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Oh my gosh.
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My mom had me
when she was my age, 15.
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So, I got the sex talk
when I was only seven.
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But it wasn't your typical
birds and bees crap.
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Then again,
there's not much typical about my mom.
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Uh… you have a pen I could borrow?
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Sex. Men want it.
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- And they think you should give it to 'em.
- Thank you.
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But you should never give anything
unless you're gettin' somethin' in return.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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You can get two things
from sex with a man.
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Passion or power.
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You're such a loser!
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You better make sure
you're gettin' somethin'.
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Otherwise, you're just gettin' screwed.
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Oh, and use a condom.
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Mom never lets her guard down.
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She's always in control.
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It was a really effective sex talk.
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- I'm still a virgin.
- Virginia Miller.
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Can I talk to you in the hall?
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Virginia…
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It's Ginny.
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Your stepfather's
been in an accident.
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Your mom's on her way here
with your brother.
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I'm so sorry, honey.
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He didn't make it.
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Poor Amber Lynn. I know
they had their problems with the divorce,
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but still, she must be devastated.
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Have you seen the new wife?
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Who shows that much cleavage at a funeral?
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Tacky.
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- Oh!
- Oops. Pardon me. I tripped.
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Kenny was the best.
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The best.
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After being a single mother
for so long,
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he was like a godsend.
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And he was wonderful
with Virginia and Austin.
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He treated 'em like his very own.
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Well, they weren't his own,
yet they're gettin' all his money.
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Giving poor Davey's inheritance
to that… trash.
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He was a bastard.
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He was a generous angel,
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and I can't believe he's gone.
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Passion, power, men, sex.
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I'll take her word for it.
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She's the expert.
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I'm nothing like my mom.
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♪ Never admit to a word when she say ♪
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♪ And if she claims
And you tell her baby no way ♪
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- ♪ But she caught me on the counter ♪
- ♪ It wasn't me ♪
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- ♪ Saw me bangin' on the sofa ♪
- ♪ It wasn't me ♪
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- ♪ I even had her in the shower ♪
- ♪ It wasn't me ♪
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- ♪ She even caught me on camera ♪
- ♪ It was... ♪
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Hey!
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Sorry. Do you think this song's
appropriate for a nine-year-old?
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Please. He doesn't understand any of it.
Austin, what's this song about?
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Doing it on the bathroom floor,
getting caught
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and lying so you don't get in trouble.
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Go back to your Harry Potter game.
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What are you wearing? You look like
Vanessa Hudgens at Rydell High.
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The fact that your Rizzo is Vanessa
and not Stockard
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is literally everything that's wrong
with your generation.
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Stockard is great, OK,
but Vanessa surprised everyone.
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Who knew?
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You like?
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You look like you have gangrene.
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You're gonna like Massachusetts.
It's very patriotic.
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Perfect for a fresh start.
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- You can't get pregnant.
- You know something I don't?
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A baby named Massachusetts or Wellsbury?
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It's child abuse.
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Bury is kinda cute.
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You said we'd be here for a while,
right, Mom? Just the three of us?
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Remember that trip Kenny took us on
to the Great Basin Desert?
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Yeah. It went on and on and on and on.
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Well, Momma's datin' life
is like that desert.
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Nothin' in sight
as far as the eye can see.
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There was nothin' in that desert.
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- Oh! There was nothin' in that desert.
- I'll believe it when I see it.
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You're crabby today!
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What's wrong?
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I'm sad.
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I'm a human having an emotion.
Am I allowed to be sad?
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Sad? You hated Texas.
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Maybe I miss Kenny.
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You hated Kenny.
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♪ Down, down ♪
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♪ Deeper and down ♪
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♪ The rumor burnt ♪
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♪ Straight through the town ♪
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♪ And when it landed ♪
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♪ Everybody thought ♪
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♪ That the truth had been caught ♪
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♪ Down, down ♪
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♪ Deeper and down ♪
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♪ Her reputation began to drown… ♪
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Hi, Mr. Officer!
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Was that racist?
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That was racist, right?
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Guess we're not leaving that bullshit
in the South.
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What was with you? "Hi, Mr. Officer."
You sound like a bad porn.
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I could use a good pat-down. Been a while.
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Gross.
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Seriously, just gross.
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Scarring. I'm scarred.
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♪ Have you ever been fed up
With the bullshit? ♪
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♪ The whole town is too small
And you don't fit… ♪
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You like it. Ha!
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You like it.
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It looks like Paul Revere
boned a pumpkin spice latte.
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♪ With morality
The intent is pure trash ♪
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♪ No recyclables
Who are you to judge… ♪
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Mark my words, we are gonna run this town.
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Run it, burn it to the ground,
flee into the night. Same difference.
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Even the politicians are good-looking.
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He looks like a young JFK.
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Like the desert, right?
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It's a far cry
from the walk-up in Houston
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and the apartment in New Orleans.
Look at it.
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- It's just ours? Just the three of us?
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm picking the biggest bedroom!
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Comin'?
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No!
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- Help me! Please help me!
- Come on!
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Shut up!
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You little bitch. Come here!
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I'm gonna kill you, Mary!
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I wanna know what you were thinking
smoking weed on the side of the road
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in clear view of everyone.
Neighbors, the cops…
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Seriously, I wanna know
what was going through your brain!
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Well, it's legal now.
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Not for you, it isn't.
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You get inside that house.
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You are grounded.
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Acknowledge me, dammit!
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All right, I'm grounded.
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When's dinner though?
'Cause I'm really hungry.
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Oh shit.
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Hello! The door's open.
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Come on in!
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Hi there. I'm Ellen Baker.
Welcome to the neighborhood.
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Georgia Miller. And you brought cookies.
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Aren't you a peach?
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You live across the way, right?
I think I saw you drive in earlier.
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- Saw that, did you?
- Mm-hmm.
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Right. Well…
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OK, get this.
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I'm driving home, and I see him
on the corner, smoking a joint.
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In the middle of the sidewalk!
No shame. Not a care in the world.
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Just gettin' stoned on a Sunday.
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When I was a kid, we had the decency
to use eye drops and be paranoid.
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- I get it. I have a teenager.
- What?
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No way.
What, did you give birth when you were 12?
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Fifteen.
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Shit.
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- Fifteen.
- Yep.
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I dunno, Dad.
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It's a house.
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It's big.
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I'm unpacking now, and it just seems
like an exercise in futility.
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♪ So don't look so surprised ♪
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♪ When I know where you've been… ♪
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What?
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No. Yeah, I'm listening.
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Yeah, Mom's fine.
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♪ Until they're vaporized ♪
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♪ Oh, and all the loss ♪
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♪ Some men, they call the show… ♪
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Um. Hey, Dad? I'll call you back later.
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Peach! I got you a present.
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Gross.
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Totally, but I thought
you could wear it to school tomorrow.
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I won't be white and bougie
even in a cable-knit sweater.
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What if I put you
in a charcoal infinity scarf?
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This is the new thing you're doing?
Hate on Mom?
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Come on. This isn't us.
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We're like the Gilmore Girls,
but with bigger boobs.
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I'm just tired.
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Big day tomorrow. New school number five.
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I read that stability is crucial
for children in their formative years.
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Maybe that's why
Austin still wets the bed.
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This place is different. I can feel it.
We're gonna put down roots.
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- You said that about Houston.
- I was wrong about Houston.
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- Whatever. It's always the same.
- Try to be more creative!
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This super stereotypical, angsty
teen girl routine you got going on…
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Frankly, it's boring!
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I hate it when you're mad at me.
Come here.
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It's me and you against the world, kid.
Remember that.
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That's dramatic. What about Austin?
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Don't be nervous about tomorrow.
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- I'm not.
- Liar.
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I'm not nervous,
but I do need to get a good night's sleep.
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Oh, you're so responsible.
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Sometimes I can't believe
you came out of me.
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Fun visual. Thanks for that.
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Mom, what?
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Nothin'.
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'Night, peach.
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♪ I hear the voices in my head… ♪
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♪ My middle finger's 'bout to pledge… ♪
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♪ Oh, can't you see that blue and red? ♪
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♪ Some things are better left unsaid… ♪
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♪ I put two gunshots in the air ♪
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♪ The people scattered everywhere ♪
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♪ But I don't really give a care ♪
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♪ Nope, some things in life ♪
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♪ Are just unfair… ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ I walk upright like a soldier
Yeah, I'm hot like Arizona ♪
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♪ Mix the bacon and the soda
I ain't mixin' bakin' soda ♪
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♪ Mm, yay, yay, yay… ♪
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♪ Ain't scared of no rain ♪
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♪ I walk upright like a soldier
Yeah, I'm cold as North Dakota ♪
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♪ Mix the bacon and the soda
I ain't mixin' bakin' soda ♪
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♪ Mm, yay, mm, yay ♪
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♪ Ain't scared of no pain ♪
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♪ I hear the voices in my… ♪
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Come get a taste.
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Hey, kid! Come here!
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What's your name?
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Georgia.
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Who happened to your face?
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I'm gonna give you some advice.
It looks like you need it.
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You win more flies with honey,
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but if you get yourself a bee…
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sting first.
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Hey, kid.
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- Who are you?
- My kids and I moved in across the street.
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I hear you have bud.
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I can't sleep.
That would really help me out right now.
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You got bud or not?
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Thanks, kid.
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It's Marcus.
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Don't do drugs, Marcus.
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Is this it?
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This is nothing.
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- Hogwarts makes this look like a joke.
- Yeah.
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- Would Harry Potter be scared?
- No, but Ron would.
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Yeah. Well, Ron's a pussy.
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OK, now, soldier. Ten-hut!
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Remember, you win more flies with honey,
but if you get yourself a bee...
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Sting first. Crucio!
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Oh!
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Hey.
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Hey, hey, hey. It's OK.
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You're magic, remember?
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Look at that kid!
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Get on in there, then.
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First day's always the hardest.
I'm Cynthia.
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- Georgia Miller.
- This is Bev and Bhanu.
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We thought you were
one of the new teachers.
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You look too young to be a mom.
254
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,060
- Oh!
- I'm sure you get it all the time.
255
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,187
Love your bag.
256
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,564
You moved into that house
on Bradley Street
257
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,608
with the fireplace and crown molding.
258
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,818
- How did you know?
- I'm in real estate.
259
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:48,238
Cynthia is the land mogul of Wellsbury.
260
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:52,076
Georgia, what is your feeling
on organic produce?
261
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,747
Organic produce?
262
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,917
What would you say
if you found out the elementary school
263
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:04,254
only offered fast food options
to our children for lunch?
264
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:07,007
Pizza, chicken nuggets, cheeseburgers.
265
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,552
Sounds like a problem.
266
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,680
I'm so happy to hear you say that.
267
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,974
You have to come
to the school board meeting tomorrow.
268
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,101
I'm hosting it at the neighborhood club.
269
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:21,146
Paul Randolph will have to pay attention
to us if we show up in force.
270
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,732
- Tell me you'll be there.
- Paul Randolph?
271
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,194
The mayor. He runs the town,
but he's not a parent. So…
272
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,487
Say you'll be there.
273
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,823
I'll be there.
274
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,116
Amazing.
275
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:35,577
We need as many outreach moms
making a stink as possible.
276
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,163
- Mm-hmm.
- Anyway…
277
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,082
OK.
278
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:52,511
Virginia, I should warn you. We keep a,
uh, rigorous pace in AP English.
279
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,722
The AP students take this very seriously.
280
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,766
So, if my class proves to be
too much for you,
281
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,562
I suggest you do yourself a favor
and move down to regular English, OK?
282
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,523
I'd hate to see you bite off
more than you could chew.
283
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,567
Uh, we cover all the greats.
284
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:07,985
Steinbeck, Salinger,
285
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,030
Miller, Homer, Fitzgerald,
286
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,364
Shakespeare, of course.
287
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,783
Um… 16 books total.
288
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,452
- OK?
- It's Ginny.
289
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,874
I'm living in a Crest commercial.
290
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,334
Welcome back, AP English.
291
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:29,173
Hiding in the back there, you will find
our new student, Virginia Miller.
292
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,550
I trust you will make her feel welcome.
293
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,551
It's Ginny.
294
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,345
I know it's our first day back
from summer vacation,
295
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,515
but I thought it was
an excellent opportunity for a pop quiz.
296
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,852
Those of you who didn't do
the summer reading of The Crucible
297
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,229
are in for a world of pain.
298
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:48,108
Uh, don't worry, Virginia,
I don't expect you to have read it.
299
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,361
Oh. Yes, you have a question?
300
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,448
There are 16 books on this syllabus.
301
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,825
Yes. Like I said,
you can always drop down...
302
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,370
Fourteen of them are written by men,
15 were written by white people,
303
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:04,249
and I'll guess the one Black author
will crop up for Black History Month.
304
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,834
Am I right?
305
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,835
Excuse me?
306
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,130
I'm very serious
about my education, Mr. Gitten.
307
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,342
I'm worried I might internalize
an ideology that the main viewpoint,
308
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,428
the viewpoint worth studying in class,
the viewpoint of the greats,
309
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:20,557
is only that of the white male,
thus eradicating my voice as immaterial.
310
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,727
And finally, I'm worried
I won't be stimulated intellectually.
311
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,772
Also, I have read The Crucible,
312
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,191
and I'm confident
I can take the quiz today.
313
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,069
Are you through, Virginia?
314
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,820
No.
315
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,573
Please call me Ginny.
316
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,785
Well, I don't know how things were done
at your last school,
317
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,245
Ginny,
318
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:46,291
but here, we don't tolerate
political outbursts and grandstanding
319
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,211
at the expense of your peers' class time.
320
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,504
Yes, Maxine?
321
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:54,591
Hi. I'm, like, also super concerned
about my subconscious digestion
322
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,969
of the superiority
of the white male perspective.
323
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,847
Also, I have period cramps,
so can I go to the nurse?
324
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:02,850
OK, that's it.
325
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:06,478
For the rest of the class,
we will be silent and take the pop quiz.
326
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,439
It's worth 10%
of your first semester grade.
327
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:15,696
You're new, right?
328
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,906
Just moved in across the street?
329
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:20,951
It's Monday.
330
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,831
What cultural wasteland are you from?
331
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,500
Never heard of the band Wednesday?
332
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,088
Yeah, I have.
333
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,550
- They have that one song.
- No, they don't.
334
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,343
They don't exist.
335
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,597
I made 'em up. Grabbed the first shirt
I saw this morning.
336
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,680
Whatever.
337
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,058
I met your mom last night.
338
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,270
She can be very friendly.
339
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,023
Hmm. She asked me for weed.
She wasn't that friendly.
340
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,525
Yeah, well,
she can also be kind of a bitch.
341
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,278
♪ I'm giving up with the make-belief… ♪
342
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,071
Marcus, be gone.
343
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,158
- ♪ No one here's being fooled… ♪
- See you around, neighbor.
344
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,703
Sorry about Marcus. He's an asshole.
345
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:07,748
- Yeah, total asshole.
- Yeah. He's my twin brother.
346
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,291
Oh, I'm sorry. I...
347
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,544
I'm sorry. I should've strangled him
with my umbilical cord in the womb
348
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,171
and done humanity a solid.
349
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,257
Are you coming?
350
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,886
- Uh…
- So, where are you from?
351
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,263
- Texas.
- Texas. That's so exotic.
352
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,848
- Are you straight?
- What?
353
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,101
Gay, straight, them, they?
Do they even let you be gay in Texas?
354
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,519
Um, I'm straight.
355
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:32,648
Ugh! That's such a bummer.
There are no good gays here.
356
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,568
You are going to love my friends, OK?
357
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,488
So that's Norah,
that's Jordan, that's Brodie,
358
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,490
that's Hunter, and this is Abby.
359
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,200
Guys, this is Ginny.
360
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,702
She is my new neighbor. She's from Texas.
361
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,789
I'm in love with her,
so you need to worship her and be nice.
362
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:49,872
Um, howdy.
363
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,583
Howdy.
364
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,001
God!
365
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,753
I love southern accents.
366
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:57,256
I feel like
you could say the nastiest shit,
367
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,800
and it would still sound
all sweet and charming
368
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:02,219
like you were offering me lemonade,
you know?
369
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,136
Like…
370
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,930
I'll cut your face!
371
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,099
See? It's still charming.
372
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,935
And your skin is flawless.
Do you jade roll?
373
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:13,355
Oh, sorry. Is that like when white girls
touch Black girls' hair?
374
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,775
If I'm being a dick, it's 'cause
we have more Starbucks than Black people.
375
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,735
Why'd you move to Wellsbury?
376
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,070
Um, my stepdad died.
377
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:22,990
Oh, it's fine.
378
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,491
Well, how did he die?
379
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,243
Um… car accident.
380
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,870
Well, heart attack, then car accident.
381
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,956
That's horrible. Was anyone else hurt?
382
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,583
Was he on the highway?
Was he on a motorcycle?
383
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,753
I saw the most gruesome
motorcycle accident one time.
384
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:40,132
This guy's arm was literally
four lanes away from the rest of him.
385
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,009
Know what? My stupid idiot twin,
386
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,594
he's probably gonna end up
the exact same way.
387
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,806
He bought a motorcycle,
which is more pathetic than it sounds
388
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:51,560
because our birthday isn't until December,
which is when he could ride it.
389
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:55,397
By that point, the roads'll be all icy.
He'll probably just die immediately.
390
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,774
Chill, Max.
391
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:03,155
Oh! I didn't mean to, like,
bring up painful memories for you.
392
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,949
I love all that gruesome shit, you know?
I'm so morbid.
393
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:09,119
I've seen every episode of SVU,
and I only listen to podcasts
394
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:12,622
about girls like me getting
brutally murdered. Want some yogurt?
395
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,499
- Uh...
- You know what?
396
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,835
You're right. The food here is crap.
397
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,254
Let's sneak off campus and get some tacos.
398
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,799
Come. Seriously.
399
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:32,100
Mm. Hello again, JFK.
400
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,062
Thanks, Joe.
401
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,564
- Do I know you?
- I don't know. Do you?
402
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,109
Right. Name tag. Duh!
403
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:44,738
With City Hall there,
I imagine you do a killing at lunch.
404
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:48,075
- I bet they all just filter right in.
- Yeah. And you are?
405
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,911
Hey, Joe. Just picking up my usual.
406
00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,496
To go. Again.
407
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:54,748
Already got it ready. Marie!
408
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,293
- Thank you, Marie.
- You got it.
409
00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,794
OK.
410
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:01,171
- Oh!
- Oh!
411
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,465
No! Oh, I'm so clumsy.
412
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,384
- Are you OK?
- Georgia.
413
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:07,844
Paul Randolph. Mayor.
414
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,138
That was instinct. I'm so sorry.
415
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,475
I've forgotten how to introduce myself
like a human. Let me start over.
416
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,603
Hi, I'm Paul.
417
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:19,856
I can't believe this is
the first impression I'm making.
418
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,024
I just moved to town.
419
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,485
You have to let me buy you another
of whatever...
420
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:24,694
No. I'm sure it's...
421
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:28,031
I insist. You must have lunch with me.
Let me make it up to you.
422
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:31,618
And I'll have someone to talk to!
His usual, Joe. Thank you!
423
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:32,701
Uh…
424
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,247
Um…
425
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:37,999
You know what?
I usually just eat at my desk,
426
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,083
so…
427
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:42,796
But why not?
428
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:43,880
You know what?
429
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:44,965
All right.
430
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:46,800
Georgia.
431
00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:48,468
- Mayor Paul.
- Uh…
432
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,303
- No. Just Paul.
- Hmm.
433
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,847
Just Paul. Listen…
434
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:56,059
…I know you're new here, but you already
stumbled upon the town's best-kept secret.
435
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:59,688
You see, Joe, the owner,
he owns a farm just outside of town.
436
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,316
- Singing my praises, Paul?
- No, I'm exposing you.
437
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:08,155
See, he hires a bunch of college kids
to run the farm for college credit
438
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:12,242
to the school of agriculture,
then he gets kids to run the restaurant
439
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,035
for credit to the culinary school.
440
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,954
It is a tremendous scam,
441
00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,122
but the hummus…
442
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:18,915
is outrageous.
443
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,418
I appreciate a good scam.
444
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,086
Back at ya.
445
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,425
Everyone here is just so happy.
446
00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:30,427
It's a front. They're all miserable.
447
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:34,389
Everyone's just slowly marching inevitably
and irrevocably closer to death.
448
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:37,058
Also, I totally saw
Hunter checking you out earlier.
449
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,894
It was very cute.
450
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,103
Ginny?
451
00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,106
That's my mom.
452
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:47,736
- No! Are her boobs real?
- Who's that guy she's talking to?
453
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:51,865
That's Mayor Paul "waiting for
my Bachelor casting call" Randolph.
454
00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:54,409
All the thirsty moms
throw their twats at him.
455
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,244
Let's get out of here.
456
00:24:56,745 --> 00:25:00,665
This is really nice. I don't get
to just sit and enjoy lunch anymore.
457
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,876
It is a complete madhouse over there.
458
00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:06,713
It's usually Chinese takeout and lunch
with my campaign manager, Nick,
459
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:09,299
who is just relentless.
460
00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:12,344
You know, this might be fate.
461
00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:15,055
- What?
- I'd love to get a job in town.
462
00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:16,973
Help me meet more people. Keep busy.
463
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:19,434
We could try it out, just a few weeks.
464
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,685
Um…
465
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,440
OK. Uh… Well, Georgia,
do you have any experience in politics?
466
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:30,487
Not exactly, but I can help.
I've supported myself since I was 15.
467
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:33,573
I'm smart, I'm capable,
I'm a fast learner, and resourceful.
468
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:37,118
You give me lemons, you'll have lemonade,
lemon pie, and lemon meringue.
469
00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,330
I'm sorry. This card was declined.
470
00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,374
- What?
- Do you have another I can try?
471
00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,251
- Just use this one.
- Um…
472
00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:45,961
Um…
473
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:50,924
Georgia, I'm sure you can do all
of the things, you know, with the lemons,
474
00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,677
but I'm not really hiring right now,
475
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,428
and I've already got Nick, so…
476
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,930
Oh, Nick's relentless.
477
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:58,807
I'm sorry.
478
00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:02,519
Of course. Was only a thought.
479
00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:06,146
Hey.
480
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:13,154
What's wrong? Where are your glasses?
481
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,239
Can we go?
482
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:16,950
Who did this?
483
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,034
Show me.
484
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:23,039
Looks like the apple doesn't fall far
from the rotten tree.
485
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:24,916
Look at me. You're magic.
486
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,835
Screw that asshole. He's a bee.
487
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,254
And what do we do to bees?
488
00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:42,892
For the bees.
489
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:44,811
Come on.
490
00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:55,697
Hey there, little lady.
491
00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:58,366
Hey there, big fat guy.
492
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,745
- Feisty, ain't you?
- Oh, you're sittin' down.
493
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:04,998
That's fun. We are havin' fun.
494
00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,796
She told you, Marty!
495
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,052
Wanna buy me one of those?
496
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,138
Zion. How old are you?
497
00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:21,222
How old are you?
498
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,933
Seventeen, but it doesn't matter.
499
00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:25,810
The real question is,
500
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,437
how old is Devon Fisher?
501
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,899
Devon Fisher's 21
and does not secure his belongings
502
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:33,443
when he and his girlfriend
skinny-dip at Yosemite.
503
00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:34,526
Yosemite?
504
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:35,820
I'm on a road trip.
505
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:36,946
Finding myself.
506
00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:39,324
It's all very Jack Kerouac.
507
00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:42,410
Kerouac, On the Road.
508
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,664
Hey, come on. How old are you?
509
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:49,958
Fair enough.
510
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,965
You know the problem
with an eye for an eye?
511
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,717
Makes the whole world blind?
512
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,969
They go for the eye,
513
00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:02,263
you go for the hand.
514
00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:07,686
Austin!
515
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:10,146
Found the superglue to fix your glasses.
516
00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:13,273
Honey?
517
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,248
♪ Down, down ♪
518
00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:30,208
♪ Deeper and down… ♪
519
00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,086
♪ The rumor burnt ♪
520
00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:35,171
♪ Straight through the town ♪
521
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,674
♪ And when it landed ♪
522
00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:40,510
♪ Everybody thought ♪
523
00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:44,931
♪ That the truth had been caught… ♪
524
00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:49,602
- Your bedroom is amazing.
- I know.
525
00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,814
Oh hey. This is really cute.
526
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,399
Try it on.
527
00:28:58,194 --> 00:28:59,612
Oh, I love that on you.
528
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,280
Keep it.
529
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,617
- Seriously?
- Yeah, one hundo percent.
530
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:07,078
Looks way better on you
than it ever did on me.
531
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,584
I cannot believe how much English homework
we have. It is only our first day.
532
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,878
Oh! Mr. Gitten is such an asshole.
533
00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:18,214
Oh, he's a power-hungry monster.
Total troll beneath the bridge.
534
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,800
It's like, I'm sorry you suck.
535
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:24,345
Yeah, like, I'm sorry your dick is small,
and nobody wants to touch it.
536
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,515
I'm sorry you're balding.
That must be hard for you.
537
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:30,685
So, how are you liking Wellsbury?
Is it paradise?
538
00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:32,269
It's weird.
539
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:37,525
I'm supposed to subtly and casually
ask you if you have a boyfriend?
540
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:39,861
Hunter wants to know.
541
00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:43,364
Oh, uh… No, I don't.
I've never had a boyfriend.
542
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,200
I've never even kissed a guy.
543
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,535
We move a lot, so I'm always the new girl.
544
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,037
That sounds awful…
545
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,372
or potentially thrilling.
546
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:54,167
Like,
you can utterly change your personality.
547
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,919
You'd get along with my mother.
548
00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:59,214
I'd love to get along with your mother.
God, she's so banging.
549
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:03,259
Ah! Well, welcome to the opinion
of everyone who's ever met Georgia.
550
00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,343
Georgia.
551
00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:06,012
And you're Virginia?
552
00:30:06,846 --> 00:30:10,558
My brother's Austin. My mom named us
after the places we were born.
553
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:12,142
Poetic.
554
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,979
I just can't believe
she was with that guy today.
555
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:18,441
She always does this.
She moves us around, and she meets a guy,
556
00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:20,568
they break up, so we have to move again.
557
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,530
Or she meets a guy,
and we have to move to go be with him.
558
00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,323
It's always about a fricking guy!
559
00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:28,785
I can't blame her for Kenny dying,
but she promised this would be different.
560
00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:31,246
And what, noon on our first day in town?
561
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,332
Well, you can't move.
562
00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,042
I've decided I really like you.
563
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,545
- Really?
- Uh, yeah.
564
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,714
"I'm confident
I can take the pop quiz today."
565
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:44,133
Pfft! You're my idol. Do you want a soda?
566
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,803
'Cause my blood needs sugar
and chemicals to focus.
567
00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:47,971
- Sure.
- Cool.
568
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:01,693
Are you stalking me?
569
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:03,819
What?
570
00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:06,030
No. Max invited me.
571
00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:11,578
♪ I'm giving up with the make-belief ♪
572
00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:15,623
♪ No one here's being fooled ♪
573
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,129
♪ Back to the days when I was your thief ♪
574
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:22,338
♪ And ♪
575
00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:24,591
♪ And I could play it cool ♪
576
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,927
♪ Exhausting myself ♪
577
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,846
♪ Tryin' to excite you ♪
578
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,933
♪ With the same things as before ♪
579
00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:39,856
♪ But the wells ran dry
And all the tricks up my sleeve, well ♪
580
00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:42,817
♪ Baby, I've got no more… ♪
581
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,360
Marcus, what are you doing?
582
00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:48,072
- Why is that in my room?
- No one checks your room.
583
00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,909
Gross. Get help.
Also, can you please leave?
584
00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,160
We're trying to study.
585
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,167
Sorry about him.
586
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,501
It's fine. Uh…
587
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,182
So, what's your favorite song
by Wednesday?
588
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,975
You don't have to be a jerk.
589
00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,769
No, I don't have to be.
590
00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:20,188
- Nice bike.
- Thanks.
591
00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,732
Maybe I'll give you a ride sometime.
592
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:24,609
When? December?
593
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,867
Girls always want an Insta on the bike.
594
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,662
All right, where's your phone?
595
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:39,165
Hey! Stop! No!
596
00:32:57,308 --> 00:33:00,019
Virginia Miller, you little idiot.
597
00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:14,117
That was seriously not cool.
598
00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:25,419
Oh…
599
00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:30,383
Marcus, let's go.
600
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:34,387
Who's she?
601
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:37,432
No one. Just one of Maxine's dumb friends.
602
00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:52,113
- How was your first day, dear?
- I have a ton of homework to do.
603
00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:55,116
Hey! You get back here
when I am talking to you!
604
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:57,535
I don't want you with that guy
or on that bike!
605
00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:00,329
You don't understand.
606
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:03,166
Oh, you think I don't understand.
607
00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:06,419
I understand.
Believe me, Mommy understands.
608
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,504
You are me,
609
00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:09,797
and I was an idiot.
610
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:14,052
I've broken my back giving you
every opportunity that I never had,
611
00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:18,139
so you're gonna throw it all away
on the first jerkoff Shawn Hunter wannabe.
612
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,976
You know who's sexy?
Skinny, nerdy guy in your biology class.
613
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,645
Have sex with that guy.
Bang future Mark Zuckerberg.
614
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,773
Have you learned nothin'
from Romy and Michele?
615
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:29,275
Nervous I might tap
into your weed supply, Mommy?
616
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:32,445
I'm not banging anyone 'cause I'm not you.
617
00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:35,907
I don't show up into a new town
and immediately have a boyfriend.
618
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:39,327
- I saw you today with that guy.
- What guy?
619
00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:42,538
Hey, honey. Look, I fixed your glasses.
620
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:46,918
Why don't you tell Austin, Mom?
Tell him how all your promises are shit
621
00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,188
because you're already
getting your hooks into some guy.
622
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:51,964
Don't give me the sob story
on the crap you went through
623
00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:54,842
so we could have a better life.
Frankly, it's boring.
624
00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:58,012
You're with a guy?
625
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,096
Austin, it's…
626
00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:03,351
Fine! We wanna slam doors?
627
00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:05,520
Well, we can all slam doors!
628
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,244
- May I help you?
- I was looking for a bag.
629
00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:22,370
What kind of bag?
630
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,539
A really nice one.
631
00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:26,541
I can pay.
632
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:30,294
I meant, did you have a designer in mind?
We have a lovely bag selection.
633
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,296
Oh! OK!
634
00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,842
For a second, I thought we were
gonna have a Pretty Woman moment.
635
00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:38,261
"You work on commission, right?"
636
00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:40,388
- No, I don't.
- OK.
637
00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:44,100
Oh, this is lovely.
638
00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:46,602
Great.
639
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,146
Hmm.
640
00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,735
Sorry. This is declined.
Do you have another card?
641
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:55,820
Try it again.
642
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:02,994
Mm-mm. I'm sorry.
643
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:10,376
So, I guess the Pretty Woman moment
is gonna happen after all.
644
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:24,849
Hello. Hi, excuse me,
but I got these as a gift from my husband.
645
00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:26,392
He is so well-meanin'.
646
00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:30,188
He lost the receipt. I told him
to just come back in here and talk to you
647
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:32,857
because I knew you'd understand,
but he was too chicken.
648
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:37,069
So, here I am, returning my own
wedding anniversary present.
649
00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:38,571
Can you believe?
650
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,823
I was thinking store credit.
651
00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:43,993
♪ Pretty woman, walkin' down the street ♪
652
00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:45,244
♪ Pretty woman… ♪
653
00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:47,830
- Why is my card getting declined?
- Georgia…
654
00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,790
It's my money. Kenny left it to me.
655
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:53,085
Listen, we're not dealing
with chump change here.
656
00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:56,172
We're dealing with yoga studios.
We're dealing with a house.
657
00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:58,883
We're dealing with an ex-wife
who thinks you're the Antichrist.
658
00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:00,843
She's contesting the will.
659
00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:01,927
What?
660
00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:03,763
What does that m...
661
00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:07,808
- She talking to the cops?
- Cops? Why would she talk to cops?
662
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,310
This is about the will.
663
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,146
She's just saying
she helped build his yoga franchise.
664
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,399
Yogi Boogie-Woogie or some stupid shit.
665
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,526
Yeah, Yoga Bo Boga. Three locations.
666
00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:19,111
She says you're a cheap skank
667
00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:23,074
who married Kenny for his money,
and she deserves a part of the franchise.
668
00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:24,700
She really hates you.
669
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,369
It's my money, Marty. It's legit.
670
00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:30,164
Listen, it's all fine.
We take care of our own,
671
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,166
and I'm taking care of it.
672
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:35,920
Marty, I own a house now
with a vegetable garden and everything.
673
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:39,757
- I need the money from Kenny's account.
- The garden sounds nice.
674
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,217
Marty, you're my lawyer.
675
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,594
Figure out my money, please.
676
00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:46,180
Hi, Zach.
677
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:47,848
I'm Austin's mom.
678
00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:50,309
Would you come over here for a sec?
679
00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:52,644
Zach,
680
00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:56,023
Austin was telling me
about how you broke his glasses.
681
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,149
No, I didn't.
682
00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,484
It wasn't a question.
683
00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:01,487
You broke Austin's glasses,
which makes you a bee.
684
00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,489
Austin, what do we do to bees?
685
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,328
I think you were right.
Austin fell and broke his glasses
686
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,664
like you fell
and broke your nose, understand?
687
00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,836
That was a question. Do you understand?
688
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:19,171
- Yes!
- Mm-hmm.
689
00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:20,255
Ow!
690
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,174
Ah! Ow!
691
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,176
We got a nosebleed over here.
692
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,886
Ow!
693
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:26,971
Zach!
694
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:30,391
Sweetheart, are you OK?
695
00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:32,268
He had a nasty little spill.
696
00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:34,854
- Thank you so much for being here.
- Of course.
697
00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:37,732
Such a sweet boy.
You should be more careful.
698
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:40,943
And I'll see you tonight.
699
00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,779
I am so excited
for the school board meetin'.
700
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,823
If we don't protect our kids, who will?
701
00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:47,700
Yes, that's exactly right.
702
00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:51,245
Oh, sweetie.
703
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:59,086
So then, after ordering the shrimp basket,
Jax, like, reaches into his pants…
704
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:02,465
not his pocket, Ginny, his pants,
like, where his balls are…
705
00:39:02,548 --> 00:39:05,843
and he just pulls out a ring and proposes.
It is the best show.
706
00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:08,346
- Hunter, do you watch Vanderpump Rules?
- No, sorry.
707
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,931
Neither does Ginny.
You guys are so uncultured.
708
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:13,267
She's coming over tonight
so I can pop her cherry.
709
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,144
Oh, OK. Uh…
710
00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:18,481
I was just gonna ask if you wanna
maybe hang later tonight, but…
711
00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:19,564
Oh!
712
00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:21,400
No. She can hang.
713
00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:25,237
- But you just said...
- It's the worst show, Hunter.
714
00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:27,865
Once the cast turned 30, it was just sad.
715
00:39:27,948 --> 00:39:30,618
OK, so, would you want to then?
716
00:39:31,285 --> 00:39:32,578
Uh-huh. Sure.
717
00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:35,164
- Great. It's a date.
- Oh…
718
00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:38,501
A date? You mean as friends?
719
00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:40,920
Or as a date.
720
00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:43,047
Uh…
721
00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:44,840
Right. Yeah.
722
00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:47,134
Um, OK. Yeah, let's do that.
723
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,261
That sounds… good.
724
00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:50,971
A date. Cool.
725
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,098
Cool.
726
00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:56,018
- Look at you go, Texas.
- I have a date.
727
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:59,855
You'll need to borrow something to wear
since all your clothes are horrible,
728
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,942
no offense, just from
what I've seen so far. I'm assuming.
729
00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:05,027
But I'm very excited. I'm dying.
730
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:06,737
I've never had a date.
731
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:09,156
Oh my God. This is your first date ever?
732
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,950
- This is huge!
- It's no big deal.
733
00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:14,036
OK, I'm ignoring you
because, obviously, this is a big deal.
734
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,497
Hunter Chen is V hot and V cool.
735
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,340
I will be over at 6:00
to help you get ready.
736
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:21,001
Whoa, I've never been this excited
in my whole life.
737
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,169
Holy shit.
738
00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:23,921
Who's that?
739
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:27,466
That is Ginny's mom.
740
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,554
I know.
741
00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:33,848
I'll catch you guys later.
742
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:35,724
See you tonight, Ginny.
743
00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,184
Ooh!
744
00:40:39,895 --> 00:40:43,441
What are you doing here? You know I hate
when you show up at my school.
745
00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:46,402
I wanna make up.
I don't like when we fight.
746
00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:48,988
- I brought a surprise.
- Car picnic! Car picnic!
747
00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:51,532
Fine, whatever. Car picnic.
Let's get outta here.
748
00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,122
Mm.
749
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:00,665
Bacony.
750
00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:04,086
- Pass the chocolate milkshake, please.
- Grotesque.
751
00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:06,297
OK.
752
00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:08,174
You have to stop.
753
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:12,803
I shouldn't have gone all mom on you
about that jerkoff with the bike,
754
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:15,389
but I had a flashback of this age.
755
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:19,059
Your whole life flashed before my eyes,
and you were pregnant and broke
756
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,520
and a high school dropout,
and all that was fine.
757
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:25,858
But then,
you had a super bratty teenage daughter,
758
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:29,612
and honestly, that was awful.
I just wouldn't wish that on you.
759
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,203
Forgive me?
760
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:38,579
- Yes?
- Yes.
761
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:39,662
Whoo!
762
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:42,374
You were right. He was a jerkoff.
763
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:46,295
Besides, um, I have a date tonight
with a different guy.
764
00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:49,256
- Zuckerberg?
- Mom!
765
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,218
Your first date ever! This is big.
766
00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:53,802
That's what Maxine said.
767
00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:54,887
Maxine?
768
00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:57,806
Oh, uh, my new friend.
769
00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,642
Your new friend!
770
00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,101
Well, well, well!
771
00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:03,729
Told you this place was different.
772
00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:06,273
Yeah, yeah, give me the bacon doughnut.
773
00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:11,237
This is putrid.
774
00:42:17,993 --> 00:42:18,994
I like it.
775
00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:21,163
This will keep the swelling down.
776
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:24,917
Do I wanna know?
777
00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:27,711
You wouldn't approve.
778
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:30,381
I am done here!
779
00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:32,091
Wow, these extensions are great.
780
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,135
You look beautiful.
781
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:39,348
- You both are really ruining this for me.
- This is some straight Judy Blume shit.
782
00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:42,017
I want my ashes scattered in this closet.
783
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:44,353
Don't rub your eyes.
You'll smear your mascara.
784
00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:47,231
And under no circumstances have sex.
785
00:42:47,314 --> 00:42:50,234
However, if you give him a blow job,
there is this trick with the balls...
786
00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:51,610
Mom!
787
00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:53,737
I'm kidding! No blow jobs.
788
00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:56,865
You're trying too hard to be edgy.
It's annoying, and no one likes you.
789
00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,951
- I like you.
- She likes me.
790
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,495
Tell me about this Hunter kid.
791
00:43:02,037 --> 00:43:04,248
Oh, yeah, I've known Hunter my whole life.
792
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,960
Seventh grade is when he got hot,
but he's still super nice,
793
00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:09,211
so everyone loves him.
794
00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:11,046
And he's, like, super smart.
795
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:14,341
He's in our AP English class,
where he saw Ginny's epic takedown.
796
00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:15,342
Takedown?
797
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:18,178
- No, it was nothing.
- It was awesome.
798
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:21,140
Mr. Gitten was like, "You won't
be able to keep up in this class,"
799
00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:23,309
and then Ginny was like, "You're racist!"
800
00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:26,145
- It was awesome.
- He said you couldn't keep up?
801
00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:28,856
It wasn't a big deal.
Please, just don't do anything.
802
00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:30,024
I can handle it.
803
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:31,107
Fine.
804
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,903
You're wearing that
to a school board meeting?
805
00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:36,739
Yeah.
806
00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:39,950
Thanks, man.
So, where in Texas are you from?
807
00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:45,080
Austin and then Fort Worth
and then Houston.
808
00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:45,998
Wow.
809
00:43:46,081 --> 00:43:47,374
You move around a lot.
810
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,877
Must be hard to,
like, make friends and stuff.
811
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,545
Yeah, it sucks.
812
00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:57,551
Hey, let's just skip over all that typical
first date stuff and get juicy with it.
813
00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:58,802
Juicy?
814
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,971
The dirt. The goods.
815
00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:02,597
I'll start.
816
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,727
Uh… when I was in fifth grade,
I had crazy buck teeth.
817
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,103
Big monster baddies.
818
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:13,525
- I had buck teeth too.
- Yeah? I had headgear.
819
00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:15,361
I had a wheeling backpack.
820
00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:18,197
Oh God. Oh no, no.
821
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,281
I have to leave.
822
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:32,211
Ellen, hi! I have your plate.
It's washed and ready...
823
00:44:32,294 --> 00:44:35,172
Wanna smoke the weed
I confiscated from my delinquent son?
824
00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:40,469
I need this to survive tonight.
825
00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:42,930
Those mothers are vicious.
826
00:44:43,013 --> 00:44:44,014
I got that.
827
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,600
The criminal mastermind hid it in a box
828
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:49,144
in the back of his closet
labeled "math homework."
829
00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:51,146
Right?
830
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:54,483
Like I'd believe he'd label his homework.
831
00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:56,902
He doesn't even do his homework.
832
00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:58,779
Ginny's on a date tonight.
833
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:01,657
I know. Max wouldn't shut up about it. Mm.
834
00:45:02,908 --> 00:45:04,034
Max is gay.
835
00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:07,955
She came out when she was nine,
by announcing her love for Barbie's boobs.
836
00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:09,665
Bitch has got great boobs.
837
00:45:09,748 --> 00:45:13,127
We're good with it, Clint and I.
That's my husband, Clint.
838
00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:17,005
- He's very supportive. He's a good dad.
- That's important.
839
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,091
Ginny's dad's a good dad.
840
00:45:19,174 --> 00:45:22,219
Zion. He does this thing
where he sends her books all the time.
841
00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,722
He writes in the margins
little notes for her.
842
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:25,973
It's cute.
843
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:29,101
Austin's dad's terrible. He's in prison.
844
00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:30,853
Prison? For what?
845
00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:32,229
Fraud, embezzlement.
846
00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:35,774
- Oh, don't worry, he was framed.
- How do you know?
847
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:38,735
I framed him.
848
00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:41,864
What?
849
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:46,076
There they are.
850
00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:51,081
And he opened the door for her.
851
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,833
He drives a Porsche!
852
00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:55,919
This was fun.
853
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,045
- Very fun.
- Yeah.
854
00:45:57,588 --> 00:46:00,507
Wholesome fun.
In a good way, not in a bad way. Lame way.
855
00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:02,926
I don't think you're lame.
I think you're nice.
856
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,471
You wouldn't ask me
to play with your balls.
857
00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:08,307
Oh my God.
858
00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:10,100
Uh, no, it's OK.
859
00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:11,894
I had a good time.
860
00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:24,072
See ya.
861
00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:25,156
OK.
862
00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:29,453
Mom, please! Grow up!
863
00:46:29,536 --> 00:46:31,955
That was one steamy hug.
864
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:35,459
Thank you for respecting my privacy
and normal mother-daughter boundaries!
865
00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:36,668
You're welcome.
866
00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:43,467
We live in one of the wealthiest cities
in the US.
867
00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:47,054
I find it unbelievable.
I mean, we can buy organic food.
868
00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:48,847
Cynthia runs Wellsbury.
869
00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:51,141
Trust me, just steer clear.
870
00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:52,434
Steer clear. Got it.
871
00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:56,146
Microplastics are what
will get our children. It's in our food…
872
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:59,149
I see you've already met
the town's most eligible bachelor.
873
00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,527
- Yummy, no?
- It's a conspiracy.
874
00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:03,320
We hear you,
875
00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:05,030
and we do not disagree with you.
876
00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:08,116
However,
our options are extremely limited.
877
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:12,371
This is the cheapest meal plan available,
and our budget is stretched too thin.
878
00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:13,622
Unacceptable.
879
00:47:13,705 --> 00:47:16,792
Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody.
880
00:47:17,584 --> 00:47:20,420
For those who don't know me,
I'm Georgia Miller.
881
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:24,591
I am so grateful to Cynthia
for alerting me to this problem.
882
00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:28,220
I know you're all familiar
with Wellsbury's best-kept secret,
883
00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:30,222
Joe's Blue Farm Cafe.
884
00:47:30,305 --> 00:47:32,474
His hummus is outrageous.
885
00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:34,685
Joe has graciously offered,
886
00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:36,728
for a very affordable fee,
887
00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:40,232
to provide a healthy, locally grown,
organic lunch option
888
00:47:40,315 --> 00:47:44,069
to the school district fresh from his farm
a few miles outside of town.
889
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,155
- Oh my God.
- Joe, that's great.
890
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,409
OK, well, in that case,
meeting's adjourned.
891
00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:52,661
- Thanks for coming.
- Told you it'd be a hit.
892
00:47:52,744 --> 00:47:55,581
No, you marched into my restaurant
and threatened to report me
893
00:47:55,664 --> 00:48:00,127
to the Department of Labor for exploiting
unpaid interns as employees if I said no.
894
00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:02,462
Like I said, I appreciate a good scam.
895
00:48:03,755 --> 00:48:04,755
Yeah.
896
00:48:06,174 --> 00:48:07,342
We did it.
897
00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:13,682
Lemonade, uh, lemon pie,
and lemon meringue, yeah?
898
00:48:13,765 --> 00:48:16,184
And a delightful lemon Jell-O.
899
00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:19,271
How'd you convince Joe to do that?
900
00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:22,941
I simply pointed out
it would mean so much to the community.
901
00:48:24,192 --> 00:48:25,192
Uh-huh.
902
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,363
All right, Georgia. You win.
903
00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:31,783
Anyone who can make Cynthia that happy
is a force to be reckoned with.
904
00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:33,327
Can you start Thursday?
905
00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:37,581
Well, I thought you'd never ask.
906
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,090
What are you doing here?
907
00:48:48,216 --> 00:48:49,843
So, this is your room, huh?
908
00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:52,721
- Yes, and why are you in it?
- Do you like him?
909
00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:53,805
Hunter?
910
00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:54,932
Why do you care?
911
00:48:56,141 --> 00:48:57,225
Do you like him?
912
00:48:57,309 --> 00:48:58,352
Yeah, I do.
913
00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:00,687
OK then.
914
00:49:01,521 --> 00:49:02,522
That's that.
915
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:07,945
That's what?
I'm just Maxine's dumb friend, remember?
916
00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:11,365
Who climbs through a window?
This isn't some rapey John Hughes mo...
917
00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:13,867
What the hell was that?
918
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:16,536
Who kisses someone
after they use the word "rapey"?
919
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,288
Sorry. I know you were on that date.
920
00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:20,653
Maxine won't shut up
about how perfect you and Hunter are,
921
00:49:20,707 --> 00:49:22,668
and I can't stop thinking about you.
922
00:49:24,294 --> 00:49:25,796
The other day when you grabbed me...
923
00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:30,384
♪ I know that it's late
But I still up, love ♪
924
00:49:31,051 --> 00:49:35,389
♪ If you don't come on o-o-o-over ♪
925
00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:39,059
♪ I know we don't do dates ♪
926
00:49:39,142 --> 00:49:41,979
♪ Just late night escapes ♪
927
00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:44,189
♪ But since you're in so cool ♪
928
00:49:44,272 --> 00:49:45,816
♪ I been thinking about you ♪
929
00:49:46,566 --> 00:49:49,444
♪ It's been a few months
Since we started this… ♪
930
00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:50,570
Nice.
931
00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,072
♪ …are you into this? ♪
932
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,323
♪ If not ♪
933
00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:56,076
♪ But I am ♪
934
00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:59,037
♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪
935
00:49:59,121 --> 00:50:02,249
♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪
936
00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:04,751
♪ I know
That it's not for real quite yet ♪
937
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:07,087
♪ But we can see where it goes ♪
938
00:50:08,046 --> 00:50:10,549
♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪
939
00:50:10,632 --> 00:50:13,135
♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪
940
00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:16,054
♪ I know
That it's not for real quite yet ♪
941
00:50:23,228 --> 00:50:24,062
Um…
942
00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:26,231
Do you think you can handle two fingers?
943
00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:30,360
Uh… Yeah, sure. I think so.
944
00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:37,200
Does that feel good?
945
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,037
Yeah. Yeah, it does.
946
00:50:57,971 --> 00:50:58,972
Hang on.
947
00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:01,725
Um… Here.
948
00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:11,902
- Uh… So, um, that was my first...
- So, I better get going.
949
00:51:11,985 --> 00:51:12,985
What?
950
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:16,239
Sorry, uh, what… What were you gonna say?
951
00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:20,243
Our moms are gonna get back
from that school thing soon, so, you know…
952
00:51:20,827 --> 00:51:21,745
Oh…
953
00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:22,871
OK. Um…
954
00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:24,372
So I'll see you around?
955
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,083
Definitely.
956
00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:31,046
Hey, um…
can we keep this on the DL?
957
00:51:31,129 --> 00:51:33,465
I don't want
this getting back to Padma and…
958
00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:37,052
I'm sure you don't want this
getting back to Hunter.
959
00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:38,220
I was gonna say that.
960
00:51:38,303 --> 00:51:41,306
I'd hate for such a dumb thing
to ruin my chance with Hunter.
961
00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:42,890
OK then.
962
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,011
I hate this.
963
00:52:20,595 --> 00:52:22,139
Keep working on it.
964
00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:24,182
You should ask Kenny for some pointers.
965
00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:27,185
Think the mung bean burgers are done.
966
00:52:27,769 --> 00:52:30,147
Mung bean? Gross.
967
00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,398
I miss pizza.
968
00:52:32,023 --> 00:52:34,734
I hate
this phony Stepford family dinner crap.
969
00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:39,239
- What the hell?
- You will not bitch about family dinner.
970
00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:41,199
We are a family, and we will have dinner.
971
00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:43,535
- Kenny's not my family.
- Oh, hell yes, he is.
972
00:52:43,618 --> 00:52:45,704
- My dad is...
- Your dad is where?
973
00:52:45,787 --> 00:52:47,581
Where is he? Alaska?
974
00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:48,915
Last month it was Nepal.
975
00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:52,252
Hey, babe. When's dinner ready?
976
00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:55,463
- I am starving.
- I'm gonna check on it right now.
977
00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,349
You need to work on your form.
978
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:10,103
How was night one in your new room?
979
00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,313
Fine.
980
00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:16,443
- You need to arch your back less.
- OK, I got it.
981
00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:19,863
I got it.
982
00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,115
Kenny, stop.
983
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,450
Kenny, I got it.
984
00:53:24,075 --> 00:53:25,076
Dinner's ready.
985
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,329
♪ Spread to fallin' leaves ♪
986
00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:32,667
♪ Now they're right upon me ♪
987
00:53:33,251 --> 00:53:36,046
♪ Wait, if I'm on fire ♪
988
00:53:36,838 --> 00:53:40,175
♪ How am I so deep in love? ♪
989
00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:43,345
♪ When I dream of dyin'… ♪
990
00:53:43,428 --> 00:53:45,222
Passion or power.
991
00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:47,599
♪ I never feel so loved… ♪
992
00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:52,145
Power is cold.
993
00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:55,482
It's about control. It's a game.
994
00:53:55,565 --> 00:53:57,400
There are winners and losers.
995
00:54:00,862 --> 00:54:02,405
- Oh, thanks, babe.
- Of course.
996
00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:05,784
♪ I've been having dreams… ♪
997
00:54:05,867 --> 00:54:07,410
If someone has power,
998
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:10,580
that means intrinsically
that someone else does not.
999
00:54:11,456 --> 00:54:13,416
♪ Trip and I fall in… ♪
1000
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:14,709
I always thought
1001
00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:17,879
that when the time came
for me to have sex, I'd want passion.
1002
00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:19,089
Passion is hot.
1003
00:54:20,298 --> 00:54:23,969
But now, I think you only want passion
until you've been burned.
1004
00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:26,638
Then power starts looking really good.
1005
00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:32,894
♪ I never land, just float there… ♪
1006
00:54:34,145 --> 00:54:36,731
Padma, right?
There's something you should know.
1007
00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:39,192
- What?
- We're late for class. We should go.
1008
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,737
You have something on your shirt. Got it.
1009
00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:44,447
Oh, thanks.
1010
00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,241
Never let your guard down.
1011
00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:48,285
I get it now.
1012
00:54:52,664 --> 00:54:54,457
I guess in the end…
1013
00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:55,458
Oh!
1014
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:58,545
…you're still just getting screwed.
1015
00:54:58,628 --> 00:55:00,672
♪ I never feel so loved ♪
1016
00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:05,260
♪ I've been having dreams ♪
1017
00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:12,225
♪ Trip and I fall in… ♪
1018
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:14,269
For the first time in my life,
1019
00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:22,027
I think I'm finally starting
to understand my mother.
1020
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,082
♪ I've been having dreams ♪
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