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Archer.
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Lana?
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- Lana!
- Whoa, Jesus Christ!
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- Chill out, Miggs!
- I'm sorry, it's just
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- been so long.
- Okay, it's been...
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Oh, my God.
You're pregnant again?!
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- What?
- How long have I been
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down here, left to rot in this
godforsaken hole?!
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- Like... three weeks.
- Hmm, seems so much
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- longer than that.
- It...
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So, please tell me
that's an entire canard a la
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- presse with a file in it.
- Half a chicken, no
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file, just that weird
quasi-cornbread they have here.
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Ugh, why do you even
bother?
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That's weird, I was
asking myself the same thing on
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- the way down here.
- And then brought
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- crappy food anyway?
- And then left?
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No, no, no, wait,
come on, Lana, I-I'm sorry, but
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I-I'm starting to lose it down
here.
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You-you got to make him let
me go!
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- Make him how?
- Well, I hate to
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- even ask, but...
- Blow him?
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- Your words.
- And then what, Archer,
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you want me to blow the whole
army?
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How is there still
an army?
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How have the rebels not wiped
them out already?
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Because turns out,
he's actually very good at
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- commanding an army.
- And as Third and
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Fourth Battalion withdraw, here
comes First Armored, and now the
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- rebels are outflanked.
- Sir,
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- it's brilliant!
- A classic pincher
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movement.
Just like Hannibal at the battle
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of Cannae.
And also Keith, in my
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- Warhammer guild.
- So, get used to that
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weird cornbread, 'cause you
might be down here a...
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Lana, I need a
woman's touch!
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Oh! Ow!
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I'm sorry, Lana.
I said a woman, not a
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stevedore who lost his hand
in a stevedoring accident
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and then got a hand transplant
from an actual bear.
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So, did you want to
just do it right through the
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- bars or...?
- I mean, we do.
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- And sometimes they do.
- Hello.
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I... wait.
So, in three weeks, you go from
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you're gonna execute Archer
to now you guys are, like,
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- swinger pals?
- Well, I wouldn't
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say "pals."
Wow, not what you
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- said yesterday.
- Oh, come on, that
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- was the pruno talking.
- Well, I hate to break
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up this delightful m�nage, but
Presidente Cyril wants her back
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- upstairs.
- Wait, what?
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- What?
- Why.
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- Guess.
- Ah.
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- Mm.
- Ow!
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
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- What?
- Archer, do you want
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- me to move over one?
- Eh.
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Ah, Madame First Lady.
So good of you to join me.
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It's not as if I
had a choice.
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- Well...
- Nor am I still the
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- the first lady.
- Well, maybe not
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technically, since your husband
divorced you and then was
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immediately deposed by me, but
the situation is, as they say,
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- fluid.
- Ugh.
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- I brought her, can I go now?
- Yes, for the love of
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- God, get out.
- I meant home.
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What are you,
nuts?
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Cap'n Crunch here just
took all the coca fields back
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from the rebels.
We're sitting on an endless
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- supply.
- Of what, coca leaf
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smoothies?
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Oh, my God.
That's a coca leaf smoothie.
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And they're gross.
It basically tastes like a fart
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of itself, but it's better than
the cocaine donuts and whipped
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cocaine she was eating.
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'Cause that's just empty
calories.
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- Well, and cocaine.
- Which, if I'm being
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totally honest, I maybe might
have a problem with.
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- No.
- And, Lana, the rebels
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still control the airport.
It's their HQ.
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So, unless you want to walk, you
can't go home.
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And why on Earth
would you want to?
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Uh...
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Why bother going
back?
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The U.S. government stole your
livelihood, forced you to become
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a criminal.
And I hate to say it, but it's
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not like you have a man waiting
for you.
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- I... You know...
- Whereas here we have
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everything we need.
It's like San Marcos has been
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waiting thousands of years for
us to arrive.
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- Lana, this could be our...
- Don't.
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Zion, yes, there, I
said it.
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Wait, they got weed
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- here, too?
- That's not what the
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- song's about!
- Told you.
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But I just this second
realized why you want to stay
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down here.
Cyril's just the Vader to your
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- Palpatine.
- Is that a reference
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- I should get, or...?
- Seriously?
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Well, I'm sorry,
Lana, I didn't go to rabbinical
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- school.
- It's from... No, you
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know what? Never mind.
But, spoiler alert, Vader ends
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- up killing Palpatine.
- Hey.
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But only for three
days, right?
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And then he moves the rock and
comes out of his cave stronger
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- than ever.
- Then he shuts off the
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tractor beam, releasing the Jews
from captivity.
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- What?
- Hey.
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Wait, yes, now that
sounds familiar.
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- It cannot possibly.
- Gospel of Luke?
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- Hey.
- Oh for... Ray, you used
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to be a preacher, you want to
back me up here?
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I actually don't know.
My church didn't really do the
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- New Testament.
- The one with Jesus
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- Christ in it.
- I mean, I take your
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- word for it, but...
- Hey!
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Will you idiots get out?!
I'm trying to talk to the first
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- lady!
- Of what, this
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country or country music?
'Cause I'm first lady of both!
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- CYRIL No, you're not...
- Outlaw country!
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Oh, my God, my
beautiful and also
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multi-talented wife!
You are here!
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I know, right?
It's like, finally.
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As in...
this is a good thing?
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Duh!
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I'm finally gonna get the outlaw
country cred I deserve.
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Oh, my God, you've
always deserved it.
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Wait, how does being
in jail...?
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Paging Dr. Black,
Dr. Man In Black!
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Johnny Cash was in Folsom Prison
and San Quentin, so...
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- Yeah, to visit.
- Hmm?
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He just played for
the prisoners, dummy.
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He wasn't actually in prison.
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But don't worry.
We're gonna get out of here and
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- go join the rebels.
- Yes, then you and
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I, my beautiful wife, will live
a simple life in the hills,
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scratching shit food, like yams,
out of the ground with a, uh,
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yam-scratcher.
- Okay, A... start
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counting backwards from a
million years, and when you get
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to zero that still won't happen.
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- Aw.
And B... how...
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- how do we get out of here?
- Well, we're, uh,
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- still fine-tuning it, but...
- We have no plan,
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- whatsoever.
- Okay, good, because
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I didn't want to step on
anybody's toes, but byoink.
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- Whaaaaat?
- Where did you get
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- that?
- Let's just say,
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"I honestly don't know."
Fair enough.
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Cyril says the
rebel headquarters are...
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- Wait, is it "are" or is it "is"?
- It's "where," idiot!
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The airport!
Jesus!
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And you, sir, will
keep a civil tongue in your head
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when you are addressing
the First Lady of the
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government-in-exile of La
Rep�blica de San Marcos!
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And also country
music.
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I facetiously beg
milady's pardon.
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Oh, milady
facetiously grants it.
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Oh, goody.
Now let's steal a car, go join
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the rebels, then come back here
and crush Cyril's stupid army.
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You make it sound
so easy.
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Well,
it's Cyril.
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I mean, unless he's got a
nuclear warhead in his pants...
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Which he totally
does.
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Which, guys, can we
talk about this?
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The time for
talk is kaput, Klon-Bruder.
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- Now is the time for action!- Clone bone!
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And by that I meanhis... you know...
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- Yeah, we...- Let me finish!
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...penis.No, you ruined it.
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And by "it," I meant the moment.Not his penis.
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- I...- Penis.
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Will you shut up?!
I know what I'm doing!
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Yes, but don't do
what you are doing!
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Are you crazy?!
This car is worth one quarter of
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- $1 million!
- Well, was.
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And did you everthink maybe your fleet of
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priceless cars is the reasonyou're fighting off a
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- rebellion?- I'm fighting the
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rebels because that is what wedo!
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My father fought the rebels, hisfather fought the rebels...
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So, like a familybusiness.
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That manufacturesoppression.
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Well, and cocaine.In fact...
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Stop!
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What?!
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That.
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I mean, if you think we havetime.
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I... Is there a
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- tiger?- Of course there is
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a tiger.Where did you think you are,
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Tegucigalpa?
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And so, by the power
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self-vested in me, I nowpronounce us man and wife, and I
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may also kiss the bride.
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- Yay!- Ugh, second worst
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- wedding ever.- Yeah, but at least
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- nobody died.- Yet!
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Inappropes.
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What is wrong withyou?
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I'm trying to make thata thing people say, like,
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"Damn, dawg, that's inappropes!"Plus, I think I'm addicted to
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- cocaine.- Well, but look on the
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bright side.With any luck at all, it will
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save me the trouble of killingyou myself.
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Damn,dawg...
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- Inappropes.- Yay!
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Yay!Yay!
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They should've sent a poet.
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Oh, and some meat.Do we have any meat?
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Literally tons.
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No, I didn't meananother animal.
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- I meant like a steak, or some...- Typical American.
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You think meat comes from thesupermercado, all wrapped in a
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- nice plastic wrap.
- Yeah, you're
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- describing meat.
- No, no, no.
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Meat is blood and bones and
sinew!
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Well, now you're
describing not-meat.
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Meat is whatever
the tiger says is meat, because
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God made him the boss and all
the other animals his food!
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Hang on, buddy.
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And thank you, George Bore-well,
for that clunky analogy in
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defense of totalitarianism, but
I'm not feeding Shane an
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- elephant.
- Who the hell is...
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Oh, my God, he's totally a
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Shane.
So let me bounce this off you
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- guys...
- What say we don't
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launch this giant nerve gas
missile at, uh...
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where did you say you were
launching it?
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Wouldn't you
like to know?
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I would, actually.
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Come on, you guys are acting
a little... insane.
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Do you know
what's insane?!
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Yeah, this.
All of it, everything.
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The rocket, uh... I'm not really
comfortable with the
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- clone-bone.
- You're not
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doing it right.
Now move, so I can begin the
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- launch sequence.
- Over my dead...
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...body, man that was a jinx,
huh?
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No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!
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Hang on!
As amazing as it would be,
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- we can't take Shane with us.
- Yeah, we can,
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- watch.
- No, no, no, no!
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No, don't!
245
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Okay, okay, okay,
okay.
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Carol, listen to me
very closely.
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Why, you gonna walk
me through your organic method
248
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- of vaginal hygiene?
- My what?
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You're a bigger
pussy than Shane!
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Come here, boy!
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Shane!
252
00:11:23,318 --> 00:11:25,601
Do something!
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- Like what?
- Get him!
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We're
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- coming, brother!
- Hiy...!
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00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,566
- No...!
- Brother...!
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You bastard!
258
00:11:43,404 --> 00:11:46,706
- Brother, the launch sequence!
- No!
259
00:11:49,044 --> 00:11:52,211
Don't stop!
260
00:11:55,249 --> 00:11:57,416
Almost...
there.
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- Oh, come on!
- Shut... up.
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00:12:01,022 --> 00:12:03,222
Launch
sequence initiated.
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- No!
- No!
264
00:12:10,264 --> 00:12:14,266
Ha-ha!
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It doesn't work with a bow...
tiiiiiiiiieeeeee!
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Shane!
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- Shane...!
- Shane...!
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Shane?
269
00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:43,846
Well, we should've
guessed that was gonna happen.
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W... we should've?
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Well, or at least
could've.
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- I mean...
- Yeah, I-I-I guess,
273
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uh... I guess a leopard can't
change his spots.
274
00:12:56,661 --> 00:13:00,163
Uh... I don't know
that much about leopards.
275
00:13:00,165 --> 00:13:03,449
That was actually
a proverb.
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That was actually a
tiger.
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Minutes to
launch: 180.
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00:13:13,284 --> 00:13:15,451
Huh.
That is a lot longer than I
279
00:13:15,453 --> 00:13:17,953
thought it would be.
280
00:13:22,696 --> 00:13:24,944
Okay, when we get to
rebel HQ, they might be
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- aggressive at first, but...
- They wouldn't if we
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had a damn tiger.
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No.
We're-we're not going back.
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Unless...
No.
285
00:13:35,373 --> 00:13:37,907
- What if...
- He had his chance!
286
00:13:37,909 --> 00:13:39,909
- A what?
- A charivari.
287
00:13:39,911 --> 00:13:42,077
Also called a shivaree?
You know, it's that thing where
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everybody bangs pots and pans
outside our room as we...
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consummate.
290
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,051
Oh... n-no.
We're not doing that.
291
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Ha-ha!
Ow!
292
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,172
Ray, my feet are already killing
me.
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00:13:53,174 --> 00:13:55,007
- Sorry.
- He's probably not
294
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- used to leading.
- You know...
295
00:13:56,978 --> 00:14:00,062
You, on the other
hand... lead away.
296
00:14:00,064 --> 00:14:02,097
- Mind if I cut in?
- No.
297
00:14:02,099 --> 00:14:03,983
- Yes!
- Screw you guys.
298
00:14:03,985 --> 00:14:05,935
- Hey, Krieger!
- What the hell is
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00:14:05,937 --> 00:14:07,469
- going on?
- Cyril's the new
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00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,188
- dictator...
- President.
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00:14:09,190 --> 00:14:11,073
Shut up, and he just
married crazy tits, and I need
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00:14:11,075 --> 00:14:12,441
- a dance partner.
- Wh...?
303
00:14:12,443 --> 00:14:14,276
So nobody noticed that I've
been missing for three weeks?
304
00:14:14,278 --> 00:14:15,477
- Um...
- No.
305
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,079
Well, I certainly
didn't.
306
00:14:17,081 --> 00:14:18,497
We figured the vampires
ate you.
307
00:14:18,499 --> 00:14:19,982
- The what?
- Wait, what?
308
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,534
They're not
vampires, they're my clones.
309
00:14:22,536 --> 00:14:26,088
- Or I'm their clone, or...
- Oh, please, you and
310
00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:28,507
your clone nonsense, it's all
a bunch of...
311
00:14:28,509 --> 00:14:31,961
- Holy shit.
- Why was I not informed
312
00:14:31,963 --> 00:14:35,130
- of this, Krieger?
- If he even is Krieger!
313
00:14:35,132 --> 00:14:36,498
- Huh?
- What?
314
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,434
The real Krieger could
be down there!
315
00:14:38,436 --> 00:14:40,185
Oh, for... that is
just...
316
00:14:40,187 --> 00:14:42,137
I won't even dignify that with
a response.
317
00:14:42,139 --> 00:14:45,608
- Uh, uh...
- Pam?
318
00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:47,342
- Pam!
Uh-huh.
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00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,228
I've got a
concussion.
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00:14:49,230 --> 00:14:51,680
And this regular tie means
nothing, I don't like bow ties
321
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,649
- so I switched.
- Well, you certainly
322
00:14:53,651 --> 00:14:55,367
- sound concussed.
- He sounds like a
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00:14:55,369 --> 00:14:57,185
vampire!
I say we tie him up and let the
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00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,187
- sun sort it out!
- You need to hush.
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00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:01,657
Minutes to
launch: 150.
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00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:03,375
- What is that?
- What is going on?
327
00:15:03,377 --> 00:15:05,327
Tell me that robot's
not talking about launching this
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00:15:05,329 --> 00:15:07,413
- rocket, Krieger.
- Or should we say
329
00:15:07,415 --> 00:15:09,331
Count Krieg...
Ow! Ow!
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00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,918
Ow, cut it out! Ow!
Goddamn it! Ow!
331
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,970
- Thank you.
- Vampire lovers.
332
00:15:14,972 --> 00:15:17,039
Yeah, so, here's
the thing...
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00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,008
This is it, rebel
headquarters.
334
00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:21,644
Now, remember, let me do the
talking.
335
00:15:21,646 --> 00:15:23,395
- Got it.
- I'm serious.
336
00:15:23,397 --> 00:15:25,147
- I got it.
- Look at me.
337
00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:27,149
I got it!
Jesus!
338
00:15:27,151 --> 00:15:29,318
Okay.
Then here we go.
339
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:34,056
Pinche cabr�n!
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00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,607
- Ow!- Goddamn it!
341
00:15:35,609 --> 00:15:38,110
You said you'd let me do the...
342
00:15:38,112 --> 00:15:40,729
!Espere,
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00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,397
espere!!Mira, mira!
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00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,616
- Es la cantante!- * It's all about me
345
00:15:44,618 --> 00:15:47,252
this time... *Aw...
346
00:15:47,254 --> 00:15:49,955
So.You're saying this gigantic
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00:15:49,957 --> 00:15:53,509
rocket is not only full ofdeadly nerve gas, but also aimed
348
00:15:53,511 --> 00:15:56,211
- God knows where?- Well, that statement
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00:15:56,213 --> 00:15:58,380
presupposes the existence ofGod, but...
350
00:15:58,382 --> 00:16:00,632
Krieger, I am abouttwo seconds away from telling
351
00:16:00,634 --> 00:16:04,103
- Pam to get a wooden stake.- Yay!
352
00:16:04,105 --> 00:16:06,605
- I'm not a vampire!- Doesn't matter to
353
00:16:06,607 --> 00:16:08,474
- the stake.- Then yes!
354
00:16:08,476 --> 00:16:10,476
It's full of nerve gas, and Idon't know where it's aimed!
355
00:16:10,478 --> 00:16:12,361
What?What's the range on this thing?
356
00:16:12,363 --> 00:16:14,229
I don't know, 2,000miles?
357
00:16:14,231 --> 00:16:15,981
How far away is the
358
00:16:15,983 --> 00:16:17,766
- Upper East Side?- I don't know,
359
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,569
1,980-something miles?
360
00:16:20,571 --> 00:16:22,538
Okay, this is apresidential order from the
361
00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:24,623
president.Shut it down!
362
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:27,126
- I can't!- Can't, or won't?
363
00:16:27,128 --> 00:16:28,777
- Can't!- Oh.
364
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,796
- I didn't hear you.- Ray, can you override
365
00:16:30,798 --> 00:16:33,248
- the launch sequence?- Um...
366
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,800
Launchsequence accelerated.
367
00:16:34,802 --> 00:16:36,451
No.
368
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,470
- Oh, for God's sake.- Minutes to
369
00:16:38,472 --> 00:16:40,672
- launch: 90.- Cyril...
370
00:16:40,674 --> 00:16:43,425
Uh, it's actuallySenor Presidente, but...
371
00:16:43,427 --> 00:16:47,262
Shh, hush.Now I know you've had a fun time
372
00:16:47,264 --> 00:16:51,100
as dictator, and we all enjoyedthis little break from him,
373
00:16:51,102 --> 00:16:54,469
but Cyril... and if you tell himI said this, I'll break your
374
00:16:54,471 --> 00:17:00,359
frickin' arms... it's... ugh...Archer time.
375
00:17:00,361 --> 00:17:03,779
Wha...?Oh, all right.
376
00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:06,498
Krieger, I assume thewhatever...
377
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,450
- Doppelkriegers.- I assume they had a
378
00:17:08,452 --> 00:17:10,753
lab, so take Ray and see if youcan find some info on how to
379
00:17:10,755 --> 00:17:13,589
shut this damn thing down.We'll go get Archer.
380
00:17:13,591 --> 00:17:16,792
- Ooh, and Cherlene!- Ooh, and no.
381
00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:19,795
- Because she isn't here.- Oh!
382
00:17:19,797 --> 00:17:22,181
Damn it, Archer!Damn you!
383
00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:24,383
You can't even let me pretend tobe magnanimous while inwardly
384
00:17:24,385 --> 00:17:26,301
- gloating!- Oh, shut up.
385
00:17:26,303 --> 00:17:27,603
What does the note say?
386
00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:37,279
- So, airport?- But the note says not...
387
00:17:37,281 --> 00:17:39,181
Well, I guess that
388
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,866
settles that!I mean, it's not like we can
389
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:43,485
just waltz into enemy territoryand...
390
00:17:43,487 --> 00:17:46,405
- Well, I certainly can't.- Can't, or...
391
00:17:46,407 --> 00:17:49,792
Both, either, all.They'd shoot me on sight, Lana.
392
00:17:49,794 --> 00:17:52,578
And if you want Archer so damnbad, you can go get him your...
393
00:17:55,082 --> 00:17:59,718
Huh.I didn't think she'd actually
394
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,703
- do it.- Then you're an idiot.
395
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:06,809
- Oh, I'm the idiot?- Yes.
396
00:18:06,811 --> 00:18:08,710
What the...?
397
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,712
- Holly?- Archer?
398
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,731
- Rando?- Slater?
399
00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:14,850
- Who the hell is Rando?- Him!
400
00:18:14,852 --> 00:18:16,602
That's SterlingArcher!
401
00:18:16,604 --> 00:18:19,655
A-hem!And I am Cherlene?
402
00:18:19,657 --> 00:18:23,725
- The Queen of Outlaw Country?- What the hell are you
403
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,727
- doing here?- What the hell are you
404
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,496
- doing here?- I could ask you the
405
00:18:27,498 --> 00:18:29,448
same question.I am asking you the same
406
00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:31,233
- question!
- We came to join the
407
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,751
- rebels.
- What?
408
00:18:32,753 --> 00:18:34,837
What's the FBI doing
in San Marcos?
409
00:18:34,839 --> 00:18:37,422
With a cocaine smuggler?
410
00:18:37,424 --> 00:18:39,875
I'm not FBI, and he's
not a...
411
00:18:39,877 --> 00:18:42,127
Well, technically,
I am, but...
412
00:18:42,129 --> 00:18:44,429
- We're both CIA.
- What?!
413
00:18:44,431 --> 00:18:47,182
C...
I... A.
414
00:18:47,184 --> 00:18:49,201
And we're also
the rebels.
415
00:18:49,321 --> 00:18:52,024
And you are in a mundo
of caca.
416
00:18:52,144 --> 00:18:54,851
Okay!
Listen, stop, listen to me!
417
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,318
- Lana?!
- Holly?
418
00:18:57,438 --> 00:18:58,838
Holly?
What's the FBI doing...
419
00:18:58,863 --> 00:19:01,776
These dickheads
aren't FBI, Lana, they're CIA!
420
00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:04,192
And also the rebels!
421
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:10,689
Huh. Thought that would
get more of a reaction.
422
00:19:10,809 --> 00:19:14,741
Yeah, no, that is,
um... news, uh...
423
00:19:14,861 --> 00:19:17,770
but my water just broke, so...
424
00:19:19,814 --> 00:19:30,342
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