
I have never told anyone.
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You are now the first to know all of it.
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00:09:42,110 --> 00:09:43,577
?
262
00:09:43,612 --> 00:09:45,446
Thank you.
263
00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,682
That's a really sweet gesture.
264
00:09:47,716 --> 00:09:50,818
Yeah, look, I-I was giving
the Zoey thing a lot of thought,
265
00:09:50,852 --> 00:09:53,921
and clearly our friendship
makes you uncomfortable,
266
00:09:53,956 --> 00:09:55,656
and I-I just... I never
want to put you in a situation
267
00:09:55,691 --> 00:09:58,159
that makes you feel like that.
268
00:09:58,193 --> 00:09:59,493
You're my priority, okay?
269
00:09:59,528 --> 00:10:00,761
And I-I...
270
00:10:00,796 --> 00:10:02,630
From this point on, I won't...
271
00:10:02,664 --> 00:10:03,631
let it happen...
272
00:10:03,665 --> 00:10:05,700
again.
273
00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:09,537
?
274
00:10:09,571 --> 00:10:12,840
[Indistinct conversations]
275
00:10:15,911 --> 00:10:17,345
[Spray can hisses]
276
00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:24,185
?
277
00:10:24,219 --> 00:10:25,987
[Chuckles] Hey.
278
00:10:26,021 --> 00:10:28,356
Ooh, there she is.
279
00:10:29,424 --> 00:10:31,192
Okay, what is up today?
280
00:10:31,226 --> 00:10:33,227
Why is everyone saying that to me?
281
00:10:33,261 --> 00:10:35,863
Because we all know
you gave Joey's dinga-ling
282
00:10:35,897 --> 00:10:39,433
the full Zoey Johnson
Styling Experience last night.
283
00:10:39,468 --> 00:10:42,169
I gave his what the full what?
284
00:10:42,204 --> 00:10:44,572
People saw you
come out of his bus at 3:00 a.m.
285
00:10:44,606 --> 00:10:46,907
Don't act like that's not
peak ding-a-ling hours.
286
00:10:46,942 --> 00:10:48,542
Um, not for me it's not.
287
00:10:48,577 --> 00:10:50,811
I don't know how other people
choose to allocate their time,
288
00:10:50,846 --> 00:10:52,146
but first of all, he is my boss,
289
00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:55,783
and those are his private parts!
290
00:10:55,817 --> 00:10:57,485
That's insane.
291
00:10:57,519 --> 00:11:00,421
No, what's insane is for you
to be up at his bus all night
292
00:11:00,455 --> 00:11:02,857
and expect no one to assume
y'all were [bleep].
293
00:11:02,891 --> 00:11:04,258
What are we supposed to think?
294
00:11:04,292 --> 00:11:06,227
Y'all are bingeing reruns
of "Family Matters"?
295
00:11:06,261 --> 00:11:08,562
Everyone is always
all up on his bus at 3:00 a.m.
296
00:11:08,597 --> 00:11:09,597
Matter of fact,
297
00:11:09,631 --> 00:11:11,365
you're always on his bus at 3:00, so...
298
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,800
Yeah, 'cause I'm [bleep] him!
299
00:11:15,704 --> 00:11:18,839
So, now our entire tour family
300
00:11:18,874 --> 00:11:20,674
thinks that I am, too?
301
00:11:20,709 --> 00:11:23,010
Zoey, wake up. These people
are not your family.
302
00:11:23,045 --> 00:11:26,013
And walking off your boss' bus
in the middle of the night
303
00:11:26,048 --> 00:11:28,349
is a bad look, period.
304
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:29,917
You're a professional woman
in the real world,
305
00:11:29,951 --> 00:11:31,352
and you need
to handle yourself like one.
306
00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:33,020
[Sighs] So, what do I do now?
307
00:11:33,055 --> 00:11:34,688
Oh, my God, this is too much.
308
00:11:34,723 --> 00:11:38,125
You grow the [bleep] up
or you get the [bleep] out.
309
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,861
?
310
00:11:40,896 --> 00:11:42,930
Got it.
311
00:11:42,964 --> 00:11:44,465
Phil?
312
00:11:44,499 --> 00:11:47,234
Are you still here?
313
00:11:47,269 --> 00:11:50,271
Please tell me you didn't leave
me to die in your aunt's house.
314
00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:54,875
Okay, you can open your eyes.
315
00:11:59,948 --> 00:12:01,916
Is this "Sixteen Candles"?
316
00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:03,150
Yes.
317
00:12:03,185 --> 00:12:05,820
This is exactly what
you begged me to do last year.
318
00:12:05,854 --> 00:12:07,888
- I did?
- Yeah.
319
00:12:07,923 --> 00:12:10,724
We were talking about
our favorite movies,
320
00:12:10,759 --> 00:12:13,494
and you said "Sixteen Candles"
was yours,
321
00:12:13,528 --> 00:12:16,730
and then you cried about...
322
00:12:16,765 --> 00:12:19,266
Never had my dining-room table moment.
323
00:12:19,301 --> 00:12:20,401
- Hmm.
- Mm.
324
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,503
Well, then the crying ended up becoming
325
00:12:22,537 --> 00:12:27,908
this really messy,
like, snot-filled sob...
326
00:12:27,943 --> 00:12:30,244
- Oh.
- ...about breaking up with some old lady.
327
00:12:30,278 --> 00:12:33,481
And so then we came in here,
328
00:12:33,515 --> 00:12:35,850
and I gave you
your dining-room table moment.
329
00:12:35,884 --> 00:12:39,220
That is the most romantic thing
anyone's ever done for me
330
00:12:39,254 --> 00:12:40,788
that I don't remember.
331
00:12:40,822 --> 00:12:44,091
[Chuckles]
332
00:12:44,126 --> 00:12:47,328
It's okay.
333
00:12:47,362 --> 00:12:48,329
What do you say?
334
00:12:48,363 --> 00:12:49,530
You want to make a wish
335
00:12:49,564 --> 00:12:51,165
and blow out the candles
like you did last year?
336
00:12:51,199 --> 00:12:55,369
?
337
00:12:55,403 --> 00:12:57,371
? Hope I ?
338
00:12:57,405 --> 00:12:58,873
? Wish I ?
339
00:12:58,907 --> 00:13:00,641
? Knew how ?
340
00:13:00,675 --> 00:13:01,942
? To start up time ?
341
00:13:01,977 --> 00:13:03,611
? Before we ?
342
00:13:03,645 --> 00:13:05,980
? Realize we're a scene
from a movie... ?
343
00:13:06,014 --> 00:13:08,149
Phil, there's something
I have to tell you.
344
00:13:08,183 --> 00:13:10,351
? It's like we're swimming
in the deep end ?
345
00:13:10,385 --> 00:13:11,986
? Breath away from drowning ?
346
00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:14,541
? No way we ain't going down ?
347
00:13:15,955 --> 00:13:17,824
So, after Nomi returned home
348
00:13:17,849 --> 00:13:20,213
to relieve Luca
of his babysitting duties
349
00:13:20,238 --> 00:13:22,485
and detail the events of her evening,
350
00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:24,172
he was left with only one question.
351
00:13:24,266 --> 00:13:25,992
You smashed?
352
00:13:26,017 --> 00:13:28,185
I know, I know.
It's really, really, really bad,
353
00:13:28,219 --> 00:13:31,003
but also, it was really, really,
really, really good.
354
00:13:31,066 --> 00:13:32,925
No, that's just all the way bad.
355
00:13:33,024 --> 00:13:35,258
You had a one-night stand
with your one-night stand
356
00:13:35,293 --> 00:13:37,027
not telling him you birthed his child
357
00:13:37,061 --> 00:13:39,529
from your first one-night stand.
358
00:13:39,564 --> 00:13:42,732
I mean, it's poetic, but also very dark.
359
00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:44,668
Like a haiku of mistakes.
360
00:13:44,702 --> 00:13:46,970
So, are you saying that
I shouldn't respond to the text
361
00:13:47,004 --> 00:13:49,172
that he already sent me
about hanging out tomorrow?
362
00:13:49,207 --> 00:13:50,207
Out of the question.
363
00:13:50,241 --> 00:13:51,441
If he finds out you've been
364
00:13:51,475 --> 00:13:53,043
withholding this information from him
365
00:13:53,077 --> 00:13:55,078
while continuing to date him,
366
00:13:55,112 --> 00:13:56,413
he's gonna hate you.
367
00:13:56,447 --> 00:13:57,881
You're right.
368
00:13:57,915 --> 00:13:59,115
I can't see him again,
369
00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:00,483
and I can't tell him about Luna.
370
00:14:00,518 --> 00:14:02,886
I mean, he has his whole life
ahead of him, you know?
371
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,788
Something about WWOOFing in New Zealand.
372
00:14:04,822 --> 00:14:07,057
Who am I to take away that from him?
373
00:14:07,091 --> 00:14:08,058
Exactly.
374
00:14:08,092 --> 00:14:09,759
And I mean, Paul not knowing...
375
00:14:09,794 --> 00:14:11,728
- Phil.
- Agree to disagree.
376
00:14:11,762 --> 00:14:14,531
Him not knowing is what's best for him,
377
00:14:14,565 --> 00:14:16,800
and it's what's best for Luna.
378
00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:19,102
And honestly...
379
00:14:19,136 --> 00:14:20,315
it's what's best for me.
380
00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:21,525
I mean, three parents
381
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:23,173
are way too many cooks in the kitchen.
382
00:14:23,207 --> 00:14:25,075
And when we get into sleep training,
383
00:14:25,109 --> 00:14:27,711
I don't want to start having
a clash of philosophies.
384
00:14:27,745 --> 00:14:30,598
?
385
00:14:30,623 --> 00:14:33,717
Indigo's words were a real gut punch.
386
00:14:33,751 --> 00:14:36,019
I knew working
in the real world was hard,
387
00:14:36,053 --> 00:14:39,356
but I never questioned
if I was ready for it.
388
00:14:39,390 --> 00:14:41,324
In my time working for Joey...
389
00:14:41,359 --> 00:14:42,459
[Ding!]
390
00:14:42,493 --> 00:14:43,894
...I learned that the real world
391
00:14:43,928 --> 00:14:46,897
is a tough and unforgiving place.
392
00:14:46,931 --> 00:14:50,467
In that moment, I had to return
to my Cal U bubble
393
00:14:50,501 --> 00:14:54,571
and the people I loved
and needed more than anything.
394
00:14:54,605 --> 00:14:56,773
JOEY: Are you sure I can't
get you to change your mind?
395
00:14:56,807 --> 00:14:59,309
Yeah, I'm sure.
396
00:14:59,343 --> 00:15:02,279
I just think
I got in a bit over my head,
397
00:15:02,313 --> 00:15:05,315
and apparently I have
a little growing up to do.
398
00:15:05,349 --> 00:15:07,651
And, you know, I really
just can't stop thinking about
399
00:15:07,685 --> 00:15:09,552
how much greener the grass is at home.
400
00:15:09,587 --> 00:15:11,154
So...
401
00:15:11,188 --> 00:15:12,989
Well, then that's where you need to be.
402
00:15:13,024 --> 00:15:15,892
You know, I never grew up around
grass for real.
403
00:15:15,927 --> 00:15:17,093
Oh.
404
00:15:17,128 --> 00:15:18,628
Just know you can always
come back when you're ready.
405
00:15:18,663 --> 00:15:19,663
Proud of you.
406
00:15:19,697 --> 00:15:21,898
Thanks, boss.
407
00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:23,199
No doubt.
408
00:15:23,234 --> 00:15:24,200
Ah!
409
00:15:24,235 --> 00:15:26,369
So, while I was returning home
410
00:15:26,404 --> 00:15:30,307
from my difficult milestone
of quitting my dream job,
411
00:15:30,341 --> 00:15:34,010
the Twins were hoping to
achieve their own milestone...
412
00:15:34,045 --> 00:15:36,917
qualifying for the freaking Olympics!
413
00:15:36,942 --> 00:15:39,683
This is what I always
imagined for my man cave.
414
00:15:39,717 --> 00:15:42,819
Just a bunch of dudes
hanging out, drinking beers,
415
00:15:42,853 --> 00:15:45,689
watching sports,
shooting the shit, you know?
416
00:15:45,723 --> 00:15:46,856
[Chuckles]
417
00:15:46,891 --> 00:15:49,059
Right.
418
00:15:49,093 --> 00:15:51,661
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
She is stuck in lane 1,
419
00:15:51,696 --> 00:15:53,530
but this is her best race.
420
00:15:53,564 --> 00:15:55,065
All right, good talk.
421
00:15:55,099 --> 00:15:56,066
?
422
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,901
[Knock on door]
423
00:15:57,935 --> 00:15:58,969
Hey.
424
00:15:59,003 --> 00:16:00,637
Uh, I was just about to head downstairs.
425
00:16:00,671 --> 00:16:02,038
I'm trying to finish unpacking.
426
00:16:02,073 --> 00:16:03,473
Oh, no, I'm... I'm not staying.
427
00:16:03,507 --> 00:16:06,009
I just came to help Doug
set up his, uh, war decorations.
428
00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:07,644
But I heard you were back in town
429
00:16:07,678 --> 00:16:09,980
and I wanted to talk to you
about something.
430
00:16:10,014 --> 00:16:12,248
Okay. Uh, yeah, what's up?
431
00:16:12,283 --> 00:16:15,018
Okay, so, uh, Rochelle.
432
00:16:15,052 --> 00:16:16,886
- You know Rochelle.
- I do know her.
433
00:16:16,921 --> 00:16:19,956
Turns out that she has a bit
of an issue with our friendship.
434
00:16:19,991 --> 00:16:21,825
Which I totally get, totally fair.
435
00:16:21,859 --> 00:16:23,727
So I think out of respect for her,
436
00:16:23,761 --> 00:16:25,195
it's best that I, um...
437
00:16:25,229 --> 00:16:27,597
you know, that I just...
I-I step back...
438
00:16:27,631 --> 00:16:29,399
well, fall back a bit from you.
439
00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:31,401
[Scoffs] Uh...
440
00:16:31,435 --> 00:16:33,003
Yeah, the whole "fall back" thing.
441
00:16:33,037 --> 00:16:34,004
Um...
442
00:16:34,038 --> 00:16:35,839
No, I-I totally get it.
443
00:16:35,873 --> 00:16:37,741
She talked to you, too? [Chuckles]
444
00:16:37,775 --> 00:16:40,610
"Too"? Rochelle talked to you?
445
00:16:40,644 --> 00:16:42,178
Me? W...
446
00:16:42,213 --> 00:16:44,247
But it's just not...
not that big of a deal.
447
00:16:44,281 --> 00:16:45,949
- It was all good. It's... It's all good.
- It's...
448
00:16:45,983 --> 00:16:47,817
No, no, no, it's not "all good"
that she said that to you,
449
00:16:47,852 --> 00:16:49,419
and it's not "all good"
that you didn't tell me.
450
00:16:49,453 --> 00:16:51,521
Okay, dude, what was I supposed to say?
451
00:16:51,555 --> 00:16:53,323
"Hey, Aaron, you know your girlfriend?
452
00:16:53,357 --> 00:16:55,792
Well, she doesn't trust us
to hang out with each other.
453
00:16:55,826 --> 00:16:56,793
- Aah!"
- Yeah.
454
00:16:56,827 --> 00:16:58,094
Why couldn't you have said that?
455
00:16:58,129 --> 00:17:00,663
It's not like there's anything
going on between us.
456
00:17:00,698 --> 00:17:02,332
Are you serious?
457
00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:03,466
Are we gonna play this game?
458
00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:05,468
Because at the beginning
of the semester,
459
00:17:05,503 --> 00:17:08,038
I told you I wanted
to be with you to your face.
460
00:17:08,072 --> 00:17:10,306
And so you know
I actually kind of get it,
461
00:17:10,341 --> 00:17:11,808
because if I was your girl,
the last thing I'd want
462
00:17:11,842 --> 00:17:14,344
is someone who's in love
with my man sniffing around.
463
00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:17,414
You're in what?
464
00:17:18,682 --> 00:17:20,650
ANA: Everyone quiet down!
465
00:17:20,684 --> 00:17:22,485
Quiet, quiet, quiet!
The Twins' race is starting!
466
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,720
Quiet. Here, give me this.
467
00:17:23,754 --> 00:17:25,755
All right, this is gonna be a good one.
468
00:17:25,790 --> 00:17:26,856
- Let's go.
- Okay.
469
00:17:26,891 --> 00:17:29,726
[All cheering]
470
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,313
Why would you wait until I am
in the middle of a relationship
471
00:17:32,338 --> 00:17:34,330
- to say something like that?
- Well, God, how was I supposed to know
472
00:17:34,365 --> 00:17:36,499
that literally one month after,
uh, you kissed me,
473
00:17:36,534 --> 00:17:37,767
that you were already
gonna be with someone else?
474
00:17:37,802 --> 00:17:40,103
Oh, as opposed to me
sitting around waiting for you
475
00:17:40,137 --> 00:17:41,538
- for another three years?
- [Sighs]
476
00:17:41,572 --> 00:17:44,808
Yeah, I could see how that
would've thrown you off, Zoey.
477
00:17:45,943 --> 00:17:47,343
Well, I'm here now.
478
00:17:47,378 --> 00:17:49,512
? Don't say another word ?
479
00:17:49,547 --> 00:17:53,583
? Please be my everything ?
480
00:17:53,617 --> 00:17:58,321
? I want you to see ?
481
00:17:58,355 --> 00:18:01,257
[Sighs]
482
00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:04,461
? Show me everything you want,
what you need ?
483
00:18:04,495 --> 00:18:05,862
[All shouting, cheering]
484
00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:10,400
? Moving way too fast, get close to me ?
485
00:18:10,434 --> 00:18:13,169
ZOEY: As baby Luna would come to learn,
486
00:18:13,204 --> 00:18:16,106
even after our first words, first steps,
487
00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:17,907
and first days of school,
488
00:18:17,942 --> 00:18:20,477
we never stop reaching milestones.
489
00:18:20,511 --> 00:18:26,282
? I'm here to stay ?
490
00:18:26,317 --> 00:18:27,951
MALE ANNOUNCER: Just now
for the final standings...
491
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,053
ZOEY: Sometimes, they're the ones
492
00:18:30,087 --> 00:18:34,157
we've worked towards
our whole lives, side by side,
493
00:18:34,191 --> 00:18:36,359
but only one of us achieves.
494
00:18:37,628 --> 00:18:40,997
Sometimes they're the ones
that catch us by surprise
495
00:18:41,031 --> 00:18:44,067
and absolutely take our breath away.
496
00:18:44,101 --> 00:18:46,336
? Unraveled 'fore your eyes ?
497
00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:48,905
? But you won't see the disconnect ?
498
00:18:48,939 --> 00:18:51,508
? Has me discontent ?
499
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:53,810
?
500
00:18:53,844 --> 00:18:56,513
? Wishing our past
could be our present ?
501
00:18:56,547 --> 00:18:58,314
? Got me talking to myself ?
502
00:18:58,349 --> 00:19:01,284
And sometimes, the most
significant milestones,
503
00:19:01,318 --> 00:19:03,553
the ones we use to right a wrong,
504
00:19:03,587 --> 00:19:06,322
will alter the course
of our lives forever.
505
00:19:06,357 --> 00:19:08,558
I'm glad you changed your mind
about hanging out.
506
00:19:08,592 --> 00:19:10,093
Mm.
507
00:19:10,127 --> 00:19:11,794
Okay, look, Phil,
508
00:19:11,829 --> 00:19:13,363
there's something that
I didn't tell you last night
509
00:19:13,397 --> 00:19:15,131
because I was scared,
but I should've told you,
510
00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:16,566
and then I saw this note from my dad,
511
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,867
and that made me realize that...
512
00:19:17,902 --> 00:19:19,068
Y-You know what?
513
00:19:19,102 --> 00:19:20,360
- The details actually don't really matter.
- Nomi.
514
00:19:20,385 --> 00:19:21,954
I... Yeah.
515
00:19:22,017 --> 00:19:23,907
What are you trying to say?
516
00:19:24,571 --> 00:19:26,142
Um...
517
00:19:26,177 --> 00:19:27,310
[Smacks lips]
518
00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:31,447
I'm saying that
I don't want to be the reason
519
00:19:31,482 --> 00:19:34,150
that you miss out on
520
00:19:34,185 --> 00:19:37,120
what could be your favorite part
of every day.
521
00:19:37,154 --> 00:19:40,957
I am beyond confused.
522
00:19:40,991 --> 00:19:43,993
Um... Hmm.
523
00:19:46,764 --> 00:19:51,201
This is your daughter. Luna.
524
00:19:51,235 --> 00:19:57,974
?
525
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,702
Oh.
526
00:20:06,151 --> 00:20:07,916
So, not exactly what I imagined
527
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:09,955
for the first event in my man cave,
528
00:20:10,003 --> 00:20:12,409
but hey, you know,
we're still a bunch of dudes,
529
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:15,026
hanging out, eating chips,
drinking beers.
530
00:20:15,065 --> 00:20:17,166
But we can still shoot the shit.
531
00:20:17,201 --> 00:20:19,335
Congrats, your girl made the cut.
532
00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:21,004
- She did.
- Yeah.
533
00:20:21,038 --> 00:20:22,238
Yeah.
534
00:20:23,674 --> 00:20:25,108
Sorry your girl didn't.
535
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:27,143
She did not.
536
00:20:28,846 --> 00:20:32,181
Your girl made some fire guac.
537
00:20:32,216 --> 00:20:33,616
She did.
538
00:20:33,651 --> 00:20:34,684
Oh, so good, though.
539
00:20:34,718 --> 00:20:36,920
- Facts, bro.
- Every time.
540
00:20:36,954 --> 00:20:38,521
It slaps.
541
00:20:38,555 --> 00:20:40,823
So, you really kissed a dude?
542
00:20:40,858 --> 00:20:42,859
I did.
543
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,260
I really did.
544
00:20:45,863 --> 00:20:46,829
Huh.
545
00:20:46,864 --> 00:20:49,234
All right, good talk.38910
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