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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,686 Oh my gosh. 2 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:23,440 My mom had me when she was my age, 15. 3 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:26,735 So, I got the sex talk when I was only seven. 4 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:30,447 But it wasn't your typical birds and bees crap. 5 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:35,076 Then again, there's not much typical about my mom. 6 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,037 Uh… you have a pen I could borrow? 7 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,539 Sex. Men want it. 8 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:43,460 - And they think you should give it to 'em. - Thank you. 9 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:48,131 But you should never give anything unless you're gettin' somethin' in return. 10 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:52,093 - Hi. - Hey. 11 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:55,013 You can get two things from sex with a man. 12 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,433 Passion or power. 13 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,268 You're such a loser! 14 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,272 You better make sure you're gettin' somethin'. 15 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:06,691 Otherwise, you're just gettin' screwed. 16 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,491 Oh, and use a condom. 17 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:19,579 Mom never lets her guard down. 18 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:23,333 She's always in control. 19 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,840 It was a really effective sex talk. 20 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:34,636 - I'm still a virgin. - Virginia Miller. 21 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,138 Can I talk to you in the hall? 22 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:46,146 Virginia… 23 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,399 It's Ginny. 24 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,528 Your stepfather's been in an accident. 25 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,905 Your mom's on her way here with your brother. 26 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,491 I'm so sorry, honey. 27 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:57,659 He didn't make it. 28 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:12,257 Poor Amber Lynn. I know they had their problems with the divorce, 29 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,467 but still, she must be devastated. 30 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,177 Have you seen the new wife? 31 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:19,597 Who shows that much cleavage at a funeral? 32 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:20,974 Tacky. 33 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,977 - Oh! - Oops. Pardon me. I tripped. 34 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,775 Kenny was the best. 35 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,152 The best. 36 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,780 After being a single mother for so long, 37 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:38,158 he was like a godsend. 38 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,495 And he was wonderful with Virginia and Austin. 39 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:46,291 He treated 'em like his very own. 40 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:49,627 Well, they weren't his own, yet they're gettin' all his money. 41 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:53,548 Giving poor Davey's inheritance to that… trash. 42 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:57,594 He was a bastard. 43 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,721 He was a generous angel, 44 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,432 and I can't believe he's gone. 45 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:06,728 Passion, power, men, sex. 46 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:08,229 I'll take her word for it. 47 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,439 She's the expert. 48 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,692 I'm nothing like my mom. 49 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:22,660 ♪ Never admit to a word when she say ♪ 50 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,205 ♪ And if she claims And you tell her baby no way ♪ 51 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:28,583 - ♪ But she caught me on the counter ♪ - ♪ It wasn't me ♪ 52 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:30,877 - ♪ Saw me bangin' on the sofa ♪ - ♪ It wasn't me ♪ 53 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,588 - ♪ I even had her in the shower ♪ - ♪ It wasn't me ♪ 54 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:35,900 - ♪ She even caught me on camera ♪ - ♪ It was... ♪ 55 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:36,758 Hey! 56 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:40,011 Sorry. Do you think this song's appropriate for a nine-year-old? 57 00:03:40,094 --> 00:03:44,140 Please. He doesn't understand any of it. Austin, what's this song about? 58 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,476 Doing it on the bathroom floor, getting caught 59 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,645 and lying so you don't get in trouble. 60 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,980 Go back to your Harry Potter game. 61 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:54,442 What are you wearing? You look like Vanessa Hudgens at Rydell High. 62 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:57,111 The fact that your Rizzo is Vanessa and not Stockard 63 00:03:57,195 --> 00:04:00,073 is literally everything that's wrong with your generation. 64 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:03,284 Stockard is great, OK, but Vanessa surprised everyone. 65 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,494 Who knew? 66 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:05,578 You like? 67 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,413 You look like you have gangrene. 68 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,876 You're gonna like Massachusetts. It's very patriotic. 69 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,503 Perfect for a fresh start. 70 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:18,174 - You can't get pregnant. - You know something I don't? 71 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:21,219 A baby named Massachusetts or Wellsbury? 72 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:22,303 It's child abuse. 73 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,721 Bury is kinda cute. 74 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:27,433 You said we'd be here for a while, right, Mom? Just the three of us? 75 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:31,020 Remember that trip Kenny took us on to the Great Basin Desert? 76 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,940 Yeah. It went on and on and on and on. 77 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:37,110 Well, Momma's datin' life is like that desert. 78 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,821 Nothin' in sight as far as the eye can see. 79 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:41,906 There was nothin' in that desert. 80 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:45,702 - Oh! There was nothin' in that desert. - I'll believe it when I see it. 81 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,162 You're crabby today! 82 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:49,080 What's wrong? 83 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:50,373 I'm sad. 84 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,668 I'm a human having an emotion. Am I allowed to be sad? 85 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:55,586 Sad? You hated Texas. 86 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:56,879 Maybe I miss Kenny. 87 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,006 You hated Kenny. 88 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:01,134 ♪ Down, down ♪ 89 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,636 ♪ Deeper and down ♪ 90 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:06,806 ♪ The rumor burnt ♪ 91 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:08,599 ♪ Straight through the town ♪ 92 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,935 ♪ And when it landed ♪ 93 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:14,063 ♪ Everybody thought ♪ 94 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:18,693 ♪ That the truth had been caught ♪ 95 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,904 ♪ Down, down ♪ 96 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,282 ♪ Deeper and down ♪ 97 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:29,537 ♪ Her reputation began to drown… ♪ 98 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:31,122 Hi, Mr. Officer! 99 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,250 Was that racist? 100 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,127 That was racist, right? 101 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,630 Guess we're not leaving that bullshit in the South. 102 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:43,718 What was with you? "Hi, Mr. Officer." You sound like a bad porn. 103 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:45,928 I could use a good pat-down. Been a while. 104 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:47,555 Gross. 105 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,223 Seriously, just gross. 106 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,641 Scarring. I'm scarred. 107 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,365 ♪ Have you ever been fed up With the bullshit? ♪ 108 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,533 ♪ The whole town is too small And you don't fit… ♪ 109 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,327 You like it. Ha! 110 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,622 You like it. 111 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:15,833 It looks like Paul Revere boned a pumpkin spice latte. 112 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,211 ♪ With morality The intent is pure trash ♪ 113 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,755 ♪ No recyclables Who are you to judge… ♪ 114 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:23,132 Mark my words, we are gonna run this town. 115 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:27,512 Run it, burn it to the ground, flee into the night. Same difference. 116 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:30,014 Even the politicians are good-looking. 117 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,641 He looks like a young JFK. 118 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:34,852 Like the desert, right? 119 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:40,483 It's a far cry from the walk-up in Houston 120 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,819 and the apartment in New Orleans. Look at it. 121 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:46,155 - It's just ours? Just the three of us? - Mm-hmm. 122 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,117 I'm picking the biggest bedroom! 123 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,076 Comin'? 124 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:54,914 No! 125 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,880 - Help me! Please help me! - Come on! 126 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:05,174 Shut up! 127 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,763 You little bitch. Come here! 128 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:14,225 I'm gonna kill you, Mary! 129 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:41,502 I wanna know what you were thinking smoking weed on the side of the road 130 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,297 in clear view of everyone. Neighbors, the cops… 131 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:48,092 Seriously, I wanna know what was going through your brain! 132 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,343 Well, it's legal now. 133 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,095 Not for you, it isn't. 134 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,722 You get inside that house. 135 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:54,307 You are grounded. 136 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,478 Acknowledge me, dammit! 137 00:07:58,561 --> 00:07:59,979 All right, I'm grounded. 138 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,483 When's dinner though? 'Cause I'm really hungry. 139 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:10,656 Oh shit. 140 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:13,868 Hello! The door's open. 141 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:14,994 Come on in! 142 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:20,291 Hi there. I'm Ellen Baker. Welcome to the neighborhood. 143 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:22,460 Georgia Miller. And you brought cookies. 144 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:24,212 Aren't you a peach? 145 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:27,715 You live across the way, right? I think I saw you drive in earlier. 146 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:29,842 - Saw that, did you? - Mm-hmm. 147 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,012 Right. Well… 148 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:34,096 OK, get this. 149 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:38,059 I'm driving home, and I see him on the corner, smoking a joint. 150 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:41,354 In the middle of the sidewalk! No shame. Not a care in the world. 151 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:43,356 Just gettin' stoned on a Sunday. 152 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:46,984 When I was a kid, we had the decency to use eye drops and be paranoid. 153 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,153 - I get it. I have a teenager. - What? 154 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,199 No way. What, did you give birth when you were 12? 155 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:54,282 Fifteen. 156 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:56,661 Shit. 157 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,373 - Fifteen. - Yep. 158 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:01,541 I dunno, Dad. 159 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:02,624 It's a house. 160 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,210 It's big. 161 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:08,381 I'm unpacking now, and it just seems like an exercise in futility. 162 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:12,385 ♪ So don't look so surprised ♪ 163 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:15,388 ♪ When I know where you've been… ♪ 164 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,305 What? 165 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:19,100 No. Yeah, I'm listening. 166 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:21,602 Yeah, Mom's fine. 167 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,730 ♪ Until they're vaporized ♪ 168 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,942 ♪ Oh, and all the loss ♪ 169 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,945 ♪ Some men, they call the show… ♪ 170 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,864 Um. Hey, Dad? I'll call you back later. 171 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:37,326 Peach! I got you a present. 172 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:42,290 Gross. 173 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:45,418 Totally, but I thought you could wear it to school tomorrow. 174 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,838 I won't be white and bougie even in a cable-knit sweater. 175 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,924 What if I put you in a charcoal infinity scarf? 176 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,096 This is the new thing you're doing? Hate on Mom? 177 00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:59,265 Come on. This isn't us. 178 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:02,351 We're like the Gilmore Girls, but with bigger boobs. 179 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,436 I'm just tired. 180 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,397 Big day tomorrow. New school number five. 181 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:10,401 I read that stability is crucial for children in their formative years. 182 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:12,445 Maybe that's why Austin still wets the bed. 183 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:15,823 This place is different. I can feel it. We're gonna put down roots. 184 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:18,826 - You said that about Houston. - I was wrong about Houston. 185 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:22,038 - Whatever. It's always the same. - Try to be more creative! 186 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:26,334 This super stereotypical, angsty teen girl routine you got going on… 187 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,668 Frankly, it's boring! 188 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,969 I hate it when you're mad at me. Come here. 189 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,937 It's me and you against the world, kid. Remember that. 190 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:49,273 That's dramatic. What about Austin? 191 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,108 Don't be nervous about tomorrow. 192 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,693 - I'm not. - Liar. 193 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:56,280 I'm not nervous, but I do need to get a good night's sleep. 194 00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:59,325 Oh, you're so responsible. 195 00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:01,786 Sometimes I can't believe you came out of me. 196 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,081 Fun visual. Thanks for that. 197 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:09,460 Mom, what? 198 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:11,461 Nothin'. 199 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:12,797 'Night, peach. 200 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:09,770 ♪ I hear the voices in my head… ♪ 201 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:16,610 ♪ My middle finger's 'bout to pledge… ♪ 202 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:21,532 ♪ Oh, can't you see that blue and red? ♪ 203 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:28,164 ♪ Some things are better left unsaid… ♪ 204 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:33,502 ♪ I put two gunshots in the air ♪ 205 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:39,884 ♪ The people scattered everywhere ♪ 206 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:45,765 ♪ But I don't really give a care ♪ 207 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,768 ♪ Nope, some things in life ♪ 208 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,188 ♪ Are just unfair… ♪ 209 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,732 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 210 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,444 ♪ I walk upright like a soldier Yeah, I'm hot like Arizona ♪ 211 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:01,322 ♪ Mix the bacon and the soda I ain't mixin' bakin' soda ♪ 212 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,532 ♪ Mm, yay, yay, yay… ♪ 213 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,368 ♪ Ain't scared of no rain ♪ 214 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,872 ♪ I walk upright like a soldier Yeah, I'm cold as North Dakota ♪ 215 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,917 ♪ Mix the bacon and the soda I ain't mixin' bakin' soda ♪ 216 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,668 ♪ Mm, yay, mm, yay ♪ 217 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,378 ♪ Ain't scared of no pain ♪ 218 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,340 ♪ I hear the voices in my… ♪ 219 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:20,633 Come get a taste. 220 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,354 Hey, kid! Come here! 221 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,315 What's your name? 222 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:40,777 Georgia. 223 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,575 Who happened to your face? 224 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:52,289 I'm gonna give you some advice. It looks like you need it. 225 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,583 You win more flies with honey, 226 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,460 but if you get yourself a bee… 227 00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:58,921 sting first. 228 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,395 Hey, kid. 229 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:19,191 - Who are you? - My kids and I moved in across the street. 230 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,276 I hear you have bud. 231 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,738 I can't sleep. That would really help me out right now. 232 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:27,700 You got bud or not? 233 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,788 Thanks, kid. 234 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,414 It's Marcus. 235 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,208 Don't do drugs, Marcus. 236 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,507 Is this it? 237 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,217 This is nothing. 238 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,678 - Hogwarts makes this look like a joke. - Yeah. 239 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,515 - Would Harry Potter be scared? - No, but Ron would. 240 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,975 Yeah. Well, Ron's a pussy. 241 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,561 OK, now, soldier. Ten-hut! 242 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:59,523 Remember, you win more flies with honey, but if you get yourself a bee... 243 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,108 Sting first. Crucio! 244 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,359 Oh! 245 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,739 Hey. 246 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,950 Hey, hey, hey. It's OK. 247 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,078 You're magic, remember? 248 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,663 Look at that kid! 249 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,085 Get on in there, then. 250 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,215 First day's always the hardest. I'm Cynthia. 251 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,177 - Georgia Miller. - This is Bev and Bhanu. 252 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,429 We thought you were one of the new teachers. 253 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:33,182 You look too young to be a mom. 254 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,060 - Oh! - I'm sure you get it all the time. 255 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,187 Love your bag. 256 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,564 You moved into that house on Bradley Street 257 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,608 with the fireplace and crown molding. 258 00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,818 - How did you know? - I'm in real estate. 259 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:48,238 Cynthia is the land mogul of Wellsbury. 260 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:52,076 Georgia, what is your feeling on organic produce? 261 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,747 Organic produce? 262 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,917 What would you say if you found out the elementary school 263 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:04,254 only offered fast food options to our children for lunch? 264 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:07,007 Pizza, chicken nuggets, cheeseburgers. 265 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,552 Sounds like a problem. 266 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,680 I'm so happy to hear you say that. 267 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,974 You have to come to the school board meeting tomorrow. 268 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,101 I'm hosting it at the neighborhood club. 269 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:21,146 Paul Randolph will have to pay attention to us if we show up in force. 270 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,732 - Tell me you'll be there. - Paul Randolph? 271 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,194 The mayor. He runs the town, but he's not a parent. So… 272 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,487 Say you'll be there. 273 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,823 I'll be there. 274 00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,116 Amazing. 275 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:35,577 We need as many outreach moms making a stink as possible. 276 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,163 - Mm-hmm. - Anyway… 277 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,082 OK. 278 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:52,511 Virginia, I should warn you. We keep a, uh, rigorous pace in AP English. 279 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,722 The AP students take this very seriously. 280 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,766 So, if my class proves to be too much for you, 281 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,562 I suggest you do yourself a favor and move down to regular English, OK? 282 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,523 I'd hate to see you bite off more than you could chew. 283 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,567 Uh, we cover all the greats. 284 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:07,985 Steinbeck, Salinger, 285 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,030 Miller, Homer, Fitzgerald, 286 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,364 Shakespeare, of course. 287 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,783 Um… 16 books total. 288 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,452 - OK? - It's Ginny. 289 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,874 I'm living in a Crest commercial. 290 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,334 Welcome back, AP English. 291 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:29,173 Hiding in the back there, you will find our new student, Virginia Miller. 292 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,550 I trust you will make her feel welcome. 293 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,551 It's Ginny. 294 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,345 I know it's our first day back from summer vacation, 295 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,515 but I thought it was an excellent opportunity for a pop quiz. 296 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,852 Those of you who didn't do the summer reading of The Crucible 297 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,229 are in for a world of pain. 298 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:48,108 Uh, don't worry, Virginia, I don't expect you to have read it. 299 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,361 Oh. Yes, you have a question? 300 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,448 There are 16 books on this syllabus. 301 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,825 Yes. Like I said, you can always drop down... 302 00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,370 Fourteen of them are written by men, 15 were written by white people, 303 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:04,249 and I'll guess the one Black author will crop up for Black History Month. 304 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,834 Am I right? 305 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,835 Excuse me? 306 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,130 I'm very serious about my education, Mr. Gitten. 307 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,342 I'm worried I might internalize an ideology that the main viewpoint, 308 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,428 the viewpoint worth studying in class, the viewpoint of the greats, 309 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:20,557 is only that of the white male, thus eradicating my voice as immaterial. 310 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,727 And finally, I'm worried I won't be stimulated intellectually. 311 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,772 Also, I have read The Crucible, 312 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,191 and I'm confident I can take the quiz today. 313 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,069 Are you through, Virginia? 314 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,820 No. 315 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,573 Please call me Ginny. 316 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,785 Well, I don't know how things were done at your last school, 317 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,245 Ginny, 318 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:46,291 but here, we don't tolerate political outbursts and grandstanding 319 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,211 at the expense of your peers' class time. 320 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,504 Yes, Maxine? 321 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:54,591 Hi. I'm, like, also super concerned about my subconscious digestion 322 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,969 of the superiority of the white male perspective. 323 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,847 Also, I have period cramps, so can I go to the nurse? 324 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:02,850 OK, that's it. 325 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:06,478 For the rest of the class, we will be silent and take the pop quiz. 326 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,439 It's worth 10% of your first semester grade. 327 00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:15,696 You're new, right? 328 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,906 Just moved in across the street? 329 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:20,951 It's Monday. 330 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,831 What cultural wasteland are you from? 331 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,500 Never heard of the band Wednesday? 332 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,088 Yeah, I have. 333 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,550 - They have that one song. - No, they don't. 334 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,343 They don't exist. 335 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,597 I made 'em up. Grabbed the first shirt I saw this morning. 336 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,680 Whatever. 337 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,058 I met your mom last night. 338 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,270 She can be very friendly. 339 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,023 Hmm. She asked me for weed. She wasn't that friendly. 340 00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,525 Yeah, well, she can also be kind of a bitch. 341 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,278 ♪ I'm giving up with the make-belief… ♪ 342 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,071 Marcus, be gone. 343 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,158 - ♪ No one here's being fooled… ♪ - See you around, neighbor. 344 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,703 Sorry about Marcus. He's an asshole. 345 00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:07,748 - Yeah, total asshole. - Yeah. He's my twin brother. 346 00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,291 Oh, I'm sorry. I... 347 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,544 I'm sorry. I should've strangled him with my umbilical cord in the womb 348 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,171 and done humanity a solid. 349 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,257 Are you coming? 350 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,886 - Uh… - So, where are you from? 351 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,263 - Texas. - Texas. That's so exotic. 352 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,848 - Are you straight? - What? 353 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,101 Gay, straight, them, they? Do they even let you be gay in Texas? 354 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,519 Um, I'm straight. 355 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:32,648 Ugh! That's such a bummer. There are no good gays here. 356 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,568 You are going to love my friends, OK? 357 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,488 So that's Norah, that's Jordan, that's Brodie, 358 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,490 that's Hunter, and this is Abby. 359 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,200 Guys, this is Ginny. 360 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,702 She is my new neighbor. She's from Texas. 361 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,789 I'm in love with her, so you need to worship her and be nice. 362 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:49,872 Um, howdy. 363 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,583 Howdy. 364 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,001 God! 365 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,753 I love southern accents. 366 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:57,256 I feel like you could say the nastiest shit, 367 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,800 and it would still sound all sweet and charming 368 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:02,219 like you were offering me lemonade, you know? 369 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,136 Like… 370 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,930 I'll cut your face! 371 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,099 See? It's still charming. 372 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,935 And your skin is flawless. Do you jade roll? 373 00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:13,355 Oh, sorry. Is that like when white girls touch Black girls' hair? 374 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,775 If I'm being a dick, it's 'cause we have more Starbucks than Black people. 375 00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,735 Why'd you move to Wellsbury? 376 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,070 Um, my stepdad died. 377 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:22,990 Oh, it's fine. 378 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,491 Well, how did he die? 379 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,243 Um… car accident. 380 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,870 Well, heart attack, then car accident. 381 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,956 That's horrible. Was anyone else hurt? 382 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,583 Was he on the highway? Was he on a motorcycle? 383 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,753 I saw the most gruesome motorcycle accident one time. 384 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:40,132 This guy's arm was literally four lanes away from the rest of him. 385 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,009 Know what? My stupid idiot twin, 386 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,594 he's probably gonna end up the exact same way. 387 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,806 He bought a motorcycle, which is more pathetic than it sounds 388 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:51,560 because our birthday isn't until December, which is when he could ride it. 389 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:55,397 By that point, the roads'll be all icy. He'll probably just die immediately. 390 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,774 Chill, Max. 391 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:03,155 Oh! I didn't mean to, like, bring up painful memories for you. 392 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,949 I love all that gruesome shit, you know? I'm so morbid. 393 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:09,119 I've seen every episode of SVU, and I only listen to podcasts 394 00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:12,622 about girls like me getting brutally murdered. Want some yogurt? 395 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,499 - Uh... - You know what? 396 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,835 You're right. The food here is crap. 397 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,254 Let's sneak off campus and get some tacos. 398 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,799 Come. Seriously. 399 00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:32,100 Mm. Hello again, JFK. 400 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,062 Thanks, Joe. 401 00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,564 - Do I know you? - I don't know. Do you? 402 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,109 Right. Name tag. Duh! 403 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:44,738 With City Hall there, I imagine you do a killing at lunch. 404 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:48,075 - I bet they all just filter right in. - Yeah. And you are? 405 00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,911 Hey, Joe. Just picking up my usual. 406 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,496 To go. Again. 407 00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:54,748 Already got it ready. Marie! 408 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,293 - Thank you, Marie. - You got it. 409 00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,794 OK. 410 00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:01,171 - Oh! - Oh! 411 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,465 No! Oh, I'm so clumsy. 412 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,384 - Are you OK? - Georgia. 413 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:07,844 Paul Randolph. Mayor. 414 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,138 That was instinct. I'm so sorry. 415 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,475 I've forgotten how to introduce myself like a human. Let me start over. 416 00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,603 Hi, I'm Paul. 417 00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:19,856 I can't believe this is the first impression I'm making. 418 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,024 I just moved to town. 419 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,485 You have to let me buy you another of whatever... 420 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:24,694 No. I'm sure it's... 421 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:28,031 I insist. You must have lunch with me. Let me make it up to you. 422 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:31,618 And I'll have someone to talk to! His usual, Joe. Thank you! 423 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:32,701 Uh… 424 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,247 Um… 425 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:37,999 You know what? I usually just eat at my desk, 426 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,083 so… 427 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:42,796 But why not? 428 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:43,880 You know what? 429 00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:44,965 All right. 430 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:46,800 Georgia. 431 00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:48,468 - Mayor Paul. - Uh… 432 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,303 - No. Just Paul. - Hmm. 433 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,847 Just Paul. Listen… 434 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:56,059 …I know you're new here, but you already stumbled upon the town's best-kept secret. 435 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:59,688 You see, Joe, the owner, he owns a farm just outside of town. 436 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,316 - Singing my praises, Paul? - No, I'm exposing you. 437 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:08,155 See, he hires a bunch of college kids to run the farm for college credit 438 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:12,242 to the school of agriculture, then he gets kids to run the restaurant 439 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,035 for credit to the culinary school. 440 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,954 It is a tremendous scam, 441 00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,122 but the hummus… 442 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:18,915 is outrageous. 443 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,418 I appreciate a good scam. 444 00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,086 Back at ya. 445 00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,425 Everyone here is just so happy. 446 00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:30,427 It's a front. They're all miserable. 447 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:34,389 Everyone's just slowly marching inevitably and irrevocably closer to death. 448 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:37,058 Also, I totally saw Hunter checking you out earlier. 449 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,894 It was very cute. 450 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,103 Ginny? 451 00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,106 That's my mom. 452 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:47,736 - No! Are her boobs real? - Who's that guy she's talking to? 453 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:51,865 That's Mayor Paul "waiting for my Bachelor casting call" Randolph. 454 00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:54,409 All the thirsty moms throw their twats at him. 455 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,244 Let's get out of here. 456 00:24:56,745 --> 00:25:00,665 This is really nice. I don't get to just sit and enjoy lunch anymore. 457 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,876 It is a complete madhouse over there. 458 00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:06,713 It's usually Chinese takeout and lunch with my campaign manager, Nick, 459 00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:09,299 who is just relentless. 460 00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:12,344 You know, this might be fate. 461 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:15,055 - What? - I'd love to get a job in town. 462 00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:16,973 Help me meet more people. Keep busy. 463 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:19,434 We could try it out, just a few weeks. 464 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,685 Um… 465 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,440 OK. Uh… Well, Georgia, do you have any experience in politics? 466 00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:30,487 Not exactly, but I can help. I've supported myself since I was 15. 467 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:33,573 I'm smart, I'm capable, I'm a fast learner, and resourceful. 468 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:37,118 You give me lemons, you'll have lemonade, lemon pie, and lemon meringue. 469 00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,330 I'm sorry. This card was declined. 470 00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,374 - What? - Do you have another I can try? 471 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,251 - Just use this one. - Um… 472 00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:45,961 Um… 473 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:50,924 Georgia, I'm sure you can do all of the things, you know, with the lemons, 474 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,677 but I'm not really hiring right now, 475 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,428 and I've already got Nick, so… 476 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,930 Oh, Nick's relentless. 477 00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:58,807 I'm sorry. 478 00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:02,519 Of course. Was only a thought. 479 00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:06,146 Hey. 480 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:13,154 What's wrong? Where are your glasses? 481 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,239 Can we go? 482 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:16,950 Who did this? 483 00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,034 Show me. 484 00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:23,039 Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the rotten tree. 485 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:24,916 Look at me. You're magic. 486 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,835 Screw that asshole. He's a bee. 487 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,254 And what do we do to bees? 488 00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:42,892 For the bees. 489 00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:44,811 Come on. 490 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:55,697 Hey there, little lady. 491 00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:58,366 Hey there, big fat guy. 492 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,745 - Feisty, ain't you? - Oh, you're sittin' down. 493 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:04,998 That's fun. We are havin' fun. 494 00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,796 She told you, Marty! 495 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,052 Wanna buy me one of those? 496 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,138 Zion. How old are you? 497 00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:21,222 How old are you? 498 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,933 Seventeen, but it doesn't matter. 499 00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:25,810 The real question is, 500 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,437 how old is Devon Fisher? 501 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,899 Devon Fisher's 21 and does not secure his belongings 502 00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:33,443 when he and his girlfriend skinny-dip at Yosemite. 503 00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:34,526 Yosemite? 504 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:35,820 I'm on a road trip. 505 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:36,946 Finding myself. 506 00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:39,324 It's all very Jack Kerouac. 507 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:42,410 Kerouac, On the Road. 508 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,664 Hey, come on. How old are you? 509 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:49,958 Fair enough. 510 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,965 You know the problem with an eye for an eye? 511 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,717 Makes the whole world blind? 512 00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,969 They go for the eye, 513 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:02,263 you go for the hand. 514 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:07,686 Austin! 515 00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:10,146 Found the superglue to fix your glasses. 516 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:13,273 Honey? 517 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,248 ♪ Down, down ♪ 518 00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:30,208 ♪ Deeper and down… ♪ 519 00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,086 ♪ The rumor burnt ♪ 520 00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:35,171 ♪ Straight through the town ♪ 521 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,674 ♪ And when it landed ♪ 522 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:40,510 ♪ Everybody thought ♪ 523 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:44,931 ♪ That the truth had been caught… ♪ 524 00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:49,602 - Your bedroom is amazing. - I know. 525 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,814 Oh hey. This is really cute. 526 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,399 Try it on. 527 00:28:58,194 --> 00:28:59,612 Oh, I love that on you. 528 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,280 Keep it. 529 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,617 - Seriously? - Yeah, one hundo percent. 530 00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:07,078 Looks way better on you than it ever did on me. 531 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,584 I cannot believe how much English homework we have. It is only our first day. 532 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,878 Oh! Mr. Gitten is such an asshole. 533 00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:18,214 Oh, he's a power-hungry monster. Total troll beneath the bridge. 534 00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,800 It's like, I'm sorry you suck. 535 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:24,345 Yeah, like, I'm sorry your dick is small, and nobody wants to touch it. 536 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,515 I'm sorry you're balding. That must be hard for you. 537 00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:30,685 So, how are you liking Wellsbury? Is it paradise? 538 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:32,269 It's weird. 539 00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:37,525 I'm supposed to subtly and casually ask you if you have a boyfriend? 540 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:39,861 Hunter wants to know. 541 00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:43,364 Oh, uh… No, I don't. I've never had a boyfriend. 542 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,200 I've never even kissed a guy. 543 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,535 We move a lot, so I'm always the new girl. 544 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,037 That sounds awful… 545 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,372 or potentially thrilling. 546 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:54,167 Like, you can utterly change your personality. 547 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,919 You'd get along with my mother. 548 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:59,214 I'd love to get along with your mother. God, she's so banging. 549 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:03,259 Ah! Well, welcome to the opinion of everyone who's ever met Georgia. 550 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,343 Georgia. 551 00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:06,012 And you're Virginia? 552 00:30:06,846 --> 00:30:10,558 My brother's Austin. My mom named us after the places we were born. 553 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:12,142 Poetic. 554 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,979 I just can't believe she was with that guy today. 555 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:18,441 She always does this. She moves us around, and she meets a guy, 556 00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:20,568 they break up, so we have to move again. 557 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,530 Or she meets a guy, and we have to move to go be with him. 558 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,323 It's always about a fricking guy! 559 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:28,785 I can't blame her for Kenny dying, but she promised this would be different. 560 00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:31,246 And what, noon on our first day in town? 561 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,332 Well, you can't move. 562 00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,042 I've decided I really like you. 563 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,545 - Really? - Uh, yeah. 564 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,714 "I'm confident I can take the pop quiz today." 565 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:44,133 Pfft! You're my idol. Do you want a soda? 566 00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,803 'Cause my blood needs sugar and chemicals to focus. 567 00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:47,971 - Sure. - Cool. 568 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:01,693 Are you stalking me? 569 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:03,819 What? 570 00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:06,030 No. Max invited me. 571 00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:11,578 ♪ I'm giving up with the make-belief ♪ 572 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:15,623 ♪ No one here's being fooled ♪ 573 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,129 ♪ Back to the days when I was your thief ♪ 574 00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:22,338 ♪ And ♪ 575 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:24,591 ♪ And I could play it cool ♪ 576 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,927 ♪ Exhausting myself ♪ 577 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,846 ♪ Tryin' to excite you ♪ 578 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,933 ♪ With the same things as before ♪ 579 00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:39,856 ♪ But the wells ran dry And all the tricks up my sleeve, well ♪ 580 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:42,817 ♪ Baby, I've got no more… ♪ 581 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,360 Marcus, what are you doing? 582 00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:48,072 - Why is that in my room? - No one checks your room. 583 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,909 Gross. Get help. Also, can you please leave? 584 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,160 We're trying to study. 585 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,167 Sorry about him. 586 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,501 It's fine. Uh… 587 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,182 So, what's your favorite song by Wednesday? 588 00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,975 You don't have to be a jerk. 589 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,769 No, I don't have to be. 590 00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:20,188 - Nice bike. - Thanks. 591 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,732 Maybe I'll give you a ride sometime. 592 00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:24,609 When? December? 593 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,867 Girls always want an Insta on the bike. 594 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,662 All right, where's your phone? 595 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:39,165 Hey! Stop! No! 596 00:32:57,308 --> 00:33:00,019 Virginia Miller, you little idiot. 597 00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:14,117 That was seriously not cool. 598 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:25,419 Oh… 599 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:30,383 Marcus, let's go. 600 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:34,387 Who's she? 601 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:37,432 No one. Just one of Maxine's dumb friends. 602 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:52,113 - How was your first day, dear? - I have a ton of homework to do. 603 00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:55,116 Hey! You get back here when I am talking to you! 604 00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:57,535 I don't want you with that guy or on that bike! 605 00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:00,329 You don't understand. 606 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:03,166 Oh, you think I don't understand. 607 00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:06,419 I understand. Believe me, Mommy understands. 608 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,504 You are me, 609 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:09,797 and I was an idiot. 610 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:14,052 I've broken my back giving you every opportunity that I never had, 611 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:18,139 so you're gonna throw it all away on the first jerkoff Shawn Hunter wannabe. 612 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,976 You know who's sexy? Skinny, nerdy guy in your biology class. 613 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,645 Have sex with that guy. Bang future Mark Zuckerberg. 614 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,773 Have you learned nothin' from Romy and Michele? 615 00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:29,275 Nervous I might tap into your weed supply, Mommy? 616 00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:32,445 I'm not banging anyone 'cause I'm not you. 617 00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:35,907 I don't show up into a new town and immediately have a boyfriend. 618 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:39,327 - I saw you today with that guy. - What guy? 619 00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:42,538 Hey, honey. Look, I fixed your glasses. 620 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:46,918 Why don't you tell Austin, Mom? Tell him how all your promises are shit 621 00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,188 because you're already getting your hooks into some guy. 622 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:51,964 Don't give me the sob story on the crap you went through 623 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:54,842 so we could have a better life. Frankly, it's boring. 624 00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:58,012 You're with a guy? 625 00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,096 Austin, it's… 626 00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:03,351 Fine! We wanna slam doors? 627 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:05,520 Well, we can all slam doors! 628 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,244 - May I help you? - I was looking for a bag. 629 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:22,370 What kind of bag? 630 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,539 A really nice one. 631 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:26,541 I can pay. 632 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:30,294 I meant, did you have a designer in mind? We have a lovely bag selection. 633 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,296 Oh! OK! 634 00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,842 For a second, I thought we were gonna have a Pretty Woman moment. 635 00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:38,261 "You work on commission, right?" 636 00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:40,388 - No, I don't. - OK. 637 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:44,100 Oh, this is lovely. 638 00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:46,602 Great. 639 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,146 Hmm. 640 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,735 Sorry. This is declined. Do you have another card? 641 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:55,820 Try it again. 642 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:02,994 Mm-mm. I'm sorry. 643 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:10,376 So, I guess the Pretty Woman moment is gonna happen after all. 644 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:24,849 Hello. Hi, excuse me, but I got these as a gift from my husband. 645 00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:26,392 He is so well-meanin'. 646 00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:30,188 He lost the receipt. I told him to just come back in here and talk to you 647 00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:32,857 because I knew you'd understand, but he was too chicken. 648 00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:37,069 So, here I am, returning my own wedding anniversary present. 649 00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:38,571 Can you believe? 650 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,823 I was thinking store credit. 651 00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:43,993 ♪ Pretty woman, walkin' down the street ♪ 652 00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:45,244 ♪ Pretty woman… ♪ 653 00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:47,830 - Why is my card getting declined? - Georgia… 654 00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,790 It's my money. Kenny left it to me. 655 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:53,085 Listen, we're not dealing with chump change here. 656 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:56,172 We're dealing with yoga studios. We're dealing with a house. 657 00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:58,883 We're dealing with an ex-wife who thinks you're the Antichrist. 658 00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:00,843 She's contesting the will. 659 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:01,927 What? 660 00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:03,763 What does that m... 661 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:07,808 - She talking to the cops? - Cops? Why would she talk to cops? 662 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,310 This is about the will. 663 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,146 She's just saying she helped build his yoga franchise. 664 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,399 Yogi Boogie-Woogie or some stupid shit. 665 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,526 Yeah, Yoga Bo Boga. Three locations. 666 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:19,111 She says you're a cheap skank 667 00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:23,074 who married Kenny for his money, and she deserves a part of the franchise. 668 00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:24,700 She really hates you. 669 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,369 It's my money, Marty. It's legit. 670 00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:30,164 Listen, it's all fine. We take care of our own, 671 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,166 and I'm taking care of it. 672 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:35,920 Marty, I own a house now with a vegetable garden and everything. 673 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:39,757 - I need the money from Kenny's account. - The garden sounds nice. 674 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,217 Marty, you're my lawyer. 675 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,594 Figure out my money, please. 676 00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:46,180 Hi, Zach. 677 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:47,848 I'm Austin's mom. 678 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:50,309 Would you come over here for a sec? 679 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:52,644 Zach, 680 00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:56,023 Austin was telling me about how you broke his glasses. 681 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,149 No, I didn't. 682 00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,484 It wasn't a question. 683 00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:01,487 You broke Austin's glasses, which makes you a bee. 684 00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,489 Austin, what do we do to bees? 685 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,328 I think you were right. Austin fell and broke his glasses 686 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,664 like you fell and broke your nose, understand? 687 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,836 That was a question. Do you understand? 688 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:19,171 - Yes! - Mm-hmm. 689 00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:20,255 Ow! 690 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,174 Ah! Ow! 691 00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,176 We got a nosebleed over here. 692 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,886 Ow! 693 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:26,971 Zach! 694 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:30,391 Sweetheart, are you OK? 695 00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:32,268 He had a nasty little spill. 696 00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:34,854 - Thank you so much for being here. - Of course. 697 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:37,732 Such a sweet boy. You should be more careful. 698 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:40,943 And I'll see you tonight. 699 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,779 I am so excited for the school board meetin'. 700 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,823 If we don't protect our kids, who will? 701 00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:47,700 Yes, that's exactly right. 702 00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:51,245 Oh, sweetie. 703 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:59,086 So then, after ordering the shrimp basket, Jax, like, reaches into his pants… 704 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:02,465 not his pocket, Ginny, his pants, like, where his balls are… 705 00:39:02,548 --> 00:39:05,843 and he just pulls out a ring and proposes. It is the best show. 706 00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:08,346 - Hunter, do you watch Vanderpump Rules? - No, sorry. 707 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,931 Neither does Ginny. You guys are so uncultured. 708 00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:13,267 She's coming over tonight so I can pop her cherry. 709 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,144 Oh, OK. Uh… 710 00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:18,481 I was just gonna ask if you wanna maybe hang later tonight, but… 711 00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:19,564 Oh! 712 00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:21,400 No. She can hang. 713 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:25,237 - But you just said... - It's the worst show, Hunter. 714 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:27,865 Once the cast turned 30, it was just sad. 715 00:39:27,948 --> 00:39:30,618 OK, so, would you want to then? 716 00:39:31,285 --> 00:39:32,578 Uh-huh. Sure. 717 00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:35,164 - Great. It's a date. - Oh… 718 00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:38,501 A date? You mean as friends? 719 00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:40,920 Or as a date. 720 00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:43,047 Uh… 721 00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:44,840 Right. Yeah. 722 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:47,134 Um, OK. Yeah, let's do that. 723 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,261 That sounds… good. 724 00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:50,971 A date. Cool. 725 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,098 Cool. 726 00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:56,018 - Look at you go, Texas. - I have a date. 727 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:59,855 You'll need to borrow something to wear since all your clothes are horrible, 728 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,942 no offense, just from what I've seen so far. I'm assuming. 729 00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:05,027 But I'm very excited. I'm dying. 730 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:06,737 I've never had a date. 731 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:09,156 Oh my God. This is your first date ever? 732 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,950 - This is huge! - It's no big deal. 733 00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:14,036 OK, I'm ignoring you because, obviously, this is a big deal. 734 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,497 Hunter Chen is V hot and V cool. 735 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,340 I will be over at 6:00 to help you get ready. 736 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:21,001 Whoa, I've never been this excited in my whole life. 737 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,169 Holy shit. 738 00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:23,921 Who's that? 739 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:27,466 That is Ginny's mom. 740 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,554 I know. 741 00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:33,848 I'll catch you guys later. 742 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:35,724 See you tonight, Ginny. 743 00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,184 Ooh! 744 00:40:39,895 --> 00:40:43,441 What are you doing here? You know I hate when you show up at my school. 745 00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:46,402 I wanna make up. I don't like when we fight. 746 00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:48,988 - I brought a surprise. - Car picnic! Car picnic! 747 00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:51,532 Fine, whatever. Car picnic. Let's get outta here. 748 00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,122 Mm. 749 00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:00,665 Bacony. 750 00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:04,086 - Pass the chocolate milkshake, please. - Grotesque. 751 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:06,297 OK. 752 00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:08,174 You have to stop. 753 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:12,803 I shouldn't have gone all mom on you about that jerkoff with the bike, 754 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:15,389 but I had a flashback of this age. 755 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:19,059 Your whole life flashed before my eyes, and you were pregnant and broke 756 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,520 and a high school dropout, and all that was fine. 757 00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:25,858 But then, you had a super bratty teenage daughter, 758 00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:29,612 and honestly, that was awful. I just wouldn't wish that on you. 759 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,203 Forgive me? 760 00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:38,579 - Yes? - Yes. 761 00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:39,662 Whoo! 762 00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:42,374 You were right. He was a jerkoff. 763 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:46,295 Besides, um, I have a date tonight with a different guy. 764 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:49,256 - Zuckerberg? - Mom! 765 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,218 Your first date ever! This is big. 766 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:53,802 That's what Maxine said. 767 00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:54,887 Maxine? 768 00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:57,806 Oh, uh, my new friend. 769 00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,642 Your new friend! 770 00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,101 Well, well, well! 771 00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:03,729 Told you this place was different. 772 00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:06,273 Yeah, yeah, give me the bacon doughnut. 773 00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:11,237 This is putrid. 774 00:42:17,993 --> 00:42:18,994 I like it. 775 00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:21,163 This will keep the swelling down. 776 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:24,917 Do I wanna know? 777 00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:27,711 You wouldn't approve. 778 00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:30,381 I am done here! 779 00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:32,091 Wow, these extensions are great. 780 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,135 You look beautiful. 781 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:39,348 - You both are really ruining this for me. - This is some straight Judy Blume shit. 782 00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:42,017 I want my ashes scattered in this closet. 783 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:44,353 Don't rub your eyes. You'll smear your mascara. 784 00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:47,231 And under no circumstances have sex. 785 00:42:47,314 --> 00:42:50,234 However, if you give him a blow job, there is this trick with the balls... 786 00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:51,610 Mom! 787 00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:53,737 I'm kidding! No blow jobs. 788 00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:56,865 You're trying too hard to be edgy. It's annoying, and no one likes you. 789 00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,951 - I like you. - She likes me. 790 00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,495 Tell me about this Hunter kid. 791 00:43:02,037 --> 00:43:04,248 Oh, yeah, I've known Hunter my whole life. 792 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,960 Seventh grade is when he got hot, but he's still super nice, 793 00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:09,211 so everyone loves him. 794 00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:11,046 And he's, like, super smart. 795 00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:14,341 He's in our AP English class, where he saw Ginny's epic takedown. 796 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:15,342 Takedown? 797 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:18,178 - No, it was nothing. - It was awesome. 798 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:21,140 Mr. Gitten was like, "You won't be able to keep up in this class," 799 00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:23,309 and then Ginny was like, "You're racist!" 800 00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:26,145 - It was awesome. - He said you couldn't keep up? 801 00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:28,856 It wasn't a big deal. Please, just don't do anything. 802 00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:30,024 I can handle it. 803 00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:31,107 Fine. 804 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,903 You're wearing that to a school board meeting? 805 00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:36,739 Yeah. 806 00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:39,950 Thanks, man. So, where in Texas are you from? 807 00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:45,080 Austin and then Fort Worth and then Houston. 808 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:45,998 Wow. 809 00:43:46,081 --> 00:43:47,374 You move around a lot. 810 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,877 Must be hard to, like, make friends and stuff. 811 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,545 Yeah, it sucks. 812 00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:57,551 Hey, let's just skip over all that typical first date stuff and get juicy with it. 813 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:58,802 Juicy? 814 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,971 The dirt. The goods. 815 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:02,597 I'll start. 816 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,727 Uh… when I was in fifth grade, I had crazy buck teeth. 817 00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,103 Big monster baddies. 818 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:13,525 - I had buck teeth too. - Yeah? I had headgear. 819 00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:15,361 I had a wheeling backpack. 820 00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:18,197 Oh God. Oh no, no. 821 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,281 I have to leave. 822 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:32,211 Ellen, hi! I have your plate. It's washed and ready... 823 00:44:32,294 --> 00:44:35,172 Wanna smoke the weed I confiscated from my delinquent son? 824 00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:40,469 I need this to survive tonight. 825 00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:42,930 Those mothers are vicious. 826 00:44:43,013 --> 00:44:44,014 I got that. 827 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,600 The criminal mastermind hid it in a box 828 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:49,144 in the back of his closet labeled "math homework." 829 00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:51,146 Right? 830 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:54,483 Like I'd believe he'd label his homework. 831 00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:56,902 He doesn't even do his homework. 832 00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:58,779 Ginny's on a date tonight. 833 00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:01,657 I know. Max wouldn't shut up about it. Mm. 834 00:45:02,908 --> 00:45:04,034 Max is gay. 835 00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:07,955 She came out when she was nine, by announcing her love for Barbie's boobs. 836 00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:09,665 Bitch has got great boobs. 837 00:45:09,748 --> 00:45:13,127 We're good with it, Clint and I. That's my husband, Clint. 838 00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:17,005 - He's very supportive. He's a good dad. - That's important. 839 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,091 Ginny's dad's a good dad. 840 00:45:19,174 --> 00:45:22,219 Zion. He does this thing where he sends her books all the time. 841 00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,722 He writes in the margins little notes for her. 842 00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:25,973 It's cute. 843 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:29,101 Austin's dad's terrible. He's in prison. 844 00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:30,853 Prison? For what? 845 00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:32,229 Fraud, embezzlement. 846 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:35,774 - Oh, don't worry, he was framed. - How do you know? 847 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:38,735 I framed him. 848 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:41,864 What? 849 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:46,076 There they are. 850 00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:51,081 And he opened the door for her. 851 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,833 He drives a Porsche! 852 00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:55,919 This was fun. 853 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,045 - Very fun. - Yeah. 854 00:45:57,588 --> 00:46:00,507 Wholesome fun. In a good way, not in a bad way. Lame way. 855 00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:02,926 I don't think you're lame. I think you're nice. 856 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,471 You wouldn't ask me to play with your balls. 857 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:08,307 Oh my God. 858 00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:10,100 Uh, no, it's OK. 859 00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:11,894 I had a good time. 860 00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:24,072 See ya. 861 00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:25,156 OK. 862 00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:29,453 Mom, please! Grow up! 863 00:46:29,536 --> 00:46:31,955 That was one steamy hug. 864 00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:35,459 Thank you for respecting my privacy and normal mother-daughter boundaries! 865 00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:36,668 You're welcome. 866 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:43,467 We live in one of the wealthiest cities in the US. 867 00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:47,054 I find it unbelievable. I mean, we can buy organic food. 868 00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:48,847 Cynthia runs Wellsbury. 869 00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:51,141 Trust me, just steer clear. 870 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:52,434 Steer clear. Got it. 871 00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:56,146 Microplastics are what will get our children. It's in our food… 872 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:59,149 I see you've already met the town's most eligible bachelor. 873 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,527 - Yummy, no? - It's a conspiracy. 874 00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:03,320 We hear you, 875 00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:05,030 and we do not disagree with you. 876 00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:08,116 However, our options are extremely limited. 877 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:12,371 This is the cheapest meal plan available, and our budget is stretched too thin. 878 00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:13,622 Unacceptable. 879 00:47:13,705 --> 00:47:16,792 Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody. 880 00:47:17,584 --> 00:47:20,420 For those who don't know me, I'm Georgia Miller. 881 00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:24,591 I am so grateful to Cynthia for alerting me to this problem. 882 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:28,220 I know you're all familiar with Wellsbury's best-kept secret, 883 00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:30,222 Joe's Blue Farm Cafe. 884 00:47:30,305 --> 00:47:32,474 His hummus is outrageous. 885 00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:34,685 Joe has graciously offered, 886 00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:36,728 for a very affordable fee, 887 00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:40,232 to provide a healthy, locally grown, organic lunch option 888 00:47:40,315 --> 00:47:44,069 to the school district fresh from his farm a few miles outside of town. 889 00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,155 - Oh my God. - Joe, that's great. 890 00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,409 OK, well, in that case, meeting's adjourned. 891 00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:52,661 - Thanks for coming. - Told you it'd be a hit. 892 00:47:52,744 --> 00:47:55,581 No, you marched into my restaurant and threatened to report me 893 00:47:55,664 --> 00:48:00,127 to the Department of Labor for exploiting unpaid interns as employees if I said no. 894 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:02,462 Like I said, I appreciate a good scam. 895 00:48:03,755 --> 00:48:04,755 Yeah. 896 00:48:06,174 --> 00:48:07,342 We did it. 897 00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:13,682 Lemonade, uh, lemon pie, and lemon meringue, yeah? 898 00:48:13,765 --> 00:48:16,184 And a delightful lemon Jell-O. 899 00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:19,271 How'd you convince Joe to do that? 900 00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:22,941 I simply pointed out it would mean so much to the community. 901 00:48:24,192 --> 00:48:25,192 Uh-huh. 902 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,363 All right, Georgia. You win. 903 00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:31,783 Anyone who can make Cynthia that happy is a force to be reckoned with. 904 00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:33,327 Can you start Thursday? 905 00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:37,581 Well, I thought you'd never ask. 906 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,090 What are you doing here? 907 00:48:48,216 --> 00:48:49,843 So, this is your room, huh? 908 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:52,721 - Yes, and why are you in it? - Do you like him? 909 00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:53,805 Hunter? 910 00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:54,932 Why do you care? 911 00:48:56,141 --> 00:48:57,225 Do you like him? 912 00:48:57,309 --> 00:48:58,352 Yeah, I do. 913 00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:00,687 OK then. 914 00:49:01,521 --> 00:49:02,522 That's that. 915 00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:07,945 That's what? I'm just Maxine's dumb friend, remember? 916 00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:11,365 Who climbs through a window? This isn't some rapey John Hughes mo... 917 00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:13,867 What the hell was that? 918 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:16,536 Who kisses someone after they use the word "rapey"? 919 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,288 Sorry. I know you were on that date. 920 00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:20,653 Maxine won't shut up about how perfect you and Hunter are, 921 00:49:20,707 --> 00:49:22,668 and I can't stop thinking about you. 922 00:49:24,294 --> 00:49:25,796 The other day when you grabbed me... 923 00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:30,384 ♪ I know that it's late But I still up, love ♪ 924 00:49:31,051 --> 00:49:35,389 ♪ If you don't come on o-o-o-over ♪ 925 00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:39,059 ♪ I know we don't do dates ♪ 926 00:49:39,142 --> 00:49:41,979 ♪ Just late night escapes ♪ 927 00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:44,189 ♪ But since you're in so cool ♪ 928 00:49:44,272 --> 00:49:45,816 ♪ I been thinking about you ♪ 929 00:49:46,566 --> 00:49:49,444 ♪ It's been a few months Since we started this… ♪ 930 00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:50,570 Nice. 931 00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,072 ♪ …are you into this? ♪ 932 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,323 ♪ If not ♪ 933 00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:56,076 ♪ But I am ♪ 934 00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:59,037 ♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪ 935 00:49:59,121 --> 00:50:02,249 ♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪ 936 00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:04,751 ♪ I know That it's not for real quite yet ♪ 937 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:07,087 ♪ But we can see where it goes ♪ 938 00:50:08,046 --> 00:50:10,549 ♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪ 939 00:50:10,632 --> 00:50:13,135 ♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪ 940 00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:16,054 ♪ I know That it's not for real quite yet ♪ 941 00:50:23,228 --> 00:50:24,062 Um… 942 00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:26,231 Do you think you can handle two fingers? 943 00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:30,360 Uh… Yeah, sure. I think so. 944 00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:37,200 Does that feel good? 945 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,037 Yeah. Yeah, it does. 946 00:50:57,971 --> 00:50:58,972 Hang on. 947 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:01,725 Um… Here. 948 00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:11,902 - Uh… So, um, that was my first... - So, I better get going. 949 00:51:11,985 --> 00:51:12,985 What? 950 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:16,239 Sorry, uh, what… What were you gonna say? 951 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:20,243 Our moms are gonna get back from that school thing soon, so, you know… 952 00:51:20,827 --> 00:51:21,745 Oh… 953 00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:22,871 OK. Um… 954 00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:24,372 So I'll see you around? 955 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,083 Definitely. 956 00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:31,046 Hey, um… can we keep this on the DL? 957 00:51:31,129 --> 00:51:33,465 I don't want this getting back to Padma and… 958 00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:37,052 I'm sure you don't want this getting back to Hunter. 959 00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:38,220 I was gonna say that. 960 00:51:38,303 --> 00:51:41,306 I'd hate for such a dumb thing to ruin my chance with Hunter. 961 00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:42,890 OK then. 962 00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,011 I hate this. 963 00:52:20,595 --> 00:52:22,139 Keep working on it. 964 00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:24,182 You should ask Kenny for some pointers. 965 00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:27,185 Think the mung bean burgers are done. 966 00:52:27,769 --> 00:52:30,147 Mung bean? Gross. 967 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,398 I miss pizza. 968 00:52:32,023 --> 00:52:34,734 I hate this phony Stepford family dinner crap. 969 00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:39,239 - What the hell? - You will not bitch about family dinner. 970 00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:41,199 We are a family, and we will have dinner. 971 00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:43,535 - Kenny's not my family. - Oh, hell yes, he is. 972 00:52:43,618 --> 00:52:45,704 - My dad is... - Your dad is where? 973 00:52:45,787 --> 00:52:47,581 Where is he? Alaska? 974 00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:48,915 Last month it was Nepal. 975 00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:52,252 Hey, babe. When's dinner ready? 976 00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:55,463 - I am starving. - I'm gonna check on it right now. 977 00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,349 You need to work on your form. 978 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:10,103 How was night one in your new room? 979 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,313 Fine. 980 00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:16,443 - You need to arch your back less. - OK, I got it. 981 00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:19,863 I got it. 982 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,115 Kenny, stop. 983 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,450 Kenny, I got it. 984 00:53:24,075 --> 00:53:25,076 Dinner's ready. 985 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,329 ♪ Spread to fallin' leaves ♪ 986 00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:32,667 ♪ Now they're right upon me ♪ 987 00:53:33,251 --> 00:53:36,046 ♪ Wait, if I'm on fire ♪ 988 00:53:36,838 --> 00:53:40,175 ♪ How am I so deep in love? ♪ 989 00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:43,345 ♪ When I dream of dyin'… ♪ 990 00:53:43,428 --> 00:53:45,222 Passion or power. 991 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:47,599 ♪ I never feel so loved… ♪ 992 00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:52,145 Power is cold. 993 00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:55,482 It's about control. It's a game. 994 00:53:55,565 --> 00:53:57,400 There are winners and losers. 995 00:54:00,862 --> 00:54:02,405 - Oh, thanks, babe. - Of course. 996 00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:05,784 ♪ I've been having dreams… ♪ 997 00:54:05,867 --> 00:54:07,410 If someone has power, 998 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:10,580 that means intrinsically that someone else does not. 999 00:54:11,456 --> 00:54:13,416 ♪ Trip and I fall in… ♪ 1000 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:14,709 I always thought 1001 00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:17,879 that when the time came for me to have sex, I'd want passion. 1002 00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:19,089 Passion is hot. 1003 00:54:20,298 --> 00:54:23,969 But now, I think you only want passion until you've been burned. 1004 00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:26,638 Then power starts looking really good. 1005 00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:32,894 ♪ I never land, just float there… ♪ 1006 00:54:34,145 --> 00:54:36,731 Padma, right? There's something you should know. 1007 00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:39,192 - What? - We're late for class. We should go. 1008 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,737 You have something on your shirt. Got it. 1009 00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:44,447 Oh, thanks. 1010 00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,241 Never let your guard down. 1011 00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:48,285 I get it now. 1012 00:54:52,664 --> 00:54:54,457 I guess in the end… 1013 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:55,458 Oh! 1014 00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:58,545 …you're still just getting screwed. 1015 00:54:58,628 --> 00:55:00,672 ♪ I never feel so loved ♪ 1016 00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:05,260 ♪ I've been having dreams ♪ 1017 00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:12,225 ♪ Trip and I fall in… ♪ 1018 00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:14,269 For the first time in my life, 1019 00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:22,027 I think I'm finally starting to understand my mother. 1020 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,082 ♪ I've been having dreams ♪ 75954

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